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GOML LIVE #40 - THE WAR ON COPS

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McTinnis.
	What's up, world?
	We are live now with Get Off My Lawn.
	We are actually coming at you from Ryan's shitty apartment, which he is nicknamed the Fag Zone because he brings so many guys back here.
	I don't know why he named it that.
	Oh, look, you got to push all your little buttons.
	I haven't named it that.
	And now you don't have your face.
	Oh, I could.
	Let me see.
	Wow, you really suck when they take away your equipment, don't you?
	Shit.
	How could we wait?
	Yeah?
	Bam.
	Where am I?
	There's me in the back.
	We are in Ryan's living room.
	We built this studio over the past week.
	We'll be shooting from here until we're allowed back into Manhattan.
	We brought 90% of our equipment here, though, the lights and everything, including a photograph of the back of my desk.
	So I'm really just in front of my desk for all intents and purposes.
	We have a fun show planned for you today.
	More than enough to fill up the hour.
	We're going to do 9 to 9.30 will be free on YouTube.
	It will be the audio podcast.
	Then we'll go another half hour before we cut off the freebies and go behind the paywall.
	We'll start taking calls.
	I mean, I have like four hours of stuff.
	We did that last week.
	I'm not sure people appreciated it.
	The show really sort of peaks out at two hours.
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	Now, we had a million things to talk about today involving the coronavirus, but I'm kind of coroned out.
	I had a whole list of celebrities doing their shit.
	I don't know.
	Maybe we'll do it on Monday, but do you need a break from this shit too?
	I'd rather talk about cops in New York, and I'd rather talk about this weird black judge I discovered named Pinky Carr.
	But before we get to any of that, let's just go back over the week.
	We had very mixed reviews on Ryan and I watching movies.
	I thought it was a hoot.
	And I'm sorry, it takes us a while to build a studio in Ryan's shitty apartment that he nicknamed the fag zone.
	Why does it say that on the front door?
	It doesn't say the fag zone, unless you put something there that makes it.
	It says it in bloody red, like Ruck Your Picture Show letters.
	It says you are about to enter, and then in huge letters it says the fag zone.
	That's terrible.
	I noticed you were washing your hands earlier.
	Maybe you're the culprit.
	No, I was washing my hands because I just assume everything around here has AIDS.
	How many guys have you brought over here?
	0%.
	Why does it smell like the YMCA?
	Well, speaking of me not being a guy, you know when we were talking about Gigi Gorgeous reading the Period Power book at one of the other shows, I sent you that picture.
	It's in the notes.
	Look at him zipping around in there.
	It's in the main GML show notes.
	Yes.
	There we go.
	This is the picture I was talking about.
	So just to be clear here, this is a man reading all about his period.
	What's the subhead there?
	I can't really read it.
	The manifesto for the menstruating movement.
	Or menstrual movement.
	The menstrual movement.
	Isn't that just down?
	Down and out.
	That's the menstrual movement.
	So that's a dude who spent, let's say, a million dollars on various surgeries, reading all about his period.
	He goes to the gynecologist and talks about how awkward it is.
	I'm not sure awkward's the word.
	It's not awkward when I walk into IBM and sit down in the CEO's desk at a board meeting.
	People go, we're going to have to call security if you don't leave.
	You don't work here.
	You're not the CEO of IBM.
	You can read all the books you want.
	So we had to get that out the way.
	I think we'll make that kind of a thing every once in a while when we have to do something like build a studio.
	We'll just watch a bunch of movies.
	Also, of course, the Tiger King is the talk of the town.
	Lots of hot memes for Tiger King.
	I found that documentary fascinating.
	If you haven't seen it, please go to Netflix right now and watch it.
	I watched it when it first came out, but now it seems to have hit the mainstream.
	And it just keeps getting crazier and crazier.
	But usually with documentaries, they're telling a story.
	And usually in a story, you have a hero.
	You have someone who's a good person, a lovable, caring person.
	And then there's the bad guy.
	That's usually how most stories, true and made up, go.
	This has sort of three main protagonists.
	Dr. O'Okta or something, who has an animal.
	He has like a wildlife preserve where he rides around these animals and has a bunch of wives.
	Tiger King, who's a meth head who seduces young straight boys and does a good job of it.
	And then this conservationist named Carol, who I believe murdered her husband, trying to shut the other two guys down.
	They're all irredeemable.
	They're all horrible people.
	So, like with Uncut Gems, you go, well, why would I watch that?
	I don't give a shit about these people.
	I don't like immoral people.
	You're fascinated the entire time.
	I can't explain it.
	It's kind of like a great movie I saw with my wife last night, and everyone's in movie zone because of this virus.
	Notes on a scandal starring what's her name and that other chick, Kate Blanchett and Emma Something, that old bag who was also in Cats.
	And the main woman has sex with a 15-year-old.
	She's like, well, I don't like you anymore.
	You fucked up your marriage, blah, blah, blah.
	But they make her likable.
	And you see how this woman is a depraved old spinster who just tries to ruin other people's lives because she's so miserable and becomes obsessed with it.
	And then this is The Innocent Housewife.
	Fucking excellent movie.
	It's a chick flick, but it's a high-quality chick flick.
	So they made Kate Blanchett, who's cheating on her husband, seem pretty cool.
	This movie kind of does the same thing.
	Like, The Tiger King's one of the worst people alive.
	He's a disgusting homosexual drug addict, but he works hard for the money.
	You got that picture of him?
	What's this mean?
	Pass a stimulus bill that only helps Americans who suffer nothing, who suffer.
	Nothing stupid, expensive, dangerous, or extra.
	The bill.
	How does he get such hot pieces of ass?
	He's hideous.
	You're gay, Ryan.
	You would know.
	I'm not a homosexual.
	Why is he hot to you guys?
	Well, it could be the hit.
	What's the other meme I sent you of Tiger King that I thought was awesome?
	Oh, TK?
	TK?
	Yeah, day 14 of no sports.
	Watching a gay zoo manager seduce straight men with tigers and mat.
	Oh, when this guy goes through a major change and this guy does a speech about it, it is one of the lowest points in the history of documentary filming.
	Okay, here's what I wanted to get to.
	We've already got to do another read in five minutes.
	I wanted to talk about cops.
	And the way to segue this from the virus, of course, is Kellyanne Conway saying that this whole thing is de Blasio's fault.
	And then if you look at C3, of course I have to allude to the virus occasionally.
	National Review.
	About 3,200 cops, 9% of the department, called out sick on Wednesday, three times as many as usual.
	Police Commissioner Dermot Shia said.
	Is that an affirmative action hire?
	Dermot Shia?
	As of Tuesday evening, 177 uniformed officers and 34 civilian NYPD employees had tested positive for coronavirus.
	And those numbers are continuing to spike, Shia said, adding an exhortation to sick officers not to come in to work.
	And I thought, this is a good way to introduce what's happened to the police and what a mayor can do to ruin a police force and cause 11 suicides.
	We've had 11 NYPD suicides in the past year, in less than a year.
	From June to now, June of 2019 till now, there have been 11 suicides.
	That's more than one a month.
	That's pretty fucked up.
	And I blame de Blasio.
	Now, this is going to take a while to explain.
	So let's go back to when de Blasio was running for office.
	He basically ran on his son's hair.
	And I know that sounds very painful for the boy, especially if your son is black and has an afro.
	If you run on your son's hair, you're going to get tangled up in there.
	Even if you sort of finger someone's pubes, you'll find your fingers are getting tangled.
	Running through an afro is 10 times as tangly as that.
	So Debasio was doing okay.
	He's a socialist giraffe.
	And he's sort of lumping along like a weird praying mantis through the campaign.
	And nothing really dramatic was happening.
	And then a commercial happened.
	This is back in 2014.
	And he said, I think he's there for the community.
	He's a strong leader with a great background.
	You know, boring political shit.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	I really look up to him, and I think he could be a great mayor for New York.
	Oh, yeah.
	And one more thing.
	He's my dad.
	Mike Drop.
	And, oh, there's the commercial.
	Well, like Mike Lyft.
	Mike de Blasio.
	His popularity just went because black, I don't know what the demographics of New York are, but they're probably pretty high black, like 35, 40%.
	Black people love him because he's black.
	That's why they voted for Obama.
	Nothing to do with policies, right?
	White people love a handsome white dude with an ugly black wife because it shows that he's culturally advanced.
	So it was perfect basically for everyone in New York.
	Young people liked it because it was edgy.
	He's a mulatto kid with a big, cool afro.
	His wife's a two.
	Dude, if you leave your race, no matter what you are, if you're black and you go to something else, or you're white, you can get way better than normal.
	So why go down a bunch, Bill Burr?
	Why not go up?
	I don't quite get it.
	It's out.
	You kind of got like an eight.
	It's brutal.
	Anyway, so Dante de Blasio, de Blasio's son, isn't just a son.
	The way I don't even know if Mike Bloomberg has kids.
	Or, you know, like Howard Stern.
	No one knows anything about his daughters.
	I read one article once that she was an Orthodox Jew, and she said his crazy dark background really hurt her.
	You know, like this raunchy pornographic material really sort of sullied her.
	Whatever.
	I don't give a shit.
	My point is that with most people, you don't really know about their kids.
	But in this case, Dante de Blasio, especially the day he was elected and around that time, he almost represented de Blasio more than Bill did.
	And Dante de Blasio is a cop hater.
	Like you'll find with a lot of rich kids, especially in Brooklyn.
	It's weird.
	Blacks in Harlem and blacks in Brooklyn are very different.
	Blacks in Harlem, you don't hear them bitching about race and oppression and Obama.
	They have a hustle on.
	They have a dance night they want you to come to.
	They're making a fucking, their own brand of socks.
	They don't even really talk about race because there's Puerto Ricans and Dominicans blending into black, and it's just more of a hustle thing.
	And yeah, there's plenty of illegality in that, but there's plenty of legal stuff.
	Like a Harlem, a couple of Harlem kids will have a denim line.
	Brooklyn is totally different.
	A lot more welfare, a lot more complaining, a lot more political.
	Everything is racist, blah, blah, blah.
	The cops hate us, talk about the cops all the time.
	That's Dante's world.
	He's one of those.
	And he was, right when de Blasio was being elected, he wouldn't shut up about how evil black people are.
	This is C8.
	Police officers are menaces on the streets who pose a greater threat to people of color than do unknown strangers, homeless peoples, and drug addicts.
	Homeless people.
	This is paraphrase.
	That was paraphrased, by the way.
	The only quote there is people of color.
	But this isn't paraphrase.
	Dante de Blasio argued he had no fear on a night walk until the police came.
	We're taught to fear the people meant to protect us because the absolute worst case scenario has happened too many times.
	This reality cannot continue.
	Okay?
	Cops are evil.
	They're out hunting you.
	Remember this Alicia Keys video?
	God, I don't know.
	I'm sort of hopping all over the place here, Ryan.
	But Alicia Keys had a video that was called 23 Ways to Die if You're Black.
	It might be towards the end of this.
	Uh-oh.
	I did a commentary on it.
	And basically, it's saying stuff like shot for not having a taillight.
	Where is it?
	You got it?
	And it's like, Sandra Bland was murdered because she didn't have a taillight.
	No, she didn't have a taillight.
	The cop said, hey, there's a problem with your taillight.
	She started screaming at him, calling him a piece of shit, saying this ends here, fighting with him, arguing with him.
	He takes her in.
	She's a manic depressive who has attempted suicide before.
	And so she hangs herself in her cell.
	Almost, so there's 23 of these.
	18 of them are total and utter bullshit.
	Five of them are real.
	Five of them are a guy was running away unarmed.
