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Sept. 12, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #12 - WHAT'S WITH SWEDEN?
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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.
Speeding motorcycle always changed in me.
Speeding motorcycle, don't you drive brand new?
Can you put this on YouTube?
Speeding motorcycle.
Isn't it about context?
Of my heart.
Maybe.
I'll look it up.
Many girls have taken you for a ride.
They hurt you deep inside, but you never slowed down.
No.
No.
That was Daniel Johnson, a guy who croaked a couple days ago, September 10th, two days ago.
This is September 12th.
This is the day that Coco of the Howard Stern WACPAC's brother died.
So he thinks that he was kind of a vet of 9-11 because his brother died.
He thinks it was linked to 9-11.
So he wears like a 9-11 coat and stuff to commemorate September 12th, 2001.
I came downstairs this morning and my wife was in tears listening to Daniel Johnson.
And I got to say, I don't get it.
Daniel Johnson was a great guy.
Wrote lots of great songs.
A real genius songwriter.
But he hasn't written anything in a long time.
You haven't listened to him in a while.
Why does my wife care when people like this die?
It's actually good that he died.
He was a mental patient.
And when you have a severely handicapped son, one of the biggest problems is I have to take care of this guy forever after I die.
Who's going to take care of him after I die?
These homes are about $100,000 a year.
Say he's 40 when I die.
50, 60, 70?
That's, what, $3 million?
Every 10 years, I got to pay a million bucks.
I got to have $3 million just sitting there extra.
And then if he lives one more day, I don't know, they throw him out.
What happens to him?
And there's a great documentary about Daniel Johnson called The Devil and Daniel Johnson.
And you see the father crying, actually, talking about it, because he's so worried about him.
Who is it?
We are streaming.
Now, I was trying to look up songs to show you how great Daniel Johnson is, but it's really an acquired taste.
He played on a chord organ, a little mini chord organ with those little buttons from the 80s.
And he recorded on a ghetto blaster, the thing you just saw.
So it was very lo-fi.
He was a heavily covered writer.
I'm going to piss all the Daniel Johnson song, all the Daniel Johnson fans off right now by saying he kind of reminds me of Tim Armstrong of Rancid.
In that, the guy is just a hit machine.
He just has this weird thing in his head where he can just churn out hits.
If it makes you feel better, say Kurt Cobain.
Although Kurt Cobain didn't have that many hits.
And Kurt Cobain actually led to discovering him.
Daniel Johnson worked at a McDonald's in Austin.
He's not from Austin, but he moved there as an adult and he would hand out his tapes, yip jump and stuff.
Listen to any of those tapes anywhere.
And despite having no hardware, he made beautiful songs.
Beatles level songs.
Yeah, you heard me.
Beatles level.
Now you just pissed off the Beatles fans on top of that.
Good.
I hate Beatles fans.
Yeah, me too.
The only thing I hate more than the Beatles is Beatles fans.
I've never gotten down with the Beats.
You know what would be weird?
Being a Rolling Stones fan now.
Like you just get into it?
Yeah, listening to their hot new album.
Oh, wait, that would go the same for AC DC, too.
Like, I don't know if Rolling Stones actually put anything new out.
But AC DC.
You just called the Rolling Stones Rolling Stone?
I don't think so.
What's with you today, by the way?
You're a little off.
I needed my drink.
Your what drink?
I have a drink.
What's your drink?
It's the...
Liquid Rage?
Liquid Rage by Agret Suko.
It's on Netflix.
It's like a kid's show, I think.
So it's an energy drink?
Yeah, it's an anime drink.
So you're just not caffeinated.
Is that the problem?
Yeah, I didn't make coffee today.
I didn't make it.
Well, we could probably find a moment to squeeze it in.
But yeah, play that Yola Tango cover.
Okay.
This is his music done by a band.
That's nice.
It must be hard to play the guitar.
It's not really.
Always changing me.
This is the same song we just heard.
Don't you drive recklessly.
A speeding motorcycle.
Of my heart.
Speeding motorcycle of my heart.
Beautiful.
Many girls have taken you out for a ride.
I sent you one of his first records, one of his first cassettes, actually.
And it's kind of cool because you can just, songs of pain, you can just drop the needle anywhere and you can sort of hear his talent.
My parents are in town and I was playing it this morning.
Well, KEXP was playing it while my wife cried and my dad just goes, what is the shit?
It's making him angry hearing it.
And the song was speeding motorcycle.
I'm going to put on 1757.
what do we got here you know what we're doing we're marching to hell come and join us have some fun dancing joy beneath the neon light We're the world, the wicked world.
Marching to hell.
We know what we're doing.
We're marching to hell.
Join the hell in demons.
Okay, I want the autists out there.
The beauty of Free Speech Live is we can have our research team look up two things for me.
One, there Is a song called Funeral Home by Daniel Johnson.
I heard it once with a full band, and I cannot find it anywhere.
Not on Spotify, not on YouTube.
It's a full band with Daniel Johnson.
Funeral Home, Funeral Home.
He's literally going to the funeral home right now.
Got me a coffin shiny and black.
I'm going to the funeral and I'm never coming back.
I can't find that with the full band, so please dig that up.
Secondly, he went to a mental institution a lot and he had schizophrenia and he was bipolar.
But he likes antidepressants, and I don't believe in antidepressants.
Now, here's the second thing I want you autists to look up.
There's a European guy, he's a British guy, and he wrote a book recently, not Kirsch, that was the 90s, very recent book.
I had him on my show.
I had him on the Gavin McInnes show.
And, God, I think he has a weird European name like Hans Bugelberg.
Don't look that up, Brian.
Okay.
And he wrote this book about antidepressants and how, yes, a fraction of them have been affected, but for the most part, it's a placebo.
And he shows this graph of depression going up like this recently and antidepressants being introduced about here and it not changing the chart.
And then the use of antidepressants goes up.
Now, if antidepressants work, the second they hit, you'd see this, and then as they went up, you'd see this.
And depression would be going down as the antidepressants went up.
That doesn't happen.
This happens.
I may be flipping it.
Back Alicia!
That's your new thing?
Put the soundboards?
Yeah.
Yes.
What's Back Alicia got to do with what I'm talking about?
And should your little quirky buttons derail the whole show?
Is that the point of those buttons?
No.
What has By Felicia got to do with the treatment of depression?
Because it was wrong.
It was like, it's fooie.
It's a placebo.
So it's like, bye.
Um, I was going through some Daniel Johnson stuff to prepare for the show, and I didn't choose a bunch of songs because, as you can hear, it's very lo-fi, and I don't think I'll sell him on you if I just play that.
The only thing I could sell you on would be that funeral home song, which hopefully will be dug up over the course of the next hour or so.
We'll be taking calls to, we've got a jam-packed show for you tonight.
We got Angry Foreigner is going to come on.
What are you doing?
We didn't show this.
This is the devil in me.
Yeah, we'll get to that, Wiener Roast.
I'm talking about the show.
How'd you get the nickname D-Rail Johnson?
I don't think that that's my name.
It is now.
Dang it.
Angry Foreigner is going to come on and try to explain to us what the fuck is going on with Sweden.
It is the new weirdest place in the world.
They all want to die over there, and I want to find out why.
We're going to show you a new little teaser for the new Milo Yiannopoulos show.
He's on Fridays now, every Fortnite, which means this Friday.
What else do we got here?
Because I want to put this show for free up on YouTube, we're going to, well, I guess we'll have to edit some parts out.
We're going to show a few highlights because people who don't subscribe to free speech.tv will not know about our interview with Laura Loomer this week or our Hangout Sesh with Michelle Malkin.
And we just picked a random highlight of Ryan and I riffing about shit.
So we'll show that.
But yeah, before we leave Daniel Johnson to his grave, don't cry.
You still have all his songs.
It's good that he's dead, I'm afraid, because his dad's going to die soon if his dad isn't already dead.
And the guy can't take care of himself.
He's severely mentally disabled.
And if you want to hear more about it, you've got to check out The Devil and Daniel Johnson.
Do you want to play some of that?
I met him once.
He really queued it up at a great spot.
Let's watch some reviews of the documentary.
My name is Daniel Johnson.
This is the name of my tape.
That's hi, how are you?
And I was having a second.
That's the shirt Kurt Cobain wore.
He's a skinny little kid, fairly demented, and he said, I just want to give you my tape.
And I put it on the tape layer, and it just blew my mind.
Daniel Johnson drew these pictures.
He's great at drawing, too.
He was thin as a rail, losing weight.
Was completely delusional.
He was hospitalized almost immediately.
He was obsessed with the devil and Satan.
He became so obsessed that it was all he could talk about.
This is Daniel Johnston speaking from a mental hospital.
They tell me I'm crazy here.
Out come the demons.
Fuck those pills.
See if you can find that clip where he's talking to himself.
Someone played him an old tape of Daniel Johnson when he was, you know, 17.
And then at the age of 58, this is shortly before he died.
No, this was 2015.
So he would be 55 listening to himself answering questions.
Yeah, no, I had the same feeling.
None of it's a happy thing, though, man.
I've got this pain in my brain.
It won't go away, you know?
Yeah, I know.
You had to try some antidepressants.
That's what I got.
And I do a lot better these days than I used to.
It's all about her, though, man.
I got this pain in my brain.
Yeah.
You know?
It's going to crush me to death.
Yeah.
You know?
Just pop.
You know why you see bums always scavengering the garbage looking for cigarette butts?
Yeah.
Nicotine is a great self-medication tool for schizophrenia.
It really keeps the voices at bay.
That's why you always see schizophrenics chain-smoking cigarettes.
I learned from a bartender.
It cheers me up.
I get depressed too.
I know it's me.
I love you, Danny.
I don't know, Dan.
I don't know if I can talk myself out of this one, you know?
Oh, no, no.
Rider, you are a writer, but you better write fast because your paper's on fire.
See, that's a perfect example of his genius.
Rider, you're a writer, but you better write fast because the paper's on fire.
Even the cadence of that is amazing.
So, yeah, when I heard he died, I just thought of his dad and I thought, what a relief that must be for that man.
But my dad is in town, and it's a relief that he's leaving today.
Holy shit!
Can those people get on your nerves?
They don't understand anything.
At one point, we're watching the Mets game, and he's just going about every minute and a half.
And I go, what the fuck are you doing?
And he goes, I'm sorry.
And I go, you just keep going, mmm, what are you getting a blowjob or something?
I can't see.
And he goes, I'm just relaxing.
And I go, who moans while they're relaxing?
And he goes, you're very easily annoyed.
Meanwhile, his breath is so bad.
I was carrying around a thing of mouthwash and a thing of gum everywhere I went.
And I left him at my local bar yesterday because he wanted to stay.
I just said to everyone there, hey, if you can handle his breath for more than 10 minutes, we have an award ceremony going out.
There's a trophy for who can tolerate the fucking Chernobyl that leaks from his mouthpiece.
Or here's another reason why.
I think it's important your parents visit and you hang out with them just until you stop getting annoyed by them.
It's sort of like working out.
You should box and box until you don't hate skipping rope anymore.
You have to get through the hump.
And we definitely got through the hump.
I learned to love their idiosyncrasies.
But last night, I sent my dad, we were watching Game of Thrones.
My wife's really into it.
I don't watch it, but whatever.
It was better than having to talk.
And so we're sitting in the basement watching the show.
And I send her a picture of my dad.
And I say, when the people watching Game of Thrones are more Game of Thrones than Game of Thrones.
And maybe you could just show the picture.
So that's our basement.
