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July 4, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S02E32 - WINDY CITY HEAT
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That's Flatfoot 56, and the song is Courage, a wonderful song about the greatest generation.
This is July 4th, I believe, right?
Yeah.
And July 6th, we'll be in D.C. at the Free Speech Rally, totally rocking and rolling and getting attacked by Antifa.
Flatfoot 56 told me to stop using that song.
They said, when we agreed to it, you were just a funny guy.
Now you're a controversial guy, and we don't want to be political.
And I said, I didn't change.
Clown World changed.
And they said, whatever.
I don't care.
I don't use that song anymore.
Fine.
Fuck you.
It's a great song, though.
Great band.
And they're a Chicago band.
And I chose them because today's movie is Windy City Heat.
And it filmed in Chicago, The Windy City.
But before we get to that, and my American flag, I still want to talk about Andy No.
I know this is ancient news for you now.
It's like five days old.
It's Saturday for me.
So it's actually brand new news.
And yesterday I said, haha, you just said new news.
Yesterday I said, what is he thinking?
Of course they were going to kick his ass.
And now I'm realizing, it's a day later for you, it's about 10 minutes later for me.
I'm realizing, yeah, he went and got beat up on purpose.
This is a theory.
To show how violent Antifa is.
And now Michelle Malkin has raised $25,000.
God knows what it is by the time you see this on July 4th, but she's raised tens of thousands of dollars for him, and he's now on the national stage.
Chadwick Moore is a different type of gay who's just been plugging away, and he doesn't have $25,000 for a cut on his eye.
I love Andy No, don't get me wrong.
Although, like Flatfoot56, he refused to appear on this show because I'm too controversial.
Oh, there we go.
That's called a fight.
That's pretty normal.
I thought they split his earlobe.
It's tiny, but you can see it.
Well, I think one of the worst things about their attack is they gave him lice.
Yeah, I don't know what the fuck that is.
We don't have to swear, Steve.
I apologize.
Oh, yeah, his earlobe is split.
You can see it there.
Is it desecrating the flag to wear it like this?
Maybe.
Michelle Malkin is a great source for that.
I always ask her if I'm desecrating the flag.
Like, I wanted a tablecloth that had an American flag.
No, a desk that had an American flag on it.
And she said, no, don't do that because you'll be putting coffee cups on it, getting it dirty, desecrating it.
It can't be in a situation where it's getting shat on.
That wasn't her verbiage.
Although she does have a body mouth.
All right.
It's July 4th.
We've got the DC thing going on.
I don't want to wear this anymore, but I don't want to throw it on the ground.
I'm going to drape it over a chair.
But I hope the folks at free speech.tv, the tech crew, uses that flag as the thumbnail.
This is why I wear a different outfit every time, so you can find shows that you remember, because you'll probably have some sort of photographic memory about the shirt.
Again, thank you to Michelob Ultra for sponsoring Holiday Week.
Wonderful brand.
You're no Budweiser, though, Michelope.
You never will be.
But I like that you're bland and weak.
There was a bunch of New York City firemen who started a beer called 212, and they were pushing it like crazy when it came out.
And they paid for all this.
I remember being in bars in New York, and there would be 212 glasses, glassware they paid for, which must cost a fortune.
And they'd buy, they'd come into the bar I was at and they'd buy it for everyone.
I think it was Handsome Dick Manitoba's at the time.
So everyone gets a free 212.
It was so crafty and hoppy and about the tangy and beery that as soon as the guy left, the fireman, 9-11 guys, so we all respected them, as soon as they left, it was like, can I just get a bud, please?
We would all return it.
And I said to the bartender, I remember this at the time, I said, if I was going to make a beer and really push it and pour all my savings in it, which it seemed like that's what these firemen had done, my beer would be so bland.
It would be like this, just water.
We're not looking for adventure.
You ever had strawberry cocaine?
Me neither.
No one, you don't need to flavor cocaine.
We're already here doing drugs.
This is rotten barley and oats.
I drink it because it makes my mind buzzy because it's rotten food.
