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Sept. 13, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #12 | WHAT'S WITH SWEDEN?

In this Greatest Hits vidcast of the podcast we show highlights from our interview with Michelle Malkin and Laura Loomer and then call Sweden to talk to Angry Foreigner about the complete shithole Sweden is becoming. Before that, it's a deep dive into the life and times of Daniel Johnston, songwriting, and what to do about mental illness. We also compare Bill Burr to Whitney Cummings and Sebastian Maniscalco.

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- - Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnis.
Can we put this on YouTube?
I don't know.
Isn't it about context?
Can we put this on YouTube?
I don't know.
Isn't it about context?
Maybe.
I'll look it up.
That was Daniel Johnson, a guy who croaked a couple days ago.
September 10th, two days ago.
I hurt you deep inside, but you never slowed down.
No.
No.
That was Daniel Johnson, a guy who croaked a couple days ago, September 10th, two days ago.
This is September 12th.
This is the day that Coco of the Howard Stern Wack Pack's brother died.
So he thinks that he was, he's kind of a vet of 9-11 because his brother died.
He thinks it was linked to 9-11.
So he wears like a 9-11 coat and stuff to commemorate September 12th, 2001.
I came downstairs this morning and my wife was in tears listening to Daniel Johnson.
And I gotta say, I don't get it.
Daniel Johnson was a great guy.
Lots of great songs.
A real genius songwriter.
But he hasn't written anything in a long time.
You haven't listened to him in a while.
Why does my wife care when people like this die?
It's actually good that he died.
He was a mental patient, and when you have a severely handicapped son, one of the biggest problems is, I have to take care of this guy forever, after I die.
Who's gonna take care of him after I die?
These homes are about 100 grand a year.
Say he's 40 when I die, 50, 60, 70, that's what, $3 million?
Every 10 years I gotta pay a million bucks?
I gotta have $3 million just sittin' there.
Extra and then if he lives one more day, I don't know they throw him out.
What happens to him?
And there's a great documentary about Daniel Johnson called the devil and Daniel Johnson And you see the father crying actually talking about it because he's so worried about him Who is got a lot?
Oh, I just got a notification from free speech TV that GML live is On!
We are streaming.
Now, I was trying to look up songs to show you how great Daniel Johnson is, but it's really an acquired taste.
He played on a chord organ, a little mini chord organ with those little buttons from the 80s, and he recorded on a ghetto blaster, the thing you just saw.
So it was very low-fi.
He was a heavily covered writer.
I'm gonna piss all the Daniel Johnson fans off right now by saying he kind of reminds me of Tim Armstrong of Rancid.
In that, the guy is just a hit machine.
He just has this weird thing in his head where he can just churn out hits.
If it makes you feel better, say Kurt Cobain.
Although Kurt Cobain didn't have that many hits.
Kurt Cobain actually led to discovering him.
Daniel Johnson worked at a McDonald's in Austin.
He's not from Austin, but he moved there as an adult and he would hand out his tapes.
Yip jump and stuff.
Listen to any of those tapes anywhere and despite having no hardware, he made beautiful songs.
Beatles level songs.
Yeah, you heard me.
Beatles level.
Now you just pissed off the Beatles fans on top of that.
Good.
I hate Beatles fans.
Yeah, me too.
The only thing I hate more than the Beatles is Beatles fans.
I don't, I've never gotten down with the Beats.
You know what would be weird?
Being a Rolling Stones fan now.
You'd just get into them?
Yeah, like listening to their hot new album.
That would go the same for ACDC too.
Like, I don't know if Rolling Stones actually put anything new out.
But ACDC has.
You just called the Rolling Stones Rolling Stone?
I don't think so.
What's with you today, by the way?
You're a little off.
I needed my drink.
Your what drink?
I have a drink.
What's your drink?
It's the um... It's a child's drink.
Liquid Rage?
Liquid Rage by...
Aggretsuko.
It's on Netflix.
It's like a kid's show, I think.
So it's an energy drink?
Yeah, it's an anime drink.
So you're just not caffeinated, is that the problem?
Yeah, I didn't make coffee today.
I didn't make coffee.
Well, we could probably find a moment to squeeze it in, but yeah, play that Yola Tango cover.
Okay.
This is his music done by a band.
Oh, that's nice.
Must be hard to play the guitar.
It's not really.
This is the same song we just heard.
Speeding motorcycle of my heart.
A speeding motorcycle Of my heart Speeding motorcycle of my heart Beautiful Many girls have taken you out for a ride I sent you one of his first records One of his first cassettes actually And it's kind of cool Because you can just Songs of pain You can just drop the needle anywhere And you can sort of hear his talent My parents are in town And I was playing it this morning
While KEXP was playing it While my wife cried And my dad just goes What is this shit It's making him angry Hearing it - And the song was Speeding Motorcycle.
I'm going to put on 1757.
I'm going to put on 1757.
What do we got here?
We know what we're doing.
We're marching to hell.
Come and join us.
Have some fun.
Dance and joy beneath the neon light.
We're the world, the wicked world.
Marching to hell.
We know what we're doing.
We're marching to hell.
We're the world, the wicked world.
He's really into hell and demons and stuff.
And we had a, okay, I want the autists out there The beauty of Free Speech Live is we can have our research team look up two things for me.
One, there is a song called Funeral Home by Daniel Johnson.
I heard it once with a full band.
And I cannot find it anywhere.
Not on Spotify, not on YouTube.
It's a full band with Daniel Johnson.
Funeral home, funeral home.
He's literally going to the funeral home right now.
Got me a coffin, shiny and black.
I'm going to the funeral and I'm never coming back!
I can't find that with the full band, so please dig that up.
Secondly, he went to a mental institution a lot, and he had schizophrenia, and he was bipolar, but he likes antidepressants, and I don't believe in antidepressants.
Now here's the second thing I want you autists to look up.
There's a European guy, he's a British guy, and he wrote a book recently, not Kirsch, that was the 90s, very recent book.
I had him on my show, I had him on the Gavin McInnes Show, And God, I think he has a weird European name, like Hans Bugelberg.
Don't look that up, Brian.
Okay.
And he wrote this book about antidepressants and how, yes, a fraction of them have been effective, but for the most part, it's a placebo.
And he shows this graph of depression going up like this recently and antidepressants being introduced about here.
And it not changing the chart.
And then the use of antidepressants goes up.
Now, if antidepressants worked, the second they hit, you'd see this.
And then as they went up, you'd see this.
And depression would be going down as the antidepressants went up.
That doesn't happen.
This happens.
I may be flipping it.
That's your new thing?
With the soundboards?
Yeah.
Yes.
What's Back Alicia got to do with what I'm talking about?
And should your little quirky buttons derail the whole show?
Is that the point of those buttons?
No, that was a... What does Bye Felicia got to do with the treatment of depression?
Because it was wrong.
It was like, it's phooey, it's a placebo.
So it's like, bye.
I was going through some Daniel Johnson stuff to prepare for the show.
And I didn't choose a bunch of songs, because as you can hear, it's very lo-fi.
And I don't think I'll sell him on you if I just play that.
The only thing I could sell you on would be that Funeral Home song, which hopefully will be dug up over the course of the next hour or so.
We'll be taking calls, too.
We've got a jam-packed show for you tonight.
Angry Foreigner's gonna come on.
What are you doing?
We didn't show this.
This is the devil in me.
Yeah, we'll get to that.
Wiener Roast?
I'm talking about the show.
How'd you get the nickname D-Rail Johnson?
I don't think that that's my name.
It is now.
Dang it.
Angry Foreigner is going to come on and try to explain to us what the fuck is going on with Sweden.
It is the new weirdest place in the world.
They all want to die over there, and I want to find out why.
We're going to show you a new little teaser for the new Milo Yiannopoulos show.
He's on Fridays now, every fortnight, which means this Friday.
What else do we got here?
Because I want to put this show for free up on YouTube, we're going to, well I guess we'll have to edit some parts out, we're going to show a few highlights because people who don't subscribe to freespeech.tv will not know about our interview with Laura Loomer this week or our hangout sesh with Michelle Malkin and we just picked a random highlight of Ryan and I riffing about shit.
So we'll show that.
But yeah, before we leave Daniel Johnson to his grave, don't cry.
You still have all his songs.
It's good that he's dead, I'm afraid, because his dad's going to die soon if his dad isn't already dead.
And the guy can't take care of himself.
He's severely mentally disabled.
And if you want to hear more about it, you got to check out The Devil and Daniel Johnson.
You want to play some of that?
I met him once.
Very timid man.
Very cool though.
You really cued it up at a great spot.
Let's watch some reviews of the documentary.
- My name is Daniel Johnson.
This is the name of my tape.
That's, "Hi, how are you?" And I was having never-- - That's the shirt Kurt Cobain wore. - I tried to remember what my feelings had meant. - He was a skinny little kid, fairly demented.
And he said, "I just want to give you my tape." And I put it on the tape player, and it just blew my mind.
Daniel Johnson drew these pictures.
He's great at drawing, too.
It goes way beyond Dylan's basement recordings, any other body of work that I can think of.
You start off hearing this noise, and eventually you hear the Beatles.
You hear the whole symphony.
But it was undeniable that something was dreadfully wrong with him.
That's his dad.
- And his friend is real, losing weight.
- Was completely delusional.
He was hospitalized almost immediately.
He was obsessed with the devil and Satan.
He became so obsessed that it was all he could talk about. - This is Daniel Johnston speaking from a mental hospital.
They tell me I'm crazy here.
Out come the demons. - Fuck those pills.
See if you can find that clip where he's talking to himself.
Someone played him an old tape of Daniel Johnson when he was, you know, 17.
And then at the age of 58, this is shortly before he died.
No, this was 2015.
So he would be 55.
Listening to himself.
Answering questions.
Oh man, she's the sweetest girl I've ever seen.
Yeah, I had the same feeling.
None of it's a happy thing though, man.
I've got this pain in my brain and it won't go away, you know?
Yeah, I know.
You ought to try some antidepressants.
That's what I got.
I do a lot better these days than I used to.
It's not all about her though, man.
I got this pain in my brain.
Yeah.
You know?
It's gonna crush me to death.
Yeah.
You know?
You know when you see bums always scavengering the garbage looking for cigarette butts?
Yeah.
Nicotine is a great self-medication tool for schizophrenia.
It really keeps the voices at bay.
That's why you always see schizophrenics chain-smoking cigarettes.
I learned that from a bartender.
He cheers me up.
I get depressed too.
I know it's me.
I love you, Danny.
I don't know, Danny.
I don't know if I can talk myself out of this one, you know?
Oh, no, no.
Ryder, you are a Ryder, but you better wipe fast because your paper's on fire.
See, that's a perfect example of his genius.
Ryder, you're a Ryder.
but you better write fast 'cause the paper's on fire.
Even the cadence of that is amazing.
So yeah, his, when I, when I heard he died, I just thought of his dad and I thought, what a relief that must be for that man.
Um, but my dad is in town and it's a relief that he's leaving today.
Holy shit.
Can those people get on your nerves?
They don't understand anything.
At one point we're watching the Mets game and he's just going about every minute and a half.
And I go, what the fuck are you doing?
And he goes, I'm sorry?
And I go, you just keep going, mm, what are you getting, a blowjob or something, I can't see?
And he goes, I'm just relaxing.
And I go, who moans while they're relaxing?
And he goes, you're very easily annoyed.
Meanwhile, his breath is so bad, I was carrying around a thing of mouthwash and a thing of gum everywhere I went.
And I left him at my local bar yesterday, because he wanted to stay.
And I just said to everyone there, Hey, if you can handle his breath for more than 10 minutes, we have an awards ceremony going out.
There's a trophy for who can tolerate the fucking Chernobyl that leaks from his mouthpiece.
Well, here's another reason why.
