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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with David McInnes.
	Oh, wow.
	Whew.
	Guten Dog, Schlaventi Gutman, Chaimenzie Zusa, Wagoan, Nihalma, Kihal Chalaya, Yori Welcome to Get Off My Lawn.
	This is the weekly free episode.
	It's the buy fortnightly free episode, and will be free for an hour.
	And then we're going to cut you off.
	Cut you.
	I'm going to fucking cut you.
	That's a good threat.
	I'm going to cut you.
	People don't say that enough.
	I will cut you.
	I'm going to cut you?
	You will say I'll kick your ass.
	All right.
	You're going to use your shoe on the softest, cushiest part of my entire body?
	I've never had a sore ass in my life.
	I've had broken ribs.
	That sucks.
	But I'll kick your ass.
	Go bananas.
	Don't cut me, though.
	I'll cut you.
	We're going to be talking about violence a lot on today's show.
	We're going to dedicate the whole show to this hate spree because it's white supremacy.
	This is white supremacy.
	No, I'm not exaggerating.
	So I wanted to just make this a dumbass episode where we talk about farts.
	Talking about farts.
	Hi, welcome back to Fart Talk.
	But I got to...
	There was an article in the Times by this chick, Ali Watkins, who...
	You can call people whatever you'd like, allegedly a slut.
	Well, it's sort of like that girl, Sandra Fluck, where she said, I want this Catholic school to pay for my birth control.
	And Rush Limbaugh said, isn't that the definition of a slut according to Catholicism and her school's belief system?
	And he got in big shit for that.
	This is when I knew I wasn't a conservative.
	I wasn't right-wing.
	It's when I saw everyone at Fox News going, that's messed up, man.
	We don't stoop to their level.
	I go, what?
	Using the word slut?
	What?
	You guys are pussies.
	You guys are squares.
	The right is full of squares.
	I'm constantly referred to as far right because I don't want 15,000 fucking genters.
	That's where you are right now.
	Far right.
	Yeah, Proud Boys are a far right group.
	And I'm a far right speaker because what?
	I don't give a shit about gay marriage or homosexuals.
	I want normal borders like we had in the 2000s, maybe.
	I have the same views on immigration that Hillary and Obama had in 2004.
	What else?
	I think Islam has a lot of trouble with its compatibility with the West.
	Kind of notice that.
	Feminism has become a shit show.
	It was a reasonable idea right up until the 70s.
	And then when women started becoming successful, it was time to throw in the towel, boys.
	Same with racism and all your other stupid crusades.
	You're done.
	Sorry.
	I want to live in a world where cops aren't hunting black people.
	I want to live in a world where women make the same amount as men for the same work and the same hours and the same everything.
	I want in a world where trans people aren't being randomly murdered just because they're different.
	They're getting murdered by their ex-lovers, by drug dealers.
	It's not a bunch of hillbilly yee-hows in the street.
	There's another trans.
	I love hunting trans in Manhattan.
	I'm a Manhattan redneck.
	That's a thing that we're going to talk about today.
	The Manhattan Yee-Haw redneck skinhead Nazis.
	That was in an episode of Ray Donovan.
	Ray Donovan just had a...
	They're called the Knights of Manhattan, where they all meet.
	And I stand at a podium.
	I'm bald in it, which was disappointing.
	And we talk about Mexicans.
	It's the only part that got right.
	Thank God.
	I will admit, Ray Donovan, that when it's raining out, there are certain drops that feel extra cold.
	That's how you know you're going bald, when you feel like those little ice drops.
	But it's like Proud Boys meetings, I don't go anymore.
	I've been banned by the FBI.
	What is that?
	A skill budget?
	No.
	Freedom to congregate?
	Right to assembly.
	Right to assemble or whatever it is.
	Can't do that anymore.
	It's against the law.
	People go to jail when I hang out with my friends.
	But like this is their depiction of Proud Boy meetings.
	Claiming our right as men.
	How far that was from the truth.
	We have a new face here tonight.
	Brendan Donovan.
	A man.
	Fred Perry in the background.
	Hell, this is going to get taken off of YouTube now.
	That's enough.
	How long are we allowed?
	Like, people ask us what that opening song was, and that's music we had commissioned, we had made.
	And then we're allowed to have some things up for X amount of time to discuss them.
	Yeah, Ray Donovan.
	We're trying to capitalize on your show.
	We're trying to make money off of you.
	I don't watch Ray Donovan.
	I just watch when Gavin mentions it for three seconds on his show.
	Anyway, that's what I'm going to be getting at today is Knights of Manhattan.
	This is white supremacy.
	And really, the whole show comes down to this one article.
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	Tincture.
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	That is cute.
	Yeah.
	Progressive.
	It's because I collect wasps.
	Wasps, tinctures in my cellar door.
	Tinctures.
	That's ASMR.
	We should have a full ASMR episode.
	How many wasps do you have?
	Like that Chris, what's his name from David Letterman, who had that show Eagle Heart?
	Chris or Crisps?
	No, in one of the episodes, he says, they go, what's your name?
	And he's an undercover guy.
	His name's Chris.
	And he goes, my name's Chris.
	And then he realizes I'm giving away my real name.
	So he goes, my name's Chris.
	And so for the rest of the episode, he's known as Chris.
	And they keep using it.
	There's these senior citizens on that episode going, come on, Crisp.
	We need to get out of here.
	Oh, my God, is this show hilarious?
	We can't show it.
	That show, Strangers with Candy, that one we were talking about the other day on Netflix, You Have to Leave.
	Harry and Paul, Mr. Show, of course.
	It's like there's this level of quality with those shows, and then nothing even comes close.
	It's not like a gradation with Sketch Community.
	There's a good one called.
	You either nailed it.
	This is going to suck.
	Neon Joe.
	I don't believe you.
	He's hunting.
	He's a werewolf hunter.
	Dude, it's great.
	Oh, that's John Glazer.
	Really?
	Okay, dude.
	I love Neon Joe.
	Well, you're not allowed to like Neon Joe because John Glazer dumped me for liking Trump.
	Wait, is this...
	Oh, that's him?
	Oh, I met that guy.
	The guy on the left?
	Yeah, he was the Russian and delocated.
	Yes.
	Met that bald guy, too?
	Do I have to close my bar?
	What about my market?
	Yes!
	When Leon Joe comes in.
	Ha ha ha ha ha.
	laughs
	Neon Joe.
	Over here.
	He's awesome, but he's the same guy.
	He's that character in everything.
	He's a badass.
	Who's not a badass?
	Anyway, boy, that was a hell of a tangent.
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	We are taking calls today, but we're taking calls behind the paywall.
	So this will be free.
	It will be on YouTube.
	It is my audio podcast.
	But the calls happen in secret.
	De Blasio and Cuomo have started a task force to investigate these calls.
	Task crisps.
	I put up on YouTube my speech that I did of Otoy Yamaguchi that the judge, Mark Dwyer, said he sits there on his pulpit spouting hate.
	And then his soldiers have to go out and get arrested.
	What the fuck are you looking up, Brian?
	Your speech?
	And she goes, oh, so you imagine that scene they just showed in Ray Donovan, right?
	This was the speech.
	It's ugly.
	And I'm like, dude, shh, shh.
	My only problem with this wall is that it's not riddled with pocket pussies.
	Because I'm in love.
	That's me talking about the wall in Israel.
	And the assassination of you was also hilarious at the beginning.
	Hilarious.
	It's hilarious.
	I'm going to get someone pregnant.
	What do New Yorkers want to say?
	Oh, yeah.
	Well, you're a socialist.
	Oh.
	Hysterical.
	Hysterical.
	This was hysterical.
	Oh, my God.
	That was hysterical when you came out there.
	And right when it was all silent, he fought it.
	It was hysterical, bro.
	We were laughing.
	Oh, my God, Gavin.
	New Yorkers always yell my name.
	Gavin, it was fucking hysterical.
	McKinnis.
	Yo, Gavin.
	I'm right here, dude.
	Especially Italians.
	They just got their arms out.
	Don't turn that into a Zeek Highland, you fuckers.
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	One of the guys at the gym, Tommy, huge beast, different guy than the Italian guy.
	He said, I'm doing 33 rounds for my birthday.
	You want to come by?
	Like, yeah.
	He's a beast who always beats the crap out of me.
	He's 260 pounds.
	And I would love to fight you after you've done 30 rounds.
	Yeah.
	Just an inflatable round 31.
	Yeah, I'll beat the shit out of you.
	No problem.
	Wham, wham.
	I'll try out new moves.
	Oh, let me try the old talking left hook.
	But he goes, no, no, no.
	I'm just doing like, I'm not sparring for 33 rounds.
	I'm doing 33 rounds at the gym.
	Oh.
	What am I?
	Gay?
	I don't want to watch you do that.
	That's it.
	Hit the bag.
	Can I lick up your sweat too?
	We trounded.
	This is 27.
	Oh, my God.
	That's insane.
	Come on, one more.
	You got one more in you.
	I wish you had something else in me.
	Wait, what?
	You got one more in you, and it's right behind my flag.
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	Cookie?
	A lot of racial shit.
	That cookies in this cookies.
	Damn, this cookie.
	Courtesy of Johnny.
	Merry Christmas.
	Yeah, you got a box.
	Am I supposed to open this on the air?
	Doesn't that give away the surprise?
	No.
	Because this is your box.
	This is your little treat.
	No, it's not a surprise because you just...
	You said what's in there already?
	Johnny Apple CBD was a fake sponsor, and they've always hated me.
	They're Antifa.
	Oh, my God.
	And they've been waiting for this moment their whole lives.
	And what's here is four cartridges of sulfuric acid.
	Wow.
	And I'm going to open this.
	It'll become like the new Bud Dwyer.
	People say, have you seen the face melting tape?
	It's on like red tube.
	It has to be on porn sites.
	It's so fucking graphic.
	But then acid shoots up and burns my face off, melts my glasses, and I'm just like a candle going, and just here we go, ready?
	Point it away then.
	Say goodbye to one of the best looking people since Donald Sutherland had AIDS.
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	So we got the cookies.
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	CBD infused tincture.
	Ooh, and we got some gummies.
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	And they help take the edge off coffee.
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	I'm still trying to figure out if that's a word.
	All the conspiracy theory guys goes, he came back from the Middle East.
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	Kevefe, of course, is our coffee.
	Which another sponsor has been poisoning us slowly.
	Or so we thought we, remember when we thought that?
	Like, what if it says no screen on this?
	What if it says no snowflakes because they don't want snowflakes to drink it?
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	And it's Antifa brew.
	But we've been drinking it.
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	All right.
	Let's get down to the task at hand.
	So this article came out this morning, driving me besonkers.
	So keep in mind, right?
	Two days after a massive hate crime where black Jewish supremacists murder white Jews that they don't think are real Jews.
	They keep saying these guys have nothing to do with Judaism.
	To be clear, the black Hebrew Israelites think Jews have nothing to do with Judaism, and they're the real Jews.
	They say you can find pictures of black Jesus.
	It's a whole thing.
	It's very involved.
	I've even argued with these guys in Brooklyn on the street.
	They've been in all the neighborhoods I've lived in since I moved to New York in the 90s.
	And I said, so what about the Holocaust?
	Is that a joke?
	Yes, they said it is a joke.
	They laugh at the Holocaust.
	You know why?
	Because Hitler killed a bunch of random white people that have nothing to do with Jews.
	They got the wrong guys, in their opinion.
	So what you're seeing here is a religion that hates what we know as Jews.
	They claim that you got the wrong guys, right?
	There's also a lot of anti-whiteness that we're going to get to in a second, where you can tell that when they saw the kosher thing in their neighborhood, they didn't like that those Jews are in their neighborhood.
	But I think a part of it too was like white people.
	I think a lot of the people in this neighborhood see Jews as like a particularly pernicious type of white person.
	That's just my theory.
	Anyway, this woman, Allie Watkins, who I saw her name on this article and I thought, Allie Watkins, wasn't that slut who was like blowing all her informants, like all her, wherever she got the information from?
	What's that called?
	Her sources.
	Dang.
	Isn't that the chick who blows her sources?
	And after you get caught doing that, isn't that the end of your career?
	Nope.
	Not at the New York Times.
	Especially if you're furthering the narrative that this is black, is white supremacy.
	That's a thing we talked about yesterday.
	This chick, Carolyn Orr, another Allie Watkins, although I don't think she exchanges sex for information, said that the black Hebrew Israelites are a Christian fringe group.
	Sorry, someone else called them a Christian fringe group, but Carolyn Orr said they're a group that espouses, mirrors the ideology of white supremacy.
	What?
	So if black people kill Jews, if black anti-Semites kill Jews, it's another example of white supremacy.
	That's not unique.
	Rashid Talib of the Goon Squad said when she found out about this shooting, this is way after, this is 1-1.
	This is way after everyone knew what happened.
	And everyone knew it was the black Hebrew Israelites.
	You know, the ones that were calling the Catholic schoolboys, the Covington Catholic schoolboys, the, what is it, the incest, something like the results of incest or something?
	Calling them all homosexuals and pedophiles.
	So she knows who did it, and she blames white supremacy.
	When she says, of the shooting, she says, white supremacy kills.
	You know what's sick about all this?
