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July 9, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S02E34 - I'M BELLA THORNE
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I believe the last sentence there was, Let me show my nipple, I need a shirt.
Can you go to that video?
It's a great example of what we're doing to our girls.
so that's bella thorne disney star this is 20 now Hella Shorty's trying to give me a ring.
And I just say, get down on your knees and eat the whole damn thing.
This is someone's daughter.
Bella Thorn.
Really great song.
Bella Thorne just came out saying she was molested.
Former Disney child actor Bella Thorne claims she was molested from age 6 to 14.
And we were talking about this recently with Michael Jackson and stuff.
Like, what's going on with these parents?
Who wants their kid to be a child actor?
Isn't that a strange vocation for a child?
She said, if you read the book, you'll be like, transitioning from Disney to this was easy.
I don't know.
Getting molested for something from when you're six to 14 seems like way harder circumstances.
You're being physically abused all the time seems like a much more difficult situation than having paparazzi follow you.
She's broken, this poor girl.
She's just destroyed by the Hollywood machine.
I sound like Alex Jones right now.
But when you listen to her talk, you just think, what did they do to this girl?
You know, there's a liberal saying where they go, who hurt you?
But that's how I feel when I see her talk.
Yeah.
As you know.
And then I wrote two books, handwritten, and they.
Handwritten.
I lost them on a Delta flight.
Yep.
Gone.
Gone.
And I never photocopied them.
And I wrote them over like two to three tours.
Yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
I know when I read that, I was like, that really heartbreaking.
No, it's heartbreaking.
You're literally like, this is.
Oh, my God.
Two whole books.
I think they go on pills because they're so damaged.
Who even handwrites anything anymore anyway?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
She's a mess.
Remember Corey, which was the one who died?
Corey Haim?
He was the same way.
He was molested and always slurring and acting.
Remember, he had a video he put out where he goes, I'm back.
Hey, Hollywood, I was away for a while.
He put an ad in the newspaper that said, I'm back, ready to rock.
I think he was molested too.
Oh, Derek Beckles.
My dad, he still lives in Montreal, Canada.
And my sister, she still lives in Toronto, Canada, where she's going to school.
I've been in the movie business ever since I've been 10 years old.
Okay, that's enough.
You might have seen me.
The reason I bring all this up is because, he killed himself, by the way, with drugs, is because Jeffrey Epstein was just busted.
Well, he was busted a while ago, but it just came out that he's willing to rat out the other people who use his sex island.
He had an island of underage girls.
What?
And they would go there and fornicate.
And first of all, how do we feel about this, Ryan?
Huh?
I feel, well, that he's got busted?
No, here's the deal.
You're the prosecutor.
Yeah.
And you're told, I have this guy who would facilitate sex with underage girls.
He'll rat out five other guys, but we have to give him a maximum of five years in prison.
Oh, I see what you mean.
Like, I know it makes you sick.
I want to kill them all.
Don't get me wrong.
But as far as justice, do we have more justice served?
I mean, we got five times the pedophiles.
I know we didn't get them for long.
They're probably going to die in prison, by the way.
Pedophiles don't do great in prison.
So maybe it's better.
The exciting part about all this is, and I'm tying Bella Thorne and everyone into all this, I think they're going to get Bill Clinton.
Bill Clinton was a regular at that island, as Trump pointed out during the campaign.
Let's just hear that.
Bill Clinton.
Nice guy.
Got a lot of problems coming up, in my opinion, with the famous island with Jeffrey Epstein.
A lot of problems.
Whoa.
Damn.
How much of a blow is that going to be to the left when they find out that Hillary's husband was raping?
Because you're raping if you have sex with kids.
Was raping kids.
You know what I mean?
That's big.
But it's all part of this bigger picture of just decadence.
And we've cheapened sex so much.
And maybe I'm guilty of some of this through vice, cheapening sex with the vice guide to eating pussy and all that stuff.
Maybe I'm partly responsible for this disgusting decadence.
But man, with what's his name?
Desmond is Amazing.
We've really gone off the charts.
I just emailed you this thing.
And it's a party where they had a stripper.
Jesus.
And this is all under the auspices of burlesque, right?
So they have their little girl put money into this stripper's pants.
I mean, burlesque is very entertaining.
And I'm not really against it for old men, especially lonely old men looking at naked ladies, but it's sexual.
It's for adults.
And to normalize it, no, you're not doing that.
They think they're oppressed.
It's the cheapest thing you can do as a woman is to go out there and just go, here's my tits, go eat the whole thing.
Oh, my nipple popped out of my bathing suit.
I'm Bella Thorne.
I mean, that's we there's seven billion of us, right?
So if there's, we all eat, go to the bathroom and fornicate.
And a woman, what do crackheads do when there's nothing left?
They sell their sexuality.
But now it's moved to the front of the line.
Now we've got five-year-old girls getting sexual.
Well, I hope this Epstein thing is as big as it sounds.
Because if it's just a bunch of rich strangers, that's not going to feel very effective.
I want establishment men coming in.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
All right.
So I guess we're going to talk about the rally.
We went to a rally on Saturday.
I went on vacation to Seattle area, Pacific Northwest.
I thought I'd try a vacation.
I got a buddy down there, rich guy.
But I thought it would be cool to try a vacation where you're not boiling all the time.
Like we hit the beach in August all the time, and I'm just cooking.
And as a Caucasian, I'm not bananas about cooking.
I don't like being cooked.
So this was just gig harbor, lakes everywhere, beautiful.
I broke my rich friend's jet ski.
That was not very cool.
And my son didn't want to go on it because I go too fast.
I'll go 50 miles an hour.
And so he was scared, I think.
And he was going up on the beach.
He'd been paddleboarding.
And it's stone beach there, sort of like Britain.
And I'm going up to him and I go, hey, hey, you're not going anywhere.
He goes, no, I'm good.
I go, get back down here.
Get on this thing.
It's good to be scared.
And so I go right up to the edge of the beach and I start hearing.
And I look up and he's sort of on the dock like this.
Ah, yeah.
And I go, this isn't going to be a problem.
What I'll do is I'll just flush out the stones by revving it up.
And they'll just shoot out the back, right?
Isn't that what you do?
I suck them in deeper.
Deeper into the whole thing.
So I go, is that bad?
And he goes, yeah, it's pretty bad.
Pretty bad.
Yep.
You know when people are trying to be nice and you can tell that you've really hurt them?
I offered to pay.
It's 2,000 bucks, by the way.
It's a $10,000 jet ski.
$2,000 to pay.
I'm happy to pay.
I want to pay.
I'm very sorry.
I woke up the next morning going, damn it, you dunce.
Was he looking up a video?
Oh, yeah.
