(Part 2 only on Censored.tv) That's where we get to do stuff that YouTube would poo-poo us for. GOML LIVE streams on Censored.TV every Thursday, taking your calls and hitting on all the things that are fun and good. GOML LIVE #16 | THE FEMALE BRAIN We cover a lot of ground here but before things get heavy, we try to figure out the difference between a funny Wack Pack type and exploitation of the mentally ill. We also take a look at race mixing in commercials, Meow Wolf, China, lesbian lawyers, Lyndon LaRouche, Jonathan Swift, and cops who tried to put me in prison for 15 years.
Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
Hey, guys, that was a song that we have the rights to because it's Ryan's.
Yep, Ryan made a goth song for our new favorite guy, Nate Ober.
And we're allowed to use it.
YouTube can't stop us.
That's right.
We're like the SNL cast cracking up at our own joke.
Yeah, I kind of Jimmy Foul on that one.
You're going to have to forgive me, but I'm a little nervous.
So hopefully you can forgive me, but of course I'm sporting the...
Yeah.
These are spiky steampunk goggles.
And they come in metallic silver and black, but these are the black ones.
Why does he always say my name Gavin?
Like a super villain or something?
Yeah, like my name's Man.
It's like he's saying Skeletor.
Like, I'm not scared of you.
Yeah.
We were going to get Nate on the show today, but I think he's at the hospital.
Gotting medicated, and they want to put him in a mental institution.
Yeah, the doctors, they prescribe me something for seizures.
I don't have seizures.
So you can follow all that on this YouTube, Nate Ober.
Your camera angle is all fucked up, and it's way too close, and it's showing too much of me.
We can change it.
We should show people who Nate Ober is.
1-1.
See, we have codes now.
I copied this from Robin Quivers.
There's Nate talking about the goggles that we purchased after we saw his show, where he just looks at goth stuff and describes it.
Yeah, apparently this was a cable access television show.
It's like an opening thing, but you're not opening it.
He's just showing a picture of it.
There he is.
There's Nate.
He's much better at makeup than you, by the way.
Thanks.
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Wait, mine didn't come with those?
Yeah, I didn't get the color inserts.
The medication he's on looks like it feels really good.
You know, because he's kind of got an opioid kind of a vibe.
His face was a little loose.
It's pretty good.
Is he on uppers?
I think we saw an old video of him, and it was from years ago, and he was like, hey guys, what's going on?
And he sounded like a normal gay.
Yeah.
And not this sort of like floppy.
Well, he's not gay.
I didn't say he was gay.
Oh.
Maybe the tone should have, I should have changed it.
And in the old video, he looked like a normal gay.
No.
He looked like a normal gay.
Normal gay.
A normal gay.
Normal gate.
There are a lot of videos.
I feel like our viewers aren't as excited about Nate Ober as we are.
They don't get obsessed.
Well, they will be.
But another lunatic I'm obsessed with is, remember the woman who broke into the zoo last week to talk to a lion?
And not just a lion.
She went in there with the giraffe because she literally, this is her words, I literally have the same diet as a giraffe.
So everyone gets this wrong, by the way, this whole story.
This is how bad journalists are.
She's high.
She's a marijuana addict.
And in this day and age, to do marijuana is like being an LSD addict.
So she's rotted her mind.
Her crazy brain is fried on marijuana.
Should it be legal?
Yes.
And the other factor they didn't get on this is she did this for the Gram.
She did this for Instagram.
Just like that young man who died trying to find that untouched tribe off the coast of India.
Yeah.
The Centennial tribe.
What are they called?
Oh, yeah.
Good memory.
It's something like Sentinel.
Sentinel.
LOL.
You know what he does in emails to me?
He writes as LOL.
So he'd be like, we should do something together.
LOL.
Anyway.
I gave my personal number.
She did this for the Graham.
So we'll just update you.
This is a great place to get yesterday's news.
we're now going back like two weeks Someone's mad at her because they go, if that lion attacked you, you would have got the lion killed.
I don't give a shit about animals.
Like, I don't want a lion to die, but that's more.
A human's more important than an animal.
How do we have to...
Especially Americans.
We love animals more than humans.
Yeah, but if they bite a kid, you have to hit it with a hammer until it almost dies.
You know, all of those animals you love, you eat all the time, unless you literally have the same diet as a giraffe.
Anyway, so I looked up her Instagram.
She's a black Hebrew Israelite, which is a racist organization that hates white people.
BHI.
Sometimes they're pretty cool.
Like in New York, they just yell at people, and in D.C., they're violent.
That was the Covington Catholic School kids when they got in that shit with the Indian pounding the drum in their face.
They had just been accosted by black Hebrew Israelites calling them faggots.
And that didn't go anywhere.
That story.
But standing your ground was aggressive.
Anyway, she's one of those.
I don't think they can marry white people.
I think it's illegal.
And they laugh at the Holocaust, By the way, did you know that?
Yeah, that's not the real Holocaust or something.
Yeah, those weren't the real Jews.
They're the real Jews.
So the Holocaust, I think, was like an accident.
Like they got the wrong guys or something.
It's bizarre.
It's hard to mistake the two.
I saw a white guy filming them once dressed as a black Hebrew Israelite.
They say proud boys are racist, but blacks join them.
No, that's not the case, but whites will join a racist organization that hates them.
Can you flip the monitor here?
All right, so anyway, she calls herself Queen Empress.
No, what's her name?
Look up her Instagram.
13.
Don.
Queen Empress Maya Larry.
Yeah, Maya Larie Israelite.
