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Aug. 1, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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	It was Operation Ivy.
	Whoa, it's just another crowd.
	We need a gathering instead.
	I agree with them.
	Small shows are way more fun.
	That's why, when I go back in time, I'm not going to kill Hitler.
	I don't want to kill a baby.
	Are you nuts?
	I'm pro-life.
	But I will check out all these bands on their first shows.
	I'll check out the Ramones in 76 when they played London.
	I'll check out the Sex Pistols' first show at the 100 Club.
	And I'll check out Operation Ivy on Gilman Street.
	Can you flick my monitor thing towards me?
	That guy hates me now, though.
	I saw on Twitter the singer, Jesse something.
	He was saying mean things about me.
	It's weird when you become this icon of hate because you put on your records and you go, oh, I think I'll listen to Talib Quelli.
	Oh, he called me a white supremacist.
	Oh, I think I'll listen to Operation Ivy.
	Oh, he said I'm a fucking asshole or something.
	Oh, I guess I'll put on Sonic Youth.
	Oh, he talks about my big mustache and is glad I got pepper sprayed.
	Thurston, what's his name?
	Oh, oh, I know.
	I'll put on Public Enemy.
	No, Chuck D just made a video where my head is explodified.
	Exploded.
	And I said, he was talking about terror or something and how evil it is and domestic terror.
	And I said, on Twitter, I'm not allowed to say this anymore.
	But I said, Chuck D, you made a video where my head explodes and you're talking about intimidating people.
	And he goes, that wasn't your head.
	It was a watermelon exploding.
	Something you probably want me to eat with fried chicken.
	Ay.
	Like the race thing.
	It's just getting so tedious.
	And it was tedious last night at this nude festival where the chick from Dancing with the Stars wouldn't shut up about racism all night.
	No, sorry, wrong side.
	This, the DNC debates that I was forced to watch.
	Racity race.
	At one point, one of them, I hadn't heard of half these people, but one of them goes, we have a white nationalist in the White House.
	What?
	What?
	And then Don Lemon just jumps on board with more.
	The way Don Lemon talks is, look, it's unfortunate we have a white supremacist in the White House.
	What are we going to do about it?
	Not, are we sure that he's racist?
	No, no, it's just like, well, he's obviously racist.
	Anyhow, what should we do?
	I'm not exaggerating.
	That's Don Lamon.
	And Marion Williamson, of course, was the star of last night.
	I think Tulsi Gabbard was the star of this one.
	There's been two, right?
	But I have some bad news about her and Antifa that I'm going to disappoint you with shortly.
	But before we get there, I was just thinking, so I had to watch the debates last night.
	I don't usually watch these things because they're so tedious.
	And you get the highlights the next day anyway.
	But I had to watch it because I was going to talk about it on InfoWars.
	Now, I was on InfoWars that day in the morning, and they were very good to me.
	They talked about free speech.tv.
	I wore a free speech.tv shirt.
	And if you're listening to the audio of this podcast, please go to free speech.tv right now.
	We have new content every day, and it's not just this show.
	There's little movies, little mini docs.
	Wait till you see the history of punk.
	I think it's my greatest creation.
	And it's weird because you did so much of it, Ryan.
	Thanks.
	But it's something I'm the most, yeah, I shouldn't say my greatest creation.
	As far as content goes, it's something I'm the most proud of of the past few years.
	It's like a new form of documentary.
	It's really cool.
	It's a new way of storytelling.
	Yeah, it's cool.
	So you do your spiel.
	You do tons of homework.
	Don't read a teleprompter.
	That looks awkward, Tucker.
	Yeah, a little stab.
	I surprised myself with that little bitchy dig.
	No, it frustrates me that he reads a teleprompter because he's such a good talker.
	And I understand if it's your first time, but you could just have bullet points and he could just go off.
	And I hate seeing people's eyes go like that.
	But you go off on a huge diatribe about something you know a lot about, right?
	Right about what you know.
	And then that's in front of a green screen.
	Then you go back and every time you're talking about something, you add, like say I say the bad brains.
	You add some pictures and some footage of the bad brains and music from them.
	So now the guy talking is the least dynamic part of the whole thing.
	I invented a new thing.
	You're like a maestro.
	And then people go.
	People have talked with videos behind them before, shit for brains.
	No, not this way.
	Not with a green screen, clean slate, and then gone over and over, take after take, not take after take, but polish after polish, where we keep adding pictures and articles and stuff until it's just like this onslaught.
	It's like 100 hours of Googling packed into this narration.
	I mean, we should, when should we, you had a couple edits on that to do still, right?
	Yeah, no, that should be out ideally this weekend.
	When should we do it?
	Should we save them for our vacation and then just release a bunch of free speech presents?
	I was thinking about that.
	For days we're gone.
	For that particular one, because it's like a pretty good special.
	So it shouldn't sneak under the radar a day that we have a show anyway.
	Perhaps.
	So anyway, I did all that InfoWar stuff.
	They were very gracious.
	And I think it bought us about 100 new subscribers.
	But we had to work that whole day and watch the debates.
	And plus, when you watch the debates the first night, well, you kind of have to watch them the second night.
	Or people watching this show would go, why'd you talk about one of the two debates?
	So all in all, it swallowed up probably about 10 hours.
	And 100 people is what?
	$1,000, right?
	Just about.
	yeah.
	Just about.
	It's somewhere around there.
	I could say a million, and you'd go, wow, we made a million bucks.
	However, when Anna Kasparian and David Pachman and Sam Seder all started bitching about me offering them money to come on my show, which is a strange gripe to have, all their videos compiled that whole week of banter back and forth talking about how evil I am to invite them to a debate made me a thousand subscribers.
	That's a hundred grand.
	So the moral of the story is nothing pays the bills like leftist whining.
	Doing your own work and getting out there.
	I think Infowars for the debate, the post-debate coverage, I think they get like 1.3 million viewers.
	Wow.
	And I only got $1,000 out of that.
	And the other funny part is David Pachman got demonetized for saying my name.
	Oh, yeah.
	So he does a video going, Gavin McInnes should be demonetized.
	He shouldn't be allowed to do anything on social media or anywhere.
	And then they go, you said that guy's name.
	He's the leader of a hate group.
	Oh, speaking of which, the DA is now talking about subpoenaing.
	Well, I got to be careful how I word this.
	The DA has now contacted free speech.tv and implied they would be interested in possibly getting some of these shows.
	Is that how you talk about trials when they're going?
	That doesn't sound fun at all, but yes, I suppose so.
	It's a strange thing to ask for because you just sign up.
	That's one of the least profitable things is when your friends are facing 60 years in prison, you get one subscriber.
	That's no Casparian young Turks.
	But that's nerve-wracking.
	So let's just...
	This is so fucking perfect and hilarious.
	Google has a party.
	This is what Like, I bet if you Google ImageFamily, it's not a white family.
	Mind control.
	It is mind control.
	That lunatic, Jesse Ventura, was right.
	They're changing the algorithms to make families colored.
	Yes.
	That's coming from a yellow folk, myself.
	Okay, so what's the top, what's the first?
	It's whites.
	Yeah.
	And then we get Asians.
	And then we get black.
	And then what?
	And we get some of this.
	They're wonderful.
	Anyway, the funny thing about big tech wanting to control the conversation is they're hypocrites.
	They're flakes.
	You know when you see an unbelievably hideous piece of art in your town near City Hall?
	There's just like a giant paper clip that has a human face or something.
	Or a screw that goes into a giant Chuck Taylor that has...
	You can't help but.
	Maybe I should make these.
	Paul Joseph Watson and Jim Gold write about this all the time.
	These hideous modern art pieces.
	You know why those are there?
	Because these boring cunts who work in, and when I say cunt, I mean male and female, who work for the city, they're just Hollywood for ugly people, right?
	And they want to hobnob with the top local artists and have wine and cheesers.
	So they have these meetings with them, and these guys make these hideous pieces of shit.
	You can't see this if you're just hearing the audio, but we're showing examples of this.
	And it's got nothing to do with the art.
	They don't care about what's there.
	They just got to meet that famous artist and they got a picture with their wife and they had wine with them.
	They were hobnobbing.
	That's really all they care about.
	And you'll also notice, like, Howard Stern and David Letterman and Jimmy Kimmel, they all have really lame, lefty politics now, like woman politics, basically.
	They have the politics of uneducated rich women, actresses, basically.
	They have Alyssa Milano's politics.
	Why is that?
	Again, hobnobbing.
	Howard Stern wants Beth, his wife, to be happy.
	What does Beth like the most?
	Well, what most rich housewives like the most, to be invited to fancy dinner parties at Jimmy Kimmel's house and other celebrities.
	Who's organizing those dinner parties?
	Jimmy Kimmel's wife.
	So if you're the Trump guy, then you're going to make the wife uncomfortable.
	You're not going to be invited to the dinner party, and then your wife's going to be pissed off.
	So these guys acquiesce and they go, all right, I'm a really smarmy shithead who is worried about plastic and I'm scared of straws and I want to drive a Prius or something.
	And they talk about how much they hate Trump and blah, blah, blah, blah.
	It's all just about their social life.
	There's no depth to it whatsoever.
	It's just about what makes my wife the most easy to deal with.
	Oh, a giant butt plug in Paris.
	It would be funny if it was used.
	So Google had a party, and it just sort of, you know how you can personify something?
	This sort of partifies something.
	It perfectly sums up these horrible cows.
	Oh, I didn't include the link, did I?
	Is that not it?
	No.
	You're about to show a movie, dude.
	Oh.
	Maybe you should have familiarized yourself with the topics at hand.
	The link was missing, I suppose.
	So it's a Google party.
	Yeah.
	For the Democrats.
	Yeah.
	Oh, actually, I can understand you getting that wrong because I just sort of stuck YouTubing.
	Just go to Daily Mail.
	Okay.
	It's a top story.
	And so Google wants to hobnob with celebs.
	They pretend it's about the environment.
	And they have something like 200 major celebrities.
	How Google splashed the cash and created an 800-ton carbon footprint, flying hypocritical celebrities to environmental talking shop on 114 private jets to watch cold play and hang out on mega yachts.
	Thank you for saving the world, Matthew McConaughey and Bono.
	Thank you so much for sipping champagne on a giant boat and talking about how you're going to get me to stop using paper plates.
	They sit there on a yacht and talk about you and I not having bags with us when we go to buy groceries.
	I mean, it's just a bag.
	It really drives me nuts about the lower class is they just cannot get it together to bring a bag to the groceries.
	I mean, I can bring a fucking yacht to the groceries, and they can't bring one little cloth tote.
	And then Bono goes, totes, and everyone laughs.
	That's a pretty good joke, Bono.
	Well, they're not going to tell Bono if he has a bad joke.
	That's true.
	I would.
	I wouldn't even tell Bono that his guitarist is bald.
	I would just say, his head's really cold.
	That's all.
	And you go, yes, but I know it's been getting quite common.
	Even in July, it'll have that fucking hat on his head.
	And I'll say, yeah, he's like Congolese.
	He has a very low tolerance of chilliness.
	I don't know.
	I'm starting to think that him and Tempool are actually fucking bald.
	Bono, Bono, Bono.
	Don't get your creepers in a nut twist.
	All right.
	So I actually missed the very end of the debate because I was sick of not making money and I needed some liberals to whine.
	I thought one liberal makes an angry tweet and I wouldn't have to watch this.
	What are you doing with the debate?
	I posted it.
	Oh, Shiza.
	Well, it's a sneak peek for those who like to see in color.
	Well, this isn't how this show goes.
	I like my shirt better.
	This is BNW.
	In this color.
	Yeah, we make this black and white so you can differentiate between GeoML Live, which is now a different show, than Get Off My Lawn.
	We're still ironing up the kinks.
	We're still figuring it out.
	Yeah.
	Figuring it out.
	I don't know what we're going to do in August for vacation time, but I will not deny ye endless content.
	That's what we signed up for.
	You can't open a restaurant and then three months in, it's closed for five days.
	That's actually one of the problems with my restaurant in the East Village, the Cardinal.
	We'd have times we weren't open.
	We were not reliable.
	Not to mention everyone was getting wasted.
	And the city of New York is a nightmare to run a restaurant in.
	Constant fines, including dented cans.
	The inspectors were always from Guyana, and I'd sit there with the chef slash manager, Curtis Brown, who ran the place, and we'd both stare at the guy and go, do you like ruining people's lives?
	You're worse than someone who gives out parking tickets.
	People can afford parking tickets.
	You shut places down.
	He's like, what am I supposed to do?
	You don't want me to have a roof over my head?
	You don't want me to have a job?
	And we go, but you're giving us a fine, which could cost us a whole letter on the front window, which ends up costing you thousands.
	If you go from an A to a B to a C. Because of a dented can.
	Dented cans were a serious issue in about 1872 when cans were made of tin and the tin would flake and you could get...
	No, no, that's not problem.
	What's it called?
	Tinnitis is the easiest.
	Tetanus.
	Tetanus.
	That's what the guy who, the Roebling who built the Brooklyn Bridge, that's what he died of.
	You know how he died?
	How?
	Of stupidity.
	One of the smartest people in the world.
	So he got an infection.
	He had tetanus.
	And he believed in this bullshit water treatment stuff where you run your wound through water again and again and always keep it wet and always have water circulating around it.
	It's called like water health therapy or some shit.
	So the infection is like, thanks for the cold shower, dude, and promptly killed him.
	This is also common in the punk community because they think they're above medicine.
	We had Ari up from the slits who reckoned herself a Rastafarian and didn't get breast cancer treatment until it was too late and she changed her mind.
	Same with polystyrene of X-ray specs, exact same story.
	Hota ni culprit medicine.
	And of course we have Bob Marley who refused to amputate his toe when he had cancer and then it metastasized and killed him.
	He could have had nine toes and still be around today, but no Rastafari blood clot.
	I cannot separate Iself from Iman.
	Yeah, that's totally not what I'm trying to do.
	As Jim Goad said, highly salassy, highly retarded.
	That's pretty good.
	This is John Roebling, father of the Brooklyn Bridge.
	Kind of the father of the steel bridge.
	Kind of the father of the whole idea of steel cables that are actually made up of tons of little cables entwined together.
	He's kind of the inventor of the bridge as we know it.
	It's the bridge as we know it.
	One of the reasons I missed the very end of the debate, just the last five minutes, is because I'd had enough.
	And I had about 20 zingers for each candidate.
	So I missed the very end.
	But before I show you what I missed, and I missed a huge, I missed Joe Biden basically losing the presidency.
	But I missed it because I put on this movie.
	You know these movies Sylvester Stallone does where he escapes from prison?
	Yes.
	They're super good.
	Escape Plan, this series is called.
	And I saw Escape Plan 3 came up.
	And Escape Plan 2 is awesome.
	What he does is he gets hired by prisons to go in there and break out so they can see what their flaws are.
	This prison was on a boat.
	And they didn't even know they were on a boat in the middle of nowhere.
	And they actually didn't tell Sly what was really going on.
	And it is that they're just going to keep him there forever as an ad to other countries where they go, hey, our super jail is so good.
	You know that guy who breaks out of prison?
	He's been there for 30 years.
	Wow.
	So that was Escape Plan 2.
	I won't ruin it for you.
	So Escape Plan 3 will probably be at worst 10% worse.
	It is 376% worse than Escape Plan 2.
	He clearly got some money from China to have their top pop stars and add a bunch of Chinese in there.
