S02E111 - BLACK ANTI-SEMITISM [2020-01-14 - S02E111 - BLACK ANTI-SEMITISM]
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Oh, live from New York.
It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis.
Sun down like sun still.
Sun I know who I am.
This is not the end.
I know who I am.
This is not the end.
I'm getting stronger, more powerful.
You broke your button.
That was Obijgengayar.
Obijginayar?
Obangajayar.
Nigerian guy living in London, England.
And if you're an immigrant and you're a person of color and you're in England, the best way to become popular is to bitch about racism and how horrible this country is.
British people, white people, love to be shat on.
So he is all about the poo-poo.
Eating the poo-poo.
No, he's all about how America, Britain is racist.
And when I come here, I look at the depictions of blacks on the news and I see they say that we eat the poo-poo.
And they say, why are you gay?
That is so silly.
It's just like, dude, you left a shithole like Nigeria.
You're in London.
Can you just like not do that?
What about an immigrant who comes to Britain and he can't believe how awesome it is?
You know?
Dude, when I was working at the hostel, Nigerian people were some of the most entitled people.
They act like they're royalty and they're like, you will take my bags to the top floor.
Well, maybe they were rich.
I think they were.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
That's the story I told you when I was a janitor at my school.
Oh, yeah, they were fired.
They fired us all and they hired blacks.
But it was all like these blacks who can afford to pay $60K a year to go from Africa to Canada.
And they had ascots on and monocles.
And said, hello.
Yes.
I've just flown in from Africa.
And I have to say, the cold here is simply deafening.
Oh, shit.
We got this dumb.
There we go.
So I have to sit here for that not to happen?
Yeah.
Because the auto focus point is the middle.
But I like my head being in this box.
Yeah, well, now you don't.
Yeah, well, yeah.
It reminds me of this guy, Linton Quasi Johnson, who moved from Jamaica to England.
And his first hit song, fresh off the boat, was England is a bitch.
There's no escape in it.
England is a bitch, Fitru.
You're welcome, Imm and Great.
There's no escape in it.
England is a bitch.
There's no running away from it.
It's actually a good song.
That's him doing the spoken word version.
Let's see if you can find the song.
And it's all these white musicians, like British people in the country that he just moved to, playing away, playing their hearts out as he's just like, this place sucks.
England fucking blows.
All right.
England is a bitch.
I don't know if he's talking about England, though.
He's talking about England.
Oh, England.
Maybe that's his ex-girlfriend and she was a bitch.
Yeah.
Like those horns, the horns with their all-white British guys.
Is this going okay?
Turn it up.
We used to work on the underground, but working on the underground.
Work in Pandyandagram.
I love Lynn.
Quasi Johnson.
You can listen to him for hours, but his politics, just like our opening song, are kind of annoying.
That's the way it goes, though.
These musicians.
There was another song by a band called the Ruthless Rap Assassins.
And it's something like Nightmare.
It's really hard to find.
And it's about moving from Jamaica to England and how much it sucks.
And how they thought they were living a dream.
And it wasn't a dream.
Yeah, and it wasn't a dream.
It was a nightmare.
Fucking England.
Have you been to Jamaica?
It's just cinder blocks and rebar and garbage on the streets.
And poopoo.
They eat the poopo.
Even within the dream.
Yeah, this is it.
Yeah.
That's getting old.
They've been here for 30 years, but still ain't seen no streets so cold.
There's no streets of gold in Britain.
She would build her own house, but she would raise no kids.
Just pause.
Did your stupid immigrant mom also was she also so naive that she thought her son would become a successful artist and have a song in the pop charts?
Wow.
Great point.
Dancing away in this awesome studio as England claps and he's like, boy, my dumb, naive mom thought that it was going to be great here.
Yeah, and he's got 30,000 views as of 2020.
Still going strong, this man.
How's it going?
I met the girl who says, ah, yeah.
She's old now.
Oh, you met the girl in the song.
Did you recognize her or how'd that happen?
We were talking about Withless Rap Assassins.
And she was like, I was the chick.
And someone had said, I know the chick, and then I met her.
You're okay in the jungle, you'll be finding the sport.
That's not true.
You're coming from Jamaica.
And then she says, he just said there were signs that said, no Irish, no blacks.
I read a great article a long time ago about how that's a myth.
It was a sign that happened in one part of Britain, a seaside town, I believe.
And there was a lot of workers who were coming in, black and Irish workers, to, I don't know, build this thing.
And what's that say?
No proof how the infamous no Irish, no blacks, no dog signs may have never existed.
Yeah.
And I think what happened was that picture is one particular house where these Irish construction workers and black construction workers were coming in and just trashing the joint and getting super shit faced.
So some old lady just said, I don't want these tenants anymore.
They party too hard.
They're too rough.
And then that has evolved over time to be like...
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm wearing my Father McGivney pin.
Father McGivney, of course, started the Knights of Columbus, speaking of the Irish.
I think it was in New England.
What was his name?
Michael Joseph McGivney.
And I think the Irish were just getting into fights.
And they were fighting cops and then getting killed.
And then the woman had no money.
So we started a fund for these widows.
And then that became the largest insurance company in the world.
Great group of guys.
I've missed the last two meetings, unfortunately.
I'm going to talk to Ron Coleman today.
There he is.
Tap it a marinin there, McGavney.
I'm going to talk to Ron Coleman today about these anti-Semitic attacks because he is our resident expert on all things Semitic.
And we'll see if any of the black allegations or the blallegations, as they're called, have any truth to them.
I mean, there's just straight up anti-Semitism that's totally irrational.
And then there's just brats hitting Hasidic Jews in the head because they're fatherless cunts.
And then there's the ones who have an argument.
I'm not saying it's a justified argument, but it's an argument.
And their point is like, Jews come into this neighborhood, they're going to take over, they'll take over the whole structure, and then we won't be allowed in our neighborhood and we'll be homeless.
That's like what they're saying in Crown Heights.
But before we get to that, I've got a lot of gossip.
Like a lot of Project Veritas had some spies in the Bernie Sanders campaign, and it turns out they all fucking hate us.
I don't want to trivialize any of James's work.
I think he's a treasure, a Western treasure, not even an American treasure.
He's a Western treasure.
But I was not remotely surprised by any of this talk.
So do you want to show it?
You missed the beginning.
So if Trump gets re-elected, what?
Fing cities burn.
Do you think that some of these, like, mega people could even be re-educated?
I mean, we gotta try.
I mean, like, so, like, in Nazi Germany, after the fall of the Nazi party, there was a shit ton of the populace that was fucking Nazified.
If you're watching this show, you become fucking Nazified.
Probably eat Nazi fried chicken.
Nazification.
Ah, I feel like I've just been Nazified.
That's my favorite disturbed song.
Nights.
Nazified.
Nazified.
You're a real intellectual.
You know what Bernie bros tend to be?
Fucking shit-talking nerds who have never been in a fight.
Uh-oh.
There we go.
Can you just manually focus on me so I get to be in my little spot?
Keep playing?
Sure.
I had gulags, right?
And actually, gulags were a lot better than what the CIA has told us that they were.
Like, people were actually paid a living wage in gulags.
They had constable visits in gulags.
Gulags were actually meant for re-education.
The greatest way to break a fucking billionaire of their privilege and their idea that they're superior.
Go and break rocks.
You're now a working class person and you're gonna f***ing learn what that means.
Right?
Learning doesn't give the nomination.
And it goes to the second round and like the green C-convincing.
F***ing go off.
It's just shit talkers who can't fight.
All of these guys.
They say fuck way too much to so angry and weird.
Oh, fucking, yeah.
Cities are going to fucking burn.
A lot of people.
You know, gulags.
Actually, you know what's funny?
And we'll talk about cancel culture in a second.
Gulags are kind of better than what we go through now.
Like, Louis C.K.'s daughters will be 50, and they'll be known as the daughters of the guy who jerked off.
He's ruined.
His career is ruined.
His reputation is ruined forever.
And so are his kids because he's been canceled.
The mob decided he was a bad man.
In gulags, you'd go away, be punished, break rocks.
Then you could come back and be a functioning member of society.
Like, if it was a gulag, then Laura Loomer would be back on Twitter now and back on Instagram.
She will have paid her dues.
Like, if they'd said to me, we won't fire you from everything, we won't cancel you, we won't ban you, we won't put your family in jeopardy if you go break rocks for a month.
I think I might have broken some rocks.
I mean, I wouldn't want to support a Stalinist totalitarian state by complying, but I don't know.
This cancel culture shit is so bad that it's approaching communist levels.
Oh, I forgot to number the damn links again.
I'll figure it out.
This is interesting stuff about the gulags.
Largest number of gulag prisoners was January 1950.
2 million.
Ah, 77% of them were ordinary criminals, post-war bandits.
