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Dec. 10, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S02E97 - THE PEOPLE IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off Iron with Gavin McInnes.
	I still see your shadows in my room.
	Can't take back the love that I gave you.
	It's to the that's Juice World.
	It's pronounced without an O, as Dave Landau said on Compound.
	It's missing an O, and now we're missing an N. No way.
	Yeah, no one got it, though.
	Holy shit.
	I remember my son, my little five-year-old, singing this song.
	This is big with the kids.
	And when I say the kids, I mean the little kids.
	I don't hate this.
	It's pretty good.
	Train it up.
	I saw his Nardoir interview.
	Oh, yeah.
	When I heard that a rapper died, I was like, who gives a turkey?
	But, dude, he's a nice kid.
	He was like a funny dude.
	He's a fucking imbecile.
	He was smuggling drugs on his private plane.
	By the way, if you're a rapper and you just started your career and you have a few hits, don't get private planes.
	It's not going to last.
	TLC went bankrupt.
	They had about 10 top 10 hits.
	Put your money away.
	Get some Jews involved in your finances, you fucking losers.
	Jews world.
	How many times have you heard about a black entertainer going to prison for not paying his taxes?
	You got to get your books in order.
	It's not going to last forever.
	A million dollars is not that much money if you're never going to be making any more money ever again.
	Rappers are a great investment.
	I'm going to be a music producer.
	What do you mean?
	Why?
	Well, I mean, they're great consumers.
	All they do is just, like, push high-end goods.
	Well, that's true of the black community in general, which is why you see blacks are only 14% of the population.
	But if you look at movies released, it's probably like 30% are directed towards black people.
	And same with TV, because they buy more shit.
	I am the worst demographic imaginable.
	Middle-aged white man.
	Stingy.
	I bought this.
	This.
	Yeah, anyway, I don't buy a lot of shit.
	He had a song called Sad that it said, the devil on my shoulder telling me I'll die soon.
	I don't really want that to impact you.
	I think, is he the one that has that song?
	All my friends are dead.
	Push me to the edge.
	I should probably, probably be better about monitoring what my youngest child listens to.
	Because if that song's about ODing.
	No, that's Lil Uzi Vert.
	That's Lil Uzi Vert.
	So this guy, Juicy World, believe he was smuggling drugs on a private plane, like pounds and pounds of marijuana.
	Someone called, told on him, and I believe he had a bunch of Percocets or something.
	And he thought, oh shit, I'm going to get busted with these.
	I know I'll eat them.
	And then he had a seizure and died.
	I did not know that's what happened.
	Yeah.
	But it's a regular old overdose.
	No, look it up.
	Wow.
	You could just put him in the booth.
	Flush him down the toilet.
	Can or get arrested for having drugs.
	First offense, a big pile of pot.
	He definitely would do better than Max and John Hair, Max Hare and John Kinsman.
	Speaking of which, we have a very special episode.
	I was talking to my, as I told you, my friend Ann, and I was talking about the freaks that confront me.
	And though they're a minority, they are pretty interesting, especially the last two groups.
	So I broke it down into 10 different type of people that you meet in your neighborhood, people that I end up bumping into that confront me.
	And there are some freaks in the mix.
	A lot of pussies, a lot of loonies.
	Not one worthy adversary with something valid to say out of all these hundreds of people in these 10 types of groups, these 10 categories.
	Anyway, that's going to swallow up the majority of the show.
	Very in-depth top 10 list.
	I was going to write it up as an article for the spectator until I realized it's like an 11,000-word article.
	But the beauty of video is you do it in a billionth of the time.
	And I think I have a weird feeling it might actually be better to experience something like that in video format than written.
	Written word may be dead.
	That's true.
	Okay, so there's some news items we have to get out, despite this being the pre and post top 10 is going to be pretty short.
	Also in the important rap news, Nick Cannon just called out Eminem.
	This is a very big deal because apparently he's really good at making fun of you.
	So it's who's that, Roastmaster?
	Roastmaster?
	Jeff Ross?
	Yeah.
	This is like making fun of Jeff Ross.
	Turn it up.
	Damn, shit, that's pretty harsh.
	Dang, man.
	You raising a kid that ain't even your baby.
	Twitter hates him.
	I think everyone hates him because he wears a turban.
	Nick Cannon wears a turban.
	Oh, yeah.
	What the fuck is...
	He's the only person in the world who wears a turban.
	Was he hoping it would catch on?
	Very successful guy, though.
	So that's important news.
	In the rap news, we know you come here for your rap news.
	And the rap news is that Juicy World is dead.
	And Nick Cannon's about to be dead.
	Because he just awaked.
	Awoken.
	Awoke?
	He's just awoken.
	He's just awoken a...
	You ever see Chris DeLia's Eminem impression?
	No.
	Apparently, that's not it.
	That's a GIF.
	What are we looking for?
	It's so funny.
	Well, the way Eminem, like, I agree, Eminem is one of the greatest of all time, but lately he's completely trash.
	And Chris DeLia is a comedian, as you may know.
	And he does these impressions, and it sounds just like new Eminem rap.
	Floor boards over the floor boards while you're in the floor doors, getting an abortion and a divorce at the same time they hear us affordin'.
	Look what I'm planin', planin'.
	I'm planin'to do all this while you're panikin', and you're lookin'and starin'at manikins, and I'm goin'to fanikins, tryin'to get up at planikins.
	All the planikins, fanikins.
	Fan band, Pannekins.
	Well, all the bannekins, Santa Kinana, in the cabana.
	You're in the I'm in the cabana in the chanting.
	I'm in the cabana, chanting on a stand-up banner.
	Well, you don't got the stamina, you're lacking the stamina.
	Eminem, like, reached out to him, and uh, I think he was in a song in one of Eminem sung.
	Really?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Planikins.
	Planikins.
	Danikins.
	Also in the news, I saw the movie Rambo.
	It's on demand.
	Holy shit.
	Pretty good.
	It is over the top.
	Have you seen it?
	No, no.
	I heard good things.
	Really?
	Well, it's very anti-cartels, which I'm sure liberals don't like.
	This is the way they operate.
	If you're not white, you can have sex slaves that you get addicted to heroin and beat to death, and you're still cool.
	And actually, I'm not exaggerating.
	Remember, Trump called MS-13 monsters?
	And they go, they're not monsters, they're God's children.
	Okay.
	Just imagine they're rednecks.
	Imagine Nazi skinheads were doing this.
	Anyway, this movie is awesome.
	Can I tell you the plot?
	I think I can tell you the plot.
	His niece goes to Mexico, which she wasn't supposed to, and the cartels get a hold of her, and they do very, very bad stuff that was so bad, I was almost done.
	Like, I have this problem with children under duress in films.
	I can't.
	This was a weird part.
	He just goes there.
	He just goes to the cartel's headquarters.
	I guess he wanted them to make him mad.
	So anyway, stop.
	He goes there.
	They fuck with his niece.
	And then he goes down, gets revenge, but he knows how they operate.
	He knows they're going to come back to him.
	And he's in Arizona, I believe.
	So then he rigs up his compound in order to take on the entire cartel.
	So it's kind of like two movies in one.
	The first movie is him going to get revenge.
	No, the first movie is her going down there and him going to get her.
	No.
	The first movie is him going down there.
	No.
	The first movie.
	Come on, help me here.
	I'm just kidding.
	The first movie is her going down there, him going to rescue her, him fucking up them.
	That's movie one.
	Movie two is them getting revenge on him and him standing up to them.
	The violence is so fucking graphic that I was sitting there going, whoa, whoa, whoa.
	It's horror action.
	It's a new genre.
	Like, you know the swinging thing in Rambo 1 where the pointy sticks go shunk into that guy's legs.
	This one had two like rebars that hit the bad guy's face.
	And they hit his face so hard, you see the profile.
	And you see one bar go chunk and take out all this.
	And the other bar go, chung, and take out all this.
	So his head is literally a capital E. I mean, even in a horror movie, you'd go, whoa, whoa, whoa.
	And of course, oh, the critics hate it, right?
	It portrayed Mexicans badly.
	Yeah, I'm sorry to portray the cartels badly.
	Border towns in Mexico are absolute utopias.
	I encourage you to go down there, maybe.
	Could shoot a video.
	Why don't you go down there and start a human rights foundation to rescue the girls that are there and start stepping on the cartel's toes?
	Blannikins.
	Fucking blannikins.
	But go back to the trailer.
	Oh, snaps.
	Why, you gave up on it?
	Yeah, I thought you meant stop, like, no more trailer.
