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Sept. 16, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S02E58 - RIP RIC
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Big takeover.
What year was that?
84?
82.
82.
That's when hardcore began.
And it's amazing that Rick Okasich was also taking this new wave of music, hardcore, and helping pioneer the sound when he really pioneered the sound of the 80s.
Rick Okasich died over the weekend, the singer, producer, musical genius extraordinaire behind the cars.
And few people know that he was a successful producer in his own right.
He produced Weezer, but he produced one of the Bad Brains' greatest albums.
It's amazing the quality of the producers they had.
You know who else produced the Bad Brains?
Who?
Ron St. Germain.
He did Quickness, The Quickness.
With the quickness.
Jupy will lead the way.
Who's Ron?
Ron St. Germain is like the, he's a German dude, biggest producer of all time.
Aretha Franklin, Jimi Hendrix, U2.
Oh, my God.
He's like the guy.
He did everything.
I think they were really pushing for Bad Brains to go mainstream.
And maybe they would have in a slightly different era.
Like they were late 80s.
I think they were ahead of their time.
If it was grunge and, you know, we had Spoon Man, then America would have been able to handle it.
Don't I look like Doug Stanhope if he had more than two nickels to rub together?
Yes.
Hey, Doug, when you actually get tailored shirts and you shop at somewhere other than the Salvation Army, you can look pretty good with the always sunny look.
But you look like shit.
He's terrible.
He's a little more bisbee than you are.
Oh, man.
Doesn't he look like a hangover?
Every time I see him, I just want to grab an aspirin.
Get some shit that fits.
It doesn't have to be, just because it's retro and used, doesn't mean it's from David Burns' video where he might find himself.
Where did I get here?
His poor wife, too.
They started out so pretty and he's just drank her to death.
Now she looks like a homeless rodent.
Amber Heard has a lawsuit or had a lawsuit against him?
What was that about?
I was in a movie with her.
I played her boyfriend.
That's plausible.
Johnny Depp was her boyfriend in real life.
I was her boyfriend in the movies.
That was a hit movie I was in with Christopher Walken.
He played her dad.
What?
That's awesome.
So there's pictures of Amber Heard and I like holding each other in a loving embrace that you're furiously trying to dig up.
I remember when I was in an 80s hardcore cover band, and we would try to cover the bad brains.
Hopeless.
The only one we got.
I think we did Attitude.
We did Attitude.
Yeah, there I am.
Amber Heard's still beaming after her celebrity.
Oh, look!
That's my Instagram.
Oh, wow.
That's a trip.
Rest in peace.
That's in some sort of ghosty link.
See if you can click on that without the computer exploding.
Well, it's from an entertainment article.
What?
Yeah, so the link would bring me to an entertainment site.
No, it's a picture of my Instagram, you retarded fuckwad.
Well, the picture, sure.
Right.
So I'm saying click on the picture.
All right.
Right, but where is that when you click on it?
It's from some thread.
All right, well, click on the thread.
Oh, it's done a screen grab of their computer.
Yeah, it's not going to lead to your actual gram.
My daughter today said, screen grab.
It's called a.
And then she said something else.
Screenshot?
Screenshot.
God, I was talking to my son the other day, the six-year-old, and I was telling him, he goes, I always bitched to all my kids about not getting the $6 million man when I was a kid.
I got Oscar Goldman as boss.
And he goes, so Santa's fake?
And I went, oh, what?
Why didn't you just ask Santa for it?
Obviously, because you have two different lists.
You have your Santa list, and then you have the list.
Your parents can buy you stuff.
Yeah, but if you put it on your Santa list, you definitely would have got it.
And then if mom, if Nana got it for you, then you'd have two.
And if someone came over to play, then you'd each have your own guy.
What you have to do is fake a sneeze right there.
Okay, that buys me one second.
Yeah, but you do it confidently like, well, hold on, I got to cease.
Oh, my God.
Oh, I got to cease.
Oh, I got to cease.
I think I blew.
I don't want to make Mrs. Claus jealous, but I think I blew Santa on the weekend.
Oh, blew, like...
It's a funny pun, yep.
Thanks for lose.
But let's take a little look at this Rick, because I want to talk about Rick Okasig for a sec.
He was such an incredible innovator, and Rock-for-Let is such an underrated album.
So that's the big takeover.
Check out Sailing On.
Sail on, sail on, a hair salon.
Ha ha!
album?
Okay.
How can you not make this?
How does this not make your hair go white?
Like human monsters.
This is the music they make in hell.
Like that...
I think Rick OKasic allowed these guys to be weird because they got into hardcore via jazz and stuff.
It wasn't their bag.
And then, so he said, I like that you're weird.
I'm incredibly weird.
You know Rick Okasic was bald as a cue ball.
He had alopecia.
So he wore that fright wig and his eyebrows.
They were all fake.
And he had a rule in his house that you could not leave your particular room.
He was very wealthy.
The cars were a massive hit.
They had two or three huge albums with like, I'm going to say 20 top five hits.
But you weren't allowed to leave your bedroom after 11 p.m.
And I because he wanted to be alone.
My theory is he wanted to get that fucking wig off.
Yeah.
Ugh, it must be so hot.
Especially in July.
Look how sad he is with his wig on and his fake eyebrows.
Yeah.
Get this shit off of me.
Wait, why does he sort of have flood flintstone stubble on his face?
In the picture right above my head there.
He seems to have a slight five o'clock shadow here.
I don't know.
I'm not really seeing it.
No?
No.
Because that guy, his pubes look like a baby's.
So non-existent.
Non-existent.
Baby pubes, we used to call them.
We used to call him baby pubes.
Okay, just one more.
I know you guys don't love hardcore as much as I do, but let's just hear.
Attitude!
You got that attitude!
You got that PMA!
Positive mental attitude.
they were really into PMA All right, that's enough.
It sounds like noise to you.
I'm hearing it through your ears, viewers at home, and I'm not impressed with my own musical taste.
That was all about some book, some self-help book that they got about having a positive mental attitude.
I looked it up once and I bought it, and it sucked.
It was really self-well, like all self-help books.
You read them and you go, this is probably pretty good for losers.
You see that?
The description is some commenters are not displaying a positive mental attitude, so I've disabled comments from Al Cave books.
Yeah, so today we lament the loss of the great Rick Okasich, a man who defined Bad Brains, which pretty well defined hardcore.
Hardcore started in the early 80s, so he was there with Bad Brains, making the sound correct and allowing it to be weird and innovative.
But also in pop music, he was an incredible innovator.
And we're never going to talk about the cars ever again.
I remember I had a cousin in Glasgow.
He was mostly American.
His parents were diplomats.
They lived all over the place.
But no, his dad worked in telecom for the CIA, whatever that means.
