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Oct. 15, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S02E72 - FAKE NEWS OVERLOAD

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
	Music
	Doesn't that sound exactly like Black Sabbath?
	Damn.
	Yeah.
	The monitor's at an angle there, bro.
	Sorry, dude.
	What song is that again?
	Dang.
	Oh, Lord, Lord, Lord, please help me.
	Down.
	Isn't that pleasant?
	Isn't that Black Sabbath proper?
	Bow.
	impacting.
	I can just hear Ozzy saying, no, Lord, please.
	You think it's a song, Black Sabbath?
	I think so.
	Let me see.
	Let me see.
	That was Pond, Australian psych rock band.
	They're bros with Tame Impala.
	They often switch members back and forth.
	Heavy psych rock, if you're in the mood.
	Yeah, Black Sabbath.
	By Black Sabbath of the band.
	The epitome is Black Sabbath.
	Off the album Black Sabbath, I believe.
	It's rare you get to use the word epitomis.
	That means when it is the thing.
	Like a self-titled debut is if the band's Black Sabbath and the album's Black Sabbath, you say the epitomeous Black Sabbath, and you don't have to say Black Sabbath twice.
	Oh, wow.
	New York Post.
	The left is grasping at straws.
	They're obsessed with this Rudy Giuliani caught up in some Ukraine thing.
	Giuliani's done a lot of stupid shit, and I don't like that he defended Purdue Pharmaceuticals who were responsible for the opioid epidemic.
	But this is grasping at straws.
	However, if a woman this attractive wants to fuck you, that's rape.
	Because you can't say no.
	Like if that woman sent me nudes, I would have to throw my phone in the garbage and run.
	If she came up to me at a party, I would shove her.
	I'd get charged with assault.
	If she came up to me crying and said, God, I want to blow you so bad.
	I would shriek at the top of my lungs and sprint.
	I would porpoise out of a window.
	I did that once.
	What?
	There was this chick who was being flirtatious when I was married, since I was married, after my marriage.
	And Tracy Nguyen was her name.
	She's now, I think, Kim Kardashian's publicist.
	Anyway, she's a large-breasted lady who's Asian, which is rare.
	And I was very attracted to her, and she was being flirtatious at a party, and I was drunk, and I literally went like that and shoved her and ran away.
	Oh, my God.
	That's how bad my willpower is.
	She probably understood.
	She was like, nah, I get it.
	Yeah.
	I know you want these.
	I know you want this shirt.
	You know, it's funny that.
	Oh, yeah.
	I'm sorry.
	But Poison Ivy from Batman is just a chick who can seduce guys.
	And it's like, that's all.
	Every girl has a superpower.
	She just happens to wear green.
	Oh, that reminds me.
	I want to talk about the death of masculinity on today's show.
	And I was reading these tweets about Zoe Kravitz.
	Oh, that's her, by the way.
	Oh, she's hideous.
	She looks like one of those paintings.
	Ancient Japanese paintings.
	She said her name.
	Oh, oops.
	I want to talk about the one on masculinity.
	But before we get to that and we talk about Catwoman, yesterday we had, I don't think he's actually homeless, but a destitute man named Larry guest host my show.
	There was a lot of people angry about that.
	I thought it was awesome.
	I really enjoyed it.
	Sometimes I'm insecure about decisions and I go, oh, I wonder if this is a good, often with this show, I go, is this a good episode?
	Are we doing okay?
	But I watched the episode.
	I thought it was great.
	I was at a baseball tournament in Aberdeen, Maryland with my boy.
	The whole family was there.
	They didn't do very well.
	And I want to start taking days off.
	Like, if it's a holiday, I'm going to take the holiday.
	And I can get a guest host.
	I could pre-tape.
	Or we can have no show.
	We got a lot of off-the-records.
	We got off-the-records stored up.
	That's Gary.
	He's the center of West Taras and Silverlake.
	Informative.
	Yeah, he knows stuff.
	He does.
	He does.
	I think he's schizophrenic.
	Because he's constantly smoking.
	And he's always asking me for money.
	And I think the nicotine helps quell the voices.
	Apparently, it tapers the symptoms of schizophrenia.
	That's why you always see bums smoking.
	How mad would you have been if I let him smoke right in here?
	I was like, yeah, go ahead.
	One iota.
	Right?
	Isn't that like funny and rock and roll-ish?
	Yeah, I wouldn't know.
	That would have been cool.
	I like the smell of cigarettes.
	They smell like freedom.
	I just don't want it to be a regular thing.
	But yeah, as long as he doesn't wreck equipment.
	Yeah.
	Well, he, I mean, I don't know how you're sitting on the chair, dude.
	I'm skeeved out by that.
	What?
	His bum bum juice is on the chair?
	Yeah.
	God, you're a pussy.
	But he kind of smells.
	That goes well with this Warren Masculinity thing.
	P a little bit.
	I mean, he was a great guy.
	Don't get me wrong.
	But look at this.
	It's a mesh chair.
	What do you think?
	It's covered in shit and piss now?
	Nah.
	But just, you know, fleckles.
	Every subway seat you get on, you moron.
	Oh, that's true.
	Ew.
	Fuck, you're stupid.
	But yeah, this war on masculinity, I saw this announcement about...
	2-8.
	So they had a Twitter moment, and it was all about this new Catwoman.
	The idea of giving a flying fuck who is cast as Catwoman in The Batman, I couldn't imagine.
	I couldn't imagine caring.
	I honestly can't imagine.
	I'm not being facetious here.
	I literally am incapable of pretending that I would give a fuck who is in this stupid movie.
	And I know we've been talking about Joker recently, but that wasn't really a superhero movie.
	Joker was a film about, it was a documentary about MAGA and what we go through.
	We're gay in the 50s.
	Shit, just yesterday, I'm at the point now where I'm at 100% recognition.
	And it's often good.
	Like at the baseball tournament, I was recognized, did a few selfies.
	I heard when they were going through the pictures, you know, at the photo place, they take pictures of your kid.
	And my son came up and they go, oh, that's Gavin McInnes' son.
	And at the bar, at the hotel, hey, you look familiar.
	I just say Fox News.
	It's the easiest way to explain.
	And then that guy was by me.
	I drank.
	That was cool.
	Then I come back to my little hamlet in Westchester.
	And I'm quietly drinking with my friend Jan, who's a 75-year-old lesbian who likes the lottery a little much for my taste, but otherwise a wonderful person.
	Beautiful canary yellow blazer she had on.
	And I see this housewife look at me.
	And she's freaked out.
	Rich women have nothing but time on their hands.
	And if there's one enemy of men in general, it's female idle hands.
	Bored women, they naturally have tentacles, right?
	They naturally can deal with three kids.
	Oh, put that down.
	That's sharp.
	And then also, that's a good drawing and cooking and doing all these other things and making the home.
	And then they also have time for gossip and all that stuff.
	When the nanny does the caretaking, when the au pair is doing all the driving, when the maid is doing all the cleaning, cooking and cleaning, the octopus arms don't know what to do.
	So they get a few wines in them, a few roses, and then they start meddling into your life.
	And that's what's happening to me.
	So this woman's freaking out.
	She leaves the bar.
	She feels unsafe, I assume.
	And then a buddy of mine at another bar down the street goes, yeah, some chick was just, some woman was just in here talking about how you're at Carlin's Cove and she pulled up all this Wikipedia about the Proud Boys and said she's going to print it out and give it to the owner.
	I don't hang out in nice places.
	I hang out in shithole dive bars.
	So the fact that this has happened now several times, women, bored women, have tried to get me banned from my dive bars, like total guy zones, places that stink.
	Where, you know, obviously as an alcoholic, I'm going to the place with the cheapest beer.
	So I don't go to these nice cocktail places.
	Why do these women give a shit where I drink?
	What a weird thing.
	I just don't like that he's in our community.
	Anyway, this all goes back to the war on men.
	They don't really think I'm a white supremacist.
	They don't really think Trump mega people are Nazis.
	It just sounds good when they say get this Nazi scum off our streets.
	That sounds good.
	But what they really want is power.
	So Max and John are looking at three and a half years minimum on the 22nd.
	They're going to be taken right to jail for three and a half years minimum.
	That's not a worst case.
	That's a best case.
	Zero is not an option.
	The minimum charge for what they, the minimum time for what they've been charged with, and it's like gang felony assault, is three and a half years rotting in jail.
	And the DNC doesn't really think they're Nazis.
	The DNC just goes, this is good for the Nazi narrative.
	We'll throw guys in jail and say they're white supremacists.
	But what about his black, wife, and black kids?
	We'll just call it multiracial white supremacy.
	It's fine.
	It's fine.
	You know what these fucking dummies are going to do?
	They're going to turn Proud Boys into a gang.
	Max and John are going to be sitting in prison.
	Jeff's there now at Rikers, making connections.
	Soon, David Kurikowski is going to join them.
	And they're going to end up becoming criminals.
	I mean, that's what prison is.
	It's crime school.
	They're going to crime university.
	You fucking dummies.
	They're going to get there.
	The other prisoners are going to hear the tenants and go, oh, glorify the housewife, glorify the entrepreneur.
	Anti-drug war.
	Yeah, the drug war is what got me in this stupid predicament.
	Yeah, I wish, and your four family.
	Yeah, I wish my family was still together.
	I wish I could still be with my baby mama.
	Next thing you know, you started a fucking gang, you retards.
	But as far as the local level, outside of the powers that be, the globalist powers that be, the liberals, they just, they really hate masculinity.
	I had an epiphany this weekend while I was driving four hours to Aberdeen.
	I saw a Nazi skinhead, by the way.
	What?
	I was in the motel, and I see a guy.
	Everyone's very ugly outside of New York.
	So I'm in this tiny little town, what's it called?
	Bay or something?
	In Aberdeen, whatever.
	Austin baseball field.
	And I see a guy who's not ugly and somewhat stylish.
	He's got a neck tattoo of a bird.
	And I think, oh, that's weird.
	This guy's not a 650-pound loser.