Okay.
We know what gulags are, Ryan.
Thank you.
I've been meaning to get to this story for a while.
There's a bar in Michigan that was allowing Proud Boy meetups.
And that's just a bunch of guys drinking beer.
The funny thing about that Bernie Sanders thing you just saw is that's what they think Proud boys happens at Proud Boys meetups.
They sit there with their sinister plans, planning race wars.
I guess the black guys and the Asian guys just sit in the corner for that part.
And they don't.
They just sit and drink beer and tell fart jokes.
Meanwhile, the left, the ones throwing their stones from their glasshouse, they are actually talking about burning cities and gulags and re-education camps and all of this sinister Stalinist communist fucking bullshit.
They want to kill you.
They want to denazify you.
They want to control your mind.
Anyway, so there's this bar in Michigan and Antifa finds out about it.
So they show up there and they don't do anything because they realize that they'll lose in a fight with these guys.
So they just take pictures of them and stiff the waitress on her tab, 76 bucks, they write on the tab, fuck Proud Boys.
I think I forwarded you an email about this, didn't I?
Maybe that was yesterday.
Uh-huh.
Gotcha.
And these guys tip really well.
And so the bar owner is like, what the fuck am I supposed to do now?
Because, oh no, sorry, it gets worse.
So Antifa go in there.
They don't do anything, but then they call the city.
Hey, there's a hate group.
There it goes.
That's.
There's a hate group at this restaurant.
So guess what the city does?
The city goes, oh, okay, we'll go handle it.
So check out this link.
This guy, the mayor, Mayor Michael Webb, and go down, Mayor Pro Term Alyssa Song.
The city council members, I don't know exactly which ones.
We're still fleshing out the story.
But basically, the top brass at this town, I think it's called Hazel Park, contacted the bar owner and told him that they would pull his liquor license if he allowed these guys to have their meetups there or allow them at all.
He said, what if they just come here as citizens and it's like taking their mom out for lunch?
No, you will lose your license.
And check out the guy who did it.
Did you have the link of him?
Facebook?
Dude has a cop killer head tattoo.
So this is the guy from Antifa who called the city.
Yeah, look at that picture.
You're on it.
Check out his fucking tattoo.
Is that a hog?
That's a pig, like a cop, with a rifle sight on him.
Kill pigs.
Kill cops.
Seems like he's kind of dedicated to the whole killing cops thing.
And by the way, if you were to use that rifle sight, don't you kill him?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, it's on his side.
That's like kill me.
If it's going to kill a cop, fine, but just you can kill me if it hurts cops.
He's got double gauges in his ear.
Holy shit.
I've never seen it.
So here's what's crazy about this story.
Antifa used to do the bidding of the DNC.
Now the DNC does the bidding of Antifa.
So city councilmen are listening to this fucking bonehead.
And you know what else is even crazier?
These guys are skinheads, right?
Like sharps, anti-racist skinheads.
The biggest thing that these guys have to contend with as far as their perception is everyone thinks they're Nazis and they're not.
So they're always like, no, no, no, it's Jamaican, it's Ska, it's Lytton Kwazy Johnson, Inglan is a bitch.
And they go, that's enough pictures of him.
And then they do the exact same thing to Proud Boys.
And they go up and go, you guys are fucking Nazis, multiracial Jewish Nazis.
So I've got a lot of people on this because I think, I don't know if you're as shocked as I am by the whole thing, but when liquor licenses are pulled because of clientele, we've reached a new layer of cancel culture.
This is getting fucking insane.
Isn't it?
I mean, Laura Loomer's banned from Uber.
She can't take an Uber.
Well, hold on, Gavin.
She did say some racist shit.
No.
The reason that she was, she said, I don't want a Muslim driving my Uber is because she had been attacked.
She was in a car with a Jewish friend.
They were talking about some Jewish holiday, like Rosh Hashanah or something.
I don't even know if that's a Jewish holiday.
And he realized they were Jewish and he stopped the car and kicked them out.
So she goes, I don't want that to happen again.
Anyway, so now we have bars having their liquor licenses revoked.
Transportation can't be used.
I can't rent a house.
I can't send my kids to a private school.
Debanking?
Debanking?
Cell phone service is next.
I predict it.
Yeah.
Verizon is a hateful thing.
Oh, we have planes.
Delta won't take ice if they're transporting an illegal.
But just like someone with a gigantic head tattoo of a pig is deciding who gets their liquor license.
This is a new level of clown world.
But according to Tim Poole, this is 2-4, cancel culture is over.
That's not a thing.
So none of these stories you hear are correct.
And his proof?
Well, J.K. Rowling said that there's only two genders and she's still alive and Ricky Gervais was able to do the Golden Globes.
And offensive, then perhaps you should be criticized for it.
But the problem with woke outrage cancel culture is that they don't criticize you like Natalie Wynne is saying.
They just target you and try to destroy your career and your business endeavors, like they did with Ricky Gervais.
And interestingly enough, now, Vox is still writing about it, but Ricky Gervais just don't care.
How to tell you?
Yeah, this is not proof cancel culture's over, Tim.
These people are fucking, I don't know, 100 millionaires?
Is J.K. Rowling, she's probably not a billionaire.
They're cultural icons.
She's 100 million strong.
I'm sure Ricky is in the same ballpark.
And he's totally untouchable.
He could do any TV or movie project he wants, or he could do a stand-up tour and it would sell out.
That doesn't mean cancel culture is over.
There's no such thing as violence.
I punched Superman in the face and he didn't get a black eye.
J.K. Rowling, net worth $1 billion.
Holy doodles.
Holy shit.
Damn.
And then 2.5, the folks over at Time agree.
And they have an affirmative action hire there who makes sure she mentions that she's a black Muslim in pretty much every article.
And she says it's not real.
I'm a black Muslim woman, and because of social media, marginalized people like myself can express ourselves in a way that was not possible before.
What?
So earlier, black Muslims weren't allowed on Twitter?
What the fuck are you talking about?
They didn't allow blacks on Facebook when, in the 1930s?
That means racists, sexists, and bigoted behavior or remarks don't fly like they used to.
There's typos all over this, by the way.
Racist needs a comma.
Sexist at Oxford comma.
This applies to not only wealthy people or industry leaders, but anyone whose privilege has historically shielded them from public scrutiny.
When was that?
When were people shielded from public scrutiny?
Well, there was the Clintons.
Dinesh D'Souza was basically jailed for criticizing Bill Clinton.
Sorry, Obama.
Because they can't handle this culture shift.
They rely on phrases like cancel culture to delegitimize the criticism.
So then she goes on to talk about Louis C.K. and how he admitted to masturbating female communities.
That's the example I just used.
Louis C.K. is a perfect example of cancel culture.
He lost $35 million.
His daughter's legacy is ruined.
They'll be known as those kids.
And he couldn't walk down the street for like five years.
Way worse than a gulag.
Hey, Louie, what if we don't ruin your life with this bullshit masturbating thing that you did consensually and you go break rocks for three weeks?
Or $35 million, can't appear anywhere.
And yeah, you can still sell out shows.
That doesn't mean cancel culture is over.
Isn't that mental?
Fucking stupid bitch.
When he showed up at, oh, and then she says Harvey Weinstein isn't canceled.
Because when he showed up at a young artist event in October, a comedian who called him out in her set was booed.
And two women who confronted him were asked to leave.
Ergo, he's not canceled.
So if you're not in the stocks with people whipping fruit at you, then you're not canceled.
What?
Do you want us dead?
This is sounding like those Bernie bros where they have to be denazified and send us to fucking gulags and teach us.
Let me tell you something about socialism.
It's exactly like Islam in that it's insatiable.
They're never happy.
Stalin was never satisfied.
He killed 30 million people, but still some fuckers are really pissing me off.
Same with Hitler, National Socialist.
Anyway, speaking of cancel culture, yeah, that's the woman who tells us that Lucy K's had a great time.
And again, she's an immigrant.
An immigrant to Canada.
Can't wait to shit on us all.
Immigrates.
By the way, a gig at Time magazine for a freelance writer, that's pretty fucking good.
How about a thank you?
You know, our favorite model is the plus size Victoria's Secret lingerie model, Ali Tate Cutler.
And, you know, just like that England is a bitch and that Nigerian guy we opened the show with, every time there's someone that you like or think is pretty, you're sort of treading on thin ice because you know it's just a matter of time before they say fuck Trump or we need to tax billionaires and we need more social programs, blah, blah, blah, more government, more control, less freedom.
And so my girlfriend, Ali Tate, comes on and I go, okay, what the fuck's this going to be about?
Let's see.
Hi, guys.
So I want to talk to you today about something that I feel really passionately about and is something that is so relevant to the day and age that we're living in.
And that is cancel culture.
Now, this is something that is fascinating to me because it's such a new phenomenon.
