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Oct. 16, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S02E73 - NO DEBATE

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	Pretty good band.
	Continuous Thunder was the song.
	He just said that.
	Band was Japan Droids from Vancouver.
	They were around the same time Japanther were.
	A lot of Japan puns in the early, not early aughts.
	The 2006, I think they started, 2008.
	Here's the front page of the New York Post today.
	Whole of a way to die.
	Man falls down Manhattan manhole.
	Found two weeks later.
	Mentally ill man.
	This is the real crisis going on in this country.
	Mental illness.
	And we'll talk about that today.
	Also, LeBron James is getting his jersey burned at Hong Kong betrayal.
	What exactly did he say?
	I can look that up.
	He said, a lot of these people protesting in Hong Kong be stupid assholes, which I thought was kind of harsh.
	Yeah.
	He said, a lot of them are tiny, and he goes, I don't like Chinese people on either side.
	They're too tiny.
	They can't play basketball, and their food's gross.
	He said, I like the movie Rush Hour, but only half of it.
	Guess which half?
	I think you know which half.
	That sounds like we're being racist.
	That is how LeBron James talks, and we'll get to that later on in the show.
	Yesterday was a very heavy, philosophical show with a lot of brilliant insight and news.
	And I was making up for the fact that I punished you on Monday with a homeless man who hasn't taken his meds in a very long time.
	By the way, I'm kind of okay with that.
	How should I phrase this?
	I don't really know much about mental illness is one problem.
	I can just see it.
	But as far as cures and solutions go, I'm no expert.
	And it looks like I have a big maxi pad in my pocket square.
	That's got to go down a bit.
	I know that schizophrenics get a lot worse when they don't take their meds, but I've heard that their meds feel like anvils.
	So it's really like a sedative.
	And sometimes you just want to be you.
	You want to be free.
	You want to get fired.
	You want to get in trouble.
	You want the voices to go nuts in your head.
	So let them go nuts.
	Have you found out what he said yet?
	Let me see.
	God, that.
	Oh, we have some other news too.
	But we'll get to that.
	Anyway, it's funny how it was all cool to take a knee when you were shitting on America.
	But when it actually affects your paycheck, all of a sudden all these athletes are standing up and pledging allegiance to old President Zhing Chao.
	Whatever his name is.
	Zianjang.
	How you doing, Ryan?
	Still sucking at your job?
	There's just so many things about criticism of speech, yes, we all do.
	James, say, that's what I type in.
	That can happen.
	I think this is.
	When you're not thinking about others, you're only thinking about yourself.
	So I don't believe, I don't want to get into a word or sentence feud with Daryl, with Daryl Moray, but I believe he wasn't educated on the situation at hand.
	And he spoke.
	And so many people could have been harmed, not only financially, but physically, emotionally, spiritually.
	Just be careful.
	Do you know what he just said?
	He does not want to be talking about it.
	He was talking about that other guy, Daryl Maury's tweet.
	Maury, yeah, who said, we stand with you, Hong Kong.
	So LeBron James criticized him for making that comment.
	And a lot of people could have been hurt by that.
	Not just financially, yes, just financially, but also emotionally.
	What a retard LeBron James is.
	They would be hurt emotionally.
	Imagine being emotionally hurt by the despots in China?
	Are we getting?
	You're worried about President Z being hurt emotionally.
	You're worried about the President of China's feelings?
	You're out of focus.
	Wait, what the flips?
	Oh, yeah, that's weird.
	Oh, because the Mickey.
	Oh.
	I guess you should know this.
	Ryan just gave it away.
	I try to remind myself to look into the camera and not at the monitor.
	And the way I've done that is I taped Mickey Mouse's face to the camera.
	And actually, you know what?
	It'll be kind of a trip.
	Why don't we live on the show, show them what I see?
	Do you see what I see?
	Oh, I see.
	Okay, so I'm going to take this picture, right?
	This is kind of fun, weird, and exciting.
	Remember when I was a little kid, I said, I was starting like a journal.
	I won't call it a diary.
	And I said, disco sucks.
	And then below that, I was maybe like 11.
	I wrote, rock is fun, cool, exciting, and entertaining.
	Sounds like you were the lost stepbrother.
	I also said, Canada is a gay name.
	It should be Azrael.
	Yeah, that's pretty good.
	And the flag sucks.
	It should be, and then with something that was like, I don't know, a gun and a rocket.
	And look, now you're all grown up with a Mickey Mouse sticker.
	And now I'm cool.
	Did you hear what he said about the words and the sentences, by the way?
	No.
	I don't want to get into a word or sentence feud with Daryl.
	I don't want to get into a word or sentence feud.
	So he was trying to find a war of words.
	So he goes, a word, a sentence.
	Go back.
	Let's hear that again.
	Oh, that's great.
	Or sentence.
	I don't want to get into a word, a word or sentence feud with Daryl.
	A sentence feud.
	A word or sentence feud.
	Can I buy a vowel to war with you with?
	Whatever happened to your dad?
	He died in a sentence feud.
	Yeah.
	And by the way, the whole like, President Shang, everything is good.
	We have knockback supporters and we have troops on the streets with shields.
	Oh, good.
	Good news.
	What is the support like with basketball manager?
	Oh, not so good.
	You might be...
	Your emotion and financial might be hurt by this, but...
	You don't get it?
	Well, man.
	1-5.
	All right.
	So we're going to riff.
	We would riff if you were being funny.
	This guy is awesome.
	Just stop, stop, stop.
	I think he's Canadian.
	John Ward is a YouTuber guy, kind of like Black Pigeon Speaks.
	But he was making fun of this Help Center school that LeBron James made.
	And he explains later why it's patently ridiculous.
	But this is Don Lemon kissing LeBron James' ass and interviewing him about his amazing school.
	McGord says opening this school may be the greatest moment of his life.
	For us to be in a position where we can bring like this into fruition.
	For future reference, if you absolutely have to congratulate yourself on national television for opening an educational facility, do not begin your self-promotion with the statement, bring like this into fruition.
	Though this first-degree felony against this into fruition, what expected from someone who campaigned for professional loser Hillary Clinton in Ohio, lost said campaign miserably, and rage-blamed everyone but himself.
	You don't have to go off in a tangent.
	Just sh play him, John Ward.
	At the end of the day, I don't think people was educated.
	Am I saying that the people of Ohio wasn't educated?
	Am I saying that some of the other states that voted for him was uneducated?
	They could have been, or they could not have been.
	Perhaps the takeaway from this is that if you're already skipping half the school year by fourth grade, maybe just go ahead and sit out any conversations that involve education.
	In a minute here, I'm going to demonstrate why anyone with an actual education knows the I Promise school is going to end in tears and how it's anything but a gift to the community.
	But we shouldn't be too hard on LeBron too quickly because to his credit, he has demonstrated that if he keeps working hard on the next eight campaigns, he's bound to win at least three of them.
	And then see stories of kids that's going through the same thing that I went through.
	It even makes it even more of like, yes, we did this.
	This is why we should have did it.
	This is why we should have did it.
	The best part of it.
	I don't want to hear John Ward repeat it.
	I want to hear him say it.
	I should have found the original clip.
	Wow.
	We did this.
	That's going through the same thing.
	And then see stories of kids that's going through the same thing.
	See stories of kids.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	What's he trying to say there?
	Hear stories about kids?
	See kids' stories?
	I don't know.
	See stories of kids.
	That implies it's a sort of unit of measurement.
	That's right.
	Like a flock of seagulls, a story of kids.
	And that I went through, it even makes it even more of like, yes, we did this.
	This is why we should have did it.
	The thing that I went through, yes, we did this.
	LeBron is not popular.
	Or smart.
	Or smart in America.
	He can't speak English.
	If that was someone Chinese, you would go, you're getting there, my friend.
	I'm really impressed.
	And you don't even have a Chinese accent.
	Now, we just have to show you a few things on how verbs work and nouns and stuff like that.
	But besides that, pretty good.
	So I got a bunch of just, I have a million videos I want to get to.
	This is what you see, by the way.
	Oh.
	Yeah, let's show the people what I see.
	Do you understand?
	So I see a monitor behind a TV.
	I could have got the setup that Anthony Kumia has, where you have a camera and a monitor as the same unit.
	So when you look at yourself, you're looking into the camera.
	That was $5,000.
	This was $200 at Best Buy.
	And the Mickey Mouse, I mean, it probably cost me a little bit of printer ink because I printed it out from Google Image.
	And you cut it out?
	The tape I stole from CR-TV.
	Very affordable set.
	Should this be the thumbnail?
	What?
	Oh, yeah.
	Why not?
	That's amazing.
	All right, cool.
	I was buying my wife some lingerie.
	I'm pretty horny these days.
	I don't know if it's the fall.
	I got to say, though, man, at the gym, no more sweat.
	It doesn't smell as bad because not everyone is drenched in sweat.
	And I looked at the weather for the week and I saw a bunch of 60s and I just went, finally, white people weather.
	Finally, no more suffering.
	I guess you, being Puerto Rican and Japanese, don't mind humidity at all.
	Humidity sucks.
	Humidity sucks, but any type of heat, bring it on.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	I was in Vegas wearing a sweater when it was 101 degrees after shooting guns with Paul Bazile last year.
	And I was like, whatevs?
	Why would you wear a sweater in 100 degrees?
	I don't know.
	You didn't feel it.
	It's a dry heat.
	All right.
	So anyway, I'm flipping through.
	And it's weird because you know your wife wants Asian Provocateur and Vivian Westwood and Victoria's Secret, but it doesn't look at all different.
	So I could buy like 5,000 pairs of shoes, high-heel shoes, on Amazon for 30 bucks.
	Or I could buy one pair of Vivian Westwoods or Asian Provocateurs.
	Anyway, I look at a bunch of laundry.
	I got the cheap stuff on Amazon.
	I just explained I'm cheap.
	I mean, she's only going to have it on for like 30 seconds.
	It's not like she lounges around all day.
	Can you imagine what it was like in the 50s where women were wearing thigh-high stockings and garter belts just as their normal day-to-day wear with those stockings that have the line down the back and stilettos like this just as she's like cooking with an apron on.
	Can you imagine?
	No wonder they had so many kids.
	I would be ravishing her 24 hours a day.
	And also, guys at home who don't have kids, why the hell is your girlfriend not naked?
	I look back at this and I have no answer.
	I don't understand what I was thinking.
	I should have had a bucket by the front door where when my girlfriend comes over, she puts her clothes in the bucket.
	If you want to go out, you can get your clothes out of the bucket.
	But when you're in my home, you're nude.
	That's pretty good.
	Why are not 100% of girls nude?
	I mean, maybe if you have big bay windows, I understand, out onto the street, but most of you don't.
	You're in apartments.
	Your wife should be nude.
	I have a rule.
	Maybe socks.
	Nudity or no foodity.
	Yeah.
	You don't get to eat, bitch.