	And then as he walks by, I see the circle, it's a circle with a cross through it.
	That's the white power symbol.
	And I go, holy shit.
	And he's bald.
	And he's clearly at a wedding or something.
	I go, I just saw my first skinhead since maybe 1989.
	We hear about Nazi scum every fucking day.
	But I finally saw one in real life.
	This thing?
	Yeah.
	He had that on his arm.
	The Sun Cross?
	Yeah.
	It was so weird, too.
	I wanted to go, you're the guys we hear about all day.
	I haven't seen one in real life in a quarter of a century.
	But anyway, I'm driving back and I'm thinking about Drag Queen Story Hour.
	Pull up that meme I sent you with the kid dancing.
	It's very recently.
	Yeah, that one.
	Like, this is a state we're in, right?
	Is this about gay awareness?
	A toddler watching a nine-year-old boy dance for money from adult homosexual men.
	Is this really about making sure gay kids aren't bullied?
	Was that kid getting bullied?
	Now we're giving him money, no, it has nothing to do with homosexuality, folks.
	Drag Queen Story Hour is about emasculating men.
	And I started thinking about it at this baseball tournament where I kept seeing these little kids, these young boys, in pink socks.
	And with pink, they wear these arm protectors.
	I don't know.
	It's supposed to keep your arm warm or something.
	It doesn't really make sense.
	But they have these, the pitchers have these arm things and they're fluorescent pink.
	And I realize this isn't about breast cancer.
	What the fuck are you doing?
	All the moms didn't know to get a mammogram until they saw their son wear pink.
	And they do this with the MLB.
	They'll have the catcher with his pink plate, pink everything.
	Even the little pads that they put under their calves when they're crouching down, the catcher, those are fluorescent pink.
	Just pinkity, pink, pink, pink, pink, pink.
	Why are you doing that?
	To raise awareness.
	What?
	Everyone knows about breast cancer.
	I think it's the number one killer of women.
	Outside of heart attacks.
	40,000 women a year die from breast cancer.
	We got it.
	And it doesn't need your money.
	You've done little marathons where you raise 10 grand.
	It's a multi-billion dollar industry.
	It's cooking.
	You could argue that prostate cancer needs the money.
	It doesn't get that kind of attention.
	So then I realized this fucking, we talked about this last week, right?
	The pink badges?
	That's about emasculating cops.
	And the pink socks are about emasculating boys.
	And Drag Queen Story Hour is about emasculating toddlers.
	No, it's about gay awareness.
	It's about showing them that gays are cool people.
	Really?
	Well, then why don't you just have a normal gay up there with a slight lisp, just going, hey guys, my name is Randy.
	This is my husband, Mark.
	Anyway, we're going to read Storytime.
	Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	Here's a story.
	See, look at me being a human being.
	I'm a gay.
	They never do that.
	They don't do that because they want young boys to be stripped of their masculinity.
	Why?
	Well, the reason why this is happening is because we've given women the reins.
	Here, ladies, do what you want.
	And women, and we see this in animals too, they just have this natural instinct where they want to fuck you, man.
	And the man obviously doesn't hit her, but he says, that's ridiculous.
	Sit down.
	We have gotten to a point where women actually go, fuck you, man.
	The same way a kid will push the boundaries with a father and say, no, I'm not going to bed.
	And you have to go, crying out loud, get to bed now.
	They do that to men.
	And we're sitting there going, okay, fine, fuck me.
	And then they keep going and going, fuck you, fuck you.
	And we keep going, yeah, yeah, I suck, I suck.
	They don't like it.
	You're supposed to go, no, no, no, enough with that.
	Watch it.
	I know this sounds very sexist, but women, females in general, need some sort of authority figure, some sort of patriarchy.
	And we see this with turkeys.
	We see this with cows.
	We see this with chickens.
	You need a male in the midst to just create order.
	When cows are left without a bull, they start attacking each other.
	It's chaos.
	And we all know that the bullies online that are bullying these girls and calling them fatten bitches are women.
	Women bully women.
	Men don't.
	I never knew what a fat girl was until the other girls at my high school said, yeah, she's fat.
	It's like, I just thought she had nice big tits.
	This is 1984, by the way, back before people were actually gigantic tubs of shit.
	So anyway, go back to this 2-8.
	This is what they've done.
	They've created men that they don't want to fuck.
	Now, scroll down.
	Okay, this is go up a little bit.
	Wait, that's way too much, dude.
	Jesus Christ.
	Go down.
	Not the rap, not Hollywood Reporter.
	What's that one, Matt Reeves?
	No, Marcus Jones.
	Look at this guy.
	Marcus Jones.
	Casting Zoe Kravitz opposite Robert Patterson in The Batman is perfect because although I don't think they've dated, they are definitely each other's type.
	Chemistry is about to be fire!
	Can you imagine writing that?
	Can you imagine thinking of celebrities' chemistry?
	And I clicked on this guy, and he talks about celebrities' chemistry quite a bit.
	He's a reporter for Entertainment Weekly and apparently a love chemist.
	BuzzFeed News, too.
	Oh, BuzzFeed News.
	This is who's controlling our media.
	New York Mag, Vulture.
	All these stories you hear, all this fake fucking news comes from these not even gay, but emasculated men.
	Look at the next guy below him.
	Go back.
	Below him.
	Yeah, you're in him.
	Okay, okay, okay.
	This guy.
	Matt McDaniel.
	I don't think he's gay.
	Zoe Kravitz was seven months old when the first Tim Burton Batman came out.
	So?
	Click on him.
	What a dork.
	What a cunt.
	What a pussy.
	What does it say?
	I can't read the write-up because the editorial director at Pluto TV.
	Views and opinions are not shared or requested by anyone.
	He, him.
	He, him.
	1,000 followers.
	Who him.
	Check out the new cover of GQ, speaking of the war on men.
	This is the new masculinity.
	A sleeping bag gown.
	Yeah.
	This is what you should be wearing.
	And in that article, by the way, GQ, all magazines, LA Mag, the one that did that hit piece on me, all run by homosexuals.
	All run by gays.
	So of course, they don't see masculinity as a good thing.
	They're like, wear a sleeping bag gown, girls.
	Let's do it.
	Pharrella's hitting the red carpet tonight with the Coleman double insulated padded knitted sleeping bag.
	It's waterproof.
	Why did you say knitted, double insulated, all that shit?
	You were writing that joke as it came out your mouth, weren't you?
	Yeah, you knew the red carpet, and then you thought, I'll just wing it.
	You're not smart enough to wing it.
	Don't ever do that to yourself.
	I don't know much about sweeping bags.
	Sweeping bags?
	Yeah.
	Which brings me to this meme.
	There's a meme war going on.
	There's a war against masculinity.
	There's also a meme war.
	Oh, yeah.
	Look at him cry.
	That's so weird.
	God, what a pussy.
	I've been around him before.
	He is a fucking pervert.
	All he does is hit on every single female there relentlessly.
	And he's a creep.
	You know who else is like that?
	Gene Simmons.
	Total fucking creep who skeves out every female in the room.
	In that article, I think he goes off about how he regrets contributing to toxic masculinity via rap.
	Have you ever heard the song He's a Dirty Dog?
	Damn it.
	Farrell's Band, what were they called?
	The Neptune?
	Yeah.
	Pull up that song.
	It's a great song.
	This is what he regrets.
	This is the toxic masculinity he regrets.
	He's a dirty dog.
	Oh, lap dance, yeah.
	Yeah.
	This is horrible.
	A guy fornicating with strippers.
	Meanwhile, Pharrell hasn't stopped fornicating with strippers.
	Turn it up.
	This is back when I invented hipsters and things were normal.
	Look, you could be horny and have pretty girls in your video.
	That's a weird line, eh?
	I dare a motherfucker to come in my face.
	Like, he means get up in my face?
	But you just said come in my face.
	You can say get and that would easily be.
	Yeah, get up in my face.
	Step to me.
	There's a million different ways to say that.
	Why'd you choose come in my face?
	Maybe in an orgy scenario that really has to be said.
	You think you're tough?
	Go ahead.
	Try to come in my face.
	I'll dodge it.
	I'll move.
	Like Neo.
	Okay, you got a little bit there, but not that much.
	You were going for here.
	You got one little strand right there.
	That was really.
	Frick and wash this.
	I don't care, bitch.
	I dare you.
	You can come on my neck all you want.
	I said my face, though.
	Motherfuckers think they can step to me, think they can come in my face.
	Oh, hell's no.
	Hell no.
	You try it, motherfucker.
	Just try to fuck me.
	I would never let you fuck me, bitch.
	I will never blow you, you pussy.
	That's pretty gangster.
	Motherfuckers think they can come all over me like I'm that bitch.
	Try to spank my ass.
	You are drawing the line.
	Yeah, try to spank me.
	You think I'm going to wear lingerie for you, motherfucker?
	Never.
	You can't get me hard.
	I pulled it out the zipper.
	Flash it.
	Let's see what you're doing.
	I'm doing a sexy dance for you, you bitch.
	Who you think you is?
	I ain't sucking your toes.
	I'll get close.
	I might give you one foot massage, probably do a shitty job.
	On purpose.
	I'll do a half-ass foot massage and then tell you to get the fuck out.
	No lotion.
	Lotion-free, bitch.
	So, yeah.
	You really got to look at this drag queen story hour in a different way.
	There really is a war on men going on, a war on masculinity, which kind of brings us to this meme war that's going on.
	So over the weekend, Count Dunk, Carpe Dunctum, sorry.
	Carpe Dunctum, who was on Sunday's big show.
	Yes.
	Carpe dunctum was booted from Twitter, 1.7.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	Now, if you go to 1.8, his theory is that, so Project Veritas have done this awesome expose on CNN.
	They've had a mole in CNN.
	I have a theory about their moles.
	I don't know who this person is, but I bet it's a hottie.
	And these guys, these nerds who work at CNN go, holy shit, a pretty girl's talking to me.
