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Feb. 10, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S02E122 - ANTIFA DEATH TOLL [2020-02-10 - S02E122 - ANTIFA DEATH TOLL]
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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
What is going on, buddies?
Kehalceley TikTok.
We got some Piati Lurkeys in the house.
Huda Hafis.
That was Bloody Wood.
They are from New Delhi.
They used to be a joke band.
They would take a song, a pop song, and they would make it into like a rock song.
But then they went, we're getting kind of good at this.
Let's make songs.
Can you turn my viewfinder towards me?
You can turn my viewfinder towards me.
I don't really mind Urdu Hindi.
Maybe because they're genetically the same as us, basically, from the Caucasus Mountains, right?
They have the same predilections when it comes to mouths.
You gotta say, though, when your culture involves bare feet, it's not a good culture.
Like those guys with the funny hats dancing around with no shoes, you're like, you don't have shoes in your shit?
You gotta include shoes in your outfit.
When you're shoeless, you're vulnerable to parasites, and they could make you stupid.
I just heard on Rogan the other day.
The reason why the South, everybody thinks that they're so dumb, new angle.
Oh, look at this.
Ryan has a new angle.
We decided that giant wide wasn't really helping.
It doesn't look very focused, dude.
You look blurry, yar.
Yar is dude in Urdu.
Yar.
Kehalcele, Yar.
K is like how.
Halcele.
How are you doing?
And then Yar, dude.
Key Halcele, Yar.
The cella is always weird.
social equipment.
They have to get like a Oh, Aaron Neville.
Aaron Neville.
You have to get Aaron Neville.
Key Halce.
You have to get Bee Gee Boys on it.
Wait, the Bee Geys.
The Bee Ge Boys.
Bee Ge Boys?
My favorite record of all time is Saturday Night Fever by the Bee Gee Boys.
They are fucking rocking, man.
Let me tell you what's Saturday Night Fever.
So anyway, I heard that a lot of barefoot southerners, they would get this hookworm and it literally makes you stupid.
Like the scientific term, stupid.
This hookworm.
Yeah.
From being barefoot.
Yeah, and so from Texas to, you know, I think like, you know, Florida, whatever, the entire South, like 50% of the population in the South, and it would make you have like a glossy gaze and not be able to think very much well like me.
I went barefoot for a while.
You've got a glossy gaze.
I do.
I've been looking up way more lime stuff and I'm scared as hell.
Well, then why don't you get your fucking second bloods?
I should get my second bloods.
I was looking in that.
It's 110 bucks.
You're out there.
I see you fucking walking around with a suit and a briefcase.
Like, hello, I'm a businessman.
I'm like, be a businessman and go take care of your shit.
That's not very businessy, B, I guess.
Even the other day, you go, I'm going to get health care.
Don't get health care.
It's a fucking boatload a month.
You're 30 years old.
You should maybe have some sort of emergency cancer care.
You're not going to get fucking cancer.
But the fact that you haven't rechecked to see if you have Lymes boggles the mind.
It's actually Lyme.
Now I'm correcting you.
You're smart.
Out for blue blood.
This is today's paper.
Would-be police assassin strikes again.
This is the media, not the New York Post, but this man is killing cops because of the bullshit narrative that cops are Nazis and they're out to hunt you and you want revenge.
Hey, guess what?
I would want revenge.
If I was told on a daily basis that mustache lives matter and the police were shooting guys with mustaches, I'd be fucking pissed off.
Especially if I was a stupid psychotic asshole.
I would go, I want to kill these fucking pigs.
Let's kill them.
So people do.
In New York City, they shot.
Remember we promised ourselves we would memorize the name of the two cops who were shot in that car?
Okay, Rafael Ramos.
Rafael Ramos, good.
Ling.
China, can you get some normal names, please?
Chao Ming Si.
Wow, Jin, Chen, Chen.
Something wrong with you.
Chen sounds right.
Yes.
He had a baby recently, even though he was killed many years ago.
They took sperm out of his bag at the corner and then put it in his wife's vagina.
Alright, I'm going to have to look it up.
I feel bad.
I should get one.
Rafael Ramos.
Win Jian Liu.
We got to write it on the...
Get up from your desk.
But we should remember it.
Well, we will if it's on the eraser board.
There's a bunch of shit on our eraser board, like 130 a-day opioids.
That's a stat I can never remember.
Wenjian Liu.
Someone just came up.
Well, a Muslim, by the way.
No one ever talks about this.
It was a fucking Muslim.
Yes, he was black.
Yes, he hated pigs.
Yes, he was Black Lives Matter.
But he was a Muslim, and he'd given himself an Islamic name.
And he went up to the car where those guys were just sitting around in a shitty neighborhood where they had been stationed to try to lower crime because old ladies were scared and girls were getting raped.
And they showed up there to try to help out.
Dead.
And what did he say before he did it?
Pigs are going to fly tonight.
Pigs flew.
Did the Shakira thing afterwards?
I've been meaning to tell you this, but I haven't seen you since Thursday.
Ryan came back to my neighborhood after the live show on Thursday.
He had something to do upstate, so he came to the burbs, and we went to a bar in my neighborhood that I usually only go to in the day.
The boys.
And there were two girls there, Alligator Arms and Beanbag.
One of them is a supermodel who's been stuffing her face so much that this is just brrr.
But this is Angelina Jolie levels.
But as soon as you get to here, there's a double chin.
She doesn't look like my 650-pound life.
She's not meant to be fat.
And then the other girl is a super hot smoke show from the Canary Islands, I believe, which is a fascinating thing to look up.
But she has little tiny, stubby little alligator arms, little T-Rex fat arms.
So I assumed I'd seen them at my local hood before, and I assumed that they were fascinated by me, which is a problem you have when you started Vice and you used to hang out with Johnny Knoxville.
You assume everyone knows that or gives a shit about that, even though it's decades and decades ago?
And so they're talking to the boring people in my neighborhood, and they go, well, they obviously want to get with a real thing.
So I should probably break the dam at some point and say, hello, here I am.
What do you want to do?
And I also thought, let's see if I have game.
I haven't talked to ladies in a, well, since I've been married 20 years ago.
Let's, uh.
Is that good or bad?
Like a badass fucking stoge in the mouth.
I love how you.
I was trying to look like a fucking insect.
And I'm like, this is good.
That guy is tough in his string vest.
Wow, yeah, that's gross.
So I thought, I'm going to try game again.
Actually, this story isn't sounding as good as it felt on the weekend.
But I came out of the bathroom.
You were there.
Yes.
And I went over and I went, hi, my name's Gavin.
Dude, my game is gone.
It's not a bicycle.
You do forget how to ride it.
Holy shit, I was in preschool.
It was so fucking bad that that happened Thursday night after we did the live show.
Friday, Saturday, Sunday till right now, I've been remembering it and going, oh, God.
When you start whistling, you're like, I get a chill.
I start humming when I douche myself out.
It's like sometimes I'll imagine the worst thing possible happening to my kids.
Like they fall between a cruise ship and the deck, and then the space closes and I can't find them.
And I'll just go, bah, bah, blah.
You have to viscerally do something.
No, I have to physically go back.
Yes, yes, yes.