Those little dots are these little Velco tabs I made for the remotes that you're supposed to put them all on, which no one ever does.
But look at his outfit.
So he drank all day, and that means you pass out, right?
But then you wake up at, you know, 10 o'clock, ready to take on the world.
But you're in your underwear.
So he comes down and then he thinks, oh, I might scare people because his body is an old man's body.
And I heard one of his friends describe it.
They were on some golfing trip.
And he got up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and he's nude and some people are still up.
And one of his friends goes, hey, look, there's a wine bag.
And then someone else goes, oh, the spout's still on it.
Because the skin hangs off you like a shirt when you're that age.
So he's walking around the house in his underwear.
And then he goes, oh, that might offend people.
So he finds my Mets coat and just puts that on.
So we're watching Game of Thrones and something from Game of Thrones comes down wearing a Mets jacket.
And I go, what are you doing with my Mets jacket?
And he goes, oh, I have an ugly body.
Oh, okay.
Well, now everything's fine.
You've got your cod piece and your Mets coat and your bare feet and you're sitting there in the basement on my weird hipster couch looking like some sort of ghoul, some sort of Nosferatu prophet who's blind but can see more than all of us.
I introduced him to Michelle Malkin.
I go, I thought it would be important for you to meet my dad so you know what I would look like if I had AIDS.
He looks like the Queen's Hugh Hefner.
Oh, Jesus.
Anyway, I sent my wife that text, right?
And then I come upstairs and I see a phone and I go, whose phone is this?
And I see my text to her that says, and it says dad instead of Gavin or my God is what she should call me.
So I go, why my dad in your phone?
I go, these texts aren't simultaneously going to your daughter, are they?
Your daughter, our daughter.
I'm not going to say her name.
Which has happened before when my wife would give her her old phone.
And I go, because I've sent you some pretty raunchy stuff.
I hope our daughter isn't seeing this.
And she goes, no, no, don't worry about it.
It's probably, oh, I just said her name.
Going into our phone and changing your name.
And she goes, oh, okay.
Because I want to make sure that she's not getting our texts.
And then my mother shows up and she goes, what's happening?
What's happening?
I was like, it's none of your business.
What's happening?
Uber called you.
How do you get Uber called you out of why is my name dad in your phone?
And particularly, why is that a panicking thing?
Yeah, and why are you getting involved?
Say Uber did call me.
Why are you getting involved?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, we haven't even started the show yet.
You know, somebody has written in and they say, I'm glad you guys don't like the Beatles either.
This goes somewhere, by the way.
They're a children's band, Rocky Raccoon.
It's for little kids.
Helter Skelter was the only adult song they ever...
Definitely.
It's a great introduction for little children.
Hey, Jude.
Hey, Jude.
But I think they got the guy that you're looking for.
But they say, I think I've done more damage to music than any other single force in history.
Go ahead and find another one.
I guarantee you, they came after the Beatles and they were enabled by the Beatles.
You read like someone who doesn't read books.
I'm reading like I'm, like you're going to stop me at any point and tell me I'm retarded or something.
I just did.
Okay.
Yes, you did.
Yeah, you did.
He doesn't have a weird name, and now I can't remember if it was Kirsch or blah, blah, blah.
So he sends this, and I think this is the guy.
The Emperor's New Drugs, Exploding the Antidepressant Myth.
By Irving Kirsch.
Yeah, I don't think it's Kirsch.
Ah, frick.
And is Irving Kirsch British?
That's the most famous book on the subject.
This guy goes back to the 90s.
The guy I had on my show was he's much younger.
He's probably about 30.
And glad you enjoyed your white claw there, Ryan, as fruit flies buzz around my microphone.
Claw.
Hey, yeah, folks, thanks, Autistic Researchers.
But the first Google hit is not really research.
Sorry, Greg.
It's occurred to me what the first Google hit is.
You could maybe cross-reference it to see if I've ever interviewed him, you penis.
You're a penis, dude.
If you're American when you're inside the bathroom, what are you?
No, when you're outside the bathroom, what are you when you're inside the bathroom?
European.
Nice.
Wait, can we be high five like this?
That ruled.
By the way, this brought up an interesting question when I'm listening to Daniel Johnson, who's clearly mentally disturbed.
What is exploitation?
Having a black man dance around with white gloves and go, yo, I'm a stupid dummy.
That's the most clear example, right?
But what about Daniel Johnson?
He was mentally ill, deeply disturbed.
Everyone loved him, loved his music, clapped, encouraged his tangents.
I can't see how that could be exploitation.
The girl, all those little kids who would say, fuck you, Donald Trump.
I'm here forever.
I like burritos.
I'm Mexican.
Fuck you.
And the kids like ate.
That's clearly exploitation.
Greta Thurnberg.
I'll leave that open interpretation.
I don't know.
I mean, she's like 16.
Soph, people have accused Soph on our own network.
We should make a commercial, a sizzle reel for Soph.
She's made her own on BitChute, but we should make her one.
Okay.
Do you want to show the Milo one while we're at it?
I'm pretty happy with it.
Me three.
Maybe cut me right out of this and just show the whole thing.
But to be quite honest with you, fuck your feelings.
Bullshit.
Bullshit.
Fuck you.
How fucking dare you call me a white supremacist?
No, I like to think of myself as a virtuous troll.
Feminism is cancer.
Whoa!
Oh, stop it.
Very easily triggered.
I shouldn't really exist, but I do.
Unfortunately for that.
Excellent.
Well, I hope you're happy.
There was a fight in here while you were gone.
You broke my treasured item.
Ryan has two Pez on his desk, a Woody and a Buzz Lightyear, and he has them near cords.
So every time he moves around, they go flying off, fall off the desk.
I said, I'm going to smash those if that ever happens again.
And he said, no, no, no, I'll move them.
Happened again.
We had a fight.
He's quite strong.
I tried to tickle you, and it didn't work very well.
No, now I just have a pain.
I have a sharp pain where you were tickling me.
I don't know what that was.
If you were ticklish, you would have let go of the grill.
You think I'm going to go, tee?
Yes.
But I managed to rip Buzz's head off.
So I fixed the one part.
Show the folks at home.
Buzz's head is gone.
But Woody is fine.
So this is what happened.
It dropped and it fell on this corner here.
Like over here.
And me and him both look at each other.
And then he looks...
Like in a fucking movie.
And then he goes for it.
And I was like, no, it was a gift.
And this is all off-camera.
I'm like, why is this happening off camera?
This is not for the job.
Because I stamped on Buzz as hard as I could.
Maybe it's because I'm wearing chucks.
Well, he's also a fucking Space Ranger.
So he's been through, you know, he's Zorg.
He's battled Zorg.
Anyway, that's Ryan's Perpetual Childhood.
That's Milo's new show.
Shares tomorrow.
And I'm trying to get Joe Biggs and Laura Loomer, too, for the island of banned misfits toys.
But yeah, look up Drag Syndrome.
Because I like the subject of exploitation.
But don't look up Toy Story.
No one gives a shit about your fucking perpetual adolescence frozen in amber.
Grow up and fuck off.
Toy Story.
My children are too old for Toy Story.
My six-year-old isn't into Toy Story.
Well, he was.
They're missing out.
He was, but he's too old for it now.
It's called the trans.
Drag Syndrome.
It was a group of young people with Down syndrome.
And drag is big now.
The left, they have these random fads.
Like it'll be Afro-punk is their big thing.
And then it'll be trans.
And then trans people are too mentally ill.
And I think black people are too anti-gay marriage.
They're too Christian for them.
And they're not into LGBT enough.
So they dropped blacks.
That wasn't working.
And Hispanics, they like them for a bit, but they're a little too Catholic.
So yeah, they got rid of them.
So now their new thing is drag queens.
They're funny.
And so they have drag story time.
And now people with Down syndrome are getting pulled into drag.
Is that him...
Is that guy in blackface?
I feel really confident to work with different people with disability and not wanting to be drag.
My name is Daniel Weiss, and I'm the creative director of Drag Syndrome.
How does this guy sleep as well?
As long as I'm aware.
Well, I think the jury's still out on whether it's exploitation.
Well, I think if they're willing, then it's not exploitation.
I mean, of course, like, I hate drag story time, and I hate seeing an adult twerk in front of a three-year-old.
And I hate children being dragged to pride parades where there's nude men with their dicks out and kids feeling totally uncomfortable.
There's a whole montage of that.
And this doesn't smell quite right.
It smells like this new drag fad, and they're pulling in people with Down syndrome.
But here's the big picture: are they having fun?
They look like it.
They look like they're having fun.
I feel like they're being used for someone else's agenda.
But is it exploitation if they're having fun?
That's the million dollar question.
Like here's...
I know our viewers just instantly are disgusted by this and think I'm an idiot.
But I'm trying to be real Plato about this, Platonic.
How's Your News is a good example of handicapped people doing stuff that is clearly not exploitation?
How's Your News was Arthur Bradford, who used to work at a camp for handicapped kids called Camp Jabberwocky.
And he did a show called How's Your News.
I used to hang out with those guys.
I was friends with some of the special people.
Her, Susan.
Is that the one that was like a jerk to you?
No.
Yeah, we stopped being friends because she was a bitch.
You've never seen a news show like this before.
Here comes How's Hanuk.
We're going to tear this apart.
We all met at a summer camp for people with disabilities.
Now we're traveling across America to bring you the story like no one else can.
Now the truth comes out.
Have Star Magazine and I've seen your picture in it.
Well, it's in there quite a bit.
I love Pana Montana.
I watch it every day.
Thank you.
Are you sent to be at the Grammys?
Very.
Yeah, we watched today.
Those are cool blazers.
Okay, anyway.
So that's clearly not exploitation.
So if you're going to be outraged, you better have a point.
And I don't really have a great argument for why drag syndrome is different than How's Your News.
Yes, it's part of this gay agenda to normalize homosexuality.
No, I don't believe that those people with Down syndrome are gay.
But they're having a gay old time.
Maybe because, you know what?
You know what the difference I see?
It's not their idea to do this makeup thing.
How's your news wasn't their idea?
Yeah, but they're just being themselves.
There's not somebody else like putting makeup on them and making them do that.
Are they crying their eyes out when they get the makeup put on them?
You know, they're happy.
But, yeah, I don't know.
Like, have a kid with Down syndrome and get back to me before you start preaching about what someone who's sitting at home can and can't do.
My problem with political correctness, and I think the right can get a little politically correct too, is they're so worried about don't say this, don't do that, that the kid with Down syndrome is in the basement.
You know, it's this whole like don't culture.
And that's why I say at the end of every show, get in trouble.
Do get out there.
Like this whole idea of football will give you concussions and you have to wear a bicycle helmet when you ride your bike and there's creeps out there that are going to kidnap you.
All right, let's keep the kid at home safe playing video games and eating processed food where he'll die of obesity.
Now he's safe.
And political correctness puts handicapped people in the basement and says, don't offend them.
You might say the wrong thing.
So just avoid them entirely and don't get them out there.
I cannot fucking believe I'm sitting here defending drag syndrome.
But I am.
Speaking of handicapped people, we watched the Bill Burr news special, Paper Tiger.
I had a much better segue in my head that I just lost.
That was a rough.
No, political correctness.
Yeah.
Speaking of political correctness, Bill Burr's Paper Tiger is out, and it's a masterpiece.
It's a masterpiece.
But I was offended by it.
Triggered.
I was triggered.
My political correctness was offended.
I'm still hurt from us wrestling over those Pez.
I'm sorry.