We didn't have social media for that long, and we're seeing a whole new wave of backlash being seen with the advent of social media.
Cancel culture has a really beautiful side.
And that side is that we are now able to hold corporations and public figures accountable.
Oh, shit.
Social media can be like, that was going well.
I don't like that you said that.
Or I don't like that your company is doing this.
And I'm telling you directly so you can change it.
That's a really amazing thing.
It's given us the power to communicate directly with you.
Control your woman, bro.
I don't love...
Word broken up.
She has a wider centipede on her head than Anomaly.
No, she doesn't.
That bald and ass bitch.
Now I see all her flaws.
Cancel culture is awesome.
Great robot is.
It allows us to totally deperson anyone we disagree with and put them on the outskirts of society.
And like we did with that Australian gay the other day who was shitting on drag queens, we just harassed him till he killed himself.
So canceling people is awesome and ruining lives based on zero evidence is awesome because what it is is, whoops, it's a kangaroo court where we get to define who wins.
That's not what she's saying.
Here, it's.
Oh, wait a minute.
You know what?
Father McGibney probably just fell off my lapel because he thought I was blaspheming and I was being serious.
Dude, it's called sarcasm.
I was making fun of Ali Tate Cutler's point.
He was around before the times of sarcasm, though.
Great priest, great entrepreneur.
No sense of heart.
Terrible ghost.
No sense of Hubert.
My least favorite.
This is now my least favorite ghost.
Your LFG?
Dude, but she's saying cancel culture is no longer serving us.
Why?
No.
Anyone else done with cancel culture?
I was so inspired to post, but she just said it's a great thing to hold people accountable.
Yeah, but obviously there are some people like Harvey Watson to R. Kelly that have committed violations.
Others need to be held accountable in serious ways.
Yet the majority of cancel culture backlash is towards people is towards people Who have made mistakes in their past or have said things without thinking them through fully, whereas comments have come from a place of ignorance.
My biggest wish for 2020 is to see social media culture grow towards one of empathy and compassion, where we allow individuals the time to grow and evolve.
Oh, wait a minute.
Yeah, I hope she's still around.
Redemption culture.
No, no, don't do it yet.
Don't send the text.
Did you send the text?
No.
Because she wants redemption culture and she feels it's the next step to a more loving world.
What?
Yeah, redemption culture.
What the fuck is redemption culture?
So you get to call me a Nazi and then I have to jump through hoops to prove I'm not?
Yeah, a gulag of sorts.
That's the same thing as cancel culture.
Yeah, it will.
That's like shooting at your feet and saying dance, bitch.
Okay, well, let's go back to what she's saying then, like the audio.
Okay.
The video.
I'm confused.
Someone says something that gets backlash.
It sweeps over social media and people are so quick to jump on board and be like, this person's shit and this person's shit.
We need to realize that this is coming out of a space of reacting instead of responding, first and foremost.
Secondly, we need to realize that a lot of people are saying things when they're hurtful because they are hurt themselves.
The expression, hurt people, hurt people, is a real thing.
When we are going through periods of fear, anxiety, sadness.
I love how she's an expert because she's pretty.
Hey, you want to find out about culture?
Talk to some chick who's hot.
Well, she does have periods, so she talked about...
So I guess she's in her good books.
But the reason I bring all of this up, too, is...
Vince Vaughn has sinned.
And there's been speculation that he might be canceled because he did something so horrific, you're not going to believe it.
This is worse than Ellen DeGeneres sitting with George W. Bush.
Vince Vaughan spoke to Donald Trump.
Father, stay on my lapel.
Again, sarcasm.
Oh my God, he shook the president's hand.
And that says low-ziger.
Yeah.
Look at that.
Look, watch.
Low-key Zeke.
Yeah.
Where's Kyle?
That's a high Zyle.
Oh, my God.
He's Zeke Hiland.
Damn.
You want to know a secret?
I know people who know people in the Hollywood scene, and the left is right to be outraged.
He's one of us.
Yep, he's another Brad Easton Ellis.
He's a Tim Allen.
Yeah.
Oh!
That reminds me.
Yesterday's show.
I want to do a new segment called Theories, where I come up, I just postulate my theories, and we won't do it yet.
We won't green screen it or anything, but I want to tell you a theory I had about Tim Allen.
You ready for this?
What if he's not conservative?
Go on.
Tupac was a Fae dance guy.
He was into dance and theater.
He wasn't gay like sucking dicks, but he was a typical drama club kid.
Hey, everyone.
Hey, you know, you guys are dancing really well, but I want more spirit.
I want more passion.
And then he played a thug in the movie Juice.
After that, from that day forward, people go, you were really cool now.
I like you as a thug.
And he's like, I'm a thug, motherfucker.
I'm a psycho.
I'll fucking shoot up this whole place with the guns that I, that I have that I fucking cock them.
Cock my guns.
Okay.
Okay.
So the same could have happened to Tim Allen.
He's a drama club kid, right?
That kind of kills my theory.
But anyway, he was a drama club kid, and he does a show, Home Improvement.
It's a huge hit, and on the show, he's a blue-collar guy.
Then that starts getting him his blue-collar audience.
Then it starts getting other blue-collar gigs.
He's got a Santa gig.
He's really affable and well-liked by the flyover states and the Rust Belt, Middle America, and Christians.
And he goes, this is good for business.
So he could secretly be a conservative, I mean a liberal, but just go, all right, I'm going to be a conservative guy because it's paying the bills.
And drama club people, their very nature is they can just pivot on a dime and be anyone you want them to be.
So this is just a crazy made-up theory.
I have no evidence, and you can look into it more too.
But I want you to consider the possibility that he's a fraud.
Well, in 1990, the year before Home Improvement aired, he came out with Men or Pigs.
So that could be...
He's postulating where the humor is in that, though.
Well, it says it's Rewires America and Men Are Pigs.
Oops.
Yeah, that doesn't tell me anything.
Like, he could be saying men are pigs and it's awesome.
Yeah, yeah.
Or he could be saying men are pigs and it's terrible.
Right, right.
I'll look into it.
Something to consider.
So anyway, Vince Vaughn dared to shake the president's hand.
What?
That's news?
And then this guy, Siraj, started saying, I think he might get canceled because of this.
And then the right, Fox News, ran with that and said, they're trying to cancel him.
David Arrow of Fox News is painting me as a far left saying, I'm calling for Vince Vaughn to be canceled.
It was a prediction, not a call for him to be canceled.
Cancel culture is dumb as fuck.
So he's with us.
By the way, speaking of canceled, Antonio Brown appears to be one of the biggest shitheads in the history of sports.
There's a video came out.
This won't get him canceled.
If you're black and in the NFL, you can literally get away with murder.
But check out the way he talks to cops.
I think his ex came to his house and tried to get his Bentley, but she didn't have the keys.
And then he said, get the fuck out of here.
And they had to take her away.
But he hates the cops, too.
I don't understand what's going on here.
Listen to the way he talks to cops.
She blocked at the gate.
You're going to continue to bring her over here every day.
This is your second day over here.
She blocked at the gate.
This is the second time these people was here.
Just a blanket out there.
No, they don't want the curses blanked out.
So, what about my cursor?
I want to see the uncensored, right?
Ah, shit.
The one I saw was uncensored.
But he's just like, he just says, get the fuck out of here, fucking pigs, fucking cops.
Fuck you, motherfuckers, you bitch, you little bitch.
I'll fuck you up, you bitch.
Fuck you, pig.
Fuck you.
Again and again and again, it goes on and on and on.
It's brutal.
This is probably gonna be.
Ain't no freedom for the real, man.
Jump ahead.
No, jump more ahead.
So you said, I'm out of here.
Keep letting her in.
You keep bringing her in.
This isn't it.
It's another video you gotta find.
Yeah, yeah, get the fuck out of here.
Check out Reddit Public Freakouts and just type in Antonio Brown.
Anyway, I looked into him.
I never heard of him before.
And when I saw the video and the way he was talking to cops, I assumed it was an athlete's brother.
I thought, oh, there's probably some pro athlete.
And he bought his brother a house.
And his brother's some 14-year-old shithead, spoiled thug rat who talks to cops like they're human garbage because he's trash.
I think it's called Antonio Brown's Having a Bad Day.
Okay.
One was deleted so far.
Poops.
But no, it's an athlete who's had a storied career.
I don't know anything about football, so forgive me if you're not familiar with him.
Who I got her?
Get the fuck out of here, you bitch.
Come on, Polo.
Get the fuck out of here.
Fucking police can't have that you fucking bitch ass law.
Get the fuck out of here, you fucking pussies.
Fucking bitch.
There it is.
Get the fuck out of here.
There's a kid there.
It's his kid.
Get the fuck out of my body.
Oh my god.
Come on, man.