	And that's when they get cool and they say, our CNN is totally fucking biased.
	We suck.
	So Carpe Dunkedum shared some of these exposed CNN videos on his Twitter and was banned right after.
	So then they thought, wait, we're making it kind of obvious with the fake news.
	Oh, by the way, before we finish that, fake news this weekend was out of fucking control.
	Check out this, 3-2.
	ABC was talking about how terrible Trump is and how he really fucked up by pulling out of Turkey and the Kurds are getting murdered.
	And the footage they show is, I think if you go down, they have it.
	It's a shooting range.
	Turn that up.
	Trump ordering the withdrawal of all U.S. troops from northern Syria.
	Just one week after his fateful call with President Erdogan of...
	...Curid civilians in a Syrian border town.
	The Kurds, who fought alongside the U.S. against ISIS.
	Now, horrific reports of a...
	Isn't that amazing?
	Yeah, it's slaughter in Syria.
	And then what's it from?
	Oh, a Knob Creek night shoot in 2017.
	Like, it's so fucking blatant.
	It's actually kind of frustrating because I know Project Veritas is going to come out with all this salacious gossip and damning evidence that CNN is biased, but they're going to ignore it.
	This is all about winning now.
	They know Max and John don't deserve three and a half years.
	They don't deserve one day.
	But it's good for Trump to make it look like there's white nationalists everywhere and he sucks.
	So let's just throw innocent men in jail.
	And then, Kurt Eichenwald, remember him?
	He's the guy who was caught.
	He was caught looking at Tentacle Porn.
	That was Tentacle Porn was 3-4.
	He was tweeting out something to prove how anti-Semitic America is.
	But he accidentally didn't, he forgot to hide his tabs.
	And one of his tabs was Tentacle Porn, which he later claimed, oh, no, I was just showing my kids that it exists.
	Oh, okay.
	Oh, much.
	No.
	He also is the one where someone flashed, this is 3.5, someone flashed a strobe at him on Twitter because he said he has epilepsy.
	And he pretended, I don't believe him, but he said he had a seizure.
	I don't believe him.
	And so he charged the guy with giving him a seizure.
	And it made it all the way to court, but they threw it out.
	Anyway, this is the cunt, Kurt Eichenwald.
	He's almost as bad as Brian Stettler, the turgid tattletale.
	And so just like that Syrian bullshit, he put out a tweet.
	This is the New York Times best-selling author, of how horrible it is in Syria right now.
	And he used a 1983 image of child earthquake victims to bash Trump.
	This is just like when they had the kids in cages and it was Obama.
	All right, so sorry.
	So that was my little fake news tangent.
	But to get back to the meme war, there's all this shit about to drop about CNN from Project Veritas.
	And Carpe Donctum alluded to it, was banned.
	He's back.
	And also over the weekend in the meme wars, we had this video going around.
	This is 1.4.
	And it's a scene from Kingsman.
	Is it this one?
	Yeah.
	In the movie, these guys are zombies that have lost their minds.
	And the guy from the Kingsman has to go in and kill them all because they're about to commit mass shootings all over the place.
	You separate them from their parents.
	We're going to rip your son from his mother's arms and throw him in a cage full of pedophiles.
	And let them have...
	We're going to end it.
	I'm going to prove that to you today.
	Not that we condone shooting people.
	And by the way, everyone, so everyone's freaking out about this meme saying it's violent.
	That was a person being killed, yes.
	But mostly, hey, there's my alma mater up, Vice News.
	It's entities.
	It's like the New York Times.
	Yeah.
	So it's a symbol.
	That's pretty good.
	Rosie O'Donnell.
	That happened to be Rosie, yeah.
	We stabbed her in the head.
	That was Maxine Waters.
	He punches Maxine Waters in the stomach.
	Maxine Waters, who's called for violence all the time.
	See, they're very sensitive when it comes back their way.
	Anyway, you get the idea.
	These were the guys, by the way, in 1-6, who had a play in New York City where they murdered the president in a bloody, horrific way.
	And Laura Loomer and Pesobic went in and disrupted it.
	They were totally fine with that.
	They love that shit.
	And they say, no, no, in other plays, we killed other presidents.
	No, in the other kills, it was just like, poo, ow, ooh.
	With the Trump one, they stab him and stab him and people are clapping and cheering as the president is filleted.
	Is it filleted or filleted?
	Anyway, so they're really mad that this meme was shown at Mar-a-Lago.
	Andy No, this is 1-4.
	No, 1-5.
	Andy No says, points out, yeah, technically it was shown at Mar-a-Lago.
	It was in a back room in a meme exhibit at the back kitchen, which was entirely empty and had nothing to do with his campaign.
	They say that it was a Trump pack that did it, and he's advocating for mass violence.
	No.
	Some dude did it.
	But it got me thinking about that movie, Kingsman, and how I've always suspected it was a tip of the hat to Proud Boys.
	And I want to explain why.
	Let me change my shirt.
	It's not fair.
	Wasted water.
	Wasted air.
	Yeah.
	you Bye.
	Five reasons why Kingsman is clearly a Proud Boys movie.
	It's irrefutable.
	I assume the writer is a fan.
	The shout-outs are relentless and unavoidable.
	Let's start with number one, the message.
	The message of this film is anti-globalist.
	At the very spoiler alert, at the end of the film, I can't remember if this is one or two, but all these elitists' heads blow up.
	World leaders die at the end of this film.
	And these world leaders were conspiring to let the world burn, but they are saved.
	You know, Lyndon LaRouche, you always talked about the Green New Deal, global warming, as eugenics for dummies.
	They want to control us.
	They see themselves as elite, as superior.
	And us working class people, we're scum.
	The lowly masses are scum.
	This is pure Soros stuff.
	And we look at, there's even globes in this picture right there as all their heads explode.
	These are all the world leaders.
	This is Drain the Swamp.
	This is MAGA.
	This is anti-elitist.
	And you can't be anti-elitist without being pro-working class.
	And while they allow the world leaders, look at these guys.
	Look at these politicians blow up.
	As they blow up, we are big upping the working class and saying, no, you're not going to kill us.
	You're not going to destroy us.
	And Eggsy, the main character, is a working class tough kid from the streets who is good enough to become this FBI guy, this Secret Service agent, this MI5 dude.
	And so they're saying, you can do it too.
	And that brings me to number two, the Perries.
	The Fred Perrys.
	He's wearing the same Fred Perrys that Proud Boys wear.
	And you'll notice too, by the way, that jacket is Jeremy Scott.
	Jeremy Scott's very like early aughts.
	Whoa, what happened to me there?
	Early oughts.
	Oh, it's green, so it's not showing up.
	Vice kind of a thing.
	But I won't bore you with the Jeremy Scott thing.
	That was a reference I caught.
	But yeah, the black and yellow Perry, the black and gold Perry is brutally obvious.
	There he is, walking in, checking out all the guns.
	And Fred Perry's, the media loves to make it about Nazi skinheads.
	Fred Perry's are a mod thing, the mods in the 60s.
	And the mods were working class, patriotic Brits who loved England and wanted to improve themselves.
	So though they were poor, they wore these expensive tennis shirts.
	Fred Perry was a tennis player.
	And they said, I'm going to look neat and tidy.
	And I'm going to wear a suit, and I'm going to ride around on my scooter.
	I'm going to wear a parka because there's so much, you know, it's pre-catalytic converters.
	So it's dirty riding around on a scooter.
	And Proud Boys embrace that mentality, blue-collar guys picking themselves up by their bootstraps.
	And so does Fred Perry.
	Number three, bourbon.
	In the film that this is in number two, it takes place in America.
	And these patriots, these MAGA dudes, are big bourbon drinkers.
	Proud Boys, of course, are famous for their Maker's Mark and their Budweiser consumption.
	And in this movie, the way that they find out where the statesmen are, again, another spoiler alert is a Scottish guy drinks a whole bottle of bourbon and gets so drunk that he can see the inside of the bottle.
	And where it is, yeah, there they are.
	See?
	They're in a bourbon factory.
	That's where the headquarters are.
	Come on.
	Number four, obviously the guns.
	Proud Boys are famous for being big defenders of the Second Amendment, going to rifle ranges on a regular basis.
	They just love guns.
	And guns are an integral part of this movie.
	And cool guns, too.
	Shotguns, handguns.
	What is that?
	Cool.
	Anyway, is that a handgun shotgun?
	I don't know.
	I don't know guns, but guns are all over this movie.
	Proud Boys are obviously Pro 2A.
	And then number five, he fucks a princess in the ass.
	I think we have the clip from that.
	I guess I'm also doing a spoiler alert.
	Sorry, love.
	If you save the world, we can do it in the asshole.
	I'll be right back.
	And spoiler alert, he does save the world and he does fuck her in the ass.
	He brings some booze to that meeting.
	I think those are the two glasses he uses to as foreplay.
	And Proud Boys are known as degenerate drug users who are sexual perverts.
	So I love that there's all this controversy with Kingsman going on right now because we started it.
	Yeah, what do you think?
	Yeah.
	I've never seen a movie with my kids.
	You know how I did it?
	How?
	I knew the asshole part and the sex was coming up.
	So I just went, this is fast forward.
	Yeah, I did that with Animal House.
	Any dildos, anything.
	Yeah.
	When he's with the 13-year-old.
	My son loved it.
	The movie, that is.
	So yeah, we skipped.
	I wasn't here for Columbus Day.
	I would have talked about how the West is the best, and I wouldn't have apologized for creating the modern world.
	Yes, he did some rough stuff back then.
	It was the 1400s for crying out loud.
	And yes, he cut off a guy's nose for stealing corn and cut off his ears.
	That's what the Aboriginals were doing to his people.
	Like, there's this notion that we came down there and started attacking all these Indians.
	They were attacking us.
	They were ripping out our fingernails, burning us alive, eating our hearts.
	So it was that kind of horrific violence was the vocabulary of the time.
	That's how people were punished.
	He was just really speaking locally.
	He was acting locally, thinking globally, acting locally.
