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Sept. 24, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S02E63 - CRAMIFICATION

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	That's a band I had totally forgotten about until last night.
	New Kingdom kind of invented trip hop with this guy, Scotty Hard.
	Scotty Hard was a fellow Canuck.
	I think he moved to New York the same time I did.
	I remember hanging out with him.
	Great guy.
	Great guy.
	Wonderful guy.
	Frankly.
	You know, a lot of people aren't great, but he's one of the greats.
	Paralyzed guy.
	Really?
	Yeah, not when I knew him, but in 08, he got in a really bad car accident.
	He's a gimp now.
	Oh, Jesus.
	But he's a great hip-hop producer.
	It's funny, if you look at the people who really make great hip-hop, the geniuses behind it, they're all white nerds and often Canadian.
	Like Curtis Mantronic and Scotty Hart or the guy who produced Fear of a Black Planet.
	Looks like something out of Revenge of the Nerds.
	Because they're the only ones who could work those crazy machines.
	But yeah, New Kingdom were a weird kind of metal rap band that they were just so grunge, I guess.
	They're from New York, and America never really got them.
	Their albums didn't really go anywhere.
	But they invented a new type of music.
	Let's hear some of it.
	They were old punks.
	Okay, that's enough.
	Anyone out there, try to find this song.
	I spent an hour last night trying to find it.
	It goes, standing on a corner, drinking nitroglycerin, unmodeled citizen, because you are not listening.
	454 out my mind.
	Sitting on the corner drinking gasoline.
	Feeling kind of funky if you know what I mean.
	Oh, it picks up.
	Yep.
	Yeah, I have a picture of Scotty Hard there.
	That wonderful little gimp.
	Very talented musician.
	He put out a jazz album.
	He produced all kinds of hip-hop.
	Just a genius producer.
	You know who else is a great producer in a wheelchair?
	Paul Johnson.
	You know that song, Get Down, Down, Down, Dead Down, Get, Get Down, Down, Down, Dead Down.
	Oh, that's kind of cool.
	That does it for me.
	You like that?
	Yep.
	You like black girls?
	Sometimes.
	I never talk about dance music, even though it's all we listened to in the mid-90s.
	But we were on drugs and we tolerated a lot of crap music.
	But this is a good jam if you're on GBH making out with a hot lesbian.
	What is GBH like?
	I describe it as MDMA as Batman and GBH is Robin.
	Okay.
	It's not as intense.
	Nice.
	And it's just good for Frenching.
	Huh.
	I think it's the same chemical composition as a roofy.
	Excuse me.
	Oh, yeah, it is.
	Yeah, I think they put it in girls'drinks to...
	Wait, did I say GBH?
	GHB.
	Yeah, GHB, yeah.
	Then you just, like, fall asleep immediately.
	But let's hear this song.
	It's really good.
	Get down, down, down, get down.
	It's not exactly intellectual.
	Get down, down, down.
	Woo!
	Woo!
	That's laps.
	It's sort of like that Chromio song where they just go Barbra Streisand again and again.
	Hmm.
	You know, let's show Paul Johnson, the guy who made that.
	I don't want to be a dick, but if I was in a wheelchair, I would be an awesome music producer.
	I mean, what else are you going to do?
	He can't go anywhere.
	There he is.
	Click on the pick.
	Dick.
	There he is.
	Peace.
	That's the guy who just made that song.
	Wait, does he have no legs?
	Go back.
	Oh, no, he's got legs.
	Oh, no.
	He's got legs.
	He's got legs.
	All right, let's start the show.
	I just want to catch up on a bunch of stories.
	Yesterday was, was that too long of a show?
	Was it two hours?
	It was about two hours.
	We should have not done that.
	I think this show should be an hour.
	Plus, it should be consistent.
	We're a very inconsistent bunch.
	Yeah.
	And for that, especially, because it takes double the length to export, since it was like double the length of a show and to upload.
	So it came out pretty late, like 7.30 last night.
	Ooh.
	Today in the New York Post, five-year-old survives after dad jumps in front of train clutching her.
	She's alive.
	This is in the West Bronx.
	What's it?
	Knightsbridge?
	Kingsbridge?
	Very shitty part of town.
	The only part of the Bronx that is not a total and utter violent shithole is the north where the cops live.
	Co-op City as well.
	I guess.
	The rest sucks.
	And not only will there be knockout game where you just get punched and knocked unconscious, they will run your pockets after.
	Oh, yeah.
	Otherwise, it's a waste.
	It's like when you shoot it like a duck and you don't take it home and like eat it.
	They're being environmentally friendly.
	Yeah.
	Punching you out and just walking away, that's like catch and release.
	It's not nice.
	Don't you sort of feel like God, I know, my view of religion and God is that he pushed the first domino knowing that all this would happen, but we still have free will.
	You can kill yourself.
	And he doesn't intervene.
	That's why it's stupid to pray for the Mets who shit the bed last night.
	Mats ruined our season.
	We're done now.
	He pitched, I think they got four runs in one inning.
	But we had a grand slam.
	Nice.
	But we still lost.
	But I was saying to my son, who's not happy, I go, I'm kind of fine with this season.
	It wasn't that bad.
	We stayed off the bottom, which is really our goal.
	The way you have to think of the Mets is it's like a handicapped kid.
	And when he manages to get up with his crutches and go over to the fridge and get an apple, you go, All right.
	You don't go, why can't you backflip?
	But anyway, I kind of get the feeling that God was like, I don't usually do this, but and with his giant finger, he just sort of pushed her over to the side and then threw him in front of the train.
	Because she got splattered with his blood.
	Yeah, yeah.
	He jumped in front of the train.
	And a train, it's pretty big.
	You know what I mean?
	Like when it comes down the tracks, there's not a lot of room.
	There's not a lot of nooks and crannies.
	And one of the nooks has the third rail where you'll get electrocuted to death.
	So she managed to find that little tiny 4% where you can go shtoop and she's fine.
	You know what they did?
	They bought her a doll, which is weird because now she goes, oh yeah, I know suicide.
	That's that thing where you get a free dolly.
	It's like the tooth fairy.
	You put your dad under a train and you get a fucking.
	Where'd you get that doll?
	It's really nice.
	Dead dolly?
	Oh, I put my dad under a train.
	You know, pros and cons.
	I was sad that my dad's dead.
	Imagine there's like an interview in the future.
	I wish I had a daddy.
	Aww, so I can throw him under a train and get a new dolly.
	Whoa.
	Or every time she sees a kid with a dolly, she goes, oh my God.
	Sucks, right?
	Did you get blood all over you, too?
	What?
	You didn't watch your dad's head pop off to get that doll?
	I got screwed.
	There's video.
	You had the video, right?
	Play the audio.
	You can see how Spanish the Bronx is.
	Little, my, little, my, little, little, my, little.
	Little, my, little.
	Very emotional people.
	I'd be pretty emotional too.
	If I just watched a five-year-old get dragged in front of a train and live.
	They make a big deal out of the phone.
	It is about as big as deals get.
	But I'll be watching the news with my grandparents or something, and they'd be like, I que lindo.
	Like anytime a baby or a child is around.
	Yeah, they're really into babies.
	I remember living in Williamsburg, they'd always say, like, oh, God bless, God bless.
	Just if I was walking with my two-year-old.
	Yeah.
	Oh, bless.
	Don't you see kids all day?
	You must say God bless every 20 seconds.
	Oh, God bless, God bless.
	And we live near a school, too.
	Oh, my God.
	PS84, so Jesus.
	Take an hour.
	Speaking of kids and laryngitis, I had a run-in with a gentleman in my little village in Westchester.
	I'm walking into CVS, and a guy goes, proud boys.
	He looks blue-collar, big Italian Gino dude with lots of tattoos.
	That's usually my demo, fire department guy.
	And I think, good, but then he's got a look.
	So I do this, I do this sort of, yeah, yeah, because when I get recognized, nine times out of ten, it's, hey, man, love your stuff, selfie, one time out of 10.
	And that's, it used to be like 0.3 times out of 10.
	Now we're up to one, thanks to the SPLC.
	They're fucking with me.
	So I go, yeah, we good?
	We good?
	And he goes, which hurt.
	That stings.
	Because I like this.
	Yay, you rock.
	Thumbs down is negative, right?
	Yeah, it feels bad.
	Yeah, it's a bad thing.
	And then that's a fart sound.
	So not only do you suck, but you're a fart.
	So there's poo on you.
	Right.
	So he's saying I'm poo-poo.
	It's almost like the thumb went into a butt.
	Yeah.
	It's like double whammy.
	First he gets you with the thumbs down, then the fart sound.
	So anyway, I get my beer.
	CVS.
	A Budweiser, if you have a CVS card, it ends up being less than 20 bucks for 18 beers.
	It's about 18 bucks.
	About a buck of beer.
	I think I've been paying a buck of beer since the 80s.
	Beer has not changed.
	Anyway, I sit there and I believe I said, fuck you.
	And then we're in line together, which sucks.
	And he starts summoning more and more courage.
	I shouldn't do my hair today.
	And he says, I can't wait till my kids are going to school with your kids.
	Is that a threat?
	I'd say so.
	The implication there is that his son's going to beat up my son's and my daughter.
	Yeah, I guess.
	And now this guy, you can pull him up now.
	He's a gay dad.
	And when I say he's a gay dad, I mean it's like when someone's really into marijuana and they wear like hemp pants, like it is his fucking identity.
	He's got tattoos.
	He has one kid, but he has two tattoos of the kid's face on his hands.
	So it's, he said gay dad within seconds of us meeting and also had to bring his kid into it and said that his kid implied his kid is going to beat up my kid.
	Oh, those are the tattoos.
