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GOML LIVE #43 - CAR SHOW

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	Yo, what's up?
	Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn.
	Before we start the show, I just want to give a shout out to DMS, Danny Diablo.
	I just read on the way up the stairs that some dude from the Trapped, not the Ottawa punk band, but some other metal core band has just started beef with Danny Diablo of DMS.
	That's fucking dumb.
	This is what's so funny about Twitter.
	You're just shitting on Ryan, shitting on Gavin, then you shit on Danny fucking Diablo, who I'm nervous right now saying that he's not someone to fuck with.
	It's sort of like Chuck Zito.
	Like everyone who respects him, you go, Chuck Zito, you, hey, do you respect Chuck Zito?
	And people go, yeah, yeah, I do.
	I don't want any trouble.
	You fucking dummies.
	You picked a fight with him?
	Honestly, the dude from the trap should just leave the country.
	That's what I would do.
	If you start a war with Danny Diablo, I think it's smart just to get a passport, move to like Turkey and teach English.
	Everyone needs an English teacher.
	Everyone, I mean, in this shithole country.
	All right, before we get started, Bubba and Hanks, 100% veteran-owned and operated Wagyu Beef Farm.
	They shipped me a crate of stuff two weeks ago.
	I'm slowly making my way through it.
	It's unbelievable.
	It's so good.
	Wagyu filet, wagyu T-bone, wagyu chuck, wagyu ribeye, wagyu ground beef.
	The ground beef I made into burgers and it changed my entire family's life.
	We can't have normal burgers again.
	And what we're going to do after we go behind the paywall in half an hour, we're going to be giving away $50 of stuff.
	Tonight I'm giving callers one and two each.
	Oh, I didn't even know this.
	Free $50 gift cards to Bubba and Hanks.
	And it arrives in this styrofoam thing, frozen.
	You thaw it out in the fridge.
	Don't just thaw it out, you know, on the counter or do something stupid like thaw it out in the microwave.
	Thaw it out in the fridge slowly, throw it on and proceed to die.
	You'll die a death more sweet than the cows.
	Cows.
	So support veteran-owned business.
	All right.
	This is what, day four of party week.
	Monday we did it back in the burbs, and then we moved our offices back to Manhattan.
	We moved the TriCaster and all the lighting and everything, the soundboard back to Manhattan.
	On Tuesday, Tuesday we did the show.
	And this is our first GOML live in Manhattan.
	And I got to say, a little bit different in the day.
	We've been shooting in the day.
	And there's no parking still, which is weird.
	We park in a parking garage, but I got parking tonight.
	And dude, I drove by Penn Station trying to get those beers.
	Every time I say beers, I turn into a Canadian beers, these fucking beers.
	And Penn Station is unique.
	Maybe because some people are still coming in from Grand Central, I guess, from like Long Island.
	And no, Long Island is Penn Station.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Oh, I know why, because the only people in town are construction people and they leave at 3 p.m.
	So Penn Station is Dawn of the Dead.
	I dare you to go there right now and just wander around.
	You will get AIDS on your eyeballs.
	What is the Danny Diablo trapped thing, T-R-A-P-T?
	And why are you looking at our own site and not looking up that?
	I'm going to count the things you do weird.
	Not wrong, because you're no longer wrong.
	Trapped tries to take on Danny Diablo after he sides with iced tea and Twitter beef.
	Look at the guys on the right and look at the guy on the left.
	What are you thinking, dudes?
	I remember there was this guy, David, who spelled his name D-V-I-D, David without the A. And he just kept fucking with Danny, Lord Isaac, again and again and again.
	And I don't want to incriminate anyone legally, but it ended up real bad.
	Real bad.
	Any his.
	Yeah, I've got...
	I don't know anything about it.
	We've given up.
	We don't wear masks.
	We hang around.
	We've officially thrown in the towel.
	I think this thing has a shelf life, and it doesn't really matter what you do.
	40 days from the beginning, it peaks.
	70 days after it's done, I did your little game.
	I stayed at home.
	I'm done.
	My wife still won't let the kids have play dates, but I'll convince her soon enough.
	Yeah, I don't believe it.
	I wear the mask for everybody else to not look at me like I'm a butthole.
	Well, it's funny because when I was getting the beer, the guy at the beer store said, Sada, you have to wear a mask?
	And I was like, okay, next time.
	But then when I was outside, everyone had a mask, the three people there.
	And I thought, what if some dude was like, hey, man, where's your mask?
	Now, my first instinct with that kind of thing is, fuck you.
	And if it was like I was on a bicycle and the guy said, where's your helmet?
	I'd go, thanks, Dad.
	Safety first or something like that.
	But this is different.
	Because it's almost like...
	It's almost like, oh, okay, I'm an atheist when it comes to Corona, but you believe in it.
	Oh, here we are talking about Corona.
	Okay, more important things.
	Today is the cars episode.
	I am in the market for a new car, which I don't think I am anymore because the prices are going up on a regular basis.
	I'm never going to financially recover from this.
	And he never did.
	But I'm so frustrated by the way they look.
	Look up any car right now.
	Look up 2020 Jaguar, which Jaguar used to be the most beautiful car in the world.
	In fact, I remember when I was a kid, my dad would always say, no, marketing's very effective.
	You know, I don't believe in cows.
	I couldn't care less about a car, but I want a Jaguar.
	And he was saying this, by the way, when I was a kid.
	So, like, 1980, they were beautiful back then.
	But look at these.
	Okay, of course, yeah.
	All right, that looks pretty cool, actually.
	The rear of it looks cool, but then the front of it looks like a freaking hotel.
	Keep going, keep going.
	Whoa.
	Okay, those look.
	Looks like a stiletto.
	they seem to fix the problem.
	Uh, yeah, but the front of this is a little too, It's still kind of nice.
	Porsche?
	Wow, those look pretty good.
	This is not helping my point.
	It's still pretty sick.
	The last time I looked up Jaguars, they were, yeah, there we go.
	Look at that blue one.
	Yeah, that's a piece of sick.
	That's a Jaguar.
	Like when you dump your wife because you won the lottery, which is why all people fall out of love, and you get a trophy wife, you can't be seen in that blue fucking secretary car.
	You don't like a car that has like the front of a Valvo and the body of a Subaru?
	What is that?
	And it's a four.
	I can't even tell.
	Like when I'm on the highway and I see a Porsche SUV, which should be an Oxymoron, you see a Porsche SUV and you go, well, this must be the coolest looking SUV ever.
	No, it looks like every other, looks like a minivan.
	There, now we're getting stinky.
	All right, that's cool.
	This is not helping my point.
	From now on, I'm going to research and make sure I have the fake news visuals.
	Okay, look up the Porsche SUV.
	And don't name the year because it appears that everyone's been listening to me ranting for the past two years.
	Yeah, that's a Porsche.
	You're driving in a Porsche?
	Go down a bit.
	Cars are especially bad when they're blue.
	Like light blue.
	I have a light blue car.
	Fuck you.
	Blue shoes piss me off, but I see the blue car.
	Oh, I hate those blue shoes that are like dress shoes, but they'll be blue suede with a white sole.
	It's like, these are not your grandfather's dress shoes.
	I'm reinventing the wheel with this shit, bitch.
	So anyway, we have Chris Stevens from Eurotech Classics.
	You may remember him from the show Garage Rehab.
	I'm really into car shows, and I don't know anything about cars, but there's like two genres, and there's the Richard, what's his name?
	Stevenson something?
	And he doesn't dress so bad.
	And he does, he does, he's Monkey Garage and the more normal shows.
	But then there's these other shows like Car Rehab and fucking, I can't remember them now.
	Well, Garage Rehab was Chris's show.
	Yes.
	But there's Counting Cars with this dude like Horny Mike who has horns on his bandana and they have these beards that come down to here with like a ponytail on it.
	We should do a whole, let's have Chris as a regular guest and do a whole show on what the fuck are you dressed as?
	And when you think of mechanics from coast to coast, top to bottom, how many of them have a balding mohawk?
	Look at that thing.
	That thing has five receiving heads.
	The punk was invented as a way of saying, you're not allowed to be into this after 22.
	It's for the youth.
	And we put in certain stopgaps, such as you can't have a mohawk if you're balding, but not car guys in LA and Nevada.
	They're like, oh yeah, check this out.
	Oh, their facial hair with like, zoop, joop, joop, joop.
	What are you doing?
	That's just like 15 combo standing straight up.
	What does the car guy in Wisconsin, northern Wisconsin, think when he sees these shows?
	Anyway, so we'll talk to Chris about the death of cars.
	I blame women, of course.
	Like I blame them for everything.
	But I also think environmentalism might be a factor where they go, make it look like shit and it's better for the environment.
	Or make it look like shit so it crumples like aluminum foil.
	Or make it, it doesn't have to be fast.
	There he is, looking particularly greasy.
	So we'll get to him in about 10 minutes.
	Can you get him ready and waiting on Skype, but not too right this second because he's not going to stay on hold for sure.
	Yeah, we've been messaging him.
	Oh, sure, sure.
	I sound sound.
	Sounds hound.
	Also in the news, when I left the house this evening and went to pick up Ryan, who's dressed as, what, a caretaker?
	Like Q from James Bond.
	After James Bond died and you're arranging his funeral?
	Oh, is it like it's a cardigan with a...
	Oh, you wish I was.
	Except Asians died.
	Cool.
	I wish you worked at a funeral home, but as a client.
	That means I'd be dead.
	Yeah.
	Oh, speaking.
	Okay, okay, so we'll get to that.
	So Forrest Gump, I was just watching that as I was, you know, grabbing my glasses and heading, grabbing my car keys.
	That movie, I forgot, I haven't seen it in years.
	The very beginning of the movie, Forrest Gump can't get into school because he's retarded.
	So his mother offers to fuck the principal.
	The principal obliges, and then Forrest sits on the porch as he hears as the principal fucks his mom.
	And my kids are there.
	I forgot that it's a porn.
	And then as the principal walks away, he goes, boy, your mommy sure wants you to get into this school, Forrest.
	And then as he walks away, Forrest goes, who's retarded, goes, I mean, the guy just gives him like a mean look.
	Like he gives the kid a gross look as if he's the dirtbag.
	And also, you know exactly what you're going to get with the box of chocolates because there's a fucking chart in the box.
	It says cherry surprise.
	No surprise with the cherry surprise.
	It says Nouga.
	It has everything listed.
	And you lost the piece of paper?
	Okay, you have a very unusual box of chocolates.
	People tend to not lose.
	I'm turning into that fucking guy we were cringing at earlier.
	Oh, can I tell you something?
	That's too good.
	You don't lose The piece of paper when you get a box of chocolates.
	Let's see here.
	Oh, yeah.
	So, dinosaurs come in different sizes.
	There's really big ones and there's smaller ones.
	There's also medium-sized.
	I gotta get a beer.
	I'm gonna throw up.
	Excuse me.
	Can you and your friend stop laughing at me?
	I'm trying to do a presentation here.
	Anyways, so, um, yeah, there's also herbivores where they only eat vegetables.
	And there's carnivores where they only eat meat.
	Check out the other one.
	Check out the other one.
	It's even more painful because he includes his toes.
	I'm becoming like a cringe.
	I'm becoming the lemmy of cringe.
	Like, I want it turned up to 11.
	Oh!
	Hi there!
	My name's Charmiander.
	And I recently learned a new trick.
	Toes and the grunt, the growling?
	I can turn myself into a wolf.
	Can I show you?
	I don't know what's happening.
	Okay.
	Where's his father?
	Or should I say, wolf with me here?
	His brother!
	Bring his sister.
	Your sister should beat you up for this.
	That's a wolf.
	I feel like Liam Neeson at the end of that movie.
	Taken?
	Yeah, Ryan.
	Taken.
	Not the movie where he's being chased by wolves the entire time.
	Like, do his friends like this?
	Andrew Curtis.
	How about that, eh?
	You know when you work out and then you have a shower, but you're still kind of buzzing after the shower and you're almost sweating after the shower?
	Even though you've watched it.
	That's how I feel after that.
	I think he's inspired by Kingdom Hearts or something.
	I don't know what that is.
	But whatever that is, it's for two-year-olds.
	I guess.
	Like, that's teletubby level.
	Teletubby level.
	I'm doing that so we can advertise our sponsors, too.
	Teletubby?
	Shut up, Brian.
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	Okay, we're not even getting close to the news here.
	I had a brilliant idea for an invention.
	And again, we've had entire episodes dedicated to inventions.
	They're all free.
	Go nuts.
	But how about this idea?
	You ready for this?
	You know how you go...