Like the way birds will eat rotten berries and go flying all over the place and plonk on the ground.
So don't flavor it up.
What are you doing, you pumpkin ale bullshit?
I'm actually drinking these because they're at the studio we're at.
This is not my normal studio.
I'm banking holiday shows and I couldn't do it with my normal engineer because we're fighting.
All right.
Wendy City Heat.
I've been sort of saving this because it's just so huge.
It's almost like I'm introducing you to punk or girls or drugs or cars.
Like Wendy City Heat is a thing and it's really hard to explain.
So I think it might be easy just to start the movie because the beginning of the movie really explains the magnitude of this movie.
Jack Hole Industries is Jimmy Kimmel's production company.
I think he's been told to stay away from this, but he was a big part of it.
Can you turn it up?
Perry Caravella.
This was my favorite movie.
Now it's number three.
My name is Stone, Stone Fury.
This is my town, Chi-Town, Chicago, Illinois.
A land of big hearts, big shoulders, and broken.
He hits his mic, of course.
Some say I'm the best private dick there ever was.
But that was a long time ago.
The snowman has seen better days.
I'm out of shape.
I'm out of touch.
And I'm simply out of time.
I'm out of touch.
And I'm simply out of time.
I need a break, and soon.
Just pause.
But there's trouble.
There's trouble brewing.
I'm out of shape.
I'm out of touch.
And I'm simply out of time.
There's trouble.
Why are you acting out every single word, you retard?
This is Perry Caravello, the dumbest man in the world, and he makes a great victim, a great mark in this prank because he's a racist, stupid, asshole shithead who rips people off, sues them, and wouldn't save his own mother if she was drowning.
So it's very cruel that we, and I'm part of the Perry Project, have been playing a prank on this guy for 25 years.
But when the guy's a dick, it's fun.
I mean, if this was a 12-year-old girl, we should all be in jail.
This is a horrible thing to do to a person.
If this was some like nice old black doctor, then we would be the worst villains alive.
But the guy's a douche.
And yes, he was in a car accident a long time ago.
His cousins are all douchebags, too.
The caravellos suck.
Growing up.
Don't you feel it?
Bobcat Goldthwaite.
And cut.
Oh, shit.
I'm sorry.
I think you're adding too many colors to a painting.
You want another one?
We don't have any video equipment at all here.
Okay, so you just.
Yeah.
Alright, so let's do it again.
Let's do it again.
If you need another one, you're the star.
Let's do another one.
This movie's free on YouTube.
I'm like a young Merlin Brando.
Unleash the fury.
Ah, trapped like a rat now, huh?
Now let's see who the bad guy really is.
The way I store the scene was just my expressions.
Trapped like a rat.
Now let's see who the bad guy really is.
And cut.
He's giving me Scott Baio and I want Robert De Niro.
I'm more like Robert De Niro.
The look, Pierre Dude, the fucking remarks.
I'm more like Bobby De Niro, baby.
I let this play out.
Oh, they're going to the premiere?
So here's the deal.
I got so deep into the Perry Project that I had to just go cold turkey because I was becoming a heroin addict.
I was totally and utterly addicted to the Perry Project.
I went to his house.
I worked with everyone involved, Kimmel.
So Kimmel works with these two guys, Don Barris and Tony Barbieri.
Don Barris is the warm-up comic for Jimmy Kimmel.
You don't see him when you watch Jimmy Kimmel, but he's the guy who warms up the crowd.
Hey, how's everyone doing tonight?
He also has a show at the comedy store in L.A. called the Ding-Dong Show, which is basically the whack pack.
In fact, I think Don Barris invented the whack pack before Howard Stern, and Howard Stern is stolen from Don Barris' whack pack.
If you recall, Blue Iris, who was an absolute lunatic, slut, old lady, Howard Stern ended up having her on his show after Don Barris had discovered her.
But he has a comedy night called The Ding Dong Show where he has ding-dongs.
People with mental problems, low IQs, who are just insane or just terrible, terrible, terrible comedians.
And he has a whole variety show he does with them.