And so he was visiting Glasgow and I was, and he was about five years older than me.
I still hang out with him now, but now he's a fat drunk and we're the same.
But back then when I was a kid, he was the coolest guy in the world.
And I was about 12 and he was 16.
And he had just bought, is that Candio?
They always had hot chicks.
He was obsessed with hot chicks and would marry and date models.
And I love that about their records.
They always had hot chicks in the front.
My wife got this book about all these 80s movies like Animal House and Hard Bodies and Fast Times at Ridgemont High and that sort of era of movies.
And every movie poster had an incredibly hot chick in a bathing suit and it would say the name of the movie like Hard Bodies on her actual body.
When we say make America great again, that's what we're talking about.
When you could be horny, when women could be hot, when Hooters was a cool place to go to.
Before the fat, ugly bitches took over and ruined everything.
But play uh play drive.
That's Polina Porzakova you just showed.
He was married to her for about eight years.
I guess she got sick of having to be in her bedroom at 11 p.m.
So fucking Rick could air out his golf ball head.
But it's in the notes.
What are you doing there, Hoppy?
I was hopping.
Yeah, drive.
Who's gonna drive you home?
this sounds old hat now but in night in the early 80s this was a new sound It's kind of weird to listen to music on this show, isn't it?
It's like radio-y.
Yeah.
This is a very radio-y show.
Yeah.
Oh, that's not him.
No.
It's one of those videos.
No, he shows the whole band.
I think that guy died of cancer.
I think it's about a junkie.
Oh, really?
Let's see the hot chick.
Oh, there she is.
I don't think I could marry a Russian hottie.
They're definitely aesthetically pleasing, but the accent would drive me besonkers.
And the different culture.
Yeah, that's a problem sometimes.
They're really into machismo, which I'm fine with.
I'm incredibly macho.
I was fighting cops all morning.
But that whole like, oh, you have a call.
You need to stand up for yourself.
Stop blowing your nose all times.
Yeah.
They shame.
Yeah.
They're always trying to shame you.
What, you can't drink hot vodka in the middle of July in the park while wearing a snowsuit?
It's just a bullet.
I don't want to.
Why are you dressing like Doug Stanhope?
wish you were poor and lived in the desert.
Um Hehehehe.
What about you might think?
That was silly.
That video he did, it was the first, yeah, this was the first video to use computer graphics.
This is early 80s, too.
It doesn't look very advanced right now, but this was like the first digital effects company in the world.
they were doing commercials for the National Enquirer, and he just had the balls to hire them.
Maybe people with alopecia are more adventurous.
This won a bunch of awards.
Is that the same?
What the?
I would keep the periscope down in the water.
Anyone want to see her muff?
Do a muff dive, sailors.
Periscope in.
Ooh, nice towel.
Why would you be ogling her with her towel when you just saw her entire vagina and butthole?
I think this is like the nerdiest band a band could get.
Well, you could still get laid to.
Well, it's all about context, right?
These guys were so cool.
They were beyond cool.
They were the coolest band ever.
Because everyone was kind of a geek back then.
All right, last song.
Check out a perfect nose.
Just what I needed.
That's a jam.
This guy's dead.
I'm sorry if I'm boring you folks with this.
This drawn out open.
I'm not even close to done, by the way.
I know we got mad at Ryan for saying what songs he likes.
I'm talking about context and culture here.
And the guy died.
And the guy died.
The guy died.
And then the weird...
Oh, man.
What would you sing over a solo?
It's hard to not.
It's hard to not.
He kind of invented the whole talking thing.
Or at least made it popular.
You never say invented in music because there's always like that sex and drugs on injury guy.
But he definitely popularized it in American pop.
Okay, that's enough.
But another band Rick O'Kasich produced and did an incredible job on was the Blue album by Weezer.
Remember the big hit, My Name is Jonas?
Oh, this is so corny.
This is chemical romance coming out and singing My Name is Jonas with Weezer.
What is cornier than ancient, like, metal?
Emo?
Yeah.
But you're decades late.
It's kind of like the cure, right?
Is that what they're playing off of?
Emo?
Or was emo?
Emo came from hardcore.
It came from Dag Nasty and these DC bands that were really emotional.
Probably because they didn't do drugs or drink.
You see Revers Cuomo there dressed as a nerd?
That's an act.
He's a rich kid, the children of artists, hippie-dippy types.
Went to art school and he tried glam metal.
Actually, do you have his band Avant-Garde?
Here we go here.
He's a metal dude.
And the metal wasn't working.
Yeah, yeah, click on that picture right above my head.
That's him in the middle with the giant, giant between two ferns here.
That's Rivers Cuomo.
So then he goes, oh, I know.
Gavin said nerds are kind of a thing.
I'm going to become a nerd.
So in the midst of all this grunge culture, he dressed up as a geek and that became kind of part of this self-deprecating, shoe-gazing, indie rock thing.
Where you're like, I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo, I'm a nerd, I'm a nothing.
But do you have a better version of My Name is Jonas?
Because it's a relevant song.
It's a relevant song.
I don't think they had a video.
But I think that's another...
almost a symphonic, kind of like a wall of sound.
Like, what's his name?
Phil, the guy who shot that dude.
That chick.
Phil Spector?
Phil Spector, yeah.
Turn it up.
Things will better be once but never again.
We've all left the pen and tight right.
Cheap, cheap, train that's right on time.
You hear that?
It reminds me of a Connor.
You know who Conor Oberst is?
The vocalist for Bright Eyes.
He also did The Feint.
The thing I'm getting at here is there's these sort of musical prodigies, and they're not just in classical music.
They'll be in pop, and they'll pioneer a whole type of music.
Then they'll produce, and you'll hear their talent in their production.
And then they'll be in like 10 totally different bands, and you'll hear this incredibly talent everywhere.
They're blessed.
They're gifted.
Divine intervention.
And if they were adopted by some peasant Mexican family in Guatemala, they would still come up with this amazing music.
And they build off each other.
It's almost like there's a secret cabal where they can hear each other magically through the airways.
So there's a song called Mañana by Desperacitos.
That's Connor Oberst of Bright Eyes.
And I hear My Name is Jonas.
This is about 10 years later.
My Name is Jonas is probably 92.
This is probably 2002.
But you can hear the same sort of Ricochet-sick Weezer symphony in this song.
It's such a jam.
Turn it way up.
Go back to the beginning.
Nope, beginning.
How intense is it?
Here we go, one, two, three, one, two, three!
Do you hear my name is Jonas in this?
It's the same symphony.
Weight of the vocals come in, just like HR with Bad Brink.
It's already building up.
To our future!
I had a fantasy for this video where I'm the singer, of course.
You always fancy you're the singer.
And we're all wearing suits.
Sort of like, what's that band?
The Independents or whatever they're called?
