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July 31, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S02E44 - EVERYTHING IS RACIST

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
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	That was Aphex Twin with the song Window Liquor.
	I don't usually do electronic music as intros to the show, and very rarely on Off the Record.
	We should shoot some more off the records.
	But that was a big hit in the...
	I think it was the 90s.
	And it was Apex Twins Window Licker.
	Possibly the greatest music video of all time.
	You may have noticed that I'm wearing AirPods.
	Yes, I hate AirPods, and I am wearing AirPods.
	I'm as annoyed as you are.
	I feel as betrayed as you do.
	I'm reminded of the time in 1989, I took a bus to New York City from Montreal to get a tattoo.
	I believe it was this tattoo, the big stupid red hot chili peppers looking thing.
	And when I was there, it was in Greenpoint, before Greenpoint was anything, right?
	In Brooklyn.
	I had no idea where I was.
	I felt like I was on Mars because it took so long to get there.
	And the woman, Andrea, Andrea's tattoos, Greenpoint, Brooklyn, 1989.
	She said she was wearing Teva sandals, like sports sandals.
	And I was mortified.
	This is like a punk chick that all the punks knew all around the world.
	And she was wearing Tevas.
	And she's like, I'm sorry.
	They're just so comfortable.
	And as far as the AirPods go, my coach at my boxing gym at Champs, he wears them all the time.
	And it desensitized me a little bit.
	And now I'm one of them.
	And Ryan wears them too.
	Look, he wears headphones under his headphones.
	You don't even know they're there sometimes.
	I will never do it in public.
	I do it for puttering around the house, listening to podcasts and stuff.
	And I'm not shameless about it.
	I won't ever do it in public.
	But I feel like it's as bad as wearing flip-flops inside your home.
	Or, you know, like chefs.
	Chefs, you don't get mad at them for wearing crocs, right?
	They're just a very good cooking shoe.
	Yeah.
	But if you wear Crocs on the street, I'll stab you.
	Toes first.
	It's unbelievably hot in New York City today.
	It sucks.
	It's been hot all week.
	And it's not, we haven't even started August yet.
	So we, as you know, here in the studio, we get this to like freezer levels.
	And then it slowly gets warmer as the show goes on.
	I've been wearing yarmulcas on my knees.
	I got these Trump yarmulkas sent from Israel.
	This Israeli dude, he made these yarmulkas.
	And I hope this isn't like anti-Semitic that I'm wearing them on my knees.
	Is that like putting Muhammad on your bottom of your shoe or something?
	I don't know.
	Maybe it's just like you have Jewish knees.
	Are you allowed to do this?
	Is this desecrating the Yarmuka?
	I don't know.
	All right.
	Well, feel free to send letters and say don't ever do that again, you dick.
	But my knees get cold when I wear shorts in AC.
	So the Yamakahs keep everything perfect.
	Yeah, Aphex Twin, king of sort of dance music.
	But this video, I've been obsessed with it for years.
	I think it's so good.
	I actually wrote about it in Vice years ago and interviewed the director and stuff.
	This looks more current than the 90s, man.
	Well, look it up, Window Licker.
	It says 2018 for this upload.
	Thanks, Ryan.
	Thanks for the input.
	Europeans are better at post-production.
	Go back to the very beginning, though.
	It starts out with these guys.
	I don't think the black guy had ever acted before.
	And the Mexican guy.
	We'll get nowhere, man.
	Drive like a little bit.
	Drive like a little bitch, man.
	You ain't driving this motherfucking Daisy nigga.
	This is all adlist.
	I get tired of rolling with your slow ass, nigga.
	Just roll, man.
	Something nice there.
	Oh, they got some bitches right there.
	Oh, hell yeah.
	Nigga, let's roll.
	It's home, motherfucker.
	Yeah, nigga.
	Damn, I'm just gonna be a bitch.
	A motherfucker, man, dick on hard.
	Nigga, I'm ready to fuck, nigga.
	Straight up, nigga.
	I was ready to get my shit.
	This kind of reminds me of.
	I should have had a warning first.
	Not very family-friendly.
	Remind you that this bit that I heard about Black Darth Vader?
	Uh-huh.
	Yeah, where it's like, man, Darth Vader ain't.
	People thought, you know, just because James Earl Jones is his voice, he's a brother.
	I know he wasn't black.
	He said, if Darth Vader was black, he'd be like, Luke, I ain't your father.
	Said something like that.
	You gotta pay some galactic child support.
	Shit, you need Space Maury to go over there with a manila envelope with DNA results.
	Like, he your father.
	Space Maury, did you just?
	Yep.
	I think you think that's super funny, but you don't want to say the N-word.
	So you pretended you heard that.
	I made that up.
	Yeah, that's clear.
	It's my new thing.
	And that delivery was so bad.
	I felt on the spot.
	You felt, you, you, this is why you're a bad actor.
	You can't do stuff spontaneously like that.
	That was so bad.
	And the concept is funny.
	I knew Darth Vader wasn't black.
	I'm your father.
	Ain't no black man gonna say I'm your father.
	That could have been great.
	And you totally ruined it with your big, stupid, shaggy dog hair from the Muppet show, Mr. Frago Rockhead.
	Are you going to feel the force?
	Yeah, you ruined it.
	Terrible.
	Terrible.
	This is why you bombed a Guitar World.
	Guitar Center.
	No, no, no.
	Sorry.
	Imperial guitar.
	Oh, whoops.
	Got the wrong name of the guitar store.
	That's important.
	Anyway, go back to that video.
	So they want to go pick up some chicks.
	They see two girls.
	I don't give a fuck, huh?
	Damn.
	What the fuck is going on up in this bitch?
	Let me play my shit, nigga.
	It's my mother's shit.
	Okay, go look at the scroll because this goes on and on and on.
	I don't give a fuck, bitch.
	Damn.
	What's the fuck going on up in this motherfucker?
	Do you not show up, bro?
	What the fuck?
	We gotta be in the car.
	What's that, nigga?
	What's fucking robbed with y'all arriving?
	What is it?
	Nigga, you ain't never some rope trip ass niggas, you sleep on ass food.
	Don't be coming up talking to shit with the music like that for me.
	Girl, nigga, slow your roll.
	You just die, nigga.
	Girl, you can get in.
	You can sit right here on my motherfucking lap.
	Let's roll,'cause it's part in the...
	Hold on, man.
	Sit down.
	Girl, go on and get in this car, girl.
	We can have this time.
	Let's handle our business.
	Nigga, this shut the fuck up, nigga.
	Hey, girl, go on in the car, girl, so we can handle his business, girl.
	You make a nigga what fuck, girl.
	Throw him in the car.
	You ain't got shit coming.
	You ain't got shit coming.
	How you think I'm going to talk to you with your fake ass super on the girl?
	You can't do that.
	Go.
	Can you meet me?
	Girl, what the girl?
	What the fuck is you talking about, broke girl?
	You see something broke about this girl for me?
	Keep rolling.
	You ain't got nothing to offer me but your broke ass.
	And take your mama car home, nigga.
	At least you're going to be a little bit more.
	Bitch, don't try and diss me, hoe.
	Bitch, don't try and diss me.
	I'm a player girl for real.
	Play a player, girl.
	You know what it be funny?
	To see them, like, narrate Planet Earth.
	Yo, that little bird fucking making a nest for that bitch.
	That bird's trying to fuck.
	Oh, girl, don't talk about my motherfucking hair.
	No, the fuck these people talk about my hair.
	Bitch, fuck up, you girl.
	You need to get hair.
	Nigga, you need to get something done in your shit.
	That's what I said, nigga.
	You ain't about shit and your hair ain't neither.
	You ain't about shit and your hair ain't neither.
	Like you from Beverly Hills or some shit.
	Come going to get the car that's wrong.
	Don't be putting your motherfucking nose up in the air, bitch.
	I think it's right around the corner.
	They gonna get it off, girl.
	You simple ass nigga.
	You better roll off.
	Look, we don't never get no pussy because your stupid ass nest bitches.
	Fuck that bitch.
	You broke.
	Cause you can't get no play.
	You can't get no fucking play on that.
	Is this racist?
	I'm just realizing that.
	Like in the 90s, this was just a cool video where this weirdo shows up and does a crazy dance.
	But now in the politically correct eyes of 2019, I see a white man kill two people of color with his big white Rolls-Royce.
	They're trying their game and then look how quick this happens.
	He's got the perma smile and the black women are into him.
	Jesus, we have ruined art.
	No one called this racist when it came out.
	It was just weird.
	Yeah.
	You know what's racist about Spider-Man that I noticed?
	Spider-Man is the one white character.
	He's got a black Mary Jane, a black, I mean a Chinese friend, an Indian nemesis in school, and the only special one is Peter Parker.
	So by diversifying the people around him, they actually made it kind of racist.
	Well, didn't they also make Spider-Man black and gay or something?
	No, they made him Latino for the cartoon version one.
	See, and the black women love him.
	That's sort of like, I think in the notes I sent you, Mario Lopez is in trouble today.
	He's a Twitter moment for something he said in June.
	And when you see what he said, it's so remarkably benign that art is ruined, conversation is ruined.
	We see everything through these Nazi glasses, the Nazi glasses.
	So I was shocked at my own interpretation because it seeped into my brain.
	Like when I saw Apex Twin, I was just going, that's kind of messed up that those two people of color were just hit by a white Rolls-Royce.
	In fact, I saw on Anthony's show, someone's in trouble for getting a white dog.
	I think it was Ivanka Trump.
	No way.
	She got a white dog that has blue eyes, and people are calling it racist.
	Why didn't you get a brown dog?
	It's an Aryan dog.
	Yeah.
	Dogs aren't racist.
	The master breed.
	Yeah.
	Aryan breeder.
	What the hell is going on?
	Now dogs are a race?
	So are brown dogs black people?
	Are black dogs?
	What are Asian dogs?
	Are yellow dogs?
	One Asian.
	So yeah, so Mario Lopez was on Candace Owens' show.
	And he said they were talking about little kids who say they identify as a different gender.
	And he says, yeah, I mean, a three-year-old, she says she's a boy and they're going to start transitioning.
