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Jan. 28, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S02E117 - MAILBAG CATCHUP [2020-01-28 - S02E117 - MAILBAG CATCHUP]
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I call up Charlie about a quarter past nine.
Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGinnis.
Holding a letter here tonight.
I said sometimes when I push stop on my portable stereo, it takes a second to take.
That was Andy Schelf, S-H-A-U-F.
Really cool dude I discovered recently who does like 70s music.
I think this album, Neon Skyline, I believe it's called, is all about one night.
It's like a concept album.
It's not very hot.
Kind of ugly.
Ugly, as my youngest says.
My wife was wearing a Willie Nelson shirt.
And he goes, why do you have that ugly guy on your shirt?
He won't watch Shrek because Shrek is so ugly.
How about the musical?
Ugh.
I don't know if I share your cringe.
I wound up liking it.
Do you like my fuck Antifa shirt, my Proud Boy's shirt?
I sure do.
We finally got this charity fund together for the wife of John Kinsman.
We'll be launching that soon.
Just have to do a few tweaks.
It only takes about four months to build a website that is hack-proof and has a payment processor that Antifa won't ruin.
It's amazing the shit they ruin.
Like that proud boy who was gay and OD'd, and they harassed his mother after his death so much she canceled the funeral.
You may not mourn your dead son because we think of him as a fascist.
And it always seems to be gays and blacks who are getting fucked over by these egalitarians, doesn't it?
Like John Kinsman's black kids.
They have to suffer.
We are in Wildwood, New Jersey, trying to get close to Trump.
What the fuck's with my voice these days?
I'm kind of stuttering.
What happened to it?
I think it might have been the coffee.
That Kevefe made me a little too thinky.
Got some tincture.
I'm not in the mood for tincture.
I already had some.
So we're going to mostly focus on letters today.
I want to catch up on the letters.
But I also want to talk about the myth of white supremacy on the rise.
So the beef with Andy No from these clowns is that he provides kill lists for Atom Waffen.
And you go, that sounds pretty bad.
So what is Atom Woffen?
Well, according to Antifa, Atom Waffen is a white power group in the South who randomly murders people.
And so when they get their kill lists from Andy No, they go, oh, okay.
So maybe we'll just go through Portland and kill these four guys.
And then we'll go over to Seattle, maybe kill those three.
Thanks for the kill list, Andy.
They must be very powerful.
I mean, the mafia had kill lists, and they murdered people.
MS-13 has kill lists.
So basically, Andy No is providing MS-13 with people to behead.
Big, if true.
Not true.
So I had never really heard of Adam Woffen before Antifa started bitching about them.
I looked them up recently, see if you can find this New York Times piece about them.
And they're so fucking dirty the way they write.
I've noticed this with journalism recently.
They'll say things and you'll get guilt by association or just the framing.
You'll go, they create a picture.
So go down a bit.
When a Florida man who had recently converted to Islam fatally shot two of his roommates, the name came up.
When the roommate he did not shoot was sentenced to five years for home at explosives, the name came up.
And when an arrest was made after a 19-year-old college student was found dead with more than 20 stab wounds, the name came up.
And you go, okay, so it's murdering people.
Isn't that the vibe you get?
So you click on the first one.
This is Adam Woffen, right?
This scary gang.
The only reason they're in the news.
Oh, dude, I thought you had signed up for this shit.
This makes us look very unprofessional.
How many times have we been through this?
The first story, they're in the news because they were murdered by a Muslim.
Polaricle.
So they're the victims.
Like them or not, in that particular story, they are the victims of an extremist Muslim.
Their name did come up, though.
Their name did come up.
But it was as the victim.
And then the second one, what's the second one?
Because one of the stories is that Adam Woffen murdered two people, a couple, mom and dad.
And then you look up the story and the parents didn't like that he was a Nazi, so they forbid the daughter from seeing him.
And so he went nuts and killed the parents.
Not exactly, like obviously the guy's a fucking psychopath.
And then there's this guy who had home.
Oh my God, I don't want to see that again.
Me neither.
Well, then log in.