	Oh, you can't have a body of this poutine until you drop them drawls.
	Hell of a thing to win.
	That's a good picture of how they dressed back then.
	I don't believe that with those shoes.
	That looks fake.
	Yeah.
	Maybe it is.
	I mean, also, I don't know if this is true.
	In the ads, they're wearing high-heeled shoes in vacuuming, but they're in an ad.
	I don't know what the norm was if you were just like to throw a dart at Brooklyn in 1955.
	No, not Brooklyn.
	That's two working claws.
	Westchester.
	Like on Mad Men.
	I bet Mad Men was accurate.
	All those wives are wearing white little gloves.
	Imagine your wife touching your genitalia with white gloves on?
	It would be so sinful.
	Oh, that must have been fun.
	Yeah, no wonder you have 11 kids.
	Geesh.
	Pre-sweatpants, no flip-flops.
	Oh, I want to get to some letters.
	Whoa, whoa.
	What?
	Oh, my stars.
	How can you be gay?
	That's redunk.
	Although I don't like their shoes.
	So anyway, as I'm browsing through, sometimes you're browsing through looking for stuff to buy, and I saw this picture where my mouth hit the floor.
	I went, oh my, this is coveting, right?
	This is a sin.
	This is shopping.
	Oh, my.
	How is this a sin?
	God made her.
	I'm not setting out to find this girl.
	I don't want to take her out for drinks.
	So how is this different than a painting in the Louvre?
	I feel like, God, I have a bone to pick with you.
	I don't consider this a sin.
	I'm not lusting.
	I'm not masturbating.
	I don't have an erection.
	I'm just like, holy shit.
	What a beautiful specimen.
	Go back to her.
	Why are you showing me while I'm talking about possibly, outside of my wife, the most beautiful woman on the earth?
	It's like a Pocahontas.
	Look at that thing.
	Are those fake tits?
	Why would a 10 get faked?
	I don't know if there's a fake tits if they're just pushed up.
	Or maybe those are what fake tits are trying to be.
	Ah.
	But if you go down, you can see her in several different outfits.
	What the hell is that?
	I just want to show this to a gay dude and say, are you out of your mind?
	That is bernoculars.
	That is like, that can cure homosexuality.
	Let's make, print these out on flyers and throw them from a helicopter above the West Village.
	Oh, and for no reason at all.
	Also, that Miami Uncensored documentary is coming out soon.
	For no reason at all, this doesn't remind me of anybody in that that looks similarly delectable.
	What are you talking about?
	We saw a chick that looks similarly delectable in that Miami thing.
	Oh my god, look at that.
	Wait, go back.
	Stop.
	What the hell is that?
	Oh, my.
	Oh, my mother of God.
	Oh, that's blasphemy, right?
	What the hell?
	What the hell?
	Look at the prices here, by the way.
	My wife would love that.
	Just the thong.
	Not the dress, right?
	That's $250?
	Oh, no, no.
	Don't wreck it.
	Don't wreck it.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Are you showing them all?
	Yeah.
	Big size?
	Is it like when your dad spits out the expensive beer?
	Like, you'd see that that's $250 as you're taking that off of her and you're like, you just leave the room?
	Oh, my lord.
	That's ridiculous.
	That's the kind of girl where if your friend shows up with her, you just go, hi.
	I thought of that as a funny curb your enthusiasm episode.
	So Larry has this friend that he thinks he's superior to.
	Are you staring at her nipples?
	I'm trying to see if they're there.
	They're not.
	And the friend is really sycophantic to Larry.
	Actually, Larry David wouldn't be good for this because he's so ugly.
	It's hard to think anyone would look up to him.
	But anyway, the guy thinks he's way better than this person, and the person's an ugly little George Costanza type.
	And then he finally agrees, I'm going to go over to his house.
	He invited me over for dinner.
	And then you make the wife, that woman we just saw.
	And the Larry David character realizes that this loser is actually married to the hottest woman on earth.
	That wasn't a very good pitch, but I think it's an amusing concept.
	If we were a news show, we'd be talking about the Democratic debate, which I did with Anthony Cumia on his live stream last night.
	Jeff Leach was there.
	I don't like Jeff Leach.
	I didn't at first either.
	Look up Jeff Leach Terry Richardson.
	Okay.
	Terry Richardson is a friend of mine.
	And he was rumored to have molested this woman named Jamie Peck.
	And yeah.
	So he didn't.
	And when New York Magazine did a cover story on it, they noticed that in the pictures of Jamie Peck, she's got like 13 different hairstyles.
	So they go back to her and they go, you say you were basically raped, but you have, it looks like you kept going back there.
	It looks like many years went by with you going back and back and back.
	And then she hangs up the phone.
	This is all in the article.
	Then calls back and says, that's actually proof I was molested because the fact that I don't remember going back and back to him all those times shows I was so traumatized I had amnesia.
	So a total fraud.
	But anyway, it gains traction in the Me Too.
	This is pre-Me Too, but it gains traction.
	And the next thing you know, his income is cut by 75%.
	He went from making about $10 million a year to $3 million a year.
	Oh, poor baby.
	Fuck you.
	People lost their jobs.
	An entire company was shut down because of this lie.
	And I remember H ⁇ M, he had a quarter of a million dollar contract with H ⁇ M. And some woman, an 18-year-old from England, tweets H ⁇ M and goes, oh, I really hope you're not working with a rape apologist.
	Are you a rape apologist?
	And H ⁇ M just goes, no, fuck no, he's fired.
	And his business just went boom, closed his studio, lives in upstate New York now, all because of lies.
	And this is why I tweeted out, every guy I know involved in a domestic was the result of some cunt trying to ruin his life.
	And I was, that sounds really offensive and horrible, but it's just a fact.
	Dove Charney, Anthony Kumia, Terry Richardson, lives flushed down the toilet, business is ruined.
	Well, Cumia's life wasn't flushed down the toilet, but a great gig was lost because of lies about domestic abuse.
	Actually, no, Kumia's business wasn't really affected by that, but he did lose a year of his life and $200,000.
	And the right to own guns for a little bit.
	Yeah, and he had to go to some bullshit rehab and anger management, blah, blah, blah.
	Anyway, it was devastating.
	And that's why I said that.
	So to see Jeff Leach get on the cuck train and assume that Terry's guilty is just like such a shitty thing to do.
	He's virtue signaling.
	I don't like British people.
	Hey, ma'am.
	What's it like to be an absolute creep?
	Hey, man.
	What's it like to be an absolute creep?
	Hey, ma'am.
	What's it like to be an absolute creep?
	Yeah.
	That's Jeff Leach taking the Me Too side and castigating Terry Richardson.
	You know, he's starting to get a little more red-pilled, but I remember he was on Anthony's show about two years ago.
	Show that.
	Why are you looking at pictures talking while you're not showing anything to people at home?
	This is not you watching TV, my friend.
	You are the TV.
	Well, alright, so there's a picture of him, the guy I'm talking about.
	And he sucked, and now he doesn't suck as much.
	He was really cancer.
	He would go on to Anthony's show to be like, look, I've been on his show, and I like showed him up a bit.
	I said, hey, Anthony, don't you think racism's kind of shitty, mate?
	He was shitty towards him.
	And I was like, who the fuck is this guy?
	So why is he back?
	Because he's come around to such a point where like...
	No, thank you.
	It's funny to see him change his beliefs on things.
	Shut up, penis face.
	You want to see some horny heels while we're being perverts?
	Yeah.
	Am I getting blurry again?
	No.
	Look up Agent Provocateur Zipper Heels.
	God, he's slow.
	I mean, I'm not sure.
	You had to find that before you said that.
	I typed an entire thing.
	upper heels.
	Uh, Z...
	Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh...
	Yeah, there they are.
	Just click on those.
	Imagine your wife and those puppies?
	Or are you- your generation isn't into shoes like my generation is, right?
	I like you.
	Where?
	Where are you?
	Wait, why are you hopping all over the place?
	Those aren't them?
	You just saw the types of shoes they are.
	No, they're not those, although those are great too.
	Wait, where are you leaving them?
	Go back!
	You had them!
	You don't remember what they looked like one second ago?
	There you go.
	Wait.
	That's the same thing.
	Oh.
	Yeah, they're just a different angle.
	Like those.
	So they have a zipper around them, but they're not functional.
	The functional has a zipper around them.
	No, of course it's not functional.
	What?
	You're going to zip your pants in them?
	That seems so uncomfortable for a lady to wear.
	Nah.
	You got metal all on your leg?
	Should we be talking about the Dem debates?
	I just see it as such a misfit island of fucking losers.
	Dumb losers.
	And I was saying this on Anthony's show last night.
	If the Dems want to win, you have to do policy.
	You have to talk about health care.
	That's our Achilles heel.
	You have to talk about the fact that there's no wall.
	You have to talk about infrastructure.
	Those are all smart things.
	Lowering taxes would be good.
	The fact that Trump raised taxes for a lot of people like me, that would be good.
	Talk about that.
	But no, they get on this AOC alt-left shit and talk about racism and trans and all these dumb topics that are just ostracizing the Midwest.
	So go ahead.
	I don't fucking care.
	Ruin your own party.
	But while this is 1-2, while this was going on, you might have to play an ad first, so I'll keep talking.
	1-2.
	Okay.
	Why are you going down?
	1-2 would be at the top.
	Right?
	I zoned out.
	You zoned out.
	You zoned...
	You're officially Limesy.
	I forgot.
	We haven't talked about this yet.
	Yeah, I'm officially Limes.
	Well, show your face.
	Okay.
	God, I really have to coach you through this.
	Welcome to the live internship of Ryan Katsi Rivera.
	Ryan Rivera has Lyme, or as he puts it, Lymes.
	Ryan has Lymes.
	Ryan.
	That's why he was stretching all the fucking time.
	That's why he naps 10 times a day.
	My back does hurt a lot.
	My neck is stiff.
	That's why he's always logy and slow and confused.
	He's loggy.
	He does shit like adjusts his hair 6,000 times a day.
	This is perfect.
	This is ideal for me.
	I don't care.
	So show your medication.
	What's it called?
	It's in the other room.
	Go get it.
	Okay.
	I think I'm going in and out of focus this episode.
	Yeah.
	No?
	No, we're Good.
	Yeah, he got his blood results back.
	He has Lyme.
	He didn't ask the doctor any questions.
	I would have 10,000 questions: like, what about that thing where if you've had it too much, like Kathleen Hannah does, it's irreversible?
	Don't you have to nip it in the bud?
	How will I know that this worked?
	How long do I take these for?
	What's the success rate?
	Have I done permanent damage?
	I've heard about neurological issues with Lyme.
	I would ask him about the conspiracy theory that the government created it.
	Yeah, I looked up a lot of stuff on my own before that, but I should have asked him about the medicine itself.
	It's amoxicillin.
	Which is just a strong antibiotic.
	Is that the word I'm looking for?
	Yeah, antibiotic.