	You really just want two, maybe three drinks, right?
	And you shouldn't start drinking bourbon until maybe eight o'clock at night, maybe seven.
	If you can stick to beer, then, you know, you can have fucking 100 beers.
	They don't do anything.
	But the problem with bourbon is the next day is polluted.
	You know when we partied Saturday night?
	You know when I fully recovered?
	When?
	It was Sunday night.
	Sunday night, sorry.
	Thursday.
	That's today.
	Monday was AIDS.
	Tuesday was hell.
	Wednesday was just being 150 years old.
	And then this morning I woke up and I was kind of a human.
	Oh, and you know what I did today?
	I tried my wife's Peloton.
	How's that for gay?
	I felt ugly.
	I felt gay.
	Dude, it is brutal.
	It's really, really hard.
	And you feel like at one point my heart was going so fast, I was worried about my safety.
	I was worried I was going to have a heart attack and die.
	My kids would have no father.
	I was fantasizing about jumping off and lying on the ground most of the time.
	And even the, there's an arm workout section with my little, my, my wife's little girly weights where you're going like this and doing this stuff.
	Even that's pretty grueling.
	And the thing, I did 45 minutes straight.
	The thing about boxing is you get little breaks and you can cheat.
	This, you cannot go below, I think, 50 miles an hour or whatever the, I don't know exactly what the, the number 50, it feels like 50 miles an hour.
	But, and you have to wear these horribly gay little shoes where I felt ugly.
	I felt stupid.
	I felt gay.
	I felt ugly.
	I felt gay.
	I'm going to, I'm going to stick with it because I want to be able to have enough gas in the tank, as we say in boxing, to be alert for four rounds.
	Oh, buying the shoes is the worst.
	It takes you three times.
	You got to get these stupid clips.
	It's like this Xbox I bought for the kids.
	I thought, all right, let's get the kids playing video.
	They're going to play video games inevitably, right?
	You can't change that.
	So I actually don't mind if my sons or any combination of my kids are playing the same video game.
	I mean, for a couple hours or something, but at least they're bonding, they're talking to each other.
	That's not a problem.
	So I got the, we have an Xbox 360.
	All the games are super corny, like you're jumping up and down on a raft.
	So I got rid of that.
	Got the Xbox 360.
	No, no, the Xbox X. Xbox One S. Xbox One S. It comes with two controllers.
	And so I get Dance, Dance, Just Dance 2020, and FIFA.
	All right.
	Comes in the mail.
	It doesn't have a sensor.
	That's a separate thing you have to buy.
	I'm so sick of things not coming with the stuff.
	With the soundtrack.
	And then, oh, you can use your phone.
	Yeah, sure.
	You can use your fucking phone.
	So then I got to go buy that and then an extension.
	I think I'm already getting drunk.
	And then I go, all right, I'll just do the FIFA thing.
	Now, I'm from the 80s where you had Atari, you just plugged it in, and it was joust, and there you were.
	You didn't have to watch the intro.
	This fucking thing is so infuriating.
	You have to set up these at Microsoft accounts.
	You have to tell them your credit card, all that.
	That I would, I would, I was working on this for an hour setting it up.
	Like, shouldn't it just be you unplug your old VCR and you put in your new DVD player?
	This is you unplug your old Xbox and you start a company.
	I basically registered an LLC.
	I'm not really exaggerating.
	But I think eventually I'll get to this and my son, one boy can be red and the other boy can be white.
	All right, sounds good.
	I get in there.
	Aren't they a combo of both?
	After I get there, I finally get it in.
	I finally set up all the accounts, all the passwords.
	I'll never remember any of them.
	I won't even remember the usernames because everything's taken, right?
	Because too many fucking adults are playing these goddamn things.
	And I finally set it up and it's like, choose your player.
	And I'm just like, I don't know, him.
	Like, okay, what kind of hair?
	Yeah.
	And the shorts, would you like the shorts?
	I don't give a fuck about the fucking shorts.
	I was getting so fucking mad.
	And then I make his name John because that's my youngest boy's name.
	It says there's a word with profanity in the name.
	John.
	No.
	I changed everything else, and it didn't work until I changed the name John to JB.
	What?
	Do you think that means dick, you fucking idiots at whoever makes this shit?
	That's crazy.
	I know you can't use Trump or MAGA.
	So I'm at an hour in, maybe more, maybe an hour and 20 minutes.
	Still nowhere near two people playing.
	I have no idea how to set up two players.
	It's not a button.
	I think it's two profiles you have to set up.
	And then I finally get started and I'm in some ghetto like alleyway gymnasium where I guess I'm not good enough to go.
	I don't want to start a whole soccer player's fucking career.
	Why don't you just have me come out of the womb and I'll breastfeed for a little while and eventually I'll become interested in soccer because my cousins play it.
	Or you don't get into soccer.
	I don't get into soccer.
	I just end up becoming a drug dealer.
	Now I'm playing Grand Theft Auto in FIFA.
	Or you're playing video games in the video game'cause you're just slacking on your We're not far from a Grand Theft Auto where the guy would rather play soccer and he ends up playing like a shitty FIFA.
	I had to be a baby in my game.
	I was raised by a man and taught how to shoot an arrow.
	Oh, in your little girl game that you play where you go and get fancy rocks?
	What's that game called?
	Horizon Zero Dawn and it rules.
	Horizon Zero Dawn, where Ryan looks like fucking moldilocks from Antifa.
	That's a good idea.
	And he jumps through the forest with a perfect ass and a little, like, raccoon skin dress.
	She is not...
	She's not even that sexy.
	This is Ryan's defense.
	No, she doesn't reveal.
	She's totally butch.
	The chick that I become is like a badass tomboy, dude.
	Look at her, man.
	She's dressed dignified.
	Yeah, she's cool.
	No, the woman you are is a cruel woman.
	Interesting defense.
	The woman I am is a badass.
	I think she's just a guy with long hair boots and kids and a vagina, that's all.
	Still basically a dude anyway.
	Basically, tomboys are basically...
	I'm just a tomboy with a penis.
	Look at these robot fights.
	Yeah.
	Oh, badass, man.
	You're almost like a dude.
	You're so badass.
	You didn't have to do any stupid paperwork to get started and get good at it, if you will.
	There's a human element, of course.
	Okay, before we get to Chris, is he on the line yet?
	Yeah.
	He's waiting for us.
	Why don't we interview Chris, ask him why cars suck, then we'll do the last read, then we'll go behind the paywall, and then he'll take us through his shop and show us all this cool shit.
	Cool.
	But before we get to any of that, I still haven't told you my invention.
	All right.
	So it's a safe, right?
	It's this big.
	And the maker's bottle goes in it upside down.
	Shit, you'd have to have it customized for your...
	Anyway, the neck comes out the bottom.
	And you know when you go to bars and they have that one ounce thing?
	So you set your ounce.
	An ounce is too little for me.
	So maybe it's two ounces, right?
	So you have your drink, you put it there.
	In the safe, it's locked.
	The bottle's locked.
	You go, whatever your setting is.
	Let's say it's three ounces.
	And then you take it out, right?
	You can chug it.
	Now you go back, it doesn't work.
	It doesn't work for two hours.
	Just like a passcode on an iPhone, when you do it too many times, you got to wait 10 minutes.
	So if you have a drink at 8, you can't have another drink until 10.
	Now, you can break the thing, of course.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	But as you're breaking it, you should probably realize you've got a pretty serious problem.
	How much would this be?
	What's the price point?
	Holy shit.
	I may or may not have just found some pills underneath that can.
	The symbols.
	Wait, what's the question?
	How much, what's the price point for this item?
	We'll get to that.
	Now you go, well, how do I replace it?
	The sensors don't open until the bottle's empty.
	And then, kachunk, it just opens.
	Mm, yeah.
	That's a good idea.
	So if you have your first drink at 8, you'll probably Get another one in at 10.
	I don't know if you're going to go to 12.
	You're definitely not going till 2.
	So the worst case scenario in giant air quotes is 8, 10, 12.
	I don't think that's going to be a hangover.
	Hey, if there are any billionaire industrial designers out there who can just make me that personally, you can keep the invention.
	I don't have time to deal with that shit.
	All right.
	You know what we've just gotten through, by the way?
	None of my actual notes.
	We just got through my last-minute scribbles of shit I forgot to mention after we printed out my notes.
	Isn't that fun?
	That's bizarre, though.
	All right, let's get to fucking Chris Stevens.
	Chris, are you there, sir?
	Yeah, man, I'm here.
	Chris is at, that's your brother's shop, right?
	Eurotech Classics?
	No, it's my shop, too.
	We're co-owners.
	Right.
	Split it.
	50-50.
	Sorry, I meant to say that's you and your brother's shop.
	And you deal with beautiful European cars, BMWs.
	Any motorbikes in there?
	Yeah, yeah.
	I got like a vintage early 90s Honda VFR behind me there.
	So like, it's actually, we're doing a really cool deal with the, well, it used to be a British company, but remember the company Royal Enfield?
	Oh, yeah.
	Beautiful.
	So I just got a phone call from them yesterday, and they chose five people around the world to do a custom bike build.
	And I'm the North American.
	Oh, nice.
	Is it a competition?
	What is it?
	Yeah, well, I haven't got the details yet.
	Basically, what it is, is it's supposed to be a build where it won't be like these TV shows where it's like ridiculous builds using crazy equipment that nobody can afford or do on their own.
	It's supposed to influence you.
	Like if you were to buy a new motorcycle, how can I put my own flair on it under a certain budget?
	So I'll be getting a budget and a brand new motorcycle, doing some bolt-ons, and I'll add some of my own like flair and a little bit of fab work, but I won't make it stupid to ride like a little chopper with little teeny bars.
	I'm not doing anything like that.
	It'll be a completely rideable, if not just as good as stock or better is what I'm, you know, aiming for.
	Well, most of these rehab shows, I look at the final product and go, I couldn't have it in my driveway.
	I'd be too embarrassed.
	I don't want a DJ booth in the trunk.
	Well, yeah, that would be like the TV shows like 15 years ago.
	But yeah, I get what you're saying.
	They make the cars so ridiculous that they're on air ride.
	They're too low.
	But even now, I showed you that D. Snyder electric car he had redone.
	It looked like Iron Man Secretary's car.
	Dude, I don't get it, man.
	Like, I can't watch those shows because it just makes my skin crawl, man.
	Yeah, they make cars that are embarrassing.
	But the reason I wanted to call you is because I'm in the market for a new car.
	I was looking at the 2020 Range Rovers, and Range Rover has gone from a pretty decent car, even as late as the 90s.
	And when I say decent, I'm purely talking as a homo who doesn't know anything about the insides.
	I just like the outsides, and I like right angles.
	And I look at the 90s, even up to 2000, you look at Range Rovers and you go, those look pretty good.
	And now you see the new Range Rover, like that one.
	The convertible looks like a kid's toy.
	Well, yeah, because I don't know.
	I mean, men aren't buying them anymore.
	That's what I suspected.
	The housewives were buying the family cars, and they...
	Why do women hate right angles?
	Women don't like the look of a 2000 Range Rover?
	Yes, you are correct on that.
	They do not like straight angles.
	They don't like sharp edges.
	They want things to be round and smooth and kind of monochromatic.
	They don't want fancy colors, anything like that.
	British Racing Green is out of the question now.
	They need blacks, grays, white, and silvers.
	Is it also something to do with aerodynamics and saving the planet?
	I mean, I guess it's an added bonus, but does it really matter?
	No.
	I mean, remember, the SUV kind of came from the whole military background with trucks where things were assembled so they can be disassembled.
	So like a fender can come off.
	Well, it's not going to be round.
	It's going to be a nice square angle like a Jeep would be or an old Range Rover Classic or Land Rover Defender.
	So it's supposed to be fully rebuildable, repairable, and replaceable.
	So nowadays, everything's meant to be thrown away after a certain, you know, once the warranty's up, that's it.
	You know, it goes to the second and third party sellers.
	Well, even once you're in an accident, every time I've been in an accident, they're like, this is garbage.
	Just fucking, you might as well get a new one.
	We're done.
	Yeah.
	And SUVs also used to have like towing capacity, too.
	So you could actually tow an RV or a boat with it back in the day.
	And now they realize, well, the guys with the boats and the RVs are just buying the big pickup trucks.
	So like I got this beautiful BMW X3 that just came in.
	And I usually wasn't an X3 fan, but aesthetically speaking, it looked good.
	It was navy blue with brown leather sports seats.
	And I was loving it.
	I'm thinking like this might be a good car for my chicken home.
