Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E131 - ANIMALS ARE LOSERS [2020-03-02 - S02E131 - ANIMALS ARE LOSERS]

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S02E131 - ANIMALS ARE LOSERS [2020-03-02 - S02E131 - ANIMALS ARE LOSERS]

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	I was from New York.
	Get off my wand with Kevin McKinnon.
	Oh, silly me.
	That's just me.
	I proceeded to brush some strangers' teeth, but they were my teeth.
	and I was waiting.
	Ugh.
	Ugh.
	I proceeded to bust some strangers' teeth, but they were my teeth.
	That guy's from Philly.
	Used to be in the band The War on Drugs, Kurt Vile.
	Truly blue-collar performer.
	I like those guys better.
	I don't know why.
	Today we've got a vicious attack on David Attenborough, the aristocrat who narrates the Our Planet thing, and an even more vicious attack on these things.
	Animals.
	Now, if you are going to buy a teddy bear, I would recommend the Deplora Bear teddy bear.
	But I still think bears are fucking losers.
	Like black bears eating the garbage.
	They just, they go through dumpsters.
	They have a horrible life.
	And then they have to hibernate for, what, four months of the year?
	And this is, I guess, a brown bear.
	And they're like black bears, but much more vicious.
	Constantly scrounging for food before they hibernate too, just trying to get some weight on so they don't starve to death during their infinite nap.
	Anyway, that's fun.
	We're back from CPAC.
	We got some new news on CPAC.
	Of course, we'll do the mailbag.
	Here's the news today.
	We got Bloomberg getting the backs of blacks because of his snap attacks with the flack that he got from his Stop and Frack.
	Stop and Frisk.
	Sorry, but Stop and Frisk was a very effective tool in crime-ridden New York City.
	But now that we've forgotten about that, now that all the crime is down, we can afford to whine about it.
	It's sort of like CCTV cameras.
	We were all against those, Big Brother.
	And then they started catching guys who punch old ladies in the face and rape people.
	And then we went, and we were able to track them with the CCTV.
	Then we stopped talking with CCTV so much.
	I put my back out today, boxing, but not boxing, skipping rope.
	I'm just sitting there skipping and then, oh, I felt like this hole in my, just below my right shoulder blade.
	And it felt like someone had stuck a big pole up me and was like, do one of you assholes have a voodoo doll of me?
	And did you poke it in me around 9 a.m. this morning?
	Because that hurt.
	But it wasn't a sharp pain, like a bullet.
	It was like a, like knock the window to you kind of a pain.
	Anything to say there, Ryan?
	What?
	Manhattan woman has coronavirus.
	I don't have the care virus, unfortunately, so I don't give a shit about coronavirus.
	Who cares?
	Look at all these New Yorkers.
	The worst thing that coronavirus has done so far is kill Trump's winning spree in the stock market with the Dow.
	That's the only thing I give a shit about.
	Bunch of Chinese people died.
	Don't give a shit.
	And as far as you go, you're fine.
	If you're watching this show, you're likely not a 70-year-old man with diabetes.
	So don't worry about it.
	Your immune system will be fine.
	Do you eat ass?
	Do you drink rotten corn called bourbon?
	Are you hungover sometimes?
	Well, then you're fine.
	By the way, speaking of China, I didn't know if I was going to get to this, but I'd rather jump to it today.
	Remember, we got that letter from an Australian viewer, this is 2-3, where he said, yeah, we're such cucks when it comes to China that we can't name a pool Mac Horton because Mac Horton had accused, you should usually scroll down when you show these articles, Mac Horton accused Sun Yang, both Olympic swimmers, of doping.
	And that made China mad.
	Look, there he is, refusing to stand next to him, and that pissing off Sun Yang.
	So that's insulting to China, right?
	So fuck Mac Horton for not being respectful to Sun Yang, and fuck him for accusing Sun of doping.
	Well, what if he's right?
	Now, 2-2, we just discover that, yeah, Sun Yang was.
	And by the way, when you're banned for eight years from Olympic swimming, that's it.
	You're done.
	So they ended his career because he was caught cheating.
	So this is more hate facts.
	You can't call a cheater a cheater because that hurts the country of China.
	Fuck you, China.
	I don't care about your stupid virus, and I see it as zero threat to America or my way of life.
	All right, so CPAC, we just got back.
	There's been some new news since then.
	But before we get to that, I want to talk about traveling with Ryan Katsu Rivera and the things that come out of his fucking mouth.
	I've started a note thing here on my phone, and the note is called Ryan's Idiocy.
	Right.
	Some of these made me laugh as if I didn't do them.
	All right.
	Number one, we're going from our crappy hotel to the Gaylord Convention Center where Ryan was born, and it's about 12 bucks to get there, right?
	And I go, oh, crap, we forgot our passes.
	Shit.
	And I go, you're going to have to go back and get them.
	And he goes, well, actually, they said at the front that if you lose your pass, to get a new One is 50 bucks.
	Okay.
	So there's two of us.
	So to go get two new passes is 50 plus 50.
	That's $100.
	To go back to the hotel $12 and come back here is $24.
	$100 is more than $24.
	And the crazy part about it is you said it more than once.
	I think you were just so proud of yourself that you knew that.
	Yes.
	Well, also, I thought because Jacob was just about to do that thing, so I was like, just in case we don't miss it, is it worth the time?
	No, don't change it.
	You're the king of excuses.
	How much more expensive is getting a new pass than taking the cab there and back?
	150 times.
	76 is the answer to that.
	Little brain teaser.
	Okay, how about this one?
	So we're uploading the show from the hotel.
	And I go, I'm getting frustrated here.
	We're wasting time.
	It's taking forever.
	And I go, how's it going there?
	The upload?
	And he goes, it's going pretty good.
	Going to 1% a minute?
	Just not good.
	Now, I don't know if you know about percents, but there's 100 of them.
	And 100 minutes is a long ass time.
	So no, we're not going pretty good.
	So that man was having trouble with 100 times 1.
	So that was another math one.
	Oh, here's some doozies.
	This is in the car.
	We're driving, right?
	We drive by this big, elaborate children's play site with like swings and slides.
	And he says, with no sense of irony whatsoever, he goes, oh, that looks fucking fun.
	A children's play site.
	I don't even think he's, well, he's very small, but still, I'm not sure like you could get on those slides.
	Well, I used to play in those as a kid all the time.
	Correct, as a kid.
	But we never had those.
	That was sick looking.
	Okay.
	Here's one.
	We go by a graveyard and he goes, nobody hangs out in cemeteries anymore.
	And I go, what?
	No one ever hung out in cemeteries.
	And he goes, I go, who are you talking about?
	He goes, punks.
	I go, punks didn't hang out in cemeteries.
	He goes, yeah, they did.
	Remember Dawn of the Dead?
	Oh, the fictional zombie movie?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, Nidal of the Dead.
	Here's one.
	So we're at the restaurant, and he just looks at me and he goes, silk is nuts.
	And I'm thinking, oh, that's finally something not retarded.
	So diamond and silk, you think silk is just nuts?
	That's why she's sort of like, oh, damn right.
	Yeah, you did it.
	So she's just a nutcase, and it's diamond who's the brains of the operation?
	I'm not familiar with that train of thought.
	I never heard that theory before.
	And he goes, no, actual silk.
	And he has a silk tie, and he's stroking it.
	Yes.
	And finally, the last one, I hear him on the phone from a convention center.
	Yeah, that's a photo shoot, okay?
	And he's saying, yep, okay, $300.
	Yep.
	I go, whoa, whoa, what are you doing?
	Like, I have to monitor him at all times, like a handicapped kid.
	We didn't bring jackets down.
	I don't bring jackets on business trips where you're not going to be outside much because you're just lugging a jacket around.
	So it's like airport to car to rental to hotel.
	You're never like standing outside.
	So why bring a big coat?
	It's only 40 degrees.
	And he gets a little chilly.
	So he was calling some store nearby before we walked the 10 minutes to the parking lot to buy a coat for the walk.
	This is the second time he's done this.
	When he did the MAGA thing, the streeter man on the street thing, he showed up without a coat and bought a coat.
	Where's that coat?
	I have it.
	It's just huge.
	And that was only 20 bucks at a thrift store or a Rosta's.
	So they just sell like really cheap shit.
	But I need a coat for my suits.
	I don't have one of those.
	No, you don't.
	All right, so that's crossed off the list.
	Ryan quotes.
	Groipers are very interesting.
	Fun group.
	They're sort of like proud boys, but not as tough.
	Actually, not tough at all.
	A lot of boarding school kind of kids.
	Very attentive to what you're saying about them, and I'm sure they're relaying all of this to Nick Fuentes right now.
	Strange sexuality.
