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Aug. 12, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S02E48 - IFICATION
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They might not have been able to hear that.
That was the Joyce McKinney.
Oh, you said they wouldn't be able to hear that?
What you said about your...
I entered the show with the down fly on the DL.
That's what you say when you have sex with men.
Secretly, you're on the down fly.
That was the Joyce McKinney experience.
A little play on words with the Jimi Hendrix experience.
And Joyce McKinney, I believe, was a mass murderer.
What did she do?
She was like a 1950s British porn star who killed people or something.
Look that up.
But I wanted to play that because I pooped on so many female bands yesterday.
I kind of felt bad.
And about half of my favorite bands are chicks.
Half of my favorite writers are chicks, too.
I just don't like the coddling.
And you see a lot of coddling with chick music.
What's this now?
The monoclonal Mormon case.
Can you read further, please?
Kirk Hands, missionary.
Julisa McKinney, American woman on a young Mormon ministry.
She had been abducted by McKinney and chained to a bed and raped by her.
Before the case could be tried, McKinney jumped bail and fled to the United States.
Okay, so she was an American missionary in England, and she's not queer.
But was she raping someone or she was the one kidnapped?
She kidnapped.
Ah, she kidnapped and raped a woman.
Yes.
That's rare.
Yep.
But yeah, they were a really good band, the Joyce McKinney experience.
I was into them, and they were from the late 80s.
They had some prescient lyrics, too.
For example, Clever words coming from your armchair.
Is it from the hot or is it just hot air?
What's so annoying and worrying too?
There are millions out there who are just like you.
Yeah, Twitter.
They talked about Twitter before Twitter existed.
But go back, play more of that album.
They must have had a male drummer.
That's the secret to chick bands.
get a male drummer.
You might as well say nothing for the action you take.
You might as well say nothing for the action you do.
Another band that was around in that same time was the British band, was the Shop Assistants Scottish band.
And they had a female drummer, so they had to go much slower.
But just pause.
It's possible that you might not be able to differentiate between this band and one of the bands, say that Spanish band I showed or the Dump Your Boyfriend band.
That would mean that I'm a hypocrite and I'm biased.
and that's totally possible It's like 50s music but fast.
So you know what I like about that band?
They don't do this.
Women are sort of freaked out by their range.
They obviously have a much bigger range than us.
So they go, and they just have to take advantage of it.
Ladies, just because you can do it doesn't mean you should.
It's like voting.
But the shop assistants just sang a normal voice, and they had a lot of really cool songs.
They did a cover of the Shangri-Laz Train from Kansas City.
Do you know that song?
It's so good.
Never do anything to hurt you.
The train from Kansas City is coming in too fast.
Nothing I can do to make it turn around.
Some boyfriend that has loved her forever, probably was in the war.
He's back now and he wants to marry her, but she's since gotten married.
Oh, shit.
I don't have my wedding ring on.
Whoa.
Ooh, that's embarrassing.
I have to take it off for boxing.
And I sometimes forget to put it back on.
Oh, boy.
It's lost.
No.
No, I found it.
It's in it.
One of those stupid change pockets.
All right.
Yeah, so she's just going to show him the ring.
And he'll have to.
She says to her husband, I'll be back in the time it takes to break a heart.
Play it.
Okay.
Baby, baby.
I never answered his letters because I didn't know what to say.
Just say I'm married, bitch.
All right.
So that's a little defense of chick groups.
There's a million chick groups I like, too.
Bow, wow, wow.
That story we did at the end of the show yesterday, that infuriating story, I didn't realize is ancient Chinese secret.
It's a two-year-old story, but there's updates.
So they said, look, here's what you have to do.
You have to resign, and that way you won't have been fired, and that way you can still stay with the school board.
And they were lying.
Play the video?
I gotta adjust this camera, so go full screen.
This is Jonathan, Holly, the janitor from Webbridge Middle School.
Well, I used to be there.
First off, man, I was just going to tell everyone, I thank everyone for all the support online, on Facebook, on every, all the social sites that it was on.
I thank everyone for the support.
I just want to start off by saying that a lot of people had questions.
I didn't get fired.
I was forced to resign.
Again, I did not get fired.
I was forced to resign.
And why I was forced to resign was not because of that video.
That video led up to what they was trying to do from the beginning.
And what that was trying to get me out the door for their own personal.
Anyway, this goes on and on and on.
It's really long.
But they were trying to get rid of him because he was making $20 an hour, which is $40,000 a year below the average American salary.
And they thought that's too much.
These teachers, by the way, when they get seniority, especially when they get an administrative position, they can be making up to $100K.
And they get four months off a year.
Two months are in a row.
The rest are holidays and they go home at $320,000.
So they got rid of him so they could pay someone half that.
And that was really what it was about.
And I just love that video because it shows how powerful women see blacks, how liberals see blacks, and they see them as pets who can be naughty sometimes and need to be reprimanded.
Who is your boss?
She said to him.
Is Susan Offerman your boss or whatever her last name is?
Yes, ma'am.
And because he didn't capitulate, and he said, I'm not saying I left early.
I didn't really leave early.
He left eight minutes early.
All right.
Today in Gavin News, I was some loser, ugly Ottawan from Ottawa, Ontario.
I'm very unpopular in my hometown of Ottawa.
Jane Livtvenko from Ottawa University.
You know, BuzzFeed, they used to take people who were from the local college papers and had graduated.