	Well, I popped the hood and it has this little teeny four-cylinder turbo motor.
	And then I was turned off.
	I mean, there's so much space in between it.
	And what it is, is just a throwaway motor.
	It was cheap to manufacture.
	They could slap it in.
	They put it in the same three-series that they did on the X Drive X3.
	So I just think it's ridiculous what they're doing now.
	I'd like a V8, eight miles to the gallon, Range Rover Classic.
	That'll do just fine.
	I'm still trying to give them the benefit of the doubt.
	So I guess the one thing they say is aerodynamic.
	Now, we had those muscle cars like the Mustang, whatever, in the 70s, and the sort of, what's that called, Chevy Nova and all that stuff.
	And they seem to have brought them back for a little while there.
	And I assume they have all the souped up, environmentally friendly engines.
	So those cars would be less good on gas because of the lack of aerodynamics.
	But what are we talking annually here, like $7 in gas?
	Well, yeah, that's always the debate.
	You know, if you buy an electric car and you add up the cost, you know, for the electricity and the cost to own it, how long does it take for your return on that investment versus just an old car that you're not, you know, basically you're recycling, right?
	You take an old car and you keep it on the road.
	You're actually more green than the person that bought a brand new car because it saved it from going to the junkyard and, you know, everything else.
	I mean, you're basically reducing your carbon footprint by restoring an old car and keeping it on the road.
	Oh, I never thought of that.
	Okay, last question with these horrible, disgusting, shitty cars that are being stuffed down our throats where a Jag and a Porsche all look like Honda Civics, they all look like little cough drops.
	Is another reason for it so they crumple better?
	Because we were watching a video the other day of this car chase, and this guy goes sideways.
	The back of the entire car is cut off by a tree like it was aluminum foil, which I assume is safer than a Ford Galaxy from 1959 just going bang into it.
	Yeah, I don't think the way they look is for safety.
	I mean, I think they could still look cool and have all the safety devices.
	I mean, airbags, that was a great invention.
	And same thing with like seatbelts when Volvo started putting those in the production vehicles.
	Those are great things.
	You know, I'm all for safety, especially if you have a family.
	But there's no reason for it to look so dinky.
	You know, it doesn't.
	Thank you for not saying gay, by the way.
	I appreciate that.
	I'm going to start using dinky.
	I mean, I guess, like, I don't know.
	They're not really considered like gay looking.
	I don't know what gay looking would be with a car at all.
	Yeah.
	Well, I like a lot of gay looking things that you'd consider gay in a car, like the old Mercks, a 1980s Merck.
	All right, let's put this in front of the paywall, and we'll make this free on YouTube.
	And then now let's go back behind the paywall and see some of your, see what you got in there.
	What you got behind the green door?
	Music.
	Music.
	Thank you.
	Johnny Apple CBD, jacbd.com.
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	The gummies are delicious and relaxing.
	and the topical cream helps my workout recovery, which I'm going to need tomorrow.
	I think I might just cover my legs with the CBD tonight because as I was going...
	Oh, that's the tincture.
	Tincture.
	The tincture.
	The tincture.
	I can tell that tomorrow's going to be one of those, you know, when you go down the stairs and you're like, oh, Jesus.
	Oh, my.
	What hub?
	Hadayahana.
	Sort of like getting punched in the ribs.
	Yes, I was just about to say that.
	When he knocked me in the ribs, it was really interesting getting out of bed for like two weeks.
	I don't know why you suggested such a thing.
	I was drunk.
	Yeah, 20% off all orders at jacb.com if you use the promo code Gavin.
	Oh, we have a paywall giveaway.
	CallerOne $50 gift card?
	No, that's Bubba and Hanks.
	Right?
	Sorry.
	I thought it was Bubba and Hanks.
	Yeah, that's Bubba and Hanks.
	You want to cut off these fools?
	So, goodbye, freebie guys.
	If you want more of this content, and we've been making a lot more of it, you have to subscribe to censored.tv, $10 a month.
	My show is the tip of the iceberg.
	We're up to like two hours a day of content.
	Jacob Wall is there.
	Jim Goad is coming.
	Laura Loomer is there.
	We've got Copper Cab.
	We've got Milo every Friday night.
	You can see him tomorrow night rocking out Friday nights.
	All right.
	And we have, of course, Soph.
	So, yes, I have been fired from every job I've ever had.
	Yes, I've been censored.
	Yes, I've been banned from Instagram and PayPal.
	I noticed, by the way, a lot of these lefties, they'll say, if you're censored, how can I hear you right now?
	If you're suffering from a violation of free speech, why do you have your own network?
	Free speech does exist.
	In other words, if you still have a tongue, then you can't complain about the First Amendment.
	We have had to build this site from scratch twice after we got sued for the first name.
	We have to have 50 levels of encryption on the payment system because that gets shut down.
	Even our charity for a black baby, Liberty, justiceforliberty.com, has been hacked and has to have 50 layers of content.
	I mean, sorry, protection on the payment system.
	Yes, I'm still on YouTube after being kicked off twice and I was demonetized like a year ago.
	I'm so banned that Ryan can't have his own personal Facebook because he works for me.
	So it's possible that there are gradations of censored.
	And yes, I can still speak English.
	I still have a head.
	But the idea that you can't talk about censorship if you still have a peep left is fascist.
	Do you understand?
	You assholes are tyrannical if you don't get it.
	And if you do get it, you understand that it's about getting fired, getting in trouble, being brave, and never stop fighting.
	Never stopping fighting?
	All right, let's get back to Chris and see what he's got in his garage.
	He's got...
	We'll be right back.
	So basically, like if you're a customer, you would just kind of walk right in, just put like double French doors in so I can keep some customers out, you know, make sure that they're not wandering all around.
	I have like an old BMW 3 Series here.
	This is a 320i.
	This was the first 3-series BMW made in 1977.
	So I'm doing a restoration on that.
	And it was cool, you know, they were pretty and they looked good and they drove really good.
	Great gas mileage.
	You know, a lot of people think gas mileage is a new thing, but really we had pretty good gas mileage on cars.
	This is an interesting car.
	This is a 1969 TVR Vixen.
	And this was made in Blackpool, England.
	And it was a production car sold here in the States.
	We purchased this in 1970 out of New Jersey.
	So I still have it today.
	Yeah, that one's really cool.
	It's an all-fiberglass body, kind of like your Corvettes used to be.
	Does that have power steering?
	Oh, no, no, not at all.
	Because I tend to glorify these cars, but I'm told that driving them, you smell gas, there's no AC, you need to be Hercules to turn a corner.
	No, yeah, that's untrue.
	Especially with these cars.
	I mean, even though the motor is in the front on this, you would think there's more weight with the motor being on the axle where you're steering, but you really don't notice at all.
	And I guess if you were to really be picky, you would only notice it maybe like parking it in a parking lot.
	Like parallel parking or something.
	Okay.
	Maybe, but they're actually, the steering racks are designed pretty good that it doesn't matter.
	I mean, this is even a three-series, I believe this is a 2004, but you could just see they're so much better looking than they are now.
	They're classic looking.
	Yeah, that's, I feel, like, when it started to go around 2004.
	Yeah, yeah, you're 100% correct on that.
	I don't know why, but like, even like these little teeny cars now, you probably wouldn't want to get hit in this.
	This is a MG midget, if you remember these, these British cars.
	Well, it's beautiful, though.
	But that's pretty cool.
	That's great in Britain with your little windy roads and you're going to the pub.
	Here in America on the I-95, you're just like, babe!
	Well, that's what separates the boys from the men.
	If you can do it on the highway with a smile on your face, smoking a cigar, I mean, that's pretty badass.
	It just shows that you don't care.
	But those are those rules that you kind of want to fight back on.
	You know, you want to be able to have the right to still drive what you want to drive and drive a historic car on highways and country roads and everything else because they're trying to take that away.
	I mean, obviously, like the government wants you to have, you know, electric cars and good gas modders cars.
	They don't want old cars on the road, hence when Obama came out with the cash for clunkers, which was a terrible idea because all it did was just completely junk up all of the junkyards and everything else and crush them when we could have actually restored them and kept them on the road.
	Huh.
	Okay, last question.
	Is there any hope for the future of cars?
	I mean, I heard about some CEO, maybe it was at Chevy, where his first day he walked into the design room and said, I want to see some right angles.
	Well, any hope for cars?
	I think so.
	Aesthetically, I mean.
	Aesthetically.
	Well, I mean, that Land Rover Defender that you had me researching and building, I mean, that 110 Defender isn't a bad-looking truck.
	No, that's true.
	It's a little bubbly, but yeah, it's got kind of an outdoorsy, off-roading kind of a look.
	And then the G-Wagon, no one can afford, but that's got nice right angles.
	Yeah, the G-Wagon, they're really sticking to their guns on that.
	They don't want to change the design.
	It's very militant-looking.
	It's the same style as it's been for so many years now.
	And there's a cult following with that that it's hard to keep them in stock.
	I mean, people are buying the new ones as soon as they come out.
	Now, remember, during this whole Corona thing going on, the production has stopped on a lot of vehicles.
	So when you try to buy one like your Defender or a G-Wagon, it's going to be really hard to get.
	You're probably going to have to pay over sticker.
	Fuck.
	All right, Chris.
	Thanks for the updates.
	Let's have you back soon.
	Yeah, man.
	Cool, dude.
	There's some things we should extrapolate upon.
	Show them what a royal end field is.
	Oh.
	That's one of those British bikes where you just go, this is perfection.
	You're done.
	Sort of like, what's it called?
	The gat motagozi thing?
	What's that called again?
	Motagoozi?
	Something like that.
	What a fucking beautiful bike.
	So we should, we should.
	Wait a minute.
	We're all practicing quarantine, right?
	If we stay six feet away from him, can we go down and shoot him rebuilding that thing?
	That would be cool.
	Right?
	Hell yeah, man.
	Or at least we've broken the rule by one.
	Ooh, we spoke to one fucking dude.
	Didn't I do that today when I bought that Maker's mark?
	Which I can't touch for two hours because it's in a Maker's Mark safe.
	It's there, though.
	When I told my wife and kids that idea at dinner tonight, they go, my wife goes, well, if you have to do that, then you should be an AA.
	And I go, no, I'm trying to invent a gray area.
	It goes back to what I said about censorship.
	It's not either, Gavin is only censored if he has no tongue.
	If I can hear him making sounds, he's not censored.
	No, there's degrees.
	Like the 10 things I hate about the Jews.
	Clearly, that was satire.
	It's possible things are not as they seem.
	This propaganda era that we're living in, where you say things like a used car salesman, is really frustrating me.
	We're Antifa.
	We're anti-fascist.
	If you're against Antifa, you're pro-fascist.
	It's jolt cola.
	If you don't, Sugar twice the caffeine.
	If you don't buy Jolt, you hate sugar and caffeine.
	Oh, you're pro-life?
	I'm pro-choice.
	If you're pro-life, you're anti-choice.
	Oh, you're pro-choice?
	I'm pro-life.
	If you are against me, you're against life.
	All this fucking twisting of words.
	It's so corny.
	You're against socialism?
	Okay, let me explain something to you, dumbass.
	Socialism is roads.
	Socialism is libraries.
	I saw Sarah Silverman tweet this recently, and I remembered myself saying the same stupid shit when I was 17.
	I'm not exaggerating.
	I had a little Lenin pin on my punk jacket as I explained to people, look, shit for brains, the working man has to have security.
	These guys put food on our table.
	They pump the gas for us.
	They make the country run, and they deserve a working wage.
	You go, I'm in.
	The way you said it, it sounds great.
	But it's never as simple as how it sounds.
	And there's also a thing called counterintuitive thinking, where more guns, less crime.
	It doesn't compute.
	You go, but crime has guns going pew, pew, pew.
	You have more guns, there's going to be more pew, pew, pew.
	No, dumbass.
	Also, show the Land Rover Defender that he was talking about.
	Land Rover Defender.
	Oh, and one more thing in that interview that I didn't get to.
	I should have mentioned it when I was there.
	That's it?
	That's the 2020?
	Wait, that's beautiful.
	Yeah.
	Is that the car I've been looking for my whole life?
	What year is that?
	Because the one I saw looked more like a buggy.
	Yeah, there we go.
	Womp, womp, womp.
	Those were the 2000s.
	Look at that gross blue thing.
	They're all like bugs.
	Wait, is this real?
	Oh, that's a special Lego.
	That's a Lego one.
	Really?
	Wait, that's a real car, though?
	Yeah.
	What the heck?
	I think so.
	That's bananas.
	Imagine driving this around.