And that's, I guess, how he got to know Kimmel and how he got to be the warm-up comic.
Tony Barbieri, on the other hand, is just a really good comedy writer who you may have seen him on various shows.
Can you look up Tony Barbieri, Michael Jackson?
He does these shorts on Kimmel.
I don't know if he'll be listed as Tony Barbieri, though.
He does these shorts on Kimmel where he goes and he portrays this dumb fan who just bothers people by being really in your face.
Anyway, so this crew has been around for a while.
Kimmel, Barbieri, and Barris have known each other for centuries.
Way before Kimmel was famous.
And I guess you're getting the vibe here that Kimmel's a good guy and you're correct.
So maybe in 1995?
No, I'm not exaggerating.
Don Barris has an open stage and he has this open mic night, but not because he's looking for good comedians, because he's looking for whackpackers.
He's looking for lunatics.
He's looking for people who suck.
I shouldn't say suck.
That's a misnomer.
People who are bizarre.
And Don got Perry Caravello on the stage.
Perry Caravello at the time, and this might come on the clip, was doing an act where he dressed as a baby in a diaper and he would go, oh, Goo Goo Gaga!
Goo-Goo Gaga!
He was trying to do like a Sam Kinnison thing, but as a screaming baby.
And I think it's coming up in that clip, by the way.
And Don Barris just goes, you're so bad that it's not even funny bad, and I don't want you on my ding-dong crew.
Get the hell off the stage.
You're a loser.
Get out of here.
Perry goes, you know what?
You're a fucking dead man.
And Don goes, what?
This is 1995.
Don goes, pardon me?
Don Barris is a huge man, by the way.
And he says, I'm going to get my cousins in here next week, and we're going to fuck you up.
We're going to put you in the hospital because you just humiliated me.
And I don't stand for that.
I'm Italiano, baby.
I'm from Chicago.
Meanwhile, he left Chicago when he was about five.
So he's as Chicagoan as I am British.
But it totally defines his personality.
He's a Windy City guy.
Windy City.
Wearing the fedora like he's Bobby De Niro, baby.
I'm a gangster.
I'm a Chicago gangster.
So the second he threatened Don's life, Don looked at him and he thought to himself, I'm going to terrorize this person till the day I die.
And that's exactly what he's done.
He has been pranking Perry on a regular basis for a quarter of a century.
I am William Randolph first.
And then you go to him.
Like he keeps introducing David Cross, he was David Brinkley.
He keeps introducing people into the Perry project.
I think Ron Howard's son was in it for a while.
And then you say, well, he must know.
I mean, you're saying it now.
Well, I am behind a paywall, but you're talking about it now.
Every time Perry gets too close to the truth, they can just twist it, like with William Randolph Hearst.
Perry goes, I looked him up.
William Randolph Hearst is dead.
And then Don goes, it's his fucking grandson, you idiot.
Of course he's not William Randolph Hearst.
He's William Randolph Hearst III.
So I've got a whole history with Perry.
He knows who I am.
One time they convinced him that not all men belong loving acting or something.
He convinced Perry that there was a group that wants to support him.
And the acronym spells NAMBLA, which is actually a pedophile group, the All-Natural Man-Boy Love Association.
So he convinced Perry, sent him stickers, and convinced Perry to put stickers on his truck that say NAMBLA, which is a pro-pedophile organization.
That's just one.
That's just one thing in 25 years of, I'm going to say three things a week.
Now, this kept going and going and going.
And then eventually, Kimmel and Don go, why don't we make a movie where we'll film him and beat the crap out of him and throw him in a dumpster full of shit and all kinds of stuff.
Like have a sex scene.
He's about to have a sex scene with this hot woman.
And then they put in a body double at the last second.
So this big fat guy's with the hot chick.
And let's just torture him.
And we'll make that a movie.
And this is Windy City Heat, which is free on YouTube.
Please check it out.
Let's go to the next scene.
So good.
I like this.
Yep.
That's Don Barris.
If you do well with this audition, you are going to hit this role and you can be a movie star.