I mean, how can you not have an account?
I've signed up.
They only let you get a certain amount of articles?
No, you sign up for IP.
I don't know.
But I thought we handled this.
Then you talked about a private browser and shit, and that didn't work?
Yeah, I'm doing the private browser.
Oh, that's taking no time.
Okay, so one of them had homemade explosives.
So they caught a nut.
That's great.
Good work, guys.
Doesn't make Adam Waffen a threat.
And by the way, you don't seem to talk about jihadists getting caught with explosives very often.
That doesn't seem to come up.
But anyway, the FBI, whatever, caught a nut.
So story two is great.
I'm still not seeing this Adam Woffen threat, though.
I'm not seeing this Adam Waffen threat looming.
And then, what's the third story?
I think the third story was the parents being killed by a psycho who was.
That's not really a racial attack, that's a scorned lover who lost his mind.
Is this late article?
Yep.
Connected to four other murders.
See, that's what they do.
So, one of them gets murdered, and now that group is connected to a murder.
Not really.
It's sort of like Dylan Roof, too.
I'm so sick of people using Dylan Roof as an example of this looming hate.
Has anyone looked at his fucking face?
This guy is not indicative of a pattern.
He's a nut bar.
That's not Dylan Roof, obviously.
Do you know who Dylan Roof is, Ryan?
Yeah, Bull Cook kid.
Yes.
So this guy is an example of the looming Nazi threat in America.
He's burning a flag, by the way.
Oh, yeah, good point.
A la Antifa.
But is this guy really indicative of a pattern?
Really?
Are we seeing a lot more of this fucking lunatic?
He's much more closely associated with Adam Lanza than he is Adam Waffen or Hans Landa.
Go show Adam Lanza.
Like, the other thing that people never talk about with these fucking nuts is they're all heavily medicated.
Look at this guy.
What's wrong with that?
Or that.
Yeah.
That's Dylan Roof, basically.
That's your category, and it's called over-medicated, severely mentally ill.
Look how much Adderall that poor bastard's on.
I guess I shouldn't say poor bastard.
That's way before when he was a little kid.
And then I'm going to do a separate video about this.
Maybe put it on YouTube.
But then the other big threat with white supremacy is the base, which is apparently an English translation.
This is 2-1 of Al-Qaeda.
That means the base too.
So revealed, this is this clown.
What's his name?
Jason.
No, the author.
Oh, Jason Wilson.
Jason Wilson.
He came up to me once at a Tommy Robinson thing and said, hello, I'm from The Guardian, UK.
And I said, yeah, I know it's UK.
I can tell by your teeth.
We got in a fight.
I called him a feckless cunt.
Anyway, this guy writes this article about how we found the head of the base, exclusive to the Guardian.
And then he buries the lead, which is, yeah, I think it's an FBI CIA plant.
In fact, it's looking a hell of a lot like that.
So he makes the whole front of the article about how we track down the leader of this white supremacist evil gang.
And then like paragraph 68, you find out around the same time, Speer filmed it, that's his name, filmed a series of short instructional presentations on the tactics and strategy of guerrilla warfare.
In an archive of those videos on the far-right site BitChute, he is identified as defense studies expert and former CIA field intelligence officer Norman Speer.
So once again, the government in their quest to eradicate hate has created hate where there was none.
The base is clearly a CIA operative who started a thing in order to, an FBI honeypot, as they're called, in order to bring in guys.
But they end up just sort of taking these sad, lonely, incel losers.
And they hear, the white man is under siege.
We got to fight back.
And they go, yeah, okay.
Can we be friends, though?
Will you hang out with me?
Yeah, I'll be your best friend.
Now you have friends.
Hey, I have friends now.
And then, poof, I caught him.
Throw him in prison.
It's fucking ridiculous.
And this happened when I was a kid in Canada.
I've told you about this before.
The government got tons of money to fight Nazis.
So they started the Heritage Foundation and they put out pamphlets all about Jews and blacks and even though there's really not any Jews or blacks or Indians in Canada, especially in the 80s.
And they put out all this propaganda about how great it is to be a Nazi skinhead.
