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Aug. 9, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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GOML LIVE #7 | I'M A PUSSY

I sparred with three guys today and had a pretty rough time trying to stay alive in the ring. Once again, 90% of the problem is mental and it’s the fear that tires you out. We take a ton of calls and re-explained the story behind the “I Like Your New Sunglasses” shirt.

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
	yeah that was the mister t experience gillman street
	That's about the place, I guess it's Berkeley, where Green Day and all those bands came out of.
	Rancid.
	You know, when I was a young man, we scoffed at Rancid as a Clash ripoff.
	And now I listen to them and I go, what a bunch of gay little snobs we were.
	Oh shoot, I didn't start this with the first sentence.
	You want to start now.
	I'm a pussy.
	I knew today was going to be sparring, and I had nightmares all night.
	By the way, you see this thing holding up my computer?
	I come into the studio, Ryan has my computer face down, and he's washing the bottom of it, thinking he's doing a good thing.
	I'm helping out.
	And I go, what are you doing?
	He goes, it left a black mark whenever you moved your computer, so I'm just washing the bottom of it, so that won't be a problem.
	And then I pick my computer up, and it falls down now if I don't have this hard drive there.
	Look at this.
	Thanks for helping out, guy.
	Thanks for washing the bottom of something.
	I do feel bad, but, uh, I meant well.
	Oh, that's all that matters?
	Yeah.
	It's okay.
	He meant well, folks.
	So, you can break a $3,000 piece of machinery, as long as your heart's in the right place.
	I have a fixed heart.
	I'm probably wrecking this fucking hard drive by using it as a prop.
	We've got to come up with a better solution.
	Obviously, you went straight to Amazon and bought me the little crank thing that fixes that problem, right?
	It's coming.
	When?
	Well, check your order on Amazon.
	Oh, no, no, you don't understand.
	Oh, so you didn't order it yet?
	No.
	But you think you will?
	I know I will.
	That's like that Louis C.K.
	bit where he goes, I was on a plane, I was sitting in first class, and there was a soldier who came on, a Marine, and he has clearly just come back from, you know, Afghanistan, and he thought, I'm gonna get up and give him my seat, because that's just the kind of guy I am.
	And then he proceeded to feel really good about himself for the duration of the flight, despite not getting up at all.
	Yeah.
	He's proud of himself for having that thought.
	Yeah.
	I think I'm a good guy because I just, I had that thought.
	And I'm not a cunt.
	When I was watching his last special, or maybe his couple specials... They can't hear you so good without that microphone thing.
	I know.
	I'm just trying to fix this computer that someone BROKE-A!
	He's just trying to fix this computer that someone BROKE-A!
	Now that looks all weird.
	Jesus, Ryan, you really know how to help out the show, don't you?
	Um...
	When I was watching that stand-up and he's talking about how when he beats off on his girl and his daughter's bed because it's his bed and his kids are gone and it's none of their business.
	I was just watching going, you're gonna get divorced dude.
	She's gonna use all this against you.
	I think his wife is super rich too, his ex-wife.
	Can you straighten this TV?
	It's really bugging me.
	I can't get into the groove.
	Having a broken computer doesn't help things.
	But yeah, I'm a pussy is the first line.
	And I knew we were sparring the day before this guy goes, hey, you want to walk around tomorrow a little bit?
	Which means you want to get in the ring and spar.
	And I just had nightmares all night.
	I got too drunk the night before, which is really dumb because a big part of concussions is the lack of water in your brain.
	And what is a hangover?
	A hangover is your body is laundering your Nazi image.
	Your body is washing your blood.
	The liver is washing your blood.
	But you need a lot of water to wash blood.
	So it gets all the water it can.
	That's why it's good to drink before you go to bed.
	But then eventually it goes, I'm out of water.
	I got to start stealing from other organs and it steals water from your brain to clean your blood.
	Next thing you know, your brain is dehydrated.
	And that's, that also means when you get punched, there's less cushion there.
	There's less moisture.
	There's less water to, um, there's less water to cushion the blow.
	So you should hydrate like crazy.
	I'm telling you something my coach told me 24 hours ago, by the way, and pretending like it's me knowing a lot about boxing.
	I've known this information for eight hours.
	That's why you got to hydrate like crazy before a fight.
	Man, it's hot in here already, dude.
	I don't think we can make the whole hour.
	Getting kind of rough.
	Getting warm.
	Yeah.
	Getting warm.
	And it would be annoying, right, to have a podcast with air conditioning going?
	We can try it.
	We can get feedback from people.
	Oh, that's a great idea.
	Yeah.
	Okay, well, let's wait.
	Let me suffer with the heat a little more.
	Okay.
	And then, and then we'll turn on the AC and take calls at the same time and see what the folks at home think.
	So I fought a giant man who could fight Mike Tyson.
	And in his case, I don't get fighting giant men.
	They always go, no, no, you gotta go for the body.
	Go for the body, get his arms down.
	Then you get him in the head.
	I can't get him in the head.
	What are you doing to the screen?
	Oh, you forgot again.
	No, no, that's intentional.
	It's to make people desire signing up so when they see Joe Amell, it's in color.
	They're like, oh, I kind of like that color show.
	But only people who are signed up can see this.
	What's that?
	Wow.
	It's so jarring to see a Japanese face with such a low IQ.
	I'm so used to you guys saying, oh, what happens with most electrons is they get stopped by the nucleus of the cell.
	So that's why the cancer cells are always changing.
	It's almost impossible to track their behavior because their behavior is not predictable.
	Hey, people who are signed up to freespeech.tv will see this and go, I gotta sign up to freespeech.tv.
	I'm LARPing as a Jap.
	I'm an Hispanic LARPing as a Japanese person.
	That LARP-Rican.
	Yeah.
	Yes, folks, please go to freespeech.tv and sign up.
	It's only 10 bucks a month and the content is endless.
	And here's the fun thing about this site is we've barely begun.
	We've got, uh, Other people are going to start doing some shows.
	I'll never stop doing the shows.
	You'll always get quality G-Dog.
	But other people are going to start doing shows.
	And we've got the beta of the app ready.
	And the app, everyone's been saying, I want to be able to download episodes like I can with the podcast.
	And background play.
	And yes, it'll have all of that.
	So if you just listen to it on the way to work, you'll be able to download the audio, listen to it in your car, and totally rock and roll.
	Which is tricky though, because once someone can download something, they can share it.
	Oh, I know.
	It's like you download it, but you can only hear it within the app.
	So you download it to part of the app.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	So that way you could do other things with it and yadda yadda.
	Thanks, Ryan.
	So yeah, fought the giant guy.
	I don't know what to do with them.
	I cannot get up there.
	The head is too high up.
	I hit the body.
	But when they're kind of fat, I'm told it hurts them.
	I don't feel like it hurts them.
	Sometimes the...
	The head will be open.
	But, I don't know, there's all this stuff they say, like, here's what you do.
	You pop a jab, fake jab, right?
	And then you change it into a hook.
	So when you go to pop the jab, they go to knock it down, your hand's gone and it's circling around for a left hook.
	That sounds great!