I think it's important your parents visit and you hang out with them just until you stop getting annoyed by them.
It's sort of like working out.
You should box and box until you don't hate skipping rope anymore.
You have to get through the hump.
And we definitely got through the hump.
I learned to love their idiosyncrasies.
But last night, I sent my dad, we were watching Game of Thrones.
My wife's really into it.
I don't watch it, but whatever.
It was better than having to talk.
And so we're sitting in the basement watching the show and I send her a picture of my dad and I say, when the people watching Game of Thrones are more Game of Thrones than Game of Thrones.
And maybe you could just show the picture.
So that's our basement.
Those little dots are these little velcro tabs I made for the remotes that you're supposed to put them all on, which no one ever does.
But look at his outfit.
So he drank all day, and that means you pass out, right?
But then you wake up at, you know, 10 o'clock ready to take on the world.
But you're in your underwear.
So he comes down and then he thinks, oh, I might scare people.
Because his body is an old man's body.
And I heard one of his friends describe it.
They were on some golfing trip and he got up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and he's nude and some people are still up.
And one of his friends goes, Hey, look, there's a wine bag.
And then someone else goes, Oh, the spout's still on it.
Cause the skin hangs off you like a shirt when you're that age.
So he's walking around the house in his, in his underwear.
And then he goes, Oh, that might offend people.
So he finds my Mets coat and just puts that on.
So we're watching Game of Thrones and something from Game of Thrones comes down wearing a Mets jacket and I go, what are you doing with my Mets jacket?
And he goes, uh, oh, I have an ugly body.
Oh okay, well now everything's fine.
You've got your codpiece and your Mets coat and your bare feet and you're sitting there in the basement on my weird hipster couch looking like some sort of ghoul, some sort of Nosferatu prophet who's blind but can see more than all of us.
I introduce him to Michelle Malkin and I go, I thought it would be important for you to meet my dad so you know what I would look like if I had AIDS.
He looks like the Queen's Hugh Hefner.
Oh Jesus.
Anyway, I sent my wife that text, right?
And then I come upstairs and I see, I see a phone and I go, whose phone is this?
And I see my text to her that says, and it says dad instead of Gavin.
Or my, my, my God is what she should call me.
But she, so I go, why am I dad in your phone?
I go, these texts aren't simultaneously going to your daughter, are they?
Your daughter, our daughter.
I'm not going to say her name.
Uh, which has happened before when we, my wife would give her her old phone and I go, cause I'm, I've sent you some pretty raunchy stuff.
I hope our daughter isn't seeing this.
And, uh, she goes, no, no, don't worry about it.
Oh, I just said her name.
Uh, going into our phone and changing your name.
And she goes, oh, okay, because I want to make sure that she's not getting our texts.
And then my mother shows up, and she goes, what's happening?
What's happening?
I'm like, it's none of your business.
What's happening?
Uber called you!
How do you get Uber called you out of why is my name dad in your phone?
And particularly, why is that a panicking thing?
Yeah, and why are you getting in?
Say Uber did call me.
Why are you getting involved?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, we haven't even started the show yet.
You know, somebody has written in and they say, I'm glad you guys don't like the Beatles either.
This goes somewhere, by the way.
They're a children's band, Rocky Raccoon.
It's for little kids.
Helter Skelter was the only adult song.
They're just like, and it's, by the way, if you have a 12 year old and you're buying her a turntable and some vinyl or something, Hey Jude, like yeah, get the White Album, definitely, it's a great introduction for little children.
Hey Jude!
Hey Jude!
Um, but I think they got the guy that you're looking for, but they say, I think I've done more damage to music than any other single force in history, go ahead and find another one, I guarantee you they came after the Beatles and they were enabled by the Beatles.
You read like someone who doesn't read books.
I'm reading like you're going to stop me at any point and tell me I'm retarded or something.
I just did.
Okay.
Yes, you did.
He doesn't have a weird name, and now I can't remember if it was Kirsch or blah blah blah.
So he sends this, and I think this is the guy!
The Emperor's New Drugs, Exploding the Antidepressant Myth by Irving Kirsch.
Yeah, I don't think it's Kirsch.
Aw, frick.
And is Irving Kirsch British?
That's the most famous book on the subject.
This guy goes back to the 90s.
The guy I had on my show was, um, uh, he's much younger.
He's, he's probably about 30.
And, uh, Glad you enjoyed your white claw there, Ryan, as fruit flies buzz around my microphone.
Claw!
So, yeah, folks, thanks, autistic researchers, but the first Google hit is not really research.
Sorry, Greg.
It's occurred to me what the first Google hit is.
You could maybe cross-reference it to see if I've ever interviewed him, you penis.
Your penis, dude.
If you're American when you're inside the bathroom, what are you... No, when you're outside the bathroom, what are you when you're inside the bathroom?
European?
Nice!
Wait, can we high-five like this?
That ruled.
By the way, this brought up an interesting question when I'm listening to Daniel Johnson who's clearly mentally disturbed.
What is exploitation?
Having a black man dance around with white gloves and go, yo, I'm a stupid dummy.
That's the most clear example, right?
But what about Daniel Johnson?
He was mentally ill, deeply disturbed.
Everyone loved him, loved his music, clapped, encouraged his tangents.
I can't see how that could be exploitation.
The girl, all those little kids who would say, fuck you, Donald Trump.
I'm here forever.
I like burritos.
I'm Mexican.
Fuck you.
And the kid's like eight.
That's clearly exploitation.
Greta Thunberg, I'll leave that open interpretation.
I don't know.
I mean, she's like 16.
Um, Soph, people have accused Soph on our own network.
We should make a commercial, a sizzle reel for Soph.
She's made her own on BitChute, but we should make her one.
Okay.
Do you want to show the Milo one while we're at it?
I'm pretty happy with it.
Um, me three.
Maybe cut me right out of this and just show the whole thing.
I mean, but to be quite honest with you, fuck your feelings.
Horseshit.
Horseshit.
Fuck you.
How fucking dare you call me a white supremacist.
No, I like to think of myself as a virtuous troll.
Feminism is cancer.
Oh, stop it.
Very easily triggered.
It's pathetic.
I shouldn't really exist, but I do.
I do, unfortunately for them.
Oh no.
Excellent.
you you Well, I hope you're happy.
There was a fight in here while you were gone.
You broke my treasured item.
Ryan has a two Pez on his desk.
A Woody and a Buzz Lightyear and he has them near court so every time he moves around they go flying off, fall off the desk.
I said I'm going to smash those if that ever happens again.
And he said, no, no, no, I'll move them.
Happened again.
We had a fight.
He's quite strong.
I tried to tickle you and it didn't work very well.
No, now I just have a pain.
I have a sharp pain where you were tickling me.
I don't know what that was.
If you were ticklish, you would have let go.
I'm 49.
You think I'm going to go teeheeheeheehee?
Yes!
But I managed to rip Buzz's head off.
So I, well, I got, I fixed the one part.
Show the folks at home.
Buzz's head is gone.
But Woody is fine.
So this is what happened.
It dropped and it fell in this corner here.
Like, over here.
And me and him both look at each other.
And then he looks... No, we look at it, and then we look at each other.
Like in a fucking movie.
And then he goes for it.
And I was like, no!
It was a gift!
And this is all off-camera.
I'm like, why is this happening off-camera?
This is not for the show.
They're well-built.
Thanks.
Because I stamped on Buzz as hard as I could.
Maybe it's because I'm wearing chucks.
Well, he's also a fucking space ranger.
So he's been through, you know, he's Zorg.
He's battled Zorg.
Anyway, that's Ryan in his perpetual childhood.
That's Milo's new show, which airs tomorrow.
And I'm trying to get Joe Biggs and Laura Loomer, too, for the Island of Banned Misfits toys.
But yeah, look up drag syndrome.
Because I like the subject of exploitation.
Don't look up Toy Story.
No one gives a shit about your fucking perpetual adolescence frozen in amber.
Grow up and fuck off!
Toy Story.
My children are too old for Toy Story.
My six-year-old isn't into Toy Story.
- Well, they're missing out.
- He was, but he's too old for it now.
- It's called the trans-- - Drag syndrome.
Oh.
It was a group of young people with Down Syndrome, and drag is big now.
The left, they have these random fads, like it'll be Afro-punk is their big thing and then it'll be trans and then trans people are too mentally ill and I think black people are too Anti-gay marriage they're too Christian for them and they they they're not into LGBT enough So they drop blacks that wasn't working in Hispanics.
They like them for a bit, but they're a little too Catholic So yeah, they got rid of them.
So now their new thing is drag queens.
They're funny.
And so they have drag story time and now People with Down syndrome are getting pulled into drag.
Is that him?
Is that guy in blackface?
- Information really.
- Is that guy in blackface? - I feel really confident to work with different people with disability and not wanting to be a drug.
- My name is Daniel Weiss and I'm the creative director of drug syndrome. - How does this guy sleep at night?
Well, I think the jury's still out on whether it's exploitation.
Well, I think if they're willing, then it's not exploitation.
I mean, of course, I hate drag story time, and I hate seeing an adult twerk in front of a three-year-old, and I hate children being dragged to pride parades where there's nude men with their dicks out and kids feeling totally uncomfortable.
There's whole montages of that.
And this doesn't smell quite right.
It smells like this new drag fad and they're pulling in people with Down syndrome.
But here's the big picture.
Are they having fun?
They look like it.
They look like they're having fun.
I feel like they're being used for someone else's agenda.
But... Is it exploitation if they're having fun?
That's the million-dollar question.
I know our viewers just instantly are disgusted by this and think I'm an idiot, but I'm trying to be real Plato about this.
Platonic.
How's Your News is a good example of handicapped people doing stuff that is clearly not exploitation.
How's Your News was Arthur Bradford who used to work at a camp for handicapped kids called Camp Jabberwocky.
And he did a show called How's Your News.
I used to hang out with those guys.
I was like friends with some of the special people.
Her!
Leslie!
Susan!
Is that the one that was like a jerk to you?
Yeah, we stopped being friends because she was a bitch.
I've never seen a news show like this before.
Here comes Positive!
We're gonna tear this place apart.
We all met at a summer camp for people with disabilities.
Now we're traveling across America to bring you the stories like no one else can.
Now the truth comes out!
I have Star Magazine and I've seen your picture in it.
Well, it's in there quite a bit.
I love Hannah Montana.
I watch it every day.
Thank you!
Are you excited to be at the Grammys?
Very!
Those are cool blazers.
Okay, anyway.
So that's clearly not exploitation.
So if you're going to be outraged, you better have a point.
And I don't really have a great argument for why drag syndrome is different than How's Your News.
Yes, it's part of this gay agenda to normalize homosexuality.
No, I don't believe that those people with Down syndrome are gay.
Um, but they're having a gay old time.
Maybe because, you know what?
You know what the difference I see?
It's not their idea to do this makeup thing.
How's Your News wasn't their idea?
Yeah, but they're just being themselves.
There's not somebody else like putting makeup on them and making them do things.
Are they crying their eyes out when they get the makeup put on them?
No, they're happy.
But, I don't know.
Like, have a kid with Down Syndrome and get back to me before you start preaching about what someone who's sitting at home can and can't do.
My problem with political correctness, and I think the right can get a little politically correct too, is they're so worried about, don't say this, don't do that, that the kid with Down Syndrome is in the basement.
You know, it's this whole, like, don't culture.
And that's why I say at the end of every show, get in trouble.
Dude, get out there.
Like this whole idea of football will give you concussions and you have to wear a bicycle helmet when you ride your bike.
And there's creeps out there that are going to kidnap you.
All right, let's keep the kid at home safe playing video games and eating processed food where he'll die of obesity.
Now he's safe.
And political correctness puts handicapped people in the basement and says, don't offend them.
You might say the wrong thing, so just avoid them entirely and don't get them out there.