	Like very against being a slut, very against homosexuality in a big way, which is always fishy to me when you're really passionate about it.
	Seemingly virgins, seemingly libidinousness-less, sans libido.
	But I did a talk at one of their things.
	I didn't know it was the Groiper thing until they invited me on stage.
	I was just announced.
	I didn't know I was talking that night.
	This is the second night.
	And I just got up there and I said, there seems to be two groups here.
	There's like the Groupers over there who are all about being traditionalists.
	And then there's this weird kind of a, I hate overusing the word incel, but these guys with like funny hats on who dress weird and they all want a fucking selfie.
	Groipers, not so much.
	And I said, both of you guys aren't getting laid.
	So if you're not going to, if you're not a traditionalist and you're waiting to get married and you want to get laid, well, go and get laid now.
	Here's how to do it.
	Do a lot of talking.
	Make sure you have Coke, if that's what you do.
	Play the bass.
	Play drums.
	Every band needs a drummer.
	Get a moped.
	It doesn't have to be a big motorbike, but it's good if you have a way to get it on.
	That's a different talk.
	That's the first night.
	Although that's interesting, too.
	Although I've already talked about that, right?
	I talked about the Coke thing, where the guy thought I was really doing Coke.
	Yeah.
	And then I said to the Groiper's, guys, you're into traditionalism?
	You're 24.
	Should have two kids by now.
	Let's go.
	Let's go.
	So I don't quite get that part, but we went to their talk with Michelle Malkin, Patrick Casey, I believe his name is, Nick Fuentes all did a talk.
	Very good talks.
	Oh, and Scott Greer, who did No Campus for White Men.
	And they were very interesting, very intellectual talks, great speakers.
	Of course, Michelle was amazing.
	But at the end, Jared Holt doxed everyone.
	And they got up and they said, oh, Jared Holt just gave away the address and everyone scrambled and left.
	Pretty amazing that Jared Holt pretends he's a journalist and he's out there doxing people's locations.
	Like he thinks this is newsworthy.
	Tonight, white nationalists, like Michelle Malkin, I assume, and their, Look, she's in the same, she's in the same tweet.
	White nationalists, such as Michelle Malkin, who married a Jew and has half Asian, half Jewish kids.
	Tonight, white nationalists and their fans gathered at the Budget Clarion Collection Hotel at Arlington for their anti-CPAC event featuring columnist Michelle Malkin.
	According to a source familiar, the event hosted roughly 100 people total.
	That's correct.
	Who is this snitch, by the way?
	But look at Jared's little head tilt.
	Look at his estrogen tilt.
	Ugh.
	So vile.
	That night, by the way, we all went out to this bar, Harry's.
	And I don't know about, I used to love Kelly's Irish Times in D.C., but I heard a MAGA dude got bottled there.
	It's supposed to be a cop bar.
	There's cop badges all over Kelly's.
	When I go like that, my back.
	But Harry's is run by a cop or a brother of a cop, cop family.
	And as we were leaving, these Groipers walk.
	Groipers are weird to me.
	They talk shit behind my back, but they're very nice to me in person.
	And they were walking back.
	They're kind of dubious of me.
	And I said, gentlemen?
	And they go, hey, man, hi.
	Because you know that I'm the one who red-pilled them first.
	And then they went crazier.
	They went more extreme off to Nicktown.
	So, excuse me.
	It must seem weird to see me there because they hate me and love me.
	They hate me for not being extreme enough, not hating Israel.
	So as they're walking by, I go, hey, guys.
	Good evening, gentlemen.
	And they're like, good night.
	I go, I want to fuck you with my heels on.
	And all three of them go, and then they wait like a block.
	And then from a block away, the smallest one yells, you're a fucking faggot, Gavin.
	Let me fuck you with my heels on, yeah.
	So I just, I thought I could run and tackle him, but I don't really feel like punishing him.
	You're a faggot, Gavin.
	Yeah, it was bubbling up in him.
	The word faggot was really loud.
	It was like someone turned up the volume just for that one word.
	You're a faggot, Gavin.
	And I just yelled, comedy doesn't exist.
	Like with that Antifa kid, assuming I did Coke.
	Like, hasn't it occurred to anyone that this is a joke?
	Yeah, maybe we should jump to that.
	We're all over the place today.
	So recent news, that kid who came up to me and said, what are you talking about?
	The cocaine you were doing is called Jason Charter.
	He's a little five-foot-tall, severely handicapped Antifa member who goes to CPAC and screams at conservatives until they get kicked out.
	Last year, he approached Laura Loomer.
	You can show Jason Charter, by the way.
	Oh, good.
	There's his phone number.
	Show the post-Millennial article, 19.
	He went up to Laura Loomer.
	I don't think this is in that article, by the way.
	And he said, you beat the shit out of me.
	Starts screaming at her.
	Laura Loomer.
	So anyway, this guy comes up to me.
	I told you already in the other show, you're doing cocaine.
	And then he takes a picture of me.
	He calls me a piece of shit.
	I lean into him and I go, what are you being passive-aggressive?
	And I just sort of touch my gorgeous tits to him.
	Someone comes up to me later, after I had done the show, by the way, and says, that dude who did that is Antifa.
	And so they send me footage of him getting arrested.
	And there he is.
	Press play on that thing.
	At one point, a scuffle started where a Trump supporter, Anclair Pelboy, an Antifa activist, physically fought.
	Police separated the sides, wielding batons and detained the Antifa guy.
	At first, they didn't handcuff him, and it was unclear if he'd be arrested.
	So he was arrested.
	It doesn't look very good on us, guys, if you can't beat up a cripple.
	What's rare, you see black.
	There he is.
	That's the guy who got me kicked out.
	He's caneeless in this photo.
	There's a human Joe Camel next to him.
	I said to him, I go, you're not a journalist, you're an activist.
	And he goes, I am an activist.
	And I go, you're all worried about violence, but you're violent.
	He goes, I am violent.
	Oh, shit.
	It's really shit.
	It's revenge of the nerds.
	And nerds who are handicapped are especially hell-bent on revenge because they lack power.
	So they want to feel empowered.
	But go back to the article.
	So we see him.
	Scroll down.
	There he is without his mask.
	Boom.
	Now, I wanted proof of that.
	And Post-Millennial was doing that article and they go, well, how do you know he's Antifa?
	And I go, well, contact him.
	So they contact him and they say, we have record of you being arrested June 6th at an Antifa rally.
	This is go up again.
	This is before they had the picture of go up of that.
	They got that later, before they just had the top picture.
	So they needed proof it was that Antifa kid, Jason Charter.
	So they call him and they go, so we have a record of you being arrested.
	He goes, I was arrested, but I wasn't charged.
	But that's what Antifa is.
	It's crippled losers hell-bent on revenge who tattletale on people.
	Oh, hello you.
	How you doing?
	As Jared Holton, Tim Cast was talking about me being kicked out.
	Let's see what he has to say.
	There he is.
	There's Jason Charter.
	Look how tall he is.
	Look at his weird, sickly face.
	How did you find out about that?
	This was on my stream.
	Oh, my God.
	I had no.
	Oh, there's Jacob.
	How you doing, man?
	He thinks he caught me.
	There's an entire platform of cameras.
	But anyway, let's see what Tim Cast is saying.
	By the way, Tim Cast, I'm using Rogane, and it could be psychosomatic, but I really feel like it's making a difference.
	Join the Trump side.
	Oh, they like to say, Tim, Tim, take the red pill.
	Join the Trump side, blah, blah, blah.
	Nah, listen.
	I'm going to do my thing.
	I'm going to mind my own Business because I don't trust that anybody is necessarily going to do the right thing when their collective is threatened.
	And for me, I much prefer to just mind my own business.
	We got a story here from the post-millennial.
	Exclusive.
	Antifa activist granted pass to CPAC may be responsible for having Gavin McInnes removed.
	I'm just going to tell you my general understanding of what's going on that I find absolutely hilarious and why CPAC is something.
	I don't care for CPAC.
	I don't care for the people there.
	I don't believe that they're honest and they're principled.
	I really, really don't.
	Sorry.
	I don't know who organizes it.
	I know very little about it.
	But let me tell you something.
	Apparently they kicked out Gavin McInnes.
	Gavin McGinnis is somebody who is deserving of criticism for stupid things he has said.
	But he's deserving of his free speech and his right to, you know, to speak his mind so long as he's not.
	I think Gavin's crossed the line in the past.
	But if Gavin is now trying to make a men do better, then why would he be kicked out of CPAC?
	But it gets better.
	We also have this story from InfoWars.
	Now, of course, I'm not citing InfoWars because I think they're a purveyor of honest and good journalism.
	It's because they're talking about their own staff member being kicked out of CPAC.
	InfoWars Owen Schroer gets kicked out of CPAC.