	I bet when they first heard about it, they're going, please be MAGA, please be MAGA, please be MAGA.
	Similarly, I bet when Heather Heyer was killed, they went, I'm sorry, but yes, yes.
	I got to stop being so effusive.
	My pocket squares scared of me.
	Come on, buddy.
	Grow some balls.
	All right.
	So this article, Ali Watkins published today.
	I mean, let the bodies go cold before you start blaming dead Jews on white supremacists when they were killed by black people.
	What's the headline?
	With the rise of far-right extremists, NYPD creates special unit threats from far-right and neo-Nazi organization, including groups like the Prowboys.
	You see the way she does that Gilpy Association?
	The Prowboys.
	wow.
	Yeah.
	Huh.
	Like, say there could be a new thing that's against big, huge, muscle-bound men who beat their wives.
	So you'd say, we are catching all kinds of people who beat their wives, many of whom have tons of muscles.
	Like the rock.
	Like the rock.
	And then you show a picture of bodybuilders.
	That's fucking one of my worst analogies I've ever done.
	I used to be the analogy king.
	Well, how the mighty have fallen.
	Yeah.
	Well, I thought it wasn't that bad.
	I picked up where you're putting down.
	All cats are mammals.
	All dogs are mammals.
	All cats are not dogs.
	There's a dog.
	Anyway, go through that article.
	So go back to the article.
	So de Blasio Cuomo have set up a task force, and the task force is about pretending that Islam is not a threat and the Westside Highway never happened.
	And the real threat in fucking Manhattan is Nazis.
	Do you have any idea how tired you would be if you were a homophobe or an anti-Semite or a racist in Manhattan?
	You'd be a busy boy.
	I don't think you'd make it downstairs in your building.
	You'd seethe yourself to death.
	Anyway, she says, go back to the opening paragraph.
	So this new group, which is really about seizing power, taking away conservatives' free speech, they're going to use this to terrorize Trump supporters under the auspices of stopping hate.
	This is what they're doing on social media.
	This is what they're doing with YouTube and the purge.
	God, I have no idea why I'm still there.
	But Twitter, they pretend they're stopping hate, but they're really using it to stifle conservatives and thwart Trump in 2020.
	It's journalism as activism.
	That's what Ali's doing here.
	But in social media, it's platform providers as activists taking away your voice because they're fucking Bolsheviks at the end of the day and all they care about is power.
	That's why you see these Jewish liberals saying, yeah, fuck Israel.
	I don't care.
	I just need to win.
	I'll be totally pro, what's it called?
	BDS, that boycotting Israel thing.
	I'll be pro that, they say.
	As long as I win.
	Trump tries to help thwart.
	I got to stop saying thwart.
	Tries to help discourage BDS.
	And they go, they make that into anti-Semitism.
	Anyway, police officials say they have formed a new unit within the Department's Intelligence Bureau known as the Racially and Ethnically Motivated Extremism, R-E-M-E, or REAM.
	Okay, so I assume this is your best conceivable example of REAM, is it not?
	Or the West Side Highway.
	That was ethnically motivated extremism, was it not?
	How about Antifa beating the shit out of Trump supporters at my talk on October 12th and getting away with it?
	And then picking a fight with Proud Boys are on their way home, losing the fight, and being rewarded with four years in prison to their opponents.
	That will be primarily dedicated to investigating terror threats from far-right and neo-Nazi organizations, including groups like the Ant Atomwaffen Division and the Proud Boys.
	What the hell is that?
	Touching.
	Look, they're touching.
	What the fuck is the Atomwaffen?
	I'm going to look this up.
	How do you spell that?
	See?
	How do you not know how to spell that?
	Atomwaffen?
	Yeah.
	The Atomwaffen.
	Adam Waffen Division is a neo-Nazi terrorist network, blah, blah, blah, based in the southern United States.
	It has since expanded across the United States.
	Who the fuck are these guys?
	Interesting.
	Yeah, they're full-on swastika, Ziegheiling Nazis.
	No ands or buts about it.
	And then they're lumped in with proud boys who are multiracial, pro-Israel.
	There's an Israeli chapter, tons of black dudes, tons of gay dudes.
	I said that to this gay guy who was giving me shit about them.
	And I said, okay, so it's a homophobic group.
	What about the gay proud boys?
	And he goes, they have internalized homophobia.
	Well, then how do I know they're gay?
	Wouldn't they be in the closet?
	Hi, I'm gay, but I fucking hate gays.
	Holy veh.
	John Miller, the commissioner of the intelligence division, said the farward extremist groups are not that different in nature from Islamic extremist groups like al-Qaeda.
	So Proud Boys fighting Antifa in the Upper West Side is the same as the terrorists on the West Side Highway killing, what, eight people?
	Or the bombs that went off in Manhattan last year, the ones that went off, the ones that we stopped from going off, the countless attacks that have happened in Times Square that our hardworking policemen have stopped, prevented from happening.
	Or how about a little thing called 9-11?
	Isn't that sort of making you a little bit nervous?
	Some things happened that day.
	Some people did some things.
	No, it's all the same.
	There's no different recipe, except our offenders are likely to be on the ground here, he said in an interview.
	So proud boys are ISIS.
	Mayor Bill de Blasio announced the unit's creation on Wednesday at City Hall, just a day after a gun battle in Jersey City, during which...
	She doesn't mention anything about black Hebrew Israelites.
	So if you're just reading this from outer space, you go, just a day after a gun battle in Jersey City, during which two people with guns.
	What the hell?
	You have to really try hard to do that.
	I'm impressed.
	Who are these?
	Hate Spree.
	Two people with guns.
	It's the same as the 9-11 thing where she goes, some people did some things.
	Two people with guns opened fire at two different locations, including a kosher supermarket, killing three bystanders and a Jersey City detective.
	So you'd read that and you'd go, oh my God, white supremacists are in Manhattan killing Jews.
	All right, it's at this point where we jump ahead and see what happened.
	This was 1-8.
	Sometimes you have to go to Israeli news sources to find out what's happening here because secular liberal Jews in New York are such Bolsheviks that they jeopardize the safety Of Jews.
	So you have to go to Orthodox Jews, Hasidic Jews, to see the Jewish, to see, to find out when Jews are under siege.
	They're the only ones who recognize it.
	Shocking.
	Yes.
	Thank you.
	Shocking.
	Onlookers at the scene of JC Terror Attack blame the Jews.
	Why isn't this anywhere but Israeli media?
	Explain that to me, please.
	A woman couldn't be heard saying, I blame the Jews.
	We never had a shooting like this until they came.
	This is like, this isn't a year after the shooting.
	Wow.
	This is while they're cleaning up.
	And this is at the scene.
	What?
	And they said because of Jewish shenanigans.
	Jewish shenanigans.
	But you can hear her say this.
	Scroll down.
	They have it on video.
	Wow.
	Where's the New York Times?
	We have like this esoteric Israeli group going down and doing interviews because our journalists are activists and this doesn't fit their narrative.
	That sounds crazy, but that's exactly what's going on.
	Hey, baby!
	I blame the Jews.
	Just pause.
	Do you get her logic here?
	That the Jews brought on this shooting and that stray bullets were going and jeopardizing other people.
	It's sort of like when Pamela Geller had that Muhammad thing and two terrorists came to kill her and they got killed by security and the headline was, Pamela Geller puts on art show that leaves two men dead.
	Well, sort of.
	If that victim never murderer's dead.
	Because victims exist, we have rape.
	Go ahead with this.
	They'd be killing us.
	What?
	Just pause.
	If this had been the other way around, they'd be killing us.
	So does that mean if it was Nazi skinheads coming to kill two black people in a white neighborhood, wait, who would they be killing?
	The other way around.
	What's the other way around?
	Who's who in your reverse scenario?
	Jewish people?
	Well, black Hebrew Israelites do consider themselves Jews.
	Anyway, sorry.
	The other way around.
	Other way around.
	Look how black people act.
	We can't do it to them.
	We can't do it to them?
	I mean, why can't we kill Jews?
	A civilian got hit.
	Oh, that's one of the freakiest parts I thought.
	Civilian, what is this?
	Is your child stuck at school?
	Yes.
	Yeah, my child's just as Jews made me kill them.
	I understand that you're frustrated.
	I would be too.
	Hey, who's the problem?
	Because if they come to save the city, this shit would never go wrong.
	Wait, is she talking about the black Israelite Jews?
	No, she's talking about the kosher Jews who run the grocery store.
	Those aren't actual Jews, though.
	The black people are Jews.
	Maybe she's like, no, not Joshua.
	Isn't that term civilian disturbing?
	Yeah.
	So people with yarmulcas are not civilians.
	They're public.
	There's black people, there's white people, and then there's, I don't know what are they, military?
	Now they're in the Israeli army now if they have a yarmulka?
	They're private citizens?
	I don't.
	They're not civilians.
	These kids are stuck at school just because someone made me shoot them.
	Take that shit somewhere else.
	What shit?
	It's a kosher grocery store.
	I'm not from here.
	That's great.
	If they was there, they got shot dead.
	That's great.
	Can you imagine if this was MAGA?
	Can you imagine if this was Trump people with MAGA hats saying any of this?
	Holy shit.
	we'd all be arrested.
	Seems like there's...
	Anti-Semitism is on the rise if you include Islam and other groups.
	That's been my experience.
	But it's still, like, it's still Proud Boys are getting the front, front, are in the header of the New York Times.
	Oh, and then she goes on in this article to talk about the Anti-Defamation League that said there were 50 deaths in 2018 from mass shootings, and they were all right-wing extremism.
	Now, we're at the point now where this narrative, where people say things, and all you have to do is sit down in your living room and go, no, that doesn't make sense.
	I'm thinking of the past 10 years.
	There was San Bernardino.
	There's, I won't count 9-11 if that makes you feel better.
	There was the Paul Sorlando shooting.
	There was the synagogue in Pittsburgh.
	That was horrific.
	That was one.
	But the pattern seems to be mental illness and Islam.
	Seems to be the predominant one.
	But 50 shootings?
	I mean, 50 people dead from shootings in 2018?
	That was all Nazis?
	There was Dylan Roof.
	So I just took a cursory glance at the ADL link, right?
	And the crowbarring and pretzeling they have to do to get to this number is downright bizarre.
	50 deaths, all right-wing extremists.
	And they say, my favorite is this line.
	Every perpetrator had ties to at least one right-wing extremist movement, although one had recently begun supporting Islamist extremism.
	So the Orlando shooting was a right-wing extremist because he's a homophobe.
	That's right-wing.
	And he is technically within Islam.
	He's considered a conservative.
	He's definitely not a liberal Muslim, right?
	So it's right-wing violence.
	Okay?
	Told you I didn't like right-wingers.
	And then they have another one.
	The perpetrator of a deadly shooting spree in a yoga studio in Tallahassee was connected to the misogynistic incel manosphere movement in the wake of this attack and similarly motivated spata murders in Toronto.
	So incels, these guys, these virgins who are getting so unlaid that they lose their minds, they're right-wing white supremacist extremists now.
	Or this guy, the Waffle House guy, he's one of those, remember this Waffle House shooting?
	that's number one three.
	They mentioned that too as another example.
	This is the guy who was nude at a mass shooting, yeah.
	Sovereign citizen, sovereign citizens are not right-wing, they're no-wing, and this guy was clearly an absolute lunatic.
	All right, before we get it, so so what we did here at Get Off My Lawn headquarters is we decided to go back.
	We did this in a previous episode, but I'm going to revisit it here.
	We decided to go back over the past 10 years because even my wife was saying, come on, you have to admit that there's been a lot of Nazi shootings in the past few years.
	They go, no, that's not the pattern.
	That's the pattern in the media.
	They look at Pittsburgh synagogue shooting and New Zealand mosque shooting, and they go, Dylan Roof, right-wingers are on the loose.
	We need to suppress them.
	What they're really saying is, I want to suppress the right or anyone who likes Trump or anyone who doesn't follow my crazy goon squad agenda.
	So I'm just going to kind of pretend they're Nazis.
	I'll make incels Nazis.
	I'll make sovereign citizens Nazis.
	And I'll make lunatics Nazis.
	There, I got my numbers up.
	Now 50 people dead.
	Now, you want to know who's dead from mass shootings?
	And even the New York Times admits this.
	17.
	Blacks.
	But what took place at 6101 Prentice Street on August 21st may say more about the nature of gun violence in the United States.
	What are you doing, Ryan?
	17.
	Oh, this is the second email, right?
	Nope.
	Okay.
	It's in the notes.
	Continue on.
	I'll have it up.
	Nature of gun violence in the United States.
	Let me start again.
	This shooting may say more about the nature of gun violence in the United States than any of those far more famous rampages.
	It is a snapshot of a different sort of mass violence.
	Stay on that picture.
	That's mass shooting in America.
	One that erupts with such anesthetic regularity that it is rendered almost invisible.
	No, it's not because it erupts with anesthetic regularity.
	It's because journalists are activists and this doesn't fit the narrative.
	So they ignore the dead people that were at that bar.
	Except to the mostly black victims, survivors, and attackers.
	Again, this is the New York Times.
	Show the link again.
	Go to the top.
	The New York Times.
	Mass shooters and victims of mass shooters are black.
	But that's just four or more.