I cannot fucking believe I'm sitting here defending drag syndrome, but I am.
Speaking of Handicapped people.
We watched the Bill Burr new special, Paper Tiger.
I had a much better segue in my head that I just lost.
That was a rough one.
No, political correctness.
Speaking of political correctness, Bill Burr's Paper Tiger is out and it's a masterpiece.
It's a masterpiece.
But I was offended.
Buy it.
Triggered.
I was triggered.
My political correctness was offended.
I'm still hurt from us wrestling over those pez.
I'm sorry.
And why did you?
I told you to move them.
Why?
You got a whole studio here.
Well, because I wanted to put them in frame so you could see my little collections.
You have your collections.
Look, you have all these toys and cool things.
I just wanted some personality on my desk.
My son has a hot glue gun.
You could have glued it to the monitors.
I guess.
Now it's too late.
It's broke.
Felt good smashing that fucking stupid toy.
Because I wasn't just smashing the toy.
I was smashing your whole infantile obsession with children's shit.
I don't like children's shit.
It's kind of creepy.
You come across like a pedophile.
You go to Aladdin by yourself.
You know who else does that?
Pedophiles.
Well, I didn't... I wasn't looking around beaten off.
I went there by my... Actually, I was by myself.
That's what I just said.
Yeah, so wait, what's creepy about that?
Wait a minute, you're saying you're not a pedophile because you don't show up with a bunch of Down Syndrome kids in lingerie?
What's a pedophile supposed to do?
Show up with his date?
Nobody was in there.
It was just me.
I went to go see like a fifth week late showing.
Kid-free.
People-free, frankly!
Anyway, frankly, do your Bill Burr.
Let's save this show.
Dude, it's called Paper Tigers, you know?
We can't see you.
Oh.
Well, it's better if you don't see me because I don't look like Bill Burr.
But dude, it's brutal.
I got nothing to say.
Oh, let me interview you.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have Bill Burr on the show.
Bill, welcome to the show.
How you doing?
We're just watching.
I love your feminist stuff when you make fun of male feminists and political correctness.
That's great.
That's awesome.
Yeah, dude, it's like, you know, these feminists are like wearing dresses.
But let's just watch a little bit of it.
And I want to talk to you about some things that offended me.
No problem, dude.
But I'll tell you this right now.
If I've learned anything in five years of being married is we're always working on me.
I just think to myself, like, what could my wife complain about?
What could my wife complain about?
Just pause, pause.
Did you see the Royal Albert Hall in London?
So I'm watching the show and with Ryan and my wife, and I say, I wonder what the demographics are here, because he seems to have an upper class appeal because he's witty and he's incredibly good at his job.
He's one of the best, probably the top five best comedians, maybe of all time.
Louis C.K., Bill Burr, Dave Chappelle.
I don't know, Chris Rock.
Hmm.
Mitch Hedberg.
I mean, but you mean successfully or like?
No, I just mean like quality.
Bill Hicks.
Patrice O'Neal.
Patrice O'Neal, I guess.
You gotta hear his stand-up.
All right, so he's definitely in the top 10 of all time.
And, you know, the cultured upper class, they respect culture, so they recognize that.
But he's clearly a blue-collar dude.
But the Royal Albert Hall is expensive tickets.
But, you know, he looks... All the soccer hooligans in Britain now have completely shaped heads and dress exactly like that.
So, he's their icon.
Like, every Tommy Robinson supporter looks exactly like Bill Burr.
So, I'm watching, and I wonder what the demographics are.
Guess what Ryan says?
Guess what Ho says?
He goes, uh, I don't know, British?
British.
At the Royal Albert Hall in London.
Alright, let's watch some more of the trailer, Bill.
I like to think I'm a good dad.
I work my ass off and make a great fucking living.
Crush all of that!
All she has on me is who I am as a person.
My daughter has yet to meet the real me.
She's seen glimpses of me like, whoa, daddy almost snapped his bone in half!
Anyway, you get it.
It's pretty good.
But here's what offended me in it.
Here's what triggered me.
This is why I want him banned off social media.
He said Colin Kaepernick taking a knee was a police brutality.
He basically big-upped Colin Kaepernick.
If you have a problem with police brutality, the National Anthem is not the place to do it.
What does the National Anthem got to do with police brutality?
So that was retarded and annoying.
Secondly, I hate robots.
I hate robot talk.
We are not at risk of Of being taken over by robots.
They are not going to be walking through restaurants.
May I take your order, please?
Will you get your fucking ass out of Harrison Ford's face?
Stop it!
This is not Blade Runner.
It's never, ever going to happen.
Now!
Algorithms are an issue.
Yes, that's gonna start fucking with people.
Social credit scores!
Like in China, we're getting that here, where we're analyzing people's behavior, their Google searches.
That will start to affect your banking.
That will start to affect whether you can buy a plane ticket to a certain place.
Just like that Black Mirror episode, where they have a rating of 4 and they're not allowed to live in this area.
That is a definitive, objective, attainable, reasonable threat.
That is going to happen.
But robots?
Whenever I would do Fox News, especially Red Eye, they always wanted to do a segment on robots and then they have some piece of shit going, hi, how are you?
Oh, those are going to be everywhere soon.
They only cost 300 grand.
Soon everyone's going to have a fucking piece of shit from Mickey Mouse Disney World going, It's a small world after all.
Can you watch more movies please?
That's not life.
So he goes on a whole bit.
Sorry, my allergies are annoying me.
He goes on a whole bit about how, remember when you used to fuck a blow-up doll?
No?
Those?
Dolls were not fornicated with by anyone.
They were for bachelor parties, they were jokes.
No one sat there with an inflatable body.
I don't even think they could take your weight.
And made love.
You just watch porn and masturbate.
Those didn't exist.
So then he goes, well soon this... Oh yeah, let's go back to you being Bill Burr.
Oh, I forgot our whole conceit.
Yeah, uh...
Can I argue my... No, here's my point.
You argue your point as Bill Burr.
Let me finish my point.
So no one slept with those inflatable things and as far as sleeping with those realistic looking ones, it's called the uncanny valley.
It freaks everyone out to look at them.
Everyone is remotely sane.
So maybe 1% of the population Probably much less than that.
Could possibly lie on top of the most realistic sex doll on earth.
So the idea that everyone's going to be screwing them is so implausible, it's just not funny.
And it ruined the last third of this Bill Burr special for me.
Your special, Bill.
Well, dude, you're taking totally, you're taking not in consideration the fact that there's like creepy Japanese dudes out there, you know?
There's like nerds that are like never get like, you know, like the creeps.
I just said 1%.
Yeah, dude, there's way more of them, though.
Like, Japan, they're not fucking at all.
They're just, like, playing video games and, like, jerking off.
It's real, dude.
That's true.
That doesn't mean they're gonna have sex with robots.
Ah, dude, they got tons of money.
They work super hard, you know, and they just don't get laid, so they're gonna get these sex robots.
You watch, dude.
All you gotta do is, like, put, like, robot on, like, Pornhub for, like, two weeks.
Never, ever, ever going to happen.
Everybody's gonna be jerking off to, like... One in... One in...
I regret saying one percent.
One in a hundred thousand could ever possibly have sex with a blow-up doll, or any kind of sex doll.
You might have the wrong Whitney Cummings queued up.
Does it say sex robot?
Yep.
Okay, so Whitney Cummings, who's a nightmare.
Such a generic, oh it's time for rosé!
Oh man, she made a wine joke.
She's so corny, my vagina, ugh.
I mean, I like Sarah Silverman.
Everything about her politically drives me nuts, but she's talented, and her concepts are original.
Whitney Cummings is such a derivative chick.
She's basically a bachelorette party.
Yeah, she doesn't have concepts, she has cunts-eps.
You know when they go out partying and they have like an inflatable penis head?
That's, that head is, no, that whole thing is Whitney Cummings.
She's a bachelorette.
Anyway, she did her entire, I'd say the entire Half the show is about sex robot.
I'm talking to a guy that makes the robots.
And he was like, you know, do you want us to make a robot with your face on it?
And I was like, ugh, yes.
I'm actually in the market for an investment gift.
She brings a prop.
She's Carrot Top.
This is prop comedy.
In Washington, D.C., you are the first crowd to meet Robot Whitney.
She's I Don't Care at Top.
This isn't funny.
Yeah, the joke is done right now.
Are we in Disneyland?
Is this Chuck E. Cheese?
Is that bear gonna play a banjo?
Listen to those women screaming.
I guarantee- Whitney Cummings makes me sexist.
Do you want to do a bet?
Do you think she made a queef- we should do a bingo board for her, like, queef joke.
Yeah, Rosé.
Oh, wait!
I didn't notice that the robot has a Steven Brody Stevens pin on it.
Huh.
Yeah.
That was a nice way for her to commemorate the suicide of her friend.
Throw a pin on a robot.
Thanks a lot.
Nice funeral.
Yes!
We did way more for Daniel Johnson than she did for Steven Brody Stevens.
He's gonna put that in his credits.
Hangover 1, cut out of Hangover 2, on a robot of Whitney Cummings.
Yes!
I would like for you to say hello to this lovely audience.
Hey, Hawkers.
It's got a dirty mouth.
I had to do it.
I didn't expect this problem, but it's weirdly hard to name a robot.
Okay, shut up.
Get her out of my life.
Isn't that bad?
But Ryan, to his credit, pointed out something about this special that I thought was incredibly interesting.
She... the only...
Let me carefully phrase this.
So she has nothing to offer.
It's just the same derivative chick garbage.
But she does have a new piece of flair.
And I thought, alright, well at least that's kind of interesting.
But it's confusing.
Where have I seen that before?
Check it out.
Okay, go back.
Let's just watch it one more time.
But I can see its butthole.
If that's not asking for it, I don't know what is. - Okay, go back.
Let's just watch it one more time.
When she says, "I don't know what is." It's Sebastian Maniscalco.
It absolutely is.
at the airport.
'Cause I'm gonna pet that fucking dog.
I mean, it's a dog, it obviously wants it with that adorable little butt.
- Okay, watch.
- I can see its butthole.
If that's not asking for it.
- Watch, watch.
- I don't know what is.
- Dang.
- It's Sebastian Maniscalco.
- It absolutely is.
- She's taking his whole Italian effusive hyperbole.
- Is that the nickname for my grandmother?
- You know, this is a thing now where comedians are taking classes for mimes.
So he does this too.
Maniscalco works with mime people.
My father told me you could take everything in the house.
He asked me what I paid for stuff constantly.
He'll walk around the house and just, how much did you pay for this?
So now I gotta give him parent price.
You can't tell your parents the full price.
They'll have a heart attack.
Why would you do that?
He is the move master.
Yeah, that was a lot less Maniscalco-y than I've seen him actually.
Really?
I looked for a while for that clip.
Usually he does the, remember the thing?
I was hoping to get an exact one like that.
Where he's like, he's like, and then my grandmother's got the pizza sauce in the kitchen.
I don't know, he's talking about the pizza sauce?
And I'm stirring the thing.
I think I might have made that joke up.
Italians, I don't know why, but Italians are big with the hand gestures.
And so he, because he's Italian, goes, I'm going to take that thing that Italians do and I'm going to exaggerate it.
Which is great.
That's funny.
It's like exaggerate the stereotypes of your culture.
But then when some chick is like, and then I got a sex doll.
You go, what are you doing?
That's not your culture.
Geez, I think this is why a lot of female comedians like to shit on men.
Because they want to get rid of the competition.
Alright, should we do a greatest hit from this week?
So the non-subscribers can see how incredibly exciting our show is?
What were you looking for?
An impression of Maniscalco.
My friend Mike Figgs does.
It's like really spot on.
But I can't find it.
All right.
So let's do that.
Let's show the Laura Loomer.
Should we do the Laura Loomer or the Michelle Malkin?