	By the way, I should have made this clear, and I just realized after we hung up.
	When I was saying the gas consumption, I was saying my theory is, and we'll have him back on the show, that these people selling the cars say, you need to be aerodynamic because it saves gas, and that saves the environment.
	Remember that turtle with the plastic straw up his nose?
	That's abusing the environment.
	So when your car has absolutely no right angles gobbling up all the gas, then it hurts the environment because you're consuming extra gas.
	Now, my contention is take a Land Rover, the exact same Land Rover internally, right?
	And have one that's super aerodynamic and has all bubble edges, and then take the same engine, the same everything, but have it go.
	I will concede that the second one will use up more gas because of wind resistance.
	But my question is, how much?
	And I'm guessing it's about this much.
	A swig.
	That is my theory.
	And then finally, another point I thought of after he hung up.
	Blackpool, UK.
	That's a holiday town.
	You go there and go on the beach, the blue-collar beach.
	It's a blue-collar beach.
	It's like Jersey Shore.
	And the thought that there used to be factories there of hardworking people.
	Yeah, that was socialism.
	No, asshole.
	It wasn't the unions being strong.
	It was ruined by your fucking open borders bullshit.
	What is that?
	Blackpool?
	Yes.
	Blackpool.
	It's like quarantine.
	It's so weird being on beaches in England.
	Because you're in like this freezing cold town and there's a beach community.
	And how often can you go to the beach in England?
	Like four times a year?
	Anyway, we haven't even started the show and it's over.
	Like I have got to zero notes.
	I didn't email you my notes by accident, but that's fine because we're about to take calls in 10 minutes.
	But here's two things we didn't cover in the babe episode.
	Remember I said, who is that chick?
	Action movie, cartoonish, Madam M from Hobbs and Shaw.
	And I tracked her down after that on my own.
	You know how I found her?
	I went through 2020 action movie blockbusters.
	And sorry, I knew it wasn't 2020.
	I went 2019.
	I was ready to go 2018, 2017.
	I thought I'll just go through them year by year.
	There's not that many action movies a year.
	And there she is.
	That's a good one right above me.
	Right above me.
	She's doing an interview about it.
	No, no.
	That one where she's in the room.
	So this is Evia Gonzalez.
	She was going to be catwoman in a movie.
	She wears like a, there was a great picture of her recently wearing a denim jumpsuit.
	But in retrospect, when I tracked her down, I went, too pretty.
	Not interesting.
	Sorry.
	There's no character there.
	The one that we showed at the beginning of the day.
	What did you look up?
	Denim.
	Why wouldn't you do denim jumpsuit?
	It's a jumpsuit like you were wearing the other day.
	It wasn't a jumpsuit.
	It was a coordin.
	A co-ord.
	There we go.
	I can't believe I have to tell you how to use a Google machine.
	Yeah, so she's just like super hot.
	That's boring.
	You know what we should do?
	Let's do the mailbag and then for a few minutes and then take calls.
	Is that a crazy idea?
	Hi.
	And if everybody wants to go to the Discord, there's a call-in section.
	Oh, yeah.
	Sorry, I meant to say this.
	The Discord, get on the Discord.
	We're going to take calls tonight, both from the Discord, where they can unmute people and they can ask questions, and then also from Collins.
	so we have two ryan shut up you don't have a dad let's turn our eyes to gavin's metal bag This is from a guy named, I don't know, Gian.
	He said, I made this shitty meme for Ryan.
	Hey, Gian, you sent this earlier, and I didn't get to it because it sucks.
	You might notice that I don't always get to your letters.
	Sometimes it's because they get buried with other letters.
	Sometimes it's because you suck.
	And Ryan sucks so bad he can't pull it up in time.
	We're on the archive, right?
	Yeah, that's all I do now.
	Now you can have some crane with your limes.
	Hey, Gab, that 10-minute video you put up this week where you're too drunk and struggling to do the show is the best work of your entire career.
	I just wanted to ask you about why concerto shows have, for the most part, ignored Kanye West and his Christian album he put out.
	There's a concert he did at the album Joel Steen's Church that is in my top three live performances.
	I think everyone is scared.
	No, I'm not.
	I love Kanye.
	Come on in, buddy.
	Let's party.
	But I think, for the most part, The right is freaked out by him, and the word it's a prank or something.
	Like Ben Shapiro said, You live by the Kanye, you die by the Kanye.
	And he has said some crazy shit over the years.
	So it's sort of like me and Nick Fuentes and the Groipers.
	Like I was keeping him at arm's length for all while I figured out what the hell was going on.
	You were social distancing.
	I was social distancing.
	That's just my theory.
	I know Christianity isn't your specialty, but why not Crowder, one of those more Christian conservative shows?
	It would be great to hear some of it open on your show, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	Fuck you, have my heels on.
	It's funny how he's saying, I know you're not Christian.
	And then it's the end of that.
	Let's hear some of that.
	I never really listened to his gospel church music.
	Is it good?
	Pretty good.
	You just looked at his phone on stage.
	Isn't that the weirdest thing to see?
	Look at it.
	Isn't that weird?
	I got a text.
	What's the text going to say?
	You're on stage.
	Your mother's in dire need of medical attention.
	No?
	JK Great Concert?
	Did you see the car he was?
	He was dead, Ryan.
	Oh, yes.
	Did you see the car he was standing in front of?
	That looks like a monster.
	Turn it up.
	We're behind the paywall, y'all.
	We can do whatever we want.
	Sounds terrible.
	Sounds terrible.
	We all know.
	It's not fair to judge music by a 10-second clip, though.
	I kind of like that.
	Oh, by the way, my last note here in my pre-note notes is Terry Garr from O God.
	I think I was a little too ethnically ambiguous, Hispanic, black hair.
	Terry Garr is not just the most beautiful woman in the world in Oh God, but she is dressed like the most perfect creature on earth.
	Is that John Denver?
	Yep.
	Are you familiar with O God?
	No.
	Well, it's one of the most famous movies of all time.
	God, she looks good.
	Look at her in that little night thing.
	There was something so feminine about her.
	Look at her in that one, the Star Trek.
	Jesus.
	She was able to do vulnerable without being like a Ditzy Broad.
	So she had independence, but she was like the opposite of Karen.
	You know how I say that women have been ruined by all this?
	Like, what the fuck's going on?
	Hey, watch your mouth.
	You get over there.
	Put that down.
	Terry Garr was just the beginning of that shitty feminist movement.
	No, go back.
	We want to see more of her.
	Oh, God.
	The beginning of that shitty feminist movement where I know they think they empowered women.
	They made women into cunts.
	Terry Garr wasn't this.
	She wasn't beaten with a stick when dinner wasn't ready.
	She wasn't a victim.
	She was empowered, but it wasn't Karen levels.
	You know what I mean?
	It wasn't annoying.
	Oh, Karen.
	Is this all under O God?
	I don't want to see her at 72 years old.
	Maybe put it in.
	I think you spelled it wrong.
	Her name?
	Yeah, I think it's T-E-R-I.
	Yeah.
	Oh, cool.
	My article.
	Wait, what?
	Go to Street Carnage, 10 old movies.
	I'm a snap.
	Snapper Doodle.
	I've obviously been saying this for a long time.
	This is my failed website.
	Wait a minute.
	Is it just that one picture?
	That's me and Leslie Barfin.
	So that's Breaking Aways.
	Got good tips.
	The Orphans and the Warriors have a good look.
	Obviously, Animal House, every single outfit in the whole movie is awesome.
	I made myself that sweatshirt.
	Keep going.
	What's that?
	Fucking Mean Streets.
	Now, it's funny.
	I hate Robert De Niro now.
	I used to dress like Mean Streets when I'd go to Paris, and everyone was scared of me because they still have this 80s New York in their heads.
	So I'd have fingerless leather gloves on, and they're like, oh, can I help you?
	We don't want any trouble, Mr. New York.
	John Cassavetti's in Rosemary's Baby looks fantastic.
	That's the number one, apparently.
	There she is.
	Look at her.
	Look at that.
	Look at that.
	Perfect.
	Perfect.
	All right, that's enough.
	Is that of order?
	This is from a woman named Jennifer.
	Yesterday when Gavin was mocking that newscaster chick, he sounded just like Caitlin Jenner.
	I've attached the clip, but if it doesn't work, it's at 55 minutes.
	All right, so this is you.
	This is Jillian Turner.
	Her personality annoys me because she's a Midwesterner, but she knows that sounds hokey.
	And to avoid the Fargo thing, she has an affected Connecticut accent.
	Where she tries to sound like a Kennedy, this sort of fancy chick from Connecticut.
	You might be off from Washington.
	That's a good point.
	And it's possible, by the way, that Caitlin Jenner is affecting that, too.
	That scene is like the most perfect woman, like a Kennedy.
	Although Kennedys are Boston, but you know what I mean?
	Like an erudite Northeasterner.
	That's the perfect woman to be.
	Hey, Gavin, I'm Ryan.
	Love your show.
	I was biting my tongue in absolute cringe when you both rated that Latino girl, last one, on yesterday's show a 7.4.
	Like, what do you mean, last one?
	What am I?
	Super memory machine?
	Does he mean the last show?
	I don't remember the last chick we looked at on the hot chicks episode.
	Last one.
	If he means the one at the opening of Machete, that's not even open to debate.
	Open to debate.
	Ryan felt nothing sexually for her, but still rated her above average.
	It didn't take time to look at her stupid fucking name because I wouldn't have been punching my head against the wall thinking how low IQ fucked I would actually consider wetting their small fat pig seems harsh.
	Fuck you.
	Anyway, this person's clearly drunk.
	And don't send us a letter about a person, Claudia, without looking at them.
	I mean, having the time to send the Name.
	Show some respect, please.
	Yeah, we don't want to.
	Let me fuck you with my heels.
	Oh, yeah.
	Can you believe every time I hear that song now?
	I think of that Groiper dude going, You're a fucking fag, Devin.
	You really are.
	So let's just play this through.
	Not only do I want to take you two gentlemen back to my hotel and I guess have both of you lie nude on my bed, put my dink in your butts, but I also want to, I have high heels that I've packed in my suitcase for this visit to DC, and I want to put that on and put those on.
	And at the same time, I think you might just go like, yeah, let's give it a whirl.
	Like, what?
	What are you showing me?
	This is Kanye in front of that buck-ass car.
	Thanks, Ryan.
	All right, we're almost ready for calls.
	Yep, 10 o'clock.
	Hey, buds, with most flights granted from Europe and Asia and all around the world, what and who are in all those flights on these paths?
	Fucking flights.
	Fucking bullshit.
	Like you more than a pair of sunglasses with heels on.
	P.S. That Homo who called him patronizing yesterday about your cool tattoos and about pushing the limit stunk like a bitch ass.
	Fuck the second I heard him talk.
	Yeah, I didn't really get that joke.
	Like, does he think that I think my tattoos are badass?
	I'm 50 years old.
	All my 50-year-old friends have lots of tattoos because that was sort of our scene then.
	I don't think they're cool.
	I mean, this says Greg and Tiny Toes.
	It's my kids' hamsters who died.
	This says, aren't thou bored from when Randy Macho Man Savage broke through a wall in that Slim Jim Zat?
	I'm not really trying to fucking intimidate anyone.
	I think it's an age gap thing.
	All right, last one before we start taking calls.
	Hey, Gav and Rybread, what's your take on the UK drill rap scene?
	Which we're often consulted about UK music scenes.
	Setting up the call center here.
	All right, let's get to the UK drill.
	Let's see what we think of this.
	The critics have been asked.
	The Siskel and Ebert of UK Hip Hop have been consulted.
	What are you doing?
	I'm staying.
	Ed did it.
	Big Ed from 90 Day Fiancé?
	No.
	What left may all over the streets?
	They're just pouring drinks on the floor.
	Summit.
	Bear Grills.
	I ain't into the talking thing.
	Just coffee, a block with shank on waste.
	Well, no, could we do shit bait?
	I was 15 with a pending case.
	We found out where the Ox were based.
	Piss couldn't boil up, relocate.
	Don't ask why I bat my mate.
	My swing, my arm shouldn't cut my swing.
	Anything don't rip all 125 right now.
	I'm at Rose.
	BMS Glad.
	That's bro.
	He got caught by surprise.
	Yeah, I hate them nerds, so I run down fire.
	Bad guys, my god, burn like fries.
	Got wet feet turns black up by players.
	Big thing in the right if I back this smoke, watch a man get sky.
	See me in a real life with the race, KK.
	I give a poem too late.
	Or we got a big thing in the ride.
	It's like stripped down garage, like trap garage.