	Sounds great on paper.
	When I try it, he gets, hits the fake and hits the, dekes out the left hook.
	So can't fight him.
	Then I fight this black kid who's been boxing regularly.
	Like all these guys have records.
	I don't mean criminal records.
	I mean like they have 4-0 or 12-10 or something.
	Like pro fights.
	Or maybe amateur.
	So I'm fighting him and he's so confident that he says, do you want me to go Southpaw or Orthodox?
	I can do both.
	You don't want to hear that.
	I guess Orthodox.
	And then, I fought this old Irish fuckin' fireman who never gets tired.
	Is that all I fought?
	You said three people.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Wait, did I only fight- I did- definitely did three different guys.
	Eww.
	Guys.
	I did three different guys.
	So yeah, I had nightmares all night knowing that was coming, but then on the way to the gym I thought, I'm right to be scared.
	Because one pop to the ribs, your ribs are broken and your life is 5% worse for two months.
	It's exactly as bad as having shingles.
	And I know of a friend of my wife, she didn't, uh, take the kids to camp this week cause she had shingles.
	I'm like shingles.
	I got shingles all the time.
	It's called a broken rib.
	Shingles isn't that bad.
	It feels like a, uh, horse, a miniature horseshoe crab is gripping onto your skin.
	Ew.
	For a while.
	We've got new shirts.
	I like your new sunglasses.
	We've got more shirts coming, too.
	Lots is happening with FreeSpeech.TV.
	But maybe I should just rewind, tell people a brief version of the story again, so you get the context of, I like your new sunglasses.
	I'll try to keep it short and sweet.
	This is just, and for those of you familiar with the story, it's like hearing the Stones do Satisfaction.
	I like your new sunglasses.
	So wait, how does your story start?
	What do you mean?
	Like the first couple of words, like...
	So I knew this friend of mine, junkie friend of mine.
	Junkies are gay.
	Woo!
	People start going crazy as soon as you start saying that.
	Junkies are basically... well Seinfeld is into that.
	Seinfeld says, I want to hear your greatest hits every time you do a comedy show.
	Interesting.
	Yeah, he says a lot of... And Ricky Gervais said, what?
	So I just keep doing the same jokes and then filtering out like ones that aren't doing well until I'm just... The Stones' greatest hits?
	Wow.
	I don't know.
	I mean, I get it with The Stones.
	I'd want to hear all the hits.
	But with a comedian?
	I don't want to hear the same joke ever again.
	Yeah.
	You gotta do a new set every year.
	Anyway, so junkies are so... My theory with gays is, like people say, why do they act like that?
	Why are they like, hi, what's going on you guys?
	I have a disturbing theory that that's how we all are deep down.
	I don't mean sucking dicks or any of that.
	But being really sort of, hey guys, is kind of how we would be if we were totally and utterly self-indulgent.
	And the proof is, When we're wasted, we act kinda gay.
	Like, hey man!
	Whoa!
	Oh my god, you guys are so boring!
	It's like, boring police!
	You're the mayor of Cupcakeville!
	Um... Bro, I type in... I google image search gay or junkie and there's you on the first page.
	Are you kidding?
	No!
	That sounds like a joke.
	It's not.
	Where am I?
	Look!
	There you are!
	Oh jeez!
	That is so crazy to me.
	What site is that?
	I don't know.
	You just type in gay or junkie and then you see... That's like being in the dictionary under gay.
	Or junkie.
	Dude, you google image gay or junkie, you're on the front page.
	That's funny.
	I did not expect that.
	What does my hat say?
	Let me see.
	Says, Osama Bin Laden basically a fucking asshole.
	Can't see it right there.
	Oh, it says Osama Bin Laden is basically like a fucking asshole.
	I remember having that hat made.
	Oh, gotcha, gotcha.
	I also had a shirt made that had Hitler's face and it said, Jerk!
	Nice.
	Which you probably couldn't do today.
	That's probably still offensive somehow.
	Maybe.
	Like, did you see that new Taiko Wandanda?
	That director who did Thor Ragnarok, the Kiwi, Jewish, Polynesian, Maori?
	He's got this new movie out where he's a...
	An imaginary friend of a little German kid, and he's Hitler.
	And so they're clearly not saying Hitler's cool, but the posters all say, satire!
	It's satire against hate!
	Like, on the actual movie poster they have to write, satire against hate!
	It's an anti-hate movie!
	God, we're such pussies.
	Yeah, dude, we know, when we saw that Hitler was on a mainstream movie poster, that it was not a pro-Hitler movie.
	How did we get so fucking dumb?
	Look, an anti-hate satire!
	I swear to God, I'm not pro-Hitler!
	Yeah, we know, dude.
	Calm down.
	White supremacy.
	I saw a Tucker thing the other day and he did a whole montage of Beto O'Rourke talking about how we have to stop white supremacy and Kamala Harris talking about the latent white supremacy in this country and white supremacy, white supremacy.
	It's like, 207 guys total in a country of, what are we, 360 million?
	So way less than albino skaters.
	Okay?
	If you held a Klan rally anywhere in the world and could guarantee anonymity, sorry, anywhere in America and could guarantee anonymity, and you flew them there, you might get 212?
	Maybe?
	A few people show up out of curiosity?
	It's not a fucking thing.
	It's not natural.
	People are too lazy to be racist.
	If I meet a cool black guy, what am I going to do?
	Deny myself?
	Sorry.
	Hey man!
	Oh, you like 70's punk and stuff?
	And you like NWA and you like boxing and you're into the Mets?
	Yeah?
	Hey, you're sitting here bored at a bar.
	Want to talk?
	No thank you.
	I don't talk to blacks.
	That's one of my rules.
	The next question from the guy would be, why?
	Hey, I'm a black guy who has a degree in accounting and I can save you guys way more than my salary in tax.
	So you pay me like 80K, I'll definitely save you 120K.
	So me walking into this room, you starting to pay me, me becoming an employee here is a $40,000 profit for you.
	You're 40 grand up and you HR person who hired me, you're going to be in the boss's good books because the 40K I save you in taxes here is just the tip of the iceberg.
	I'm going to keep saving money.
	And the guy goes, no, thank you.
	We don't hire black people here.
	It's one of my rules.
	Well, your rules are you're retarded.
	And rare.
	And archaic.
	And archaic.
	I got this Tucker clip, is this?
	And bizarre.
	Like, say you're at a dinner party, say everyone's sitting around, getting to know each other, and...
	Like my gym.
	Samuel went for a happy hour.
	And the guy's like, hey, I work in sanitation.
	Oh, yeah, I'm a lawyer.
	Oh, that's different.
	Oh, I'm gay.
	Oh, okay.
	I'm actually in a relationship with two chicks.
	We live together.
	What the fuck?
	That's not gonna last!
	I'm a racist who hates Jews.
	That's the end of the happy hour.
	Yeah.
	No one goes, oh yeah, I've heard of you guys.
	Yeah, you're really common.
	Beto O'Rourke, Kamala Harris.
	Politicians talk about you guys all the time.
	Apparently you represent about half the country, so I shouldn't be alarmed.