	No, I meant I wanted to get out what's in there.
	God, I was itching my nose a lot yesterday.
	I'm sorry about that, folks.
	Love this song.
	What song is it?
	It's Old Town Road by Lil Maz X. That's not in the movie.
	It's one of the most popular songs of the summer.
	I said it's not in the movie.
	This is a good song.
	Oh, it's in the trail.
	It's not in the movie.
	You said you didn't know it.
	Well, I couldn't hear it.
	There is nothing they can do to stop it.
	Knives are big in this.
	Oh, it's really good.
	All right, we got to get that out of the way.
	Also in the news, Ghostbusters.
	You seem excited about this.
	I've been...
	Yeah.
	I don't know.
	This one has no chicks in it, though, which is kind of a bummer.
	Oh, yeah, you like the girls' Ghostbusters.
	I didn't love it, but I thought it was pretty good.
	Ladies and gentlemen, Ryan Katsu Rivera thought the female Ghostbusters with Melissa McCarthy, girls who are too scared to get a spider out of their bathtub are happy to fight demons from hell.
	And by the way, in the original Ghostbusters, Bill Murray was portrayed one of the most confident people in the world, and he still was going, whoa, oh boy.
	They looked away half the time.
	In the chick one, they're just like, let's do this.
	Well, yeah, all that sucks.
	But I like the added the music.
	The vibe was, they captured the vibe pretty good.
	I like remake stuff.
	So, but this is not attached to that.
	This is based off the first one.
	God, Twitter's video player sucks.
	I'm just going to go to YouTube.
	So this is a sequel.
	Are the girls dead and Dan Ackord and Everyone's Dead?
	Of old age?
	They might not have been.
	That might have not even happened in this lore.
	But that's not a sequel then.
	This is like Spider-Man, where they just kept making new Spider-Man.
	Well, it's a direct sequel to the first one, ignoring the second one.
	Terminator does it a lot.
	Where they're like, ignore the third one, that never happened.
	This is the sequel, Rat.
	By the way, we're sorry we uploaded so late yesterday.
	The studio was having the shittiest internet speed, and judging by the way this is playing, maybe we're going to have the same problem.
	This has nothing to do with ghostbusters.
	This is just ghost.
	Not yet, it's kids.
	Hey, remember that one summer we died under a table?
	It's the kids of the busters.
	But you can't be a kid and be able to figure out all this complex science.
	Kill a replica.
	A replica of what?
	A ghost trap?
	See, that looks cool.
	Jason Reitman.
	Didn't he get a bunch of shit for being a perv or was that the other guy?
	No, it was a different dude.
	Different son of an animal house guy.
	It's just my mom.
	My grandfather died.
	You're gonna like it.
	It happens for a reason.
	Come on, darling.
	I got you right there.
	I got you right there.
	It has a gunner seat?
	It's John Landis' son.
	Yep.
	Ghosts.
	So I got bored mid-trailer and started doing research.
	So that's lame.
	That's off the books.
	Although might be good for the kids.
	Also in the news, cocaine Christmas at Walmart.
	Whoever did this deserves the Nobel Party Prize in hilarity.
	Walmart apologized for selling Christmas sweaters of Santa appearing to do drugs.
	Let it snow.
	Wow.
	Isn't that awesome?
	Someone is just at Walmart going, yeah, that's a shirt.
	Let's do it.
	Let's do it.
	Joom, jump, jump, jump.
	Busy on an assembly line of approval.
	And they didn't stop and go, wait a minute, are those lines?
	That's what you get when you promote a greeter to quality control.
	Yeah.
	And a nerd.
	God, I want that shirt so bad.
	And a toad.
	And a toad.
	What if I was to tell you that there is a Santa Claus doing Coke shirt?
	And you're like, well, I would say, Didesh, that's so crazy.
	We don't have elves doing cocaine at Christmas.
	And now I'm turning into Bill Schultz.
	Yeah, yeah.
	A little different.
	We're plowing through the news.
	Also in the news.
	Now, this is when we're not allowed to say the N-word as white people, but this would be a context where I think it's funny.
	And I could say, a lot of niggas ripped me off.
	And I would argue that using the N-word in that context is actually a parody of myself in my whiteness.
	I'm using black thug ebonics, and I'm clearly not genuinely pissed about this stuff I'm about to tell you.
	So I'm kind of mocking, I'm trying to play down my rage so you know that I'm not genuinely mad.
	This is just silly.
	You know what I mean?
	It's sort of like this came up in court with Max and John, but I was talking about Asians and I called them rice balls.
	And they said, are you aware that he calls Asians rice balls?
	And the guy said, I don't know what the context is.
	Like, this is in court.
	And the only reason he brought it up is because there was Asians on the jury that he wanted to turn against me.
	It had nothing at all to do with Max and John's case.
	And the reason I used the term rice balls is I was talking about picking up Asian girls.
	And you don't want to say, so guys, this is how to pick up Asians.
	I was talking about how to pick up tons of different races, but this particular time was Asian.
	So I played it down by using a ridiculous, silly term like rice balls to add some levity and humor to these tips so they didn't come across as genuine, serious sex tips.
	You know what I mean?
	Like that guy Magic who has that furry hat and he does tricks and stuff to pick up girls and talks about negging and all that.
	That's someone who's dead serious about picking up chicks.
	Anyway, you remember on the invention show, I timecoded it, Ryan.
	Right?
	Yes, 5105.
	So why not just go to 5105?
	I was looking for the Rogan email.
	For the what?
	hate the scent separately thing.
	Okay so turn up And that one has not been invented.
	That's correct.
	That's mine.
	All right, so that's essentially number one, but we'll go with the original numbering system.
	Number three, fight consent app.
	Now, this was a month ago I did this.
	Possibly in history, when two young people want to get together, they dig up their phones and it says, we will be screwing now.
	And I guess you click up various boxes.
	Like, what about, is there an anal box or an oral?
	Should we do 69s?
	No.
	I'm not checking the 69 box.
	And then you sign it or click on it, whatever.
	Okay, fine.
	I'm not horny anymore, but fine.
	But what about the same thing for fights?
	Two guys don't like each other.
	They want to take it outside.
	They don't want to get arrested.
	They don't want to go to jail.
	They don't want to get sued.
	You look at Max and John in prison right now for four years for fighting Antifa.
	You mention those guys a lot.
	Both sides wanted to do that.
	And now one side, even though the Antifa side said, fuck off, pig, one side is in prison for four years.
	They wouldn't have had as easy of a case if there was an app that Antifa had signed saying, yes, let's do this.
	The models from the Rockers and Brighton.
	Great idea.
	Fight consent app.
	Month ago.
	Joe Rogan, a few days ago, comes up with this idea.
	Kind of fucked up.
	Imagine if it got extra money for us beating the fuck out of each other.
	Like, what if someone made like a Twitter or a Tinder for just people to meet and beat the fuck out of each other legally?
	Yeah.
	Like, what if that'll happen?
	Oh, wow.
	It's coming out right now.
	Maybe I just invented it.
	You have a Tinder where people could just meet up somewhere, just beat each other's asses.
	And it turns out that's more profitable because more people want to watch you beat the fuck out of each other than even All right.
	So that's Joe Rogan, I assume accidentally stealing my idea.
	I'm not sure if this one is accidentally.
	So if you recall, one of the many pilots I had that was thrown in the garbage and not picked up was America on Zero Dollars a Day.
	I did that for the travel network.
	It made it to the very end, and then someone made a phone call and it was flushed down the toilet.
	Do you have the pilot for that?
	She probably should probably go to the one that I did first.
	That would make sense.
	So that would be 1.5.
	My YouTube's still Up December 20th.
	I mean, I don't know for how long.
	Let's check now.
	But now you're probably only going to find me on BitChute.
	What if you lost everything?
	What if you were sent out into the world with no money, no credit cards, and no way to contact anyone?
	Would you survive?
	Let's find out.
	My name is Gavin McInnes.
	So, this is 2009.
	I did a pilot where I would hitchhike to a town with no money, and then I would wash dishes or do odd jobs and make enough, maybe get a place to sleep.
	That was in Abbeville, South Carolina, one of the best places I've ever been to in my life.
	I feel like I should take the family there.
	Awesome little town in the south.
	And yeah, that's all there is for the premise.
	And then when I go to the next town, I have to start again.
	So at the end of every episode, I have to give away my money to a charity or to someone, something like that.
	Pretty simple premise, right?
	Then Vice comes out.
	My old alma mater comes out with a great idea for a show.
	Attempted to live in New York City without spending any money.