Could be.
But if you screw this up, I've hung out with these guys for 100 hours until the day you die.
What if you become a star?
If?
What if this thing goes and you become the biggest star there is?
Dude, dude.
When Don first met me, he saw a major star in me.
And there he is.
98.
Gaga Googu!
Gaga Googu!
Gaga Gugu.
So this has been going on since 98.
96.
He just loved my voice.
Just pause.
Just to explain the incredible nuance of the Perry Project.
And I feel comfortable saying this behind a paywall.
We'll never make this public, but he might find out and Don will spin it.
So he was stealing Sam Kinnison's scream.
Sam Kinnison would go, ow, ow, ow!
And Don and Tony convince him you can't do Sam Kinnison's scream.
Obviously, he has a copyright on it.
So what you should do is go, ow, ow, ow, oh, and just add one little O at the end, and Sam Kinnison won't be able to sue you.
So that's why he screams like that, to avoid copyright.
And again, it's just shit they made up, that he fell for.
And wouldn't let go of me.
I mean, not in the gay aspects.
All right.
I want you to remember this line.
Every time that you're getting ready to become Stone Fury when you read this, I want you to do this for me.
I want you to unleash the Fury.
Repeat that.
Just pause.
Here's the thing that only people very, very deeply involved in the Perry Project like myself understand.
Don Barris is the biggest freak of them all.
First of all, who sits like that?
He sits like a teddy bear.
He sits like a stuffed animal.
And he dresses so fucking weird.
Like those weird sweatpants he wears with the stripe on the side.
Usually he wears these shorts, these basketball shorts, that are so big for him, even though he's a huge guy, he's probably 6'5, that they look like a giant kilt.
And then he'll wear these socks.
Remember like bodybuilders, female bodybuilders and aerobics instructors in the 80s?
They'd have these big bunchy socks, these white socks, that you could probably pull up to your thighs if you wanted to.
Take thigh-high, thick white socks, and then pull them down to your ankles.
That's what he wears.
Now, here's a story that sums up Don Barris.
Go full screen on me.
So we did this show in Chicago, Vice did, called Intonation.
And it was sort of like the Ozzy Fest, Oz Y, not Ozzy Osborne.
It was just like a hipster music festival.
They're common now, but they weren't that common back then.
And Weiss ran this one called Intonation.
And I insisted, which didn't go well, that Perry was a big part of the show.
And he introduced the bands, and everyone hated him, and no one knew what the fuck was going on.
But I was just an asshole.
I was ousted from Vice soon after, by the way.
Maybe it was Perry that got me, that started the rift.
But anyway, Don Barris shows up and he's at the hotel.
We're all staying at the same hotel.
And Derek Beckles was also co-hosting the festival with me.
And wow, we were so bad introducing shows.
We didn't care.
Like, we didn't want it to be good.
We wanted to be freaks.
And I remember there was one band, like Pharrell or something.
And Derek was dressed in a Klansman uniform, but that was rainbow colored.
He was like a gay black Klansman in a rainbow Klansman outfit.
And he's like, okay, we'll introduce the next band.
And they're like, no, no, no, don't, don't.
And I go, we, I'm running the festival.
I own Vice, and we're doing the festival.
So we're going to introduce the band.
He goes, no, you're not.
And I go, well, let's just, can you move, please?
And then the manager looks at me and he goes, they don't want you.
They don't want you.
I hear that sometimes in my head.
And sometimes when I see guys working on girls and it's just not happening, like I choo, choo, choo, you.
I feel like just going up to them going, she doesn't want you.
She doesn't want, they don't want you.
Anyway, so we're at the hotel.
And Don is there.
I heard about this from Saroosh Alvi, the other guy I started Vice with.
And Don gets to the hotel and they say, okay, we need a card for incidentals.
And he goes, what the?
My wallet's gone.
Now, most people, we've all lost our wallet.
It happens like once every 10 years.
And when you lose it, you go, oh my fucking wallet's gone.
Oh, shit.
And you think about, I got to cancel these cards.
I got to get a new driver's license.