	And the Indians were doing this way before we got here.
	In the book, The Myth of the Peaceful Savage, which I highly recommend, we hear about mass graves and cadavers that have been discovered with like 50 arrows in them.
	And they realized that these, what they would do to their enemies is they would keep shooting them with arrows.
	So in the afterlife, they'd be disfigured and dismembered and poked full of holes.
	And yeah, that aqueduct picture just pretty much sums it up.
	This is 312 BC.
	This aqueduct went into the main city in Rome where it ended with a fountain with perfectly fresh water that you can have.
	And an aqueduct is, it's when you use gravity, right?
	To bring water from some beautiful little lake right into your village.
	312 BC.
	And then you see these shithole countries where they're carrying water on their head and you think, so I'm not allowed to say the West is the best.
	Max and John are getting three and a half years in prison because they think that an aqueduct is superior to carrying water on your head.
	I think we use an aqueduct system for New York City.
	It starts up in, I think, fish kills and it uses gravity to bring the champagne of tap water to your home.
	And before that, of course, New York City, this was the 1800s, I guess, was a fucking shithole because there was horse crap everywhere.
	So everyone was drenched in disease.
	It was basically India, although they have human feces.
	But the West isn't the best.
	Human feces all over the road and the champagne and drinking waters, that's the same.
	Bangladesh is the same as Manhattan.
	Do these people even believe this shit?
	I went there to Freshkills where they have our water supply.
	Freshkill, yeah.
	It's not too far from my old stomping grounds up there.
	Yeah, it's not guarded very well.
	Like you could just, it's one little fence, and you can just pour in a bunch of LSD.
	Although I was told, yeah, go try it.
	Like the second you go near the fence, no way.
	Oh, wow.
	A million cops will appear.
	That's a lot.
	Okay.
	So we've covered the meme wars.
	Oh, here's a story I want to get to.
	I got to say, you're fucking distracting me today with your relentless stretching.
	We've been sitting here at the desk for what, an hour?
	And you're acting like you're 100 years old.
	Because my neck is always stiff, but it's always stiff.
	Have you heard anyone under 70 say that?
	My back's just hurt.
	Maybe it's this chair, but I think since I live in the room.
	You have an orthopedic cushion.
	Yeah, but that doesn't...
	I mean...
	I think I have Lyme's disease, legitimately.
	Lyme's disease.
	You have more than one Lyme disease.
	Yeah.
	You have Lyme's.
	You do nap constantly.
	Yeah, I'm sleeping all the time.
	You better hope you have Lyme.
	Yeah, Yeah, because you got some splaining to do.
	You got some spleening to do.
	You know what?
	Let's stop the show.
	Let's stop the show.
	I'll film it with my phone.
	We'll go live.
	And I'll take you to the doctors.
	I'll pay for it.
	It's cheaper than providing you with medical care.
	It's possible to do that at this moment, you think?
	Yeah.
	Change your shirt because you fucking reek.
	No, I got to change my shirt because just in case.
	I don't wore a hoodie, but this is a MAGA shirt.
	Yeah, let's go.
	Okay.
	And we'll piece it together.
	Don't worry, folks.
	You're not getting any less show.
	We are going to the doctors right now to see if Ryan has Lyme disease.
	Music
	Why are you walking like a weird orangutan?
	Did you know it's orangutan and not orangutan?
	Yeah.
	Did you know that when Asian girls do that slide that you just did, it goes because their pussies are sideways.
	It's racist.
	Sometimes slideways.
	Let's make a bet.
	I bet that you have Lyme disease.
	Let's make a bet that Asian girl would never slide down.
	There's one.
	Oh, there's a cool skater.
	Not really hard to find.
	Skate and destroy, dude.
	Let's make a bet.
	I bet you $20 that you have Lyme disease.
	Okay.
	If I don't?
	It's lose-lose for you, because if you don't have Lyme, then that means you're so incompetent that people around you assume you have a disease.
	I assumed I have a disease, and I think I'm correct.
	Really?
	What?
	Hi!
	I didn't know that.
	It's not a fact.
	No, that's an Asian's pussy.
	Oh, yeah, get it.
	Alright, let's cross.
	Okay, so deal.
	You give me 20 if you don't have lime.
	I give you 20 if you have lime.
	And we can just walk right in?
	Well, yeah, it's a pay-as-you-go clinic.
	I'm paying...
	So you pay and I go.
	Alright, that's good.
	Why are you here?
	Because I believe I have Lyme's disease.
	Lymes?
	Yeah.
	Is it Lyme disease?
	So you believe you have several Lyme diseases?
	I thought it was Lyme's.
	Hold on, second.
	Let me get my water.
	Usually I don't wear sweatpants at all about.
	When you're just walking, you bump the wrong way, the wind blows, and then you get a boner, and then now you're freak with an exposed weekend.
	So, when I worked at the Renaissance Fair, my grandfather would drive me there, and we would go over this hill that would give me a boner every time.
	And it was right when we were about to get out, and I had to, like, wear these pirate pants, and they were very flowy.
	Wait, you went to the Renaissance Fair just as a pirate?
	I would work there, yeah.
	It was more like a peasant than a pirate.
	But I didn't know the difference at the time.
	I was very uncultured.
	But I figured wear the sweatpants here, so that way when they do the hernia test, they can just go right to the pants.
	Why would they do a hernia test?
	See if everything's all right down there?
	Dirt.
	Lime.
	And I'll pay for it, and I bet you don't have lime.
	Lime.
	Not lime, lime.
	Is it lime or lime just in the name?
	In the coconut.
	But for me, it's a little bit of a drink.
	Normally it's good.
	How much do you wear?
	One sticky, I think.
	In your head?
	Five, six, six.
	Five, five.
	Is it like five five?
	Can you feel like the print cream?
	Because I feel like taller than that.
	No, she's not going to get out a meter stick and measure you, dude.
	Not what your e-Harmony profile says.
	What you eat Harmony.
	I have no idea about that things.
	But yeah, this is in the room.
	This exact same.
	It's like a different cut of it.
	Yeah, it's from IKEA.
	I think that they research really well.
	They want to make you feel at home, so they put a little thing up.
	They'll change the room.
	They bought that because they figured it's at your house.
	I see.
	Are you concerned that on the woman's monitor, I could see from here that the word AIDS was flashing?
	So you were saying that you don't like needles?
	How did you think we were going to test for Lyme disease?
	That maybe if I scrape my knee or something outside, they'll be able to just take it.
	Well, what did you think?
	He was just going to touch your hip and go, you have Lyme.
	Are you thinking of a Juju man, maybe voodoo?
	Imagine this sterile environment and then a guy with like a headdress and like punched over with.
	The second we left the office, you must have known that you're getting a blood taking.
	I thought maybe a hair sample got playing.
	Has that ever happened?
	What a hair sample?
	Yeah.
	To determine disease.
	Probably that.
	But for drug tests and stuff like that, like a fun certain thing.
	Yeah, it looks really cool.
	Dash, what's up?
	Look at this.
	Mm-hmm.
	A treasury bummer.
	She's sucking blood out of your body that you need to relax.
	Going inside of your vein.
	There's a steel hole going into your vein right now that's sucking out your blood that you need to live.
	She's probably a Jim Morrison song right now.
	Who closes the doors Jim Morrison?
	A Jim Morrison song.
	Is Molly Crow a Vince Neal song.
	I mean, you've seen the newer performances, I'd say so.
	I'm going to put the band on my head.
	Co-pressure.
	Field trip.
	So we'll know tomorrow.
	Hell yeah.
	If you have an excuse for all your napping and stretching.
	But you are from upstate New York.
	That's right.
	Well, yeah.
	And you did have a ring from a tick bite.
	I don't know if it was a tick bite.
	I went to the hospital for it, and that was inconclusive, but that was like 10 years ago.
	So this could have happened two years ago, three years ago, five years ago, six years ago, a month ago.
	But I thought with Lyme, when you've had it for too long, like Kathleen Hanna of Bikini Kill, there's a whole documentary about her, and she basically has MS. Her Lyme is so bad, and it's because she didn't nip it in the butt.
	I've had Lyme.
	Anyone who spends time upstate gets Lyme disease.
	In fact, everyone I know upstate, they just go and they get checked for it every year.
	It put Avril Levine out for a while.
	She's like, I couldn't get up for like four weeks.
	I've been just.
	Are you going to become smarter if you have it and you get cured?
	Because that would really help me out.
	There's cognitive effects, skin effects, nervous system.
	Why don't you find the trailer for the Kathleen Hanna movie?
	This is an article that she wrote, but yeah, let me find that trailer.
	Why would you pull up an article that she wrote?
	I also have heard rumors a biochemical weapon that was created by the government.
	I've heard that too.
	Yeah, yeah.
	What is taking you so long, Lime Man?
	You don't have lime.
	I'm feeling limey.
	Touched by Lime when Punk Rock Collides.
	There's a lot of videos on her.
	It's one particular movie.
	What are you doing?
	I'm going to fucking stab you.
	Okay, I'll show you what I'm looking at here.
	Touched by Lime.
	That looks like it's like this.
	And then.
	Wait, but it's...
	Struggled with Lyme disease.
	Now, this looks like a piece on it.
	Yeah.
	There's so much press.
	Oh, I was on this guy's show once.
	I called it my other co-guest a lying bitch, and they cut me off.
	And then they said, sorry, we just can't have that kind of behavior.
	Let's hear what she says.
	Yeah, it sucks.
	I'm actually in treatment right this very second.
	I have a couple more difficult treatments to do.
	But now the treatments just make me feel kind of like a hair.
	She's with her hair and nauseous, and I'm just about at the end where I can just kind of maintain and I can do a lot more touring.
	And I've played shows, I've done all this stuff.
	And, you know, two years ago, I thought I was dying.
	And I was having seizures like every day.
	And I found an amazing doctor through that movie, Under Our Skin or Under My Skin, about Lyme disease, which I really recommend to anybody who's wondering about it or has a family member or friend or has it themselves because it helped me find the right person to treat me.