And people started going, kids started going, yeah, that sounds reasonable.
I'm a Nazi skinhead.
So they created a Nazi skinhead movement where there was none.
And when I was a kid, they were everywhere.
And I don't mean Nazis like the way they say today.
I mean swastika on your arm, swastika patch, Klansmen tattooed on Francois' back.
They all went to jail.
They all ended up dying.
In that sense, you could argue the Canadian CIA, they're called CESIS, murdered those kids by brainwashing them into becoming Nazis, which is a no-future lifestyle.
Nazis don't end up with a garden and two kids slowly tending to their artichokes.
They end up dead or in jail, inevitably.
So the base and Adamwaffen are a non-existent scam, and they're not indicative of a pattern.
And the reason I hate it is because then when a Patriot Prayer or Proud Boys or Three Percenter or any other normal group come along, they link them to this bullshit and they throw them in prison for four years.
So this myth is damaging.
Canada-sponsored neo-Nazi group.
I mean, it's like climate change, really.
You get this hysteria going and it generates income.
So you get this hysteria going about white supremacy and you get checks.
But people want results for their checks.
They want bad guys.
So what do they do?
They leave a Ferrari in Harlem with the keys in it.
Black kid comes in, drives it away.
We catch him.
We got him.
Now we're stopping car thieves.
No, you're not.
You're creating car thieves, you fuckers.
Anyway, let's, this is a special episode where we catch up on the letters.
So shall we jump to the mailbag?
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
Let's turn the rice to Captain's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
Letter number one.
Subject Matiodell Sucks.
Text.
The Matiodell interview was the most boring, shitty waste of time.
I can tell that you cheaped out on the production because it looks as bad as it sounds.
I'm canceling my subscription.
Fuck you.
Sheesh.
Just kidding.
Doesn't say that.
Oh.
I was like, what?
It says, Maddie Odell is a hit.
Maddie O'Dell needs a no-political show.
What the fuck is that?
Like a non-political show?
Oh, non-political show.
Also, a comment section on your videos would cut down on mailbag.
Yes, we will have a comment section soon.
And I was a big fan of the Maddie O'Dell thing.
I am not bananas about how it looks, Ryan, to be frank.
Yeah.
I think we need lighting.
How can we make it look like the previous place?
We can't.
We don't have the type of lens that they have.
And we'd have to block out the sunlight or just hit it with our lights, and then we could just dim it and post.
But we had some lighting issues.
So we need a fancy lens.
Yeah, and I've never been one to just light a shoot or shoot anything.
That's never been my thing.
But I looked into it a lot.
And I think that's what we need.
Lighting and maybe a better camera if you want it to look that way.
Because they have just really intense 4K shit.
You know, the background's blurry.
We don't really have that.
We don't have that type of lens.
With the depth of field.
And it's just so fucking expensive.
It's crazy.
Like, the guests were a fortune.
And then the venue, it ends up being thousands of dollars.
Each time, yeah.
Each time.
And for people to mostly consume it audio anyway, I just tried to make sure the audio was as tight as possible.
It did sound a little staticky, to be honest.
Yeah, there's a bit of a shh.
We forgot to unplug their stuff.
It goes away about halfway in, if what you're hearing is what I'm hearing.
It goes away, like, turned off and went vv.
And I was like, oh.
It's like a breath of fresh air.
Yeah, they got something going on back there that stopped about halfway through.
That stopped about halfway through.
Didn't you hear it?
When I was monitoring it?
No, no, I didn't.
There's Dean Wells.
I'm jumping into the PS here.
Google me, Dean Wells, Married at First Sight, Australia.
And you will see the bullshit Australian media and feminists have put me through basically for just expressing normal traditional views on a reality TV show in Australia.
Even though those views come from a very informed, post-feminism, politically-minded mindset, I literally became the most hated man in Australia and was on the highest rated TV show ever in this country.
So he was on a reality show called Married at First Sight, and he's saying that he was pilloried because he just had traditional normal values.
I looked into this.
He was pilloried because he cheated on his love interest in the show and said it was because she's ugly.