It sucks.
But it's not the apocalypse.
Dawn starts going bananas.
He starts screaming in the hotel lobby.
I hope he's not mad at me for telling this story, but I can't resist.
And he starts screaming.
He drops to his knees.
Saroosh told me this story.
I wasn't there.
Then he unzips his suitcase.
We're here for two days.
You're coming from LA.
Why did you pack a giant suitcase?
We're not moving here.
And what's in the suitcase?
Saroosh told me when Don opened it up, there was just like five magazines and like a pair of pants and nothing else.
So he packed this huge suitcase through three.
He's not a drunk, by the way.
Don Barris doesn't drink.
He smokes a lot of weed.
But he's not a drunk.
He's always like coherent.
But he had packed about five magazines, what?
And a pair of pants, like something you could fit in a briefcase.
But this isn't a giant suitcase and you can't see it.
He's throwing the magazines everywhere.
Who packs magazines, huh?
Throws them everywhere.
Throws the pants out.
There's nothing in the suitcase.
Then he looks at Saroush, who he knew, because we paid for him to fly up there.
He'd never left LA before.
I don't think he'd ever been on a plane before.
I mean, I guess he's not from LA, but he'd never really traveled before.
He drops to his knees at Saroosh's feet, holds on to Saroosh's pants, and starts crying actual tears and says, what am I going to do?
What am I going to do, Saroosh?
And Sarush is standing there like, Jesus Christ, just going, Jesus Christ, what the fuck?
I guess you're going to have to cancel your credit cards and get a new driver's license like everyone else does when they lose their wallet.
He's hysterical, inconsolable, like children died into fire kind of level of hysteria.
And then I was talking to Derek, Beckles, and he, we were in different hotel rooms, and I think it went me, Derek, Don.
And Derek comes to my room.
He goes, you're not going to fucking believe this.
I go, what?
He goes, I was in the shower, and I guess our showers are touching because Don, I could hear Don in the shower.
I go, what do you mean you could hear Don in the shower?
You could tell by the way the water splashed off his dick that it was Don Barris.
And he goes, no, I heard his voice.
And he was pounding on the walls of the shower.
And he was screaming, why me?
Why me, God?
Why me?
Like, why me?
Why me, God?
Why me?
He's a mental patient.
That's why he likes having the ding-dong show and the whackpackers.
And that's why he keeps Perry around because it makes him look sane.
I also heard another piece of gossip.
This one's about Tony Barbieri.
Kimmel had had enough.
The writers were not performing, and they were in a slump for whatever reason.
And Kimmel had a, I guess he was writing for the show the next day.
They'd just done the show.
And I don't quite get the parameters of these criteria.
But Kimmel had said to the writers, you know what, guys, this is not working.
I don't have any half-decent bits for tomorrow's show.
I know it's late, and I know you're tired, but fuck it.
No one is leaving here until they provide me with one good bit.
So, you know, David Letterman has the Velcro suit where he jumps off a trampoline and sticks to the Velcro wall.
Something like that.
Give me one good idea, one good line, one good concept, one good notion, and you can go home.
But if not, we'll be here all night.
I don't care.
And so they all go, ah, shit.
All right.
And they start thinking, Tony Barbieri starts crying.
He's crying his eyes out.
Now, remember, Tony and Don are the two guys who control Perry.
But the reason I'm telling you these two stories is to tell you that the lunatics are running the asylum, and they are just as crazy as Perry is.
That's what I love about the Perry project.
This is not like two jocks going, like in Bottle Rocket, where they go, nice yellow boiler suit.
You look like a little banana.
Now we have to find that.
Can you find Bottle Rocket, Banana?
Little Banana?
The movie Bottle Rocket?
It's such a good scene.
And I can tell it's Ad Lib.
That's always the funniest parts of movies.
This is not Jocks bullying some loser.
These are two functioning lunatics.
You know, you can be a functioning alcoholic like I am.
They're functioning lunatics dealing with a non-functioning lunatic.
That's what the Perry Project is.
And it goes on and on and on.