Queen Empress Maya Larry Israelite.
And she's a very aggressive young woman.
I think she's on the lamb.
I think there's a warrant out for her arrest for this thing, and she's not going...
So the normal one, like do that one in the top left.
This is her most normal video.
Ain't no days off.
She looks like the Hodge twins in this.
You know, those are all.
Fucking days off, nigga.
I'm out here jogging in the rain, folks.
Who looking for Big Maya?
The police?
Big Maya in shape.
Big Maya ain't getting in shape.
Mentally, physically, and spiritually.
Yeah.
In case somebody try to do some funny shit.
Yo, Queen Shiva, we here.
Okay, so now that's her being normal.
But go down, go down a little bit to where she's...
That one's pretty good.
Yeah.
Okay, please.
I'm addicted.
And she posted.
Oh, my God.
Oh, that's terrifying.
Yeah, she can really bug out her eyes.
That's a talent.
Best used in comedy.
She's eating what giraffes eat.
She literally has the same diet as a giraffe.
Look at her.
Oh, it's an apple.
It's an apple with like cauliflower on it or something.
Oh, Jesus.
You know what she looks like?
She looks like the monster that you have to defeat at the end of Mortal Kombat.
I don't play video games.
What am I?
10?
Gordo or something?
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So we're having fun with Nate Ober and Queen Empress.
Yeah.
And it brings up the subject, where's the line with this kind of stuff?
Like, when are you mocking the mentally ill?
We were laughing at Terrence Howard's Teriology the other day, where he believes that he's discovered a loophole in mathematics, where one times one equals two.
And we're laughing and laughing and laughing.
And it doesn't feel like punching down, probably because he's rich and famous and dropped dead gorgeous.
But is that ethical?
Are we wrong to laugh at Nate Ober?
Oh, yeah, look at this.
I live in a Beodin thinking about symbos.
That's Joe Gagan.
Oh, my God.
Thanks, Joe.
Please send me a bunch of people.
You got to kind of go with your gut.
Like, Queen Empress, I would like to get her on the show.
Absolutely.
But isn't that morally wrong?
No.
No?
She's been in Mortal Kombat before, so.
Let me see.
Okay.
It's more than I thought it was.
It's more of a likeness than I thought.
I don't know.
It feels...
Okay?
1-4.
Boy, this new number system is really good.
This rocks.
I love it.
Thank you, Robin.
Thank you, Robin.
Hey now.
In my heart is the love to perform.
The love to touch the souls of others.
To exhilarate.
Oh.
I thought it did so well right there.
Probably into it.
This is clearly mentally ill.
He has Asperger's.
To exhilarate, to exultate, to exult in what it is to be human, to be the smallest.
Did you know in Korea, they judge people by their foreheads?
Wow.
Yeah, I met this.
I was dating this Korean girl once named Min, and we had met wasted, and she didn't really remember it.
So the Second date, she was nervous.
She couldn't really remember what I looked like.
And she said, Yeah, I was really worried that you'd have a small forehead.
Wow.
Yeah, apparently, there's some legitimacy to this prejudice.
So go back to him.
Until you can let it out.
If we were to express you on this show, what would we do?
Like, this was on cringe credit, and I'm watching it.
I'm not cringing.
I feel bad for the kid.
He's as bad as that guy we used to talk about.
Playboy Ghost, Daniel Wakeford.
That's right.
He's probably the same Asperger, same mental disorder.
You know, a fan bumped into him and was really starstruck.
Oh, really?
After listening, she only found out about him through us.
That's funny.
I'm Neil Goldstein.
She's got a picture of him with him.
How old are you?
I'm 19, actually.
I know I look a little older.
Like, this guy, they're going, what's his problem?
His problem is his brain doesn't work correctly.
Now he's looking at them like, wait, did I do it?
Well, he's probably used to this.
He's probably like, uh-oh, I'm freaking people out like I tend to do.
Oh, man.
I know.
It's not funny.
No.
It's not.
Keep going.
You want to be a singer.
Absolutely.
Well, I think I am a singer.
I want to be a singer on the stage you guys can provide.
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
And what are you going to sing?
I'm going to sing Rock and Roll Dreams Come Through by Meatloaf.
Okay, thank you.
Okay.
Remember everything that I told you.
And then he forgets.
That's ironic.
That's kind of funny.
That was equipment for a mentally suitable person, though.
So that's way overkill.
Well, like, they should have a screening at American Idol where they don't let mentally ill people come in.
Why are you frozen like that?
Oh, that's the camera.
It gets like that.
When you talk, I like to have the split shot here, but I'll go back to him.
Okay, it's okay.
Look at him laughing.
Take it down.
Take it down.
All right.
So the women are kind and benevolent.
The man's laughing.
That maybe wasn't the best example, and it's kind of weird to jump into watching videos so soon.
We haven't spoken you cheap skates in a week because you don't watch the show every day.
But here's a much better example.
This is actually, this girl inspired me to start going, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Maybe because she's Scottish.
Why are we mocking the mentally ill and laughing at them?
Now, the laughing in this is so obscene, it's right out of Slum Dog Millionaire.
Like thousands of people are laughing at this Asperger's Spectrum-y OCD Scottish girl.
She's not bad at twirling the baton.
She can't twirl the baton.
So it's like right out of the 1800s.
Like step right up, see the simple girl, make a fool of herself.
You're retarded.
Yeah, it looks like one of those nightmare sequences, like in a movie where everybody's going, ha ha.
That's precisely what I'm getting at.
Macabre, you said when you first saw it, remember?