We'll go Loomer.
Let's do Michelle.
Let's do Michelle.
She introduces sort of the origins as far as her career goes with censorship where this new hope not hate like Soros globalist anti-hate group had deemed certain words verboten.
ring any bells?
The chapter, because you haven't read it yet, all the way through.
I can't read, so I'm waiting for the audio.
Where I talk about something that, of course, people who are in the immigration enforcement community have been familiar with for years now, but really the roots of this de-platforming, for me at least, I but really the roots of this de-platforming, for me at least, I traced to 2006 And I had appeared in an early video that was put out by the National Council of
Yes, they're allowed to get away with that.
Targeting people like me who have been forceful advocates for strict immigration control and enforcement.
So, the YouTube channel was called We Can Stop the Hate, and there was a menu of code words of hate that were part of the very first, you know, dictionary of banned words.
Really?
Essentially.
And I was guilty because, at the time, I had come out with invasion in 2002.
And in the next, you know, four to five years, kept pounding away at this theme that immigration should be treated as a national security issue.
And I was, you know, fairly unapologetic about calling attention to groups like LARASA and essentially these militant ethnic separatists who, even at that time, people forget that during the Bush amnesty years of 2006 and 2007, these people were like pre-Antifa.
Yeah.
Right?
It was so strange too because they would have these rallies with these signs saying, we're sick of being in the shadows.
You're right there!
That's right.
Imagine cocaine dealers going out and saying, we're sick of being vilified.
We're just selling coke, dude.
You're going to get busted.
Right.
We're so terrified that we are, you know, trampling over private property and yanking down American flags at high schools.
The Chinese illegals are looking at them going, what are you guys doing?
And so I talked about, especially having cut my teeth in newspaper journalism at the Los Angeles Daily News in the early 1990s, the ideological roots of Azatlan, band word.
Band word.
Reconquista.
Oh, I listed these words in the code.
I'm offended that those words are offensive.
Wait a minute.
It gets better.
Crime.
Crime?
Yes.
That's a band word.
demographics, disease, Of course, illegal aliens.
Which is in legal documents.
Yes, of course!
It's in the federal code, right?
Invaders.
Invasion, which of course was the title of my book.
And yet this group going around calling itself The Race was designating who was hateful and who was not.
So, sound familiar, my friend?
It sure does.
Alright.
And we're back.
Got an errant hair.
Some things I want to talk about yesterday's episode.
I talked about 9-11 on the audio podcast, Get Off My Lawn, which is free.
And I talked about the party the night before with Andrew WK and Melissa Oftermar and dropped a bunch of names and talked about getting wasted and doing karaoke.
And then I forgot why I had set that up.
So I remembered now.
If you listen to the audio podcast and you watch this show, addendum.
I was considering taking it down and reloading it but that kills all the count numbers and that's bad for sponsors.
And this will make no sense to you if you haven't heard that podcast.
So bear with me here.
Go get a cigarette if you didn't listen to the 9-11 podcast.
That day was the end of my party years, my getting wasted for no reason years.
I was 31.
And that night, it was great that it was such a huge celebration and we were all getting wasted and singing songs.
And it was kind of like your last night before you go to prison.
I guess adulthood is prison.
But I had become an adult.
After 9-11 and that was kind of the end of just reckless wastedness and then that crazy chick I was dating that night Soon after became my wife.
I got married.
I had kids So it was a major turning point and the reason I spent so much time Talking about the party the night before 9-11 was I was really talking about the party years as is discussed in my hit book the death of cool, which I Why don't I give the Beastie Boys all the credit?
Where's the Death of Cool?
Are you reading it?
That was sort of the point of the Death of Cool.
The Death of Cool is the death of the party and it's a rebirth into adulthood.
So that was one major part I left out.
So what you really hear when you listen to the podcast is just a guy talking about himself and how fun he had.
How much fun he had one night and how life was a party.
The end.
No, no, no.
Life was a party, then there was 9-11, then the party was over.
Now it's time to be serious.
Oh, there it is.
No, don't move it.
Don't move it.
Don't move it.
Death of cool.
And then this one is just a silly anecdote.
On September 12th, which is today, the city was busy dealing with shit.
The Williamsburg Bridge was closed off.
And so the Williamsburg Bridge at the time, it had stairs and a bike path, and then you would go down.
Now it's got its own little mini bridge for bikes.
And I thought, I'm just going to ride on the road part, because there's pylons blocking off the road.
So I went through the pylons on my bike, and I'm riding my bike over the road part of the Williamsburg Bridge, which is three lanes.
It's really big.
And there's no traffic this way, no traffic that way.
Everything is shut down.
And right out of some sort of corny indie flick, as I get over the hump of the bridge, there's a chip bag.
Just blowing around.
I think that's in a Harmony Corrine film actually.
American Beauty.
But it's a shopping bag.
So there's a bag of chips just like in American Beauty on the bridge in front of me.
And it was just so quiet and serene in a big busy city where I assume no one went to work the next day.
And I made it over the bridge, went through the other side of the pylons, and it was an experience I was gonna say I'll never forget, but I clearly forgot to mention yesterday.
But you know what's crazy about that story?
What's?
Why are you pulling that up?
To get some imagery of you on a bike.
That's a motorbike.
I meant a bicycle.
That's in Costa Rica on my little sewing machine, 50cc thing.
You know what else is really creepy, you said?
What?
That's what you said.
I was trying to get you back on track.
Thanks.
Um, my wife told that story as her.
She goes, I can't believe I just did that.
I've never done that before, but I just totally stole your story and I made it me on the bike.
Anyway, I've done that before.
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What is with Sweden?
What is going on with that place?
Where is it?
Is it near the top?
Oh I never thought about Sweden before this year, but it seems like it's dominating our entire news cycle.
It's in Scandinavia, right?
It's at the top of, next to Finland.
Let's have a look.
Let's have a look at this crazy shithole where white people are getting so good at self-hatred that they are trying to kill themselves.
They are suggesting they all die, and it's become normal for white people to want to die and to die, In this country.
They worship anything non-white to the point of absurdity.
And there was just a rapper coming out who is embracing this culture.
This is today, actually.
I haven't even told you about this one.
So this rapper named Conable got online and made it clear that if any white guy or white girl is trying to talk shit about you, kill them.
Just shoot them.
I sent you this as a link, dumbass.
Why are you Googling it?
Oh, you said that it just came out today.
Yeah, well today is also the day I gave you the notes.
The rapper appears to think he has carte blanche to make violent, racist threats against white people, posting a meme that says, you cannot be racist if you are not white.
After Conable's comments were reported on by the media, he announced he would delete, oh good, he's gonna delete the comment, no, no, delete the snitch who leaked them.
God, that took you forever.
This is of course from summit.news, which is my new favorite news site, Paul Joseph Watson site, but scroll down, Yeah, there he is.
Now he's saying it in Swedish.
I don't like that language.
Not a fan.
So, he'll be fine.
He's not deleting the comment.
I don't like that language Not a fan So he'll be fine.
He's not deleting the comment.
He said he's deleting the snitch Who leaked the video?
So So he'll probably be the only non-white person that he's advocating the death of in a while.
But that's just one random story.
How about A$AP Rocky goes down there, the rapper.
I worked with him before for an Alexander Wang commercial.
And he starts getting harassed by this refugee.
He tells the refugee, get the hell out of my face, dude.
Stop it.
Stop it.
The guy keeps pushing and pushing and pushing.
So A$AP Rocky just grabs him and throws him.
And he's instantly charged with assault.
Don't hurt our refugees, you evil American immigrant.
Refugees, by the way, trump non-Swedish blacks.
And he just does a normal throwaway kind of a move, where you're not trying to hurt the dude, you're just like, get out of here.
And it worked, and the guy stopped bothering him.
He gets charged with assault, but he's found innocent in that if he never goes to Sweden and never gets in a violent situation again, he won't have to do his jail time.
Trump came out and defended him.
Trump said, I'm going to look into this.
And that I believe helped because he was found innocent.
But then a couple of days ago, Aesop's lawyer gets shot in the head.
Again, Sweden has obviously got a problem with ethnomassacism, but above and beyond all that, it's just weird.
And I think another lawyer that worked for ASAP is involved in this.
It may just be a lover's quarrel.
But again, this is the same place, we talked about this the other day, where they have these Swedish professors discussing a great solution to climate change is we need less humans, and we need to consume less.
So, how do we kill two birds with one stone?
Let's start eating each other.
Cannibalism.
Sweden is pushing for the legalization of not cannabis, but cannibalization.
I'm not sure I'm into the buttons, dude.
It's a corny, shock jock, 7 in the morning thing.
This one's fun.
No, we're not doing them.
Stop doing it.
You're not Fred.
We're not Howard Stern.
If you want to do anything, I will allow video buttons.
Even though that's kinda Jesse Waters-ish.
It's hard to do.
So no, you're fired from those stupid buttons.
You're fired.
That one was really on point though.
So that's the last one.
But one of the most disturbing things about this movie, and I sent you this in a separate email, was the... God damn it, you suck.
Why are you looking... This was like yesterday.
Didn't you go through the notes before we started the show?
Her.
Yeah.
So that should have been up and ready to go.
Okay, check out this bitch.
That is the head of, I don't know, fighting climate change.
Canada has one too.
It's a very sort of European thing to do.
And I consider Canada Europe most of the time.
Look at her fucking hair.
In order for a person of any race to make a beehive that intense, your hair has to go down to your ankles.
She has ankle length dreads that she puts into a ball of yarn and makes it into an unbelievably ridiculous hat.
That I think is the most, that picture you have up on your other screen, that's must be her dread stage one of 32 stages.
Cause you don't make a, you can see her bun right there.
So that is a 30th of what she has on her head now.
Look at her face in the other picture.
Look at how smug she is.
No, the other picture, other.
She's so proud of her stupid hat.
And I must confess, in 1989, I had dreads as a Krusty Punk kind of a dude.
And they take a lot of maintenance because your hair grows in normal.
Poor Shaun King.
He just keeps it super short.
But you have to keep re-tangling them up as they grow.
So that, what you're looking at on her head, is a thousand hours of hard work.
That's probably why she's so smug.
She earned it.
So Angry Foreigner put out a video about this, this new obsession with annihilating ourselves and how that'll be the best for the environment.
Again, it's Jonathan Taylor's, what's his name?
Jonathan Swift's essay, A Modest Proposal from the 1700s, where as a joke, he said the Irish should eat their young to cure hunger.
And here it is, the norm in Sweden.
So he just put out a video about this.
Let's watch a little bit of it.
He starts out with Greta and the, it's called Greta and the Climate Card.
Hi everyone, Angry Foreigner here, reporting live from Sweden, a country where 46% of the population experience climate anxiety and 47% suffer from something called flight shame, which is to often feel guilty about your flying.
Of course, when Sweden invents a word, it's gonna be rooted in shame and guilt.
That's just good stereotyping right there.
56% of Swedes also cut down on their meat consumption because they feel guilty about the impact it's having on the environment.
So as you can imagine, religious belief in the conspiracy theory of global warming is basically a norm here, and that kinda gives a cultural backdrop.
He gives a cultural backdrop to today's topic.
A few months ago, I made a video on Greta Thunberg, otherwise known as Climate Greta.
And since then, this beast, this ghastly ghoul of social awareness has spread all the way across the Atlantic.
He's really hamming it up, huh?
A $4 million yacht, to be more specific.
And since six of her crew are gonna fly back to Europe, this publicity stunt will hurt the environment harder than if she'd just use a plane.
Great activism.
No wonder she likes Leonardo DiCaprio.
Just stop, stop.
So we're going to talk to him in a second, but go back to the very beginning of this video.
He made a disturbing montage of Greta that I liked.
I want you to panic.
Our house is on fire.
Hi, everyone.