	I decided to go back over the past 10 years and look at all the doozies.
	Now, do you have this?
	You have this email, right?
	So, first of all, let me just, before we start, New Zealand, I'm not including, obviously.
	This is just America.
	Because if you want to look into New Zealand, then you're looking into the world.
	If you want to look at the world, 90,000 Christians are murdered a year.
	That's something like 230 a day, 250 a day or something.
	Every single day, those Christians.
	Coptic Christians murdered all over Egypt.
	Children being crucified in northern Iraq.
	Churches, Christian churches just going in and getting shot to shreds, like the walls are collapsing.
	Ezra Levant has a Bible from a Christian church in northern Iraq that was shot right clean through with a bullet, a jihadist bullet.
	And I'm very ashamed to admit that I wanted it as some sort of like art piece that I would have like in plexiglass in my living room.
	So their horror just became like a little accoutrement next to my like rare Indian axe or something.
	That's how shitty I can be sometimes.
	I'm not proud of that.
	All right.
	So shall we go through this briefly?
	Just to give you some perspective and to show you what a complete hack Allie Watkins is and how easy it is for de Blasio and Cuomo to just invent bullshit like racially and ethnically motivated extremism or REAM will be primarily dedicated to investigating terror threats from far right.
	Even this, me saying this, they're going to say, far-right extremist Gavin McInnes starts having a meltdown after he finds out that the police will be watching him.
	Police haven't not been watching me since Trump.
	In fact, when I talk to my friends on my phone, I speak to the police because I know they're reading my texts.
	And I say, come on, guys, you have to admit that one was funny.
	All right, number one, Fort Hood, 13 dead, November 5th, 2009.
	Nadal Hassan was radicalized in the military.
	He kept pushing Islam on his fellow soldiers.
	They didn't report it because they didn't want to appear as xenophobic.
	So the motive of number one, which is Fort Hood, I'm starting in 2009.
	I'm going back 10 years, radical Islam.
	Got it?
	San Bernardino, 14 dead.
	December 2nd, 2015.
	Big jump there, six years.
	Jihadist couples Syed Rizwan Farouk and Tashfin Malik slaughtered a bunch of innocent people because they're infidels.
	Motive to radical Islam.
	I'm not going through this telling you radical Islamic shootings.
	I'm going through the biggest shootings, basically 10 or more, but some of them are eight here.
	The biggest shootings of the past 10 years and telling you the pattern.
	It's just a coincidence that the first two have been radical Islam.
	Because good news, New York Times.
	Number three is white supremacy.
	Charleston, nine dead, June 17th, 2015.
	Dylan Roof did this.
	This is everything that the left is saying.
	This shooting was just as horrific.
	This is radical, white supremacists, horrible, terrible.
	You got it.
	Good work.
	Number three.
	Number four, uh-oh.
	The narrative is abandoned in just one shooting.
	This was shortly after that.
	No, sorry, about a year after that, June 12, 2016.
	Radical Muslims who hated homosexuals shot up the Pulse nightclub.
	A radical Muslim, I should say.
	I went there with Milo.
	We made out in front of that nightclub.
	By the way, why didn't I get any whoop-de-dos for that?
	I saw these gays later kissing in their living room, and there was a hashtag like, in your face, homophobes who shot up Pulse.
	Dude, I was at Pulse.
	We had bodyguards.
	We were looking for snipers on the roof.
	I was there the next day making out with a man.
	You know how gross that is when you're straight?
	It's for the victims.
	We got zero press about that because it didn't fit the narrative because we're far right.
	So we're there defending gays.
	Anyway, 49 dead.
	Motive radical Islam.
	Oh, yeah.
	Remember that guy who was so mad about the shooting in Orlando that he decided to twerk?
	It's called Twerk for Peace.
	And he was so outraged that gays were killed in Orlando.
	Same page.
	We're together.
	That he goes to Mike Pence's house and shakes his ass.
	Huh?
	Mike Pence?
	Okay.
	Oh, yeah.
	Mike Pence said, America, fuck yeah, after the Pulse shooting.
	And he said, in your face, bitches.
	He said it was the club got shut up because of a bunch of gay shenanigans.
	All right, number five, Las Vegas, 58 dead.
	Why don't we know more about this, by the way?
	This is one of the weirdest things in American history.
	58 people dead.
	And we have no idea what the fuck was going on.
	I've heard a lot of Muslim rumors.
	I've heard crazy shit like, and I hope this doesn't get me killed.
	I'm not remotely suicidal, by the way.
	I've heard crazy shit like it was an arms deal where the FBI was selling weapons to ISIS in order to catch them, but ISIS sussed it out, killed everyone, then smashed the windows and from two separate locations, like two separate windows, shot all those people and then hightailed it out of there.
	And the FBI has kept it under wraps because it's so fucking embarrassing.
	I'll take that.
	We got nothing.
	Holy shit, I look exactly like a used car salesman.
	This is the Ford Taurus.
	Ford Taurus is a reliable vehicle.
	Some people call it a boat.
	A lot of people don't want to buy the Toyota Corolla.
	They say, oh, I want to buy American.
	Half of these cars are more American than Ford.
	What do you think Toyota is made?
	If you don't go leather, you don't go clear coat, you don't get those extended rims, you're going to be regretting it.
	Well, how much were those guys really pilfering?
	Were they getting like 10% more than the car's worth?
	And were they making like $200,000 and doing Coke and fucking horns all night?
	Those guys got a really bad rap.
	Car salesman, yeah.
	Yeah.
	Because if you put it over a certain amount, then they can't help them with financing, so then it makes them not want to buy it or something like that.
	I just heard a lot about this recently, and I'm like, oh.
	To this day.
	They rip you off too quickly.
	It's embarrassing to be a salesman.
	Advice, I never would have made any money at Vice if it wasn't for Shane Smith, the sales guy.
	I never would have made any money at Rooster if it wasn't for Sebastian Eldridge, the sales guy.
	Sebastian.
	I didn't have a salesman at Street Carnage.
	We made $0.
	I didn't have a salesman at my restaurant.
	We made $0.
	I had a salesman at Swarm.
	We sold it for a mint.
	You need a hipster, a hacker, and a hustler.
	The hustler is the salesman.
	Thanks a lot, used car salesman.
	Anyway, sorry.
	So that's Las Vegas.
	That's number five.
	Number six, Westside Highway, eight dead.
	Oh, by the way, sorry, for the motive, because I don't have anything, I'm just, I put mental illness.
	Number six, Westside Highway, eight dead.
	Jihadis Saifulo Habibulavich Saipov murdered eight people because they're infidels, motive radical Islam.
	Number seven, Sutherland Springs.
	That's 26 dead.
	November 5th, 2017.
	Worst shooting in Texas in Siolamo.
	He hit his mother-in-law.
	This was a family feud, mental illness.
	26 dead.
	By the way, so the ADL is getting paid to research hate.
	This took me like an hour.
	And I have totally different results from them.
	So they're sitting there ignoring shit like 26 dead in Sutherland Springs and just saying, let's kind of make it 2018.
	And then we'll make the incel a Nazi, the naked guy, the Waffle House guy, we'll make him a Nazi, the sovereign citizen, and then we can get our numbers up.
	And then we can say, it's fucking Proud Boys killing everyone.
	Number eight, Pittsburgh Synagogue.
	This is like the Dylan Roof thing is everything the left said it is.
	They are correct.
	Robert Gregory Bowers is as evil as everyone says.
	You're not being lied to about this shooting.
	That was white supremacy.
	Number nine, Parkland shooting, 17 deaths.
	Nicholas Cruz.
	I've heard the right try to make him into a Muslim because he said Allah Akbar on his Instagram.
	I've heard the left say that he's a Nazi and he had swastikas on his gun.
	It's undeniable the guy was a complete fucking lunatic.
	Nicholas Cruz, the Hispanic man, is not a white supremacist.
	So we're putting that under white supremacy.
	Number 10, Santa Fe High, 10 dead.
	Another weird team named Demetrios Pagurtzis.
	No.
	Just an absolute nut bar.
	Then we have number 11, Thousand Oaks shooting, 13 dead.
	That was November 7th, 2018.
	He himself said, I had no reason to do it.
	That's mental illness.
	Number 12, Virginia Beach shooting, 13 dead.
	That's May 31st, 2019.
	Disgruntled employee, they fired him for being nuts.
	He couldn't take it because he is nuts.
	Way to prove to your employers that they were wrong to fire you for being nuts, by the way.
	I'm not crazy.
	Look at this.
	You think I'm crazy?
	Let a crazy person do that?
	Mental illness.
	El Paso, 22 dead.
	The guy appeared to have a big problem with immigrants.
	I'll make this white supremacy, but why is it a given that anti-Semites are white supremacists or that someone who's anti-immigration is a white supremacist?
	Immigration isn't a race.
	And the Sardov brothers shouldn't have come here.
	I'm anti-Sarnev brothers coming here.
	They're white.
	It was a white guy that killed people on the West Side Highway, a white Muslim.
	Is that white supremacy?
	If a blood kills a crypt, does he hate black People?
	Yeah.
	So Virginia Beach shooting, that was mental illness.
	El Paso, 22 dead.
	We'll give it to you, though.
	White supremacy, fine.
	Dayton shooting, 10 deaths.
	Connor Stephen Betts was an alt-left radical and Antifa member.
	The media has totally glazed over this fact in their reporting and focus on guns.
	That was Antifa.
	So let's just go back here.
	Do you want to pull this up on the screen?
	What's up?
	White supremacy death count in the past 10 years.
	11, 22, and 9.
	That's three shootings with 42 dead.
	Antifa, one shooting, 10 dead.
	Now, I can tell you reams of other Antifa-related deaths, life's ruined, suicides, jail sentences.
	I'll do a whole video on the carnage that Antifa has wrought.
	Yet, Ali Watkins calls them anti-fascist activists.
	Yeah, that's what they are.
	Radical Islam, 13, 14, 49, 8.
	That's four shootings slash attacks, 84 dead.
	Now, I'll admit the Westside Highway was not a shooting.
	That was a truck.
	It's not easy to get a gun in Manhattan, so I'm including this on the list.
	I don't think that's egregious.
	So white supremacy is 42 dead.
	Radicalism is 84 dead.
	Radical Muslims are male.
	They're 1% of the population in America.
	So that's 0.5%.
	You're telling me that everyone who voted for Trump is a Nazi or white supremacist, right?
	We have a white supremacist in the White House.
	So let's say it's about half the population.
	That's three, so 360, so 130.
	So 70 million are male.
	So 70 million people are committing half the murders that radical Islamists are.
	And they are a fraction of 1%.
	You see the problem with disproportionate?
	Yet, de Blasio is focused on the Manhattan Nazi Club.
	And then, of course, the winner is mental illness.
	58, 26, 17, 10, 13, 13.
	That's six shootings, 137 dead.
	That's 1.4 shootings a year over 10 years.
	We clearly have two major problems here, radical Islam and mental illness.
	Considering Muslims, blah, blah, blah, and I just said all that.
	So the risk coming from Muslim Islam in America, 3.2 million Muslims are as much of a threat as 173 million Americans.
	That's including males and females together.
	You have that if you just use male.
	And there's a bunch I didn't include, like the STEM School Highlands Ranch, one dead, eight injured.
	But that was only one dead.
	So this whole notion of radicalization online is a myth.
	And this whole idea of white supremacy taking over is a myth.
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	So who is telling us what's happening in the world?
	And I'm realizing now that everyone's just turned into a bunch of women.
	This is women nation, especially the left, especially the New York Times.
	And they're emotional.
	They're more emotional.
	So they don't give a shit about facts.
	They just go, oh, right-wing extremists, proud boys, there was a shooting, anti-Semitism.
	There, I'm done.
	That guy with the dog is there to stop the Nazi skinheads that are taking over Manhattan.
	I saw a Nazi skinhead about a month ago.
	I was in Maryland.
	It's a name like Aberdeen.
	I forget the name of it, but it's where there's a big baseball tournament thing.
	And at the shitty little small motel, I walked by a skinhead and I recognized, I think he had the white power crosshairs thing on his forearm.
	And I could tell by his mutton chops and everything, this was it.
	And I was sort of like gobsmacked because I went, you're the guy.
	You're like the Grinch.
	You're the thing we keep hearing about, the boogeyman.
	It's like seeing Slender Man.
	Oh my God, the thing everyone's talking about all day, every day, dominating news cycles.
	There he is.
	I didn't say anything.
	I just laughed like Chris Rock.
	How did he laugh?
	I just fucked it up.
	Why?
	Do his laugh.
	I don't know if I can.
	A lot of racial shit.
	Lot of racist shit.
	Yeah.
	I love Waffle House.
	I can't do it anymore.
	I love Waffle House.
	He talks like someone that has a gun to his head and say, be Chris Rock.
	Now.
	Okay, I'm Chris Rock.
	I love Wava House.
	Chris, you talk like a person has a gun to their head trying to be you.
	It's okay.
	You're you.
	All right.
	So, who is Allie Watkins?
	Who is she?
	She's a chick who got caught having sex with her sources.
	New York Times reporter who slept with Senate Intel Leaker has a problem with jaw-dropping tweets from the past.
	So this article, I kind of have to pull it up on my own here.