Yeah, it's macabre.
Like, there should be a guy with a little pin called the mentally ill.
Well, you can't call him that because they'll know.
But they should just go, yeah, no.
Like, would they do this to someone with Down syndrome?
Look at her.
Tell me what you're going to be doing today.
Button twirling?
I thought so.
Bit of a clue?
Yeah.
I can't hear it.
How long have you been doing that?
I haven't used a necklace.
11?
That's a long time.
Wow, so you must be great.
No eye contact.
No eye contact?
That's a big ass burger's thing.
Yes.
Oh my god, she gets bullied by all the kids in her school.
There's me, Jennifer.
She's a bomb pot.
Look at that.
You're a stupid cunt.
So you are.
You cannot twirl it.
Jenny.
I forgot what name I gave her.
You cannot twirl it.
You're useless.
You know how Jimmy's every guy in Scotland?
Like, we love.
Yeah.
Jenny's not every guy.
Oh, okay.
But okay, now you can skip ahead to her doing the actual thing on stage.
Hello?
What's your name?
Sira.
And what's your act?
Sira.
And does it normally go quite well?
Are you sure?
Just pause.
Scottish people.
Oh, that's funny that the X's are the Scottish flag.
Scottish people can't pronounce names.
Sarah is Sira.
And you know how they pronounce Hugh?
Shug.
Shug.
Where do they get the SH from?
Yode Sug.
Yeah.
So you've seen the twirlers on the show before?
Yes.
Are you better than anything?
Yes.
You're quite confident.
Yeah, because you've never said anything apart from yes.
No.
That's pretty good.
All right, off you go.
Now, watch how terrible this is.
I wonder if YouTube will find us for this song.
Maybe.
So they're rooting for it.
This is 11 years she's been doing this.
She's terrible.
Look, and she drops it.
Oh, a lot of pressure, though.
Okay, that's the proper reaction.
Is, oh my god.
Yeah.
And now we have, and this is also really disturbing.
The fact that this beautiful woman who's a movie star is laughing at this special girl.
Have we not made any cultural advances in the past 500 years?
We have beautiful people laughing at ugly retards.
When was this released?
I don't know.
I mean, because there's an argument to be.
It's not 500 years old.
2009.
Okay.
Okay, look at her.
Oh, God, you suck, ugly person.
I'm gorgeous and rich.
Baton twirler we have ever had on this show.
Sarah, the worst baton twirler we have ever had on this show.
If baton twirling is dropping a stick in the middle of Bonnie Tyler, yes, I could do that.
Simon, I like to see you have a go at.
Yeah.
I like the fire there.
Yeah, it's mental disability.
It's like you just insulted my being.
She's simple.
Yeah.
She should be working like darning socks or something with a loving caretaker.
Not being ridiculed on national television.
By elite adults.
Yeah, by millionaires.
By attractive millionaire.
That is so...
We've got the court jester, the king, and he's literally on a throne.
The king is laughing at the simpleton in the court jester's hall.
Even ancient Roman, like the Colosseum, where just people are dying.
It's 1,000 AD.
Have we not made any advances in the past thousand years?
Flair.
Rehearsal, I was going to say.
Also, Sarah, you know, in my experience of baton twirling, you've got to actually smile throughout.
Even at competitions, I never smiled.
Is that your thing?
Oh, fair enough.
You're like the posh spice of baton twirling, are you?
Problem is, if you're aware.
You like that part.
Yeah.
Just those people laughing and leaning back their heads.
Or just an IQ of 80.
That's so much dumber than me.
Sorry to drag out this long video so early in the show.
Problem is.
There.
Doesn't that look like something out of Slum Dog Millionaire?
It's like theatrically cruel.
Yeah, it's over the time.
Keep going.
They keep laughing at her.
I mean, do you normally drop it?
Yeah, yeah.
There.
It's creepy.
It's a no.
Amanda?
No, Sarah.
Three no's.
Sorry, Sarah.
I think they're realizing she's special there.
A little late.
But yeah, that part, that one little molecule is what I dragged you all here for.
Was that, do you always drop it?
Yeah.
I do.
I always drop it and I don't smile.
That's my thing.
You come up here and do it.
I've been doing this 11 years.
I'm normal.
I'm no special.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
She's probably poor, too.
Wow.
It was dark.
Yeah.
Darker than this.
I didn't mean color, by the way.
I'm talking about how evil it looks.
All right.
So that was weird of us to do.
To go.
By the way, speaking of thousand AD, my wife was just in Santa Fe.
It's kind of cool being married.
You wouldn't understand this as a non-married person.
When your wife goes somewhere, it's like you were there.
So say like there is a funeral.
You could just, one of us can go and then the McInneses were there.
Or when she goes to this Santa Fe thing, I'm just like, I was in Santa Fe.
I've experienced it as a unit because you're just one.
Now it also sucks.
Like say you get sued, then one of you gets sued, you're both sued.
Or even one of you gets cancer, then you have cancer and you're sitting by the bed.
It's probably worse for the person who's actually getting chemo.
But anyway, she went to this thing called Meow Wolf in Santa Fe.
This guy is...
Can he hear you?
Oh, sorry.
This guy is Blozzo.
See him.
He's like a cool rat.
And it's a really interesting concept where Santa Fe is all rich old people, right?
And they've got a million Indian museums.
They're big on the Indian.
Oh, yeah, I didn't finish what I was saying.
She sent me a picture of the Pueblo Indian community.
And she goes, this community, these mud huts are a thousand years old.