	I'm not a fan of InfoWars.
	Never have been.
	But Owen Schroer should be allowed to walk around and do his thing.
	So here's what ends up happening.
	You have these conservatives at CPAC that feel like they're being discredited enough people like Gavin or something.
	I think I've had enough of Timcast.
	Tim Poole.
	Tim Poole.
	Doing the Timcast.
	He's such a fence-sitting fucking nanny.
	You know what I mean?
	Just telling everyone what they did wrong.
	He's a happa.
	I'm fair.
	I'm fair.
	I don't necessarily like these guys.
	I think they've made a lot of fuck-ups.
	I think they're bad.
	I've never been a big fan, but they shouldn't be punished.
	Shut up.
	But I'm talking to you here on a bunch of people.
	We have.
	Go to 1-8.
	We have InfoWars getting booted.
	I'd rather actually hear it from Owen Schroyer than Kim Poole.
	Owen Schroyer here from Infowars.com.
	I'm with Ashley St. Clair, who I thank for having me.
	Smoke Show Alert.
	One of the most banned men in America now.
	So let me give you the details.
	Just pause.
	Remember, Ashley St. Clair is that super hot conservative chick who was kicked out of turning point for being featured in a photograph with Nick Fuentes.
	I saw her at my talk, and she was on her way out.
	I said, what are you doing?
	She goes, Nick's here.
	I don't know.
	It's been bad for me in the past.
	I'm just avoiding it.
	And Kathy Zhu, too, right?
	Well, Kathy Zoo was a whole other big gossip thing.
	You don't know about that?
	So Kathy Zhu was being mocked by Ashley Groupenberg, a different Ashley, and Cassandra Fairbanks.
	And she lashed out and published Revenge Porn, one of Cassandra Fairbanks being nude, which Cassandra was really pissed about.
	But I said, Cassandra, you look amazing in those photos.
	I would not be mad at all.
	You're going to be very happy they're around in about 10 years.
	And then with Ashley Greupenberg, they photoshopped her in a bikini, something like that.
	So then Kathy Zoo was canceled.
	Damn.
	I didn't know that.
	Conservative canceled by lashing out too much in a conservative fight.
	Weird.
	Peace and love.
	Peace and love.
	Why can't we all be friends?
	Nick Fuentes, Ben Shapiro, Kathy Zoo, Cassandra Fairbanks, Jonah Goldberg, Mike Cernovich.
	Peace and love.
	Peace and love.
	Infowars applied for a booth at CPAC and we were rejected.
	I also replied for media credentials and I was rejected.
	The excuse we were given is that they didn't have any room for us.
	Now, I just tell you we didn't.
	No, I didn't get any media response.
	But I was banned.
	No media pass.
	and then later humanly banned.
	...an attendee.
	So I showed up as an attendee.
	Now, I've been here the last two days.
	I was invited to people who paid for booths, thousands of dollars for booths, I was invited to be a part of their booths.
	It's obviously great marketing for them.
	People like to see Infowars, so we hang out by their booth.
	They get a little feedback, too, from people that are watching and seeing their logos.
	Remember what booth he was at?
	That's enough.
	Yeah.
	Wait, maybe just jump ahead.
	He was at that zippy booth.
	That's the guy who said I can get you in, brought us to the front, and then you couldn't get in.
	I said, fine.
	I'll cut some of it.
	Is it Zippy or Zippy?
	I did an HD interview.
	They come back.
	They say, oh, you cannot film here.
	If you want to film, you have to go up to Radio Row.
	I said, fine.
	Left the booth area, went up to Radio Row, began filming, was interviewing people running for Congress in Virginia, Minnesota, other places.
	CPAC comes back and says, Mr. Stroyer, you've got to go.
	Now, they still have not given me a reason.
	I followed all their rules, but apparently four strikes, and I'm out.
	I've still not been given a reason.
	The latest thing I've been told is I'm not allowed to film, so I was kicked out for filming.
	Now, imagine that claim.
	By the way, when you're at CPAC, that's enough.
	When you're at CPAC, it's nothing but people filming.
	Everybody's filming.
	And it's a convention, so there's going to be a lot of weirdos.
	And they gave CPAC didn't like Infowars, didn't like Censored.tv.
	They didn't like conservatives for being edgy, but they've embraced Jared Holt, Will Summer, that Zach pussy from Daily Beast.
	What the fuck's his name?
	Zach Patrizzo.
	And then you look at their reporting, and it was ironic.
	This is 1.7.
	Jared Holt's first article to come out about CPAC was Return of the Fringe.
	CPAC is inviting the fringe.
	Okay, that's Jacob Wall and what's his name?
	Jake Berkman.
	They were releasing Roger Stone's jury questionnaires, which, by the way, Roger was not happy about.
	He did not like that they did that.
	He says it's going to be worse for him.
	Laura Loomer, I think, said the same thing.
	I don't know anymore.
	All I know is playing by the rules hasn't been working, so I like what Jacob Wall did.
	Anyway, go back, go back, go back.
	But you look at that top picture.
	These guys were both kicked out.
	And they're doing that presser illegally.
	They just stormed in.
	They didn't have passes.
	They ran into the lobby, did this press conference at the last second, and then were promptly booted out.
	How is that return of the fringe?
	And then you scroll down and you see Alex Jones, Infowars also booted out.
	And then you scroll down and they're talking about my Antifa thing, where it says one attendee told right-wing Watch they reported McInnes to security after McInnes threatened to assault them.
	A request for information from CPAC about McInnis, blah, blah, blah, was not.
	So that's the reporting they do.
	Look at Will Summer.
	This is 1.5.
	So Will Summer gets a pass.
	And I think all media should be invited everywhere, by the way.
	But it's just interesting when they choose.
	So what they do is they find this sort of slightly on the edge guys like this.
	Another QAnon sighting at CPAC.
	This guy says quite a few people at the conference believe in the conspiracy theory.
	Or what was the other one?
	What's 1-4?
	Yeah, go to 1-4.
	This is that guy, Zach Patrizzo.
	He got fired from, I think, the Daily Dot for lying about those two guys I just showed, Jacob Woll and Jake Berkman.
	So now he's at Daily Beast.
	And this is his beef with CPAC.
	One of the largest boosts at CPAC 2020 this year glorifies the killing of bears.
	It's not hunting anymore.
	It's the killing of bears.
	Good, kill bears.
	They're losers.
	Bears.
	Only bear you shouldn't kill is Owen Benjamin.
	You can't kill me.
	He's unkillable.
	They're also very worried about the coronavirus.
	Go to 1.5.
	This is Will Summers reporting.
	No, was that 1.5?
	Maybe it was 1.6?
	I kept seeing Jared Holt, Will Summer, and all these other guys say, well, coronavirus is looming as coronavirus fears grow.
	Trump spent 45 minutes today meeting with the cast members of a play about the deep state.
	Yeah, he should be in there in his lab trying to find a cure.
	I've got graduated cylinders, beakers, and of course, a triple beam balance.
	The greatest.
	Triple beam balance.
	So weird.
	Corona outbreak.
	Oh, look.
	Remember, wait, wait.
	Go to 1-2.
	No, 1-3.
	Sorry.
	1-3.
	1-3.
	Jared Holt's very worried about Coronavirus.
	God, we're doing a...
	We're doing a...
	Three exclamation marks.
	And it's funny because he's got such hubris on Twitter.
	And then go check my footage when I confront him.
	And he just turns into this melting plant.
	You know, when your wife puts flowers out and then she forgets to throw them out when they wilt?
	He wilts.
	He's constantly wilting.
	Look at his weird little girl face.
	I just don't understand why you're so obsessed with white nationalism.
	Is that your fault?
	You're just chicken and beret.
	What about the Aryan brother?
	Did you investigate them?
	That sounds like a bad thing.
	That thing tells me she had to do with Proud Boys getting arrested.
	Does she leave when Jared leaves?
	I think so.
	Wait, let me see.
	Someone has a glass of water and they just put in like four drops of water.
	I should have put that up on my YouTube.
	Anyway.
	We're done?
	All right, where are you going?
	No, no.
	He says he doesn't do interviews, but look at 1-1.
	He does interviews.
	So we're out here today at CPAC 2020.
	You are Jared Holt.
	You work for Right Wing Watch.
	Can you tell me a little bit more about your work and what your experience at CPAC so far has been?
	So I've been covering CPAC.
	I thought you don't do interviews.
	I've been a couple of years now.
	I work for an organization.
	Maybe he contacted his press liaison as he kept telling you to do.
	That must be the most estrogen a man can have without growing tits.
	When you see people threatening you, I mean, he threatened Michelle Malkin.
	Putting out that tweet was encouraging violence against Michelle Malkin, which he's in total denial about too, by the way.