	You should be considered normal.
	Like they call half the country a Nazi and deny that being a Nazi is the end of your life, the end of your career, the end of your kid's life.
	So how could it be so mainstream yet so dangerous?
	Explain that little hole in the plot.
	And speaking of holes in the plot, they're talking about Proud Boys on trial right now, Big Jay and Max, and they go, some black dude says, yeah, the people are curious about John, what's his name, Hawkins, forget his name.
	It's just Big Jay to me.
	Black wife and black kids and what happens there the reason that these races sleep with black woman is They see them as a commodity and it shows power over them that they have to have sex with this person so they're like a slave a sex slave and John doesn't just bang his wife.
	She's not like locked in a cage a sex cage They are two best pals They party together.
	She told him to join the club.
	They're friends.
	I've hung out with them before.
	They're buddies.
	It's not, she's not a commodity.
	And how demeaning is that to her?
	To say, you're just some dumb bitch that doesn't realize she's a sex slave.
	They said about my wife too.
	They said, uh, it's a commodification.
	It's very complicated.
	And it's weird because you go, this guy's a racist.
	Oh, he's married to a black woman or he's married to American Indian.
	I guess my theory is wrong.
	No, they don't do that.
	They go, it's actually, my theory just became more complicated.
	Now, my theory is that these guys commodify women of color.
	As some sort of trophies.
	Like a hunting trophy.
	You know, they say the same thing about Owen Benjamin and his wife.
	They say she's held captive and he's forcing her to make babies.
	It's just... That's a major crime!
	That's what?
	Sex trafficking?
	Kidnapping?
	Yeah, kid making.
	Kid force having.
	It's just ridiculous.
	So no matter, you know, wives of color or not.
	It's just not very scientific.
	If you have a theory in science and the experiment goes the wrong way, you go, oh, that's funny.
	I thought bacteria couldn't survive in stomach acid.
	Yes, it can.
	Oh, okay.
	So ulcers exist.
	That's how they discovered ulcers.
	It was actually an accident.
	They said, well, it can't be a bacteria that's causing this hole in their stomach because it wouldn't be able to survive the stomach acid.
	And then the guy put the bacteria in stomach acid in a Petri dish.
	I think it was Australian.
	I think he was an Australian Scot.
	Everyone was Scottish who invented something.
	And he left the petri dish there over the weekend.
	And then he ended up having to take that the next couple days off.
	His kid was sick.
	Had an ulcer.
	And then he came back and the bacteria was still alive in the stomach acid and he went, holy shit!
	An ulcer is bacteria.
	It just can survive stomach acid.
	Who knew?
	And that changed, we stopped having the operation where you sew up the hole, now you take pills and kill the bacteria.
	Take antibiotics.
	Nice.
	So, but that's not the way the left works with their accusations.
	They come back, they see the bacteria is still alive in the stomach acid and they just take a fork and kill it.
	There we go, I'm right.
	I'm still right.
	I win.
	Show me the race montage.
	Oh I don't think that was the montage, that was um, here let me see.
	It's him just saying white supremacy is a hoax.
	If you were to assemble a list, a hierarchy of concerns, of problems this country faces, where would white supremacy be on the list?
	Right up there with Russia.
	Number a million.
	It's actually not a real problem in America.
	The combined membership of every white supremacist organization in this country, would they be able to fit inside a college football stadium?
	No way!
	This is a country where the average person is getting poorer, where the suicide rate is spiking.
	White supremacy, that's the problem.
	This is a hoax.
	Just like the Russia hoax.
	It's a conspiracy theory used to divide the country.
	And keep a hold on power.
	That's exactly what's going on.
	Yes.
	And it's also used to silence your opponents.
	Like, they call me that, so I'll get out of their hair and get banned from social media and I can't defend myself or argue with them.
	And then, because I'm out of the argument, people can slowly pollute the minds of your friends, like Joe Rogan the other day.
	Sounds like he's getting un-pilled.
	Where he's like, maybe Gavin is Satan.
	I don't know.
	I just had him on my show.
	I thought he was a funny guy.
	Like, I've hung out with Joe a bunch of times.
	He's got me tickets for fights.
	I've gone backstage with him at comedy shows.
	So he knows who I am.
	But I can't communicate with him.
	We used to talk by Twitter.
	And now he's got all these other little Rasputins in his ear.
	And he's like, maybe he is trying to launder his evil image.
	Maybe he's not a badass, man.
	Maybe he's just a bad.
	Man.
	All of these lies they say about anyone who isn't alt-left, they're all about control.
	It's not about the truth.
	That's why when they see John has a black wife and black kids, they don't go, oh shit.
	They don't give a shit about John.
	They know he's not racist.
	That's not what it's about.
	It's about depersoning someone.
	Anyway, I'm getting too political.
	You should put the calls on the screen.
	Let's try- You have a couple.
	Let's try putting on the AC.
	Okay.
	And see how much it annoys people.
	According to the AC, it's only 74 in here.
	What are we, Eskimos?
	I'm going to try pointing the mic away from the AC.
	You want to take a call from Brett?
	Sure, let's take a call from Brett.
	Hey there, Brett.
	Uhuru!
	Uhuru!
	I can't hear him.
	Hey.
	Hi, Brett, how you doing?
	Hey, good, how are you guys doing?
	Great, great.
	I wanted to talk about that shooting.
	Dude, that manifesto is so fucking weird.
	Did you read that?
	Is this the El Paso Walmart racist guy or the Antifa guy?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, it was about the El Paso.
	It was literally the exact same thing as the Christ Church shooter.
	Oh really?
	Same kind of Muslims are invading, Mexicans are a problem?
	Mexicans are a problem, right.
	But he just exchanged the Mexican for the Muslims, or the Muslims for the Mexicans.
	But I don't think that people understand that he wasn't a white supremacist.
	He didn't say anything about whites being better than a certain race.
	He just is crazy about, what is that called, that Yang Theory.
	You know what I'm talking about?
	With the corporation?
	No.
	No, it's about like corporations are going to take over and shit like that, and they're doing something to the environment, and all our jobs are going to be taken over by robots.
	Yeah, so he's like an anti-globalist guy.
	Yeah, every time there's any kind of similarity on the right, like, oh, this guy is anti-globalist, so are Nazis, ergo, they're the same person.
	He's a Nazi.
	Right, but he didn't even sound right-wing.
	He was pro-UBI, like universal basic income and universal health care.
	How is that a right-wing idea?
	That's interesting.
	You know, the mosque shooter in Quebec was also really worried about the environment and the world's water supply, but no one pinned environmentalists to him.
	So weird.
	I think they call themselves, like, eco-fascists or something.
	All right, we're going to read it out here.
	Thanks for calling.
	This is from the guy's manifesto, all right?
	Wait a minute.
	So that one party, of course, was the Democratic Party.
	I'll let you guys go.
	Good thing we didn't hang up.
	They intend to, this is from the guy's manifesto, all right?
	Wait a minute.
	So, that one party, of course, was the Democratic Party.
	Although Crucius, we are talking about Crucius, right?
	Has anyone read the El Paso manifesto?