You've got a whole studio here.
Well, because I wanted to put them in frame so you could see my little collections.
You have your collections.
Look, you have all these toys and cool things.
I just wanted some personality on my desk.
Well, my son has a hot glue gun.
You could have glued it to the monitors.
I guess.
Now it's too late.
He's broke.
Felt good smashing that fucking stupid toy.
Because I wasn't just smashing the toy.
I was smashing your whole infantile obsession with children's shit.
I don't like that.
It's kind of creepy.
You come across like a pedophile.
You go to Aladdin by yourself.
You know who else does that?
Pedophiles.
Well, I wasn't looking around beaten off.
I went there by myself.
Actually, I was by myself.
That's what I just said.
Yeah, so wait, what's creepy about that?
Wait a minute.
You're saying you're not a pedophile because you don't show up with a bunch of Down syndrome kids in lingerie?
What are you supposed to do?
What's a pedophile supposed to do?
You mean with his date?
Nobody was in there.
It was just me.
I went to go see like a fifth week late showing.
Kid-free.
People-free.
Frankly.
Anyway, frankly.
Do your Bill Burr.
Let's save this show.
Dude, it's called Paper Tigers, you know?
We can't see you.
Oh.
Well, it's better if you don't see me because I don't look like Bill Burr.
But dude, it's brutal.
I got nothing to say.
Oh, let me interview.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have Bill Burr on the show.
Bill, welcome to the show.
How you doing?
We're just watching.
I love your feminist stuff when you make fun of male feminists and political correctness.
That's great.
That's awesome.
Yeah, dude.
It's like, you know, these feminists are like wearing dresses.
But let's just watch a little bit of it, and I want to talk to you about some things that offended me.
No problem, dude.
Man with the kid, but I'll tell you this right now.
If I've learned anything in five years of being married, is we're always working on me.
I just think to myself, like, what could my wife complain about?
What could my wife complain about?
Just pause, pause.
Did you see the Royal Albert Hall in London?
So I'm watching the show with Ryan and my wife, and I say, I wonder what the demographics are here.
Because he seems to have an upper-class appeal because he's witty and he's incredibly good at his job.
He's one of the best, probably the top five best comedians maybe of all time.
Louis C.K., Bill Burr, Dave Chappelle, I don't know, Chris Rock.
Mitch Hedberg.
I mean, but you mean successfully or like no, I just mean like quality.
Bill Hicks.
Patrice O'Neill.
Patrice O'Neill, I guess.
You got to hear a stand-up.
All right.
So he's definitely in the top 10 of all time.
And, you know, the cultured upper class, they respect culture, so they recognize that.
But he's clearly a blue-collar dude.
But the Royal Albert Hall is expensive tickets.
But, you know, he looks, all the soccer hooligans in Britain now have completely shaved heads and dress exactly like that.
So he's their icon.
Like, every Tommy Robinson supporter looks exactly like Bill Burr.
So I'm watching him.
I wonder what the demographics are.
Guess what Ryan says?
Guess what Ho says?
He goes, I don't know, British?
British at the Royal Albert Hall in London.
All right, let's watch some more of the trailer, Bill.
I like to think I'm a good dad.
I work my ass off and make a great fucking living.
Crush all of that.
All she has on me is who I am as a person.
*Loud noise*
My daughter has yet to meet the real me.
She's seen glimpses of me, like, whoa, daddy almost snapped his phone in half.
Anyway, you get it.
It's pretty good.
But here's what offended me in it.
Here's what triggered me.
This is why I want him banned off social media.
He said Colin Kaepernick taking knee was out police brutality.
He basically big upped Colin Kaepernick.
If you have a problem with police brutality, the national anthem is not the place to do it.
What has the national anthem got to do with police brutality?
So that was retarded and annoying.
Secondly, I hate robots.
I hate robot talk.
We are not at risk of being taken over by robots.
They are not going to be walking through restaurants.
May I take your order, please?
Will you get your fucking ass out of Harrison Ford's face?
Stop it.
This is not Blade Runner.
It's never, ever going to happen.
Now, algorithms are an issue.
Yes, that's going to start fucking with people.
Social credit scores.
Like in China, we're getting that here, where we're analyzing people's behavior, their Google searches.
That will start to affect your banking.
That will start to affect whether you can buy a plane ticket to a certain place.
Just like that Black Mirror episode, where they have a rating of four and they're not allowed to live in this area.
That is a definitive, objective, attainable, reasonable threat.
That is going to happen.
But robots?
Whenever I would do Fox News, especially Red Eye, they always wanted to do a segment on robots and then they have some piece of shit going, hi, how are you?
Oh, those are going to be everywhere soon.
They only cost 300 grand.
Soon everyone's going to have a fucking piece of shit from Mickey Mouse Disney World going, it's a small world after all.
Could you watch more movies, please?
That's not life.
So he goes on a whole bit.
Sorry, my allergies are annoying me.
He goes on a whole bit about how, remember when you used to fuck a blow-up doll?
No.
Those dolls were not fornicated with by anyone.
They were for bachelor parties.
They were jokes.
No one sat there with an inflatable body that I don't even think they could take your weight and made love.
You just watched porn and masturbate.
Those didn't exist.
So then he goes, well, soon this.
Oh, yeah, let's go back to you being Bill Burr.
Oh, I forgot our whole conceit.
Yeah, can I argue my...
I know.
I want to argue.
Yeah, you argue your point is Bill Burr.
Let me finish my point.
So no one slept with those inflatable things.
And as far as sleeping with those realistic looking ones, it's called the Uncanny Valley.
It freaks everyone out to look at them.
Everyone is remotely sane.
So maybe 1% of the population, probably much less than that, could possibly lie on top of the most realistic sex doll on earth.
So the idea that everyone's going to be screwing them is so implausible, it's just not funny.
And it ruined the last third of this Bill Burst special for me.
Your special, Bill.
Well, dude, you're taking totally, you're taking not into consideration the fact that there's like creepy Japanese dudes out there, you know?
There's like nerds that are like never get like, you know, like the.
I just said 1%.
Yeah, dude, there's way more of them, though.
Like, like Japan, they're not fucking at all.
They're just like playing video games and like jerking off.
It's not.
That's true.
That doesn't mean they're going to have sex with robots.
Dude, they got tons of money.
They work super hard, you know, and they just don't get laid.
So they're going to get these sex robots.
You watch, dude.
All you got to do is like put like robot on like porn hub for like two weeks.
Never, ever, ever going to happen.
Everybody's going to be jerking off.
One in I regret saying 1%.
One in 100,000 could ever possibly have sex with a blow-up doll or any kind of sex doll.
You might have the wrong Whitney Cummings queued up.
Does it say sex robot?
Yep.
Okay, so Whitney Cummings, who's a nightmare.
Such a generic.
Oh, it's time for Rose.
Oh, man.
She made a wine joke.
She's so corny.
My vagina.
I mean, I like Sarah Silverman.
Everything about her politically drives me nuts, but she's talented and her concepts are original.
Whitney Cummings is such a derivative chick.
She's basically a bachelorette party.
Yeah, she doesn't have concepts.
She has concepts.
You know, when they go out partying and they have like an inflatable penis head?
That head is Whitney.
No, that whole thing is Whitney Cummings.
She's a bachelorette.
Anyway, she did her entire...
I'm talking to a guy that makes the robots, and he was like, you know, do you want us to make a robot with your face on it?
And I was like, ugh, yes.
I'm actually in the market furnishing.
She brings a prop.
She's carer at top.
This is prop comedy.
You are the first crowd to meet robot Whitney.
She's, I don't care at top.
This isn't funny.
Yeah, the joke is done right now.
Are we in Disneyland?
Is this Chuck E. Cheese?
Is that bear going to play a banjo?
Listen to those women screaming.
I guarantee.
Why Cummings makes me sexist.
Do you want to do a bet?
Do you think she made a quick...
Oh, wait.
I didn't notice this.
The robot has a Stephen Brody Stevens pin on it.
Huh?
Yeah.
That was a nice way for her to commemorate the suicide of her friend.
Throw a pin on a robot.
Yanks a lot.
Nice funeral.
We did way more for Daniel Johnson than she did for Stephen Brody Stevens.
He's going to put that in his credits.
Hangover one, cut out of hangover two, on a robot of Whitney Cummings.
Yes.
I would like you to say hello to this lovely audience.
Hey, Hookers.
It's got a dirty mouth.
I had to do it.
Ew.
I didn't expect this problem, but it's weirdly hard to name a robot that's going to be a little bit more fun.
Okay, shut up.
Get her out of my life.
Isn't that bad?
But Ryan, to his credit, pointed out something about this special that I thought was incredibly interesting.
She, the only, let me carefully phrase this.
So she has nothing to offer.
It's just the same derivative chick garbage.
But she does have a new piece of flair.
And I thought, all right, well, at least that's kind of interesting, but it's confusing.
Where have I seen that before?
Check it out.
Obviously, wants it with that adorable little, but I can see its butthole.
If that's not asking for it, I don't know what is.
Okay, go back.
Let's just watch it one more time.
when she says, I don't know what is.
Frustration because sometimes I will see a service dog at the airport.
'Cause I'm gonna pet that fucking dog.
I mean, it's a dog.
It obviously wants it.
With that adorable little, but I don't know if it's gonna be its butthole.
If that's not asking for it, watch, watch.
I don't know what is.
Dang.
It's Sebastian Maniscalco.
It absolutely is.
She's taking his whole Italian effusive hyperbole.
You know, this is a thing now where people, comedians are taking classes from mimes.
So he does this too.
Maniscalco works with mime people.
My father comes and could take everything in the house.
He asked me what I paid for stuff constantly.
He'll walk around the house and just pay.
How much you pay for the price?
So now I got to give him parent price.
Can't tell your parents to pull price.
They'll have a heart attack.
Why would you do that?
He is the move master.
That was a lot less Menascalcoy than I've seen him, actually.
Really?
I looked for a while for that clip.
I was hoping he got an exact one like that.
Where he's like, he's like, and then my grandmother's got the pizza sauce in the kitchen.
I don't know what he's talking about the pizza sauce.
And I'm stirring the thing.
I think I might have made that joke up.
It's like, Italians, I don't know why, but Italians are big with the hand gestures.
And so he, because he's Italian, goes, I'm going to take that thing that Italians do, and I'm going to exaggerate it.
Which is great.
That's funny.
It's like exaggerate the stereotypes of your culture.
But then when some chick is like, and then I got a sex doll, you go, what are you doing?
That's not your culture.
Jeez.
I think this is why a lot of female comedians like to shit on men.
Because they want to get rid of the competition.
All right.
Should we do a greatest hit from this week?
So the non-subscribers can see how incredibly exciting our show is.
What were you looking for?
An impression of Manascalco, my friend Mike Figgs does.
It's like really spot on.
But I can't find it.
So let's show the Laura Loomer.
Should we the Laura Loomer or the Michelle Malkin?
We'll go and.
We'll go Loomer.
Let's do Michelle.
She introduces sort of the origins, as far as her career goes, with censorship, where this new hope-not-hate-like Soros globalist anti-hate group had deemed certain words verboten.
Ring any bells?
A chapter, because you haven't read it yet, all the way through.
I can't read.
So I'm waiting for the audio.
Where I talk about something that, of course, people who are in the immigration enforcement community have been familiar with for years now.
But really the roots of this deplatforming, for me at least, I trace to 2006 and 2007.
And I had appeared in an early video that was put out by the National Council of La Lata.
Did I say that right?
La Lata.