	He says I was reporting the news.
	Go to 430, though, on that last video.
	You already showed the tweet when he docks the place?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, we talked about that.
	What happens when we're looking for answers to de-platform?
	Sometimes before that, 428.
	And they have no political traction, really, and not really much of a following.
	He's talking about Richard Spencer.
	Do you guys want to de-platform those people?
	Is the goal to de-platform those people?
	Just pause.
	Fascism dies a natural death.
	This is why Buchanan says in The Unnecessary War, we should have just let the fascists go to Russia and have fascists and communists fight.
	Communism would have been killed by fascism, and then fascism would just die on the vine.
	Richard Spencer's ideas died because they weren't plausible.
	Send all blacks home.
	What the fuck are you talking about?
	Jared Holt had nothing to do with that whatsoever.
	Form these people?
	The goal is not to deplatform.
	Sometimes deplatforming happens when we're looking for answers.
	We don't ask companies to deplatform.
	If something is going against the policy, sometimes I will send an email and say, hey, you say the policy is this, this is happening.
	Look at that.
	I'm trying to figure out where the lines are.
	What a snitch.
	Did you hear that?
	The goal is not to deplatform.
	But sometimes when the terms of policy, when the terms of abuse are violated, I email the company.
	I go, hey, I'm just a little confused here.
	Maybe you could help me sort of weigh out why.
	What a shit state.
	That's the other thing you have to understand.
	I think on the right, we tend to be too honest.
	And worse, when we talk to the left, we assume they're honest too.
	No, this guy is a dishonest little bitch, just making it up as he goes.
	And by the way, he deplatformed me.
	I advertised my Otama Yamaguchi speech on Instagram, and he was the one who kept screaming to Instagram, trying to get me shut down.
	And the doxing thing, this is an activist.
	He's not a supporter of Antifa.
	He is Antifa.
	And that's why he got that quote from that kid who went and ratted on me because they're both working with Antifa.
	Which is why I don't like the question that Elad asks.
	And he asked Jared Holt, he said, do you condemn political violence?
	And he said, yes, he's lying, of course.
	He's part of a domestic terrorist group.
	But if you go to 2-1, I answered the question with context.
	Because of course, well, here, let me explain it with Elad.
	is 2, 1.
	I didn't get a nice, solid answer on that.
	I know, one of the things you said about transsectionals was that they are just weird gays.
	Mentally ill gays.
	That's pretty weird.
	Isn't that the most controversial thing?
	Sure, I don't have an opinion about race per se.
	I don't have a very mainstream opinion about Israel, like most Christians and broke Israel.
	I don't really care about gays.
	Do you condemn political violence?
	That's a loaded question.
	It's not that simple.
	I mean, I've seen you do interviews where you ask this, and the people with the left-wingers won't condemn it.
	We're not in a normal situation.
	So when I say I don't condemn political violence, of course not.
	I don't condemn a group of problem boys going to find somebody defense and taking the shit out of them.
	You don't condemn that?
	No.
	I mean, sorry, I don't condone that.
	So you condemn political violence.
	I condone and condemn some political politics.
	You're right, you're right.
	I condemn political violence.
	However, when someone's attacking you, you have to fight them.
	Self-defense is different too.
	It's distinct from that, and I heard a lot of leftists say that too.
	So initiating fights because somebody's initiating these fights.
	Yes.
	What is the initiative too?
	This story gets great.
	Like at the border ball, there was 500 people ready to kill us.
	There was a hit list that they published with our faces and we're just going to a fancy drink dance.
	And this guy walks in front of me with this plug, and he kind of bumps me.
	He goes like that.
	Now, I said to him, I said, get the fuck out of my way, and I shoved him.
	And then it looks like I'm starting a fight.
	And he says, you want to go?
	And I said, yeah, I want to fucking go.
	And he puts me in the face.
	Now, in that context, right, this is a wolf with a pack of wolves behind him.
	And the wolf is going, so you kick the wolf in the head to show the other pack that this is an easy break.
	So these are agitators.
	Right, if I had gone, ah, now the rest of them smell blood, and now we're all.
	Sorry, my point is made.
	It's like being a Christian in northern Iraq, where they go, do you condone political violence?
	Well, I'm under siege.
	Coptic conservative.
	I'm Coptic conservative.
	They're trying to eradicate me.
	So like the Proud Boys after our talk, Tim Pula was when they went too far.
	And in that video we showed earlier, he says that too.
	They went too far.
	Really?
	We've been under attack for a week.
	They ambush us.
	They're known to be violent.
	They're known to carry weapons.
	So after they get down, you kick them when they're down.
	Yeah.
	This isn't like fucking John Sullivan boxing rules.
	Ding, ding, ding.
	I wish it was.
	We'd annihilate them.
	That was weird, too, when Jared Holt docks the AFPAC thing.
	Everyone ran out.
	And I thought, I don't want to run.
	Let's get them here.
	There's a hundred of us.
	Exactly what I said.
	I was like, what could possibly happen?
	Yeah.
	And then I thought.
	But then it's information, right?
	Proud boys are awesome, but they tend not to be that sophisticated.
	They tend to be blue-collar chaps, a lot of spelling errors.
	They keep talking about the tenants of the bylaws that we put out, but they spell it like tenants of a building instead of tenants.
	Conversely, the Groipers are a very smart, intelligent group, but not exactly the brawling type.
	And if those two could merge, well, first the Groipers would have to get over Israel and the race thing, but they'd be a formidable force.
	One's got the brains, one's got the brawn.
	And the Israel thing, it seemed like such a big hole in the plot.
	I actually sent Nick an article that I did, an interview with John Bolton on TachyMag.
	You should dig that up.
	John Bolton on TachyMag?
	But I'm just like.
	Israel is a Western country.
	Yes, we give it 3.4 billion.
	We give Iraq 5 billion.
	We give Afghanistan 5 billion.
	And the other thing I want these people to understand is that a lot of Israelis don't like the 3.4 billion and don't want it.
	Well, what about the wars?
	Okay, I get that.
	I'm an isolationist too.
	But if we don't have a show of force around the world, then who does?
	China, Russia?
	Someone else fills the power vacuum.
	Someone far more sadistic than we can ever be.
	And I don't want China or Russia having that kind of power.
	So I'm of two minds about it.
	It's not that simple, but I see Israel almost like the Falklands.
	Like Britain has the Falklands.
	When Argentina said, we're taking the Falklands back, Margaret Thatcher said it was never yours.
	And she sent down troops to defend the Falklands and a thousand men died.
	And that was seen as a horrible tragedy.
	And all punk bands like Crass had that song.
	How does it feel to be the mother of a thousand dead?
	But what was she supposed to do?
	The Falklands is British.
	The people of the Falklands didn't want to go to Argentina.
	They have British accents.
	Similarly, we created Israel.
	It's our country now.
	It's part of the West.
	Sorry, what do you want to do?
	Give it away?
	Well, I want to take the 3.4 billion away.
	Okay, that's not really a massive deal.
	It's about a day and a half of government spending.
	Not really a hill to die on.
	Did you find it?
	I can't believe Krass doesn't like me anymore.
	G. Vaucher, the artist for Krass, described me to my wife as her terror spouse.
	According to Krass, I'm a terror spouse.
	Pretty metal, dude.
	Terror spouse.
	Go back to the video.
	Which video?
	Sorry.
	Krass, the one you're playing?
	It's not a video.
	It's a.
	Well, it's a video.
	It's a montage of photographs.
	That's what a video is.
	Okay, this is the screaming part.
	Jump ahead a little more.
	It gets much more musical.
	There's that article there.
	Yeah, so the Israel thing and then the race thing, you don't want to fuck black chicks?
	That's fine.
	It's none of my business.
	I mean, there was a lot of black dudes there at AFPAC.
	Plenty of Jews, plenty of Negros.
	And they weren't exactly ostracized.
	I mean, you should have seen the standing ovation the Filipino woman Michelle Malkin got when she got to the stage.
	Anyway.
	So I didn't have to lie and tell them I just ate shellfish and I'm allergic?
	That's why my eyes are squinty?
	I bet it just notes.
	Oh, I see.
	Yeah, it's not like you are.
	That didn't even occur to me, actually.
	I never felt that way.
	You know, great lads.
	Great lads, great times.
	Great times?
	You know, great times.
	Absolutely.
	You know who's not a great lad?
	Budad.
	An animal.
	I fucking hate animals, and I'm sick of pretending that they're beautiful.
	They're hideous, stupid creatures that are a waste of everyone's time.
	All he ever wanted was to be someone...
	Let me make something clear to you.
	Animals are losers.
	This is what happened.
	The Bible says, let there be light.
	Boom.
	Big boom.
	Created the universe.
	That was God.
	He made earth.