	That's fucked up.
	But I looked them up.
	All five of those cases, the cops were fucked.
	Like, you know, Justin Volpe.
	He was the cop who shoved a, I think it was a broomstick, the wood part of a broomstick up Abner Luima's ass.
	By the way, outside of cartoons, it's very hard to shove stuff up someone's ass.
	I mean, even if you try it with a penis in a lady's butthole, there's some finangling going on.
	It just doesn't go schloop.
	So he must have really had to like lube it and work it.
	I don't understand how he did it.
	But anyway, that's a picture of Justin Volpe, Ryan, you just showed.
	That's an egregious case.
	That's not bullshit.
	Everything you've heard about that case is true.
	Justin Volpe is still in prison right now.
	He'll be in prison forever because of this crime.
	That's him right there.
	He's fucked.
	So my point is that when you have these five cases of brutal police brutality where someone died because the cop was fucked up, the cop is arrested, charged.
	And by the way, five men in, I don't know how long this span goes, but say it's a year.
	Five men killed in a year egregiously when we caught the bad guys.
	Not a pandemic, not a pattern, not a thing.
	We have six people that die of spider bites every year.
	But just play a little bit of this.
	I hate common.
	Can you hear it?
	Yeah?
	Okay.
	We are here standing up.
	Failing to signal a lane change.
	That's the one I just talked about.
	So just pause.
	So what these people are doing is they're portraying a world where cops go, look here.
	Negro's got her taillight out and just walks up with a gun, takes it out of the holster.
	Hey, I told you fuckers to get your taillights fixed.
	God damn it.
	Now, if you were naive and incurious and you heard that, you'd go, I want to kill cops.
	That's fucking terrible.
	They're murdering us for a taillight?
	These guys are out of control.
	We need to do something.
	I would do that.
	If I heard Trump supporters were getting shot for having their taillights out, well, first I'd look it up, actually.
	So let's have some culpability on these people who hunt cops.
	But before that, I'd go, that's fucking insane.
	What's this one?
	Beyonce?
	Okay, so...
	He had just robbed a store and he refused to put his hands up.
	And he was, what was he doing?
	He was stealing cigarettes or something.
	He just robbed a bodega.
	They finally get the guy and they go, put your hands up, put your hands up.
	He refuses to.
	It reminds me of that video, C5, where this guy just refuses to put his hands up.
	Now, people have been shooting at cops, especially in New York.
	Now, this is Philly, I guess, but there is a spike in cop violence, and the hub of it is in New York.
	These guys are where?
	Oh, this is in Philando Castile.
	So sorry, to get back to Philando.
	So he refuses to put his hands up.
	There's murders going on.
	You need to see people's hands.
	That's always been the case.
	So when a cop says, show me your hands, what is this shit?
	What is this?
	You go like this.
	Hands up, don't shoot, was the example everyone gave.
	He didn't have his hands up.
	Mike Brown did not have his fucking hands up.
	Yet they have Pharrell at award ceremonies with his goddamn hands up.
	Yeah, and Philando had a gun.
	Oh, Philando had a gun, minor detail.
	Okay, so they catch this guy.
	This is just a random story.
	It's a little off topic, but I'm just showing you what it's like when cops don't, when someone doesn't show their hands.
	This guy's stolen a car.
	They have some female cop wasting everyone's time, and he doesn't even have door handles on one side, so she can't open his door.
	You may have to go a little farther ahead for it to get juicy.
	By the way, the subtext here is that female cop, Gabrielle.
	They keep telling her, okay, go back.
	No, no, stay there, stay there.
	So half of their brain is taken up protecting her.
	Put your hands in the air.
	Hands up.
	261, give us the air.
	The male just woke up.
	Jack, come over here.
	He won't put his hands up in me.
	The police department.
	You understand?
	Yeah.
	This is how we train cops.
	This is what we're talking about.
	Hey, stay in the car.
	Stay right there.
	What are they supposed to do?
	Can I just check in your pocket and give them a poster?
	Keep your hands right there.
	Huh?
	Julie.
	No.
	I'm not going to.
	Hey.
	Put your hands.
	Get your hands up.
	Jabbriel, move.
	Do not reach into your shirt.
	Do not reach into your shirt.
	You understand me?
	Do not.
	Hey, give me a less lethal up here.
	Do not reach into your shirt.
	Do not reach in your shirt.
	I'll make sure you do it.
	Come on, do it.
	Get your hand out of your shirt.
	Get your hands out of your shirt.
	So this is just by copying.
	Get your goddamn it!
	Really?
	Move your hands!
	Where someone wanted to die?
	Keep your hands just like that!
	Roll 1141!
	Roll 1141!
	Keep your hands like that!
	No!
	Keep your hands out!
	Let me see your hands!
	Kill me, please, he said.
	Kill me, please.
	Is that drugs?
	I don't know.
	Wait, is he on drugs?
	Yeah.
	What the hell?
	Anyway.
	Put your hands back.
	Get 1141 around.
	1141's a route.
	I think he got shot in the hip.
	Ouch.
	Yeah, or Eric Garner.
	He said, this ends now.
	Now, there's probably ways the cops could have had more finesse.
	The chokehold they put him in is not illegal, by the way.
	That's bullshit.
	It's just one of the many maneuvers cops can do.
	It's discouraged, but they did it.
	And he wasn't killed by that.
	He was killed by asthma.
	But he was really killed by saying, this ends now to cops.
	Mike Brown had just robbed a bodega, just like Philando Castile.
	He charged a cop, reached for his gun.
	So these are not heroes.
	Trayvon Martin was beating the shit out of George Zimmerman.
	Now, I don't want to get into that because that's not a cop.
	That's a guy doing local neighborhood watch, whatever.
	But my point is, these heroes that are in that video, right?
	They're not fucking heroes.
	they're scumbags.
	And the stories are not I'm sorry.
	I'll fix my taillight soon.
	No, you won't, motherfucker.
	Selling cigarettes outside of a corner.
	There we go, Eric Gardner.
	Why does pink get to be in this?
	Does she think she's black?
	Anyway, so five of those are real.
	But this was the narrative going on at the time.
	This is why we have massive demonstrations in New York City against the violent racist cops.
	Because this bullshit narrative sticks.
	And eventually, what the hell was his name?
	Ismael Bruznev or something?
	He goes, he says he's going to make pigs fly.
	He's a radical black Muslim.
	No one ever says that, by the way.
	He says, I'm going to go make pigs fly.
	And he went and shot a Hispanic cop and a Chinese cop in their cruiser.
	It was Wen Jian Liu and Rafael Ramos.
	We have always committed on this show not to forget their names.
	I'm the only one who still does.
	Bullcrap.
	What?
	I can remember those.
	I said I'm the only one who still forgets.
	Oh.
	Sorry, I should have made it.
	You just remembered.
	No, I read it on our eraser.
	Oh, geez.
	It's terrible.
	But they had a funeral for them.
	This is shortly after de Blasio was elected, and this Dante de Blasio narrative was really gaining full steam.
	and it was all about cops have never been more violent.
	Ooh, Trump's America have really...
	2020 minus 4, 2016?
	No, Trump wasn't elected yet.
	But there was this really strong anti-cop sentiment, and the cops were recognizing this at the funeral you just showed, and they turned their backs to de Blasio.
	Anyway, this keeps going and going and going, and every year it gets worse and worse and worse.
	Remember that dumb bitch we had on the show who was holding up a sign that said, oink, oink, you monsters.
	Because de Blasio, who's realizing that he fucked up by crippling the police, he said, we want more police in the subways.
	It's chaos down there.
	Everyone's getting raped and it's a nightmare.
	And everyone said, that?
	And he goes, so start with turnstile jumpers.
	That worked for Giuliani.
	And they go, that's so racist.
	It's unbelievable.
	What?
	Why?
	Because you're going to end up catching more black people than other people.
	Oh, I guess.
	Yeah, my wife's black, and I have a cop hating black son.
	Is that not good enough?
	No, protests in the streets.
	And like in New York, this is constantly denied.
	But Black Lives Matter had a rally and they were all chanting, What do we want?
	Dead cops, when do we want them now?
	Now, cops can handle that.
	They can, or another one was, this wasn't, I don't think this was in New York, but it was like pigs in a blanket, fry them like bacon.
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	All right.
	So this shit is ramping up, ramping up, ramping up.
	And in the summer of 2019, the news finally caught on that cops are being abused.
	And everyone was throwing water on them.
	Do you remember this?
	Now, where is it on this?
	Yeah, it's C7.
	Now, this is going to take some real concentration, especially if you're female, to understand why this is so egregious.
	Turn it up.
	Officers were in their arrest.
	When they were pelted, one was hit in the head with a bucket.
	NYPD Chief Terrence Monaghan called the videos reprehensible and encouraged New Yorkers to treat officers with respect.
	New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio also condemned the incidents.
	No arrests were made in either cases, but then NYPD.
	So this is when it really hit the apex, was the water times of the summer of last year.
	Now, a lot of people go, okay, so you got wet at work.
	I'm so sorry.
	I'm so sorry.
	You got a soaker.
	Big fucking deal.
	This started an avalanche of cop suicides.
	Now, why did it start an avalanche of cop suicides?
	It's just water.
	Well, first of all, it's not just water.
	When you're drenched trying to do your job, it's harder to run, it's harder to move.
	But secondly, and this is a much bigger deal, the cops are being told they're no longer heroes.
	They're no longer important parts of the community.
	I want to use the word stalwarts, but I forgot what it means.
	Can you look that up for me?
	Yes.
	They're no longer the people we look up to and we trust to protect.
	In other words, NYPD, you don't need to exist.
	You don't have a role.
	Now, I've heard Amy Schumer mocking this because she read once.
	Stalwart.
	Yeah, there we go.
	Stalmart of the community.
	I was correct.
	I should have just gone for it.
	Sort of like doing complex math.
	Just trust your instincts.
	So Amy Schumer heard that a study showed that a man's worst fear is being ridiculed.
	And she laughed.
	Oh, someone's making fun of you, poor baby.
	No, it's not that simple, Amy.
	Obviously, we don't mind when someone's making fun of us.
	I know I'm ugly.
	I know my body is not Brad Pitts.
	And I find that funny.
	That's why I have stupid tattoos.
	I'm sort of mocking my body.
	I don't see it as a temple.
	We always bust each other's balls.
	I've been calling Ryan a homosexual this entire show.
	He's actually not gay.
	I am making fun of him and busting his balls.
	That's what we do, right?
	That's why our nicknames are so insulting.
	Our nicknames are never mile-high cheekbones or smart guy.
	Our nicknames are always Monopoly Man and fucking sad glasses.
	We had this Greek friend in high school we called the Greek tragedy, Paul Cahias.
	Anyway, it's a different kind of ridicule.
	It's a, you don't have authority, you don't matter, your role doesn't exist.
	Now, here's an analogy I think will help elucidate these, the people who are skeptical about the water thing.
	If I tell my kids, all right, guys, it's time for bed, right?
	They laugh in my face.
	If they laugh in my face, and well, first I would physically discipline them, but say I couldn't.
	I was in a wheelchair or something.
	And I look over to my wife and I go, what the hell is this?
	And she said, shut up, old man.
	So now I'm not a dad.
	Your job as a dad is to be a corrections officer.
	Your job is wait till your father gets home, right?
	You're the last line of command.
	You are the brick wall.
	Everyone can get away with everything, but once dad puts his foot down, it's real.
	And I'm happy to take on that job.
	I enjoy it.
	And I know I'm not the hero now because I tell kids when it's bedtime and when they can't play video games, but I know I'll get it, it'll all pay back when they're in their 20s and 30s, like it did with my dad.