	I don't even think he said that's bad.
	I just think he said, I'm confused by that.
	Now he hates gays and doesn't want trans people to exist.
	What the hell is going on in this clown world?
	This new trend where celebrities are coming out.
	And I know Charlize Theron did this a few weeks ago and saying that their child is picking their gender.
	And this is strange to me just because I, and they say, oh, I looked at my child.
	My child was swimming in a bathtub and looked up and said, mommy, I'm a boy.
	And that's weird to me because even though I'm not scroll ahead a little bit, I reality where they just should go.
	Well, then you're going to be a boy or a girl, whatever the case may be.
	And it's sort of alarming.
	And I just think about the repercussions.
	He's talking about changing the gender of a three-year-old.
	Okay.
	And he said that's kind of alarming.
	And he's in trouble.
	I mean, I'll bet you 90% of gays that I would go up to on the street, even in New York City, would go, yeah, it is kind of alarming.
	That's a good word for it.
	You know, you try this with dogs.
	Big backlash.
	No, really.
	He's just like, I'm going to change my dog's name.
	I got to cut off his peepee.
	We should do that.
	And then they're going to be like, let's try to get a little bit of a bunch of multiple.
	Let's start using this cop at my gym was saying he wants to get a big bus, like a luxury tour bus, and start bringing loads of illegals from the border in Texas to New York City.
	Wow.
	And just drop them off at Times Square and call the bus the Love Mobile.
	Nice.
	And not dress them up as Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse and Spider-Man.
	Yeah.
	Or even in my neighborhood where they're all about diversity and hate has no home here.
	I have a great idea.
	We live next to a really crappy area, an all-black part of town.
	Why don't we start busing the kids from that school to our local school?
	Maybe 100?
	Add 100 to the mix.
	I assume you'll all be for that, right?
	You want more diversity?
	There'll be no protests from parents when we bring in the black kids from the projects.
	And it's temporary.
	Local schools.
	And also the city that you're in, they pay for it.
	Yeah.
	It doesn't hurt.
	Let's do it.
	Yeah, we should do that.
	I'm changing my dog's gender, his having his penis removed.
	Yeah.
	But their dogs, they don't know what's going on.
	They have no control over it.
	Similar to a child, perhaps.
	You can't get a tattoo till you're 18, but you can start changing genders at three.
	The clowns are running the asylum.
	Just play it for a little bit more.
	See if he says trans people should be able to do it.
	I just see depression because when I was in fifth grade, I don't know, it was this weird thing in fifth grade where me and my girlfriend Molly, like we just, we were tomboys.
	We just were like, we're tomboys now.
	So we'd wear like baggier pants.
	The cargo pants were in.
	And I tried to make my voice a little bit deeper.
	One year, went to middle school and everything was fine, you know?
	It was just a phase.
	And I hadn't gone through puberty yet.
	Like, you can't make a decision about your sexuality when you're three years old.
	I was in fifth grade.
	Well, that's just it.
	I don't think you're, when you're a kid, I, you know, at least when I was a kid, I remember the kids still think my diarse, certain boys have cuties and that's it.
	You know what I mean?
	They're so totally benign, a totally benign conversation.
	And the radicals are pillaring him for not being radical enough.
	What the F is going on?
	I remember some guy in my wife's tribe, a family member, he looks, you know, American Indians often look Chinese.
	He didn't like that he was American Indian for some reason.
	This is when he's a little kid.
	So he would say he's Hmong.
	You know, H-M-U-N-G, like from Gran Torino, those Chinese immigrants.
	And he was Hmong for like two years.
	And he hung out with Hmong kids.
	And that was his thing.
	He's not Hmong anymore.
	Good thing we didn't give him Hmong surgery.
	Speaking of the lunatics taking over the asylum, this isn't in the notes, Ryan, but I saw that Tim guy, Tim, what's his name?
	Tayne?
	No.
	No, it's in your email.
	Okay.
	The guy who's bald who wears a hat.
	Oh, Tim Poole.
	Tim Poole.
	I got it.
	Yeah, I got it.
	Why do bald guys wear hats and think we can't tell?
	Like the Edge and you too?
	Do we think you're just really cold all the time?
	I like Tim, but that hat really annoys me.
	Anyway, he's talking about Candace Bushnell.
	Now, Candace Bushnell is the one who created Sex in the City, and she is responsible.
	She's Hitler.
	She is, no, she's worse than Hitler.
	She's Mao.
	She discouraged millions of women from getting married and settling down and having kids.
	And the result was they didn't have kids.
	Those kids didn't have kids.
	Those kids didn't have kids.
	So I say she's killed millions of people.
	She is a genocidal maniac.
	And her lie was that you don't need to have kids.
	You can just be a whore in Manhattan.
	Just be a whore and spend all your money on shoes and forget settling down.
	Your ovaries will last forever.
	And she ruined lives.
	Well, guess what?
	She deeply regrets it now.
	Offensive segment on children and family.
	This story from the Daily Mail.
	Sex and the City writer Candace Bushnell, 60, admits she regrets choosing a career over having children.
	Why am I having Tim read to us?
	Candace Bushnell, 60, says she regrets that.
	Sex and the city creator says that.
	Okay, anyway, I don't know why.
	I should have just showed you the article.
	But here's something I'd like to remind you of.
	So she's still a whore at 60, and she is about to undergo the Mona Lisa.
	That also sent that in the links.
	Well, if you look in the article there, you can see she's an older woman, suddenly becomes in love interests a much younger man.
	The Mona Lisa treatment, a vaginal restorative surgery often recommended to middle-aged women.
	So the problem with being a whore is, for life, a career whore, is that you don't have kids and you regret that.
	And you end up having sex with younger men who are surprised by your vagina.
	And so you get surgery to make your vagina seem younger.
	Sounds like paradise to me.
	Wow.
	Good work, Candace.
	Way to ruin society.
	All right, speaking of women, we saw the debate last night.
	I'm going to call the debate last night the women's debate because it was only for women.
	Men, we're not watching that.
	And we had this series of clowns get on stage.
	Marianne Williamson, Tim Ryan, Amy Klobuchar, Pete Buttigig, Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren Beto wrote John Hinklelooper, John Delaney, Steve, what's his name?
	Is he off my notes?
	Hinkle Looper?
	You said that.
	John Delaney, Steve Bullock?
	Yep.
	That sounds about right.
	Oh, I don't have all my notes here.
	Poop.
	Yes, I do.
	John Delaney, Steve Bullock.
	Sorry.
	It was a shit show, and it was so boring.
	So I'll just give you the highlights so I don't waste your time.
	A lot of talk about businesses, and there was so much contempt in their voice when they talked about money and corporations, and they'd say billions.
	Like they say billions with such anger and rage, like they're talking about pedophiles or something.
	It's disgusting.
	Billions.
	And I think most Americans hear the word billion and they go, I would love to have a billion.
	I'm going to bust my ass.
	I wonder, is it possible I could come close to a billion?
	Probably not.
	Man, I would love to make a million, though.
	Maybe I'd like to make two million.
	They love those words, millions and billions.
	They don't love it when it comes to the debt, and they don't have to hear that because it's up to trillions.
	I think it's 14 trillion right now.
	But the way they were talking about corporations and saying, if they could save one nickel, they don't care about you.
	And that was just accepted as a fact that the company you work for hates your guts and doesn't care about you.
	Says who?
	I mean, I'm not against corporate bashing.
	I don't like that Amazon paid $0 in tax.
	And I hate the way big tech doesn't spread it around.
	Like in the old days, if Kodak made a bunch of money, then it would be spread around.
	Now, Facebook makes a billion dollars.
	It goes to one weird nerd, and he just keeps it all to himself, hoards it.
	That's annoying.
	But I like the free market.
	I like business, and I think Americans agree with me.
	The other bizarre thing about the debate last night was just that it's a given that Trump is about hate and Trump's words are racist.
	Rob Reiner made that very clear yesterday, too, that if you support Trump, you're a racist.
	That's just a fact.
	And Don Lemon had these questions.
	He goes, he just said this totally matter of fact, like it's a given.
	So Trump will be running this campaign on racial division.
	What are you...
	You just said that like it's a fact.
	I think you have to preface that with, I get the feeling that.
	Or personally, I believe.
	But just, yeah, Trump will be running on racial division.
	That's a fact.
	So let me just make this clear.
	Billions is a bad word.
	All corporations hate their employees.
	Trump will be running on racial division.
	And then another question Don Lamon asked is, how are you going to stop the rise of white supremacy?
	Now, there's definitely a rise in talking about white supremacy.
	See if you can find this graph.
	Here's a challenge.
	The amount of media attention and news articles that are about white supremacy and racial identity, it's a graph that goes back like 50 years, and it's all like this.
	And then in the past, say, seven years, it just goes straight up.
	I should have saved it when I saw it, but it's a shocking graph to see.
	and Ryan will definitely not be able to find it.
	And the other thing, too, about when he...
	When he asks about what are you going to do to stop the rise of white supremacy, no one goes, well, slow down here.
	I don't think it's really about white supremacy.
	They all just answered matter of factly, like, it's a fact that America is full of Nazis.
	They said Nazi a million times.
	So the whole debate was just really about health care, and none of them knew what the hell to do.
	So I'll just take you through all of them quickly.
	Okay, ready?
	Go to that picture of them all.
	Give up on finding the graph.
	It's below your IQ.
	It's above your IQ, I mean.
	Marianne Williamson, definitely going to get the most Google hits after this debate.
	She is a complete lunatic who knows nothing about politics at all.
	And all she knows is love.
	She knows nothing about policy.
	I bet she doesn't even know what the capital gains tax is.
	And the way she talks, she talks like a gay dude who's imitating his mother.
	And everyone in the room is laughing their heads off because he's nailing it.
	It's totally perfect.
	She doesn't talk like an actual person.
	In fact, even Anderson Cooper in the clip I'm about to show you says, you sound like you're narrating a play.
	I call her Flaky Marianne.
	Tim Ryan, I call him Scared Tim.
	Every picture, every time they came to him, he was like this.
	Maybe he did an Adderall before he started.
	Yeah.
	He looked like someone who was caught, like peeping Tom.