Oh, there it is.
Nice guy.
What the hell are you wearing?
Yeah.
It's a jumpsuit.
Clay, look at this guy.
He looks like a rodeo clown.
He looks like a little banana.
Where are you from, anyway, man?
I'm from around here.
This guy used to mow our lawn.
Suit.
Clay, look at this guy.
He looks like a rodeo clown.
He looks like a little banana.
Where are you from, man?
I'm from around here.
This guy used to mow our lawn.
Yeah, he was great.
Clipping the hedges, sweeping up, mowing the lawn.
What was the name of your little lawn mowing company?
Lawn Wranglers.
Lawn Wranglers?
What's going on?
That's enough.
Keep up the mowing, Kimisabi.
That also is one in my top, definitely my top 10 bottle rocket.
That started Luke and Owen Wilson's career out.
That's funny.
And, you know, I grew up hating those kind of guys that were just in the Bronco, was it?
Ford Bronco.
But now I like those kind of guys.
I think they're funny.
However, the Perry Project is not that, what you just saw.
The Perry Project is more like three little bananas, and two of the bananas are making fun of the other banana, but they're all bananas.
Uh, let's uh let's just play a little bit of conviction.
I'm gonna unleash the fury.
What are you gonna do?
I'm gonna unleash the fury.
What are you gonna do?
Sarah Perry.
I'm gonna be quiet.
No, Perry.
I want you to get into this.
I don't wanna be loud because he's been killing me.
Who sits like that?
I'm gonna tell them the way it is, and I know I got the part and the story.
They're gonna like my fucking Stone Fury act attitude.
They're gonna like my pushy, hardcore, kick-in-the-ass fucking way of life.
What?
And they're gonna accept it because this is me.
This is Stone Fury.
All right.
I know that they're going to be doing the making of these things.
You know how they put on DVDs, they put the whole behind-the-scenes stuff, and they put the extra footage.
So they're probably going to mic you the minute we get out of the car.
See, that's the brilliance of it.
So this movie that they're making obviously never came out because it doesn't exist.
So Perry's like, well, why is all this footage coming out of behind the scenes?
And they go, well, it's a making of, you know?
And then you go, well, can't he just sue them for that?
This is how they work.
So their lawyer said, yeah, this is really harsh.
You really abused him in this film.
And it's so bad that it's bad for his family name.
And any caravella could sue you now.
You have to get him to sign a release saying, I know that you guys did this.
And it was all a big prank on me.
And they go, no problem.
We'll do it.
Bye.
And the lawyers go, how the fuck are they going to do that?
This is what they did.
They sit down at a big table at a restaurant and they go, all right, so this is fucked up.
Before the movie can come out, which is, by the way, about a sports detective, you know, sports detectives, they handle cases with sports stars.
He didn't question that at all, by the way.
Before the movie can come out, they want to drum up some hype.
And the way they're going to drum up some hype is to make it show a behind the scenes.
So I don't know.
It's weird.
It's like a DVD extra first, and then it comes out.
But they think it would be funny if they edited the footage so it looked like a prank because Jackass is really big right now.
So they want to make it look like there was a prank.
And so they want us to sign a contract where we say, yeah, yeah, the making of video, it's a prank, and it's a prank on me.
And then Don Barris says, well, I figure I'm the star of the show.
I'm the star of the movie.
So I'll sign it and I'll say, the whole thing was a prank on me.
And I'll sign this contract that says it's a prank on me, a sort of a release.
And then Tony Barbieri, who plays a character called Mole in the Perry Project, who's like a crazy Midwesterner with a shitty wig.
And when I first saw it in person and I saw that his eyebrows are just drawn on with like an eyebrow pencil, I go, how does he not see that?
And Tony's like, I don't know.
Then Tony grabs the contract from Dawn and goes, hey, this is how he talks in the movie.
Hey, now, it's all a big, I'm the star of the show.
So it's a big prank on me.
I'm going to sign it.
And then Perry goes, nice try, gentlemen.
I'm the star of the show.