	Antibiotic.
	Antibiotic?
	Is that her name?
	I think I did that on purpose.
	May cause diarrhea.
	So.
	Wait, look, I'm blurry there.
	I caught me being blurry for a second.
	All right.
	So, what really matters about the, of course, you know, we had Corey Booker saying that attacking Biden is attacking a statesman.
	And Bernie Sanders saying I'm healthy.
	And apparently Pete Buttigig had the best night he's ever had.
	There's no way.
	You think a first lady is going to be in the White House that has a penis besides Michelle Obama?
	Like, do you think that Middle America is okay with the president and his husband 69ing each other in the White House?
	We're okay with gays.
	The whole idea of like fag-bashing is 30, 40, 50 years old.
	But people are still kind of freaked out by it.
	They don't want to prohibit anyone from doing anything.
	What you do in the privacy of your own bedroom is your own business.
	But it's kind of our business when it's our White House.
	And the president has just received a blowjob from a guy who has stubble when he's on the podium.
	Like he just had jizz on his face that he washed off and he's now talking to America.
	That, no.
	New rule, the president can't be jizzed on.
	Okay.
	An FYI.
	That's my Bill of Martin.
	I dare a motherfucker to come in my face.
	Oh, yeah.
	Callback.
	So, Tulsi Gabbard, I think, is the most attractive woman in the history of American politics.
	There's some doozies over in the Netherlands, but this woman is my type in the ultimate nut shell.
	I find her just as attractive as that model we started the show with.
	And I love her pock marks.
	Just two days ago, the New York Times put out an article saying that I'm a Russian asset apologist and all these different smears.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	We don't need to see Syria get back to Tulsi.
	No, it's going to get back to Tulsi.
	Smoke show.
	I want to see her say Russian ass all over again.
	Yeah, just isolate to this routine change more.
	Just two days ago, the New York Times put out a call saying that I'm a Russian white blazers, too.
	Just to get a little gay for a second.
	That's a fun look.
	She's saying it.
	Is she wearing white slats?
	Russian ass.
	I bet she doesn't have a very nice ass.
	Nah, probably not.
	I'm a Russian ass.
	It's so fun.
	I'm a Russian ass.
	Sad news.
	Let's just go through the news.
	I have a few news items.
	We didn't get to this yesterday, but Michelle was speaking at a conservative event, Michelle Malkin.
	And this is 1-3.
	And the SPLC and the ADL said, don't host her.
	And the conservatives said, okay, SPLC, we won't.
	Mar-a-Lago cancels Michelle Malkin's speech at Act for America event after the SPLC and the ADL complained.
	That's crazy.
	This is like what I said when I got fired from CRTV.
	Could we be bigger pussies on the right, please?
	I mean, if I had an employee, Ryan Katzi Rivera, if I got a letter from some Antifa about him saying he was at Charlottesville or some bullshit, I would just go, mind your own fucking business.
	Like even in my neighborhood, it's funny how Antifa postered my neighborhood, my kids' school, put signs everywhere.
	And then the local housewives were like, okay, we'll take it from here, Antifa.
	And then they start terrorizing my wife and vandalizing my car and ostracizing my kids.
	And you think, I get the Antifa part.
	That's their job.
	But the fact that housewives are so eager to go, yeah, yeah, with no research, I'll just swallow all your propaganda and continue the fight.
	I'll get back to you and how it's going.
	It's exactly like a more conservative town, like say Darien, Connecticut, getting a memo from the alt-right that say, this guy's a Jew lover and this guy's a race mixer.
	And the local conservatives' housewives going, okay, alt-right, thanks for the update.
	We'll get on that, terrorizing them.
	We don't want commies or race mixers in our town.
	Obviously, that is unfathomable when you reverse it, but it's happening in real life.
	That was Roger L's favorite trick, by the way.
	You just take any situation and reverse it.
	So what if it was a black guy who shot a white person?
	Would there be the same kind of rigamarole?
	Anyway, what is Michelle saying about it?
	Or black power.
	That alone.
	Yeah.
	Unspeakable.
	White Panther.
	He lives in Norway in this perfect community with no black people.
	Well, the argument is that everything else is white panther.
	Now we've got a black panther.
	Like, no, not really.
	No, there's black people in Superman's life.
	There's no white people in Black Panther's life.
	Yes.
	He lives in a black ethno-state.
	Anyway, sorry, what'd you say?
	The hate list includes Christians, Jews, Muslims.
	Yeah, that's what Candice Owens was saying, by the way, when we did the free speech with her and Cornell West.
	She goes, we were explaining to him that the SPLC and the ADL are jokes.
	And he's like, really?
	The ADL, my brother?
	And I go, yeah, Cornell, they're the laughingstock.
	And then Candice Owens says, I'm on the ADL's hate list as a racist.
	Candace Owens a white supremacist.
	Do you like our new little sign, by the way?
	FreeSpeech.tv?
	Oh, hell yeah.
	Look at that.
	Isn't that pretty?
	That's wood.
	It doesn't really show on camera.
	The guy who made that is very proud of it, and he should be.
	It's awesome.
	And he's been waiting for us to put that up.
	He sent in strips and everything.
	He made a Clown World clock.
	That's right.
	I totally forgot about that.
	Yeah.
	Do you have that?
	No, I don't know if he's going to send that out.
	No, a picture.
	It would take me a while to find it, but it's on my Instagram thing.
	Yeah, I got it here on my phone.
	Yeah, his name's Chris, and he's quite great.
	Quite great, frankly.
	There's a lot of things that aren't quite great, but frankly, he does make some work that is some of the greatest.
	Well, let me search him.
	Are you not allowed to say his name on the air?
	That I'm not sure, but he said we could promote OWW Laser.
	That's Ow Laser.
	That's the woodworking company that he works for.
	Okay, I can't find it.
	Cloud World.
	Yeah, see if you can find it.
	So yeah, sorry.
	That's just a great example of what pussies we are.
	But more important news, another cop, MIPD cop, just killed himself.
	This is De Blasio's New York.
	This is how Charlene McRae, his wife, thrives.
	She doesn't even take his last name.
	He doesn't even take his last name.
	She thrives by liberating the homeless and making their plight so terrible that we're finally talking about mental illness.
	And she also, her and her husband, helped foster a culture where cops are human garbage.
	Fuck the police is now a municipal policy here in New York City.
	And, you know, they say the left just sees some guys getting water pistoled or having a bit of water thrown on them on a hot day.
	They don't understand what that symbolizes.
	It symbolizes a city that has become totally disconnected from the people that are protecting them on a day-to-day.
	Protect them?
	You mean shooting them in the streets?
	No, dude.
	Not shooting them in the streets.
	Black people are shooting black people in the streets.
	I think we have about one a day in New York.
	Black man murdered by a black man.
	There's about 19 nationwide.
	There's probably about six to ten cases of police killing black people.
	And they say unarmed, but it could be unarmed.
	They could be driving a car.
	They could have just had a gun.
	They could be going for your gun.
	Undermed doesn't mean walking down the street whistling.
	If you want to find examples of black people being shot just walking down the street whistling, then check in on South Central Los Angeles and the Hispanic gangs that are murdering black people just because they're black.
	Zero media coverage of this because it doesn't fit the narrative.
	In other words, they don't give a shit about black people.
	They see black people as silly little pawns they can move around a chessboard.
	They don't want to get them off welfare.
	Wow, that is cool.
	It's amazing.
	I want it.
	Yeah, for sure.
	This should be mine.
	I deserve that.
	This is like when my brother would start dating.
	I grew up bullied big brother.
	So he'd have a Snickers bar and I'd just take it out of his hand and start eating it.
	And he'd be like, oh, you're a dick.
	And then he would bring home these super hot girls.
	And part of my brain would just be like, I'm taking that.
	Like my brain said, hey, you know how you took the Snickers bar?
	Take that hot chick.
	And then I realized, I can't, I'm not Uday Hussein.
	I can't just have women that I find attractive because my brother has them.
	And then he beat the shit out of me, and the bullying slowed down quite a bit after he put me in a headlock and I almost passed out.
	He's a big boy.
	Also this.
	Yeah.
	Little mini one.
	So I don't know, man.
	The solution is to glorify the police.
	One trick, though, you could do with police, I don't think they should be giving out tickets.
	We used to have a thing in New York City called the Brownies.
	And of course, the left shut it down because they said it's like the brown shirts.
	You got Hitler Youth.
	But they did tend to be black because it was a job you got that sucked.
	You'd work your way up to a cop.
	So they looked like UPS guys.
	It was black guys in brown shirts.
	And they did all the tickets.
	So the animosity was focused there.
	And that's the way it should be.
	Oh, you think the animosity should be focused on blocks?
	Who is this asshole in my head who keeps giving these ridiculous Miles McInnes arguments?
	You keep the ticket stuff there.
	So when people see cops, it's not to give them a fine or to chastise them for doing a U-turn or for speeding.
	Even like this guy speeding, the shirt should be a different color.
	It should be like white.
	So when you see the guys with the white, you go, oh, great, a ticket.
	When you see the guys in the blue, you go, oh, someone to save my life.
	But we don't care enough about cops.
	I was talking to an old cop the other day about all this.
	And he said, I didn't know this.
	He said the girl in her house who was shot was pointing a gun at the cop.
	Her nephew said.
	Oh, shit.
	And it's weird because he said, show me your hands.
	And she was just scared, right?
	And so she pointed a gun at him.
	I think she might have been on drugs.
	The door was open.
	The house was a disgusting mess.
	This, by the way, is 1-7.
	Okay.
	The house looked like it had been ransacked because she was such a fucking slob.
	Oh, this is on BuzzFeed, too.
	Yeah, so you know who's true.
	Wow.
	You know it's true.
	They did not want to post that.
	They reluctantly posted this.
	The woman killed by Fort Worth Cobner when had pointed a gun out the window, her nephew said.
	Although, I got to say, we're pro-cop here.
	But if someone's pointing a gun at you in an open field, you say, show me your hand, she doesn't, you got to kill them.
	But in a house, can't you just get out of the way?
	There's a wall there.
	Can't you get out of the way and call for backup or roll up with your cruiser and have the headlights pointed in and say, this is Minneapolis police.
	Open the window.
	Are you okay?
	What's going on in there?
	Although, as I said yesterday, in a culture where you tell the media and black people and everyone again and again and again that they're being hunted, then they're scared in their home.
	So it's ironic because the clip we showed Yesterday, and I'm repeating myself.
	Stop looking at shit and not showing the viewers, dude.
	You're not watching TV here.
	You're sitting here looking at a picture of her.
	No, I'm reading.
	Amusing yourself.
	I wanted to see if they mentioned the fact that he didn't announce himself as a police officer or something like that.
	That was the contention before the gun thing came up.
	And these are just pictures of the video that we showed yesterday, so they're not very entertaining.
	They're better than me.
	No, they're not.
	Yes, they are.