	If it meant only surviving on life hacks like dumpster diving, breaking out locked bikes and asking...
	Breaking out locked bikes?
	You mean stealing a bike and asking restaurants to wash dishes for...
	I asked a restaurant if I could wash dishes for free meals.
	What's the longest you think you could live on?
	Zero dollars.
	The fact that they called it zero dollars, here's my prediction.
	I'm just guessing.
	I think this is a woman.
	I think it was an affirmative action hire.
	I think she thought, I don't have any ideas.
	And they go, we really need some ideas.
	We did hire you.
	I know we only hired you because you're a chick, but we need something.
	And she thought, I don't got nothing.
	I know.
	I'll go through Gavin.
	He started this company and I'll find something he did.
	It's probably a good idea if he's the guy who started the whole company.
	And they're encouraging you to steal bikes as opposed to give your money away to charity before you go to the next town.
	Yeah, I never stole in my pilot.
	I mean, yeah, it's pretty easy to survive on $0 a day if you mug people.
	Okay, last piece of news I want to get to before we talk about the freaks that I meet on the street is Owen Schroyer.
	Didn't cover this yesterday.
	This is 1-8.
	Owen Schroyer, when I first met him, I would go, I'd appear on InfoWars, or I'd go down to Austin.
	And I always thought of him, no offense, Owen, as a little kid.
	Cute guy.
	He was the guy with the beard who would do Man on the Street stuff.
	And he was good at his job and just one of the many employees at InfoWars.
	And I would do his show, I'm not going to say as a charity, but it's like, I'm here.
	I might as well do the war room with Owen.
	Things have changed now.
	He's a fucking badass.
	I wouldn't even say he's robbing to Alex Jones' Batman.
	I'd say they're almost like co-stars.
	Or at least Owen has his audience and Alex has his audience.
	He's got his own thing.
	Owen can go solo.
	I'm not encouraging Owen to quit his job, but he's cool.
	And he gets laid and stuff.
	You got to understand, he's still in Texas.
	So stop playing it, Ryan.
	So he's still pop.
	It's still popular if you're right wing down there, right wing.
	Austin is not as bad as Berkeley.
	Anyway, he went to the impeachment trial the other day.
	This is probably now two days old.
	And he just started screaming at them that it's bullshit.
	And it is bullshit.
	There's an impeachment backlash going on right now because they realize they fucked up.
	The DNC just lost its base.
	And the media lost all credibility by blanking out when it was the Republicans proving that this whole thing was a hoax.
	They only showed the DNC side.
	They only showed the anti-Trump side.
	They didn't televise our side of things.
	And I saw this at Roger Stone.
	I saw all those HuffPo BuzzFeed cat blog journalists with their tattoos and their fucking paunches, fat ugly chicks, writing like crazy when it was criticizing Stone and then when it was a defense.
	Just like Zenoa Kinsman at John's trial.
	Every time the black wife was near the Nazi, the cameras would point down.
	Anyway, Owens had enough and he did this the other day.
	We should have got him on the show.
	One of the few guests I'd want to have.
	Let's get him tomorrow.
	The majority and the minority of this committee.
	The Senate Red Boyer, committee chiefs, and it is Andre.
	You can keep me out.
	But if he's the one who's winning lots, you are the one who's winning chiefs.
	Very articulate.
	Order in the room.
	Order in the room.
	Order in the committee room.
	That was perfect.
	Did you hear how articulate he was?
	He's like Joel Austin.
	Like, not one stutter.
	And really articulate points.
	Trump didn't commit the crime.
	We know who did.
	You did, Jerry Nadler.
	He's on trial because you don't like him.
	Those were all very salient points.
	I don't know.
	I think he might have better adrenaline control than I would.
	I think I would have just been like, this is bullshit.
	Fuck you.
	This is all a lie.
	This is you not doing the stuff that is real.
	This is all bullshit.
	Get your hands off me.
	Remember that woman who's protesting and they're grabbing her and she's like, we will not stand for this.
	We will not.
	And then they grab her and she goes, can I take my purse?
	Yes.
	She chanted, can I take my purse?
	Anyway, let's get to it.
	Let's get down to the 10 types of freaks that I bump into.
	Let's get down to the 10 types of freaks that I'm going to be able to do.
	The people that you meet in your neighborhood, in your neighborhood, in your neighborhood.
	I have two neighborhoods.
	I have the suburbs and then I have Manhattan where I work every day.
	I want to break down the 10 people that I bump into.
	As a well-known Trump-supporting pundit in a very liberal city, I come across a lot of Trump derangement syndrome, a lot of freaks.
	And so does everyone like me.
	Tucker Carlson, Roger Stone, and Coulter gets it bad.
	The less sort of confrontational they seem, the more bullshit they have to deal with.
	They're happy to antagonize Ann.
	They're more reluctant To come up to me because they know I'm going to fight them.
	But before I get into this list, I want to give a disclaimer and point out that what I go through cannot hold a candle to the likes of Tommy Robinson, to the likes of Max Hare doing four years in prison, maximum security, to the likes of John Kinsman.
	Those guys are truly suffering.
	And it's because De Blasio and Cuomo, in the case of Max and John, want to push this narrative of Nazis lurking behind every corner.
	And they make lies.
	They tell lies about hate speech and hate groups.
	And I'm suing the SPLC for those lies.
	But I haven't suffered to the tune of going to prison.
	Roger Stone's another great example.
	That is a bona fide target where he's looking at life in prison.
	I just have to deal with a bunch of knobs.
	And even within that complaint, I get stopped every single time I go out, maybe two, two times on average.
	And it's usually goes exactly the same.
	They stare at me for a little bit.
	Then they come over and they go, are you really him?
	And then they say, oh, I'm a big fan.
	Can I take a picture?
	Then they take a picture and they go, keep doing what you're doing.
	Verbatim.
	And I don't mind it, especially when I'm with my kids, because I know my kids hear terrible shit about me.
	But when they hear that, they go, I don't know.
	Every time I go out with him, people want to take pictures and shit.
	So I'm talking about 4% of my confrontations.
	And these happen about once a month, I guess.
	You do the math.
	But these are the assholes I have to deal with.
	I'm not complaining.
	I just think it's interesting.
	I've put them in order of annoyance, of danger to the family, etc.
	Of evilness and effectiveness.
	So without further to-do, I can't even remember what the real one is.
	I've been saying that wrong for so long.
	I'd like to present to you the people that you meet in your neighborhood.
	All right, number one.
	These are the most ineffectual ones, the silent pussies.
	I get these actually a lot more maybe than I indicated before we started this.
	Like the big ones that yell, you remember those?
	These I see all the time, but I can never tell if I'm being paranoid or not.
	And what the silent pussies do is they sort of look at you and they go, they'll do a tongue thing like this.
	And it's usually an older hipster guy with a skateboard who's way too old to have a skateboard.
	And he's got some sort of supreme hat or something and he's totally mega-dope.
	And he just sort of looks at you like, I'm not giving you an inch.
	And you go, I don't give a fuck about passive aggressive shit.
	I don't care about what people say about me behind my back.
	It's none of my business.
	So if someone doesn't have the balls to say, you're a jerk, I hate how you feel about trans or immigration or something.
	And I'm not going to have a retort.
	I'm not going to like go fishing and go, what was that tongue thing?
	What was that about?
	I don't give a shit.
	So they'll look and glare and you'll feel them looking and they always look away.
	Or sometimes they have the balls to stare and keep staring.
	Ooh.
	And you know they told their friends.
	They go, I just fucking stared them down.
	So that's the top of the ineffectual list.
	And maybe they're mad at me because I created hipsters and they are living in my creation.
	And I've since flushed it down the toilet and said, you're gay.
	Number two, the contrarian.
	Now, this guy sits next to you at the bar and he's sane and he's open-minded and he wants to sort of show you that he's got a few ideas up his sleeve.
	He's always a retard.
	Inevitably, the left are uninformed.
	They're mentally obese.
	I don't think I've ever been in a discussion or a debate with one of these clowns where he made me go, holy shit.
	Yeah, I guess so.
	That used to happen, like back when liberals were saying, but post-2016, liberals have nothing to say.
	For example, one of these types, and obviously it wasn't this guy, one of these types sat down next to me in a barn and he knew who I was, blah, blah, blah.
	And he goes, you know, I thought that you were one of these guys who was open to the left and the right.
	I obviously am.
	And I thought that you were interested in a real discussion, but what you do is just political theater.
	Ooh, you learned a catchphrase.
	I love when Tucker puts montages on a show of the DNC talking point and how everyone repeats it as a catchphrase for the next two days.