La Lata.
La La Ta.
The race.
Fucking name.
Yes, they're allowed to get away with that.
Targeting people like me who have been forceful advocates for strict immigration control and enforcement.
So the YouTube channel was called We Can Stop the Hate, and there was a menu of code words of hate that were part of the very first dictionary of banned words, essentially.
And I was guilty because at the time I had come out with invasion in 2002.
And in the next four to five years, kept pounding away at this theme that immigration should be treated as a national security issue.
And I was fairly unapologetic about calling attention to groups like La Rasa and essentially these militant ethnic separatists who even at that time, people forget that during the Bush amnesty years of 2006 and 2007, these people were like pre-Antifa.
It's so strange too because they would have these rallies with these signs saying we're sick of being in the shadows.
You said you're right there.
That's right.
Imagine cocaine dealers going out and saying we're sick of being vilified.
We're just selling Coke, dude.
It's going to get busted.
We're so terrified that we are, you know, trampling over private property and yanking down American flags at high channels.
Chinese illegals are looking at them going, like, what are you Doing.
And so I talked about, especially having cut my teeth in newspaper journalism at the Los Angeles Daily News in the early 1990s, the ideological roots of azevlan, band word.
Band word.
Reconquista.
Oh.
I listed these words in the code.
I'm offended that those words are offensive.
Wait a minute.
It gets better.
Crime.
Crime.
Yes.
That's a band word.
Demographics.
Disease.
Of course, illegal aliens.
Yep.
Which is in legal documents.
Yes, of course.
It's in the federal code, right?
Invaders, invasion, which, of course, was the title of my book.
And yet this group going around calling itself the race was designating who was hateful and who was not.
So sound familiar, my friend?
It sure does.
All right.
And we're back.
I've got an errand here.
Some things I want to talk about yesterday's episode.
I talked about 9-11 on the audio podcast, Get Off My Lawn, which is free.
And I talked about the party the night before with Andrew W.K. and Melissa Oftermar and dropped a bunch of names and talked about getting wasted and doing karaoke.
And then I forgot why I had set that up.
So I remembered now.
If you listen to the audio podcast and you watch this show, addendum.
I was considering taking it down and reloading it, but that kills all the count numbers and that's bad for sponsors.
And this will make no sense to you if you haven't heard that podcast.
So bear with me here.
Go get a cigarette if you didn't listen to the 9-11 podcast.
That day was the end of my party years, my getting wasted for no reason years.
I was 31, and that night, it was great that it was such a huge celebration, and we were all getting wasted and singing songs.
And it was kind of like your last night before you go to prison.
I guess adulthood is prison.
But I had become an adult after 9-11, and that was kind of the end of just reckless wastedness.
And then that crazy chick I was dating that night soon after became my wife.
I got married.
I had kids.
So it was a major turning point.
And the reason I spent so much time talking about the party the night before 9-11 was I was really talking about the party years.
As is discussed in my hit book, The Death of Kool, which why do I give the Beastie Boys all the credit?
Where's The Death of Kool?
Are you reading it?
That was sort of the point of The Death of Kool.
The Death of Kool is the death of the party, and it's a rebirth into adulthood.
So that was one major part I left out.
So what you really hear when you listen to the podcast is just a guy talking about himself and how fun he had, how much fun he had one night, and how life was a party.
The end.
No, no, no.
Life was a party, then there was 9-11, then the party was over.
Now it's time to be serious.
Oh, there it is.
No, don't move it.
Don't move it.
Don't move it.
Death of Kool.
And then this one is just a silly anecdote.
On September 12th, which is today, the city was busy dealing with shit.
The Williamsburg Bridge was closed off.
And so the Williamsburg Bridge at the time, it had stairs and a bike path.
And then you would go down.
Now it's got its own little mini bridge for bikes.
And I thought, I'm just going to ride on the road part because there was pylons blocking off the road.
So I went through the pylons on my bike, and I'm riding my bike over the road part of the Williamsburg Bridge, which is three lanes.
It's really big.
And there's no traffic this way, no traffic that way.
Everything is shut down.
And right out of some sort of corny indie flick, as I get over the hump of the bridge, there's a chip bag just blowing around.
I think that's in a Harmony Corinne film, actually.
American Beauty.
But it's a shopping bag, yep.
So there's a bag of chips, just like an American Beauty, on the bridge in front of me.
And it was just so quiet and serene in a big, busy city where I assume no one went to work the next day.
And I made it over the bridge, went through the other side of the pylons.
And it was an experience I was going to say I'll never forget, but I clearly forgot to mention yesterday.
But you know what's crazy about that story?
What's why are you pulling that up?
Because to get some imagery of you on a bike.
That's a motorbike.
I meant a bicycle.
That's in Costa Rica, my little sewing machine, 50cc thing.
You know what else is really creepy?
You said that?
What?
That's what you said.
I was trying to get you back on track.
Thanks.
My wife told that story as her.
She goes, I can't believe I just did that.
I've never done that before.
But I just totally stole your story.
And I made it me on the bike.
Anyway, I've done that before.
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What is with Sweden?
What is going on with that place?
Where is it?
Is it near the top?
I never thought about Sweden before this year, but it seems like it's dominating our entire news cycle.
It's in Scandinavia, right?
It's at the top of next to Finland.
Let's have a look.
Let's have a look at this crazy shithole where white people are getting so good at self-hatred that they are trying to kill themselves.
They are suggesting they all die.
And it's become normal for white people to want to die and to die in this country.
They worship anything non-white to the point of absurdity.
And there was just a rapper coming out who is embracing this culture.
This is today, actually.
I haven't even told you about this one.
So this rapper named Conabel got online and made it clear that if any white guy or white girl is trying to talk shit about you, kill them.
Just shoot them.
I sent you this as a link, dumbass.
Why are you Googling it?
You said that just came out today.
I thought you said it.
Well, today is also the day I gave you the notes.
The rapper appears to think he has carte blanche to make violent racist threats against white people, posting a meme that says, you cannot be racist if you are not white.
After Connabel's comments were reported on by the media, he announced he would delete.
Oh, good, he's going to delete the comment.
No, no.
Delete the snitch who leaked them.
God, that took you forever.
This is, of course, from Summit.news, which is my new favorite news site, Paul Joseph Watson site.
But scroll down.
Yeah, there he is.
Now he's saying it in Sweden.
Swedish.
Brodde.
I don't like that language.
Not a fan.
So he'll be fine.
He's not deleting the comment.
He said he's deleting the snitch who leaked the video.
So he'll probably be the only non-white person that he's advocating the death of in a while.
But that's just one random story.
How about Aesop Rocky?
It goes down there, the rapper.
I worked with him before for an Alexander Wang commercial.
And he starts getting harassed by this refugee.
He tells the refugee, get the hell out of my face, dude.
Stop it, stop it.
The guy keeps pushing and pushing and pushing.
So Aesop Rocky just grabs him and throws him.
And he's instantly charged with assault.
Don't hurt our refugees, you evil American immigrant.
Refugees, by the way, trump non-Swedish blacks.
And he just does a normal throwaway kind of a move where you're not trying to hurt the dude.
You're just like, get out of here.
And it worked.
And the guy stopped bothering him.
He gets charged with assault, but he's found innocent in that if he never goes to Sweden and never gets in a violent situation again, he won't have to do his jail time.
Trump came out and defended him.
Trump said, I'm going to look into this.
And that, I believe, helped because he was found innocent.
But then a couple days ago, Aesop's lawyer gets shot in the head.
Again, Sweden has obviously got a problem with ethnomasochism, but above and beyond all that, it's just weird.
And I think another lawyer that worked for ASAP is involved in this.
It may just be a lover's quarrel.
But again, this is the same place.
We talked about this the other day where they have these Swedish professors discussing a great solution to climate change is we need less humans and we need to consume less.
So how do we kill two birds with one stone?
Let's start eating each other.
Cannibalism.
Sweden is pushing for the legalization of not cannabis, but cannibalization.
What the fuck?
I'm not sure I'm into the buttons, dude.
It's a corny shock job.
That one was bad.
Seven in the morning thing.
This one's fun.
What happened here?
No, we're not doing them.
Stop doing them.
You're not Fred.
We're not Howard Stern.
If you want to do anything, I will allow video buttons.
Okay, Even though that's kind of Jesse Waters-ish.
It's hard to do.
So, no, you're fired from those stupid buttons.
You're fired.
That one was really on point, though.
So that's the last one.
But one of the most disturbing things about this movement, I sent you this in a separate email, was the...
God damn it, you suck.
Why are you looking...
Didn't you go through the notes before we started the show?
Her.
Yeah.
So that should have been up and ready to go.
Okay, check out this bitch.
That is the head of, I don't know, fighting climate change.
Canada has one too.
It's a very sort of European thing to do.
And I consider Canada Europe most of the time.
Look at her fucking hair.
In order for a person of any race to make a beehive that intense, your hair has to go down to your ankles.
She has ankle-length dreads that she puts into a ball of yarn and makes it into an unbelievably ridiculous hat.
That, I think, is the most...
Because you don't make a, you can see her bun right there.
So that is a 30th of what she has on her head now.
Look at her face in the other picture.
Look at how smug she is.
No, the other picture, other.
She's so proud of her stupid hat.
And I must confess in 1989, I had dreads as a crusty punk kind of a dude.
And they take a lot of maintenance because your hair grows in normal.
Poor Sean King, he just keeps it super short.
But you have to keep retangling them up as they grow.
So that, what you're looking at on her head is a thousand hours of hard work.
That's probably why she's so smug.
She earned it.
So Angry Foreigner put out a video about this new obsession with annihilating ourselves and how that'll be the best for the environment.
Again, it's Jonathan Taylor's, what's his name?
Jonathan Swift's essay, A Modest Proposal from the 1700s, where as a joke he said the Irish should eat their young to cure hunger.
And here it is, the norm in Sweden.
So he just put out a video about this.
Let's watch a little bit of it.
He starts out with Greta and the climate.
It's called Greta and the Climate Compulsion.
I'm an angry foreigner here reporting live from Sweden, a country where 46% of the population experience climate anxiety and 47% suffer from something called flight shame, which is to often feel guilty about your flying.
Of course, when Sweden invents a word, it's gonna be rooted in shame and guilt.
That's just good stereotyping right there.
56% of Swedes also cut down on their meat consumption because they feel guilty about the impact it's having on the environment.
So as you can imagine, religious belief in the conspiracy theory of global warming is basically a norm here, and that kind of gives a cultural backdrop.
Gives a cultural backdrop to today's topic.
A few months ago, I made a video on Grieta Tunbarik, otherwise known as Climate Greta.
And since then, this beast, this ghastly ghoul of social awareness, has spread all the way across the Atlantic.
He's really hamming it up.
A $4 million yacht, to be more specific.
And since six of her crew are gonna fly back to Europe, this publicity stunt will hurt the environment harder if she just use a plane.
Great activism.
No wonder she likes to be able to do it.
Just stop, stop.
So we're gonna talk to him in a second, but go back to the very beginning of this video.
He made a disturbing montage of Greta that I liked.
I want you to panic.
Our house is on fire.
Hi, everyone.
Angry Four here, recording a plane.
I want you to panic.
Our house is on fire.
Hi, everyone.
No, dude, she's severely autistic.
That's creepy.
Severely, and she's suicidal.
Yeah.
This is part of the culture of Greta.
And I'm stealing this concept from Ezra Levant.
She's spreading the culture of suicide because the alt-left thinks humans dying is the best thing we can do for the environment.