And my daughter's asked me, she goes, sometimes you're driving and I see you go, bah.
What is that?
And I go, oh, that's me imagining you getting crushed under a steamroller.
A curse with a vivid imagination.
I don't like it.
That's why my dad has it too.
It's why we were never allowed to discuss retards at dinner.
Enough!
I go, he has Down syndrome.
Stop it!
Eating our tiny Scottish portions where you'd finish dinner and you'd hear as your stomach was so hungry after your microwave lettuce and your piece of meat this big.
Jesus Christ.
No wonder I'm such a fucking midge.
Anyway, yeah, and then I said, so you guys are from here.
You're visiting from Spain, I understand.
I was fucking Martin Lawrence from Halfwitz.
Martin Lawrence?
No, what's his name?
Martin Schwartz character Lawrence from Halfwitz.
So you guys are, you're from the Canary Islands, I understand, and you're from Spain.
You're both visiting here as au pairs.
That must be nice.
And then I can feel myself.
Yeah, show that picture.
This is my game.
That's who I am when I talk to girls.
It was fucking horrible.
Fuck.
And then at one point, I thought, look, I'm never going to see them again.
Why don't I just walk away right now?
You know, like why do, Did you?
I just thought, why not just leave?
You know, I have a theory that might get you out of feeling like shit.
They were masturbating after I left with magic wands.
No, she did not bring out a Hatachi.
That was heaven.
She, well, her alligator arms couldn't even reach down there, I'm sure.
And she uses her feet.
It's like those people who can make, like, with no arms, who can make like a cup of coffee with their feet.
Toss salad with fucking fucking write a note.
Hey.
Miss you even more than my arms.
I think because your body doesn't actually need to get with her and oh God.
And being good at it, if you will.
That your survival instinct isn't geared up.
It's almost like when you try to fight somebody boxing, but if like somebody like punched your kid and they were like, I'm going to punch him again.
Like if you were like a billionaire and you had your own boxing gym in your house and your daddy would get you to spar with people and you'd be like, yeah, maybe.
You know?
That's a possibility.
Like you can't lift the car just for the shits and giggles, but if your kid was under the car, I'm telling you from my soul, I had zero gain.
I was basically, how near you?
I am the aunt angry.
That's who I was.
Well, I had expected a molecule of reciprocation when I entered, like, oh, so you're who we've been hearing about, or something like that.
And then when I got up there, they're both like, Yeah, what?
An ugly old turtle with AIDS is trying to hit on us.
What?
Turtles and crocodiles.
Why are you talking to us, George Burns?
What are you doing?
It's quiet.
Yeah, no, it's quiet for him.
Oh, you're not looking to meet me.
I went to my wife's family reunion, and there's a bunch of younger guys there, like her cousins and stuff, that were 35.
And I sort of walked up with my beer because I got tats and stuff.
And I was like, hey, guys, like, okay, I can Reddit AMA.
Where do you want to start?
I can answer a few questions, but not too many.
I got to get back with a grown-up.
So what do you want to know?
And they saw George Burns coming up to them.
They don't see it.
I'm not cool.
I have to understand.
I'm not cool.
This is you.
Something about.
Wait, that makes you look like a fucking loser.
Why would you choose her?
Jane Lynch?
I said George Burns 80 times.
Why wouldn't you just choose the guy I'm saying?
I was looking up this book.
Jane Lynch.
You're comparing me to Jane Lynch?
An old lesbian?
Yeah, her whole thing is acts cool, isn't cool.
Yeah, that's 90% of comedy.
Will Farrell, John Glazer.
George Burns.
When girls are nice to me, too, it's like in a Santa way.
That's who I am to these people.
So that's actually a great picture.
Because when I went up to those girls, I thought I was like Ryan Dunn or whatever, the guy who died in Jackass.
Ryan Dunn, yeah.
But they were actually seeing this.
Actually, I had the same shirt.
You were like, Ryan, wish you were done talking to us.
That was Ryan D-O-N-E.
They wish you had the same fate.
God took the wrong one there.
It was brutal.
I'm tempted to start hitting on chicks again, not because I'd ever cheated my wife, but sort of like if you go to do a push-up and you can't even do one, you go, shit, I got to start doing push-ups.
Anyway, that's not interesting to folks at home, but for some reason, I texted myself this weekend and said, make sure you talk about beanbag and alligator arms and how fucking pathetic you were.
Beanbag.
Wow.
Oh, this pen's died.
In more important news, and I'm just like Antifa because we have a great Antifa video that Ryan and I worked on all day.
It talks about the Antifa death toll.
So I'm just in my Antifa clothes.
No class, no values.
Actual pain.
This was a great brand.
Are they still around?
So we're going to get down to that.
Now, it's going to seem a little derivative and repetitive because you've come across it before.
But it's important because on Sunday, this whole Antifa terrorist thing was trending and I saw it trending and went, good.
And then I looked it up and it was all people going, they're anti-fascist and there's been no deaths.
They've never killed anyone.
They've killed 16 people.
And I'm going to break that down.
You're going to see me repeating shit I said about the base and Adam Offen.
But the reason I made it repetitive is because I want to put it on YouTube and they don't necessarily have the paywall.
So I fucked you over in that sense.
Dude, we're not on Instagram anymore.
Well, who's there on Twitter?
Yeah.
We're still there on After Effects.
They can't take away our drawing of our account.
I have a template.
I can change it.
Maybe a Gab account or something?
Or your Telegram.
How about your Telegram?
So let's get through the news.
That doesn't sound very inspiring.
And then I want to get over the Antifa shit.
Oscars watched it last night with my wife for a little bit.
I was live texting.
You know, getting kicked off Twitter has actually been very good for my social life because I'll live text with my friends like Anthony Kumia and Kale Hartman.
And now I'm establishing connections with people I love and respect as opposed to just the abyss of strangers.
But the fucking commercials, the whole thing had diversity so far up its ass because of Oscar's So White.
And if you recall, the Michael Eric Dyson thing, when he goes, oh, so Oscar's So White didn't mean anything.
That was bullshit.
And I go, yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying.
It was fucking bullshit.
Blacks win more Oscars than they are represented in the community.
They're 14% of the population and they win.
About 70% represented.
About 20% of the Oscars, they win.
Yeah, but on TV and stuff like that, I mean TV is crazy.
Overrepresented.
And that is because they are great consumers.
So it's when you like guys that look like me are probably as much as blacks in the population, but we're not as heavily featured because we don't buy shit.
Blacks buy stuff.
Same with young girls.
But yeah, the commercials were like, we've done everything in this country and we've fought for what's right.
And then they have JFK and then they'll have like a black astronaut from the 50s in black and white.
And you go, you went in outer space.
And they go, and they're in outer space because she checked the numbers.
And they have some black woman from hidden figures checking the numbers.
Look, with NASA, there was a lot of bullshit, shitty, boring math work you had to do and double check.
Pages and like thousands of pages of boring math equations.
Blacks were cheap labor.
Women were even cheaper labor.
So they used black women to go through the data and just check the most preliminary, boring 2 plus 2 equals 4 math data.
I'm sorry.
Hidden figures is a lie.