And I'm looking at them and I'm like, they suck.
I didn't say this.
But 1,000 AD, that's the Dark Ages for us.
We had Tudor homes.
Tudor homes are from 1,000 AD.
You know those white homes with the slats?
You want to see a Scottish castle from 1000 AD with a moat around it?
They're fucking breathtaking.
But you know, Scottish people are so cheap, there's not a lot of castles in Scotland.
Because they took them apart for the stones.
Holy shit.
But anyway, so Santa Fe is all rich people and sort of kowtowing to Indians and trying to make them feel better.
And it's like a white guilt millionaire place.
And that means shitty art for the most part, right?
Because old people have terrible tastes.
Old people, they were the greatest generation, but now that they're boomers, because they used to be the greatest generation, right?
Those are all dead.
So now 70-year-olds are baby boomers.
They're annoying.
They have shitty taste.
And they grew up poor.
And now that they're rich, they don't know how to do anything.
Ever seen a baby boomer eat?
Like, they attack the food.
Anyway, so good artists and weird artists are totally ostracized there.
They can't sell their weird shit.
Like, what rich old person is going to buy that dangerously cool rat, right?
A rat rebel.
That's not going to be in an old lady's house.
So they built this cool house place here.
Show some of the pictures that my old lady took.
It's like Pee-Wee's Playhouse.
There she is in a You'll do something like there's a fridge, you open the fridge, you go inside the fridge, then you're in another room, another world.
Or you look in some tiny hole and there's like a mini world in there.
Looks like my room.
Big deal.
It's Nate Oberheaven.
Yeah.
These pictures aren't really doing it justice.
Go to the 1.6.
1.6.
All right.
Our new system is so effective.
It's amazing.
Here we go.
1.6 coming right up.
This better not lag.
I haven't seen this.
So this is the origin of the thing I'm talking about in Santa Fe.
Doesn't look like much right now.
As you walk down the hallway, you'll turn the corner.
Eventually, you'll open up the refrigerator and you'll wind up in another world.
That's awesome.
Yeah, you go into that fridge.
That's the front door.
They built a house.
Meowve is a venue for artists who felt like they were on the outside of the art market in Santa Fe looking in.
The scene for artists who were trying to do something different or weird just didn't really exist.
We were Santa Fe's orphans of neglect.
Orphans of neglect.
It's a bunch of marketing bull.
It's time for us to just be an agitator.
The art world needs to get shaken up a little bit.
That Bowie?
We didn't want rules.
We didn't want hierarchy.
We had no money.
We started like pulling stuff out of dumpsters.
Tying trash together and fixing it to the wall.
What kind of people is this going to draw?
All the types of weirdos.
All the good and bad weirdos.
For us, it was just this creative explosion.
Are we creating something that people are actually going to like?
Pretty cool.
Really?
I think this episode is sucking so far.
Why?
I don't know.
We're just watching a bunch of videos.
Yeah, but I've never heard of any of this stuff before.
Nate Ober got us on the wrong foot.
I don't think so.
I think people like you and the show, and right now you're using it as a vessel to show them the world.
I had to show all these videos because we had to explain why you're dressed like that.
But then that got us into this whole what is mental illness discussion where we're watching videos.
I thought it was good.
And now we're talking about sane weirdos.
Yeah, that was sort of the theme this week was mental illness.
I mean, we started it talking about this bum who killed four other bums with a giant metal pipe.
And de Blasio's wife was questioned.
Because I think de Blasio gave her something like...
It's called Thrive.
And the budget for it is in the billions.
I want to say $8 billion, but that sounds insane.
Like, how much, you could just buy New York for $8 billion.
Not billion, $850 million.
No, it's more than that.
No?
Oh, really?
Yeah.
So that's the first wave was $850 million.
So they went up to the mayor's wife and they go, hey, mental illness seems all over the place here.
Can't we use like that island, Roosevelt Island, that one where they used to put the lepers?
It's just abandoned now.
Can't you make that a loony bin and we put people there?
By the way, a little side note.
I was reading about this 19-year-old girl who was assaulted at this homeless shelter.
And it's more this fucking everyone's the same crap where young girls think that they can work in the most dangerous place on earth.
I would say homeless shelters are more dangerous than jails because every single person there is nuts.
With jail, some of the guys are sane.
So why I keep reading about young girls or women being attacked at homeless shelters.
No woman should work at a homeless shelter.
It should be six foot tall, beefy, huge cops that are ready to brawl.
And even then, those cops are in danger.
Anyway, sorry.
So there's a total lack of any kind of mental care in this entire country.
I link it to mass shootings.
I think that's why people hate the Joker movie because it addresses that.
I'm going to talk about Joker movie too soon.
Paul Joseph Watson did an incredible review of it.
And it's been getting worse and worse in socialist New York City where we have 65,000 homeless people wandering the streets.
65,000 is a good-sized little village.
They could have their own loony village.
Yeah.
Actually, that's what I was suggesting.
They can't arrest them, too, by the way.
That one time I got stabbed near Penn Station.
I point out the guy to the cops and they were like, if that's him, we can't take him in.
Because the DA is like, you can't take in homeless people because he doesn't seem of sound mind.
Wait, are you telling the truth?
Yep.
You were stabbed?
Yeah.
Are you Nate Ober or Ryan Katsu Rivera doing a Nate Ober imitation?
I'm Ryan Katsu Rivera doing a Nate Ober.
Was Ryan or Nate stabbed?
Ryan.
You were stabbed?
How come we never talked about this?
I don't know.
Who cares?
New York.