	So when the Chinese watch it, it's a Chinese movie with a bunch of English people and Chinese subtitles.
	And Chinese people, Chinese culture is super corny when it comes to Hollywood.
	The overacting is fucking insane.
	It's just a totally different culture.
	So when you put those two movies together, like when they're alone, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, you just go, okay, I'm watching a human puppet show.
	I can get into it.
	But when you have Sylvester Stallone, who's playing the same guy he's always played, so he's fine, and a bunch of other tough guys, sure.
	Yo, we got to get out of there.
	Yeah, yeah, I know.
	You're a tough guy.
	I'm very familiar with the genre.
	It goes back to on the waterfront.
	Got it.
	But then they have like Li Han Su staring at his, like he meets the girl he loves.
	It's so cornball.
	I bet they don't include much in the trailer, but let's just check out this is why I missed Joe Biden's gaffe.
	You know, Abigail, I was thinking about what you were saying about us moving in together.
	I think it's a pretty good idea.
	Just pause.
	I love you, right?
	Guess who dies?
	Hey, Abigail, I love you, and I'm looking forward to a bright future.
	And you mean a lot to me.
	And if the bad guy were to kill you, of course, it would devastate me because I began the movie by talking about us spending time together and we're madly in love.
	I love you so much.
	And there's nothing that any Chinaman could do to ruin it.
	If you were to get kidnapped by people who are in the prison industry, I would be very disappointed.
	I'd probably lose it with rage and get shot at the end.
	You're probably wishing that the writers of Taken had made this, but unfortunately, you're dead.
	I love you too.
	What a monster.
	Listen up.
	Just pause.
	Why do we have to see the logos of production companies before every movie?
	Am I making Hollywood movies?
	And I'm shopping around for production companies?
	Why do you get to stuff your logo up my ass when I'm trying to get lost in the movie?
	And they'll often do it twice.
	So they'll go, Loomis, Disney, shithead.
	And then you go, okay, congratulations.
	You have some little logos your team worked on.
	Wow, it's a golden lion.
	Logos.
	And then, and then they'll go, why did you just do Owen Benjamin?
	Because he says logos.
	That's his thing.
	What do you mean?
	Logos is like things that have like godliness in them.
	Dude, it's all logos.
	And this is not a shot at him.
	Like, I watch his.
	I think we've lost him as a friend.
	No, dude.
	Yeah.
	I like him.
	Me just joking around.
	That's the weirdest loss of a friend I had since Tony Barber of the BuzzCon.
	You're Chinaman's.
	Do you know how I lost him as a friend?
	We were dogs.
	Yeah.
	I said, I'd love to have you over, but you can't bring your rescue pit bulls.
	He's like, well, Don, fuck you.
	Now you lost this friend to a dog eater.
	Okay, wait, wait, wait.
	You can come.
	I will jeopardize my six-year-old.
	What are you, a fucking Mexican god, an Aztec god?
	I hereby sacrifice my child to our friendship.
	Go ahead, eat Johnny Buffalo.
	Maybe, like, he won't, I can't get him to talk about it.
	Maybe he means he's shocked that I would even assume that he would bring his dogs, but they're not even nice pit bulls.
	They're rescue pits.
	You know what rescue pits are in Flatbush where he lives?
	They are from drug dealers who had them to protect their stash or maybe just to fight.
	So they're the worst pit bulls, likely north of the Mason-Dixon line.
	There's probably a lot more dog fighting in the south.
	But as far as the northeast goes, he's got the worst pit bulls there are.
	And my fucking kid is right at pit bull level.
	No.
	That's a no.
	Bye, friendship.
	Peace.
	Anyway, it's sad we lost Owen.
	I don't think we did.
	But so they show you your logos.
	And then after the logos, we go start the movie.
	Okay, good.
	Finally, you can stop bragging that you made a movie and ruining it for everyone else.
	Then they'll go, a Limus production.
	And it's the same shit you just saw, but written out.
	You go, I know it's a Limus production.
	You just showed me your big golden Limus.
	Fuck off.
	Hey there.
	I'm here.
	Sorry it took a little longer.
	We're going to have a great life together.
	What's the hey, girlfriend?
	Love and trust.
	Love and trust.
	You just.
	So happy.
	Hey just pause.
	Guess where she is now?
	Wait, is that Margo Robbie?
	No, right?
	No.
	Okay.
	So they were in whatever, New York City.
	She's kidnapped.
	She's in Belarus.
	How'd you get to fucking Belarus?
	What is that?
	Like a 12-hour plane ride?
	And how'd you work that out with the, what are they called?
	The TSA or whatever?
	Just a random plane?
	What is this?
	Mad Max?
	You can just fly a plane somewhere and land and there's no record of it?
	This happens a few times.
	They keep kidnapping people and taking them to this dead jail in Belarus.
	And by the way, the jail in Belarus is where all the world's leaders secretly send their worst, worst criminals.
	So like serial rapists, Bin Laden, whatever.
	They go to this one Super Max jail.
	And you go, wait a minute, if this jail is illegal and corrupt, why wouldn't that company just go, country, sorry, just go, shoot the guy?
	I'm not going to pay to have him flow into Eastern Europe.
	Belarus.
	And the way they know it's Belarus is because when the bad guy leaves a message, there's a poster of him behind of the patron saint of prisoners or something.
	And the wrestler dude from Guardians of the Galaxy sees it and goes, I think I know where that is.
	And it's not a nice place.
	What?
	You know every prison in the world?
	And you can identify every prison in the world from a poster in the background.
	I'd like to just do a whole slideshow with him.
	And he's like, that's in New Jersey.
	Sing Sing.
	That's Rikers.
	That actually is Alcatraz.
	It's defunct now, but I recognize it.
	Oh, that's in Cambodia.
	That's actually not a bad prison for Southeast Asia.
	You'd be surprised.
	You show him like Johnny Cash playing the prison.
	He's like, no idea.
	I have no idea what that is.
	It's the patron saint of prisoners.
	That would be a cool tattoo.
	That guy, I don't know.
	He looks too modern.
	What's modern?
	The modern man.
	Secret, secret.
	He's wearing, oh, look at that.
	He's wearing half of a prisoner's uniform.
	Yeah.
	You know how vain and gay and fashiony I am.
	I caught myself just now thinking, that'd be kind of cool if I had to go to prison because I could get that tat.
	And then people would be like, what's that on your arm?
	I go, oh, fuck, it's this, the patron saint of prisoners from when I was in Rikers for three hours.
	What a gay thought to have.
	You got real Canadian right there.
	That's like when you think things like, it'd be cool if my parents died and I was like the dead parents guy.
	Yeah, I can't talk about it.
	I don't have a mom or dad.
	That gets a little less intense as you get older, too.
	Like when you're 58, you can't go, my parents are dead.
	Yeah, you want to go through tragedy purely for the aesthetic.
	My buddy Wagon Run.
	Remember, I told you I would travel all over Europe staying at punk squats and stuff?
	The guy I went with said the gayest thing I've ever heard next to, I like your new sunglasses.
	And that was, we're going to be there for four months, right?
	At least.
	I think we were there for six months.
	And we're just going to go to the money runs out, but we're still going to work and stuff.
	So we hoped it would be a self-perpetuating machine.
	We had an open ticket.
	And he goes, we've been there maybe a week.
	And he goes, oh, man.
	Don't you wish you could just fast forward six months from now?
	And we're back in Montreal.
	We should drink at this bar called the Biftech.
	And we walk into the Biftech and we're like the Europe guys who had just been to Europe for six months.
	He wanted to jump over the six months.
	Just to have the bragging.
	Just to be the guy who had just been in Europe.
	That's horrible.
	What?
	Well, here's a conundrum.
	Would you rather go someplace and then no one knows about it, but it's really cool?
	Or not go someplace, but everybody thinks that you did something really cool.
	Yeah, I'm familiar with that conundrum.
	I think it's stupid.
	I don't want to go on the best holiday in the world if I don't remember it.
	Yeah.
	True detail.
	Then it's just a dream.
	Seems.
	And I was reading Word Up magazine.
	By the way, what are you wearing?
	Speaking of rap in the South Bronx in 1988.
	Sworn I get away with it, but I'm wearing a tracksuit.
	Why?
	I think you know what's happening?
	you're getting Flava Flav rich.
	You bought a new...
	Yes.
	Then the next day you bought that Carhartt backpack.
	You're $12,000 in debt.
	Now you're wearing some sort of weird sweatsuit, which is what people do when they win tons of money.
	You look like a Russian guy who just started dealing Coke, and you're really happy to finally have money.
	And you're wearing a headband.
	Are you in the Chingalings?
	No.
	What are you doing?
	I don't know.
	Why are you wearing a headband?
	This looks cool.
	But this looks cool.
	No.
	No.
	Changing cameras.
	You look like Bruce Lee's assistant.
	Bruce, are you hungry?
	You kicked me.
	I just asked him a question.
	All right, so let's go through the debate.
	No, no, sorry, let's finish what I missed the end of the debate for.
	So she's in Belarus somehow.
	Ray Bresslin pushed him out.
	I had nothing to do with what happened.
	I bet you were there.
	Just pause.
	They used tons of footage from the number two.
	Oh, really?
	I don't mean Pooh.
	I mean Escape Plan 2.
	Recycled footage.
	So, you know, every second of a film costs tons of money.
	So if you can throw in shit like that's what's so great about these movies, like the one in New York where there was the Statue of Liberty's head on the ground, what was that called again?
	The Day After Tomorrow?
	You know, Crimson something.
	The one that was mostly filmed on a handheld camera.
	Oh, oh, oh, Cloverfield.
	Cloverfield.
	You're saving hundreds of thousands when you have other people's footage or shitty footage.
	As you probably know, why am I telling you that?
	That's the poster you just saw.
	Ray Bressland.
	50 Cent is in it.
	Why is it?
	Okay, just pause.
	Wait.
	50 Cent, guess what he is?
	He's obviously, like most people with 50 cents background, a computer expert hacker.
	And the makeup is so bad.
	Oh, her face was a totally different makeup.
	And her face was yellow and her neck was brown.
	It was night school, yeah.
	Kevin Hart's night school.
	Kevin Hart's Night School.
	This is the same thing.
	I thought it was Bruce Banner.
	Sylvester Saloon is green, half the movie.
	Someone needs to get fired.
	That makeup artist who worked in this movie, I'll bet you a million dollars, is the hottest thing on two wheels because she's certainly not good at her job.
	What'd you call?
	Devil's Station.
	How bad is this place?
	There he is, just guessing it.
	Let's just fly over.
	That's the guy.
	Oh, they're only showing the martial arts in their trailer because these guys were so bad.
	I'm glad he's wearing a hat in this one because the trailer for the taxi movie with Kumail Nanjiani, you cannot pay attention to anything but his weird thinning hair.
	Oh, really?
	He's bald in this one.
	Distracting.
	Make a big impression.
	By the way, this is the whole movie.
	You've just seen the movie.
	They get taken in a weird jail in the middle of nowhere, and then they go there and kill everyone.
	Oh, another weird thing about it, too, is it was so bad, by the way.
	I was sitting there drinking beer alone, just going, this movie sucks.
	You ever do that?
	You say it aloud?
	Yeah.
	You're totally alone.
	Just like, this, oh, that was so corny.
	He's such a ham, that Chinese guy.
	He's such a chim.
	Oh, that's another weird thing.
	It becomes a video game halfway through, and they shoot people with like fireworks.
	And the blood, when the blood splatters, it's as red as if I stuck a red sticker on my TV.
	Like, there it is!
	There it is!
	That's exactly the blood I'm talking about.
	The blood is done in post.
	Yeah, yeah.
	A lot of people do that.
	It must be to sell a video game.
	I mean, that really...
	What's the little comeback?
	Wait, what was this little last stupid line?
	I'm done with treasons.
	I'm done with prisons.
	Yeah, you are.
	Because that movie's going to bomb.
	I'm done with movies.
	I'm done with these escape plan fucking movies.
	I made a bunch of Chinese money.
	Remember when I bet my, he was five at the time.
	I bet him a buck about something, and he won the bet.
	And then I pulled it out, and all I had was a $100 bill.
	And I go, I have this.
	And he goes, Nice try.
	That's Chinese.
	That's hilarious.
	I don't remember that you saying that.
	This is the trailer for pretty much, you just got to look at his hair.
	It's wait, is that fake hair?
	It's, I think so.
	Yeah, because he's bald.
	Yeah, I gotta.
	This is another hot woman.
	Look up these women, and I bet they're hot.
	Who does his fake hair?
	Yeah.
	I don't mean right now.
	I'm just saying in general.
	Like Robert Downey Jr., whoever dresses him in movies, I think it's him.
	I think he insists on wearing his own clothes because he dresses like a fool.
	Yeah.
	But every time you've seen Comptons in a movie, there's a hot chick involved.
	There's just people telling Robert that he's picked out a great clothing.
	And yeah, maybe you can't see it as well here, but his hair is bizarre.
	Is that even real?
	Get out of the car!
	Get in!
	Oh!
	I am not touching that.
	It's a baby gun.
	It allows you to fucking.
	See?
	Oh, yeah.
	I think I might be headed there, dude.
	Nah.
	Yeah.
	I'm starting to see between the trees.
	You getting Batista-esque?
	I'm getting Batista.
	By the way, speaking of picking up chicks, we're going to have Matt Palumbo on the show shortly.
	He did a book called Debunk This, Shattering Liberal Lies.
	And my contention is it's a great way to meet chicks.
	When you know stuff and you go, yeah, yeah, I'm familiar with the Australian gun band.
	It was in 1996.
	It didn't work.
	They bought back a bunch of guns and then those same people just bought more guns.
	Now there's more guns in Australia than before the buyback.
	And yeah, there hasn't been a lot of mass shootings.
	There hasn't barely been any mass shootings in that part of the world.
	Yes, I know there was the mosque, but put it on a graph.
	There's no pattern.
	That makes chicks horny, is my contention.
	All right.
	So I'm watching that piece of shaisa, and I'm missing the very end of the debate, which was Joe Biden saying, not take it easy on me, kid.
	But at the very, very end, he said, I think it's the Daily Mail one again.
	No, no, no.
	Go below Joe Biden.
	Go back to the notes.
	Penis face.
	The Daily Mail one and the Breitbart one below it.
	He said, check out my website.
	Joe.
	Now, you think you'd have it memorized, right?
	Joe2020.com.
	Look up Joe2020.com right now.
	I heard people said it goes to Pete Buttigig, which would be a fast URL by.
	Wow.
	But I checked it out and it didn't go to Pete Buttigig.
	Buttigig?
	Booty Judge is what Booty Judge has been saying.
	That's taking you.
	It's not secure.
	It's loading.
	GoDaddy.
	Oh, it's for sale.
	What?
	Joe 2020?
	Yes.
	Maybe Joe Biden 2020?
	Okay.
	Let me sec.
	Let me check.
	Why wouldn't he buy that?
	I don't know.
	I bet it was fucking 20 bucks.
	Security check.
	Sure.
	Yes.
	Okay.
	Add to Chrome?
	No.
	What the?
	That's some Russian ass shit.
	Oh my God.
	What a boomer.
	What a loser.
	Anyway, I have to...
	I don't want to brag.
	I'm not trying to brag.
	I'm not bragging.
	I'm not bragging.
	Free people will come to my house.
	Don't make me rhubarb.
	It's unfortunate.
	You're comfortable.
	What's up?
	I'm not bragging, but I have free speech.tv memorized.