They were not an integral part of the space program.
They were basically math janitors.
I'm sorry.
But the commercials made you think that we lived in South Africa in reverse, where whites were under apartheid.
And this one particularly annoyed me.
It's about how Stupid white people are always checking their phones, and how black women are just looking at them, going, God damn it, read a book or something.
I'm never on my phone.
Because if there's one thing living in New York City, you never see, it's a black woman looking at her phone.
No, never.
Look at this.
Oh, there's a black woman on her phone.
They got one.
This is, just pause.
This is a thing with commercials now.
And you got to understand, car ads, car ads are made for white women.
That's who buys cars in America, white women.
Probably 70% of cars bought in America are bought by white women.
In white households, it's always the woman buying the car.
The man doesn't care.
He's busy at work.
So this is trying, this is what you're looking at right now is a white woman's fantasy.
And it's a mocha-skinned, so I'm going to say half-black woman with a white husband.
And you'll notice the kid, like if she was that light and the husband's white, the kid's going to be like basically white with slightly curly hair.
But they actually blackify the kid more because I think they're scared of saying we're diluting the race.
So this is what women want.
And I don't quite understand why.
Because I think they secretly want to be that black woman.
Maybe.
But here's the other crazy part.
If you could give them a pill and say, all right, I know your fantasy is to be a mocha-colored black chick who's a badass.
Just take this pill.
They go, yeah, I'll take it tomorrow.
I'm super busy right now, but I have to tie up some loose ends and stuff.
But I mean, I can't wait to take it.
So it's a weird fantasy where they want that, but they don't want that.
I really, I don't understand.
Please don't give me your Siri, Ryan.
I have to spell that.
You stupid little people.
Oh, my phone!
What is going on with that?
I have to admit, to my theory's discredit, there are a lot of visible minorities looking at their phones in this.
Not necessarily an anti-white ad.
But this part.
stupid white woman pushing her kid across the street Anyway, that was boring.
That was the general tone of the Oscars.
They had some Indian dude come out and say, nobody out here looks like me.
I'm a brown guy.
Oh boy, I gotta go be.
What?
Well, he didn't exactly say that.
Then they had some other affirmative action hire, this chicken and big afro, come out.
She goes, hello, welcome to the Oscars.
And she was so confident that she was fucking up.
Sort of like boxing where you think you could just kill the guy and you can't.
And she comes down.
Let's get down to the orchestra where we are honored to meet our conductor.
What's you?
Probably like Isaac Jackson or I don't know.
What's your name?
I didn't put that in the notes, but maybe like Oscar host forgets conductor's name.
It was really fucking embarrassing.
And then he yells out, Robin.
Yeah, yeah, I'm Robin.
Anyway, great times, fun stuff.
Robin.
Robin.
And then, uh, John Miller from my alma mater, blaze TV, where I was fired said, uh, what the fuck is going to do?
No, that's going to be hard to find.
I'll find it.
While you show John Miller's tweet, which I love John.
He was my co-worker.
We went to Kelly's Irish Times in D.C. on a regular basis.
High-quality human being, great drunk.
A man named Bong Jun-ho wins Oscar for Best Original Screenplay over Once Upon a Time in Hollywood 1917.
Acceptance speech was great honor, thank you.
Then he proceeds to give the rest of his speech in Korean.
These people are the destruction of America.
And then go back.
Make no mistake, John Miller is emboldened in Trump's America.
Forget that he's black.
We beat the Nazis once and we'll crush them again, says Nancy Levine.
Blue wave emoji vote.
Fucking dead Nazis.
In fact, Jordan Peele made a show where we fucking hunt you.
Fucking Nazis.
By the way, if you shoot a guy because he has a swastika in his house and he's a racist, that's murder.
I don't like racists.
I don't like Nazis.
I don't like anti-Semites.
I don't like homophobes.
But killing them is a crime.
They have to have done something bad.
And we have trials for that and everything.
But what do you think John Miller was saying?
Well, you John Miller.
Perhaps they're not because he's not embracing the country that awarded him this and that he's having the success in.
And the crowd is more than happy to listen to languages that aren't.
Are you speaking English?
I'm just throwing stuff out the wall seeing what six.
No, but it's, you know.
What are you talking about?
The destruction of America.
How dumb are you?
This is shocking.
The destruction of America is like the embrace of the fact that why aren't we speaking the same language and it's like, yay, Koreans being spoken or whatever.
The destruction of America, right?
Well, people are plotting a language that they can't understand.
They say, what's that mean?
But they like it.
Oh, so you're saying the way they clapped at the Korean?
Yeah, that's like, okay.
He proceeds to give the rest of his speech in Korean.
These people are to the destruction of America.
Oh, okay.
Also, they're getting tons of opportunities coming here, and they get their movie all, you know, winning awards and stuff in this country.
And then they're, instead of being like, oh, cool, at least say something in English, they're just shut up, Brian.
I think what he's saying is we had some great American movies there, some great Western Movies, and because we're ethnomasochists, we naturally go to whatever else someone else is doing.
So we go to Korea and we say, What were you doing?
That's our favorite movie.
You're a good movie, and it was an amazing movie.
That's our favorite movie.
Fuck, we're stupid, we're gay.
And there was definitely a lot of ethnomasochism there.
Oh, here was an interesting point.
American Factory won.
And I watched it.
It is a really, really good documentary created by Barack Obama.
I should have my Miles hat on.
You have to see this movie.
It's supposed to be showing you that we can work with China and there's no such thing as borders.
It's pro-globalist.
It's pro-union.
They actually build a union to fuck with the Chinese because the Chinese are too harsh.
But I learned so much from this movie that Barack Obama didn't want me to learn.
For example, A, life in China fucking sucks so bad.
Oh my God, you're talking about unions and socialism?
Communism, which is where all socialism ends up, is hell on earth.
These people don't see their kids back in China for a year.
Sometimes two.
You don't see your kids for two years?
That's our proud boy buddies in prison.
That's hell on earth.
That's a great, I would say that's a great metric of society.
How often do you see your kids?
Well, welfare moms see their kids all day, every day.
No, not really.
And as soon as they get out of the house, they're gone.
They're gone all day playing around.
But you're right, that's a good touche.
But they definitely don't not see them for a fucking year.
Look at these slaves.
The Chinese are slaves.
Slavery is alive and well in China.
They work 13-hour days, six days a week.
They're not allowed to see their fucking kids.
If that's not slavery, what is?
And they don't get paid shit.
So that was illuminating.
But also, the reason that factory had to be taken over by Chinese is because Obama killed it.
When Obama did the GM bailout, he focused on the United Auto Workers Union.
That factory used to be run by a different union.
What were they called?
The Obama administration's auto bailout highly favored the UAW and its members.
The GM plant in Moraine, which is where the movie is shot, was unionized by the IUECWA.
So, despite being one of the top GM facilities for quality, efficiency, and production in the country, this is in Ohio, it was shuttered and its employees were put at the back of the line when requesting transfers to other GM plants.
Any non-UAW employees looking to transfer were forced to start as new hires, wiping clean any wages, tenure, and benefits built up during careers at other GM plants.