	And he didn't have his hand on his heart for the national anthem.
	He put his hands down.
	No one talked about that.
	That was weird.
	Oh, someone did talk about it.
	Was he doing a Kaepernick drunk lesbian blue hair?
	He said that he couldn't put his hand over his heart when the national anthem was played at the deafening.
	Oh, they get you to click the article.
	They cut off the info right before you get there.
	Clickbait, clickbait.
	But apparently he said something about it.
	Oh.
	What do you think about Buddha J?
	We'll get to him.
	Don't worry.
	He also said this, like the economy is doing well because people have two or three jobs.
	As we discussed on this show, that's not true.
	95% of people have one job.
	And within that 5%, the majority of the two or three jobs are freelance.
	They're not full-time.
	There's 24 hours in a day.
	Eight times three is 24.
	Humans will die without sleep.
	Unless one of your jobs is sleeping, like the FDNY.
	I think it's like over the course of a lifetime, two or three jobs.
	I've had two or 300 jobs.
	Because of absent-mindedness.
	Yes.
	Not as a sign of protest.
	That's ridiculous.
	Yeah, obviously.
	Look around.
	Maybe you didn't like the song.
	Yeah.
	I mean, even if you got some Cambodian villager and you just threw him on stage, he'd go, ooh, ooh, ooh.
	Pete Buddyjig put his hand into his blazer to touch his boob.
	All right, so that's Tim.
	Amy Klobuchar.
	We call her Shakin' Amy.
	No one's going to vote for her.
	She's constantly vibrating like she has a dildo inside of her.
	Like she is.
	Like she is a vibrant.
	She's fully charged.
	Device of pleasure.
	And she said, I'm the grandchildren of immigrants.
	Yeah, so is everyone.
	How many of us don't have grandparents who were born here?
	Like even you and your Puerto Ricans were probably grandparents came here.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Pete Buttigig, he is homophobate.
	The reason they're pushing him is because they want Trump to say something homophobic about him.
	And I don't think the world is America's homophobic.
	However, Middle America is going to have trouble with the idea of men 69ing in the White House and the first lady having just filleted the president and the first lady is a man.
	I think that's just an image that no matter how open-minded you are, that's going to bother pretty much everyone over 50.
	Oh, that's it.
	Good job.
	Thank you.
	I would like to formally apologize to my silly sidekick, Ryan.
	He found the article I was talking about.
	Doesn't that explain everything?
	So, I mean, it was pretty bad in 2008, and we got back to that in 2013, but I can live with that.
	It's 2013 and up that is just absolute insanity.
	And it's polluting all of our minds, including mine.
	I saw one of my favorite videos in a totally new light 20 minutes ago.
	I saw a racist Apex twin.
	And it's nothing to do with that.
	In fact, it's an homage to the ghetto culture of South Central Los Angeles.
	He's inserting himself into it.
	He's not trying to hurt them.
	He's making himself part of it.
	And he's lampooning himself because he knows he's not part of it.
	He's an ugly British guy.
	That's why in the video, they all become him.
	There's nothing political about the video.
	Go back to the video for a second, if you will.
	Just jump into the middle of it.
	what happens is the women turn into him.
	This guy is not trying to be down, and he's not trying to.
	There's nothing racial about this.
	Oh, that's blackface, I bet.
	Interesting, that's crazy, man.
	That's crazy.
	He's got about 500 of masks of his own face.
	That's racist as fuck, man.
	That's racist.
	Oh my god, my brain's polluted.
	I'm seeing this now as a racist video.
	And that never even remotely occurred to me when this came out.
	When did this come out?
	It says 2018.
	Stop saying that!
	Of course it says that!
	Look it up on the internet, you boob!
	Hey, I saw that 9-11 was uploaded to YouTube in 2018.
	Did you know 9-11 happened in 2018?
	I thought it happened on September 11th, 2001.
	But according to YouTube, it happened a couple years ago.
	I can't believe you made that same mistake three times now.
	Stop saying that with Courtsy's the fucking farmer.
	99.
	There we go.
	So 99 things were still sort of sane.
	Oh, racist blackface.
	God, I would.
	Can you imagine some social justice warrior analyzing this video?
	They did it to friends, right?
	When friends went on Netflix, they had all these complaints.
	And now Ricky Gervais and Jerry Seinfeld are racist.
	I saw the episode, by the way, that they were talking about when they said Eddie Murphy's racist and they make racist jokes about the homeless.
	You know what the joke was?
	No, what?
	Seinfeld said, every time I see a homeless guy, two homeless guys talking, I think, that guy's giving that guy advice.
	And then Eddie Murphy laughs.
	Interesting.
	Believe it or not, SJWs, homeless people shouldn't be giving advice.
	Their lives suck.
	That's not offensive.
	If you don't think their lives suck, give it a whirl.
	Be homeless in New York for four days.
	Then call me back and say, that actually ruled.
	All right, sorry.
	Let's go through these candidates because I'm going to tell you which ones you're never going to see again.
	You're going to see Marion Williamson a lot.
	People like looking at her.
	Tim Ryan is gone.
	Amy, shaken Amy is gone.
	Pete Buttigig is going to be around for a while because he's a landmine and they want people to say gay stuff about him.
	Of course, you'll notice Donald Trump didn't take the bait and he gave him the best insult ever.
	He always gives great insults.
	He killed Jeb Bush with low energy Jeb.
	This is, he calls him Alfred E. Newman.
	And then Pete tried to make a retort saying, oh, that's kind of a boo-boomer thing.
	I'm not really familiar with Alfred E. Newman.
	Mad Magazine stopped running their magazine, I think, about a month ago.
	Never ago.
	Oh, they did?
	Yeah, they're done.
	Oh, wow.
	They're just going to recycle old content now.
	Interesting.
	Bernie Sanders, you're going to see for a while.
	And I said this on Infowars last night.
	He's too esoteric.
	And I know you think I'm saying he's too Jewish, but not all Jews talk like that.
	He's got a very specific...
	If that's easier for you to digest here in the political correct Adrianella to say anything.
	Imagine a Scottish guy going, I've had enough of that.
	She used people.
	Hey, it's too good for you.
	Even if he had good policies, you'd go, eh, Mike Myers in Sorry I Married an X Murder is never going to be president but I think I liked some of the stuff he said, but oh yeah, they started talking about immigration and they said we're going to have strong security at the border, but we're going to decriminalize illegal immigration.
	Help me out here.
	So you're going to decriminalize marijuana, yet have really strong marijuana enforcement?
	What are you enforcing if it's not illegal?
	Strength through gentleness.
	And then they just got tangled up in this debate about how they're going to do health care.
	And none of them had any ideas, except for the bald guy straight above my pen here.
	That's, what's his name?
	John Delaney.
	Sorry, I'm going to just power through this so you know you don't have to waste your time.
	Elizabeth Warren, Pocahontas, she smoked Delaney in it.
	It was Delaney or maybe it was, yeah, it was Delaney.
	He said, no, you can't do that with healthcare.
	I've worked in the healthcare industry.
	No, that's not going to work.
	And she goes, I don't know why you would run for president and talk about things you can't do.
	And the crowd went nuts.
	And that was very relevant that the crowd went nuts.
	You know why?
	Because they want power.
	They want a tough bitch.
	They want a pit bull with lipstick.
	They want their Sarah Palin.
	So if anyone acts tough during this election and says, you'll be in jail, they're going to get the vote because the DNC wants to fight Conor McGregor and they need a Floyd Mayweather or they're going to get their butt kicked.
	So you're going to see her.
	Beta O'Rourke, I don't, I guess you're going to still see him.
	How are you running on a nickname?
	Oh yeah, this was another funny thing they said.
	He said the way he's going to deal with immigration is to make the Central American countries less desperate to come here by helping them improve.
	Have you ever heard anything more insane in your life?
	He's going to make Guatemala, Mexico, Honduras, Panama, Costa Rica, all of those shithole countries.
	Costa Rica isn't that bad.
	Yeah, it's pretty bad.
	I used to have a house there.
	It sucks.
	He's going to make them so good that people don't want to cross the border.
	So in other words, they're going to be as good as America.
	Yeah, but what is he saying?
	He's saying they're not good?
	Is he saying they're shitholes?
	Yeah, he is accidentally admitting that.
	But you're going to turn Guatemala into Texas.
	Can you just focus on America, please, and not making Guatemala great again?
	That's not a great plan.
	You'd be lucky to change their menus to Tex-Mex.
	John Hinklelooper seemed like one of the most reasonable guys there.
	Very intelligent dude.
	He looks like And there was that one runt in the crew?
	He liked him.
	We would have retards in our crew.
	Like there'd be a guy with Down syndrome.
	It would be someone's brother that he had to tag along.
	It was just part of, you know, we used to have in our crew, and this is all the way up till I was in my 20s.
	It wasn't unusual for our Gang to have a guy we don't like.
	Absolutely.
	Like we had this guy, Paul Cahias, and he was super annoying.
	He was a Beatles dude.
	Like, he dressed like the Beatles.
	He had a bob, he had pointy shoes, and he was always putting his hair behind his ears.
	One time when he saw my friend Steve's new apartment, it was much nicer than his old apartment.
	And he comes in, he tears up, runs to the front, looks back, putting his Beatles hair behind his ear, and he goes, Steve, I fucking love it.
	And I'll be damned if I let you let this place get to the state the last place was in.
	That's what he said of Steve's new apartment.
	So we called him the Greek tragedy because he was such a douche.
	And we would wear pins of his face that said the Greek tragedy.
	That's hilarious.
	Meanwhile, we'd hang out with him all the time.
	Like I'd call him.
	And I'd hang out with a guy that is a complete piece of shit.
	Anyway, John Hinkle Looper is the runt of your sandlock crew and you'll never see him again.
	He's gone.
	And again, this was the women's debate.
	This was all directed to women.
	No men were watching this debate and women don't like runts.
	John Delaney looks exactly like the guy from Aeroplane who said there's a sale on it, Pennies.
	Look at him.
	Wait a minute.
	Okay.
	He is intelligent.
	He said he has good ideas for healthcare.
	Oh, that's another thing that Bernie kept doing.