	And I'm really fortunate because it's a challenge.
	I really have been given a second chance.
	All right, that's nice.
	That's good.
	So she's getting cured.
	By the way, ladies, balding is the biggest deal breaker we have.
	Gigantic fat pigs have dates.
	Balding women do not.
	If you were balding, go to Singapore and get the plugs.
	Whatever you have to do, fix it.
	We cannot deal with balding chicks.
	And even when we're not trying to fuck you, just seeing you on the street makes us go, which isn't nice.
	I went to see the movie Sin City.
	Remember that kind of comic booky movie?
	Oh, yeah, Frank Miller.
	Frank Miller.
	And the rows were very stacked.
	It was very tall.
	It was almost like a baseball stadium.
	You know, in New York, you have to make use of your space.
	And the woman in front of me was almost between my knees.
	She was so below.
	And I could see the top of her head perfectly.
	It's basically my dad's head.
	I could count her hairs.
	She had 1,000 hairs, which isn't a lot.
	That's sad.
	And I just, I was like this the whole movie, just staring.
	stare away from stuff like that if i see some kind of weird stare Yeah.
	Is that lime too?
	Yes.
	You mean look away?
	I look away.
	You stare away?
	Stare away.
	I'm nude.
	Oh, no, wait.
	What are you doing?
	Stare away.
	I don't have a shirt on.
	I think stare away actually means to stare over.
	Stare away.
	I'm staring.
	Stare away.
	Don't look at me.
	I'm hideous.
	Stare over there.
	Making retardation.
	Yeah.
	Retardation.
	Very difficult retardation.
	All right.
	Oh, we've got so much more to talk about before we get to the mailbag.
	Here's a little fun piece.
	Remember a long time ago, this is a 1-2.
	Remember a long time ago, maybe two weeks ago, I was all pissed because they were talking about pulling statues from Central Park.
	And this cunt, Hank Willis Thomas, was poo-pooing two statues.
	Christopher Columbus, the man who discovered the Western world.
	And by the way, can we just make something clear?
	He sailed to the Americas.
	They mean the Caribbean.
	He landed in like Diar and Haiti and stuff.
	He never went to America.
	He didn't kill the American Indian.
	Now, a lot of Indians died.
	Something like, some say 95% of the Indian population was killed around, soon after Columbus arrived.
	You know why?
	Because they got a disease.
	We had the bubonic plague.
	They had their own plague.
	And yes, maybe it came from the Spaniards infecting the Taino or whatever they're called all along the Caribbean.
	Then this virus, this epidemic, crawled up Central America, up the west coast, and went east, devastating populations because they didn't have an immunity to this weird European disease.
	Holy fuck.
	What if it was the plague?
	What if Columbus brought the plague?
	Well, then he's fucked up.
	Don't you hate him?
	No, that's inevitable.
	Sorry.
	What was going to happen?
	No Europeans would ever come to North America.
	He was just the first.
	It was going to happen.
	Well, no, he's a genocidal evil.
	Anyway, so to get back to that story.
	Oh, yeah, one other thing.
	I remember hearing about the pioneers coming, and when the first pilgrims were coming to North America, when they were miles away, they saw all of these fires along the coast.
	Not bad fires, like bonfires, like people hanging out.
	For miles and miles and miles.
	And then soon after, all those people were gone.
	So I think Indians were already dying of this bubonic plague, whatever, let's call it the white plague.
	They were dying of that as the settlers arrived.
	So historically, yes, it looks like they slaughtered millions of Indians.
	They didn't.
	They slaughtered a bunch, and a bunch slaughtered us for 400 fucking years.
	Anyway, so this guy, Hank Willis Thomas, his examples of what statues should go are Christopher Columbus, the greatest explorer of all time, a guy we're still talking about hundreds of years later, and Robbie Burns.
	And he calls him, what does he call him in this?
	Some Scottish poet?
	Some random Scottish poet.
	Dude, he is the pinnacle of Scottish culture, which defines Western culture, by the way.
	I say, I'm a proud Western chauvinist who refuses to apologize for creating the modern world.
	There's a great book by Arthur Herman called How the Scots Invented the Modern World.
	We were the Industrial Revolution.
	We put the steam engine on its side.
	We invented the concept of factories.
	Back in the Industrial Revolution, the 1800s, Glasgow was Taiwan.
	It said made in Taiwan.
	It would be made in Glasgow.
	Everything you were wearing, all your tobacco, every product you were smoking or wearing or doing or driving was made in Scotland.
	So Robbie Burns is a relevant global figure, as is Christopher Columbus.
	And to this day, all over New York, they have Robbie Burns Night.
	They have the Burns Supper.
	All the Scottish pubs in New York have it.
	It's a big deal.
	Everyone wears kilts.
	And it's a testament, too, to Robbie Burns was the first sort of non-snobby public figure who wrote about the working man.
	In fact, one of his most famous poems is A Man is a Man and All That.
	He sort of invented the concept of glorifying the working class.
	And a man is a man and all that, and all that, and all that.
	Anyway, obviously Christopher Columbus is a much bigger figure, but Robbie Burns is an integral figure.
	And the Scotch history of New York is rich, especially when you call it Scotch-Irish, Scots-Irish.
	And that pissed me off.
	And I looked up Hank Willis Thomas, and I thought, you've never heard of Robbie Burns.
	You love to talk about multiculturalism, but you don't mean anything remotely white.
	You've never heard of Robert Burns because you're uneducated and you have a myopic view of the world.
	And your myopic view is everyone's racist.
	I'm a victim.
	Jim Crow, slavery, blah, blah, blah.
	And all his art looks like that.
	So when I saw this guy in the news the other day, this is 1-1 I'm at now, I thought, Hank Willis Thomas, Hank's Willis, and I realized it's the same guy.
	So he's in the news now because he stole a picture.
	U.S. artists accused of stealing iconic images from South African photographers.
	So this guy, this plagiarist decides what statues we get in New York and how if he thinks Robbie Burns is trivial, then that statue is removed.
	Now look how shitty of an artist he is.
	Scroll down.
	Now the picture on the right is what this black photographer took who's been documenting apartheid and life in South Africa for decades.
	Hank Willis Thomas comes along.
	What does he do?
	He goes into Photoshop, clicks around this chick, and then pulls down the contrast on everything that's not her.
	And there's his photograph.
	He's a genius.
	And you know how much he sold that for?
	$36,000.
	You know how much the South African guys sold anything for?
	$1,000.
	Look at this.
	Look at that other picture.
	Wait, is this the same guy?
	Yeah.
	Oh, he's done this before?
	Oh, no, that's a different guy, Graham Williams.
	So he just takes pictures and then he cuts around them and dulls the contrast.
	I mean, there's already precedents and laws set for this.
	Collage is fine.
	You can cut up a bunch of pictures and put them together and make a new picture.
	You can't just adjust the contrast on one part of it and call it yours and sell it for tens of thousands of dollars, you cunt.
	What a shitty human being, huh?
	Well, he did make it black and white, too.
	Touche.
	Touche.
	These are who we're giving the keys to the city to.
	Hey, lazy plagiarist who won't shut up about racism that's 100 years old.
	Here, you decide what statues.
	You decide if Christopher Columbus and Robbie Burns are relevant.
	I remember I think it was Bill O'Reilly who said, I wouldn't mind paying so much tax if I knew it was going to something good that was working.
	But it's that you slam us with your tax and then you just blow it on bullshit that pisses us off.
	Like Charlene McRae's $1 billion Thrive program, where the plan seems to be get so many homeless people to cause so much distress and ruin a city so much that we start talking about mental health.
	And I feel the same way about this.
	Like maybe if someone was talking about what statues to add and subtract and they had, you know, a history degree, I'd go, okay, I guess you know what you're doing.
	Doesn't seem right to erase history, but what's your plan?
	No, it's just some lazy plagiarist who whines about racism constantly.
	We got the fake news.
	That's good.
	All right, so the last story I want to get in before we hit the mailbag is this Antifa guy was killed outside a place called Cider Riot.
	That's in Portland.
	It's where all the Antifa hang out.
	He's hit by a hit and run.
	I suspect it was some thug, some stupid teen, stole a car and hit a guy as one does.
	And I suspect that this guy was drunk.
	This Antifa kid was drunk and in the road and he got rammed into.
	Now, the car crashed soon after that and the guys took off.
	That's what car thieves do.
	You're not going to steal a car and drive the speed limit.
	You steal a car, you go nuts, and then you crash.
	The story in the news became...
	No, it didn't.
	It hit a tree near the DNC building, and the DNC building is right next to Cider Riot, the Antifa Bar.
	And even Sargon of Akkad and the notoriously bald Tim Poole both went, This looks like Proud Boys and Patriot Prayer.
	Tim Poole says, you know, Antifa violence is silly and it's frivolous, but it's not deadly.
	Right-wing violence is deadly and gets people killed.
	What?
	Right-wing violence?
	Is he talking about like that bull-haired guy?
	If you want to get into mass shooters, we've got the Dayton, Ohio shooter who was Antifa, who murdered nine people and himself.
	I also have about three suicides.
	I got a bunch of death by cops, all Antifa.
	I'm going to make a video about this, but my death toll for Antifa, including suicides, is 15.
	15 people either driven to suicide or murdered.
	Or somewhere in between, like William Van Spronsen, whatever his name was, that's kind of suicide.
	He must have known the cops are going to shoot him when he went to do a mass killing.
	And that would have been even more deaths.
	So I don't know what the fuck Tim Poole is talking about.
	And of course, it turns out, like, see, Antifa is even saying, yeah, this doesn't seem to be fascist violence.
	Like, these guys want to get their stories out so fast and be the first to talk about it that they just, it's all conjecture.
	But Antifa, always anti-fascist, say, our sources indicate that this was not related to fascist activity.
	So it was either thugs stealing a car or Antifa on Antifa violence.
	Because none of them are talking.
	But go to Andy No's Twitter.