Well, what kind of knife was it?
I think it was a screwdriver or something blunt because I had one sweater on and it bled a little bit, but it didn't penetrate my skin.
But I was knocked over and I had...
Well, I didn't like it.
Blood is on the inside.
It didn't like go in me.
What?
Blood comes from the...
Air is on the outside.
It was a superficial wound.
If air feels...
Yeah, it was a superficial wound that broke the skin, but didn't insert itself more than like a quarter of an inch.
And why was he stabbing you?
Well, this is my theory.
I was late for the train, so I was running from Compound Media to Penn Station.
So I have my guitar case in one hand, and I have my case of beer, like a six-pack.
And I just start running for the train because I'm late.
And this guy, I saw putting something in his pocket.
So maybe he thought that I was like running to go tell the police on him or something.
So he starts chasing me.
I don't know.
He's chasing me until I feel that.
And then I get knocked over and my guitar falls and beer falls on the floor.
And I get up and I turn around and like he's running away.
And I'm just like looking at him.
And then he starts running back to me.
So I run in the opposite direction and crank my head on a pole.
And he grabs a beer and then runs off.
So he's like, Tommy for a beer.
The most boring stories in the world.
I went to White Castle yesterday and I have two extra burgers.
You talk like Nate Ober.
I have two extra burgers.
That's what he told me this morning.
Last night I went to White Castle and I had two burgers I brought to the studio.
So I'm really looking forward to those.
That's a typical Ryan story.
And then he keeps stories like, I was stabbed by a homeless man.
Yeah, I didn't participate in that.
I was just, I couldn't help it from happening.
So it's not really interesting.
It's very interesting.
Anyway, so De Blasio, the fucking eight foot tall socialist giant, the jolly green, the jolly green New Deal giant, who turned her out?
I mean, it's not easy to turn a lesbian, but she's not a lesbian anymore, apparently, unless their relationship is just completely for show and she still eats muff.
But anyway, so they go, hey, oh, there it is, 1.8 billion.
Yeah.
So people go up to Charlene McRae and say, lady, what's going on now?
Didn't we give you like a billion dollars to stop homeless people and deal with mental health?
And we just had a bum kill four people and there's 65,000 homeless people.
And you know what she does?
She goes, actually, this is working.
What?
Because look, you and I are having a conversation about mental illness.
Five years ago, no one was talking about mental illness.
Now everyone's talking about it.
Yeah, because you increased it because you put it everywhere.
Yeah.
Man, that's a genius plan.
You make it such a problem that it's unignorable.
It's genius.
It's like if you want the streets cleaned up, just start littering and throw shit everywhere.
Empty garbage everywhere, all over Times Square.
And then people go, what's all this garbage?
And then Charlene goes, see, I told you there's a garbage problem in New York.
Squeaky wheel got degrees.
Let's deal with the rat problem by importing rats.
Let's start breeding rats and releasing them so we can at least talk and have a conversation.
I don't want a conversation.
I know the problem.
We need loony bins.
It looks like a nice couple.
Doesn't look like a...
You're like, that guy would probably really fuck up New York.
Yeah, he looks like New York.
He looked like a lazy pothead, shit-stained socialist who's really boring at parties.
And if you were given New York, you would flush it down the toilet.
He looks like you would fuck up pitching for the Mets playoffs.
Doesn't he look like a Mets player?
Kenny Powers?
Yeah.
Oh, I was thinking yesterday, my son is such a baseball player.
You would love Kenny Powers.
I know, but it's got...
But isn't there like fucking and stuff?
Drugs and all sorts of things.
Wait till he's like.
I've been keeping him away from 80s Mets.
He wants to read Lenny Dykstra's book.
And I'm like, ah, no, there's a little too many horrors in cocaine.
He's like a boogeyman in there.
All right, we're going to go inside a woman's brain today.
That'll be fun.
And that'll be the green screen.
We're going to be taking calls shortly.
You're going to miss that, though, because you don't pay.
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What if it's the one?
What if that plus-size model chick I was talking about this week breaks up with her, oh, gets divorced, she's married, and then you're at a party and she's lonely.
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That's how I met my wife.
She just broken up with her boyfriend and she was drowning her sorrows at the bar.
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So you just have this in your wallet in case there's a problem.
Because you take home the one and you can't get it up, she's not going to call you again.
And then you'll be known as the impotent guy and she's going to tell her friends.
You have to understand, every time you fornicate, you're leaving a calling card inside a woman's vagina.
And she'll tell two friends, they'll tell two friends.
You have to do a great job.
You can only afford to be lame or to not get it up maybe after 10 lays.
And they better be out of the park.
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Reminds me of a cop I was talking to who he said, I know who you are.
We met on the street on 6th Avenue.
And I go, oh, and he goes, those proud boys, they're getting really fucked over with that trial.
That's crazy shit.
That's so unfair.
And I go, yeah, it's crazy.
And I go, so you support Trump?
Yeah, yeah.
But I got to be in the closet here because the whole MIPD is going full Muslim, full jihad.
He told me about this woman, we talked for a while, who went to investigate terrorists.
She spoke Sufi or Hindu or whatever Arabic language.
And she ended up radicalized over there.
She got high on her own supply and came back and they didn't fire her.
What?
Not fired.
Just don't do that.
Don't do any of that jihad stuff.
And he goes, yeah, it's getting crazy there.
It's care, C-A-I-R.
And he goes, I can't say I like Trump.
But then he's, and I said, so you like Prowboys?
And he goes, oh, no, not at all.