And then I found him in his man cave later on quietly looking up the repair.
And it's insane what you have to do.
It's like remove the manifold and take out the rear propellers.
And then what you want to do is get the Hemi through the transmission and then remove the bottom base thing.
Then you want to lift it up and try to get...
And then my wife is also Miss Panic Alerts.
And so I want to take her for Rod.
She's like, I don't know.
You go too fast.
And by the way, you go so fast on these things.
I was chasing birds and we were kind of in the same zone.
Like they would, it was like Return of the Jedi.
They would turn right and turn left and I'd be going, nice try.
I'm on, I'm on your ass, boa.
And then eventually they go, this guy's too good.
Phew.
And go straight up.
Got to pull up.
Yeah.
They literally had to pull up after a good hard chase.
50 miles an hour is fast.
On a motorcycle, it feels fast.
But she's like, oh, I don't know if I want to.
I go, get on.
God damn it.
Why is everyone such a pussy?
And as she's standing on, she's having second thoughts.
And then she tips the whole thing.
Yeah.
Now it's upside down.
And then I'm going, that's two strikes now.
His boat was being repaired because otters ate it.
I'm talking about this story way too long.
But otters up in the Northwest will vandalize your boat, rip it to shreds.
That's what they do.
So he thought, oh, I'm going to have a party on July 4th.
I'll have nothing to ride on.
I'll buy two awesome jet skis, 10 grand each, and then everyone can have fun on those.
So I destroy the first one the day before.
And what are you doing at someone's house the day before they have a party?
Like, they had to clean up after us and then get ready for another party.
You don't want to have people over the night before your party.
But anyway, we're like the Randy Quaid in Christmas vacation, National Lampoons Vacation.
Why are you looking up something like a jet ski and then not showing it?
This is just you enjoying the show?
Yeah, yeah.
You just watching the show?
You're in the show.
I forgot.
Is that your head wound talking?
Yeah, something happened.
So then I get so dumb and I'm so panicked and embarrassed that I get it in my head that I can just, using my legs, push the sea do back.
Like Aquaman.
You told the story, it was so funny before, because you were like, I just go into board.
Oh, I know what I'll do.
Like you like, just like a merman.
I'm just going to we're good.
So no, I had to drag it to the dock and then with another guy flip it over, but it was fine.
They flip no problem.
They're 100% waterproof, obviously.
It's not like you go, ooh, I got the top of my sea-doo wet.
But yeah, the rock thing was bad.
And he's a very, very good guy.
But you can tell when you're pushing it and people are going, no, don't worry about it.
Yeah, I'll just go get that repaired.
Yeah.
Day of the party, though.
Not a lot of people want to repair things on July 4th.
So I'll maybe do it tomorrow and people will just have to use the other one.
But yeah.
All right.
Let's dive into this silly rally.
Should we keep going to these?
I didn't really know, think of it as a Proud Boys rally.
The news keeps calling it a Proud Boys rally.
I thought it was just a free speech rally.
I thought, well, I got to go to a free speech rally wearing my free speech tee.
This is what I do now.
I'm the free speech guy.
But they keep calling it a proud boys rally.
And, God, the reporting on it is retarded.
Like, Will Summer, he's this guy.
Milo keeps mocking his wife.
And he's just a sad little nerd who goes to every conservative event trying to find Nazis.
And I met one of these guys.
I don't know what he was with, but he was like, can I talk to you for his guy?
He's got a notepad because that's what reporters have, even though he didn't write on it.
And I go, yeah, yeah.
So Proud Boys were in Charlottesville.
I go, you jump into that.
And then he goes, well, Justin Kessler was in the Proud Boys.
And I go, some people may have gone to observe, but we had disavowed that.
And anyone who did was booted.
Justin Kessler infiltrated it for like a day and then was kicked out when we saw who he was.
And he got in there by lying.
But then I started getting into it.
And I'm like, why are you so fixated on this?
Like the Nazi thing?
Why are you so consumed with finding Nazis when Islam is right there and it's got plenty of extremists, plenty of murderers, plenty of pedophiles?
Yay, pedophiles?
I'm sure you do.
There's Epstein's galore all over Islam.
Get in there.
Laura Loomer was just posting about a guy who was busted plotting to murder Americans, a Muslim black guy in America, and then was also busted for child sex.
Great bad guy there, as opposed to someone who was duped to go into a thing that someone else ran and wasn't honest about.
What?
Like basically a bunch of typos.
That's what they do.
They filter through your stuff trying to find typos.
And they got me with my speech.
Like at one point during the speech, I was talking about, I think I've included this in the notes.
I was talking about fighting Proud Boys.
It's called Nazi analogy in the notes.
And I was talking about my NYU talk where it was all these rich kids, these rich sons of professors, skinny guys.
And I was saying, we're punching them and punching them.
And you start to feel bad after a while.
It's bad for morale.
Like this one guy we have, we call Friar Tuck because he looks exactly like Friar Tuck.
And he said, I beat up about six of them.
And then I was just like, when is this going to end?
I feel terrible.
And I use the analogy of World War II with the Soviet troops because they were sending Soviets out a line from New York to Miami of human beings just dying.
And the German soldiers were losing their minds because they were shooting people with no guns who just had no boots on and were just like zombies.
And they're just killing and killing and killing.
So the problem with that analogy, of course, is the guys doing the killing are Nazis.
So I've likened Proud Boys to Nazis in that analogy.
Oops.
And I saw someone on that Twitter feed going, yeah, that's what happens when you pickle your brain in alcohol.
And I sort of read that, went, yeah, that's kind of true.
I mean, I was drinking all night, and I should have been more aware of the way that analogy will be taken.
I should have just said, in war, when the opposing side has no guns, it destroys the morale of the people winning.
Anyway, I also came out, I don't know if you have this in the live feed, but I came out with these handcuffs and it was my daughter's idea.
I made it very clear, by the way, during the speech.
I said that was my daughter's joke.
Well, here, we can just show it.
This is also available on the site.
That is a symbol of what they are doing to us, what the establishment is doing to us, what big tech is doing to us.
And people sometimes differentiate between, say, Antifa and the Tifa.
You've seen this, they seem already on the site.
No, no, no, go back.
Go back.
I made you go back too far.
You think you can hold us down?
You're wrong, because we're here today to break these chains.
Those are really resilient.
Yeah, they're really good quality.
Look at this ass.
Oh, there, we broke him.
That, or don't pause, leave it.
That was some Republican dude not getting my joke.
Yeah.
So I brought the right and the left together because both sides didn't get that.
How do you not get that?
I don't know that they're going to be stretchy.
They're on my wrist.
I feel the stretchiness.
So the joke is you expect this shattering moment and it's going whaw.