Meanwhile, when she gets up there, she goes, we would like to devote this film to the United Workers of the World, which is from the Communist Manifesto.
And her head was shaved bald.
Finally, in our Oscar's news segment, Joaquin Phoenix did a speech.
This is the problem with Joaquin Phoenix.
He's realizing that he's become a hero of the alt-right, and he doesn't want to be, because that's career suicide.
So he swung the pendulum the other way and now talks about injustice like it's bad.
Some of the distressing issues that we are facing collectively.
And I think at times we feel...
We're made to feel we talked about this before, but actors are never sincere.
This is a man acting.
He's acting out his own script that he wrote.
That we champion different causes.
But for me, I see commonality.
I think whether we're talking about the culture.
I definitely see commonality.
Everyone in that entire room hates Trump.
There couldn't be more commonality.
I don't think there's one pro-life person in that room.
I don't think there's one climate change denier in that room.
That room is pure commonality.
And they represent a very small percentage of America.
Yeah, more like communality.
Comminality.
Gender inequality or racism or queer rights or indigenous rights or animal rights.
We're talking about the fight against injustice.
We're talking about the fight against the belief that one nation, one people, one race, one gender, or one species has the right to dominate, control, and use and exploit another with impunity.
Just pause.
Or end.
I think we're done with the Oscars.
I do have the right to exploit another species with impunity.
They're called cows.
And I'm eating them.
In fact, I had one at lunch today.
I am a speciesist, and I can eat cows with impunity.
What the fuck are you talking about?
It's in the Bible.
Are we not better than cows?
Should a cow be president?
We're all equal.
All species are equal.
Cows should be in the White House.
They represent what percent of the population?
Probably as many as Muslims.
We have Muslims in office.
We should have fucking cows in office.
Can we marry cows?
Where does it end?
Can I fuck a cow?
If I can't eat a cow.
Is it not speciesist?
Now I sound like Chank Younger.
Uger.
Is it not speciesist to say I can't fuck a cow?
I'm going to be a pro-vegetable.
I did fuck a lot of cows in college when I was drunk.
You wanted to fuck an alligator for pizza for?
I did try to fuck it now.
No, I did not try to fuck her.
I was just seeing if I had game.
Gotcha.
I did not.
What's it called?
We got to work on this camera.
Instead of PETA, it's like Vita.
Yeah, and then also because when you leave to go to the green screen room, I mean, we can't go to another wide shot to like...
It's not like people go, cool, I got to see his buns.
But maybe it should be higher and pointing down because you have cool equipment.
Yeah.
So maybe I was wrong to lower it.
Anyway, it's a learning curve.
I've only been here for what?
June, July, August, September, October, November, December, January, February.
Eight months?
Nine months?
Why is there no sympathy for cabbage and tomatoes and lettuce?
If you start vying for vegetable rights, I think that'd be a good...
You know what I'm saying, though?
Why could we eat vegetables?
Also in the news, the Indie Spirit Awards.
I'm not going to talk about that.
I'm done with the awards.
This is going around 19.
Some hot chick.
And I think it makes people even more mad when it's a hot chick.
I'm an egalitarian, so I don't care who's doing it.
But kissing the black Hebrew Israelites' black boots is a thing.
And it happened recently, and everyone's freaking out about it.
It went viral.
It also froze, I guess.
I don't know.
Use my time stamp.
Go ahead, man.
Yes.
Oh no.
Oh no.
That's the point.
Put it on the speaker, put it on the speaker.
There you go.
Right here.
Here it is, right here.
Look at his Jake Boocher.
He's all pretty intimidated.
Look at him.
I'm so proud of himself.
I did it.
Pretty Jewish.
And this is, what, a couple weeks after the black Hebrew Israelites, that group in this town, so it's this branch, went and murdered two Jews.
Two kosher Orthodox Jews in New Jersey.
So you're saying thank you for killing the Jews, black Hebrews.
I hate Jews.
I hate Jews.
Kill more Orthodox Jews.
That guy's got three kisses already.
You killed Jews?
He's not even going for the left boot.
This is the weird standard we have.
One white lunatic murders some fucking freak in Charlottesville, and we hear about it for the rest of our lives.
Some white NASCAR dude, Z dad, said the N-word in the 80s, and he's vilified.
Yet black Hebrew Israelites can murder Jews, and liberals kiss their boots.
They literally kiss their boots.
Look how proud they are.
They did it.
She's clapping.
She's clapping the notion of kissing his fucking boots.
This guy's had way more game than me.
Look, he's proud of himself.
I did it.
Is he crying?
I sent you an email, by the way, with 37 other examples of this.
It's a phenomenon.
It was after that.
Obadiah?
Nope.
What's that got to do with the Black Hebrew Israelites?
It's a bunch of YouTube links.
Did I not send it?
No, it was very recent.
It'll be the last thing I sent you.
No, I don't got it.
Oh, maybe I hadn't sent it yet.
Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom.
Oh, I didn't send it.
I'm sorry.
It's all right.
Doom, doom, doom, doom.
Taka, taka, taka.
Doom, doom, doom.
Stop.
Ooh.
Look, Ezra Levant just sent me breaking news.
That's fun.
I'm glad I went to my McCaputer.
That's what my daughter called computers when she was about three.
McComputer.
Uh-oh.
Nothing wrong with that.
It's funny how you pick up all their little things they say.
My father, my son, my fucking son, slayed at basketball this weekend.
I was going to go to a big boxing night, and I said, sorry, guys, got to do kids stuff.
And I was so glad I didn't go to the fucking luncheon thing where they ate elk.
Because I saw my son win 11 of the 16 points of the basketball game.
He's a baseball guy.
Dang.
But shooting from basically half court.
He got a three-pointer and four two-pointers.
Eight, nine, ten, eleven.
The score was 1614.
He got 11 of the 16 points.
Sheesh.
Moral of the story is fucking kiss black Hebrew Israelites boots, especially after a massacre.
Now, in these boot kissers' defense, the clips I'm showing you now are from before they killed those two Jews in Jersey.
So these are not quite as horrific, but they're still pretty bad.
And God, I wish I was there.
Black Hebrew Israelites are always in New York, but I wish I was there when I saw this boot kissing.
I could just go, you fucking cuck.
You ethno-masochist, self-hating piece of shit.
Do you think they respect you now?
Do you think we're even Stephen now?
You fucking dummy.
You got a chance right now to show the Most High that you are sorry for the actions of your people so that you can potentially protect you.
What are the actions of your people?
Didn't the Moors dominate Spain for 400 years?
Didn't Hannibal and his elephants cross over to Italy and dominate Sicily for years?
Didn't you promote slavery?
Where do we buy the slaves from?
Arabs and Jews traded in blacks.
Whites showed up at the 11th hour.
How about the fucking slave trade in Africa right now?
Are you going to apologize for that?
Is this Naruto?
What about the horrific crime rate?
What about 14% are responsible for 50% of violent crimes?
Can we get an apology from you?
How about the fucking 20 black men killed by black men every single fucking day?
Can we get an apology for that?
Look at this fucking clown.
Maybe scroll ahead to his kiss.
Here comes.
Oh, praise this sort of moment.
Sorry Come on You're a crazy homeless guy.
This should make you sick.