	This article isn't so much about her sex life, which isn't that such a lame way to start your career?
	I mean, you're a woman.
	You want to prove that you can make it with the big boys.
	And you just, you do, you use your sex.
	You use your body.
	Use that one thing, the most sacred thing a woman has.
	That's why men pay so much for it, her chastity.
	The secret power.
	Why don't I just blow my chastity?
	It's sort of like God gives you savings as a woman and goes, here's your chastity.
	It's worth infinity dollars, but don't dip into it unless you really need to.
	Like get married and then you can spend it on him.
	She's like, okay.
	So right out of journalism school, wherever she went, she's an intern for like an hour and a half, and then she's right down to sex for information.
	Right out of the gate.
	I've noticed this too with big dudes.
	If you ever get an argument with someone that's like 6'5?
	Because that's their power.
	Yeah.
	And you'll go, that's bullshit, Jerry.
	And he'll go, oh, it is, is it?
	Is it bullshit?
	And then he's all on your grill, and you go, what?
	I don't get it.
	Now your argument is that you're tall.
	Right.
	And he's threatening you in the fight.
	He's using his power, his thing.
	I'm angry.
	That's what I say when that happens to me.
	I'm gon' angry.
	So she's having sex with this dude, Michael.
	No, who was it?
	Senate Intelligence Committee James A. Wolf, right?
	She's a child, basically, at this point, 20-something.
	And so she's getting these leaks, and she has the audacity to say that the Intel Committee was frustrated by a constant dribble of leaks.
	Wow, someone is getting a bunch of leaks they don't deserve.
	Wonder who it could be.
	Apparently, the Intel Committee is really pissed.
	Then she says maybe it's President Donald Trump's lawyers.
	Trumpster lawyers will leak info about upcoming appearances, blame the committee, and then use...
	And then use a pretext not to cooperate.
	Yeah.
	So she's accusing Trump's lawyers doing exactly what she's literally doing, but with conjecture.
	Like, talk about the balls.
	Is this woman trans?
	According to the indictment, Wolf began dating Watkins, who previously worked at BuzzFeed.
	You don't say.
	Politico in 2013 when she was an undergrad student working as a news intern.
	Even more stunning that the tweets above are two in 2013 of Watkins coming on the Zoe Barnes character House of Cards.
	Oh yeah, so I guess I don't watch House of Cards, but I guess there's some disgusting slut whore character on it who fucks everything that moves in order to further her career.
	And what does Ali Watkins say?
	I want it to be Zoe Barnes until episode four.
	Sleeping with your source, especially a vindictive congressman?
	Bad life choice.
	You mean what you're doing?
	So she's admitting that what she was doing was a bad life choice.
	Then her tweet pretty much admits that like, hey, I'm just kidding, but what if I did exactly what that chick did?
	Yeah, she even crowdsourced the idea in a second tweet, including a totally kidding hashtag.
	So on a scale of one to ethical, how does everyone feel about pulling a real Zoe Barnes for story ideas?
	And she goes, ah, totally kidding.
	House of cards.
	Wolf initially denied that he had a relationship with Watkins, identified in court papers as reported to, until confronted with photos of them together.
	I'll pull Larry Barnes for story ideas.
	I'll have sex with you if you'll do a better job.
	That's how desperate I am.
	Peter, get your shit together.
	And then you go, all right, well, that's some radical right-wing fake news site.
	No, the New York Times itself, 1-6, reported on Ali Watkins' shenanigans.
	That's becoming my new favorite word.
	How an affair between the reports, I love the way, so the New York Times is doing, this is basically a PR firm now.
	Like they were purchased by Carlos Slim, rescued from bankruptcy, and then soon after started doing fawning pieces on how wonderful this Mexican billionaire is who's made money tapping illegals who make calls home and send money home.
	That's how he made his fortune.
	I think he's worth $60 billion.
	And then they just wrote about how awesome Carlos Slim is, how great it is to wire money home, et cetera.
	They became a PR firm.
	So now they're a PR firm for their own corrupt journalists.
	How does she still have a job at the New York Times?
	So listen to the tone here.
	How an affair between a reporter and a security aide has rattled Washington media.
	It's just an affair.
	Why are you guys so rattled?
	You guys are rattled over an affair.
	Dollar petty.
	Mr. Wolf, again, Wolf is the Senate Intelligence Committee aide.
	It's so weird that the president has aides, right?
	This is written, by the way, like a love novel.
	Yeah.
	The pearl bracelet arrived in May 2014.
	They always have like three people working on a story.
	Can't do a story by yourself?
	You need Emily Flitter's help?
	Scott, the pearl bracelet arrived in...
	Arrived in May 2014 in the spring of Ali Watkins' senior year in college, a graduation gift from a man many years her senior.
	It was the sort of bauble that might imply something more deeply felt than friendship.
	But then again, might not.
	Anyway, Mr. Wolf57 was arrested on June 7th and charged with lying to investigators about his contacts with Miss Watkins and three other journalists.
	Miss Watkins, a Washington-based reporter for the New York Times, had her email and phone records seized by federal prosecutors.
	Yet, she's the one you ask about hate in New York.
	The revelation of Miss Watkins' affair with Mr. Wolf stunned many journalists who had watched her ascent from college-age intern to rising star in the sensitive field of security reporting.
	Hmm, she had just been a college-age intern and was all of a sudden a major go-to journalist for security reporting, some of the hardest reporting there is.
	If I was a pokritudinous young lady with a healthy libido and a penchant for sexual techniques, how would I go from loser intern that no one paid attention to to one of the top most well-informed security journalists, security reporters in the country?
	Just got to open that mouth.
	I, if it was me and I was her, I would blow my way to the top.
	I'm not accusing her of doing that.
	Their relationship played out in the insular world of Washington where young, ambitious journalists compete for scoops while navigating relationships with powerful, older sources.
	If only there was a way to skip ahead when you're dealing with disgusting old creeps.
	So if there's only a way to get their attention, if there was only a thing that they could touch, or a pair of things that they could touch, and perhaps decorate with, say, a pearl necklace instead of a pearl bracelet.
	Maybe the pearl bracelet was that too.
	That's a hint.
	Wink.
	Yeah.
	It says wink on the beach.
	She received a pearl bracelet from her informant and quickly washed it off with an old t-shirt.
	Was it a pearl bracelet at the beginning?
	I don't know.
	Yeah, yeah, it was.
	Mr. Wolf, who is married, but whose wife now lives in Connecticut, retired quietly in December shortly after investigators questioned him about possible leaks.
	How do these, how do these, is it, we're so desperate for female journalists that will take any Tom Dickens slutty who walks in the door?
	They're having a fun time.
	Like, what's their angle of this?
	It was love.
	They had, he wasn't giving her leaks.
	Okay, he was, but, but that was just a coincidence.
	How do you possibly defend that?
	What did the New York Times headline say?
	It was like, shook Washington to its core.
	Yeah, how a sexually libidinous woman shocked Washington because they weren't ready for that kind of hotness.
	That's rotten.
	Sizzle, sizzle.
	All right, we should take some calls.
	We got to get rid of this.
	But before we go, I want to do two things.
	I want to leave on a happy note.
	And again, folks who have paid, I'm sticking around.
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	I don't think I could do that as a dare.
	I don't like cookies, man.
	I don't like sweets.
	I don't like sweets, but I guess I could eat...
	I don't really enjoy it.
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	But like, after two, you're fucking stuffed.
	And your mouth just feels like sugar and sand.
	Yeah, yes.
	Sugar and sand is a good way to put it.
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	All right, let's end on a funny note.
	And if you're a subscriber, don't go away.
	We'll be right here to take calls.
	We'll take all your, well, I won't take all your calls.
	We got a little bit too much back and forth here with the viewers.
	We get 50, 37 to 50 emails a day.
	We have thousands of unread mail.
	And then the callers, I can only really take a chip out of them even in an hour.
	But this is a meme.
	This is Don Lamon, 2-0, talking about a meme and inadvertently becoming a meme himself.
	Like, we got to record this and make it a video hit.
	Because he is such a fucking loser.
	He's the biggest loser in the world.
	No, he's not.
	Don's take.
	Jack Ma is.
	No, Caesar is.
	Caesar is, yeah, the guy who sent 40,000 to Ukraine, the 90-day fiancé.
	But check out Don Lamond's reaction to a pretty amusing quip, a funny little joke.
	In addition to all the lies and all the blustering at tonight's rally.
	What's wrong with blustering at a rally?
	Isn't that where you're supposed to bluster?
	What's wrong with his eyes?
	War Room posted a meme on Twitter today showing Trump as a supervillain Thanos from the Marvel Just pause.
	You have to see Don as a woman.
	I do.
	It's incongruous the way he talks.
	And then you imagine him with like long hair and going, you are about to witness amongst the lies and the blustering, like imagine him with the purse.
	Yeah.
	He's like in your face.
	Not an overly feminine woman.
	No, no, no, not a feminine woman at all.
	Just a regular woman.
	He's like, what's her name?
	The girl that was in that movie with the mole here.
	Tiffany Hadish.
	He's like Tiffany Hadish.
	Yeah.
	Showing Trump as a supervillain Thanos.
	Oh, pop.
	That's my other favorite part.
	That we live In an illiterate society where we treat superheroes like they're worth a piece of shit.
	Like it's the new Bible, basically.
	It's the new Bible.
	And the way you can tell this is when people pronounce Thanos or whatever his fucking name is, they pronounce it like Muhammad or Jesus.
	Oh my God, you're right.
	Ew.
	So he's like making sure he has the perfect pronunciation of Thanos.
	It's like Nicaragua.
	You don't want to be disrespectful to the...
	Oh my God.
	You're right.
	I don't want to shit on their religion.
	That is such a gross revelation.
	So they took the Greek god Thanos.
	Play it again.
	I got to hear it.
	From the Marvel Avengers movies.
	Showing Trump as a supervillain Thanos.
	Thanos.
	From the Marvel Avengers movies.
	Dispatching his Democratic enemies.
	Take a look at this.
	Take a look at this joke.
	See, just pause again.
	Sorry.
	They're fucking Puritans.
	Like this whole Ally Watkins article calling a jokey men's club Atomwaffen.
	They're against fun.
	They're against jokes.
	Calling Antifa anti-fascist activists.
	They are fucking Puritans.
	Militant Puritans.
	This is a very amusing throwaway joke.
	I noticed on Twitter, everyone kept talking about it, that's actually right before Thanos Thanos does.
	Like, anyone gives a shit what the plot of that stupid superhero movie is.
	It's just a funny little quip, like Grab Her by the Pussy.
	It's not a political doctrine.
	It's not a dictum.
	It's not a tenet.
	I am inevitable.
	On the solemn day, I recall that the first rule of business to members of Congress.
	And this isn't Trump.
	This is a Trump war room.
	Cadbury Egg is not amused.
	Eggbury.
	What do we eat?
	In junior high school?
	Egg LeMan.
	What the hell?
	What is this?
	You mean it's a joke, you dweeb?
	Get your ear pierced on live television.
	That's supposed to be an exciting.
	What are you in high school?
	Isn't he the guy that's on TV shit-faced on New Year's Eve?
	That's it.
	Babbling?
	Yeah.
	Blustering?
	We're supposed to take you seriously?
	Look at him.
	I am not amused.
	He's got deflated balloon eyes.
	Well, he's old, dude.
	We're old.
	What?
	It's a joke.
	Joe.
	Joe.
	Joke.
	I cannot believe that I'm even having to report this on the news.
	You're a meme.
	You just became a meme.
	This is crazy.
	He's something so crazy.
	This is something so crazy.
	Crayon.
	He says something so crazy.
	He has a meme.
	He's so crazy.
	Pepper, man.
	He's sounding weird.
	Sunsing.
	There's nothing wrong with that.
	Crazy.
	Are you people insane?
	Sure.
	Yes.
	I'm insane, Lamon.
	Did he just see 9-11?
	Is he talking to the Taliban right now?
	He's under the impression that Disney and Pixar both collaborated to do that for Trump personally.
	Did he just find out how many Yazidi women are raped by jihadist terrorists?
	Did he just find out that 90,000 Christians are killed every year?
	Yeah.
	Are you insane?
	Did you just hear about the white farmers in South Africa?
	Kill, shoot the ball.
	Go ahead.
	Shoot, kill.
	Democrats on Twitter do this.
	Stupid, silly.
	Yes.
	You know what?
	Shit.
	You're against stupid, silly shit?
	The word you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.
	When Trump said shit, shithole was all over their banner and everything.
	They were saying shithole openly on CNN.
	You could say shit.
	Play this.
	What about Je Niro?
	Fuck Trump.
	Juvenile meme game.
	Yeah.
	I will.
	And put it on your show.
	This wasn't written into law.
	You could have not covered this too, by the way.
	Yeah, this isn't the new tax code.
	It's a meme.
	You never heard of a meme?
	You say the left can't meme.
	Now the left can't handle memes.
	Right.
	They don't comprehend.
	Why'd you say hend like that?
	Because that won't record this.
	You know, Thanos can see you right now.
	Stupid crap.
	Is he talking to CNA?
	History will record this.
	Why are we covering this?
	And Slam Dunk.
	Is that the Slam Dunk?