	He was like, in the billions, in the billions, in the top 1%.
	And then he goes, up in Canada.
	Americans are not impressed by Canada.
	They don't want to be Canada.
	No American wishes we could be more like Canada.
	Sorry.
	And the idea that you're shitting on billions and bragging about Canada is not going to work.
	So John Delaney actually said something really brave, too.
	When they were making up all their bullshit about healthcare, he goes, I'm starting to think this isn't about healthcare.
	This is starting to sound like an anti-private sector thing.
	Really intelligent thing to say, John, and you're gone.
	Bye-bye.
	We don't do intelligence in the DNC.
	There he is.
	His face was weird, man.
	He did a little slide when he came out onto the stage.
	Maybe he was so determined to be comfortable that he did the electric slide, and he coasted for about...
	Maybe he had felt shoes on and they just polished the floors, but he really sort of glided out.
	I think Shaken Amy was like...
	She had to hold onto the podium.
	She was like back again.
	Like the long, like a sprinkler.
	The sprinkler.
	And then at the very end, we had Steve Bullock, some boring and shiny guy who his only thing is that he won in a Trump state, Montana.
	He's gone.
	We'll never see him again.
	And that is the debate in a nutshell.
	Pretty boring, huh?
	Yep.
	But of course, Marianne Williamson is always the takeaway with these things.
	Let's watch Anderson Cooper talk to her about her only policy.
	Let me make this very clear here.
	Marianne Williamson, what do I call her?
	Flaky Marianne.
	She has, I'm looking forward to Trump coming up with a better one, by the way.
	She has nothing to offer but love.
	I'm not exaggerating.
	Here she is saying as much.
	She calls coming up with policies wonkiness.
	Just a little closer to your mouth like that.
	It's good to have gay anchorman.
	You don't have to worry about me.
	What I'm saying is that the president is not just a politician, he's a phenomenon.
	And an insider political game will not defeat him.
	The only thing will defeat him is if we have a phenomenon of equal force.
	And that phenomenon is a moral uprising of the American people.
	You know, people laugh at the idea that love has political power.
	I don't know how anybody could say that after looking at Gandhi in the Indian independence movement or Dr. King in the civil rights movement.
	But if you look at terrorism and you look at Nazism, clearly hatred.
	Hold on a sec.
	Gandhi was not just about love.
	He was an anti-gun guy.
	I mean, sorry, he was against people shooting each other.
	He was in the war in South Africa that the English were doing.
	He was picking up bodies and picking up injured soldiers.
	The war that Churchill was such a big part of.
	Anyway, Gandhi's policy was, I want the British out of India.
	I want India to have independence.
	Martin Luther King's policy was, I'm sick of segregation.
	Blacks should have equal rights.
	They should have the same fountains and be able to sit wherever they want.
	Those are concrete policies.
	Love was inciliary to them.
	It's 100% of her platform.
	I don't want her to drop out.
	And as Glenn Beck said, if she were to be the frontrunner, it would be the funnest election ever.
	Go ahead.
	...
	that love has political power.
	I don't know how anybody could say that after looking at Gandhi and the Indian independence movement or Dr. King and the civil rights movement.
	But if you look at terrorism and you look at Nazism, clearly hatred has a lot to do with what unfolds politically.
	We need an emotional and psychological uprising among people who have been so chronically disengaged from the political process.
	In a conversation only about wonkiness and intellectual analysis, the part of the brain that intellectually analyzes an issue is not the same part of the brain that decides who to vote for.
	Donald Trump was not elected because what?
	I don't know what just happened.
	What?
	So I don't talk about policy because it's a different part of the brain that gets the vote.
	It's the part that gets the vote is the love part.
	So I'm running completely on love.
	You know what?
	In Clown World, I wouldn't be surprised if she wins.
	I would not be surprised.
	This is what I'll do if Flaky Marianne wins the presidency.
	I...
	That's it.
	Proud boys, the word on the street is that my show will not be used in evidence.
	I'm told the judge rejected those shows we talked about yesterday.
	Was it, or maybe they withdrew them?
	Did they withdraw them because of the show yesterday when we went through them all?
	I don't know.
	You can't say, oh, yeah, Gavin, the DA really cares about your Show.
	Well, they did go through 700 hours and find 10 quotes to take out a context to put a man in jail in prison for 60 years.
	But I also, it's important that the prosecution realizes the context of that night and how violent it was.
	And I recently came across two videos, a very attractive Latina, Latinx, shot outside the venue.
	And they're yelling.
	I airdropped these to you.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Gotcha?
	Do you screw up because you're nervous and you're scared of me?
	Because that would be good news.
	No, I have two computers running.
	This is recent.
	Everyone who does your job has several computers running, you realize.
	It's literally impossible for us to do this show with one computer running.
	So you might as well be a bus driver and say, yeah, sorry, I'm screwing up.
	I have a steering wheel and also there's a brake and a gas.
	So I've got to do this and also have my feet zipping around below me here.
	It's just taking me one second here.
	Anyway, it's important they realize that it was a very violent night.
	No Nazi NYC.
	I've done two talks at the Manhattan Club.
	The first one, zero people showed, zero things happened.
	Second one, Hitler had come to town.
	Literally.
	They say as much, but play those.
	That guy, I don't believe, is paid to be there.
	That's what Antifa looks like.
	That is New York Antifa in a nutshell.
	If you see anyone who doesn't look like that, they're likely paid.
	But this is definitely an organic protester who's familiar with my work.
	I sound like I'm being sarcastic.
	I'm not.
	But these types were quite rare.
	Why are you tilting it?
	Okay, Slow-Mo Joe.
	Here we go.
	Why is it all...
	it can be intimidated the other way as well.
	No more Nazis!
	She really likes looking at herself.
	She should.
	I agree with her.
	What's happening?
	Dude, this is lagging like crazy.
	Don't hate on my hair, please.
	This is women getting involved in activism.
	Don't hate on my hair, please.
	that's tedious No more Nazis.
	You hear that?
	No more Nazis, kill all Nazis.
	And I think it said Gavin McInnis is a hipster fascist, but my name is spelled wrong.
	So you clearly are not familiar with my work.
	But that's the environment that these guys were in when they were ambushed.
	And the narrative in this trial, or at least in the media's covering of the trial, is that a hate group was roaming the streets looking for people to kill.
	Really?
	They're chanting, no more Nazis, kill all Nazis.
	They're chanting this at a bunch of attendees who were multiracial, Jewish, gay, old, young.
	They're the Nazis.
	Meanwhile, all those white people out front were not multicultural.
	So it's white people yelling at visible minorities and Jews and saying they're going to kill them.
	I don't know if you remember this, but I told you that I was followed by a reporter from Bedford and Bowery.
	And then right behind me, there were about like three women and like three guys.
	And Tifa followed me the whole way to find my car.
	I was escorted by police.
	Escorted?
	Escorted by police.
	And a couple of proud boys with me.
	But they were saying that that's a nice hat.
	It would look good six feet under and just crazy shit like that.
	And the reporter, the Bedford and Bowery reporter, did not put that in an article.
	Oh, my God.
	She put that I like to laugh and have fun.
	And that's why I went here because I like stuff and whatever.
	she didn't put that the death threats like for blocks I mean they were They wouldn't have.
	What do you mean?
	They really wouldn't have.
	Oh, you would have taken them.
	Yeah, this is a blue-haired.
	He looks like he's in the used cover.
	So they would have attacked you and you would have won the fight.
	And then now you'd be on trial looking at 60 years.
	I would have destroyed.
	My blood's getting hot thinking about it.
	Yeah, I could have destroyed.
	Okay, that would have been fun.
	There's the other video.
	I sent you two videos.
	The other one says, follow your leader, 9mm.
	Yes.
	Why do you think that's lagging so bad?
	Because it's on the second comp.
	I don't think this comp is built for...
	Okay.
	What do you say she is out of 10?
	7.8?
	I'm not a huge fan.
	She's a 7.0.
	The Prowboys are inside having an event.
	It's 9mm.
	Follow your leader!
	9mm!
	Follow your leader!
	Look how beautiful that sign is.
	9mm!
	Follow your leader!
	Okay, we got it.
	We got it.
	Look at her always touching your hair.
	Is that a Hispanic thing?
	She's like you.
	Yeah, basically.
	You guys are always examining your hair.
	You got to get some of this brill cream grease in it.
	It's the same all day.
	I thought you used not Brill Cream.
	Well, I'm saying that for the folks at home because it's easier to understand.
	I actually used Razak.
	Yes, there it is.
	R-A-Z-A-C.
	It's for black women to straighten their perms.
	Black women, when we get a perm, it makes curly.
	When black people get a permit, it makes it straight.
	Two negatives make a positive.
	True.
	Speaking of Antifa, they're headed to the border, the border in El Paso, where if you look at that flyer, you'll see that they are killing border guards with arrows.
	They will be murdering ICE agents.
	And the other crazy thing about this event is they want white people to pay for them to go there.
	So I forget the way they word it, too.
	They're like, people of color should be paid for by the advantaged or something.
	What does it say?
	White accomplices should pay for the marginalized people to get there.
	So that's going to be an absolute shit show.
	I don't Think that patriots should go there, should go to that and fight them.
	Like, our whole thing is leave us alone.
	So, I saw that there was some patriot group that went to an anarchist book thing.
	That's a bad look.
	That means we are saying don't read these books.
	That's not free speech.
	We don't go to their things, they shouldn't go to our things.
	Don't go to their things.
	It's falling into their trap.
	All right.
	Let's talk to Jim Goad.
	He's working on a book.
	It'll probably be out in a month, a collection of essays.
	I want to talk to him about a bunch of stuff, but most importantly, I hate the summer.
	I hate heat.
	I'm in hell if I'm wearing pants and it's 90 degrees.
	And wearing a suit, I wore a suit to work yesterday on the subways in New York City.
	It was honestly like doing hot yoga.
	It was torture.
	And Jim loves it.
	Let's ask him why.
	Aye, aye, aye.
	What's new?
	Jesus, what have you been through?
	Vietnam, huh?
	Oh, it's still going.
	How's this for the latest?