I mean, I like you guys politically, but my problem with that club is the cocaine.
I fucking hate drugs.
Those guys are always doing cocaine.
They're very open about it.
And it's not good.
It's not good for America.
It's not a good look.
And I was like, ah, I think they should be legalized.
And then, oh, that reminds me of another.
I got a text from Roger Stone today.
And guess what he said?
Well, I spoke to a cop the other day who was on the Manhattan DA's quote-unquote get Gavin squad.
He told me a wild tale and how you came much closer to being put away for 15 years than you think.
You personally?
Yes, me personally.
Prison.
Wow.
Not jail, prison.
What the hell?
That kind of makes me feel dizzy.
Like, I'm going to faint.
Yeah, apparently after the October 12th fight, Cuomo said, get something on this guy.
So they had to sit and watch hundreds of hours of my show.
Wow.
Trying to find something.
Thank God you're likable.
I think the Stockholm Syndrome something probably happened.
Actually, I'm so vain that that did occur to me.
No, it probably did.
That there must have been times when they were watching and they're like, they laugh their ass.
Yeah, that's realistic.
Plus, they must hear me talk about how great cops are on the show.
No, yeah, you're good.
Isn't that weird?
You happen to not be evil.
That the governor can say, get this cop lover.
And the cops will have to go, sorry, dude.
Clink, clink.
Yeah.
Take him away.
But that segues into deep state shit I've been thinking about.
All right, this is a tangent now.
Hold on to your hats.
This is for the YouTube because we're at 38 minutes.
So I don't want to be a bummer and cut people off, but should we save this for the paywall?
So I'm watching Hong Kong.
This is 1-7.
I'm watching Hong Kong videos, and I've been watching Them all week, and I would like to apologize to compassionate people who care about the non-Western world.
And Hong Kong is kind of the West, by the way, so I should care about what's going on over there.
It's not there.
I'm digging inside.
I'm looking all around, trying to find a care.
I feel nothing.
I'm sorry.
And I support what you guys are doing.
You're revolutionaries.
You're revolutionaries.
You're fighting against communism.
Those are all awesome things.
I see them with Pepe, the American flag.
They even have Make America Great Again hats on, right up my alley.
But I just don't give a shit about the non-Western world.
I can't care.
I feel terrible.
But it's almost like going to a planet gay and saying, all right, well, you can't be straight anymore.
And I'm like, okay, let me try.
Sorry, dude.
I just, no boner.
I'm not into dicks.
But show that footage.
What are you doing wandering all over the place?
This is very intense.
This should interest you.
Oh, they beat a cop.
Like, even beating a cop there.
Normally I would support the police, right?
But I know cops in China.
I lived in China.
They beat a journalist to death once for writing about police brutality.
If you write about censorship, you will get censored.
If you write about how they kidnap people and send them to jails for re-education camp, you will be kidnapped and sent to jail to a re-education camp.
So, like, I don't have the energy to give a shit about that disgusting, tyrannical shithole.
They're murdering Muslims just willy-nilly and stealing their organs.
Like, I don't have room on my plate to give a shit about somewhere like that.
Go a little farther ahead.
And it is exactly like the trailer.
Yeah, this.
Isn't that a movie?
Wow.
This is like that movie where you have one night to kick the purge.
Yeah, let me say this.
How long can you be Nate Ober for?
I did it one time, like, all day, and people on the phone with me were getting pretty upset.
Doesn't it hurt your mouth?
I find if I do a Scottish accent for too long, it starts to hurt my throat and my mouth.
No, the thing about him is you don't have to try very hard.
Your mouth doesn't have to really do anything.
Oh, so maybe it's even like more relaxing.
Yeah, you just relax.
Now, I do care when China affects the Western world, America.
And this is ancient news.
We should call our news segments ancient news.
Ancient Chinese news.
So I'm just going to go through these quickly because you're probably familiar with them.
And for the record, if you want bona fide, interesting news, just watch Tucker Carlson.
Not only does he explain everything that's going on, he adds a solution to it.
And there's all kinds of free candy on that show.
For example, I don't know how the fuck they do this.
He must have a staff of 15 people just watching left-wing TV.
But he'll have these compilations.
Like he had one last night on the word stonewalling.
And he said, these guys get their DNC talking points, emailed them to them every day, and then they all just parrot it like robots.
And then he proceeds to do a montage of honestly 15 different talking heads on the left saying that Trump is stonewalling this impeachment using that word stonewalling, which is proof that they're not coming up with this concept organically.
And he's got a whole series of those, like the word collusion.
They'll come up with some weird word like double secret probation and then a million people will say it.
So I can't compete with that.
I don't have a team watching MSNBC.
I have zero people watching MSNBC.
I watch it myself sometimes and it's torture.
But anyway, let's just get this out of the way as an example of why we hate dictatorships and why I don't fucking care about Hong Kong.
Sorry.
So you remember that Chung Ning Mai?
This is 19.
He said his name is Hong Kong Hearthstone and for some gamer conference, he gave a shout out to Hong Kong protesters, banned from the thing.
NBA coach said, hey, go, go, Hong Kong.
You guys are awesome as they wave American flags.
No, you can't do that because China is obsessed with basketball.
You're one behind me, dude.
I'm up to 2-0 now.
No, don't show your fucking email to everyone.
Oops.
Tarred pants.
And you're zoomed in too much, so we can't see.
La, blah, blah.
Isn't it funny, by the way?
China's a great market for the NBA, especially marketing, like Nike shoes and all that, Nikes.
And they could never have basketball the way we do.