	And if I was to end a speech, I would say, so come check us out at free speech.tv.
	We've got new content every day, as well as a variety of shows and events and blah, blah, blah.
	Right?
	This is Joe ending his.
	Look, I've said it many times, and I think everyone agrees with this.
	We're in a battle for the soul of America.
	This most consequential election any one of you, no matter how old or young you are, has ever, ever participated in.
	What?
	Four more years of Donald Trump will go down as an aberration.
	Hard to overcome the damage he's done, but we can overcome it.
	What damage?
	Eight more years of Donald Trump will change America in a fundamental way.
	Wait, just pause.
	The America we know will no longer...
	What is eight more years of Donald Trump?
	So he has two and a half terms?
	What is he talking about?
	He's already done two years.
	He's reading a speech from...
	Wow.
	So eight more years will mean he was president for 11 years.
	So he gets three extra years?
	What are you talking about, senile Joe?
	Longer exist.
	Everybody knows who Donald Trump is.
	Wrong.
	We have to let them know who we are.
	We choose science over fiction.
	We choose hope over fear.
	We choose unity over division.
	And we choose the idea that we can, as Americans, when we act together, do anything.
	This is the United States of America.
	United.
	We've acted together.
	We have never, never, never been unable to overcome whatever the problem was.
	Never, never, never.
	If you agree with me, go to Joe30330 and help me in this fight.
	Thank you very much.
	Pause.
	303.
	What are you like?
	You didn't say dot com either.
	What?
	Joe 30330.
	You can just see him, too, after he said that, just sort of going, and I'm fucked.
	Because we're very finicky here in America.
	Howard Dean lost his whole political career because he yelled once and it sounded a little squeaky.
	I thought that was kind of unfair.
	That was his scandal.
	He just went, yeah!
	So what happens when you go joe30330.com?
	Well, I didn't put .com because he did not say to do that.
	Okay.
	Now I have.
	Put it in the URL bar, not the search bar, you turd.
	What do you think you're going to get?
	Joe 30330.
	And I'll put a dot com.
	But you made a space.
	Oh.
	Yeah, this is what I got when I did it.
	Josh for America.
	And it's some like, not millennial, but Generation Z. So I think that means he's eight years old.
	Let's see who got 8 billion hits today.
	Actually, click on that YouTube video.
	Let's see how many hits it got.
	Okay.
	Josh for America.
	He's running on oh look at him look at him go back this is who he can't even do his top button by far in this race have you ever worn a suit before look at his collar I'm the only candidate currently running on a no homework 19,000 Oh, it's a joke.
	Some say that this type of policy is unneeded.
	19,000.
	It's unlisted.
	It's an unlisted video.
	You can only get it while looking at the site.
	See what I said about reading?
	You could have done a funny bit, dude.
	And you had to write out your jokes.
	Do comedians read teleprompters?
	Don't write out your jokes.
	You need something.
	My video would have been about six seconds, and it would have involved farts and stuff.
	This guy blew it.
	I would have just done something totally retarded.
	Yes.
	And said, like, we are running for president.
	You want to be president?
	I want to be president.
	Let's be president together.
	I vote that everyone gets to be president at the same time.
	Wearing like a lab coat or something.
	All right.
	So let's get back to Joey.
	I'm going to rip through these pretty fast.
	Actually, yeah.
	So according to the New York Post, the big moment
	for for Joe was at the very beginning when he comes up with Kamala Harris and says go easy on me kid and they shook hands uh this has subtext I think I think what that means is we're going to be running mates and I do mark my words here on the show whatever the date is whatever the time is what's the date today it's the first I believe first of August 245 p.m I hereby declare that the
	election will be President Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris.
	They will lose, but that will be what the DNC is going for.
	Pocahontas is out.
	Kamala, sorry, Tulsi's out.
	Shaky Amy.
	Shaky Amy's already gone.
	She's got a change of AA batteries.
	She's a vibrator.
	Can you go back?
	So she's, let's see if we can hear him say, take it easy on me, kid.
	Go easy on me, kid.
	Go easy on me, kid.
	How you doing?
	Are you black or Indian or what?
	We'll talk about it later, Joe.
	Okay, because you look Indian.
	Usually when someone's black, they have sort of curly hair here on the corners and yours looks pretty darn straight.
	That hurt my side instantly.
	Okay, so this is the problem with Joe Biden.
	He's been doing this for so long that he said things back when liberals were sane and rational.
	Like in 2004, Obama and the Clintons were against gay marriage and they wanted to build a wall.
	They wanted strong borders.
	They were against immigration.
	They were also pro-family.
	And that's like Nazi shit today.
	So they caught, they're catching Joe and all these things he said decades ago.
	For example, diversity drives us apart.
	Joe Biden earlier believed that diversity drives America apart.
	Wow.
	So you're okay with immigrants coming in here legally, but you think they should assimilate to the culture and if not become Christian, at least revere Christianity or Judeo-Christianity.
	and if you don't respect the Torah and the Bible, you have, you shouldn't be here.
	Is that what you're saying?
	And they shouldn't have these sort of bubbles like City Con in London says you shouldn't assimilate.
	It's not your job as an immigrant.
	So Biden, in other words, has the same politics as say me.
	He also said, he's also was caught saying, and this came up during the debate, that women shouldn't go to work for the most part.
	They'd be happier at home and it's better for the family for them to be at home.
	If they can, stay at home.
	Basically, he's President Gav.
	Wow.
	He's running, he's running on Gav talking points.
	Maybe that's why the DA is interested in my show.
	They want to learn more about Joe Biden.
	That's why.
	He got heckled when he came up and I think they were heckling him saying, stop the deportations.
	It's not easy to heckle.
	We can't hear you very well at home.
	When de Blasio was up, they were screaming about the guy who killed Eric Garner.
	I learned about that later.
	But all we heard was, deportation.
	Deportation.
	They actually had to stop the debate for, um, for, uh, uh, Corey.
	You should pull up all their faces so you can see who we're talking about.
	I think there's the deportation thing.
	Oh, yeah?
	Let me see if there's a...
	I can't hear you.
	Maybe...
	I can't hear you, Antifa.
	It's a lag.
	I never heard him talk about any of this when he was the secretary.
	Oh, three million deportations.
	Please be respectful in the crowd.
	Please continue, Mr. Vice President.
	The fact is...
	The fact is...
	Soprano's furious I don't know if you can hear I can hear but anyway we can hear fine Mr. Vice President please continue if you want the fact is listen fake teeth McGillicuddy yeah this is a weird thing I was gonna bring up but I don't know if it's because they all had their teeth done but they all looked like raptors to me or venom from spider-man like Corey Booker and Joe Biden cumulatively have about 2,700
	I don't know how that's possible But yes, you're right I actually had an apple next to me In my room when I was watching this on TV And I looked over and the apple next to me was like this I said, are you okay?
	And there was a dentist cracking his knuckles And I picked it up and it was just like shivering And I had to hold it and go, shh, it's okay They can't get you, they can't get you here It was doing its Amy impression And then I went You bastard Yeah, somewhere in the background a dentist was like,
	okay let's let's rip through these because we were already almost an hour in your mom's friend Gillibrand she brought up the stupid pay gap which doesn't exist women make more money Than men when they're single, and then when they get into careers, they end up uh they end up wanting to work less.
	So, yeah, they make less money, but it's not for the same work, you ditz, you stupid broad.
	Oh, her big quote was: I can talk to those, you should pull up these people when I'm talking about them.
	I'm looking for the um just to have her face the Biden thing.
	No, we've left Biden way back.
	Maybe you should find a picture that has them all.
	So, Gillibrand, New York Senator Kirsten Gillibrand claims, I can talk to those white women in the suburbs that, it's who, Kristen, that voted for Trump and explain to them what white privilege is.
	That sounds like that's going to go down really well.
	Hi, I'm Kirsten Gillibrand, and I'd like to tell you why you fucked up voting for Trump.
	Basically, you have white privilege, and you're too stupid to know what that means.
	I'll explain it to you.
	It means that you get special treatment, and you're beholden as someone with white privilege to unpack that privilege and vote for me as president.
	You've got the wrong night there.
	Do you?
	No, no, that's the right one.
	No, maybe you're right, because.
	Look, anyway, I can't believe I have to hold your hand for this.
	Oh, yeah, this was a weird point.
	She goes, I spoke to, no, you've got everyone.
	I just want last night's.
	There was no Biden.
	There was no Betto O'Rourke.
	It was Michael Bennett, Kirsten Gillibrand, Julian Castro.
	I got it.
	Proceed.
	Oh, yeah, she goes, I spoke to a woman at the border who had just been raped.
	A lot of rape and like sick babies and stuff.
	And when my mother was sick, she didn't get access.
	Jesus Christ, Ryan, you are just so fucking useless.
	Was Bernie Sanders there last night?
	It says night two.
	Well, that's not night two.
	Whew.
	Um...
	And so they're mad at us for separating children from their parents at the border and putting them in cages.
	But the thing I kept screaming at my TV is, what am I supposed to do?
	Tell me.
	You just told me there's a rapist there.
	There's lots of rape going on, right?
	Am I supposed to put this woman, this little kid, in a prison with rapists because you said that's the father?
	I have no proof that's the father.
	In fact, there's plenty of stories of people bringing along kids as accoutrements, as accessories that help them get through the border.
	And of course, if you let people go through the border just because they have kids, then that's going to be the thing to bring.
	In fact, we found one couple where a man, a 12-year-old girl, had been raped by the guy claiming to be her father several times.
	So yeah, I know it's ugly.
	I'm sorry, but we don't have a choice.
	You have to separate kids.
	When you arrest a Coke dealer in New York City and she's with her kid, what do you do?
	And you can't get a hold of anyone.
	You got to give the kid to the police.
	I guess they go to some sort of foster care thing while the parent goes to jail.
	You can't bring your kid to jail.
	All right, Ryan, you just missed Gillibrand completely.
	Why are you having so much trouble with this?
	Simple task.
	You cannot find Gillibrand.
	Julian Castro, Booker, Biden, Kamala Harris, Yang, Tulsi Gabbard, Jay Inslee, and Bill de Blasio.
	No Bernie Sanders.
	There is no lineup that is accurate.
	I challenge you and anyone at home to find one that doesn't sneak in either Buddajig or Sanders for no apparent reason.
	And these are like published things.
	And it says night two.
	Well, you just keep working on that while I plow forward with the news.
	Yes.
	Michael Bennett, huge loser.
	He looks like a little kid.
	He's got funny eyebrows.
	He's never going to be president.
	Just like that guy last night, Hinkle Hooper.
	President today, President Hinkle Hooper.
	No, that's not happening.
	Now, Kamala, she's definitely going to be the vice president, but she, Tulsi Gabbard called her out and said, hey, didn't you jail 1,500 people for...
	And I realized it's when the Huffington Post said they're not covering Trump in the politics section.
	They're only going to cover him in the debates.
	And he said, didn't you get dumped by your husband for a man?
	Yeah, I think he made the right choice.
	Wait, go back to that picture.
	That's right.
	That's correct.
	Yes.
	What's happened with Julian Castro's floating boot there?
	Is he seeing how long he can stand on one leg?
	Nice work, Photoshop team.
	So the Jillibrand I was just talking about a second from the left.
	Thanks for taking it away.
	The ugly loser, who looks like a 10-year-old, is on the far, far left there, depending, I'm talking about this direction.
	And then there's, so Kamala Harris is the Indian woman who thinks she's black right next to Biden.
	And Tulsi right here, who looked fan fucking tastic in a white pantsuit and a slightly moist boob.
	She had some dew on her D-cups.
	Do tell.
	Well, find a picture of her.
	Okay.
	Tulsi Gabbard debate white pantsuit.
	And it was kind of hot under the light, so she was humid.
	I got these guys on your screen if you want to point to them.
	Anyway, Tulsi Gabbard in the red here, but she wasn't wearing red last night, she goes to Kamala Harris, didn't you arrest 1,500 people for pot and then joke about pot online?
	You'd be best to look through Twitter, you fucking retard.
	Instead of Google?
	Yes!
	Because it's going to be all about last night.
	When you look at Google, it'll tell you about Tulsi Gabbard's entire life.
	And you'll get her in a red suit.
	I see you sweat to.
	Good.
	Let's go.
	Pull it up.
	Could she look better, please?
	And that's not even a good picture of her face.
	Yeah, so white suit says to Purple Suit, 1500 people, and then Purple Suit comes back with, yeah, well, you're an Assad agent.
	You supported Assad.
	That is total horseshit.
	Tulsi Gabbert did not support Assad.
	However, I know you want her.
	I know that she has leftist and rightist talking points.
	She's anti-war, and that's cool.
	And she's over the drug war and mass incarceration.
	I have a lot in common with her.
	I probably have the most in common with her policy-wise than anyone on the DNC.
	However, I'm afraid she's drifted a little too far right recently.
	Here she is with at Standing Rock, which I don't know anything about.
	I didn't really research Standing Rock.
	It's not my area of expertise.
	But there she is at Standing Rock, and she's with the guy in the top corner there with the kafaya on and the black line on his face, which is some sort of antenna, I think.
	That guy with the black hat.
	Not the guy above me, the guy way over here.
	That's Evan Duke.
	Evan Duke is a radical leftist Antifa member who is present, currently being investigated for trying to smuggle arms from Mexico for a major battle with ICE.
	That guy was trying to be the next, what's his name, the old dude who killed himself, who tried to murder people at an ICE facility, which, by the way, when you look at Antifa writing, they go, he was just trying to hurt a truck.
	The media is lying.
	And you go, really?
	Why did he have 16 magazines for his AR-15 and a bomb strong enough to kill 100 people?
	That was just to hurt cars?
	Wow, he was really going to hurt a lot of tires with those bullets.
	And I know you go, well, she's just in a picture with someone.
	Go back to that picture because it's the end of her career.
	Why did you go away from it, by the way?
	You were talking.
	So?
	I'm talking about this picture.
	Apparently, Tulsi said she was honored to meet Evan Duke.
	Again, that's the guy with the black hat and the kafaya on and the vest.
	So that's the end of Tulsi in my books.
	We are officially broken up.
	Willem Van Spronsen was the name of that.
	Willem Van Spronsen, yeah.
	Now there's two Evan Dukes who live in Seattle and are in Antifa.
	One is Evan Duke, the other is Evan K. Duke III.
	I'm not sure which one it is.
	But when you scroll down, they're all about Seattle and Antifa and how innocent that dead guy is.
	They're just really bad news.
	All right.
	Corey Booker, another white power shooter.
	You mean the guy who said he hated white TWATs?
	Save the bees, plant some trees, clean the seas, punch Nazis.
	That doesn't really rhyme.
	Nazis?
	Nazis?
	Hey, punch some Nazis.
	That's not a real tweet.
	All right.
	Corey Booker said something weird to Biden.
	He said, uh, oh, he said shithole.
	I never heard shit on CNN.
	That's exciting.
	I heard shit on there.
	When the original Trump shithole thing, they couldn't wait to use that.
	And then they uncensored it on the crawl, too.
	Oh, wow.
	You got to see shit on TV.
	And then Phil Mudd.
	Remember Phil Mudd?
	What he said to Don Lemon?
	No?
	He used the hard R, N-word right to his face, and it is like...
	When he said it, I was like, I think that's the first time I've ever heard the word.
	Do you see Don Lemon sort of go...
	No.
	If I was to stand up to you and say, hey, you, you fucking nigger, you would be furious with me, right?