	Those are the tattoos.
	Yep.
	That's the same kid.
	Yes.
	And his kid on the left.
	Those are his kids.
	Looks like Mickey Royce.
	And they're one.
	They are the same person.
	Anyway, he's a fucking meathead who's a trainer or something like that, which kind of had my adrenaline going because I thought, if shit's about to go down, I have to fight him.
	And he's about 6'4.
	And I know from sparring, tall guys are not my forte.
	I can only do body.
	And if this guy's in good shape, I don't think the body blows are going to do much.
	You don't want to lose to this guy.
	I hate having to reach up to punch a guy.
	And they just go like that, and you're out of range.
	you'd be reaching up, he'd be reaching around, If it's sparring in a gym, when you're getting ready, you just sit there.
	You don't have to come up with points.
	So anyway, he says, I go, oh, you're bringing kids into it, are we?
	You always bring kids into it.
	And when I say you, I mean the left.
	Oh, by the way, don't go on his thing and attack him and call him a fag or anything like that.
	That's playing into his whole identity.
	His entire existence is predicated on you having a problem with his homosexuality.
	Being victimized.
	So to call him a fag is to fall into the trap.
	There he is.
	There's my dad.
	Oh, no.
	Happy Father's Day.
	I got the best.
	I got Mother's Day and Father's Day.
	Loser.
	Happy Parents' Day.
	Yeah, it's sort of like when a white girl's dating a black guy and she walks down the street sort of, oh yeah, you got a problem?
	Like you're going to go, ooh, how dare you suck the dick of someone you're madly in love with?
	That must be so difficult.
	You're so brave to date someone you love.
	Anyway, no one gives a shit that he's gay and don't bring it up because it's like the Pete Buttigig thing.
	The reason they pushed him to the front is so Trump would say something homophobic.
	And he didn't take the bait and he said, you look like Alfred E. Newman, which is perfect.
	That was the end of Pete Buttigig.
	Look how many pictures this guy has of himself.
	Like the vanity is crippling.
	Have you ever seen an Instagram like that?
	You can't take a picture of a bird or like a tree or something.
	Oh, he's got the 11 Concords, though.
	That's what's up.
	Oh, shit.
	Those are cool shoes.
	He's got style.
	Anyway, so he says, well, didn't you bring kids into it?
	I go, no, I would never do that.
	And he goes, you went to Amy Siskin's house.
	Amy Siskin is a local activist up in Westchester who I sent you a link for that.
	She wanted to have a vigil in front of my home after the Pittsburgh shooting.
	In other words, I, I'm not even going to say it.
	The implication is that I support or my belief system leads to synagogue shootings.
	And then by putting it in front of my house, you're bringing my children into this and everything.
	So my wife and my kids went over there.
	I drove them.
	I was in the background.
	And my wife holding my youngest with the teddy bear, his teddy bear in his hand, said, what are you doing?
	What's going on here?
	You're threatening.
	You're going to come by my house, make my children unsafe.
	What are you doing?
	I love how the local media too goes, oh, Gavin's neighbors don't like him.
	And he's so uncomfortable.
	They vandalized my car.
	They put signs on my lawn.
	They destroyed my daughter's social life.
	I tried to take her out of school and bring her to private school.
	Holy child, they Googled me and the private school said no.
	You know, it's not a matter of a few signs on the lawn, which was annoying.
	And by the way, hate has no home here, signs on my lawn, is the exact same as a black and white couple in the 50s getting a sign on the lawn that says rape has no home here.
	We are as welcome in our community as a mixed race couple would be in the 50s, probably in the same community.
	But gay dads, no one gives a shit, dude.
	No one cares.
	If I had tons of time, I might look up gay adoption and see if it's an issue.
	But how many kids are adopted by gays a year?
	I mean, I got a few more of the things I got to look into.
	It's sort of like the whole white genocide thing that Roland Martin was talking about, how, oh, you hate that you're going to be a minority in 25 years.
	I'll look into that, I guess, if I get some time.
	When I was first doxed, by the way, when I'm talking about all the shit that happened to me in my neighborhood, I'm also getting death threats on a regular basis.
	And Hope, Not Hate is doxing not just my address, but my flight itinerary so people can meet me at the hospital.
	I've got fucking Chuck Deeb blowing my head up in music videos.
	So trust me, you could not handle a hundredth of the shit I go through.
	And it's a hell of a more than a fucking sign.
	But anyway, yeah, I went to Amy Siskin's house.
	The family did.
	And my wife said, what are you doing?
	Don't threaten our children.
	They love using children as a weapon.
	They're either, at best, they're an accessory, and at worst, they're a weapon.
	And the quintessential example of that, of course, is, what about you?
	Don't you have a daughter?
	What about your daughter?
	They always say, what about your daughter?
	You'll notice this in every argument with liberals.
	What about your daughter comes up?
	Trump said he's going to grab a pussy.
	Do you want your daughter to be raped?
	Is that what you're saying?
	Look, if you're bringing my daughter into it, I'm not rational anymore.
	I want all men to have to wear chastity belts.
	Look at her.
	There she is.
	She's a mental patient.
	She's a skinny chick, fat thighs.
	She got the goth girl build.
	She's a lesbian.
	I was told she cheated on her husband at nine months pregnant and then devoted her divorce trial to turning everyone against him.
	And now she just has her money.
	And I was told she's banned from Wall Street where she was in finance.
	But look at the arrogance there.
	The way she's sitting, the body language.
	It's like she's Wonder Woman.
	And she's come down from the island of Lesbos to deign to speak to us.
	Let's hear what she's saying.
	And when people ask me, why did you do the list?
	I circle those two weeks and I say, this is when I thought doing the list was a good idea.
	She's done with the list of Trump's lies.
	And gradually, as Trump took power, as he started to step up his regime, the list got longer and longer.
	So anyway, she did this boring.
	So instead of having a vigil in front of my house, I said to her, I go, do you mind waiting until the bodies are cold in Pittsburgh before you politicize this death and use it to further your career?
	And the local news was at my house.
	I told them that same quote.
	So she said, okay, okay, I'm going to have a vigil for peace in the next town over, which she lives in.
	She doesn't even live in my town.
	And so she had a vigil for peace that about six people showed up to.
	And it was now two or three weeks after the synagogue shooting.
	And they had those stupid candles with the cups on them.
	And they just all stood around there saying, we're for peace.
	Yeah?
	So is Mad Dog Mattis.
	Oh, we're going to get to that too.
	Work for peace.
	I have no guests today, no video.
	We've got a lot of catching up to do.
	So, yeah.
	And then, oh, and then the guy pulls out his phone.
	He goes, should we go live?
	I go, don't go live.
	You're doxing my fucking address where I live, my community.
	And we're yelling.
	I'm calling him an asshole and stuff.
	And we're yelling at CVS.
	So we've caused a scene.
	The poor guy at the Till, whatever, the cashier, was some bald guy older than me.
	So I always assume if you work at CVS and you're older than me, you just got through a divorce and you were arrested for drunk driving.
	And you're slowly getting your life together.
	So he's all flustered.
	Do you have a CVS card, sir?
	I mean, this guy to normal people would probably look really scary.
	There he is with his son.
	I'm a gay dad.
	I'm a gay dad.
	That's my identity.
	I'm a straight dad.
	I'm a straight dad.
	Right.
	Hi, I'm a straight dad.
	Here's my kid.
	Look at my kid.
	Here's my kid.
	Look, I got tattoos of my kids.
	I'm a straight dad.
	I'm a straight dad.
	I have three kids.
	Here are my kids.
	Look at my kids.
	It's funny, too, that he's talking about how, you know, I'm an asshole making everyone safe.
	I can't put pictures of my kids up.
	I'm actually not allowed on Instagram.
	I was banned from Instagram, even though it was all pancake photos.
	But he can put pictures of his kids up because no one gives a shit.
	He's not in danger.
	My children are in danger.
	I don't want to even photograph them really anymore.
	Might want to rethink the title of this channel.
	What?
	Oh, I thought it was gay with kids.
	Gays with kids.
	Still not doing it for me.
	gay for kids.
	Terrifying.
	It reminded me, though, of all the Nazi confrontations I've had.
	I had the guy at the baseball game screaming, calling me a Nazi after he had been through security, so I couldn't get to him.
	And I'm with my kids' baseball team, who were like 10 years old at the time.
	Some guy yelled Nazi at me in Koreatown.
	Some other guy yelled something at me in Koreatown, like, you can't just walk down the street, you know.
	I do bad in Koreatown because people who go there, white people, think they're woke.
	Because look, I eat weird food.
	I eat weird noodles.
	I'm very advanced.
	And woke people, black and white, tend to not like me.
	Then there's all the local vandalism and stuff.
	But my favorite one was I'm at the airport leaving the Krass Farm, right?
	The anarchist punk band Krass.
	I would go to their place, Dial House in Essex.
	And we used to go there every year.
	We didn't go last year.
	Things got weird.
	And they stopped having this yearly party because the kid who was running it became an adult.
	We were doing it for so long.
	The story actually is kind of cool.
	There's this little farmer kid they live next to.
	Show pictures of Dial House.
	There's Penny and G. That's where I would go every summer.
	It's paradise there.
	Oh, this one's street cartnage.
	Hey, that's Tony Barber.
	That's the guy in the hat is the guy who dumped me because I said you can't bring your pit bull, your rescue pit to my house.
	Oh, that's him.
	He's wearing T-Rex's top hat there.
	And that guy, Dominic, above him, I mean, above me, is a communist who's on fucking welfare and has been on welfare for three years in subsidized housing.
	I go, yeah, of course you support communism.
	All you do is sit on your fucking ass and drink vodka.