Angry Foreigner here, recording.
Is that it?
I want you to panic.
Our house is on fire.
Hi, everyone.
Whoa!
No, dude.
She's severely autistic.
That's creepy, though.
Severely.
And she's suicidal.
Yeah.
This is part of the culture of Greta.
And I'm stealing this concept from Ezra Levant.
She's spreading the culture of suicide because the alt-left thinks humans dying is the best thing we can do for the environment.
You know what also I had brought up?
Remember that thing where I was like, dead folks become iconic so she becomes... Oh, they want her to die so she can be a martyr.
Just to end this ridiculous, stupid, greeny argument, look up that world population site.
We should probably have that bookmarked, because it comes up a lot.
AOC said she was going to have one less kid to save the world.
You having one too many kids, one too little kids, is totally and utterly mathematically irrelevant.
No, you're not just helping a little tiny bit.
If you go out onto the beach and you grab a grain of sand and you clean that grain of sand and you put it back, you haven't done your part.
Towards cleaning the beach.
You're not helping.
Your child is a grain of sand.
You see that six, seven, eight, nine?
So you said, oh, we just cleared 100,000 right now.
You stopping, having five less, let's do five less kids, right?
So now it's 25, and we bring it back to 20.
Now it's at 25.
Now it's at 30.
Now it's at 35.
Do you see how much you helped by not having five kids?
Zero.
Infinitesimally small is zero.
No, it's not.
Okay, you know what I'm saying.
No need to get asymptotical about it.
Um, do we have Angry Foreigner on the line?
Yeah, we could do something like that.
Yeah, we could do something like that.
Yo!
Let's talk to Sweden, yo!
Flies in the studio!
Angry Foreigner, are you there?
I am here.
Hi.
Now, you're still a foreigner, you'll never get over that, but are you still angry?
I am more angry than ever, given what they've done to my channel lately.
Oh, what happened?
Well, there's a state department, it's like the Department of Social Protection, MSB, they spent two million in tax crowns on a report where me and Paul Joseph Watson were pointed out as a threat to Swedish democracy, along with alternative media.
I made a video about this, and Shortly thereafter, there was like a... Almost like a censorship wave across Sweden.
Several Swedish channels got hit at once with these bullshit hate speech claims.
Some of them got their channels back, some of them didn't.
I was close.
I had to hide all my videos.
I got two strikes in under 48 hours.
And if you get a third one, you're gone.
So, that's what they usually do.
They tack it on so fast that you don't have a chance to appeal, and then you're gone.
So I made my videos private and then I waited for it.
There was an outcry on social media.
They reversed the decision.
But it's kind of crazy that's what it has to take, you know, to be someone worth talking about, because ordinary people can't, you know, reach out to journalists every time to get something taken down like that.
It's a very creepy process.
Well, they talk about you being a threat to democracy, but the eco-environmentalists are the threat to democracy.
In fact, you were saying on your last video, they openly challenge democracy and say the only way we can protect the environment is to Begin a dictatorship!
Yeah, Sweden's biggest papers are openly calling for a new world order, basically.
They're publishing debate articles where they argue, for example, the most famous contemporary philosopher in Sweden called for the abolishment of nation-states and democracy through a kind of coup, which is pretty much what Alex Jones has been talking about for several years now, you know, with the new world order thing.
Isn't that a pretty big threat to democracy?
When someone says, let's end democracy?
Exactly, because in addition to that, not only do you have these academics talking about this, you also have like ordinary influencers, you know, social media basic bitches and climate activists calling, there was 87 of them signed this debate article calling, literally calling for our Prime Minister to run his people over to save the climate, kind of save us from ourselves type of deal.
And it's a very creepy thing I've noticed.
Which is, there's nothing really saying that people wouldn't choose a dictatorship willingly if it was presented as something good to them.
You know, they think that they're choosing, saving the climate, saving the earth, all that stuff.
But really, they're calling for They're ready to give up their liberties and freedoms just to be safe.
So it's kind of like the war on terror, only in a different shape.
It's the same kind of, you know, mechanisms driving the whole thing.
But it's more than just give up their democracy.
They're talking about giving up their lives.
Run over people to save the environment.
Or there was that other Swedish academic who was all over the news recently for suggesting that they start Yeah, it's also very typical for a socialist country.
You know, it's typical for socialist countries through history to resort to such poverty and, you know, violence and savagery.
They just start eating each other.
So, that's what equality is, I guess.
We used to say in America, we used to say, what's with Florida?
Because Florida was like our freak state.
And now people are saying, what's with Sweden?
You're the freak country of Europe.
You're like an exact... Is Greta Von Thunberg from Sweden?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's the daughter of a very, very big, famous opera singer slash social justice activist here.
So she really got a natural push with her activism, so to speak.
Well, her suicide.
Ezra Levant was bringing up the concept that I think part of her appeal in Sweden is that she's suicidal.
And they're such ethnomassacists that they like the idea of us all killing ourselves, of Swedes killing themselves.
You're like lemmings now.
Yeah, well, you know, 47% of the population have climate anxiety and flight shame.
So it's really It's like I'm living in a South Park episode.
You really are!
You never get used to it.
It just wears on you the more you learn.
I don't know how to describe it really.
It's unprecedented.
Speaking of clown world and South Park episodes, what is with that woman's fucking hair?
If you were going to make... Oh, you mean our new minister of culture?
Is that what she is?
If you're going to make a dread hat this big, it's the last article I sent you there, Ryan, then the dreads themselves have got to go to your ankles.
I mean, if I had dreads to here, my bun would probably be only this big.
But to make it this big, it looks like a beehive.
She almost looks like a Presbyterian of some kind.
She looks like she's from the Star Wars bar.
She looks like she's negotiating on behalf of Uranus or some other disgusting planet.
What's her story?
So you said when she was first voted in they mentioned cultural appropriation because of her dreads?
Yeah, there was an outcry of cultural appropriation.
She belongs to the Green Party, so it kind of makes sense that their own voters would not like her, I guess.
I mean, it's a typical thing where PC culture tends to eat itself.
You can never really quite please that need for cleansiness.
Well, that goes back to cannibalism.
And she got in trouble for praising Muslim radicals, right?
Yeah, there was a minister who was disgracefully forced out of politics because it was discovered he was connected to right-wing extremists in Turkey and Islamists, Mehmet Kaplan, and she praised him.
And it was after this, so she got a bunch of critique for that.
You know, trying to play, oh well, you know, that was bad, but he's still a good politician.
That whole card didn't really fly well this time.
Isn't it fascinating, though, that these ethnomassacists, these suicidal Westerners, drenched in guilt, white guilt, I guess, Western guilt, They also embrace radical Islam.
Radical Islam wants them dead.
Wants them to replace them.
So, in a sense, this embracing of radical Islam is just more of their cannibalism, self-hatred, and suicidal mentality.
Well, it's like they tried to You know, get rid of masculinity to the degree where it's inevitably going to take on a very perverse shape when they have to overcompensate what they want to get rid of.
But they can't get rid of it because it's biological, it's natural, it's supposed to be there.
Right.
But when you try and deny it, you just give it this really perverse shape.
So it's almost like they're getting off to it.
You know, it's like this unholy union between feminists, socialists and Islamists where They have the same enemy, you know, the white man, the West, America, etc, Israel, but it's almost... They complete each other in very perverse ways.
Weren't they actually literally fucking them?
Weren't some of these refugee workers taking in refugees who claim to be younger and then having sex with them?
Yeah, that's the whole thing.
Like, I did two big videos on it.
I was planning a third because there's so much to talk about.
There's so many articles and cases.
But it's an epidemic here.
You've got these leftist dread batik hags, social workers taking in these refugee children who are not really children.
And there's just a lot of banging going on.
And it's all at the expense of my tax money.
So I'm starting to kind of not like it here.
It's annoying.
You know, it's really annoying.
It is annoying.
Sweden has become annoying.
Yeah, it's a joke that's getting old by this point.
What about that dude Peter Sweden?
Is he racist?
I think he's mostly confused.
I think he's... I don't know what's going on with that guy.
He disappeared.
Rightfully so.
Well, you will be the guy we constantly check in on Sweden because you are Europe's Florida and we are fascinated by how completely insane you've become.
You should be, you should be.
Alright man, thanks for tuning in.
I like you more than a friend.
Likewise, take care.
He said basic bitches.
Thank you.
Basic bitches.
Yeah.
That's gay.
My phone is blowing up with the front desk asking about guests.
We don't have any in-studio guests.
We never have any in-studio guests.
What is that about?
Oh, well, yeah.
And I think your, uh, your parents are here.
That's probably why.
Is that the message you're getting?
That's the message I'm getting.
Yeah.
I thought you knew that because they're there.
We're shooting a live show.
They're right there as well.
Oh, they're in the studio.
Yeah.
Oh, Jesus.
Okay.
Well, folks, we're going to have to have a little break here while I get rid of my folks.
They're visiting from Canada.
Guys, guys, what are you doing here?
Oh, we just came to say... We said goodbye this morning.
I'm shooting a live show here.
Oh, we've never seen you.
This is Command Central.
Oh.
Well, don't sit in the chair.
Well, why not?
I'm an old lady.
I need to sit down.
This is really inconvenient.
Too bad.
Dad, you're right in the, everyone's seeing your whole face.
Let's wrap it up.
It was great seeing you guys.
Get up, please.
Just getting settled.
Yeah, okay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Love you, Mom.
Thanks for coming.
- Okay.
- Bye guys.
- There we go. - Let's yield.
- Yeah, let's yield it out to the folks.
- Bye.
- See you next time. - See you next time.
- The way you came.
I've seen you in the last show and bye.
- They're adorable.
No, they're senile.
What happened to the picture there?
Nothing.
Oh.
Yeah, they're senile.
They're dying.
That's not cool, dude.
Who does that?
Imagine Tucker's parents came and sat in his chair on a live show.
That'd be cool, man.
See, we get exciting things.
I hope they don't wait in the lobby.
We still got another 45 minutes minimum.
We should take calls soon.
Yeah.
What have we not discussed though?
You know what?
I just sent you some emails.
I'm going to read our next sponsor, MyBookie, and you pull up the New York Times and the ThinkProgress emails I just sent you.
I'm going to set up these calls and then... You can do that too.
You don't have to say wait.
I'm going to read the whole sponsor thing.
Sorry, I'm not smart.
It's a new season.
Antonio Brown is on the Raiders.
I'm, of course, familiar with Antonio Brown.
He's a black football player that's on a team called the Raiders that has a pirate logo.
LaVon Bell is with the Jets.
The Jets, of course, I'm very familiar with.
LaVon Bell is also an African-American, and the Jets, they have rough years.
In fact, their fans say it's an acronym called Just End the Season.
Odell Beckham, a third African-American person of color, is in Cleveland, and he's been playing on the Cleveland football team.
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I hope he does just as well as he did on his previous team, if not better.
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Why are you being weird?
Do you have the company card?
What company card?
For the Skype thing.
Oh, we're out?
Yeah.
Well, this is something maybe you should have handled before.
I didn't know.
I mean, it was going good before.
No, I mean you test it before you start the show.
You don't know the address and everything for that card.
Do you?
No, I don't think we need all that.
Well, if you do, then uh... Isn't it fun watching two people do incredibly basic stuff?
Like a couple of fucking amateurs?
Ryan is trying to set up a Skype because we ran out of money on it.
Because I am cheap.
You can't- yeah, you cancelled it.
No, I didn't cancel it.
You didn't?
It cancelled it.
There's the address if you need it.
Okay.
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What are you showing there?
Oops.
That was the soundboard.
You know what?
I want you to start taking Adderall and getting addicted to it.
I don't have Adderall currently.
I know.
I want you to get on Adderall.
I remember meeting a lawyer at Fox News who said she doesn't hire kids who aren't on Adderall.