Yeah.
You know what also I had brought up?
Remember that thing where I was like, dead folks become iconic, so she becomes Just to end this ridiculous, stupid, greeny argument, look up that world population site.
We should probably have that bookmarked because it comes up a lot.
AOC said she was going to have one less kid to save the world.
You having one too many kids, one two little kids, is totally and utterly mathematically irrelevant.
No, you're not just helping a little tiny bit.
If you go out onto the beach and you grab a grain of sand and you clean that grain of sand and you put it back, you haven't done your part towards cleaning the beach.
You're not helping.
Your child is a grain of sand.
You see that six, seven, eight, nine?
So you said, oh, we just cleared 100,000 right now.
You stopping having five less.
Let's do five less kids, right?
So now it's 25 and we bring it back to 20.
Now it's at 25.
Now it's at 30.
Now it's at 35.
Do you see how much you helped by not having five kids?
Zero.
Infinitesimally small is zero.
No, it's not.
Okay, you know what I'm saying?
No need to get asymptotical about it.
Do we have Angry Foreigner on the line?
Yeah, we could do something like that.
Yeah, we could do something like that.
Yo, let's talk to Sweden, yo.
Flies in the studio.
Angry Foreigner, are you there?
I am here.
Hi.
Now, you're still a foreigner.
You'll never get over that, but are you still angry?
I am more angry than ever given what they've done to my channel lately.
Oh, what happened?
Well, there's a State Department.
It's like the Department of Social Protection, MSP.
They spent 2 million in tax crowns on a report where me and Paul Joseph Watson were pointed out as a threat to Swedish democracy along with alternative media.
I made a video about this, and shortly after, There was like a almost like a censorship wave across Sweden.
Several Swedish channels got hit at once with these bullshit hate speech claims.
Some of them got their channels back, some of them didn't.
I was close.
I had to hide all my videos.
I got two strikes in under 48 hours, and if you get a third one, you're gone.
So that's what they usually do.
They tack it on so fast that you don't have a chance to appeal, and then you're gone.
So I made my videos private, and then I waited for it.
There was an outcry on social media.
They reversed the decision.
But it's kind of crazy that's what it has to take, you know, to be someone worth talking about.
Because ordinary people can't, you know, reach out to journalists every time they get something taken down like that.
So it's a very creepy process.
Well, they talk about you being a threat to democracy, but the eco-environmentalists are the threat to democracy.
In fact, you were saying on your last video, they openly challenge democracy and say the only way we can protect the environment is to begin a dictatorship.
Yeah, Sweden's biggest papers are like openly calling for a new world order, basically.
They're publishing debate articles where they argue, for example, the most famous contemporary philosopher in Sweden called for the abolishment of nation states and democracy through a kind of coup, which is pretty much what Alex Jones has been talking about for several years now, you know, with the new world.
Isn't that a pretty big threat to democracy?
When someone says, let's end democracy?
Exactly, because in addition to that, not only do you have these academics talking about this, you also have like ordinary influencers, social media basic bitches and climate activists calling, there was 87 of them signed this debate article literally calling for a prime minister to run his people over to save the climate, kind of save us from ourselves type of deal.
And it's a very creepy thing I've noticed, which is there's nothing really saying that people wouldn't choose a dictatorship willingly if it was presented as something good to them.
They think that they're choosing...
Saving the climate, saving the earth, all that stuff.
But really, they're calling for...
So it's kind of like the war on terror, only in a different shape.
It's the same kind of mechanisms driving the whole thing.
But it's more than just give up their democracy.
They're talking about giving up their lives, run over people to save the environment.
Or there was that other Swedish academic who was all over the news recently for suggesting that they start cannibalizing each other, that we start eating human flesh to save the environment.
That's Jonathan Swift's joke.
But now it's real.
Yeah, it's also very typical for a socialist country.
You know, it's typical for socialist countries through history to resort to such poverty and violence and savagery.
They just start eating each other.
So that's what equality is, I guess.
We used to say in America, we used to say, what's with Florida?
Because Florida was like our freak state.
And now people are saying, what's with Sweden?
You're the freak country of Europe.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's the daughter of a very big, famous opera singer slash social justice activist here.
So she really got a natural push with her activism, so to speak.
Well, her suicide.
Ezra Levant was bringing up the concept that I think part of her appeal in Sweden is that she's suicidal.
And there's such ethnomasochists that they like the idea of us all killing ourselves, of Swedes killing themselves.
You're like lemmings now.
Yeah, well, you know, 47% of the population have climate anxiety and flight shame.
So it's really, it's a really, it's like I'm living in a South Park episode.
You really are.
You never get used to it.
It just wears on you the more you learn.
And it's, I don't know how to describe it, really.
It's unprecedented.
Speaking of Clown World and South Park episodes, what is with that woman's fucking hair?
If you are going to make a dread.
You mean our new cult, a minister of culture?
Is that what she is?
If you're going to make a dread hat this big, it's the last article I sent you there, Ryan.
Then the dreads themselves have got to go to your ankles.
I mean, if I had dreads to here, my bun would probably be only this big.
But to make it this big, it looks like a bee eye.
She almost looks like a Presbyterian of some kind.
She looks like she's from the Star Wars bar.
She looks like she's negotiating on behalf of Uranus or some other disgusting planet.
What's her story?
You said when she was first voted in, they mentioned cultural appropriation because of her dreads?
Yeah, there was an outcry of cultural appropriation because she belongs to the Green Party.
So it kind of makes sense that their own voters would not like her, I guess.
I mean, it's a typical thing where PC culture tends to eat itself.
You can never really quite please that need for cleansiness.
Well, that goes back to cannibalism.
And she got in trouble for praising Muslim radicals, right?
Yeah, there was a minister who was disgracefully forced out of politics because it was discovered he was connected to right-wing extremists in Turkey and Islamists.
And Mehmet Kaplan, and she praised him.
And it was after this.
So she got a bunch of critique for that.
What?
Trying to play, oh, well, that was bad, but he's still a good politician.
That whole card didn't really fly well this time.
Isn't it fascinating, though, that these ethnomasochists, these suicidal Westerners, drenched in guilt, white guilt, I guess, Western guilt, they also embrace radical Islam.
Radical Islam wants them dead, wants them to replace them.
So in a sense, this embracing of radical Islam is just more of their cannibalism, self-hatred, and suicidal mentality.
Well, it's like they try to get rid of masculinity to the degree where it's inevitably going to take on a very perverse shape when they have to overcompensate what they want to get rid of.
But they can't get rid of it because it's biological, it's natural, it's supposed to be there.
But when you try and deny it, you just give it this really perverse shape.
So it's almost like they're getting off to it, you know.
It's like this unholy union between Feminists, socialists and Islamists where They have the same enemy, you know, the white Man, the West, America, etc Israel, but It's almost There Weren't they actually literally fucking them?
Weren't some of these refugee workers taking in refugees who claim to be younger and then having sex with them?
Yeah, that's the whole thing.
Like, I did two big videos on it that was planning a third because there's so much to talk about.
There's so many articles and cases.
But it's an epidemic here.
You've got these leftist dread batik hags, social workers, taking in these refugee children who are not really children, and there's just a lot of banging going on.
And it's all at the expense of Mike Tax money.
So I'm starting to kind of not like it here.
It's annoying.
You know, it's really annoying.
It is annoying.
Sweden has become annoying.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's a joke that's getting old by this point.
What about that dude, Peter Sweden?
Is he racist?
I think he's mostly confused.
Oh.
I think he's...
He disappeared.
Rightfully so.
Well, you will be the guy we constantly check in on Sweden because you are Europe's Florida and we are fascinated by how completely insane you've become.
You should be.
You should be.
All right, man.
Thanks for tuning in.
I like you more than a friend.
Likewise, take care.
*music*
He said basic bitches.
Basic bitches.
Yeah, that's gay.
My phone is blowing up with the front desk asking about guests.
We don't have any in-studio guests.
We never have any in-studio guests.
What is that about?
Oh, well, I think your parents are here.
That's probably why.
Is that the message you're getting?
That's the message that I'm getting.
Yeah.
I thought you knew that because they're there.
We're shooting a live show.
They're right there is why.
Oh, they're in the studio.
Yeah.
Jesus.
Okay.
Well, folks, we're going to have to have a little break here while I get rid of my folks.
They're visiting from Canada.
Guys, guys, what are you doing here?
Oh, we just came to say goodbye.
You said goodbye this morning.
I'm shooting a live show here.
Oh, shoot your studio.
Yeah, it is my studio.
Oh, goodness.
Look.
This is Command Central.
Oh.
Don't say that.
Well, why not?
I'm an old lady.
I need to sit down.
This is really inconvenient.
Dan, turn your camera up.
You're right in the everyone's seeing your whole face.
Let's wrap it up.
It's great seeing you guys.
Get up, please.
Just getting settled.
Oh, we're going to have him then.
Yeah, okay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Love you, mom.
Thanks for coming.
Bye, guys.
There we go.
Let's wheel it out to the room, folks.
There you go.
Just go back down the way you came.
I'm shooting the live show and goodbye.
Bye.
Bye.
They're adorable.
No, they're senile.
What happened in the picture there?
Nothing.
Oh.
Yeah, they're senile.
They're dying.
That's not cool, dude.
What's that?
Who does that?
Imagine Tucker's parents came and sat in his chair on a live show.
That'd be cool, man.
See, we get exciting things.
I hope they don't wait in the lobby.
We still got another 45 minutes minimum.
We should take calls soon.
Yeah.
What have we not discussed, though?
I got sweetening in there.
You know what?
I just sent you some emails.
Well, I'm going to read our next sponsor, MyBookie, and you pull up the New York Times and the ThinkProgress emails I just sent you.
Okay, wait, let me, I'm going to set up these calls and then...
You don't have to say, wait, I'm going to read the whole sponsor thing.
Sorry.
I'm not smart.
It's a new season.
Antonio Brown is on the Raiders.
I'm, of course, familiar with Antonio Brown.
He's a black football player that's on a team called the Raiders that has a pirate logo.
LaVon Bell is with the Jets.
The Jets, of course, I'm very familiar with.
LaVon Bell is also an African-American, and the Jets, they have rough years.
In fact, their fans say it's an acronym called Just End the Season.
Odell Beckham, a third African-American person of color, is in Cleveland, and he's been playing on the Cleveland football team.
And we hope he does well.
I hope he does just as well as he did on his previous team, if not better.
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Why are you being weird?
Do you have the company card?
What company card?
For the Skype thing.
Oh, we're out?
Yeah, Yeah.
Well, this is something maybe you should have handled before.
I didn't know.
I mean, it was going good before.
No, I mean, you test it before you start the show.
You don't know the address and everything for that card.
Do you?
No, I don't think we need all that.
Well, if you do, then.
Wasn't it fun watching two people do incredibly basic stuff?
Like a couple of fucking amateurs?
Ryan is trying to set up a Skype because we ran out of money on it.
Because I am cheap.
Yeah, you canceled it.
No, I didn't cancel it.
You didn't?
It canceled it.
There's the address if you need it for that card.
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What are you doing?
You don't got it.
Well, I'm doing this part first.
This part comes first.
It's not asking me for the address.
So to turn my head away from the part it's asking me to do for the part that it's not asking me to do would be insane.
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What are you showing there?
Oops.
What was the soundboard?
You know what?
I want you to start taking Adderall and getting addicted to it.
I don't have Adderall currently.
I know.
I want you to get on Adderall.