	So political theater was that day's catchphrase.
	And I said, look, we talked about some other stuff, and I said, it's clear here that Antifa, and this goes back to Max and John being in prison, Antifa is the paramilitary wing of the DNC.
	They show up and they commit violence on behalf of the DNC.
	The DNC has been very clear that they want this.
	Tim Kaine says we have to fight them in the streets.
	His son is in Antifa.
	What's her name?
	The old bag, the black woman.
	We need to, we can't let them have peace.
	Maxime Waters, when you see them, when you see Gavin going to get a sub, at Subway, getting an Italian BMT on six-inch Italian bread, and getting Provolone cheese, having it toasted, and then getting tomatoes and lettuce and pickles and jalapenos and banana peppers and onions and then brown mustard and mayonnaise, small vinegar and pepper.
	He doesn't eat salt because it's already salty enough with all the meats.
	You get in his face and you say, fuck you.
	They listen to that advice.
	Anyway, this guy, so I said that about the paramilitary wing, and I go, they go then they commit violence.
	They attack Trump supporters.
	How is that democracy?
	And he goes, well, Trump has the same thing.
	I've told you this before, I know, but it's got to be in this compendium.
	And I go, Trump has a gang of people who beat the shit out of other people just because they don't like Trump.
	Now, I was hoping he'd say proud boys and I could get into defending that.
	And he goes, yeah, they do.
	I go, who?
	He says, the KKK.
	KKK.
	Go to rallies and beat up people who don't support Trump.
	That's what's going on with these contrarians.
	So I've only got this at number two, but as someone who values his time, they're actually kind of worse.
	I'd rather be told to fuck off.
	That only takes two seconds.
	This guy will swallow up like two beers of your time talking his horseshit.
	All right.
	Number three, the blipster.
	Now, 99% of the time, blacks don't care about this shit.
	Like, you know, the same with Hispanics.
	You know, the term Latinx?
	You know how many Hispanics support the term Latinx and are offended by not using the term?
	2%.
	I would argue that 70% of Hispanics have never even heard the term Latinx.
	Latinx, in case you haven't heard it, is what you call someone because the male and female sization of Spanish is offensive to people who are genderless.
	So you say Latinx and now it's not he, him on every noun.
	But that's a Latin thing.
	You see it in French too.
	So I don't understand how it's offensive.
	No person who speaks Spanish or French is offended when you say le fleur instead of la fleur.
	What?
	Anyway, sorry.
	I've noticed too, when we go to bars and if they're wearing NAG hats or something, if you go to like an ethnic bar, actually that's a bad example because in Harlem we got kicked out of a bar for wearing NAG hats.
	But usually if you, like if Milo was to go to a bar and he got chased out, if he went to a black bar, most people would know who the hell he was and he'd be totally comfortable there.
	So it's very rare that blacks know who people like I am because they don't read the Huffington Post and BuzzFeed.
	But occasionally one who's fucking white girls does and he's embroiled in that stupid scene.
	So that guy will see, one of the guys saw me and he's like, oh, it's Gavin McInnes.
	And then I go, I can tell that it's not high five.
	And he goes, you're a fucking Nazi, man.
	That's that Nazi dude.
	You're a Nazi.
	Now, this is very low on the totem pole as far as annoyance goes, because with him, that tone, it's WWE.
	It's like he saw the Undertaker.
	He's like, Undertaker, you're a piece of shit, man.
	Hulk Hogan's going to kick your ass.
	He fucked you up.
	You ain't nothing, Undertaker.
	Just a game to them.
	It's not like he read one of my articles in Tacky Mag and was genuinely offended by my points.
	Number four, the second thought.
	Oh yeah, there was this guy who said, yeah, I worked with Gavin McInnis on a movie and I was going to kill him, but I didn't bother.
	This isn't the guy I'm talking about.
	We'll get to him in a second.
	And I remembered the guy and I went, wait a minute, I hung out with you.
	We wanted you for a part in the film, but you sucked.
	But we liked you as a dude, so we kept you on and gave you some dumb bit part just so we could hang out.
	And now you're changing that to like, oh, he's an undercover revolutionary ready to kill.
	So they rewrite history, these second thought guys.
	But this guy is my favorite second thought guy.
	This was in Koreatown.
	Now, Koreatown is bad news for people like me because it's where white people go to feel diverse.
	You'll notice when liberals talk about diversity, they mean diversity of people serving me.
	Every time they talk about diversity, they mention restaurants because they'll say, oh, I went to a Somalian restaurant and a guy in a weird little yellow hat served me.
	Then a fat Mexican served me the next night.
	And then the next night, I had some French man serving me.
	It's amazing.
	Diversity.
	So many different meals you can have.
	So many different servants.
	Anyway, these guys love Koreatown.
	They love going to their little spot with their bok choy and they're the only white guy there.
	They love being the only white guy there.
	When I was in Taiwan, I would nod at other white people and they would see me and they sometimes wouldn't nod back because they were bummed that I was diluting their novelty.
	Anyway, this guy sees me and he's with his kids.
	He looks exactly like this guy.
	They often do.
	And this is Peter, I believe, a character from Portland.
	Yeah, Pete and Nance.
	And Pete is the bane of my existence.
	But he's not number 10.
	Number 10 is my real issue.
	We'll get to that.
	Anyway, he sees me in Korea Town.
	He's with his kids.
	He pulls his kids and I just sort of walk by.
	Oh, Jesus, here we go.
	And then, honestly, like almost a New York City block away, I hear, you can't just show up and come.
	Like, that is as ineffectual as this guy.
	He finally gets the courage when I'm out of earshot and yells a bunch of stuff I can not understand.
	That's not confrontational.
	That's none of my business, really.
	That's why I don't care.
	Did I already mention this about passive aggressive?
	I don't care if you're thinking bad thoughts or saying behind my back.
	They have the Greeks who have the eye.
	Turks do it too.
	They have this lucky eye.
	And you wear it as an amulet, you put it on your car, and it means that people can't talk about you behind your back.
	Who gives a fuck?
	Your whole culture is based on someone talking about you behind your back.
	It's none of your business.
	If someone's sitting there going, I don't like that guy.
	I don't give a fuck.
	If you have a problem, you come over and you go, you know, you talk about, you say you have a problem with immigration.
	You're an immigrant.
	You wouldn't be here without immigration.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	That's like a valid beef.
	We can discuss it.
	But all this like, you gotta just fuck at the time.
	What?
	Fuck off.
	Number five, the mortified conservative.
	Now, these guys, Guy Benson is a good example.
	And this could, I'm sure he doesn't even remember this, but we were backstage at Fox News.
	And I was talking my usual like cack jokes.
	And yeah, she comes in and there's tits.
	We're smoking.
	So we're smoking.
	I was actually smoking crack because this homeless man said, you want to try crack?
	And I said, sure.
	I was trying crack for the first time, the last time, actually.
	And I could see Guy was just mortified.
	I find homosexual conservatives are some of the biggest prudes in the conservative movement.
	And they don't like guys like me who aren't really conservative.
	I have way more disgusting homo friends than he does.
	I've done more drugs, got up to more trouble, more hedonism, all that stuff.
	And they don't like that.
	They want to be wasps.
	Trump is guilty of this too.
	And a lot of sort of rich secular Jews who live in wasp neighborhoods like Palm Springs, they want to be wasps.
	And they want everyone to be Puritans and clean and proper and not rate women and not make fart jokes.
	But I've noticed that there's a real section of the right that doesn't like guys like me because we're too dangerous.
	And we're giving the right a bad name.
	And they are sort of saboteurs.
	Like you'll find out that you're not invited to something.
	Or I think these people, not guys specifically, but this group are the ones who got me kicked off of Fox News and slowly ostracized or like disinvited to events.
	So I know it doesn't sound very harmful that they're just a bunch of immortified Pussies, but they do get you disinvited from things and they do help get you banned.
	Number six, the alt-right.
	Jason Kessler is a good example of these kind of guys.
	These kind of guys are always the same.
	And they approach you and they say, I love what you're doing with statues in Jason's case, right?
	You don't want statues taken down.
	I'm not alt-right, Jason told me, right?
	Then he talks about Charlottesville.
	I should come.
	It's just going to be about statues.
	You know, no Nazi stuff.
	I'm not alt-right, blah, blah, blah.
	All a lie, right, to get you in.
	And then you notice with these guys, over time, they'll get drunk and they'll start throwing the N-word around or they'll start talking about this bitch as a Jew.
	Of course, it's a Greenberg or something like that.