	When you watch Fox News, they just have loops playing of rioters.
	Again, same footage.
	You want to color up the screen here.
	This could just be a podcast otherwise.
	As I said yesterday, the problem with this, the ABC News thing is they go, officer responded to a wellness check and then shot the girl.
	So the implication with that timeline is just like, anyone there?
	Oh, no, there was a huge span of time.
	So the irony is that that ABC reporting is exactly the kind of reporting that got that woman killed.
	They are murdering black people with this false narrative.
	By painting an America that wants them dead, you are making them more likely to be reckless.
	And when criminals have a gun and a cop says, put it down, they think, well, he's going to kill me anyway.
	Might as well go into Blaze of Glory.
	So when I criticize the media for treating cops the way they do, I'm actually saving black lives.
	Black lives matter to me.
	Black lives don't matter to the media.
	Clicks matter to the media.
	See why I didn't want to get all heavy?
	All right.
	This thing is going around and it is gorgeous.
	Now let's have some fun.
	We got the heavy shit out of the way.
	I just want to look at stupid videos now.
	Deal?
	Done.
	And then the mailbag.
	Just stupid shit.
	True.
	True, Dat.
	Troop.
	So this one it.
	No, not that one.
	The one I sent you late and said this one's way better.
	Oh.
	Okay.
	Got it.
	Long, long time.
	Okay.
	This one I like because this is the one they put out.
	Just pause.
	So this, this own thing, I don't know.
	It's on Oprah's Network.
	And this particular panel is called Black Women Own the Conversation.
	And Black Women All Get Together and Talk.
	And guess what happens when Black Women All Get Together and Talk?
	Black women are awesome and they are victims and everyone's out to get them.
	And even their obesity is not their fault.
	And guess whose fault it is?
	Donald Trump.
	Most of these fat pigs you see here look like Victoria's Secret models in 2016.
	And the day Trump became president, America was so racist that they got stressed out and had to start stuffing their faces.
	So I guess skinny black women have much more fortitude than fat black women.
	Is that what she's saying?
	Including the skinny woman on the stage?
	Okay, go ahead.
	I hate when people talk about black women being obese.
	I hate it.
	Because it would go away to blame us for a set of conditions that we didn't create.
	If there's, just pause.
	If there's one thing you're in control of, it's your weight.
	You know what boxers do?
	They'll put on 16 pounds in four hours.
	You know how they do that?
	They dehydrate themselves up until the weigh-in.
	So they eat almost nothing for three days.
	The one trick they do is they chug water and then like a gallon and a half.
	And then they start drinking less and less water, but the body still thinks it's got to get rid of a gallon and a half.
	So they dehydrate themselves.
	They get down to whatever it is for welterweight, like 135.
	On the weigh-in, they're in there, 134.9.
	They make it.
	And then the second they step off the scales, they eat like a pig, go to McDonald's, and boom, they'll put on 16 pounds in a matter of hours.
	You can do whatever you want to your weight.
	Look at all these actors who get fat and skinny for roles.
	Here's a secret diet.
	You ready for this?
	The most effective diet in the world.
	It's a new diet I invented.
	It's called burn more calories than you take in.
	You want to lose weight?
	Okay.
	Only eat when you're hungry and stop eating when you're not hungry.
	People are eating just because it's lunch, because it's a designated time.
	They're not hungry.
	Then they stuff their faces.
	And as Amy Schumer said at Thanksgiving and stuff, we would eat until our stomachs hurt.
	You just keep, I see you.
	You keep stuffing it in, stuffing it in your face.
	You're not remotely hungry anymore, but you just want to finish your plate.
	Don't finish your plate.
	Oh yeah, that was the Machina.
	What's he got?
	Oh, he's not, he has white privilege, so he's not stressed out.
	Anyway, go back to that woman who hates being called fat.
	We are living in the Trump era.
	Just pause.
	Isn't that amazing?
	This isn't a Breitbart's take.
	This is their take.
	They are living in the Trump era.
	That's why they're fat.
	In unison, they all say money.
	Oh, yeah.
	Those policies kill our people.
	You can't get access to good health care, good insurance.
	The research says that black women, when we do the same doctor.
	Why does good health care make you skinny?
	You mean gastric bypass surgery?
	That's for people that weigh 500 pounds.
	Why does a doctor prevent you from being fat?
	And as far as access to good food, go try opening a Whole Foods in East New York.
	Go try having an organic farm-to-table restaurant in East New York.
	You'll go bankrupt.
	Look at Harlem.
	It's all chains.
	All their cute little Jamaican shops, their cultural shops, their African food.
	That's all gone.
	Color is gone from Harlem because the youngsters, the locals, they want shit food.
	They want Popeyes, Taco Bell, McDonald's.
	So the market corresponds with that.
	The market does what the market's told to do.
	And the market in black neighborhoods is shitty fast food.
	And here's another thing.
	You remember in the movie Supersize Me?
	He interviews these kids and he's talking about how deadly fast food is.
	And then he has these kids Who only eat at McDonald's?
	Their mothers just give them money for McDonald's.
	They're in the hood and they ate it day, breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
	And they all had six packs.
	So, if there is a genetic stereotype you could make about African Americans, I would wager that they're better at digesting food than white people, that they have a higher metabolism and can tolerate fat and grease and sugar more than white people.
	That's just a guess.
	But they seem to be better at bodybuilding and have broader shoulders and they seem to be more prone to athletics than us.
	Ever seen professional sports?
	But no, the stress of racism makes women fat, and Trump is making them extra fat.
	This is like that woman who tried to sue McDonald's for making her fat.
	Anyway, go ahead.
	As white women, we lose less weight and we lose it slower.
	And what public health practitioners think is that our stress responses in the body change our metabolism.
	Stress makes you metabolize more.
	When those guys first started their trial and I was trying to get the Proud Boys and I was trying to get them lawyers and we saw the charges just go up and up and up, it was one of the worst months of my life, October of last year, and I lost about 15 pounds.
	I couldn't eat.
	Food didn't stay in my mouth because I was so fucking stressed out.
	Who gets fat from stress?
	You have to remind yourself to eat when you're stressed out.
	Go to a children's hospital and talk to the parents there.
	They're not stuffing their faces with burritos while their kid gets chemo.
	They haven't eaten in days.
	What is she talking about?
	And here's another thing.
	This is somewhat controversial, so hold on to your hats.
	This is how you say potentially racist things.
	Now, you put your hands up.
	Hands up.
	Don't pillory.
	I remember hearing many years ago this study that said blacks do less drugs than whites, yet go to jail for drugs at an alarmingly high rate.
	The study showed blacks doing less drugs than whites because they weren't being honest in the survey.
	So the way they found this out was they plucked hair, plucked a hair out, analyzed the hair, and they realized that no, African-American people of color were doing drugs more than white people.
	And it was related to incarceration rates.
	It looked about similar, right?
	Three times as much drugs, three times as much drug crimes.
	Not that we're for the drug war.
	We want legalization of everything, even heroin.
	It's just that they were lying.
	So in this study this woman's talking about, assuming it's true, it's conceivable that the black women were losing less weight on the same diet because they weren't being honest in the survey.
	That's conceivable.
	Hands up.
	It's literally that the racism that you're experiencing and the struggle to make ends meet actually means the diet don't work for you.
	She can't help but say meat.
	I'm with you.
	But I think it's also really good.
	One thing the Hodge twins were saying about this is she just said that white people are genetically superior to black people because she said their bodies react to diets better.
	Meanwhile, look at every marathon.
	Black people respond to food and exercise, it seems, much better than whites.
	Like if stress is making them so fat, why are they so successful in sports?
	Yeah, just default six packs.
	And also, speaking of white women being better than black women, according to this woman, isn't she saying that every skinny person in that room has more fortitude and character and strength, mental strength than she does?
	Yeah, then why is she talking to this?
	Yeah, you're right.
	What she's just saying.
	Her argument is saying that the fatter you are, the weaker you are.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	So she's insulting fat people.
	You know what this goes back to?
	This goes back to that video where they dressed up fat people as various Disney princesses.
	See if you can find that.
	And we're watching it going, wait a minute, the meanest frat in the history of sexism would not do this to fat chicks.
	They are so mean to themselves because they're so retarded.
	They're so bad at justice that they end up making things worse for themselves.
	Because when she's made into like the little mermaid or Cinderella, it's this big fat tub with like a Cinderella mask just like, hi, I'm Cinderella.
	And you're just a pig with lipstick.
	So it's mean because the last thing she looks like is Cinderella.
	What are you showing us here?
	No, that's not it.
	It was like a, don't show me doing your job, please.
	It was a thing like we dressed up plus size or whatever the word they use now.
	I think it fat or big girls.
	I think they use fat now.
	I think like the way rappers use the n-word, they call themselves, I'm fat.
	But it was a makeover where they dressed them up as Disney characters.
	Is it?
	Plus size Halloween haul.
	No, this is not it, dummy.
	And she's not that fat.
	That's my kind of fat, actually.
	That?
	Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
	What the hell's happening there?
	Look at that.
	Like, go back.
	Did you see that bulb coming out?
	Look at that.
	It's like she has a boner.
	She has a fat boner.
	It's a phoner.
	It's a phoner.
	What the hell is can I rest my drink on that?
	Wow.
	You're dying.
	And yeah, like, imagine a frat dressed up a fat girl like that and said, hey, everyone, look, it's Cinderella, the belle of the pole.
	She's dressed as Snow White.
	Oh, wait, that's no wait.
	That was the...
	laughter
	I know.
	Women ruin everything.
	That's my new motto.
	That should be a t-shirt.
	We have to rename all the T-Man Women Haters Club.
	In my little community in Westchester, the mayor's a woman, and she came up with a great idea.
	The plastic bags that you use to clean up leaves are bad for the environment.
	So what we're going to do is we're going to rake them over to one pile, right, at the bottom of your lawn.
	Just put your leaves in a pile.
	Then I'm going to have a man come by in a big leaf vacuum machine, and he's going to suck up all the leaves, like that's not using a ton of gas.
	He's going to suck up all the leaves, and then they'll go, I guess they'd still go into a bag.
	What's the matter with a bag?
	Anyway, also, Home Depot has paper leaf bags that are tough that you can put leaves in and twigs and stuff.
	And they'll all decompose the same.
	So that'll suck up the leaves and everyone will be happy.
	And then the earth will be restored.
	And Mother Nature will say, thank you, female.
	What happens?
	Well, obviously, the illegals who are cleaning up the leaves, they throw in some twigs with that.
	It gets caught in this vacuum thing.
	We've got to retire the vacuum trucks.
	They don't work.
	It's a little golf cart with like a wagon on the back.
	It's such a primitive concept.
	You'd expect it from medieval England, the year 500 AD.
	So, but they don't give up on the idea.
	So the illegals take leaf blowers.
	So there's constant gas, leaf blowers all day, every day.
	They blow them into a pile, right?