	Yes.
	Although Cruz had little use for Republicans, he was most angry about what he had seen in the recent Democratic presidential debates.
	They intend to use open borders, free health care for illegals, citizenship and more to enact a political coup by importing and legalizing millions of new voters.
	So he's an anti-DNC guy.
	With policies like these, the Hispanic support for Democrats will likely become nearly unanimous in the future.
	The heavy Hispanic population will make Texas a stronghold.
	Losing Texas and a few other states with heavy Hispanic population to the Democrats is all it would take for them to win nearly every presidential election.
	Although the Republican Party is also terrible, many factions within the Republican Party are pro-corporation.
	Pro-corporation equals pro-immigration.
	So he's against Republicans, too.
	He's against corporations.
	This guy's all over the map, politically.
	The caller is right.
	Also, callers at home, how are we doing with this AC?
	Is it bothering you?
	Well, we could ask Tom.
	Can you get me a drink?
	I'm a little parched.
	Sure.
	Hey, Tom, you're on.
	Hey Gavin, uh, I just wanted to talk about, I've seen a, uh, thing where the blue state had voted to, uh, give their electoral college vote the popular vote winner.
	And I'm just picturing all the blue states pulling their fucking hair out when Trump wins the popular vote in 2020.
	It kind of writes itself, but I figured you guys could talk about that.
	Yeah, do you remember before, during the election, they said, hey, don't go bitching about the fucking Electoral College when you lose, bitch, because that's un-American.
	And then Trump won and they went, we've got to question the Electoral College.
	I'm not sure that works.
	Remember that super lame commercial Bob Odenkirk and all these other famous people did?
	What's the word I'm looking for?
	Imploring the Electoral College voters not to go with their district's vote?
	Anyway, this is getting too political.
	Let's go.
	Who's next?
	We got... Cold.
	The Mets are Milo.
	Something about Milo Mets.
	What is better than Gatorade?
	Holy shit!
	It's... I know how vampires feel when they drink blood.
	The way it just... it cools you down when it's super cold and you just feel... I know I sound like I'm an idiocracy, but you feel the electrolytes going into your fucking veins.
	Possible.
	I feel like Electro now.
	Oh shit.
	Well, Cole, you're on the line with Electro Gav.
	Cole, don't make it happen.
	He's there, he's just super shy.
	Hello?
	Come on, buddy.
	Come on, you can do it.
	Hey.
	Hey.
	Gavin.
	Yep.
	Who sucks more cock, Milo or the Mets?
	Uh, I think you're talking about a Mets from maybe two weeks ago?
	Because the Mets of the past two weeks, I don't know what their winning streak is, but what is it, nine games?
	Did we win last night?
	We almost have the wild card, my friend.
	I think we're two games away from a wild card.
	I'm just looking at some games here.
	I'm seeing Mets 13, Pirates 2, Marlins 2, Mets 6, Marlins 0, Mets 5, 5-4 Mets with the Marlins.
	The Nationals is tomorrow, but I just see nothing but winning, my friend.
	Well, he's gone.
	See, that's the thing about sports, guys.
	I'm new to sports.
	And I guess I'm coming at it from more of a cultural thing.
	They don't want to get into the nitty gritty.
	They just want to say, fuck you.
	And boy, do they say that to the Mets a lot.
	I was leaving a pub the other day.
	This old drunk guy, he's maybe 65.
	I could kill him with one punch.
	And I'm wearing a Mets jacket.
	And he says, you will not see the Mets win a World Series in your lifetime.
	And I just laughed, because it's probably true.
	But later I thought, wait, was he trying to pick a fight with me?
	Like, was that a fuck you?
	It's kind of direct.
	We are the punching bag.
	We got Devin about Trump Derangement Syndrome, I believe.
	But it actually says, From Arrangement Syndrome.
	Trump Derangement Syndrome.
	Guys, I think I caught a new of the syndrome and I think I got it in reverse actually.
	Before Trump was pro-choice, pro-death, anti-death penalty and pro-video game.
	And now... - So, sorry, I'm just hearing a lot of echo.
	Devin, yeah, you getting that echo there?
	This is getting annoying, dude.
	What are you doing?
	It's not his fault.
	Hold on one second.
	Stay with me.
	Alright, how about- Alright, try- Are you hearing an echo?
	How about now?
	Yeah, I've been hearing an echo.
	It's brutal.
	Ah, that's why everyone sounds so weird.
	We didn't test it out before.
	Uh, how you doing now?
	Better?
	Yeah.
	It's gone, right?
	The echo?
	No.
	The echo's gone.
	We fixed it.
	Okay, great.
	It's better.
	I don't think Trump was anti-death penalty.
	Didn't he call to bring back the death penalty for the Central Park Five?
	Well, he is calling for, you know, these mass shooters that are going in and blowing up a bunch of kids and whatever.
	He's calling for the death penalty right away for them.
	Yeah.
	Okay, so what's your point?
	That Trump's deranged because he changed his mind on a bunch of stuff?
	No no, I caught the Trump shit in reverse.
	I used to be dancing all this shit.
	Video games.
	We got to hang up on you, dude.
	I can't hear you.
	Hang up.
	It's just a service issue at this point.
	Okay, turn it off.
	Sorry, sir.
	We gotta fix everything here.
	I'm not sitting on a show with people who sound like they're calling from Mars.
	That one was a service thing, I believe.
	Because then the echo stopped.
	You sounded great for a while.
	If we have one more shitty call, I want you to shut down the whole fucking thing.
	I don't mean this episode.
	We still have to live, but you have to quit that and restart it.
	Alright, Gabriel.
	Hi, Gabriel.
	Hey Gav, so a while back you had a podcast and you asked the viewers if we have any controversial opinions and here's mine.
	My friends give me crap because I will bring in a cup of soda or whatever I'm drinking while I'm going to the bathroom.
	And they'll say that apparently, when you flush the toilet, there's like little poo-poo particles, like little shit particles, that'll like land in your cup and on your straw.
	And I think that's bullshit.
	Everybody gives me crap about it.
	Everybody says that's disgusting and that's bad.
	Here's why I think it's bullshit.
	A, if that were true, everybody would have pinkeye.
	You would have pinkeye.
	Ryguy would definitely have pinkeye.
	He's a shit-eater.
	And on top of that, why would we allow our toothbrushes to be in the bathroom?
	That's a brilliant point.
	You get the poo-poo particles all over your toothbrush and then put it in your mouth.
	Yeah, and when you bring in your drink into the bathroom, those are your own poo-poo particles.
	Those toothbrushes that are sitting there, they get every single family members and some fat guests, all of their poo-poo particles is on your toothbrush, so your toothbrush would look like someone just shoved it up their ass.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Now, you can't deny though that if the bathroom stinks, that it's poo-poo particles that you're getting up your nose.
	Oh, that's for sure, that's for sure.
	But my contention would be that these poo-poo particles are so infinitesimally small that it's totally irrelevant.
	And you walking down the street, you're eating all kinds of disgusting stuff.
	You better have a... If you have AIDS and you don't have an immune system, then yeah.