I remember meeting a lawyer at Fox News who said she doesn't hire kids who aren't on Adderall.
And I thought, that's making your employees become speed addicts.
New rule, you must be a speed addict to work here.
Your normal IQ, you as a normal, healthy person, ain't working.
The word healthy is being tossed.
We need that you Bradley Cooper movie.
What's that?
Adderall documentary he did?
Limitless.
We need limitless, Ryan, to get up to zero.
I'm sick of negative 100 here.
You know how mybookie.com gives you a $1,000 bonus?
Well, that would get me with your IQ down to like a normal level.
So in order, we're killing the soundboard.
That was cute, though.
Can't believe my parents stopped here on the way to the airport.
They're super nice.
We should take some calls.
We've got calls.
But we still have some other stuff I want to show about the weekend review.
Yes, yes.
Like Laura Loomer is running for Congress in Florida, and she's actually doing pretty well.
She's winning for Congress.
So we had an interview with her.
I was stunned at my own stupidity when I was talking to her.
I didn't know that when you run for Congress, the same time Trump is running for president.
So this isn't in the clip we're about to show you, but I said, so when do we know?
She goes, November 2020, you know, when everyone votes for stuff.
I didn't realize.
I thought I'm so stupid and vote so little that I thought you vote for the president and then that's the presidential election.
Then there's another Congress election.
Actually, I still think that might be the case.
You're the last person on earth anyone would ask.
Yes.
So yeah, this is a little blast from the past.
Let's have a fun little look at our interview with Laura Loomer, crossing it off my to-do list here.
And then we will start taking some calls.
Did that credit card work?
Well, people can go to my campaign website, lauraloomerforcongress.com, and I have several videos that I've already produced that outline a lot of my issues.
But of course, one of the key components of my campaign, and like I said, why I'm running for Congress, is to address the civil rights violations of Americans that are taking place at the hands of big tech fascists in Silicon Valley.
And we are losing our constitutional rights down the line from the First Amendment to the Second Amendment until eventually they're all completely eradicated by big tech.
They're coming for the First Amendment, and now through their algorithms and through their censorship, they're trying to come for the Second Amendment by using devices to spy on people in their home to determine.
I don't know if you saw this proposal that's put forth in something called HARPA.
It's a policy that they're working on to, I guess, determine whether people are mentally ill or not able to or able to own a weapon based off of data that big tech collects on you.
And nobody in Congress is addressing this issue.
People know that Republicans and conservatives really all around the world are being censored and silenced and having their civil rights violated.
But the conversation is so surface level in this country.
It's Facebook, it's Google, it's Twitter.
But it's much more severe, as you and I both know, as some of the most banned people in this country, Gavin.
The banks are shutting people down.
The payment processors are shutting people down.
We're seeing people denied service at restaurants as if we're living in the 1950s during the civil rights era, right?
People aren't able to get apartments.
There have been Trump supporters denied leases in apartment buildings because people find out what their political affiliation is.
You have people being beaten in the streets and pummeled and nearly beaten to death by Antifa because they're wearing MAGA hats.
I mean, this is a crisis in our country.
And unfortunately, our civil rights laws on book right now don't really list political affiliation as a protected Class, but I strongly believe that it should be.
It was abrupt.
It was abrupt.
You know, it's funny, when we started this network, I thought free speech is just the name, but it's not going to be talking about free speech all the time.
But it's amazing how often it comes up because it's a daily news thing.
On a daily basis, there is another restriction on our free speech, and it's getting disturbing.
Can we just show those things I sent you?
I like to rejoice sometimes in other people's failure.
Let's have some Schadenfraud at Think Progress, which is a lot of these left-wing sites, Hope Not Hate, Media Matters, the SPLC, which I am suing, and they are imploding, yet the media still refers to them as a viable source.
They're just funded by people.
And this is the Think Progress thing, dude.
TP in the subject.
And so what happens is, because they're not in the free market, they can't see the ups and downs.
Make it smaller.
They can't see the ups and downs of how things are going.
So this cunt, Judd Legum, his name means diarrhea, by the way.
Judd means various fruits and vegetables, and Legoom is a river.
So a river of fruits and vegetables coming out of your ass is this guy's fucking name.
He founded Think Progress and spent a decade.
I found it.
Oh, look, he's got a typo.
I founded Think'Progress and spent a decade of my career building it from scratch.
And I just, so there's a typo in his news site that just went under.
Building it from scratch.
And I just found out it was being shut down from this Daily Beast article.
Bye, Judd, you cunt, you little prick bitch.
It's like Air America.
They're all funded by this weird, underground, never-discussed, fucked-up little cabal of duplicitous liars.
And then one day, the billionaire just pulls the plug and plugs it into another shithole life ruiner, and they go under.
And it's really great to see.
This is what happens when you're not part of the free market.
You don't struggle at the beginning.
You're just spending some billionaire's money.
And then one day he gets bored and cuts you off.
And you go, wait a minute, that's not fair.
That's life under socialism, you cunt.
So good riddance to Judd Lagoon.
And by the way, these guys are not, they pretend they're fighting for justice.
They're just saboteurs.
They're like those gremlins on the plane in the Twilight Zone episode.
They just get in there and rip at the wires.
They don't build anything.
They don't help anyone.
They just sabotage.
And they always get the wrong guy.
They never sabotage actual evil.
They sabotage conservatives, Christians, pro-life, you know, people who care about the future.
Also, another thing we didn't talk about with September 11th was this brutal New York Times gaffe where guns don't kill people, but planes do kill people.
And yesterday we celebrated, or sorry, mourned the anniversary of 18 years after someone did something, as Ilhan Omar put it.
Aeroplanes took aim and brought down the World Trade Center.
Aeroplanes took aim.
Crazy talk.
Today families will once again gather and grieve at the site where more than 2,000 people, I think it was 33 people away from 3,000.
I believe it was 2,977.
And your takeaway when you're that close to 3,000 is over 2,000?
Why not almost 3,000?
Airplanes took aim.
So Ann Coulter had a good comment about it, and she said, challenge.
When has Fox News ever done anything as retarded as today's New York Times tweet?
Wow.
Airplanes took aim.
Who did this?
Airplanes.
I went to a memorial actually yesterday about it.
And Islam and Muslims and even globalists for that matter were mentioned this many times.
O times.
Cheerio times.
But they did mention domestic terrorists.
A war vet, some like American Legion guy gets up there and he says, we now have a new threat, domestic terrorism, and we will be equally as successful at thwarting that threat.
No.
What, Timothy McVeigh, that's the problem?
You're bringing in like Charlottesville?
You're bringing Heather Heyer into a September 11th memorial?
No.
Mention jihadists, but they didn't.
In fact, the only time they came near jihadists was to say, 18 years ago, someone full of hate came here and with their views of us as one big group who were not individuals, just one big evil group, they came and they attacked us.
They said it.
So what she was basically saying is it was bigotry that was the impetus for the Muslims to crash the planes.
Not Islam, not the Quran.
It was just bigotry.
And then the other finally most annoying thing about it is that we talk about the first responders and all the cops are there in their uniforms and they've got their flags and their white gloves and they're boiling.
It was like 82 degrees yesterday.
And we give an applause for them.
Assistant Suzanne, if it wasn't for her, she's worked so hard to set this all up.
And she points to like a bunch of lawn chairs in the grass.
And everyone, uproarious applause for Susan.
And Susan is crying.
No way.
I mean, some gave all.
Some gave some, but all gave few all.
Isn't that how it goes?
Infuriating.
Remember you said like the wording, they said an act of revenge against us, that 9-11 was an act of revenge?
Remember that?
Thus saying.
No, no, no.
They said they wanted justice, not revenge.
Meaning they want us to not wage wars all over the Middle East.
They want us to just get the couple guys responsible.
Oh, also, Michelle Malkin contacted us.
I assume she's watching the show.
And she told us the guy we were looking for.
It was Johan Hari.
Thanks, all of you at home who just sent in the first Google result that came up.
This is the guy I was talking about, Johan Hari.
Now, this goes back to the opening with Daniel Johnson.
He's not denying that antidepressants can work.
He got in a lot of trouble for this book.
But what he says is we have to look at the real causes, and antidepressants only work a fraction of the time.
So they're not the solution.
They're not a non-solution, but it's a percentage.
And I think it's like 15 to 20% of the time it's an effective solution.
But usually the solution is changing your lifestyle.
So stay away from those antidepressants, kids.
Yeah.
And don't use shampoo in your hair.
All right, should we take a call?
Yes.
Let's try to really power through these.
Let's put up the number as well as we take the calls that already exist here.
I like breaking.
Hey, T-Money.
Yep.
Yep.
Yes.
Yeah, so a couple comments.
Com World t-shirt, we got to get some colors besides white and yellow, I think.
That's a great idea.
I love it.
Well, for the free speech.tv shirt, we got camo, as you can see here, and you can see my nipples in it.
But yeah, we'll be getting other colors.
And we'll be getting the mug soon.
I'll be selling my book on the site, but we will definitely always be expanding the t-shirts.
Thank you for your input.
Next.
We got Paul talking about Gavin's dolls.
Paul?
Hey, guys.
Love the show.
Y'all are highly entertaining.
I have a quick comment about your studio setup.
Gavin, you know how I know you're gay?
How?
You have a doll collection.
You have at least 11 dolls behind your desk.
You're always talking about how superhero movies are only for little kids, but you have a doll collection.
So maybe you can get away with the Trump figure with a gnome hat, because that's funny.
But the others are children's toys, little kids' dolls.
Oh, why are y'all gay?
All right, see you, dudes.
Like you more than that.
See you, man.
Thanks.
Okay, just to be clear here.
This is V from the 80s movie V. This is Gigi Allen.
This is Tesco V the Singer of the Meatman.
That's the dude Chris Penn in Reservoir Dogs.
That's my Triumph Motorbike.
That's the dude from Anthrax.
That's the doll from The Simpsons.
That's Alfred E. Newman as Batman.
And the reason I have, and we got Tophra there from the Mets.
Sid Vicious.
Sid Vicious.
The reason I have these dolls is to sort of give the tone of the show.
If you look at sports shows where they just talk about football, baseball, I'm sure you're familiar with what sports is.
They have a myriad of helmets and dolls and action figures all over the desk.
And I was going for that aesthetic.
I'm going for a sports aesthetic because this show isn't Ben Shapiro.
This isn't the news in a very serious and somber way.
It's also just shooting shit.
And the same way they'll go off at tangents with baseball, especially Gary Keith and Ron at the Mets, where they'll start talking about blueberries and their cat.
That's what we do on this show.
We go off at stupid tangents.
That's why I have bric-a-brac.
And I would say dolls are a fraction of the bric-a-brac here.
Like the Suicidal Tendencies hat.
This sword is from Adventure Time.
The Clash box set boom box.
This is a picture of guys in Vietnam.
So I've got a bunch of fun, silly stuff.
Look at a CB radio.
This is how you talk to CB guys all over the country.
So you're wrong.
And I'm not so much making fun of Ryan for having dolls.
I'm making fun of him for liking Woody and Buzz.
Like, I don't pick up this Chris Penn thing and play with it.
He really adores Woody and feels strongly about the team getting together.
It's nostalgia, but it's not nostalgia when you go to the fucking movies, Ryan.
Anyway, next call.
Okay.
And where's the number on the screen, like you said?
Is that too hard to do?
Hey, Matt.
It's coming.
Hey, I'm wondering if you share my contempt for Anthony Jeselnick.