	And then she goes, well, how are they going to pick up those leaves now?
	I know, will buy a giant tractor that's as big as your apartment.
	Like the guy sitting in it is, you look at him, hey man, what's going on up there?
	This massive tractor that has a big iron plate that's literally, could easily pick up a car.
	So it's got an iron plate with two sort of calipers that go around either side, like a beetle.
	So the iron plate goes gong, scrapes up the road, goes under this little pile of leaves, and then the calipers go.
	And then another big truck, beep, beep, beep.
	Another huge truck comes, reverses, and then he, gong, gong, gung, drops the iron plate, and this bundle of leaves falls in.
	It is the same amount of hardware you would need to pick up junked cars and drive them away.
	I'm not exaggerating.
	And they use that for leaves.
	All to save the environment.
	This is socialism in a nutshell.
	This is the way a disproportionate number of female rulers rule their areas with good intentions.
	The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
	And they start with a good concept and then just sort of stick to it until they have a total piece of shit of a concept that is way worse for the environment than plan A. Here's plan A. Get a rake, rake up the leaves, put them in the paper bag, then the trucks pick them up.
	Boom, the end.
	Did I also mention, by the way, the leaf blowers will blow the leaves into a pile and then the big giant machines, they don't come round enough, so the leaves will blow away.
	So they re-blow the same leaves maybe 50 times.
	And it's a biohazard when you have wet leaves, just if it rains or something like that.
	You got a big old wet leaf mulch patch, which is a biohazard.
	Well, not a biohazard, but it causes bacteria and it causes bacteria to grow.
	Isn't that the perfect environment for like flies to spawn?
	Gross things.
	Gross things.
	Yeah, they're like damp, moist, dark leaves.
	Maybe that's another t-shirt, Detective Shitty.
	And it has you, it says Detective Shitty, it's your face, you have a Sherlock Holmes hat and a pipe.
	And you're just like, wet leaves?
	Well, that's where flies come from, boys.
	Yeah.
	No, flies come from shit.
	And wet leaves are not wet for very long.
	We're not in Scotland.
	They dry right up.
	You want to name these with me?
	The not so little mermaid.
	Okay.
	The big mermaid.
	That's.
	Wow.
	See what I mean?
	Original name is that?
	Jasmine is the original name.
	That's a tough one.
	We'll go back to it.
	If Disney princesses were fat, they'd be gross.
	Like this.
	If Disney princesses were fat, this is what they'd look like.
	Fat tubs of shit who can't do up their dress.
	Is this the one that was trans?
	No.
	Is that her?
	I don't know.
	It looks like the trans one that we covered the other day.
	No, I don't think it is.
	Okay.
	You got the same face.
	Let's see what she's saying.
	I mean, it's going to be like two of us.
	Is there a weight limit on this thing?
	Because there's going to be like two of us.
	I'd only be for one of us.
	I'm not fat people who're funny.
	Maybe jolly is the word.
	Yeah.
	Oh my god.
	Imagine her friends kissing her ass about this.
	I saw what you did, Donna.
	It was a scream.
	I'm dying.
	Here, turn it up.
	I just outgrown my fins a little.
	I'm sorry, Kirpet.
	I weigh more than I look.
	Oh my gosh, my boyfriend eats way more than me.
	I'm barely compared to him.
	Very godmother, it's beautiful, but um, can I get a little light bow here?
	Chin?
	I'm just depressed.
	Picking someone's short boyfriend's in the dryer.
	Oh my god, her poor husband's busting his ass all day, and this is what she does at him.
	What am I supposed to do to happen?
	You need to be breeding, cooking, and cleaning.
	The black of the very fat of the princess.
	That was pretty cool.
	All right, let's have some fun.
	Shall we?
	Sure.
	Ryan broke up with a girl recently, and he wouldn't tell me why they broke up.
	And I was really confused by it until I came by his house the other day, and I saw his girlfriend outside screaming at him on the phone.
	Two, three.
	And I quickly learned what happened with their relationship.
	We could just not show this also.
	No, Ryan.
	It's important that people know what they're getting into if they date you.
	All right.
	I just want to say, you know, don't believe all women.
	Your feet is so small.
	It's a gift.
	What?
	I heard your penis is too small, but what's the other thing?
	Red to jet?
	Yeah, just anger.
	Noises?
	Isn't it?
	Maybe?
	The penis is very tiny!
	The penis is very small!
	Small!
	Oh!
	Why are you dating a 75-year-old Jewish woman from the Bronx?
	You're being tall!
	Well, he's getting nice and close.
	I mean, I'm getting nice and close.
	Has she ever considered the possibility that her vagina's too big?
	No.
	We've talked about that.
	I'm on the other end, like, no, no, no, it's not that bad.
	No, honey, listen to me.
	Smoke a cigarette.
	Your penis is not big enough.
	Okay.
	No big enough.
	Your penis is too small.
	I'm asking her to elaborate because I don't understand what she's trying to say.
	I think if young girls say that, it's a good insult.
	It would hurt your feelings.
	But if you're in your 60s, I wouldn't say that.
	Because the first thing the mind goes to is your vagina's too big.
	Yeah, you have a vacuous...
	Yeah, you have...
	So your brain tricks you and you think a 35-year-old came out of her vagina.
	Yeah.
	I've been getting all these letters from devout Catholics asking me to swear less and be less raunchy.
	So now I'm always self-conscious thinking that we're being too raunchy.
	That makes one of us.
	Speaking of raunchy, this is one of the best things I've ever seen.
	And it just sums up the problem with telling girls they can do anything and be a princess and a painter.
	They want to go to art school because they love to paint.
	And you look at their paintings and you go, you suck at this.
	Should I be in the NBA too?
	Like, how does this work?
	This is the quintessential chick painting.
	They always look muddy.
	You know what they often do?
	They often will do a torso from behind with hair and you can't see your hands and feet.
	So it's just hair, shoulders, butt.
	That's a common chick painting.
	And then this is...
	I think they're too lazy to clean the brush between colors, so they just let the colors mix and get all gunky and muddy.
	Look at the blue on the forehead and how half-assed it is.
	So the white part of the forehead is lighter than the sides, right?
	Because of contouring, but that's signified by bright white, dirty white, I should say, and then dirty blue.
	Anyway, the critique, the girls critiquing it, no one is more cruel to women than women.
	And the way they passive aggressively rip her to shreds is really wonderful.
	Keep going.
	It's a little too long, so we'll have to skip.
	It would be interesting to do something that kind of looked like a person, but painted in a way that kind of goes against everything I was taught by Ken.
	So, like, it was, but that's like, that's how I've always painted because the first time I ever painted was in his class.
	So I wanted to really get like blank and other parts.
	Like, with that.
	So just, I never noticed this before.
	So she's just started painting now, and her first painting is, or her first year of painting, involves breaking all the rules.
	I've already learned the rules, and now I'm going to break them.
	Go ahead.
	I don't really know what it means, but I like the fact that there's like it's a figure with a line going across its eyes like it's blinded.
	Also, I can't make eyes happen.
	That eyes are really hard.
	I would love to be 18 again and just be back in school.
	I don't give a shit about the teachers.
	They can all fuck themselves and just be like, Yeah, your painting sucks.
	Next, next.
	Well, I did try hard.
	Next.
	Meow, meow, meow, meow.
	You sound like the parents on Charlie Brown.
	How long is this class?
	Actually, that's kind of what I was like.
	That's why I had to go to the special school.
	You know where I think that painting would be great?
	If you just hang it in a urinal so I could pee-pee.
	We're getting there.
	We're getting there.
	I feel like the line, it should be more, I don't know, like a solid color.
	Because I think it should like make a high contrast between the figure and the line.
	Because I feel like it's like, because it's mixed with like different colors.
	It feels like it's like one.
	Like, yeah, by personal ingredients.
	You notice, by the way, what we've done is we put women on this pedestal and we've said, not in a good way, like opening the doors for them, but in a way we're like, you're an excellent painter and you're an art critic.
	And they naturally instinctively don't feel like they deserve this.
	So they say things in a very couched, insecure way, the same way I would if I was told tomorrow to go to the local fire station and instruct them all on fire safety.
	I'd go, I feel like you should probably like turn on the hoses first and like try to put it out from the road so nothing falls on your head.
	And then like block off the road so no one comes by in case it gets worse.
	And like ask, like, is anyone in there?
	Like you should find out if people are in there, I feel like that would be good.
	We've made them, and you see this with little kids too.
	When my son gets a baseball trophy and they earned it, it's on his chest of drawers and he's super proud of it.
	And it's with all his other trophies and balls he's caught at games and stuff.
	But when there's a participaction thing, like, hey, you get the, you did it pin.
	I never see it again.
	He just throws it away.
	They know it's bullshit.
	So I think these women know that they're not art critics or professional painters.
	And it chips away at their soul.
	Again, this goes back to the leaves.
	It is when you impose some sort of fake justice and you try to play God and say, I'm going to fix this, you end up making it worse.
	These women are not happy.
	Yeah, I think it looks like underworked outsider art.
	Like, it looks like outsider art in a way.
	It's like, and you kind of, in a way, were some of the things that you're talking about.
	Just pause.
	Do you know what outsider art is?
	That's art that's done by, you know, retards and stuff or people with mental disabilities.
	Daniel Wakeford?
	Daniel Wakeford would be an example of outsider art.
	Daniel Johnson, outsider art.
	Yes.
	Daniel Johnson is considered outsider art.
	So what this girl is passively, aggressively saying to this girl is that you are a mental patient.
	You're a weirdo.
	You're mentally handicapped.
	Is that what you were going for?
	Meanwhile, by the way, all of this outsider art is better than her painting.
	Oh, 100%.
	I was like, dude, I like that.
	That looks cool.
	I like outsider art.
	I don't like that.
	That's outside, outside.
	That's nowhere art.
	Which is why it's such a cutting insult.
	Is that what outsider art means?
	Yeah, it's like people are untrained and often it's like.
	Are they coming in their headphones?
	They're explaining outside art, actually.
	And you kind of, in a way, were successful like that because you're trying to pretend you didn't learn how to paint.
	Is that what outside art means?
	Yeah, it's like people who are untrained and haven't had.
	And often it's like inmates and people who are crazy and stuff.
	Yeah, I mean, I like.
	You hear that?
	What?
	Often it's like inmates and people who are crazy and stuff.
	Like, you know.
	You did a great job of imitating a crazy person.
	That you went to a different direction than what you normally do, but I think that the face looks like you.
	And I think that you do a lot of art that's like focused on yourself because you are a fashion designer.
	So you kind of like work from your own body.
	You meant to do that.
	Okay, well, this is fucking bullshit.
	I'm sorry, but like, I spent so much time on these fucking projects.
	Ah, yes!
	This is fucking shit.
	This is fucking me.
	I don't know.
	You don't know if that's real or not?
	I don't know, because I didn't see the eyes before.
	I watched that yesterday.