Well, his exact words were, her looks are not her best feature.
Which is harsh to whisper into your pillow when you're alone, but to say it loud and proud on a reality TV show where everyone's going to hear it.
Go to YouTube, though.
There's way better footage there.
Dean, stop doubting yourself, Gavin.
Dude, lately you've been letting some negative emails and dropping subscriber numbers and dropping subscriber numbers get to you.
Yeah, over Christmas, etc., some of the shows were a bit lame and your frequency was off, but you're still killing it and there's still no one else quite like you, brother.
You were at your best when you were confident and arrogant as fuck.
The God thing was hilarious and spot on every time.
Haha.
The first one I could defend.
Second one, I am pretty late to the Gav train having only discovered you a year ago, so I'd be devastated if you canceled Gmail and censored.tv.
I'm never fucking canceling it.
The free market is the only thing that could cancel it.
He's deemed rapping.
And I would like to wrap it for you right now.
That's the really dumped.
Are you kidding me?
If you're getting someone else to write it, like, really?
She does look a bit odd, doesn't she?
She looks a little Star Trek.
Like, you know, those aliens that are beautiful but not human?
Like, she could be green.
Isn't that like an avatar, babe?
Yeah, like, she's got these weird things by her eyes and then her fucking fake lips.
Listen to the rip that I'm about to drop.
You look pretty fit, but you're not that hot.
I've been drogging like a kangaroo my entire life.
You call that thing a knife?
No, this is a knife.
In his next level, come on, show me what you got.
We tied the knot at first sight, it's so tight.
And when we get to talk and go, we stay up all night.
It's all that we can do.
Look up a fair with him.
In saying that, no one gives a fuck about your boxing technique videos.
That wasn't really a boxing technique video if you watch it, sir.
And I would still like to see you talk more about politics.
It's not tired, and it's always evolving.
I'm a hardcore slash punk fan and skater from back in the day.
It's changed my life to have discovered you.
Unfortunately, I can't even explain you to anyone here in Australia as everyone is so judgmental and brainwashed that they just don't get it.
But please know that some of us out here really rely on your show and bold staunts.
Nice to know.
The last scandal that we've seen in these experiments.
It was surprising.
It was shocking.
*Dramatic Music*
That's what he ends up with.
She's hot, but she also has fake lips.
What are you doing, girls?
oh i think Do you want to pursue that?
I do.
A private conversation?
No, no, it's good.
I feel like I've stepped in.
Should I go and sit over there?
I don't know.
Doesn't she look weird?
She looks like a normal girl.
No, she's had plastic surgery melted.
She looks like a normal, pretty girl wearing a mask.
I'm really into you.
I think you're amazing.
She looks like Sophia the robot if they paid more attention to what the robot looked like, as opposed to her looks are not her best quality.
Well, that that's not a that's kind of good.
Yeah, your best quality.
She looks great, but her personality is even better.
Wow, that's how great she is.
Why do they want to be so pretty?
All right, Neil.
That's it, it is.
I mean, I don't know what that is.
You know what?
Like a coordinate.
I like that my looks aren't my best feature.
Because I've got a great personality.
And she's like, I forgive you.
Let's be together.
And he's like, well, there's other things too.
This is from Neil.
Sue Chuck Polonik.
Wow, the character named Gavin McInnes is a self-hating gay.
That's the only possible reason he'd be right-wing.
Chuck Polonik's a gay Portlander and has completely lost touch.
He's basically writing revenge porn for his bubble-induced worldview.
No better way to red pill someone than to get litigious.
David Fincher made Fight Club a cultural happening from Chuck's fantasy of an alpha-dominant top who'd impale him with his turd sword.
After that, Hollywood threw him a bone with choke, and nobody's cared about him since.
He's an incredibly overrated writer.
Bury him.
P.S. Only side complaint is the missing list of bands playing Mercury Lounge, and I wouldn't mind more a cappella funk punk.
I love a cappella funk punk.
I'm going to say that next time people ask me what kind of music I like.
You probably wouldn't like it.