	Sold.
	I'm in Chucks and Rose.
	Subscribe.
	Garage with a B in it.
	I just smashed the subscribe.
	Don't forget to squash the subscribe.
	Wait, you changed it.
	Why did you give him a list?
	What's happening?
	Should we go to?
	Are you having a stroke?
	Yes.
	We got regular calls.
	We got the Discord calls.
	The guys in the Discord have been waiting for a long time.
	All right, let's do the Discord.
	They signed up early.
	And by the way, if you're looking to sign up to the Discord, just go to the website.
	You can see it in links at censor.tv.
	It's one of the links.
	You absolutely can, dude.
	And it's not brutal.
	You guys there?
	It's brutal.
	Every time you do a good imitation, I repeat it and shitty it up.
	Who's there?
	Hey, what's going on, guys?
	What's up, dude?
	All right.
	So first up, we got a girl.
	You're unmuted.
	Yeah.
	Okay, can you hear me?
	Yeah.
	Don't you have cooties?
	Hey.
	It sounds like Carol fucking basically.
	I probably do.
	Yeah, I probably do.
	I want a quick question.
	On Hot Chicks yesterday, Christina Hendrix, you gave her an eight.
	Have you seen her feet?
	Okay, interesting.
	You bring up an interesting point.
	Like, do gross feet ruin a rating?
	Yes.
	Huh.
	Because Nikki Glazer, I was thinking about her.
	She's like probably an eight also.
	And her feet look like she lived in China in the 1600s.
	Whoa.
	Okay.
	What the fuck is that?
	That's a very difficult.
	Whoa, those are pretty.
	Those bunions are fucking difficult.
	That's a rude.
	That's not even a bunch.
	That's just like a.
	Okay.
	Well, I hope you're happy.
	Christina Hendrix just went down 0.5 points.
	Thank you.
	Oh, my me.
	If she's watching this right now, she's going to hate your guts.
	That's bone and shit.
	Can't you just go and just wear a cast for an hour and a half?
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	You know what's fucking weird?
	Last night I couldn't sleep as per ush, and I thought of Nikki Glazer's feet, not in a sexual way, but I was just thinking of the physics of like, how long do you have to wear high-heel shoes before you get that bunion, that Bill Schultz bunion that points your feet like that?
	And I started thinking of the physics of foot binding and like, how long do you have to do this before it makes that?
	Like my dad's toes look like this because his shoes didn't fit when he was a kid.
	But what are the exact numbers?
	Holy shit, those Chinese footbinders must have known all that.
	And like, look, I know it hurt very much right now, but I'm Japanese, even though I'm supposed to be Chinese.
	And you're going to be okay soon.
	All right.
	Next Discord call.
	All right.
	Next up, we got Colonel Clank.
	You are unmuted.
	Hey, Gavin.
	Glad to see you're back in the New York groove and have left the fact zone.
	Initially, I wanted to talk about news.
	Is this pre-written?
	It sounds pretty.
	Did you write a script?
	I appreciate it, though.
	Recently, news has confirmed, as we've all known, that COVID-19 probably started in a day.
	No, sir.
	Okay.
	You're good.
	Go ahead.
	Well, thank you.
	You can holler at me about employment later.
	But anyway, oh, we have to give our first two callers stuff, you fucking ass.
	Why do I have to remember everything?
	How many calls is this?
	This is the first one was, was that a female?
	A girl?
	Oh, my God.
	The first one was still here.
	They're still here, Gavin.
	Okay, hold on a sec.
	The first two callers get a $50 gift card from Bubba and Hanks.
	Hey, Discord mediator, can you remember that?
	Can you remember that?
	We got it all written down.
	Yep.
	Okay, so I'll leave it up to you to get their addresses to Ryan.
	How's that sound?
	You got it.
	Okay, that's easy enough.
	All right, sorry.
	I don't want to be a dick, but...
	Should one get Scripty McGee?
	Should one from the Discord get one and one from the caller?
	Shut up.
	Ryan, what the fuck is with you today?
	Every time I say something, you're like, well, what about we do this?
	Can you get me a bud?
	What about a bud and then a grapefruit?
	Like, stop coming up with new shit.
	We're not consulting together.
	You're my employee, okay?
	Stop all fucking night.
	Every time I come up with something, you're like, well, what about this?
	What about we don't do that?
	And fucking stop saying it.
	For one of them, you're like, oh shit, that's a good idea.
	Yeah, one in 50.
	These statistics are not worth it.
	Well, a lot of it would have fallen apart if we didn't do that.
	By the way.
	Yeah, they don't have white dreads.
	Let's slow it down.
	Let's fucking slow down.
	I can't believe that's such a big one.
	Because you kill the rhythm of the show by correcting me when I'm right.
	Okay, caller, you're on the line.
	Continue reading your script.
	Yeah, long story short, we know the chicken pox probably started in a damn lab, but we can ask something entirely different.
	How did you smoke cash back in the day out of a bottle using a cigarette?
	Can you explain that for me?
	Wait a minute.
	You're abandoning your chickenpox script?
	Well, we know it started in a lab, but finally news is going to report and confirm what we know have been true for the past month or so.
	Thank you for calling.
	You sound too nervous.
	You're dumped.
	Let's go to the call board and see who's there.
	Mike Scottish advice.
	Hey, man, how are you guys doing?
	Good.
	What's up?
	Hey, so, you know, with the airline tickets being really cheap, me and my woman were thinking about buying some tickets and going out overseas.
	And one of the places we want to go is Scotland.
	And I was wondering if you could help me out, like, as far as places to go or maybe way to act around there.
	You know?
	You know, it's known as a violent country, but it's really just Glasgow that you got to watch your back.
	And I would say if you're in Glasgow, just imagine you're in the south side of Chicago or Baltimore or Detroit or Harlem or East New York, and you're not going to get stabbed just walking down the street, probably.
	But like when people look at you a certain way, you got to know that if you go, you all right?
	Then it's going down.
	Like think of yourself in prison in Glasgow.
	You should probably see Glasgow.
	But here's an example of hanging out in Glasgow.
	So they have to keep all the patrons on a short leash at the bar.
	And there was a guy who said fuck or something or shit.
	And no one cares in most bars about that.
	But this woman had said, hear you, keep it down.
	Watch it, pal.
	Watch the language.
	And it's sort of the way you would keep pit bulls or coyotes or hyenas at bay.
	You know, you got to be extra strict or they're going to kill you.
	So he goes, oh, sorry, love.
	Sorry, love.
	And then he looks at me and he goes, sorry, me.
	Sorry about that.
	Sorry.
	And I go, hey.
	And I do a Scottish accent there, right?
	Because I don't want to get fucking in a discussion about my accent, where I'm from.
	So I go, no, no, worries, Paul.
	Don't, don't apologize.
	And he goes, that was insulting somehow.
	He goes, I'm no fucking apologizing.
	And then he was ready to throw down because I guess I looked at him the wrong way.
	But so I would say, get on your, I would say rent a car.
	I would say fly to Glasgow, rent a car, check out Glasgow, and then drive north and go along the northern coast.
	I'd have to look at a map to really get into it, but the, what's it called?
	Stornoway.
	All that sort of Lord of the Rings shit is just fucking beautiful.
	All these little coastal towns where they have authentic fish and chips and the cobblestone streets and the tiny pubs.
	And it's not remotely violent.
	That's all, there's Gaelic signs and stuff.
	Like, that's all fucking stunning.
	Yeah, Stornoway is shocking.
	And by the way, while you're looking at that, you're in a little tiny village and then you go into the local pub and have a pint and everyone's super friendly and they want to know where you're from.
	They don't get a lot of tourists up there, obviously.
	And it's not that far from Glasgow.
	I mean, four hours, you got to understand in Britain, four hours is a fuck ton of traveling.
	Like we get to visit John and Max.
	Those Proud Boys that go up there, they'll drive like seven hours up and seven hours back and it's nothing.
	Seven hours up, seven hours back, you've gone from London to Glasgow and back again.
	So that's what I would do.
	Thanks for your call.
	Lead Hills is also a really cool town, little mining town, but there's millions of them.
	Matt.
	Matt, you're running out of time.
	Matt?
	Yeah, hey.
	I was just wondering, like, the most criticism I've seen of China from liberals in the last couple of years is mainly their upset that they cut out gay kisses from superhero movies.
	Do you think now there's all this more attention on China?
	Yeah, no, not from the left, but that doesn't matter.
	But there's definitely going to be more attention from the right.
	The only way you can get the left to wake up about China is to show how they eat dogs and when they eat dogs and how long they cook them for And how they raise them.
	That's the only thing they seem to care about.
	So, okay, dogs.
	I kind of feel the same way about South Africa.
	If you want to wake people up about South Africa, tell them the story like it's dogs and then change it to humans at the last second.
	But these people, I was talking earlier about how communism is advertising.
	These people are like the babysitters of marketing.
	They'll do anything to thwart Trump.
	And if Trump's anti-China, a place where they're locking blacks in cages so they starve to death because they don't want to go near them because they might have it.
	A place where Muslims are, there's ethnicide.
	They're murdering Muslims.
	And I'm no fan of Muslims, but I'm not for them just being fucking murdered en masse like Jews in World War II.
	And they're doing that in China.
	But they don't care about that because their only criteria for morality is the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
	That's it.
	So no, they're not changing their mind about fucking China anytime soon.
	All right, let me see.
	Thanks for your call.
	Cody?
	Hey, what's up, guys?
	Hey, man.
	Hey, so just something super simple.
	If you're going to make a purchase, like a large purchase, like buying a car, why wouldn't you buy an American car, dude?
	Just start there at your baseline and then just figure out what American car you want to buy.
	What would work out for you?
	Doesn't that make sense?
	It does.
	But isn't that a whole gray area of like they're built here and sometimes cars like a Toyota will end up having more American employees than a Ford?
	No, I don't care where they're built or who has the employees.
	American companies.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Because all the shareholders for Ford, GM, like those are, that's all America, you know?
	Yeah, that's a good point.
	It's like in Grant Torino when he goes, would it kill you to buy American?
	Yeah, exactly, dude.
	Like, I'm a Ford guy.
	Buy a Chevy.
	I don't give a fuck.
	But the only cars that I'm going to buy are Ford.
	Or maybe a Tesla if electric cars sort of take over.
	But like, right now, Ford.
	That's it.
	Because I know it's an American company.
	I own shares in Ford.
	So basically, whenever I buy a Ford vehicle, that money's, some of the money is going right back in my pocket, you know?
	Sure.
	All right.
	Great point, Carler.
	Thanks for calling.
	I'm just kind of a fag when it comes to aesthetics.
	And I seem to like the aesthetics of Land Rover more than anything else.
	I also like, I'm embarrassed to admit, I like the sort of Jamaican culture where Jamaican drug dealers like Land Rovers.
	I'm not proud of any of this.
	But it's sort of like when you buy a dog, like you should get a rescue dog.
	But I'd rather just get a purebred and not have to worry about it.
	All right, we're back to the Discord.
	All right, next up is E. Diggity.
	You are unmuted.
	All right.
	Yo.
	So, honestly, I was kind of thinking about it.
	When you see the Groi Pers and they're asking all these questions, honestly, you could say, you know, maybe they have a little bit of an ulterior motive.
	But you hear, like, you know, they're talking about USS Liberty and the dancing Israelis.
	It feels almost inevitable that both sides of the political spectrum are going to eventually turn on Israel.
	And, you know, $3.9 billion a year.
	I guess it's a lot, but...
	It's two days of government spending.
	It's what we give Iraq.
	Oh, I would rather pull out of Iraq completely, honestly.
	Well, we are pulled out, but we sure give them a lot of fucking money.
	Yeah, we give all of them a lot of money.
	But I just want to, basically, I just want to, because you see the left, they've been embracing this anti-Israel, borderline anti-Semitic.
	You know, you see them embrace it, and they have been for the past couple of years.
	What do you think is going to happen with the right?
	I think that the young right will always be, I think there's an anti-Semitic, anti-Israel trend in the right, but I think that's normal for young men.
	I think that they should all go there.
	I think they should all go to Israel because I think they're being duped into making it a big topic.
	Israel is not draining our resources.
	Israel is not something that the entire Western world is consumed with.
	To keep talking about the fucking Holocaust all the time, like it's the most important news item of the day, is just tedious.
	And I understand that it feels edgy because it's so taboo.
	And it's the left's fault for making this the most taboo subject in the world.
	But it's sort of like they made the Armenian genocide the most taboo thing in the world.
	And now all these kids are attracted to it.