	But we're all inhaling shit and dust and...
	cum particles everywhere we go.
	Fucking, you walk by a homeless man and you inhale all of his skin, his dead skin cells and his dick cheese and that's just life.
	- Yeah, yeah. - However, that being said, why are you bringing a drink into the bathroom? - I do it.
	- Well, I do a lot of work on the road so I have to go to fast food spots, So if I have to take a dump before I'm going to go, I'm not going to throw away my cup.
	And you have nowhere to put it?
	Right.
	Unless I want to throw it in the truck and then come back inside to take a dump.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	You won this one, caller.
	Thanks for calling.
	You're right.
	And in that situation, it's totally reasonable to bring a soda into the bathroom.
	Remember that episode of Seinfeld where Mark Costanza brought a book into the bathroom and they wouldn't let him return it?
	I'm not familiar with a Mark Costanza.
	Oh, what's his name?
	George Costanza?
	Yes.
	Mark Costanza, I think, is the name of the guy who was in that Steel Years Sunshine.
	Oh, okay.
	Len.
	I was lying on the back and stuff.
	Yeah, Len.
	I'm buddies with that guy, you know?
	I heard.
	He used to deliver Vice back when Vice was newsprint.
	I would get some complaints about Toronto.
	They say, your vice is not really around very much.
	And I go, really?
	Shit.
	Maybe Mark's not doing a good job.
	I go to his house, and I look in his garage.
	He has a couch, a coffee table, and two armchairs made of vice.
	And then remember that you found that other one?
	Where it was?
	It was lying on the grass!
	Anyway, back to my cool story.
	He was using them like Lego to build furniture.
	So he had a coffee... Like, a coffee table was about ten bundles.
	And then the couch had arms and a back and everything.
	It's more expensive than an actual couch, possibly.
	It's friggin' printing shit.
	Oh my god!
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	Bluechu, BetDSI, Covfefe.
	We got Sal from Cleveland.
	What's up, Sal?
	Sal, Cleveland.
	Hey, man.
	Hey.
	What's up, guys?
	Real quick, first of all, fuckin' off the record rules, it's probably worth the price of the subscription alone because Like you had you have actually culture like a lot of political opponents don't so that's you've done some shit and listened to some music so I watched that all the time and I loved it especially the one where you bought a record and it was terrible and you remembered it like 30 years later.
	Yeah I don't know what that was doing in the collection.
	We're going to be recording a bunch more of those and and putting them up over the holidays.
	I'm going to Breezy Point so we're going to have some banked episodes next week and then we're going to shoot live from Breezy Point but those will be short so we'll put up lots of other Free speech presents and off the records so you don't feel ripped off.
	Well, kind of on the back of that, I was just curious if you even commented on this but all the weird kind of music controversy around Morrissey and like Johnny Marr and Billy Bragg kind of coming out and being like, you know, you're a pile of shit because you live in an area that's probably overtaken by Muslims.
	Everybody rewriting history about ever having listened to The Smiths at all.
	My friends were like, I don't even like Morrissey.
	And I'm like, dude, we spent two full summers listening to that band.
	I don't know what you're talking about.
	So Billy Bragg stabbed Morrissey in the back?
	Dude, all the British, like, post-punk, kind of, like, weird post-goth musicians are coming out and being like, yeah, Morrissey wore a pin that's, like, slightly right-wing, and I think he's kind of associated with a group that's really not so kind to Muslims, or at least noticing the fact that they're overtaking neighborhoods and becoming a problem.
	Like, you know, normal shit, but... You know, Billy Bragg...
	Billy Bragg lives in a big, beautiful mansion in the south of England.
	He will never see any Muslims.
	These guys don't go to Birmingham or Luton or Rotherham, where they range from 10 to 60 percent of the population.
	Birmingham is unrecognizable.
	If Ozzy Osbourne would go back there, he wouldn't know if he was in Lahore, Pakistan or Birmingham, England.
	Birmingham is gone.
	And all Morrissey's done is recognize that.
	Morrissey never changed.
	Back in, right when he first left the Smiths, he would always drape himself in a British flag.
	He's always been a British nationalist.
	The guy's a homo, for fuck's sake.
	Yeah, I just think the goalpost of moves like this, what it means to be a nationalist, like, sort of changed.
	And he didn't, kind of like you, in a way.
	And even Johnny Mara's kind of shitting all over him, although they haven't been friends in a long time anyway.
	But it just sucks to see that, like, people I know are, like, rewriting my own personal history about listening to The Smiths.
	I'm like, dude, you've liked The Smiths your whole life.
	What are you talking about?
	That's really irritating, and they're not looking at what Morrissey actually said.
	That's one, that's my biggest pet peeve, I gotta say, is anyone being disloyal.
	That really makes me sick to my stomach.
	Thanks for calling, buddy.
	That's also why I monitor Joe Rogan so closely, because he's a guy who knows who I am, and he's getting pressure to stab me in the back, and I'm watching him like a hawk, going, are you a fucker?
	Are you one of them?
	Because you don't seem like... Anthony Kumi, on the other hand, is someone who wouldn't stab you in the back for all the tea in China.
	You're right.
	Like, that's just not in his...
	I think Joe's a little concerned, you know, because he knows he's next, so.
	Yeah.
	But it's just not going to work.
	We said this on another episode.
	Mark my words, Joe Rogan is next.
	If you're not alt-left, you're alt-right, according to the liberals today.
	They already threw Jordan Peterson in the fire for daring to have an open discussion.
	He's a liberal.
	They've already thrown Dave Rubin in the fire for daring to have an open discussion.
	He's a liberal.
	And Joe Rogan is next.
	You're not allowed to be open-minded.
	You have to be alt-left.
	Even if you want to be in politics, look at the Goon Squad, Cortez and all them.
	They are radicals.
	They hate Pelosi, they hate Biden.
	Oh, you know who else is next?
	I was talking about this with Glenn Beck.
	Martin Luther King.
	Wow.
	Yeah.
	He's too open-minded.
	He's too, we're all God's children.
	No, no, no, no.
	It's not identity politics.
	You have to be identity politics.
	By the way, speaking of Billy Bragg, did I ever tell you the story about my dad dropping me off on the highway?
	No, I don't think I've heard that one.
	I like Billy Bragg.
	I hate his politics, but I've met him a couple times and I love his music.
	And I don't, it doesn't affect me.
	Like Michael Jackson, that's kind of hard to listen and not think of someone fucking a child.
	But Billy Bragg, he's not a political person, you know.
	He was a street busker who did love songs.
	And then The Clash came out and he thought, I want to be political.
	And he became an irritating socialist.
	But he's a good person.
	Look at him with Jeremy Corbyn, the fucking Palestinian fuck.
	Is that him?
	Yeah.
	Jeremy Corbyn?
	Billy Bragg blames the Jews.
	Way to go, Billy.
	You're so left-wing, you're fucking a Nazi.
	Wow, yeah.
	Death to cynicism.
	Is that an oxymoron?
	Death to cynicism.
	What a pretentious thing to say.
	So he was doing an interview and I could hear it in the car and I'm in the back seat.
	I guess because we had a hierarchy there.