No, it's a rich college student.
This is sort of like that mega kid, the mentally deficient mega kid, who was beaten up by blacks, but it's voluntary.
Okay, next.
Wow, that's there's a lot of these.
So bizarre.
I know, it's totally unique to whites.
You'll never see a black person or an Asian.
You couldn't get me to fucking do that with a gun to my head.
No, I'd rather die.
Look at this.
It makes me want to beat the white person up.
Of course.
I have no problem with the black Hebrew Israelites.
Well, I have a problem with them, but in this scenario, I have no problem with them saying do that.
In fact, like I was saying earlier about art, I like when these kind of things happen because it's open to interpretation.
I think this is a great example.
They provided a great example of the cuckery of rich white liberals.
Sorry.
This is San Francisco.
An underlying implication of violence might follow if they don't go through.
No, no.
This isn't fear.
No, this is zero fear.
Weird.
This is 100% capitulation and shame.
Their boots kissed.
Look at this.
This guy looks white.
You know what they should do with their boots?
Work in them.
How about you work in your work boots?
Your brand new boots.
That's how you know what we say.
This man already kissing your boots.
The Bible says cut like a two-edged sword.
Divide in your soul.
All of them have brand new boots.
Good point.
They're brand spanky.
What is that now?
Wait a minute.
I'm sorry for what?
Irish slavery?
These boots are a little more broken in, if you've noticed.
I have seen white dudes in the black Hebrew Israelites, which if anyone knows anything about BHI, they fucking hate white people.
They do not allow you to marry outside your race.
So that we are not going to be that wicked, evil race no more.
You understand?
Now the rest of America abandoned the whole race.
Now this is San Francisco, so maybe this is a fucking fetish or something for you.
Power Rangers villain?
Black men come in the rulership.
The rest of you devils, you ain't going to...
Anyway, it's not new what's going on there.
I'd like to take a moment to talk about the site I just launched, JusticeForLiberty.com.
I'd like you to go there, Ryan, if you could make maybe and post a lower third for this.
Okay, let me write that out.
Justiceforliberty.com.
And it is a charity for John Kinsman's Baby Liberty.
She can visit her father.
Her poor fucking dad, John, is building...
So he builds like mazes and spelling tests and math equations for them and like workbooks.
He makes workbooks for the kids and then sends them and then they work on the fucking workbooks.
But go down to the video.
So this is justiceforliberty.com and let's just hear that out.
Hi, my name is EC Kinsman and this is my daughter Liberty.
And her dad, John Kinsman, is currently serving four years in New York State Penitentiary with his friend Max for the crime of defending himself against a domestic terrorist organization Antifa, who decided that the night of the speech that my husband attended that they were going to vandalize the club and leave a manifesto promising more damage, more violence.
And they delivered.
The next night they show up with their own medic.
10 of them beat up one guy, a journalist, and robbed him.
And the prosecution basically let him also slap him on the wrist.
My husband leaves the club with the police escort and six members of Antifa with masks on their face, which is illegal in New York.
They show up with masks on their face, they intercept the group that my husband was in, throw a bottle of urine, and then my husband turns, a fight breaks out.
My husband turns the corner and sees this, and he jumps in to help because Antifa is known to carry weapons and God knows what else.
So in response, the prosecution swears up and down that they tried to look for Antifa, but they couldn't find them.
Meanwhile, they admitted in court that they used Antifa's doxing methods.
They used Antifa's sympathizers in order to gather all this evidence against my husband and his friends.
So they couldn't find Antifa, but they were able to find, to prosecute, but they were able to find Antifa to get information against my husband and his friends.
At the end of the day, the media was just as bad because they decided that they were going to, they needed a reason for people to hate him.
So they wanted to call him a Nazi.
So when I was there with him every day of the trial, they would put their cameras down.
They refused to take a picture of me and him together because it destroyed their narrative of painting him as a Nazi.
I even asked them why, and they told me that I had nothing to do with the case.
Well, that's never stopped them from taking pictures of anybody with their husband and wife if they're on trial.
It doesn't matter.
But I ruined their narrative for them and they couldn't allow that to happen.
I was even mentioned in the trial by name.
That never made it to the papers.
So on top of that, Governor Cuomo uses as an incident to prove that he was tough on racism, even though the people of color were my husband's friends, not Antifa, that everybody was protecting.
So we're back to the obvious right now, that Trump supporters are the real problem.
And that seems to be what everyone wants to agree on, that we're the problem, we're the Nazis, and that's how you justify the violence against us.
And anyone who fights back gets four years in prison.
If you don't fight back against Antifa, you get a bike block to the head, you get a brain bleed, a brain hemorrhage.
And the police, prosecutors will do nothing about this.
So I ask you, please look into this matter.
This baby girl is going to be four.
My son's going to be eight, and my other daughter is going to be six.
And this is completely unfair.
Bring justice to John.
Bring justice to our family.
And most importantly, bring justice for liberty.
Join me at justiceforliberty.com.
Thank you.
Great job, huh?
That was all off the dome.
Yeah.
You could probably say a lot more, too, just probably.
Well, that's my problem when I talk about this case.
I turn into Lenny Bruce talking about his case, and I bore everyone to tears with too much detail.
You can't just ever give one detail, though, because there's always this lead-up and then, you know.
I know.
Like the fact that this kangaroo court that was set up, their main witness was Sandy Botcham, who attended Trump witch rallies where she cast a hex on Kavanaugh and Trump.
And then post on her Instagram the middle finger to the building.
Giving the binger.
Giving the finger the building.
It never really ends.
The jury selection.
All chicks.
All millennial chicks who I know them.
My wife worked in fashion, and I would meet these girls and they're from the Midwest.
Their dad pays their rent.
They live in Manhattan.
And they say things like, if he does not have that ready by Thursday, I'm going to fucking I'm going to like bust a cap in his ass.
Like I'm freaking out right now.
Yeah.
And then they leave after five years.
They don't stay in New York.
And then they get invited to a trial to put a Nazi in jail.
Sure.
Sounds fun.
They like the power.
Okay, before we get to the antifa death toll, this 22, this fucking lunatic drives through a GOP voter registration booth and is proud of himself.
Oh, they finally got him.
Police arrest 27-year-old Gregory Tim after violent leftists drives van through tent of GOP volunteers registering voters.
God forbid you should vote.
Fuck voters.
Fuck registering to vote.
And then as he rips through, he gives him the finger like, fuck you.
I hope you're all dead.
Look at him.
Now, this kid is obviously a piece of shit, but he's also brainwashed.
When we look at the Antifa death toll, it's not as simple as just, you're dead.
Although there is that.
The Sean, what's his name, was just, no, no, he's hit by a car.
But it's not as simple as, I'm going to kill you.
There's Antifa Mass.
There's an Antifa mass shooting.
There's also Antifa who get so caught up in the cult that they either kill themselves or they put themselves in a situation where they're going to die by cop.
And what other kind of Charlie deaths do you have?
Yeah, basically Charlie led it comes down to suicide, death by cop, and mass shootings.
Now, there's also, I didn't really mention this in this imminent video, there's dozens, maybe hundreds of ruined lives, guys fired on both the right and the left.