	There's a little play we did.
	Anyway, so I'm coming back from that environment and I'm at the airport and I hear this woman go, she's, that's a Nazi.
	She literally says that.
	And then she starts taking pictures of me and my wife and kids are there too.
	So I walk over to her.
	I sent you the picture separately.
	Okay.
	Yeah, they're there.
	So that blonde goes, that's a Nazi.
	And then I walk over, I go, what the fuck are you doing?
	You taking pictures of my kids?
	And then the guy goes, no, we're not.
	They were very posh.
	You could tell by their accents that they're upper middle class.
	That's a handy thing with Britain.
	You know exactly how someone grew up the second they open their mouth.
	So they grew up going to private schools or public schools, as they're called.
	And I go, what are you talking about?
	Just like I said to the CVS guy, like, give me a quote, give me an example, and don't make it from the SPLC that I'm spending a quarter of a million dollars suing.
	Like, give me some substance.
	And she goes, what?
	I go, say a sentence.
	What sentence have I said that has made you think I'm a Nazi?
	And why are you photographing my fucking children?
	And he again goes, well, no.
	And then she starts going like this and shaking.
	Now, I'm at an airport.
	I'm not like, you're about to die, bitch.
	You couldn't be safer than in an airport, right?
	And there's cops everywhere.
	Now, give me a sentence.
	What are you talking about?
	And she starts shaking.
	Then she goes, just go.
	Just go.
	And then she goes, she goes, you're making a woman cry.
	And then she starts crying.
	And there's a black lady in front of her and a black lady behind her.
	And they both start consoling her.
	And one of them is just rubbing her back, like, it's all right, love.
	It's all right.
	And I'm like, why are you assuming she's correct?
	Maybe I'm the one who needs soothing.
	Hug me, black ladies.
	Snuggle me.
	I need the love.
	This bitch is threatening my kids based on nothing.
	It's been a rumor.
	There's two black ladies, one for you, one for me.
	Anyway, so the CVS guy, what's his name?
	Rocco.
	Rocco.
	He goes, should we go live?
	So he goes live.
	Now you can push the phone out of the hand.
	Now it's going to go viral.
	I don't think he ended up putting it up because I treated him like complete shit and ridiculed him.
	And I go, he goes, proud boys, you and your white boys.
	I go, there's plenty of black boys, plenty of Puerto Rican, Hispanic, Mexican, Cuban, black, African, Israeli, proud boys, Israel, plenty of Jewish proud boys, plenty of gay proud boys.
	And he goes, there's no gay proud boys.
	And I go, yeah, there is.
	Now, my adrenaline was pumping, and I said, there's at least 50 in New York.
	That was a typo.
	There's 50 worldwide.
	But I started listing, I think there's like four in New York.
	And then he goes, I'm being live streamed now.
	I don't know what it's on.
	It's not on his Facebook.
	It's not on Instagram.
	It's not on Instagram, so maybe he deleted it.
	But I go, I mentioned the gay Proud Boys.
	Then I started just pushing that more.
	Like, what about the gay Proud Boys?
	Are they stupid?
	What about the Gay Proud Boys?
	And he goes, you don't think they have internalized homophobia?
	What?
	That's exactly what I did.
	I just went, I did a spit take and laughed.
	He invented that, and they're going to start using that.
	But like, let's just play that through.
	So these guys, these self-hating gays, go to a, join a club that's anti-gay and they just sit there like feeling like shit.
	You know, it is possible.
	I did see a white guy once with the black Hebrew Israelites, and he was wearing all the shit with the bracelets and the long robe, and he was their camera guy.
	So whites can go to places that hate whites, but I don't see gays joining an anti-gay club.
	And I definitely do not see blacks joining a racist club.
	And then he's outside.
	You know, outside CVS in the burps, there's these black kids that go there and they say they're raising money for their football team.
	I don't believe it.
	I think it's a scam.
	Or sometimes they're just selling a box of like candy and fucking pop and garbage, whatever.
	So he's outside and he's like, I go, what are you doing now?
	Because he's waiting for me in the parking lot.
	And I don't want him filming my license plate and everything.
	And maybe he's scared to go to his car in case I see his license plate.
	Like, I'm going to find him.
	Yeah, that's another thing.
	If I'm the leader of an evil hate gang, shouldn't you be a little more scared?
	Aren't my goons going to come kill you?
	I don't see you talking this way to MS-13 members or El Chapo or the nine Trey Bloods.
	So the fact that you're confronting me is proof that you don't believe your own hype.
	Anyway, he's waiting outside and there's the black kids there doing the football scam.
	And I go, What are you doing now?
	What are you doing?
	That's the great thing about boxing, by the way.
	You don't, you're ready to go.
	Like, I fight guys like him on a daily basis, I usually lose, but I'm fine with it.
	It'll hurt my head if he wins.
	I'll have a headache.
	It might break my nose.
	I won't be gorgeous anymore for a week.
	And by the way, boxing, I noticed I'm losing two things I noticed at the gym today, and then I'll go back to the original story.
	I'm forgetting how to speedback.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah, it's not like riding a bicycle.
	You can forget.
	I couldn't get it down.
	I just, I started, Larry Barnes, the fucker, he said, he said, yo, you got to keep your hands up, cupcake.
	He calls me Cupcake, the mayor of Cupcakeville.
	It's very hurtful.
	And I started putting my hands up as I hit it.
	So one hand is like this, and then one hand's like that.
	I can't do it anymore.
	Now I'm like, but da, but but.
	And it's a good metric to know how OG you are at the gym because people don't know how advanced.
	It's sort of like the British people with the accents.
	The second you go to the gym, you start going, but they go, oh, okay, this guy's been doing it for a while.
	But when you go, but do, but, but, da, bdi, they go, oh, he just got here.
	This is his first time on the speed bag.
	Other thing I noticed at the gym today, there's these black kids from a special school.
	I don't know if it's like touched in the head or just bad kids, but they come there and they like they sweep the stairs.
	It's some make work program.
	And they'll sweep one stair, make a little pile, and then go.
	And I'm like, I want to just grab the broom.
	Go start.
	You start at the top.
	You do this whole stair, then you go next and you keep sweeping down, and then you don't collect till you're at the bottom.
	But the coach goes, good thing you didn't say that, because some of them are special.
	But anyway, one of them is mulatto, and I noticed he had really short hair, exactly like Sean King.
	Even when a half black dude has the shortest hair in the world, it still has waves and kinks.
	So Sean King's hair, in and of itself, is proof that he's not half black.
	Or even a quarter, an eighth black.
	Yeah, that hair would have waves and shapes in it on the top.
	You can cut little lines in it if you want.
	You can put grease in it, but there's no waves there.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, that is like straight.
	Yeah, it's too perfect.
	Look at his face.
	That's a white man's buzz cut.
	By the way, Sean, you're the greatest hustler of my generation.
	Congratulations.
	I revere this man.
	Just like a great train robber.
	Not only did he convince the world that he's black, he got caught and rode through it by throwing his mother under the bus.
	And he's a great scam artist when it comes to stealing money from fundraisers.
	He is, he's the most talented hustler of our generation.
	D-Ray Mackinson just called him out, called him a bully, and exposed all his scamming.
	Didn't do anything.
	He's still rocking, unarrested.
	Pictures of him as a white kid.
	Anyway, sorry.
	That's a crazy tangent.
	So the guy's outside.
	He's still live streaming.
	I go, what are you doing?
	He goes, I'm talking to people.
	I got 40,000 followers.
	Okay.
	He has 20,000.
	And I know, he lied.
	And then he walks, he goes, I'm talking to my brother here.
	I'm talking to my brother.
	And then he goes up to the black guy and he says something like, did you know that's a Nazi or something like that?
	And he goes, I'm going to donate to him.
	Are you going to donate some money to his fund?
	And I go, nah.
	And he goes, oh, yeah, you only donate to Trump.
	What?
	Like, it was amateur hour, the apostle.
	Why was I even bothering to argue with him?
	Well, because he threatened my children.
	That was gay.
	You know, I wrote this down in the notes here.
	One of the worst parts of all of that attacking my family and stuff was, it's going to sound innocuous if you don't have kids, but my youngest boy, Johnny, was five at the time.
	And all of the kids were invited to a birthday party.
	This would be in November of last year.
	So about a year ago.
	And every single one of his five-year-olds, wait, he was in kindergarten.
	Yeah, he wasn't even in first grade.
	They were all invited to this birthday party.
	And it was at like a bouncy trampoline place.
	I might cry if I tell the story.
	You know, these bouncy places, not a bouncy castle, but like it's a huge room of trampolines.
	And there's basketball ones, and you play dodgeball.
	It's like a massive trampoline place.
	You probably don't know them if you don't have kids.
	Anyway, they were all invited but him.
	Now, he's the most ethnic-looking kid in the family.
	People assume he's Chinese because he has those Indian eyes.
	And he's very brown in the summer.
	So he's probably one of the most ethnic kids in his class, one of maybe two non-whites in the class.
	And he's not invited.
	And he's so young that he doesn't get FOMO.
	He just thought it was weird.
	Like, what?
	You were there too?
	And that just snapped my heart in two.
	That he just, it was as weird as say you went to work and everyone was wearing a white blazer.
	And you go, what?
	What is this white blazer day?
	I didn't get the memo.
	And everyone was just like, I don't know.
	I put on a white blazer.
	You go, well, that's weird.
	That was his takeaway was that something unusual happened.
	Right.
	And just the fact that that fucking cunt of a mom thought, I'm going to take out my personal, ridiculous political beliefs, which have nothing to do with fact and are all about fashion.
	I'm going to impose my fashion trend on a five-year-old boy.
	Wow.