I'll put it on YouTube, isolated, and people will get it better with some sound effects.
Yeah, what if you want to do a callback joke where like you still have them all stretchy?
Yeah, he broke my butt.
So Will Summer wrote two articles.
This is the second one.
It's just above doxing locations.
And it says free speech rally goes off with a whimper.
Like this guy is a gadfly who just follows right-wingers or non-liberals.
He says, Proud Boys founder Gavin McInnes took the stage in fake handcuffs meant to symbolize the effect of online censorship.
He then attempted to wrench the handcuffs off himself to prove that he could overcome his social media bans, but could not manage it and had to be helped by someone else on stage.
They're just so fucking humorless, aren't they?
They're so unfun.
And yeah, you're not going to get a ton of people coming to a rally where you're threatening to attack people with acid.
Basically, everyone in the crowd, and there was about 100, was there knowing that they could be acid attacked and they have to be ready to fight.
Meanwhile, the other side, the counter protest, was, hey, want to come to a free fight where you can stab people and mace them and do whatever you want in a mask and you won't get caught?
What's going to attract more people?
So what did Fox News say about it?
Antifa tries to disrupt it.
Yeah, it was, so there's maybe like three.
I was told I wasn't there.
See, that's the other thing about these events.
I can't go anywhere.
I got to like go from the bus to the thing and the security guards are pushing me in a taxi and then we're not going in the taxi they said we were and it's all this and then you got to sit in the hotel like you're Jeffrey Epstein.
I bet Jeffrey Epstein needs less protection than me and Laura and Milo.
Roger Stone didn't show up.
Jack Pasobic and Mike Cernovich also were on the bill.
But so that's one Will Summer.
Okay, so yeah, the Fox News one is boring.
But the reason I put the Fox News one up is because it shows Proud Boys hanging with an Antifa guy.
Just a light-hearted thumbs down.
Boo, you saw that.
They're just smiling.
You would not see that the other way around.
Just one Proud Boy and they're just like, thumbs down.
The name Proud Boys is a joke, dumbass.
I know.
No, not you.
Oh.
So, this is another article Will Summer wrote called Proud Boys Rally Rocked by Sex Cocaine Allegations.
Rock you by sex and cocaine.
Yeah.
And it was this conservative, this Republican candidate who said that his girl ex-girlfriend was sleeping with the Proud Boys.
Navarro declared that he would no longer speak at Saturday's Rally, which was organized in part by Proud Boy leaders, because I can, and this is his quote, I cannot agree with the drug lifestyle they follow.
So this is what getting rocked is.
One of the speakers, his girlfriend, I guess, was flirting with some Proud Boys, and then he saw them go do cocaine in the bathroom.
So he has a heart attack because I think she went in with them.
I don't even know if any of this is true, but say it was.
She goes in with him to do a bump or whatever, and he has a heart attack and quits the campaign.
You mean the rally.
What a loser.
Guys, if someone steals your girlfriend, keep it on the deal.
Say, yeah, I'm not going to do that rally anymore.
I feel sick.
Not, yeah, someone stole my girlfriend by partying too hard.
I sent you an email, actually.
He's since apologized.
And I'm going to go ahead and get it.
Most are good.
Want to mend fences.
Too late, you pussy.
No, you're done.
Loser.
Yeah, show those Laura Loomer fans, though.
That was cool.
See, the funny thing about this was it was all these maniacal Antifa lunatics.
And I want to talk to Elad later.
He was this citizen journalist who went there and tried to interview them.
And they were just such absolute mental patients.
And then you come to our side, and everyone was joking around.
Like, when did we become the humorous ones?
Marry me, Laura.
It's okay to be white.
And then trolls help society.
The biggest takeaway I have for this picture is what a good sign that trolls was.
Yes, it is.
It says help in clouds.
Yeah.
With wind behind it.
Yeah.
And trolls is written in the troll font, like the movie.
Yeah.
And then a nice big dark society.
Yeah.
It's beautiful.
It's beautiful.
And there's a campiness to the hearts, the heart coloring, too.
It's like when you forced it to look handmade.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
When a really good artist makes something handmade and it tries to make it look crude.
Tries to dumb it down, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Those two were so good.
I have to admit, it did cross my mind that Laura may have hired them.
Laura's my friend, and that sounds like I don't think she did.
But sometimes things are just too perfect.
What are those pictures you're looking at?
Oh, look at that one.
Stop the bias.
Another great sign.
Yeah.
That guy's cool.
Blacks for Trump.
Yeah, I saw him in the back of a Trump rally.
I was like, oh, you're that guy?
He's like, yeah, yeah, I'm always there.
I was like, oh, okay, fuck me.
Sorry.
He was like, unimpressed that I recognized him from one of those videos.
So they kept doxing our locations, too, trying to find us.
To do what?
Like, kill us?
It's sort of like the Beatles.
Remember, I always said with the Beatles, what would happen if they stopped running?
They'd have all their clothes ripped off, I assume.
And then what?
Their hair ripped out?
Would they just beat Milo and Laura and I till we're dead?
They definitely throw stuff at us.
But like, what if I just stood in an Antifa crowd?
When would they stop?
Just when I was just...
And the head's just going blank, blonk.
Let me see.
Yeah, this is another thing they do.
They say your location and they say, be safe.
But what they mean is go there and kill them.
Yeah.
All right, let's look at Elad's videos.
But I want to remind you, before we show Elad's video at the rally, this was the guy we talked about a ton of episodes ago who was at the Palestinian Museum.
No, he was at the Brooklyn Art Museum, but they were having a Palestinian art show to protest the fact that there was an Israeli funding that particular art show.
And it's amazing the way he's treated there.
Journalist from for who?
I have a YouTube channel.
Called what?
I'll barely informed it the lot.
What?
Can I ask you who you are?
No.
Okay, so don't worry about it.
No, you can't ask me who I am.
Don't talk to none of my fucking people.
I can talk to a hunting.
Okay.
It's kind of hard to be such a badass when you have hippopotamus legs.
You sound cool and tough, and then you waddle away in a plastic bag in your dread.
Plastic bag full of donuts.
The dread just highlight the waddle.
Because this is an anti-racist space, and right-wing supporters try to support us.
I'm not a racist.
Oh, yeah.
If you're a Zionist.
If you're a Zionist, you're a racist.
Mike Jack.
There's a right-wing blogger.
They're the right-wing bloggers.
This is what they do.
We've notified the museum guard.
Isn't this weird?
This is harassment.
This is harassment.
We're asking them again.
We're asking them again.
They're in our face.
This is the nuts.
He came to me, and you saw that.
Isn't this the weirdest behavior?
And by the way, homosexual.