I actually think he's a very funny comedian, but I hate the way that he's allowed it as this edgy guy who tramples all these boundaries and says what won't be said, but he just wouldn't go near a trans joke with a 10-foot poll.
It's just all religion, abortion, kids, which are actually pretty anodyne in the leftist community.
So it kind of goes back to what you said about SNL, where it's like the pedophile jokes have become the only transgressive territory that you can touch just because everything else is off limits.
Yes, thanks for calling, Caller.
And that's a great point.
And what it does is, when you say don't make fun of Islam, don't make fun of Jews, don't make fun of trans or gays, and you only leave kids as the thing you can do, the only place you can be edgy, you end up in this strange sort of pedophile culture.
If it was like it was in the 80s with Archie Bunker and everyone was getting shit on in the same way, then nothing seems unusual and it all seems like a joke.
But now it feels like we're in this like, fuck kids mentality, which in the context of nothing else being edgy comes across as really disturbing.
So to your question, I would say, yes, I hate that edgy is only within the confines of what's allowed, which is not edgy.
But I kind of like Anthony Jeselnick.
I don't know.
Me too.
I think he's original.
And I've got this new thing with comedy where I can just smell who's a hard worker who made it there but isn't funny and who's just unbelievably hilarious and made it there also with hard work, but they have it.
Like Tom Segura seems to have it.
Bert Kreischer, I don't know if he has it.
He's a hardworking dude who deserves what he got, but he's got that shirtless Russia story that made him who he is.
And now he's just like nose to the bone, fucking grinding it out.
But is he funny?
Like Louis C.K., there's something magic in him.
It's almost like Basquiat.
Like Basquiat would just go and draw a guy with a crown and a hand and it wasn't even well drawn, but you're like, that guy's got it.
Or Picasso, and he'd just go and draw a donkey's butt with a head in one second.
You go, I don't know what it is, but he's got it.
I feel bad about shitting on Burt Kreiser.
He's a good dude.
He is a good dude.
We got Kyle talking about his wife and me following her on Instagram.
Kyle, you're on the line.
Hey, Gavin.
Hey.
Ryan recently followed my wife on Instagram.
He doesn't have an Instagram.
Should I be worried?
Is he a snake in the grass?
Should I fight him?
Do you think his lack of respect for marriage comes from the way he was raised?
Yes, he's the mother of a single child.
Let me take this one.
A single mom who abandoned him, by the way.
Happily is a snake in the grass.
He will find your wife.
If you see him, just take him out.
And if I could give you any advice, I would go, when people punch, they tend to punch like this.
If you're going to knock Ryan out, you want to get him on the button because a lot of concussions come from the bottom teeth smashing against the top teeth.
So I would go for the button right here and just like a sort of a combination of a right cross and an uppercut in the same punch, like a zabang.
You're not getting real about this.
Now listen, is her name Megan?
Yes.
Okay, so she wrote me plenty of times, just innocent things, very this.
This was about a year ago almost.
Oh, no, December.
Then she told me about my friend who was, I should check up on him because he was posting weird stuff, so I did.
And then, yeah, just some other stuff.
And then I followed her back to see something that she shared that I couldn't see on her story.
She shared her story, couldn't see it.
She has a private account.
So I followed.
And one thing I said was right on, that fella has a nice shirt.
And it was you with a Clown World t-shirt.
Thank you very much, Mike.
Drop sexual chocolate.
Next call.
Thanks for calling, Carla.
And that was spoken like a true snake in the grass.
That's how they sound.
They don't say, yeah, I'm trying to fuck your wife.
No, dude, frankly, I'm just there to look at a shirt, compliment your shirt.
Also, private story.
I was kind of zooming into her feet.
I just wanted to see the feet.
Okay.
Women and men cannot be friends.
Women and married men, I mean, married women and men definitely cannot be friends.
Sever that relationship, block Ryan now.
And dump your wife, because she's talking to me.
Yeah, this is Leo from New Jersey.
Leo, you're on.
Hey, what's up, guys?
Yo, dog.
What do you think about PewDiePie donating $50,000 to the ADL, pretty much just to pay off the mob that we're actually coming after him for a little bit, and now I guess he's just paid them off?
PewDiePie went back on that.
I can't figure it out.
There's some other things going on here.
This is a deep story.
And one of the theories was that it was blackmail.
So you're only saying one theory.
Another thing, someone contacted the ADL, and they said...
Sorry.
Go ahead.
They're extorting them, pretty much, is what you're saying.
Yeah, that's only one theory, though.
And it's a good theory, but it's only a theory.
They've also spoken to the ADL, and no one at the ADL claims to have received any money.
So that could be that.
And I don't...
So here's the latest headline Ryan's pulling up.
What does it say?
He said he retracts his donation because he didn't do enough research on them.
He wanted to pick a cherry that is performing.
I didn't even hear that.
Yeah.
Hey, thanks for the call.
Should we get into this article a little more?
Yeah, yeah, just for a second.
I just picked up the, showed the screen.
Isn't the card done?
Almost.
We got 17 minutes.
Oh, good.
So, yeah, they previously spoke out to make the donation to ADL.
So he just retracted that today.
Okay, so I think we know what's going on here, guys.
He's playing dumb, and he wanted to draw attention to how corrupt they are, and that they are a hate group.
So he calls them a Jewish hate group.
They are a hate group who deserves no money, no credibility.
So this is a great way to advertise the ineptitude, then the immoral background of the ADL.
Once again, Poodie Pie hits it out of the park with his 4D chess and gives a giant commercial for everyone who hates the ADL, which includes me.
Of course, the courts in New York, I guess, don't tune in to media and are convinced the ADL is still a reliable source, and that's why they use them to throw Proud Boys in jail for nine years for defending themselves, because some clown at the ADL said they were a hate group.
So I think the reason he wanted to separate himself from the alt-right is because the mass shooter in Christchurch in New Zealand told viewers on the live stream to subscribe to Poodie Pie moments before he killed those folks.
So he felt bad.
Oh, that makes me think, that brings me back then away from 40 chess and thinks it was him trying to lose that reputation.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't think there was anything sinister behind Poodie Pie doing that.
Sinister is not the word.
Frankly, hucky is the word because he was trying to absolve himself for the shooting.
I was hoping it was a trick to advertise how much the ADL sucks, but it looks like he's just trying to cover his tracks and then everyone freaked out and went, dude, the ADL is as shitty as the SPLC.
And he went, okay, I'm dropping it.
But then why would you announce a giant check before the ADL had received it?
That sounds like 4D chess then, right?
That sounds like what?
The 4D chess theory.
Right, right.
I thought you said forging checks, and I was just going to be like, you keep getting worse by the minute.
Forging checks.
Hey, Chris, you're on the line.
Hey, Gav.
I want you to do me a favor tonight.
Go on your HBO Go and watch the show Euphoria with Zendaya.
She's like the main character.
It is the biggest piece of millennial garbage you will ever see in your entire life.
It's absolute garbage.
The audio is terrible in the show.
Drake produced it, of course.
Who produces it?
Terrible.
Drake.
It's all about trans A's and white athletes bullying people.
It is terrible.
You have to watch it because I just want to see your reaction.
Okay.
We promise you we will watch it and we'll discuss it on Monday.
Yeah, I just want to throw a little suggestion, too.
Okay.
If that's cool.
When you're doing the call-ins, we should get a notification for it on the app.
Yeah, good idea.
Okay, thanks for that.
We will check out Euphoria.
Do you want to look at the trailer there for a second?
I just closed out.
No one's trans.
Why are we talking about trans all the time?
People who genuinely think they're a different gender and are not just playing a stupid game.
There's probably more albino black belts in America than there are genuine gender dysphoria cases or black albino belts.
Keith?
Keith, go ahead.
We're running out of time.
Hey, what's up, Gav?
Yo.
All right.
Two things.
One, Miles McInnes, my boy.
He needs to come back.
However, not in video format.
Those are done for you.
You're done.
He needs to, I think he needs to make his appearance in rallies or protests, kind of like Hal Fleckis does.
Now, I understand that might be difficult, but if you bring him back, I think that's the avenue you should go down.
My two cents, it is what it is.
Okay.
But more importantly, more importantly, the question I had was surrounding race.
And sometimes I think, well, definitely all the time, the media falls prey to it.
Sometimes I think you do, but it's not intentional.
It's accidental.
I just want to bring it up.
Is that when you think of like a black guy, you have a black guy in your head.
When you think of a Chinese guy, you have a Chinese guy in your head.
Kind of like that Louis C.K. bit where he says, don't think of pink elephants, don't think of pink elephants.
But when somebody, anybody on the media says that guy is a racist, it's all of a sudden assumed that it's a white guy.
It's synonymous with a white guy.
Well, it always is.
I've got a lot of thoughts on it.
Yeah.
Okay.
Thanks for calling, dude.
Say that again?
It always is a white guy.
I've never seen a black person called racist on TV.
Maybe Tucker might say it about something, but even when anyone calls like La Raza, which is Spanish for the Mexican race, the brown race, that's what La Raza means.
It doesn't mean all races.
Whenever anyone says that and it's called racist, it's meant to be a sort of like, I'm thinking outside the box.
So if you call a black person racist or a brown person racist or a Chinese person racist, it's usually meant to have a sort of a context of, what do you think of that?
It's meant to sound counterintuitive.
So the person hearing it goes, you know what?
I kind of see that point.
No one ever hears a black person called racist and goes, yeah, I totally know what you mean.
That guy's fucking out of hand.
Never.
It's always, which means it's not about racism.
It's about a race.
And I think being Canadian and coming from a country and an area, Quebec, where it was all about French and English, I feel like I have a fresh perspective on this.
And I'm telling you what, as an outsider moving here, even 20 years ago now, I look down at it, look down, I look at this country and go, what the fuck are you guys talking about?
I don't even think you believe what you're saying about racism, white racism.
We just had the beginning of the show, we had the Swedish rapper saying, you're not racist if you're not white and kill white people.
That's how logical this shit is.
All right, we got to move.
All right, we got a lot of calls.
Derek.
What's up?
Hey, I was going to first apologize for defending Ryan the other day.
I was wrong after watching what y'all said.
Sorry about that.
But number two, I have a liberal girlfriend.
I'm getting through with her on Islam a little bit and wanted to see if y'all had any advice, especially you, Gavin, with a wife who was voting for Hillary, if I correctly.
Love you.
Bye.
Bye.
Thanks.
Nice, sharp, one-point.
Here's what I always say to people.
Stop it with those fucking buttons, or I'm going to kick that monitor across the room.
It's not mine.
Turn that screen off.
We're done with buttons.
No, turn the screen off.
Close the tab.
Close that tab.
Close that tab.
Just say to her one very simple stat that we discussed yesterday.
It's a Pew stat, and it says, one in four American males, Muslim males between the ages of 18 and 25 think suicide bombing is sometimes or often justified.
Now, Muslims are 1% of the population.
When one in four, 25% of American young Muslim men think suicide bombing is sometimes or often justified, that's hundreds of thousands of people.
That's dangerous.
And if she doesn't get it, try to, and then she goes, well, there was Timothy McVeigh and there was the guy with the bull cut who shut up the church.
Yes, I know, there was Heather Heyer.
There's a disproportionate number of Muslims involved in terrorism.
Try to teach the left the word disproportionate.
You'll show them 9 million things and then they'll show you one thing and all of a sudden those 9 million things don't exist anymore.
No, anecdotal evidence does not eradicate a pattern, you stupid bitch.
Or more importantly, I would just say, don't talk about politics to your girlfriend.