And I thought, that's making your employees become speed addicts.
New rule.
You must be a speed addict to work here.
Your normal IQ, you as a normal healthy person, ain't working.
The word healthy is being tossed around.
We need that you Bradley Cooper movie, what's that Adderall documentary he did?
Limitless.
Limitless.
We need Limitless, Ryan, to get up to zero.
I'm sick of negative 100 here.
You know how mybookie.com gives you a $1,000 bonus?
Well, that would get me, with your IQ, down to, like, a normal level.
We're killing the soundboard.
That was cute, though.
I can't believe my parents stopped here on the way to the airport.
They're super nice.
We should take some calls.
We've got calls.
But we still have some other stuff I want to show about the week in review.
Ah, yes, yes.
Laura Loomer is running for Congress.
In Florida.
And she's actually doing pretty well.
She's winning for Congress.
So we had an interview with her.
I was stunned at my own stupidity when I was talking to her.
I didn't know that when you run for Congress, the same time Trump is running for president.
So this isn't in the clip we're about to show you, but I said, so when do we know?
She goes, uh, November, 2020, you know, when everyone votes for stuff.
I didn't realize.
I thought I'm so stupid and vote so little that I thought you vote for the president and that's the presidential election and there's another Congress election.
Actually, I still think that might be the case.
And you're the last person on earth anyone would ask.
Yes.
So yeah, this is a little blast from the past.
Let's have a fun little look at our interview with Laura Loomer.
Crossing it off my to-do list here.
And then we will start taking some calls.
Did that credit card work?
Well, people can go to my campaign website, LauraLumerForCongress.com, and I have several videos that I've already produced that outline a lot of my issues.
But of course, one of the key components of my campaign, and like I said, why I'm running for Congress, is to address the civil rights violations of Americans that are taking place at the hands of big tech fascists in Silicon Valley.
And we are losing our constitutional rights, uh, you know, down, down the line from the first amendment to the second amendment until eventually they're all completely eradicated by big tech.
They're coming for the first amendment and now through their algorithms and through, uh, their, their censorship, they're trying to come for the second amendment by using devices to spy on people in their home to determine.
I don't know if you saw, uh, this proposal that's put forth and something called Harper.
Uh, it's a, uh, It's a policy that they're working on to, I guess, determine whether people are mentally ill or not able to or able to own a weapon based off of data that big tech collects on you.
And nobody in Congress is addressing this issue.
People know that Republicans and conservatives really all around the world are being censored and silenced and having their civil rights violated.
But the conversation is so surface-level in this country.
It's Facebook.
It's Google.
It's Twitter.
But it's much more severe, as you and I both know, as some of the most banned people in this country, Gavin.
The banks are shutting people down.
The payment processors are shutting people down.
We're seeing people denied service at restaurants, as if we're living in, you know, the 1950s during the Civil Rights era, right?
People aren't able to get There have been Trump supporters denied leases in apartment buildings because people find out what their political affiliation is.
You have people being beaten in the streets and pummeled and nearly beaten to death by Antifa because they're wearing MAGA hats.
I mean, this is a crisis in our country and unfortunately our civil rights laws on book right now don't really list political affiliation as a protected class, but I strongly believe that it should be.
It was abrupt.
It was abrupt.
You know, it's funny when we started this network, I thought free speech is just the name, but it's not going to be talking about free speech all the time.
But it's amazing how often it comes up because it's, it's a daily news thing there on a daily basis.
There is another restriction on our free speech and it's getting disturbing.
Uh, Can we just show those things I send you?
I like to rejoice sometimes in other people's failure.
Let's have some schadenfreude at ThinkProgress, which is a lot of these left-wing sites, HopeNotHate, Media Matters, the SPLC, which I am suing, and they are imploding, yet the media still refers to them as a viable source.
They're just funded.
By people.
And this is the ThinkProgress thing, dude.
TP in the subject.
And so what happens is because they're not in the free market, they can't see the ups and downs.
Make it smaller.
They can't see the ups and downs of how things are going.
So this cunt Judd Legume.
His name means diarrhea, by the way.
Judd means various fruits and vegetables and legume is a river.
So a river of fruits and vegetables coming out of your ass is this guy's fucking name.
He founded ThinkProgress and spent a decade.
I found it.
Oh, look, he's got a typo.
I founded Things Progress and spent a decade of my career building it from scratch and I just... So there's a typo in his news site that just went under.
Building it from scratch and I just found out it was being shut down from this Daily Beast article.
Bye Judd, you cunt, you little prick, bitch.
It's like Air America.
They're all funded by this weird, underground, never-discussed, fucked-up little cabal of duplicitous liars.
And then one day, the billionaire just pulls the plug and plugs it into another shithole life-ruiner, and they go under.
And it's really great to see.
This is what happens when you're not part of the free market.
You don't struggle at the beginning, you're just spending some billionaire's money, and then one day he gets bored and cuts you off and you go, wait a minute, that's not fair!
That's life under socialism, you cunt.
So good riddance to Judd LeGum.
And by the way, these guys are not... they pretend they're fighting for justice.
They're just saboteurs.
They're like those gremlins on the plane in the Twilight Zone episode.
They just get in there and rip at the wires.
They don't build anything.
They don't help anyone.
They just sabotage.
And they always get the wrong guy.
They never sabotage actual evil.
They sabotage conservatives, Christians, pro-life, you know, people who care about the future.
Also another thing we didn't talk about with September 11th was this brutal New York Times gaffe where guns don't kill people but planes do kill people and yesterday we celebrated or sorry mourned the anniversary of 18 years after Someone did something, as Ilhan Omar put it.
Aeroplanes took aim and brought down the World Trade Center.
Aeroplanes took aim.
That's crazy talk.
Today families will once again gather and grieve at the site where more than 2,000 people, I think it was 33 people away from 3,000.
I believe it was 2,977.
And your takeaway when you're that close to 3,000 is over 2,000?
977 and your takeaway when you're that close to 3000 is over 2000 why not almost 3000 airplanes took aim so ann coulter had a good comment about it and she said challenge when has fox news ever done anything as retarded as today's new york times tweet - Wow.
Airplanes took aim.
Who did this?
Airplanes.
I went to a memorial actually yesterday about it, and Islam and Muslims, and even globalists for that matter, were mentioned this many times.
Oh times!
Cheerio times!
But they did mention domestic terrorists.
A war vet, some like American Legion guy, gets up there and he says, um, we now have a new threat, domestic terrorism, and we will be equally as successful at thwarting that threat.
No.
What, Timothy McVeigh?
That's the problem?
You're bringing in, like, Charlottesville?
You're bringing Heather Heyer into a September 11th memorial?
No.
Mentioned jihadists, but they didn't in fact the only time they came near jihadists was to say 18 years ago someone full of hate Came here and with their their views of us as one big group who were not individuals just one big evil group they came and they attacked us and So what she was basically saying is it was bigotry that was the impetus for the Muslims to crash the planes.
Not Islam, not the Quran, it was just bigotry.
And then the other finally most annoying thing about it is that we talked about the first responders and all the cops are there in their uniforms and they got their flags and their white gloves and they're boiling.
It was like 82 degrees yesterday.
And we gave an applause for them.
And people are just giving a golf clap.
And then she ends it with, and I want to thank my assistant, Suzanne.
If it wasn't for her, she's worked so hard to set this all up.
And she points to like a bunch of lawn chairs in the grass.
And everyone, uproarious applause for Susan!
And Susan is crying.
No way.
I mean, some gave all.
Some gave some, but all gave few all.
Isn't that how it goes?
Infuriating.
Remember you said, like, the wording, they said that an act of revenge against us, that 9-11 was an act of revenge?
I don't remember that part.
No, no, no, they said they wanted justice, not revenge.
Meaning, they want us to not wage wars all over the Middle East.
They want us to just get the couple guys responsible.
Oh, also, Michelle Malkin contacted us, I assume she's watching the show, and she told us the guy we were looking for.
It was Johan Hari.
Thanks all of you at home who just sent in the first Google result that came up.
This is the guy I was talking about, Johan Hari.
Now this goes back to the opening with Daniel Johnson.
He's not denying that antidepressants can work.
He got in a lot of trouble for this book.
But what he says is we have to look at the real causes and antidepressants only work a fraction of the time.
So they're not the solution.
They're not a non-solution, but it's a percentage.
And I think it's like 15 to 20% of the time it's an effective solution.
But usually the solution is changing your lifestyle.
So stay away from those antidepressants, kids.
Yeah.
And don't use shampoo in your hair.
All right, should we take a call?
Yes.
Let's try to really power through these.
Let's put up the number as well as we take the calls that already exist here.
I like bacon.
Hey, T-Money.
Yep.
Yep.
Yes.
Yeah, so a couple comments.
Con World t-shirt.
We got to get some colors besides white and yellow, I think.
That's a great idea.
I love it.
Well, for the freespeech.tv shirt, we got camo, as you can see here, and you can see my nipples in it.
But yeah, we'll be getting other colors and we'll be getting the mug soon.
I'll be selling my book on the site, but we will definitely always be expanding the t-shirts.
Thank you for your input.
Uh, next.
Okay.
We got Paul talking about Gavin's dolls.
Hey guys, love the show.
Y'all are highly entertaining.
I have a quick comment about your studio setup.
Gavin, you don't only know you're gay, you have a doll collection.
You have at least 11 dolls behind your desk.
You're always talking about how superhero movies are only for little kids, but you have a doll collection.
Maybe you can get away with a Trump figure with a gnome hat, because that's funny.
But the others are children's toys, little kids' dolls.
Oh, why are you gay?
All right, see you, dudes.
Like you more than a friend.
See you, man.
Thanks.
Okay, just to be clear here.
This is V from the 80s movie V. This is Gigi Allen.
This is Tesco V, the singer of the Meat Men.
That's the dude Chris Penn in Reservoir Dogs.
That's my Triumph motorbike.
That's the dude from Anthrax.
That's the doll from The Simpsons.
That's Alfred E. Newman as Batman.
And the reason I have, and we got Topher there from the Mets.
Sid Vicious.
Sid Vicious.
The reason I have these dolls is to sort of give the tone of the show.
If you look at sports shows where they just talk about football, baseball, I'm sure you're familiar with what sports is.
They have a myriad of helmets and dolls and action figures all over the desk.
And I was going for that aesthetic.
I'm going for a sports aesthetic because this show isn't Ben Shapiro.
This isn't the news in a very serious and somber way.
It's also just shooting shit.
And the same way they'll go off at tangents with baseball, especially Gary, Keith, and Ron at the Mets, where they'll start talking about blueberries and their cat.
That's what we do on this show.
We go off at stupid tangents.
That's why I have bric-a-brac.
And I would say dolls are a fraction of the bric-a-brac.
Here, like the Suicidal Tendencies hat.
This sword is from Adventure Time.
The clash box set boom box.
This is a picture of guys in Vietnam.
So I've got a bunch of fun, silly stuff.
Look at a CB radio.
This is how you'd talk to CB guys all over the country.
So you're wrong.
And I'm not so much making fun of Ryan for having dolls.
I'm making fun of him for liking Woody and Buzz.
Like, I don't pick up this Chris Penn thing and play with it.
He really adores Woody and feels strongly about the team getting together.
No, it's nostalgia, but it's... It's not nostalgia when you go to the fucking movies, Ryan.
Anyway, next call.
Okay.
And where's the number on the screen like you said?
Is that too hard to do?
Hey, Matt!
It's coming.
Hey, I'm wondering if you share my contempt for Anthony Jeselnik.
I actually think he's a very funny comedian, but I hate the way that he's lauded as this edgy guy who tramples all these boundaries and says what won't be said, but he just wouldn't go near a trans joke with a 10-foot pole.
It's just all religion, abortion, kids, which are actually pretty anodyne in the leftist community.