They could never have this sort of glamorous sport with all this marketing behind it and all this value and all this merch.
That's not their culture.
So they're sort of staring at us, admiring our capitalism and our gumption and our glamour and our excitement.
And then when we criticize them, we start apologizing.
Isn't that fucked up?
It's like Taylor Swift apologizing to a fan that she's offended her.
Oh, I guess she kind of does do that.
And then finally, South Park was making fun of the president because he hates Winnie the Pooh because someone said he looks like Winnie the Pooh.
So he banned Winnie the Pooh.
And South Park's, they were told, Matt and Trey were told, you have to apologize, just like the gamer company and just like the NBA.
And of course, Matt and Trey are the best dudes in the world.
And they said, fuck you.
And now they're scrubbed from China.
Scrubbed.
Just like Tiananmen Square.
If you Google image Tiananmen Square in China, just tourism comes up and some nice flower pots.
No pictures of the tank.
Nothing happened.
So that's the times I care.
That's the time I care about China.
But the reason I brought that up was to talk about the deep state.
Because that text about the cops trying to find a reason to throw me in prison got me thinking about the deep state.
And it reminded me of Lyndon LaRouche and how similar we are.
And how similar the whole LaRouche scandal was.
Now that's going to get pretty long.
But let me go back 10 steps.
Do you remember on the show a while ago, I was talking about Jonathan Swift?
Do you remember that?
I was talking about that Swedish scientist, and I said that fucking thing about eating people, cannibalism?
Yeah.
Did I not put that in the notes?
You did.
It's number one.
2-2.
2-1.
Sorry.
So, 2-1, episode 21.
If you go to 27 minutes, 29 seconds, and you can see that I was saying that that Swedish scientist saying we need to eat ourselves to save the planet is pure Jonathan Swift.
Right?
The planet.
Look at him.
Can you believe this?
This is literally the definition of satire.
Jonathan Swift, when you think of satire, you think of Jonathan Swift's A Modest Proposal.
In fact, when I had a satirical column at Tacky Mag, which we'll get to in a second, it was called A Modest Proposal.
So that essay, I don't know when it's from, is so seminal.
I predicted this.
I said, you guys are so fucking nuts here in Clown World.
You can buy these shirts on free speech.tv, that you're becoming the definition of satire.
And the most seminal satirical essay ever written was Jonathan Swift's A Modest Proposal, where he suggested the problem with the Irish and the poor is that they're overpopulating.
So if you want to be, if you're hungry and you have too many kids, start eating the babies.
And it was just a great example of a misdirect.
Like my 10 Things I Hate About the Jews is the same kind of thing.
It's satire with a misdirect.
Like I wrote an article called Divorce Your Wife, where I said, if your marriage is going badly, end it in your head and then recourt your wife from scratch.
You don't even have to tell her that you mentally divorced her and you're recourting a new girl, but it's just her.
Reinvent your marriage was what I was really saying, but that isn't as catchy as divorce your wife.
You'll notice no one had a problem with divorce your wife.
That's cool in modern pop culture.
And the beauty of a modest proposal is it sort of illuminates the truth behind all of this mass environmentalism, which is eugenics.
And I remembered that the Lyndon LaRouche PAC said that eugenics is, sorry, this Green New Deal is just eugenics for dummies.
They want the world less populated.
And when they say less populated, they don't mean themselves.
They don't mean the elites.
The elites are doing great.
They have one kid at the most.
They mean the scum, the Irish, the trash, the third world.
They need to stop.
We need less of them.
Let's kill them all.
Let's eat them all.
And so just let me just pause here because this is all so intertwangled.
It's getting confusing.
Lyndon LaRouche is a guy.
I don't know that much about him, but I heard he was a Marxist.
They called him an anti-Semite.
They called him alt-left and alt-right.
But the more I look into him, the more decent he seems.
And he said, here, go to that link I have.
It's a 2-3.
He was massacred by the deep state.
Just play this.
As FBI agents approached LaRouche's estate in Leesburg, Virginia.
As FBI agents stormed the LaRouche estate, does that ring any bells?
Roger Stone.
Roger fucking stone.
Exactly the same story.
And the whole Russia thing.
Oh, my God.
Oh, it gets better.
Yeah.
Keep going.
From Washington, police lined up outside.
We have an out of control justice department, in my view.
Just pause.
Where the rot is not.
Proud boys looking at 15 years in prison for defending themselves in an Antifa attack.
I apparently was looking at 15 years in prison for inciting violence, according to the alt-left.
Neither of these people deserve any jail time, but keep going.
In the appointees as much as it is in the permanent bureaucracy.
We have a permanent sickness in the permanent bureaucracy of part of our government.
Good evening.
When the time came that somebody wanted me out of the way, they were able to rely upon that permanent injustice in the permanent bureaucracy of government to do the job.
Always, there's that agency inside the Justice Department which works for contract like a hitch.
Just pause.
Yes.
This is so prescient.
And look who just appeared on our screen.
Mueller.
That's the guy who put LaRouche away.
Yeah.
And it's the guy that they had attacking Trump.
Lyndon LaRouche was known as a complete nutbag 30 years ago.
All his predictions have come true.
He talked about a deep state.
He talked about a corrupt justice system.
All true.
Keep going.
When somebody with the right credentials and passwords walks in and says, we want to get this group of people or we want to get this person.
My case may be as Ramsey described it, Ramsey Clark described it, the most extensive and the highest level of these cases in terms of the duration and scope of the operation.