All like black Reservoir Dog suits.
And I'm singing, but I keep, people keep coming up on the stage and beating the shit out of me.
And I get up and I'm covered in blood, but I keep making it back to the mic, like crawling back to the mic, despite being knocked out and attacked.
And I keep singing.
It's about free speech.
And every time you're more and more beat up.
Yeah.
But I just keep finishing the song and like my ties are all ripped, my jacket's ripped, and I'm near death by the end.
But I still keep singing.
Listen to it.
Water, water, water Take each other We will spend our company Like air and water We will spread, we will cover the earth like air and water.
We're talking about interpol?
No.
No.
But sure, that'll be...
Don't let me...
I've been doing my lunettes, what?
What's happening?
What did I do with my lunettes, what?
Quiet?
I go.
I plume.
Where'd I put my glasses?
Ah, ducepejuelos.
Do you see them?
Oh, oh, oh, right.
Oh, no, not those glasses.
Next to PeeWee?
No, always wrong.
Always wrong!
Never right!
Frankly, always wrong.
That's weird.
Explain that in a one foot radius.
This is incredibly frustrating.
Thank you.
It doesn't make for a good show.
Now I'm just sort of.
When my kids are playing pool or something and something goes wrong, they go, oh, that was a glitch.
Dude, why are they going to go there?
They fell off when I was so weird.
Oh, weird.
Classic Doug Stanhope.
So Connor Oberst is the guy.
He also, when Electro Clash was big, it was sort of like an 80s revival.
He did The Feint.
Do you remember The Feint?
I've heard of them, yeah.
They were big in the early aughts.
Yep.
That song Don't Hold Back was really.
Totally different sound.
Let's hear that.
Now I'm hot from all this punk thrashing.
You're playing two songs at once, you guitar.
Oops.
Same guy, Connor Over.
To fame.
And then of course he had Bright Eyes, which is me.
Just so you know who we're talking about.
This video.
Dude, play them.
I didn't hear you over the music.
This is really who he is.
He's kind of a schmaltee indie guy.
He'd probably be furious to know that I deeply respect him and was playing him on the show.
This video is by Hedwig the Angry Itch Guy.
It features ugly people being normal.
This is the first day of my life.
Sneezing is a sign of weakness.
Hey, Hedwig.
Music videos changed.
They're spreading.
Look how gay this is.
She doesn't want to listen.
Yours is the first face that I saw.
I think I was blind before.
By the way, when lesbians have dreads, they're not really lesbians.
I don't know my face.
Ew, look at his gloves.
She's a supernormal chick, and she's looking for something weird, so she dates him, and he's just happy to have a pretty girl.
Those must be his parents.
Hey, honey.
Oh, hi.
I'm trying to listen to the actual song.
Can you stop staring at me, please?
Whatever.
My boyfriend's dead.
And I'm happy because I'm a Brozac.
A lot of chicks liking their boyfriends more than their boyfriends like them.
Right?
Yeah, it seems to be.
Just to meet me in the morning.
She doesn't have a boyfriend.
She's thinking of all the crazy shit she did with her butt back in the 60s.
I really put some mileage on that old tutor of mine.
What?
No?
All right, last thing we're going to talk about in New York.
I mean, for music, because it's been a long music intro.
Weezer, the blue album, also had that song Buddy Holly, where Spike Jones did an awesome video where he took Happy Days footage and stuck Weezer in it.
And it started the fonts.
This was in the notes.
You don't have to go dig it up.
I used to worship the fonts.
I remember when I was a kid, I'd have a fonts shirt I'd wore every day and it had the fonts like this, and it said, Hey, sit on it.
Which implies he's going to stick his thumb up your ass.
Right?
What are you sitting on?
It's not an insult to say sit on a chair.
It must imply sitting on something that's invasive.
And his thumb's always up.
So I think he means, I'm going to stick my thumb up your ass if you don't shut up.
Cunningham.
the actual owl.
I'd love to present Kenosha, Wisconsin's own Weezer.
Please, try the fish.
One, and a two, and a three, and a four.
What's with his home is dishing my girl.
And then, so they use Happy Days footage to make it look like they're there.
But then the Fonz shows up and he does this weird Spanish conquistador dance.
And I remember as a kid seeing the Fons do that and go, that's the most badass dance.
I need to look.
Fons can do anything.
He has two girlfriends everywhere he goes.
He can fix the jukebox.
He meets adolescent boys in the bathroom.
And he dances like a weird sexy woman wearing red, you know, castanet fucking shoes.
You know what I mean?
Like flamenco.
Flamenco.
He does a flamenco dance.
Wait, you had it.
Right here, right?
Yeah, he shows up.
He's like, these guys are cool.
Meanwhile, he's shorter than you.
Little Jewish guy.
Hey.
Hey, I'm Italian.
What's the matter?
Dance.
Dance, Henry.
Henry Wrinkler.
This is back in the 80s when pig noses were big.
Or maybe the 70s?
When was happy days?
It was the 70s, I guess.
Yeah, it was a show about the 50s in the 70s.
I always thought it was from the 50s.
I just managed to get color.
Yeah.
Okay, let's see a dance, Fons.
Come on, Fons.
Oh, there you go.
Oh, wow, that was weird.
Yeah, what is that?
I don't know.
Go show that again.
I don't know what the polka thing is.
That oompa oompa, but what's the little dancy, little prancy this thing?
What a fact.
I don't know if that is a dance.
What is that?
Can you look up Fons dancing?
Okay.
Because this.
That's polka.
Yeah.
That's not a dance.
But there's a little weird sachet thing he was doing there that for some reason, all of America went, yep, that's pretty cool.
No, it's not.
It's hard to dance cool.
You have to be a little gay to dance.
Yeah.
Yeah?
How you doing out there?
You f***ing...
Oh, Susie Quacho.
Wow, good dancing, friends.
He's got a gift.
That's easy.
He's not dancing.
Wait a minute.
This is the 50s, and Susie Quattro comes out with a full-body leather suit.
People must be going, what the fuck is this chick?
Yeah.
She's 20 years ahead of her time.
Alright, that sucked.
Do the Fonzie?
Yeah, that's whack.
That was gay.
Speaking of gay and fag and chink and don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't don't.
Something funny happened over the weekend.
This guy, Shane Gillis.
I'm not friends with him, but we travel in the same circles.
He got a gig at SNL, writing.
Now, that gig sucks.
The pay sucks shit.
You probably make maybe 50K a year.
The hours are brutal.
And you sit in a room 12, 13 hours a day, write sketches that get flushed down the toilet, you get abused.
But for some reason, it is coveted in New York as the ultimate gig, besides SNL cast member, but that's a pipe dream.
So all these loser, stand-up, open-mic guys and bloggers and creative types, these lazy dorks who took social studies and speech pathology at NYU, their goal in life is to be an SNL writer.