	An American Indian boy for the record.
	I mean, how sick is that?
	Oppressive, heartless bullying.
	How fucking harsh is that?
	Yeah.
	You don't even believe what you believe.
	And if you say that to liberals, they go, Gavin should have known that his words would start affecting his family.
	Oh, okay.
	Now you sound like the mob.
	Oh, you should have thought about that.
	You put yourself in a very difficult situation.
	Should have worn sunscreen.
	We were forced to disinvite your five-year-old from a birthday party.
	They love revenge.
	That's a really godless thing.
	Yeah.
	Good god.
	Very vindictive.
	Yeah, you don't see...
	When my daughter's social life fell off a cliff last year, I said, all right, let's take you out of school, put you in private school.
	So it was the Church of the Holy Child.
	Then they Googled me and said no.
	Just like Breezy Point.
	And I thought, you're called the Holy Child And you're literally punishing the child for the sins of the father.
	You know whose daughter goes to Holy Child?
	Harvey Weinstein's.
	Oh my.
	I'm worse than a serial rapist.
	Holy shit.
	That's bananas.
	I'm getting hot in this fucking studio, dude.
	People said that they don't hear it.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah.
	Dude, I guess I could have told you that before.
	It's like that scene in Dumb and Dumber where he's like, you had two pairs of gloves this entire time.
	He's like, yeah, Harry, it's the Rockies.
	And he's been hoarding a pair of gloves.
	So I've been sitting on the info that we can totally get away with this AC, and I haven't told you yet.
	All right.
	Speaking of G-Dog in the news, some British comic and Burt Kreischer were talking.
	You may have to go back a pube because I thought this was interesting.
	Burt Kreischer, who I love, great guy, awesome dude, really hardworking guy.
	It's nice to see someone with a work ethic in stand-up comedy because they're all such lazy pussies.
	You work 10 minutes a day and you make 20 bucks.
	You're a fucking loser, open mic stand-up comic people.
	I like how Louis Jay Gomez calls it being in the trenches.
	It's not quite as bad as World War II.
	D-Day and fucking yuck yucks.
	A little different there.
	I love Louis.
	But they go, I want to make it clear, I don't agree with Andy No's politics.
	Andy knows politics?
	Andy No is just a quiet little Vietnamese gay who gets the shit beaten out of him.
	He doesn't have politics.
	He's a journalist.
	Well, he doesn't believe in hate crime.
	No, he noticed a spate of hate crime hoaxes in his hometown of Portland, and he investigated them and noticed that they were fake.
	That's just reporting.
	That's not a view.
	You're not saying hate crimes don't exist when you point out ones that are fake.
	In fact, you're giving bona fide hate crimes more credibility.
	You're giving these people more respect.
	When you do a fake rape story, you're trivializing real rape.
	When you do a fake hate crime, you're trivializing racism.
	Stolen valor.
	And stolen valor.
	Andy No is promoting the idea of racial equality by exposing these hoaxes.
	Doy.
	But comedians see what happened with Shane Gillis, and they are fucking cowed.
	They are so scared of getting fired, of getting in trouble.
	Trouble.
	And not being brave.
	And never fighting.
	So this was this podcast.
	If you standing up for what you believe in involves punching someone, sure, I can get on board with that.
	Show your face, though.
	Otherwise, you're standing up for nothing.
	That's where, you know, and like, and once again, this is loaded politics right now.
	But that's where I lean into the Proud Boys because I go, those guys are being called racist.
	And at the beginning, they weren't racist at all.
	They were just a group of fuckers.
	They are now?
	Yeah, that's the whole Joe Rosen thing.
	Yeah, that whole, well, it started out as a joke, but now it's now, the only thing that's serious is the perception and the potential jail time.
	But looking at nine years in prison isn't because you were a bad boy.
	It's because the DNC and the deep state decided to use these guys and make an example out of them.
	The politics never changed.
	The politics were never really very political.
	It was conservatives should have the right to speech without getting pepper sprayed.
	And we like Trump.
	And pro-beer.
	That's it.
	Yeah.
	Fucking podcast listeners.
	That's all they were is podcast fans.
	It's like no, it was no different than Death Squad.
	It was just podcast fans who all liked a guy who liked to troll people.
	But they show their face.
	And you go, show your fucking face.
	If you're going to fucking stand for your politics, show your fucking face.
	I mean, still, just don't be a racist cut, though.
	But I mean, not to.
	I'm never going to sit here and try to defend the Prowboys.
	But I was a fan of Gavin McGinnis's for years.
	He's a guy that started Prowboys.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	But the thing is, you can be a fan of someone for ages.
	We live in a time now where you can be a fan of someone for ages, and then they switch and they go absolutely batshit mental.
	Yeah, and you're still.
	Fuck you.
	Yeah, hey, earthworm-looking man.
	How did I go batshit mental, you lying fucking pussy?
	He's saying that to separate himself from any kind of controversy because he doesn't want it to affect his career.
	So he's throwing me under the bus.
	How did I go batshit crazy?
	When I said I'm dubious of Islam?
	When I said most women would be happier at home, when I said trans tend to be mentally ill gays and not, in fact, women?
	You know, boring normal stuff that liberals believed five years ago?
	That's batshit crazy to you?
	You're batshit pussy.
	Daniel Slaughter.
	Oh, God.
	I think it's now that we live in a time of such fucking identity politics that it's just nobody's allowed to be flawed anymore.
	So what did he just say?
	He just said no one's allowed to be flawed anymore.
	And then he said, I'm batshit crazy.
	He is so down the middle, he's kicking his own ass.
	First, he says he calls in Antifa for the mask thing, so he has to now throw two non-anti-conservative things because he said, you know what, boys, you're not in it.
	Okay?
	You've never been to one of these rallies.
	You've never been pepper sprayed.
	I love you, Bert, but Daniel Sloss, you're talking about something you know nothing about.
	Just like the guy at CVS, you're not in the thick of it, so fuck off and shut up.
	You want to come to one of these things?
	You want to see what Antifa does?
	You want to see them throw bricks at people?
	You want to see them fucking attack old war vets?
	Okay, then we can talk.
	But you're pontificating.
	You don't know this world.
	I know this world.
	I know these people.
	I recognize them.
	In fact, I'm getting to know them pretty intimately.
	Like, we'll get to that in a second.
	But keep going with this.
	Oh, God.
	And except for Trump, he has won that battle in spades.
	I looked at the Democratic Party when they did the, whatchamacallit?
	By the way, I don't know anything about politics.
	Me neither.
	But I went through my thing.
	But let's discuss it nonetheless.
	Yeah, but let's throw our hat in the ring.
	This is exactly what the problem is with the world right now.
	So we don't know anything about politics.
	That being said, I presume, and here we go.
	Yeah, this is like you would never, ever accept like you're going into a doctor.
	Hey, I'm not a doctor, but I think you need this type of surgery.
	Well, I'll listen.
	We're just a man that two men out here.
	Yeah, maybe you shouldn't call me batshit crazy sloth.
	You walk into the doctor's office.
	We think we're going to have to give you acts.
	By the way, another criticism of Bert.
	He's often barefoot on that vid cast.
	Yeah, he likes his bare feet, bare chest.
	No one minds a bare chest.
	That's manly.
	It looks great.
	It's very Florida.
	But no one wants to see your toes.
	I was talking about that at the gym today.
	We're talking about MMA and Connor McGregor, and I go, I just could never really get into Connor, into MMA.
	I love Connor, but outside of that, that's not my thing.
	And we just realized it's toes.
	There's just too much toes in MMA.
	I don't like men's toes.
	There we go.
	There's Rocco's toes.
	Rock toes.
	Anyway, so speaking of Andy No, there was an interesting article by this Capital Research org.
	They just get these young interns to research the living shit out of something, and they end up writing these articles that are interesting to me as a news junkie, but it's really, as far as writing, it's not good writing.
	And it's called example exhaustion.
	Back when I edited advice, we would try to avoid example exhaustion where you come up with too many things to back your argument.
	But nonetheless, this is like, this is the way young women write.
	And it's a good article in that it's a large compendium of the left justifying violence.
	And it's a funny thing that Proud Boys are looking at nine years.
	I'm saying, I know it's 15, but I've been saying nine because I've got a bad feeling it's going to be nine.
	And this is due to that Department of Homeland Security saying that white supremacy is their priority now.
	And of course, by white supremacy, they're open to interpretation.
	And the interpretation tends to be, anyone who is a patriotic group loving the president is bad news.
	Anyway, so I'm looking at this article and they talk about the justification of the milkshake thing and how they love it.
	And then as I'm scrolling down, keep going.
	Keep going.
	There's a bunch of tweets, right?
	Did I zoom?
	No, not yet.
	Go to Charlotte Clymer.
	Yeah, there we go.
	Andy No intentionally provokes people on the left to drive his content.
	No, he doesn't.
	By the way, this goes back to that whole standard round thing.
	They say provokes people.
	You know what Charlotte means?
	He means, and it's a he, that Andy No, by walking into where Antifa is, he's provoking them.
	So by existing and reporting on them, he's provoking them.
	Being attacked today on video, taken by an actual journalist, because no, it's definitely not, is the greatest thing that could have happened to his career.
	Scroll down.
	You know it.
	I know it.
	He knows it.
	We all know it.
	I'm not adverse to the fact that he may have benefited from that, but that's called exposing scoop.
	He did good journalism.
	He showed Antifa.
	He showed the world how violent Antifa is.
	What did he say now?
	Violence is completely wrong, and I find it sad and weak to allow a sniveling weasel like Anino to get under anyone's skin.
	But I'm also not going to pretend this wasn't No's goal from the start.