Palestinians are not nuts about homosexuals.
It's not the gay.
It's not a great place to be liberal.
All right, so that's the guy I'm talking about.
But he was at the rally getting harassed, and it was...
There's Daryl Lamont Jenkins.
He was like a cool sharp skin in the 80s, and now he's a sad, fat porn addict.
You're a Nazi!
You're talking Tixar movie?
Yeah, it was like some of Monstrous Inc.
Womp.
Womp, womp.
And then just casual.
Just walks away.
Poor guy.
His mic comes back on.
It's a good quality mic.
You can't just let the guy come knock his back on the bank.
You're okay with that?
Aren't you like an alt-right, big news kind of dude?
No, but like as an audience guy, he also considers himself a journalist.
Do you not think this is fucked up?
But you won't ever like, aren't you trying to antagonize different people?
No, and shouldn't journalists talk to those people too?
Well, yeah, but I mean real journalists.
And why am I not a real journalist?
Assume that you're embedded with them, right?
What classifies a real journalist?
Guys, stop, guys, stop.
What makes me not a real journalist?
You're embedded with them, right?
You did meet me before.
With the microphone, and I have the scarf.
Okay.
I'm not sure what we're trying to achieve here.
How insane.
Let's go.
I'm done with this.
Do you have that on camera?
You see that guy that he was just talking to?
I think that's the one I spoke to.
And when we came with all these Nazi stuff right out of the gate and didn't really want to talk about free speech or anything normal, I said, look, I know where you're going with this article.
Your questions are obviously remarkably biased.
You're not interested in the truth.
And why do you want to do that?
Well, you want to hurt me.
You want to hurt my family.
You want to hurt my career.
You feel some animosity towards me.
And you know what?
I feel some animosity towards you.
So let's just fight.
Why are we playing this game with your notepad and you make up these lies and pretend I didn't get the handcuffs thing?
I want to hurt you just as much as you want to hurt me.
And he goes, I'm just asking questions and was doing this awkward fake laughing.
And I go, why are you fake laughing?
You're just making it worse.
I'm saying let's cut out the middleman and we can brawl right here and now and we both get what we want.
You don't have to write your stupid fake article.
Anyway, he just kept giggling and I just said, get the hell out of here.
But Elad, on the other hand, is going there asking normal questions to people with no hidden agenda.
This right-wing blogger that you've already...
This right-wing blogger.
This right-wing blogger.
Who's here right now?
Who's here right now?
Is actually asking fairly reasonable questions.
Actually asking fairly reasonable questions.
And doesn't seem to have an agenda.
Doesn't seem to have an agenda.
So just tell them the truth and you'll be fine.
Just tell them the truth and you'll be fine.
Go ahead.
Yeah, just to be crystal clear here, there is incredible prejudice in a lot of these reporters on the left.
They write this crap about Nazis everywhere and how it was rocked with cocaine and he didn't know his handcuffs were stretching.
All this shitty reporting.
It's terrible lies.
And then the ones that we're accused of, like Tim Poole and Andy No, that are seen as these whatever, bigoted reporters, are just asking reasonable questions every time.
Like, check out Alad.
What was an endorsement of violence?
It's a stance that if we have to use violence to dismantle fascism, then that's the way that it just has to be.
What can cause you guys to become violent?
We are not violent.
We're not congregating here violently.
Just because Smash sounds violent.
Smash fascism.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah, it just sounds violent.
And I know, because I know there's high political tensions.
We have Crowdboys on the other side who have been in fights, and then we have Antifa on this side that's ruler.
Do you think we should be trying to quell this and lower the animosity and violence between both sides?
So today, and up to today, there have been zero deaths from Antifa violence.
How do you know?
You know, we've seen a very public death in Charlottesville.
So how many deaths do you think one side's responsible for and then the other is?
So we had one death.
So it's one, zero?
This doesn't sound like a crisis.
So it sounds like a soccer game.
Violent because they didn't kill that one person.
Interesting.
Why do you think a lot of people around us are wearing masks that are passing by?
Why do you think these people are wearing masks?
It's the Antifa uniform.
Yeah.
But why does Antifa wear masks?
Why can't they?
Why can't they?
Well, what's the reason for wearing masks?
Because they don't want people to, please get that out of my face, because they What the fuck?
I'll let them speak for themselves.
I'm not wearing a mask.
Yeah.
And I just wanted to finish up by asking, I know there was one reporter by the name of Andy No in Portland who recently got beat up.
He was a journalist.
They threw milkshakes on him, and then they gave him a brain hemorrhage by beating him in the head.
It was highly publicized this week.
Do you condemn violence like that?
I mean, do you think he was doing something to cause people to be violent towards him like that?
Let me make it clear.
Congregating and saying that their hate speech, which, like, the point of them congregating here is to drive fear into our colored population, our trans population, our LGBTQ population.
That is a form of violence.
By doing what?
Intimidating them, you said?
Intimidating them?
What about all other colored and gay speakers there were?
Them congregating together and spewing hate like that.
But so.
Again, with the anti-know stuff, do you condemn the violence against this?
This general video is great.
We should make sure we plug his entire thing.
Barely Informed with Elad.
I believe the emphasis is on the lad.
But keep scrolling in that video because he gets Daryl Lamont Jenkins for a second.
Who has been doing this so long?
He's almost open-minded.
Look how disgusting he is.
And basically, did get into those kinds of things.
I'm still confused, sir, because we're talking about a specific thing.
You said Andy knows antagonizing people, and that's why he got attacked.
What was the antagonizing thing?
Did he push people?
Are you just saying he was recording people?
Because we're allowed as journalists.
I'm a journalist.
I think it's recording.
So what does he do?
I think it's more than just recording when it comes to him.
But one thing you got to bear in mind.
Well, that's something that remains to be seen.
They can tell you that.
The folks in Portland can tell you that, but I can tell you this.
Well, they say that.
No other journalists.
That's what I'm saying.
But that's fake.
No other journalists were similarly dealt with.
I'll tell you, in New York City, I deal with some hostilities.
Similar hostilities, but you don't see in Portland.
That I know of.
Yeah, I mean, at this specific event, I'm sure there were people who were attacked.
I've seen other people who were attacked at events like this.
So this isn't a one-off thing.
So that's just my thought.
So you condone the violence against Andy, no?
I don't so much that I condone it, but I also have to...
I don't condemn it either because there's a situation.
Nope, not at all.
I will not do that.
So would you condemn, let's say an Antifa member ran up on me and started attacking me, saying that I was antagonizing people just based off the conversation that we had now.
Would you condone or condemn that attack on me now with the camera?
It's on a case-by-case basis, man.
I told you the case.
Okay, if it was on a case by case basis, Would you condone or condemn some attacks on me?