Then they can get married and go work at their dad's farm, whatever.
You've made it if you write for SNL.
I don't know why.
It's not a good gig.
It's brutal.
So because it is the Academy Award of Job Opportunities, they want it to go to people of color, Oscar So White.
Now SNL has capitulated in the past and they said, okay, we'll stop hiring based on funny and we'll just hire based on race.
So they hired Leslie Jones and some other black chick all at once when they got in shit for.
God, what did they get in shit for before Leslie Jones?
There's a reason they hired her.
She was an apology.
She was a human apology that Lauren Michaels did.
I can't remember what the controversy was, but they got in trouble for being Oscar so white.
So they started giving their Oscars non-whites.
Did it have anything to do with Keenan and how he was like never in any sketches?
He's in every fucking sketch.
But he doesn't do anything?
He does tons of shit.
Will you stop interjecting?
Unless you have something profound to say, zip it.
Okay.
Don't guess.
When you're positive about something, I remember Leslie Jones and some other girl, they did a slew of affirmative action.
So after that, the dust settled.
And I think Lauren Michael said, okay, can I actually hire based on funny just once, please, to get my funniness up?
No, not if it's a white male.
So they hired a white male and everyone poured through all his podcasts and his stand-up and his tweets and everything he's ever done.
And they found him being rude.
So these jealous bitches are tripping over themselves to sabotage this guy's career.
Here's the worst it gets, okay?
So go back to the beginning of this because I really like this.
This is him on a podcast.
They're like, you can't delete this.
We have the receipts.
This is the racist pig that you hired.
Listen to how he really feels.
That's crazy.
It is full fucking China.
Dude, Chinese on there.
I wonder how that started.
They just built one fucked up looking building, and people were like, Just pause.
So I guess they're talking about Philly, the Chinatown in Philly.
And he goes, it's really, because maybe he hadn't seen it in a while.
And he goes, man, it is really China.
It's really Chinese.
These are just jokey ways to say Chinese.
And it's the way everyone talks in bars.
Sorry, folks.
I don't know if you've ever been privy to conversations among friends, but you use this kind of slang.
It is not racist.
It is funny.
And you especially say it around Asians.
No one goes up to a Chinese person and calls them a chink.
But when you're with your Asian friend of three years, you say, and he's in trouble for something, you might say, yeah, you got to watch it with the chinks.
They will really roast you.
And he knows what you mean.
He knows you're not, these goddamn Chinese.
They want those people to exist so bad, the guys banging the tables, saying, these goddamn Negroes.
Those guys are almost impossible to find.
So they take jokes from a cool, funny guy and they go, he secretly thinks Asians are human garbage.
And I have proof.
Roll the tape.
No one said anything.
Those fucking chinks live there, huh?
Well, they built these fucking, like, huge Shanghai houses.
The first one must have infuriated everyone.
They went like, what are you guys doing here?
Get these ducks out of that window.
You know what?
Yeah, true.
Also, I'm always.
They're also doing guys.
You know what I mean?
Like you said, they just put up one window and then someone's like, what are all these chinks doing here?
He's not sitting there on a podium saying, there's way too many chinks in China.
Of course, someone's going to take this and just edit the chink, chink, chink, chink, chink, chink, chinks.
How could there be?
Yeah, so they're not doing themselves.
They're doing the area's perception of Chinatown exploding in whatever area they're talking about.
And it's obviously satirical.
How could you not see the humor in this?
It's not the funniest shit in the world.
It's not a Netflix special, but it's two guys riffing over a podcast.
Get those ducks out of the window is pretty damn funny.
That is pretty funny.
And it's obviously not him saying, I don't want ducks in windows.
And again, when you really get into it, and you shouldn't get into it because it's just people riffing, when you really get into it, you hear guys talking to each other.
Sorry, you hear a parody of racism.
Shane doesn't want the ducks out of the window.
By the way, I'm pissed off you're making me overanalyze this stupid throwaway joke.
But fine.
You want to play hardball?
The guy, the local, the guy who lives near Chinatown is saying, get those goddamn ducks out of the window.
Yeah, they literally said people are like.
Yes.
Yeah.
And they're making fake people, crazy people, to make this absurd scenario funnier, funnier.
Listen, do it with me.
Funnier.
The people who are criticizing these people have never had a threesome.
They've never been in a fight.
They've never done cocaine.
And they've never shit their pants.
In other words, they have not experienced life.
Sorry to advocate drug use.
I'm not saying cocaine is good, but I'm saying people who have never tried it tend to be losers.
That's true.
So many fucking restaurants down here.
All restaurants.
You go in, there's like one person eating every white idiots like me are down there.
True.
Sucking down neuters.
I hate the food at Chinatown.
It sucks.
Chinese food's a very dishonest cuisine.
I don't even want to think about it.
They invented a fucking chemical to put in their food to make it dericous, dude.
It is.
They made MSG.
Good for them.
It's a dishonest food, dude.
There's nothing to it.
It's shitty meat.
It's honorable.
Shitty meat.
By the way, a chemical.
You can see Shane starting to pussy out of this joke because he knows it's going to come up and haunt him one day, and it did.
And they're trying to cancel him.
They're trying to get him fired.
They're trying to make sure he doesn't get this awesome gig, which is not that awesome of a gig.
It's like getting a job on the railroads on I Am Track.
Yes, you make $79K a year.
Dude, you will fucking go home so sore from swinging that sledgehammer all day underneath the ground, boiling alive in the summer and freezing your fucking balls off in the winter.
It's a hard job.
You couldn't handle it.
Half the people bitching here wouldn't last a week as an SNL writer.
It's brutal.
It's always been like a launching pad.
It's never the job like Bill Hayter, you look at, you know, Amy Schumer, not Amy Schumer, but all these writers, they jumped on to do other things.
So it's like they know it's not the job.
Yeah, I think it was destined.
Bob Odenkirk wrote for SNL, and they never used one of his sketches, and then he ended up having his own career.
Exactly.
I mean, Better Call Saul is the best thing that ever happened to him.
That had nothing to do with SNL.
It was not, I think there's this myth of like building blocks.
No, it's horizontal.
Cool, they made up to fuck your body up and noodles.
Neuters.
The neuters are fucking.
Cheapest thing in the world.
We got chemical.
Sick.
The worst meat you can find.
We got in there and we sat down and baby girl was like, I'm so excited for neuters.
And I was like, yo, chill, chill, chill.
Just pause.
Did you catch that?
So neuters is how Asians pronounce noodles.
And so him and his girlfriend have a jokey way of talking about noodles and they're excited to eat neuters.
By the way, the whole previous joke about how Chinese, first of all, I hate China too.
I lived there for a long time.
It sucks.
The culture sucks.