	And you go, oh, okay, so you're relying.
	All right.
	Well, you're not my cup of tea.
	Bye-bye.
	Then they start going crazy and they start saying, I have all the emails you sent me.
	I'm going to release them to the public, motherfucker.
	And you read the email.
	I haven't written an email in about 15 years that I didn't assume was going to be public knowledge.
	It always is.
	Which, by the way, is a very funny thing about Roger Stone's trial because they keep showing these emails and texts he had in the courtroom.
	Like he wasn't totally aware that that's how it works with phones.
	Sometimes I'll be texting Roger Stone and we'll talk to the feds because we know they're reading it.
	So we'll just say, don't you guys think it's curious that blah, blah, blah.
	Anyway, these dudes are really bad news.
	That's why they're all the way down to number six because they start stalking you.
	And I think if anyone's going to kill me, it's going to be one of these disgruntled alt-right dudes that gets mad that I didn't join his group.
	I didn't use my incredible charm to make them more palatable.
	And they all seem to be mentally ill.
	You'll notice as we go down this scale, starting now, really, because Guy Benson is perfectly sane.
	Starting from six down, you're going to see mental illness play a larger and larger factor in these categories.
	Which brings us to Antifa, number seven.
	I was kind of reluctant to put them on this list because this is kind of what we signed up for.
	We hate Antifa.
	We see them as fascists.
	We see them as against free speech.
	I see them as brainwashed plebs that work for the DNC and don't get paid for it.
	I'm not saying they get a check from Soros.
	The checks all go above their head.
	They're just, in New York's case, rich kids who want some grit, or in Oakland's case, lost souls, lost boys of Oakland who get taken in by the Yvette Falarca types, and they eventually feel beholden to their hosts to commit some violence as a thank you for providing them with the family.
	But I would be remiss if I did not include the way that they fucking attack me.
	And if I have an event, they trash the event, pepper spray me in the face, which I highly recommend.
	It is a real wake-up call.
	It's funny, too, because when you're pepper sprayed, you're not sure.
	As Gavin McKinsey arrives, crowd breaks into shoving and punches.
	Yes, that was accurate.
	When you get sprayed with pepper spray, you're not sure if it's acid or not.
	You don't know if your face is burnt off and you're going to be on the cover of Time magazine, like man of the year or something, deformed free speech guy.
	And then after you wash it like 50 times in the bathroom, you start feeling pepper.
	You can taste pepper in your mouth and you just go, oh, thank God, this is not in jeopardy.
	So they pepper spray, they go to your events, they attack everyone.
	They're completely maniacal.
	And you'll notice the way they act.
	They have this fervor that's disturbing.
	It's beyond like, fuck you.
	It's like, go home.
	Like they really have completely lost it.
	I don't know if it's just someone who's pent up and has all this aggression.
	Then when they finally get a mask on, they get to let out the aggression.
	Yeah, that's what it might be.
	Because I remember seeing it in the pit when I was a punk rocker.
	We would do this song called Diarrhea that was to the tune of tequila.
	And it was like, and I'd put the mic out and everyone would yell, diarrhea!
	Very mature.
	I was 18.
	But I noticed the way they would sing diarrhea, like their eyeballs were popping out of their heads.
	And I'd be holding the mic going, Jesus, chill out.
	I think that's what's happening with Antifa.
	They have this sort of bottled up post-adolescence that was never released.
	And when they finally get a chance to say, fuck you, they mean to just go like, fuck you.
	But what comes out is, fuck you!
	They also, of course, have doxxed me, called me 9 million times.
	They went to Tucker Carlson's house.
	Tucker Carlson's house was an interesting combination of people because it was group 7 and Tifa and then Group 10, the worst group, which I will get to, of course.
	All right, we're nearing the end here.
	Number eight, these are the most, no, these are the second most colorful ones.
	Number eight is the bearded Marxist.
	Now, this guy, that guy with the beard you just showed, they all look like this.
	They have the same face, same facial hair.
	They're all pussies.
	They're all betas.
	And this guy actually might also fit with the second thought or even the silent pussy.
	This guy, I was doing Man on the Street for my old jobs here TV, and he announced on Twitter that he had just spat on me.
	He said, Gavin McInnes is on 42nd Street in Broadway doing Man on the Street stuff.
	I just spat on him.
	You should too.
	They always, that's another thing they do with the doxing, and they say, these guys are at this location.
	What they're really saying is, can you go beat them up?
	I don't have time or I don't have the energy.
	I just want to like sick my dogs on them.
	So he lied and said that he spat on me and then encouraged others to do so.
	This guy would never have the balls.
	And what's funny is he looks exactly like a guy who showed up at my gym, had a slightly bigger beard and a Shea Guevara shirt on.
	And he said, hey, you Gavin McInnes, go fuck yourself.
	Fuck you.
	And I told him to go fuck himself.
	And we went on about our day.
	And then he tried to apologize and be my bro after.
	And he had a Malcolm X shirt on that second day.
	And I said, he was fat.
	And I said, buy any meals necessary.
	And again, ignored him.
	And I'll talk, no action, these guys.
	And here's another great example of the bearded Marxist.
	This guy came up to me.
	I was with my kids.
	I brought my kid.
	He was maybe nine at the time, nine or ten.
	And I brought his team to see the Cyclones at City Field, which is like a farm team for the Mets.
	I don't know why a Yankees fan was there.
	And so this guy is a Jewish guy.
	See if you can find his name.
	Or do you have to go searching the internet to do that?
	He's a Jewish guy who writes about shit like, you know what it's like being Jewish and black?
	It's really harsh because there's a lot of latent racism.
	There he is.
	Radical leftist screams at Gavin McInnes at a baseball game.
	He wrote this article, like he wrote schwartz on his forehead and talks about what it's like being black and Jewish and how Orthodox Jews can be really racist.
	I don't believe him.
	Go back.
	You don't have to find the article.
	I don't believe him.
	I think this guy is 100% normal Jewish and has noticed that he has a very curly fro and he tans easy and his nose could maybe pass.
	So he thought, my mom's going out with a stepdad.
	I can sort of obfuscate that the way Sean King did.
	I'm black.
	Yeah, that's really hard.
	So, in other words, the guy's a total fraud.
	By the way, these guys, they're all the same.
	They're Marxists.
	They always have like a GoFundMe or a Patreon where they're literally begging for money.
	They don't say like Ryan does, or tune into my thing and I'll sing a song or do some shit.
	No, it's always like my car is fucked.
	I got fired.
	I didn't think my employment was going to run out as soon as it did.
	Please, every little bit helps.
	Anyway, this guy, sorry, he saw me and I saw him freaking out and I thought, that's not good.
	If they don't come up for a picture within the first 10 seconds, it's trouble.
	And I thought, but I am with a bunch of kids, right?
	And a couple dads.
	Cyclones is like a little kid baseball game.
	In fact, the team wears Paw Patrol jerseys.
	So it's really the MLB trying to get six and seven-year-olds, eight-year-olds into baseball.
	But it's still great baseball.
	And you can rent a box for like 800 bucks, divide that up by a bunch of people, and it's pretty cheap.
	Anyway, so he finally gets through security, gets around, goes up the stairs, the concrete stairs.
	I am an entire security check away from getting to him.
	It might as well be at the airport, right?
	If I pushed through there, it would be a terrorist attack.
	So once he's safe, once he's behind the cement and he's a floor up, he goes, hey, Gavin, fuck you.
	Fuck you, you fucking Nazi.
	Fuck you.
	Now, it was so absurd.
	And because he was laughing, people just thought it was a joke.
	So I just went, all right, I gotcha.
	Yeah, great point.
	Couldn't find him later, of course.
	And it was a wash.
	But this is the amazing thing about these people because he probably later said, I fucking showed him, man, kicked ass after I went through security and went up a set of stairs and got behind a cement thing.
	Just like the guy who said he spat on me.
	But you always have to be ready for these guys to fight.
	And one thing that no one ever mentions about Proud Boys is they follow Ann Coulter to events, to her car, to dinner, and make sure she's safe.
	They've probably saved her life or at least saved some serious injuries that were happening to her, going to happen to her from Antifa.
	Totally forgotten, never in the media.
	No, we just have shows like Ray Donovan portraying it as a me at a podium talking about the blacks and the Mexicans to a room of gay Mexicans usually.
	All right, now we're getting into the juice.
	We're down to number nine.
	These ones are the doozies.
	Number nine, Trump Derangement Syndrome, the mental patients.
	This is a woman who I'm told was abandoned by both sides of her family, her mother and her father, and she sells nudes online.