Now they just go to the college papers and say, can you write some articles for me?
So this little kid wrote an article about how I falsely identified the El Paso shooter.
And what happened was I was this rap video was going around saying that's the El Paso shooter.
So I made a joke and say, this Justin, rap fan, shoots up El Paso Walmart.
Is rap the devil's music?
But he wasn't the guy who shot it up.
So she decides to take that super seriously.
And this is on my, what is it called?
Telegram account, which I don't really pay attention to.
My jokes on Telegram are not national news, and they do not put people's lives in danger.
But she decided that Milo and I had put this boy's life in danger.
He was going to get killed for being the El Paso shooter.
Meanwhile, they got the El Paso shooter, right?
The video McInnis and Yiannopoulos posted had nothing to do with the El Paso shooting.
It was taken from YouTube, but it had originally been posted in 2015 by Cody Zintars.
Zintars generally makes videos commenting on music, but hasn't uploaded anything in months.
Yiannopoulos didn't comment on questions about the disinformation, instead calling the reporter a dumb cunt.
He then posted a message to Telegram that the video wasn't legit.
Neither McInnis nor Telegram responded to requests for comments.
She never asked me for a comment, of course.
I wanted to clarify that I am not the El Paso shooter and don't follow any agendas led by Milo and Gavin.
Zentaris told BuzzFeed News when notified of the video by email.
Luckily, I was on this other app.
No, luckily, it was on this other app.
I don't think they have access to platforms like Twitter and Insta, but had they posted on their Twitters, it could have been a completely different story.
Yes, people go to my social media to find out who to kill.
Also in Gavin News, Joe Rogan was talking about me on his show, and I think he's no longer got my back.
He may have strayed from the Gav camp.
Not because he disagrees with anything I said, but because he gets so much pressure from the swarm of bees that surround me.
And he even, just pause, he even seems to be following the anna-Kasparian argument that I'm desperately trying to launder my image.
So they call you a Nazi.
They call you a white supremacist.
And then you go, what?
No, I'm not.
And they go, oh, trying to launder your image, are we?
Trying to take away the toxic masculinity that you created.
No, no, you created it.
I'm just saying I'm not that.
If you called me gay and I said, I'm not gay, I wouldn't be trying to launder my gay image.
I'd just be telling you the truth.
Bernie Sanders on yesterday, and that guy is running for something.
Oh, he kind of looks like my dad.
Yeah, okay, cool.
And I briefly looked into the comments of one of the posts, and so many fucking people are so goddamn toxic.
They're just battling it out left and right and misrepresenting his position.
Someone was calling me an alt-right white supremacist, white nationalist.
Like, what in the fuck?
That's so hot.
I should make a t-shirt.
Someone said that I had someone...
Stormfront or something like that?
What is that white supremacist page?
Stormfront or something?
They said I had the founder of Stormfront on my podcast.
I'm the founder of Stormfront now.
Are you a Proud Boy?
No, I'm so proud of those guys.
I had Gavin McGiven, Gavin McGiven, who is the founder of the Proud Boys.
I had him on before, but I had him on before there was a Proud Boys.
I didn't even know what the fuck he was doing.
Yeah, but also, why can't you talk to him?
I asked him about it, and I was critical.
I was criticizing him.
I was like, you can't just claim you're going to have violence with people.
It's so fucking dumb.
And then all the Proud Boy shit that happened with violence came far after that, but people are like blaming me for having him on.
I don't even know what the fuck it is.
He's the co-founder of Vice.
And then all the Proud Boys violence happened.
Do you see what's going on here?
They start a war.
You defend yourself and they go, you're violent.
So they call me a white supremacist.
I say I'm not.
And then they go, you're desperately trying to launder your image.
Or they physically attack Proud Boys.
Proud boys defend themselves and they go, see, they're violent.
They're violent Nazis, multiracial Nazis.
It's also interesting.
Don't you want to hear the other side?
Like, don't you want to hear your opinions and everyone's thoughts?
Don't you want to try to understand and come to a common ground?
Don't you want to realize, like, I'm not religious really or anything, but it's like we are all God's children.
Like, there's something this fight against each other.
Yes, but no.
I don't know.
She's awesome.
Lederman.
Let me see her first name.
Annie Lederman.
It's kind of hot.
It's like she's not super hot.
She's very much more attractive than I am.
But when someone sounds reasonable and intelligent, it makes her so much hotter.
She just jumped a point by speaking like a normal human being.
That's considered radical these days.
No, okay.
The problem is there's a lot of these people that do go on shows and try to reinvent themselves in a disingenuous way, and they try to whitewash.
He just said reinvent themselves in a disingenuous way.
Try to wash.
He's using the same verbiage as Anna Kasparian.
If you don't accept my accusations that you're a Nazi, then you're desperately trying to wash yourself.
Well, yeah.
If you throw a milkshake on me, I'm going to wash my face.
I don't want a milkshake on my face.
What they're doing will whitewash their past.
Whitewash their past.
I mean, the idea is that you're helping them recruit.
Just pause.
Who's doing this?
Like, is Richard Spencer going on shows saying that he's actually multicultural and he takes it back?
Or David Duke, is he not an anti-Semite anymore?
This is a myth.
This is a mythical phenomenon that these guys are going on trying to launder their image.
Before he was on my podcast, though, there was no people for him to recruit to.
So people need to understand.
I don't want to.