	Dude, he said it like this.
	Now that we opened up that gate, he's like, he's like, from this place that used to call Mexicans wetbacks and people that call you a nagger, I was like, that was official racist N-word usage.
	It was wild.
	It's a bad word.
	And then he said, I'm a proud shitholer on TV.
	Oh, because he likes shitholes.
	I guess.
	Okay, are you going to find it and keep talking or what?
	And bring the picture back while I talk, please.
	Okay.
	So Corey Booker said the bad word.
	He also said he had civil rights parents.
	That's a lie.
	His parents were nerds, the first black executives at IBM, one of the wealthiest people in New Jersey.
	He had a very charmed life, a very white life.
	I think his, what is it called?
	The name of his town in Jersey.
	I forget the name of it.
	Do you remember?
	Hackensack.
	Harrington Park, something like that?
	It was Harrington Park.
	It's less than 1% black.
	Right.
	So he was definitely the only black guy that he knew.
	Okay, is this it?
	Yes.
	Shitholers who escaped Guatemala and El Salvador.
	Chinese people called slopers and slant eyes.
	George Tennant is a first-generation Greek.
	I guess he's a shitholer.
	Jose Rodriguez was the head of counterterrorism at CIA.
	He's a Puerto Rican.
	He's not welcomed.
	I'm proud today.
	I'm proud.
	I gotta tell me, you know, I said that, but others should be.
	Everyone can't be outraged.
	It's not my position to be.
	It's not about black people.
	But what you said brought tears to my eyes because it's just so offensive.
	And I can't see how anyone can make excuses.
	This is about pure racism.
	That's all it is.
	And to say otherwise.
	Don Lemon, you're all about pure racism.
	That's all you are.
	His whole career is just racism, racism, racism.
	Let's be clear.
	A white honky from Norway can come here, but a black dude from Haiti can't.
	An America that in one generation called you a nigger.
	What does that tell you?
	I can tell you what that tells a honky like me.
	We're no different than we were a generation ago.
	We call the Chinese man a slant eye.
	Okay, that's what's that's that's what I when we call the man from Guatemala a spick and a wet slant eye.
	The way you said the N-word.
	Have you ever been called a slant eye?
	No.
	A slope?
	Yes.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	That's an oldie.
	I don't mind it.
	It's funny.
	Yeah, we'd run through them.
	During the SBLC's case against me, they go, and he's also referred to Asians as rice balls.
	And you're reading it going, is it conceivable to you that there was humor involved in this?
	And the man was not genuinely going, these goddamn rice balls?
	I don't think rice ball is even a racial epithet.
	I just made it up.
	It's like egg rolls.
	Yeah.
	Or rice burners for cars.
	That makes more sense.
	Anyway, so at one point, Corey Booker goes, There's a saying in my community.
	What community?
	Harrington Park?
	That you're dipping into the Kool-Aid and you don't even know the flavor.
	What is he talking about?
	I don't believe him that that's a saying.
	It's actually some white people shit.
	Really?
	Sounds like it.
	Does he need a force?
	I think he means drinking the Kool-Aid and not knowing what the flavor.
	And if he's talking about drinking the Kool-Aid, then that community would be like educated white people of a certain age.
	Look that up.
	Dipping into the Kool-Aid and you don't even know the flavor.
	What?
	There's that.
	Remember, we had those, you're probably too young, but those dipsticks where it would Fun dip.
	Don't pull up the actual debate, you genius.
	It's a clip, and it's titled Dipping into the Kool-Aid and You Do Not Even Know the Flavor.
	Ryan, use your brain.
	That's clearly from last night.
	I'm not trying to find that clip.
	I'm trying to find if it's a real saying.
	Oh, well, I want to see him say it, but yes.
	Let me see.
	Dipping into the Kool-Aid.
	Or just go Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid, and you don't even know the flavor.
	Because I think he means you're drinking the Kool-Aid and you don't even know the flavor.
	Which, what's the matter with that?
	Kool-Aid's all pretty much the same.
	Yeah, of course it's just nothing but last night's debate.
	Yeah, I see nothing that legitimizes that.
	Folks at home, can you please tell me if you can find an example of that saying, any version of it?
	Because I don't believe you, Corey.
	It's just like his imaginary cool friend T-Bone.
	He just, he you all up in my Kool-Aid and you don't even know the flavor.
	Well, that's a totally different saying.
	Imagine he put that up there after he said it, scrambled up to get something.
	Yeah.
	No, that's a thing.
	I understand that saying.
	That means that you really want to get with me probably because I'm famous or something or what I'm wearing.
	You don't know my personality.
	Yeah.
	But the context Corey Booker used was just to mean you're clueless.
	So he got his own stupid saying wrong because he's not part of the black American experience.
	I'm sorry, Kamala and Corey and Obama and Jordan Peele and all these people who grew up white.
	You can't just acquire the black experience.
	Lawrence policy of stop and frisk and hire Rudy Giuliani's guy in 2007 when I was trying to get rid of the crack cocaine.
	Mr. Vice President, there's a saying in my community, you're dipping into Kool-Aid and you don't even know the flavor.
	Oh, you know what's funny about that?
	Everyone laughs, like, oh shit, yeah, that's saying, I know that saying.
	And they got it wrong.
	They've never heard it before.
	But everyone loves to be cool and black and no ghetto culture.
	So they're just like, oh, shit, yeah, that old dipping in the Kool-Aid thing.
	I remember that.
	Oh, shit, yeah.
	If you question it, you're not cool.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Everyone is, it's like the emperor has no clothes.
	Everyone's like, yo, snap.
	And then the person next to him is sort of like looking over, going, oh, is that.
	Yeah, I know.
	He really is doing that thing that we talk about with the dipping into the cool.
	Oh, God.
	I'm always saying that.
	As we say about community, you're old, you got fake teeth, and I need a mustache.
	Do we pull my look together?
	Why does he talk like that, like a mumble mouth?
	Then we had Andrew Yang, former tech executive.
	I have a weird thing with him where I feel like I know him.
	Maybe because the editor of Vice, when we first moved to New York, was this little Chinese guy that looks like him?
	I don't know.
	But anyway, Yang keeps pushing his idea that he's going to give every American $1,000.
	I think, I thought it was a one-timer.
	Like when you elect me, you get $1,000, which is a hell of a lot of money.
	But I think it's every American every month.
	So whatever we are here, 360 million people, get $1,000 every month, $12,000 a year in our pocket, which is also the policy of a gentleman named Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho of the movie Idiocracy, where he gave everyone a million dollars.
	Not quite, much more generous than Yang.
	He also says they go, well, what about jail and incarceration?
	He kept coming back to his free money plan.
	And he goes, well, a lot of these people are going to jail to rob if you don't have to rob if you just got $1,000.
	So his answer to crime is just to pay people not to go to jail.
	What could possibly go wrong?
	Idiocracy.
	All right.
	Then we had De Blasio.
	And Ann Coulter brought up a good point.
	You should go to free speech.tv and watch her discussion.
	I sat down with Gina Belafonte, which is Harry Belafonte's daughter.
	Very liberal, sort of a theater background, movie background woman.
	Really cool, actually.
	I got drunk with her after.
	We did lots of shots.
	And then we went to Strange Love, right on East 53rd, sort of a Proud Boys bar.
	It's a great bar, Strange Love.
	I highly recommend it.
	Very MAGA-friendly bar.
	It's awesome.
	And if you're good at Photoshop at home, please make some flyers that say, Strange Love, East 53rd and 3rd, official Proud Boys Bar.
	There's already some reviews on it.
	I think they would love that.
	They took down my Yelp review where I complimented them on their excellent service.
	I don't know why.
	But anyway, Ann Coulter was saying, isn't it funny how they really ran with Trayvon?
	And then they really, really ran with Mike Brown, but the left didn't really take the bait with Garner.
	That's just playing a slideshow because it's lagging.
	And Ann goes, you know why?
	Because the reason Garner was arrested was because of these stupid left-wing policies.
	Yes, the cop, I do believe the cop used excessive force.
	Chokeholds are not illegal, but they're frowned upon.
	But I've talked to a lot of cops that just say, he should have just worked it out.
	You can use your voice a lot easier than your fists.
	And if he knew the beat regularly, he'd say, Eric, what are we doing here?
	You know how this is going to go.
	I'm going to have to call my chief.
	He's going to have to come down here.
	You're going to end up in the station, or you can just stop doing what you're doing.
	But they got really aggro, really fast.
	Anyway, The real problem was: why were those cops being pressured to bust a guy selling Lucy's?
	When I say Lucy's, I mean individual cigarettes.
	That's this overblown, stupid, left-wing de Blasio government saying, no smoking, no vaping, no this, no drinks.
	That's why the left didn't cling to it.
	All right.
	But if you're not here in New York City, I'd love you to know it's been handed over to the homeless, just like Philadelphia has.
	It's a disgusting shithole.
	It's almost as bad as Baltimore.
	So if you want that for the whole country, by all means, vote for de Blasio and help him get up from his 0% approval rating.
	He's at 0%.
	Wow.
	Is he really?
	Yes.
	I'm not exactly.
	Holy shit.
	Then there was this thing.
	Does he remind you?
	Because I thought he looked familiar too.
	This is from Comic Book Men.
	Shut up.
	You just interrupted the show for no stupid reason.
	Yeah.
	No reason.
	And Ming.
	For a stupid reason.
	An incel named Jay Inslee, who wears really thick glasses.
	I never heard of him before.
	He's a Washington governor.
	This guy was nuts.
	Will you stop showing Chinese people?
	I stop myself saying Chinamen.
	Chinamen.
	You Chinamen.
	Chinamen.
	Stop showing Chinamen.
	You platitudes.
	Yeah.
	His most outrageous quote was, we can no longer allow a white nationalist to be in the White House.
	You know, I was thinking about that chart you brought up last show about the articles involving racism in the past 50 years and how the past three years it's just gone through the roof.
	Yes, hate is on the rise.
	Talking about hate is on the rise.
	The idea that you can call the president a white nationalist on national television like it's a fact is just shocking.
	And of course, Don Lemon, Don Lamon, those were his two questions.
	Every single time he gets his chance to ask a question, he talks about what are we going to do about all this racism?
	What's that?
	Pull up that thing?
	What's the title of this chart so other people can look it up?
	I've been thinking about it for hours.
	Like every day I think about this chart.
	Number of news articles mentioning whiteness.
	And it starts at 1975 and it goes till now.
	And you have to see this chart.
	It looks like a brontosaurus was just startled awake.
	It's a woke chart.
	It's a woke dinosaur.
	It's just normal levels, normal levels.
	90s getting kind of annoying.
	2000s a bit of a jump.
	2005, 2010, 12, kind of getting annoying.
	And then just straight up, up to 2000 from a couple dozen in the 70s and 80s.
	Okay, almost done here.
	Well, you didn't show Jay Inslee.
	He's a weird looking dude.
	He looks like a handsome, ugly guy with really thick glasses.
	And we can afford to be this fickle.
	We're talking about the leader of the most powerful country in the world.
	So if you vibrate like that Amy chick, or you're a four eyes, or you look like a 10-year-old, we're not having it.
	This shouldn't take you nine years.
	There he goes.
	That guy says, that guy was all about global warming and LGBT.
	He's a social justice warrior.
	And how we have a white nationalist in the White House.
	Wait, has he had hair plugs put in?
	Yeah, he has.
	Look, he's bald in that picture and totally rocking in that picture.
	He looks different in every photo.
	That makes you look really weak, by the way, when you get hair plugs that late in your life.
	Finally, we have Julian Castro.
	He also said the president is racist, and he said something that really annoys me.
	He said, when, you know, one of the ways we can fix immigration is if we fix these countries, like fix Guatemala.
	He said, Guatemala.
	Guatemala.
	Corey Booker was doing that too.
	Yeah.
	When he's like, in Huato Reco, in Nicaragua.
	When they say Latino.
	You know, there's a lot of people in the Latino community.
	And they're like, Jesus.
	It's like when I grew up in Quebec and I'd hear, Michael Jackson, Montreal Canadian.
	German's funny with that too.
	It's like, dash Luckenschfeld or McDonald's Gesein.
	Yeah, but they speak such good English that they say, Michael Jackson.
	All right, so then Don Lemon comes on and he's like totally Trump.
	He said, he just talked about all the racist things Trump has said recently, and he asked the candidates about that.
	These are potential presidents of the United States.
	And the questions are, so how about all this racism?
	What are you going to do about it?
	And the examples, of course, are when Trump said, hey, visible minorities in the White House, hey, hey, Congresswoman of color, go back where you came from.
	That's one thing he allegedly said.
	And the other thing he said is Baltimore is infested with blacks.
	It's disgusting black shithole.
	So those are obviously racist remarks.
	But he didn't say anything like that.
	He said, pull up the tweet.
	He said, hey, Ilhan Omar, you think this country sucks and it needs all these changes?
	I'd like to see you go back to Somalia and try some of those changes there, and then come back here and tell us how to do it.
	Oh, this is the...
	You know, today I thought we don't have to go through all the links.
	Ryan can handle it.
	And I regret it.
	I don't think you added this tweet in there.
	I could find it.
	Look under Don Lemon.
	There's two tweets.
	Long pause.
	Okay, this is the first one.
	And this is the second one.
	Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
	You found it.
	Okay, go to the top.
	No, a little higher, please.
	I cannot read that.
	Okay.
	So interesting to see progressive Democrat congresswomen who originally came from countries whose governments are a complete and total catastrophe, the worst, most corrupt, and inept anywhere in the world, if they even have a functioning government at all, now loudly and viciously telling the people of the United States, the government and most powerful nation on earth, how our government is to be run.
	This is really hard for me to see.
	Why don't they go back and help the totally broken and crime-infested places from which they came, Then come back and show us how it's done.
	That's what he said.
	But the news is predicated on taking an interpretation of what someone said.
	The Proud Boys are a hate group because the SPLC said so.
	And I go, but that's the enemy.
	Like, you're asking the enemy for a solid assessment of someone.
	Go ask the Red Sox about the Yankees and get back to me about how awesome the Yankees are.
	The media hates Trump.
	So when he says something reasonable, like, you think America sucks?
	Aren't you from Somalia?
	They go, he said, go back to Somalia.
	Or when he says, God damn it, you're criticizing my government?
	You run Baltimore.
	It's infested with rats.
	He said that it's infested with blacks.
	They actually said that.
	CNN said he didn't, when he said infested, he meant black.
	Even though what's his name himself, Cummings said that his district is crime infested.
	He used the word infested back in, I think it was 99.
	All right.
	That's a lot longer than I wanted to spend on the debates, but at least we're done.
	And the big picture is that we are living in peak clown world.
	And the very best they have to offer was Tulsi till we saw she's Antifa.
	And now it's Kamala and Biden.
	Kamala, who threw people in jail for marijuana and pretends to be black.
	And Biden, who is totally inept and thinks that Joe30330 is a place you can go.
	All right, let's get Matt Palumbo on the line and let's talk about his book about liberal myths.
	He sounds nerdy sometimes, so we'll have to try to keep it sexy.
	I'm pretty sure he could hear you, and I don't think he'd appreciate that.
	Oops.
	Outro Music.
	Matt, are you there, sir?
	Yes, sir.
	How have you been?
	Great, great.
	I was talking about this book yesterday, saying it's a great book on how to pick up chicks, because when you're a young man, the best way to pick up girls is to know what you're talking about and to have something dangerous and interesting to say.