	He said, I'm going to make man in my image.
	Pizza!
	He zapped us, right?
	And he had everything that we know, everything that we do is pre-programmed.
	We still have free will, of course, but there's all these checks and balances I've discussed many times.
	An obvious one, you marry your first cousin again and again and again and again.
	You're going to have a trouble, a problem with inbreeding.
	So mankind was the goal.
	We are perfection.
	In other words, if there are aliens, I'm no longer Christian.
	I'm no longer a deist.
	I no longer believe in God.
	Even Superman, if Superman were to fly down, I'd go, oh, great.
	So I was wrong about God and he made someone else that's better somewhere else.
	No, that's not the case.
	There's no Superman.
	There's no aliens.
	We are the be-all and end-all.
	Now, with the zap, and I don't like the splooge metaphor.
	It's more of a zap, right?
	All this other miracle, beautiful miracles happen, these wonderful trees and plants and organisms, but they are all just genetic accidents, okay?
	Do you want to be a tree?
	No, you'd be dead.
	Do you want to be a fly?
	Do you want to have one billionth of your consciousness?
	No, you don't.
	You'd be a loser.
	Same with giraffes.
	They're fucking losers.
	Now, I listened to David Attenborough narrate all these planet shows, and he's a big conservationist.
	Oh, he's absolutely fascinated by these wonderful.
	Oh, the giraffe.
	It's wonderful long neck made for eating fucking leaves all day.
	That's a shitty pastime.
	Joaquin Phoenix was recently talking about speciesism, where we think we're the best.
	That's false.
	We don't think we're the best.
	We know we're the best.
	I'm a speciesist.
	You should be honored to be eaten by me.
	It's a sacrifice.
	Hey, cows and chickens and pigs.
	You're welcome.
	I don't really eat fish because that's a level of loser I'm not willing to stoop to.
	As Jim Gaffigan says at a steakhouse, when there's fish on the menu, why would you want something less good?
	So anyway, let's hear this posh aristocrat rave about how wonderful all these shitty genetic accidents are.
	Shithole the moon.
	Looks great.
	Oh, there's our Earth.
	Thank you, God.
	Look at it.
	It's like the moon is giving birth to it.
	Pop.
	For the very first time, we looked back at our own planet.
	We went to the moon and for the very first time we looked at the history of Earth.
	This is boring.
	Let's get to the freaks.
	That's what they are.
	They're freaks.
	Do you think a hammerhead shark is beautiful?
	You're such a liar.
	Just imagine being one.
	And this, one thing I got to say about other countries, like the biggest insult you can say in the Arab world is you are a goat.
	And I think that's true.
	Okay, look at this shit fish.
	You know what whale is a dog, right?
	Whales started out getting various things on the edge of the water.
	I mean, yeah, as like wolf dog things.
	And then they went closer into the water.
	And then they started swimming around because they realized there's more life here to eat than there is out on the tundra or on the prairie, wherever the fuck they were.
	And then they started getting smaller and smaller paws until their paws were like this.
	But the original whales had kind of wolf heads.
	And then eventually they became this.
	This isn't even a fish.
	It has to come up to breathe.
	This is a deformed wolf loser shitfish just floating around.
	What do they eat?
	Plankton?
	What a nothing.
	Go ahead.
	What a shitty life.
	Oh, they're so majestic.
	Yeah, be majestic if a human was swimming like that because they have a life.
	All this guy has is what?
	The bacteria eats?
	And then there's this sad sack.
	Life in the tundra sucks.
	You know why a polar bear is so dangerous?
	Because it's fucking starving.
	And any morsel of food, it'll rip to shreds.
	Let's hear what's so great about this sad bastard.
	Shittier life than a normal bear.
	Oh, we're done with him.
	For the first time in human history, the stability of nature can no longer be taken for granted.
	Says who?
	A bunch of scientists who want grant money?
	Like, David, you just should have stuck to, I think, bulls look cool.
	Now you're all falling for this bullshit.
	Oh, look at these shitty birds.
	You suck.
	You have no wings.
	And a wing, birds are the biggest losers there are.
	They were dinosaurs who lost, right?
	So they shrank down because they didn't have enough oxygen to be giant anymore.
	And now look at them.
	They don't even have arms.
	What are those things?
	Fins?
	Oh, okay.
	So you're a fish?
	No, I'm a bird.
	What?
	You can't fly-Screaming Bacteria.
	I eat basically seash.
	He's got barnacles all over him.
	What a fuck.
	Imagine he was at a party.
	You wouldn't talk to him.
	You'd be embarrassed.
	Here we are.
	And where are we now?
	Some inhabitably hot shithole full of mosquitoes.
	Oh, the trees have things hanging down.
	It's beautiful.
	One planet.
	We only have one planet, so please recycle your coffee cups.
	Is this written for the Chinese people who are dumping hundreds of pounds of plastic into the river on a minutely basis?
	It should be in Chinese, shouldn't it?
	It should be in Chinese, shouldn't it?
	Oh, David.
	Look at those beautiful, shitty dinosaurs.
	Look at them.
	They're insects.
	This is a colony of ants.
	Have you heard about their shitty life, by the way, where they have to carry an egg for 200 miles in the freezing cold?
	Everyone dies.
	Look at that.
	This is a local.
	Look at their locusts.
	Penguins are a plague.
	Look at them.
	Oh, they're such a crucial part of our ecosystem.
	Really?
	What ecosystem?
	Our ecosystem!
	Our ecosystem.
	We matter.
	Look at their lives.
	Hell.
	Animals' lives are hell.
	That's what people don't recognize.
	Birds are fucking horrible creatures that will kill each other's young.
	They'll eat each other.
	They're always attacking each other.
	They have no scruples.
	Look at a deer after winter with his gangrenous holes in him, just starving, dying for a morsel of food.
	All they think about is food sex territory, food sex territory.
	I wonder what that animal...
	Terra, terror, territory, food, breeding, food, breeding, survival, survival, food, food, survival, survival.
	They don't know leisure.
	Turn it up.
	And now back to more fucking vermin.
	What are these stupid shiths?
	Look, they're all 100% instinct.
	Like, this is God's eyelash you're looking at.
	This is an accident.
	This is like, this is some sequins that were sprinkled on the floor by accident.
	They fell out of his magic little pouch.
	Look at them.
	These starving animals, who will die if they don't do this, hurl into the sea at 100 miles an hour and eat some other poor bastard.
	Because that's all the animal kingdom is.
	Poor bastard upon poor bastard upon poor bastard.
	Chomp.
	And I don't think they even give a shit.
	I think when these fish get eaten, what little remains of their consciousness, which is like a billionth of ours, is just like, finally.
	Or I'm part of the system.
	They're sort of like water.
	You know, they're just churned up and, oh, I'm getting eaten now.
	It's not like a fish is going, ah!
	Like we would when we get bit by a shark.
	Fuck no.
	No, I'm too important.
	They're just like, chomp.
	Oh, I'm eating you.
	Yeah, you're eating me.
	Oh, we're useless losers.
	Species.
	How can you not be a species, Joaquin?
	You like this mess?
	Look at this.
	It's a pile of god vomit.
	Oh, I gotta eat more of these.
	And they're swimming around in circles trying not to get eaten.
	Look at this disgusting mess.
	How is that different from a massive undulating pile of rats?
	Or maggots?
	This is just flying maggots.
	Eating swimming maggots.
	100% of the life in the oceans.
	Oh, the life in the ocean.
	I love life in the ocean.
	I'm living finding Nemo.
	We're all friends and we talk.
	Away from the land.
	Thank God.
	But even these distant waters may be enriched by a most unexpected connection to the land.
	David Attenborough's never not had a servant since the day he was born.
	Some deserts are worse than those animals.
	They've served him his whole life.
	What's this now?
	Look how uninhabitable that is.
	Do I like this?
	I like this dust storm?
	Looks great.
	If there's not humans there, it sucks.
	General rule.
	Sweep up two billion tons of dust into the sky.
	Sold.
	Are you a real estate agent?
	I want to set up camp.
	...eventually falls on the sea, providing nutrients needed by the microscopic organisms that are the foundations of ocean life.
	In other words, garbage insects who eat garbage that blows in from the desert.
	They're literally eating dirt.
	Garbage animals eat dirt, and here they are swimming around.
	Dolphins are like the smartest animal there is.
	They're retarded.
	Oh, look at the dolphins.
	Up and down they go with their asshole on the back of their head that they have to breathe through because they're badly designed.
	And then we have this fucking fish apocalypse of just swimming bacteria everywhere that they eat so they don't die as they breathe out their asshole head.
	This is beautiful to you.
	I don't even want to eat it.
	For the dolphins.
	Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.
	anthropomorphize them a little more Gross.
	Losers.