There was nothing.
I had him on because he was this guy who was funny and he used to do a lot of interesting videos.
He fucked up when he started that group and he fucked up when he was calling for violence and telling people to choke a bitch and punch people and grab.
Yeah, so you know where he's getting that from?
From Vic Berger.
This is the news in LA.
Breaking news.
Vic Berger has made a video where he's edited all of these different things.
The guy makes fake videos, fake news for a living.
He edits in Cernovich hitting his kid and edits in a crying baby sound.
And people like Joe Rogan, who I still respect, are like, well, Gavin said Chokotrani.
I did say Chokatrani.
You may want to check the context.
You're listening to two seconds of a one-hour vidcast TV show wherein a guy at NYU was spitting in the face of MAGA supporters and then saying, I identify as a woman.
I'm trans.
You're going to hit a woman?
And in that circumstance, I was saying, yeah, choke a tranny.
If someone spits in your face, and you're in danger, you should defend yourself.
Do you honestly think I was saying, just walk down the street and start choking fucking trannies, man?
That's the takeaway.
That narrative has successfully stuck.
And now I am calling for people to just go up to some nice mentally ill gay and just go.
I think they even tried to get that in court, in the trial.
I think they did, actually.
I think they said that quote without the context.
And plus, it's a comedy show.
And I think the judge said, plus, how do we even know they saw that episode?
So it's not used as evidence, but I think it made it onto the record, onto the stenography.
Imagine that was your call to violence where just you have to parse through a comedy show and be like, oh, there it is.
Yeah.
Now I can be violent.
Yeah.
From one line.
It's effective, though, because people are lazy.
And apparently so is Joe.
And he was doing it in response to the violence that Antifa was pushing on right-wing people that would have these meetings and they would show up.
Yeah, doing like clown mirror back at them.
It's all crazier, yeah.
It was all poorly thought out.
But the idea that that makes you a white nationalist because you talk to people.
Because you talk to them, yeah.
It's so fucking stupid.
But it's like, this is the world we live in.
He's saying it's stupid that he would be called a white nationalist for having me on.
And it doesn't mention that I'm not a white nationalist.
But also, he's taking the Chokatrani thing out of context and saying how stupid people are for not doing their homework.
You do your homework, dude.
Let's see that hot chick, though.
Oh.
Google Image.
I'm into her now.
That's so not my type.
She kind of looks like a...
Eliza Schlesinger.
But she kind of looks like Scarlett Johansson's sister also.
She looks like my old producer at CR-TV, Ricky.
Oh, that's what Ricky looks like?
Yeah.
I've only corresponded via email.
So what is she, a comedian?
She stole your joke.
What do you mean?
Meaning.
Look at her little feet.
Oh.
All right, let's get serious here.
I want to talk about efficacation.
It's a very difficult if you're a voice.
Yeah, I can't believe I didn't think of that.
Wow.
And the most difficult if repeat after me, blackification, womanification, a little womanification.
And I like to compare those two effications to whitification.
That's a fucking whiteification.
Quit your fuck.
Like a fuck.
So let's walk over to the green screen room and I'll show you what I'm talking about.
Thank you.
I want to talk to you today about blackification, womanification, and whiteification.
This whole notion of taking pop culture figures and changing their race and their gender.
And it appears to me that if you were to ever make a black person white, the whole world would have a shit fit.
Yet we regularly make white characters black or male characters female.
Or in the case of James Bond, now that it's a black woman, we womanified and blackified it in one fell swoop, which is confusing because the whole ethos of James Bond is that he's a womanizing Superman.
Well, he doesn't womanize and he's not a man.
So what does that leave?
Just super.
It's just about a cool person who works for the government.
Oh, like Margaret Thatcher?
I don't want to watch that.
Sorry, that's not exciting.
That's not an action movie anymore.
So let's start with one, blackification.
now there's a lot of movies where they've blackified them, and sometimes it's so obvious that it's funny, and you'd be a douche to be mad.
Like Blackenstein, or Blackula, or Soulplane was clearly just black airplane, or Who's Your Caddy was just Caddy Shack.
But then it starts getting a little weird where it kind of hurts my feelings a bit, like The Wiz.
So The Whiz was basically Black America saying, you can play some of that.
It's basically Black America saying, yeah, we watched The Wizard of Odds.
It's a really cool movie, but I don't, I'm not, it's very white.
I don't like looking at white people.
He's the scarecrow.
It's cool seeing Michael Jackson with his real nose for a change, right?
This is what he would look like if he hadn't massacred himself.
They had to paint him brown.
He's in blackface.
Michael Jackson is in blackface.
I never noticed that.
We should be outraged.
So yeah, the vibe I get is sort of like names like Deshankwa and Maniqua.
It's like, yeah, I don't want to be part of your culture.
I want my own culture.
And as a white person in a country that's 75% white, I go, okay.
Are we that annoying?
I mean, you really hate looking at us that much?
Like, imagine you went to Japan and you go, ugh, that's a lot of these everywhere.
I want to do one of your samurai movies, but with me, because I find this thing and the, oh, it's not my cup of tea.
Yeah, but I'm happy that you're here in Japan, but can't we just get, what's the matter with Japanese people?
All right.
And another example of this where I sort of, it hurts my feelings a little bit.
Now, I obviously don't want black circuses banned.
This is my next subject, universe soul circus, where you go to the circus, there's not one white guy in that entire room.