Two kids, fuck out of here.
I love you, Poppy.
I love you.
Going to them bitch ass police.
Get the fuck out of here.
I love you, Poppy.
Going to them bitch ass police.
Comments are woke as hell.
It says, wow, what a great role model.
Bro, you used to be cool.
You wish you could take me, you bitch ass nigga.
Fuck out of here.
Yeah, get in the back of the police car, fishbowl.
So Vince Vaughn might get canceled for shaking the president's hand.
This guy can shit on cops.
But it gets worse.
So his ex-wife, it might have been there.
This is about to get NSFW, by the way, not safe for work.
I was reading about this lawsuit filed against him, and this is backed up with texts and stuff.
Wherein, so they were watching during their Christian fellowship days.
They often read scriptures, prayed, or watched services together during training visits.
Okay, so I guess Antonio Brown's a very religious guy, right?
They were, unbeknownst to Miss Taylor, while she was focused on the religious video, Brown began masturbating behind her.
Before she knew it or understood what was happening, Brown ejaculated on her.
And then they show him tweeting like, get over it, bitch.
What the fuck?
So he was jerking off on her back while she was watching religious videos.
That's not consensual.
That's not Louis C.K. Why isn't he canceled?
He's a sportsman.
I jacked my expletive deleted on your back.
Slept with you in bed.
F your knowledge, B-I-T-C-H.
I've been all pro before I even knew you.
Hit me up online, bitch, crying.
I didn't hit you up.
You never left my house since you had hotel.
You feel asleep on my couch.
F out of here, my baby mama.
Trick your dumb A. Blast me.
Ryan, swear on this show.
Okay.
Blast me, you're a failure telling everybody you own a gym.
What you done, blast?
You don't fucking write my phone, lying, bitch.
I thought it was easy to get a come up.
Using God alias fake asshole, you trying to make it.
No, that's enough.
None of that made sense.
We live in a racist society in a sense that we have the bigotry of low expectations and we let blacks get away with things because we're embarrassed.
We don't want to criticize them.
Louis C.K., we can flush down a toilet.
He's a bald, ugly Jew.
Right.
But Antonio Brown, he can get away with rape.
Louis C.K. isn't a Jew, to be fair.
What?
He's Catholic.
Yeah.
A large part of his show.
His mother's a Jew.
His large part of the show is being raised Catholic.
But his mother is a Jew.
I guess he didn't practice.
Maybe he wasn't raised by his mom.
He's a Jewish Mexican as far as I...
No, no, I know.
He's Mexican.
It's weird.
He grew up in Mexico, didn't he?
When he was a kid?
Anyway, this reminded me of Marshall Lynch.
Marshall Lynch.
No, it's pronounced Marshall, right?
Yeah.
He was the guy that we always talked about a couple years ago because he said you've got to run through a motherfucker's face.
They said, how do you...
And the tweets that he said, the tweets supporting him going, look, he may not be saying it in the most orthodox fashion, but this is actually some very helpful advice.
And he did a really good job of explaining to younger players the importance of getting y'all's mentals.
Listen to him, Tom.
I done been on the other side of retirement, and it's good when you get over there and you can do what the f ⁇ you want to.
So I tell y'all right now while y'all in it, take care of y'all bread.
So when y'all done, go ahead and take care of yourself.
So while y'all at it right now, take care of y'all bodies.
You know what I mean?
Don't take care of y'all chicken.
You feel me?
Don't take care of y'all mentals.
Because look, we ain't lasting that long.
Take care of your chicken?
Is that a word for money?
Take care of your chicken?
I don't know.
How much chicken do you have on you?
None.
I have zero chicken on me.
Yeah, because you keep blowing it.
This guy, by the way, folks at home, just gave a bum 10 bucks.
Yeah.
What?
We're in New York City.
The guy's like, hey, man, I haven't eaten in two days.
Okay, here.
I'm good for one.
This is after he just bought Calvin Klein socks and a $200 handbag, a coach handbag.
He bought a purse.
It's not a purse.
What is it?
Milo liked it.
A gay man.
Oh, a gay man liked it.
Sorry.
You mean the gay man who carries a purse everywhere he goes?
He has bags.
It's a soft leather coach purse.
Supple.
Very supple.
$200.
Yes.
He's $12,000 in debt.
Literally throwing money away.
Anyway, go back to Marshall.
I could use this guy's advice.
Yeah, you need to get your chickens in order.
They're no longer here no more.
Take care of your chickens, Ryan.
So, I mean, you feel me?
They no longer here no more.
They no longer.
So I mean, before you start, I had a couple of players that I played with that.
You know what I mean?
They no longer here no more.
They no longer.
So, I mean, you feel me?
Start taking care of y'all mantles, y'all bodies, and y'all chicken for when y'all, you know, ready to walk away.
Walk away.
All right, let's do what you want to do.
Let's see what put him on the map when he said he run through a motherfucking space.
That's 37.
And they also tried to intellectualize this.
Are you using a metaphor, right?
So they asked him what his secret is to tackling guys.
And he said, and he explains, well, it's beast mode.
And what's beast mode?
Running through a motherfucking space.
Look at his mug.
That's when it just clicked in my mind that if you just run through somebody's face, a lot of people ain't going to be able to take that over and over and over and over.
Over and over.
Over and over.
Over and over and over.
And over and over.
And over and over and over.
He's a comedian.
Over again.
He's just not going to want that.
Think there's a deeper metaphor there?
Run through a motherfucker face.
Then you don't have to worry about them no more.
You think there's a deeper metaphor there?
Yeah.
No.
Run through a motherfucker's face and you don't have to deal with them no more.
Mayhaps you didn't hear me correctly.
I'm talking chickens, bitch.
Run through a motherfucker's face again and again and again, over and over and over and over and over.
Then take a breath.
And over and over.
That's comedic.
So we're living with the bigotry of low expectations.
You can cancel rich white dudes.
You can't cancel black guys, no matter what.
And I'd like to prove that by checking out Racism.
Wrong I've got to be strong, strong like mom, strong like remember those days when you used to sleeping Fuck black people.
Fuck white people.
How do those two play out on Twitter?
Twitter represents a certain mindset.
It doesn't represent all Americans.
It tends to skew left.
It tends to skew young.
It tends to skew stupid, especially since they've kicked all of the conservatives off, especially now that I'm not on it.
But I think it's funny to sometimes take these little litmus tests, these random phrases, and see how they play out.
Because I'm told that we're in a racism crisis right now.
The hate is at an all-time high.
So let's check it out because I have a sneaking suspicion you're going to see a lot more anti-white racism than anti-black racism.
And the problem with that is if you start throwing people in jail for hate crimes, I think you're going to find you're throwing a lot of black people in jail.
And the fantasy that every white person is a Klansman, this leftist dream with their hate has no home here signs, is actually not true.
And I think we're starting to learn that with this anti-Semitism coming from black New Yorkers in Crown Heights and Williamsburg and even Jersey.
Anyway, so put into Twitter, fuck white people.
Russians are white because they have no Eurocentric beauty standards.
What?
What?
They're pale as fuck.
And as a Russian person is on equal footing with the rest of white people in the West, they cannot be whitewashed and they cannot be appropriated.
You better be joking.
And then he's responding to, now let's wait and see.
Although Wanda and what?
Now let's see, all the Wanda Antis who hate her because she's whitewashed.
I don't know what the hell anyone's talking about here.
So let's skip that one.
Fuck racism.
My mom calls black people?
Meaning one of us because we're all equally obsessed by white people.
That's exactly how people of color should look at the world.
We are all one.
And then she's referring to a black woman who's saying, get this packy off my screen.
How did this come up with fuck white people?
The only enemy is the white people.
Oh, the only enemy.
But isn't that funny that fuck white people isn't here?
Oh, so when you do a certain, oh, you didn't put it in quotes.
Yeah, you got to put it in quotes, genie ars.
Boy, you're good at your job.
Okay, so we got a guy.
He sent an accordion video to someone, and the takeaway from this white guy is fuck white people.
Because accordions are stupid and corny and not cool.
You don't look like Questlove when you play an accordion.
You're telling me this racist fuck got paid for his suffering.
Fuck white people.
This is, of course, the Covington Catholic schoolboy who was awarded by CNN.
CNN called him a Nazi, called him a racist, said he was antagonizing an American Indian vet.
He got death threats.
The school got death threats.
They were threatening to shoot up the school all because of CNN's lies about what happened that day.
And they had to pay him a lot of money.
But the left hates it because it's a MAGA guy, a guy in a red hat, who got a settlement and he got money.
So that becomes, fuck white people.
Oh, this one's good.
My white boss shared my white co-worker's shitty redesign of my graphic.
And so the takeaway is, let's smash white people in the head with those things that scoop up garbage.
Look how bad she nails him.
He doesn't do anything.