	I think that, you know, I'm no neocon, but I think hating Israel and being edgy by saying, fuck the Jews, is a phase.
	I understand the phase, but it's sort of, it's the same with like thinking gays are super disgusting.
	It's a normal part of a young man's life, and you get over it.
	Thanks for calling.
	All right.
	Next up, we got Papa Parker.
	You're unmuted.
	Hello?
	Hello.
	Hey, what's up?
	Yo, dude.
	So my question is, what's like the best place to get a first tattoo?
	And also, how do I fuck with the coronavirus?
	How do you fuck with it?
	Like, as in, I'm not supposed to masturbate, so how am I supposed to get bitches?
	Yeah, you can go without beating off for a while.
	You don't need it.
	And being good at it, if you will.
	It's not poo or pee.
	Yeah.
	What do you think prisoners do?
	I assume prisoners beat off.
	When they get the chance.
	You don't really often get the chance when you're in a cell with another dude or an open dorm where there's a hundred other dudes.
	Can't you suffer for a little bit?
	How old are you?
	19.
	Yeah, you got to suffer, dude.
	Or you could, of course, just cheat and meet a girl in an alleyway somewhere that you've met online.
	I saw this couple in a car, and thanks for your call, by the way.
	Driving around the burbs the other day, and it was a young man and a young lady, and I went, oh, that's weird.
	You don't often see that.
	I guess they're brother and sister.
	And then at the stoplight, the boy just turned around and started making out with the other chick.
	And then I took my kids to the park on a bike ride, and I see these other two making out.
	And I realized the suburbs of New York have a serious incest problem.
	And this is not going to bode well if these people get married and start fucking.
	They're going to make freaks.
	Got Jackson with the pancake.
	Yo, what up, guys?
	This question is for the both of you.
	So assuming you have a gun to your head, you have to pick one.
	Would you rather get a blowjob by Barack Obama on National Television?
	By the way, can I just interrupt you?
	Trump a hand job.
	Can I interrupt you?
	Thank you for not doing sister, brother, dad shit.
	That's so lean.
	Yeah, I know the rules, man.
	Okay, so I get a blowjob from Barack Obama, or I have to give Trump a handjob.
	You've got to keep it between you two.
	Nobody else finds out.
	Oh, the first one's on television?
	Yeah.
	Oh, boy.
	It's a tough one.
	That's easy.
	My answer is blown by Barack.
	You just had gay sex.
	I guess in both cases, you've had gay sex.
	I don't want to know Trump in that way.
	That almost is like a dad question.
	He just hung up.
	Blown by Obama.
	I don't have like a dad relationship with Trump.
	He might not even like me.
	You know what I mean?
	I wouldn't blow Obama.
	Like, he didn't release the Proud Boys.
	So he might be a complete dick.
	I'm not one of these people that goes, this president doesn't even care about you.
	I don't give a fuck what Trump feels about me.
	It's sort of like what the Proud Boys, when Fred Perry disowned us and said, I don't want anything to do with them.
	And they're like, what do you think?
	The shirts you guys wear, the CEO of that company doesn't like you.
	Okay, well, we like the shirts, but what do you want me to do?
	Stop wearing them.
	So I don't really care about that part.
	But I would almost see, because it as, would you rather be blown by a dude on TV or jerk off a dude secretly?
	I think I might jerk off Trump because I don't want my kids being harassed at school or stuff.
	Like, your dad was the guy who got the blowjob on TV.
	You know?
	Yeah.
	And it would go viral, like, all their friends would see it forever.
	But I think that's, you know, that ranks you up as a elite person.
	If you got blown by a former president, that's pretty elite.
	Yeah, I'm actually choosing...
	Now that's how guys talk to one another.
	All right, next call.
	All right, going back to the Discord.
	Okay, you're on?
	All right.
	Next up, we got Obama gone.
	You're unmuted.
	Hey, I was just wondering if you ever intend on re-releasing 10 things I hate about the goddamn Jews, or if that's in rebel media limbo right now.
	Thanks.
	I want to fuck you with my heels on.
	I'd love to get that out there.
	That fucking video has caused me a lot of trouble.
	And it's funny because I thought the joke was so obvious.
	But, you know, I've had 50-year-old Jewish housewives bring it up.
	Like, oh, really?
	How about 10 things I hate about the Jews?
	And it goes back to what I was saying about the sort of, is it possible that there's gradations of something?
	Like, do the math.
	I shouldn't say gradation because that implies I hate the Jews a little bit.
	But is it possible satire exists?
	Like, I'm in, then she showed me this quote.
	I was on some chat, a local chat, and then she said, she showed me some quote where during an episode of TJ Mass, I talked about how Palestine is the only country relevant and Israel needs to be eradicated and blah, blah, blah.
	And we don't need a two-state.
	We need one state, a Palestinian state.
	I'm in a kibbutz in Israel as I say this on a comedy show where we're drinking wine.
	Is it conceivable that it's a fucking joke, you stupid bitch?
	Like, where's the other mainstream guy who's on Fox News all the time who also has a video called 10 Things I Hate About the Jews?
	Where's Greg Gutfeld's 10 Things I Hate About the Jews?
	Like, do the math.
	The odd that it's a joke are pretty high.
	But I think Ezra just wants to be done with that whole thing and erase it because I guess the long and short of it is the joke bombed, which is ironic because I had just done a stand-up comedy thing in Tel Aviv that was out of this world.
	It went fantastic.
	And the jokes were raucous.
	Like one of my jokes was, man, I'm here in Israel and blown away.
	I mean, I was just at the Holocaust Museum.
	And, you know, I have a different take on it, but it's still, wow.
	I mean, it's devastating to think, you know, for someone to do that to 300,000 people is just, it's shocking.
	And everyone laughed.
	Out of probably 100 people, 100% of them laughed.
	Now, when I was praising Trump, some people walked out.
	So you can do Holocaust jokes in Tel Aviv, but Trump jokes are not as well received.
	It is a disaster.
	All right, next.
	All right, next up, we got Lucasi.
	You're on your Mike!
	Hey, Gavin, big fan, dude.
	Big fan.
	Right on.
	So in my high school, we had this thing called a zero tolerance policy on fighting.
	So three guys could walk up for me from behind and just beat me to a pulp and I'll get suspended for 45 days.
	What a great message to send young men.
	That's a good message to send you while you're out in the world and you're walking down the street, and three guys come up to you and start shoving you and stuff.
	You should just sort of say, Police, police.
	This draws into my question because this policy was obviously made by a woman, right?
	And I can tell that you're pissed today, so I'm you're gonna you know be able to go off on this.
	Oh, fucking.
	Did you notice that every time we started putting women in charge of everything, like schools and all this shit, everything just went to shit?
	Like, everything just went sour.
	Women ruin everything.
	I saw the Ted Bundy Netflix movie, man, and these women were in the courtroom cheering on this guy who's a fucking murderer.
	He hacksawed people's heads off, and they're cheering him.
	Why are we putting these irrational beings in charge of everything?
	It's so frustrating.
	You know, it reminds me of that, and thanks for your call, by the way, that National Review dinner I had where they were talking about Muslims and what their agenda is.
	And I said, who cares about a bunch of fucking, sorry, ISIS.
	Who cares about a bunch of inbred savages think?
	They don't have a plan.
	But you go, but Gavin, that was all men.
	No, but there was a female New York Times reporter there, and they were trying to appease her.
	So not only do women ruin everything, and when I say women, I mean women yanked from their natural role as creating life and nurturing life and forced into some dumb CEO role, not because they deserve it.
	Like no one has a problem with female meritocracy.
	I don't have a problem with Margaret Thatcher.
	I don't think women tend to be as funny as men, but I don't obviously don't have a problem with Tina Fay.
	She's a genius writer.
	She did an incredible job.
	She did a great job on SNL, 30 Rock, the Unbreakable, what's her name?
	Kimmy Schmidt.
	I mean, those are incredibly well-crafted comedy shows.
	No one's talking about meritocracy.
	We're talking about the opposite.
	We're talking about affirmative action.
	And when you take a woman out of the home and you go, be the next Tina Faye, bitch, and you shove her into this room, she goes, you're all fired.
	Fuck you.
	That's not happening.
	And this goes back to the subtext of the show with cars where women have decided they're going to buy cars and they make fucking really plain Jane pieces of shit that are non-confrontational.
	Like a 70s muscle car is confrontational.
	That's part of its beauty.
	And they go, no, no, no.
	The car has to be friends with everyone.
	All right, you ruined it.
	You know, I had a long lunch with Milo once and we were both trying to figure out something that women are better at than men, besides the obvious creating life and everything.
	And we got real estate and what the fuck was the other one?
	I think it might have just been real estate.
	Interior decorating?
	But what is real estate?
	Real estate is when you go to visit someone's house and they go, hi, welcome to my house.
	This is the living room.
	You can get a drink there or I'll serve you a drink now.
	The kids are upstairs.
	You want to see the kids' rooms?
	And they just show you their own nest that they made.
	The bird made this nest.
	That's frustrating as fucking hell.
	That's true.
	And every time you see a major problem with the dude, like, what happened to that whole thing?
	Oh, I got fired.
	I was too rude in an email.
	What did you say, nigger?
	No, no, no, obviously not.
	No, I just said, like, guys, we got to get our shit together.
	We just missed another contract.
	Well, what's the matter with that?
	Well, they complained to HR.
	This one woman complained to HR and HR.
	And I always say when I hear these stories, I go, was the person you're talking about perchance a woman?
	And they're like, yeah, it was a woman at HR.
	Yeah.
	And anyway, they let me go because they were worried about getting sued by another woman.
	It goes on and on and fucking on.
	Anyway, thanks for your call.
	All right.
	Next up is Gucci.
	You're unmuted.
	Hey, Gav.
	Hey, man.
	So tonight I was having a conversation with a friend who's pretty left-leaning, and we were discussing the idea about how the left and the right view each other.
	Because you have that sort of that quote whereabout where you say where the left think the right are evil where the right, sorry, where the right think the left thinking right are evil, where the right think they're left are just wrong.
	Yeah, that's Charles Krauthammer's quote.
	Great guy.
	Yeah.
	And I put this to him, and he is pretty left, and he was like, no, you're just, everybody thinks that way.
	It's a confirmation bias thing.
	Whereas I was thinking, well, not really, because if you think about like how if you see any policy that's suggested by the right, the left will immediately add some sort of like ism to it.
	So like if there's an immigration thing, it'd be racist.
	If there's any sort of economic thing, it'd be an attack on the poor.
	But the other way around, we'll just attack the policy itself.
	Of course.
	I just wondered what you thought about it.
	Yeah, that's a good point.
	And you'll notice this is another analogy you can say.
	And Proud Boys are probably not good to bring up in an argument, but I can't resist right now.
	And when I say not good, I mean to your friend.
	But every time Patriot Prayer, for example, and Proud Boys would have a rally for free speech in Portland, Antifa would show up and fight them and try to knock them unconscious as they left the police barricaded area.
	Mark Breyer had a book called the Antifa Handbook.
	Not one Patriot Prayer person or 3%er or Proud Boy went to any of those readings because they said, that's up to you.
	That's none of my business.
	So they come to our things.
	We don't go to their things.
	Why is that?
	Because they're malicious and we want freedom.
	We want you to be able to go have your stupid Antifa book party and talk your bullshit.
	That's up to you.
	That's the deal with free speech.
	So I think you should just tell your friend why are there not more attacks on left-wing people when they have a rally?
	Why are the attacks so one-sided?
	Maybe it's because the left is malicious.
	All right, we got calls back from the Colin studio.
	This is an older man.
	I am an older man.
	An older man.
	No one would call themselves an older man.
	So I'm 30.
	I'm ready to be a wife.
	And I'm ready to have as many children as the Lord will give me.
	The guy I'm dating agrees with me.
	He's great.
	He's a brilliant cardiologist.
	But he's 43.
	He has a baby mama, a four-year-old, and he's divorced from another woman.
	I'm like from a wholesome Catholic Midwestern family, and he's Hindu from India.
	And I'm worried that if I bring him home, like apparent hair is going to catch on fire.
	Is it stupid?
	What do you think?
	How long have you guys been dating for?
	A couple months.
	Couple months?
	Why don't you give it another six and get back to me?
	I don't see this lasting.
	And by the way, while you're giving it another few months, keep your options open.
	Yeah, I need to date other guys.
	I don't want to.
	That's what I'm scared of.
	Yeah.
	Sorry, you're not allowed to call in to this show when you've been dating someone for two months to ask about marriage advice.
	But thank you for calling.
	Two months.
	Should I marry this guy and have his babies?