And you go, why do you, like, I don't, I would be uncomfortable with an all-white circus.
And I'm obviously not going to say, no, black circuses are banned.
That's ridiculous.
Go, have fun, enjoy yourselves.
You look like you're having a great time.
I just don't understand why there's this need to have a circus with no white people.
Is that not a little mean?
And this is especially true with the play Hamilton.
Founding Fathers.
Fascinating.
I think they're wonderful.
It's one of my favorite parts of being in America is hearing about the Founding Fathers and seeing that the Constitution is still relevant to these people all these hundreds of years later.
But I think they literally had a casting call for this that said, no white people.
Now, I guess they already had enough white people.
But the only way that we can enjoy our history is if it's portrayed by black and Hispanic people.
That's kind of mean.
No, go back to it, though.
The thing that...
If someone's learning history, turn it up a little bit.
He's definitely rapidly early 90s.
backpack wrap.
So they're happy to enjoy our history and our culture if it's portrayed by different culture.
Now, hip-hop is obviously a part of American culture, a huge part of American culture when you look at pop music, but you didn't want white people to play Alexander Hamilton.
Why not?
Does that annoy you?
So anyway, this is part of a growing trend of blackification where they take something that they like, like the honeymooners, and they say, okay, but can you make Ralph Cramden black?
Until it gets to the point where they add so much black culture to the honeymooners that the only thing that's honeymooner about it is that Ralph Cramden always has a scheme going and he drives a bus.
Otherwise, you're just watching a black movie.
I don't understand why you had to make it the Honeymooners.
Like, why did you need, why'd you have to give them those two jobs?
That's the only thing honeymoonery about it.
You know what this is also like, Ryan, I didn't send you this in the notes, but Hidden Figures.
Hidden Figures isn't blackification.
Obviously, those women were black.
But the movie's fiction.
The reason they had black women at NASA is because they were cheap labor.
So there's a lot of bullshit, boring mathematical stuff you have to do with these programs.
And you have to go over sheets and sheets and sheets of numbers and check for typos.
They were basically checking for mathematical typos.
They were not putting a man on the moon.
And the whole thing about them having different bathrooms in it and NASA, what's his name, Dances with Wolf Guys, Kevin Costner, goes, there's no way.
You should be able to pee in this building.
They could pee in that building.
NASA didn't have separate bathrooms.
That was some antiquated thing, some pre-NASA thing.
They just stuck in the movie.
So this whole like redneck, we hate black scientists who are perfect at math.
It's just a lie.
But whatever.
You can pretend it's real.
Central Park V is another fake movie where they portray them with little sweater vests.
And they weren't wilding in Central Park.
They're just going for a nice midnight stroll through Central Park as children do.
You know, the kids today, they love strolling in the park after midnight.
But those aren't really on topic.
That is someone changing history and glorifying someone who isn't really the stalwart of innovation that they pretend to be.
I'm sort of straying from the subject when I talk about Hidden Figures and the Central Park V. I'm talking about white characters being portrayed as black people.
And is the reverse possible?
I don't think it is.
You can make a white character black and you can make a male character a woman, but you cannot do the reverse ever.
Nutty Professor, sorry, was another example.
Classic Jerry Lewis archetype.
God, Eddie Murphy's ego, making him self about 15 different characters in these movies.
It was lampooned very deftly in Tropic Thunder by Justin Thoreau.
Look at that.
I want to be the lady, too.
Now here's another one.
Oh, the karate kid.
Did you get that one?
This is weird.
So they make the karate kid black, and then they put him in China, and they make his sensei Chinese.
Isn't that kung fu?
This is like the Chinification of a Japanese archetype.
So yeah, for some reason, his black mom, dad's not around, has to work in China.
How many people have to be transferred to China from America?
Sorry, we need you in Beijing.
That's just the way it is.
Uh, no, is what I would say to that.
Fuck that.
So, uh, I guess he learns karate?
I mean, he's called the karate kid.
Do they teach karate in China?
I bet, just like I'm saying now about the Soul Circus, I bet there's Chinese people going, huh?
Couldn't learn karate?
I mean, you couldn't learn kung fu?
It's China.
It's Jackie Chan.
He's kind of a kung fu guy.
Anyway.
So the most recent controversy is the blackification of the little mermaid.
And apparently white people are outraged that you would dare make the little mermaid black.
That's not true.
You see, they want white people to be outraged because black people would get outraged if the reverse was true, if Conan O'Brien played shaft.
Oh my God, can you imagine if they got Conan O'Brien to play Shaft with the same soundtrack?
Superfly.
Yeah, Freddie is dead.
What they do, the media always does this.
This is the beauty of Twitter.
If you look up oranges are the devil's fruit, you're going to find something.
I hate babies.
You're going to find something.
I don't like that the president is involved like anything.
So with this, they found one account where someone said, not my Ariel, and they were pissed off that Ariel, the little mermaid, is black.
It was one account, one fake account, one troll, 13-year-old.
But this Robbie Suave, who I have beef with, by the way, I didn't realize that was by him, looked it up and realized that the vast majority of the Not My Ariel tweet use was people disagreeing with that concept and saying anyone can play the Little Mermaid.
White people generally don't get mad about stuff like that.
And I don't.
I don't.
Like, the honeymooners didn't piss me off.
To be clear, for the record, when I see blackification, if it's not totally insane, like black female James Bond, I just go, oh.