	And it's become dangerous to shatter liberal myths.
	Yeah, I've noticed whenever I talk about like deportation stats and Trump, the panties just kind of drop from there.
	Well, it's a great book for the kids to get.
	No, no, no.
	Hear me out.
	If you and a liberal are competing for a girl and he says some trope that's really dull, you can say, like Australia.
	He goes, oh, well, Australia banned guns and then all the mass shootings stopped.
	And then you can go, well, actually, they did a buyback in 1996 and they only got a handful of guns and all those guns were bought back.
	And if you were to graph the mass shootings, you wouldn't see a change.
	So the beauty of that example is, and this is the beauty of this book, instead of him going, instead of you going, what?
	No, that's not true.
	You're familiar with that argument.
	You explain it and then you explain why it's wrong.
	That's what makes you smart.
	Yeah, it's just good to kind of be ahead of every argument.
	And, you know, I try to make, design the book in a way where it's more or less my 50 best essays.
	They're all of the theme of the title, which is debunk this.
	So I'll just take, you know, a talking point of the last few years.
	But I try to debunk them in a way where they're timeless.
	So, you know, if I'm doing a discussion about like, you know, something like tax related in the past year or two, I'll make it where there are general principles within the essay that carry over or will carry over to future debates.
	Or, for instance, one essay I wrote in the book was called, Is It True That Obama Has Deported More People Than Trump?
	And it's kind of funny to see how that argument has shifted.
	It used to be liberals would argue that to say, you know, C, Trump hasn't done anything.
	And now that the whole concentration camp rhetoric is out there, it's conservatives doing it, seeing, you know, C, Obama was worse.
	And both sides are wrong.
	Obama just defined deportations differently.
	You know, if someone crossed the border and was sent back, you know, they crossed one foot and were sent back, Obama would say that was a deportation.
	Trump does not count in them that way.
	So the majority of that spike in deportations under Obama was just a change in a definition.
	If you look at interior removals, which is people who live here and then are deported, those have spiked under Trump and they went down a lot under Obama.
	So that's pretty easy, though.
	You got to say it a little sexier because that could be a panty loosener.
	When the guy says Obama and you go, actually, it was because he defined deportation differently.
	He said if you put one foot over, he counted as a deportation.
	So we're getting lost in semantics here.
	That's what you say to the guy in front of the girl.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, so if you want to, I mean, obviously you want to start slow.
	So when you're getting a first base, you might want to do like, so we've got the Reagan tax cuts in there, the Trump tax cuts, something like that.
	Yes, yes.
	I've noticed when I debate liberals, they'll say things like Obama created more jobs than Trump ever would.
	And I'll go, oh, really?
	Wow, I hadn't heard of that.
	That's why this book is so good.
	And then I'll go home and Google it and I'll go, wait a minute.
	The first two years, he didn't create any jobs.
	And then I'll text the guy back and I'll go, I just looked it up.
	What are you talking about?
	He goes, oh, no, we're not counting the first two years because that was Bush.
	That was Bush's mess.
	So I'm just doing the six years.
	You can't do it.
	And then I did the numbers again.
	And even in those six years, his numbers didn't compare to Trump.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, this one actually isn't in the book, but I wrote it recently.
	Someone was claiming, I think, the rate at which Obama added jobs, like per month, was higher than under Trump.
	But the reason is we're already below full employment.
	So, I mean, how many jobs can you possibly add per month when basically everyone has a job?
	So, you know, that's just not – Well, that's a good example of a myth right there.
	This whole...
	And you go, wait a minute, there's 24 hours in a day.
	Eight times three is 24.
	When does this superhuman sleep?
	Yeah, I actually do touch that one because AOC tried to claim that's why unemployment is so low.
	And I mean, unemployment is not as binary.
	You have a job or you don't.
	So having two or three doesn't make it like you count three times.
	You're still employed.
	Right.
	it has literally no effect.
	There's this other guy, what's his name?
	Run Don't Walk Productions, where he actually ran the numbers, and it was like 95% of Americans who have jobs have one job.
	So they keep talking about 5% of the population.
	And even in that 5%, it's three part-time jobs.
	I'm a fireman, and I work at a bar, and then sometimes I do someone's taxes.
	That's not three jobs.
	Or like when teachers will work a summer job and they claim they work two jobs, I mean, technically you do, but you're getting the, I mean, I don't know.
	When I was a student and I worked over the summer, I didn't claim I was working two jobs because I had to go to school all day and then work.
	I don't know.
	It just seems a bit ridiculous to me.
	Okay, let's quiz you on your own book and make sure it wasn't written by a ghostwriter.
	All right?
	All right.
	Let's start at the top here.
	Whenever we talk about socialism, we talk about Venezuela, Cuba, and then we get into communism with Soviet Russia and just dead bodies everywhere.
	They love to talk about Northern Europe and Scandinavia, and they talk about the two years maternal leave you get and all these crazy details.
	Isn't Northern Europe proof that socialism works?
	So the way I try to frame that chapter is, yeah, they have all these programs, but the cost of them is so obscene that no American would be on board with it.
	So in Sweden, the lowest income bracket is 32%.
	So you're a minimum wage worker there, you're paying 32%.
	Then their VAT tax, value added, or sales tax is 25%.
	So someone did the math.
	I can't remember which of the three Scandinavian countries it was, but like if you were to earn 80 grand, you would actually take home like 23 after everything is considered.
	So yeah, it's just not a very, I mean, listen, if they really want it there, good for them.
	I just don't think it's anything that an American would want.
	And then later in the chapter, I actually do, I have a section called Social Program Performance where I show that like, you know, in America, a college grad will earn 80% more than just a high school grad, while in Norway, in Sweden, it's 30%, and in Norway, it's like 2% or something.
	So the ROI on those degrees when colleges 3 just goes down.
	I have a section on healthcare where I just compare our cancer survival rates and the time it takes to see a doctor.
	And obviously they lag us tremendously.
	Now, programs like paid maternity leave and sick leave.
	One interesting thing about the Scandinavian countries is if you work more, you actually do get more benefits.
	So it's not like in America where you're kind of incentivized to be a slacker in some regards.
	So, you know, they do those sort of programs, I guess, better, you know, in a better way than we do.
	But overall, I don't really like it.
	You know, a sexier way to say that is, oh, the only time you think a country's better than America is when it's more white.
	I remember that argument.
	That was Heather Schulz.
	That was a great television.
	Didn't they make most of their, accrue most of their wealth when they were more free market, and now they're just literally spending their parents' savings, their country's parents' savings?
	Yeah, so I have a chart in there for Sweden specifically where I talk about their free market period where they had low taxes, low regulation, and that's their ascension into becoming a first world country.
	They implement all their welfare programs, so it starts to lag.
	And then their governments are still massive, but they have cut them in the 90s onward and have seen an uptick in growth.
	Although, I think the most convincing thing I have in the book about the Scandinavians is if you look at Scandinavian Americans, they far outperform Scandinavians living in Scandinavia.
	Like the average Swedish American makes like 77 grand a year or something, and they're not paying anywhere near as much in taxes as they are in Sweden.
	Yeah.
	Well, they're finally unleashed to use their talent.
	Exactly.
	Is my voice echoing on your computer and you have to mute it every time I talk?
	No.
	Oh, okay.
	Let's talk about Cortez briefly.
	You tackle some four Cortez myths here.
	The assault weapons ban, housing, federal jobs guarantee, and what's an unemployment rate.
	What do you think is her most egregious myth that she spews?
	Oh, dude, that's impossible.
	She's so fucking stupid.
	The fossil fuels?
	Well, we should get rid of fossil fuels in 10 years?
	I mean, that's probably the most dangerous.
	Nothing she says makes sense.
	Like, the whole Green New Deal, they want to get rid of nuclear energy?
	Like, that's the safest form of energy we have.
	Why would you pick that one?
	It might melt.
	We might have a Chernobyl.
	Or, like, I know this is not what you have in mind, but recently she was lecturing some congressman for calling her AOC, claiming he didn't know what her name was.
	So then I found some tweet the year prior the week prior where she goes, like, some people have trouble pronouncing my last name, so it's okay just to call me AOC.
	I just don't understand her.
	I don't think she follows it herself.
	What about the assault weapons ban?
	Yeah, so we tried that in the 90s.
	I can't remember if I cite this specific study, but it's funny.
	So I actually was when I was researching it a while ago, I was, for some reason, on Diane Feinesteen's website, and she had all these studies in support of the assault weapons ban.
	So I started reading them, and a lot of them actually contradicted what she was claiming.
	So basically, I think they found that when it was in place, there was a decline in gun violence.
	However, they just couldn't correlate it to the ban at all because so-called assault weapons are just such a small percentage of all weapons.
	And also, the only difference between them and other guns is cosmetics.
	Yes.
	I think it's just three things, like the Scopey-looking thing.
	I know nothing about guns.
	It's so embarrassing.
	But that, the grip, and there's some other third thing, and then it's an assault weapon, even though it's not anymore lethal.
	Yeah.
	And the left gets away with that myth again and again and again.
	It's your dad's rifle painted black with some cool stuff glued onto it.
	It's the exact same gun with the exact same abilities.
	I saw them talking about that last night at the debate, talking about we don't need military weapons in our schools.
	And you're like, it just looks military, dumbass.
	Well, this is a great book, Matt.
	You know what you should do?
	You should do some of these movies like Run Don't Walk Productions, little videos.
	Yeah, why not?
	Do you have a game for that?
	Why not?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, come down to the studio and break down one of these myths, and then in posts, we can add all the little doodles in the charts and everything.
	Do you have a game for that?
	Yeah, whatever.
	I mean, I don't really ever work real jobs, so whatever works, I guess.
	Yeah, we got the green screen and everything here.
	Let's do it.
	Because I want to get the word out, especially about AOC.
	All right, Pel.
	Thanks for coming on the show, and I like you more than a friend.
	My pleasure, Gavin.
	Extra for me on.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	Drink, drink in the badlands.
	We're prepared for the boys.
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	You're not going to believe this, but because Proud Boys are on trial, I feel obligated to answer all calls.
	Let's see what we got here.
	Hello?
	Who's this?
	Okay, um, The Wall Street Journal, huh?
	I'm doing a radio show right now, live.
	So let me call you back when we're done.
	Well, it's a radio show, so it's normal radio time.
	It's not going to be like a six-hour radio show.
	But you call someone and give them, what, like 20 minutes to respond, and then you say that he was unavailable for comment?
	Yeah, so it should be within the next 40 minutes.
	Why don't you just try emailing me the questions?
	I think emailing would be better.
	Then I could be more sure that I was going to be quoted correctly.
	Gavin at free speech.tv.
	Yeah.
	Thank you.
	Oh, shit.
	This is my biggest problem with journalists is I get pissed off and then I start saying the problem with you people and I ruin my quote.
	Like the guy from The Guardian, Jason, what's his name, who's always had it in for me.
	What are you printing out, dude?
	Look at what you printed out.
	You're full color, you're wasting all our ink.
	It's only one paragraph I need.
	Why'd you just waste all the ink?
	What the fuck are you printing out?
	It looked correct.
	It looked correct.
	Can you send that again?
	Yeah, I'll send it again.
	Why don't I get on my computer?
	It's not like I'm doing a radio show.
	What are you printing out?
	Bet DSI read?
	What is that, though?
	What is that that's coming out?
	I guess this was...
	Can you bring that over here, please?
	Yes.
	We have the 2019 sports calendar with the college plef.
	So it's basically everything you can bet on in the world he's printing out for the Bet DSI read.
	No, but with the Jason guy from The Guardian, I said, he goes, hello, I'm from Guardian, UK, though, not USA.
	And I go, yeah, I can tell by your teeth.
	And then I got in a fight with him and I called him a feckless cunt.
	And his reporting after that was not very kind.
	So, yeah, that guy started out with his whole, I'm from the Wall Street Journal.
	I wonder if you could talk about this Proud Boys trial.
	And I said, I'll call you back.
	I'm live.
	And he goes, okay, when?
	Because I'm on a deadline.
	Like, they kind of talk like telemarketers or debt collectors.
	Really aggressive.
	Tell me when you're, I don't have time for bullshit.
	It's sort of like cops, too.
	No offense, NYPD, where they go, look, just talk to me now.
	We don't have to deal with all that lawyer stuff.
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	Has anyone called in?
	No, I got to put the number up on the screen.
	What is the number again?
	718.
	718-400-6959.
	Please call us now at 718-400-6959.
	Yes.
	Same as ever.
	This show is always Thursdays.
	It's always 2.
	It's always live.
	Usually we like to take calls around 3.
	I blathered on a little bit with the debates there, but I had to talk about a lot of people saying a lot of crazy shit.
	Like we have a white nationalist in the White House.
	Why was that guy reluctant to just do this by email?
	Was he?
	Maybe.
	He said, I'll just call you in 40 minutes.
	And I was like, no.
	No, you won't.
	So it doesn't have a paper trail?
	Yeah.
	Creepy.
	Corrupt.
	Stinky.
	Stinky winky.
	While we wait for calls to pile in, let's check out the worst sketch ever.
	It's at the bottom of the notes.
	This guy's whole page is insane.
	Oh, yeah.
	I'm not even sure we can show.
	Yeah, we can show it on the show if it's on YouTube.
	Really, really terrible comedy.
	So awkward and just downright weird.
	And also, can we stop involving kids in sex, please?
	I mean, I'm uncomfortable showing this.
	You hear about LeBron James joining the Lakers?
	Yeah, they got Rondo, too.
	Lawrence, you have any clothes on?
	I have clothes on.
	Barely.
	I can still see your butt!
	gunshot Oh, oh.
	How many times did she walk past that couch?
	Yeah, and why does she have a midget's lower body?
	Why'd you do that?
	She really does.
	It's still going.
	Come on, come back.
	Come on, come back.
	Jeez.
	Yeah, you cut out too soon.
	Oh, yeah.
	And go back.
	That must be her actual house.
	And that's probably her actual son.
	She's probably dating that black guy.
	And he thinks his new stepdad's super cool, by the way.
	But look at that painting she has of herself.
	Do you think she did that?
	She made the sketch?
	Yeah.
	Oh, she made the painting.
	She made that painting of herself.
	Frankly.
	And also, he did the spit take here.
	And then it lands on.
	Yeah.
	So let me just tell you how to do that joke.
	You would have her come by and you go, mom, put some clothes on.
	And then he would go, and then we cut back to the guy, the kid, and just drench him, like put a bucket of water on him and just have him like going.
	Not that that's funny, but at least it's what you were going for.
	Right.
	But when you check out that dude, he's got some real garbage.
	Why would you leave him?
	What are you doing?
	Where are you going?
	The call-in center.
	Just check out, click on that dude.
	Paige Kennedy.
	Paige Kennedy.
	You've got to check out these guys' jokes.
	It's someone who's super into comedy that just is not remotely funny.
	And all the jokes have this intense section.
	Like, he has got one, don't show this one, where he's ejaculating all over the place.
	And they show it.
	Here, go buy videos and then sort by most popular.
	Yeah.
	Top left?
	Yeah, top left is good.
	I remember that.
	Oh, no.
	What is this one called?
	Got a smacker gently?
	Smack it?
	Yeah.
	No.
	How is this on YouTube?
	Harder than that.
	Yes, yes, yes.
	All right, you asked for it.
	Yeah.
	I'm gonna need a snack.
	Harder.
	No motherfucker like this.
	Harder.
	Should I not be showing this?
	I don't know.