	I fucked him three times.
	Matt?
	How dare you?
	How dare you?
	Dinesh thinks he's a toad.
	I am beyond outraged.
	I am beyond angry.
	In the 2020 of the Dinesh and Michael Shermer conversation, you'll see that he mentions toads yet again.
	It's 15 minutes and 20 seconds.
	It's unbelievable that this is my gift to you.
	Thank you very much.
	Do you mean, oh, it's Dinesh who says it again?
	Yes.
	He's talking about abortion.
	He goes, you know, it's a human being.
	It's not a doad.
	Does he know it's our hit song?
	I don't know why he's so obsessed with it.
	It's like an Aesop fable fixation or something.
	It's like this Asian dude who used to do research for Pat Buchanan.
	I forget his name offhand, but he has a lisp and he says liquo instead of liquor.
	And it's one of the few words he can't pronounce.
	And I keep saying to him, dude, just call it booze.
	Like, don't take your weakest word and put it in the front of your vocabulary.
	Now, you know, this is one of the odious symbols.
	I had to let you know.
	Thanks, buddy.
	Thanks for your call.
	Yeah, instead of odysseymbos, I would say this is one of the most archaic visual representations, and we don't know what this means.
	It goes way back before civilization.
	It's one of our most long ago picture things.
	If once you admit, I'm a little surprised that you do admit, that the unborn, the fetus, is, well, part of the night's life.
	Part of the night's human life.
	It's clearly not a toad, right?
	It's developing human life, and I think you can see that it's also independent human life.
	I don't know if I told you guys, but I made a shirt that says, if I was a toad with Dinesh's face on it, I'm kind of reluctant to show him in case he's offended.
	What the fuck are you doing?
	I'm really disappointed in you, Gavin.
	We were very good friends, and you let me down with a disgusting mockery of my accent, which is really xenophobic and disappointing, man.
	I feel like I'm a toad.
	You're not my buddy anymore, my friend.
	That's crazy.
	Dinash thinks he's a toad.
	Surely he's got to see that as complimentary, right?
	Totally.
	We got Mikey talking about Scott Osandron string.
	Okay.
	All right, so G-Doug, Rice Guy.
	What's your name again?
	Rice Patch?
	Mikey.
	Mikey!
	Oh, Mikey.
	I've seen some of your old videos from Weiss days.
	And if you look at a lot of the comments, it's like 95% positive.
	Oh, really?
	That's good.
	And yeah, so I noticed that there's a common factor between you and Trump.
	Back in the day, everybody loved Trump, right?
	Until he decided to become president.
	You think that the Scottish ancestry makes you have a racial commitment to conflict?
	Like you were talking about on Joe Rogan, how they drink booze just to have some sort of conflict?
	Yeah, maybe.
	Like if I had stuck advice and never said anything offensive, I could be a billionaire right now.
	And I just, I can't even picture that world where I just sat there sort of blinking at work as people said horrible shit about things that I feel strongly about.
	I don't think I would be a very happy man.
	I hate this fucking shit.
	So I think it, thanks for calling.
	I think it is a Scottish trade.
	I think you're right.
	It's a curse in many ways.
	Marty, and then we'll go back to the Discord.
	Hello?
	Marty?
	Hey, man.
	Glad to be here.
	Wait, this isn't your show?
	Yeah, yeah, that was what I muted just now so that I could talk to you guys.
	Oh, okay.
	I mean, you guys are what I muted just now so that I could talk to you guys.
	So you are subscribed?
	Oh, certainly.
	Oh, great.
	Okay.
	Having a splendid time, too, with it.
	Anywho, uh, Superband.
	I'm loving the progress that I'm seeing.
	It's it's really it does something great for my heart.
	You guys, I saw you, you know.
	I saw your pipes on that Warpigs thing.
	It was just like Dolly Parton and what's his name?
	Kenny Rogers.
	You know, perfect synergy.
	It was awesome.
	What did he call it?
	Super band?
	Super band.
	Remember?
	Yeah, he called him about the super band.
	Remember?
	Oh, oh, oh, right, right.
	Okay, I'm caught up then.
	Sorry.
	And Ryan, your guitar lessons are a lot of fun.
	They are the funnest guitar lessons I've ever had.
	But I haven't seen much improvement in my own, you know, skill set.
	That's okay, lessons.
	We saw interesting stuff that our other subscribers want to hear.
	Indeed.
	I know.
	How is a stranger's guitaring coming along?
	Well, I'm trying not to fixate on that too much.
	Okay, why don't you fix it on your fucking question?
	Question.
	Good idea.
	All right, thanks for calling.
	It was nice to have you tune in.
	Always fun.
	Okay.
	Guys, try not to call me totally obliterated.
	You think he was drunk?
	I know he was drunk.
	Back to the Discord.
	Who's next?
	All right, next up we have Wolfgang.
	You're unmuted.
	Hey, Gavin, I've been watching a show called Too Old to Die Young, and there is this smoking hot senorita who's out of this world.
	I wasn't happy with her image results, so I left a few screenshots attached to a letter from like five hours ago or something.
	I sent it to help you get over not remembering that Hobson Shawl chick.
	What's your first name?
	Email name.
	Chip.
	Subject is Hot Girls episode.
	And what did you email it to?
	I got it.
	Oh, he's got it.
	Censored.
	Alright, let's see what we got.
	Alright.
	Got these one at a time.
	There's one.
	Amazing.
	Okay.
	We're on real Mexican kick these days.
	A little masculine for me.
	Okay.
	What do you give this woman, Collar?
	I mean, I don't want to throw around tens, you know, too much.
	I mean, she's got to be like a.
	You just sent us a seven.
	Thank you for your time.
	She sucks.
	All right.
	Who sends sevens to their favorite show?
	All right.
	Next, we got Miss Dick Fart.
	Miss Dick Fart?
	Or Miss Dick?
	Miss Dick Fart.
	You're unmuted.
	Hey, Gavin.
	Hey, Ryan.
	What's up?
	So I had a couple quick things.
	First, Ryan, I wanted to know if you could maybe showcase any new impressions maybe you've been working on.
	All I've gotten so far is Carol Bestian's worst enemy, the Target King.
	Okay, that's pretty good.
	And then Gavin, your chick rating has been way off recently.
	I'm wondering what's up with that.
	Like, you used to be really precise.
	You'd be like, oh, yeah, you know, she's a 5.6 or a 7.7.
	But, you know, last episode, you were just kind of saying, oh, she's an 8.
	You know, she's an 8.2.
	What's going on with that?
	Yeah, good point.
	That might have been rating exhaustion.
	I fucked up.
	And I guess I got tired.
	I mean, we did go through quite a few.
	But I'll try to be better and try to get more specific.
	What would you rate yourself as, Caller?
	Just looks?
	Just looks?
	I'd probably rate myself as a 5.4.
	I mean, look at him.
	He's pimping.
	How old are you?
	I'm 26.
	You know what's funny about equality, the myth of equality?
	You'll be sitting around with a bunch of dudes at a bar and you'll be like, what are you?
	And I'm a six.
	You're not a six.
	You're a fucking five and laughing.
	And then there'll be a chick there who sort of walks up and, hey, Eddie.
	And she goes, hey, what are you guys doing?
	Oh, nothing.
	No, no, what are you doing?
	Oh, we're raiding each other.
	Oh, okay.
	What am I?
	And you're like, 10?
	You can't tell them the truth.
	Right.
	But I'm talking to you here.
	All right, bye.
	Yeah.
	Thanks.
	That was a weird one.
	All right.
	Next up, we got Bruce.
	Trying to bond with the dude.
	Hey doing, Gevin?
	Good.
	How are you?
	Reference to the hot chick show, right?
	Yeah.
	The hotness factors seem to be largely determined by a woman's heels or makeup or other affectations.
	At a certain point, aren't you admiring a doll?
	We're basically admiring chemicals and plastic.
	There has to be a curve in the scale for women that are like naturally attractive.
	And I think it's pretty abysmal that our tastes have transformed to such plastic things.
	Stop.
	Mother Nature's hella pissed.
	Yes, in a movie, of course, that's ridiculous because a stylist bought her all this shit and stuff.
	But you're subliminally applying it to real life.
	And if I see Rosie O'Donnell in fucking heel, Christian Louboutin heels, and I see Jessica Alba in platform flip-flop sports sandals, it tells me a lot about their personalities.
	And I know that Jessica's boring and Rosie's kind of cool and knows that she's fat or whatever.
	You convey messages with clothes.
	Like this shirt.
	You know, I'm a party dude.
	So I might not be a male model, but you're like, this guy's probably, a woman goes, this guy's probably fun to hang out with.
	He's probably a MAGA dude.
	Like, this says a lot.
	Also, stop buying your kids fucking FIFA.
	What the hell are you doing?
	Buy them fucking Madden like an American, not some commie soccer game.
	That's a good point.
	I'm totally open to that.
	I'll probably try.
	And I hope when I plug in that stupid game, then I could just play and I don't have to sit there designing a character's hair.
	My six-year-old plays Madden and he's great, so I'm sure you can fucking do it.
	Okay, good.
	We're on it.
	Donald Trump, don't trust China.
	China is asking.
	By the way, my older boy plays MIB baseball.
	MIB.
	Oh, that's when they play with aliens?
	That's when Will Smith comes in with a Tommy Lou Jones.
	No, he plays, what is it?
	MLB.
	MLB baseball.
	Yeah.
	I like when they play MLB baseball much more than when they play fucking Fortnite.
	Oh, I'm jumping around building a house.
	Go ahead.
	Max caller?
	Yeah, I'm running out of steam here.
	Newt Wallace, you are next.
	You're unmuted.
	Oh, all right.
	Yeah, no, Gavin, I was just asking, I used your phrase to my religion teacher in college.
	I was like, why are Muslims wearing black polyester in the Middle East?
	Why are they not wearing some nice white milk?
	And I got a grade average below what I was deserved.
	And I'm wondering if you're willing to apologize to me right now.
	I pontificated on your points, and I just really got the ass whooping here.
	You did get an A-plus in experience and learning a great lesson.
	My teacher, his response was, Whoa, whoa, whoa.
	You know, let me force you to go to a mosque.
	It was a little uncalled for, but basically, what I learned is don't open your mouth at college.
	Otherwise, you're going to get a grade below what you actually deserve.
	Isn't it that, isn't that little observation, the Aaron thread that unravels the whole sweater, though?
	Like, it's 110 degrees there.
	There's a lot of fabrics.
	Black polyester is the worst one there is for the heat.
	And you chose that.
	Even white polyester is better.
	Yeah, exactly.
	And he said, well, you know, they wear different colors.
	I'm like, really, do they?
	Because the Shia Muslims in Iran maybe get to wear green occasionally if they're lucky.
	But really, they're often, you know, subjugated to some shithole country where they're living in like, you know, just black pope in the fucking Middle East.
	And he just was so obtuse to the entire idea of, you know, maybe listening to a different viewpoint.
	Basically, he forced me to go to, you know, another, a mosque.
	Wait, I thought you were kidding about that.
	He genuinely forced you to go to a mosque?
	Yeah, no, I had to go to a mosque.
	I'm Catholic here, Scottish, Irish, Catholic, you know, never fucking intended to go to a mosque.
	And lo and behold, I'm the only fucking guy who's going to ask questions to the imam because I'm the only one who actually knows about Islam because I actually looked into it.
	And, you know, I thought I would get a good grade.
	I actually walked back into the school because I'm like, is this motherfucker going to give me a bad grade?
	You turn it off.
	It was just completely insane.
	Would you be willing to email me more details about that?
	Or is that going to get you?
	I'm sorry, email you what?
	More details about all this?
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah.
	I never actually emailed you guys before, but this was about two years ago, but I could send you my GEPA and all that stuff.
	Yeah, I won't out you anything you don't want outed, but I'd love to make this story.
	I'd like to pursue this story.
	Yeah, it absolutely fits into the narrative of colleges don't want you to actually experience real life questions.
	You know, I have to take a class called Race and Religion to Philadelphia.
	I'm signing it for the Marine Corps.
	I'm not fucking going through this shit.
	I'm out of here, but I'll absolutely send you some stuff that can help you understand how fucked up colleges are and how they want to indoctrinate children into this fucking bullshit.
	How disturbing is it too?
	Like we had the Crusades, the Christians and Muslims haven't been getting along for a little while now.
	And we have the Pope telling Muslims they can pray in the Vatican and you getting in trouble for questioning the most archaic part of an archaic religion.
	I know it's truly sick.
	I'm Catholic.
	Like I said, the Pope, I question him.