If someone came up behind you and cracked you across the back of the head, that would be foul.
I mean, if there was no antagonizing on your part whatsoever, if you're just sitting around.
That's what I'm saying.
What did Andy know to antagonize?
Yeah, what if you did antagonize somebody?
You deserve it?
Because Andy had a camera.
Andy had a camera.
So why did Andy have a history?
I'm saying this is.
And what is the history?
So let's dig into it.
Because a man got a brain hemorrhage, right?
There needs to be a good reason to attack this guy.
But I really don't know about that brain hemorrhage.
Did you see the video of him getting attacked?
I saw him getting milkshakes thrown at him.
And did you see him getting punched in the face?
You saw that video and didn't see him getting punched?
No, I did not.
Please, I'm in an interview.
I'll talk to you after.
I'll talk to you after.
I'm done with the management.
You're interrupting my interview, sir.
I told you I'll talk to you after.
I have a YouTube channel.
Because if we...
People like you run up.
If you have this YouTube channel, honestly, man, if we don't talk to them, they're just going to go away.
They're on the wrong side, bro.
You don't want to justify it.
We really don't want to justify it.
Anyway, we really don't.
It's worth checking out.
And one thing that Lamon Jenkins says is that Andy No was laughing at hate hoaxes.
He wasn't.
He was exposing bona fide hate hoaxes.
Anyway, Mary Poppins had a straighter use for an umbrella.
Don't talk to them.
They're on the wrong side.
We cannot work this out.
It's way explaining.
Let's talk to Aladdin.
Come sail away with me, Alad.
Mike, check, Mike, check.
Mike, check, Mike, check.
I am on a show.
I am on a show.
We are together on this show.
We are together on the show.
We both have glasses on.
We both have glasses on.
We are guys in media who like to talk to both sides.
We are guys in media who like to talk to both sides.
And that is considered fascist.
And that is considered fascist.
Which is pretty fucking ironic.
Which is very ironic.
I noticed that when that last video you just did, I first discovered you, a lad, with that Palestinian thing.
And that black woman said, don't talk to my fucking people.
And then they started doing a chant.
And I just thought, this is a cult.
It's bizarre.
It's ridiculous, too, because they're actually, they were talking, what they were saying is actually old Soviet propaganda that Zionism is racism.
That's something that they used to chant in the USSR to rise up anti-Zionist sentiment amongst them, too.
So it is literally Soviet propaganda.
And it's ridiculous because they should be happy that I'm there covering their events, you know?
And they know there's a camera there.
So I don't know who's on their PR team not noticing that they all look absolutely ridiculous like robots there.
Yeah.
I have a lot of trouble being fair-minded when it comes to Palestine, to be totally honest.
I mean, this is a group that doesn't want reconciliation.
Bill Clinton, we're going off of an Israel tangent now, but Bill Clinton sat down with Yasser Arafat and gave them a deal that was so fair, the Israelis were sort of going, hey, whoa, whoa, Bill, that's a bit rich.
Slow down.
And Yasser Arafat walked out of the room.
He can't get a deal.
They don't want resolution.
Like at least with the black movement in America, they're saying tangible things.
I want reparations.
I want representation.
Does it end it at reparations, though?
Do you think that's where it would end?
No, I think it's ridiculous, but at least it's a thing.
You know, they wouldn't walk out of the room if you offered reparations.
The Palestinians can't have resolution.
By definition, they always have to be antagonizers.
They're like wasps.
They always got to be buzzing around.
Well, their slogan is from Palestine to the sea or something.
From the river to the sea, Palestine should be free or will be free.
So that leaves no room really for Israel.
And if that's your slogan, then I mean, there's really no negotiating there.
And that's why we see the conflicts that we see going on.
Unfortunately for the Palestinians, it doesn't look like they're going to be on the winning side of the war.
And I mean, this is big stick diplomacy, really, at the end of the day, right?
Well, I think they like big stick diplomacy.
I think they like the wall.
I honestly think they appreciate hubris and authority.
I think MAGA people are envious of the wall in Israel.
Who people?
The MAGA people, trying to get a wall on the southern border where we hardly have a border, and the Israelis have a nice wall over there.
That's a good question.
Hold on, I'll ask them.
Hey, me, are you envious and jealous of the wall in Israel?
Yes, I am, me.
It's a masterpiece.
Have you ever seen it?
Oh, I went to it, and I had a tour with the guy who designed it.
And I forget his name.
He abbreviated his name to a cool name, but it's a big, long Israeli name.
And he's like, look, people said we only have that is so ugly.
These five, only 5% is this big, ugly cement tower.
The rest is just as smart.
And I'm like, dude, stop.
It's not ugly.
It's a work of art.
I wish.
My only problem with it is it should have little holes so you can fuck it.
They also have like the watchtowers.
Now you got a bunch of graffiti on it.
But forget all this Israel stuff because that was a while ago.
Let's talk about what happened this weekend.
Demand free speech.
Have you already plugged the event?
Does all the people are going to be able to do it?
You're controlling this interview now.
You're the boss.
I'm sorry, Gavin.
That's amazing.
You're in charge.
Wow.
No, I just wanted to talk about that because their prejudice was so obvious in that first video.
They don't like you because you're a Jew.
And that was what she was saying.
That's what they were all saying.
And they wanted you to know that when they're talking about white men suck, they are including Israel.
That was the subtext of that whole thing.
Yeah.
And I mean, at the end of the day, I think they were just trying to intimidate me.
Yes.
And they weren't very successful.
I did end up having to leave and get, I got escorted out by the people who work there.
So, I mean, I think it's kind of embarrassing for the people who work there.
Let me preface the whole event because I don't know if you guys understand.
One of the donors, it was at the Whitney Museum, and one of the donors is one of the owners for Safariland.
And they're the people who make like gas canisters that the Israeli army uses at these protests.
We use them here too in the United States.
Safariland sells a bunch of equipment.
And that's why they were protesting there because he's still a donor there.
He was on the board there.
I see.
So that was the whole reason for the event and the protest.
And I wanted to talk to them about it because I was going to ask: how else should Israel be able to defend the border, right?
Like, we understand that if these guys are terrorists, Hamas said that they were terrorists at the border, trying to breach into Israel.
That's why they build tunnels and things like this.
So it's not, you know, this isn't, we're not questioning, we know what's going on.
So I was going to ask them, and I did eventually ask one of the ladies, how is Israel supposed to defend its borders?
Her answer was really, Israel doesn't have any borders and it's all Palestinian land.
So if we can't even agree on the premise, that's why you get dumb interviews like this, people chanting, and unfortunately, what's happening in the Middle East over there for them.