This, by the way, isn't an act.
She's using this as an example of what we should be doing.
This is like fucking.
You're supposed to see that and go, yeah, get him.
What the actual fuck?
White people are really a disease.
And then they show a joke video where this guy is saying to these Asians that they are from a long way from home.
Like, did you not notice that this is filmed perfect?
All right, next.
We're getting the idea here, though, right?
Me going to Twitter to see three separate posts saying, fuck white people.
Okay, and he's in pain.
He's a little lug.
Fuck white people because Parasite didn't do as well as it should have.
Okay.
That's my fault.
It's a foreign film.
It's all this shit make niggas say fuck white people.
someone a poo-poo stinky baby?
Did you poo poo stinky all over the floor?
So it's a poop joke where she's eating chocolate.
All right, that's weird.
And it's a white person saying it too?
It looks like about 50% of the time it's white people saying fuck white people.
I wonder if we'll see that when we do fuck black people.
So change white to black.
Oh wait, just one more, one more.
See that video?
No.
Yeah, that one.
Animal rights activists stole a white homeless man's dog because they wanted to save him, and that became fuck white people.
Because it's racist.
They're racist motherfuckers.
How is it racist to take a dog...
Because the dog's brown?
He is a brown dog.
He's Hispanic.
It's a chihuahua.
Okay.
Now let's do...
Oh, yeah, you didn't search it yet.
Okay.
Bogus civil rights movement.
What the fuck?
Period.
Black people.
All right, so that doesn't count.
What's the next one?
Fuck black people.
Oh, and it's in regards to a shirt that says fuck white people.
Isn't it weird that that's a shirt?
It must be so odd.
He's in New York and then he has to go and gets a smoothie or something.
Oh, he's clearly not in New York.
And he has to get a smoothie from a white person.
Like most racists, Buchanan never said fuck black people.
Instead, he and the Democrats were about states' rights and popular.
That's code.
It's a secret code.
I know you're not finding a lot of racism, but that's because you're not seeing the secret words like states' rights.
States' rights means lynch black people.
So again, he's not saying fuck black people.
He's discussing it as a concept.
Trump will be unveiling his new immigration policy.
So now they're using it as a way of calling Trump racist.
I still haven't seen it used in a negative way yet, the way fuck white people was.
Like, we don't have any videos of a black kid getting smashed with a scooper.
Most of these are from 2019, also, from last year.
And none of these are from January, really.
Yeah, so there's another one where the period's in the middle, so it doesn't count.
What's this one?
Tell me that he didn't say that he wants to use his influence and fight for something he generally cares about.
So fuck black people, fuck immigrants, fuck the government.
But he profits off.
So he's discussing it, again, alluding to someone saying something like that.
He's not saying it himself in a sincere manner.
Let's do one more.
No black people arguing me about the black experience because they have black friends.
Fuck black people were invited to the cookout once.
I'm not seeing it.
So that's an interesting little taste of the evil hate that is lurking under every stone in America.
You know what's interesting about those that we forgot to mention?
If you look at the fuck black people, they're all from last year.
And if you look at the fuck white people, there's like several today.
Like they're an hour ago.
Yeah.
They keep coming, keep coming.
Yeah, all those were from last year.
That's right.
You know another fun game I like to do?
Go to UBMom, Y-O-U-B-E-M-O-M, and you put in a word like blowjob, anal sex, sex, and you get to see how housewives feel about it.
I've noticed that blowjob, about seven out of ten comments are, no thanks.
Gross.
A lot of it's like, I couldn't with my ex-husband, but now I do with my boyfriend.
Which is sad.
A lot of Clinton stuff.
A lot of Clinton stuff.
And defending him.
Defending him.
Consensual blowjob.
Consensual blowjob are playing at Mercury Lounge, by the way.
They're pretty good.
Anal sex does very well.
Hey, go up.
Just put sex in.
Okay.
DH.
DH here.
No, that means dear husband.
That's boring.
We don't care.
Got away without kids this weekend.
Do I fake an illness to avoid sex or do I just politely decline?
Holy shit.
And what do they say?
You could have sex.
Would rather not.
Why?
I'm nearly 50.
Dear husband has something of a pooch.
Just meh.
What?
What does a pooch mean?
Like he's fat?
That's sad.
Why bother?
Sometimes you got to throw him a bone or let them throw you one.
Hey, oh, just give him the card for your tourney.
Fake it till you make it.
Get drunk or high and do it.
Pretend to trip, then complain about back pain.
Should work.
Decline altogether.
Stay home and save your money.
Yeast infection.
Why be married?
Jesus.
What abysmal.
What's the next one?
I used to tell.
My ex, he was terrible at sex.
Such a high ego, he never believed it, but it was true.
See, no one's like, if this was a husband's form, it'd be like, hey, man, hump days tomorrow.
I'm probably going to get it.
Looking forward to it.
Yeah, I'll do anything.
It's like at Anthony's party once.
I was talking to a dude.
Who was it now?
Was it Joe Kumiya?
No, no, it was that guy, Ralph from Brooklyn, the guy who is like missing his toes because of diabetes.
Fred from Brooklyn.
And his wife was there, and we were talking about what I was just talking about right now.
And he just looks at me and he goes, he looks over at his wife and he looks back at me and he goes, been married 35 years.
I'd love to fucking eat her out right now.
I could picture him saying that too with his beard.
He's got like he's always rolling joints.
I could fucking, I'd love to eat her out right now.
He's got teddy bear eyes and just no mouth and all beard.
He's the best.
He's a hilarious man.
He can also make problems go away.
We'll leave it at that.
He kills well connected.
He kills people.
He kills people.
Speaking of killing people, my favorite murderer, Ron Coleman, is on the line, and I want to talk to him for a long time.
So fasten your seatbelts because we've got a lot to cover.
I want to talk to him about Jews in general, but specifically this tension we're seeing in Crown Heights and Williamsburg and why it's happening.
What's behind it?
Let's bump it up.
Up like sundown.
Ron, are you there, sir?
I'm right here, right across the river, New Jersey.
I'm going to posit some theories about this black anti-Semitism, and then I want you to tell me if I'm right.
Okay.
Okay.
A, black people have been told by the New York Times and the left-wing media that white people are responsible for all their problems, and if their life sucks, it's white people's fault.
They see Jews, especially Orthodox and Hasidic Jews, as the ultimate white people.
So let's just start at the top.
That's theory one.
Theory two, a lot of this is about Jews seeing cheap rent and going, like just within the real estate ads, oh, $700 a month?
That's a good deal.
Then they go to these black areas and you get what you pay for.
You're in a crack neighborhood and the locals don't want them there.
They fear gentrification is going to raise their rents, so they want them out.
Theory three.
I know I'm bombarding you here.
Theory three, the Hasidic attacks in Williamsburg aren't motivated by either theory one or theory two.
It's just fatherless brats picking on someone they know isn't going to fight back.
If they were Amish, they'd be getting sucker punched too.
Those are my three theories.
Yes, well, you're correct.
All of the above.
Oh, really?
Like most matters of human affairs, things are complicated.
There are a lot of complicated forces at work.
There is definitely resentment toward Jews in almost every society because they're perceived as having a lot of things going for them that those who are the most unhappy don't have going for them.
That perception can be accurate.
It can also be contradictory.
Frequently, right now, we're watching a debate take place over events in Rockland County where Hasidim are accused of being both leeches and capitalistic exploiters.
And this is something that you see throughout the history of anti-Semitism.
So if you are in the category of someone who feels disenfranchised and maybe also you live in a building in an urban environment and your landlord is Jewish, because Jews do like the real estate business, they're good at it.
Kind of ironic considering how often we get thrown out of it.
But it is a very smart business.
Jews are actually pretty good businessmen.
I mean, those who aren't end up becoming lawyers like me.
But it's definitely a factor.
Do you have some genuine, plain old, I'm deprived because I'm depraved, or I'm depraved because I'm deprived, social dysfunction going on as well?
Yes.
And it is well known that in this present moment in history and in this time and place, chasidim are pretty easy marks until they get organized and when they're by themselves in an urban environment.
Jews in general, Orthodox Jews in particular, except in Israel, perhaps where people are in the army, but by and large Jews don't, not with the hitting, not with the physical, more with the intellectual.
And people who have the exact opposite orientation and want to feel better about themselves by stepping on someone momentarily that they think they can get away with pushing around.
Yeah, they're going to do that.
That is usually a short-term condition.
For example, most of these attacks are taking place in areas such as Williamsburg and Crevent Heights in Brooklyn and Muncie, which is entirely suburban and where there's what had been a sense of security from urban risk and violence.
It doesn't happen so much, as far as I understand it, in Borough Park, where there's a pretty well-developed volunteer Hasidic patrol environment and excellent relations with the police.
So, yeah, exactly what you said.