	It's an interesting hierarchy, by the way, with seats.
	Your mom, your dad, and you.
	Like, now that I'm 49, if my dad and my mom and I were in the car, I think I would sit in the front, mom would sit in the back.
	Right?
	Wow, absolutely.
	But a five-year-old, obviously mom and dad are in the front and the kid's in the back.
	18, 19, meh.
	Ooh.
	Wait, this is weird.
	Who sits in the passenger seat when the boy is 19?
	Wait, that's weird, dude.
	So is it, like, the woman's only sitting in the front because it's just not a man yet, and once it's a man, she's held the spot, and now he's sitting in the front?
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	Interesting.
	You know, like baby boomers, they would feed the eldest, especially if they were working on a farm, the eldest boy got to eat first.
	And he got all the food and then the other girls and everyone else can have the scraps.
	So the hierarchy of food, which of course developed all this animosity from like the youngest girl who gets a third of a potato as the eldest boy is just digging into a steak.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Yes, I am conceding that there's sexism and racism a long fucking time ago.
	I'm talking about the 50s and 60s.
	You have an argument, you lunatics, if we're talking about the 50s and the 60s.
	Not 2019!
	Anyway, so I'm in the backseat because I'm 18, and we're driving along.
	I was visiting my folks out in the burbs, but I had moved out, and I lived in a punk house in downtown.
	And I hear Billy Bragg on the radio, and he's like, well, I've been up all night moving a goalpost because I like to stab my friends in the back, and in about 20 years, I'm going to stab Morrissey in the back, even though he's never really changed his views.
	He's a nationalist vegan gay, and that's considered right wing in this coming up, or whatever he was saying.
	And my dad goes, oh, for fuck's sake.
	And he just changes the channel.
	And I go, hey, I was listening to that.
	And he goes, oh, he's an asshole.
	And I go, you're an asshole.
	And he just goes, like, he goes right off the highway and slams on the brakes that were going in the gravel.
	Rocks going everywhere.
	Like he got off the highway way too soon.
	There was no slowing down.
	It was exactly as though, like say someone dropped a cinder block through your windshield from a bridge.
	The way you would get off the highway right after that instead of like slowing down.
	That's exactly what he did and he goes, GET OUT!
	So I got out on a four-lane highway.
	You're sentenced to death.
	He tried to kill me for calling him an asshole, and he is an asshole.
	That's kind of an asshole move.
	And it was, there was four lanes this way, but four lanes that way, and there was like a farmer's field or two, and then a mall where I could get a bus.
	Wow.
	So I had to cross eight fucking lanes.
	Oh, he left.
	He departed you.
	Yes, he said get out, and then I got out and he pulled away.
	Got off on the next exit.
	I thought like park a half-mile, make you walk, but left you.
	You clearly did not have a dad.
	That's a fun punishment.
	When you talk about dads, you sound like the dude from 40-Year-Old Virgin talking about tits.
	Oh, I love tits.
	They feel like a big bag of sand, right?
	I love when your dad throws the football with you and then he gets ice cream, watches you eat it, and then he takes you to a strip club.
	You know when your dad's playing football with you and then he pulls his dick out and hits the football and then throws it and he goes, ah-ha, you got a penis football!
	Remember when your dad does that?
	No.
	You know when dads kick you out of their car, and then they drive half a mile, and then they park and sit there and wait for you to walk?
	Yeah.
	You know that half-mile walking punishment dads do?
	Oh, this dad thing where you're like, hey, dad, can we go to McDonald's?
	And he goes to Burger King.
	He's like, deal with it.
	Don't you hate when your dad throws your headphones in the bath, and he's like, ha, ha, ha?
	Those classic dad pranks.
	And he gives you over-ears instead of...
	My dad.
	He's always playing country music to me when I'm asleep.
	You know, the shit dads do, like when they make jujubes from scratch.
	Wow, somebody's in some 90s comedy.
	I mean, that's really hack dad stuff.
	Stuff that everybody knows.
	Everyone knows.
	It's like airplane humor.
	God, I got the kids tonight.
	My wife's checking out the place in Breezy, Breezy Point, and I don't know what to do.
	You're bored?
	Well, it's not easy being a dad.
	Because they just want to look at screens.
	So imagine two fucking potheads.
	I just have the boys, not the girl.
	Two potheads, and you work at a dispensary, and you're like, OK guys, let's try to do something besides pot.
	And they're staring at the pot that's right behind your head.
	And you're just like, no, no, no.
	Eyes off of that, boys.
	Eyes off of that.
	And then you finally get the screens away, and they're just sitting there like, this sucks.
	Yeah, that's a bummer.
	So say you go, let's go for a walk.
	And they're walking like, this is so gay.
	Yeah.
	And then you go, I'm not enjoying this either with you guys being, taking suck attacks.
	I would plan out nice things.
	Anytime you plan something nice out and people don't appreciate it, you're like, you know, this is what, I kind of did that to my parents at some point.
	So.
	Your hair is so fucking annoying.
	I might chloroform your face and just shave your head.
	I'm gonna get a haircut real soon.
	Every time you get a haircut, you go to a hairstylist, even though you're $12,000 in debt, and you spend, what, like a hundred bucks?
	No.
	Having them cut a few hairs?
	$20.
	This is my guy.
	He's been with me since high school.
	He's been with me.
	He's been with me.
	He's my dude.
	I didn't finish the Like Your Sunglasses story.
	Sorry.
	Sorry to hop all over the place, kids.
	Wow.
	The prints on this, by the way, sorry to show you me grabbing my tits, the quality is very high.
	Very thick.
	Like, this is never going to fade.
	It feels like rubber.
	I can really feel the print on it.
	The actual shirt's like a soft style.
	Really comfortable, though.
	Yes, yes.
	It's like that stretchy kind of like... We're pushing it.
	We're selling it.
	Okay.
	So you get those at freespeech.tv.
	Junkies act gay.
	And, you know, I was talking about my dad rolling up his sleeves when he's super drunk listening to Marvin Gaye going, Heard it through the grip, man.
	How much longer will you be, man?
	Honey, that's gay.
	So we went to this junkie breakfast where they said they're having a big breakfast party, which I'd never heard of before, and it sounded fun.
	So I brought my girlfriend, who's now my wife, over there, and it wasn't fun, and there's no such thing as a breakfast party.
	They were cooking waffles in a Hello Kitty waffle maker.
	What?
	So it was like there's about 10 of us over there and we're getting one waffle every five minutes?
	What are you doing?
	And then he had a Hello Kitty coffee maker that made a cup One cup at a time.
	And the junkies think we don't know that they're high on heroin.
	So she has these big huge sunglasses on so we don't see that her eyes are going... And she goes, hey babe.
	Oh my god.
	I forgot butter.
	We need butter, right?
	And she goes, I'll get it.
	I'll go get some.
	He's like, okay babe.
	And they think That they're coming across as, hey babe, I forgot some butter.
	Okay.
	Well, why don't you get some and I'll, uh, I'll try to fix this Hello Kitty coffee maker.
	Okay.
	Bye.
	That's how they think they sound.