	See, the thing is not being funny, they also don't know the line of tastefulness.
	you know this YouTube would if I did a tenth of this YouTube would You can see your nipple, by the way.
	It's pierced.
	And what's the joke here?
	I don't know, but I see a pierced black woman's nipple.
	Anyway, this whole YouTube page is weird sex jokes.
	I feel uncomfortable just showing it here.
	That's see-through.
	I'm very uncomfortable right now.
	That's a see-through breast with a shiny piercing.
	All right, why don't we check out the mailbag while we are...
	It takes me a second to set it up.
	Oh, you're not even set up?
	No.
	Wait a minute.
	You're not set up for what?
	Why did you reek up the whole studio by going to the bathroom in the middle of the day?
	Who does number twos in the middle of the day?
	I had to.
	I shitted.
	But you do that in the morning.
	No, I do that whenever I feel.
	This is American.
	This studio reeks now.
	Yep.
	It's a big old American shit.
	Hey, we got a mailbag thing from somebody, and it says, the phrase means, the Kool-Aid, mind your business.
	Usually giving an unwelcomed opinion, being nosy, etc.
	It's a black girl thing.
	It's typically said with a finger wave and a lip smack.
	I'm from Beaumont, Texas, an hour and a half from Houston, Texas.
	Beaumont's still a shithole.
	I know, known for making the FBI's least educated, most violent, and saddest cities in the U.S. I grew up in a town full of gang members, Mexicans, white folks, and a few rice balls.
	I'm certain of the meaning of dipping in the Kool-Aid.
	Corey Booker had the right phrase.
	It's just gay because it's a sassy black girl thing to say.
	Later, losers.
	Okay, so I'm wrong.
	It is a saying.
	It is dipping.
	For women.
	For women.
	It's a lady for women.
	It's like talk to the hand because you ain't got no man.
	Basically, yeah.
	That'd be funny if Booker said that to Biden.
	Look, Vice President Biden, you need to talk to the hand because you ain't got no man.
	And when I say you ain't got no man, I mean you as president.
	We don't got you.
	That's what we say in my community.
	We also, as you can tell, Mr. Speaker, I just got my hair and my nails did.
	I was out with T-Bone last night.
	He's always with that T-Bone, isn't he?
	And we got crunked.
	I mean, I'm not going to lie, it's what we do in my community.
	We get unbelievably crunked.
	Alright, you're making me nervous zipping all over the place.
	No, you should not be nervous.
	Let's, um, let's do some mailbags while we accrue calls.
	Okay, you gotta give me one second here.
	And I think we're gonna- all right, cool, we're connected.
	So now we'll go to the infamous mail badge.
	I have a feeling you did something wrong with the calls.
	You did not enter a real number.
	Goodbye.
	What was that?
	Let me touch it.
	Why did a robot say goodbye?
	Precisely because of what your theory was.
	I did not do that correctly.
	The reason why is because I was doing it when I was muted.
	Can I just do it real quick?
	Do what?
	I gotta set up the call-in center.
	Oh.
	You didn't set up the call-in center and then ask people to call.
	Correct.
	It's something I needed volume for.
	But why didn't you do that before?
	Because you can't have it running the whole show.
	I tried, it does not work.
	Okay, so it takes.
	You would have had to say at some point, hey man, I gotta go set up the call thing.
	I'm saying that now.
	After you realize that I told you, I go, I bet you screwed up.
	Meanwhile, we're doing all this with this smell.
	You know the flower spray they have in the bathroom?
	I'm inhaling that as we speak.
	And you know how much I hate perfumes.
	So I'm inhaling perfume and watching incompetence.
	Sure.
	It's not my idea of a good time.
	And it's putting me in a bad mood.
	You could pivot.
	And I'm hot because I'm too cheap to get real AC.
	It's a great opportunity, though, to give a shout-out to my man, Maj Torre, and Black Guns Matter.
	Oh, yeah.
	Maj, who is dipping in the Kool-Aid and does know what flavor the Kool-Aid is.
	The Kool-Aid is black.
	It's a very, very rich grape.
	Blackberry.
	Holy shit, you're annoying.
	Hey, folks, please tune into FreeSpeech.tv where you can listen to Ryan click around and try to figure out his job again.
	What are you doing now?
	Still trying.
	You know the Skype problems that we usually have?
	Is this...
	This letter is called Punk Rock Science Fiction.
	Years ago, while shuffling through YouTube vids, I heard you mention punk rock.
	I've been a fan ever since.
	He means of me, not punk rock.
	Myself?
	I was sucked into the punk scene when I was 10.
	First gig I ever braved was the Germs and the G-Men, so we're talking early 80s here.
	Sporting my first Hawk at 12, first twin hawk by 15, I was a runaway in LA and ran with a punk gang known as Circo One, aka L O D, the Lords of Destruction.
	I lived between an abandoned hotel known as Motel Hell and a place known as the Wig Factory, a common place for punks to squat.
	This was big in the 80s, punk squatting.
	You don't really hear about that anymore.
	Not that I'm in touch with any of them, but the movie Suburbia, I think, captured this sort of LA unwanted children scene pretty well.
	I hung out with Mike Ness, with D.I. By the way, D.I., it's not Richard hung himself.
	It's Richard hanged himself.
	Hung is for objects.
	Hanged is for people.
	Can you focus on the phones, please?
	We don't really need you.
	We're done.
	We got the phones.
	Okay, play this movie.
	They sort of started the whole idea of killing a baby at the beginning of the movie to make you invested.
	This is suburbia, correct?
	Yeah.
	All right.
	You're right.
	Oh, it's the full movie.
	By the way, officer, is that legal inside of city limits?
	Yeah.
	Handle?
	Sorry.
	What the hell?
	I should look into that.
	No, that's our job.
	We'll handle.
	Got a big kick out of shooting that dog, didn't he?
	Wait, I think the dog had just killed a baby.
	So, yeah.
	Yep.
	it's kind of fun There's a cool scene in this movie where they're all walking in slow motion.
	It should.
	They're all punk Yeah You know what a big part of the California punk scene was there was a loophole with insurance that said, if your son is mentally damaged and about to become antisocial and a danger to society, we'll take him in into these sort of rehabilitation boot camps where we teach kids to be disciplined.
	And your insurance covered it.
	So cheap parents that were sick of their bratty punk kids said, yeah, my son's disturbed.
	And then they would send them off to these rehab centers and insurance would cover it.
	So it was like, I don't have any more kid bills.
	So the kids didn't want to go there, so they would just escape, and they would go squat somewhere.
	So an ins...
	There it is.
	That's the iconic scene.
	So an insurance loophole led to this whole thing of stray punks.
	That's flea from the red hot chili peppers.
	Oh, snap, it is.
	That isn't.
	The kid.
	All right, anyway.
	And the pig children tribe are playing in bands like blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, Disgusto's retaliation, never heard of any of them.
	I was punk until I was 20, and then my uncle Paul and Cuz Christopher recruited me into the mob.
	The real mob.
	Cambino family.
	But that's another story.
	Anyway, my whole life I've been Christian and right-wing, pretty much born this way.
	So, getting to the point, I spent many years building a story within my mind, a foundation of both imagination and experience, wanting to create something original.
	After many years of mental construction, I at last put pen to paper and made Written in Red Dreams.
	He sent me a weird trailer for this that I won't bore you with.
	I couldn't be less interested in a stranger's fiction.
	I can barely get through the non-fiction Books I have.
	And the non-fiction books I have next to my bed are pieces of gold, like Charles Krauthammer's last book about his life, just a series of essays and lessons.
	It's political, but it's also philosophical.
	I'll get through that giant monster before I look up some punk rock science fiction book.
	No offense, Gambino.
	I had a deal with Edge Science Fiction for three novels, and Adult Swim was talking about making my novel into either a series or a full-length animated film.
	I went the way of Sam Hyde.
	Meaning, I never attempted to hide my religious or political beliefs, and that was a mistake.
	Don't know who, but someone spilled the beans on me using my social media.
	And naturally, I lost my book deal, and Adult Swim told me to fuck off.
	Pretty sad stuff.
	It's harsh.
	I can't believe you filled out the studio with perfume.
	Did you just go?
	Use a match next time or something.
	We don't have matches.
	We don't have matches.
	That's how Ryan thinks.
	We don't have matches.
	We need to get matches.
	Yeah, that's implied in what I just said.
	Correct.
	We have calls.
	We don't have matches, boss.
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	Bella Thorne.
	I love listening to Bella Thorne, especially on her new interview with Howard Stern, because she is a perfect example of what we've done to our girls.
	We have ruined our women.
	We have turned them into human garbage.
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	I'm Volatan.
	I'm fucking literally, like, I'm literally fucking freaking out.
	Yeah.
	So this is the guy that she was with for a while.
	Look at this fucking guy.
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	Maud Sun.
	He's like a shitty rapper.
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	Pansexual.
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	All right.
	Let's take some calls.
	All right.
	We got Tom talking about Vincent Gallo.
	Hey, Tom.
	Tom.
	Hi, hello.
	Hey.
	I was wondering, would you ever have Vincent Gallo on your show?
	I would kill to get Vincent Gallo on my show.
	He's a hard guy to get.
	I remember trying to get him on Vice back in the 90s, and his condition was he has to be on the cover.
	And I said no, because I don't play that, and I totally regret it.
	That was so stupid.
	We were a tiny Montreal newspaper, and I said no about having him on the cover.
	I don't know what I was thinking.
	But yeah, Vincent Gallo is pretty red-pilled.
	He's down in, I think he's in Malibu, and I guess he made a bunch of money off of not Buffalo 66, maybe it was Buffalo.
	No, the other one with the Chloe 7-y BJ in it.
	Brown Bunny.
	Brown Bunny.
	Yeah, Brown Bunny.
	I think he made a fortune on that.
	And he's just said, sorry, Hollywood is too nuts.
	I love Trump, and I'm not about to be treated like a pariah.
	I'm just going to pariah myself.
	I think he's sort of a hermit.
	But yeah, I'll try to pursue it.
	I know some people who know him.
	I've hung out with him before.
	He's super fucking hilarious.
	And he's at the beginning of our show.
	You know that guy wearing the Kangal hat who goes up at the beginning of the credits?
	That's Prince Vince.
	Which guy?
	If you watch the credits.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Bye.
	All right.
	Now we got Jim Shannon.
	Just click on it.
	We don't need a little resume.
	Jim Shannon.
	Can you hear me, guys?
	I can hear you, guy.
	What's going on?
	Are you a Canadian?
	That's right, awesome.
	Yeah, it's Fannin, by the way.
	That's cool.
	I am Canadian called from St. Catharines, South Side of Lake Ontario, across the lake from Toronto.
	Near Niagara Falls.
	Are you guys near Sandbanks?
	Sorry, go again.
	Are you near Sandbanks at all?
	No, near Niagara Falls.
	Okay.
	Across from Toronto on the lake, anyway.
	So far from Sandbanks.
	So you're real far from Sandbanks?
	Dude!
	Sandbags.
	I've never heard of it.
	What is it?
	It's a huge beach in Ontario, Southern Ontario.
	We got Shurixton.
	We got Long Beach, Crystal Beach, we got Morgan's Point.
	We got all kinds of lakeside parks.
	I'm going to be down the street.
	I'm going to Google this.
	No, I've never heard of sandbags, man.
	Okay, get to your question.
	I'm just thinking about the same location.
	Anyways, I want to comment first before the question, but would you get some equipment for that kid, you cheap bastards?
	I mean, complaining about ink, you are your father's son, man.
	Like, come on.
	What is this?
	Come on.
	Don't get in the studio.
	Regulate yourself, jagass.
	Anyway, I think you're one of the most important media personalities.
	You're the first guy to get my money.
	I've never paid for content.
	I'm a new guy here, and that's what I appreciate about you.
	But if you need a video switcher or a Joe Boy to take the load off, Ryan, important my ass.
	Anyways, I do have a question.
	If you self-censor, how?
	Me personally?
	Yeah, are you self-censoring now at all?
	And if so, how?
	Very, very tiny bit.
	Like, just stuff that I don't want to ostracize people if there's someone in the room.
	Like, say, a porn, on the Gavin McKinnon's show, I'd have a porn star on the show, and she could be naked or something like that.
	I'm dialing that back a bit because I don't want people to have to worry about the kids walking by the living room.
	And I try to take it easy on the swearing, but no, there's no self-censoring on this show.
	This is free speech.
	You can say anything.
	And I just looked up Sandbanks.
	Dude, it's like four hours from you.
	I'm sorry.
	You're near Buffalo and it's near Kingston.
	Yeah, I'm near right near Niagara Falls.
	And you're right.
	The Niagara Falls and Buffalo border is not far along.
	And we get the, you know, back in the day, we used to get the big influence of the TV stations from over there because we're close, right?
	You can get them better than you can get Toronto stations.
	So, yeah, I'm right on the border.
	But I love your work, brother.
	I'm proud of you both.
	Ryan is a fuck up, but buy him some fucking computers, man.
	What do you mean, buy him some computers?
	We have a TriCaster here.
	We have a $25,000 TriCaster.
	What equipment are we missing?
	I want computers.
	I don't know.
	I don't know what you're missing.
	TriCas is a good start, but if you're lagging, it's because you don't have enough RAM or something.
	I don't know.
	Thank you, sir.
	I love you.
	I am out.
	Later.
	Peace.
	I need new computers.
	New computers.
	You sound like an immigrant going, I need to have new shoes.
	I want computers.
	Like when you see those refugees complaining at the German refugee camps, and they're like, we don't have enough shoes.
	They have no Wi-Fi.
	Their Wi-Fi not working.
	The food's disgusting.
	You're a refugee.
	I thought you were coming from a war-torn country.
	We got Sean Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.
	Go ahead, Sean.
	Gavin, plot for Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.
	LeonardoCaprio plays a struggling actor in the 60s.
	His stunt double is Brad Pitt.
	Living next to him is Sharon Tate.
	And what Tarantino does is he works the Manson murders into it in the only way that Tarantino would.
	But something about the way that he used the story to change it, I think he's making a reflection upon the youth of today.
	It's the one line that he uses at the end that's omitted that he uses in the beginning.
	Sorry to make anything out of that.
	Another thing, so something that cooks do is they use semantic games.
	I've had a discussion with a guy who said that you can't be a radical feminist unless you're a crazy Trump supporter.
	I said, there's also such a thing as a gentleman.
	And then he tried to just destroy what the word gentleman was by going back to the origin.
	And I saw the other day a man tried to take the word patriot and he tried to use that and he tried to disparage that as well.
	But I just wanted to comment on the guy who used the word patriot and I wanted to be like, dude, why the fuck didn't you just use misogynist?
	Haru.
	Hi.
	Thanks.
	What percentage of that did you get?
	I got it all.
	Really?
	What was he saying about what was the line in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood?
	It was omitted in the end, but they put it in the beginning.
	And I guess he doesn't want to spoil it, but.
	Spoil it.
	I don't know it offhand, but that's interesting.
	He omitted it from the end to not make it such a punch, I guess.
	And it was something about the kids today?
	Yeah, it's...
	So it's like a real sort of like be a real man kind of a movie.
	It's masculine, it's Americana, but yeah, you could always pick something out to be like, I don't know.
	I think you're not.
	There's no social justice.
	Like, it's not some chick kicking everyone's ass?
	No.
	No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
	Stop being all sanctimonious about the spoiler.
	I don't give a shit about his gay movie.
	A lot of people do.