	You know, I'm Catholic.
	I'm not going to say I don't like the Pope, but he definitely says some fucked up shit that I don't like.
	And I really think that we can't let the Muslims win.
	And they're just trying to flood the gates of Greece right now.
	It's just all really interesting stuff.
	I'm absolutely willing to send you my, you know, whatever it's called, report card or whatever it is, and definitely correspond with the situation.
	All right.
	It's something I use exactly what you said in class.
	And the whole class got a laugh out of it, the guys mainly.
	And it was very eye-opening because the reaction of the teacher was basically cuck level 1000.
	It was just fucking sleep.
	You've got a base.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling, buddy.
	Let's keep in touch.
	You know the mailbag address.
	All right.
	And then we got.
	You know, I got that.
	I stole that observation from my mommy.
	She used to teach business to Somalian refugees, business, like basic skills so they could get a job at a bank or something or being a secretary.
	And they would all fuck with her.
	I guess I'm not that well versed in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, but there's the three-day war, the six-day war.
	And during the anniversary of that, they'd have these, what do you call it?
	When it's typing as symbols.
	One of the newest symboss actually.
	The Oda symbol.
	There is.
	Dingbats, Zingbats, whatever.
	You know, the last font.
	And it would be like a bomb and a Star of David and that kind of thing.
	They'd just leave that on their computers as my mom would go around to turn them off.
	And so she dealt with these women in Burkas all day for years.
	And she goes, why is it fucking fucking fucking black polyester?
	Of all the materials there are.
	What about flowing white gauze blowing in the wind?
	And they're not out in the wind.
	They're stuck in their kitchen where if they want to go for a walk, they have to consult their, I forget the name.
	It's like your husband's brother or something.
	Some guy that's been designated to go.
	Well, why do you want to go outside?
	I have to get more hummus.
	How much hummus do you have?
	We only have one small dish.
	Just like, you know, when you get chicken wings and they have the blue cheese dip?
	Basically that much.
	Like just like a little disc.
	Okay.
	But call me when you get back.
	You got 30 minutes.
	Bitch.
	Here's a crazy theory.
	Maybe these Arabs like the high suicide rate.
	And they're hoping it just means they can churn through more wives.
	Hey, my wife's getting kind of fucking ugly and she's all depressed because she's in a burqa in a black plastic bag all day.
	She offs herself.
	Maybe I can get another eight-year-old.
	We got Oklahoma.
	Yeah.
	Hey, girl.
	What's up, dude?
	Hey, my wife's taking you.
	Hey, my wife's taking to work from home.
	Yeah, and this morning, I might have brushed up against her breast.
	Is that technically a workplace sexual harassment, yes.
	I'm glad you called, sir.
	We've been getting a lot of calls about this.
	So, what you do is you have to email in a confession to her company's HR and you describe what you did.
	And not unlike a priest with the confession, they'll come back with the Hail Marys and the Hello Jesus, whatever you have to do.
	You'll probably get a fine, and you might be fired from her company.
	Damn.
	Boy, she's got my kid.
	Well, she should have smaller tits.
	Thanks for calling.
	Yeah, you really got to watch it, guys.
	Now that your wife is working from home, your home is a workplace.
	So don't fuck her.
	Which I'm actually doing a great job at, by the way, during this quarantine.
	I'm not exactly getting the shit late out of myself.
	Tyler, you're on the focal line.
	Oh, my name's John, but there's one guy I wanted you to check out musically.
	His name is Tyler Childers.
	A good song is White House Road or Feathered Indians.
	It's like country bluegrass, but White House Road has a little funk feel to it with the bass.
	I know you like that guy, Benjamin Todd.
	Can I throw a suggestion in for the suggestion box?
	Ask Dustin Shirley.
	Sorry, but instead of doing a whole show about hot chicks, could you do a segment at the beginning of the live show of like a chick that you saw that week on some movie or whatever?
	And then all the callers call in and give a rating.
	And then you can either be like, you're a fucking retard or whatever.
	And then that's like the rating at the end of the show.
	Yeah, that's a good idea.
	I usually rip up suggestions, but that's not a bad one.
	All right.
	Thanks for joining me.
	By the way, I'm obliterated right now.
	Oh, you should get obliterated more often because you come up with pretty good ideas.
	We got Collins.
	Dustin and Jennifer.
	Dustin, you first.
	Me first?
	Yeah.
	Me first.
	Okay.
	The other day I was at Walmart and because of this coronavirus thing, I'm basically walking around about 25% pissed off.
	And I'm walking past these two probably 20-year-old Mexican kids.
	And he's holding something in his hand.
	And he says, it's made in America.
	That's how you know it's a piece of shit.
	And I, inside, I went up to about 99, but I had just bought some weed.
	I had some weed in my pocket, and I was with my wife.
	But I wanted to grab something off the shelf that was made in China and beat him over the head with it and as it broke apart, say, now that's a piece of shit.
	But I was exercising my adrenaline control, and I'm just thinking to myself, what are these kids learning?
	I mean, everybody knows that when you pick something up and it's heavy and it's quality, it's made in America.
	Yeah.
	Well, this seems to be this sort of subtext of the show tonight, is gray areas and degrees of reaction.
	So there's one reaction is to ignore him and to feel like shit, and it bothers you that night when you're lying in bed and you go, why did I just let him shit on America?
	Or you get yourself to salt him in where the only other option is to beat the shit out of him, and now you have pot on you, now you're facing a misdemeanor, you got to go to court, blah, blah, blah.
	But there's other areas in between those.
	And humor is a great place for that, where you go, hey, man, what'd you say?
	You're not an American.
	You don't like American stuff?
	And you start nice, too.
	So they maybe take the bait.
	And they go, yeah, man, it just sucks.
	Yeah, American stuff sucks.
	Like, what kind of stuff?
	How does it compare to, say, Chinese stuff or, say, Mexican-made stuff?
	Like, what's the...
	You need to chill out.
	Like, no, I just want to get the story, boys.
	I just want to get the fucking story.
	What's that Mexican car?
	What's that Mexican car or that great Mexican TV company?
	Who were those Mexican astronauts who landed on the moon?
	What were their names again?
	Yeah, one more thing.
	I was at a quick trip the other day.
	I was taking a shit.
	It was a full house.
	And after I got done shit and I wiped my ass, I looked at the toilet paper and there was nothing on there.
	First thing that just came out, I'm on the hop out loud was, spooky.
	Thanks for joining.
	Yeah, a lot of these things, you see why Stalin would use repetition as a brainwashing technique because it's worked on me.
	Like, I cannot fucking say something without being good at it, if you will.
	So it's sort of like when they were talking about you.
	Being good at it.
	And the other general said, I don't think that's a great idea.
	We're going to get smallpox ourselves.
	Just like with Wuhan, where they said, hey, let's develop a coronavirus.
	And the other guy should have said, I feel like one of us might get it on ourselves and then go to that wet market next door and maybe start a global pandemic.
	Maybe let's not mess with that.
	So we're just as dumb as the Chinese.
	And when I say we, I mean me and Ryan, we have brainwashed ourselves with these horrible fucking video drops.
	Jennifer.
	You talk about Teddy.
	Hi.
	Hi.
	And I love it when you talk about women ruining everything.
	I swear I'm more of a chauvinist than you.
	Hey, do you think that you guys could do like some top 10 less like you did several times on Rebel?
	I really like those.
	It would be endless content.
	So maybe even like a top 10 Tuesday or maybe a page that has, I don't know, segments.
	Like I want to show my husband stuff, but you know, like Ryan's imitations or something, but I can't, you know, I don't remember where it was.
	Which, by the way, Gavin, you have one imitation that's better than Ryan's.
	What's that?
	Dinesh.
	Dinesh.
	My Dinesh is better than Ryan's?
	He's got another one that's better, too.
	Well, my Doctor Now is better than yours.
	Yeah.
	But you think my Dinesh is better than Ryan's?
	I'll take it as a compliment, even though I'm not sure it's true.
	I love it so much.
	Whenever you guys play it, I get like, I'll, I don't know.
	I just, I could listen to that 47 times a day.
	All right.
	That's a good idea.
	I don't know if it's a booze talking.
	Thanks for calling.
	A lot of these scholars are having good ideas tonight.
	Yeah.
	This could be the makers.
	But yeah, a top 10 list.
	Like I was researching for a green screen segment on examples of women, female comedians, doing raunchy fucking jokes.
	Like come is grosser than menstrual blood.
	That was an actual one.
	And every time I would see a female comedian, I'd look at her videos and it was all like, why cumming on your dits is grosser than when you get shit on your dick?
	And I was like, Jesus Christ, they do porn comedy.
	And I'm not a prude, but you look at Louis C.K. and he's talking about Down syndrome and all these other topics and ethics and age and guns and violence and mortality and this massive range of subjects.
	And then you go to girls and it's like relationships, gross sex stuff, and I'm lonely, I'm fat, I'm a loser, I'm with my cats all night and I don't do anything and I want to kill myself.
	Or Jen Kirkman's whole thing where she's like, I'm actually glad I'm divorced.
	I like being single.
	It's fun.
	Oh my god, or Chelsea Handler does that too.
	I like, you know what I do?
	When I want to order something, I just order it.
	I don't have to consult my husband.
	Ah, okay.
	I think you're thinking of the Middle East, you stupid bitch.
	Doad.
	Oh, we're done.
	This is the last call.
	You know, I added a floral pattern to the top of my toad.
	We have somebody here with something about exciting news or something.
	Hey, Gavin, my name's Ryan.
	I just found out I'm about to become a father.
	Awesome, buddy.
	Congratulations.
	Thank you, sir.
	You convinced, I never wanted to be a father, but you convinced me that, you know, it's important to, you know, have kids.
	Anyways, I'm going to love it.
	I'm sorry?
	You're going to love it.
	The first seven weeks is pretty rough with the lack of sleep.
	And then it's paradise till 13.
	Okay, good to know.
	So anyways, I just wanted to know how did you figure out the names for your children?
	I always thought that the dad would get to name the boys and mom would get to name the girls, but it seems that my girl wants to be able to name all the kids.
	I don't know.
	We can't come for anything to agree with.
	I just want to know what your experience is.
	I'm going to hang up.
	Thank you for congratulating.
	Keep doing what you're doing, brother.
	Right on, man.
	That's a good question.
	What happened?
	That's a good question.
	It's very democratic, and there tends to be a sense of meritocracy to it.
	Like with my daughter, I always liked the name Sadie.
	Probably because of that song by what's her name, who's dating the Jewish guy with the big nose, Joanna Newsome.
	I always liked that song, and I liked that name.
	And then I brought it up with my grandmother, and she almost shit her pants.
	She was like, because I guess in Glasgow, that's an old biddy name, like an old lady name.
	You got the spinners there.
	Yeah.
	Joanna Newsome.
	Joanna Newsome.
	Why would you, how do you end up with the spinners from Joanna Newsome?
	What's called Sadie?
	You have a Google handicap and your job is to Google stuff.
	Ryan, you should be Googling stuff when you're not at work, like I do.
	You know, Jimi Hendrix would play guitar when he wasn't on stage.
	Yeah, that I could do.
	Anyway, so my grandmother kind of ruled that out.
	And we were all, my wife and I were open to that.
	And I can't explain how exactly.
	Like if my grandmother had said you can't marry an Indian or something, I'd just tell her to fuck off.
	I don't care about that.
	But there's sort of a subliminal democracy and it's hard to explain.
	And then I like the name Max.
	Or I wanted my eldest boy to be Gavin Jr.
	And my wife said, absolutely not.
	And I could tell by her tone that if I made this a Hilda Dion, it would be an area of contention for decades.
	So you keep trying back and forth, back and forth.
	And I swear to God, it magically comes to you.
	It just appears in your head.
	And both of you go, yeah, that's the winner.
	It's not like even a reluctant, like, okay, it's Chadwick.
	Like Chadwick just naturally evolves.
	So I wouldn't put too much pressure on yourself.
	It's sort of like relationships in general.
	You can fight and fight and say, we need to be together.
	And I'm not talking about married couples, but courting couples.
	Like, I really want this chick.
	And if it's not meant to be, you can't force it.
	Conversely, if you two are not meant to be together, you can break up, be away for five years.
	You're going to magically rejoin.
	So a lot of shit is out of your control.
	And that's something you need to learn as a parent, that you have to be there for them.
	You have to support them.
	You have to love them.
	But their trajectory may be predetermined.
	And so, on that note, you should not tuck your tail between your legs and avoid dying with your boots on.
	You've got to go headlong into it, especially if you have kids and a family to feed.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.

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