	Just like when you get in a street fight and you do the fight face and you think your smile looks normal, but your adrenaline is pounding and you look like a puppet.
	So she leaves, and then she forgot her keys.
	So she comes back, and he's, Justin goes, oh, you forgot your keys?
	Oh.
	And he can't seem to get the thing in the Hello Kitty coffee maker.
	And as he's trying to adjust it, he goes, he sees her sunglasses, and he goes, I like your new sunglasses!
	And we all left.
	You know what I just realized about that?
	It has the urgency of, Hey, don't forget to do something important!
	Oh yeah, yeah, good point.
	Like a la- like, just gotta sneak this in.
	It's a really important detail.
	Yeah.
	Look at this.
	Is that the one?
	If it does one cup, yeah.
	That's the- that's the one.
	And then you got the waffle maker here.
	There's a couple of different skews.
	So he spent about 70 bucks on Hello Kitty crap.
	Jesus Christ.
	But you should spend 5 bucks on Blue Chew.
	This pill is indistinguishable.
	Virtually indistinguishable.
	I got to be careful of legal here.
	From Viagra and Cialis.
	Basically the same shit.
	And if you go to bluechew.com.
	B-L-U-E.
	Just like the color blue.
	C-H-E-W.
	Like you chew it.
	Right?
	This is a pill you chew.
	Go to bluechew.com, put in the promo code GAVIN, G-A-V-I-N, and it's free.
	You just pay the $5 shipping.
	And you have, in your wallet now, insurance.
	You take Mrs. Wright home.
	Maybe you're too drunk, maybe you've done something wrong.
	Maybe you're too freaked out, and there's too much pressure.
	Maybe there's a giant picture of your dad naked on the wall.
	For whatever reason, you're not performing as well as you should.
	Bluetooth solves that problem.
	So it's great for single guys, because they have a lot of pressure on their first date, and it's also great for married men, especially old married men like me, who forgot what it's like to have an actual wood, like a solid coconut smasher.
	And I've tried this pill and it lasted longer.
	I don't know why.
	Maybe it's because it's just like driving in a better car.
	You want to go farther?
	That's great.
	Yeah.
	And all of this is available at bluechew.com.
	Don't forget to put in the promo code Gavin, that's B-L-U-E-C-H-E-W dot com.
	All you pay is the $5 shipping.
	They're made in the USA, and since Blue Chew prepares and ships direct, they're cheaper than a pharmacy.
	And obviously it doesn't say boner pills in big letters on the box.
	It just, uh, it's very discreet.
	Alright, um, let's take another call, okay?
	We have Gas and Copied Songs.
	That's what it says here on the thing.
	Hey, you're on the line talking about copied songs.
	Hello.
	What's up?
	Yeah, I got a copied song.
	I don't know if it's still on this or if it's been mentioned or not.
	But the Killing Joke, or no, Nirvana stole the Killing Joke song called 80s.
	And Nirvana's song was Come As You Are.
	We got a whole episode coming, right, Gav?
	Yeah, we haven't shot it yet, though.
	Yeah.
	So let's look it up.
	That's in there.
	Thanks for calling, sir.
	Thanks, dude.
	Let's look it up now.
	Hey, hey, hey!
	What, what, what?
	You're dead.
	Shout out to you and your pop.
	Every time I fuck up at work, I say, you asshole, James!
	You asshole, James!
	See you later, guys.
	Later, man.
	Another good saying my dad said is whenever we'd be playing pool, he's a good sport.
	And so if I had a shot that looks like it was going to go in and it just didn't go in, he'd go, robbed blind.
	And every time I see, uh, like a kid in baseball with a great hit and it gets caught way in the outfield, I just say, ROBBED BLIND.
	That's pretty good.
	Okay, let's see.
	So this is, uh, Killing Joke ripped off Nirvana.
	No, Nirvana ripped off Killing Joke.
	Yeah, The Damned, uh, Life... Wait, The Damned are a different band, you retard.
	The Damned vs. Killing Joke vs. Nirvana.
	All three of these.
	Oh, they all stole from each other?
	They have a common theft.
	Well, The Damned would have been first.
	Yeah, here we go.
	T-minus two seconds.
	Here we go.
	Whoa!
	That's exactly... That's 1982.
	Wow.
	Life goes on by the damned.
	Now here's Killing Joke coming up right after this.
	Here we go.
	Killing Joke 80s.
	That's like even closer almost.
	Just distorted.
	I think the rip-off that Nirvana did was way more damn than Killing Joke.
	Now let's hear Nirvana.
	Totally.
	But he hits that extra note that is hit in Nirvana.
	You'll notice, by the way, in our new song we're working on called "You Can't Start a Fight with a Pettibone," there's no similarities.
	It's a totally original song.
	Yes.
	You think you're righteous, you got it wrong.
	Out of intent to live way too long.
	Out of intent to get out of my lawn.
	And you can't start a fight with a pedipalm.
	It's got to think of a verse.
	Alright, let's take another call.
	Okay.
	This is going to be a short ep because we're on holiday hours.
	We got Albert, he'd like to talk about Democratic Socialist America.
	Albert, you're on the line.
	Hey Albert?
	Hold on.
	Devin?
	Yeah?
	What's going on?
	I love your show.
	Thank you.
	Um, so did you watch the Democratic Socialists of America video that's out?
	Yeah, that's really making the rounds.
	It's been sent to me about 50 times.
	We talked about it on the show, so are you not a subscriber?
	I didn't catch that.
	What?
	I'm a subscriber.
	Are you wasted?
	I'm gonna buy your Clown World shirt!
	Oh my god, you're our first Whack Packer!
	What's your name again?
	Um... Tom?
	Albert.
	I'm a little stoned, it's my day off, and I'm really, this is too much energy being on here.
	It's freaking me out.
	You're doing good.
	I'm talking to the hipster lord, Gavin McGinnis.
	Thanks for calling, buddy.
	Thanks for tuning in.
	Enjoy your buzz.
	If you get freaked out, start having a bad trip, have some OJ, have some orange juice.
	Now, we're pre-taping next week, so callers we don't get to stay on the line.
	We're going to end this episode shortly, and then we're going to stop the live cast, and then you'll see the second half of this next week.
	Which you could be on if you just stay on the line.
	Which you could be on if you stay on.
	Brief intermission.
	Which is a Mr. Show sketch, where they have a live call-in show that's a week late.
	You should look that up right now.
	Oh, okay.
	Mr. T. I mean, Mr. T. Mr. Show, live call-in.
	Okay, I got a guy on the line.
	I'm gonna... Tyler, just hold on there.
	Alright.
	Mr. Show, live call-in.
	God damn it.
	Can you guys at home believe how much I have to hold his hand?
	Would it not... I think it would still be faster if I just hooked up this computer he broke.
	Here's the thing, we're going to use audio, so this is what I think.
	We have to mute the call that I just picked up, which is fine, in order for us to get volume and not have two things going on at once.
	Otherwise we'd have to communicate for a minute.
	You can turn the AC off, by the way, and it worked.
	No one noticed.
	This is back before politics ruined comedy.
	Give me a second.
