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April 3, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #41 | GUIDED TOUR OF NYC

We drive from Brooklyn to the East Village to the USNS Comfort to Times Square to Radio City Music Hall examining an abandoned NYC.

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Oh look, my t-shirt is somewhat transparent.
I drove into the city last night.
I checked out all my old haunts, and I wanted to see how abandoned it is.
And it is!
It is...
I would say, like when we first went there, remember last week we went down and we were interviewing people and whatever.
We weren't interviewing people, although I thought that would be a good idea.
Get a broomstick, tape the mic to the end, and do streeters like this.
Oh, you can't hear me say that.
I'm two streeters really far away.
Don't make that a Zeke Heil, fuckers.
So we're gonna, this hour, I guess, we're going to go through a quick tour of New York.
I started in Queens.
Queens is not that, okay, in case you don't know New York, it looks like an uncircumcised penis, right?
There's the foreskin down there.
Wall Street is the foreskin.
This is lower Manhattan.
Not a lot's happening down here.
If you're in finance, this is where you go.
There's some tourists down here.
There's a 9-11 memorial too soon.
But there's not a lot happening.
And it's ironic, too, because when they built City Hall, which is about there, the back of it doesn't look that nice.
It's the front of it that's really grandiose.
And that's because they figured, well, New York's never going to be bigger than this.
Because this was all farmland, and they thought this will be the sort of edge of the city.
So let's make the front, and then now it's the nothing part of the city.
So here we get Tribeca, and that's like Robert De Niro, Soho, expensive fashion places.
And then we move over to the Lower East Side, East Village, that's more punky and hipstery.
There's hipsters over here too.
In Greenpoint and Williamsburg, but these hipsters are young and sexy and rich.
If you're a hipster in the Lower East Side of the East Village, you're kind of like a weirdo for life.
Like that's where I should be if I didn't have, you know, kids and a wife.
This is sort of where you go to be a weirdo for life.
So these are very different.
And this Williamsburg, the hipster area, was a total shithole when I moved there in the 90s.
And we brought Vice there because it was cheap.
And now it's actually more expensive than here.
In fact, when we opened up a restaurant over here, it was cheaper to open it in the East Village than it was in Williamsburg.
Now, Greenpoint is Polish.
That's where we're going to start this whole thing.
And it's funny because everyone talks about gentrification and I think I am responsible for gentrifying Williamsburg via vice.
Same thing with the hipsters.
That was us.
That was the do's and don'ts.
But the reason this area was so easy to gentrify is because it was empty.
This was all warehouses.
There used to be a lot of manufacturing here.
The ports there would get supplies, and there was factories working through the night.
Then manufacturing died, and this was all empty warehouses, so there'd be a lot of crackheads hanging around.
So artists would move in because they needed a space for the lofts.
So this was easy to gentrify.
Greenpoint's never going to gentrify.
Stop buying expensive apartments there.
The Polacks are never going to go.
Similarly, East Williamsburg, well that's still sort of Williamsburg, but you're getting sort of black and Puerto Rican and Dominican here.
These people are third generation.
They're not moving.
They don't know any other culture.
A lot of these people have never been to Manhattan.
I guarantee you, no one here has ever been to the Empire State Building inside.
Like, they're very parochial.
Anyway, so let's start out our tour with the Polish part of Greenpoint, which is where I first moved when I moved to New York.
Greenpoint, Brooklyn.
This is the first place I lived when I moved here.
700 bucks a month they paid.
And it's basically all Polish.
And after being here for a while, I started seeing these people every day.
These drunk Polacks.
And it got depressing.
And even though I was only paying $700 a month, I thought, I'm not getting the New York experience.
I'm essentially in Poland.
So I got the hell out of here.
And I think I moved to the Lower East Side or Williamsburg?
I don't remember.
I hopped around.
Basically in New York, you can't get laid if you don't live... Just pause.
This is probably, there's a dude saying, what's up?
This was probably the busiest place we saw in the whole of the city.
Hi, me.
Getting some wrinkles there, Gav.
I didn't realize this because this was our first stop, but this area is usually, you know, packed with people, but there were still quite a few here.
So this is surprising.
Manhattan.
It's like having a shitty car in LA.
So I cheaped it out here in Greenpoint in Williamsburg, which back then was cheap, and then I said, I gotta find a lady to settle down with.
So I went to Manhattan, lived in the Lower East Side, and got a wife.