Like when I see the Universal Soul Circus, I go, oh.
Or Hamilton, I go, what am I, chopped liver?
Womanification pisses me off.
It's something that I actually care about.
Like, Ghostbusters 2 made me mad because I, believe it or not, I know women.
And I see how they react when a spider is in the bathtub or anything is remotely gross.
Watch a woman if she steps on a banana.
Watch how nuts she gets.
Meanwhile, they have Melissa McCarthy and Kristen Wigg sitting in Times Square as demons.
I mean, ghosts, if ghosts exist, I don't believe in God anymore.
If demons are coming up from the sewers, I am not Catholic anymore.
Christianity's been disproven.
So the apocalypse is happening.
Physics is being defied.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
And they're sitting there with laser beams just like...
Like, maybe a Green Beret would have balls that big.
Not your average dude.
I don't think me.
I think I would be screaming hysterically, bawling my eyes out.
I think I might be able to hold on to this dream, but I won't know until I try.
You'd need the bravest people in the world.
And we have these nerdy broads, these comedy chicks.
Oh, look, hidden figures all over again.
So, of course, it flopped as I predicted it would.
And the whole reason I'm doing this video is because I saw a trailer called The Kitchen.
And, you know, I'm throwing it in here as another example of womanification, right?
But this one is probably the most egregious one.
And I take it personally because I'm a huge Westies buff.
Go ahead.
Claire, you're the one I have to watch out for, aren't you?
Watch out.
Gotta see the logos.
Wait, DC Comics?
You girls are gonna be just fine.
We're gonna take care of you.
I can't even make the rep with what they gave me last night.
What are we gonna do?
We'll continue the Westies now that Jimmy Coonin is in jail and Spilane is dead.
Bunch of guys that don't even remember what family means, so we remind them.
Black?
This is black vacation, too.
There was no black people living in Hell's Kitchen in the 70s.
It was pure segregation.
Look at this.
She takes the gun out of his hand.
Look at these pussies.
The Westies.
What a bunch of wimps.
Those women showed the Westies whose boss.
Let me explain something to you.
Everyone was petrified of the Westies.
They were the scariest fucking gang New York has ever seen.
They were beyond ruthless.
You know who was scared of them?
John Gotti.
The Italian mob were petrified of them.
They didn't go by the book.
The mob would say, look, you Irish Westies, you're getting out of control.
It might be unfortunate if something was to happen to your mother.
And they go, who, my mother?
You mean her?
Like, they had no qualms about murder.
You couldn't threaten the kids.
You couldn't threaten the family.
They were psychotic.
It started in the 60s with Mickey Spilane, and he was kind of a good guy.
Like, he was one of these mobsters who would give flowers to families and stuff.
And see if you're okay and pay for things.
Like, you'd have a sit-down.
It was reasonable then.
But Spillane kidnapped Jimmy Koonin's dad and tortured him.
Jimmy Koonin was a lunatic who eventually killed Spillane.
And that started a war with the Italian mob and the Irish mob.
Beyond ruthlessness, the Italian mob couldn't deal with it.
They just said, let's just cut them loose.
Eventually, the Italian mob said, you know what we should do?
Let's just pay them for hits because they're fucking psychos.
I heard a story once, I've said it on my show a few times, where this guy was in Hell's Kitchen, whatever it is, 43rd.
It's just west of Times Square.
And he bumps a car.
Whoops.
He's from out of town, probably from the East Village, which is another city basically back then.
Everyone was so parochial.
So he lays a note, hey, I got a red shirt on.
I'm going to be in that bar there.
And sorry about bumping your car.
We'll exchange insurance.
I'll pay for it, obviously.
It's my bad.
And it was, I think it was Jimmy Koonin's car.
Jimmy Koonin was the second wave of the Westies, the ruthless one.
I think that's him there, yeah.
And he shows up and he goes, hey, red shirt.
Oh, yeah.
Did you bump my car?
And he goes, yeah.
Shoots him dead.
So what happens?
The police show up.
Jimmy leaves.
The entire bar stands there and the cops say, hey, can anyone explain what happened here?
The entire bar is just completely silent because they ruled hell's kitchen with an iron fist.
Everyone was petrified of these fucking monsters.
You just showed a bunch of pussies.
They're going, scared of Melissa McCarthy and that black chick.
What's her name again?
She was the one with the yellow neck and Tiffany Haddish.
It looked like Tiffany Haddish to me.
Yeah, they're really petrified.
This is women in the Westies, okay?
Kunin, or I can't remember who it was, Mickey Featherstone or something, was dating this girl.
Then he dumped her.
They were junkies, too.
They did heroin, which is probably why they were so fearless.
And he breaks up with her.
No one will go near her.
She's a fucking leper because if you so much as say hi to her, you're a dead man.
So she'd go to a bar and everyone would go to one side of the bar.
She would walk down the street.
Everyone would cross the street.
It drove her insane.
That's Mickey Spillane.
It drove her insane.
And she eventually was on her knees in the street going, I'm not an animal.
I'm not a monster.
You can talk to me.
Eventually, she had to move.
That's women in the Westies.
The only participation that females had in the Westies was Mickey Featherstone, the guy who killed Spillane, who started the whole thing.
He became a rat and he wore a wire, and so did his wife, Sissy Featherstone.
And that helped break up the Westies.
That's their contribution.
There's some rumor that one of the wives helped with debt collection after the Koonin was jailed and Featherstone ratted.