Yeah, and that is a good segue to the next rally with this no borders, no wall, no USA at all.
Okay, let's just play this out, okay?
I've got a little Lego set called America.
I'm lifting up the borders now.
It won't be as violent as Israel.
If you were doing that to Israel, there'd be blood on the streets within hours.
But a country as rich as America without borders is obviously going to get flooded with millions of poor people.
How can they not see that?
And then it goes to that good.
And you go, okay, now we have America's gone.
No USA at all.
Isn't it, did they really want that?
Or is it just something you say like when you're goth and you pretend that you're into death, but you're obviously not because you're alive?
Yeah.
I mean, they're pretending they're not the case because I talk to people at the anti-immigrant or pro-immigrant rallies all the time or pro-illegal immigration rallies rather.
I talk to these guys all the time about it and I ask them if we had open borders, don't you think everybody from these countries would want to come in?
Like America's better than all, objectively, right?
Like south of the United States, at least on our hemisphere, we're better than all the countries down there.
And it would make sense for at least 50% of their population, if not an over, just for argument's sake, at least 50% of the population there would love to come to the United States, obviously, because we're the greatest country on earth, really.
So they don't think so.
So there's some cognitive dissonance with not understanding that that's actually like everybody actually wants to come here and we're actually the best country.
I don't think they understand the scale.
They still think we only have like 10 million illegal immigrants in the country.
When I talk to people, that's how many illegal immigrants they think we have in the country.
If that's been the case, we've had only 10 million illegal immigrants in our country for the past decade because they keep using that number.
Yeah.
So Walter brings that up.
And she also talks about anchor babies and how this ancient 10 million stat has been breeding and multiplying ever since.
You know, you're bringing up interesting points.
And I enjoy questions like, how is Israel supposed to defend itself?
And how many illegals is too many illegals?
And what should we do if we don't have a wall?
These are conversations.
But I noticed when you're at the free speech rally, the only people you could talk to were on the right.
Yeah, I mean, I was able to get a couple of decent interviews, I still think, with people on the left, but they quickly got hostile and ridiculous and where they were just ended up saying ridiculous things.
I did talk to a couple of Proud Boys, and I thought they were very nuanced.
I mean, they did say there were bad things that was happening in the organization and that they were individual people who might have attacked people, but they said like they generally condemned that.
I spoke to all the Proud Boys I spoke to said they condemn white supremacy and stuff like that.
But then when I talked to the Antifa members and I talked about, hey, they beat the crap out of Andy No, like that's a little bit unreasonable, right?
Not even extremely.
I told them, hey, that's a little bit unreasonable, right?
No, nobody agreed.
They all thought Andy No should have gotten the crap beaten out of him.
So if we can't even agree on some of these basic things, then it's ridiculous, and the conversation is much more difficult to have.
Now, the only guy who seemed to have any kind of background and know what he was talking about was Daryl Lamont Jenkins, that disgusting fat pig who...
Yeah.
I didn't know he was like apparently one of the head honchos.
Yeah.
Well, he was a sharp skin back when I was punk in the 80s, back when Nazi skinheads were around.
And if you wanted to fight Nazis, they were right there with swastikas on.
And I think that just became his persona.
And he was unable to grow and become an adult.
So he's still that, but now he just watches porn and is an enormous fat pig.
He once was showing a reporter something on his iPad, and he still had porn loaded on it.
Nice.
That was a wonderful moment.
We should dig that up after this interview.
But anyway, so he knows what sort of knows what he's talking about because he's been doing it exclusively, nothing but that for 30 years.
But even he's full of shit.
He was saying to you that Andy No is harassing all these left-wingers and calling, even when they get murdered and raped and attacked, calling them hoaxes, right?
Do you remember that?
And you said, I can't speak to that?
Yeah, I didn't know the specific details, but even if that did occur, I wanted to focus on the attacks.
I mean, I could look up all that Andy No history, but what I think, that's a red herring.
He was just trying to distract from what the actual conversation I was trying to have was.
That's always the case.
This is always what they do.
And I used to be naive, and I would go, really?
Oh, I didn't know that.
I didn't know America started the Nazi movement or something.
And then you look it up later and you realize, no, that's not even close to what happened.
So this is just a good example of the bullshit that the left is saying these days.
Andy No did valid, solid reporting on hoaxes, and he discovered at least three lesbians who claimed they were attacked in Portland.
The stories made no sense.
They wouldn't talk to him.
They got violent when he started asking questions.
He started working with the police and he discovered three hoaxes.
He wasn't saying, nah, you didn't get raped.
He was doing valid reporting.
And this is the real case.
And this is why I loved your video.
It's because we're at a point now where one side doesn't want reporting.
It's not like they don't want biased reporting.
They don't want reporting.
Yes.
Okay, yeah.
And wait, just to go back to this, the fat guy, you're saying that guy used to fight people?
Well, yeah, in 1983.
Was he fat back then, too?
No.
He was a gorgeous black man.
All right, makes more sense.
Because he was saying, like, oh, I'll swing on somebody if I have to.
And I don't know.
He didn't look very much like the swinging type.
Yeah, no, there's no way.
Although with those kind of guys, I've sparred some fat guys and they can take body blows more than the rest of us.
It's really hard to break their ribs.
Yeah.
But I've been getting a lot of interesting comments because people are telling me to bring security, but that's not what, like, I've even been called the pussy a few times, like, in my comment section.
And fighting back there, I think, would have been stupid.
Or like getting into any sort of altercation with this guys, I don't think it's worth it.
I'm not there to try to antagonize and fight these guys.
At this point, I think I'm a reasonable journalist.
I look around and I don't think there's a lot of reasonable journalism going on from right and left.
Nobody wants to be an adult and do any journalism nowadays.
And I really think I'm doing that, but these people can't even accept that nowadays.
And this is the shit I have to deal with.
I pride myself because I post the whole freaking interview.
You know, you get like three, four-minute clips of me talking to a guy.
I'm not chopping my shit up for 30-second, 20-second clips.
So that's just the current state of politics and how the media is covering this garbage.
Yeah, I really think journalism is dead.
I was watching Fareed Zakaria recently, and it said, it pains me to admit, but Trump's foreign policy is working, or something like that.
And I just thought, what clown world when an anchor uses the word pain to describe the news?
Why does it hurt you?
Because you are so biased that you can't admit when something's, that's not your job, you dunce.
You're not supposed to be in pain with any news.
When a scientist is working with his Petri dish and something goes exactly the opposite direction, he thought it would, he goes, huh, that's weird.
But not today.
I just saw, I was watching Canadian news, CBC, and this guy was talking about global warming and he was describing all the coal plants that open in China on a weekly basis and how no matter what we do, that will override all our good graces.