	I hated his guts when I was a little kid because he was the one with the rules.
	Now we're best pals.
	I call him all the time because I thank him for instilling in me a sense of self-discipline.
	If you take that away from a father, he no longer needs to exist.
	And suicide becomes might as well.
	You're just playing a video game with a guy.
	You're not a real guy.
	And the cops have been getting that since 2014, since Dante's essays were condoned by his father.
	And I've talked to cops who have, you know, giant bite marks on their hands.
	And they say, yeah, you can't.
	Sometimes you get away with someone spits in your face.
	For some reason, that holds up in court.
	But everything else, they just go, you know, you asked for it.
	That's the job.
	It's a tough job.
	And with de Blasio, that's increased tenfold.
	So they know when they get abused, when they get shit thrown on them, you know, water is not far from piss and shit.
	And when they know if that happens and they go to court, de Blasio is not going to have their backs.
	So, in other words, the mayor, which is really the people, have said, fuck you.
	You don't exist.
	You have no authority.
	We don't respect you.
	And why do people become cops?
	They become cops because they want to catch bad guys.
	It's that same sort of instinct you have as a little kid where you want to stop the girl getting hurt by the evil guy tying her to the train tracks.
	When you say don't get in the way of the train track thing, they just go, well, why am I around?
	Now, I saw this with the COVID-19.
	Where was it now?
	Yeah, C4.
	At the beginning, this sort of inspired this whole thing.
	This is them out trying to negotiate the, what's it called that we're all doing?
	Social distancing?
	The contagion.
	A contamination?
	Quarantine?
	Quarantine.
	What are you talking about?
	This is how cops are treating you.
	In 2020, get the fuck out of here, bro.
	Get the fuck out of here.
	Get the fuck out of here, bro.
	This is not what?
	You've got to understand, these kids grow up without this sort of like politically correct way of talking, yet the mayor and the top brass tells these cops they can't do anything to anyone.
	So it's like going to jail and with your hands tied behind your back.
	You're just begging for abuse.
	Go back.
	Turn up.
	I will beat this shit out of you.
	Stop magic.
	Get the fuck out of here.
	Nigga, the bird.
	Stop burping.
	Buy Jackie Chan.
	Bye Jackie Chan.
	I hate to help.
	That's the takeaway from this whole thing.
	Look at them, that guy laughing.
	Bye, Jackie Chan.
	Fucking Asian guy who looks like, because all Asian guys look like Jackie Chan.
	So that's the America.
	That is the America, but that is specifically the New York City we're living in, as these guys run around try to protect us from a pandemic.
	And because of that, after arguing with de Blasio, turning their back on him as a statement at funerals, after trying to deal with the top brass who vilify these guys when they look for mental health help and punish their careers, they start to realize that there's no future.
	They're armed with a gun.
	You've stripped this man.
	And by the way, I think this is linked to the massive epidemic we're having with men committing suicide.
	They see there's no hope.
	They see there's no future.
	And they start killing themselves.
	So I'd like to have just a moment to look at the 11 people, the 11 NYPD who have died in less than a year.
	And I have them in chronological order here.
	This trend, if you want to call it that, started with Deputy Chief Stephen Silks, June 6th, 2019.
	The next day, we had Detective Joseph Calabrise, June 7th, 2019, shot himself in the head.
	Soon after, Officer Michael Caddy, that's him at a kindergarten school giving a talk to kids, June 14th, 2019, he shot himself in the head at the 121st Precinct in Staten Island.
	We're still in June, by the way.
	The next month is when you saw that watering the cops thing go big.
	It had already been going on for a while.
	And they had already known that their superiors, the top brass and de Blasio, couldn't care less and would not have their backs.
	So they're alone in a city that does not respect them.
	June 26th, Officer Kevin Prius.
	Next month, this is two weeks after that water thing I just showed you.
	Sergeant Terrence McAvoy, July 27th, 2019.
	And this kind of goes back to what I was saying the other day about criminals.
	Why do we make them take these stupid courses with anger management?
	Because we can.
	Why do we let these cops endure so much abuse?
	Because we can.
	They can't complain.
	They're civil servants.
	Then in August, a month later, Officer Johnny Rios, August 13th, 2019.
	The next day, Officer Robert Echeveria.
	Robert shot himself right in the heart.
	Most of these are in the head.
	Then we had a break for a while through Christmas.
	Then, oh, sorry, not through Christmas.
	Then as the winter began in fall, October 19th, Sergeant Lin Hong Lee.
	He had barely started in the police force, by the way.
	Now we're into 2020.
	After Christmas, we lost Detective Paul Federico, February 17th.
	Three days later, Officer Daniel Schereffs.
	Doesn't he look like a cool guy to hang out with?
	Then the next month, Officer Erica Reyes.
	She just, this was just a couple weeks ago.
	She shot herself in Columbus Circle Transit Police Station.
	So, this is what happens when you trivialize the police force and call them pigs and throw water on them and refuse to have their backs if they go to court.
	What you do is you strip their life meaning, you deny them their role, and you do that to anyone, male or female, and it destroys them.
	This whole thing where we mock housewives and we see them as sellouts and we roll our eyes at the work they do, and this is particularly feminists doing this.
	You've stripped this woman of her well-being.
	Now, luckily, she has the support of her husband and her kids to remind her that they're wrong and she's doing a very noble profession.
	But when you don't have that support, it starts to chip away at your demeanor.
	And the next thing you know, suicide is an epidemic.
	Much more serious, by the way, than coronavirus.
	And finally, I just want to say that this, yeah, how many officers have died of coronavirus?
	We said that at the beginning, right?
	I don't think it's any.
	Oh, I think it's a couple.
	Almost 200 of them have tested positive for it, but I don't know if we have any deaths.
	Yet we have one death a month among them.
	No beautiful videos, no celebrities playing the piano.
	But I just wanted to end this little segment with this kills black people too.
	You know that guy who said, pigs fly?
	I'm going to make pigs fly.
	He went and killed those two guys and killed himself.
	He was believing this propaganda.
	He was believing the myth that cops are out hunting blacks for sport.
	So in a sense, just like I said, Antifa are a victim of Antifa's propaganda, this guy is a victim of this bullshit Black Lives Matter propaganda.
	And he went in there and he's dead now because he believed this.
	If people were killing Scotch-Irish and I had evidence of it, I would arm myself and I would say, we need to defend ourselves.
	We're being slaughtered.
	We're being killed.
	That's what these people are doing.
	Now, they've got to do a little more due diligence because they're wrong.
	But my point is that this propaganda doesn't just kill cops.
	It kills blacks.
	For example, I've played this clip a million times, but I really think it has gravitas.
	This was in Atlantic City where they chased this guy, and it's likely that he believed the propaganda that says, if I give myself up, I will be shot dead.
	If I try to come peacefully, remember hands up, don't shoot?
	There was a whole thing at the Grammys where Pharrell did it, and they had their hoods up like Trayvon, and they said, hands up, don't shoot.
	So hands up, don't shoot doesn't work.
	You get shot.
	That's the lie that you're perpetuating.
	So if you get caught stealing a car, why go there and trust the police to take you to court and keep you safe?
	They're just going to shoot you.
	You might as well take some of these fuckers out as you go.
	So I believe, personally, that this clip you're about to see is a black man getting killed by the myth that cops will not give him a fair shake, that cops want him dead.
	Thanks to shit like that ridiculous Alicia Keys video.
	Look at him.
	He's walking right at them.
	There he goes.
	And he's dead.
	All right.
	That's it.
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	Yes.
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	You better make sure you don't have any embarrassing tabs up here like tsunami porn.
	What is tsunami porn?
	Tell us.
	Oh, it's when two people are making out and the ocean just whips them away.
	Detox the deep state.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	Okay.
	That's the only thing I can think of to do.
	Yeah, no, that's cool.
	That's totally dope, dude.
	Look at this background.
	That's a dope background, man.
	I've never been a green dude.
	I almost said the N-word.
	I've never been a green.
	How about orange?
	I'm not an orange guy either.
	You can tell by my looks.
	I like black, red, gray, blue.
	Purple?
	No, not purple's the color of sexual frustration.
	Speaking of that black guy, and by the way, thank you.
	Great Awakening.
	Red Pill.
	Speaking of that black guy, I was watching Bobby Kelly talk to Kevin Who's Is Knots?
	And this is number 33 on the GML show rundown.
	And I've seen this happen so many times.
	Comedians are all liberals.
	They're usually white guys in New York.
	And they love black people the way all liberals do, but they don't know any.
	And the beauty of podcast culture is they're sitting down with their fellow black comics who they've only been riffing with before.
	And they're like, so what goes on in your life?
	And they're realizing that black people and white people in America, in places like New York City, no, everywhere.
	Unless they grew up white, like what's his name?
	From New Jersey, the presidential candidate.
	Ben Carson.
	No, the other guy.
	What's his name that stinks his best friend's T-Bone?
	How many of you?
	Oh, Corey Booker.
	Corey Booker.
	Unless you're like Corey Booker, which don't even call that guy black.
	It's just a waste of time.
	They grew up with totally different fucking lives.
	But this was an interesting clip because this is Joe DeRosa.
	Joe DeRosa, he is genetically Egyptian, but he was adopted.
	He was raised white.
	Robert Kelly is obviously raised white.
	So these are two normal white liberals.
	And I love both of these guys, by the way.
	Total respect for them.
	But I just thought this is a great example of white liberals learning how little they know about the black people they adore.
	Because in New York City, white liberals love blacks in theory, but not in practice.
	They don't actually hang out with them.
	Dog was elected mayor in a Vermont town.
	That's some absolutely white shit.
	In my household, we didn't have pets.
	We have workers.
	You understand that?
	No, we don't.
	Because it is symbolized.
	The dog was there to wash the house.
	Period.
	The cat was there for mice.
	You want to eat?
	Catch mice.
	So you made your cats eat mice only?
	Had to catch them.
	You didn't give them period, a cat chow or anything?
	No cat chow.
	How many mice did you have in your house?
	A lot.
	You had to have an in-house cat to hunt these things.
	Why don't you clean the house?
	What do you think cats are for?
	It's not a cartoon.
	This is a real life.
	Just clean your house.
	We had mice and we had mice.
	That's what the cat's for.
	And if the cat didn't do his job, we'd take him for a ride.
	What did you take?
	We take them to a different neighborhood, five blocks away or whatever, and drop them off like a mob hit.
	Holy shit, dude.
	What the fuck are you talking about?
	What the fuck are you talking about?
	It just reminded me of talking to Sherrod Small.
	And I was like, when did you lose your virginity?
	And he gave me an answer a lot of black people give me, which is, I was, I think, 11, maybe 12, playing with my babysitter's titties, which is a felony.
	That babysitter is a pedophile who is molesting a boy.
	But in black America, it's just like, yeah, yeah, shit happens.
	I don't know.
	It's nobody's business.
	Or Talib Starks.
	I was talking to him when he worked at a center for troubled youths.
	I go, they must get pretty violent.
	He goes, yeah, they got violent.
	But what I do is I let them fight it out.
	Like, every story that a black guy tells you in white America would be a massive scandal, front page news.
	John Kinsman is in prison now for four years.
	We're getting in a fight.
	He sent me a drawing today that's pretty good.
	Do I have that here?
	Oh, is it?
	Hold on, I'll check it back.
	Where is it?
	Oh, here it is.
	Pretty good.
	Pretty good.
	Predicty, predicate, predicty good.
	Oh, we're not in autofocus, right?
	The books don't follow the geometry of the desk.
	It's my only criticism.