All those things that probably.
Don't you think the attacks in Williamsburg against Hasidim are different than the attacks in Crown Heights?
I think, I mean, I used to live in Williamsburg.
But when you invented Williamsburg.
I invented it, actually.
I'm the one who gentrified it and hipsterfied it.
But I would see like black kids just on their bikes and they would just go and whack them in the head.
I don't even think these kids know who they're hitting.
Like they might not even know they're Jewish.
Well, they know they're Jewish.
They're in New York City.
The secret's out.
But I do think, you know, you said something that's kind of ironic given what you and I both know about certain components of the far-right wing, of which neither one of us are part, which says things like Jews aren't white people.
Jews are trying to destroy the white people.
And you make a point which is actually rather salient, which is in a certain sense, Jews are kind of the whitest you can get.
In the sense of this white concept, this rather preposterous white concept.
Think of weird Ali Yankovic, white and nerdy, right?
Well, white and nerdy don't really actually go together, right?
I mean, World War II was between very un-nerdy sides or multiple sides.
I mean, white people really can bring it on when they want to.
And there's not, frankly, not much that they can't accomplish when they decide to do so.
But in the sense that white means elite or economically in control or having stable families and being very conservative, Orthodox Jews have all those qualities.
We have big families.
We do tend to be employed.
There's a lot of mythology about the extent to which people are not employed.
Employment is actually very high.
Because that's something I wanted to bring up earlier.
One of the criticisms that some of the more articulate anti-Semites, black anti-Semites have is that Jews are going to take over their neighborhood and then take over their schools, and then it'll become like a Hasidic dictatorship.
And that has happened.
Like, if you look at Curious Joel, I think 100% of that town is on welfare.
No, it's not 100% of that town is on welfare, but let's focus on your issue of the – And it's a lot to ask for a family size to keep up with the traditional standards for income when family size in Kyria-Yol is 7, 10, 12, 14.
But it has the most welfare in the entire country.
Right, but all the same, we're told that poverty is what leads to violent crime and alienation from society, and that's not what you have in Kiri's Joe.
Well, there's a kind of alienation from society, but not the kind that we're usually talking about.
Let me get back to your school point, though.
Very, very important.
In every district where Orthodox Jews are present, they don't use the school system.
They pay taxes that support the schools, but they don't enroll in the schools.
And a small percentage of school taxes is diverted where that's possible based on getting people onto the school board to provide busing for schools, for religious schools, because that's constitutionally permissible.
When Kyrieus Yah was formed, the pre-existing municipality where all those Hasidic Jews lived, Monroe, New York, had to raise taxes to pay for the lost taxes from the Hasidic Jews.
In other words, the county was gaining far more than it was losing in terms of services that Hasidic Jews, Hasidic Jews consume.
One of the absolute, the nuclear option for our community, and I say our community meeting Hasidim, and also strictly Orthodox Jews such as myself, and frankly almost all Orthodox Jews who don't use the public school systems in major cities, the nuclear option in all these situations is the threat to show up next September and enroll all our kids in public school.
You're talking in New York City of about, I think, something like 200,000 kids who would suddenly have to be accommodated in public school.
The deal that is struck between these communities, of which I'm a member also, and the school districts and the municipalities is we'll pay the taxes.
We expect to have the opportunity to participate democratically in getting onto the school board.
You don't want us on the school board.
Don't vote for us or get your people out to vote, just like any other voting situation.
We'll pay the taxes.
We will get what services we can, which is very strictly limited by constitutional law as it stands right now.
But we're going to let you run your schools the way you want in terms of educational content and in terms of facilities.
We're going to also bear the cost of building our own schools, brick and mortar.
It's not a bad deal for municipalities or for the people who live there.
So the only, I don't want to say salient point or the only traction that the anti-Semites have is that they don't pay, Jews don't pay their taxes.
And your argument is some Jews don't and it's because they don't use the schools?
I've never even heard anything remotely coherent along the lines of Jews don't pay their taxes.
Well, maybe I'm not phrasing it correctly.
The allegation is that they slowly accrue this power as they grow and grow and then they start changing school systems to their advantage, changing roads, you know, municipal laws.
Yeah, I mean, again, Jews participate in the democratic process and seek their interests the way every other group of people does.
The deal for the school systems is overwhelmingly favorable for the public school attenders than for the non-attenders.
In fact, considering that in places like New Jersey especially, real estate taxes are a major, major, and also income taxes are a major source of local government income.
Jews make a pretty substantial contribution to both of those tax bases, to put it mildly, both in terms of corporate taxes.
And I mean, remember, we run the international banking system, right?
We control the monetary system.
We pay all the taxes.
I mean, let's not kid ourselves.
Can Jews and blacks live together in these neighborhoods?
Can they coexist in Crown Heights?
Sure.
They have for a very long time.
Crown Heights, you know, the Crown Heights riots didn't have to happen.
There can always be moments, flare-ups.
Everyone in the world agrees reasonably that they were managed.
The flare-up that happened in the old Crown Heights situation in the, what was it, around 1990.
Yeah, do you think, sorry to keep interrupting you, but do you think that there's some residual resentment from those riots that we're seeing now, or were they forgotten?
I really don't think so.
I think an entire generation has grown up since then, and really things were managed rather well.
I mean, the interesting thing about Crown Heights is that that's the Lubavitch Hasidim overwhelmingly.
And unlike other Hasidim and other Orthodox and non-Orthodox Jews, the Lubavitch Hasidim who followed the last or the late Rebbe, the grand rabbi of Lubavitch, Rebbe Achemendel Schneerson, his ruling was that we should not run away, we should not abandon a neighborhood, that it becomes a self-perpetuating prophecy.
And he was right about that.
Other Jews said, fine, let me how it's going.
I'll send me a postcard.
I'll be living in Munsee.
But it really was pretty stable for quite some time.
But it takes very little for violence to become a chain reaction to violence.
Dinkins just let it burn.
He didn't do anything.
He just hid in a corner.
No, he was awful, and obviously Al Sharpton came in and made things worse.
But again, after a couple of years, because there was the aftermath and there were the accusations and there were the issues involving whether prosecution, the acquittal of the person who killed Jankel Rosenbaum, which was quite tragic.
But nonetheless, the communities were living quite cooperatively for a very, very long time.
And I think, frankly, from what I understand, Crown Heights is not really the flashpoint for this.
Williamsburg, much more, because Williamsburg is a very mixed boat.
As you know, there are blocks that still seem like an urban wasteland, still bearing the scars of Robert Moses' destruction of a once-middle-class neighborhood.
I don't know if I agree with you about the flashpoint.
Williamsburg, the Hasidic Jews in Williamsburg, you could draw with a Sharpie where their neighborhoods begin and end.
And you don't even walk through them to get from A to B. I mean, I guess there's part of Bedford Avenue people travel through.
But it seems like in Crown Heights, there's more intermingling.
It's less.
Yes, there is.
But I guess I don't have a really good sense of exactly where these attacks are taking place.
I think I'm hearing more about Williamsburg than I am about Crown Heights.
Another thing about Crown Heights in Williamsburg, so the Lubavitch Hasidim who live in Crown Heights are much more culturally approachable than the Satmar Hasidim in Williamsburg.
Satmar, many of them barely speak English.
They speak a very, very heavily accented English.
Lubavitchers, their ethos is to be better educated, speak better English.
They are not typically immigrants or children of immigrants, but whereas Satmar, it's a very different story.
One is a Hungarian tradition, one is a Russian tradition.
Which one is the Russian?
The Russian is Lubavitch.
I mean, really, it would be Belarus now or Lithuania.
And that's Williamsburg?
Williamsburg is Hungary.
Oh, Hungary.
Okay, let's go.
Different mentality.
Settle this.
I still don't know the difference between Orthodox and Hasidim.
Like, your sons, you're Orthodox, but I look at a picture of your sons and they are indistinguishable to me from the Hasidim I see in Williamsburg.
Well, I'll help you with that.
Hasidim are a kind of Orthodox Jew.
Within the realm of Orthodox Jews, there are, to be very, with very broad strokes, modern Orthodox and what the New York Times would call ultra-Orthodox, or I might call strictly Orthodox.
Strictly Orthodox includes both Hasidim and certain kinds of non-Hasidim, like my family and my kids.
When I'm out working, I wear a black yarmuka and I have a black hat that I wear in a synagogue.
My kids study in yeshivas, very, you know, very extensive.
Our religious practice differs very little from that of Hasidim.
You want to enjoy cheeseburgers?
No cheeseburgers for anyone, including you when you come to lunch with me.
That's just the deal.
And sex through a hole in the sheet.
And that absolutely not true.
And I know you did that on purpose because we've had this discussion before because you always want to talk about holes and sheets.
No, that's a completely ridiculous myth.