And that until we remove from our system of government a rotten, permanent bureaucracy which acts like contract assassins using the authority of the justice system to perpetrate assassination, this country is not free, nor anyone in it.
Jail him.
And he was jailed.
Now remember in my little village in Westchester, the LaRouche Pact set up a big sign and it said, Trump is innocent or something like that.
Defend Trump.
And their point was, he's being pilloried for Russian collusion that never happened.
LaRouche was pilloried for Russian collusion that never happened.
It's the same cycle.
If we can't get you on the Nazi thing, we'll get you on the Russian thing.
It's just a false allegation that seems to get legs.
And of course, all the local liberals, old ladies were going up to them and saying, fuck you.
85-year-old women.
But anyway.
I thought I had footage of that, but I don't.
It's still, so I predicted the Jonathan Swift thing.
I sound like Lyndon LaRouche.
I don't know everything about this guy.
So if he was some weird Holocaust denier or something, I'm not vouching for that, obviously.
But the little bit I've looked into, he seems like a good dude who was crucified by the deep state.
But remember when I predicted, I said that Jonathan Swift is, these people have become a satirical essay by Jonathan Swift?
Coincidentally, that was what the LaRouche PAC did to AOC.
Fringe Group, they call them.
You got to always wonder when someone says far right or fringe, I'm always dubious of that, having been called that myself.
Fringe Group claims it planned to eat the babies stunt.
It planned to eat the baby stunt of the AOC.
Now go down.
You can see the actual event where she gets up and she says, we need to start eating the babies to save the environment.
That's not going to play.
Oh, yeah, well.
Okay.
Don't go full screen.
Climate crisis.
We only have a few months left.
I love that you support the Green Deal, but it's not getting rid of fossil fuel.
It's not going to solve the problem fast enough.
A Swedish professor saying we can eat dead people, but that's not fast enough.
So I think your next campaign slogan has to be this.
We got to start eating babies.
We don't have enough time.
There's too much CO2.
All of you, you're a pollutant.
Too much CO2.
We have to start now.
Please.
She was always against global warming.
She said it's faker than your girlfriend's orgasm.
It's not enough.
La Russa though.
Even if Russia, we still have too many people, too much pollution.
So we have to get rid of the babies.
That's a big problem.
Just stopping having babies that's not enough.
We need to eat the babies.
You think it's a great Trojan horse, the fact that she's not American?
Because if she was...
Oh, maybe.
Where did they get all this money from?
The LaRouche pack.
Linda LaRouche is dead, by the way.
Yeah.
I don't know.
They had a lot of paperwork.
I remember, you know, I don't know if I can take Nate Ober for an entire two-hour show.
Speaking of which, we're going to cut you off, non-payers, and I'm going to get into this deep state thing.
Because, you know what's strange about these people?
They seem very, they seem to have a disproportionate number of lesbians.
All these prosecutors, these cop haters, these, what he calls the deep state bureaucratic assassins in that clip I just showed, a lot of them seem to be lesbians.
And Hillary is closely tied to these lesbians.
I think Hillary might be a lesbian.
Remember she said to that Benghazi dad, the father of one of the guys who died in Benghazi, she said, we're going to get this guy who did the Muhammad video and we're going to throw him in jail.
And the father goes, for what crime?
And she just smiled.
And he was obviously destroyed.
He was obviously bereft.
He was obviously mourning his son.
But that doesn't give you the right to just randomly say, you're going to arrest this guy on my son's behalf.
So the Marine's dad came out and said, she guaranteed me an arrest before she knew the crime.
And then she dug up a crime.
You know what his crime was, the Mohammed Video Guy?
He uses a fake name.
And because he had a problem with identity theft many years ago, part of his parole, his probation was you can never use a fake name.
And he had a fake name in the credits.
So they said, all right, that's a probation violation.
You're in prison.
And then he came out going, I'd like to say that Barack Obama works very hard.
And I feel terrible about wasting everyone's time with that terrible video.
Like Stalinism.
He was brainwashed.
And by the way, the guy who made that video, the Muhammad video, he's a Coptic Christian.
They're literally being crucified in Egypt right now.
And you're not allowed to make an anti-Islamic video when Islamic jihadists are murdering your people?
Fucking 60 minutes did a whole thing on Coptic Christians.
Didn't mention that once.
That there's an ethnic religious genocide going on over there.
Now I'm getting mad.
I think they...
Isn't there...
I think there's Coptic Christians speak Armaic English.
Whoa.
Or maybe that's in Israel.
Anyway, there's some people who still speak the same language Jesus spoke.
But they do it in rap.
All right, so I'm going to get into the deep state.
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What are you doing?
What?
Why are you getting up?
You got up to get water three times.
I'm really thirsty.
I feel like this makeup's drying me out.
What?
It's dry.
You know what they say at my gym?
Water's for winners.
Good fighters don't need water.
Bad fighters don't deserve it.
Oh, by the way, you know how I hate when they say good when I punch them in the face?
I can't get anyone to stop doing that.
So now you know what I do?
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It's a mind head fuck, which is 80% unboxing anyway.
All right.
So we're going to Get into a woman's brain.
We're going to talk more about the deep state and the strange preponderance of lesbian lawyers who are behind these bureaucratic assassinations that is putting my friends in prison and apparently almost got me put in prison.
Fuck, that would have sucked.
Wait a minute.
I don't think I'd live.
Right?
I'm almost 50.
I'd be at the age of 65.
Yeah, I'd want to be dead.
Might just kill myself.
That's the assassination right there.
But we're now going to go behind the paywall and we'll be taking calls.
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