They abuse animals.
They don't show their emotions.
They say if it moves, it's food.
They're dishonest with each other.
What the fuck was that?
You said something that sounded like, hey, Siri in German.
Turn your phone off, genius.
And now you've thrown me off, totally.
So it's a totally valid argument to say you hate China.
I hate China.
You know what they do to people?
You know what they do to journalists who say they're against police brutality?
The police will beat them to death.
Now you say you love Muslims.
You know how many Muslims are being murdered and thrown in death camps in China?
You're looking for injustice.
There's your spot.
Everything you talk, everything you say, every time you describe tyranny, it's in China.
So, if you're looking for bad guys, I'm sorry they don't look like Shane Gillis or me.
They tend to look like Chinese tyrants.
Look at the fentanyl epidemic.
Where do you think all that fentanyl comes from?
It comes from China.
They send it here in barrels.
There's 128 deaths a day from opioid epidemics.
And yes, a huge part of that is, is it Pfizer?
Who's the company there with that one family?
Is it DuPont?
Are you guessing again?
Yes.
Stop fucking guessing.
We're talking about 130 dead bodies a day.
And there's one family responsible for it.
And you throw DuPont.
Do you want us to get sued?
No, we are not blaming the DuPont family for the opioid epidemic.
Sackler.
Sackler.
It's the Sackler family.
Oh, from Purdue Pharma.
And Purdue Pharma, not Pfizer.
Please don't sue us.
Hands up.
Don't shoot.
That's China.
And then the whole thing about it's a dishonest food.
You can't make fun of fucking food now.
So that, by the way, is their biggest smoking gun.
That's why Shane Gillis should not have a job.
This is why, and they say, like, who's that chick, Meg?
I put a quote up.
Yeah, girl behind cancer culture.
Meg Wright is this girl.
She doesn't do stand-up.
She doesn't produce anything.
She just comments on comedy.
She's a comedy critic.
So she's not enriching anyone's lives.
What she's doing is she's policing comedy.
And she said, stop feeding into the myth of cancel culture.
Don't use it to hedge when you speak out.
It's not real.
Stop being scared.
So she's turned herself into a hero for canceling this guy's career, for getting him fired.
That's her standing up to racism.
Cancel culture is very real.
You may want to check in with Louis C.K. When you talk about cancel culture, you may want to look into the $23 million he lost last year.
You may want to check in with a comedian named Kale Hartman, who was unjustly me too'd and is now in the middle of nowhere in Colorado, like working on a construction site.
He was a very successful comedy writer, helped write Bad Grandpa with jackass dudes.
Very successful guy.
No more, because he was canceled by you.
By your bullshit culture.
Go back to that Meg Wright chick, because she goes on and on about this.
And she says, what's scroll down?
I can't see because the camera's in the way.
Getting canceled.
Leads to a lot of success and new fans.
She's saving him.
Certain comedians base their entire act.
Yeah, like the guy from Seinfeld who screamed the N-word.
He's got a whole new act called, I'm That Guy.
Look at Dave Smith, too.
So there's some chick named Erin Lowe, who I find kind of attractive, unfortunately.
And she combed through hours and hours of podcasts and guest appearances, Elaine Lowe.
And as Dave Smith points out, go back, you're actually spending time listening to comedy with the intent of getting offended.
What are you doing with your life?
This is the most pathetic thing I've ever heard of.
And so click on the Elaine Lowe tweet.
So she goes on this investigative report where she combs through everything.
If you go up, you'll see he was on Legion of Skanks.
These are all our friends now.
Is that the top?
Yep.
You sure?
Keep going up.
You can't go up?
Oh, you can go up.
There we go.
Why couldn't you go up?
Hello?
I'm just looking to find the thing that you'd like.
I said, can you go up?
And you said, nope.
Well, not at the, because I clicked the tweet itself instead of the thread.
Because I wanted to.
Shut up.
Just turn this up.
So here's another smoking gun of Shane being horrible.
NYC Grappling Krub.
NYC Grappling Club.
Grappling ClubNYC.com.
You're speaking like them now.
Thank you, Grappling Krub.
Oh, Franklin.
Thank you.
You have taught me many valuable lessons, not just about fighting, but the mental game as well.
I can't tell if you mean Asian or handicapped.
Both.
Lewis's training.
I have not seen an Asian handicapped person.
Asian people can't tell.
Put them down early.
Even the girls?
Straight to the river.
Yeah.
They do.
They do weed them out.
Just pause.
What's the problem here?
And they probably do put them down.
I mean, infanticide is rampant in China.
But you get it.
They're more outraged by the implication that infanticide exists in China than actual infanticide in China.
There's entire villages of just boys because they kill the girls.
And these guys make a joke, a relevant cultural joke, I might add, where they say, oh, you don't see handicapped Asians because they put them down early.
They do.
It's a good joke.
It's relevant cultural commentary.
This is a double standard.
The people of color can literally get away with murder, and Shane can't make a joke about it because he's a white male.
Let's put him in a pile because these ones go to an iPod factory.
The Asian handicaps or elitards, as we call them.
Very good.
Oh, man.
God damn, it sucks how much I look like that kid.
Ha!
No, you can't see that because it's so low, eh?
But he's saying, goddamn it sucks how much I look like a Chinese kid with Down syndrome.
Which he kind of does.
A little bit.
And that's funny.
And is that insulting?
Do you want to look like an Asian kid with Down syndrome?
Let's talk to a local plastic surgeon.
God, these wrinkles right behind my neck are driving me nuts.
Maybe it's my posture.
Let's talk to a local plastic surgeon and say, sir, how often do you have requests for Asian with Down syndrome?
Is that a special box you can check off?
So this chick, Elaine Lowe, she combs through hours and hours.
I mean, they do it to me too.
They comb through hours and hours and hours, totally avoiding satire, ignoring jokes.
And she has notes like, in episode 146 while talking about the Battle of Gettysburg, Gillis refers to soldiers yelling as so gay.
Whoa.
This is the new Watergate.
Then uses the slurs retard and she can't write Faggot, but F Git.
He and McCusker joke about hot Southern boys being raped during the Civil War.
Oh my.
Meanwhile, their favorite joke, by the way, when James O'Keeffe goes to jail is that he's going to be in the cell with Bubba.
They love rape jokes when it's the right.
Being raped in the Civil War, comparing it to having sex, gay sex in jail.
Elaine, good investigative reporting girl.
Gillis, in describing women who disguise themselves as men to fight in the war, calls them flat-chested fucking bitches.
There's a slew of other slurs and offensive language used across the few podcasts that are still up.
Gillis's YouTube page has been scrubbed.
What a coward.
He won't stand up.
Oh, here's a good one.
Look at this guy, Seth Simons.
I never heard of him, of course.
It's in the notes.