	If you ever want to know what's going on with Antifa, just check out Andy No's Twitter.
	Because he's got videos of this guy.
	Here, scroll down.
	That's a different thing.
	There he is.
	So that go up?
	That's the guy.
	Is he wearing a dress there or an undershirt?
	Portland NF are telling public not to help police investigate the death of one of their comrades.
	Witness say his friends dragged his body away, leaving a trail of blood.
	That's brand new.
	Sheesh.
	That's juicy.
	Keep going down.
	Minneapolis police chief has confirmed in a statement that protesters last week's anti-Trump demonstration threw human waste.
	No, no, that's another story.
	Keep going down.
	Let's keep going down.
	Yeah, so they go to the DNC building and vandalize it.
	Because I guess the DNC's, it's their fault that the building.
	Do they think the building killed the guy in the car?
	Or what?
	What are you doing?
	I don't think they understand them.
	You know, here's a deep state conspiracy.
	They put a hit on him because he wasn't following the DNC orders.
	And Antifa knows this.
	So they went there and they're like, what the F?
	Nice work, Detective Shitty.
	That's why I call Ryan Detective Shitty.
	All his theories are the worst.
	In fact, they're usually just the opposite.
	So you just do whatever Ryan says to do in reverse, like George Costanza, and you'll have a great life.
	But keep going down because they have footage.
	Oh, that's kind of a separate thing.
	No, no, but I want to see it go up.
	Yeah.
	Look at how we're treated.
	So they talk about right-wing violence, and no one talks about the constant violence that Trump supporters have to endure.
	They threw something at this chick that missed.
	Then they grab her hat.
	She's trying to get it back.
	I mean, she's not safe.
	By the way, ladies, it's a free country and everything, but to be anywhere near Antifa and wearing a MAGA hat, I mean, you're picking a fight.
	We had Cornell West and Candace Owens on free speech this weekend.
	That'll be up shortly.
	And I was talking to Cornell West, and he says, brother, Antifa, they saved our lives at Charlottesville.
	You know, they beat them back.
	And I don't think I said this, but I was thinking, why did Heather Heyer go to what she thought, assumed was a Nazi riot in just like flip-flops and leggings?
	And I mean, I would never say that Heather Heyer deserved to die, but these women go to these brawls thinking they're going to be okay.
	Remember that Goldilocks?
	What's her name?
	Moldilocks.
	She tweeted out, going to get some scalps.
	And she went to also to Charlottesville, actually.
	Was it Charlottesville?
	I can't remember.
	I think that was in L.A. No.
	I don't think so.
	And she got punched by that Nathan Domingo guy, knocked out.
	And her and her boyfriend were bloodied, bloodied but unbowed.
	That was the Battle of Berkeley.
	Battle of Berkeley.
	After the fourth Battle of Berkeley.
	Like, ladies, do you hate MS-13?
	Me too.
	Don't go fucking with them.
	If these Nazis are as prevalent and as violent and as dangerous as you think they are, then why are you picking a fight?
	Look at her.
	Did she think she was going to win that fight?
	My daughter's not going to any of this shit.
	Oh, wait, interesting.
	Let me zoom down here.
	Zoom out.
	What's going on?
	I don't know.
	It looks to be some sort of...
	That's some weird claw tool.
	It says, is this what Moldilocks was going to scalp dudes with?
	So they're very violent.
	But here's a story I didn't cover last week, or I can't remember if I covered it last week, but I was reminded of...
	Those people are screaming Nazi scum off our streets.
	And if you go up to 2-2, we see this happened last week, right?
	This Canadian Antifa chick.
	She's yelling at an old lady.
	Remember this?
	Yeah.
	I'm so fucking mad at what's going on with these fake news these days.
	Just stop, stop, stop.
	This, a couple days ago, a cop was shot in Maryland, right outside of Baltimore.
	Zero mentioned it on the news.
	This is, sorry.
	2-7.
	Yep.
	Yep.
	Good boy.
	Damn.
	Yeah.
	Killed.
	What they did is they called the cops, and then the cop came and they shot him dead.
	They don't know who it is.
	The whole place is shut down.
	But Baltimore is so full of criminals.
	You're never going to catch this guy.
	No mention of this.
	This did not make it to Twitter Moments.
	This died on the vine.
	What made it to Twitter Moments was 2.7, where this cop shot a woman on a wellness check.
	They saw that all her lights were off and her front door was open, but she was home.
	And he went over there and he told her, I think she had a gun.
	We don't know.
	Turn it up.
	Responded to a call from a worried neighbor about a door ajar.
	The officer then firing through a window of the house.
	The officer resigning today, the family accusing him of murder, and ABC's Marcus Moore talked with the family.
	Tonight, authorities say the officer at the center of this fatal weekend encounter where an innocent woman was killed inside her own home...
	Trains up.
	Show me in.
	Is not cooperating with their investigation.
	The Fort Worth police chief saying after reviewing the video, he would have fired Officer Aaron Dean, but he quit first.
	Had the officer not resigned, I would have fired him for violations of several policies and by the way, fuck the police's boss.
	He did the right thing quitting because they would have thrown him under the bus so fast and used him as an example, used him as a scapegoat, sorry.
	And said, no, no, no, we have nothing to do with him.
	And he'd be in prison.
	So he quit the first day, got a lawyer right away, shut his mouth.
	He's going to say that she had a gun.
	And maybe she did.
	I mean, she's in this black room.
	He's slowly walking.
	Like, the way the news does that, they just jump to him shooting her.
	So now, if you were to watch that with an uncritical eye, you'd think the cops are just like, oh, look, look here.
	Got a Negro.
	Fucking pfft.
	I hate them.
	It looks like a break.
	And look at all the mess in there.
	Yeah, so he doesn't know.
	Yeah, the good point.
	I never thought of that.
	He doesn't know what's going on.
	It's very unusual for people to be in the dark with the door open ajar.
	It looks like a robbery.
	He goes in there.
	He says, show me your hands.
	Show me your hands.
	She won't show her hands.
	And he goes, Now, you probably should have called for backup.
	I'm not saying the cop did his job perfectly, but we don't know the whole story.
	And the media is already run with the story.
	And they also lie by omission.
	So they don't mention this cop getting shot in near Baltimore, but they focus on this story.
	So maybe cops are getting shot because of bullshit fake news like this.
	Because if I was black and I heard this story and I was incurious, I'd go, cops are just going up to like women's homes and just shooting them in their homes.
	I'm going to fucking call one and shoot him.
	And then this guy gets shot.
	So your clickbait, your lies are getting people killed.
	And Sargon and Tim Poole, I thought we were bros, but your bullshit about right-wing violence and Proud Boys probably killed this Antifa.
	That is why John and Max are getting three and a half years minimum.
	Maybe 15.
	We don't know.
	We're at a point now where five would be good.
	John Kinsman with four black children going away for five years will be good.
	I might start crying about it if I talk too much, but like his oldest boy, I think, is about six.
	Six, a six-year-old and 11-year-old are totally different people.
	They talk different.
	He would recreate movie trailers.
	He would make web slingers and stuff.
	He was really a tinkery kind of a guy.
	Now, 100% baseball, just does baseball stats, watches baseball, hasn't made anything creative in years.
	I love both of those versions of him, by the way.
	But the fact that you're going to miss out on a whole version of your son for bullshit?
	For being in a hate group, you punish four black kids because of your bullshit lies about Nazis.
	I'm glad we got that.
	So anyway, to get back to the Sufi restaurant.
	So they're screaming Nazi scum off our streets.
	And then go back to the New York Post.
	This is 2-2.
	Where she's screaming at that old lady.
	I think she's saying Nazi scum off our streets.
	Yeah.
	Again, with the Nazi scum, there sure are a lot of Nazis.
	I've seen one in 25 years, but you see them everywhere with your Nazi glasses.
	Okay.
	So the girl's screaming and the other guy in the orange shirt, they are refugees.
	They are immigrants to this country.
	I think they're Syrian.
	And you see the guy in the orange shirt in the previous video?
	Same tattoos, same shirt.
	And we go up.
	I hate when you zoom in.
	Sorry.
	Allah Sufi Daloa.
	Dalua.
	His parents own the Sufi restaurant.
	So when this gets uncovered, people go, fuck that restaurant.
	We open our arms to you.
	You come in here and your kids become Antifa.
	By the way, a little side note.
	It's possible that these refugees are assimilating into our culture.
	Toronto, Canada, and East New York, you know, East Coast, West Coast, the coastal cities are so anti-West that it's possible that immigrants come down here and go, okay, what should I do?
	Oh, hate the shit out of my new country.
	Okay, yeah, I'll do it.
	I want to blend in with the locals.
	Like when the Halifax 5 were on Canada Day, the guy telling them they couldn't fly the Canadian flag, the Dominion flag, it's a flag of genocide.
	He was an African immigrant.
	You cannot fly that flag.
	That flag is a symbol of genocide.
	Judging by your accent, you just fucking got here.
	And the first thing you do is tell us that we can't fly the flag?
	So what happened was the restaurant obviously got backlash.
	Hey, your immigrant children were screaming at an old lady calling her Nazi scum.
	I don't want to come here anymore.
	Being the tenacious refugees they are, they twist that and say, we are just lowly immigrants trying to make a living.
	And the racists, they threaten us.
	They give us death threats.
	So we are closing down.
	We're closing.
	They don't mention Antifa.
	And the press, the fake news, gobbles it up.
	This is a real fake news episode.
	The fake news gobbles it up and goes, these poor immigrants are just trying to sell some pita bread, some falafels, and you keep shutting them down.
	So they announced that they're closing due to death threats.
	No mention of Antifa.
	And their children were domestic terrorists who were terrorizing old ladies in town.
	This is in Hamilton, Ontario, which is a little college town outside of Toronto.
	There we go.
	Toronto Syrian says restaurant was forced to close after receiving death threats.
	Do a Command F and see if Antifa is mentioned in that article anywhere.
	Oh, good.
	Well, isn't that a minor detail?
	There's sons involved.