And she started interrupting him because she didn't want him to finish his sentence.
And he said, oh, I'm finishing my sentence.
And he kept going.
And I thought, how is this news?
They are competing.
He has to fight with her to get the information out.
You know, MSNBC is still talking about Russia.
I was flipping through their channel.
They're still talking about Russia.
It's exhausting.
I can't even keep up with the Russia saga.
It really is incredible that, you know, our show, Free Speech, we had Mark Lamont Hill on actually recently.
He was the guy whose career got upended by the River to the Sea comment.
Was it upended?
I mean, I feel like he got more love from the left because of it.
I thought that was a calculated move to try to really lean into that side.
I think it destroyed his career.
Really?
Isn't he still giving those talks to those leftists?
I mean, don't those leftists love hearing?
He's fired from CNN.
He's got a gig now where he talks about black Twitter.
And I forget that it might just be a website or I'm not sure the network.
But that's a tangent.
But I don't know if Mark Lamont Hill knew that that was a Palestinian saying.
Ooh, that's cringy then.
Isn't he like a professor or studied all the books and all this?
Isn't he the intellectual type?
I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt.
Maybe we shouldn't be.
Well, that's what I wanted to end this with is it just like Tim Pool, you, me, there are so few journalists.
I didn't even include Andy No in that.
You're flattering me.
Am I in that crew?
Yeah, you're in the crew, dude.
Welcome aboard.
What?
Okay.
Fleckus talks.
Oh, this guy that I talked to when we were down there, what the hell?
Based in LA or something like that, LA-based or something.
There's less than 10 journalists who are doing what was just considered normal journalism, I would say even 10 years ago.
Is the profession doomed?
I don't, here's the thing.
I don't have that formal education in journalism.
I don't know if any of the guys we listed off do.
I'm sure maybe Tim Pooler, some of these guys may, but I think the way that journalism is being taught now is sort of from an activist perspective, and they're trying to push a narrative.
And that's dumb.
You know, you go, you find the evidence, you ask the unbiased questions.
Hey, Antifa, do you condone violence?
Hey, proud boys, do you condone violence?
Do you guys initiate violence?
Is quelling that violence good?
These aren't like controversial questions to be asking, but nobody's asking those questions.
Instead, we're justifying.
We're justifying this attack on Andy No.
So they're all garbage.
I don't know what they're teaching in the schools because I haven't been into them.
As I understand, colleges aren't doing a good job of teaching these people how to cover journalism.
But I mean, then we also have people on the right that are doing a decent job.
I think some people at Fox News are doing a good job.
There's some other people on the right doing a good job generally.
But is it doomed?
It's certainly changed because nowadays it's slowly moving from all these big media companies to all these small independent creators.
But the progression is slower than I want it to be.
As one of those smaller creators, I do feel YouTube really fucking my shit and it's making me very upset.
I'm sure you've dealt with that.
I mean, that's why we're on this separate platform.
So it's doomed if people like us continue to get banned too.
I mean, we didn't even consider that in the question, but we're getting banned from one side.
And then we have big tech, big tech from one side caving in on us.
And then big media also still trying to take us out, right?
They're still trying to hold on to what's theirs.
So it's in trouble.
Oh, they're all the same machine.
So you've been demonetized on YouTube?
I've been demonetized, and I believe my videos have been throttled.
And I usually like, when people post that shit, I usually like chuckle it off when I see creators saying like, oh yeah, my shit's being throttled.
If you look back to a lot of creators since April, there was a memo that came out from YouTube talking about how they were concerned about some videos that were going to change how the algorithm worked and the recommended videos worked.
And my views have dropped.
And not suck my own dick here, but I've released some good shit recently.
And I've been getting no love, especially compared to the stuff I've posted in the past.
So yeah, I really do believe YouTube's fucking with not only my shit, but a lot of other people's stuff to the right and even center right.
Like it's a lot of people are getting caught in the crosshairs too.
This is bad business.
I mean, I wish it could have been back in the day when I hear the YouTube ad revenue is great, ads on everything.
And that was the golden age, but now it's screwed up, man.
Yeah, and it's not David Duke and Richard Spencer.
It's Joe Rogan and mainstream guys.
What's that poster behind you that says fuck sex?
It's fuck sexism.
Actually, when I go to these events, I like to take home some souvenirs, and I get to grab some posters.
That was from the Woman's March.
It's a very, very stupid poster.
So what they're saying is women should be allowed to play the piano and play instruments.
No, I mean, it's a lady on a motorcycle on her cell phone and on her laptop while riding a motorcycle.
And it says, fuck sexism.
Like, I don't know what that even means.
What does that mean?
What the fuck is the point of that?
She has a guitar, too.
We can do all kinds of things, including endanger our own lives.
She's staring down.
You're going to die, lady.
Pull over.
But no, fuck sexism.
Women could be distracted drivers and text and drive on their computer.
They could do it all, I think, is the message.
Like, women could do anything.
Yeah.
But it's just.
Dangerous.
It's just like that little statue they had in Wall Street where they put a little girl in front of a bull going like that.
And you're like, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
You guys are reckless and you're endangering yourselves.
They keep proving what they're trying to disprove.
Yeah, it's a dicey situation.
All right, man.
Well, this was fun.
Keep finding the good fight, and we'd love to have you back on the show.
Thank you guys so much for having me on.
Can I plug myself and tell everybody to watch my YouTube video that I just released, the demand-free speech rally stuff?
Yeah, well, we just showed it.
We've been talking about it, and we've been talking about blowing up your channel right as a big intro to this interview.
Thank you so much.
You know, you guys are the best.
Thanks for adding me into that group of people, too.
It's very flattering.
Welcome aboard.
Fuck sexism.
Thank you guys so much.
I'll talk to you another time.
Cheers.
Peace So So Daryl Lamon Jenkins is, when you look at that video, he's the only one not screaming, Nazi, and don't talk to them.
So he's the best they have to offer.
And he's pathetic.
Like, look at him.
Look at that disgusting loser.
But here's what I was just talking about to him.
So he's at this seminar and he's talking to this other reporter.
And he has this smoking gun.
All these guys are about finding typos in white behavior and using them to prove that you're the next Hitler.
And James O'Keefe was allegedly at a talk where Jared Taylor was also at.
And Jared Taylor is a white nationalist, a racial realist, he calls himself.
He has the same politics as, you know, Malcolm X and a lot of other black nationalists.
But anyway, Daryl claims he has a picture of James and Jared sitting in the same room.
Ooh.
So he goes to show this reporter, he goes up on stage actually to show a reporter this saying, I have proof, I have receipts, whatever.
But when he clicks it, he messes up and the picture he's talking about becomes a mini thumbnail and the rest is just porn.