	Starving.
	You'll notice every time they show these animals, it's all about surviving by eating or being born.
	It's never like, here's a dolphin enjoying a cigarette, listening to Mozart on his day off.
	They don't have a day off.
	Sharks can't even not swim.
	They have to be swimming at all times.
	What's this loser drowning?
	Please, I just want to eat.
	I need to live.
	They're never fat animals.
	You notice that?
	I mean, I don't like fat humans.
	They're overindulgent, obviously.
	They're sullying God's gift.
	But there's no such thing as a fat animal, unless it's domesticated, of course.
	Because they're always on the verge of death.
	They're always just not one.
	That's why they should be honored to be our food.
	Because at least we keep you on a farm away from predators.
	And we chop your head off when you've had a good run.
	You're welcome for that.
	Look at this.
	This is life not domesticated or not at a farm.
	Just swimming around dying.
	Fuck off.
	Oh, the zebra with its cunning stripes.
	I can't see you, zebra.
	Good camouflage.
	Where the fuck is the...
	He does call them zebras, right?
	into a wet landscape, and this dry desert turns to mud.
	Wherein the caribou is then stuck and fucking dies because life as an animal sucks, and his only hope is to wish and pray that one day a hunter would eat him.
	Ooh, it's raining.
	I'm so scared.
	What's going on now?
	Then the sun comes up, and we have the most useless bird.
	There is the pink flamingo.
	Flocks of lesser flamingos arrive from thousands of kilometers away.
	Nice life.
	Oh, now that looks fun because we put through it our eyes.
	Oh, that must be fun.
	Meanwhile, this guy is like running to find somewhere to make an egg so his species won't disappear because God put in that instinct by accident.
	It was for us.
	We're the ones who have the instinct.
	They just sort of get our shavings.
	This is human pencil shavings.
	That's what animals are.
	Look at this.
	More ants.
	More irrelevant insects.
	We should look at this and marvel at the fact that even God's fart, even his accident, this is God just belching into the water.
	And we have this.
	That shows us how marvelous we are.
	It's sort of like sex changes.
	You know, Jacob Bull pointed this out the other day.
	When you see this, like, Jazz Jennings getting four operations to make a vagina and the body keeps trying to re, you know, cure the penis and get it back there.
	And that's all these bulbous accidents.
	That's because the design is so fantastic.
	Look, even the debris is amazing.
	Amazingly shitty.
	So they go into salt water, like really, really, really salty areas.
	Not because they like salt, but because other predators just can't handle the toxicity of it.
	So he's sitting in a fucking salt nest.
	Basically, on the verge of death himself.
	Salt's not pleasant for anyone, including flamingos, but they can tolerate it more than their predators.
	Wow, sounds awesome.
	Why don't you roll around in diarrhea?
	Actually, they do that.
	The reason dogs roll around and stuff is they're trying to get diarrhea and barf and stuff on them to throw off their scent.
	Their ideal scenario is being covered in diarrhea barf.
	Nice life.
	Alright, so some poor bastard is born with his stupid shitty wings.
	Turn it up.
	Enjoy 1 million pounds of salt, kid.
	Alright.
	I'll protect you.
	I love you.
	Somehow or other, the going chicks must find fresh water to drink.
	Sounds great.
	Where was your daughter born?
	In a salt desert.
	Oh.
	Well, how did she get water?
	She walked for like 100 miles.
	She became a teenager.
	She was walking so long.
	Look at them.
	And then we got so thirsty we started running because we knew we were going to die.
	Look at this shithole mess.
	Fucking pathetic.
	Look at them running.
	Running on wet salt.
	Trying to get to just one drop of normal water.
	So they chose an area that their predators can't handle and they're quickly realizing, actually, we can barely handle this ourselves.
	Especially our babies.
	Our teen babies.
	Imagine walking somewhere for so long you became a teenager.
	Looks great.
	So beautiful, David.
	Thank you for waking me up to this.
	It's just a state of perpetual panic.
	Look at that.
	What's happening to this poor bastard?
	Turn it up?
	Oh, great.
	He's got salt leg warmers on.
	The salt has solidified around their legs.
	Uh-oh, flaw in the shitty plan.
	Guess what?
	You run in a desert full of salt, you get salt all over your legs.
	Who knew?
	And no parents around to like bite the salt off his ankles.
	So he just looks like Chero on a ski vacation.
	And he's gonna die.
	A horrible, slow, painful death.
	Because that's the way we are.
	Although us humans aren't great with babies either, with all these abortions.
	We're alive, though.
	We're still going.
	Alright, skip to one.
	I can only take one more piece of shit, animal.
	Birds suck.
	Flamingos are losers.
	Oh, look at these fucking hideous beasts with their deformed horns.
	Look at them.
	These Serengeti Plains, where it's only 170 degrees in the summer.
	The herds follow the seasonal rain.
	Look at this piece of shit.
	He looks like a Scottish pedophile with a melting nose.
	I'm eating grass all day.
	Hope there's no wolves around.
	Oh, just slogging through life.
	Plop, plop.
	Well, the kids are happy.
	Yeah, the kids don't realize they're animals yet.
	Which they let die of starvation or basically hand them over to wolves.
	Oh, look, someone's happy.
	I'm probably a human, right?
	Yeah, I have a future.
	Things are going.
	I'm going places.
	We don't just trudge like nomadic starving losers from tundra to desert to Serengeti plains our whole lives, do we?
	There's more to it than this.
	No, there isn't more to this.
	Look at my ribs.
	I eat fucking grass all day.
	Yay!
	I'm not an animal.
	I'm not a genetic accident.
	Anyway, they're fucking losers.
	Then I woke up one moment Didn't recognize the man in the mirror You want proof that animals suck?
	Well, that's what we call humans when they're terrible.
	Like I was talking to this dude at CPAC who was telling me about the South African farmers, and we were talking about that boy who was boiled alive.
	And he said something I hadn't thought of, but he was very familiar with the case.
	And he said, You don't boil a thing this big of water.
	That's not how it works, right?
	So they put the child in the bucket, the large sort of cauldron thing, and then they were boiling water on the stove and pouring it on him until, as he screamed, and then he was burned alive.
	Holy fudge.
	That's terrible.
	I'm telling you, the way to wake up people to the crime of what's happening to farmers and white farmers in South Africa is just make it dogs.
	At one point, they dismembered a woman, an old lady, and the children hadn't heard from her in a while.
	They went over to her house and they saw a limb in every room and then the head sitting in the kitchen.
	And when he said that, I just went, fucking animals.
	Animals.
	And animals do that all the time.
	Like wolves will go up to a herd of sheep when they have their young, the wolf's young, and they'll go just randomly murder them and slit their throats to show their young ones, hey, this is how you kill people.
	I mean, sorry, this is how you murder.
	Did I show the bottom of this shirt?
	I hope so.
	Here's one other thing, though, I want to get to before the mailbag.
	As I was perusing all this lefty propaganda, I saw this article on Slate.
	Will Summer was promoting this.
	And this is 2-4.
	And it just sums up the left.
	All right.
	So there's an oily Bible.
	He's got oil all over his hands.
	The Bible that oozed oil, a small Georgia town, a prophecy about Donald Trump and the story of how a miracle fell apart by Ruth Graham.
	Can you look up Ruth Graham while I talk about this?
	So Dalton, Georgia is a very impoverished, tiny town in Georgia.
	They are the second least educated city in all of America, the least number of diplomas per capita.
	So you put in Ruth Graham.
	No, Slate, dumbass.
	Okay, so that's her.
	Is it?
	Yep, freelance journalist.
	Look at her.
	Look at her.
	That's not her.
	Is that one with the glasses?
	It's been letter to Ruth Graham and Slate.
	Yeah, there she is.
	So, you know, women make terrible journalists generally, although some of my favorite writers, some of my favorite journalists are women.
	But this fucking bitch decides, I've got the scoop.
	So what does she do?
	She flies down to Dalton and writes a 10 billion word.
	Scroll this whole article.
	It goes on and on.
	This is another thing they do when women write.
	They don't know how to sort of shrink it into, you know, the hypothesis, the three supporting paragraphs, and the conclusion.
	This is one of the longest articles I've ever seen.
	And basically what she does is she goes to this small town, investigates a Bible that's purported to be magic, a Bible that oozes oil.
	And she discovers that these geriatrics in this tiny town are actually wrong.
	The Bible's not magic.
	Thanks to her investigative reporting, she's discovered that the guy with the magic Bible was actually buying the oil at like a tractor supply place and pretending it was a magic Bible.
	Nice work, Ruth.
	Watergate.
	Way to blow the lid off that.
	Hey, really old, uneducated people in a tiny town that think a Bible is magic.
	It's not.
	Yes.