	Okay, so good.
	So at least that press told it once.
	What's that?
	What news source is that?
	I'm actually surprised.
	Globalnews.ca.
	Yeah, they're usually pretty liberal.
	And there we go.
	They got some comments mentioning it too.
	Sometimes you have to go to the comments to get the real story.
	So now there's this billionaire investor who's also an Arab immigrant, and he is reopening the restaurant.
	This is number 21.
	So he goes, we are not going to tolerate racism.
	We are going to reopen the restaurant.
	It's not Toronto.
	It's Hamilton, dumbass.
	And look at all these dumbasses falling for this shit.
	Let's see.
	Is Antifa mentioned in this article?
	Three times.
	In the comments.
	In the comments.
	All in the comments.
	That's what I'm screaming, folks.
	So we see this stupid bullshit article about a bunch of crap and it's all fake news.
	That's why that woman was freaking out that I dared to grab a beer.
	That's why Proud Boys are going to prison.
	That's why we have this bullshit impeachment scandal where they're trying to throw Trump in jail for what it now?
	Oh, for exposing Joe Biden's corruption.
	Anyway, let's go through some...
	Okay.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	So here's a guy, Andre, wants to intern.
	I said no.
	And then he said, I want to write for your site.
	And I said, write me an 800-word article about anything you want, and I will eloquently tell you why it sucks.
	That was a nice thing for me to do.
	And he said, what if it doesn't suck?
	Like, stop wasting my time.
	People do this all the time.
	I'd like to write something or just send the thing.
	Marco, this is from Marcos.
	Hey, Gavin, my brother and his wife currently live with my parents.
	That's fucking lame.
	Your brother's a loser.
	I never understood that, living with...
	I had a shitty house with a bunch of guys.
	We all slept on the floor and stuff.
	Why would you go back to your parents?
	Well, that to save money.
	Live in a shitty place.
	My sister-in-law was searching for a movie on demand and stumbled upon some previously watched porn films and asked my brother if he'd been the one to watch them.
	None of your business, bitch.
	My dad has a history with that shit, so my brother let our mom know about it.
	What do you mean, a history with that shit?
	Ryan and I are probably the only two guys I know that don't watch porn.
	Yeah.
	Well, I know maybe one other.
	Who?
	My ex.
	Oh.
	Not women, dude.
	Men.
	And I don't know her anymore.
	She seemed very fine with the fact that her husband of 27 years was watching all that, shrugging it off.
	What the fuck?
	Do they watch that shit together?
	What would your advice be?
	My brother and his wife are planning to move out later this year, but should we confront them about it?
	Our family has always been dysfunctional.
	No, you're dysfunctional, dude.
	Mind your own fucking business.
	Porn is bad for you.
	So is smoking weed.
	You don't have a sit-down because someone tried a marijuana cigarette.
	God, what a little nosy Nelly.
	What a little bitch.
	Poor dad.
	This poor old man is sitting there jerking off because his wife isn't horny.
	And then he's getting ragged on.
	It's like Archie Bunker all over again.
	You got meathead and little Goyle ragging on the guy who's putting a roof over your heads.
	Jesus H. Christ.
	Dear Gavin, any advice for courting a prude?
	I'm into this girl in my college class who obsessed with doing loan school and having a career.
	She seems like a total nerd, but is super hot.
	She also seems like she hasn't had a serious boyfriend.
	I, on the other hand, love taking drugs and going to bars.
	Any advice?
	Like you need sunglasses, John.
	My advice would be, all is fair in love and war.
	So you have to court her, say all her rules, lie.
	If she's against drinking, then say you don't drink.
	If she hates Trump, so do you.
	And then once she loves you, then you can be yourself.
	Like this, I knew this guy.
	He was an enforcer.
	I've told the story a thousand times.
	I actually told it so much that one of my bartenders said, yeah, you told me this a hundred times.
	And so I said, I'm officially retiring this story to her, but I'm not retiring it here.
	Alex, the enforcer in Montreal.
	And he said, when you're with girl, you're late for dinner.
	She doesn't show up.
	You see her with other guy.
	Everything is no problem.
	No problem.
	Everything is cool.
	Don't worry about it.
	If she make plan with you to go camping and then she changed mind last second, you go, okay, baby, don't worry about it.
	Everything is okay.
	You live your life normal.
	You keep going and you let that rage build up inside you.
	And then the second she say, I love you, you turn her over and you fuck that bitch in the ass for all the bullshit she put you through.
	And he was like banging the table as he did that ending part.
	And I've lived by that lesson.
	Same with jobs, too.
	Like when you're negotiating with a job, yeah, that's fine.
	No, no, I can work weekends.
	Yep.
	30,000 a year sounds great.
	Yeah, yeah.
	You get in and then you bend over your boss and you fuck him in the ass for all the bullshit.
	Then you ask for a raise once you've shown yourself that you might get poached by someone else.
	Oh, they want me.
	They're going to pay 80.
	You know, you got to get in the door.
	They say you get the job, you just light a cigarette right there.
	You're like, thanks, boss.
	By the way, fuck you.
	Yeah, every time I watch Shark Tank, I just, I'm sitting there watching the show going, say yes, say yes.
	They'll be like, I want $300,000 for 5%.
	Really, what were your sales?
	We haven't sold any yet, but it's a really good idea.
	And I've spent some money on marketing.
	And then they'll come back with, How about 60% for 50 grand?
	And I'll go, say yes.
	And they never do.
	You're still, he's sitting here stretching and you better pray that you have Lyme disease.
	I'll find out soon enough.
	So yeah, and get her drunk.
	Don't rape her, obviously, but get some booze in her.
	But you're right, prudes are great.
	That's a high-quality woman you got there.
	Subject Larry from ROK Productions.
	That guy was awesome.
	You should have him back.
	Maybe get a couple more mentally homeless freaks through the show every now and then.
	It's interesting shit.
	Good on Ryan as well.
	He was very cool and knows how to keep the show going.
	I bet that guy stunk like shit.
	Thank you.
	You know what he was doing, too?
	He was wiping his...
	And what he does is he has this old tissue that's probably three weeks old, so it's falling apart.
	And he wipes his beard and then little fragments come off his beard and fall all over him in the floor.
	He's cheese grating a tissue on his face in real time.
	I saw him once and he just had a strip of fabric from his pants that was about two feet long just dragging behind him.
	Yeah, we got a lot of angry emails about that and I'm telling you, sometimes I'm insecure about something and sometimes I'm positive it was awesome.
	I'm positive this was awesome.
	I think you moved the desk a good amount too.
	Like it looks totally off.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Oh my god.
	Yeah.
	And this angle here?
	Yeah.
	It's supposed to be like this.
	No, now you got less.
	No.
	You're wrong.
	I mean look at the carpet.
	It shows.
	I was just going by the carpet movements.
	No, look, I barely get any room here.
	I'm cut off here.
	I think it's going way back.
	Yeah.
	There I have some room.
	All right.
	Yo, Gervin, any word on your Australian tour yet?
	I'm trying to get Alex Jones to come with me.
	He's really busy right now, but it's still going.
	Still appealing the visa and all that shit.
	I know it's long, but we're living in clown world where nothing makes any fucking sense and people go to prison for nothing.
	I'm pretty sure I told you not to do any sound effects.
	You welcomed that one last time.
	You were like, why'd it take you so long to do it?
	Gavin, that's great fucking television.
	God bless Ryan for making that Columbus Day episode special.
	Best of luck to Gary.
	Love the Viette family from California.
	Now, some negative ones.
	God, what a tremendous waste of time.
	Says an anonymous guy.
	Why would you be anonymous?
	You're going to lose your job because you watched a show?
	Arist Doval.
	Hey, God, I never had any intention of reaching out to this show.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	Longtime listener, first-time caller type of stuff.
	I'm a huge fan.
	But a downtrodden by depression ex-U.S.
	postal employee on a 45-year disability with a two-pack a day cigarette habit that reneged on an easy talk for 35 minutes to earn 20 bucks by leaving four minutes early.
	If I wanted to hear the ramblings of a madman, I would take the train to Penn Station and loiter with the homeless for an hour.
	This episode, the brainchild of none other than Ryan Bababui, Katsi Rivera.
	What?
	Baba Bui is really good at his job.
	And he's been running the Stern Show for, what, 30 years?
	Why am I getting all the credit, good or bad, from this?
	Because you're the one who went down and found him.
	Yeah, but I mean, you okayed it?
	Like, it's not my sole.
	No, it's 100% Ryan.
	And I think it was a great move.
	I think it was really interesting.
	We can't do it again because we know, I think he's said everything he has to say.
	But I want to, if we see him on the street, we should bring a camera downstairs and just get him to talk about, you know, Trump's impeachment or like this Antifa guy that was hit and run.
	God, I'm dying to know what happened with that.
	We should start taking bet DSI bets.
	It was either black teens, and that's why they don't want to investigate it because it goes against their narrative, or a disgruntled Antifa ex-girlfriend.
	Oh, find the Andy No tweet of this guy being an asshole.
	So just all you have to do is go to his Twitter and then scroll down a bunch, and you'll find this guy standing on a desk picking a fight.
	He was a very grumpy Antifa.
	And if it was any way Antifa related, I can add it to my death count and we'll be up to 16.
	This guy over here?
	Yeah, there he is.
	That's the guy who's cool.
	When I was on my first assignment for a student paper at Portland State in spring of 2016, I recorded Sean Killer, who's not a student, arrive with a group of outsiders to shut down a pro-Trump student group meeting.
	Killer jumped on the table to try and fight a student who was filming.
	Oh, wow.
	He personally took that footage?
	Wow.
	Maybe noted, yeah.
	Wow.
	Weird.
	People sending me books.
	Don't do that.
	This is from Mrs. Mike.
	What?
	Is Michael ever a girl's name?
	Maybe it's like if my girlfriend didn't want it to be anonymous, I'm Mrs. Ryan.
	That kind of thing?
	Hmm.