	My babysitter's boyfriend dumped her because she wouldn't quit.
	And he did that because his parents told him to.
	Could you be a bigger pussy?
	Right.
	What did you hear?
	Like, what was the rumor?
	Nazi?
	Yeah.
	I guess she's supporting hate by babysitting my six-year-old Indian.
	I mean, did you ever expect this in 2016, November 2016?
	No, I quote you all the time, actually, when you said, can you believe we won?
	Yeah, because everything got 100,000 times worse.
	Well, I was watching election footage the other day, and we were all wearing Hawaiian shirts, and when they said Trump is president, we're all screaming and pouring beer on each other.
	Little did we know that it was about to become way worse than Obama.
	Yeah, I remember the next morning I was in Williamsburg in an outside cafe eating breakfast.
	Some woman went by on the phone.
	I probably told this story, but I'm senile.
	She's like, oh, he's going to be so brutal.
	And I'm like, cry, cry.
	I'm like yelling at like taunting her.
	I mean, I knew they were babies, but I had no idea that it would just be this unending psychotic tantrum.
	Camille Paglius said it was like an ongoing nationwide orgy of spite and hate.
	Yeah, and the strange part is you have Antifa radicals, right?
	And I understand that.
	They put up signs all over my neighborhood saying I'm a Nazi, whatever.
	I want to choke a tranny.
	But then the upper middle class, erudite rich people just take the torch and go, yeah, yeah, we'll continue that.
	And they do it in their own little world.
	They, you know, ostracize my kids and leave notes on my lawn and shit like that.
	So the radical left and the mainstream left are all the same.
	Even Rob Reiner today, he said, if you support Trump, you're a racist.
	You know, I don't know if I was the first to make this point, but I've made it for years.
	Like, they talk about tolerance and diversity.
	They won't tolerate thinking differently at all.
	They immediately, you're a demon and need to be snuffed out.
	Which is the same psychology that the Klan had about black people, that Nazis had about Jews.
	As long as you can dehumanize someone else, you don't care if you destroy their life.
	You actually get sexual pleasure out of it.
	And it's a massive leap, too, to go, you support Trump.
	You disagree with me.
	Okay, I got it.
	But they don't just stop there.
	They go, ergo, you're a white supremacist and a Nazi, and I don't tolerate that.
	And you go, wait a minute, I want to talk about the ergo.
	I want to talk about that leap you just made, but they won't.
	That's seen as denial.
	You're trying to deny what they already know is inside your head.
	And that's another thing.
	I'm like a broken record at this point, mind reading.
	If I was president, I'd make pretending you know what someone else thinks illegal.
	That would clear up 95% of the problems people have in discussing ideas online.
	I don't know what you think.
	I can only, like, if what you say doesn't coincide with your behavior, I might suggest that you don't really think that.
	Otherwise, I don't know what motivates you.
	I don't care.
	All I care is whether it's true or not.
	But that used to be the golden rule of journalism.
	I remember you taught me that 50 years ago.
	You never say, this guy thinks that they are all jealous of him or something.
	The most you can do is say, it appears that he thinks blah, blah, blah, or he's acting like blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	But you're not allowed to infuse thoughts into someone's head.
	And now they do it all the time.
	Motivation isn't really that important.
	What are they saying?
	Is it true or not?
	Is immigration good for the country?
	Or is the way they're going about it, is it good?
	Well, I guess it depends on how you define good.
	As far as keeping everyone on the same page, where we actually have this idea that we're a nation and we're all together, as far as keeping down the debt, yeah, it's not good.
	But you can't get any of these things out of your mouth.
	That was a big frustration when the Redneck book came out.
	I never had a publicity tour.
	I couldn't even explain.
	Yeah, I use that word a lot, but I use that word next to redneck to show the hypocrisy because both words are dehumanizing, but one was being encouraged.
	And my thesis was this was purposely divisive.
	You couldn't even, no, you use that word, so we know what you are, we know what you think, we know why you say it.
	You hate that Kim Kardashian is having sex with NBA players.
	They just go off.
	But it's all, nobody's a mind reader.
	Miss Cleo, right, did she know she was going to get cancer?
	She's dead.
	Nobody's a mind reader.
	And so, I mean, I hate to keep beating these dead horses, but like you just see people committing these mistakes all the time.
	And until you get past, they're not even out of the starting gate when it comes to discussing ideas.
	And it's frustrating as hell.
	Speaking of books, you have a new book out.
	Coming out in about a month, yeah.
	The bomb inside my brain.
	It's all personal essays.
	I decided to take a break from politics because I've realized you don't get anywhere, right?
	Even if you're right, even if you're correct, people have emotions that trounce any kind of logic.
	So it's some of the, I don't know, more heart-wrenching stuff I've done, like the thing about my brother Who got murdered.
	Stuff about my son, stuff about having brain surgery, being born epileptic.
	And I think neurology affects a lot of the way people are.
	And I think that's what makes me such a freak.
	I've just got a different brain.
	Yeah, well, you probably could have stayed out of jail if you knew you had a brain tumor and administered that as evidence.
	Just being epileptic, I was in prison for like three months.
	I called my lawyer and somehow it came up that I was epileptic.
	She's like, why didn't you tell me that?
	I could have gotten you off on that.
	I'm like, why didn't you ask?
	I had no idea it was even relevant.
	But yeah, I always talk about Charles Stuart Whitman.
	He was kind of the first big-name mass killer of the modern era.
	It was in the 60s.
	He crawled up the sniper tower, the tower at the bell tower at the University of Austin, or Texas at Austin, picked off, I don't know, 17, 20 people.
	He went to prison, and he pled, he's like, do an autopsy on me.
	There's something wrong with my brain after he died.
	And yeah, they found a golf ball-sized tumor pressing in against his aggression center.
	Wow.
	And I know a lot of people who are traditional, oh, no, there's evil and there's bad.
	It's like, I kind of like to take a logical, scientific approach to things.
	I think people's neurology makes them think different ways and do different things.
	Yeah, well, we always say 5% of the people in prison are incompatible with society and deserve to be there.
	The other 95 we could have worked with.
	And the thing that always comes up to me, and this, like, when I had a bail hearing, they asked how much money you have, how many community ties do you have?
	And if you have a lot of money and a lot of ties, you get out.
	I never understood that.
	If you have a good life, you have less excuse to commit crime, especially if it's like a property crime.
	If you're robbing somebody to feed your kids, I think that's a little more excusable if you're not a millionaire.
	But yeah, the justice system is so upside down, it's crazy.
	Don't even want to get into that.
	But we talked about this before.
	The one small point is, oh, only keep the violent ones in.
	Get rid of all the drug offenders.
	I've said this on your show before.
	My dad was a vicious alcoholic and he was really violent.
	I would have taken the beatings over the alcoholism any day.
	I think from my experience, addicts systematically destroy themselves and everyone around them more than somebody who's intermittently explosive.
	Unless they blind somebody or kill somebody.
	Well, the two are so often related.
	And it's the chicken or the egg.
	I mean, are the drunks violent because they're drunk, or are they violent people who are self-medicating with alcohol to stop the demons?
	Right, or it could be.
	I mean, there's theories, I think, that the natives, the Native Americans, have something with their blood sugar that makes them more predisposed to be alcoholic.
	I don't know.
	And Asians can't handle it.
	There aren't many Jewish alcoholics either, if you notice.
	No, you go to a Jewish country club and it's all food with one bottle of booze.
	You go to a Catholic country club and it's all booze with one little sandwich in the corner.
	Now, you're Catholic now?
	Yeah.
	And you weren't born Catholic?
	No, I became Catholic when I was born, when my daughter was born.
	And why Catholic?
	Well, I saw deism as an inevitable truth, and Catholicism was just the nearest one.
	It's the same way I chose the Mets.
	They were just there.
	I think all religions are just us trying to explain deism.
	Yeah.
	I thought you said you chose the meth at first.
	You said the method.
	I chose meth.
	It was right there.
	I could have done pot.
	I wish I had chosen pot.
	Well, there's some of this stuff in the new book, too, about being raised Catholic, which turned me off to it.
	But that's a whole different story.
	And folks at home, you can probably find the essay about Jim's brother out there.
	If you don't cry when you read that, you don't have a heart.
	Jim's brother was murdered in Paris, probably for being gay.
	It's called Ode to Bucky Goad.
	G-O-A-D is my name.
	O-D-E.
	You fill in the rest.
	Ode to Bucky Goad.
	And I was told he was born deaf, but he wasn't.
	My dad knocked up my mom at a USO dance in Philly.
	My dad was from Vermont.
	He went to Germany to fight World War II.
	He was in the Air Force dropping bombs on Germany.
	She got pregnant, had him.
	He got scarlet fever, and she didn't bother to take him to the hospital.
	It made him deaf.
	And every story.
	So my brother Johnny told me story after story, tragedy after tragedy of this guy's life.
	He accidentally, he was in a motel room with another male in Florida.
	The gun went off.
	The guy died.
	He did a year and a half in prison, got raped repeatedly, talked about, would send letters home about he saw demons coming into his jail, selling everything.
	And he wound up getting murdered the first night he flew into Paris.
	How come you don't know all this firsthand?
	What's that?
	How come you don't know all this firsthand?
	Well, you're much younger than me.
	It was probably too embarrassing.
	Families do that.
	They cover up secrets.
	That's my problem.
	I was born without a filter, and I don't think it served me well socially, but I'm okay just being honest.
	But I mean, I'm choked up recalling this because the story ends.
	I remember my dad treated him like a tick.
	He hated him.
	I think he was just embarrassed that he had this, because back then the disabled weren't really enshrined like they are now.
	They were beaten up and spit upon.
	And I remember distinctly, I remember the picture.
	I've never been able to locate it, but I was wearing like a green checkered shirt and I was in the kitchen and he was deaf.
	So he said, ye-me, like, he couldn't say Jimmy.
	I turned around and just looked at him like, what do you want?
	Like, you're disgusting.
	You're beneath me.
	And I noticed he was just taking a picture of me.
	He was, you know, I was his favorite model.
	I was his little brother.
	And at the end of it, I said, I wish, you know, I could take that picture again.