No, I'm interested in all genres.
Acapella funk punk.
Or as my friend, ex-girlfriend Nancy Wong used to say, whenever people asked her what kind of music she liked, she goes, early Jane, late chains, peppers and rage.
Actually, you probably like those bands.
Sounds like Nick.
It sounds like Nate Ober.
That joke is probably your record collection.
I've never heard any of those things.
Alice in Chains, yes.
Early Jane's Addiction.
Late Alice in Chains.
Yes.
Red Out Chili Peppers.
No.
Rage Against the Machine.
No.
So two for four.
But you like Alice in Chains.
Hell yeah, bro.
They rock.
Imagine liking Alice in Chains.
How dare you?
Imagine having that CD in your home.
I will not stand up.
Let me put on some Alice in Chains.
And yet I find.
Yet I find this.
I'd rather hold a dick.
That's terrible.
To get back to the Chuck Polynik thing, he's talking about, of course, Milo read from his new book that has me fillating my therapist.
And to be totally honest, I don't get it.
What's he going for?
Is he trying to make me mad?
Does he think that's going to make my blood boil?
I don't give a fuck.
Like, I don't give a shit about homosexuality.
So you might as well make me Amish in your book or an albino vegan.
It's gayer to describe a blowjob the way he did than...
Is he?
Yes.
We just said that.
Oh, I didn't hear the gay party.
A gay Portlander and has completely lost touch.
Do you remember that from one minute?
What is the word gay?
You know, everybody's gay that we don't like.
This is what he looks like.
A man, a young man, has done up an inflatable sex doll so it looks exactly like the woman he's obsessed with.
He's just all set.
Is he wearing a...
Oh, yes, he is.
Is he interrogating me in the tombs in Lower Manhattan?
You want a cigarette?
Is this the guy that offers you the cigarette or the bad cop?
Yeah, are you the good cop or the bad cop?
I think the good cop sits down.
Yes.
And the bad cop comes in, slaps around, and leaves.
So he's got to that.
And at the end of the scene.
But I honestly don't get the insult.
I guess he assumes I'm a homophobe, so I'm going to see that and my blood's going to boil.
Sorry, dude.
Maybe it's an invitation.
Off the mark.
I like you.
This is what it could be like.
All right.
But you're a ginger in it, by the way.
I'm a ginger.
I think you're a ginger.
Is that also supposed to make me mad?
You're right?
I don't know.
I would never have red hair, Chuck.
Fuck you.
Anyway, I don't think I can sue, technically, because he changed one letter.
And gave you a middle name, Baker.
Yeah.
And all they have to do at the beginning is say the people in this book may bear resemblance, but have no blah, blah, blah.
You know that disclaimer they say?
Or fiction and not based on anyone in reality.
And anyway, what's my case?
I don't like that.
Some people are going to read that and think I sucked a dick.
And I won't get a job, and I'll be ostracized in my community.
I went for a job interview at Chase Bank the other day, and they googled me, and after five pages of Nazi bullshit, they finally found a blowjob paragraph.
And after reading that, they said, you're out of here.
No Chase Bank for you, cocksucker.
So it's kind of a tough case.
You literarily suck cock.
Yeah.
And first and foremost, I don't give a tenth of a shit about this.
So I'm not randomly litigious.
I'm suing the SPLC with good reason and have a solid case that is crumbling their institution as we speak.
That's a case.
This is from James.
Gavin, I need help.
Uh-oh.
I love everything about the show.
Legitimately don't have any complaints with the amount of content I'm getting.
Anyway, I have a major issue in my life.
I have lived in an extremely Christian family my whole life.
And for the past five years or so, I have lost my faith.
I believe in God like you do, Gavin.
I'm a deist, but I don't believe in most of what my family does.
Everything and absolutely everyone I'm close to in my life is associated with these beliefs.
I have five siblings and 10 nieces and nephews I all love desperately and love to be around, but I'm not sure how much longer I can keep pretending I believe what they do.
I've told no one.
How often does it come up?
Like when you sit in church, I don't think a deist would feel ostracized at a Catholic church.