I see you and Hasidim as much more different than me and you.
You know, so do they.
But in fact, because I do to some extent bridge both worlds.
However, the Hasidim have, the Hasidim and I both, as I said, our religious practice is the same.
We pray three times a day.
We strictly observe the Sabbath, no driving on telephone, no Skype, no internet, no Gavin McGinnis.
You know, the rules about date, I mean, to give you an example, when we, you know, our dating periods might last three, four weeks.
I went out with my wife eight times before we got married.
So Hasidim, they might go.
Dude, I've seen your wife.
You should have put a ring on it on the first date.
She is a smokeshow.
Well, listen.
What do you expect?
She's not shallow.
Hasidim, the dating is typically shorter.
It might only take place in the living room of the parents.
But in neither case is anybody getting jiggy in any respect whatsoever with the other party.
It's all very chaste.
Dating is entitled.
Now, you're like traditional Christians, and Hasidim are more like Amish.
They're a totally separate community that has no interest in assimilation.
Orthodox Jews.
I mean, it's just the...
Thank you.
Make Trump great again.
I was saying.
Those are yarmulkas.
Yeah, well, I mean, but no one in my family, I mean, we're Trump supporters, but no one in my family would wear something like that.
Our yarmulkes are, you know, where's the yarmulke?
The pocket?
Your yarmulke is more floppy than that, those Israeli ones.
Yeah.
No, so those are the kind of yarmakas that the modern Orthodox guys wear.
We were, here we go.
This pocket, right?
So this is the Ron Coleman Yarmaka, which you've seen so many times.
And frankly, I have Hasidic clients.
They saw me, as you know, I didn't always have a beard.
They saw me with a beard in their offices a couple of weeks ago, and they were delighted.
I looked finally like a regular Yeed, like a Jew.
But, you know, some guys have yarmakas, some guys have beards, and others don't.
Some guys wear their yarmuls at work and others don't, depending on their roles and the rabbinic guidance that they get.
I won't, It is too complicated to really explain the gradations, but they're not Amish.
They're really not Amish.
These are guys who use technology.
They're very active in commerce.
In many respects, they are very integrated.
In fact, there are some things about even Satmar Hasidim and others who are very strict Hasidim, who in some respects, they're more engaged in certain aspects of Islam.
We're not Lithuanian at all.
Most of us are Poles and Russians, but the so-called Lithuanian yeshiva movement where there's this gigantic emphasis on Talmudic scholarship.
I mean, we went to the Dafyomi, Shsiim Hashas, a couple of weeks ago in MetLife Stadium.
We do a little bit more of the Talmud study than most Hasidim.
Hasidim.
Yes, Hasidim in America especially usually get to work sooner in life.
My kids are all still rabbis, either full-time studying or in some kind of outreach job, which probably won't be, I doubt it, but it's possible, unlikely to be their lifetime jobs because see them get right to work early on in life.
So it's complicated.
There are no Amish involved here.
Not that there's anything wrong with being Amish, but they don't like Englishmen.
But you understand my analogy is when I say Amish, I mean totally separated.
Yeah, well, you know, Avatars are not totally separated.
You know, the guys in Crown Heights are actually, they're out there on the streets.
And they're Orthodox.
Out of your community, your friends, the people in your synagogue, what percentage would you say are going to vote for Trump?
85 to 90.
This is what I keep telling the new right every time I smell a little bit of anti-Semitism, which is very rare, totally over-reported.
And I don't think Nick Fuentes is an anti-Semite.
I think he's anti-Zionist and against Israel.
Nick's an anti-Semite.
But you know what kind of anti-Semite he is?
The same kind that some of our mutual friends are, and that I actually find more or less tolerable.
In other words, everyone doesn't have to like everyone.
And everyone can even, people are even entitled.
I think I sound like a Gavin McGuinness circa, you know, 2010 or something video.
You can have opinions about groups of people.
You got to treat individuals like a mesh.
Right.
Everyone is entitled in his heart, in his mind, in his living room, and even talking to your buddies to generalize about other people.
Most of the generalizations are stupid.
Generalizing about people and trying to make policy and trying to inflict revenge or attribute group guilt, that kind of thing, that's baloney.
That doesn't add up to intellectual scrutiny and it's immoral.
But am I as a human being, as a person with a working brain, allowed to say, you know what I've noticed about Italian people?
They talk with their hands a lot.
They really talk with their hands a lot.
I can't say that.
That's asinine.
You can make generalizations about people, and you know what?
Liberal Jews, liberal Jews are so annoying to me that it makes me want to make a video called.
I was going to say, I've heard more anti-Semitism from Orthodox Jews criticizing secular liberal New York Times Jews than I have from the conservative right.
Well, they do frustrate us, and we frustrate them because they think of us as enabling the right, which they think of in an asinine fashion as the same as Hitler, when obviously you and I both know that it isn't.
So the overwhelming, yeah, you're correct.
Most people I know, I mean, you saw that famous video where the guys asks Siri who's the president of the United States, and all these Orthodox kids are waiting for the answer, and Siri comes back and says Donald Trump, and they go wild with exultation.
That's pretty much how it rolls in our community.
There are some exceptions, people who have their brothers, and there's a publication I used to write for, which I just finally, one of the things that I found was too frustrating.
But then you see, there's this site called We've Seen This Before, and it's Jews Against Trump.
And of course, We've Seen This Before refers to the Holocaust.
Everything's another Holocaust.
Everything's another Holocaust.
Those people will never actually engage with you in anything remotely approaching an intellectually honest debate.
I ask people, so when the Nuremberg laws were enacted, what did the German Supreme Court say when a challenge was made pursuant to the First Amendment guarantee of free speech and freedom of religion?
He said, what are you talking about?
There was no such thing.
I said, wait a minute, but we do have that here, right?
So what happened to your analogy?
Yeah, well, there's no comparison whatsoever.
There's no comparison.
It's asinine.
It's facile.
And it's also Bolshevik.
That's the irony is that really...
I've been using it non-stop.
It is.
I'm telling you, I just finished the first of the three volumes of the Gulag Archipelago, which I read 30, what, when I was in law school, 35 years ago, whatever it was.
85.
Yeah, almost 35 years ago.
I was supposed to be studying for exams, so instead I was reading Solzhenitsyn.
He's just describing the way the Stalinist state worked and totalitarian mentality.
You could just put it in place for the stuff that comes out of the Democrat spin machine.
It's practically identical.
So the idea that they're, you know, because they want to make easy Holocaust analogies to people who are in favor of having, oh, you want to keep Mexicans and South Americans out of the country.
That's the same as turning away the St. Louis who were, they were all sent back to Germany and they died in the death camps.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
No one's putting these people in death camps.
But if they are refugees, they're refugees from their own country.
In other words, the Jews were made non-citizens of Germany.
When they were on the St. Louis, they were already countryless people.
And they were literally being sent back to death camps, although no one knew that at the time.
Not no one, no one, but Batista maybe not have cared.
But listen, I'm not here to defend United States policy regarding refugees in World War II.
That's a very dicey issue.
And I think there's lots and not defend.
But the analogy is sickening.
You know, the idea that a country is not entitled to regulate who can come into its country, otherwise it's another Holocaust.
It's so intellectually bankrupt.
They trivialize the Holocaust.
They trivialize World War II with these stupid analogies.
So what's your verdict on the Groipers?
You know, I'm seeing a lot less of them myself.
It's childish.
You know, we've got to move on from that period.
There's a real fight on our hands here.
And this idea, you know, people at this point should understand what Donald Trump is and isn't about.
He's not here to enable white supremacists.
Look, the Groipers and their predecessors have done an important service.
This goes back to what I was saying a few minutes ago about being able to generalize about people, being able to joke about people, a topic near and dear to your heart.
It can't be that there's an automatic...
They put yesterday's meme of the day was Schumer and Pelosi in Islamic, in Iranian garb, right?
Oh my gosh, how racist?
Racist?
How racist?
How offensive?
How Islamophobic?
Oh, it's a joke.
That's how people in Islam, that's how people rather in Tehran who are Muslims, dress.
And the joke is, these guys are Shivs for Iran.
So you put them in the same clothing as Iranians.
That's it.
That's the joke.
There's no racist.
There's no, there, thank you.
That's the extent of the joke.
Learn to joke.
The Groipers, I think, have helped shake loose, if they haven't helped it to shake it loose, they've at least made it possible for us to understand who can handle adult discourse and who can't.
Yep, I think that's helpful.
I'm becoming a lot more palatable, finding them a lot more palatable than I did.
They're against Israel, funding Israel and wars on Israel's behalf.
I disagree with that, but if I hated everyone who was not for Zionism, I wouldn't know anyone.
So I respect that opinion.
They're against race mixing.
I'm a race mixer, but you can have that opinion.
I don't give a shit.