	Seriousness of what is happening.
	Like, today is the day that the House of Representatives in the United States of America introduced articles of impeachment against President Donald J. Trump, the President of the United States of America.
	You just Thanosed us.
	Thanos?
	Thanos.
	High Crimes and Misdemeanors.
	Whoa.
	I like how he drops the mic at the end.
	High crimes and misdemeanors.
	Great movie.
	All right, let's take some calls.
	Cut to a thing so we have a nice clip.
	Yeah, let's then let's take some kisses.
	Do you want to tell people to get fired or whatever?
	Yeah.
	Let's end the show.
	I use air quotes recklessly now.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	Never stop fighting.
	Thought we'd never get rid of them.
	Real losers.
	Jamais array de guerrs.
	No, de guerr means war.
	What's fighting?
	Bat?
	That I don't know.
	Jamais arred des bat?
	How do you say never stop fighting in French?
	All right, let's take some calls.
	Let's look up how we say the show's motto.
	And then we can say it in French.
	Get fired.
	Et.
	I don't know what fired means.
	Google Translate.
	Fuego.
	No, that's Spanish, you boob.
	Feur is fired.
	Du feures.
	English, Spanish, Arabic.
	Isn't that even Google being weird?
	Like, why would it be French, English, Spanish?
	Why is Arabic the first option?
	So English is get fired.
	Fired.
	Etre vire.
	Etre vire.
	Vire.
	Etre just means to be.
	Etre levent.
	So fired is vire.
	That's my name and then get in trouble is avoir des ennui.
	Ennui means boring.
	Become bored?
	That's our idea of trouble?
	This is my kind of language.
	I like these people.
	Get fired, get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	Soi brave.
	Same word.
	Soi brave.
	I'd rather not.
	I'm sure Rav needs a suave, but can't do it.
	Be brave and never stop fighting.
	Et ne sicé jamais de vaux vous batre.
	That's a good example of how to speak French.
	It's just fancy English.
	You know how that translates?
	In English?
	Batre.
	And never cease your battles.
	They just talk like knights.
	Never cease your battles.
	Like I told you, a long time ago, I was in Montreal, and there was some fight at the little public pool where we used to go to get in shape.
	And these kids got kicked out, but I couldn't see what they had done.
	So I said to the sort of security guy, that means the crust, the crustaceans.
	I was insulting children.
	They were like teenagers.
	And he said, ah, espagrav, c'est ne ferro jeune.
	No, no.
	He said, ah, tis not grave.
	'Tis an affair of the young.
	Ew.
	Sounds like a fucking weird, fancy pedophile.
	I'm having an affair with the young.
	What are you doing?
	Just in case you know that we have to use that sometimes.
	So I'm putting it closer to you.
	We've had all day to test the mics for the call-ins.
	There's no testing that can be done.
	It has a life of its own.
	All right, let's agree to this then.
	We'll take the very first call no matter what it is.
	And by the way, stop reading the bullshit.
	I don't give a shit about what the computer says they think they said.
	Just the name.
	At best.
	Okay.
	And if this first call is echo, we reboot Skype.
	Does that mean we lose all those calls?
	No.
	But restarting the computer usually is the thing that gets it going.
	Restarting Skype does nothing.
	It re-establishes your connection.
	Hi, I was attacked by a chimp, and I got a new face.
	I'm pretty happy with it.
	It works.
	I can talk.
	It's not great.
	looks bizarre.
	Are we allowed to...
	Is that what you're going to ask?
	No, that's the answer.
	Oh, man.
	So who's winning this bundle?
	That's the question?
	Yeah.
	Oh, it's the fifth caller.
	Fifth caller.
	Okay.
	So what I have to do afterward, just to let you know and everybody, after I'm done taking your call and you've been declared the winner, I have to privately talk to you and just get your address.
	How are you going to do that?
	I have ways.
	You can just give them your company email and they can email you that they won or then someone might cheat.
	Well, what I would do is, yeah, exactly.
	So what I would do is just unplug them from there so you won't be able to hear it, but you'll hear me ask.
	All right, whatever.
	All right.
	Call number one.
	Martin Kari.
	Hello, Martin.
	He's been waiting for a while.
	Is he super quiet as a guy?
	Or does his machines not work?
	Martin?
	Martin?
	Is he going to lose his place?
	I think he hung up.
	Yeah, he did.
	Miss Texas.
	Hi, I was calling him about dick size.
	Dick size.
	Yes, sir.
	Okay, what about his eyes?
	So you know how they're always talking about public shootings and they always say, well, you know, if you carry a gun, you're just worried because you have a small dick?
	Are people literally worried that somebody with a huge dick is going to rape them?
	And that's literally preventing shootings?
	Like, does a school shooter walk into a school and say, well, you know what?
	I would shoot this up, but I'm really worried that I'm going to get raped by a guy with a big dick?
	Like, is that what we're worried about now?
	Well, I don't think that's the insult with the small dick.
	The insult with a small dick is that you're unable to please a woman and no one wants to fuck you.
	Well, that's true, but how would that help with, you know, they say, well, you carry a gun because you have a small dick.
	You know what I mean?
	Yeah, no, I think you're missing the point of the analogy.
	The psychosis, the sort of Freudian justification for that is you have a little dick, so you don't feel strong, but then you carry a big gun, and it's a phallic symbol.
	You could also say, like, say, the guy who built the Empire State Building after the Chrysler Building had a small dick, and he was compensating.
	Now, he's not going to use the building to beat up guys with big dicks.
	It's just like, I want a bigger phallic symbol that has power, so I chose a gun.
	What they're really just trying to do is hope that they found your weak spot and hurt you in it.
	It's like when people call Trump supporters fags or something, and they say, oh, you're gay.
	You're secretly gay.
	Because they're hoping we'll go, gross.
	They don't hate gays, obviously, but they think we do.
	So it's just a petty, stupid insult.
	And it's funny, too, because you think of like, they always say that about motorbikes, too.
	Oh, you've just got a small dick, you got to compensate.
	Yeah, Hell's Angels Have a bunch of tiny dicks.
	Or with the gun thing.
	Yeah, the Bloods in the Crypts have the tiniest dicks in town.
	That's why they have fucking guns.
	Go tell them that.
	Thanks for calling.
	All right.
	We got Eric, the actor.
	I don't believe so.
	Hi, Eric.
	Hey, am I on?
	Can you hear me?
	Yep, yep.
	All right.
	First of all, love you guys.
	You guys are great.
	I've been listening to Daily Wire and Crowder for a very long time.
	None of them got a dollar out of me, so congratulations.
	I'm here.
	Oh, appreciate it.
	It's crazy.
	I'm actually calling you from a very small town in Ontario, Canada.
	What's the town?
	It's between Guelph and Orangeville.
	It's called Erin.
	I doubt you've heard of it, but I really appreciate all of your Canadian references.
	It hits home.
	What's it called?
	Erin.
	How do you spell it?
	Erin, as the outsiders call it, but the old farmers call it Erin.
	How do you spell that?
	E-R-I-N, Irish.
	Because I know rural Ontario very well because we used to tree plant there.
	But if you're near Guelph, then you're too far south for us to have ever tree planted there.
	Yeah, man.
	Small world, really crazy.
	So all your references, that's good shit.
	Anyway, I just wanted to bring up Abbeville, South Carolina.
	In your last episode, you mentioned it, and I found a clip of your show, $0 a Day, when you're there.
	And did you ever go into the Belmont Inn, which is kind of in the corner by the opera house?
	And did they tell you to fuck off if you went in there?
	No, they were super cool.
	Yeah, that was a great place.
	You know what I did notice, though?
	I was hanging out with some dudes that were normal middle-class guys with kids and stuff.
	And that was their one night a month where they could party.
	I think they were on Meth.
	Yeah.
	I think Meth in the South is like Coke in the Northeast.
	Because at 2 in the morning, I was like, dudes, we've been partying pretty hard today.
	And I saw them at their tables like, boy, where are you going, man?
	Yeah, buddy.
	That's all there is to do down there.
	It's funny.
	You go to one of the most impoverished towns in America to try and do your little show and make money.
	Good move, man.
	It was a beautiful town.
	How do you know about Abbyville, South Carolina?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	So that's why it's so crazy.
	I went down there for the first time in August 2009 to learn how to fly because in the basement there, there was that bar and whatever.
	Then there was another room, and my friend's flight school was being run out of it.
	And shortly after that, a couple years later in 2011, we closed it down to the public, and that was our private residence.
	Wow, that's cool.
	What are the odds?
	Yeah, what a small world.
	Yeah, from Ontario and then ending up in Abbeville.
	Like, nobody's heard of that.
	So, super cool.
	All right.
	Well, thanks for calling.
	I like you more than a friend.
	I just realized I love my son alone in the house with the stove on.
	Let's make sure he's still alive.
	Hello?
	Hey, did you turn the stove off?
	So everything's safe?
	Is Johnny asleep?
	All right.
	See ya.
	Cute kids.
	Nice.
	Hey, Mike from Boston.
	Hey, this is Mike from Boston.
	Ryan, you trimmed a bush on the top of your head, and Gavin hasn't acknowledged it for us.
	I'm a little surprised by that.
	You look like a polished turd.
	It's a beautiful thing to see.
	I love you, babe.
	Thank you, babe.
	Appreciate you.
	The guy on that video who's like, bro, bro.
	That's Boston, right?
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	You guys all sound the same to me.
	Is that racist?
	I'm hamming it up for you so you can fucking, you know, make fun of the Boston thing now, get off the phone.
	But Cofete, Cofete stands for Communications Over Various Speeds Electronically for Engagement Act.
	I don't know what the fuck that means, but that's what it stands for.
	Look up Cofete Act.
	Yeah.
	So fucking sent that up.
	It's a really difficult thing to look up because the Trump story takes up the first 9 million pages of DuckDuckGo.
	We don't see Google anymore.
	So I have a lot of trouble.
	The only place I can find them talking about the actual word is Snopes, and of course we know what they are.
	But yeah, I heard that it's a real word.
	Yeah, fucking, don't use DuckDuckGo or Ask Jeeves or whatever the fuck you use them.
	Just type in Cocefe Act.
	Get to it, Ryan.
	Pull it up.
	It's done already.
	It'll show you.
	But apparently it's just so that they can fucking save the president's tweets or something, some fucking bullshit.
	So we're going to need some right-wing conspiracy theorists to get to the bottom of that.
	So it's possible that that came out after he said Covefe?
	Yes.
	So he said this long prior to this act coming out.
	I don't know what the fuck the significance of it is or what have you, but yeah.
	Everybody went shit show, and it ended up being this act that got implemented.
	I don't know.
	But I'm sorry to be pedantic here, but if the act came out after he used that word, then it doesn't mean that it's a real term.
	No, no, it's acronym.
	And it was an acronym before he said that.
	No, but it was being drafted when he said it.
	So he knows about it.
	Ah.
	He knew about it when he let that fly.
	Oh, well.
	He's fucking trolling people.
	He knows.
	He's let this shit fly.
	Everybody's going to think he's saying coffee.
	People freak the fuck out because the fucking media is ridiculous.
	That's amazing.
	Wow.
	And you know what's really important?
	Jim Gold was saying this to me the other day.
	99% of the populace doesn't care about facts.
	So the fact that Covefe is a word and he didn't fuck up, Jimmy Kimmel's tweet is still out there, Jimmy Fallon's tweet, Zach Brath's tweet, those guys will always have more authority to the masses than the actual truth.
	So much of what we hear about him is bullshit.
	It's amazing.
	All right, thanks for your calling.
	I thought he just sent that thing out on the shutter one morning and didn't know he was typing.
	But I just learned what it was, and yeah, it's a thing.
	That's crazy.
	All right, thanks for calling.
	We like you more than a friend.
	That's cool.
	I like knowing stuff.
	What?
	That's cool.
	I like knowing stuff.
	Listen, Burb Talker.
	No, that's how I pronounce what.
	Oh.
	You think I'm sitting here drinking beers during a show?
	Hello, James.
	Hello, my brothers.
	I like knowing stuff.
	That's beautiful.
	The sound is better.
	Gavin doesn't sound so far off, and I hear no echoes.
	So thank God.
	Thank you.
	Right on.
	Otherwise, I'd like to back and forth with you guys, but the audio setup lately doesn't lend itself easily to that.
	So I tend to just roll.
	I sent you an email this week, bro.
	Duck, duck, go.
	I'm with you on that.
	Ryan, you're looking good.
	That's very white of you.
	Thank you.
	Haircut.
	I'm also calling from Ontario, southwestern Ontario, St. Catharines, the Michigan side of Port DeLuzzi in the Niagara Region, to be specific.
	Gavin, when you bring the kids on in any capacity, I get why you wouldn't want to do that, but I fucking love it, man.
	And you're also my first.
	I never paid.
	And please, 10 things.
	You jerked me off this week.
	You put this 10 things I love about Juice, but where's the original?
	I need the original.
	Put the original footage back up and stop prematurely ejaculating by screwing with the broadcast time so close to showtime.
	You're going up against Crowder.
	Don't make me choose.
	I don't mug club.
	Don't fuck with my freeloading Crowder time.
	Gabby, 9 o'clock is cool.
	I'm down with it.
	Actually, tonight, I had a few drinks.