He's a writer for Vice, I guess.
I think he has one article for Vice, and this is it.
But his thing is, if your position is that it's immoral to try to get someone fired from a job because they have a history of hate speech, can you find it, please?
Yeah, there you go.
Maybe ask around about how they treat other workers in their field and consider whether one might relate to the other.
Are you following this?
So the reason that they are shutting him down and canceling his life is because they're worried about people of color around him in the workforce getting abused.
Especially Asians, I assume.
No Asian takes more abuse than you.
Yeah, well, I don't relate to Asians.
So show him on Compound Media.
He was on my old network, Compound.
And let's see him interact with his co-workers in his field and the horrible amount of hate that gets tossed around.
I told him when he walked into the cop station was the walls was completely covered in whale murals.
Salt life.
That's offensive to whales.
That's actually true.
Lighthouse with a starfish on it.
What's out of here, Joe?
Logan, drive drunk, dude.
Pretty rough, huh?
Show the other guys, though.
There's people of color also on the show.
They must be getting constantly abused.
Oh, you can't visually scroll?
What's up?
Yeah.
Still looks.
Can you do it?
Okay, let's hear him be racist about that guy.
Yeah.
If Colin Kaepernick's still looks actually looks like fucking your brother.
That's because you have short hair in that one.
You look good.
You spill.
He just bumped off down.
It was just for Chain I. But what we're seeing is someone trying to amuse you.
This is not a guy trying to eradicate people.
He's actually not a guy, unlike you, Elaine Lowe, trying to get someone fired.
He's sitting in a chair trying to amuse people.
And that includes Asians, people of color, trans, women.
He's trying to amuse as many people as humanly possible.
There are some, though, like Dave Smith is obviously funny back.
I saw a funny retard tweet about the whole thing.
That's in the top of the notes.
Right below Shane Gillis.
This kind of sums up the way you should be reacting to this, which is with more satire.
When they pile on trying to outlaw satire.
Yeah, so the tweet below says, if your comedy is cruel, you are cruel.
If your comedy is racist, you are racist.
If your comedy is transphobic, you are transphobic.
You fucking wrote the jokes and said them out loud.
It's not like God dropped a notebook in your lap and you have to say these things or die.
And then Ryan Stout says, this worries me because so many people have described my comedy as retarded.
Perfect joke.
Who's Sophie Benoit?
I'm annoyed by her.
Oh, is she that fat chick?
No?
No, not fat.
No, not fat.
Who is she?
Screenwriter.
Sometimes I honestly think that a lot of these women pile on these guys because I said this before.
They want to take out the competition.
I think that's why everyone piled on Kale Hartman.
One less comedian in the mix.
All right, we're out of time.
Dang.
But we still got shit to do.
I mean, we're out of time as far as the news items go.
Ha, ha.
Ha, ha.
That sucks.
Oh, but we got so much other news.
Shoot.
Like the Copper Cab thing.
I can't really wait.
Let's do that.
Who cares how long we go?
So, Professor Bill Burr would like to teach you about a dude named Copper Cab.
He just discovered Copper Cab.
And it's amazing that he just discovered him because he's looking at the videos.
And in some of the videos, Copper Cab is 12.
And in some of them, he's a bald old man.
Has it occurred to you that the video you're looking at where he's a kid is from a long time ago?
Check out Bill Burr discovering Copper Cab like three days ago.
This has like 700 million views.
There's some poor bastard.
This kid, I don't know how old he is.
He's like 12, 13 years old, and he makes these videos.
And he's just, he doesn't know any better.
He lives in the middle of nowhere.
He's just making a total ass of himself.
Oh, you know what the fuck I did wrong?
When did Bill Burr put this up?
Three days ago.
Three days ago.
Poor copper cab.
He has no idea what he's doing.
Wait, this might, hold on a second.
This might be fucking yesterday.
The 15th.
Yeah, this was yesterday.
Yesterday, the 15th.
Bill, come on.
I'm just doing my own thing, man.
You're turning me into bullshit.
Making me out to be some sort of joke.
I'm not.
I'm not a joke.
Yes, you are.
Another video!
More!
More fucking pain!
More pain!
We're watching Bill Burr's perspective here on CopperCalf.
Yeah.
You know, he's already in an awkward age, and he's a redhead, and he's a redhead male.
So, you know, that's just a fucking hailstorm.
I lived through it.
It's not a pretty sight.
Throw it.
San Jose sharks go up to nothing.
Sorry, I got the game on in the background.
So, anyways, yeah, that's not a fun time.
It's not a fun time for fucking anybody.
Unless, you know, you're just one of the popular kids.
That was his worst hair day, wasn't it?
With the little wings?
Yeah.
It's like a little Dutch boy thing.
But keep going.
It's just amazing hearing Bill Burr tell us about a 12-year-old meme.
Not that I think Copper Cab's washed up.
He's done tons of funny stuff since then, including fighting Gavin McInnes on FreeSpeech.tv.
Where is the hairline baby?
To discover his first video now?
Aziz brought it to his attention.
Aziz, so sorry.
Are you going bald?
I thought you were like 20.
When did you lose all your hair?
Are you planning to fix that?
Alright, I don't understand why you all think that it's funny to joke about my hairline.
Fuck yourselves.
One day ago, why are you so angry at me?
I'm not angry at you.
Why does everyone think I'm angry at them?
I'm not angry.
Why are you so angry all the time, Pineapple Snakes?
I'm not angry all the time!
Because that's what happens.
You know, you put yourself out there.
You basically, the second you get on a stage or you film yourself, you've basically, you put yourself on a dunkin' stool.
What are you stopping?
That's the best part.
Here he is taking everything totally literally, totally seriously, and then preaching to us about it and telling us about Copper Cab.
And this is what happens, you see.
Thanks, Professor Burr.
And giving the world a bunch of baseballs.
That's basically what you've done.
This kid didn't realize it.
So they start fucking trashing him.
And rather than ignoring it, he's been responding to it.
And he's yelling into the camera.
This is a message for all you haters out there.
I can make as many videos as I want.
And I'm going to continue making videos.
He's doing Copper Cab's fake voice.
I got a message for you fucking haters, alright, bro?
All right, bro, skis?
I'll make videos on that.
Anyway, he's got it.
Copper Cab reacted, right?
Yeah.
Does Copper Cab point out that you're about you're more than a decade off?
He calls him a boomer for yeah.
Yeah, see if you can find the boomer part.
There it is.
He's on a mountaintop freezing.
I wonder if Bill will figure it out.
Hopefully you get this message.
I was a big fan of yours.
I am a fan.
You know?
I love your stand-up.
I like you on the Joe Rogan podcast.
You know?
And I saw that you mentioned that Aziz showed you my videos from the past.
Yeah, from the past.