	But it's fucking awesome.
	Thank you, John.
	But that's for kicking an Antifa too many times.
	But like, Talib Starks just would have guys at his youth center, the most egregious ones, they would fight each other.
	And that would, you know, settle down the hierarchy.
	Or sometimes he would fight them.
	Like a fist fight in a special room.
	Or Max Hare, also in prison, when he worked on the railroads, they had a fight room.
	And he got into an argument with some black dude about, you know, slavery and all this shit.
	And black men did this and the white man always ruined it.
	And Max came back the next day with a bunch of printouts and links where he was like, yeah, no, that didn't happen.
	And Egyptians looked more like Arabs.
	They weren't black.
	And so that guy instead of going, touche, all right, you win, they said, let's settle this.
	And they fought in the fight room.
	So Max and the black guy had to have a physical fight because of that thing.
	Or with Sherrod, I was talking to him about his college days.
	He's like, yeah, we had this rival frat, and those guys were motherfuckers.
	We hated their guts.
	So one day we went to their dorm house and I'm like, I've seen Animal House.
	I know what you did.
	You burned some poo on their front step.
	What'd you TP the trees?
	No, we threw dynamite into their kitchen and blew it up.
	Do you know how huge of a felony that is?
	That's terrorism.
	Yeah, that's like life, I think.
	But for Sherrod, it was just hijinks.
	Or I told this story about at my gym when I go, what happened last night to that guy, that new boxer you're working with?
	And the coach goes, he's black, the boxer I'm talking about, fucking ripped.
	The guy is faster than a spider.
	He's Spider-Man.
	And he goes, he just ran out of gas in his tank.
	And I go, why?
	And he goes, he had rice krispies for dinner.
	Rice Krispie squares, I should add.
	And he'll have that.
	He'll have like licorice and candy for dinner.
	Because that's how a lot of these guys, poor blacks, grew up not with just no dad, but with a mom who was just like not really there, not present.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	Eat whatever you want.
	There's rice krispie squares.
	Eat those.
	So the next thing you know, you don't have like cardiovascular capabilities because you get tired because you had this stupid starch sugar rush.
	Anyway, the reason I bring that up, that black people are different, is because there's no better example of this than Cleveland is the city where I come from.
	So run, run.
	Bone Thugs in Harmony.
	It's the first of the month.
	Wake up, wake up, wake up.
	So grab your check and come on.
	Pinky Carr is a judge in Cleveland.
	And she's in trouble recently because she refused to adjourn for this pandemic.
	I'm even avoiding coronavirus.
	This is, by the way, sorry, 3-4.
	It's a link, not a picture.
	but I still end up covering the virus quite a bit.
	I still end up covering the virus.
	She calls the lawyer who asked to reschedule hearings an idiot.
	Now, what I find most amazing about this is her fucking desk.
	Look at this desk.
	Can you get that stupid more videos out of there?
	Turn it up.
	I can't hear shit.
	Like, who elected this bitch?
	Does that apply to jails only?
	No.
	Look at her desk.
	First of all, I see about two mugs in the front.
	She's got two mugs there.
	She's got a cup, a Starbucks cup.
	I don't know if that's from today.
	That could be actually like a ceramic thing that you buy at Starbucks.
	It's like a permanent Starbucks cup.
	Then she has this little picture.
	But then there's like a glass.
	Is that a bong?
	Is that an umbrella?
	Yeah, what is this?
	Is that a bong with a horse face in it?
	A little cartoon horse?
	What is all this shit?
	That's disrespectful.
	You're sentencing men to prison.
	Here.
	One, two, three, four mugs that we can see.
	And what's this?
	A plastic bag?
	Is this Chinese takeaway?
	I think there's a hermit crab again.
	She's got some bric-a-bracs, a Rubik's cube, a poppet.
	Like one of those eccentric Mexican cab drivers that glues stuff to his dash and has little balls hanging.
	Looks like Cheech and Chang's dashboard.
	Cheech and Chong dashboard.
	Looks like a smoke shop shelf.
	And is this just the quality of the video or is her nameplate Rainbow?
	It's the news.
	I actually have people yesterday.
	I have people today.
	Yeah, I'm not going to do that to people.
	We have some people taking off from work.
	I'm not doing that to them.
	I will be here.
	Judge, can I ask this?
	If we are able to get a hold of any of our clients for scheduled tomorrow who are not from jail, can we tell them the court's administrative order regarding continued schedules?
	I'm here.
	I'm here.
	If people show up, I'm here.
	So no, don't call people and tell them not to show up.
	If they show up, I'm here.
	Yeah, don't do that.
	No, concern.
	Hi, for the third time.
	I will be here if people show up.
	So what's happening?
	I am here.
	So we're saying, can't we adjourn these cases?
	It's a massive pandemic.
	And she's like, I'm here.
	Hi.
	Oh, wait, that's my favorite part.
	She says, okay, like a weird, wheezing, dying pig.
	Okay.
	No, go back more.
	Okay.
	Okay, thank you.
	Okay.
	I'm sorry, you gotta go back more.
	I want to count all the okays, short and long.
	Hi, for the third time.
	I will be here if people show up.
	I am here.
	Okay, thank you.
	Okay.
	Sorry.
	Okay.
	We did the jails.
	We did the jails.
	Okay.
	Is that familiar?
	Okay.
	I'm ready for it.
	That's eight.
	Is she a Visco girl during ASMR?
	Like, eight okay.
	It's eight okay.
	Jablonski walked out of the court.
	Like, stop it.
	No, everybody watch the news.
	I'm gonna call him and tell him don't come.
	I'm sure he is.
	Little idiot.
	Should we call off our bears?
	Don't want to come into court.
	As I indicated to attorney.
	Did you comment on that necklace?
	Oh, no, I haven't commented on that yet.
	It's like the in cats, the one the fat one was wearing.
	It's a CGI cat collar.
	She always wears this.
	I've looked into her quite a bit.
	She always has something insanely.
	It's possible that she's a brain-dead incompetent weirdo.
	This is what I'm learning in these past couple years, getting involved with all our friends going to prison.
	Some judges are totally incompetent.
	You have to understand when they're doing sentencing, they often have this sort of a chart that says this crime, 99% of the time, gets this punishment.
	They have a tiny bit of leeway.
	If they've had lunch, they might be kinder, give maybe two months off.
	If they are grumpy, they might go up two months.
	But there's not a lot of decisions to be made there.
	I mean, I guess they have to write their closing argument thing, but maybe they don't at this level of court because it's possible this woman's a retard.
	Mark Jablowski.
	Yesterday.
	People have taken off from work.
	I will be here.
	If people show up, I will be here.
	If you want to call your clients and tell them not to show up, that is on you.
	But as I indicated to him yesterday, he doesn't have to tell them not to show up.
	If the building is open, I will be here.
	I am more than willing to take care of them.
	But that's entirely.
	You don't have to be down there in the pit with everyone else.
	You're literally on a throne, an elevated throne made out of the dark crystal.
	I will be here.
	Okay.
	Thank you.
	So check out 3.5.
	Is that the end of that?
	Check out 3.5.
	So her punishments often include writing out a huge sign where you call yourself an idiot.
	By the way, this is the weirdest headline I've ever seen.
	Look how long this headline is.
	There's no article.
	It's a new kind of news.
	100% headline.
	Sheena Hardin holds up a sign to serve a highly public sentence Wednesday, 2012 in Cleveland for driving on a sidewalk to avoid a Cleveland school bus that was unloading children.
	Pinky S. Car, that's who we just saw, ordered 32-year-old Hardin to serve the highly public sentence for one hour, Tuesday, and Wednesday.
	I mean, I'm kind of of two minds about it.
	Like, I kind of like it.
	It's great.
	It's kind of why we like Trump in a way, but I don't know if she's doing this out of awesome funniness, like that tough corrections officer guy, that tough, what do you call him, Warden, who made everyone wear pink?
	Yeah, and apparently it calms people down as well.
	No, no, no, no.
	It was too humiliating.
	They had pink underwear.
	I think yellow calms people down pink humiliating.
	Okay, you don't know the story.
	He was on 60 Minutes.
	It was a face.
	They were intense and stuff.
	Only an idiot would drive on the sidewalk to avoid a school bus.
	Now, check out this one: 36.
	This is amazing.
	Dear judges, your creative punishments are hilarious and also terrible.
	Please stop.
	What is he saying now?
	I apologize to Officer Bob, with his name, and all police officers for being an idiot, calling and threatening to kill you.
	I'm sorry, and it will never happen again.
	Okay, so you'll notice in the very first video I showed you, she called Jablowski an idiot, or at least that was the title of the video.
	I don't know if we saw that exact part.
	Second woman holding the sign, it said only an idiot would get on the sidewalk.
	Third, that guy we just saw, he called himself an idiot.
	Go back.
	Don't worry about the fucking pink dudes.
	And again, he's an idiot.
	What does he say?
	I apologize.
	Guess who made this sign?
	Yeah.
	Guess who made this sign?
	She did.
	She handmade this sign.
	And if you zoom in on it, you can see it's one of those things where you don't have a really thick marker.
	So you draw the letter and then you color it in.
	So she's like for the U there, she's drawn the outside borders of the U and then sat there calling in.
	Like it must have taken two hours.
	I will be here coloring.
	Okay.
	I won't be here.
	If you need a sign made, I will make it.
	Reminds me of that judge in New York who shit herself and then was mad at the court for not getting her a new chair fast enough.
	Wow.
	Do you remember that?
	Okay, I just want, this is sounding too racist.
	So I want to end on a positive note.
	This makeup artist.
	Black people are different than us.
	I hope I didn't list too many negative things that show black people are different than us.
	Here's a black person being very different from, and when I say us, I mean me.
	Here's a black person being very different than white people, and it also being awesome.
	Honey, the makeup artists have left the damn building.
	They have left the building, honey.
	I haven't seen a Sunday service pat down like this in eons.
	Just pause.
	A Sunday service, I've never heard of this, where you go to church at 6 in the morning, so your makeup is just a light pat down.
	I'm not familiar with this Sunday service pat down.
	Type of service makeup you put on when you're going to the 6.30 a.m. service on Sunday.
	This girl has done her own makeup and has done very loose waterfall curls.
	There may be a bitch in the building to do a light curl or they curl each other's hair.
	But this is the coronavirus, honey.
	The makeup artists, the stylists, they are wearing clothes from home.
	I haven't seen this nigga without an eyebrow in almost the 20 years that I've lived here.
	He's never, I mean, I didn't even know he had bags.
	You understand?
	Like, there's no more airbrush makeup.
	There's no more nothing.
	It is rock bottom.
	And poor, poor, poor, poor, poor Brenda over here is wearing a t-shirt.
	I mean, girl, you wearing a t-shirt dress?
	Poor, poor, poor, poor, poor Brenda.
	Oh, my God.
	Okay, so I guess we're done the show.
	It's time to take some calls.
	Wait, we can't do that.
	What?
	We can take calls.
	What are you talking about?
	I don't know if that's possible.
	Just do it through Skype.
	The only shit we didn't bring is like a soundboard and a bunch of other...
	You have access to Skype.
	I got to sign into the call-in studio.
	You didn't think we were going to do calls?
	No.
	You should have told me that you don't think we can do calls.
	Now I'm sounding like a black woman.
	You have to tell a bitch that we can't do calls.
	This is coronavirus.
	There's no calls.
	People aren't calling in.
	The mailbag isn't there.
	And poor, poor, poor, poor, poor, Gavin.
	Poor, poor, poor, poor, Ryan.
	I have never seen this nigga without calls.
	I didn't even know he had bags.