	Tonight, the elderly.
	Good evening, and welcome to the pre-taped call-in show, where we tape all our shows a week in advance.
	I'm your host, Ken Doral, and, uh, let's try it again.
	It's really not that hard, okay?
	Our topic, once again, is The Elderly.
	We're taping it now, and it airs next week, okay?
	So, if you're watching me talk about The Elderly, Don't call to talk about it, it's too late.
	Instead, call about cooking, which is next week's topic.
	That's pretty funny.
	Okay.
	If you wanted to talk about the elderly, you should have called last week, when our pet care show was airing, but we were taping the elderly show.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	So, here we go.
	Hello.
	Hi Ken, great show.
	Thank you.
	What can I do for you?
	My dog has a disobedient problem.
	Okay.
	You know who's calling?
	SpongeBob.
	That's SpongeBob.
	Oh, did you know this?
	A white insult is square pants.
	Did we talk about this on the show?
	Besqueech me?
	An insult to white people is square pants.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Huh.
	And it comes from, the implication is that we're like SpongeBob.
	We're nerdy and we have a nasally voice and we're pussies.
	I don't think there's any word truly offensive for white people.
	Square pants.
	Does that bother you?
	No, nothing bothers me.
	You guys are impenetrable.
	You guys.
	Us.
	Let's take a call and then get a word from our sponsors and then we gotta wrap it up.
	Alright.
	Hey Tyler, Strange Love, you're on the line.
	Hey man, how you doing?
	Come on, you son of a bitch.
	Oh, you muted him.
	Have you unmuted him?
	Yes, he's unmuted.
	You're a real ninja.
	There we go.
	Hey, Tyler Strangelove?
	Yeah, I can hear you.
	How you doing?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Good, good.
	I gotta thank you for the recommendation on Strangelove.
	Oh yeah, wonderful bar.
	Great mega bar.
	Yeah, Strangelove is a bar on 53rd and 3rd in New York City.
	They're always great to me.
	A lot of Proud Boys go there.
	It's kind of the Proud Boys official bar.
	And it's a place where guys who like punk can also go there if they're mega.
	So it's a mega punk bar.
	And it's a mega punk bar.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Super pro, everything conservative.
	And they got a $3 beer and shot over there.
	That's great.
	Yeah.
	The bartender usually dresses like kind of crusty punk, but it'll have a MAGA hat on.
	And it's just, it's the official bar of the Proud Boys.
	Strange Love, 53rd and 3rd.
	Great spot.
	Thanks for calling, buddy.
	Have you noticed, by the way, when there's a call and they go, wait, wait, wait, and they have one other thing, it's never worth it?
	This is the problem with with calls and people who go to talks when they like a Shapiro talk and they go, Hi, Ben, thanks for coming.
	My question is in two parts.
	But first of all, I grew up here, but in a more rural area just north of here.
	And my dad was a farmer and you're like, Jesus fucking Christ, can you just get down to it, please?
	Notice that thing too where we're doing that town hall about Hunchback of Notre Dame and Utica?
	No, it wasn't Utica, where was it again?
	Ithaca.
	Ithaca.
	They all talk about themselves before they do their little thing.
	Like they go, hi, I've worked with the handicapped for over four years now with a group called CIRCUIT.
	It stands for... Alright, let's take one more call.
	Okay, 25 minutes, he's been on the line.
	Auto-screen failed, so we don't know what he's here to talk about or his name.
	Okay.
	Uh, sir, 832, area code, you're online?
	Sean, yeah.
	Hey, Sean.
	By the way, you still have an echo, you're so bad at your job, oh my god.
	So, um, I'm gonna say it really quick.
	I'm gonna say it real quick.
	Because I can't take this echo shit.
	Because I can't get echo shit.
	First of all... First of all... Um... Um...
	Do you think the left really believes in what they say?
	Or is it just like an act?
	what's your accent is a Oh Chile finish a did nothing wrong you Israel.
	Oh, Israel.
	Netanyahu did nothing wrong.
	I think that, I think it's, I think it's an act.
	I don't think they believe it.
	I think they know, I think if you could get them really drunk or give them a bit of heroin, I'm not suggesting you lace anyone's drink with heroin, but if you were to do heroin with a liberal, they would concede that they don't think half the country is racist.
	They would concede that they don't think that Israel is an apartheid state.
	Even like the far left?
	The far left, yeah, I don't think they're that serious either.
	Like, look at the band Surfboard.
	They're like, we're punk rock, we hate the establishment.
	And then Gucci says, we'd like you to be the face of our company.
	And they go, OK, no problem.
	Wow, yeah.
	Like, I remember hearing these two guys at Max Fish in New York City and they had a band together but the guy just got an awesome gig with like NASA or something and the guy was saying what are you doing we're just starting our band we're just starting to make waves you're gonna throw it all away for some stupid scientist job?
	And the Asian guy was like, yeah, I am.
	And the guy who was yelling at him would drop everything in a heartbeat if he was offered a hundredth of what the Asian dude was offered in that scenario.
	So I think these people are just bratty cunts who are doing this just out of a sense of fashion.
	It's cool to be Antifa right now, but if, you know, if they were ever kicked off social media or a loved one was ever ostracized, or if they were ever doxxed, if they ever got a taste of what they dish out, they would immediately capitulate.
	It's almost like the small man complex.
	So no, they don't think America's racist.
	They don't think the world is going to end.
	They don't think that we should get rid of fossil fuels.
	It's just fashion, which is why they don't want to have an open discussion.
	That's good.
	Yeah, I guess.
	Because we have hope.
	Yeah, because it implies they'll grow out of it.
	It's sort of like when you're when you're 14 you listen to rap and you go yo all the time.
	Regarding that guy that eats and shit at the same time, um, I hate when people tell me not to press the elevator with my, um, finger pad, use my knuckles.
	What the fuck is going to happen?
	Am I going to die from using my finger?
	How about we get an immune system?
	You know, in Australia, in Australia, they're giving kids dirt pills because everything is so clean.
	They're not building up an immune system.
	Get germs on yourself.
	Get in trouble.
	Get fired.
	Get icky.
	Like, don't lick the pole of the New York City subway.
	That's a little too intense.
	But everything else, you'll be fine.
	Alright, thanks for calling.
	What a dream.
	I'm gonna drink a homeless beer.
	Yeah.
	Thanks.
	Bye.
	Yeah, we're all worried about germs.
	Then we go to a bar and drink rotten fruit.
	Rotten potatoes, rotten corn, rotten barley and oats.
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	Yeah, I remember that.
	Can you get the Cavefe mugs?
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	I would take it easy on the heaviest potency.
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	All right folks, if you're on the line, stay on the line because next Thursday's a pre-tape. - So C, someone? - C Raynartz made that with his super precise laser from O-W-W Lasers.
	Owl Lasers.
	I was thinking about replacing the bug with it.
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	And then we got the small one here, too.
	We could have a real bug.
	Alright guys, that's it.
	If you're on the line, stay on the line.
	I'll get to you because we're shooting next Thursday's show right now, so it won't be live.
	Get in trouble.
	No.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.

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