Like they never very rarely specifically talk about what Jesus Christ did and the miracles, for example.
A lot of it is about interesting platitudes on how to live your life better.
And then you turn around and you say, peace be with you, peace be with you, peace be with you.
So I would say that if you are just focused on the main thing, God, and you are having trouble with the frills, that's nobody's business.
Just keep that to yourself.
And sometimes it might be a phase.
Who knows?
Yeah.
Just ignore it.
I mean, do they come up to you and go, hey, that was cool when Jesus turned all the water into wine, right?
And you go, I'm having a bit of trouble with that particular part.
What the fuck did you just say?
When is that going to come up?
It's not Islam.
That's the cool thing.
I just feel completely alone.
I'm almost 23 and I've never had a girlfriend.
Yeesh.
Anyone I know won't work out of faith.
You need a miracle to get laid.
You better get back to Jesus and pray for some pussy.
Trying to part the pink sea with the old staff rule.
You know what I mean?
I'm almost 23.
I've never had a girlfriend.
Anyone I know won't work out because there are different beliefs.
And anyone I could meet outside of my church circles would mean I'd have to tell everyone what I believe.
What?
Why?
Why is it anyone's business?
You know, one of the reasons I got into religion too, besides seeing my daughter's heel, was my wife.
I saw her.
We moved in together.
She's burning sage, which is some Indian bullshit hocus pocus.
And when you smell it, you say.
Holy fuck.
It's so weird seeing that little kid because he's gone.
Yeah.
Like now Johnny's tall.
Now he's got a chip on the shoulder.
He literally has a chip on his shoulder.
That little baby is gone.
I'll never see that again.
And it's almost like the new Johnny, like off him.
Yeah.
And with his brother, that kid used to make Spider-Man costumes himself and make robotic arms and stuff.
He'd recreate movie trailers.
There's some website that does frame-by-frame movie trailers, but they make them out of cardboard and stuff.
He would do all that stuff.
Then one day, baseball.
Baseball, baseball, stats.
He used to show that on the show all the time.
Like, look what he made.
And it was like crazy.
He hasn't made shit.
Like, Fortnite stuff.
He hasn't made shit in two years.
Nothing.
You should just stay here.
Although his Halloween costume was over the top.
It was the hamburger guy from Fortnite.
Right, right.
I'm generally a very happy person, but recently I'm becoming increasingly depressed and sometimes suicidal.
Jesus, dude.
Same Christian guy?
Yeah.
I really don't know what to do.
I feel stuck.
I could get more into the differences in beliefs, but just know they're not compatible.
I don't know what to do.
I've lived in Phoenix my whole life.
I'm so emotionally tied to everyone here.
And I love the climate.
It's a great place to work.
How can you love the climate in fucking Phoenix?
Are you a matchstick?
It's a great place for the work I do, so I don't want to leave, but I feel like that might be my best bet.
I desperately need your help, Gavin.
Thanks.
James.
James, dial it back in.
Tabernac to call this.
Modi kidis.
If you're a deist, that's like being a gay who doesn't like anal and only sucks dicks.
No one's going to find out.
It's nobody's business.
I don't, like, you're talking about these beliefs.
That's not going to come up.
You believe in God.
You're a Christian.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry if you're having trouble with Jesus and the miracles.
Keep that to yourself.
Not everyone has to know everything about you.
Not everything has to be an open book.
I remember this about being a young man.
I cheated on my girlfriend when I was like 20 or 19.
And the first thing I did was, we were living together at the time, was come.
No, I called her from a payphone because I was in another city.
I called her and told her what I had done the night before.
Stefani, I'm sorry, but I cheated on you last night.
Tears.
What was I thinking?
Shut the fuck up, me.
Look, I've said this before and I'll say it again.
Women, your friends, not everyone has to know everything, especially if it's something that can hurt you.
Don't give your enemies fodder.
Don't give your friends fodder.
Don't make yourself vulnerable.
If you are running down the street and you trip with a cake in your hand and you fall face first in the cake, don't tell any women that that happened.
That's none of their business.
Might tell your very close friends.