	But the first caller that we get is going to get three pounds round steaks, two pounds of hamburger patties, one pound stew packages, eight to twelve ounces of Denver steaks.
	That's the order I got, and it is delicious.
	Thank you, Bubbaandhanks.com.
	That'll be shipped to you frizzy.
	I haven't even gone through it all yet.
	It's a lot of meat.
	Maybe I'll read letters.
	I've got my computer here.
	Oh, you want to hit a mailbag first?
	For a second?
	Yeah.
	While we let some calls pile up?
	Yes.
	Hold on one second.
	Ryan Schweldiger Judnochev une be paire.
	And to monk du papa.
	Ryan, shut up.
	You don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes together.
	It's mil bad.
	Let me touch it.
	Bear with us here, folks.
	We're still figuring this out.
	How would you say that in French?
	Ryan Ferntagal to a pas de per?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	What are you saying?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I don't speak French.
	That was one of the cool little bonuses for anybody that watched the show.
	Ryan Ferntagal en per ta manc on y uh tourné notresieu jeusque le mailbag de Ryan.
	Been a while.
	Duh.
	Yeah, in the episode where we watched Cats in the Hunt, you admit to me that you've been teaching me fake French.
	Oh, I already gave that away?
	Yes.
	That's too bad.
	I was going to make an entire language.
	Do you have scotch tape?
	No, why?
	I got rubber bands.
	Okay, what else did you...
	What's the problem?
	We ran out of local disk.
	I'm not working with the same stuff.
	You didn't bring any SD cards, did you?
	I brought that bag, the Louis Vuitton bag.
	Did we fill our card?
	Yeah.
	That's all right.
	Not a big deal.
	Sounds like a big deal.
	No, It's not.
	It's not all right.
	You ready?
	Yo.
	Brand new one from 20 minutes ago.
	Hey, Gavin Ryan.
	Love the show.
	I thought you might like to look at some sculptures I made recently.
	Grandpunk, Blobasaurus, Zjin Pooh, Trump Busts.
	I have some more work on my Instagram.
	Take care.
	Normally I would ignore like a free...
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	Fucking retard.
	I kind of like the Grand Punk.
	I don't know.
	Can I buy this?
	Are they expensive?
	Is that your jacket?
	Or do they all look the same?
	They all look the same.
	Every time I have an artist friend and I'm like, that looks cool.
	He goes, yeah, I can make it one.
	I go, let me pay for it.
	And he goes, okay, just give me like fucking four grand, five grand.
	And I'm like, oh, all right.
	You know what?
	I don't think I have any room for it right yet.
	But let me get back to you.
	What's this one?
	Oh, this is Soros.
	Wow.
	That's awesome.
	Yeah, that's great.
	You're very talented, David.
	Should you show his Instagram?
	David.
	Sure.
	BuzzClub.
	B-U-Z-Z-K-L-O-B-B.
	All right, that's enough free advertising.
	Robert Willis wants to talk about the babe Ruth of knockouts.
	He sent this a long-ass time ago, but he's very insistent.
	We pay attention to it.
	This happened in Austin.
	Old dude, quote-unquote, called the knockout as he threw his punch.
	This better not be some viral video I've already seen.
	I don't have...
	The old dude called the knight as threw his punch.
	Okay, let me see.
	Austin, let me see what I can find on my own.
	No, no, no, no.
	We don't have time for that shit.
	Come on, Ryan.
	Okay.
	This is from Craig watching The Hunt with Us, which was last night, right?
	Jesus, holy fuck, watching you guys watch The Hunt was infuriating.
	The fact that you thought the flashback with the main bad chick was the big-breasted blonde chick were the same person drove me up the wall.
	I'm reading this verbatim, so he's talking about how stupid we are as he writes this kind of language.
	I've drank so much, I was trying to pause the movie to tell you guys to fuck up and pay attention.
	Currently at the point where Big Mokers has arrived at the manor, I swear to fuck, guys, if you don't figure out everything by the end, I'm going to give each one of you the most dry and rough wank of your lives.
	Be fucking warned.
	That's more of a threat to me than to Ryan because I'm not circumcised.
	So if you were to really rip at my wiener in a wank, you could tear my fresnellum.
	With Ryan, he's just got a purple helmet.
	You could do whatever you want.
	You could do whatever you want.
	How are we doing?
	The calls piling up?
	We got some.
	This is from Sam, who sent a picture of last night's show and said, is Ryan that much shorter than Gavin?
	Ryan is five inches short.
	No, six inches shorter than me.
	Half a foot.
	That's not true at all.
	I'm 5'11.
	You're 5'5 ⁇ .
	I was lowering the camera.
	I know.
	What's not true about what I just said?
	I'm 5'5?
	Yeah.
	I guess I am.
	Wait.
	Is that a secret?
	Are you guys secretive about that kind of stuff?
	What do you mean, you guys?
	People in the tiny community.
	I'm not in the community of shorts.
	Thank you.
	Oh, this is a story we didn't get to.
	Then I meant to get to it.
	This is from Matt.
	Marvel were criticized for naming first non-binary characters Snowflake and Safe Space.
	This is kind of old news now, but it's amazing the story.
	So there's a whole new group of characters that Marvel have come out with.
	There's Snowflake and there's Safe Space, but there's also some adopted chick with a magic backpack.
	Oh, I don't think she's included in this email.
	She's really ugly.
	You got it up in there?
	Play the video.
	Is that not loading?
	There.
	So that is...
	The blue one is Snowflake, and the pink one is Safe Space.
	Safe Space.
	Wow.
	They look pretty binary to me.
	Like the one on the left is a female.
	Wait, they're getting shit for this?
	As a black, non-binary creator, this is extremely tone-deaf and ugly.
	Snowflake, safe space, are you dead ass?
	Hire black non-binary creators instead of cis white folks.
	Thanks.
	Shit, they're never happy, these radical lefties.
	All right, let's take some calls.
	That's another article.
	Let me see.
	Scottish Anchestrik.
	Hello?
	Yeah.
	How you doing?
	Good.
	How are you?
	I can't hear you guys too well.
	I'll just drop my question.
	The feedback is really bad.
	Is it echoing?
	What's that?
	Is it echoing?
	We got a new system up here.
	Yeah, you sound like you're in a hole.
	I can hear Ryan only, Polly.
	Oh, so I'm coming through Ryan's mic.
	Maybe.
	Can you fix that, Ryan?
	Yeah, I can hear Ryan.
	I can hear Ryan for sure.
	I can't hear Gavin at all.
	Okay, what's your question?
	What's your question?
	I was reading 33 Questions You Shouldn't Ask About American History by Thomas Wood.
	And I read in there about Scottish immigrants, the first pioneers that came down here to America.
	And when they came down here, it was common practice for them to bring some written, I guess, references or recommendations from the churches on their good character and their society and just, you know, just overall them being good people.
	And there was higher requisites for immigrants coming from Europe than there is now.
	And I just wondered if you had that in your family tree, Gavin, back in the day.
	If you know of your family back in the day, before you, a family from Scotland coming down here, if they dealt with any of that.
	Thank you, guys.
	Love the show.
	I want to fuck you with my heels on.
	Okay, wait.
	We need your address to send you meat.
	Oh, you're getting meat.
	Oh, shit.
	Cool.
	I'm getting Gavin's meat.
	Gavin's meat.
	You get my meat for free.
	Do you got his number, Ryan?
	Your number starts with 323, correct?
	Yes, sir.
	You're getting meat.
	Okay, we'll call you back and get your address and everything for the meat.
	Free from BubbaandHanks.com.
	Yeah, I'm the first generation immigrant here.
	We came to Canada in 1975 when I was five.
	But I do have relatives who came before us.
	I don't think they would be part of that social credit score.
	They would probably come in the 50s and 60s.
	You're probably going back to the previous century.
	And yeah, they should have done that.
	You know what's funny about Gangs of New York?
	Martin Scarcesi wrote that to say, look, you're hard on the Mexicans coming in.
	The Irish were not liked when they came in.
	And I'm watching the movie going, yeah, good.
	They were murderers.
	They had riots on the streets and chopped people's heads off.
	Look at that cat lady who had the claws who would jump on you and rip your face off.
	And they brought disease.
	All right, next call.
	How long are we going to be able to do this for?
	I don't know.
	A while.
	It's not interesting, though, for people just to see.
	And let's fix the mic.
	Let's see if it's fixed now.
	Don't you have a Skype button, Ryan?
	Yeah.
	And you've pushed it?
	Yes.
	Tony.
	Hi.
	Hi.
	I can hear Ryan really loud, and I can't hear Gavin at all.
	So I won the meat.
	I don't know if I'm on now.
	I won the meat before the Bubbin Hanks, and I want to say it was phenomenal, and it tasted like filet mignon, except with a great sirloin, with a great steak, the flavor of a sirloin, but the tenderness of a filet mignon.
	So it was really, really excellent, really wonderful.
	So I wanted to thank you guys and tell you how much I enjoyed that.
	All right.
	Thank you for calling.
	We'd like you more than a friend.
	Okay.
	I want to fuck you with my heels.
	No, no, don't do that.
	You could be talking to a 12-year-old or an 80-year-old.
	Next call.
	Let's power through these.
	Nick.
	Hey, first of all, I'd like to suck you with my sunglasses.
	Your guys' asserts came in the mail today, so I appreciate that.
	It fits really well.
	Very white, very Gavin and Ryan-y.
	Anyway, so I just wanted to talk about that Mikey video.
	I'm not sure if you guys watch Breaking Bad, but there's a scene.
	If you look up or just Google Tucker, Breaking Bad, it's like a minute and 37 second video.
	It's a pretty similar scenario where Jesse goes to the door and there's a guy yelling about Tucker.
	So anyway, just thought I'd let you guys know.
	I like you more than a friend.
	You can just, when people get their point across, just hang up on them.
	I think we're going to have to quit Skype, Brian.
	Oh, okay.
	Because this mic thing is not going to work.
	Let's start from the beginning.
	Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, where are you going?
	So they're selling, right?
	Maybe I'm looking to buy.
	Who the hell are you?
	Tucker!
	here to buy.
	Tucker, will you shut the door?
	Tucker!
	Name's Diesel.
	Tucker!
	Heard you maybe had someone to blue.
	Tucker, shut the door, Tucker!
	I just, uh, just looking for a team.
	Tucker!
	Yo, come on.
	Tucker!
	Help a brother out.
	Tucker, will you shut the damn door?
	We're gonna sell the strangers.
	Tucker!
	Get off the porch ass.
	Get off the porch already, Jesus.
	That's like it's an alternative version of that.
	Yeah, not really.
	We're cheese inside.
	What are we going to do about this problem?
	Let's see if the next caller can...
	I changed some of the input things.
	Okay.
	We had a karaoke.
	We had a karaoke machine at my Christmas party, and I come downstairs the next day.
	I usually pass out pretty early at those things, like midnight.
	One of our microphones is just destroyed.
	Damn.
	And I said to my wife, what happened there?
	And she said, oh, blankety blank was going like this, like Roger Daltry.
	Oh, no.
	They can't hear you.
	Oh, yeah.
	Everything you just said was off my.
	Well, when they spun it around, it smashed on the ground.
	By the way, these callers can't hear me.
	If this entire show has had trouble with my audio, I'm going to murder your entire family.
	No, well, that's understandable.
	So we're good with that, right?
	I hear you just fine.
	And the recording seems to be, because there's a monitor on there that shows me.
	But it just might be something with the routing here.
	All right, so this person asked, where's Gary blanketed like?
	Hello?
	Hello, can you hear me?
	Can you hear me?
	Yes.