	It wasn't No's goal, but he was aware that there was a risk there, and he was willing to take that risk.
	That's called real journalism.
	That's called balls.
	That's called being brave.
	That's called never stop fighting.
	But you may recognize Charlotte Clymer.
	She is, sorry, he is a kind of a handsome strapping man who has the shoulders and arms that most guys are going for when they work out.
	However, when that translates to femininity, it becomes, as this Reddit poster said, a joke only God can pull off.
	Do you want to click on that?
	Oh, so Charlotte says, I've had TERFs, trans-exclusionary radical feminists, send this to me.
	I want to be clear.
	And then he goes on, just scroll down, to talk about how happy he is.
	No, scroll down more.
	I realize it's an effort to shame my general appearance and invalidate my humanity.
	It's making fun of you, dude.
	No one's trying to invalidate your humanity.
	They're laughing at how silly you look.
	And I know this may come as a shock to many of you, but I really love the way I look.
	I am genuinely confident in my own skin, blah, blah, blah.
	And I hated being a man.
	Now I'm a woman.
	No, you're not.
	You're a man in a silly costume.
	But read the 4chan quote, because it's one of these guys that inadvertently is a great writer.
	See if I can make this bigger here.
	Let's hear how you read.
	What are you doing?
	Just read it.
	I can't.
	Why not?
	It's pretty small.
	Okay.
	This is honestly the funniest picture I've seen on the internet.
	His vaguely threatening gesture and stance, the woman meekly clasping.
	Can you show us the picture while you read?
	Okay.
	Why is this so complicated?
	I didn't know you wanted to see the picture.
	I thought you wanted to see the picture.
	Yeah, why would we want to see the picture that you're talking about?
	Well, we'd much rather see his elbow.
	Or the text.
	I zoomed in the text so you could read along.
	No, you read the text.
	We don't need to read along.
	What is this, polka dot door?
	This vaguely threatening gesture and stance moving.
	No, don't read it like that.
	Have some color.
	You sound like you're looking for a typo.
	The difference in size between his massive skull and hers, his caveman tear slouch, making him look like a hunchback versus her standing up straight, the remnants of what appear to be sideburns on the side of his face versus the woman's clear cheeks.
	The intense expression on his face versus the bewildered expression on hers.
	He looks like Donald Trump Jr. a little bit.
	Yeah, very much so.
	The sheer difference in size between their torsos.
	His is probably double the size of hers.
	His masculine profile with his chin jutting out and his longer face versus her wider face.
	I can go on, but you get the idea.
	All of this contrasted with the constant assertion that these people are identical to women and there's no meaningful difference between them makes for the most exquisite form of irony when their differences are juxtaposed so vividly.
	The contrast is almost divine.
	On the left is a man's hubris, his desire to capture the beauty of nature and make it his own, his cerebral and conscious understanding of what it means to be what he thinks he is, his intentional becoming, while on the right is nature, effortless.
	No doctor appointments or hormones or surgery.
	This just is, and it needs nothing added.
	She's so fucking beautiful.
	Oh, isn't she?
	Yeah, she is.
	She's so pure.
	Look at her wrists.
	I like her arms.
	Like ugly girls, men are not jealous when it comes to looks.
	And if you see a handsome guy, you'll joke around with him and go, Jesus Christ, look at this sculpted chin.
	I'm going to go gay for you.
	You make jokes about it and stuff.
	And why aren't you getting more laid?
	If I had those looks, I'd be fucking pussy right now, you fag.
	Like you always joke around.
	You don't feel jealousy.
	I wish I could be him for a day or something.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	In fact, they'll also joke back at you.
	They'll go like, look how handsome I am.
	And now look in the mirror.
	Look how fucking fat and ugly you are.
	Look at your shitty guns.
	Look at these.
	Look, feel that, feel that.
	And then look at your little pencil arms.
	And you laugh because you go, he's right.
	He is an adonis.
	But I think women, they must feel jealousy when they see a pretty girl like her.
	They become obsessed.
	What about trans, where you have a little dick hanging down there and your gross boobs?
	Like, you must look down when you're at home after a shower and you just see those weird fake tits they get from the estrogen and then your sad little dick, which I guess you groom the pubes.
	Like do you think they shave their pubes?
	You can't really shave like, you know, you have to let it grow in to shave it and not have some pain.
	Yeah.
	Well, women can shave all the time.
	Oh, she didn't.
	He didn't cut his dick off.
	That's very rare.
	No, no, I know.
	But he's got hair.
	He's got hair in his thighs.
	So he's probably got stubble where his pubes are.
	And then he's got leg hair, so he has to shave all the way.
	Like, it must be such a stark reminder that you're not a chick every time you see that damn dick.
	I bet he sort of hits it sometimes.
	He goes like, god damn it.
	Okay.
	Sits down to pee.
	Just so the woman there just is, and she needs nothing added to it in order to be complete.
	He tries so hard, and yet the harder he tries to become, the further he takes himself away from the effortlessness that is the thing that he wants to be.
	It's comedy on the cosmic scale, only a joke God himself could come up with.
	All right, that was terrible.
	It's comedy on the cosmic scale, only a joke.gov could come up with it.
	We're doing a TV show here.
	New rule.
	You have to start reading.
	The rest of it ruled.
	You have to start reading.
	I just did read.
	I nailed it.
	No, you need to get a book and be reading a book.
	Milo always insists that anyone he works for is reading a book and they can recite their last four books.
	I got plenty of books.
	Well, then start making a note to read, I don't know, at least 20 minutes a day.
	You're becoming illiterate.
	You don't think I did a good job of the other part?
	It was okay.
	This is kind of a non-sequitur, but I've been meaning to get to this for a while now.
	There's this comedian that I wanted to, I thought would suck because he's severely paraplegic.
	He's paralyzed, I believe, from the neck down.
	And I've been checking him out, and he's pretty good.
	His name is Donovan Crip Daddy.
	I'm going chronologically through the fucking notes.
	How simple do I have to make this?
	What are you doing?
	You're on five stories down.
	I just talked about Charlotte Clymer.
	Now I'm at Donovan Crip Daddy.
	It's all very clear.
	Maybe you shouldn't open tabs.
	Yeah, it gets lost.
	It gets lost in the sauce.
	So anyway, you think this is going to be affirmative action?
	This guy's going to suck?
	He actually is a pretty good dude, and I'm enjoying his Twitter.
	Check him out.
	Turn it up.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Don't be an asshole.
	Also, if you're one of those 15-year-olds that loves talking about how X cured your depression, I don't want to hear it.
	If you're out there and you say that a musician cured your depression, newsblast, you didn't really have depression.
	You were just sad for a little bit.
	That's all.
	poop shit fart but man we're all just Yeah, I like it.
	He's really endearing.
	Brutally honest, dude.
	And he says things like, every time I do stand-up, people say more like sit down, huh?
	And he goes, I never use jokes like that because they're fucking easy.
	Just like your mother.
	Nice.
	I'm going to be perfectly honest with you.
	This is a different one.
	There's no rhyme or reason as to why I haven't uploaded an actual video.
	I can't hear it with a gun.
	I just want to be able to upload something that I feel passionate about or have a drive for.
	And that is few far between.
	I mean, I'm appreciative of you guys sticking with me through all of it.
	And I wish I could promise you that there was another video coming soon.
	But as of right now, I have no plans.
	I'm going to continue moving forward with my podcast with my mom.
	I have debated starting a new channel.
	Can you imagine the existential dread you'd have if you were paralyzed from the neck down?
	Yeah.
	By the way, sorry, but your neck tattoo, your chest tattoo, lacks this sort of grid and oomph that tattoos have when you can't feel it.
	Like, it's not a big part of a tattoo, but a little bit of it is that hurt.
	If you can't feel your body, don't get a tattoo.
	That might have been against his will in his sleep.
	You don't know.
	Yeah, maybe it says GIMP.
	It was a prank.
	Some church did it.
	When they passed out at a party.
	Yeah.
	He passed out at a party, you could just full body tattoo.
	Yeah, you don't have to use a sharpie.
	Anyway, he's a pretty funny dude.
	And speaking of funny dudes, this is another non-sequitur.
	But I don't know if you saw Nikki Glazer at the Stephen Baldwin, Alec Baldwin Roast.
	Dude, I don't know if she writes these or not, but the deliveries, she's one of the best comedians in the country right now.
	She's on fire.
	And I'm not saying that because it's a chick.
	I'm not saying that because she's hot.
	She's also very hot.
	She really liked Death the Cool.
	She's awesome.
	In fact, I think she might be one of the names on the back.
	Yeah.
	So fucking good, I can't recommend it enough.
	Oh, she's Nicky Glazer.
	Justin Thoreau, Andrew W.K., Justin Halpern, Mindy Kaling.
	Mindy Kaling recommends.
	Wow.
	But yeah, check out this fucking roast.
	It's near perfect.
	Sean Hayes!
	Keep it going for the reason Mike Pence says we have hurricanes.
	Yeah.
	Give me the fucking remote.
	You look like the little man on top of a wedding cake that a bakery would refuse to make for you.
	Will and Grace is really the best you could do.
	It just like you can make.
	You look like the little man on top of a wedding cake that a bakery would refuse to make for you.
	Will and Grace was really the best you could do.
	It just.
	Just Jack.
	Just Jack is.
	It's also what I'm going to do in my hotel room alone after sitting next to Blake Griffin all night.
	Jesus Christ.
	You're so hot.
	What the fuck?
	You're so hot.
	I'd fuck you in front of my grandparents.
	That's how.
	I almost want to, you know?
	I feel like Mimi would be proud.
	Blake, you look like a black guy that got made by a printer running out of ink.
	That's.
	The variety of jokes, too, is amazing.