	But you didn't see the eyes.
	I didn't see her eyes do like the look up thing.
	It looks like phony baloney FIFO phony tone.
	It is kind of recorded a little perfectly.
	Yeah, and it sounds like the person behind the cam is the one speaking if you know what I mean.
	Here, let's see if we could zoom in on the old fascice.
	What do you think?
	I think she's gorgeous, by the way.
	Yeah, she's very pretty.
	Like, focus on yourself.
	A little too thin, but you are a pretty coffee designer.
	So you kind of like were.
	Obviously not experiencing the stress of Trump's America and racism.
	Fucking bullshit.
	I'm sorry, but like, I spent so much time on these fucking products.
	It's like she knew exactly how to put that painting down and crack it, too.
	I don't know.
	Everyone knows how to break a piece of wood, dude.
	Yeah, but there's only one horizontal piece of wood going through it.
	Look again, it's too perfect.
	It's perfect.
	I do agree.
	It's perfect.
	A little too perfect.
	Actually, go to the video.
	It's on YouTube.
	Look in the comments and see how many people are saying fake.
	That's usually a good indication.
	True.
	Your generation is better at catching fakes than me.
	My generation, Generation X, are such cool people.
	Comments turned off.
	How would comments be turned off?
	Because he got caught being fake?
	Yeah.
	Well, let's look.
	No, go to the user.
	What else has Teddy Q got up there?
	What do you got?
	Detective Shitty and Gavin McInnis are on the case.
	How many videos?
	Just one video.
	Interesting.
	That's usually a sign.
	Yeah, where's your other videos of you in art school, Teddy Q?
	Speaking of eyes, we should do a whole episode on Windy City Heat.
	It really is.
	My quote is on the back of the DVD, and that is, this isn't the greatest movie ever made.
	It's the greatest thing ever made.
	And we were watching it yesterday, and there's a scene, there's an extra on the DVD, and it's on YouTube now.
	The whole movie's on YouTube.
	It flopped.
	No one liked this movie.
	Jimmy Kimmel lost a fortune on this movie.
	It's 3-2.
	But we were watching it, and Don and Mole are terrorizing Perry Caravello, the idiot screaming Italian, the ScareMaster.
	And they're winding him up, trying to get him mad 24 hours a day for the past 25 years.
	It's a quarter-century prank.
	Actually, I've been calling it a quarter-century prank for so long.
	I think it's been more like 30 years now.
	Because I've been on their dick since 2000.
	Oh my God.
	I've been in the Perry project for almost 20 years.
	That's bananas.
	Anyway, it's fun watching Don and Mole and seeing if they crack.
	That's Perry in the middle.
	And yesterday, I noticed a cool eye thing, speaking of Ryan's shit with the eyes, where he's looking at Perry.
	No, no, go make that me small.
	Yeah.
	He's looking over at Perry, watching his reaction, but he's pretending that he's watching the movie.
	This is them watching their own movie, by the way.
	Just look up Wendy City Heat and watch it, and you'll be thanking me for the rest of your life.
	But I just love this millisecond.
	We may have to show it a few times, where he's looking at Perry, then Perry turns around, and then he has to look back and pretend he's watching the show.
	And it's just such a great example of Don almost getting caught breaking the fourth wall.
	Watch this cold catches it right here.
	Watch this cold catch it.
	There it is.
	Keep your eyes on Don.
	Get your head off.
	Don't fuck it off.
	Ha ha ha ha.
	It's sort of like a dog when you're eating and you look at the dog and the dog looks away.
	Aren't they trying to convince him that he did something that's physically impossible?
	Oh, yeah.
	Well, now we're going to get sucked into it.
	But the clip they're watching right there is where Mole knocked over the table.
	And those in the Windy City Heat community know that Mole didn't knock over the table.
	It's one of the things that drives Perry insane.
	You should be looking this up, by the way, while I'm talking.
	Oh, okay.
	So now we are doing the whole.
	You are particularly slow today.
	Mole knocked over the table.
	Anyway, it led to their producer, a Japanese man named Hiroshima Nagasaki, to cancel his funding and call off the movie because they put together a nice big table of treats, Skittles, and Mole knocked it over.
	And Perry was told to make sure no one knocks it over.
	You know, and I forget the investor's name.
	Hiroshima Nagasaki, the Japanese money manager.
	And Bobcat makes up this real nice table with donuts and Skittles and M ⁇ Ms and some catered cookies and this and that and that and this.
	He talks like LeBron James.
	If you went to Japan, they'd lay out sushi and things like that.
	Yeah.
	So here they've laid out, we've laid out like American snacks.
	That's Bobcat Goldthwaite.
	Bobcat trusted me to protect the table, to make sure nobody came to the table, nobody ate off the table, nobody touched anything on the table.
	And the money man is extremely important.
	If this table is touched, we might get fucked.
	With the little gun in hand?
	Yeah, put your gun down.
	He's armed.
	Make sure if anyone comes near this table, I fucking shoot him with my hand.
	He's armed in dangerously.
	Here he goes.
	Do not touch the table.
	What happened?
	The money, listen to me.
	Can I say one thing?
	Can I say one thing?
	No, no, no.
	Can I tell you one thing?
	No, I'm not going to let you.
	Listen to me, guys.
	Listen to me.
	Listen to me.
	Please listen to me.
	Please listen.
	Please, God, listen to me.
	You would not allow you to have anything on the table because the money man for this movie is coming.
	The money man?
	The money man for this movie?
	My man, his hands are...
	Yeah, look at his wrists.
	Yeah, he's like a little dog.
	Like, he just got out of a full body cast and he's still used to it.
	It's like a little capybo.
	You might just throw him a treat.
	Yeah.
	You know how, like, when you pull a table, it treats, which is about to get thrown.
	Yeah.
	When you give women the power, they're like, um, I think maybe you.
	But like, when guys get power, they're just like, listen, dude, hey, hey, look at me.
	No, don't get off the fucking table.
	Please.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	It's like, I'm going to take this shit pretty seriously.
	So that's what I mean.
	He sees something.
	He's going to fuck it up.
	The best way to impress him is to show him this beautiful table.
	One move, Bob.
	One move.
	Oh, no.
	And then he does it again.
	Oh no!
	So anyway, what obviously drives Perry nuts to this day?
	If you say, why'd you knock over the table?
	There's t-shirts that say Perry knocked over the table, all this stuff.
	So that's the scene they were watching there.
	And what they were doing is they're playing back the scene like a bunch of times, going, Perry, you can see right there that you knocked over the table.
	His coat.
	Yeah, he says his coat got.
	Oh my God.
	And at that moment, Perry looks at Don as if he's listening to the music.
	Oh, yeah, that's it.
	That's the best part of this.
	Because there's another scene, now I'm sucked in, where there's a red bat and a blue bat.
	And the red bat's rubber, and the blue bat's wood.
	And you're supposed to use a red bat in this fighting scene where you hit him with a bat.
	But don't use the wood bat.
	And then Perry goes, wait a minute, why is the blue bat even there?
	And it was like a moment where he came out of the fog and looked down and went, what is going on with my life?
	And then he chose to go back into the fog and be duped.
	And then just there with the table, where they're going, you knocked over the table.
	He looks at the table, sees he didn't knock over, and he looks over at Don like, what?
	How can you possibly think?
	And then that's why Don did that face.
	Yeah, and there's t-shirts that say, why is the red bat even there?
	Pins.
	You didn't know my friend here, Brock, used to play in the big leagues.
	Now, did you?
	All right, that's enough.
	That's enough.
	That's enough.
	Yeah, he turned his head as if like, wait a second, has this been a ruse the entire time?
	Oh, here's a good one.
	So this new, what are they called?
	Extinction Rebellion.
	They're really helping out Trump by being total, absolute clowns.
	This is 31.
	And they've been gluing themselves to various, I don't know, cars and trucks to protest the use of fuel.
	I've tried gluing my hand to something.
	This is actually, Johnny Knoxville and I both did this experiment where we see if we could crazy glue our hands to something.
	Your hand just comes off.
	Sometimes you hurt your skin and you rip off bits of skin, but you can't really glue a human.
	And that's really turned off.
	Here's a secret insider gossip.
	That's when Johnny Knoxville got totally turned off by Kenny versus Spenny because they glued Spenny's hand to the hand table.
	And Knoxville's like, I've tried that.
	It doesn't work.
	Your hand just comes off.
	You can't glue a human to things.
	You can glue paper to stuff.
	It'll rip if you pull it.
	But our skin doesn't come off.
	We're not made of paper.
	Anyway, they've been gluing themselves to shit.
	And this British guy has asked, why are you doing this?
	And in a testament to the unavoidable truth that most brave Englishmen died in World War II.
	And their genetic pool now is mostly pussies.
	Outside, obviously, of the working class in Britain, the hooligans and the Tommy Robinsons and the plumbers, they're still awesome Brits.
	But the middle class men of Britain are, I'm going to say the biggest pussies in the world.
	Anyway, check out this guy talking about his kids.
	This man, father of two, glued himself to a car for fear of his children's future.
	Turn it up.
	I have two children that's going to be frightened of their future.
	How old are your children?
	They're 10 months and 4 years.
	Yeah.
	He carries a picture of them in his pocket.
	Dude, you're getting dumped.
	Look at that.
	As someone plays the bongos in the background.
	These are the people who hate Trump.
	Even if a woman cried that much, I'd think she was a pussy.
	Like, imagine a woman was holding pictures of her kids and crying like that.
	You go, you're a lunatic.
	She's protesting high-speed trains by hammering a chisel into the glass of a building.
	Sorry, guys.
	Oh, my God.
	What are you doing?
	It's weird when you see old people this naive, too.
	All right, let's go to the mailbag.
	That was a soggy treat.
	What do you mean?
	That was a soggy treat.
	I don't know.
	That video just made me feel damp and gross.
	Mailbag.
	Yeah, that's what Britain is.
	Brian, shut up.
	You don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	Pueda mi tocar.
	This one's from Andrew.
	Hey, Gavin, at what point does working out become gay?
	Being strong enough to protect your family is a no-brainer, but most guys at my gym are obsessed with the way they look.
	Even the clothes they wear to the gym look like a H Street Gigolo uniform.
	See Gold's Gym men's tank top.
	Andrew Miller of Mattress Firm in Austin, Texas.
	That's a really good question.
	I would say PEX and a six-pack is gay.
	But getting in really good shape, much, much stronger than me, is not gay.
	So I would say when you have definition, let's see your body, Ryan.
	Mine?
	Yeah.
	It's pretty much.
	Take your shirt off.
	It's trash.
	Let's get gay.
	It's garbage.
	Wow, you're totally hairless.
	I would say anything more than this is gay.
	Let's see your muscles.
	Flex your muscles.
	And then this kind.
	Yeah, that's pretty good.
	I would say go to that and then stop.
	And then get across that too.
	Yeah.
	A back is garbage.