	Yeah, I was wondering in the shelter in place, where is our friend Gary?
	Where is he sheltering in place at?
	No idea.
	I've heard a lot of homeless people are.
	And can you hear me okay?
	Yeah, it's a little bit distant, but I can hear you.
	So you're hearing me on Ryan's mic.
	I think that Gary is, I don't know.
	I've heard a lot of bums are worried about homeless shelters being places where they're more likely to get it, so they're avoiding them.
	Right.
	But you can't monitor these guys.
	Like, as someone who doesn't get the situation, you're like, why don't you go take them in and take them to this place and give them some food and stuff?
	That's not the way it works with these guys.
	They're on their own little thing.
	And we're nowhere near our old studio.
	We're in an undisclosed location at Ryan's apartment.
	But I don't think we're going to see that guy for a while.
	Another thing that sucks about all this is we can't do Larry's fights and we can't do Gary's mailbag.
	All right, thanks for coming.
	Let's quit Skype and start it up again.
	Right?
	Yeah.
	It's the only solution.
	In the past, it's the only thing that worked.
	So everyone who's listening right now just lost their place in line, correct?
	No.
	Oh, they retain it?
	Yeah.
	Skype is just the means in which we can communicate with them.
	We've got to figure out how to make this more fun.
	The calling.
	Because the show slows down drastically.
	Can we tell them to make an impromptu jingle for some of our sponsors?
	What the fuck has that got to do with it?
	Like, next caller, make a jingle for Bubba and Hank's meet.
	Yeah, that's a separate topic, okay?
	The topic that I'm talking about is, in this part of the show, it's only once a week, and it's important to talk to our subscribers and show them respect, but it features me going, like I've been tased.
	So we need something to fill that void.
	Visually.
	Visually, yes.
	Let's see you.
	Why don't you switch to the you cam?
	See you.
	See you, Jummy.
	See you.
	By the way, that first caller sounded like it could have been a teenage Mexican trying to tell me that I think I'm better than Mexicans.
	That's why I'm anti-immigration.
	And we were trash too.
	Like the Gangs in New York thing.
	I think that might have been his subtext.
	What about this?
	If you're a teenager, don't call a 50-year-old and try to outsmart him.
	No, this isn't interesting either.
	Jim, you want to talk about pets?
	Yeah, what's up, boys?
	Hey, man.
	How's this sound?
	Can you hear me okay?
	Yeah, no, you're still distant, buddy, but it's all right.
	I can just put the smooth and sexy voice around for now.
	That'll do.
	But I just go to working for a real estate firm, and we have to deal with these emotional support animal people.
	And dude, it's just getting out of hand with it, man.
	Like, these people pass off anything as a pet.
	Like, there's this person who tried to pass a snake off as a emotional support animal.
	What kind of emotional support do you get from a fucking snake?
	I mean, is that just me, or is that like, am I crazy?
	Well, they've changed the definition.
	Like, emotional support now just means anything that makes me happy.
	Beer is an emotional support animal at that point.
	And you wouldn't have a snake if it didn't make you feel better.
	Right.
	It's supposed to be...
	But in Virginia.
	If you can pass off as an emotional support animal, you don't have to put any deposit down.
	So any damage that that dog or whatever does, you don't get, you can't charge the tenant for it.
	You got to pay for it out of pocket.
	Because they're handicapped.
	Yeah.
	Oh, now I can hear you.
	Cool.
	Oh, you can hear me now?
	I did my thing.
	You're coming in loud and clear.
	Oh, Ryan's almost figured out how to do his job in this brand new studio.
	Yeah, I mean, and you go on airplanes, too, and just hear these dogs yapping and like getting.
	I thought they were going to end the airplane shit.
	I thought that was done.
	When you get a flight now, pre-pandemic, of course, it looks exactly like you're going to the park.
	I mean, it's got to be up to one in five groups have a fucking dog.
	And it's not a seeing eye dog.
	This has to end soon.
	I don't want to see your fucking animals on my plane.
	And it's ridiculous.
	I mean, I don't know what happens to these people when they die.
	That just doesn't mean, like, I live on a farm, so I lose animals all the time.
	And I don't fucking have to have a funeral for them or anything.
	But I don't know what happens to these moms who have 50,000 cats.
	Anyway, I just wanted to talk about that.
	Yeah.
	Thanks for the heads up.
	This has to come to a close soon, though.
	This cannot go on.
	Fucking emotional support snakes.
	And these people are just doing it because they can.
	It goes back to the cops and the ex-cons.
	Like, if you talk to them, they won't say, yeah, I thank God I have that, or I have a nervous break.
	And they go, oh, yeah, there's this weird loophole where you get this thing, and you can get it online.
	You can get this emotional support thing online.
	You just fill out a form.
	You pay them like 20 bucks.
	You save tons of money.
	They're laughing at us.
	It's the same with these fucking free lunches at school.
	I remember my kids, when they would go to public school in Brooklyn, I almost said my mom, their mom, my wife, would say, do you guys want to do a school lunch or lunch?
	And they'd go, school lunch.
	It wasn't like, I'm starving.
	It was, let's have pizza today.
	So it's just an accoutrement at this point.
	We're no longer about necessity.
	It's just about variety.
	Nice.
	We got, and by the way, those guys that raised those big cats on the Tiger King, they'll just shoot a tiger when it's too old and they can't make the money.
	Thanks.
	So you can...
	Way to...
	Oh, no, everybody knows that.
	Sim bunker.
	Gentlemen.
	Yo.
	From the bunker is fantastic.
	Oh, good.
	We were getting some mixed reviews.
	Some people liked it, some people hated it.
	I loved it.
	I mean, these are movies that I never would have watched, but it's kind of like I've seen them.
	Yeah.
	Should we do the sound off in the future?
	I'm sorry.
	What?
	Should we do the sound off, like with hustlers?
	Or should we leave the sound on?
	The sound on was actually worse.
	With the sound off and you guys just kind of, you know, doing your thing, it was fantastic.
	All right, maybe the next one will be a sound off.
	Because it's not like you needed to hear what the fuck they were saying in cats.
	You're you guys going to do cats?
	We did it.
	Did you not watch the last one?
	We did it.
	I'm sorry, guys.
	My thing is, where's Larry?
	I hope he's well.
	Larry's fine.
	I don't know.
	I haven't talked to Larry at all.
	He also might be broke.
	I think he was getting paid, you know, a dividend for being at the gym.
	And I don't know if he's making any money now.
	I feel that way about all my bartenders, too.
	Like, aren't they broke?
	These guys don't save $20,000.
	How much money does a bartending pay?
	I had the same thought, you know, actually throughout the week is like these people, you know, like people who live off tips.
	It's like, you know, I hope they're all right, you know?
	Well, you've got to be pretty far along in your life to not live check to check.
	It's usually 35.
	Yeah.
	You're absolutely right, but I mean, sometimes, unfortunately, it's not that way.
	Let me ask you this.
	I just have this thought.
	The sweatshirt that Larry wears and that you have from the boxing club, would you ever consider selling those on the site?
	Yeah, of course.
	It's a great idea.
	Champs boxing champ.
	That could gain him revenue, too, in this time to support them.
	Yeah, let's do it.
	That's a great idea.
	We'll do a Larry.
	We could make it a Larry-specific shirt, too.
	Or maybe just Champs.
	That would be hot.
	Anyway, gentlemen, thank you so much.
	All right, thanks for calling.
	That guy cheated, by the way.
	He called to say something.
	Then he's not a big enough fan to know that we did cats.
	And then he thought, while I'm here, why don't I shoot the shit?
	That's a really good idea.
	I didn't know it's pretty sweet.
	I'd have to give money to champs, the gym.
	We got Vicky talking about the secret to Merit.
	Hold on, wait.
	It's not taking the call.
	Hey, what's up, Gavin?
	Love you guys.
	I just wanted to ask the question of, you know, I loved watching you, you know, just talk with your wife during the last episode.
	I just wanted to, I had the question on my mind.
	I was like, you know, I see a lot of celebrities just lose their marriage, lose their wife, just not understand what is the secret to a real marriage.
	So I just wanted to see what you would think is the number one secret to establishing a healthy and just stable marriage for your entire life.
	Because, I mean, obviously you have that.
	Quit porn, first and foremost.
	Stop beating off.
	Secondly, make babies.
	There's no sense in being married if you don't have babies.
	Thirdly, when you have babies, pay attention to them.
	You know, you don't seduce your wife by having a six-pack or drinking a six-pack.
	You seduce your wife by being a great father, taking the load off of her hands.
	I've been in my wife's good books this whole week because we were doing that movie shit at night, so I was with the kids all day, and that, you know, that diluted the social equation for her and made her really happy.
	And, of course, I love being around my kids, so that helps.
	And that's the one thing we both have in common.
	It's like we're both on the Mets.
	So I focus on the team and getting home runs.
	I don't really, it's not like, like, say you're Noah Syndergaard and Jacob DeGrom.
	If you want to keep Noah Syndergaard happy, you be a good Mets player, and the team does well, rather than focus on her.
	I would also say, and I got this from Naomi Schaefer Riley, she said, your spouse doesn't have to be your soulmate.
	You guys don't have to become Batman and Robin, this inseparable duo like Dr. Doolittle and Lily Doolittle movie I saw last night with the kids, which fucking sucks.
	But you don't have to be, she's just a companion.
	If you want to talk about cars and you want to talk about boxing or something, you have your male friends to talk about that with.
	Or you can do it online and fucking go on a chat or something.
	She doesn't have to be there to agree with you on every political belief, every interest you have.
	You guys don't have to have the same interests.
	And you have enough in common with kids.
	And my final piece of advice for keeping a good marriage is always treat the marriage like you're courting.
	You're still on your first date.
	Don't shit with the door open.
	Don't fart around her.
	Don't like ask her to put on your preparation age cream with your legs behind.
	Don't have her look at a hemorrhoid.
	Have separate bathrooms.
	Don't ever smell her shit.
	Convince yourself she doesn't shit and make sure that remains true.
	And even if she's dressing up in lingerie and stuff, make sure she does that in a different room.
	You don't even want to see her putting on the lingerie because you want to maintain this sense of like she's a different person.
	It's almost like this sense of like separateness, right?
	I mean, like you always want to feel almost like there's a sense of mystery.
	Yeah.
	I mean, it's a problem with cops and firemen and military guys where they're away too much.
	And some guys on business who travel too much for business, that can lead to infidelity if your wife's not reliable.
	But you definitely want to have some distance.
	Now, you don't want to have distance where you're leaving her with the kids every night and she's exhausted, but you want to be able to have your own life, your own interests, your own hobbies.
	Go hunting and stuff.
	Go on fishing trips with your friends.
	But don't get into the Chuck Zito problem where he was so into being a hell's angel and hanging at the clubhouse that he didn't see his wife or his kid and his marriage fell apart.
	It's a delicate balance, but just don't, she's not your mummy, you know?
	Like, don't cry into her arms.
	If you're going to cry, go to the bathroom and lock the door.
	Gotcha.
	Thanks for calling, buddy.
	All right.
	We got screen, auto screen failed.
	Ooh, mysterious.
	Hey, Noah.
	Hey, guys.
	What's up?
	What's up, dudes?
	So I noticed this week on Gary's mailbag that when Gavin wasn't there, that Gary really lets his guard down.
	I don't know what it is, but he was on fire.
	I mean, he had Ryan making him coffee, talking about his cars, dogs, everything.
	He was all over the place.
	I don't know what it is.
	Either Gavin intimidates him or he's in love with Ryan or something.
	Can't figure it out.
	Well, I'm the guy that pays.
	Hey, did you pay him, by the way?