	Feeling pretty good.
	But I just want to say I love you guys and thank you for all the entertainment.
	And thank you for getting the sound right, Ryan.
	You're the man.
	God bless you, sir.
	Right on, eh?
	Thanks for calling, Todd.
	Like you more than a friend, eh?
	Toodles.
	By the way, the previous car said I haven't commented on Ryan's hair.
	I did comment on his hair the day he got the haircut, and I said, you ripped off your viewers.
	You did not stand.
	You're not a man who stands by his word.
	You said, cut it all off.
	This is all for me.
	No, cut it all off is the largest clipper size available to man.
	I don't want to do that.
	Well, then don't offer it on social media.
	Okay.
	So that way.
	Hey, man, enough people call.
	I'm going to drink this water with the goldfish in it.
	Then they all call.
	I'll drink the water.
	A goldfish, that's gross.
	No, no, no, no, no.
	So, this is caller number five.
	They're going to get the Christmas package from Johnny Apple CBD.
	Oh, nice.
	You win.
	Winner.
	Winner of the tinctures.
	Winner of the gummies.
	Winner of the Eat Me CBD cookies.
	You deserve to treat yourself, caller.
	We know there are other ways to use CBD, but we don't think there's any way that's more delicious than this.
	You're getting the cookies.
	Hello, winner.
	Yes.
	James?
	Yes.
	Oh, all right.
	Hey.
	I was calling.
	I wanted to call about.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	But I wanted to call about the sexualizing of the board games they're doing these days.
	I don't know if you've noticed the Miss Monopoly and the Mr. Monopoly.
	No, but caller, before we address this trend that I'm not familiar with, you realize that you just won.
	You're our fifth caller.
	You are the winner of the show.
	Yeah, I met quite.
	I wasn't even sure if it was me.
	You guys didn't say my name, so I'm sitting here looking like an idiot.
	And my fiancé's like, do, you stupid ass.
	Just say wife.
	Yeah, that's cool.
	I'm excited.
	Thank you.
	You're welcome.
	Hey, so when we're done with the call, stay on the line.
	Okay, and then I'll get your info.
	Okay?
	Right.
	All right.
	And then, so ask your question.
	He's saying, have you seen how sexual they're making Monopoly and shit?
	Yeah, they've got the Miss Monopoly, and they advertise, you know, without girls, we wouldn't have Wi-Fi.
	And all this, it's made for girls.
	And then you've got Mr. Monopoly where you got to ask Mr. Monopoly for all this shit.
	And I'm thinking, like, what happened to just regular old Monopoly where you went around and made people cry by buying all the property?
	And it's just, I think it's ridiculous.
	I just wanted to see what your thoughts are on that.
	Yeah, I was just talking about that actually at McDonald's with my boxing dad buddy.
	We were looking at McDonald's right now.
	There's this Star Wars ad, and it has that Ridley Scott chick with her samurai sword, her fucking ninja Jedi lightsaber, just going.
	And he has a daughter, my daughter's age.
	I have a 13-year-old.
	They don't want that.
	They don't see that and go, badass.
	I wish I had a sword that was so electrified that I could just cut a man in half.
	No girl wants that.
	Boys want that.
	You'll get caught.
	Lenore Skinesi had a book called Free Range Kids, and she talks about this father who was called into school when they were covering pirates.
	And the little boy, maybe 10 years old, had drawn all these pirates decapitating these British monarchs and British naval guys.
	And their heads were there in the pirates' hands, and there's blood everywhere.
	And she goes, we're really concerned about this drawing.
	And the father goes, the pirates were doing that.
	It's pretty history.
	And their costumes are all totally accurate.
	What's the problem with this drawing?
	Boys like to cut people in half, girls don't.
	And this Miss Monopoly shit about how women changed the economy.
	No, women created all the cool guys you see, like who invented electricity and kept the union after the Civil War, those were all made by women.
	So women are already at the top as far as the heroes list.
	But no, no, we have to ignore that, trivialize that, and say they fucking invented Morse code.
	It's like Black History Month all over again.
	All right, stay on the line, buddy.
	All right, thank you.
	So you just want to talk to the people real quick?
	Yeah, I'll talk to the people.
	All right, that's for slips.
	All the little kids with the pumped up.
	That whole concept of we need women in tech and you've got to see to be it is a common mantra with these people.
	Are you talking to them?
	Can you hear me?
	Oh, my God.
	All right.
	Just do me a favor.
	Give me your address or maybe an email.
	It's a huge push of the left to make sure that they have these people that they can identify with.
	And I don't think there's any studies done that prove the validity of this.
	You kind of break it up a little bit.
	To see it to be a shit is horrible.
	Like you see this with, I remember Mariah Carey was saying that this half black girl came up to her and said, you're the first person like me to make it.
	Or they'll say like, they'll have some kid in a wheelchair who's a superhero and some stupid.
	For some reason, you're breaking up.
	Okay, one more time?
	I was right.
	I said, just give them your email.
	Three.
	Okay.
	You can repeat their address?
	Anyway, this whole like, and that was the first time I saw someone like me on the air.
	Okay.
	When I came to Canada, I had a British accent.
	There was no one like me around.
	And that's worrying me.
	It never came up.
	It wasn't a thing.
	I watch Canadian television and there's no little British kids.
	It really is.
	I got a better idea.
	What the fuck are you doing, Ryan?
	I got a great idea.
	Don't even worry about it.
	What's your great idea?
	You have their number?
	Yeah.
	Well, you should have thought of that before.
	Ga-duh, it's a base.
	Like, if you just keep bombarding women with female Jedi and videos of them being scientists, then they'll become scientists and badasses.
	I get the science thing, sort of, but why do you want women to be badasses?
	Why do you want your 13-year-old girl to want to chop men in half?
	I honestly don't get it.
	I don't get it.
	Reminds me of a letter we got today that was said, this guy met the perfect girl.
	He's madly in love.
	She's conservative and a genius, but she wants to become a brain surgeon.
	And that means my kids won't have a stay-at-home mom.
	I'm sure all the feminists think that right now they might as well be listening to Mein Kampf.
	But I heard that.
	I thought, I kind of see your point, dude.
	Because if she's smart enough to be a brain surgeon, she should be.
	She shouldn't be in the kitchen.
	Because that's like 0.0001% of the population.
	So you've been gifted this magic skill with your high IQ.
	But I understand him saying, he said, the reason I had such a great life is because I had a stay-at-home mom fulfilling the home, making the home a beautiful place to be.
	And I want that for my kids.
	I understand his conundrum.
	Feminists do not.
	We got Soli settle racism.
	Let's settle racism tonight.
	Hey, Soli, are you there?
	First off, I wanted to give a shout out to the sub in the Gavin McGinnis Discord.
	Great communities and great people.
	But my question is, I wanted to ask you what you thought, what some people are calling subtle racism or nuanced racism.
	I guess it's more of an internet culture thing, but I've noticed that there's been this increased bravado from people that are Nick Fuentez fans that are kind of talking about the race mixing and anti-immigration.
	Do you think subtle racism is even a thing?
	Do I think subtle racism is even a thing?
	Yeah, you know, because people will just mention like despite or 13%, that kind of thing.
	Yeah.
	So you're saying that the concept of despite blacks being 14% of the population, they make up 50% of the violent crime.
	So is mentioning that or alluding to it an example of subtle racism?
	Exactly.
	Yeah, I think the very word subtle racism is kind of an oxymoron because it implies it's sort of like microaggression.
	So if this thing is subtle, then why do you give a shit?
	Like as a conservative or even a non-liberal in New York City, I am constantly offended, constantly triggered.
	I'm a huge Trump supporter.
	Everywhere I go, people are shitting on him.
	My kids' teachers are shitting on my president to their faces.
	I live with your subtle bigotry on a daily basis and I survive.
	I feel your pain and I survive.
	So yeah, get over it.
	Although I am annoyed with the Groupers and their sort of imminent civil war within the right, where at a time when we need to be most unified, they're bitching about stupid shit like banning porn, race mixing.
	They're being anti-Semitic.
	They won't shut the fuck up about Israel.
	And they're ostracizing the majority of the mainstream left.
	So they're sort of like the goon squad, Alexandria Orquezio-Cortez's of the right.
	And they go, no, it's not like that.
	We're not racist.
	We just prefer to be with our own.
	And we just think Israel has too much influence.
	And we just think that traditional marriage is the best marriage.
	Yeah, you're not doing any of this, dude.
	You're 19.
	You're just trying to be a rebel within the conservative scene, which is fine.
	Yeah, they're all Zoomers that are doing it.
	Acting edgy.
	Yeah.
	We have baked Alaska telling Jim Goad he's going to hell.
	Yeah, that's productive.
	Nick Fuente is talking about race mixing.
	Try mixing first.
	Yeah.
	Try getting growing up to be 25 at least.
	Get some life experience, bud.
	Yeah.
	Thanks for calling, by the way.
	I like you more than a friend.
	It reminds me of the I just bought a free speech.tv shirt, and I noticed that you just changed your website, man.
	Am I irrelevant now?
	No.
	No, if you're advertising that, I think it might bounce to censored TV, but now you have a rare collector's item.
	That's right.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	That's what I was thinking.
	Yeah.
	Bye.
	Later.
	Ryan, when I say thanks for calling, hang up.
	All right.
	How many times do you have to be told the same fucking thing?
	You're the one who told me.
	I was fading him down.
	You're the one who said, go ahead.
	Well, you left him on.
	The point was made.
	Death of Cool.
	Yes, Death of Cool.
	Oh, oh, my God.
	I'm the fifth caller.
	I won.
	No, no, sir.
	You're.
	Sweet.
	No.
	Just like so close.
	I was like, I never win anything.
	So it's awesome.
	You've lost.
	You don't win.
	You actually lost everything.
	You owe us a prize.
	We need tinctures.
	Ah, shit.
	Anyways, I'm three-quarters of the way through your book, Death of Cool.
	Awesome book, man.
	Really entertaining.
	Oh, great.
	Thank you.
	I was going to ask you, you're talking about the you were talking a long time ago about a movie that never worked out.
	Is that ever going to be a thing?
	Because I really want it to be a movie.
	It is a movie.
	It's a movie that was created by 20th Century Fox, their digital division.
	So it's called Fox Digital.
	I did my first movie with them, How to Be a Man, huge hit in the indie circuit, award-winning film.
	But Vice didn't like the fact that I was associating myself with them.
	So they tried desperately to shut it down.
	And then I think this last wave of shit smearing has really put the nail in the coffin.
	I asked them to buy it myself.
	They suggested I give them $650,000.
	No?
	It costs like a million two to make.
	So no.
	I'm not doing that.
	So I think it'll just sit on a shelf forever.
	You know, we did two versions, too.
	We did one that included all the Vice chapters.
	And then we thought, okay, Vice is messing with this.
	Vice tried to stop me legally from doing it, but there's no law said.
	And if you had a problem, why didn't you sue me for the book?
	So then they contacted a distributor, which I think was called Black Pill, a French thing that was going to compete with Netflix, but be more X-rated.
	I didn't have the heart to tell them.
	Black Pill means like super right-wing.
	That's like Pepe the Frog, like more than Groupers.
	And then I think Weiss said, we won't do business with you if you put out that film.
	So they said, all right, fuck it.
	And then whoever paid for it, the distributor wants their money back, but they can't put it out.
	And now with my new reputation as Satan, literally Hitler, I don't know if the people involved even want their names on it.
	So it's just sitting.
	So sorry, there's two versions sitting rotting on a shelf.
	One has no vice in it, and it's just me talking to a bartender, that's it, about my life story, but with zero vice.
	And then there's another one that has the vice story in it.
	Anthony Kumia plays Richard Sawinski.
	They got invested in vice.
	I've got these really romantic stories about meeting my wife that I would love to just have one copy of.
	But every time I get a copy from them, it has the email, because I had a few investors that were interested.
	It has the email across the middle, like huge.
	So I don't want to watch it like that, and I'm not sure I want it like that.
	So that's where we're at.
	And I'm not the only one.
	There's a lot of movies and shows that just sit rotting on shelves, covered in dust, never to see the light of day.
	that is a shame, my friend, because the book is amazing and you've got some crazy stories.
	Um, uh, I wish maybe, I wish you could just do like maybe just like a maybe like YouTube shows of stories that aren't, I guess, licensed with them or something like that.
	Maybe, because I mean, you have a thousand stories.
	There's got to be something you can do because they're so entertaining, man.
	Thank you very much.
	I appreciate it.
	But we don't have the time or the money.
	This is the closest we'll get to YouTube stories.
	But thanks for calling, and I like you more than a friend.
	What's the next call?
	Next call is UK election.
	Okay.
	UK election, you're on the line.
	Hello.
	Hello, UK election.
	Brian, how are you?
	Hey.
	Good.
	I don't know if you've had a look at the UK election.
	It seems that Boris Johnson has made an overwhelming majority.
	He's got 86 up against the far-left socialist Jeremy Corbyn.
	And I think it just goes to show that socialism isn't going to be accepted in the UK.
	And I think it will probably go over to the 2020 election.
	I think you're right.
	And I think that Jeremy Corbyn's anti-Semitism and all this fucking constantly coddling of Hamas really fucked him.