You're not going to marry my black friend?
Oh, no.
They're against immigration, and they say that the Dems are using Hispanics as tools to get more votes.
And that's just a fact.
I mean, they're changing demographics all over the Southwest.
And we just had illegal aliens getting driver's licenses here in New York, and that was clearly for votes.
That had nothing to do with making the roads safer.
So I agree with them on that.
And then they say, we've normalized homosexuality to absurd proportions, including Drag Queen Story Hour, and we're so determined to look woke that we let gays get away with anything.
And I think they got a point there.
Yeah, I mean, and I wouldn't even call it normalized, you know, and the issue of homosexuality, and we went from toleration to acceptance to outright promotion, and then beyond promotion, promotion in the sense of,
here's something you really should consider as an option for your life, to not only homosexuality, but this whole transgenderism, this promotion of psychological disorders to acceptable lifestyles.
I mean, to the extent that they're reacting to those things, you and I are in agreement.
By the way, not for today.
The view of Orthodox, strictly Orthodox Jews, and especially Hasidim regarding Zionism is quite subtle.
One thing I can tell you in Williamsburg, they ain't Zionists.
Oh, right, because they think Jews are there too soon.
Jews, I mean, there are Satma Hasidim there, but they don't recognize the state.
Yeah, I've always found that strange to see a Hasidic Jew holding an Israel flag crossed out.
It looks so unorthodox.
Yeah, and they shouldn't do that.
They shouldn't do that.
I mean, our general rule is keep the internal and the ideological issues internal.
As against the world, we should, you know, as a very tiny minority, we should focus on protecting the safety and welfare of our brethren.
I feel that way about the right.
I think Groupers, Charlie Kirk, Milo, Ben Shapiro, we all need to be united to get Trump re-elected.
Last question, totally off topic.
How is the SPLC complaint coming along?
I mean, case.
Well, as you know, we filed it almost a year ago.
And our judge in Alabama obviously doesn't share the view of the SPLC that it was a slam-dunk, meritless case because he could have written a five-page opinion, which would have dismissed it every bit as much as whatever the heck he's working on now.
But I don't know what he's working on now.
I don't know exactly what he's doing and when it's gonna come, and don't think that with every passing.
The last time we spoke, I told you that I guessed that certainly we'd hear from him before New Year's.
And I was wrong.
We didn't.
It was a decade ago we filed this.
It feels like it, right?
Last decade.
Oh, good point.
Let me, on our Jews' Hasidim point and violence, I want to make one final point that we didn't get to today, but I think it's a great takeaway, and therefore it's appropriate at the end of the segment.
What we don't need, and this is true as a society, not just what do the Jews need, is people standing for or calling out or demanding or refusing or condemning hate or hate speech.
You're free to hate all you want in your living room, in the bar, even when you walk past me.
You can glower at me if you want.
What we need is the appropriate level of police presence and protection for any urban environment where there's a risk of violence.
We need realistic, humane, but strict enforcement of the law, prosecution, conviction where appropriate, and punishment.
I don't, oh, but they wouldn't do that if they didn't hate.
You know what?
A knife through someone's skull is a knife through their skull, whether it's a domestic dispute.
And by the way, there is no hate on earth remotely comparable to that of a domestic dispute.
Right, good point.
Hate laws, hate speech, hate crimes, baloney.
Focus on conduct, focus on real danger, real humanity.
I think we're going to be okay.
It'll be better, in fact.
So if someone is in a 17-second fight that an activist picks and then loses and he refuses to press charges and tells the cops to go fuck themselves, that person who won that fight probably shouldn't go to prison for four years and be registered as a hate gang member.
Unless that person is another brown shirt.
It's another Holocaust, right?
Bologna.
That's a baloney.
Thanks for coming on, Ron.
My pleasure.
Talk to you later.
Talk to you later.
We should end with a funny video, right?
Sure, of course.
Of course, of course.
What about Nikki is trans?
This is a makeup tutorial artist who has just come out.
She got outed as a dude and is just explaining to us that she's been taking hormones for her whole life.
Hello, guys.
It's me.
Hello, guys.
Hello.
Today I am here to share something with you that I've always wanted to share with you one day, but under my own circumstances.
And it looks like that chance has been taken away from me.
So today I am taking back my own power and I have to tell you something.
Planet Earth is full of labels and I never know.
I wanted to be my own person, my own idea.
Where is she getting at?
Imagine that was your son.
Human being without any rules.
Hi, Eddie, that I used to throw the football to.
Hi, Eddie.
There's little Ed.
Presuming Eddie.
It's a brand new year.
It is 2020, and I want to start the year off.
Let's get to the tears, man.
Yeah, just cry, bitch.
I just want to cry under my conditions.
But apparently, we how this is going to be.
Well, she's a boy, so boys don't really cry.
Boys don't cry.
Boys don't cry.
Oh, wait.
Because she's been going through it.
She's been so nervous for me.
She's like, oh my God, the day has come.
We're sharing it.
Oh, my God.
I don't know how to feel.
Mom, I think we're going to be okay.
I want to thank my brothers.
I want to thank my stepdad.
What a shitty video to end the show with.
Let's just stop watching it.
I think she was like a child star.
Huh?
So did she start out as a little kid?
I should have done a little more research with that.
Yeah, I don't know.
I mean, but this is what he looks like without...
I don't know what that means.
Well, when you're on hormones for like 15 years, you do some serious damage.
That's bad looking to me.
It's like Gigi Gorgeous.
Yeah, I like checking in on Gigi Gorgeous.
Do you want to just see what's going on with that?
I always thought, what happened to...
I did hear that.
You did, right?
Yeah.
Why do we know about any of this?
Because it shows up on Twitter moments.
I always check Twitter moments to see if there's a world war.
And so it's like, some gay dude is not dating anyone.
Okay, let's just look at Gigi Gorgeous' fucking face for a second.
That is a boy.
That's your son.
And the craziest part is he fucks his wife with his boner.
He puts it in her vagina.
Then he goes to the gynecologist and says, why aren't I getting pregnant?
And the gynecologist has to say, I don't know, because you have a dick?
Gigi gorgeous.
Giggy gorgeous makeup.
Okay, I got my start with makeup for sure.
Oh, this is going to be fun dropping.
How do you get your end?
I'd like to be there for that.
Maybe they're looking for something in particular, but yes, she's going to be able to do that.
Should I partake?
I looked up her dad and he walked her down the aisle.
Poor fucking guy.
Gigi Gorgeous's dad.
I just want to sit with him in a bar and just look at him and go, how you doing?
Holding up?
And he'd go, fine, fine.
I'm really, I'm really happy for Gigi.
Sorry, I almost said Mark.
That's what I named him when he was my little baby boy.
But at any rate, Gigi is doing great.
She's happily married.
She's got a great group of pals, as you can see.
That's the husband.
The husband has a vagina.
The bride has a penis.
And the dad is sitting there going, great.
This is awesome.
I am so proud.
There he is.
Oh, my God.
Look at the pain.
Has he convinced himself that he's happy?
That's a happy face.
This is great.
That's happiness, right?
Not unusual to see my son in a wedding dress.
That's all.
Literally the face you do when you're the hiding pain face.
Shall I walk you down the aisle now?
Wow, this Xanax is really effective.
He's definitely on Kolanopin.
That's literally Hide the Pain Harold, that meme.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's keep seeing him.
I want to hear his speech.
Does he make himself cry?
Canadian family, and all your friends are proud of you and love you very much.
I'm just glad you didn't commit suicide.
Better than suicide.
That's the motto of trans dads.
At least you're living.
At least my son's alive.
I've heard it said that people come into our lives for a reason.
Oh, you can tell she's going to be kicking off her shoes the second the dance floor begins.
I hate that.
At weddings, and they have these big fancy gowns on, and then they're fucking bare feet on the dance floor.
This can't be uncomfortable for one fucking night.
This looks like cutting room floor from like footage of like the fifth element.
Like, look at all these creations.
Weirdos.
This is crazy.
Look at that.
What the hell is this?
Hi.
We're reinventing the wheel.
Not your average wedding guest.
Look, I'm like a boy.
He's a girl.
We don't know what the fuck's going on.
Move aside.
What's he saying?
I do.
Then she'll be the most loved person in the entire world.
Wait, go back?
What is happening with the cane?
The most loved person in the entire world.
Hopefully.
And if you promise to love my sister at least half as much as I do, then she'll be the most loved person in the entire world.
So that's the sister of the groom bride.
Yeah, so that must be Gigi's brother, who also appears to be gay.
What makes you say that?
If you love her just as half as much as I do, then she'll be the most loved person in the world.
Wow, this guy's capable of loving.
The math is a lot of love.
There's a whole lot of love.
He loves her double as much, so she's already the most loved person in the world because she can only love her as half as much.