Just white chicks getting lambasted by black dudes.
A few of the almost 10 people present grabbed food, and it was liberal activist Yelamon Jenkins.
That's the guy we just saw talking.
Turn to speak.
Jenkins is the executive director of One People's Project, which seeks to expose white supremacists in the conservative movement.
Why not just expose hate everywhere?
Like, aren't you worried about Amish people who hate or Muslims who hate?
Why just do that one kind of racism?
That seems very curious to me.
What about black people who hate?
What about the black Hebrew Israelites and their anti-Semitism?
That's hate?
No, I'm focused.
On white supremacists in the conservative movement.
Okay.
Well, you're probably done in an afternoon.
You can probably rope up all seven of them.
Anyway.
Jenkins proceeded to speak about a photo he released in 2010 of O'Keeffe at a conference which included white nationalist Jared Taylor.
Wow.
Jenkins decided to show this photo to the journalists present at the food court table and turned his iPad around horizontally.
This reporter was seated across Jenkins when he turned his iPad around and the photo of O'Keeffe became a thumbnail in Jenkins' downloads folder surrounded by dozens of thumbnails of pornographic videos.
Jenkins showed off his porn collection for about around 20 seconds before turning his iPad back towards him.
This is misleading.
I don't think he was showing it off on purpose.
I heard the video, the audio of this, and you hear him go, what the hell?
So for 20 seconds before turning his iPad back towards him and exclaiming, what the hell?
Most of the thumbnails appear to be of white women in compromised positions.
Jenkin went on to talk about his efforts to beat back racists in American society.
Beat off.
I mean, beat back.
Beat back.
Beat back.
Meet back.
I mean, that's who we're up against.
Our enemies are not worthy adversaries.
And part of FreeSpeech.tv is my goal is to show the left that they have lunatics among them.
Liberals are not stupid.
There is a shrill minority that has taken over the rest of the left.
The alt left, you know, their Richard Spencers have taken over their entire political party.
Ilhan Omar or Cortez are Antifa levels of radicals.
Nancy Pelosi, she used to be the far left nut.
Now she's considered conservative to them.
So I want to show them that, you know, there's sanity.
And there's plenty of liberals like Cornell West and Mark Lamont Hill and Michael Eric Dyson who have valid things to say.
But they're letting these lunatics represent them.
Anyway, we're out of time.
That's the show.
I want to talk tomorrow about the bitchification of America because I've been putting together these video clips and tweets and quotes where it's like being a horrible idiot.
Sorry, see you next Tuesday.
Is becoming an empowering way for women to be.
Feminism has become being an intolerant bitch who just ruins everyone's fun.
And I don't think it's a very good look.
So I've amassed quite a few examples that'll be fun to go through.
But let's end the show as...
Ah.
Let's end the show with a funny video.
And this is the Disneyland of Fights.
Can we get some audio?
Wait, wait, wait.
You're jumping too fast.
Look how bad of a fighter this guy is.
I mean, obviously hitting a woman is wrong, but look at his punches.
Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop.
What are those?
He's got the hubris down with the pulling the shorts up and this thing.
But what were the actual punches?
Bust around the water.
Those guys try to have a normal fight.
And I think they're my age, and they just don't have enough gas in the tank.
Whoa, so he just goes at her.
This is a pattern I noticed in this fight.
I've already watched this video.
This is a proxy fight now.
A proxy war.
Yeah.
Who's the chick in the chair?
Hey!
I thought you were handicapped.
Oh, she is walking kind of here.
I think that's the oracle from the dark crystal.
Look, he's just beat.
Now her?
Yanking her hair?
They have the same level of shame as if they were alone in a hotel lobby.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's kids around, dude.
It's Disneyland.
Maybe relax.
Look, everyone's too scared to grab those guys who just beat up women.
Oh, they're with their kids.
Yeah.
That's nice.
Listen to the music.
But you know how in Disneyland, when you walk around, you think it's over, and then there's a whole new area?
That's sort of like this fight.
It's the Disneyland of Disneyland fights.
It just keeps going.
Look, she's down now.
This is a microcosm of itself.
Oh, that was the one in the wheelchair.
Yeah.
Where'd your chair go?
I sometimes say this to my kids.
I go, don't get me mad, because when I get mad, I can't get unmad.
This guy cannot get unmad.
Oh, she's down.
Let's go, mama.
Look what she's done.
She's just, someone flicked her off switch.
Look at it.
There's a lot of this kind of like, come on, come on.
Please stop.
She's out.
But he slapped her in the face, so I don't think she's unconscious.
I'm not sure who's against whom here.
What are the sides?
Why would you want to go to jail?
Baby's going to jail tonight.
Why did you cut me out of this?
Was that on purpose?
Yeah, because there was a lady laying down.
People like to see my reactions, right?
Wait, there's a baby sitting in the wheelchair.
That woman got out of the rascal and this baby was like, I might as well sit here.
It'll probably safer.
Now she's mad.
What is this about?
Did they come together as friends?
Oh, look, there he goes.
Wait, isn't that his girl, though?
I think so.
Yeah, that's his girl.
He really starts nailing her.
And this is the only time I'm seeing any enthusiasm is when it's man on woman.
When it was man-on-man, they were both like, eh, all right, let's stop.
And now he's getting choked out by a dude.
Oh, this guy's very surreptitious.
Look at him.
Doing a chokehold.
That might help calm him down.
Deprive the brain of some blood.
And then look, he just sort of meanders away.
It's the guy with the white and the blue polo with the gray shirt.
I mean, the gray hat.
Not in the foreground, in the background.
He's the one who did that chokehold.
And now he's sort of just standing like, I don't know what's going on.
Everyone okay here?
And then he whispers, I'm the chokehold guy.
I'm the guy that put you in a chokehold.
So the crew finally shows up.
They got a wide range of law enforcement there, don't they?
There's even some funny dressed people who are, you know, part of the activities.
They're trying to calm everyone down.
Hi, I'm a barber from the 1920s.
Please calm down.
Hi, I'm a polar bear.
Could you take it easy, please?
Hi, I'm a Geisha from Epcot.
I'm on my break.
They have great pizza over here.
I'm an old-timey bakery lady from Germany.
Hi, I'm the Beast from Beauty and the Beast.
You might have recognized me.
I am the beast from Beauty and the Beast.
You messed with the wrong lady.
Still mad.
Still going.
And now you can see the cops going, do I have to arrest him?
Can you do it?
Look at this guy in the blue.
He's just following him.
Maybe I'll just wait till he goes to bed and then arrest him tonight.
Wow.
Oh, that was fun.
Well, I guess you may have noticed that Ryan is back.
Oh, yeah.
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