Just pause that for a sec.
I don't know if I made that clear because I interrupted myself.
In LA, you have to have a nice car to get laid.
Or at least, I hear you can just have a Prius now.
But back when I was, you know, in the early aughts, um, you would, you'd meet a girl at a bar and then you'd go, let's go.
And she saw you have a decent car.
And they would talk about cars like, yeah, he's got a Saab, but it's like, it's a 1989.
It's a piece of shit.
And you would never hear that in New York.
But in New York, if you said, Hey, let's go home.
And she's like, okay, where do you live?
I live in Greenpoint.
Oh, so I gotta get in a taxi.
Find one that will go to Brooklyn.
A lot of them wouldn't do that back then in the early aughts in the 90s.
So I gotta sit in a taxi with you for like 20 minutes?
No thank you.
So it was very hard to get laid.
But if you lived in the East Village and you said, let's go home, where do you live?
Upstairs.
Well, kaboom.
Well, the good thing about living in this neighborhood is you were never worried about your girlfriend getting attacked.
Because these guys don't have a lot of gumption.
But I remember seeing one of them was puking in a dumpster, and then the other one was staring at him laughing.
And I just thought, I gotta get out of here.
Here, one detail.
That woman, go back.
That woman, she was so shit-faced she couldn't get up.
And you see this all the time.
This really bourgeois woman walking her dog, like this rich young hipster.
Greenpoint wasn't hipster when I was there.
Later, the Williamsburg thing spread.
But not the way that people say it would.
It leaked.
It dripped.
But anyway, she comes up and you can see her talking like, is she okay?
What's going on?
What do you think's going on?
A bunch of drunks are shit-faced.
It's that simple.
It's like one time I was in St.
Mark's.
Here, go forward on the map a bit.
St.
Mark's.
So where is that?
Little, little, little, little, little, little.
St.
Mark's 9th.
Does that say 9th Street?
So I was around here.
Oh no, it was closer to NYU though.
So I was around, let's say here.
And this bum just goes, oh, hits his knees and then falls face first.
And I was walking by a bus stop and I saw him, I was just like, you piece of shit.
And then he gets up and his nose is bleeding.
And he ripped his jeans a little bit.
And these NYU kids, just like the lady I just talked to, are on the phone calling 911.
And I go, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
He doesn't want to go to the hospital for a nosebleed.
He's a drunk piece of shit and he fell because he's wasted.
Don't intervene.
This is, there's nothing to be done here.
And he goes, he's right, I'm a piece of shit.
I don't want to go to the hospital.
And then he just walked away.
You have to, in New York City, you have to recognize that you're in a shithole.
Like rats fight for pizza in New York City.
All right.
Oh, it's time for our... No, it's not.
Okay.
Let's go to a funner part.
So now I drove from Greenpoint, right?
And now I'm driving into Williamsburg.
This is Williamsburg here.
And by the way, if you're visiting New York City, I highly recommend you fucking...
Get on the L train and get off at Bedford and just walk around.
It's a very colorful neighborhood.
They all hate my guts, even though I'm the, I'm the man who created it, but they don't know who you are.
And it's got, it's got more dense bars and places to check out than the Lower East Side and East Village.
I've heard someone describe it.
It's like the East Village in the eighties without the junkies and the crime.
That's really what it is.
So that's a fun trip.
Anyway, we're just on the, on the edge of it right here in this very important clip.
Um, this is where I was in a taxi cab with my wife, and I farted one of those farts that burns your anal lips, and I knew it was going to smell unbelievable, but so bad that it didn't smell like poo-poo.
It just was disgusting.
And my wife, who was my girlfriend at the time, said to the cab driver, uh, do you smell that?
And then he says, yes, I do.
There is a lot of manufacturing in this neighborhood.
This is back before it had become gentrified.
There's a lot of manufacturing in this neighborhood.
And you're probably smelling maybe someone manufacturing plastic, the smell of burning plastic.
And they were both having like an in-depth discussion about my fart.
By the way, that takes balls to let one rip in a taxi cab.
with a girl you're courting and know that it will not be seen as a fart.
I'm not even sure I did that on purpose.
And by the way, these areas we're going into now are usually totally crammed.
Williamsburg is like Chinatown now.
We're here at 75 North 4th, which was where Vice was after we went bankrupt.
That door right there.
People always say that Vice was started with the welfare grant and it's not a real company.
It was created by the government or whatever.