	Would you like to see my tits?
	Give me five bucks.
	That's what these Marxists want to do.
	Smash capitalism.
	Oh, you have a better plan?
	Yeah, I'll just sell pictures of my cooch.
	I think Milo contacted her father and said, you know, your daughter's selling nude pictures, right?
	How do you feel about that?
	So her identity is now this incident.
	She's called Splash the Fash on Twitter.
	And what she did was she was at, Milo and I were at Roger Stone's trial and we went and got lunch.
	Look at my bulging neck.
	That's not a good look.
	Anyway, I'm eating lunch tables away.
	She has to like hide our names, right?
	What do I do?
	I'm not fucking kidding.
	And she later said she was shaking with rage.
	Oh, look, there's Ryan.
	Just barely in there.
	And after maybe 40 minutes, she summoned the courage.
	And these are the ones you always have to be aware of.
	I'm not going to get stabbed, maybe.
	Let me rephrase that.
	Most likely won't be stabbed.
	But when you go into a restaurant, Malcolm X always said, I always sit at the back of the restaurant with my face to the crowd.
	This was dumb of me not taking Malcolm X's advice.
	And not just because people can see my bald spot and my bulging fat neck.
	Hey, I'm wearing the same shirt.
	Oh, no, it's a different shirt.
	Anyway, sorry.
	So I have my back to her and she finally summons the courage and she pours water on us.
	I grab my Guinness that I had just gotten, a big fresh Guinness.
	And because she's standing right there, it wasn't like I got it.
	I got it right on her forehead across her face.
	It drips down.
	The whole thing was emptied on her.
	And water on a suit, by the way, they're kind of polyester, so it just zips off.
	And she went ballistic.
	She was screaming, you need to kill yourself.
	You need to kill yourself.
	Her mother was just sitting there going, or sorry, her grandmother, we saw the check later, was standing there consoling her.
	I know, it's crazy.
	It's crazy.
	We also have within this, did I say their name, the mental patients?
	Number nine.
	We had Milo and Chadwick.
	We're at a bar called the Churchill in Midtown.
	Should be a conservative bar, but the Democratic Socialists were there.
	And they started screaming at them, Nazi scum, go home or something.
	These are all upper middle class white kids who hate Nazis.
	And we're in the Upper West Side, I believe, at this bar.
	Nazi scum, get out!
	Nazi scum!
	Go home, get out.
	Nazi scum, get out!
	Nazi scum.
	So that's a whole room of deranged lunatics in category number nine.
	Roger Stone, I don't have a link for this, but Roger Stone was attacked recently at a restaurant.
	And it was weird, too, because the guy came up to him at the beginning and said, hi, Roger Stone.
	Yeah.
	I don't think he said big fan, but he said something like, been following you in the news.
	And then he went off to his table.
	I think he sat and ate dinner with his wife and had a few wines in him.
	And she was like, why didn't you say anything?
	And then he was like, I don't know.
	I just, and then he comes back and he yells, Nazi, and like motions to strangle him and Roger's bodyguards.
	So I believe we're proud boys at the time, just grab the guy and push him back.
	But that just reminded me of one I forgot.
	This would go under the silent pussy category, or maybe the second.
	Yeah, this is the silent pussy category.
	I just forgot one, but I'll squeeze it in here.
	I was on the train going into the city with all my buddies from boxing, too.
	So we could kill anyone.
	Like MS-13 could come on the train and we'd be able to beat them all up.
	And this kid comes up to me and goes, he's kind of nervous, which is just like the Roger Stone dude.
	Maybe the Roger Stone dude should be in a...
	And I'm about to do another crossover when I talk about the airport.
	So he comes up to me and he goes, hey, man, Gavin McInnes, yeah, big fan.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	Can I get a picture?
	And I'm always sort of on my haunches, you know?
	You go, yeah, sure, yeah.
	And then he takes the picture and he goes, yeah, I've been watching your stuff.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	All righty.
	And then he goes, then he's getting off at Harlem, white Jewish kid getting off at Harlem.
	And he starts getting his, what do you call it?
	Get your Irish up.
	He starts getting his courage.
	And he goes, no, this isn't the guy.
	What are you showing him for?
	No, this guy looked more like a 19-year-old version of that Fred Armison dude.
	So imagine this guy at the age of 19.
	And he goes, so you like doing videos that you hate Jews?
	And I go, what?
	What are you talking about?
	And he goes, I've never done that.
	He goes, yes, you did.
	You're lying.
	And I go, you're talking about a video called 10 Things I Hate About the Jews, which was a satirical video.
	It was a joke.
	It was funny, but you've never seen it.
	So what you're doing is you're taking someone's interpretation of that video.
	And that means someone's denying you a joke.
	Someone took a joke out of your life and replaced it with a hateful comment.
	And you are falling for that.
	So you should find the person who took that joke out of your life and say, stop making my life less colorful.
	And he goes, I'm just kidding.
	What?
	Yeah.
	All right.
	And then the doors open.
	And he goes, see you, man.
	Friendly.
	And then as he's getting out, he goes, motherfucker.
	I'm like, very brave, very brave.
	Just as the doors close.
	Also in the crazy category, we had, oh, this woman at the airport.
	I've told this story a few times, but this is going to be the extensive guide.
	What's the word when it's got everything conclusive?
	No, compendium just means it's a bunch of stuff.
	Ryan, don't correct me when you don't know any English.
	What are you showing this for?
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah, that was a good example.
	Like, the guy with the beard was on our side, and then there was another guy who came up who wasn't on our side taking pictures.
	So you always got to sort of be on your toes.
	And you look at them, like, this guy looked a little hipstery.
	I couldn't tell if this was fake.
	You know, it was wearing J. Crew.
	That's me eyeing him up and down, making sure he's on our side.
	Your shoes look kind of expensive.
	This could be a problem.
	I think that was the same day we had water poured on us.
	All right, so I'm at the airport in Gatwick, I believe, in London.
	And I hear this woman yell, that's a Nazi.
	And she starts taking pictures of me.
	Now I'm with my kids, so I'm a little ornery.
	So I come over to this mentally ill woman.
	I say, what the fuck are you doing?
	What's the problem here?
	I take a picture of her, which you just showed, and then you shied away from.
	There she is.
	These are rich kids from London who live in Williamsburg and are slumming it, pretending that they're, I don't know, poor.
	And you can tell by their accents, the Brits are always belied by their accents.
	You're Nazi.
	And I come over and go, what sentence are you talking about?
	What's your issue here?
	I'm with my family.
	You're taking pictures of me and my kids.
	What particular sentence have I said?
	And then she starts going, and then I say, and then he starts saying, we didn't take pictures of you.
	We didn't take any photographs.
	And then these two black women start patting her back.
	Like, how do you know she's right, black ladies?
	I could be the innocent guy here.
	I am.
	And then I go, so you don't know what your problem is.
	Now you're sitting here lying.
	You didn't think you're going to be confronted?
	And then she starts shaking, right?
	Even though black women are stroking her.
	And she goes, just go.
	Again with the go-home.
	Just go.
	And then she says and begins crying, you're making a woman cry.
	Oh, a woman is crying.
	All right, you can jeopardize the safety of my children and dox them.
	But God forbid you should become uncomfortable while you go on this Nazi hunting crusade.
	Fucking bitch.
	Here's another one I heard about.
	I don't have any picture for this, but a buddy of mine was having beers with Faith Goldie.
	He's known her from before she was political.
	And they just go out, they have a beer, and then someone recognizes her and goes, oh, there's a, that's a not, exactly the same as the airport.
	That's a Nazi.
	That's a Nazi.
	There's a racist in this restaurant.
	There's a racist in this restaurant.
	This other woman goes, what, what?
	She didn't know who Faith Goldie was?
	Get this.
	I'm not exaggerating.
	She goes, that's a racist.
	No.
	She starts, her legs buckle and she starts falling.
	She falls to the ground and begins sobbing because, not because faith is there and she knows faith's work, but because someone told her that faith is a racist and just knowing that a racist can possibly exist without checking into it, she has a complete nervous breakdown.
	This is not unusual.
	This has happened to many people.
	I'm sure it's happened to Tucker.
	I'm sure it's happened to Ann.
	People are in tears.
	Just the other day, back to Milo, he was out with this guy we called Oakman, big, huge, proud boy, ex-Marine guy.
	And they went to some restaurant.
	I can't remember where they were.
	But the waitress saw Milo walk in.
	She had the exact same reaction.
	She was hysterical.