	And when you're reading the article, if you can bear it, you're never going to finish the whole thing.
	I guarantee you, you won't finish the whole thing.
	But she uses this to like criticize Trump and me and you and everyone, Republicans, this nutty town with these poor, sad, old, dumb people are indicative of everyone.
	That's really the crux of what she's doing.
	But you're reading it and you're like, you must have been down there for like two weeks interviewing people.
	She treated it like Watergate.
	Why are you showing me this, Ryan?
	These are her other articles.
	Oh.
	Oh, I thought these were like similar things.
	YLF Netflix for Jerry Falwell she attacks.
	Trump just freaked out by Christianity Today's support for the impeachment.
	Christian mega church.
	So she's really obsessed with Christians.
	Look at these retards who are trying to bring a two-year-old girl back to life.
	These pathetic losers with hope.
	AJ could bring a CJ how people experience religious faith.
	Oh, so I think what's happening here is probably she grew up super religious, and now we're all subjected to her rebound.
	Doesn't that sum it up, though?
	Ha ha, geriatrix.
	You're so uneducated.
	Frozen 2 is here, and it has a song every bit as annoying as Let It Go.
	John Legend, king of all wife guys, is indeed the sexiest man alive.
	For our time.
	Thank God we got women out of the kitchen and into the investigative booth.
	All right, let's hit the...
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dead.
	Let's turn our eyes together's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	Got a letter from John Kinsman.
	Now, at the end of the show, we show you Tommy Trigger, John Kinsman, Max Hare.
	We give their addresses where you can write them.
	You know, it's honestly like Christmas for these guys.
	And in this letter, he talks about all the support he's felt and how much easier it makes for the time there.
	And he's trying to write you guys back, but you often don't include your complete return address.
	If it has no return address, he doesn't get it at all.
	But if it has an incomplete one, he gets it, but he can't write you back.
	And these guys are not wanted for murder, so they're not going to come and kill you after.
	But yeah, he talks about a lot of interesting stuff here.
	He talks about David Kiricos getting a sweet deal.
	But the weird part was that Antifa knew about that deal before David's own lawyer.
	That's basically confirmation that the DA was keeping in close contact with Antifa, and it still is.
	So that helps John's case.
	He's saying he feels pretty good about his appeal.
	The problem with him getting his appeal is by the time it's all said and done, it could be another year and a half, two years.
	And with time served, sorry, not with time, with good behavior, he could be out in like 2.8 years.
	So he's been doing a lot of stuff there.
	He's been working.
	Hold on a second.
	If you win an appeal, that means you were innocent the whole time.
	Aren't you able to sue the state for false imprisonment?
	No, I think the appeal is for a new trial.
	So they just go through it all again and maybe do it in Staten Island or something where they might get a free jury.
	Here we go.
	So I noticed a massive influx of letters of support.
	Many of them have some spicy memes.
	It's greatly appreciated.
	Laughs are always welcome here.
	I'm making a point of writing back, everybody.
	Anyway, this is a good time to remind you that I really appreciate everything you've been doing to help me and my family.
	I'm intensely grateful.
	Sorry, I'm not finding the right part.
	But he basically says in this letter that getting these letters and knowing people are out there totally changes what it's like to do time because you realize you're not alone and abandoned.
	You're just inconvenienced.
	And that's a massive difference.
	Because when you're in a cage, you must feel like you're just separated from society because you're bad.
	You're a leper.
	You're disgusting.
	But then when you get letters from that same society, it says, no, no, no, we don't want you in a cage.
	Some assholes put you in a cage.
	We don't advocate for that.
	And to get specific, Trigger Tommy was terrorized, just like I was saying with Elad.
	He was terrorized for several years.
	He moved cities to get away from Antifa.
	They kept finding him, doxing him, attacking him.
	He goes to quietly play pool with his girlfriend.
	He gets beaten with pool cues.
	He'd, by the way, beat a lot of them on the way down.
	So he's not a victim.
	He's a target.
	14 staples in his head.
	Eventually, he wants to see this punk man, but he started carrying a knife because he's getting attacked so much.
	And he pulls out the knife.
	He says, get back, get back.
	They jump him anyway.
	Maybe because they're not used to seeing knives.
	He didn't pull it out to cut them.
	He pulled it out so they go, whoa, whoa, whoa.
	Take it easy, dude.
	Whoa.
	So yes, he cut them.
	He cut to Antifa.
	He's still in prison.
	He's getting out November 2020, so he'd appreciate your letters.
	John Kinsman was the guy who showed up late to the Antifa ambush and kicked a guy after he was down.
	He got assault with a deadly weapon because he happened to have a penknife in his fucking pocket that he never touched.
	And then Max Hare was the guy who ran at them.
	The DA edited it like he was pounding them in the face.
	He was actually removing their mask.
	So Max is a young kid.
	He's working out a lot.
	John's a family man.
	And Tommy is more like Max, but more punk rock.
	And they'd really appreciate your letters.
	And JusticeForliberty.com would appreciate your donations.
	All right.
	Now, I haven't checked the mail for about a week now.
	So there's thousands of thousands of these.
	Scrolling through these mail, it looks like scrolling through that Ruth article about how a Bible isn't magic.
	Imagine you're the editor and they go, there's this tiny town full of illiterate old people and they think that a Bible is magic.
	Should I go down and blow the lid off it?
	And your editor goes, yep.
	I mean, that's why it was so long to justify her hotel bill.
	Even if she was at a shitty $60 a night motel, that's $600 to go and interview like the guy at a supply store.
	To ramble and have three pictures.
	Great job.
	Because if there's one thing I thought when I saw an old man in the tiny town with a magic oozing Bible was, that's a miracle.
	That's true.
	And then thankfully she was able to investigate and show us, no, no, no, no, no, no.
	The biggest ball of yarn off the interstate asn't actually the biggest.
	It's not actually made of yarn.
	It's paracord.
	Wouldn't that be, that actually sounds like a very good video, though, for her to go to some small Bible belt town?
	It's a cool video.
	What's this?
	Steven Werner.
	Well, he's no, I dare a motherfucker to come in my face, but here's a cringe rapper.
	Teardrops, they fall down like rain.
	I put on that old song that we danced together.
	I head back to the track.
	Jump in the middle.
	This is the kind of thing I might end up like.
	This is the kind of thing I might end up like.
	Just God Bless the Broken Road.
	You know this band?
	I know this song is a cover.
	God bless the broken road.
	Okay, boring.
	Thank you for your boring letter, sir.
	I like that.
	MD Fail.
	Alexa hates you.
	Check this out.
	Hey, guys, check out what Alexa has to say about who Gavin McInnes is.
	What do you think?
	There's nothing.
	And there's no link.
	Oh, fucking.
	Thank you very much.
	I'm sure it says I'm a far-right provocateur.
	Don't you have that on your phone?
	Alexa?
	No.
	Well, isn't the same as Siri.
	God, we have Alexa in my house.
	Are my kids doing this?
	How do you Siri?
	Hey, Siri, who is Gavin McInnes?
	Gavin McGinnis.
	Gavin McGinnis.
	Which Gavin McGinnis?
	Gavin McG...
	Which Gavin McGinnis?
	Which Gavin McGinnis?
	What would you like to know about Gavin McGinnis?
	Who is he?
	What would you like to know about Gavin Ginnin?
	Fuck off.
	I'll ask Alexa tonight, but thank you very much for your stupid, useless email.
	Another Ryan Long classic.
	Ryan and Gavin, this guy put out another classic today.
	Maybe I shouldn't be reading these as mail because they're all like basically story ideas.
	You got that one?
	Yeah, I was actually looking because somebody from Australia sent me an Alexa video.
	It's in my Google Drive.
	I got to find it.
	So Long Classic.
	Got it?
	Pulling.
	The secret to acting.
	Wow.
	Some people think that acting is about hitting your marks or learning your lines, but acting to me is about telling people how to live their lives.
	Acting to me is a good idea.
	That's enough.
	Yeah, that's a funny dude that we notice that we think is great.
	You don't have to send me a new video from him?
	The fuck?
	What a weird thing to do.
	Isn't that bizarre?
	We say, Hey, here's a funny video, and then the guy puts out a new one and someone sends it to us.
	That's like saying, Hey, Kurt Vial is pretty good.
	We like his kind of music, and they go, Hey, man, Kurt Viles got a new album out.
	What the fuck are you doing?
	We're not friends.
	Trevor Warner, marriage proposal.
	Dear God, man, right.
	Here you go, bud.
	Don't.
	God damn it.
	It doesn't play because I want it to, you see.
	I found it, though.
	It's somebody playing their Alexa.
	Oh, that was really cool, Ryan.
	Thanks.
	It's loading, and I did find it.
	No, you didn't.
	Trevor Warner.