Like the Antifa is really bad for Antifa.
Those morons who attacked the Marines at that thing they thought was a Proud Boys rally, but was really just a Constitution rally.
That guy's going to jail forever.
Not forever, for a long time.
David Campbell, Antifa guy who's in jail for almost murdering a Jewish man he thought was a Nazi because he believed Antifa rhetoric at Cernovich's Night for Freedom.
And then there's Frank Magnitz, is that his name?
A German right-wing guy who was beaten so bad in the head that he's not the same.
So there's Tom Keenan from Philly.
That's the Philly guy who beat up or spat and called the Marine a spick and a wet back.
And then Thomas Massey.
So Thomas Massey, too, but what happened with him?
He didn't get charges?
I don't know.
I think it was two.
For those two of them.
Yeah, there were two guys.
Probably took a plea.
Oh, you know what's happening with David, the brown proud boy?
His trial's coming up, and the DA's getting nervous because he's brown.
And they can't do the white power thing.
And even if they do, or even if they go through with it, people are going to go, wait a minute, didn't you throw Max and John in for four years?
Right, right.
Anyway, it's Frank Magnets.
Yeah, that guy is not right in the head.
He's still basically speaking in.
Oh, God damn it.
Yeah, that's usually digitized out.
But he has permanent brain damage because Antifa smashed his head in.
Oh, that sucks.
He's not the same.
And he's not a Nazi.
He's a conservative in Germany who is opposed to immigration, which if you knew German politics is like being Barack Obama in 2004.
Anyway, shall we catch up with the Antifa death toll?
We shall.
Let's do it.
Hey!
Hey there!
Hi!
I'm ready to die!
Today, and up to today, there have been zero deaths from Antifa violence.
Stop.
Stop saying that.
Stop saying there have been zero deaths from Antifa violence.
Antifa have killed at least 16 people.
Ever heard of the Ohio shooting?
Connor Betts was Antifa.
He had contacted the Socialist Rifle Association shortly before the shooting.
He talked about kill Nazis all the time.
Every fascist must die.
And who did he kill?
He killed Beatrice Warren Curtis, Derek R. Fudge, Lois Olgusby, Megan Betts, his sister, Thomas McNichols, Monica Brickhouse, Nicholas Coomer, Logan Turner, Saeed Saleh, and Connor Stephen Betts also was killed in that mass shooting.
So he was following Antifa rhetoric, and he died.
He's a victim of Antifa too, believe it or not.
But those aren't the only deaths.
No one ever talks about these deaths.
They never talk about Sean Daniel Keeliher, who was murdered by Antifa.
Antifa at that, what's it called, Cider Riot.
They get into a fight.
These guys are criminals.
They're sort of like bikers, but without the bikes.
And instead of selling drugs, they do drugs.
And they got into some stupid fight.
Sean was a real firecracker.
He got in someone's face.
They go outside.
That person runs him over, kills him with the car.
Then Antifa starts shooting at the car, shooting at their own.
They drag the body away.
Mum's the word.
No one's talking about it because Antifa is responsible.
So what's that?
11.
12.
Pim Fortoin.
I'm not sure I'm pronouncing his name right.
He's got one of those weird European names.
This guy was very concerned with radical Islam because he's gay and he notices that the Muhammad lovers tend not to be the gay lovers.
And he made that clear.
Radical leftist activist, aka Antifa, murdered him dead.
And I thought it was interesting, too, that they first pied him, just like when they milkshake Tommy Robinson or they throw water at cops and they went, it's just a pie.
And then they shot him dead.
Dead person number 13.
Heather Heyer.
Yeah, the one you won't shut up about was killed by Antifa.
James Fields was a mentally ill retard weirdo loser who was spooked by Dwayne Dixon.
Dwayne Dixon was in Redneck Revolt, which is a group exactly like Socialist Rifle Association that Connor Betts was in communication with.
He spooked James Fields earlier on.
James Fields felt like his life was in danger.
He panicked because he's nuts, drove into the crowd and killed Heather Heyer.
Death number 14.
Now, a lot of these people die from Antifa rhetoric and commit suicide.
And I'm including death by cop in this.
But Nathan Hose was a sweet kid, a lost kid, likely a junkie, and living on the streets.
He's got his dog begging for change.
Antifa loves to prey on those.
The higher-ups, the people who sort of run Antifa, the weird, grumpy, feminist lawyers who get them off all their charges, they like those weak, sad boys because they can pull them in, give them a family, and then they feel beholden to them.
It's like the mafia in that sense.
So they convince Nathan Hose to get into all kinds of shit for Disrupt J-20 after Trump's elected.
He does all these felonies.
He gets in over his head.
He's looking at serious prison time.
He can't handle it and kills himself.
Antifa killed Nathan Hose.
And what do they say?
Rest in power, my brother.
Yeah, you fought the good fight.
Death number 15, Charlie Landeros.
This imbecile went to his daughter's school wearing a smash the patriarchy shirt.
Here he is divorced, being a terrible father.
So he's doing a great job of smashing the patriarchy.
In fact, that same day, he killed his daughter's patriarch in a death by cops scenario.
He brought the gun to school.
Lord knows what he was planning when he brought the gun to school.
That could have been a mass shooting.
Anyway, the cops start questioning him.
They're uncomfortable because he believes this idiotic Antifa rhetoric about Nazis everywhere and cops and can go hand in hand.
I got to fucking fight the power and kill the pigs and punch Nazis.
Because he believes that insane rhetoric, he pulls his gun on the cops.
They have no choice but to shoot him.
He was killed by Antifa rhetoric.
Number 16, Willem van Spronsen.
Now this poor bastard was a lonely old man, just sort of like Nathan Hose, but old.
And he found a family with Antifa, and they got in his head, and like a cult, Antifa's a fucking cult, got him to go and shoot up this ICE thing.
Now, he was killed there, so I call that death by cop.
But one thing no one seems to be talking about is we avoided a major mass shooting there.
The narrative from the radical left is he just went to brick, pop some tires and fuck up some vehicles that transport illegal aliens.
So that's a fucking lie.
He was armed to the teeth with ammunition.
You don't bring that many bullets and a propane bomb to take out a car or two.
He was there to commit a mass murder.
He was in a gun-free zone.
They were just finishing a shift.
He came too soon and was caught and shot before everyone came out.
That could have been dozens dead in that scenario, in which case this video would have a much higher number.
So that's 16 dead.
16 lives ended because of Antifa.
And I'm including Heather Heyer.
Now you go, well, so there's a lot of white supremacy deaths.
Yeah, I keep hearing that.
And then I go and look them up, and it's like, oh, it was white supremacy that had those two Orthodox Jews killed in Jersey.
Really?
The black Hebrew Israelites are practicing white supremacy?
Remember there was that story, those Indian kids were calling black girls the N-word and urinating on them, and that was white supremacy?
Or you hear about Dylan Roof, and you go, yeah, I guess he had a Confederate flag and a racist manifesto, but is he really indicative of a pattern?
I mean, look at the guy.
He has a lot more in common with Adam Lanza, but it's the Nazis everywhere.
The FBI just told us white nationalism is a much bigger threat than anything else.