I'm a big fan of his.
Okay, jump ahead.
I want to see the boomer part.
That's like in the middle, isn't it?
Chained right now, Mr. Hollywood.
You know who that is?
Huh?
Quentin Tarantino's film Jango Unchained?
You're acting like I don't know why you want to do that.
I don't know why you want to.
I don't know why you want to spread hate.
I don't know why you want to try to bring us down, gingers.
Us, Bill.
Yes, that's right.
You're just like me.
Whether you want to admit it to the world or not, I'm out here on the top of a fucking mountain recording this video in freezing temperature.
I forgot to bring a fucking jacket.
I'm freezing my ass off because I needed to be somewhere where I could be as loud as I fucking need to be, Bill.
Because I hope you hear my words right now.
Okay?
This isn't a joke.
I know you're a comedian.
I know your job is to make people laugh and smile.
And I love that, man.
We need more people like you in the world spreading love.
You should have had a cute episode.
For people who like their hearts warm.
Maybe that's it.
Like, I'm not afraid to say ginger and proud of it.
Yesterday, Bill, you fucking boomer.
The ones you seem to think were uploaded yesterday, Bill.
You fucking making people love again, laugh again, live, not be afraid to say things.
Like, I'm not afraid to say ginger and proud of it.
Like I always said in my older videos back in the day, the ones you seem to think were uploaded yesterday, Bill.
You fucking boomer.
Not to be ageist.
But no, they weren't uploaded yesterday.
I'm not 12 anymore, Bill.
I'm actually 26, okay?
It's been nine years since that video of Ginger's Do House.
This is what I don't get.
I'm not 12 anymore.
I'm 26.
That's what, 14 years ago?
And then he said this was nine years ago.
Right, but it's in ginger years.
Oh, I see.
It's like dog years, but that's why he asked me for food money.
I know you're not ready for this, but we should go to the mailbag.
Oh.
Hey!
Is that the one with the mailbag?
Yeah, the mailbag is the one with the mailbag.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
From Alex, important correction.
Oh, I'm a 49-year-old who's been doing this for a long time.
It's possible I make mistakes, but if you're a little fucking kid who has access to Google and thinks you're smarter than me, maybe take a step back and think, maybe I'm not smarter than Gavin.
Maybe the guy who invented hipsters and vice media and Proud Boys and Red Pill the Generation and got Trump elected and changed pop culture forever, created a seismic shift in the culture, which is upstream from the politics, so altered the political hemisphere.
Maybe that guy knows something.
Nope, I'm smart because millennials have.
They don't have any money.
They don't have any work ethic.
They don't have any knowledge, but they got a lot of confidence.
Just had to offer a correction to your statement on happy September 11th GOL episode.
Muslims are not 1% of the population.
Islam actually has 1.8 billion adherents, making up about 24.1% of the population.
You don't have to say about when you have 0.1.
That's very specific.
So, your concept of we are only talking of tens of thousands of Muslims believing suicide bombings are sometimes often justified is inaccurate.
A quarter of 1.8 billion is 450 million.
First of all, dimwit, I said one in four Muslim men.
You're taking all 24 and making them into men.
But secondly, if you had earholes in your head, you would have heard me say American Muslim men between the ages of 18 and 25.
American.
Muslims are 1% of America.
I wasn't talking about the world, and I rarely do, because I think the world sucks.
Here's another one from the virus developer.
Recently, you visited one of the porn websites I attacked with my exploit.
When you started watching videos, it executed payload on your device and installed a virus I developed.
As soon as I infected your device, it started to act like a remote desktop with full read-write access.
I gained access to your files, your email, contact lists, and most importantly, your camera.
My virus started recording your web browser and your camera every time you masturbated during the last two weeks.
What?
Oh my God.
That sounds dumb.
While my virus is not perfect, it managed to record six videos clearly showing you masturbating.
I don't masturbate, though, ever.
Can we get on the AC in here, please?
It's like a million degrees.
Just turn it on.
Okay.
We're almost done with the show, though.
No, no, no.
I need it right on me.
Call me whatever you want, a criminal or a dick.
This is just my job.
I do this on a regular basis and I record hundreds of people, but you are special.
Why?
Because of the aberrant and perverse videos you were watching while masturbating.
You know what I mean.
This is so crazy.
This is crazy, this guy.
What's his name?
It's basically dumb.
And I don't...
Now I am your master and you are my slave.
That's like indicating there was some sort of BDSM video like kink.com or something.
What?
One of the free videos they show on their site?
Wait, are you getting nervous about this?
No?
This is such a joke.
I don't know.
I don't even care.
One iota.
I'm such a loser.
You're doing that post-fight face where...
No, I'm laughing.
But you were sweating just to say you wanted the air.
I'm sweating because it's boiling in here.
It wasn't hot before.
This is insane.
It's like an oven.
It's getting hotter even with the AC.
I guess.
Let me ask you a question.
How would you feel if I upload to Pornhub all the videos with you masturbating and send the links to everyone on your contact lists?
Including your family and your business partners.
Yeah, good luck, dude.
He doesn't jerk off, so do your worst.
We're not afraid of you.
Jerk?
Yeah, you pussy.
Do your very worst.
This guy has no idea that you do not jerk off at all.
And he's a loser.
So try him.
Post whatever you got.
Yeah, not everything.
Gavin, we don't cater to terrorists that are bluffing.
He picked the wrong guy.
This guy started No Wanks.
Buy 2,000 USD worth of Bitcoin and send it to me immediately.
You can buy Bitcoin in places like Coinbase, CoinMama.
Can you write this down?
To buy cryptocurrencies.
Use your credit card bank transfer.
I'm giving you three days to complete this payment.
Oh my God, when did I get this email?
Wouldn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
I'm just curious.
September 15th.
Start uploading 1617.
Us being awesome.
Send exactly 0.200871 BTC to this Bitcoin address.
33SM12RAVXGNQV99WVE EBV8BQ9KOSIRHBP.
There's a variance of uppercase and lowercase.
What if you do not pay?
Well, running the antivirus software will not help you.
I already downloaded the videos.
If you call the police, I will immediately do not contact police as soon as you do.
I will immediately release the videos.
You'll be fucked and they will not find me.
I know what I'm doing.
Can you believe this guy?
I'm announcing a temporary hiatus this week.
We're having technical difficulties and we'll be shutting down the site.
We are not shutting down and all our social media.
Have you been jerking off to weird stuff that there's now video evidence for and you're considering ransoming gaps?
I like how he says, give me the money and I'll delete the videos.
And then I think he says, you have my word.
Oh, that's good.
Like, you're a really reliable dude.
Yeah, he's got all this other technology plan, but it's like, why not make up a thing like, as soon as you send me the money, it goes into this folder where it deletes and then pa ba ba ta pa pa pa pa ba pa.