	Oops, I just said his name.
	Dear Gavin and Ryan, there was a total smoke show at the last Trump rally, South Carolina.
	She's in the crowd behind him in the front row.
	She's wearing a backwards red hat and has a tattoo sleeve.
	No, Ryan, the SC Trump rally from 2020, not 2016, Utard.
	She's pretty hot and loves Trump.
	What more can you ask for in a lady?
	I'm hoping to use Gavin's mailbag as a conduit to communicate my new love for this stranger.
	I like her more than a friend, and I'd like to fuck you with my heels on her.
	Let me fuck you with my heels.
	Yeah, now we have to go digging up this picture.
	Why can't you include the picture?
	Jesus.
	I got to start going through the mailbag before I read these because there's so much shit here.
	Here's another link.
	What's with all the links?
	Hey, Ryan and Sidekick.
	Whoa.
	That's fucked up.
	Skip.
	This, she, he's lawyer is planning on arguing that children should not be allowed to make the decision to change their gender.
	How many of these do you think are coming in the future?
	And it's NHS gender clinic should have challenged me more over transition.
	I'm coming in the future.
	I agree with.
	When I was 16, I started on puberty blockers.
	Puberty block.
	And I was on that for a year.
	And I continued with it for an extra year along with cross-sex hormones.
	And then I was on cross-sex hormones for about four and a half years.
	So were you a bird?
	And during that time that I was on cross-sex hormones, I underwent a double mastectomy procedure where I had my breast removed.
	And that was the end of the process for me.
	And I came off of the hormones just last year.
	I also noticed that Gavin McInnes had been saying, try being gay for a while and then get back to me.
	It's something I ignored.
	And instead, I'm a lesbian who mutilated myself.
	And now I'm a titless Les who don't want to talk about it.
	It just depends how you want to.
	That's a bummer, isn't it?
	It's terrible, isn't it?
	I heard Howard Stern talking about how great it would be.
	No, it's good when they take them young because then they look way better by the time they're 20.
	That was Howard Stern's take.
	And Robin Quivers was like, sounds good.
	Let's give seven-year-olds hormones.
	You know, when I was 19, I went to college early because I'm a brilliant young man and I took summer classes, the fast tracker program.
	So I was actually graduated from high school at 17.
	I went to college my first year at 18.
	And I remember my second year there, 19, I went to the school nurse and I said, I want to get, the world's overpopulated.
	It's bad for the environment to have this many people on the planet.
	Basically the way you hear real adults talking today.
	And this would be 1989.
	And I said, I want to have my, whatever, my tubes tied.
	I want to be, and I'm an adult.
	I'm making this decision.
	I want to be infertile.
	I want to be, I want to get my, what's it fucking called?
	For men, it's vasectomy for men.
	Vasectomy.
	I want a vasectomy.
	And the doctor just goes, no.
	And I go, I'm saying I want it done.
	He goes, that's ridiculous.
	You're too young.
	No, we're not doing that.
	This is back when, you know, doctors could be real and they didn't have to worry about getting sued.
	So I didn't.
	And now I have three wonderful children.
	And two balls.
	And two balls.
	Doctor just didn't listen to my stupid fucking ideas.
	Fucking ideas.
	You're a faggot, Gavin.
	I take it you're not familiar with our show, okay?
	Yeah, like what.
	Where is Gavin McInnes?
	He's a faggot, Gavin.
	According to Wikipedia, Gavin McInnes is a Canadian writer and far-right political commentator noted for his promotion of violence against political opponents.
	Yeah, I want Hillary to be punched in the face.
	Me too.
	That's the other thing.
	Play it through.
	Like to the guy who yelled faggot.
	So wait a minute.
	You think that I would like to take the three of you back to my hotel room and then I would strip you nude and I guess I would take my pants off and then I would put on high-heel shoes size 11 high-heel shoes that I've packed.
	And then I guess I ride on your ding-dong.
	Or you ride on my ding-dong?
	I don't know how.
	In their defense, it doesn't mean you're going to do it, just means that you want to do it.
	So.
	But here's mine.
	Who is Ryan Katsu Rivera?
	According to Medium, if you can't already tell from his name or facial characteristics, Mr. Katsu Rivera is a half Puerto Rican, half Japanese, full-blooded Nazi.
	That's a joke article that was...
	And now it's taken seriously as a seriously.
	Okay, I think we're done here.
	Oh, man.
	Ryan, shut up me.
	Wait, what are you doing that for?
	We don't usually end it that way.
	I was trying to do...
	All right, let's end with some funny videos.
	We have a woman falling through the ceiling at 2-9, and you can see it bulging there.
	Now, you've got to keep, make sure you have the whole thing in, Ryan.
	God, I hate the way you zoom in on shit.
	Look at that guy.
	He's right below it.
	Dude, get the fuck out of there.
	You see the bulge?
	Get out of there.
	Look at him just meandering around.
	Maybe it's his girlfriend or his sister.
	I'll catch you.
	What was she doing up there?
	So this is not the...
	That's sheetrock.
	That wasn't that sort of super thin stuff that's at your high school.
	A sheetrock corner coming down from 20 feet onto your head, that could do some serious damage.
	Look, it's like giving birth.
	This is like a Pink Floyd the Wall video.
	It's like a Jurassic video.
	We don't need no education.
	Trying to hold on to that cord.
	That cord was doing a good job at first.
	It was like, I'll help you.
	By the way, if you're ever below a woman falling, get near a pillar.
	You're going to be much safer there.
	Did she lose her shoes?
	What was she thinking?
	She's okay.
	We're not laughing at a dead woman.
	That reminds me of that scene in Animal House where he's looking at Playboy, and the woman comes flying through the window, and he goes, thank you, God.
	It's the funniest two seconds in the history of film.
	Thank you, God.
	Wait, go back.
	The way that stunt woman deserves an Academy Award.
	Look at her.
	Thank you, God!
	It's like a people's elbow turned into like a...
	Really?
	They did not beat her on the bush with that wipeout.
	And I remember being that age, not quite that age, but like 14 and just looking at Pustler and stuff and just saying, God, please, please.
	There must be some woman somewhere in the world who's lonely right now and would like to be with me.
	Maybe you could just zap me there and then zap me back.
	I don't want to own her.
	Just like two seconds, please.
	And then you get to be, when does your libido slow down?
	Probably 30, would you say?
	About 6 p.m. for me.
	When is the hell over?
	You should tell young kids that because, God, being 16, the relentless fucking beating off.
	I can control my libido.
	So I could allow myself to be hornski, but usually I'm just an upstanding citizen.
	How long could you go without getting laid?
	I mean, it's been months.
	I have my times where I do beat off, which is disgusting.
	But you're not a proud boy.
	The majority of my time is not even to be dead.
	Did you quit the proud boys?
	No.
	So then you're not a second degree.
	I'm convinced I hold out and don't masturbate more than anybody else that I know in my life.
	I'm convinced of that.
	That's so weird.
	I don't know why that came across as so gay.
	All right.
	Final video then.
	I thought this was good.
	And you know, you watch that movie Upgrade where he's fighting the robot, not the robots, but the like cyber guys who have all these improvements, right?
	And he's going to lose and die.
	And then the stem in his, in his head says, he's predicting my every move, Michael.
	I don't know what else we can do.
	This is up to you.
	And then Michael goes, I know.
	I'm going to make this other cyborg guy mad.
	And then I'll be able to kick his ass because he'll be irrational.
	And he says, yeah, when I chopped your brother's face off, I could hear him begging for mercy as the knife sunk through his face.
	And then the guy snaps, goes at him, and then he's able to kill him by impaling him on some broken glass.
	Similarly, this construction worker doesn't do good adrenaline control.
	One of the reasons the Proud Boys beat each other up while naming five breakfast cereals is to practice adrenaline control.
	When you're in a confrontational situation, your heart is pounding.
	You need to stay calm because someone who's freaking out and going wild on adrenaline is easy prey because they can't concentrate.
	Look at the fuck.
	Shows that char.
	Show me that.
	Can you fuck up your fat cunt?
	You fucking fat ginger nudge cunt.
	Look at you, you ginger nudge.
	You ginger nons.
	Fuck, fuck, are we here?
	Oh, oh, shoot, oh, shoot.
	Oh my god.
	So I don't know if he died or not.
	He went for a spin down there.
	That might be more than one floor.
	That looks far.
	You can get a glimpse of his orange down there.
	Can you?
	Yeah.
	But just for a millisecond, though.
	God, I hope we're not laughing at dead people.
	That should be this sort of subhead for this show.
	Get off my lawn in brackets.
	I hope we're not laughing at dead people.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	and never stop fighting.
	But I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean.
	Cause it was a Monday, no Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
	Then Saturday came around.

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