And the guys say to me, should I marry a liberal?
Why?
Why not?
You're not going to talk about politics.
Women tend to not know about politics.
I know some of my favorite political pundits, Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, Laura Loomer, had them on the show.
They're great.
But generally, I'm talking about your girlfriend, she's a fuckwit.
Tom?
Tom, you're on the line.
Hello.
Hey.
Hello.
Hi, Tom.
Hi there.
How are you, Gavin?
Good.
So I need to set the setting here.
You know in these modern bars where they have TVs in the background instead of paper menus, so it has all the beers and wines and stuff?
Yeah.
You ever seen that before?
I guess.
So I went to a bar.
Yeah, you can picture it.
So I went to a bar with a lady on a date, and the screen was moving far too fast for me to read it.
And the bartender came over to me and asked, do you need any help?
And I said, is there any way you could turn those screens down to retard level?
And it didn't go over well, and the date didn't go well.
And I was wondering if that was stepping over the line, because I thought that was a good retard joke.
Yeah, it is pretty good.
Let me guess.
You're in Toronto?
He's gone already.
Was he in Toronto?
No, I don't believe he was.
That sounds very Torontonian.
That kind of shit.
You can't find it?
Yeah, that's good news for you.
Sometimes I was really obnoxious, and I would just weed out the people early by saying something offensive.
I remember I got dumped in Taiwan for using the word chink on a first date, which makes kind of sense in America, but we were in China.
We were the only white people for miles.
So within that context, it was clearly satirical.
We were in their country.
Although now, when you have a Swedish black rapper talking about killing white people, I guess that context is lost.
But I think you did yourself a favor.
Unless you're really desperate for pussy, if a girl can't take a joke, like turn those down to retard level, you're just going to have more trouble farther down the line.
I mean, my wife is a liberal, but I would have all kinds of offensive stuff when we first met and say totally outrageous shit.
And she could tell that it was just being edgy.
What do we got?
We got nine minutes, and that guy was from Pennsylvania.
And also we have Lord L.A. meet the emperor.
Would you rather?
Okay.
Go on.
Hit it.
Hey, 9-10.
I can hear your phone in your pants.
Hey, man.
Okay, here we go.
Hey, your wife and mother have switched bodies.
Freaky Friday scenario.
But to get them back, you have to have sex with one of them.
Who do you choose?
I don't like these because it's ruining your relationship with your mother forever.
So it's like, how much to kill your mother?
I wish you could use anyone but that.
So I guess I would fuck my wife in my mother's body, although that would ruin sex with my wife for the rest of my life.
I guess I would fuck my mother in my wife's body.
Because then I technically haven't fucked my mother, and I'll never have to see that body again.
But I'm not looking forward to this scenario.
We got Steve, 90-day fiancé.
Steve, you're one.
Go, Steve.
Hey, what's up?
Hey, I called up the Antifa Death Toll video, and you gave me the nickname Circumcision Steve.
So this is Circumcision Steve.
Oh, hey.
Yeah.
I saw you guys talking about 90-day fiancé, and I'm a little confused by Gavin's position, because half the time you're always saying, get married when you're 20, settle down, and the other half you're making fun of guys for not having sex with some random bitch.
So I'm like, make up your mind, Gavin.
90-day fiancé should be called green card scam.
100% of those marriages are completely fucking fake.
These loser incels, they're not saving themselves from marriage.
They can't get laid.
That's why they go to Guatemala and find some last-ditch attempt to get some fucking pussy.
And the pussy recognizes that and says, okay, you can put it in, but I get female too, by the way.
Like that white chick who brought the Jamaican teenager home from vacation and thought they were going to live happily ever after.
Holy shit, I love that show.
All right, we got to wrap it up here.
What are we at?
We got a couple more.
Marcel from Brazil.
Hey, Marcel.
Brazil.
Hey, man, what's up?
How you doing?
Hey, man.
What's up?
Hey, have you guys given any thought about maybe having 4K content on the website, NAP?
Like higher def?
What's 4K?
Ryan should know, right?
Wait, 4K, like, you know, like, so you can stream it on a big old TV, all super HD-like, right?
Yep, yep.
Exactly.
Does it come out really pixelated when you watch it on a big TV?
Depends on the TV color profile, but, you know, overall, it's just better quality.
That's all.
Okay.
Thanks for your call, dude.
Are we done now?
We'd have to get 4K.
We have five minutes?
No, seven minutes on the card.
So we can just power through these super fast.
All right, Power Scouts.
Hey, Albert, you're online.
Make it quick.
Man.
Hey, give me a second.
Give me a second.
Oh, okay, okay.
Hold on.
Okay.
Hold on.
He's rushing.
He's in a situation.
He's going on.
Just hurry up, dude.
I was just calling to say that I really like Ryan's music.
And I was wondering if we could talk about China.
China for a little bit.
No, thank you.
Bye.
Next.
You like my music and China.
Jonathan, calling about retard.
Hey, Kevin.
Just because somebody enjoys it doesn't mean it's good.
So having kids, you could probably make an argument that a downstream person would enjoy sex.
Doesn't mean you should do it.
Peter Seamer thinks it's okay to have sex with animals if they enjoy it.
Just because something enjoys it doesn't mean you should do it.
So drag retard shouldn't be dragged up because it's degenerate.
Thanks.
Great.
That's a great point, I guess.
But I'm thinking more of like the big, big picture.
I mean, I've said that exact same quote to Ryan because he was talking about this girl I hated and he goes, it feels good to be with her.
And I said, heroin feels good too.
I'm just talking about their overall joy from birth to death.
I mean, I guess it would be terrible if they found out it was all a scam.
But I don't think the people doing this drag syndrome see it as a scam.
Like, I don't think they go home and laugh their heads off.
So in a way, it's all about a tree falling in the woods.
And I don't think it's going to not make a sound.
I don't know what the fuck.
I'm running out of steam here.
Next, Nick.
Hey, Gavin.
I'm coming up to New York next weekend to see the band Block Party.
And just found out there originally signed by Weiss.
We've heard you talk about Death from Above a bunch.
You met Jesse Keillor when it came out for Election Day a few years ago.
But were you involved with signing Block Party?
Any thoughts or stories about the band?
Yeah, Block Party were cool.
We signed them.
We discovered them.
We discovered the streets.
We discovered Death from Above.
Then Block Party started getting kind of PC.
And that black gay singer dude accused Johnny Rotten, Johnny Lydon, of being a racist, which is ridiculous.
I think his grandkids are all black.
So that was annoying.
But I don't know.
Good band.
Good tunes.
Next call.
All right, Andre.
Yo, can you guys hear me?
Yes.
Hey, so I don't think Ryan's actually that bad.
He might just be kind of overworked.
I think he's got like a kind of insane workload.
My proposition is that you guys let me come intern for you and pick up anything.
Okay, thanks for your call.
That's a great idea.
Let's not use up the call with job applications.
Next call.
All right.
This is Virgil calling about Jim Gold.
That's how it said that.
Okay.
Go ahead, Virgil.
Yeah.
Are you there?
What about him?
Kevin.
Would you have Jim on your show at free speech.tv?
What is with your voice?
Are you following me?
I'm from Minnesota out on the lake here, fishing, so you sound like Harold Ramos skydiving.
Thanks for your call.
That was great.
Thank you.
Yeah, we will get Jim Goad on.
He's awesome.
Oh, you mean get him on as a show on free speech.tv and the network?
Yeah, that's definitely in the works.
That's a good idea.
All right.
Next.
Last talked about break.
Anonymous.
Hello?
Hey, guys.
Hey, man.
Yeah, I'm calling from London, actually, and shit's going down here about Brexit.
Prime Minister Boris Johnson prorogued parliament, which means, you know, shut it down.
And people are freaking out over here.
I think you guys should really look into it.
Yeah, we should do a Brexit special.
We should do a whole London special.
We should go to London.
I'm confused because we got a pro-Brexit Prime Minister in there and Boris Johnson, right?
It looked like he was going to make it happen.
And then the opposition starts quitting, so they don't have enough votes in order to make it happen, something like that.
So now it's looking like it's just getting thrown out the window.
Why aren't there more riots in the streets in Britain?
You throw Tommy in jail twice for embarrassing pedophiles.
They democratically vote for Brexit, and now they vote in a Brexit prime minister, and the elites still say no?
Take your country back, Britain.
Three minutes.
We got Los Angeles Chris Tom.
All right, let's go.
Hello.
Hey, Gavin.
Hey, man.
Hey, well, I know that you really respect fathers, so I wouldn't do something really good for my father.
He does copper artwork like a maniac.
And he has an Instagram called Carlos Creations, OneWord, K-A-R-O-S, Creations.
And any artwork that you want to create.
Okay, man, that sounds great.
Thank you for calling.
We will give it to you.
That was a cool free ad for Caro's Creations.
He'll make us stuff.
Yeah.
I don't want stuff.
I like stuff.
Hey, big bonds freedom.
Hey, what's up, guys?
Hey, man.
Just want to know what your thoughts are with Trump talking about banning all these flavored bait liquids and peace cigarettes.
Okay.
That's a bummer, but I only smoke tobacco once, so that's my two cents.
Okay, next caller.
Hey, Dan, new subscribee.
How's it going, guys?
I just wanted to let you know that I'm just subscribed and I love the content.
Can you go into any new guests or shows that you're going to go into?
Or you can't really get into that yet?
Well, I don't like promoting something if it's not going to happen, but we're working on Joe Biggs.
We're working on Laura Loomer.
I'm interested in Jim Goad.
I'd love to get Sargon of Akkad.
Working on all of those people, trying to set up deals.
But right now, I'll focus on Soph and Milo because those are shows we definitely have.
But thank you for calling, and I'll make sure you're the first to hear about any new shows.
And it's interesting that you signed up just for one show, my show.
And for the same price, we keep adding and adding and adding value to your subscription.
Yes.
We got two minutes, but here, Brenda.
Go, Brenda.
Go, Brenda.
Brenda.
Well, she was talking about the same thing, about Trump moving towards that ban of flavored things.
Terminators have a purpose.
Wait a minute.
What's Trump doing?
He's banning what?
He's talking about banning flavored e-cigarettes.
Oh, I don't give a shit about smoking.
It drives me fucking nuts.
But I think it should be totally legal.
You should be able to smoke anywhere you want.
And it's stupid of him to ban these cigarettes.
I hate his fucking vape.
He's not allowed to smoke in the studio.
But I don't think that these...
Milo was saying every one of these deaths, someone was already sick with lung cancer.
Yes.
Or had bad lungs.
All right, next.
All right, we got Terminators Have a Purpose.
This is probably the last call I think we could take.
Okay.
Hit it.
Hey, Gavin.
I live in Key West, Florida, where the traffic is crazy, and I am a Terminator.
And, I mean, I've been to New York as well.
They have a purpose.
If we weren't around, you would be overcome by rats and eaten alive in your sleep.
Okay, I guess I was wrong.
Thank you, robot, for calling.
Someone has spent, I don't know, $7 million making a robot that kills people.
Meanwhile, you could pay a Guatemalan ex-con probably $500 to kill someone.
But for some reason, the globalists have invested in a $7 million killing machine.
Never going to fucking happen.
No, he's talking about terminating animals.
Like an exterminator.
Oh, I thought he meant a robot.
I thought you were doing that on purpose.
No, he's an exterminator.
Well, he should call back another time.
We should have a long time.
Why would terminators make rats attack?
I thought he meant like he kills people, and that's why there's so much traffic.
The traffic would be way worse.
All right.
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