	She started sobbing, bawling her eyes out.
	And the cook who was talking to her had to hold her and console her as she sobbed.
	Not because something Milo did or said when he walked in, but just that he existed.
	And she Had to see him exist in the real world.
	Like if you saw Gargamel from the Smurfs and he just walked into your restaurant and you went, Wait, you're not a cartoon?
	You're a real villain?
	Wait, are Smurfs real?
	Smurfs real, actually, is where a lot of Jewish Smurfs move.
	This guy was mentally insane.
	Oh, there was that guy, yeah.
	We kept making fun of his man, Bun.
	And his attack was to take a picture of us.
	So he goes, oh, yeah, you want to do this?
	You want to do this?
	He said, you know who this guy is?
	And then he comes over and just takes a picture.
	That's his attack.
	Look, he doesn't realize that we will all happily kick his ass.
	Nail polish.
	Nail polish, really?
	Oh, God.
	They always have black nail polish.
	So androgynous.
	But it's not an androgynous in like a David Bowie way.
	He's androgynous like a lazy lesbian with his little short pants, his little woman's tennis shoes.
	What a fucking pussy.
	They're all pussies at the end of the day.
	Oh yeah, and there's this other woman.
	I'll just bore you with a few of these anecdotes because I want to get them out of the way.
	I'm sitting at my local bar in the suburbs, right?
	and it's all old ladies and blue collar dudes.
	It's not a place for No matter where you are, no matter how liberal the city is, you'll find your little Trump spots and you're safe there until a drunk woman comes up.
	Nothing is scarier than a drunk woman.
	And she comes over and she starts telling me, I said this on the show the other day, that I was telling trans jokes at another bar down the street and she was there and she was very offended and my guys, my Canadians, threatened her.
	And she said that trans people are under siege right now.
	And I go, yeah, they're getting killed by blacks and drug dealers.
	It's not my issue.
	I've never even, I haven't seen a trans person in real life in like 20 years.
	And then some friends from another bar told me that that night at around midnight, she came into that bar and said that she was confronted by a white supremacist.
	And then they go, yeah, we know him.
	What are you talking about?
	Shut up.
	And then she starts bawling her eyes out to them.
	I don't know why, because we're accepted in modern society or something, that we don't take her narrative for granted.
	People who know me don't agree with a stranger who has heard rumors.
	That was another crazy case.
	Oh, and then there was another night at that same bar where this mom, I could see her looking at me.
	Oh, I got two more stories.
	Sorry.
	I could see her looking at me and she said, oh my God, that's the founder of a hate group.
	So then she says, she goes to a different bar and I knew someone who worked there.
	I know all the bartenders in town.
	That's the beauty of being an alcoholic.
	And he said she was talking about how she's going to print out all the Wikipedia pages about me and Proud Boys and give them to the owner.
	That's also not unusual.
	There's another bar.
	This is the last story.
	Where this ugly dyke looking woman, who's, I think, straight, comes up to me.
	She looks exactly like the lesbian from Orange is a new black, you know, with the crew cut and the big buddy holly glasses.
	These, but much bigger.
	She comes up to me and she says, you know, you're not wanted here.
	No one here agrees with you.
	Meanwhile, it's an old man bar.
	Like, you're the one who doesn't belong here, lady.
	It's like me walking into a black barber shop and going up to one of the black guys sitting waiting for his haircut and going, I don't know what you're doing here.
	No one wants you here, okay?
	We don't agree with your views and you should leave.
	This is exactly what she looks like.
	I'm not exaggerating one iota.
	And so I said, don't make your problem my problem.
	Get out of here.
	Then every time I'm there, then she stopped coming and she would give the bar the finger when she walked by.
	Then she started harassing the owner of the bar and he just said, get the fuck out.
	He's an Irishman.
	He goes, you're not going to tell me who the fuck I can and can't serve.
	So then she goes above his head and starts harassing the landlord because they allow me to be served.
	And then her name's Chrissy.
	And the last time I saw her, she came into the bar.
	She's all happy-go-lucky.
	It's all men.
	I'm the young pup there.
	It's all retired blue-collar dudes.
	And they say shit that makes my ears burn for the record.
	And she comes in and she goes, I go, hi, Chrissy.
	Come sit down.
	It's great to see you.
	She's carrying a Margaret Atwood book, by the way.
	And it says Atwood.
	I mean, she's right out of Central Casting.
	And she said, do you know you're with a white supremacist?
	And I go, and then I go, sit down.
	And she just turns around and storms out.
	And as she's leaving, I said, you know that Atwood wrote that book about Islam, right?
	The Handmaid's Tales About Islam.
	Not Mike Pence.
	It was written in the 80s.
	The Iranian residents.
	And she's out the door.
	And then some old bald guy with a big white beard goes, was she talking about me?
	I think she was talking about me.
	All right, so that's all my examples of the mental patients, and I deal with them all the time.
	Everyone who supports Trump that is well known has to deal with category nine.
	They are a pain in the ass.
	They're fucking crazy.
	They have no adrenaline control.
	And like I'm telling you my stories.
	I've talked to other people that are in similar boats.
	They don't want to tell these stories because they think it encourages it, but you should fucking hear the weird shit that they'll come over and stand next to you and not say anything and then maybe just go the wall and then walk away.
	Trump has brought out something in these fucking nerds.
	I have a crazy theory about it where they were beta male losers, right, for most of their lives.
	And then it became cool in the 90s with indie rock to be a nothing and a loser.
	And you have Radiohead going, I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.
	And they had indie comedians that were all ugly nerds with glasses.
	And all of a sudden they were cool.
	And then the bullies were dead.
	Being in the quarterback of the football team was a loser thing to be.
	You wanted to be like Square Peggs, right?
	The Zit remedy, whatever his name was, Joey Jeremiah.
	And then Trump came along and went, no, you guys are annoying losers, and you're not that talented, and you're not that funny.
	You should just fuck off.
	Let's make America great again.
	Get some Jetskis going.
	Their whole world is ripped out from under them and they go, but wait a minute.
	Okay, I understand that you think we're betas, but your world is racist.
	No, it's not racist.
	But it's anti-Semitic.
	No, no, it's not.
	You're full of shit.
	No, that has to be true.
	That's what I took in school.
	So not only are you saying you're a loser, but you're saying your entire raison d'ette, your entire life essence is bullshit.
	And that makes them go nuts.
	It's sort Of, like, you have this, you know, religious Puritan being told that God doesn't exist, or you tell an Islamic fundamentalist that they're not going to get 92 virgins.
	They have a nervous breakdown.
	That's what's happening in category nine.
	All right, this brings me to number 10: the worst of the people that you meet in your neighborhood when you're a popular conservative.
	That's Amy Siskind.
	She is, I was told that she ruined her husband's life by cheating on him at nine months pregnant with a woman.
	So she's a lesbian, I guess, who duped some poor rich guy into impregnating her and then abandoned him and took him to the cleaners.
	This is just a rumor.
	And now she seems determined to carry out that same fate to every successful, happily married white, straight male because her crusade is not just getting Hillary in the White House, but getting white men out of politics.
	And she's said this many times and has been accused of racism.
	One guy, I think it was that loser, David Pachman, said, isn't it kind of racist and sexist to say that white men need to step out of politics?
	And then she worked her ass off to get him fired.
	So she's a real saboteur.
	This fucking Seward wanted to have a vigil on my front lawn after the synagogue shooting because that was clearly my fault and I encouraged it.
	And we need less hate in the community.
	Now, what that does is, it didn't happen.
	I nipped it in the bud.
	But what that does is it says to the community that you're the guy who encourages synagogue shootings and now your children's social life falls off a cliff.
	So these women are worse than the bloods in the crips because they attack your children.
	And this is something that some of the worst colonists would do.
	Like when England was fighting South Africa, they started burning down the homes of the women and children.
	That's what made the Boers eventually give up, concede to them in 1800.
	But, you know, look at bloods and crips.
	They don't kill each other when kids are around.
	But these women, and I call them category 10, balls.
	Boomer angry women liberals.
	They tend to be upper middle class.
	They tend to be bored.
	They tend to be divorced or they basically are divorced.
	Their husbands are in finance.
	They don't see them all week.
	The au pair does all the driving and the picking up.
	The maid does all the cooking and cleaning.
	So they really just have one job, and that's to not get fat.
	So what do they do with their extra time?
	They go and meddle in your life.
	And these women attack me, and the way they attack me is obviously attacking my home and vandalizing my car, but they also fuck with my kids' social lives.
	And that is why they're number 10, because they are the most sinister ones.