That's funny.
Humiliating stories are self-deprecation is good with your close, close friends.
But don't tell chicks.
So why does she have to know about these different beliefs?
Fuck your beliefs.
Spirituality and faith is a very private thing.
So your take on it is 100% your business and nobody else's.
So I would just stop thinking so much, dude.
Maybe grab a six-pack once in a while.
And the fact that you haven't been laid, well, that's a whole other kettle of fish.
You're obviously too caught up in your own thoughts.
Here's my advice.
Talk.
Not about that, but just talk and talk and talk.
That's how you get laid.
You don't stop talking.
Talking, laughing, fucking.
Talk them all the way back to their apartment, right up into bed, start making out.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Don't let them get a word in edgewise.
Don't shut up.
That's how you get laid.
And that's, once you get laid, all these other problems will pale in comparison.
All right, we got room for one more.
This is from a guy named Miles, my brother's name.
Three profound philosophical questions.
Number one, is it really true that personality can make up for a lack of good looks?
Should I date a six if she's really cool?
Okay, so that's kind of two different things.
Because a man with a great personality, funny guy, he'll start making money.
He's charismatic.
And then women will be attracted to the money and the power and the charisma.
So I hope you agree that a guy with a scintillating personality can do very well for himself, which is why women aren't funny.
Because they don't have to be.
Christopher Hitchens explained this very well.
If men aren't funny, they're dead in the water.
So we develop a good sense of humor.
But as far as a chick goes, that's pretty tough.
I would recommend reading Charles Murray, The Curmudgeon's Guide to Getting Ahead.
He talks about how you know how to choose a mate.
And there's a lot of important features.
Like, say you're punctual and neat, she should probably be punctual and neat.
There's certain differences you don't want to have.
But as far as just fucking chicks goes, sometimes it can be very good for you to fuck a six.
For example, the guy from the bleachers, he started fucking Lena Dunham for about a year, maybe two, and ruined her life.
She never got over it.
Her ovaries dried up.
Now she lives like an old lady in the West Village.
But for him, it gave him this credibility.
And he can date a fucking supermodel now, anyone he wants, because he showed that he's not shallow and he'll date the ugliest tub of shit available.
This guy is a hit maker.
He's had like several successful top five hits and he chose her.
So now he's gold.
When you're with a six, a lot of sevens go, I got this.
Yeah.
And a six is a good way to sort of keep.
It's like sparring.
You're not really fighting.
You're not trying to throw a punch to knock someone out, but you're staying in shape.
A six is just like keeping you in the game.
Now, you want to impress your friends.
It's a bummer if your friends aren't impressed with who you're dating.
So sometimes you got to throw a couple eights in there.
But yes, the short answer is yes, you should date a six if she's really cool.
Sixes were my bread and butter for many years.
Number two, is it true that less attractive women are more willing to do whatever you want in bed?
I just assume this is the case, but it might be because I'm a bit of a prick.
That is absolutely true, especially with regards to chubby chicks and fella.
And the funny thing about fucking a fat five is you will remember it for the rest of your life.
The supermodel, not so much.
They tend to fade away in your brain.
What are you doing?
I don't know that I was playing back there.
But yeah, you'll have the craziest night of your life with a big, fat, ugly pig.
I highly recommend it.
Number three, how does your wife not get pissed off at you for talking about all this stuff?
Does she not watch the show?
No, she cannot watch the show.
She hasn't read my book.
All this shit stresses her out.
So I don't even like, people will show me a clip and if she's in the room, I'll go, no, no, no, no.
She doesn't want to know it.
I might as well, literally, I'm not exaggerating.
I might as well do gay porn.
Like she wants to see this show as much as she wants to see me fucking a dude up the ass.
So I don't show her fucking a dude up the ass.
All right.
We got to go to New Jersey.
What was that?
Nothing wrong with that.
That's not a good clip.
I got to fix the volume.
Yeah.
Why don't you just call him and have him say nothing wrong with that?
Or I could overdub myself.
Yeah, overdub yourself.
And there won't be nothing wrong with that clip.
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