	And she's not roasting him.
	Everyone else gets roasted, but he's too hot.
	Chris Redd is here because Comedy Central wasn't sure if Blake was black or not.
	You look great, Chris.
	You always dress like a nine-year-old who just found $1,000 on the sidewalk.
	Is that off the dome?
	No.
	At this point, like, what can you say about Jeff Ross that he hasn't heard before?
	It's like, oh, I respect you.
	You look nice tonight.
	Here's your salad, sir.
	Stuff like that.
	Okay.
	Jeff, you look like if Popeye only ate Popeyes.
	Check that.
	No, Jeff, no.
	Don't break the couch.
	Your face.
	Your face has a bad bud.
	Jeff gets really hot girls and I just I don't have Teens, I'm sorry I read that wrong.
	How do you get...
	I just don't understand.
	That's a rape joke.
	Robert Zeniro is here.
	Good evening, please, Nikki.
	Looking like Alf.
	I can't even believe I get to share this stage with you tonight, Robert Zeniro.
	And by this stage, I mean the final one of your life.
	It's...
	I don't feel right about any of this.
	Caitlin Jenner, I just want to thank you for all you've done for the trans movement in the size 16 stiletto industry.
	You are such an incredible athlete.
	People forget just how fast you once ran from your first family to go be on a reality show.
	All right, that's enough.
	I feel weird playing a clip that long, but it's just so rare to see good comedy.
	Yeah, I don't watch comedy.
	Probably nobody that watches this does.
	Nobody watches TV.
	No.
	No, nobody watches TV.
	No one watches award shows.
	No one watches roasts.
	You're doing us a favor here.
	But to see, like, her stand-up is really good, too.
	Yeah, she fucked.
	She hasn't fucked in a long time.
	Although there is something, just to be negative for a second here, there's something about her where there's a lack of sex appeal.
	I don't know if it's because she talks about butt sex and she's really raunchy all the time, but she kind of has that lady gaga thing where you're like, gorgeous, blonde, beautiful body, dress is hot.
	I got nothing.
	I'm gay.
	You know what I mean?
	Yeah.
	When there's other chicks that are kind of chubby Puerto Ricans and you're like, you're useless.
	You don't have a job.
	You watch TV all day.
	I have a coconut smasher down there.
	I don't know why.
	I just took a blue chew just looking at you.
	It's weird.
	I can't explain it.
	There's a certain thing.
	It's really spooky.
	All right.
	This is what I've been meaning to get to for a while now.
	I've been in the trenches.
	I've been storming the beaches of politically correct Normandy for so long that names are starting to pop up.
	And I'm like, wait, I recognize that guy.
	And just like I recognize that dude, Charlotte Clymer, and his big hulking shoulders, dude, it's not fair.
	Since the 1800s, I'm going to say, maybe more?
	Maybe since forever, men have been putting like a wig on their head, lipstick, and a dress and saying, hello, I'm Elite, to make everyone laugh.
	It's gone from cave days to Mrs. Doubtfire, ring any bells, clinger, en mash.
	I mean, we grew up being told, oh my lord.
	He's a handsome guy.
	There's no woman that ugly in the world.
	Like even Tarana Burke.
	Do you think you look remotely feminine?
	You don't even look like a dude dressed up as a woman.
	You just look like a handsome guy with long hair who's wearing a weird shirt.
	Yeah, look at him.
	He's breathtakingly gorgeous.
	Nope.
	Not happening, Ethel Merman.
	Oh, look at his stature.
	I'm a lady.
	No, you're not.
	Anyway.
	So I start recognizing him.
	I go, oh, that's Charlotte Klymer.
	And this other dude I've been seeing for a while, his name is Feras Nasser.
	Jewish gay who, this is, I think I'm going to nominate him the mayor of Clown World.
	Sean King is the world's greatest hustler.
	And this guy, Feras Nasser, is the mayor of Clown World.
	Let me give you some background here.
	See if you can digest this.
	If you're standing, please stop what you're doing.
	Please sit down.
	Because this is going to be a bitter pill.
	No, a tricky pill to swallow.
	This is going to be basically doing the Rubik's Cube with your feet.
	You ready for this?
	Pulse nightclub.
	How many people died at Pulse?
	49?
	I get confused with the injured, too.
	Because people got shot through their fucking leg.
	They didn't die, but isn't that just as consequential or at least darn close?
	49 killed, 53 wounded.
	49 killed, 53 wounded.
	By a Muslim.
	An Islamicist.
	Murdered them because he saw them as peak infidel.
	Christians are disgusting.
	Atheists should die.
	Non-Muslims are gross.
	Gays, that is the biggest affront to Allah.
	There's nothing worse than gays.
	So this guy grabs a gun and goes and kills as many as he possibly can, shoots them in a horrific slaughter.
	So this Jewish man, he already knows that Muslims in northern Paris want him dead.
	He knows that in Saudi Arabia, for example, it's illegal to be gay.
	He knows that ISIS is throwing gays off buildings.
	So he should go, all right, I'm starting a new, what would you call it?
	I don't even know.
	Political action group.
	And they're called Work for Peace.
	And what they do is they dance.
	Work, meaning a play on twerk.
	And so the first priority after Pulse, his group, his raison debt is the Pulse nightclub shooting.
	You know how much attention he's focused on Islam?
	Oh, a hand job amount.
	You know how much he's focused on white supremacy?
	100%.
	White supremacy was behind the Pulse nightclub shooting.
	What?
	So he dresses like a beautiful, sexy black woman.
	He's always going like this with his gorgeous short hair.
	And he gyrates his butt.
	By the way, hey, work for peace, dude.
	You can't twerk.
	You don't have any butt cheeks.
	You suck.
	Men can't twerk.
	Sorry, gays.
	You're not good at it.
	So I first discovered this dude when he was dancing in front of Mike Pence's house.
	And I've seen him everywhere ever since.
	Look at this.
	Look at this.
	There he is with the jean shorts.
	So just pause for a second here.
	Let me also, I hope you didn't stand up from when we last had you sit down.
	Do you know why they hate Mike Pence?
	Because they were talking about Medicaid or Medicare, whatever, healthcare.
	And they were talking about how it's allotted.
	And he's a very state's rights guy.
	And he goes, it should be handled state by state by state.
	And then someone says, well, what if one state wants to use some of their money that's fighting AIDS to give gays these programs on not being such sluts and having less sexual partners?
	And he goes, yeah, whatever.
	It's up to that state.
	And they go, what if they want to do electroconversion therapy, for example?
	It's a state thing.
	Let's take it up with the states.
	That became, Mike Pence wants gays electrocuted.
	So they go to his house and assume that not only does he want gays electrocuted, which is just false, but he hates dancing and he hates gays enjoying themselves in dancing, just like the Muslim terrorist who shot the club up at Pulse.
	I mean, is that dumb?
	I wouldn't call it dumb.
	It's insane.
	Ignorant.
	No, it's not ignorant.
	It's a new thing.
	It's just clown world.
	Yeah.
	Look at this.
	Religious, what does he say?
	Stop, stop.
	What did that sign say?
	Let's see.
	Religious registry led to the Third Reich.
	So please reason with your queen, oh big daddy Mike.
	Wait, we want a religious registry?
	Mike Pence never called for a religious registry.
	And by the way, you see that moon, that crescent and a star?
	That's who killed you in Pulse.
	Not Jews, not Nazis, and certainly not Mike Pence.
	And the Queen?
	What is going on?
	Chance of Daddy Pence come dance rang out of the city.
	Mike Pence is against dance?
	It's like the gay at CVS yesterday.
	He's mad at me because I like Trump because that's homophobic.
	Trump is the most gay positive.
	No one cares, dude.
	No one cares if you're gay.
	It's not revolutionary.
	And you twerking, which you suck at.
	It's amazing that he's devoted his life to twerking.
	Twerking involves your butt jiggling like crazy and even clapping.
	It's just like you need big tits for an ass.
	He kind of does have an ass.
	No, he does not have an ass.
	I disagree.
	Let's see his ass.
	I've got a million.
	Where's that one?
	I couldn't sleep last night.
	And so it was like four in the morning just sitting in my bed sending myself tweets of work for peace.
	I've got a thousand them there.
	There he is.
	So that's his van.
	He drives all over the country, twerking.
	It's a...
	I think he drives a Chevy Tacomo.
	He's so gay.
	Let's see some of his dance moves.
	Find another one.
	Oh, he gets up on top of that thing later.
	Of course.
	And starts dancing.
	So this is to stop DC and it's about climate change.
	Oh, no, this is still the mic.
	Those are some of his dances.
	Yeah.
	His butt cheeks aren't jiggling, dude.
	That's not torquing.
	I saw like the one that's been going around on Twitter where he does the glitter bomb.
	It was for the environmental thing.
	Yeah.
	And people point out that.
	Oh, here he is.
	Here he is.
	This is a very important one.
	Let's hear this.
	We are here.
	We are queer.
	And.
	Go back to the beginning.
	I just did.
	This is why I don't go full screen.
	Look, every time.
	You see me clicking?
	You see me doing the things that a regular video would allow me to do.
	If you think about it, 49 individuals were massacred on a dance floor.
	So our work is to take the dance floor into the streets, occupy space, and assert that we are here, we are queer, and we're not going anywhere.
	And government from a top-down level and people from a bottom-up level need to change their perspectives and policies in order to allow us to dance.
	What are you talking about?
	You know, in New York, Giuliani had a cabaret law where he would try to prevent people from dancing at pubs and stuff because he wanted to know what clubs are so we could focus on MDMA and drugs.
	I thought it was a fucking ridiculous thing.
	It's the dumbest thing Giuliani ever did.