What?
She picked up an envelope?
Like, why are you taking the scariest gang?
And men love the Westies because they go, whoa, that was the craziest we got.
That was the most savage men ever were in the modern history, basically.
A gang would just, they'd just kill everyone.
The mob was petrified of these fucking guys.
They went, they're out of their minds.
Junky lunatics.
They invented the Westies, sorry to go on and on about this, but the Westies invented the whole concept of sawing up a body and getting rid of the parts.
And they would keep the hands so they could use them as fingerprints.
And they touched some dismembered hand onto a gun so some dead guy would get blamed.
And it would also help the case because they go, oh, he's still alive.
I found his prints on a gun.
He's just real good at hiding.
Yeah, he's good at hiding in the freezer.
You think Melissa McCarthy can handle that?
And the chick from Mad Men and Tiffany Haddish, Kevin Hart's sidekick?
No.
That movie is going to flop.
Do you have the note?
James Bond, Black Woman?
I didn't put that in the notes, but that one has got to be the craziest so far.
That's the other thing.
Like when you see the Westies, you go, the appeal of the Westies is you go, Jesus Christ, what a fucking insane, horrible, fearless, savage, cruel, heartless, maniacal, sick, pathological gang.
You don't go, but I'd love to see some chicks doing it.
No, who wants to watch that?
And similarly, James Bond, he's the womanizer.
He's the guy on the crane kicking Moonraker in the face.
You go, I don't really want a chick doing that.
And what, is she a manizer?
Is she grabbing men's butts?
Like, what's the audience here?
I think it might be nerds.
Nerds want to look at women.
They're scared of women.
They see them as all-powerful.
So they actually do think Melissa McCarthy could intimidate the Westies because they're more intimidated by women than they are mass murderers.
The James Bond thing, by the way, will also flop.
All right, which brings us to whitification.
And even questioning this, I put this under whitification, but it's a blackification subject.
Remember when Megan Kelly said Santa Claus is white?
She got in huge shit for that.
Everything she said that she gets in trouble for is so irrelevant.
She must just be a horrible bitch to work with, and they're looking for any excuse to get rid of her.
Because she got in tons of trouble for saying, remember she said blackface was kind of common when I was young.
She didn't say it was good or bad.
She said it was kind of common when I was young.
Was this her clip saying it?
Jesus and Santa were white.
She kind of laughed and I said, oh, this is so ridiculous.
Yet another person claiming it's racist to have a white Santa, you know?
And by the way, for all you kids watching at home, Santa just is white, but this person is just arguing that maybe we should also have a black Santa.
But, you know, Santa is what he is.
And just so you know, we're just debating this because someone wrote about it, kids, the first week she said.
She's so guarded when she says that.
And she still got in a mountain of shit and eventually lost her job for conceding that blackface was common in the 70s and 80s, which it was.
Joni Mitchell did it all the time.
It was even common in the sort of early 90s with Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, Billy Crystal would dress up as Sammy Davis Jr.
You know what?
I just remembered one of speaking of womanification we didn't include in this?
Thor, because I was thinking of Sanda, and it comes from German and Nordic culture.
And obviously that's going to be white.
And Thor basically has the same history of Santa.
I wouldn't be surprised if they stem from the same exact folklore.
Maybe even the same guy.
I don't know.
But now Thor is Natalie Portman.
Natalie Portman is 5'5 ⁇ .
She is this tall.
And I think I could pick her up with two hands tied behind my back.
I could pick her up by biting her blazer and just sort of like lifting it off like that.
I could pick her up the way a lion carries around Her cubs.
Look at her, how ridiculous she looks.
At least shrink the hammer.
Look at that.
Moby's girlfriend.
Again, nerds, you're ruining pop culture with your bizarre view of women as these super monsters.
They're not, they're just girls.
Go talk to them, you pussies.
Okay, so here's my favorite example, and I'll end on this one.
Victor Hugo, French guy, French novelist, he wrote The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
When did he write that?
1877 or something?
1831.
1831, sorry, 50 years off, 40 years off.
And the movies about gypsies in Paris.
Gypsies are not popular in Paris.
They still aren't.
They suck.
I hate gypsies.
I'm happy to say that's one prejudice that I've been accused of that is totally valid.
I think they beat the shit out of their gay sons.
They kidnap homeless people and make them slaves.
They have four-year-olds robbing people in the street.
Before you go defending gypsies, even the white Irish gypsies who paint your driveway with black paint and say it's tar, and take over nature preserves and put asphalt on them in trailers.
It's a horrible culture.
But anyway, I digress.
In the film, the hunchback is a deformed baby who's hidden in a church, and he becomes of age, and he's friends with gargoyles.
And he befriends this beautiful woman named Esmeralda.
Esmeralda is half white and half gypsy, which is basically white, right?
She looks like Kennedy, I think, from Fox Business News.
She's gypsy and Irish.
So basically, this is Esmeralda today.
A gypsy white woman.
I don't think she would mind if I said that.
And then there was a play up in, I think it was Utica, New York.
Is that how you pronounce that?
New York.
Utica.
Right near Pooh Keepsie.
So they cast, they were casting the hunchback of Notre Dame, and they cast a white girl who it's a, it's not, it's not New York City up there, right?
You're very happy if you can find a chick, a little 10-year-old, who can sing.
So this little girl, I think she had red hair, I'm not sure.