So it kind of goes back to what you said about SNL, where it's like the pedophile jokes have become the only transgressive territory that you can touch just because everything else is off-limits.
Yes, thanks for calling, Collar.
And that's a great point.
And what it does is, when you say, don't make fun of Islam, don't make fun of Jews, don't make fun of trans or gays, and you only leave kids as the thing you can do, the only place you can be edgy, you end up in this strange sort of pedophile culture.
If it was like it was in the 80s, with Archie Bunker, and everyone was getting shit on in the same way, then nothing seems unusual, and it all seems like a joke.
But now it feels like we're in this, like, fuck kids mentality.
Which, in the context of nothing else being edgy, comes across as really disturbing.
So, to your question, I would say, yes, I hate that edgy is only within the confines of what's allowed, which is not edgy.
But, I kinda like Anthony Jeselnik.
I don't know.
Me too.
I think he's original, and...
And I've got this new thing with comedy where I can just... I can just smell who's a hard worker who made it there but isn't funny and who's just unbelievably hilarious and made it there also with hard work but they have it.
Like, Tom Segura seems to have it.
Bert Kreischer, I don't know if he has it.
He's a hard-working dude who deserves what he got, but he's got that shirtless Russia story that made him who he is, and now he's just, like, nose to the bone, fucking grinding it out.
But is he funny?
Like, Louis C.K., there's something magic in him.
It's almost like Basquiat.
Like, Basquiat would just go...
And draw a guy with a crown and a hand, and it wasn't even well drawn, but you're like, that guy's got it.
Or Picasso, and he just goes... And draw a donkey's butt with a head.
In one second, you go, I don't know what it is, but he's got it.
I feel bad about shitting on Bert Kreischer, he's a good dude.
He is a good dude.
We got Kyle talking about his wife and me following her on Instagram.
Kyle, you're on the line.
Hey Gavin.
Hey.
Ryan recently followed my wife on Instagram.
Is her name Megan?
I don't even have an Instagram.
Should I be worried?
Is he a snake in the grass?
Should I fight him?
Do you think his lack of respect for marriage comes from the way he was raised?
Yes, he's the mother of a single child.
Let me take this one.
A single mom who abandoned him, by the way.
I will happily take this one.
He is a snake in the grass.
He will fuck your wife.
Untrue!
Untrue!
If you see him, just take him out.
And if I could give you any advice, I would go, when people punch, they tend to punch like this.
If you're going to knock Ryan out, you want to get him on the button because a lot of concussions come from the bottom teeth smashing against the top teeth.
So I would go for the button right here and just like a, Sort of a combination of a right cross and an uppercut in the same punch, like a ZABANG!
You're not getting real about this.
Now listen, is her name Megan?
Uh, yes.
Okay, so she wrote me plenty of times, just innocent things, very, this, this was about a year ago almost, oh no, December.
Uh, then she told me about my friend who was, I should check up on him because he was posting weird stuff, so I did.
And then, uh, yeah, just some other stuff.
And then I followed her back to see something that she shared that I couldn't see on her story.
She shared her story, couldn't see it.
She has a private account.
So I followed.
And one thing I said was right on.
That fella has a nice shirt.
And it was you with a Clown World t-shirt.
Thank you very much, Mike.
Drop sexual chocolate.
Next call!
Thanks for calling, caller.
And that was spoken like a true snake in the grass.
That's how they sound.
They don't say, yeah, I'm trying to fuck your wife.
And also, no dude, frankly, I'm just there to look at a shirt, compliment your shirt.
Also, private story, I was kind of zooming into her feet.
I just wanted to see the feet.
Women and men cannot be friends.
Women and married men, I mean married women and friends, married women and men definitely cannot be friends.
Sever that relationship.
Block Ryan now.
And dump your wife because she's talking to me.
Yeah, this is Leo from New Jersey.
Leo, you're on.
Hey, what's up guys?
Ouch.
Yo dawg.
What do you think about PewDiePie donating $50,000 to the ADL pretty much just to pay off the mob that we're actually coming after him for a little bit and now I guess he's just paid them off?
PewDiePie went back on that.
I can't figure it out.
There's some other things going on here.
This is a deep story, and one of the theories was that it was blackmail.
So you're only saying one theory.
Another thing, someone contacted the ADL, and they said... Or extorting, yeah.
What?
Sorry.
Go ahead.
Or they're extorting him, pretty much, is what you're saying.
Yeah, that's only one theory, though.
And it's a good theory, but it's only a theory.
They've also spoken to the ADL, and no one at the ADL claims to have received any money.
So it could be... Oh, so he's just saying that he did, yeah.
So that could be that.
And, uh, I don't... PewDiePie, nothing is as it seems.
So here's the latest headline Ryan's pulling up.
What does it say?
He said he retracts his donation because he didn't do enough research on them.
Uh, he wanted to pick a cherry that his personal passion... Oh, wow, I didn't even hear that.
Okay.
Yeah.
Hey, thanks for the call.
Should we...
Get into this article a little more?
Yeah, yeah, just for a second.
I just picked up the- showed the screen.
Aren't we- isn't the card done?
Almost.
We got 17 minutes.
Oh, good.
So...
Yeah, they previously spoke out about him, and he had learned a lot of things about the group, and he said he wanted to pick a charity he's passionate about, didn't feel genuine to make the donation to ADL, so he just retracted that today.
Okay, so I think we know what's going on here, guys.
He's playing dumb, and he wanted to draw attention to how corrupt they are, and that they are a hate group.
So, he calls them a Jewish hate group?
They are a hate group who deserves no money, no credibility, so this is a great way to advertise the ineptitude in the immoral background of the ADL.
Once again, PewDiePie hits it out of the park with his 4D chess and gives a giant commercial for everyone who hates the ADL, which includes me.
Of course the courts in New York I guess don't tune in to media and are convinced the ADL is still a reliable source and that's why they use them to throw Proud Boys in jail for nine years for defending themselves because some clown at the ADL said they were a hate group.
So I think the reason he wanted to separate himself from the alt-right is because the mass shooter in Christchurch in New Zealand told viewers on the live stream to subscribe to PewDiePie moments before he killed those folks, so he felt bad.
Oh, that makes me think, that brings me back then, away from FortyChess and thinks it was him trying to lose that reputation.
Yeah, I don't think there was anything sinister behind PewDiePie doing that.
Sinister's not the word.
Or Cucky, frankly.
No, Cucky is the word because he was trying to absolve himself of the shooting.
I was hoping it was a trick to advertise how much the ADL sucks, but it looks like he's just trying to cover his tracks and then everyone freaked out and went, dude, the ADL is as shitty as the SPLC.
And he went, okay, I'm dropping it.
But then why would you announce a giant check before the ADL had received it?
That sounds like 40 chests, right?
That sounds like what?
The 4D chess theory.
Right.
Yeah.
I thought you said forging checks and I was just gonna be like, you keep getting worse by the minute.
Forging checks.
Hey, Chris, you're on the line.
Hey, Gav.
I just, I want you to do me a favor tonight.
Go on your HBO Go and watch the show Euphoria with Zendaya.
She's like the main character.
It is the biggest piece of millennial garbage you have You will ever see in your entire life.
It is absolute garbage.
The audio is terrible in the show.
Drake produced it, of course.
Who produces it?
Drake.
Drake.
It's all about trans A's and white athlete bullying people.
It is terrible.
You have to watch it because I just want to see your reaction.
Okay.
We promise you we will watch it and we'll discuss it on Monday.
Yeah, I just want to throw a little suggestion, too.
Okay.
If that's cool.
When you're doing the call-ins, we should get a notification for it on the app.
Yeah, good idea.
Okay, thanks for that.
We will check out Euphoria.
Do you want to look at the trailer there for a second?
I just closed out, but I was playing it.
No one's trans!
Why are we talking about trans all the time?
People who genuinely think they're a different gender and are not just playing a stupid game, there's probably more albino black belts in America than there are genuine gender dysphoria cases.
Or black albino belts.
Keith?
Keith, go ahead.
We're running out of time.
Hey, what's up, Gavin?
Yo.
Alright.
Uh, two things.
One, Miles McInnes, my boy, he needs to come back.
However, not in video format.
Those are done for you.
You're done.
He needs to, I think he needs to make his appearance in rallies or protests, kind of like how Fleckus does.
Now, I understand that might be difficult, but if you bring him back, I think that's avenue you should go down.
My two cents, it is what it is.
Okay.
Uh, but more importantly, uh, the question, the more important, the question I had was, um, surrounding race and, Uh, sometimes I think, well, definitely all the time, the media falls prey to it.
Sometimes I think you do, but it's not intentional.
Actually, no, I just want to bring it up is that when you think of like a black guy, you have a black guy in your head.
You think of a Chinese guy, you have a Chinese guy in your head, kind of like that Louis CK bit where he says, don't think of pink elephants, don't think of pink elephants.
But when, when somebody, anybody on the media says that guy is a racist, It's all of a sudden assumed that it's a white guy.
It's synonymous with a white guy.
Well it always is!
Yeah.
Okay.
Thanks for calling dude.
It always is a white guy.
I've never seen a black person called racist on TV.
Maybe Tucker might say it about something, but even when, when anyone calls like La Raza, which is Spanish for the, the, for the Mexican race, the brown race, that's what La Raza means.
It doesn't mean all races.
Whenever anyone says that, and it's called racist, it's meant to be a sort of like, I'm thinking outside the box.
So if you call a black person racist or a brown person racist or Chinese person racist, It's usually meant to have a sort of a context of, what do you think of that?
It's meant to sound counterintuitive.
So the person hearing it goes, you know what?
I kind of see the point.
No one ever hears a black person called racist and goes, yeah, I totally know what you mean.
That guy's fucking out of hand.
Never.
It's always, which means it's not about racism.
It's about a race.
And I think being Canadian and coming from a country and an area, Quebec, where it was all about French and English, I feel like I have a fresh perspective on this.
And I'm telling you what, as an outsider moving here, even 20 years ago now, I look down at, I look down, I look at this country and go, what the fuck are you guys talking about?
I don't even think you believe what you're saying about racism, white racism.
We just had, at the beginning of the show, we had this Swedish rapper saying, you're not racist if you're not white and kill white people.
That's how logical this shit is.
Alright, we gotta move.
Alright, we got a lot of calls.
Uh, Derek?
What's up?
Hey, I was gonna, uh, first apologize for, uh, defending Ryan the other day.
I was wrong after watching what y'all said.
Sorry about that.
But number two, um, I have a liberal girlfriend.
I'm getting through with her on Islam a little bit and wanted to see if y'all had any advice, especially you, Gavin, with a wife who was, uh, voting for Hillary, if I, uh, said that correctly.
Love you.
Bye.
Bye, thanks.
Nice, sharp, one point.
Here's what I always say to people.
Thanks for talking to me.
Stop it with those fucking buttons or I'm gonna kick that monitor across the room.
It's not mine.
Turn that, turn that screen off.
We're done with buttons.
No, turn the screen off.
Close the tab.
Close that tab.
Close that tab.
Um, just say to her one very simple stat that we discussed yesterday.
It's a Pew stat and it says 1 in 4 American males, Muslim males between the ages of 18 and 25, think suicide bombing is sometimes or often justified.
Now, Muslims are 1% of the population when 1 in 4, 25%, of American young Muslim men think suicide bombing is sometimes or often justified that's hundreds of thousands of people that's dangerous and and if she doesn't get it try to and then she goes well there was Timothy McVeigh and there was there was a guy with the bowl cut who shot up the church yes I know, there was Heather Heyer.
There's a disproportionate number of Muslims involved in terrorism.
Try to teach the left the word disproportionate.
You'll show them nine million things, and then they'll show you one thing, and all of a sudden those nine million things don't exist anymore.
No, anecdotal evidence does not eradicate a pattern, you stupid bitch.