	I smiled for him.
	That was it.
	But yeah, that's the best thing I've ever written by far.
	I read that in front of a crowd in Chicago and like half the audience was crying at the end of it.
	But I knew if somebody heckled, that person would have been dead that night.
	Yeah, Jesus.
	Yeah.
	All right, Jim, look, we've got so much to talk about.
	Your book is out.
	We just had the debates last night.
	So many exciting things.
	But let's confront the elephant in the room.
	How in the literal hell can you tolerate this heat?
	Every time I'm walking out, because you call yourself a cold weather faggot, you say you hate the cold.
	I love the cold.
	And every time I'm walking out in this 90-degree heat with pants on and my legs are wet inside my pants, I think, Jim Gold likes this?
	Loves it.
	He enjoys it.
	Do you like having wet legs?
	It's better than shivering.
	Okay, do you like flowers?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	Flowers agree with me.
	When the sun comes out, they sprout.
	When the cold comes in, they go into the ground and hide.
	It could be a thyroid thing.
	It just could be, again, like so many.
	It's not just I chose to, maybe it's just the way my body reacts to it.
	But I remember being, I grew up in Philly.
	Georgia is too, that's where I live now.
	That's too cold for me in the winter in Georgia.
	Do you wear pants when you go outside?
	What are you wearing when you're outside?
	Just a thong?
	What, in the summertime?
	Yeah.
	I can wear jeans and boots and be fine.
	But I remember I could live on a sunspot on a lawn chair on the sun.
	And as long as I had iced tea, I'd be fine.
	But I remember walking, because I would hitchhike to high school in Philly.
	It'd be January.
	And the wind would be stabbing your face.
	You just dress better.
	The thing about the cold is you're in control.
	So you just get a better winter coat.
	You get better boots.
	You define how warm you are.
	In the heat, 90 degrees, you have no choice.
	But you can't stop the cold air from getting into your lungs and chilling your body.
	Because I've heard this amount.
	Oh, you can always put more on.
	You can always throw water on yourself in the summertime.
	It's just a preference.
	But I remember thinking, I could understand how settlers would get stuck here one winter.
	Why do these assholes not pull up the tent pegs and move south the next time it thawed out?
	Because they tried out a summer in the south and they realized I'm wet all the time.
	I have wet legs, wet feet.
	You can't do anything.
	You can't like go repair something or put a ladder on a roof because just doing that, you're drenched.
	How many people live in Canada?
	20 million?
	About a tenth.
	25 million?
	Yeah.
	About a tenth.
	Okay, look at a world map.
	See where people prefer to live.
	I think most people agree with me on this.
	But yeah, even the first chilly breeze in September, even June 22nd, when it gets a little darker, I start to die inside.
	I could talk to a gay man about penises and I could sort of see where he's going and I would kind of get a grasp.
	You are speaking Chinese right now.
	I can't understand an iota of what you feel.
	That's one of the reasons I'm not a Christian.
	They say hell's hot.
	To me, because like in literature, the winner of our discontent, winner is usually used as a metaphor for death and dying and isolation and depression and everything.
	And that's always, I mean, I get seasonal, I deal with it a little bit.
	I keep this house toasty in the winter.
	What is your house at right now?
	Where's my house?
	What is your house at temperature-wise right now?
	It's 72 because I've got another human being living here, and she's normal.
	She likes what it is.
	I worked for a guy in Marietta, Georgia.
	He had some kind of heart condition.
	He kept the office at 83, and he kept the thermostat behind this glass lock where you couldn't get to it.
	And now you, of course, thought that was hard to concentrate.
	You loved it.
	It was hard to concentrate.
	But, I mean, yeah, and that's why that's, you know, when you get into these race realists, they theorize that the colder climates bred more intelligent people because you could concentrate.
	Or you had to strategize how you protect your baby from freezing to death.
	You know, whereas in the African plains, you just bang out 20 and 18 get eaten by lions and the two strong ones survive.
	Okay, in evolutionary sense.
	I can see how coldness could breed intelligence.
	Because it is, I mean, I keep, when I have to write and concentrate, I'll keep it cool because you can't.
	But as far as like enjoying it, if I could retire on the money I had, I wouldn't write anymore.
	And I'd just sit out and drink coconut water in the heat.
	The thing that I don't like is the sunlight because I'm so pale.
	I mean, that affects me.
	That's the root of heat.
	That's because I've been out in the sunlight.
	You hate the root of heat just like me.
	The goddamn sun.
	Get it out of here.
	We want to see it.
	The feeling of the warmth, though, is nice.
	And by the way, you said flowers at the beginning.
	I'm all for spring.
	I'm all for fall.
	I get winter gets a bit cold.
	It's the summer I hate.
	It's this day.
	People I talk to about this, it's funny.
	Like 80, 90% say they like the fall the best.
	And I'm not the guy.
	Spring I like because it's like finally it's getting better.
	And summer is just, I'm in full.
	It's like summer's like, do you remember Hustler?
	They would break movies with like, you know, 80% erect, 90% erect.
	Summer's when it's just sticking straight up emotionally.
	Yeah.
	And hiding like a turtle in winter, absolutely.
	As Michael Bord says, you're wrong.
	This is all subjective.
	These are feelings, you know.
	But like I said, I think most of the world agrees because if you look at the population patterns, they're mostly clustered around the equator.
	Yeah.
	Well, I guess because there's nothing to do there but fornicate.
	Jim, thanks for coming on the show.
	We look forward to your book.
	We'll plug it here.
	Yeah, fantastic.
	All right, carry on.
	You've been strong.
	Cheers.
	...
	Apex Twin, 808 State was a great techno band.
	And there's the mainstream guys, Chemical Brothers.
	I liked techno, but I didn't like it at the same time.
	We were all so high on GHB and MDMA.
	I don't think we really had a very discerning taste back then.
	Sort of like Grateful Dead.
	They suck.
	Fish suck.
	But people are high on acid, and they go, this is groovy, man.
	Have you ever heard these Grateful Dead live cassettes where people record the music?
	It is the worst available music that exists on the planet Earth.
	And that includes all that weird foreign music from shithole countries.
	Show the picture of Jim's book, The Bomb Inside My Brain, a collection of essays.
	The thing that People don't get about Jim is that he's an incredible writer.
	Forget the politics.
	And this is politics-free.
	Read Ode to Bucky Goat.
	It's on Tacky Mag, I believe, and Try Not to Cry.
	Everything I know about writing, I learned from him.
	And everything that is Vice magazine comes from Answer Me.
	Sarouxh Alvey and I, when we started Vice, we were reading Answer Me, and we basically ripped it off.
	We stole the idea.
	He taught me how to be shocking.
	Everything I learned about writing, I learned from Jim.
	Anyway, that's enough kissing that bald man's ass.
	This is another great book, by the way.
	Debunk This by Matt Palumbo.
	Shattering liberal lies.
	And he had some big success with Dan Bongino.
	They wrote Spygate, and they debunked all the Russian stuff note for note.
	But this is a really good book to get laid by.
	And let me explain.
	Young men in college, they want to impress girls, and they need something to talk about.
	So that's why they talk about flat earth and other weird shit, and we didn't land on the moon, and 9-11 was an inside job, because you want to sound intellectual and interesting.
	Now, if you really want to be interesting, you should be able to debunk liberal myths.
	It's much more interesting than made-up shit you don't even really believe, like the earth is flat.
	So this enables you, when you're talking and they say things like, oh, everyone has three jobs.
	That's why unemployment is low.
	You can say, no, actually, 95% of people have one job.
	And the beauty of this book is it shows you the studies where they're getting this myth from.
	So it's one thing to know the truth, but it's another thing to be familiar with lies.
	And when some liberal brings up some bullshit trope, you can go, yeah, no, actually, I've heard that, but actually, it's not true.
	For example, when I was talking to Michael Eric Dyson on the show, and I said, no, blacks are only 14% of the population.
	They're represented very well in Hollywood.
	And even when it comes to awards, and he goes, oh, so Oscar's so white is bullshit?
	And I said, I was aware of that lie.
	And I said, yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.
	Blacks win Oscars more than 14% of the time.
	Therefore, they are more successful in awards ceremonies over time than they are represented in the population.
	They do disproportionately better than their population representation on TV.
	And now, if I was 21 and there was a girl there, I would have got in her pants.
	Because she subliminally would go, this man is aware of his surroundings.
	He can protect me.
	He will keep the cave safe.
	I'm going to make babies with him.
	It's all subliminal stuff.
	There are info wars and info whores.
	We'll be right back.
	No, but it's a great aphrodisiac knowing what you're talking about.
	And this is basically, this book should be called How to Pick Up Chicks.
	So we'll have them on the show tomorrow.
	And tomorrow, of course, is a different show.
	It's GOML Live.
	And we put the audio of it up as a podcast, but you can watch it here live.
	And we'll be taking calls.
	And it'll probably be around 2 p.m. tomorrow.
	Yes.
	No, it will definitely be at 2 p.m. tomorrow.
	They're always at 2 p.m. on Thursdays.
	I wanted to talk for a second.
	I want to get Sabo on the line.
	He's sort of falling off the media radar.
	And I think it's because of Trump.
	I can't remember if I mentioned this on this show or on Infowars, but Ted Nugent used to have a normal career despite being super right-wing, despite being in the NRA, being pro-gun, being anti-vegetarian, showing how he shoots and kills stuff, talking about America, basically as right-wing as you could possibly get, loving Jesus, praying to God all the time.
	And I think he was making, well, $15 million sounds really high, but millions of dollars a year.
	15 is in my head for some reason.
	And then Trump came along and poof, boycotted.
	There's only two real promotion companies that do big, big stadium tours, and they both boycotted him.
	And now he has to organize his own tours and play at little venues.
	Same thing happened with Alex Jones.
	Same thing happened with me.
	Look at the Metropolitan Club.
	Do the first talk?
	No one there.
	Second talk, right before the midterms, when everyone's out to get Trump, vilified.
	It's the Trump curse that's going on.
	And as Jim Goad said, can you believe we won?
	So before, though, we talked to Sable, I'm going to talk about something that's totally unrelated.