	I think the middle class in Britain, the upper classes too, don't realize that there's a lot of fucking yobs.
	There's a lot of working class people in Britain and lower middle class and even middle class people who are not excited about these fucking open borders.
	And they see what's happening in Germany.
	They see what's happening in Copenhagen.
	They see what Merkel is doing.
	And they say, we don't want this.
	We don't want to become another Sweden.
	We've seen your refugee programs and it's a fucking shit show.
	Plus they're exposing Birmingham and Luton to what's going on.
	So I think what's going to happen is we've got Boris Johnson for a long time.
	It's the closest we're going to get to Brexit.
	They are going to shut it down.
	They are going to separate Britain from the rest of Europe.
	But I think you're going to see a lot of the Liberals in Scotland trying to separate and trying to shatter the UK up.
	I think people are now concerned with now that Britain is unified.
	I think the left has given up on Corbyn and they're going to start sabotaging the entire Union and trying to get Scotland to go independent.
	I think that's pretty fair.
	To be fair, they've won 55 out of the 58 seats in Scotland, if the polls are correct.
	So, yeah, I think you're probably right.
	Yeah.
	But, you know, it's good news for now.
	It's good news for Tommy.
	It's good news for Britain.
	I've always had a lot of hope for Britain.
	Even when things were at their worst, I drive around sort of like the MI5, that sort of big circle that goes around London.
	And when you do it the westerly way, heading to Essex, sorry, the easterly way, you see a lot of these little towns, and you see Dr. Martin's and Harrington's and pubs.
	Sure, what do you call them that?
	Wordsmiths, W.H. Smiths, the chain?
	WH Smiths, yeah.
	And you go, all right, it's a chain.
	It's a Walmart of pubs, but it's still a fucking pub.
	And it's still full of British people that are happy to be there.
	So this is a great move forward for Britain.
	How do you feel about it?
	Are you happy?
	I'm pretty happy, yeah.
	I mean, I'm definitely conservative.
	I voted conservative today.
	But yeah, all these celebrities like Hugh Grant, and it was Steve Coogan yesterday basically saying that people who voted for Doris Johnson and voted for Leave were, I think he thinks it was wrong or I think he said stupid, actually.
	I know it's that looking down on the working class is, yeah, like you say, that is what is going to be their demise.
	And I don't know if they must be smart enough to notice that, but they're going to carry on doing it, which I guess I'm not going to complain about because that's going to keep us winning.
	Yeah, it's funny how you have these Oxford-educated, erudite, posh actors like Hugh Grant.
	And they think that when they disagree with something that Britain gives a fuck.
	It's the same here with like Alyssa Milano and Bette Midler and Barbara Streisand thinking that when they go, the wind changes.
	No, it's the opposite.
	When these pompous rich assholes tell the rest of the country how to think, the rest of the country goes, fuck you.
	War.
	All right, thanks for calling.
	I like you more than a friend, and congratulations on getting your country back.
	Let's hope Tommy Robinson's fate is equally beneficial.
	Oi.
	Michael.
	This is our buddy Michael from LA.
	What's up, Vato?
	Hey, guys.
	What's up, homie?
	Hey, I was out in Texas in Fort Worth maybe a couple years back.
	I lived there, maybe like two, three years.
	Oh, yeah, you were there for two or three years.
	That was a long time, man.
	It is a long time, homie.
	Listen, fool.
	State your claim.
	What's that?
	State your claim, fool.
	Oh, I can't say it on air.
	So anyways, I moved down there, and I noticed a big difference.
	Like three years ago?
	Gavin, the last time?
	When was I where?
	When were you on Joe Rogan's podcast the last time?
	Like two, three years ago?
	Yeah, that sounds right.
	Okay, like that's around the time I got like red pills, I guess, because I was at a different mentality, right?
	Yeah.
	And when I was out there, we worked in a warehouse in Fort Worth and a dental warehouse.
	And it was different because there was actually white guys in the warehouse, like my age, you know, and it was mixed, Hispanic, white.
	And I was having a break, one of my breaks, and a couple of white dudes out there, and then a couple, a lot of people from LA out there.
	And we were just talking, and I think I said, or one of my friends, I don't remember clearly, something like kind of like, like, oh, what are you going to do, white boy, like joking around, right, with them?
	Like, because we did away with that shit out here in LA.
	And I remember the guy was like a cowboy, you know, and he said something real clever and kind of racial back, like some Archie Bunker type of stuff that you always talk about.
	And I was, I was shocked, you know, and I, and I, after the break, I told my Hispanic friend that was from Texas, I was like, dude, what the fuck was that?
	That was like kind of racist.
	He's like, oh, no, no, no.
	The white boys out here, they're not, you know, peons like in L.A. So that got me thinking.
	It made things a lot easier.
	You could joke around.
	You could, you know, everyone stood as a man, you know, and not like out here.
	So I started noticing what you were saying about that whole Archie bunker time.
	And those white dudes from the South are the main people that I kind of look up to a little bit, you know, that stand up for themselves.
	Because growing up out here, it's out of 20 white dudes, you're not making one.
	You know, it's just, it's real different.
	And I think that culture is something that if everyone can just joke around and be open, that changes a lot of things.
	You know, not this victim mentality and, you know, white boy this and that.
	So I wanted to get your take on that.
	If you've noticed in different regions of the U.S., a different type of, you know, race relation.
	Well, it's basically people who are around other races are cooler.
	This whole like cuck thing where you could bully white dudes in LA is because they're not really around Mexicans and they don't want to be racist.
	You know, it's sort of like in the suburbs of New York where the less black people there are, the more they cherish them.
	Oh, hello, Negro.
	What would you like?
	Go get me a beer, bitch.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	We'll get you a beer.
	But then if you go to like my boxing gym, these people are blue-collar.
	They work with black people every day at work.
	So the racial jokes are back and forth and calling the black guy a not a moulignan, but a fugatz.
	And the black guys are saying that, and then the Italian guy is calling him a moulignan.
	Or like I was saying to Larry Burns the other day, I will slap the fucking black right out of you.
	Or other guys are saying, you know, to some other black coach, you're the only black guy here right now, my friend.
	You're surrounded.
	And you'd never hear that anywhere else.
	But because the gym is like 45% black and probably 40% Hispanic, we all joke together And we're all much closer than these fucking uptight cunts who are so concerned about offending people.
	And at the end of the day, it's a much more relaxed environment.
	It's what testosterone and being a dude is all about: fucking with each other.
	True, true.
	All right, guys.
	Thanks, man.
	Viva La Raza.
	La Raza.
	Viva La Raza.
	Fucking Raza.
	That guy knows what's wrong.
	La Raza.
	This is my headband.
	La Raza.
	Have a headband if you want one.
	I feel your pain and I survive.
	Yeah, give me a headband, man.
	You take this cone.
	I'm sick of fucking around, man.
	You're in the line, Fokker.
	You're next, Foker.
	Yeah, what do you want, man?
	Why aren't you fronting with me, man?
	You're toads.
	What's up?
	You're toads.
	What are you talking about?
	Yeah.
	You guys are toads.
	Yeah, you're a toad.
	I bet if I was a toad, you would see me hopping around and you'd say, crazy, Gavin.
	He thinks he's a toad and he's in the swamp meshing around, getting leaves on him.
	You guys are crazy.
	Hey, I have a desk of cool question as well.
	Okay.
	Do you have a possible future in writing a sequel to your book?
	Because obviously your life has not stopped since then.
	And it's, I mean, just as, you know, entertaining, I feel like, right now.
	I mean, you've got tons of stuff to be writing about.
	Yeah, why don't I write a story about how Ryan said, I have a bandana for you and then brings me this.
	I didn't know which one I brought today.
	I'm sorry.
	I would read it.
	This is a bandana.
	Yeah, I will write a book.
	I want to write a book about Proud Boys and this crazy year and the year of censorship and all that stuff.
	It's just that the money's so shit and they take so much work.
	Like this show, you know, it's a couple thousand bucks an app, but a book is like 80 grand, my status of writing, like 80 grand maybe, but it takes two years.
	That's 40 grand a year.
	It's 80,000 words.
	3,000 words is the most you could possibly write in a day and you're fucking beat by the end of that.
	So we got, what, 20, 20 is 60.
	So we got like a month minimum of not like 30 days non-stop writing to get a book done.
	And then what do you, you don't make any money.
	Not that I'm in it for the money, but it's a good metric on how valuable your work is.
	You know what I mean?
	Dode.
	Yeah, I guess it's selfish to want that from you, but I love everything you do.
	I saw your movie, too, and I'm sure it's kind of hard to, you know, you were just saying earlier about the movie business being tough to kind of figure that out, especially right now.
	Yeah, and I'll tell you what, I hate making movies.
	I hate acting.
	You sit on your ass for 12 hours to do maybe six minutes of work.
	It's the least productive, it's the least efficient, that's the word I'm looking for, job I've ever had.
	Like writing, you bust your ass for six hours, you have like a magazine cover story done, researched, verified.
	You do that in a movie, you might have 30 seconds of content.
	And you can't talk or do fun shit because it's quiet on the set.
	So you're just staring at your phone for hours and hours and hours.
	Ugh.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling, and I like you more than a friend.
	Maybe I could get a petition.
	That's a great idea, David.
	GoFundMe.
	Yeah.
	And then you could release the movie.
	And then I could say everyone who donated gets a code, then they can see the movie.
	Right.
	Right.
	That's a good idea, man.
	And they don't lose the money unless you meet the goal.
	Yeah, I'll call the guy.
	The guy who I did it with, David Worthen, is a pretty cool guy.
	So I'll call him and say, what if I raise X amount of dollars, and then we'll give everyone who donated this secret code that no one else can use.
	Secret toad.
	A secret toad.
	If you were to say I was a secret code, you'd say, oh, there's Gavin running around with an algorithm like he's made up of binary and he's part of some computer systems data code.
	Data code toad.
	What if I was a code?
	What if I was a dupe?
	Zach?
	I was wondering if you saw the New York Times story from today about the new NYPD unit for investigating hate crimes.
	It mentions the Crown Boys right next to Adam Waffen.
	Yes.
	No way.
	Right next to Adam Waffen?
	Wait, wait, Adam Waffen.
	Oh, I didn't know that.
	Wow, that's intense.
	And Ari Watkins wrote it?
	Al E. Watkins.
	I'm looking right at it.
	I can email it to you.
	Holy shit.
	You know what I should do?
	I should devote the entire first half of this show to that article.
	What do you think of that?
	That sounds like a good idea.
	I think they're lining up.
	I think you don't want to just leave the city.
	The whole place is turning to shit.
	So they have a fucking target on you.
	And you should probably listen to this show.
	I've been talking about that article for an hour and a half now.
	Sorry.
	Do you listen to it?
	Do you subscribe?
	No, yeah, I did.
	I just saw it at 9 o'clock.
	It was going live.
	I normally catch it on the archive.
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah.
	Well, this is a very good episode.
	I'm very proud of it.
	And not only did we go through all the mistakes in that article, but we also talked about the author, Allie Watkins, sleeping with her sources and somehow maintaining the reputation of being a credible journalist.
	It's bizarre.
	There's such a double standard with women.
	You know, the woman who cut off John Bobbitt's dick got 30 days in a mental institution.
	As Anthony Cumia said, what did she get 30 days for littering?
	Anyway, thanks for calling.
	I like you more than a friend.
	That's so funny.
	Although sometimes chicks get sentences they don't deserve.
	Like that chick who pretended she was a Russian billionaire.
	She was a Rockefeller or something.
	Oh, the Russian.
	Yeah, I tried looking.
	She got like four years or something, and I don't Even know what she did wrong.
	Well, she told the bank that she was a Rockefeller and then tried to get a $20 million loan.
	Okay.
	Okay, that's lying.
	So then just don't give her the loan.
	Yeah, what kind of bank can you just walk in and go, hey, I'm uh The Rock.
	You don't look like The Rock.
	That's because I let my beard grow in.
	Could I get like 20 million?
	I'm doing a new Hollywood movie called Rockin' Out at this Show.
	And I'm doing it with Jack Black.
	Chillo.
	It's Jamanji 3.
	Oh, dude, we have to put that on the board.
	Ethan.
	Ethan Keithan.
	Can you hear me?
	Yep.
	Oh, okay.
	Hey, I couldn't help but think about you the other day.
	Is it normal?
	No homo.
	Yeah, of course.
	My wife and I had flown out to Philly for my friend's wedding, and on the trip out here from Texas and the trip back from Philly, we were just looking around, and everywhere we were in the airport, I just saw all these people with their fucking dogs with them.
	You know, not like your service blind dogs or anything like that, just like little fucking Chihuahuas and Pomeranians.
	And in Philadelphia, there's these areas that they have now where you could actually take your dog to shit and piss right next to your turbine.
	I've seen those, and that's like a fake fire hydrant and fake grass, like astro turf, like just tucked away.
	Where does the disco?
	I'm assuming they probably had some person to clean that up.
	You know, when I had an apartment building, when I lived in an apartment, on our little back patio, we had a fake grass thing that the dog would piss in, and it had a fake fire hydrant, and the dog would piss on it.
	I'd have to clean it out like every few weeks.
	It was so fucking disgusting.