	I would be upset if I heard me say that.
	So let's go to Devon.
	The guy dies in the end.
	No, they don't.
	Devon City superheroes.
	Or maybe they do.
	Superhero movies, go on now.
	Wow, he just dropped.
	Okay.
	Accents.
	Simon.
	Simon, accents.
	I think it's you.
	I think I heard a goodbye.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Are you offline?
	Yeah, I did it.
	Oh, yeah, and I did it.
	I said, hey.
	No, but you didn't notice.
	No, I did not.
	Yeah, I noticed.
	heard the sound.
	Yeesh.
	Okay.
	What are the advantages of responding to that Wall Street Journal guy?
	I'm not even sure I can comment on the case.
	Fame Fortune, that kind of stuff?
	Okay.
	We got calls.
	Alright.
	Can you hear us, sir?
	Or ma'am?
	Cherish, tell us all about Israel and Zionism.
	Okay, I'm Cherash.
	I'm a big-time fan.
	I signed up yesterday, literally.
	And I wanted to know your opinion on Israel and Zionism and such.
	Because I know right-wingers sometimes don't like Israel at all.
	They're very anti-Israel sometimes.
	Yeah, I'm a big Zionist.
	I love Israel.
	And I think the wall, what they did with the wall, is a great blueprint for America.
	You have giant cement parts.
	Only 5% of it is that cement thing.
	The rest is all a smart fence.
	So we should have giant cement wherever we need it, but also miles and miles of smart fence where an ICE officer can get there within a minute or two.
	Oh, and here's another crazy idea I had just to go off topic.
	This sounds so dumb, but every time I say it to someone, they can't tell me why it's not dumb.
	So you got the smart fence, right?
	Someone jumps over it.
	You say no.
	You put them back.
	You've got a gun there.
	And even if they're with the kid, you go, get back.
	And then you just wait until they wander away.
	And it's up to Them, what happens, and if they die, well, you died in Mexico, it's not my problem, and now you don't have to worry about detaining and going through all their papers and all that shit.
	I mean, if you try to break into the Yankee stadium and you get caught, they don't process your papers and try to get you a ticket to the game, they throw you out and they stand there and say, Get out of here, and they make sure you walk back to the subway.
	Yeah, I live here in Gaza, and the NDP here seems to be pretty anti-Israel and pro-Palestine.
	Yeah, that's the cool thing to do.
	And I think they get it from Britain, the Labour Party there.
	Jeremy Corbyn is all pro-Palestine because it sounds cool, the underdog and stuff.
	But what they don't realize is that Israel is the underdog across the entire Middle East.
	Yes, in Gaza, Palestine's the underdog.
	But when you live in a country where the entire surrounding millions of miles want you dead, you're the underdog.
	So we need them there, and I love them.
	Thanks, buddy.
	Bye.
	Uhuru.
	Uhuru.
	We got Devin.
	Superhero movie.
	Still reeks of perfume in here.
	Hey, Devin.
	All right.
	Yeah, I'm back.
	All right, so actually, I got some good news for you.
	You might be able to afford some more computer shit with the nine grand I'm about to make you.
	Okay.
	So if Kasparian and them got you a thousand subscribers and you made a hundred grand, Infowars getting you a hundred subscribers is ten grand.
	laughter
	In other words, a hundred times a hundred is ten thousand?
	Yep, believe it or not.
	You know, when I said that, I felt kind of uneasy.
	And my dad is a physics guy.
	He did math at Glasgow University.
	And I could feel him sort of looming over me, even though he's not dead, going, are you serious, pal?
	You think 100 times 100 is 1,000?
	Oh, my God.
	We are so stupid.
	Well, thank you for the $9,000, Caller.
	Really appreciate it.
	Yeah, man.
	Hey, so my call was about shitty superhero movies.
	Yeah.
	And we can agree that the last Avengers movie was just Social Justice Warrior fucking heaven.
	So good.
	With the Avenger chicks running into battle, like, all badass.
	Have you heard who's playing Thor in the next Thor movie?
	Yeah.
	Natalie Portman.
	No.
	She's 5'5.
	5'4.
	She's 5'5 ⁇ .
	She weighs 100 pounds.
	You know, the Vikings, the Nordics, and the Germans, he was mostly a Germanic guy, but he comes from Nordic folklore, they came up with him because they heard...
	And people grab each other on the street and go, what the?
	Oh, and they laugh because they were so scared.
	That's how they came up with him.
	He literally represents masculinity.
	And there is Natalie Porter.
	You know no one's going to watch that.
	Women don't want to be Thor, and men don't want to see Thor as a little tiny Jewish girl.
	Yeah, and that Valkyrie chick in the movie is apparently bisexual.
	That needs to be said.
	Oh, we got to squeeze that in there.
	You know, I still have to look into this.
	I would think I was drunk on a plane when I saw this, but I believe that Melissa McCarthy is in a movie about the Westies, which was the Irish Mafia in Hell's Kitchen in New York, big in the 80s, but they go back to the 70s and stuff in the 90s.
	The Westies could not have been more masculine.
	And I think they're doing a Ghostbusters where they're doing a Westies movies, and it's all Westies chicks with guns shooting bad guys.
	There were no female Westies.
	Why are they doing this?
	I don't get the impetus.
	Hey, what's gayer?
	Seeing superhero movies by yourself or seeing Disney movies by yourself?
	How dare you?
	Seeing what movies?
	What was the second one?
	Disney.
	Disney movies.
	Disney is gayer.
	They're both pretty gay.
	But the beauty of those kind of ultimatums is Ryan's guilty of all your options.
	He's everything wrong with the world.
	All right, thanks.
	See you later.
	Later, dude.
	You know what's funny about it's not actually Thor that she's playing.
	It's spelt differently.
	It's the whore.
	Oh.
	We got time for probably one more call.
	Are we running out of room on the card?
	Yep.
	That doesn't matter, though, because it's live streamed.
	Yeah, I guess so.
	All right.
	Question for the gay.
	These shows are too long.
	Yeah.
	Trudette.
	Although Anthony shows two hours.
	Yeah.
	And Joe Rogan, dude.
	Wow.
	Wow.
	That's crazy, man.
	That's crazy.
	He's a bad motherfucker.
	Who's there?
	Let's go.
	Be better.
	Be better.
	What's up, buddy?
	Hi there.
	I have a question.
	Well, not really a question.
	Just a statement.
	How I admire how Gavin puts it, where when you're at Trump Sport in 2019, you're pretty much a gay.
	I was filling up my gas tanks yesterday for my lawnmower at the gas station.
	And the guy in front of me, when I pulled in, he kind of looked at me.
	I looked at him.
	We didn't say anything.
	About eight minutes went by because I had these two large gas tanks.
	He had a large diesel truck.
	He was filling up.
	He looked at me.
	I looked at him.
	No big deal.
	I hear the click go off on his gas station or the gas meter, whatever.
	So he was packing up ready to go.
	He looks at me and says, I like your hat.
	And I was wearing a mega hat.
	Jumps in his car, drives off.
	Almost like he was embarrassed.
	What city is this?
	This is in Dodger, Wisconsin.
	Oh, Madison, Wisconsin.
	Yeah, that's Berkeley right there.
	That's where my wife is from.
	It can be pretty intense.
	In fact.
	Right.
	It's about, well, it's about 30 minutes southwest of Madison, but you get the backflow.
	Yeah, because Wisconsin's pretty cool.
	Like, you go to northern Wisconsin and it's pretty mega.
	It's just Madison, that island of insanity.
	No, totally.
	And it's the entire state where there's these little pockets of liberals and you can't say what you want to say.
	And all the, like, even in the small towns, but you just get this feeling like all the mega people just have to be quiet.
	You can look at each other.
	You can smile, but you're still not allowed to say anything.
	We're gay in the 50s, dude.
	Okay, thanks for calling out.
	Let's make out sometime.
	Thank you.
	Take it easy.
	You're going to make out with them?
	Yep.
	Hurry up, dude.
	What are you doing?
	One of the things on your scroll-through screen is a picture of yourself, and you keep scrolling to it.
	Wow, what do we have?
	Like 100 calls?
	We got a lot.
	Okay, we got Shiloh from Texas.
	Are you just skipping into the middle now?
	Yeah, Shiloh.
	No, this guy's been waiting for 10 minutes.
	Shiloh from Texas, talk about Chinese.
	What's up, Shiloh?
	We're talking about Chinese downhill.
	I was listening to a podcast the other day, and we did that up in Toronto back in the darts when I was about 15, about 10 years ago.
	We would longboard this summer going down big hills and down Toronto and just hockey, full hockey pads, and just fuck each other up going down 25, 30 miles an hour.
	Why do you think people are so averse to danger?
	I mean, there was always almost always somebody breaking a bone.
	Always, everybody ate shit at like 30 miles an hour, so everybody was bleeding.
	Why are the kids today so averse to just being dangerous and having stupid fun?
	The unions infiltrated the teachers' minds and got them into Marxism, because Marxism is pro-union.
	And that somehow inevitably leads to a war on masculinity.
	And now, from a very young age, from kindergarten, they say, boys shall not be boys.
	Don't be rambunctious, or we'll have to give you Riddlin.
	And the next thing you know, they stripped men and young boys of what they most love, which is the reckless testosterone, the danger, the thrills.
	You know, the whole reason we've conquered the world and had all these wars and created all these things and found all these lost countries is because we've had balls.
	But now that we're castrated, we're losing that.
	And, you know, they're going to regret it because we're more than just guys who go down hills on longboards.
	We're guys who cure cancer, who save lives, who catch bad guys.
	And when they sit here and castrate us, they get this world of these chubby SJW allies that they don't even want to fuck.
	Like, you look at the way they portray us in commercials where we're always fumbling with something and going, whoa, they don't want to fuck that guy.
	So they're ruining it for themselves.
	And so we have to just sort of say, you know what?
	I'll be handling this.
	You're not good at running society.
	Your matriarchy trivializes me.
	And without me, you're nothing.
	Hang up.
	Thanks, Shiloh.
	Tony, I want to talk about that.
	All right, this is how we're going to get through these.
	The person asks the question, and then I do my answer, and as I'm doing my answer, you hang up, and then we go to the next one.
	Okay.
	Hello.
	Hello.
	Glass Regions, Tanya Shaw.
	Go ahead.
	Just sort of say, you know what?
	I'll be handling this.
	You're not good at running society.
	Your matriarchy trivializes me.
	No, you're nothing.
	Well, there's our lag.
	Thanks for calling.
	What are you doing?
	Don't worry about it.
	What are you doing?
	Pressing shit.
	Why?
	Hello, button.
	Glass?
	They just would have realized.
	Why are you pushing all these fucking buttons all the time?
	I accidentally hit one.
	Why is your hand there?
	Inconsequential.
	Well, no, because I'm dipping down the volume.
	Consequential.
	So what did that guy say?
	I couldn't understand him.
	I don't know what I'm doing and I suck at my job?
	No.
	He was saying you suck at your job?
	No.
	What was he saying?
	He's saying that he's from Spec Point.
	Vincent?
	What was that guy saying?
	That was just our feed.
	So we were listening to ourselves.
	We were listening to somebody.
	I was just hitting it out of the park today, Ryguy.
	Realizing that they're now on the show.
	Okay.
	Hello.
	Are you there?
	Yeah, I'm here.
	I just wanted to ask about Gavin's thoughts about Trump's most recent tweet about Bitcoin and cryptocurrency, how he doesn't think it's real money.
	Yeah, it's not my area of expertise, my friend.
	Sorry, I can't help you.
	Stop pushing those motherfucking buttons or I'm going to stop you.
	Why?
	Because you're not competent.
	You keep hitting the blue buttons.
	I accidentally did.
	Many times.
	And now it's fixed.
	How does that distract you?
	Yes.
	That much.
	Yes, I'm sitting here watching the soundboard go zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip.
	I'm getting annoyed.
	Fixing problems.
	Just answer the fucking calls, please.
	So what was, what did he say?
	Forget it.
	He wants to know about Bitcoin.
	I don't know a shit about Bitcoin.
	All right.
	Holy shit.
	Maybe that ought to be the last one because it disconnected us.
	All right, fine.
	I give up.
	But before we go, I want to talk about Blue Chew.
	Blue Chew has all the active ingredients that Viagra and Cialis does, but it's not hard to get.
	It's very easy to acquire.
	You just go to B-L-U-E-C-H-E-W.com.
	Now I'm annoyed that you hung up on all those people.
	How many were there?
	I didn't hang up.
	They're still there.
	It's just Skype keeps disconnecting.
	Well, I didn't do anything.
	Reconnect, please.
	I could do that.
	I don't want to.
	These people are paying for a service.
	They get to talk in once a week, and we shouldn't hang up on them just because you keep pushing weird blue buttons.
	That is not what happened even slightly.
	So you could think that if you'd like, but it's not true.
	You go to B-U-E-C-H-E-W.com and you use the promo code GAVIN.
	And what happens then is all you have to do is pay the $5 shipping and they send you free Bluetooth.
	Now, I can't call it Viagra.
	I can't guarantee anything.
	The FDA monitors these ads very strictly to have one of these blue pills in your wallet for emergencies.
	And that includes if you're married.
	Sometimes you go out with your wife and it's been so long since you went out with her that you overdo it and you get wasted.
	Then you come home and she's like, well, the kids are in bed.
	I'm in a great mood.
	Here's your moment.
	And you're like, nah.
	You can't do that.
	This is an insurance policy to make sure that whenever there is an opportunity for you to strut your stuff, you are prepared.
	Now, I think this is much more important with young men.
	I think they should always be ready because she could be the one that you're about to fall asleep on.
	So go to B-L-U-E-C-H-E-W.com.
	use the promo code Gavin, and you can have a totally different sex life.
	You can go for two rounds.
	You can always be guaranteed.
	It also makes a great gift to give to your friends.
	Hey, buddy, good luck tonight.
	Shloop.
	In the wallet, it goes.
	Sex is not a minor detail.
	The two most important things about dating are first impressions and sex.
	If you blow one of those, you're doomed.
	And who knows?
	You might get Eva Mendez or someone of that caliber.
	And you might get nervous and you might go, this is so important tonight.
	I'm going to blow it.
	And then you blow it.
	So please, BlueChew.com, use the promo code Gavin.
	And after paying the $5 shipping, you get free erectile dysfunction pills.
	It comes to your house in a normal bag.
	It doesn't say boner pills on the front.
	All right, let's plow through these calls.
	Antonio.
	Antonio.
	Hello?
	Hey, can you hear me?
	Yep.
	Hey, what's up?
	I'm just calling you to let you know that there was a big rape allegation about a big footballer called Neymar.
	And the whole case was really insane.
	And I think you should check it out.
	It was a train wreck.
	Okay.
	Thanks for calling.
	Appreciate it, buddy.
	I have no idea what he said.
	A footballer rape allegation.
	Brad Brewer, probably going to get it.
	Wait, a football rape allegation?
	He said he's probably going to get attacked.
	Yeah, I'll look that up while you're talking to Brad.
	How are you there, Brad?
	Step on up.
	Gavin McInnes and Ryan catch up Rivera.
	How are you?
	Hello.
	Good.
	How are you?
	Good.
	Hey, well, I'm in Cincinnati getting ready to go into the Trump rally in a few minutes.
	And I'm wondering, if I don't get attacked by Nintendo, but I'm wondering what you think the chances are that Trump brings Nicholas Sandman on the stage tonight.