I'm going to sign and say it was a prank on me.
Signs his rights away.
And that's not hard for Don.
He does this on a daily basis.
You can put him in the worst snap.
You could show Perry this video.
And Don would go, yeah, he's making a parody of a parody of it and just sign it away.
Before we go, let's dive in somewhere else.
Well, what's this here?
Look at his face.
Be an actor.
Anything to be a star.
A star more than an actor.
A star.
I'll do anything to be a star.
That's why I love the Perry Project.
It's a...
Okay, we're here to see Mr. Polanski.
Okay, can I ask your name?
Well, I'm Don Varris.
And this right here, this is Perry.
Oh my god, Mr. Barris, I'm sorry.
Hi.
I'm sorry.
I saw your screen test for Windy City Heat, and it was amazing.
Thank you.
She's jiggly-wiggly.
I'm Perry.
Yes.
Hi, I'm Susan.
Pleasure.
I've heard a lot about you.
Can I?
You are the ultimate ultimate.
The ultimate ultimate.
Thank you.
Can I get a hug?
Please.
Thank you.
Look at that.
There's Tony.
I've had problems with Mole in the past.
Look at this making.
And I've disliked Mole.
And on my cable show, Mole showed up, and I didn't want him there.
Terry, are you part of our world?
I'm not going to shake your fucking hand.
I believe Mole's craziness is due to his drug addictions.
We're just, we're best friends.
Keep me on.
We're not best friends.
Good to me.
And this is an old movie, by the way.
You saw 1996.
More not, we're already in the movie.
We've got our parts.
It's between you and one other guy for the lead of this movie.
It's the one other guy.
After 10 years, you get this rule.
All of our dreams come true.
Yeah, don't suck it there, dude.
Relax.
Relax.
Okay, guys, thanks a lot.
Call my agent if you make a decision.
Thanks.
Okay.
Hey, you're Carson Daly, aren't you?
He dressed Carson Daly up like Perry.
There's tons of celebrities involved in this.
When I saw Carson Daly wearing the fanny pack, wearing the jacket, wearing the hat, I'm looking at myself or somebody that wants to be me.
And I'm thinking through my head.
I'm thinking to my head.
This is somebody that needs his ass kicked.
Bad.
Do it bad.
Do it, Perry.
Said it going there.
You think you got the role?
I don't know.
It went good.
You know, they want to see one other guy.
Some scary fairy, something.
Scary Fairy?
Is that what you're going with me?
Perry.
Shh.
Perry.
Perry.
I'm stone.
Perry.
Oh, okay.
Sorry.
Stone Fury.
Stone Fury is the character in the film.
I'm Stone.
Thank you.
Anyway, Perry.
That's it, folks.
That's Vacation Week.
We'll be back on Monday with a big surprise.
We also will be live streaming the free speech rally on Saturday.
Look, Trump's Amikolo Boltro.
Yeah, we're going to live stream it.
All we need is a phone.
I was very impressed with the technology, how simple it is.
I thought, don't we need a truck with a satellite on the roof?
No, just a phone.
And we'll be broadcasting my speech, the other speeches there.
I assume Antifa is going to attack us because why again?
Like, what's the justification for attacking us?
We don't go to your things.
Why are they coming to our things?
We're having a free speech rally with a bunch of speeches.
That's it.
We're not there to lynch anyone.
We're not there to beat up gays.
We're not going to be pushing people in wheelchairs off cliffs.
So why are you coming?
I'll tell you why they're coming because they're violent terrorists who are against open discussions, who are against free speech, because they hate America.
No borders, no walls, no USA at all is their agenda.
And it's funny that they're coming to attack us because they're proving exactly what we're there to say.
That this group, the alt left, has lost their minds and they are trying to sabotage not just America, but the West in general.
So we'll be live streaming that on Saturday.
We've got the, I assume the Michelle Monk and Dr. Michael Eric Dyson free speech episode is up.
History of Punk should be up soon.
Happy July 4th.
And after all that content, I will see you Monday back at the normal studio with our incredibly exciting surprise.
So get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
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