	Some random anonymous street artist put up these, he defiled these posters for Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.
	It's getting pretty good reviews, that movie, by the way, isn't it?
	I like it.
	Yeah.
	Some people hate it, but I've heard 50-50, basically.
	Oh, yeah?
	Yeah.
	I like that line you told me from it.
	What was it?
	Bruce Lee goes, if I kill a man, I will go to jail because these hands are criminal weapons.
	Lethal weapons.
	Lethal weapons.
	If you kill anybody in a fight, it's illegal.
	Because it's man's laughter or something like that.
	He does the same algorithm.
	You're born in jail.
	You blew it again.
	You always blow shit when you're on the spot.
	Yeah.
	When you told me that, it was hilarious.
	Yeah, I couldn't.
	This is Darth Vader all over again.
	Okay, try to do the Darth Vader bit.
	No, no, no.
	That's not going to be good.
	It's going to be bad.
	Try it.
	Like, shit, y'all think Darth Vader black.
	I know he ain't black.
	I'm your father.
	Yeah, right.
	I ain't paying no galactic challenge.
	It just sounds racist.
	It is.
	No, it was funny, but everything is racist nowadays.
	Everything is racist.
	This is the guy who played.
	Everything is racist.
	The Bruce Lee depiction was insane.
	Yeah, it was insanely.
	What's the plot?
	It's just kind of like a storytelling of this time period where Manson, that Manson thing was about to happen.
	This is me realizing Ryan doesn't know what the word plot means.
	The plot is, you know, I don't know.
	I think it's just like a fairy tale.
	It's like a once upon a time type fable that takes place.
	It's a period piece with.
	The plot is what's the story?
	They're going to rob a bank.
	They rob the bank.
	No.
	One of them gets killed.
	It's a movie that follows the career, the ups and downs of the world.
	So there's no plot.
	No, it's like Big Lebowski-esque.
	I see.
	So the answer is there is none.
	But there is a twist in a plot.
	Okay, anyway.
	lots of pedophilia going on in Hollywood.
	Lots of gay pedophiles taking advantage of young, probably gay kids, right?
	If you want to be in Disney and you love acting, you're not into sports, probably disproportionately gay.
	But a lot of straight pedophilia, too, just all around taking advantage of people.
	Because in Hollywood, you have people that are desperate, desperate to make a name for themselves.
	And when you have power, power corrupts, absolute power corrupts, absolutely.
	And these men take advantage of these desperate young people and molest them.
	Usually pre-pubescent girls and boys, but maybe even younger.
	Sounds like the two Corey's were getting molested when they were very young.
	Or Bella Thorne says she was molested when she was just a kid at Disney.
	But anyway, this random street artist that has nothing to do with Sabo did these posters where he changed Once Upon a Time in Hollywood to Once Upon a Time in Pettawood and put Jeffrey Epstein's face on it, which, dude, messing with Epstein is trouble.
	Even Epstein is in trouble.
	He's going to get killed because he has too much information.
	And the more you expose him, the more I'm probably in danger just talking about this right now.
	But do you have, is that, he did a bunch, right?
	He did Woody Allen, too?
	Yeah, he did about three of them.
	Anyway, let's talk to a different street artist that's not that street artist and clearly has nothing to do with those billboards whatsoever.
	Sabo, are you there?
	I am here.
	I'm going to face this way because you're facing a different way, so we'll look like we're looking at each other.
	Oh, shit.
	No, that's fine.
	It's a cool twist.
	We were just talking about this giant billboard we saw in Hollywood where some street artist Vandal put pedow wood and brought in Epstein and Polanski.
	I guess he's talking about the rampant pedophilia and sexual assault that goes on in Hollywood.
	Yeah, I hear it's been a problem for quite some time.
	I'm happy that it's finally coming to a head with Epstein and company.
	Well, you know, the thing about your banners, I mean, sorry, the banners that I'm talking about is they confront heterosexual pedophilia, which is rampant.
	But there's also, I think it's much more prevalent homosexual pedophilia, like the two Coreys and all this Disney stuff.
	I don't know, but my gut says it's more often gays taking advantage of young child actors who may already be gay if they're child actors.
	What do you think?
	You know, man, I honestly don't care who, what someone fucks, just so long as they're of age.
	If I'm going to bang a dog, trust me, the dog's going to be at least 18.
	So, I mean, the whole homo thing and everything, I don't even know, man.
	Kids are kids.
	I think kids should be left out of politics, and I think kids should be left alone when it comes to sex, man.
	Well, it's a strange place to send your kid.
	You know, you see these parents during a pilot week in L.A., they have entire communities where they stay there for two weeks, take the kids out of school, and then the kids audition for all these pilots.
	And I think, you're taking a child to Pedowood.
	What did you think was going to happen?
	Well, I know what they think.
	They want to happen.
	Some of these kids walk away with $100 million careers.
	I mean, look at Molly Cyrus.
	I mean, my God, how much money is that woman worth?
	How many mousketeers later came out to become just complete sluts?
	And God bless them.
	You know, I don't have a problem with the slut, but I mean, know what you're getting into.
	So what it really is, is high-priced prostitution.
	You're putting your kids up for auction.
	You know that they'll get assaulted.
	You know they'll get molested, but it's worth it for the money.
	Hey, man, at the end of the day, there's a lot of prostitution going on.
	There isn't prostitution.
	I know some really nice, well-respected women up in Brentwood that expect a $15,000 a month allowance.
	And even they'll tell you they're high-priced prostitutes.
	All right.
	So let's agree here.
	Prostitution is none of our beeswax when it's with consenting adults.
	But when you get kids involved, you're messing with the wrong group of people.
	You're making us mad.
	Yeah, you know, man, leave kids alone.
	I don't know.
	That's just how I see it, man.
	I think kids should just be left alone.
	Well, I hope this guy who does this brilliant street art doesn't get caught because he's doing a good service for mankind.
	Yeah, I'm glad it brought up Woody Allen.
	I mean, that guy's kind of been forgotten about, but I hear he's coming out with a movie soon, and so is Polanski.
	So that's probably why they made it up on the board as well.
	Right on.
	Well, thanks for coming on the show, buddy, and I like you more than a friend in a consensual adult kind of a way.
	Exactly.
	Thank you.
	Thank you for having me.
	Cheers.
	Bye.
	sad music
	I remember being at clubs, and I was so happy when that came on because it was finally a clear musical moment.
	A lot of Aphex Twins' other stuff is just a cacophony.
	As is techno and a lot of EDM.
	Doesn't Sabo kind of remind you of like a lost Cheech and Chong character?
	Yeah, like a distant cousin.
	Let's go see my cousin, man.
	And they go there and then he kind of like the level-headed one.
	Yeah.
	He's got that vibe.
	Trump Curse.
	Me.
	Not Jim Goad.
	He seems to have avoided the curse.
	Sabo, Ted Nugent.
	Not Glenn Back.
	I should make a list of who has the Trump curse.
	Allure Loomer.
	Milo.
	Proud Boys.
	Oh, well.
	Cheese Marin is a Trump supporter.
	Oh, he's about to get cursed.
	I mean, he hasn't been doing stuff in a while, though.
	Yeah, because of the Trump curse.
	Oh, yeah.
	All right.
	Shall we do voting for president?
	Bernie Sanders.
	Really?
	Bernie Sanders?
	Trump.
	Come on, man.
	He's going to do great things for America.
	He's going to build a mall on the border.
	I'm pretty sure it's a wall.
	No, no, it's a mall, man.
	You know, there's going to be like rides for the kids, tacos, everything, man.
	Mexicans don't pay for that.
	I'm definitely sure it's a wall.
	I'm definitely sure.
	That might exist.
	I'm certainly almost positive.
	All right, so we're out of time, but we haven't done the mailbag in a while.
	I want to look at the mailbag.
	Okay.
	And don't show the player for once in your life.
	Okay.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	Ultimate cuck move.
	Dear Gavin Ryan, is there any single gesture more cuckish than a man on a bike doing the turn signal pointing arm thing?
	I get that it might be safer than otherwise, but my God, it is cringeworthy.
	Yeah, it's really bad, especially on a motorcycle.
	You rarely see that.
	But yeah, I think this is when you're going right and this is when you're going left.
	It's truly embarrassing.
	I feel I ride my bicycle a lot to avoid becoming a fat pig.
	And bicycle helmets make me sick.
	I hate helmets.
	I understand them on a motorcycle, but bicycle helmets and ski helmets and snowboard helmets, you look like an absolute douche.
	And I hate the way in the suburbs in Westchester, when they ride their bikes, they do it on a Saturday and it's a big deal.
	Like they have the toe clips and they have those dumb shirts with sponsors.
	Oh, you're sponsored, are you?
	Name brands all over them with the shorts.
	I have denim shorts on and chucks with no socks and I'll go 10 miles.
	That's a lie.
	I would, though.
	My dad went all the way to, I think, Kitchener, Ontario on his bike.
	By the way, speaking of cucks, on tomorrow's show, GOML Live, I want to really get into these commercials where white dads are the biggest losers in the world.
	But there's also something else going on, too, where white women are often really stupid.
	And these ads are directed towards white women.
	The biggest consumer in America is middle-class white women.
	That's who buys cars and stuff.
	So these women like being humiliated.
	They like humiliating their husbands, and we'll get to that.
	But they also like being humiliated in the ads.
	And I want to try to figure that out.
	I have one theory.
	There's two basic theories.
	Maybe it's white people writing these ads themselves and they feel bad that they're successful.
	It's white guilt.
	So it's the bigotry of low expectations and they're going, no, you're cool.
	Just like at my boxing gym where I punch a guy in the face and he goes, good, good.
	Now breathe.
	Or when people are Mets fans and the way they talk to us Mets fans is like, yeah, you guys are having a pretty good season.
	I hear you're not on the bottom of the Nationals anymore.
	And you go, yeah, we're second worst.
	So things are looking up.
	Is that what they're doing?
	Or here's another theory.
	Women don't want what they ask for.
	So they say they want allies and they want men to be soft and weak, but they're lying.
	They actually want men to have balls.
	And that's why they like gangster rap.