Much bigger threat than radical Islam, of course.
Of course.
1% of the population is Muslim in America.
And what do we got here?
Fort Hood, 13 dead.
San Bernardino, 14 dead.
Paulson Nightclub, 49 dead.
Westside Highway, 8 dead.
Why does no one ever mention the victims of the West Side Highway?
Yet they always mention Charlottesville.
But no, it's the base.
It's Adam Waffen.
I hadn't even heard of these fucking groups until last week.
I looked them up.
The base is clearly an FBI honeypot.
It's got some CIA operative who lures in some sad instels and goes, it's going to be a race war.
You're going to be a somebody.
Okay.
Hey, I got two guys.
I caught them.
Or Adam Waffen.
It's the exact same thing.
It's like five little kids.
And yeah, they've been associated with deaths.
One time a Muslim killed one of them.
The other time this nut killed his parents, his girlfriend's parents, because they didn't approve of him.
That's not a looming threat.
That's not a pattern.
You want a pattern?
Check out Islam.
And if you want deaths, check out Antifa.
I got them all by the neck and put it to the test.
Roll flag on my bulletproof vest.
To my heart so I never got a test.
Feel what is yet to come.
He doesn't have an Indian accent.
He sounds like John Joseph from the Cro-Mags.
I think he was listening to New York Hardcore.
What a great band.
Can we see some more of that video?
It's my new favorite band.
Bloody Wood.
Turo Koyoy!
Machi Basad!
Machi Basad means Get ready for a riot.
All right.
So I asked you last episode to write to John and Max and send them memes, but there's another guy, Trigger Tommy.
He's another guy who fought Antifa and is in prison for the next three years.
I sent you a separate email of this, or maybe I included it in the other email.
Yeah.
Fucking hilarious old punk dude.
He's about as conservative as Johnny Ramon.
Not really.
And he's just been terrorized by Antifa for years.
In Portland, they discovered that he doesn't fucking, he's not a communist, basically.
So they attacked him there.
And he said, fine, I'll leave.
Move to Chicago.
The word gets out that Trigger Tommy's moved to Chicago.
They smash his head in with a pool cue at a pool.
He's playing pool with that girl you just saw.
And he had 14 staples in his head.
They terrorize the guy.
They put up posters.
We're going to kill him.
All based on what they think his politics are.
And they're wrong.
So he starts walking around with a knife.
He has to stay armed.
And he goes to a rancid show, or maybe it was, what's that band?
That's Irish-y?
Dropkick Murphys?
Drop Kick Murphys, something like that.
I'm more inclined to think it was Rancid.
But anyway, some punk show.
And they go, you shouldn't go there.
Antifa will be there.
And he goes, I'm sick of hiding.
I'm not a pedophile.
Why am I always on the run hiding?
So he goes there, but he's armed.
And Antifa sees him, and a mob starts forming, and they corner him where he cannot move.
He cannot get out.
He's a cornered rat.
They have sort of an outdoor terrace, I think, at this place in Chicago.
So they're moving towards him.
So he pulls out his knife as a way to say, look, get the fuck back, man.
I don't have to use this.
And that works on sane people.
You pull out a knife and it's like, whoa, whoa, okay, tough guy, Mr. Knifey Pants.
But they keep running at him.
It was some like sharp skinhead crew.
I forget the name of them.
But they keep running at him.
They're stronger than Tommy.
They outweigh him by like 40 pounds.
So what does he do?
He cuts them.
Cuts two of them.
The judge goes nuts on him, says, we're lucky that these guys are alive.
And throws the book at him.
So Tommy's in jail now.
Please send him something.
Not money.
Just like a letter, a postcard.
Hey, man, I heard about you getting attacked by Antifa.
You seem like a funny dude.
There's some good punk bands coming out of Australia.
You should probably check out.
I don't know if you have access to the internet.
You know, hang in there.
Don't let the bastards get you down.
We fucking hate Antifa too.
We know they're not anti-fascist.
We know they're fascist.
That kind of stuff.
Every little bit helps.
All right.
Let's do the mail bag.
All right.
Ryan, shut up.
You don't have a dad.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
Holy crap.
There's dozens.
We got to get Gary back in here.
That's our new hit show.
Gary's mailbag.
He's good for about three letters per show.
No, I think he's good for half an hour.
Nah, yeah.
Just kidding.
But he does read a little slow.
This is from Tony.
Gavin, fuck Ryan.
I'm a useless piece of shit.
I love GML the network.
Most of the shows I watch every day.
I hate when other listeners mail in and complain about the show.
Who the fuck cares about their opinions?
But the show has been giving me fucking snowblindness with all your whiteness.
Just look at this image attached.
The top is taken from one of your last CR-TV shows and the bottom one from one of your last shows that you were dressed semi-normal.
You looked normal color, but like this guy's saying, I don't give a shit about people telling you about your show.
And I'm getting snowblind.
I prefer the bottom picture.
Don't you?
It's a little blown out, but I think it looks...
No, the top one does look a little more balanced, but the back looks just dim.
Yeah, no, I look dim.
And my desk is all sort of gray.
I mean, I'm a little bit rosy-cheeked in the blue shirt one, but you're wrong.
Fuck you, Tony.
Let's see a comparison here.
We have a Gary letter.
We'll save that for Gary.
Here's a chick.
Lila.
Lila.
Hi, Gavin.
My name is Lila.
Hold on.
Let me do my best girl voice.
Hello?
Hi, Gavin.
My name is Lila.
I'm a 22-year-old mixed girl.
On the thicker side, but I'm black, so it doesn't matter.
I wonder if, wait, I should probably be black too.
I wonder if I could ask you about advice about how to talk to men in a way that makes it clear I'm not interested in just having sex.
You, Owen, and Milo have convinced me that I need to get married and have kids, but finding a man who is interested that is difficult in college.
Any advice would be greatly appreciated.
Owen, if it helps, I'm a very opinionated, right-leaning conservative.
I love guns and freedom and blah, blah, blah.
Shit.
Black girl?
I assume she's at a white college.
What do we tell her?
I don't know, but I think.
It's better.
I think I don't age.
But yeah, that's the first image that he likes so much.
And then this is the second coming up.
Okay.
We don't care.
Lady, my advice to you is avoid photographers, avoid comedians, avoid musicians.
if you're black in a white school, I don't know, get on some Candace Owens shit and find that white dude who's into black guys.
I mean...
And then turn him.
No, that white dude is into black chicks, you know?
Because I don't really see you.
There's a three in four children out of wedlock rate in the black community.
So the odds are against you if you go black.
Although maybe in college, it's better.
But I would try to find a white guy who's into black chicks.
And hold out.
It's my other advice there.
You can be dirty and sexy, but don't actually give up the pussy for a while.
And if, say, it takes like three dates, if he doesn't stick around, he wasn't going to stick around anyway.
So I don't understand why any woman would not wait three dates.
Because if you give it up on the first date, you're 100% going to get all the dregs who were just going to fuck you once and leave you.
If you wait three dates, those are all gone.
Oh, but I might lose someone special.
Maybe after like two months.
But three dates is pretty normal.
That was too much of indecence.
You know, the video drops were a hard sell, but I really liked them.