	It was like acid.
	Like if you got one drop on your shoe that you'd have to throw your shoes out.
	It was so hard to dispose of.
	I couldn't just throw it off the side of the balcony.
	I'd kill someone.
	So some poor bastard at that airport has to deal with that molten lava super piss of like 600 fucking dogs.
	I know, it drives me insane.
	It's within the past year.
	Within the past year, we've been inundated with these people bringing their dogs, not blind seeing eye dogs, just their own fucking dog.
	Because you just can't be away from your doggy for more than two days.
	Yeah, exactly.
	And then on top of that, we go to our terminal and I just, you know, like you like, I remember you saying in the past, just all these people in their pajamas, this dude waiting for our flight next to me, took his fucking shoes off and just was like all curled up in his little chair and like trying to get a little nappy in before we fly.
	And I'm just like, what the fuck is going on around here, man?
	It's like Sebastian Manascalco says, aren't you embarrassed?
	Aren't you embarrassed?
	I got a problem with you.
	Aren't you embarrassed?
	You just did a curtsy during a punchline.
	My brother showed me a picture of he was taking the train in Canada and a guy had brought a mattress.
	No.
	Like not the kind of mattress you have in your house, but it was a long, long, flat pillow that was about a foot and a half, two feet wide, and about five feet long.
	Jesus.
	Like, why do you got to be so fucking comfy all the time?
	A cop right now is just standing on a street corner for hours and hours and hours in the cold.
	And you need your little fucking pillow with your doggy on your lap, wearing your goddamn motherfucking PJs?
	Like denim is, denim is a cotton twill.
	Denim is supposed to be what you change into out of your suit when you're like, you want to unwind.
	No, not good enough.
	It's got to be pajamas, sliders, fucking ankle socks, a doggy, a sweatshirt that's all sort of sheepskin on the inside.
	Fuck you!
	War.
	Wow.
	I'm on the same page.
	But yeah, I just thought I'd share you with that.
	It was just driving us nuts.
	We were just both sitting back, scratching our heads as to like, what the fuck is going on these days?
	Dude, I have some good news.
	We're going to be super old soon.
	And as soon as you're like, as soon as you have, as soon as you have white hair, but basically 65 or white hair, we can just start going up to these people and going, what are you doing?
	Yeah.
	Like the Larry David years.
	We're just going to be able to confront them all.
	You're sleeping at the gate?
	Anyway, thanks for calling.
	I like you more than a friend.
	But fuck, it's really flying.
	It's getting out of control.
	It's now the norm to have a dog.
	Yeah.
	You know, so many people are pro-dog and pro-animal, and not a lot of people speak out against them.
	I think you're providing literally all the balance.
	Because you won't hear anybody talking shit on animals.
	Why are you bringing your dog?
	I think it's kind of necessary.
	Fuck your dog.
	Your dog's an idiot.
	And it's not even a natural dog.
	You've made this disgusting perversion of Pomeranians.
	He's a cuck wolf.
	God feels the same way about Pomeranians as he does about plastic flowers.
	They are a fuck you to him.
	And we know God now.
	We've had him on the show.
	Oh, that's right.
	The last show.
	Clint Howard, Stern.
	Hey, guys.
	Hey.
	Hey, Gavin.
	Yo.
	Hi.
	I know you're a regular Stern show listener, Gavin.
	And I am too.
	Have been for many years.
	But I was wondering if you listened to the Hillary interview last week.
	How could I not?
	He's been replaying it every goddamn day.
	Oh, shit.
	Yeah, that was a low point in the show's history, in my opinion.
	You know, the funny thing about Stern and with his interviews is they're 100% ass-kissing.
	You've never had a more obsequious interviewer than Howard Stern.
	Like, 60 minutes at least will say, hey, by the way, I mean, we have to address the fact that you raped your daughter.
	But Stern is just like, at one point he said in that interview, he goes, I wish you would.
	I really do.
	I wish you would have won.
	And she goes, me too.
	Hey, Hillary, I realize this was a tough interview to get, but I think I would be remiss if I didn't ask the deaths.
	I mean, Bill Clinton's translator, Your chef drowned.
	The guy who wrote the book about how you shouldn't be in office committed suicide on a mountaintop.
	Seth Rich, the Watergate guy, Vince Foster.
	Vince Foster.
	I'm just, like, if there was one or two, I'd just ignore it.
	I'm sure everyone famous has one or two.
	But I have here Baba Bowie here sent me a list of 37 strange deaths.
	Like, you'll never get that on Howard Stern.
	I'm sorry, that's the first page.
	This is the three-page preference.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	37 is just page one.
	I didn't see the scope.
	This keeps going.
	You just hear papers.
	At least how about the...
	Well, I guess you...
	How about the affair?
	And it's funny how she's on that, and in that interview, she keeps talking about how I thought this guy was cute, and I was the head of the Fabian Fan Club because we thought he was gorgeous.
	I'm not a lesbian.
	I'm not a lesbian.
	And I felt like going, that's not why we don't like you, bitch.
	We don't give a fuck if you eat, what's her name?
	Hussein's pussy?
	Uma Aberdeen.
	Uma Aberdeen's pussy.
	I would, in fact, give you a high five if you ate her out.
	Our problem is the corruption, the Bill Clinton and the uranium, the Ukrainian mining shit.
	Our problem is the bizarre murders, you letting people die at the American Embassy in Benghazi.
	I mean, the list goes on of your disgusting corruption and the fucking Hillary Foundation, the Clinton Foundation, and the corruption behind that.
	The fact that someone said you're a muff diver, not a high priority for us.
	He sucks.
	You know, too, it's like, I guarantee she talks to women with way more edge than he is.
	Like, that's the most pussy person she has around her, I'm sure.
	She's around.
	He has two questions.
	He's got all this sort of Jewish animosity in him that he, I don't know if he got from his parents.
	Doesn't make you jealous.
	You know, it's like when other people have money, don't you want to just kill them?
	Doesn't that just eat you up at night that someone has more money?
	Not that that's a Jewish trait per se, but he claims that he has this deep-seated Jewish guilt and Jewish anxiety and Jewish animosity.
	And it's like, not a lot of people relate to that, dude.
	Like, when you're around Robert De Niro, you must be so intimidated.
	Like, no, I've been famous since I was 11 years old.
	Yeah.
	He's a dude.
	He has an insane grudge against Mel Gibson after like 15 years.
	Dude, he has an insane grudge against Germany.
	If the word Germany is said on his show, he starts seething.
	Really?
	And to that, I say, okay, I was a mile from the towers in 9-11.
	Can I have some deep-seated animosity towards Islam?
	Mic drop.
	That's a fucking mic drop.
	All right, thanks for calling.
	I like you more than a friend.
	We should probably wrap this up.
	We have to wrap it up soon.
	We have what?
	We have to wrap it up.
	We have to wrap it up, Robin.
	Robin.
	College, Will.
	What's up, College, Will?
	Hey, guys.
	How are you?
	Good.
	How are you?
	I'm sure it's a real animal house over there.
	Yeah, bro.
	Come play life, man.
	It's all about it, dude.
	I don't know how many 10 videos y'all have listened to your show, but I hear a lot of rumors talk about the importance of a college education and all that bullshit.
	And I've been listening to your show for a long, for pretty long, five years now, since I was in high school.
	And I just wanted to tell you some fucking bullshit that I had to go through.
	I had to take a Spanish course.
	And this fucking teacher made me attend.
	In order to pass the class, you had to attend this fucking white supremacy meeting.
	It was a meeting about white supremacy.
	And a Spanish teacher required that we had to fucking go to it.
	And what's that?
	Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
	You had to take this learning about white supremacy, white privilege class in order to what?
	In order to go to what class?
	In order to pass my Spanish class.
	Spanish?
	Yeah.
	What the fuck has that got to do with learning Latin languages?
	Wow.
	That's what I thought.
	That's what literally I fucking thought.
	And literally, it was like 10 minutes to 8 out of 1984.
	She just put this fucking latch on and go, oh, Trump this, Trump that, Trump fucking knocks.
	I mean, you know how it is.
	What a fucking waste of money.
	Yeah, I knew.
	So I don't know how many high schoolers and Gen Zers are listening to you.
	Don't go to fucking college.
	Go to trade school.
	Be an entrepreneur.
	There's plenty of other options.
	I've wasted two years of this bullshit.
	And the only reason I go is because I, you know, I don't really know why.
	Yeah, don't go to fucking college.
	Are your parents paying for this?
	Or are you starting a debt that you'll never be able to pay off?
	Well, I'm on, I'm actually in, I got contracted by the Army and they pay for my school, but I'm still considering dropping out because it's still fucking stupid, man.
	Yeah, it's like SNM at this point.
	You're paying people to abuse you.
	Wow.
	Hey, man, can you email me the details on that?
	I promise I won't show your identity.
	You can even try to email me anonymously.
	But I'd love to see some sort of documentation of that because that's a great story right there.
	Yeah, I actually have pictures.
	I was going to email you before, but I really, you know, I mean, you know how doxing works.
	I'm not, I mean, I'm officially working for the government.
	I'm not trying to lose my security clearance because people have lost it for much less.
	But I'm willing to send you some pictures and stuff like that.
	Yeah, that would be great.
	But be careful.
	We just had a guy fired from the Department of Homeland Security for Googling Proud Boys.
	Yeah, I've been watching that story, too.
	I've heard some crazy things.
	I got some friends who are applying for the CIA and stuff, and they found even liked pictures on Reddit or something like that about memes that were quote-unquote offensive.
	And they didn't allow them to get the security clearance because they think that they're these fault, whatever, crazy people, and they're just normal guys who have a sense of humor.
	And I 100% guarantee you that the people who were looking up jihadist memes and Takiya and reading the Quran and showing sympathy for Anjem Chowdhury or someone like that, no problems.
	No fucking problems.
	What a clown world.
	Thanks for calling.
	I like you more than a friend.
	Would love to get that email.
	Although we get so many letters here, I could get lost in the wind.
	Maybe like put some asterisks on it or something.
	Or we spoke caller from, you know.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Caller.
	White supremacy class.
	How insane is that?
	Before you can graduate with a degree in Spanish, so before we've decided that you are fluent in the Latin language of Spanish, which is similar to French, you should first, like Spanish, Spain, Spaniards are white.
	You should sit down.
	No, you have to sit down and be berated for your white privilege.
	What the fuck?
	How insane is that?
	Like, that is racism to the civil rights Jim Crow era.
	All right, Negroes, we're about to let you graduate.
	And I'm sorry for doing a southern accent every time I do this, but it's easy.
	Before we let you Negroes graduate, what we're essentially doing here with this education is we're giving you a gun.
	We're giving you the power to make money in society.
	And before we do that, we need you to remember deep down in your bones that you're a Negro.
	And you always will be.
	Look in the mirror, Negroes.
	Look at that.
	Who's that?
	This is a white guy.
	Don't look at me.
	That's you in that mirror.
	You're a Negro.
	All right.
	So before we can graduate you from this class in accounting, you need to take a Negro awareness class.
	And we're going to talk to you about your inferiority and all the horrible things you did, your problems in crime and all this other shit.
	So you fuckers realize that you're low as ever.
	You'll only ever be a Negro.
	All right?
	And if you don't do it, you're not getting a degree.
	That's the way it works here.
	In the year 1938.
	And then they get done.
	Congratulations.
	You are now a graduate of home economics.
	Here's for making pillars.
	You're now a CPA.
	Here's your degree in accounting.
	Well, unless, you know, politics shaped the way language is, I could understand that.
	If Spanish completely changed the language because of white people or white supremacy.
	That makes sense.
	And these people who have hijacked Spanish and turned it into, I don't know, being black, no one talked to Spanish people.
	You know what percent of Spanish-speaking people accept and support the term Latinx?
	Oh, I'm sure not.
	2%.
	Yeah.
	I guarantee that your grandparents and everyone around them, your uncle, all those Vietnam vet Puerto Ricans, I bet none of them even know the term Latinx.
	No, I guarantee they don't.
	And another thing, too, is we had a gay uncle.
	We've both had gay uncles.
	Yes.
	We called him Mr. Belvedere.
	This is really funny.
	He's a nice guy.
	He's a nice guy.
	And being around that and stuff like that, it's just like, it's not a big deal.
	He doesn't need an X in his name.
	That would be fun.
	That's not what it means, dude.
	It would be weirder if he had an X in his name.
	Oh, gays use it.
	It's a way of speaking Latin without making it gender-based.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Latina, Latino.
	But you're right.
	The gays do call them.
	Anyway, we're off in a fucking clown world tangent.
	That's all we have time for in the show.
	Sorry, callers.
	I'll try to do more calls.
	We've got a Christmas vacation coming up, but don't worry.
	We've been doing pre-tapes, so you will not have to be Gav-free.
	Ryan and I are going on vacation together.
	Yes.
	Which is gay.
	Taking him skiing with the family.
	The concept isn't gay, but what we will do when we're on vacation is gay, if you will.
	Yeah.
	Well, the fact that after my wife goes to bed, we're going to fuck each other in the butt feels gay to me.
	That's not the gay part.
	I think skiing is.
	Get fired.
	You like this little mustache thing?
	I love these things.
	They sell them on the wall of barbershops.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.

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