	Anyone fitter than Ryan is a homosexual?
	I agree with that.
	Here's another Andrew.
	Douglas Moray is doing tons of media to promote The Madness of Crowds, which I just bought and it is amazing.
	What a great book.
	Holy shit, is that guy smart?
	I hung out with him once at a conservative pack.
	And he's known for a willingness to engage with and talk to just about anyone.
	Maybe a good candidate for a call-in chat.
	Woof.
	Yeah, that's a good idea.
	Let's get Douglas Murray on the show.
	Is that sarcastic?
	You know what would be kind of cool?
	I have Dinesh D'Souza lined up for November, and I can't find a liberal to debate him.
	And of course, these things cost me thousands and thousands of dollars.
	What about a conservative and a conservative?
	Like Douglas Murray and Dinesh D'Souza.
	That's fun.
	They're not arguing.
	Right, right.
	They're not angry.
	They're just pointing.
	Well, they might have different views on things, right?
	Did you get that joke?
	They're not angry, they're just pointing?
	Yeah.
	No.
	Why'd you laugh?
	I don't know, because you said it funny.
	You said it funny.
	It was an allusion to the men's synchronized swimming SNL sketch with Martin Short and the guy who does all the voices in The Simpsons.
	And they have the gay guy come in and he's teaching them how to do a mirrored look.
	And he goes, hey, you, I know you.
	I know you.
	Hey, you.
	You're not angry.
	You're just pointing.
	And it reminded me when my daughter was going to kindergarten back in Brooklyn.
	There was this mom there that I liked.
	Not in a sexual way, you disgusting perverts.
	And we got along pretty good, similar background, kind of punky.
	And I was hungover.
	So when you're hungover, you're still kind of drunk and you don't have the same social cues you normally have.
	And she's walking up to the school to get her son.
	And I'm just got my daughter.
	And I see her.
	And I go, hey, you.
	I know you.
	I know you.
	Hey, you.
	And I realized she's a different generation than me.
	I'm an old dad.
	So she's probably 10 years younger than me.
	She doesn't know this sketch.
	So the fact that I'm quoting it is totally irrelevant to her.
	So she just saw a lunatic go, hey, in a gay voice, too.
	Hey, you.
	I know you.
	I know you.
	Hey, you.
	Oh, my God.
	I found it.
	I do that all the time.
	Well, I saw it.
	There it is, yeah.
	With Steve Martin?
	Okay.
	No, Steve Martin.
	That was the thumbnail.
	Is it?
	No.
	Okay.
	This is not it.
	I didn't think so.
	Hey, you.
	It's hard to find the actual sketch.
	Not a strong swimmer.
	Yeah, there it is.
	There it is.
	Above SNL.
	Yeah, it's only five seconds long.
	Oh.
	It's just the words, I'm not a strong swimmer.
	Yeah, you usually have to go to Hulu for those words.
	Yeah, this one's tough.
	Gavin, you mentioned on your show the books that you recommend.
	I'm typically driving and can't write them down.
	It'd be cool if you put a page on your website.
	Okay, I have a video on YouTube that has like 100 great books.
	Right now I'm reading Charles Krauthammer's last book, Before He Died, I forget the name of.
	I'm reading some wild and crazy guys about John Belushi and Steve Martin and all those.
	I like to read 50 books at once.
	I've actually did Buddy Goes to Jersey by Peter Bagg, the collection of hate comics from the 90s.
	I'm reading Douglas Murray, and I got this book I told you about already called, I think it's called The Districts, and it's about the Southern District, which is the Manhattan criminal court system, and how corrupt it is.
	Unfortunately, he's a fucking lefty, and it's showing up all over the book.
	Mike McGovern, I just want to thank you for making my job bearable.
	I'm a trademark attorney, so I read, write, and hear the word Simbo all day, every day.
	Thanks to you, my inner voice now reads it in the voice of the prophet who will bring us the true universal math.
	Terrence, one times one equals hit woman Howard.
	Peace be upon him.
	Accordingly, I now work with trademark symbos.
	Where did he get that accent from?
	Where is he from?
	I don't know from Simbos.
	Let me look him up.
	Terrence Howard.
	No, we have to find that sketch, though, dude.
	Do you have a...
	Okay.
	When I type men's, Terrence Howard.
	I just found it on Rootube.
	It just popped up.
	Oh.
	I don't know what Rootube is.
	How do you spell that?
	It's Russian YouTube?
	Or YouTube.
	Rootube.
	Why did I find that in one second?
	Oh, I was looking in YouTube.
	That's why.
	Well, don't look in YouTube.
	You look in Google under videos.
	Jesus, age Christ.
	Fucking guy.
	Oh, sorry.
	No more blasphemy.
	You know what's funny?
	Shopping for lingerie and shoes for my wife.
	Now, every time I go on the internet, it's just sexy women on every banner ad.
	I know.
	Victoria's Secret.
	Yeah.
	It's hard not to get horny now when I look at the news.
	Okay, so skip it.
	Is there audio on this?
	This is the funniest thing in the world.
	At first, I was thrilled.
	So many new people in the course of one day.
	This is kind of an attack on feminism.
	So she had to go back to work because her husband quit to become a synchronized swimmer.
	Here we go.
	This is it.
	This is like a mistake in between you.
	And then he goes this way, and then let's say you were to point at each other.
	You're doing the same thing, aren't you?
	No, you're not angry at him.
	No, you're just pointing at him.
	Hey, you.
	I know you.
	I know you.
	Let me hear that little.
	What a dumb thing for me to do to that woman.
	Could you be more esoteric, please?
	Yeah.
	A two-second character sketch that nobody her age is.
	They don't remember that.
	If you went up to Harry Scheer, he'd be like, I don't know what that is.
	I don't know what you're talking about.
	Hey, Gavin and Ratsu, Cortesio, Cortez.
	I finally decided to try going a while without feeding the geese, and I've already noticed a huge difference.
	I wake up and get out of bed a lot easier in the mornings.
	Yep, I have more energy throughout the day.
	Yes.
	And more testosterone in my own mailbag.
	It's awesome.
	Actually, just the other day, someone cut me off on my way to work in the morning, so I honked my horn.
	He brake-checked me, and then I exploded with his car with heat vision.
	Can't wait to see what else changes.
	It's only been four days of no fap.
	Oh.
	It is great for you, folks.
	You do become more libidinous, though, and you end up buying your wife lingerie online, but that's literally a small price to pay.
	Yo, Gabba Gabba.
	I know you talked about ending the free speech discussions, and I don't blame you.
	I'd be very interested to get your thoughts on one potential guest.
	If you're not familiar with Immortal Technique, he's a rapper from Harlem who does a lot of politically conscious material.
	Are you familiar with this guy?
	I opened up for him.
	You did?
	Yeah.
	You opened for Immortal Technique.
	Yeah.
	Dance with the Devil.
	Do you remember that song?
	Nope.
	Did he?
	I think you do.
	He was much bigger in the Bush era when people cared about conscious rap more.
	Despite having opposing beliefs, I've always liked his stuff and found him to be an interesting guy.
	He recently did an interview with All Hip Hop where he talks about why he's not a fan of Obama, his friendship with Dr. West, and goes deep into political and military machine, the foundation of music, etc.
	It's almost an hour long.
	and then he shows the link Immortal Technique, huh?
	I should start doing Conscious Rap.
	We should both do Conscious Rap.
	We should make a top, like a list, top 10 list of the worst positive rap songs.
	You know, like when Akon put that, you know, people hurting, people crying.
	Oh, that's Black Eyed P. You know what's funny about that era?
	There was this Karis One from Boogie Down Production started a thing called Stop the Violence.
	And they did like a big group song and Chuck D's on it.
	And in the song, he's like, we need to check ourselves.
	The violence of gangs is not good.
	We need to stop the violence and get cool with ourselves.
	Brothers hurting brothers.
	Ain't no time for that.
	And now that it's not cool to say that, and you have to say everything's Trump's fault, and we don't need to check ourselves, and everything's the white man controlling us, he's just jumped on that bandwagon.
	And he's like, Trump is making us kill each other somehow with his mind skills.
	He's making us crazy brainwaves and ticks are giving people limes.
	Here's an interesting one from Nick.
	Dear Gav, please stop bringing up Lyndon LaRouche like he's some icon of conservative thought.
	You sound like a fucking idiot.
	Yes, the guy made some cogent points about the power of fake news, collusion with political media establishment, etc.
	None of this is particularly mind-blowing stuff.
	Charles Manson, Adolf Hitler, and Abby Hoffman all expressed similar sentiments at various points in their lives.
	If you'd taken the time to do even a small amount of research, you'd realize that the guy was a nut.
	He led a political cult which financially exploited its members and cut them off from their family members.
	That's how you define a cult if you have to be cut off from your family members.
	They call Christianity a cult.
	Christians let you hang out with anyone you want.
	He advocated a real war on drugs where SWAT teams would violently attack the homes of drug users.
	LaRouche believed that the international financial system was controlled by the British royal family who, in concert with London financiers, staged global conflicts and trafficked drugs in order to divide the world and keep themselves in power.
	That's crazy talk.
	He advocated big government and giant-scale New Dale-style economic projects.
	The guy was genuinely bonkers, and you look like a twit whenever you bring him up.
	Well, I did check in with Roger Stone.
	I said, Roger, how do I feel about Lyndon LaRouche?
	And he goes, kooky guy, but a lot of the stuff he said came true, and his fans are big fans of mine.
	And I was like, I like him.
	Yeah.
	But I guess I'm wrong.
	Well, I don't know.
	I don't have time to go research the entire canon of everyone I hear about.
	I'm dubious of any demonization of a person.
	Yeah, that's another thing, too.
	When I hear he's a cult leader, he started a hate group and he was arrested and went to jail.
	You go, yeah, sounds like me.
	I don't believe it.
	Right.
	But yeah, that does sound pretty bad.
	Big government, real war on drugs.
	This is from Ferranti.
	Hey, Gav, the insidious history of the color pink and why they are forcing your son to wear it.
	The tone of pink you're referring to was dubbed drunk tank pink, also known as Baker Miller pink, and is a tone of pink claimed to reduce hostile, violent, or aggressive behavior.
	Drunk tank pink.
	So this gentleman is talking about what I was talking about yesterday, where I said, I don't trust any of this shit where they have people wearing pink to raise awareness.
	Drunk Tank Pink.
	There's a book by Adam Alter and other unexpected forces that shape how we think, feel, and behave.
	And there are these drunk tanks that have this pink in them.
	I'm looking at them now.
	It's amazing.
	Of course, I define isn't showing you them.
	It's not just the author who wrote the book talking about it.
	It's boring.
	We want to see a drunk tank pink.
	I'm looking at drunk tanks with criminals in them that are pink.
	Okay, I'm listening to the explanained.
	Explanained.
	You know, you said something so retarded before.
	Explained?
	You said the most retarded thing.