	It's a real blight on his mayorship.
	But Mr. Work for Peace.
	Fasar, God, his name is weird.
	Farass Nasser.
	Yes.
	You need to be twerking and doing all of that in front of a mosque.
	Hold on, one second.
	What were you saying?
	He should be doing that in front of a mosque.
	If you're going to be this sexy black woman with your butt like that, shouldn't he be in drag?
	Like, shouldn't he have long blonde hair and high-heeled shoes on?
	He's dressed like Mork from Orc.
	Wouldn't that suck to have to intentionally walk a certain way all the time?
	He's dressed like a little kid, like Punky Brewster.
	So you should maybe be like moshing or skanking or something.
	But if you're going to be sexy and very butt-occentric, he should have leather pants on and high-heeled shoes and be clean-shaven with lipstick.
	I mean, at least Charlotte Clymer's trying.
	You can't do that.
	Even within the gay parameters.
	If you're going to fag it up like that, you got to dress like a sexy woman.
	You see how he's holding a plastic water bottle, people noted, and they're also littering with paper glitter all over the fucking place?
	And this is for an environmental cause?
	Oh, great.
	Oh, I like Bridget Fatassi says greenhouse gases saw this and surrendered.
	So he just starts applying it now to climate change.
	Hey, people who pollute, I'm going to twerk.
	Okay.
	You want to ruin the environment?
	Fine, I'm going to jiggle my buns.
	It's nihilism.
	Please stop.
	Oh, no?
	Hey, Mike Pence.
	I heard that someone was jiggling their buns outside your house.
	Yeah.
	Drove me nuts.
	And it made me change some policies that I had come up with when it comes to butt jiggling.
	Now butt jiggling is officially legal in America thanks to Work for Peace.
	Again, folks, he's Jewish.
	He started a group that came after the Pulse nightclub shooting.
	Zero focus on Islam.
	You want to wear yarmic around northern Paris and twerk?
	Do you want to see who comes out to get you?
	It's not going to be Christians.
	It's not going to be white men.
	It's not going to be corporate polluters.
	Look at him.
	Greenhouse asses versus greenhouse gas thing again.
	That's his trademark.
	Then he gets bored.
	Does a little dance.
	I got to get out of here.
	I sent you like 9,000 of them.
	He's in everything.
	What's this one?
	I didn't see this.
	Now he's in Berlin.
	Berlin, Germany.
	Look.
	Screw you, Berlin.
	I'm going to show you my denim buns.
	Oh, God, you're so sexy.
	He looks like a Huffbo blogger.
	What are you doing?
	Do gays find this appealing at all?
	I don't know.
	Like, is there a game with a boner right now?
	Is there one...
	Is there one dude in the world who's like, oh, shit?
	Yeah, I bet.
	That is a smoke show.
	I don't think there is.
	Well, I mean, some people like everything.
	No, I think gays see him and go, awesome, dude.
	Oh, I don't think they literally go, there's got to be somebody out there that fights.
	I don't know.
	There's people that drink off to cartoons and stuff.
	Let's start sending that video to gays.
	Okay.
	Like, it's not even jiggling.
	And what were you doing in Berlin?
	Taking down the wall?
	Yeah, I don't know.
	Go to Syria.
	Let's keep going.
	Have we done them?
	Yeah.
	No, we have the meditating lady.
	Okay.
	He's in that too.
	Oh, he is.
	Yeah, there he is.
	Hey, man.
	Okay, we're getting example exhaustion.
	By the way, fierce.
	You're not fierce.
	Let me show you how to do it.
	If you want to come up with a solution to pulse, if you want to fight Islamophobia, you do what these people do in Britain.
	You have a gay pride Muslim march.
	This is nailing the problem.
	This is going into the eye of the storm.
	British Muslims launch first ever Pride Festival.
	Perfect.
	That's crazy, yeah.
	This is what you do.
	And by the way, that is fucking dangerous.
	That's brave.
	That's true civil rights.
	That is true social justice.
	That is true activism.
	This is what it's about.
	This is making a change.
	This is being a, I mean, I could go on for days.
	Everything Work for Peace purports to do, those people are doing with that march.
	Love is not haram.
	I kind of like that.
	By the way, speaking of anti-Semitism, I've noticed a lot of people talking about the rise of anti-Semitism here in Brooklyn, or here in New York, I should say.
	And they make it look like it's white supremacists when it's almost always black kids.
	And I used to live in Williamsburg, and I've lived around Hasidic Jews my entire adult life.
	Montreal, Mile End, upstate New York, Catskills, and Williamsburg, Brooklyn, the three places that Hasidic Jews are most densely populated.
	I've always been around.
	And they often get attacked, and it's usually by fatherless black 14-year-olds.
	And the reason they do it is because they can.
	Because when they do it to red-haired Irish guys or Italians, they get the shit beaten out of them.
	But Hasidic Jews tend not to fight back.
	So I'm not even sure I would call it anti-Semitism.
	I think it's bigotry, or it could just be extreme negligence.
	Like they're not really doing it because they have a problem with Israel or Judaism or they think that you should appreciate Jews or, I mean, Jesus, or you killed Jesus, you matzekirist.
	I don't think it has any kind of background or subtext or context.
	I think it's just like, there's one of those funny looking guys.
	Yeah.
	Zero to do with any sort of.
	I think our problem as adults is we assume there's some thought in, but what you're seeing is extreme thoughtlessness, an extreme lack of empathy for other human beings.
	And that's what you get when you live in a ghetto with no father and a mother who doesn't give a shit about you.
	Music.
	they don't even really confront this in this video this pro jewish video look Why did those kids do that?
	There's no why.
	They're bad kids.
	All right, I think we should start wrapping it up here.
	Let's not do another marathon show.
	Oh, but we got to cover this woman.
	We're going to call her Crying Brat from now on.
	The crying brat who went viral yesterday, Greta Thurnberg.
	From now on, we call her Crying Brat.
	You know what I mean?
	Yeah.
	Like legless man.
	Like bagel boss, crying brat.
	Got it?
	So crying brat did a talk in front of the UN.
	I mean, this is getting bizarre.
	It's getting sick.
	And the way they dance her around and clap for her, pretending that what she has to say is valid, is just fucking ridiculous.
	But she came here on some billionaire's yacht, some racing yacht.
	Took a week to get here, and now everyone's flying back on jets.
	But you've probably seen this, but we got to cover it because it'll be old news tomorrow.
	Watching you.
	What did she say?
	I'm sorry.
	Let me go back to the video.
	My message is that we'll be watching you.
	Okay.
	Woo!
	So brave.
	This is all wrong.
	Yeah.
	I shouldn't be up here.
	Correct.
	I should be back in school on the other side of the ocean.
	Yep.
	Yet, did I come to us young people for hope?
	How dare you?
	Oh, God.
	You have stolen my dreams, my childhood with your empty words.
	And yet, I'm one of the lucky ones.
	Those real tears are suffering.
	People are dying.
	Entire ecosystems are collapsing.
	Where?
	We are in the beginning of a mass extinction, and all you can talk about is money and fairy tales of eternal economic growth.
	How dare you?
	Fairy tales of eternal economic growth.
	Hey, crying, Brat.
	Would you like to see a graph of the stock market from, say, 1900 till now?
	Wait a minute.
	Now, we're reversing the image here.
	Actually, I shouldn't do this because it's going to play back.
	It goes a little like this.
	Oh, there's some bad ones.
	Oh, the Great Depression.
	It's a 45-degree line.
	And don't make this into a Z-Kile.
	It's a 45-degree line.
	You know what that is?
	That's not a fairy tale.
	That is a true story of eternal economic growth.
	Would you like to see lifespan, crying, Brat?
	Lifespan again.
	50 years old was ancient in the 30s.
	That's why people retired so early.
	Because it's like, well, you're going to be dead in five years anyway.
	Men living till 85, that's mental.
	And I believe that's where we're at right now.
	I bet the average lifespan for an American male is close to 80.
	I bet it's 79.
	I checked a long time ago and it was 75.
	That's great.
	Now, in the 30s and 40s, you better have a kid by the time you're 19 because you're going to be a grandpa when you're 25 or 30 and you're going to be dead when you're 55 or 60.
	78 years old.
	Jesus, I don't even think I want to make it to 78.
	Anyway, let's see the puppet talk.
	The crying brat.
	The garbage pill kid.
	Yes, repeat the shit we're saying.
	For more than 30 years, the science has been crystal clear.
	False.
	How dare you continue to look away?
	I wish they'd look away.
	Come here saying that you're doing enough when the politics and solutions needed are still nowhere in sight.
	Just pause.
	You know, just like that gay dude, the Work for Peace Guy, should be totally focused on Islam.
	If you're really concerned about pollution, you should be 100% focused on China.
	They're building a coal factory every week.
	90% of the plastic that's in waterways are in two Chinese rivers.
	We've got places like Canada responsible for something like 1.5% of the carbon footprint of the world, and they are bending over backwards to make that 1.5%, I don't know, 0.8%, totally irrelevant.
	You're sitting here recycling a coffee cup while there's just sludge, all of China pouring sludge and shit down.
	It's just a game, and it's a sinister game.
	There's something deeper going on here.
	There was a good book written by this guy.
	What's his name?
	Click on that Amazon link, The Nazi Roots of this.
	Green Tyranny.
	What's the subhead?
	It's too small.
	Exposing the totalitarian roots of the climate-industrial complex.
	There's weird kind of anti-human undertones here.
	But, you know, in Sweden where she's from, they talk about how we have to get into cannibalism to reduce the population.
	She's talking about eating bugs.
	And the Nazis were big on this.
	The Nazis were huge on having less humans.
	We are a scourge.