	I did.
	I'm the guy that pays him.
	So I represent the alpha in our relationship.
	I mean, Gary's in mine.
	And I'm older and more like a dad figure.
	I think he wants to fuck Ryan.
	So when I'm not around, there's no competition.
	He clams up when you're in the room, dude.
	You intimidate him a little bit.
	I noticed that he was just free-flowing.
	He smoked a cigarette in the studio.
	Did you know that, Gavin?
	He said he wouldn't mind, right?
	He's like, no, Gav wouldn't mind.
	I like the coronavirus part where he's going.
	Yeah, he licks his fucking mug.
	Oh, it's so funny.
	It was a great, I think it was one of his best.
	Yeah, he was comfy is why, but he's also going to be more comfy with Gavin or without Gavin in the thing.
	I think he's actually just finding his name.
	No, Ryan, it's because I wasn't here.
	Don't try to get out of working with me.
	No, I like you being here.
	No.
	I like you being here.
	No, thank you.
	No, no, you should be here, though.
	It's the best show.
	You want the best show possible, and that's you alone with Gary.
	Alone.
	Damn it.
	I tried to get it.
	And I missed Miles.
	All right.
	Thanks, buddy.
	Thanks for calling.
	He misses Miles.
	Oh, really?
	He just said it.
	I still don't know if Miles is funny.
	Why not throw Miles in there?
	Just call him up and have him on the show every now and then.
	I had a contract with Ezra that said I'll only do him on Rebel, but then we stopped doing Rebel, so I'm sure I get him back.
	Mikey Reba.
	Hey, guys, I just wanted to clarify real quick.
	Go ahead.
	Are you the winner of the world?
	The Mexican teenager that called in earlier.
	Yes, I wasn't putting Gavin's people down or anybody.
	What I was saying is there was a higher standard for coming in with immigration in that time than there is now.
	That's what I was saying.
	Okay, I got you.
	You don't get two calls.
	Enjoy the meat, though.
	You know, I always crumple up my cans like this before I put them in the garbage.
	Yeah.
	I recycle.
	And sometimes, well, I have to recycle some or I get a fine.
	But I'll make them this big.
	Does that really making a difference?
	I don't think so.
	I'm not talking about the environment at all.
	I'm talking about taking out the garbage less.
	So if I crumple it up, it's here.
	If I don't, it's here.
	So, like, over the course of one year, maybe that's one extra trip from the garbage, kitchen garbage, to the dumpster outside?
	Sorted this thing out, so I really didn't have a girlfriend that whole period of time.
	I didn't really start dating good and being good at it, if you will.
	That was a sloppy drop.
	Dating good.
	I didn't start dating good.
	When did you start dating good?
	Oh, dating good.
	Well, I started dating when I was 18, but dating good.
	When I would like show up with chocolates and flowers and we go for dinner and I would be funny with the somalier.
	Can you get me a beer?
	Yes.
	Matt.
	Flip-flop?
	Go ahead, you bastard.
	It's funny how you wear, I'll put on a black shirt and I'll be like, why don't I wear black more?
	I'm going to become like the black guy, like Johnny Cash.
	I always wear black.
	Inevitably, this happens once a month.
	And then I look down and I see that my beard dandruff is totally covered.
	It looks just like you've been covered in confectionery.
	Confectionery.
	It looks like a baker who's been eating.
	And I realize, oh, yeah, that's why I don't wear black.
	Looks like I've been making dosy dudes.
	I've been covered in dead skin.
	Dead skin?
	What's up, dude?
	Are you there?
	Hello?
	Oh, yes.
	About From the Bunker.
	Love it.
	Great.
	Have you guys It's a great idea, sir.
	Finally, a suggestion that doesn't make me mad.
	Yeah, we should start doing TV.
	Definitely Tiger.
	Our mentality with this thing for the pandemic was people are watching way more TV.
	We don't want to lose subscribers because people are broke.
	But we also want to get...
	But anyway, we thought we would reward the new subscriptions with making sure there's tons and tons of content.
	So if you watch my 600-pound life, what is that?
	Like 30 minutes?
	40 minutes?
	Especially when you're fast-forwarding through commercials.
	So we wanted to give someone, our longest shows of the season, two hours, over two hours.
	It's like two hours and 20 minutes, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
	This is two hours.
	So we're usually closer to an hour, but we're giving you extra content.
	That's the beauty of a movie.
	It's a long ass time.
	Maybe when 600 Pound Life does a feature film, we can do that.
	Or we could do a 600 Pound Life and a 90-day fiancé, or something like that.
	Yeah, yeah.
	That was it.
	That was it for me.
	Thank you.
	Thanks for calling.
	Peace.
	Ryan just pissed in a cup.
	Yes, I did.
	It's disgusting.
	We got met.
	I don't want to leave the battle station.
	You can't not piss.
	Can you change this background, please?
	Yes.
	I know that religion is one of the oldest symboss and I would love to hear you more do more in-depth on the religiousness of the left, particularly how we've just thrown religion in the garbage, but the modules are still hardwired in our brains.
	So you see a lot of behaviors, things like, you know, just follow the leader.
	Come to us if you have any questions.
	You know, if you want to be an ally, it's a practice.
	It's not a destination.
	It's something that you have to do every day.
	I feel like Hitchens actually would have been on our side if he was still alive today.
	There's just all these religious tropes that you see, like the suppression of sexuality.
	You might even think that, you know, that they're more liberal about that, but it's actually the suppression of the straight man's libido is another theme that you noticed.
	And I would just love to hear you explore that more.
	That's a great one.
	Yeah, I've done a few videos about this.
	I called them the New Puritans, and thanks for calling, by the way.
	And it is definitely, it's religious in that there's blasphemy.
	So there's certain things you can say that just set them off.
	And they don't want to talk about it.
	That's another thing.
	Religious people have faith.
	So I'm happy to have the odd debate about religion, but it's not really interesting to me to sit down and discuss with an atheist why God exists again and again and again.
	You're not going to change my mind because I have faith in God.
	And the way these liberals act is exactly the same way.
	Like, you'll talk about Hillary, you'll talk about all the mysterious deaths, you'll talk about Bill Clinton's infidelity, you'll talk about the rapes that are a fact, and they'll just go, well, what about Trump or something?
	And you realize, I'm not going to save you.
	I was actually talking to Jim Goad today about this, and he said, I'm done talking to these people.
	Like, what are you going to do?
	Change their mind?
	I think all people like me and Jim can do is just keep saying what we're saying to the people that are inspired by it and hope that it enriches their lives.
	But as far as like changing the enemy's mind, I think it's time to give up.
	And when I started this site, free speech.tv, it was like, let's get a left and a right in the same room and they can reconcile their differences.
	It didn't work.
	It cost me a fucking fortune.
	Like maybe $150 to $200,000.
	And that's probably way too much, but $100,000.
	And didn't work.
	No, no.
	$200,000.
	No, $200,000 wasn't a crazy number, actually.
	I almost drank my own piss.
	We have crushing cans is a bad idea.
	Hey there, Gav and Rye.
	Just want to let you know, at least in California here, you're not supposed to crush the cans because they manually separate them at the recycling facilities.
	So it actually is a waste of time to crush the cans.
	Love you.
	Thanks for calling.
	Ryan just broke his monitor because he had to go dump his piss out because Asians can't drink and they certainly can't drink at work.
	What the fuck are you doing?
	I'm trying to throw my piss out.
	Why?
	I almost drank it.
	I will say, yeah, I'm sure in California there's rules for crushed cans, and I know if you want to recycle them, you're supposed to push them through the thing, but we don't have those rules where I am.
	And I will say, in my basement, I crush all the cans with my foot, and in the basement, bathroom garbage, same as my salon, I've got like 20 cans in there, and we're only maybe halfway up the garbage.
	That's a little bathroom garbage.
	Now, it feels like lead when you pick it up, but I think when it comes to a kitchen garbage or the garbage we have at the studio in New York, where it's a big contractor bag, it doesn't matter.
	But as far as little garbages, I think I'm going to continue crushing.
	My dad is so cheap, he loves taking the cans to the machine.
	You push them in.
	And I used to just crush them in his face because that was five cents down the bloody drain.
	And he go, stop, stop, stop, what are you doing?
	And I go, oops.
	And he goes, for fuck's sakes, that's money.
	I kind of use that now.
	Yeah, you could have spent an hour and a dollar in gas driving down to the grocery store and putting in nickels until you made two bucks.
	Bolt.
	And thanking them for the contest and cup song.
	Oh, yeah.
	So first of all, let me fuck you with Coronas.
	I love you guys.
	Second, the China show was very, very well done, and a lot of people don't know that.
	So I want to thank you for doing it.
	And my wife is, she sits in the other room and listens to me watch the show, but she kind of refuses to watch you.
	And she comments from the other room.
	So I'd like to send you an email where you could say something to her in the other room, and it would be hysterical because she loves you.
	She just doesn't want to admit it.
	Is she Asian?
	No, no, no.
	She's not.
	She's just normal white chick from a big city.
	But we live out in the country now and like the middle of nowhere, which is great because I've been socially, what is it, distancing for years.
	Right.
	Not different.
	Dude, wait, wait, wait.
	Before you hang up, you have to see the color from outer space.
	I'm writing it down.
	The color from outer space.
	Color of outer space?
	Color out of space.
	Color outer space.
	Are you sure?
	Yep.
	Color out of space or outer space?
	Color out of space.
	Color out of space.
	Yeah, that's it.
	Nicholas Cage.
	It's a new movie.
	This urban couple live, not urban black, but urban like lived in the city.
	They live out in the middle of nowhere and weird shit starts happening.
	It's a perfect coronavirus retreat film.
	Done.
	Will do.
	And I love you guys.
	You nailed it with China.
	Thank you so much.
	Keep it.
	And I know it's hard to make content right now, so I really respect what you're doing, and I mean that.
	You got a lot of fans, man.
	Yo, keep going.
	Thanks, buddy.
	China is a S.O. China is an S-O.
	Okay, we got speech pathology.
	Is that right?
	Douglas, you're on.
	No, hey, it's about fat people.
	Okay.
	But anyway, so my girlfriend, she's an ICU nurse.
	She's not a huge fan of you, but she listens in the background.
	But yeah, doing that 600-pound life, reviewing those shows would be awesome.
	Very entertaining.
	Isn't it interesting how disgusted by people?
	Isn't it interesting how they always have a shitty attitude?
	Like at least junkies, at least junkies are like, yeah, I'm sorry, man.
	I'm sorry.
	I just was trying to get over there, and then I got sick, and I started scratching this thing.
	But if you could help me out.
	But Fat People like, careful.
	Ow!
	Watch it!
	Where are my fries?
	I don't get it.
	It's hilarious.
	She told me that she's gotten people so large that they have to go to the county zoo to get MRIs done.
	The PT scans, yeah.
	The fucking zoo.
	Can you imagine that?
	I think that's a diet enough.
	I mean, I want to be a Christian and I want to value all human life, but so much of your brain when you watch that show is just fucking die.
	Just die.
	What are you doing?
	Just stop wasting time.
	Absolutely.
	It's disgusting.
	Anyways, yeah, Gavin, definitely a good idea.
	Review it.
	I want to fucking do it.
	We're in.
	We're in.
	My wife was telling me about this one episode, and thanks for calling, about two brothers that are real dicks.
	I sent you a meme, actually, Ryan, where some guy, maybe I did, yeah.
	Doctor Now apparently will send you home if you show up.
	Yeah, look at this one.
	Now, this is not fake.
	Steve, wait, hold on.
	Let me work on my Doctor Now.
	I'm done in a while.