	Like this other woman, Farah Kathwari, she put signs on my lawn that says, hey, there's no home here.
	And I looked her up.
	They're always throwing these stones from a glass house, by the way.
	I looked her up, and it turns out her brother dropped out of Harvard Med School to go fight jihad in Kathwari.
	Now, I think this is on the border of Pakistan and India, where the Muslims, I don't know, want to go south and they keep getting attacked by the Indian police.
	And he was shot by them.
	And he said, he's, by the way, the CEO of Ethan Allen, the dad is, the furniture store.
	And he had said, like, I've never felt love in my heart more than fighting for Allah.
	Isn't this strange that we have these immigrants come in here and the fathers are normal?
	And then you have the daughter harassing Trump supporters at their home and the son leaving Harvard Medical School to go fight jihad.
	What's his name?
	Farouk Kathwari?
	The brother, Ryan?
	Maybe it's down there a bit.
	He's got a...
	Yeah, Irfan or Irman Kathwari.
	There it is.
	Farouk Kathari's son.
	Radicalized in the early 90s, then dropped out of Harvard Medical School.
	See, this is what I keep bitching about on the show.
	Yes, we have jihadists.
	Yes, we have radicals.
	But we, as a culture, have some culpability here if young people are getting radicalized on our turf.
	And I blame teachers.
	I blame this ethno-masochist.
	We suck.
	America was built on slavery, stolen from the Indians, constantly hammered at our kids until they go, America sucks.
	So Farah's fighting her own crusade by attacking me.
	And these housewives, the way, like, here's an example.
	I can give you a million of them, but one of them was, my son was five at the time.
	This is when the Manhattan Republican Club hit the fan, that shit hit the fan.
	And Antifa postered my neighborhood and everything and put banners over the highway.
	But then these balls were like, thanks, Antifa.
	I'll take it from here and proceeded to terrorize me and my family.
	Now, imagine like the alt-right.
	Hey, we killed Heather Heyer in Charlottesville.
	We don't like this teacher in your neighborhood.
	He's a Marxist.
	And a group of housewives going, okay, alt-right, we got it from here.
	We'll terrorize this Marxist professor.
	Like these fucking housewives are in bed with the alt-left.
	That is the state of the Trump derangement syndrome today.
	That's the state of clown world.
	I don't like saying the left anymore because I think there are sane liberals, but it's this faction of the Trump haters that has just totally fucking lost their mind.
	Anyway, here's one last anecdote, and it's why I hate them so much.
	My son, my youngest son, is taken on mostly of my wife's jeans, and he looks very American Indian.
	He's got this sort of epicanthic folds thing.
	He doesn't look white at all.
	You can tell that most people think he's half Chinese or something.
	There was a birthday party right when the shit hit the fan.
	So let's say November of last year, about a year ago.
	And my little boy, my little five-year-old, was the only one not invited to this party because his dad's a fascist.
	These are these balls, you know, taking up arms and fighting the revolution.
	By the way, sorry, this Amy Siskind is the, she's the leader of the balls.
	Like, she is their Pied Piper.
	She's not just a random example.
	The Pharaoh one was a random example.
	This is their boss.
	This is their gargamel.
	Anyway, sorry.
	So to get back to this random mom who didn't invite my son, and how heartbreaking is this?
	So they all go to this bouncy, like, trampoline thing.
	You play dodgeball Or whatever on like 9 million trampolines.
	It's called a bounce, not bounce you, but it's like that thing.
	And so the next day, all the kids were talking about that awesome birthday party on Friday.
	On Monday, they're all talking about it.
	Now, little kids, they don't really get FOMO.
	So my son was just like, that's weird.
	You were there too?
	Oh, you were there?
	Oh my God, that's so weird that everyone was at that birthday party but me.
	But they don't get sad because, you know, Big Bird was fashioned after a six-year-old.
	He died recently, by the way, the actor in that suit.
	And so they're always like, hey, what's going on?
	So in my little boy's brain, it was sort of like, say, everyone wore a white top, like a white sweater or a white shirt, and you were wearing a red shirt and everyone in class was wearing white.
	And you go, what the hell?
	You two?
	And you're wearing a white sweatshirt.
	Oh, my God, this is nuts.
	He just thought it was kooky.
	And I was, he's sitting there telling me the story and have an empty bud.
	And I'm just sort of like slowly crumpling the bud until it's an apple core with rage.
	Because it's not a coincidence, little guy.
	It's not a coincidence.
	You're dealing with the worst people in the political sphere today.
	Boomer angry woman liberals, these upper class board cunts who will sabotage a children's life in order to punish a Trump supporter because they don't just disagree with you.
	They see you as Hitler and they think by punishing these children, you are preventing World War III.
	And I got to say, I've never felt hate before.
	And I was talking to Zenoa Kinsman.
	This is John Kinsman's wife.
	John Kinsman is in prison for four years for being a Trump supporter due to this type of hysteria, but weaponized by the DNC.
	And his three kids will not see their father for four years.
	Do you have a picture of Zenoa and his kids?
	Yeah, there it is.
	You just passed it.
	Come on, useless Torp.
	So she's got a bun in the oven in this picture.
	Her daughter, Liberty, has since been born.
	But these three kids, one you can't see, but is out now, won't see this guy for four years because of this myth.
	And I was talking, I talked to her every day, and I was saying, I don't know, I've never felt hate before these housewives and the way they will fuck with a kid's life.
	And for the first time ever, I felt bona fide hate, like blood-curdling, fuming hatred.
	They always say hate is an overused word and it's the opposite of love.
	And you know, when you're in love with someone, you love a girl, you think about her all the time, you want to send her Valentine's.
	So hate would be you hate her all the time and you want to send her Schittletines.
	That's how I feel about these women.
	Zenoa and I have truly discovered hate in the era of Trump.
	Hate is on the rise, I guess you could say, because we both fucking hate category 10 more than anything.
	So in a sense, the left is right.
	There is more hate in America since Trump, but it's hatred of you fucking liars.
	I gave you my heart and you made heartbreak.
	You made my heart break.
	Got a little heated at the end there.
	Dads get mad when you mess with the fam.
	My dad.
	Get mad at the guy.
	Not the kids.
	All right, that's it, folks.
	We gave you a lot of content today.
	Let's end with the final video.
	Let's end with this zombie getting chased.
	Sorry.
	It says on my notes, zombie gets chased.
	That's never happened in the history of zombies.
	Nobody chases a zombie.
	No one's chased a zombie.
	This is like suicide by cop type mentality.
	Suicide by zombie you want to be a zombie, I'm not into zombies, but has that ever happened in any of these zombie shows where someone wants to be a zombie?
	It has to be.
	I mean, people want to kill themselves.
	There must be some suicidal people.
	Yeah, they're just about everything in zombie world.
	Has anyone ever fucked a zombie?
	Yeah.
	How do you know?
	Because maybe you're talking to him.
	Oh, man, that plays really shitty.
	Just ruined the whole bit.
	Shows his guts, and then he runs.
	So it's this.
	I've seen this guy before.
	He's severely handicapped.
	He's missing both legs.
	His legs are stubs, and I think he's missing an arm.
	So the way he runs is just, he's pretty fast, too, with his little stubberoos.
	That would scare me.
	I don't know if it would scare me.
	But here's a possibility.
	People live after they've been killed.
	Right?
	Yeah.
	Wait, that doesn't make sense.
	After they've been chopped, like you, you, I've even heard a human head lives for about four seconds after it's chopped off.
	I've heard that too.
	So it's conceivable that a man would be alive after you chopped him in half like that.
	For, I don't know, a minute?
	Maybe?
	Maybe 40 seconds.
	But he wouldn't look that way.
	Well, you don't know.
	Like, you don't know what happened.
	Maybe there's an explosion in the elevator?
	Right, right, right.
	Like a gas explosion?
	Like dust.
	But yeah, I don't think your rational mind would work.
	It's sort of like those dummies that light themselves on fire right by a lake and then they're going to jump in the lake.
	The second you're on fire, your brain stops working.
	And you just stand there screaming in pain.
	That'll be my excuse.
	My brain is always on fire.
	I mean, I'm always on fire.
	You fucked that up.
	You just fucked up a thing talking about how dumb you are.
	I've lied.
	This is how I'll explain why I'm dumb.
	My brain's on fire.
	No, I'm on fire.
	My brain is not.
	That's why I fucked up.
	I'm on fire.
	I don't know.
	Good then.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.
	You make my heart break.
	You make my heart break.
	You make my heart break again.
	I still see your shadows in my room.

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