	Okay, that means that you didn't just say explanained.
	So yeah, I said that all this wearing pink is actually a way to demasculinize men.
	And this gentleman is responding to that.
	They discovered this in the 70s and started to Paint jail cells and prisons in this color, and I can see OUR, so we clearly have a Canadian or a Brit on our hands, hoping to calm down violent offenders.
	Although it has been further studied and found that prolonged exposure actually increases violent behavior, but not many people look into it that hard.
	So, this is yet another attempt to control male behavior.
	You see this shade of pink everywhere now.
	The Scotland football team has an away strip of the same color.
	Since its introduction, they have been fucking awful.
	And then he mentions the book I just looked up.
	Fascinating.
	Thank you, sir.
	Did Ryan ever tell you that?
	I was scrolling through them while you were saying that.
	It was the color paint.
	This is from Radical Bear.
	I'm glad to hear you're coming around to the prisons that are schools.
	I highly recommend you look into unschooling.
	The idea is to let kids find out what they're interested in and give them resources and experts when needed.
	Instead of homeschooling, which is just a shittier version of normal school, Dr. David Friedman is a prominent proponent of unschooling.
	Yeah, you know, if I let my middle son just go and go and do whatever he wants, you know, intellectually, and I kept him away from screens, sort of monitor him a little bit, he would just become the biggest baseball expert in the universe.
	Is that so wrong?
	Is there no future for someone who knows everything about baseball?
	There's plenty of jobs in sports.
	But instead, he's learning all this bullshit about how Indians were murdered every day and how America's evil.
	This is from John.
	Hey, Gav.
	Accordance with the War on Masculinity, have you ever heard or read of The Way of Men by Jack Donovan?
	No, I'm not familiar with that book.
	When are people going to realize that children being pushed into the spotlight as child abuse?
	I would include Getting Your Kid on a TV show as an actor in a sitcom is included in that.
	Could look at past children whose lives were ruined by fame and touch on how media uses children to invoke an emotional response from the public.
	Example, Greta or the brown baby dead on the beach.
	Just spitballing, but I'm sure you and Ryan can research some more examples.
	Oh, thanks, Spitballer.
	Swick Bookings via catch-all.
	What?
	Subject, Pharrell.
	Oh, it's talking about Pharrell.
	Also note that he dissociated himself with the song Blurred Lines because it's too rapey.
	Funny thing is that 40-year-old woman loved that song.
	Okay?
	Crippled Bear.
	Crippled Bear.
	Are we gonna have Owan?
	Yeah.
	I just sent it a mailbag.
	I got a direct response.
	Dude, are you gonna have Onon or what?
	Good wall.
	Uh.
	Can you look this one up too?
	Sure.
	What is it?
	Um.
	Sorry.
	I'm remembering that we had one, a handicapped guy.
	I think he has cerebral palsy.
	Yeah.
	It's called Disabled Fan.
	Hi, Gavin.
	I'm 33 years old.
	I have cerebral palsy.
	I'm a huge fan of everything you do.
	Of course, my mind is strong and active, but nothing else is.
	I've written two books.
	First is about my life, autobiography.
	The second is called Hockey for Mommies, about people getting into hockey.
	I hope this video of me overcoming life's hardships can empower society to keep moving forward.
	I never take little things for granted.
	My girlfriend Karen made the video.
	You have a girlfriend?
	Can I just be a total cynical prick for one second here?
	Isn't a girl who dates someone who can't move kind of virtue signaling?
	It depends if that's her intention.
	But they have that natural shit on his face.
	A girl's G-spot is in her nurturing gland a lot of the time.
	see how handicapped this guy is.
	I'm about...
	You can't tell me what I'm never gonna be.
	You can't hold me down if I wanna be free.
	He's kind of lame.
	No!
	The song is not my favorite, but it's Christian rock, I think.
	I don't know, man.
	This is very look at me.
	She made it.
	He's just living his life.
	He's not very good at carrying things.
	Yeah, that's the struggle.
	How are you his girlfriend?
	What?
	Is it an asexual relationship?
	What's the sex?
	Oh my god.
	Literally a fortune cookie.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Good things like little.
	You've already written an autobiography about how strong and brave you are.
	You've made a movie about you working out and overcoming obstacles.
	Why don't you stop being the handicapped guy and go do something?
	Like, I don't need to hear about how you go to the post office and you manage to make in the door all by yourself.
	No, that's tedious.
	Shut up, Brian.
	This is good.
	This is tedious.
	This is self-indulgent.
	Okay?
	Just be the person you are and don't make a video showing you eating cornflakes after you've already written a whole book about how hard your life is.
	And I did it.
	I think this guy gets patted on the back too much and told that he's a winner because he managed to open the door using the button.
	Just open the door and use the button.
	Write hockey for mommies.
	That's great.
	I don't need to see you dropping shit all the time.
	Get over yourself.
	Ugh.
	You got a tattoo.
	And he wrote me a whole email about all the things he's accomplished.
	Completed three weeks of service dog training.
	President of CanSkate in Winnipeg Osis.
	Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	Me, me, me, me, me.
	I did this.
	I did that.
	Big fucking deal.
	Stop talking about yourself all the time.
	And by the way, your girlfriend, she's not your girlfriend.
	She's using you as a tool to show how virtuous she is.
	And if you're happy with that, fine.
	It's better than nothing, I guess.
	This makes God happy, this stuff.
	This is the opposite of despair.
	God's annoyed.
	Look at these bullshit platitudes.
	Oh, poor me.
	I get chicken wings on my car.
	Look at this guy.
	You can't drive a car.
	You're obviously falling into It just like everyone else.
	Sorry, dude, I'm not falling into this bullshit.
	He's falling all over the place.
	Yeah.
	Will you shut up?
	This is not your show.
	Yeah, but I can comment.
	Not after I tell you to shut up 40 times.
	All right, watch me shut up.
	Annoying, sorry, handicapped, boring.
	Let's end with something fun.
	Oh, this is pretty...
	So let's do three.
	First, let's do two six.
	This woman loves a plane.
	By the way, Terrace, if you're watching this, I would highly recommend you convincing an airport that you love planes.
	And then, while no one's looking, leave a bomb somewhere in the cockpit.
	That's a joke, FBI.
	Just kidding.
	Look at this.
	This is mental illness.
	Like, why are we glorifying mental illness?
	There you go.
	I love this mic.
	The one that Gary spat into that I just kissed.
	I have Gary's germs.
	Barry's germs.
	Oh, my God.
	Beautiful.
	Yeah, the machines that men build are amazing.
	That's a building that whips through the sky at 500 miles an hour.
	Maybe that's really what she's appreciating.
	This is what it's like when men's creations aren't appreciated.
	Remember Margaret Sanger, the woman who started abortion?
	She's actually intelligent.
	And she said, sometimes I like just standing on the road and watching the incredible machines men have built.
	Why don't you date a pilot or something?
	The West is the best.
	Oh, that was sweet.
	By the way, speaking of Mental El, let's have a look at Aaron Carter.
	So Aaron Carter tattooed Medusa on his face, and it's Rihanna's face with Medusa hair.
	And this is 2-5.
	And it's his way of showing his mother that he loves her and also protecting him from people who are mean to him.
	To be because we weren't really talking that much.
	We talked a little bit, but we didn't really know each other anymore.
	Just pause.
	I just had an epiphany right now.
	The mentally ill are the soldiers of Clown World.
	Look at that woman's tits in the background.
	What the hell is on your chest, you loser, weirdo?
	Clown World is the world we're living in right now with fake news abounding and multiple bathrooms and no fossil fuels in 10 years and people getting fired for something their dad said and all of this craziness, right?
	So in Clown World, you can't recognize mental illness or people will start pointing fingers at you and your crazy shit.
	So they totally encourage and endorse mental illness, which makes more mental illness.
	Clown World is like throwing crazy seeds all over the soil.
	And people like this poor bastard are sprouting up.
	They're doing drugs.
	They're encouraged to tattoo their face.
	It's just like the Antifa are the stormtroopers of the DNC.
	The mentally ill are the stormtroopers of Clown World.
	They are the fodder of this ridiculous renaissance of retardation we're in right now.
	Listen to this poor bastard.
	This helped us to get to know each other again, and it was wonderful.
	And we also met some really great people there, too.
	And learned some very valuable lessons, like the rules of engagement and things that you will see unfold on the show.
	There's nothing fake.
	There is nothing scripted about this show.
	There's nothing fake or scripted about me.
	I know everything you guys say about me.
	I read all your articles.
	I don't have a publicist.
	I am him.
	I'm the Joker, and you guys are all playing my game.
	I was going to say, I was listening to you talking over there, saying you're playing a little bit of a mind game with the media, maybe, right now.
	How are you doing right now?
	I don't know.
	How am I doing?
	You look good.
	There you go.
	You got some new ink on your face, your neck.
	What's the story behind that?
	The story is that Medusa was, in Greek mythology, was, if you engage, well, first of all, she was raped, Medusa.
	And in Greek mythology, if you look it up, you'll learn a lot about it.
	But with that being said, Medusa is my protector.
	So if you want to come at me with some negativity, my Medusa will stare you in the eye and turn you into stone.
	Positivity.
	Nobody can bring this into fruition.
	It's all about positivity right now in the Carter family.
	My Medusa is.
	Who is it?
	I don't know.
	Rihanna?
	You.
	It's not me.
	This is the love of my life right here.
	This is my date.
	This is a big.
	I've watched the premiere of the show.
	This is a big step to have taken from where you were when you walked into that mansion to start therapy.
	We've been paying attention.
	It's been a wild few weeks for the family.
	Did he marry his mom?
	What the hopes for the future are?
	Did he marry the love of his life?
	What the hopes for the future are this?
	Don't come at me the wrong way because I will fight to protect my rights and what our four brothers stood for.
	But that being said, Aaron loves his family very much, and that's where his heart is at, and that's where he's coming from.
	That's enough.
	You see what we're dealing with here?
	We let the lunatics run the asylum.
	This is why cops are killing themselves, because we've taken away the patriarchy, we've taken away law and order, we've taken away logic.
	We have a society now where you have jokers running around, you have mass shootings, because people feel like there's no solution to the world.
	Mental illness is being encouraged.
	That kid needs to be in a loony bin.
	That is a mass shooter waiting to happen.
	And Instead, we just keep lying to each other and telling everyone that everything's going to be fine.
	It's just, I don't know.
	Things were going a lot better before we said to gender studies professors, can you run society for a while?
	Can you make the rules?
	Because they don't know what they're doing and they're making it up as they go along.
	It's a renaissance retard.
	It's a renaissance of retardation, folks.
	And the only way you can prevent it from destroying Western culture is to fight back, to say, no, we're not having three bathrooms.
	No, we're not firing that person because of a rumor.
	No, this person is not getting Medusa tattooed on his face.
	He's going to get mental care.
	And if that gets you in trouble, so be it.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.

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