	You see this in a lot of fucking stupid liberal Hollywood movies where the robots realize that we're the worst thing to happen to the earth, so we have to die.
	Click on that interview with the dude who wrote that book.
	Ben Weingarten, by the way, conservative pundit, works with Encounter books a lot.
	His wife is an insane smokeshow.
	Oh my lord.
	She's got the opposite of what Nikki Glazer and Lady Gaga have.
	Is this time-coded?
	I couldn't, yes, I couldn't find a picture of her online.
	But when you do, you're going to poop your panties.
	And perverse logic that takes us from anti-capitalism to environmentalism.
	Where do those views intersect?
	Well, Ben, you put your finger on it.
	It's anti-capitalism is the uniting thing, and anti-the freedom of the individual.
	You can't brush your hair.
	And whether you care to call it extreme left or extreme right, those are the things that unite those ideologies.
	Now, with, if you like, the extreme right, their basic categories are to do with biology and race.
	And with the extreme left, it used to be class.
	But what you had is the extreme left gave up on the working class.
	When the working class didn't revolt, as Marx and Engels predicted, they essentially gave up on rationality and they gave up on American working class.
	And the American working class see themselves as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.
	So when the Marxists said, we're going to rise up and unionize and make the whole country one big factory, they went, uh, I'm not here for long.
	And when I'm rich, I don't want you assholes taxing me.
	So they went, all right, let's give up on the proletariat and focus on academia and brainwashing students who can then brainwash society.
	And that worked great because those students ended up becoming judges and legislators and politicians and they became excellent at sabotaging society from the inside out.
	Brilliant saboteurs.
	Working class.
	And they said the working class have been bewitched by consumerism and so forth.
	And so they therefore brought into the irrational politics of what had been, if you like, the far right.
	So that's another kind of way that the far left twisted itself into positions you see, the anti-rational, the nihilistic positions of the Nazis.
	And fascinating.
	That's really the key word behind all of this eco-fear-mongering.
	Nihilism.
	Maybe we should call that the episode of the show.
	She is a nihilist.
	She is a cannibal.
	She is pro-suicide.
	She has suicidal tendencies.
	And the brand she's selling is nihilism.
	Of course, Trump recognizes that.
	And instead of being pretentious like me and pulling up some British intellectual, he tries sarcasm.
	And what did he say?
	Read it as old 80s Trump, please.
	She seems like a very happy girl, looking forward to a bright and wonderful future.
	So nice to see.
	That's new Trump.
	That's new Trump.
	Well, you can just paraphrase.
	Yeah.
	She seems like a very happy young girl, and a lot of girls aren't so happy, frankly.
	And luckily, she's one of the girls that does seem kind of one of those that are optimistic and fun.
	And I hope she has a wonderful and bright future.
	I also have in my notes here, clean up some fucking garbage, bitch.
	That's the News Wars thing where this guy is going around liberal-run cities.
	And in an apolitical fashion, he's just cleaning up trash.
	50 tons of garbage picked up on a shoestring budget.
	Tons with a T. And there's lefties who are trying to thwart him because they don't like the message it sends.
	So while they are throwing confetti all over the ground, he's picking it up.
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	Is that Millie Weaver?
	She's a smokeshoe.
	I wonder when women hear me constantly talking about who's hot and who's not, if they see that as insulting or that I appreciate women.
	This is a state that boasts a large number of stunning natural attractions.
	It literally is a shoal.
	We are here in Los Angeles at a homeless camp where piles and piles of trash have accumulated.
	We're here because we're a conservative Trump supporter and activist has put together a massive action where conservative Trump supporters and really people have been invited from all political backgrounds can come together and try to help out these Democrat poverty stricken communities.
	We're skipping the mailbag.
	Let's just go right to some videos.
	We've got to lighten this up.
	This first video is a guy who is so happy that he punched his friend in the head, which is a level of joy you rarely get to in life.
	Coast to coast, Raheem Blackshear.
	Coast to coast, Raheem Blackshear.
	Oh, I see it.
	We did it.
	We fucking did it, buddy.
	That's hilarious.
	I've never been so happy I punched my friend in the face.
	Next video is...
	I'm sick of people filming fights.
	If there's a big brawl going on, get involved.
	If there's a woman there, then protect her.
	If it's a rational, stupid fight, break it up.
	This guy definitely barks this, we can tell.
	You better hit him.
	You better not hit him.
	You better not hit him.
	All right, pause.
	So there's a woman heavily involved in this street fight.
	Is it me, or is this a new thing?
	Because I can't help but think all these stupid, badass chicks in movies are making women think they can fight.
	But maybe there's some old dude who grew up in the 80s and said, no, no, no, women were always in street fights.
	It's not a new thing.
	What the 20s?
	I don't know.
	You were too big for this.
	80s and 90s compared to now.
	I feel like I've never seen so many women get involved in fights.
	I mean, I grew up in a particularly violent time.
	Hardcore and punk were really about, I don't know why.
	Ian Mackay from Minor Threat talks about this.
	It was just fights at every show.
	I don't know why.
	And we weren't poor or anything.
	It was just like the fashion at the time.
	And I never remember girls getting remotely involved.
	But even that Rufio Pan Man super Antifa punch heard around the world, right after that there's some chick getting involved.
	Test.
	Get the phone with a bitch.
	Hit his ass, bro.
	You're about to knock his ass out.
	Fuck him out.
	Fuck him.
	She jumps in, slaps him.
	He shoves her out of the way.
	She hits her head in the garbage and she can't believe it.
	Why'd you get in the fight?
	Why'd you go punch a fit 20-year-old man?
	What?
	She fell from that?
	Yeah.
	They always fell when you shoved them.
	What did I get myself in to?
	Dude, get involved.
	What are you doing?
	These white people are crazy.
	Oh, my God.
	These white people are crazy.
	Could you fucking imagine the roles being the races being reversed and going, black people are crazy.
	These black people are fucking crazy.
	They'd be like, What?
	Yeah, they'd stop the fight, say, what'd you just say?
	I think we found a new opponent entered the ring.
	We found something to unite us all.
	Oh, that's unbelievable how fucking bad that would be.
	So you're already giving up on that one?
	You didn't play the whole thing.
	That was the whole thing?
	Oh, okay.
	I don't think you're right, but okay.
	I will go back.
	Because I might be wrong.
	I think you're wrong.
	Excellent camera work, it's cold, frankly.
	Gunshot
	She bonks her head, and there's plenty more after that.
	What's going on?
	What is happening?
	Look at that one.
	I think drunk people get knocked out easier than normal people.
	Yeah, I was right.
	I don't get how there's a five-on-five fight.
	I guess it's two groups of guys who all grew up together and they hate each other.
	These are the softest punches ever.
	These are like little brother punches.
	All right, this one is awesome.
	Some girl's trying to check out a guy's phone and use the face ID to look inside, and he doesn't want her to do that, so he's hiding his face.
	It's so good, it almost looks fake.
	Look at that.
	I'm not getting any volume here.
	laughter
	Just put shades on.
	He'd be a good fighter.
	Yeah, just take a Sharpie and draw on your face.
	All right, that was funny.
	And now we'll end it with two animal attacks.
	I'm sorry that this show got a little heady with all this Islam and homophobia.
	So we're going to end on a fun note.
	First, let's show a llama attacking a dude and then a goat.
	By the way, this video is called like Man Panics or something.
	I'd panic too.
	A llama, they got really strong jaws like a chimp's mouth.
	They could bite out your ligaments and you'd have a permanently fucked up arm.
	You should be scared.
	Zoom out.
	I know of a guy that got attacked by a deer and bit his back and hit him with its hooves.
	He was in bed for a week.
	Like that animal will fuck you up.
	I love how dumb it all looks.
	I think you should go like, try to be big.
	But yeah, that jaw gets on your on your whatever this is called.
	Yeah.
	Your lats.
	You could be serious permanent damage.
	I want to start shit with an animal so bad.
	Oh, I want to punch a deer in the face.
	I fucking hate all deer.
	I don't want to.
	I just want to piece.
	I'm just going to look at an animal and know that it wants a piece of me.
	I'm just like.
	Kangaroos want a piece of you.
	Okay, go back to the beginning of this and make sure the audio is up.
	Because when I saw it, it was four in the morning last night and I couldn't hear anything.
	I didn't realize it had all this awesome audio.
	So that's what I'm, where you going, girl?
	Where you going?
	We were just getting started, man.
	We was having a good conversation.
	You just going to walk off me in conversation?
	Is that a culture thing out here?
	Y'all just walk off me a conversation.
	You better ring my bell before you, You swabbed me off like I'm a fruit flyer?
	I'm a fruit flyer, you, huh?
	Crown.
	You and your grocery bags, girl.
	Would you ever just wave me off like a, oh, we got Captain Sable out here with the subpart kicks.
	Your little low-budget supermarket sneakers on.
	I got some for you right here.
	Crown.
	Feel that in the thigh meat, player.
	It's time for the double-up, though, playboy.
	Yeah, clown.
	Oh, okay.
	Claw.
	Oh, you kicker?
	Crown.
	Yeah.
	Oh, we shoving now, huh?
	We shoving?
	Hmm?
	Yeah, you better use a treaty of events swinging to safety.
	No, I'm trying to blend into the crowd.
	Crown.
	Try to blend into the crowd like they're going to save you.
	Oh, where the hell you going, Type Pants?
	Come over here, Type Pants.
	Where you going, man?
	You know the pants ain't built for the running you trying to do.
	Come over here and feel the cramifications of being note.
	Okay, we can't call this nihilism or cramming.
	Cramifications.
	Cramifications is the best word I've ever heard in my life.
	You get crammed.
	Cram.
	Cram.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.

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