Okay, that's a whole other argument that I've got into a million times But what about after we went bankrupt and we were about a million dollars in debt and we had to go to the triple five souls storage room and Work from there and build the company back up from scratch Just like America after the civil war or and it was fun because we'd be up there and we'd see these Hasidic Jews in minivans picking up these prostitutes who basically lived there and they were
Fucking vile!
The prostitutes, like, one ski boot on, one sneaker, lipstick all over their face.
And, god, truckers would solicit them, too.
After a long drive, I guess you want a cheap VJ.
But, uh, they would ride all over our stairway.
I miss you so much, sweetie.
Mommy's coming home soon.
I guess they had their kids taken away for being crackheads.
And I thought, if you miss her so much, if you love her, how about you give up crack for a second?
Oh, there's the guy with the white flag.
I wonder what that says.
Can I turn this around?
And yeah, Williamsburg is totally, not totally deserted, but it's operating at about 1%.
I love you.
Keep on going, his sign says.
Thanks, man.
That's the sweetest thing anyone in Williamsburg has ever said to me.
It's funny how, um, the younger the area, the more populated it is.
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All right, we should get back to the tour of New York.
Are you enjoying this?
Is this fun?
I mean, doesn't everyone want to see what New York looks like?
And believe me, we're going to go to the West Side Highway.
We're going to go to that big boat.
What's it called?
The Comfort?
USNS Comfort.
And Radio City Music Hall, Fox News.
All of those areas are much more deserted than these hipster enclaves.
I guess young people think they can't get it.
Okay, here we are in Williamsburg, hipster capital of the world.
Okay, pause.
Now I do, I know I, look at that guy's hair.
It's not a hat.
See, when I created hipsters, it was like a thing, it was like an offshoot of punk.
And it was skinny white jeans, Ryan McGinley, army coats, skateboards, track bikes, MP3s, old vintage Nike shirts and stuff like that.
Then it went gay.
It actually split after I left it alone and let it run its course.
It split into metrosexuals like this guy who might not even be gay and then like biker type looks with like big beards and tons of tattoos and leather vests.
Anyway, this street is usually fucking jammed.
So I know I said Williamsburg is more populated than it should be, and I guess it is, but you have to understand, like, New York is unique, and I think I say this in the video, it is the busiest city I've ever been in.
When I go back to Montreal, and I'm walking around, I just go, where the fuck is everyone?
So, maybe you're just seeing what looks like your town, but you gotta understand how unbelievably overpopulated this city is.
Capital of the world.
There's a guy with funny hair.
This is usually packed like Chinatown.
Not anymore though.
Line for Whole Foods.
Everyone's got their masks on.
Oh, there's a line up for Whole Foods.
Waiting to go in one at a time.
It's so expensive here now.
Only Asians can live here.
Oh, that guy must be an Antifa.
Everything's boarded up.
When I came here first in 1999, you couldn't even get a bank machine.
And I'll tell you what, you better watch yourself.
These Puerto Rican kids would run around.
One of them knocked my friend out with a golf club.
He had a driver, came up behind him, smashed him in the head, knocked him clean out.
I remember when North 7th, you wouldn't go past North 7th.
There was like the Dominicans on the south side, the Puerto Ricans on the north side.
And then it got Polish as you got farther down here.
Wow, this is...
I guess this looks normal to people in normal cities, but New York City is usually jammed.
Okay, now we're going to cross the bridge and go over into the city where it gets busy.
You got poop?
Leaving Brooklyn, oy vey it says.
And we are going into Manhattan from Hipster.
Williamsburg, Brooklyn.
Doesn't matter which side you go on.
Kipster's taking their one-track bikes over the top.
And then you get to see New York City!
Remember one time I was in a taxi right here with my old man.
He was visiting and he goes, look at that!
New York City!
It's weird driving on this part because it's not really looking enough for two cars.
But yeah, this bridge took about seven years to build and has been under construction for about half a century.
And we're above the East River.
You can see the projects there.
You can thank Robert Moses for those.
Third generation welfare living in there.
Having a cozy time.
You can see uptown the Chrysler Building and the Empire State Building built within a year and a half of each other.
During the Great Depression, no less!
So we've been through worse than we had greater.
You'll also notice the roads in Brooklyn are not that different from the roads in Iraq.
I don't know where all our tax money goes.
I have a feeling it goes to these folks in the PJs, as they're called.
I'm a big fan of the fashion here on, uh, what street is this again?