Or more importantly, I would just say, don't talk about politics to your girlfriend.
And guys say to me, should I marry a liberal?
Why?
Why not?
You're not going to talk about politics.
Women tend to not know about politics.
I know some of my favorite political pundits, Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, Laura Loomer, had them on the show.
They're, they're great.
But generally, I'm talking about your girlfriend.
She's, she's a fuckwit.
Tom, Tom, you're on the line.
Hello.
Hey.
Hello.
Hi, Tom.
Hi there.
How are you, Gavin?
Good.
So I need to set the setting here.
You know in these modern bars where they have TVs in the background instead of paper menus so it has all the beers and wines and stuff?
Yeah.
You ever seen that before?
I guess.
So I went to a bar.
Yeah, you can picture it.
So I went to a bar with a lady on a date and the screen was moving far too fast for me to read it.
And the bartender came over to me and asked, do you need any help?
And I said, is there any way you could turn those screens down to retard level?
And it didn't go over well, and the date didn't go well.
And I was wondering if that was stepping over the line, because I thought that was a good retard joke.
Yeah, it is pretty good.
Let me guess, you're in Toronto?
He's gone already.
Was he in Toronto?
No, I don't believe he was.
That sounds very Torontonian.
That kind of shit.
You can't find it?
Yeah, that's good news for you.
Sometimes I was really obnoxious and I would just weed out the people early by saying something offensive.
I remember I got dumped in Taiwan for using the word chink on a first date, which makes kind of sense in America, but we were in China.
We were the only white people for miles.
So within that context, it was clearly satirical.
We were in their country.
Although now, when you have a Swedish black rapper talking about killing white people, I guess that context is lost.
But I think you did yourself a favor.
Unless you're really desperate for pussy, if a girl can't take a joke, like turn those down to retard level, you're just gonna have more trouble farther down the line.
I mean, my wife is a liberal, but I would have all kinds of offensive stuff when we first met, and say totally outrageous shit, and she could tell that it was just being edgy.
What do we got?
We got nine minutes, and that guy was from Pennsylvania, and also we have... Lord L.A., meet the Emperor.
Would you rather?
Okay.
Go on.
Hit it.
Hey, 9-10.
I can hear me- I can hear your phone in your pants.
Hey, Adam.
Hey, man.
Okay, here we go.
Hey, your wife and mother- wife and mother have switched bodies.
Uh, freaky Friday scenario.
But to get them back, you have to have sex with one of them.
Who do you choose?
I don't like these because it's ruining your relationship with your mother forever.
So it's like how much to kill your mother.
I wish you could use anyone but that.
So I guess I would fuck my wife in my mother's body.
Although that would ruin sex with my wife for the rest of my life.
I guess I would fuck my mother in my wife's body.
Because then I technically haven't fucked my mother, and I'll never have to see that body again.
But I'm not looking forward to this scenario.
We got Steve, 90 Day Fiance.
Steve, you're the one.
Go Steve!
Hey, what's up?
I called up the Antifa death toll video, and you gave me the nickname Circumcision Steve, so this is Circumcision Steve.
I saw you guys talking about 90 day fiancé and I'm a little confused by Gavin's position because like half the time you're always saying get married when you're 20, settle down and The other half, you're like making fun of guys who are not like having sex with some random bitch.
So I'm like, make up your mind.
90 Day Fiance should be called green card scam.
100% of those marriages are completely fucking fake.
These loser incels, they're not saving themselves for marriage.
They can't get married.
They can't get laid.
That's why they go to Guatemala and find some last ditch attempt.
to get some fucking pussy.
And the pussy recognizes that and says, okay, you can put it in, but I get citizenship.
So they get married.
And it's just seeing these naive losers, both male and female too, by the way, like that white chick who brought the Jamaican teenager home from vacation and thought they were going to live happily ever after.
Holy shit, I love that show.
All right, we got to wrap it up here.
What do we got?
We got a couple more.
Marcel from Brazil.
Hey, Marcel.
Brazil.
Hey, man, what's up?
How you doing?
Hey man, what's up?
Hey, have you guys given any thought about maybe having 4K content on the website and app?
Like higher def?
What's 4K?
Ryan should know, right?
Wait, 4K like, you know, like so you can stream it on a big old TV all Super HD like, right?
Yep, yep.
Exactly.
Does it come out really pixelated when you watch it on a big TV?
Depends on the TV caller profile, but it, you know, overall it's just better quality.
That's all.
Okay, thanks for your call, dude.
I will definitely, well, the good thing about our nerds is they watch this show.
Are we done now?
We'd have to get 4k.
We have, what, like five minutes?
No, seven minutes on the card, so we can blast through these.
Let's just power through these super fast.
Alright, power through these.
Next call.
Hey Albert, you're online.
Make it quick.
Hey, give me a second, give me a second.
Hold on.
Hey, hey, what's going on?
I was just calling to say that I really like Ryan's music, and I was wondering if we could talk about China.
China for a little bit.
Next, you like my music and China.
Jonathan calling about retard.
Hey, Gavin.
Um, just because somebody enjoys it doesn't mean it's good.
So having kids, you could probably make an argument that a down-to-earth person would enjoy sex.
Doesn't mean you should do it.
Peter Singer thinks it's okay to have sex with animals if they enjoy it.
Just because something enjoys it doesn't mean you should do it.
So drag, retard shouldn't be dragged up because it's degenerate.
Thanks.
That's a great point I guess, but I'm thinking more of like the big big picture.
I mean I've said that exact same quote to Ryan because he was talking about this girl I hated and he goes it feels good to be with her and I said heroin feels good too.
I'm just talking about their overall joy from birth to death.
I mean, I guess it would be terrible if they found out it was all a scam, but I don't think the people doing this drag syndrome see it as a scam.
Like, I don't think they go home and laugh their heads off.
So in a way, it's all about a tree falling in the woods, and I don't think it's gonna not make a sound.
I'm running out of steam here.
Next!
Nick!
Hey Gavin, I'm coming up to New York next weekend to see the band Block Party, and just found out they're originally signed by Vice.
I've heard you talk about Death From Above a bunch, you met Jesse Keeler when it came out for Election Day a few years ago, but were you involved with signing Block Party?
Any thoughts or stories about the band?
Yeah, Block Party were cool.
We signed them.
We discovered them.
We discovered the streets.
We discovered death from above.
Then Block Party started getting kind of PC.
And that black gay singer dude accused Johnny Rotten, Johnny Lydon of being a racist, which is ridiculous.
I think his grandkids are all black.
So that was annoying.
But I don't know.
Good band.
Good tunes.
Next call.
All right, Andre.
Yeah, can you guys hear me?
Yes.
Hey, so I don't think Ryan's actually that bad.
He might just be kind of overworked.
I think he's got like a kind of insane workload.
My proposition is that you guys let me come intern for you and, you know, pick up ink.
Okay, thanks for your call.
That's a great idea.
Let's not use up the call with job applications.
Next call.
Alright, this is Virgil calling about Jim Gold.
That's how it said that.
Okay, go ahead Virgil.
I'm calling about Jim Gold, your buddy.
Yeah.
Are you there?
What about him?
Kevin, would you have Jim on your show at freespeech.tv?
What is with your voice?
Are you falling?
I'm from Minnesota out on the lake here fishing so... You sound like Harold Ramis skydiving.
What's up now?
Thanks for your call.
That was great.
Thank you.
Yeah, we will get Jim Goat on.
He's awesome.
Oh, you mean get him on as a show on freespeech.tv and the network?
Yeah, that's definitely in the works.
That's a good idea.
All right.
Next.
Last talked about break.
Anonymous.
Hello?
Hey, guys.
Hey, man.
Yeah, I'm calling from London, actually, and shit's going down here about Brexit.
Prime Minister Boris Johnson prorogued Parliament, which means, you know, shut it down, and people are freaking out over here.
I think you guys should really look into it.
Yeah, we should do a Brexit special.
We should do a whole London special.
We should go to London.
I'm confused because we got a pro-Brexit Prime Minister in there and Boris Johnson, right?
It looked like he was going to make it happen.
And then the opposition starts quitting so they don't have enough votes in order to make it happen, something like that.
So now it's looking like it's just getting thrown out the window.
Why aren't there more riots in the streets in Britain?
You throw Tommy in jail twice for embarrassing pedophiles.
They democratically vote for Brexit and now they vote in a Brexit Prime Minister and the elites still say no?
Take your country back, Britain!
Three minutes, we got Los Angeles Chris Tom.
Alright, let's go.
Hello, hey Gavin.
Hey man.
Hey, well, I know that you really respect fathers, so I want to do something really good for my father.
He does copper artwork like a maniac.
And he has an Instagram called Karos Creations.
One word.
K-A-R-O-S.
Creations.
And any artwork that you want to put in your backdrop... Okay, man, that sounds great.
Thank you for calling.
We will give it to you for free.
That was a cool free ad for Karos Creations.
Well, he'll make us stuff.
Yeah.
I don't want stuff.
I like stuff.
Hey, Big Bond's Freedom.
Hey, what's up, guys?
Hey, man.
I just wanted to know what your thoughts are with Trump talking about banning all these flavored vape liquids and e-cigarettes.
Okay.
That's a bummer, but I only smoked tobacco once, so that's my two cents.
Okay, next caller.
Hey, Dan!
New subscribe-y.
How's it going, guys?
I just wanted to let you know that I'm just subscribed and I love the content.
You going to have, can you go into like any new guests or shows that you're going to like, sorry about that, go into or you can't really get into that yet?
Well, I don't like, I don't like promoting something if it's not going to happen, but we're working on Joe Biggs.
We're working on Laura Loomer.
I'm interested in Jim Goad.
I'd love to get Sargon of Akkad.
Working on all of those people, trying to set up deals.
But right now I'll focus on Soph and Milo because those are shows we definitely have.
But thank you for calling, and I'll make sure you're the first to hear about any new shows.
And it's interesting that you signed up just for one show, my show, and for the same price we keep adding and adding and adding value to your subscription.
Yes.
We got two minutes, but here, Brenda.
Go, Brenda.
Go, Brenda!
Brenda!
Well, she was talking about the same thing about the Trump moving towards that ban of flavored things.
Terminators have a purpose... Wait a minute, what's Trump doing?
He's banning what?
He's talking about banning flavored e-cigarettes.
Oh, I don't give a shit about smoking.
It drives me fucking nuts.
But I think it should be totally legal.
You should be able to smoke anywhere you want.
And it's stupid of him to ban e-cigarettes.
I don't believe... I hate vaping.
I hate his fucking vape.
He's not allowed to smoke in the studio.
But, uh...
Uh, I don't think that these, I don't trust these deaths.
Milo was saying every one of these deaths, someone is, uh, was already, uh, uh, sick with lung cancer.
Yes.
Or had bad lungs.
All right, next.
All right, we got, uh, Terminators Have a Purpose.
This is probably the last call I think we could take.
Okay.
Hit it.
Hey Gavin, I was in, uh, Key West, Florida, where the tropic is crazy, and I am a Terminator, and, I mean, I'm in New York as well.
They have a purpose.
If we weren't around, you would be overcome by rats and eaten alive in your sleep.
Okay.
I guess I was wrong.
Thank you, robot, for calling.
Someone has spent, I don't know, $7 million making a robot that kills people.
Meanwhile, you could pay a Guatemalan ex-con probably $500 to kill someone.
But for some reason, the globalists have invested in a $7 million killing machine that looks human.
We're going to fucking happen!
No, he's talking about terminating animals.
Like an exterminator.
Oh!
I thought he meant a robot.
I thought you were doing that on purpose.
No, he's an exterminator.
He should call back another time.
We should have a long... Why would terminators make rats attack you?
I thought he meant like he kills people and that's why there's so much traffic.
The traffic would be way worse.
Alright.
Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
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