	Hi, the addition of Self finally made me want to give membership a try, but honestly, the free speech episode with Milo and Cornell West made me stay.
	I know Gavin is considering dropping that format, but I hope he'll keep it.
	I don't know, man.
	It is so hard to get these liberals, and they never say anything.
	I respect Cornell West a lot, and he's a very intelligent person.
	he's one of the few academics that I think has read a lot of books.
	But there was like, we need to have a conversation and we need to judge people as people and we have to accept each other's and Like, they never say anything, liberals.
	What's the capital gains tax?
	What should it be?
	What is it now?
	How many is too many illegals?
	Is the SPLC being sued by me?
	Where is Morris Steves?
	Is he still at the SPLC?
	Like, they don't know anything solid.
	And I feel like if I'd sat down with Candace Owens, for example, we could have just ticked off all the boxes.
	We could have talked about Kanye West.
	I think he accused her of making those shirts without his permission.
	Is he lying?
	Why did he drop out of politics?
	Is it because he got a death threat?
	That's my personal theory.
	All of that stuff, back and forth.
	And I couldn't get to that because I was moderating those two.
	So I'm at the point now, and correct me if I'm wrong, but I honestly believe the whole Gore Vidal, William F. Buckley, right and left having a long, intelligent, dangerous discussion, maybe those days are done.
	I mean, you saw all the fake news we talked about today.
	You saw them ignore a dead cop and turn another cop into a hate crime murderer.
	You saw them doctor photos where they took these orphans from the 80s and made them Syrian, or they took a Knob Creek gun rally and made it Syrian.
	You're seeing all these lies.
	You're seeing all these stories ignored.
	Are we really living in an era where we can have a cool debate?
	I don't know.
	The convo was uplifting and fun.
	I like Milo and Cornell much more.
	It was all over smarter, cleaner, blah, blah, blah.
	Actually, lifted my spirits instead of leaving me with a sick feeling from too much swearing and super raunchy arguments.
	Sorry, but a lot of that goes a long way.
	And now that Gavin has known around to keep him on his toes, it's just become way too much.
	Uh-oh.
	So I give her a sick feeling from too much swearing and super raunchy segments.
	Please keep free speech comments like Cornell's from the show was beautifully shot, blah, blah, blah.
	Shows like that may be enough to keep a traditional Catholic like me in the paying ranks.
	I've noticed that a lot of people threatening me.
	It's like, I might cancel that.
	Having that homeless guy on might just make me cancel my membership.
	Like I'm sitting here going, I want a doggy treat.
	I want to doggie.
	Okay, I'll do what you say.
	And you've been doing the censored thing for a long time now, and it's not, I don't know.
	Okay, here's the last one.
	We have time for.
	I heard another one of those, too, the cursing.
	That they don't like it when I curse?
	Yeah.
	Or me or anybody.
	I tried not doing it with CRTV, but like, is there a better word to describe Hank Willis Thomas than Nick Hunt?
	Yeah.
	I don't think you should limit yourself.
	I think you should be mindful, but not...
	It's going to be super raunchy.
	Like, I'd give a warning.
	Yeah.
	But if it's relevant to the news, I'm going to say it.
	As far as not swearing goes, fuck you.
	All right.
	Here's one from Noah.
	You're the coolest bloke with a jokes.
	Remember you did a video, Rebel Media, your top 10 most radical beliefs.
	I think an updated version would be awesome.
	That's a great idea because my views on education are shocking myself.
	I want it abolished.
	I don't want kids going to school.
	I take my six-year-old and his son boxing on Tuesday nights.
	These kids, I think the coach might be a little punchy because he does the same exercises he does with us.
	So there's kids doing crunches, 50 crunches.
	You do crunches so when you get punched in the ribs, you have a strong cord.
	It doesn't crack your ribs.
	Six-year-olds are not going to get punched in the ribs, dude.
	Like, you should have a clown nose on and be doing a funny punchy game.
	I just want my youngest to think of boxing as fun.
	We can get serious when he's fucking 12 or something.
	But anyway, so they do that.
	They do jumping jacks till they're almost crying.
	They hit the heavy bag.
	They do pads.
	Sometimes for an entire round, they're just going bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, on the heavy bags.
	Then I take them to McDonald's and they go ballistic in the play area on the slides and everything.
	Nice.
	So that's two hours.
	My son is drenched.
	They're both drenched in sweat by the time we get back home.
	So that's what normal kids should be doing.
	That's just two hours after they've had a full day.
	And you know what they get at school these days?
	20 minutes.
	20 minutes to run around.
	It's child abuse.
	Modern education is child abuse.
	To put a child in a tiny little desk and make him sit there practicing his letters like he's going to write a letter in the next hundred years.
	What are you doing that for?
	It's because you're fucking lazy is what is going on.
	And you don't want to have to monitor them as they run around.
	You also want to justify your ridiculous salary where if you count the actual hours work, they make about 60 bucks an hour.
	So they have to look justified.
	So they give your kid a bunch of homework and look, he drew a duck.
	Oh, great.
	Let me sign it.
	And you put a little check mark on it.
	So we justify your pathetic existence.
	And now you're adding radical politicization to the mix and teaching our kids that Martin Luther King was murdered by a gun and guns are evil.
	And we stole this land from the Indians and it was built by slaves.
	I had two ideas I wanted to run by you.
	Social media exodus.
	You said in a recent video that straight people are way more gay than gays.
	And I slightly piss myself from laughing because it's so true.
	Screw you for making me need to change my genes.
	There is nothing more quintessentially faggot than the male use of social media.
	No one cares about a dude's selfies.
	Hot women can be appreciated, but men are just acting like women on Facebook and Instagram.
	We are also supporting tyrants while they dick us around and steal our rights, which is even less masculine than taking selfies for six people to like.
	That's a real pet peeve of mine too with Proud Boys.
	They do these group selfies.
	What are you doing?
	And then they get doxxed from them and lose their jobs.
	High price to pay for looking like you're a complete homo.
	I think you are the only one who can leave this exodus.
	No, I don't have that kind of power.
	That's the other thing, too.
	I remember getting, the young Turks were obsessed with the fact that I said, girls should not be going to spring break anymore.
	It's just a giant rape fest.
	If my son wants to go, I'd say, I guess.
	If my daughter wants to go, absolutely not.
	And they didn't get that.
	They go, it's just going to become a sausage fest if Gavin gets his way.
	Yeah, I'm not Mao.
	This shit I say are not dictums.
	They don't become law the next day.
	I don't have the power to create a social media exodus.
	But it is fucking annoying.
	And I've noticed, too, girls have their phones in their hands like an appendage.
	And I watch fights, street fights.
	I love watching street fights on Reddit.
	And without exception, you'll see these phones scattered on the ground.
	And for the beginning of the fight, the phone is in their hand as they fight.
	They just cannot put it down.
	Girls on the street, you see, they walk as they look at their phones now, especially like 12-year-olds.
	They're walking, looking, crossing the street like that.
	Bring back work camps, he says.
	Men refuse to support the children they give life to, screw child support.
	Put them in work camps.
	A man does not want to be a man held accountable for his actions.
	He should have his pay taken.
	Children need fathers.
	That's what will save America.
	Those are my radical ideas.
	Kind regards.
	Noah, P.S. Ryan is a cool guy.
	He's a great personality in the show.
	If he is fired, I will release a video of you wanking it like a horny chimp on cocaine and ecstasy to Miley Cyrus, the least attractive woman in modern pop culture.
	Whoa, how'd he get that?
	I thought that was a secret.
	That does sound insane, and it's communist, and we'll never have work camps and gulags.
	However, if you already have a communist concept like welfare, I think it's totally reasonable to demand a certain amount of volunteer work.
	And I believe this will be tough for you to dig up, but I believe it was in Ohio where a senator said, we're going to enforce, what was it now?
	It was like 10 hours a month volunteer work before you can get welfare and food stamps.
	And he thought, this is a fun idea.
	And it might reduce food stamps, welfare use maybe 2%.
	It reduced it by 85%.
	85% of people on welfare just quit because they go, fuck that.
	I'm not volunteering.
	So that's him proposing it?
	A bill that would require 20 hours per week of work?
	No, that's 2019.
	forced to volunteer.
	Welfare changes forced women to volunteer.
	Should those in welfare force.
	report Might have been Maine.
	Michigan lawmakers do community service or lose welfare 2013?
	Well, this is what we got here.
	This is 2016.
	New report proves Maine's welfare reforms are working.
	Federal officials missed a huge potential upside of getting more individuals back in the workforce.
	Within a year, these able-bodied adults saw their incomes rise by an average of 114%.
	Oh, so not only did they get off welfare, but they became much wealthier, obviously, because they're working.
	Yeah, you see this time and time again.
	Every time you tweak the system and make welfare just a little more difficult, you get massive changes.
	And that's what annoys me about immigration, too.
	They go, you can't put all 30 million people on a bus and send them home.
	No, just attrition, just a little tweak, make it slightly harder to hire people without real working social insurance numbers.
	And they go back to Mexico in droves.
	It doesn't take that much.
	You don't need these big sweeping communist reforms.
	Just say, yeah, I'll give you a food stamp if you volunteer 10 hours a week.
	Oh, you don't want anymore?
	Okay, well, it'll be here if you need it.
	All right, let's end the show with a video.
	I want to do that kid fighting a spider because it's really inspiring.
	6.
	See if it'll let us go full screen on this bad boy.
	We've got to go back to the beginning now.
	Okay, Turner.
	Turn it.
	Okay, I want to hit it.
	Okay, turn it.
	Like he's trying to rip his legs off.
	You're just petting it.
	I'm just petting it, you son of a bitch.
	And now you're turning that into a scare?
	Fuck you.
	Hi, little cute guy.
	You want to play fucker?
	I like the variety, too.
	He's doing punches and shaking it and pulling at its legs.
	Every punch connects, too.
	Nailed it, nailed it, nailed it.
	Get off of me.
	Get your hands off me.
	It's good to see men fighting back, isn't it?
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.

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