	Like you go to any, you know these rich girls who are interns at Vogue?
	Or what's the company that names Vogue?
	Oh, the big publishing house.
	Oh, my mind's blanking.
	Condé Nast?
	Condé Nast.
	The girls who intern at Condé Nast, they're all feminists.
	They all vote for Hillary.
	But the music they listen to is like, I'm a fucking bitch.
	I'm a fucking bitch.
	I like a whole ass down.
	Hose up.
	That's where I like going.
	And they'll be dancing at the club to that, and they love every second of it.
	So they love testosterone.
	And they told us to castrate ourselves.
	And then men castrate themselves and they went, ill, you listen to me?
	Gross.
	We'll try to figure it out on the show tomorrow.
	And you can call in and help us with it.
	Then he adds, this is the same writer.
	P.S. Is it even possible for a girl with a shaved head to be hot?
	It's a growing trend among feminist chicks, and it seems to universally lower a girl's rating by one or two points minimum.
	A seven becomes a five, et cetera.
	Thanks.
	I know what two points means.
	He gives examples.
	No, it is not possible for a bald woman to be hot.
	It's not possible for a woman with short hair to be hot.
	And then you go, wait a minute, there's tons of chicks with short hair.
	Look at Eva Mendez when she had shortish hair.
	Yes, she was still attractive because she's insanely hot.
	She's a 10.
	That's like Superman is still strong if he's wearing underwear, but he still is less amazing.
	And every time you show me a girl with short hair who's hot, like her, who's that now?
	Is that Natalie Portman?
	It is.
	Okay, she's attractive there.
	Yes.
	But if you were to add long hair in Photoshop, she would be way more attractive.
	So this gentleman is right.
	You are taking at least two points off when you cut your hair short.
	And here's another thing.
	As I wrote about, I got in a lot of trouble for saying this in an article.
	It's rape.
	Because if you are making love to a lady with short hair, when you are doing the non-missionary one, the doggy position, you look down and you see a 10-year-old boy that looks, it looks like a boy.
	A weird boy is below you.
	So I made out with a chick and somewhere along the line, you switched it out and made it a boy.
	That's gross.
	Even when you make out with a girl with a shaved head, you close your eyes.
	I remember this when I was 16.
	I had this skater girl, girlfriend, and I would put my hand on the back of her head and I'd feel this kind of stubble.
	That's interesting.
	And I'm like, I'm Frenching a dude.
	So it invades our sex life and it makes you unattractive.
	There's a great episode of King of Queens where he finds out that Carrie can sell her hair.
	Look it up.
	It's really good.
	What are you typing there?
	Exactly What you're saying?
	No, you typed it in.
	Oh, fudge.
	He typed it into an already existing URL.
	So the King of Queens realizes that they can make like $3,000 if she sells her hair.
	And they go, let's go on a cruise with the money.
	So they go on a cruise and she's got this hair, basically.
	And Kevin James realizes that they made a huge mistake.
	Soul Deluxe.
	Soul Dilocks.
	This show is so good.
	I asked someone in Hollywood who like knows the industry back when I would pitch TV shows and I go, why is King of Queen so well written?
	It doesn't make sense.
	It's like a cheesy mainstream sitcom and everything about it is perfect.
	And he said, it's basically these old school writers, these veterans who are on their third divorce and they just need money.
	So they come back in.
	There she is.
	Look at her.
	Oh, wait, you missed it.
	You just missed it.
	Because it was his idea.
	Is he making fun of my hair?
	Look, I'm in a hurry.
	I've got to call Big Go and Lounge.
	Yeah, you're not going anywhere, ShowTune.
	Just tell me, was he making fun of my hair or not?
	Was he?
	He says you look like Pete Rose.
	Pete Rose?
	He's the all-time hits leader.
	He's.
	Robert Goulet.
	Robert Goulay.
	Yeah, he said, I'm sorry, Carrie, but since you did it, you look like a weird boy.
	You know, it was his idea.
	All right, here's a very weird letter.
	It's called Sexual Power and the Matriarchy.
	This is the fun thing about emails, is your letters have to have a title.
	When we used to write letters, you didn't have to have a title.
	Now you need to title your letter.
	Sexual Power and the Matriarchy.
	Hi, Gavin.
	I've been reading recently and discovered that America and the West are matriarchies.
	And the reason why is most likely because of the sexual revolution.
	What happens to all primates, including bonobo monkeys, who I think we're the most like when it comes to monkeys, when females give up sex without commitment is the men stop being dominant, controlling, and oppressive, seeing as they no longer have to fight and compete with each other just to have sex with the female.
	I'm starting to cry.
	If the female can have sex with multiple males, then men will sit back and try to dominate each other as well as the female.
	This is probably why this guy's writing is clunky and he's missing punctuation.
	Please reread your letters before you send them.
	This is probably why feminism has been so supportive of female sexual liberation.
	It's a weapon.
	It's why, since the sexual revolution of the 1960s, women now earn more college degrees than men, own most of our nation and the West's wealth, are the majority of consumers, are the majority of voters, run all the education from preschool to college, earn more than men when they're single, have numerous female privileges, basically run the government and economy by proxy, and most families are now solely headed by women.
	That might explain those commercials that we're going to talk about tomorrow.
	If this isn't proof we're in a matriarchy, I don't know what is.
	All matriarchal tribes from the Kasi people of India to the Muso people of China, Masuo people of China are sexually liberated.
	P.S. I think the Islamic world and most of Africa is so violent and oppressive to women because these people force women to chaste till marriage.
	That's maintain their virginity.
	It causes men to be violent and dominant in order to have sex at all.
	So his contention here is that if women aren't chaste, men will be less violent.
	And he's talking about Africa.
	So that would imply that black neighborhoods in America where women are not encouraged to be chaste at all and are encouraged to twerk from a very young age, there would be no violence in those communities.
	Right?
	But there's plenty of violence in the black community in America, despite women being totally unchaste.
	Well, they can't express that violence because they're not meant to do it sexually, so they maybe have to get it out somehow, so they just have leftover aggression.
	But women aren't chased.
	Black women are not chased in America.
	Right.
	So therefore, where's the aggression?
	How do they summon aggression from the males?
	Right.
	Well, but they're still very aggressive, generally.
	Right, because the aggression doesn't come out in the mating process.
	Perhaps.
	Don't get involved in this kind of stuff, okay?
	This guy is saying that Africa is violent because women are chased till marriage.
	So men have to be violent and dominant in order to have sex at all.
	Yes.
	And I'm saying black men in America are disproportionately violent and dominant.
	Yes.
	So that contradicts what he's saying here.
	But the women aren't chased here.
	So you're saying there should be less violence because they're not chaste.
	Yes.
	You're just explaining what I just said, but really badly.
	But my thought is perhaps they're violent because the violence has to come out somehow or some aggression.
	And since they're not spending it on chaste women, maybe they aim it at each other.
	We're going to get to the bottom of this.
	Since they're not spending it on chaste women, are you talking about Africa or America now?
	Well, there should be less violence because the women aren't chaste here.
	That's what he's saying.
	But there isn't less violence.
	Right.
	And the reason why is perhaps there has to violence has to come out somehow or aggression has to be present in some form.
	So you're saying that black men in, say, say, a really violent, dangerous place like the south side of Chicago or Baltimore, you're saying that Baltimore black males are disproportionately aggressive because they're not getting laid?
	No.
	Okay.
	I'm saying, if chastising the women until marriage causes aggression.
	Chastising.
	Chaste means virgin.
	Yes, coming from chastity.
	Right.
	To maintain your...
	Let's do Baltimore.
	Okay.
	Baltimore, the women are not chaste, and the men are still violent.
	Explain that.
	That's what I'm saying.
	Is that all humans have aggression?
	And a way to get out aggression is in the mating process because these women aren't giving it up.
	So they're aggressively...
	But now they have aggression still, and they don't use it because there's no chaste women.
	So that's not an avenue of expression of aggression.
	So they just like, you stepped on my shoe type stuff.
	No, but he's saying that's what they do in Africa Because they have to go, you stepped on my shoes type stuff to impress women, to get the other guys out of the equation.
	So we have two violent scenarios.
	One women are chased, one aren't.
	In other words, the chaste part isn't part of it.
	That makes sense.
	Now, what is the cause of it?
	Well, in Africa, it's a backwards, horrible dictatorship with no equality, no free market.
	It's just a tyrannical hellhole that's backwards in time and totally corrupt.
	In America, there's a similar reason for the violence.
	We have the corrupt DNC who hog the money for themselves and they hook people on welfare.
	They destroyed the black family.
	And Baltimore is a shithole because of the DNC.
	So I guess in both cases, socialism is to blame.
	All right.
	That's getting a little too heady.
	We're out of time.
	Let's end the show with a fun video.
	What the hell is that now you're pulling up?
	It's a graph of heat and crime.
	All right.
	We're not opening this Pandora's box.
	Let's watch something stimulating, please.
	What do you got for us?
	Oh!
	Do they show his genitalia?
	Okay.
	Gentleman's going up a tree with no penis.
	Gentlemen, yes.
	Oh cool.
	What am I looking at?
	Do I seem to be close?
	Oh.
	Don't try this at home, guys.
	Well, they're in love.
	I hope that's a female giraffe, or that's gay.
	That's the true problem.
	Dangerous.
	Did you see the giraffe managed to do that without Jacob hurting even touching the ground?
	That's correct.
	She took the brunt of the fall.
	Oh, nice one.
	I have a funny feeling that this is a same-sex relationship.
	Perhaps.
	Careful now, careful.
	Oh, schnapps.
	This looks dangerous.
	Whoa, what?
	See, this is getting a little unrealistic.
	Yeah, that wouldn't happen.
	The Japanese are surely behind this.
	Oh, Jacob's old now.
	This was a flashback.
	And the giraffe, we still don't know if it's male or female.
	I'm such a homophobe, that's my only concern here.
	Hey, if the giraffe's a chick, it's none of my fucking business.
	But if that's a dude giraffe, they're showing that to kids, that's messed up.
	I'm no Mario Lopez, but I don't like guys making out with dude giraffes.
	I draw a line.
	That's where it gets too weird.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.

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