Make sure to send blah blah blah.
As soon as you pay, I will deactivate the virus and delete the compromising videos.
I will not bother you again, period.
New sentence.
I promise.
Oh, nice.
Well, I sure trust you, you fucking slime ball.
All right.
We like to end the show with a viral video.
And I forgot to get to this last week.
I can't believe...
I'm not actually nervous.
I cannot believe this exists.
It just goes to show you white identitarians, these white nationalists who want to live in an all-white country, like, say, Northern Europe.
Guys, I have seen all-white countries like Scandinavia, like Sweden, where they talk about eating human flesh, they worship Gretor Thurnberg.
They promote rappers who want to kill white people.
You don't want white people left to their own devices.
They become alarmingly uncool.
I think we need black people to retain our coolness somehow.
Because when we're left to our own devices, we become hair-whiteningly corny.
Check out this guy.
No, go to the beginning, you target.
Number three spots.
How could you miss the beginning?
Look how gorgeous he thinks he is.
What's up, guys?
It's coming, guys.
Jeremy here.
Boom!
And today is an important day for you and for me, guys.
The top 10 most complimented fragrances, the best, most appealing, sexiest fragrances that are currently on the market.
Updated.
You know, this is my third video.
Every year, this is the most requested, the most anticipated video from you guys.
If you saw someone do that in real life, do a spin around like that, you'd think they were having a stroke.
You wouldn't go, all right, Jeremy's here, guys.
Finally, he's going to tell us about the top 10 fragrances that people are dancing to at a disco.
...to see, and it only shows how much we all like to be appreciated by the masses, why we love to dress nicely, why we are...
I want to be appreciated by the masses.
Taking care of ourselves.
These 10 fragrances are all absolute superstars.
There's not one fragrance starting from 10...
Wait a minute, is this all he does?
Jeremy Fragrance?
He does other things, too.
But why is he called Jeremy Fragrance?
Well, I don't know, but could you zoom out a bit so the people at home can find this fucking clown?
This guy, uh, there's nothing wrong with him.
Yeah, there is.
He's got good tips on fragrances.
So, Jeremy Fragrance, he's the guy.
Look him up, smash the subscribe button, make sure you comment below.
but let's keep going.
Because he really...
20 minutes of fragrances.
Men don't wear Do not wear fragrances.
Untrue.
Whatever you want.
All are absolute superstars.
One extra tip, don't be an idiot.
Don't be an idiot and think, okay, he says these fragrances are appreciated by all women.
Of course not.
Just like everybody on this planet loves music, everybody on this planet enjoys scents.
You know, scents.
But you can't please everybody with one song and you can't please everybody with one fragrance.
So just beware of that.
But just like there are evergreens, superstars, and the music and the streets.
How could a bottle of perfume be a superstar?
What an abuse of fucking loser this gorgeous hunk is.
See, ugly people?
Check this out.
You wish you weren't ugly?
Here's a handsome guy who sucks way worse than anyone I've ever met in my life.
Don't get plastic surgery.
Handsome guys can be complete fucking losers too, you know?
What are you doing?
Why are you in the bad brains?
We're going back to him?
No, I want to watch more of this.
Aqua Di Gio Profumo.
Number three, honorable mention.
Molecule 01.
Right now he likes fragrances.
Yes.
In a second, what is that?
I'm familiar with this gentleman.
Number four, honorable mention.
The king of clubbing.
The king of clubbing.
Only an honorable mention.
Jean-Paul Gaultier Ultra Mayor.
All right, guys, let's do it quickly, man.
We don't have time.
Bleu de Chanel Eau de Parfum.
One of the best...
100% smash your head into the wall right there.
He's like the Asian sneaker guy on the planet.
Smash your head into the wall.
I'm going to love you with this thing if you are wearing a suit.
Take a break and break your toes with this one.
Aqua Dijo profumo.
Even better than the already most amazing, fresh men's fragrance, Aqua Di Jo.
The performance is two times as strong as Aqua Di Jo.
Enhanced with incense and patchouli.
Makes it very masculine.
Great for the nighttime.
Was that excellent?
Patchouli?
It looked like men.
I've never seen patchouli before.
This thing right here, Molecule O1, very crazy.
He's free.
He might be sponsored at this point, yeah.
What a fucking turd.
I hate cologne.
When you wear cologne, I want to stab you in the neck.
You wreak up my car.
You used to wreak up the studio before I banned it in the studio.
You're such a fucking turd.
It's just farts.
It's just a different type of fart.
You're sending chemicals up someone else's nose.
No, it gets a lot of daddy issues get summoned when you wear cologne.
You track a damn track to rape victims.
That's awesome.
No, not rape fucking victims.
Okay, just jump in the middle here.
I can't believe this goes on and on and on.
And he doesn't have a big vocabulary, so everything's either a superstar or heavy.
You have this.
Yeah, Milo gave me a sampler.
Sauvage, that's the Dior commercial.
It all comes full circle.
And I'm telling you, don't buy this fragrance now blindly, please, alright?
Okay.
Do your research.
I was thinking, man, this sucks, man.
It's so expensive.
And I don't want my viewers to spend so much money just because it's the number one spot.
Yes, it is my most complimented fragrance.
But guys, all these other will get you so many compliments as well.
So, Crita Ventos, my most complimented fragrance.
Alright, this gets me super, duper many compliments.
It easily gets me the most unsolicited compliments from total strangers, like super, total stranger girls, no matter where I am.
Are you a total stranger girl?
Are you a super?
A super duper total stranger girl, because I'm getting super many compliments.
In the Zara store, in some kind of weird bar that I was walking around, the girl was there, was like there.
She gave me some sign that she noticed me.
I looked back at her and was like, is that you?
Or something like that kind of reaction.
And we talked a little bit.
It is my most complimented friends, alright?
But please, guys, please, please don't be complimentary.
I notice that with insecure losers, when I make fun of them, I'll go, What the fuck is with that shirt?
And they'll always say, I get a lot of compliments on this shirt.
Like, I can't back myself up.
Other people, the masses, have been giving me compliments.
They can't defend themselves.
Yeah.
Okay, go to the end.
Let's see if it ends nicely.
Maybe she does another spit.
I would rather throw for all right.
Just use these scroll bars.
Some big, brutal new release.
For right now, these are your compliment monsters.
Thank you very much for watching.
See you next time with another video.
Peace.
Music Finish a picture of me.
Just me being gorgeous.
Guys, thanks for tuning in.
Definitely want you to tune in next time.
We're going to have some amazing fragrances here.
You're going to get so many compliments from the masses.
Many, many super duper girls are going to turn around.
Are you the one?
They're going to follow you around.
Don't have to get expensive ones.
All of these guys are smash your head in the wall.
Great shows.
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