She was just belting out the songs, and they go, well, this is a clear winner.
The entire town went ballistic because they thought you were casting a woman of color.
Again, this is not a black woman.
This is Kennedy.
You were casting a woman of color as white.
So all of this previous black evocation, womanification, and again, the little mermaid, there was no backlash.
That was fake news.
All this black evocation womanification is fine.
But if you cast someone who they would like to be black, and by the way, if you cast Esmeralda as black, that's as ridiculous as Tiffany Haddish being a Westie.
That she was not black.
I don't think they had black people in Paris in the 1830s.
What are you talking about?
So casting her as black would be way more absurd than having a redhead play a brunette, which is basically the beef.
So this is a three-hour long video.
If we had more time, I'd love to watch it with you because it's the only thing I've seen where you can drop the needle anywhere on this record.
I've already featured it on my other show, so I'm sorry for repeating content, but it's relevant to this discussion.
You can drop the needle anywhere on this YouTube video, and it's all parents talking about how disgusted they were when they heard about this horrible thing.
This poor little girl too, this 10-year-old girl, is causing a meeting of people bitching about her.
Jesus, I hope she didn't harm herself.
And how they all talk about how woke they are and how they're learning about race.
It's just fucking pathetic.
and it sums up everything I'm talking about.
Different ways of looking at it, and in arts, I also have an art history background, everything is very subjective.
So I guess what I'm saying is that other people casting these roles could have looked at it very differently, and that doesn't necessarily mean that someone else who was seeing it differently is doing that because they're racist or because Oh my God, that's a funny place we dropped it.
This is the only woman who isn't chastising them.
Wow.
And even that's a very milquetoast thing.
Oh yeah, these kids get up and say how outraged they are.
If I was doing okay, shouldn't they?
But if I think what's really important here is that we all need to examine, as my sister would say, the circumstances of our success.
Yes, we might be talented, but there may be other talented, equally talented people who are not getting fair shots just because they're not.
They get this cuck out, this castrated boy, this eunuch, he comes out.
There's a bunch of these boys, by the way, at the beginning, and they talk about how horrible white privilege is and how we have to work together.
And then after all these little boys get up, these women get up and talk about how happy they are that these boys are woke.
Oh, let's try this guy.
Oh, you can tell on what he's like.
Inaccessibility to students.
Oh, sorry, she may have interest in talent.
Marxists all look androgynous or don't have parents able to help them with logistics.
An outcome of this is a great theater experience for a limited number of kids, many of them privileged, which should not be the goal of any public school program.
Prochi knows a problem when she sees it, and she is brave.
She knows a problem when she sees it, and she is brave.
Go somewhere else.
I want to see some more.
This is a national issue, and this is an opportunity for us to take responsibility and start making some different types of actions that are going to create the different types of results that are.
So I really just want to say that what I have heard a lot of, and I will say that I have participated in the Equity and Inclusion Leadership Committee.
For those of you that don't know, it's supposed to be a group of community members along with ICSC administrators and teachers in what way that we can.
And I also think, as well, there's probably a certain time pressure because three hours long.
See if you can find some, like, there's some mom who's kind of young.
She looks real, she's more than towards me, yeah.
Maybe, oh, that's her, is that her?
I think you just have to.
She looks like I still haven't done theater.
I love theater.
My sister does it, and she would come home crying sometimes because she would think, I'm not, I have this curly hair, like, I don't fit this part, and I'm tan, and I don't sing well enough as the white girls.
And those were thoughts that I had at her age.
And that's why I don't do theater anymore.
And if you guys, any of you saw the recent show, Pippin, my sister was a lead in it, and she did amazing.
She was so good.
And I sat there in the audience, like, wow, like, I wish that I was doing this.
And I'm not.
And I think that that's something that I hadn't thought about, but I am now thinking about.
And I'm really happy.
And I'm going to pan out so people can see that because it's incredible how much gold is in that video.
It just goes on and on.
And it's a great sort of ellitmus test on how sad, boring, and self-centered the woke community is.
ICSDBOE meeting, Board of Ed meeting, Tuesday, January.
Who's the user to help them see it?
Who uploaded it?
Yes.
ICSD.
Let's hear her.
And they all have these four-page letters they wrote that all say exactly the same thing.
...actions to review their stated concerns about the Performing Arts Program...
We encourage you to seek assistance in determining how to eliminate the racial bias.
14th Amendment.
What was the one that had women voting?
Fair, inclusive, and equitable.
15th, whatever amendment that was.
Before more students are hurt and discouraged from participating.
They're called motherhood statements for a reason.
All right, I've had enough.
I've had enough.
So as you can see from this look at blackification, womanification, and whiteification, that some effications are more acceptable than others.
She says I can hold a different view When someone's in your fear The chance of all you're getting through No, I cannot tell you what to think.
You wouldn't like it anyway.
See, that's back when punk had balls and was free speech and not about social identity politics.
I just remembered something about Joe Rogan.
So he's saying they're calling him alt-right.
I, a long time ago, said, mark my words, Joe Rogan is next.
He's going to be the next bad guy.
They came after Dave Rubin, Jordan Peterson, Joe Rogan.
If you're not alt-left, you're a Nazi.
And by the way, it was the 19th Amendment I was trying to remember.
Women voting.
I think 14th was blacks voting, wasn't it?
We're out of time, but let's just very quickly go to the mailbag, shall we?