	Excuse me, what are you doing?
	Steve, I told you, don't come.
	Why are you calling and abusing the system?
	Take him back.
	Look at those feet.
	Go back.
	What the fuck?
	Wait, one foot?
	One foot is not...
	What's going on here?
	The top is so...
	You're scrambled as well as fat.
	Your feet are scrambled.
	You have two left feet.
	You can come.
	I want you to lose 600 pounds, get down to 580, and make sure your feet are straight.
	So your left foot is a left foot, and your right foot is a right foot.
	Do you think they smell bad?
	Oh, my God.
	Yeah, that was the funniest thing Milo ever said.
	He goes, there's nothing more disgusting than a severely obese person who doesn't smell bad.
	Because he goes, that means someone is washing his folds.
	Holy shit.
	We got Vince talking about his trans cous.
	Trans cous.
	Yo.
	Yo, trans cuz.
	All right.
	So my uncle is in the military for, I don't know, his whole career.
	Got all the way up till the rank before, like, he was brigadier general.
	And on Father's Day.
	Hello?
	How many kids does he have?
	He's got two.
	He's got a boy and a girl.
	What age?
	What, 21 and 17.
	Okay, so at least they're sort of adults at this point.
	Yeah, but mind you, this started with the girl.
	This started when she was 17?
	Yeah, 17.
	So anyways, I guess on Father's Day in 2015, my cousin walks into the room and just hands him a note and then walks out.
	And it says, like, oh, you know, I'm a boy, blah, blah, blah, all that shit.
	This is Father's Day.
	Like, great, great gift.
	Anyways.
	Wait a minute.
	Let me interrupt you here.
	I'm confused.
	Who is the trans person?
	The dad or one of the kids?
	The kid, the daughter, the girl.
	Oh, for fuck's sakes.
	And Gavin, just wait, buddy.
	That's only half the story here.
	And anyways, Sat's born a couple years.
	You know, he's dealing with that.
	He's been in fucking psychology, all that shit, just figuring out how to deal with that.
	And his son, his son also chose, oh, I'm a girl now.
	So I guess if you look on the bright side, he's still got a fucking son and a daughter.
	Wow.
	What a coincidence, huh?
	What a coincidence that they.
	Oh, mind you.
	Mind you, this was just after Caitlin Jenner got the ESPN Woman of the Year Award.
	Literally like a week after.
	You know what?
	This started with blacks.
	This started with being a visible minority, being the coolest thing you can be.
	We had wiggers in the 90s with rap.
	They all wanted to be black because it's cool to be black.
	And then everyone, white people realized, I can't be black.
	And I guess I could be gay, but I don't want to suck a dick or I don't want to eat a pussy.
	I know.
	I'll just be like a complicated kind of a gender.
	Now I'm no longer a boring white person.
	And Canadians are the worst for this because they're, I remember as a kid in Canada, they're like, what are you?
	Oh, I'm Irish.
	And, you know, you have the Irish flag in your room or whatever.
	You're never Canadian.
	You're always rooting for the World Cup team where your great-great-grandfather is from.
	So there's something about white people where they just find themselves so plain, they got to mix it up somehow.
	Yeah.
	They got to throw spice on there or something to feel part of the mix.
	I don't know what it is, but it's fucked up.
	But anyways, I mean, the guy was going to become a general, and he retired.
	He retired early.
	He just said, fuck it, I can't deal with this.
	My kids, I've pretty much lost my kids.
	But yeah, anyways.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling, man.
	Like you more than a friend.
	And the scary thing about that, too, is, all right, I get it.
	You're going through a phase.
	I remember we used to call them lugs in college, lesbians until graduation.
	And they were like, I'm a lesbian, I'm bi.
	Like, yeah, because you're wasted all the time and every chick around you is super hot.
	You just suck her tits or something and then have a Threesome, I get it.
	You're not a lesbian, you're not wearing overalls, you know?
	But it's when they do permanent stuff, like cut their tits off.
	Like, I saw Gigi Gorgeous's friend just had her tits removed, and she was all proud of it.
	Yay!
	And they take hormones, and then, God forbid, a fucking sex change, like for Jazz Jennings.
	I mean, that is just outrageous.
	But we're taking a phase and we're making it permanent.
	It's like when I was young, we would get tattoos as punk rockers, and it was a stupid thing to do.
	And now I look ridiculous.
	I feel like a clown at the water park with my backpiece of Chunky Jack and Fidel Castro being eaten by a giant Curtis Mantronic robot jellyfish with a skullhead.
	But that's nothing compared to what we're doing today.
	Altering your genitalia forever?
	And, you know, you're infertile when you take these hormones.
	So if a woman takes testosterone throughout puberty, she'll never have kids.
	And that is the real tragedy.
	We got six minutes left.
	Okay, we got Noah Daly own Portugal Oregon liberal.
	That'll be wrong.
	What's up?
	Hey, man.
	Hey, so two things really quick.
	I love the first way, or the first thing, how I came to meet you is YouTube.
	The 10 things I hate about the boomers.
	That was awesome.
	Oh, yeah.
	Thank you for that.
	But also, the second thing, so I live in Portland, Oregon.
	And quarantine crazy.
	I live with a fuck ton of liberals, dude.
	And it is insane.
	I work with them.
	I'm a server.
	So basically, I get my tips, you know, from these people.
	And, you know, I'm a hardcore conservative, but it's very, it's hard taking orders from a fucking Zber who doesn't, who's growing a mustache, but has tips.
	And I still need to add cordial through my job.
	You know what I'm saying?
	It's kind of crazy.
	It sounds funny, though.
	It's really funny.
	It's hard to not laugh at their face.
	You got Mrs. Doubtfire telling you to go move something over there.
	And I like how they're all convinced that they don't look ridiculous.
	They are so convinced they don't look ridiculous.
	Dude, I said, sir, once, and I thought it was legit, sir.
	I said, hello, because I'm respectful.
	Say, hello, sir.
	How you doing?
	Can I get your order, sir?
	He literally stood up, walked to my manager, pointed at me, made a whole fuss about it.
	My manager kind of pulled me inside and said, because, you know, he's a Mexican immigrant.
	He's like, yo, don't say sir again, but go take the order.
	He didn't give a shit because he's still trying to make the money.
	And then I had to go back to the table with a serious face.
	Like, I didn't get told, yeah, fuck them.
	You know, it's kind of crazy.
	Yeah, and I was so surprised that Fred Armason got away with Portlandia.
	Did they have a sense of humor?
	I know the woman's bookstore where they were both sort of feminists, they eventually said, wait, what the fuck is going on?
	You're making fun of us.
	And that was the end of that.
	They didn't get it at first, though.
	They didn't understand because their phone was so fucking retarded.
	They don't get it.
	I don't know how you can survive there, man.
	It must be insane.
	All right.
	Give me a, all right.
	What would be the best piece of eggs?
	So I'm going for computer science.
	I'm going for a software engineering degree.
	I want to get out.
	I do want to get to New York.
	You think that's a good, if I'm going for software engineering?
	You think New York City is a good place to be?
	No.
	The beauty of software engineering is you can go anywhere.
	New York is brutal.
	New York is for the rich and the young.
	If you're not one of those, then don't bother.
	Okay, Gavin, where would you recommend?
	Okay, so I'm young 20s.
	I have my lady.
	I'm in love.
	I love arms.
	I'm software engineering.
	Where would you go?
	Where would you recommend to be?
	No, no, Trump.
	Don't trust China.
	China is asshole.
	Yeah, don't go to China.
	I don't know, man.
	San Francisco, the nearest San Francisco?
	I don't know.
	Fuck that.
	I thought software programming going Texas or what do you like?
	I don't know.
	I'll talk about Texas or maybe like I don't know.
	Texas is like the only thing I think.
	I don't know.
	Austin's fun, but it's pretty left-wing.
	But the problem with anywhere that far south is the fucking heat.
	I don't know, dude.
	Thanks for calling.
	Figure it out.
	Go wherever your girlfriend wants to go.
	That's right.
	Let's see.
	If you're in computer programming, I mean, because you can go anywhere.
	Look at this amateur comedy set we accidentally built.
	Tone?
	Hi, advice for that young man of where to go.
	Okay, you got advice?
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Oh, I got on fast.
	The young man who was doing the computers, he should go to Pittsburgh.
	Pittsburgh is an amazing town with a lot of, well, it was all blue collar.
	It's a beautiful city, and it's a highly technical town.
	And it's a wonderful, wonderful place.
	That's the best advice.
	And it's a very reasonable cost of living.
	Wow.
	I've never heard that before.
	People rarely talk about Pittsburgh.
	Everybody from Pittsburgh loves Pittsburgh because it's such a wonderful place.
	And it was all steel mills.
	And they had this Steeler culture, which kept the city together.
	It would have ended up like Detroit.
	And now it's a medical center and universities, but they have major computers.
	It's a really computer.
	Wait a minute, you think the football team, the Pittsburgh Steelers, are the reason that Pittsburgh didn't turn into Detroit?
	Absolutely.
	Absolutely.
	So obviously I'm from Pittsburgh, and I grew across from a place called Ambridge, which made more steel than all of Europe and the whole world.
	And they made all kinds of the duck boats in World War II.
	So that closed down in the 70s.
	And I lived right across from the steel mill and right by railroad tracks.
	So in the 70s was when the Steelers were at their height.
	And if you go to Pittsburgh, it's tribal.
	And it was such good tea.
	It was such a happy time.
	Even though they were losing their one industry was dying.
	At the same time, there was just nothing but Pittsburgh pride.
	And everybody, nobody left Pittsburgh.
	Everybody stayed there because of the love.
	And then there was the one year that the Steelers won and the Pirates won the World Series.
	So it was insanely happy.
	It was an insanely happy time.
	Nobody moved to Florida.
	Nobody left.
	Everybody stayed there.
	And then you had this new blood, a new infusion of money with Carnegie Mellon and the technical and the whole government contracts for computers and everything.
	And this new lifeblood came into it.
	And it's such a wonderful, wonderful place.
	And it's just, there's no racial, there were never any racial tensions because there wasn't this disparaging thing between whites and blacks because everybody was blue collar.
	And then it's just, it's just a wonderful place.
	And so I suggest anybody going into tech to go to Pittsburgh.
	And you can buy a home, like you can buy a home for $100,000.
	And it'll be a nice home.
	It'll be a brick home.
	And people are friendly.
	I go back there and I can breathe.
	They're so friendly.
	Why do you say you go back there?
	Did you leave?
	Oh, yeah.
	I live in Connecticut, but I go back every year.
	Why'd you move to Connecticut?
	My husband.
	My husband.
	My husband's here, so that's why we're here.
	But I feel like I'm Pittsburgh through and through.
	I have one last super gay, embarrassing question.
	Is there like a hipster kind of artsy scene there?
	There's everything.
	It's a very ethnic town.
	It's just a great ethnic area.
	There was Polish Hill, and there's just, and I think in the town that I grew up in, there was about 20 different nationalities.
	I mean, there's just everything.
	And they were all immigrants.
	Yeah, I meant sort of like punky type bars.
	Because I like bars that are kind of punky.
	I was never into that, so I'm probably the wrong person to ask.
	That's a selfish question.
	I know that they're because of the because of the universities, there's a lot of smart people there.
	So there's just all kinds of just an amazing, it's just an amazing city.
	So I recommend that to anybody.
	And it's also very just good people.
	So I'm so glad I got that in for this young man.
	So he should look into Pittsburgh.
	Yeah, just at least visit it and check it out.
	Well, thank you.
	That's a beautiful call to end the show on.
	Very inspiring.
	Thanks for calling.

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