	I'm calling it.
	That he brings who on the stage?
	Trump.
	Nicholas Sandman, the kid with the Indian dude that banged the drum in his face.
	The Hellington kid.
	Oh, yeah, that would be awesome.
	That guy lost, right?
	That's too bad.
	Well, he lost the first one.
	They still have the other ones with the two major newspapers, but.
	Oh, good.
	Yeah, you know, I'll never get over that interview where she said, you were standing your ground is a little aggressive, don't you think?
	Like, should that be a t-shirt?
	Oh, yeah.
	Anyway, it would be awesome if he pulls him up.
	I hope he does.
	Thanks for calling, buddy.
	All right.
	So the footballer, I don't care about that kind of shit.
	I hate football shit.
	And rape shit.
	And he means soccer.
	Yes.
	Some guy, Naimar?
	Yeah.
	What a weird thing to call into this show for, though.
	Like, I understand you have your European stuff or you probably, you know, you live in Belarus or something, and soccer is everything to you.
	But why call into my show?
	I can barely wrap my head around the Mets.
	Yeah.
	I don't get it.
	We got Dan talking about live studio audience.
	But go in the order that people have been waiting.
	Okay?
	Obviously.
	Alrighty.
	Why wouldn't you do that?
	This is 11 minutes compared to 17 minutes.
	So yeah, I will get back to Jack.
	Let's talk about Mario Lopez, but go ahead.
	The studio audience, Dan.
	Yo, how do I become part of the Milo show studio audience?
	I messaged Ryan on Instagram and he just left me on red, dick.
	Sorry.
	All right, Ryan, I'll get back to you.
	Next call.
	17 minutes.
	Mario Lopez.
	Okay.
	Mario Lopez.
	Hey, Gavin.
	Hey, Ryan.
	Hello.
	Just wanted to ask you guys what your thoughts were about Mario Lopez kowtowing to the left and falling back on his comments he made on the Candace Owen show about parents transitioning their kids or encouraging their kids to transition at a young age.
	Love the show.
	Perfect example.
	Thanks for calling.
	Perfect example of Clown World.
	Mario Lopez is on Candace Owens' show.
	He says he finds it alarming that you would listen to a three-year-old who says, I want to transition and become a girl now that I'm a boy or a boy to a girl.
	He didn't say that shouldn't be allowed and it shouldn't be allowed.
	He just said, I'm alarmed by that.
	Totally vilified.
	I noticed he was vilified by this guy at the Federalist, who's a conservative gay.
	And even he was mad at him, which confused me because usually conservative gays are kind of rational.
	But yeah, this guy has been vilified for saying the most basic and logical thing I've ever heard.
	Next.
	Let me see.
	Diamond accent again, twice with the beauty of those.
	Yes, whatever.
	Diamond.
	It was accents again, you fucking twat, actually, because you fucking cut me off.
	But there you go.
	Anyway, yeah, I think we need to talk about your view on accent here, Gav, because, yeah, it's a bit nonsensical at the moment.
	I think, like the, we briefly touched on it before, that the best way to handle it is to keep, retain some of your country of origin accent while you're speaking English, rather than trying to put on a full and faggy American accent like one of your previous callers Mars.
	Like when British guys go out to France, we don't try and put on a French accent.
	We're like, oi, oi, mademoiselle, will you fucking cliche pull Marces one or fucking what?
	You know, we're not like trying to put on a faggy accent to try and pull.
	And likewise, we don't want to hear it back in an American accent from a chick saying, you know, in an American accent.
	We'd rather have that French accent, wouldn't we?
	I totally disagree.
	I think within the English language, you do what is your area of origin.
	So if you're from Croydon and you meet with posh people in West London, you still talk like you're from Croydon.
	That I strongly believe.
	But no, when you learn the language, you try to have as little an accent as possible.
	You say bonjour, comment savvais, vous est grandie allor.
	You want it to be as understandable as possible.
	No, it's much better to stick with your British accent, especially like, or if you've got to pick one, pick a half-decent accent.
	Don't go for a faggy American accent.
	Like, wouldn't it be much more fun if, like, in a small village in France, people were speaking with a fucking Birmingham accent when they spoke English or something rather than an American accent.
	I think the American accent is the purest English accent.
	It's the one that's closest to the phonetics.
	So if you want to do the best English, you should probably do American.
	But I can't understand people when they have an accent.
	No, no, no, no, absolutely not.
	Come on, man.
	I used to speak to this guy, and he spoke with the most quintessential British accent.
	And it was the most beautiful thing to hear.
	And yeah, I know I'm saying slightly against what he is, but he nailed the British accent properly, not with a faux faggy American accent.
	And it's because his English teacher told him to watch Faulty Towers.
	And I couldn't get out of my mind that the guy sounded so much like John Cleese after that.
	It was ridiculous.
	I think you can possibly get the British accent perfect, then do that.
	Okay.
	So let's just recap your message here.
	When you go to another country, don't try to have a good accent.
	Don't try to sound like them.
	Then next point.
	Your favorite English speaker did your accent.
	Did a British accent perfectly.
	So you just contradicted yourself.
	He sounded like a faggot Northern European.
	You just said the opposite.
	Thanks for calling, buddy.
	Sound, sound.
	See you later.
	All right.
	Don't try to sound like the country.
	Unless you're speaking English to people in England, then do try to sound like the country.
	Got it.
	That was pretty funny.
	Leslie Jones?
	Connor?
	For Scotland's sake, my boy, I'm talking about what is too much fighting.
	For example, I was talking to some glass machines in Philadelphia, and we have an Alaska.
	But we'll switch back to my American accent.
	We essentially, I essentially got assaulted by a wigger and two black men, and I kicked the shit out of this white guy, because he comes up to me, and he's like, hey, you got a problem?
	And I call him a fucking proddy because, you know, me and you, both Scotch-Irish Catholics.
	And I turn on and I kick the shit out of this kid.
	And what happens?
	I look down, I'm pounds this man's face, and he says, I'm like, no, just me and him.
	And then he looks up, and I look up and there's two guys flashing a gun at me, and they say, give me all your money.
	Now, I've been in about 10 fights, and I won most of them.
	I got jumped to Philadelphia because I'm a Patriots fan.
	But my point, my question being, how many fights too many?
	Because as I get older, more weapons are getting involved and such.
	You know what I mean?
	Yeah, I think 10 fights is a lot for civilians.
	But I also think you can't be fighting in cities that you're not familiar with.
	You don't know where you are.
	Are you in the south side of Chicago?
	Are you in South Central?
	You know, are you in East New York?
	There's all kinds of different rules in different areas.
	Like, you see those rich kids in Italy, they decide they're going to fight a drug dealer.
	And then this other guy shows up, so they stab him.
	Turns out that guy was a cop.
	He's dead.
	They're going to be in jail for the rest of their lives.
	Like, you got to stick to your hood when it comes to violence.
	So that was a bad move getting in a fight there.
	And I'm sorry, you got jumped, so you had no choice.
	But generally, I would definitely try to avoid fighting when you're not on your home turf.
	And you don't go to Boston if you don't want to fight.
	Because every single person in that entire town, including old ladies, wants to fight you right now.
	And the perfect example of this was I was at a strip club in Boston, and there's a woman standing like that.
	I see in between her legs, she's naked.
	I can't remember if she had bottoms on, probably had bottoms on.
	And I see through her legs, and there's a guy that was sort of a horseshoe bar, and he's looking at me through her legs like this.
	Like he wanted, naked ladies are entertaining us, and he wants to fight.
	All right, let's do the next call.
	Don't do sound effects.
	We're in a rush.
	All right, AI and hobos.
	Okay.
	Oh, hey.
	So on Saturday night, I get home like around midnight.
	And long story short, there's like a hobo screaming at me through my windows at my house.
	And he like pees all over my driveway.
	But so I was wondering, like, what do you think we should do about them?
	Because they obviously need help.
	But at the same time, all these policies that are hobo-friendly are like attracting them to our cities.
	What city are you in?
	San Francisco?
	San Diego, a really wealthy area, like a famous surfer beach.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, you got to call the cops.
	You have to call the cops.
	I'm really against.
	I'm against calling the cops, but in that kind of scenario, those guys are nuts.
	There was a bum here in New York City who went to Moby's Tea Room, and it was called Teeny, T-E-A, and then New York.
	And the guy who worked there said to this bum, get the fuck out of here.
	What are you doing here?
	And the bum was like, uh, in the front steps.
	And the guy was, move, get off the steps.
	And of course, the bum doesn't see a normal person.
	It sees satanic demons with his mother's head.
	So he stabbed the guy with a fork.
	It went through the guy's eye, into his brain, killed him.
	He was something like 21-year-old hipster.
	Don't fight bums.
	Thanks for calling.
	You did the right thing.
	All right, missionary sex, Danny.
	We got five more minutes, folks.
	We were half an hour over the max.
	Talk to us, Danny.
	Go, Danny.
	Come on, Danny.
	Come on, Blue Chew.
	Don't be shy, Danny.
	Chomp, chomp, chomp, Blue Chew.
	Danny, you're missing out.
	Oh, Danny boy.
	Danny might miss his shot.
	Oh, Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are blowing.
	Danny, you got two seconds.
	I finally got unmad from you using the bathroom.
	Okay, how about the buttons?
	That was 40 minutes.
	How about the buttons?
	This is how I gauge my pussiness.
	Soldiers have to smell dead body smell.
	Probably a lot.
	Okay, good.
	So that's kind of the scope we're dealing with here.
	Working at this place is like dealing with dead bodies in Afghanistan.
	It's a war zone.
	Good, okay.
	So we're in Blackhawk Down.
	Coming to work is Blackhawk Down.
	I just gauge it as like we're very far from dead body smells, so I think we're living large.
	Timothy Vincent Gallo, go on now.
	Hey, I love the fact that you have Prince Vince in the opening credits, and I was just curious if you have any interest in getting Vincent Gallo to come on for an interview or something.
	Amazing.
	That's kind of a cool idea.
	Yeah.
	Is he kind of a cool guy?
	Hello, sir.
	All right, that's enough of that.
	Which guy is he in the intro?
	Forget it, just hang up.
	Brent did?
	All right, we got Anthony.
	Call me on Twitter.
	I'm outside.
	Okay, these things get it wrong sometimes, so maybe that's not what he said.
	Anthony?
	no man direct they gather so anthony comia has But someone is running a parody account on Twitter for him.
	Wink, wink.
	When will someone run a Gavin parody account?
	Thank you.
	They crack down on me super hard.
	So they have the URLs for my computer and my phone.
	They can tell if I'm...
	They're really, really cracking down.
	And it's funny because when you look at my past 20 tweets, they were so remarkably benign and funny.
	But we do have free speech.tv.
	I have nothing to do with that.
	That's Ryan who does all that.
	Don't ban it.
	That's the closest we have to Twitter.
	Instagram's active, too.
	You know, sometimes I check in on other people's stuff, and I'm just shocked at how insular and cunty it's become.
	Without these checks and balances, the lunatics are running the assembly.
	It reminds me of that turkey episode of CRTV Tonight, where I learned that a male turkey will be at a female turkey farm, and he has no purpose.
	It's not like a rooster.
	But just being there makes them all act calmer.
	And it's the same with cows.
	Even when the cows are not looking to be inseminated, they'll have a bull on sight just because everyone seems to be calmer when a dude is around.
	I think that's very telling.
	Tom, talking about getting tacky on the show.
	Is that right?
	Takai?
	Hello?
	Hey, Tom.
	Hi.
	No, I was wondering about if you get, for the next free speech, if you get Chenk Uyghur with Theodore Dalrymple.
	Yeah, as we saw, it's really hard to get them.
	And they get nervous and they run to the media and say, they offered me money to be on the show.
	And then you go, well, maybe I'll get some Antifa guy.
	And then you go, no, he's going to dox the place and blow it up.
	Like the liberals are so far gone.
	It kind of is like that homeless person caller I was talking about.
	You can't just say, hey, let's talk.
	What's going on here?
	So, you know, we did reach out to the young Turks.
	We reached out to, I assume that the company that reached out to Anna, I've subcontracted this task out because I hate doing it.
	I assume they went out to Chenk and everyone else.
	But they just go, no, because they can't compete in the marketplace of ideas.
	Believe me, any liberal you can think of, I have begged and spent thousands of people.
	Theodore Dalrymple.
	Sorry to interrupt.
	What?
	Theodore Dellrimple from Kaki Meg?
	Yeah, I bet I could get that.
	What I might start doing is just having sort of Joe Rogan type ones where I just sit down with a conservative or maybe get two conservatives.
	Maybe it'll come down to that.
	Maybe I'll give up on the whole liberal versus conservative thing because I'm going to start running out of them.
	Thanks for calling though, buddy.
	Stop.
	You know, Sam Seder actually said I'll debate you anytime, any place.
	He said that years ago.
	So, I mean, just to let you know this is.
	Ryan, focus on the calls.
	Okay, we're just doing calls now.
	We're trying to get through these.
	We have literally one minute left and you're Googling stuff.
	I didn't know that.
	The other caller said she did call the cops and Mexican Latin cop showed up.
	I know.
	Okay.
	I don't know how you knew that.
	Sean showed up.
	She said she did in the call.
	Sean.
	Hey, Gavin.
	Hey.
	There's a study with rats that you inject stress hormone into them and then their children have high stress hormones.
	It's the same with the left, like the squad.
	They come from like Somalia and shitholes.
	So then they have the shithole gene.
	And then they come here and they look everywhere and they're like, oh my God, this place is horrible.
	It's basically Somalia.
	So theory.
	So you're saying that the stress of being in a shithole is genetic and it carries on to the next generation.
	So they still have this sort of panic brain.
	Yeah, like you see Alexandria Ocadia-Cortez being a socialist because she came from a socialist place.
	so she just has that gene in her.
	It's kind of racist, but I think it's a...
	She's Puerto Rican.
	She's a bitch.
	Okay, thanks for calling, buddy.
	Yeah, she's ethnically a bitch.
	We're out of time.
	Yeah, we are.
	Sorry, callers.
	I'll try to blab less.
	Maybe I'll have no guest on Thursday so we have more time for calls.
	Cortez, I believe, is from Puerto Rico, which is not a socialist place.
	It's in America.
	So that part of the theory isn't fantastic.
	But I do like the idea of inherited genes, inherited characteristics.
	Like they say that about the Scots.
	The reason that they're such drunks is because they love putting themselves in a bad situation because they like adversity because they were at war with the English for 700 years.
	And the ones who don't like adversity are dead.
	So they like conflict and they like being in trouble.
	That's why they drink themselves into a tizzy so they can be disoriented.
	So we're back Monday with the normal show.
	We just got the Ann Coulter and Gina Belafonte show up.
	We have a tsunami of free speech presents coming.
	We've got History of Punk coming up soon.
	I did a thing on the devil's music and how when these parents were all mad at rock and roll, we laughed at them, but maybe they were right.
	We've got a thing called Heroes of Color coming soon about all these people who try to, these black people who try to steal the black American experience despite growing up totally and utterly white.
	And then we have a funny little video coming up soon called Shithole Denial about the three types of people who go to shitholes and die or get raped.
	And the three categories are people who go there to prove that everything is groovy.
	One.
	Two, people who go there because everyone is groovy and it doesn't matter.
	And then three, people who go there to make everyone groovy and fix the problem in Somalia.
	They're usually dead by the end of their story.
	Be brave.
	Get fired.
	No, I said it wrong.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.

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