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
Is there a hi-hat in there?
There are a couple, yeah.
Huh, very classy.
Yes.
That's a hit.
Yeah, it is.
Some songs like that, no offense, but that this is the fight of the century.
It gets a little annoying after a while.
I think it's a hit too, but yeah.
Oh, you think it's a hit too?
I wrote a hit.
You did?
Yeah.
I was in court yesterday.
A friend of mine's in trouble.
Oh.
And I'm going to write a song over the holidays at Breezy Point.
You sang this song to me.
I know.
The chorus is now.
Don of a da-dinny, but don't have a don.
No, no, no.
You think you're righteous?
I think you're wrong.
I've been doing this for way too long.
You did, did it, did get off of my lawn.
And you can't start a fight with a pettibone.
With a petti bone.
The song is called You Can't Start a Fight with a Pettibone.
What do you think of it?
You can't start a fight with the Pettibone.
That's how it ends.
Just people clapping.
No instrument.
You can't.
I don't know what it's about yet.
Raymond Pettibon?
Soundstrong?
Last time there was a gun pointed to you, but that's the only way you heard my Ryan mailbag.
What do you think of my mailbag song?
Ryan is great.
He's handsome and rapid.
It sounds like outsider music from a special needs person.
It honestly sounds like, I don't want to say retard because I'm talking about people with Down syndrome.
There's too much echo, and I don't think that it's terrible.
I did it all myself.
Need to add to top 10 hottest woman.
Have to add her.
I know you're not an ab guy, but good lord, this woman is amazing, and her videos show her personality.
She's probably a blast to hang out with.
Karina L. Can Karina L come to the stage, please?
Just Google Image Her.
Okay.
And the problem I have with abs is, if you're performing an act and you know what act I'm discussing and you look north, you see David Beckham's stomach.
That's not appealing.
There we go.
So she's one of the, I know who she is.
She's one of these athlete chicks.
Ladies, we'd like a little bit of meat on the bone.
A six-pack is gross.
So I think, yeah, just because she seems slightly ethnic doesn't mean she's magically in the list.
No way.
Look at that six-pack.
Deal breaker.
Wait, that's kind of nuts.
You like that?
You're gay.
Why are you gay?
I'm looking at just the shape, like the silhouette.
Yeah, no, sorry.
I see your point, but no.
This is from Travis.
And the subject is, are things really that bad?
Hello, Gavin.
I'm a young African-American male.
I'm wondering if you think that the anti-Trump rhetoric deserves to be as hyped up as it is.
I remember being a teenager and hearing a lot of disturbing anti-Obama sentiment.
Accusations of him being a secret terrorist and the popular anti-Christ trope seem to be commonplace.
Don't try to sound smarter than you are in letters, please.
I wasn't in any political circle, so the fact that these theories made their way to my apolitical ears, ugh, must mean that they had some degree of popularity.
Is the Trump hate worse than the Obama hate when he was in office?
It seems like the hate just keeps getting passed like a baton from party to party, depending on who's in control.
A Democratic president will get propaganda from Fox like Obama did.
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
I know what you're saying.
And no, there wasn't even close to the amount of Obama hate.
All the Obama hate you heard was fringe.
All this stuff about him being a Muslim, him being a terrorist.
You would see that in social media or somewhere.
It was not mainstream.
Trump hatred is mainstream.
Yes, Fox didn't like Obama.
Fox is one network.
Fox and Talk Radio stood up to Obama.
The entire rest of the media were pissing their pants with joy every time he moved.
The newscasters talk about getting a chill up their leg when they see him.
Conversely, we have Fox is pro-Trump.
Talk Radio is pro-Trump.
The rest, all this shit is all anti-Trump.
And when anyone did anything remotely anti-Obama that caught any kind of leverage, that wasn't just someone ranting, an anonymous rant.
Like, remember there was rodeo clowns, they dressed up like Obama because they dress up like every president, and they've dressed up like Trump since.
And that guy was fired.
Huge outrage.
Oh, you think we're a joke?
You think Obama's a joke?
So they did a study last summer.
90% of coverage of Trump this summer was negative.
90%.
That was not what you got for Obama.
So just, it's all about the numbers.
Just because you go, well, people hated Obama.
Now people hate Trump.
Yeah.
What percentage?
And it was like 9010 pro-Trump.
I mean, sorry, pro-Obama.
And now it's 90-10 anti-Trump.
Now, I'd like to end this episode with a kind of a disturbing video.
Ryan Katsu Rivera was at a spa.
He was hungover.
And he went to a Turkish spa wherein he got into an argument with an African-American gentleman who had come in.
And Ryan's contention was that the black man was trying to steal from him.
I believe Ryan was drunk at the time.
And the black man who was there was not trying to steal anything from anyone.
He actually worked there, and he was dropping off his keys from the night shift.
There is a video of this, Ryan behaving incredibly badly.
His towel came off as he ran outside to fight this man.
And this is the footage we managed to get.
Why do you shave your pudes?
That's not, I mean, that's Ryan's dad knocked out.
So I blame you for getting your dad knocked out.
And this is now me?
That's you.
It's an old video.
It's when you had short hair.
This is in China, right?
Oh yeah, there's tons of black beards in China.
Ow!
Why have you been hiding this video from us?
Is this why you grew your hair up?
That is not me.
You're fired.
It's not me?
You're fired for being racist and violent.
Racist.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
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