Doreen's and Carrie?
The rock-a-wear and such, but my wife doesn't wear, refuses to wear rock-a-wear, and those Timberland high-heel boots with stiletto heels.
Okay.
I wouldn't want you.
Okay, so now we are in the city.
We're in the East Village where everything New York-y you hear about the classic New York City and what you see at the beginning of this show is the East Village, the East That's where, I mean, hip-hop came from the Bronx, but as far as punk and the fashion and the whole concept of, like, the cool New Yorker, this is where they're from.
Why are my nude senses tingling?
This is, uh... Did you hear that?
His nude senses?
No, my two sons call each other noobs all the time.
And he said, what is it about sitting next to you?
Why are my noob senses tingling?
Nice to meet you.
Barf Snippets are playing at Mercury Lounge.
I know the bassist.
Mercury Lounge is officially shut down.
Remember the Strokes told me I wasn't allowed to go there anymore.
Because I made fun of them.
And they run this town.
Keep going.
This is Ludlow Street.
This is the street I met my wife on.
We're talking about my wife a lot here.
It's kind of embarrassing.
It sounds like one of those guys who was super duper fat and then he lost the weight and looks normal now and he got married and you go, oh, it's a normal guy and his wife, but he's actually so thrilled that he has a normal girl for the first time in his life that he talks about his wife all the time.
Like the way people talk about their dogs all the time and tell you about their likes and dislikes.
I sound like an ex-fat guy.
This used to be a junky hellhole, and now look at it.
Fancy hotels.
Oh, by the way, for those of you familiar with my book, Death of Cool, this is where I fought Ryan McGinley.
McGinley, right there.
That's where I drove a giant hole into his face with my rings.
Fish is gone.
Oh, it's sweet chick now.
Was that where it was?
So, pause.
That's my old house.
174 Ludlow Street.
And on the roof is where I watched two planes crash into the World Trade Center.
And I hate to recognize that the terrorists were Muslim.
That feels racist.
But, um, they were Muslim.
And by the way, speaking of racist terms, can we stop calling it Chinkin Pox, please?
That's, that is brutally offensive.
Ludlow Street, Hipster Central.
Actually, more like, uh, decrepit hipsters.
Here we are going down First Avenue.
Uh oh, we're low on fuel.
First Avenue.
Okay, come on.
Pause.
Anyone who knows New York City.
This is, so we're just north of Houston now.
This is, we were in the Lower East Side on Ludlow.
This is the East Village.
This is fucking nuts.
New York City, East Village.
Look at that.
One, two, three.
Who are these people on city bikes, by the way?
Do they live in the East Village?
You know, another thing with the East Village that's changed drastically is NYU students have taken over this neighborhood, and it's not junkies anymore, and all the students have gone home.
So Greenpoint is a lot more residential, and Williamsburg is a lot more residential than the East Village.
All the East Village, you know, hardcore lifers, they got pushed out a long time ago by students.
Um, defines the East Village.
This is where the sort of New York cool was born.
Andy Warhol, Sex Pistols, New York Dolls.
Oh, there's people lining up to go into Key Food.
This is surprisingly busy.
That's 4th Street 1st and A.
I used to have a restaurant down there Mom, you bought me Chocoleon!
My wife got food poisoning from a smoothie shop here, and she called them and said, I've been sick for two days from one of your smoothies.
And the woman said, OK, thank you very much and hung up.
Wow, look at this.
That's where, oh, Niagara's gone?
Jeez.
Tompkins Square Park, that's where the squatters fought the cops.
Dock Holidays, this is where everyone congregated on New Year's Eve and during the 2000... Kind of embarrassed of that mistake.
I meant 9-11.
I called 9-11 New Year's Eve.
But we were all gathered at Dock Holidays and all these spots after 9-11 coming together.
But we're not allowed to come together for this crisis.
During the 2004 blackout, it was hopping with people having a good time.
Not so many people having a good time now.
East Village is closed for business.
Okay, I'm gonna give you one more before we go behind the paywall and that is basically the top of the West Side Highway.
Look at that beautiful sunset.
We're here on the West Side Highway where a bunch of people, I think eight, were killed by a terrorist.
Look at the quality of that sunset.
It's pink and purple.
We're going to go see that big hospital boat that's next to the Intrepid just a little farther south.
People are walking, their dogs hanging out.
hanging out, you can see the West Side Highway is pretty empty. - All right, time to go.
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