They're pretty good.
Okay.
Hey, Gavin Rai.
I'm a 30-year-old air conditioning tech living in West Palm, Florida.
I went to a trade high school and entered the workforce right after I graduated.
I was doing well in 2015 when I started having spine problems.
Ew, gross.
For five years, I struggled with pain and misery.
I have a degenerative disease in my spine as well as my hip.
Disc bulges, my thoracic spine, very risky surgery, apparently from working my ass off for years.
I make 25 bucks an hour.
You put the dollar sign after the fucking number.
Can people stop doing that, please?
It's becoming the norm.
You dumb idiots.
I co-own a hurricane shutter company, but can't lift anything heavy.
I have a great personality and love what I do.
I've tried desk jobs, but I don't feel like I accomplish anything at the end of the day.
My back hurts and I'm sedentary and blah, blah, blah.
Pain has turned me into a loser, and people write me off as a drug addict.
I don't take any pay meds.
I just learn to live with the pain.
You say that learning a trade is great, but the younger generation are all pussies.
I can't imagine them crawling in addicts, doing manual labor and busting knuckles like me.
Is manual labor a dying trade?
Do white people just have shitty genetics?
I pray a lot, but I seem to have hit a dead end.
My health problems are holding me back from what I really want in life.
I love your show, like your friend Matt.
Matt, I don't believe you.
You're a fucking liar.
You ugly.
Nice try.
You ugly.
And I have a feeling you're the same person who mails me these fake letters on a regular basis.
They try to find a hole in the plot and then shatter my beliefs by some sort of weird freak occurrence.
And this is a problem with the left.
They say, if I can find anecdotal evidence that contradicts your pattern, then the whole pattern is bullshit.
So you're against abortion?
Oh, yeah.
I found a dad, a biological dad who raped his daughter.
Can she have an abortion?
And you go, so you want us to base a law that affects millions of people on this one freak case you have?
Just because you found something that contradicts the pattern does not mean the pattern is not accurate.
Irish people are hard to deal with when they've had a lot of whiskey.
If you found an Irish teetotaler, congratulations.
I'm still right.
You know what?
I wanted to do one.
What?
Lost you on the mic a little bit?
I wanted to do one that I got sent a long time ago, but I lost.
No.
What a dreadful thing.
It was about my dog.
And a type in dog searching in the flag area.
Maybe he said your dog.
It was a cop who said, come on, you love your fucking dog.
You're full of shit.
Chilly dog.
40, 45.
I wrote a TV show.
What do you think?
I don't fucking care.
What am I going to do?
Read your script?
Anyway, fuck it.
I'll find it some other time.
I won't waste your time.
Oh, man.
This one just arrived now as we're speaking.
And it said, doad.
Around 25 minutes into the movie Miss Doubtfire, feels like she is a doad.
Might make a good clip.
Yeah, I'm going to get around to that.
I'll make it.
Hey, guys, big fan, love the show.
With all the recent Aussie Punk you've been playing, give a gander at how great our comedy scene is.
Then try not to cringe so hard.
You shit your pants.
This is actually a good letter to end on.
Oh, video unavailable.
And it's Dad's Google history from Demi Lardner, which is what?
Five years old now, dude?
Here's a new rule for letters.
Please stop sending me things more than, say, three or four months old.
And if they have 100,000 hits, I've fucking seen them.
Okay?
Thanks for turning me on to Demi Lardner and her dad's Google history, you fucking dunce.
...and attends every PTA meeting.
I guess I can start really like mess.
This is Karen.
Karen lives in the hollow-out luck with her children named Pantera and Dirtbike with three R's.
Her husband is a piece of driftwood.
He just named a winch.
It's kind of hypnotizing, but yeah, we kind of became obsessed with her, and I think she found out and got really pissed off.
We've had a whole thing with her.
Did you know that her brother does similar stand-up comedy, alternative comedy?
He does that song.
no roommates, not brother.
He's a gay guy and he does, He goes, me, yeah.
Yes.
Yes.
I'm very familiar with all that, Ryan.
But why are they roommates?
How does that, is that like a thing?
It's part of the comedy scene.
All right.
I'm kind of dreading this one.
Uh-oh.
But here we go.
Ready?
Oh, yeah.
Sir, Matt.
Hey, Gavin and Ryan.
I've been in the Navy, in certain village people now, for five years and I'm currently in transition to civilian life.
As some may know, the military culture consists of brutal honesty and blatant verbal abuse.
Due to my time as a supervisor in my unit, I feel as if I will struggle in a civilian job.
Correct.
I want to thank you for verbally abusing Ryan on your show because it gives me some hope that I do not have to change my vocabulary to succeed in Clown World.
Would you have any advice on surviving in such a censored world after leaving such a brutal environment?
Like you more than a friend, Matt, P.S. Working on job interviews, looking for brutal criticism.
Have you pulled out this letter yet?
I have this.
And my mail just crashed.
So you're in mailbag at free speech or mailbag at Censor?
Mailbag at FreeSpeech.
Okay.
P.S. currently working on job interviews, so he wants us to critique his outfit.
I think his outfit looks great.
I'm not sure I would tuck in a shirt like that.
Ryan?
Hold on.
Did mine crash too?
Did we just get kicked off of email?
No.
How'd yours crash?
I don't know, but I'm back on.
Okay.
Where are you?
I have been in the Navy.
Military to civilian fear.
Here he is.
Our boy Maddie.
That's fine.
Right?
Glasses, short hair, J. Crew.
Thing is, you want to tailor that shirt.
You want to get the sides taken a little bit.
Yeah, he's right.
It's a little too Seinfeld.
That's about it.
And you don't want to wear shirt sleeves with a casual affair.
Also, get your gig line correct, dude.
You're in the Navy and your belt is all the fuck the way over in San Francisco.
Take your belt, line it up with your gig line.
What's your gig line?
Your gig line is the line as follows.
Ryan's been watching all these men's tailing videos.
That's why he's dressed like an Armenian Coke dealer.
What's your gig line?
Okay, so where this line here, where this line is for your pants, you hit that with the end of your buckle.
Metal part extends right there.
So on the inside, that's where the line continues.
It's an imaginary line.
It goes up your whole body.
So the end of your buttons lines up with all that too.
For reference, go to In the Army Now, check that movie out with Pauli Shore and Indie Dick.
Okay.
And you look like this.
We are out of time.
We're out of time.
But we always end our shows with a fun video.
And this is Ilhan Omar eating an egg.
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
Damn it.
I've lost my mind.
Peekaboo style.
Alright.
I'm going to put the clock on me.
What are you doing?
I know exactly what happened.
I know exactly what happened.
There's no audio.
Yeah, there is.
There's audio.
Really?
I thought there was.
I wouldn't want to hear it.
You know what's weird about this?
I could not show this to my seven-year-old.
No.
He'd have nightmares.
It's weird that a human being...
If you're at the circus, like, it would be a bit much.
Oh, my God.
I could watch this for days.
It's almost like a pornographic.
What race are you?
What sexual preference are you?
Joaquin Phoenix was saying that we can't succumb to speciesism.
I just succumbed.
My pants.
I just succumbed.
I just succammed.
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