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July 3, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S02E31 - HUSBANDS AND WIVES
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This show sucks now.
You know, ever since Ryan got fired, all Gavin does is drink beer in Hawaiian shirts and talk about his favorite movies.
It's like he's in retirement.
I'm on vacation, asshole!
This is a special week.
These are just little tidbits to keep you coming in.
It's like if there's a power outage and you go to the restaurant and they still have like a muse bouche and some little snacks, so you still like their restaurant.
I don't want to give you nothing.
You paid for a year.
I promise you new content every day.
I'll also be in DC on July 6th.
I think it's technically the third today if you're seeing this, although it was pre-recorded.
So we'll be there.
I'm going to wear all white.
I assume I'm going to get vanilla milkshaked.
I should get a bodyguard.
Oh, wait, I am my own bodyguard.
A bodyguard is just someone that's happy to fight.
Like Ronnie Mund is 70 years old, but he's Howard Stern's bodyguard, even though Howard Stern is like six foot six.
Howard Stern is Joey Ramon.
He's not willing to fight.
He's just a big turkey vulture standing there with a mop on his head.
Ronnie Mund is ready to rock.
I'm ready to rock.
So why have a bodyguard?
Because he has a gun?
I don't really want to shoot Antifa.
I'm just happy to beat them up.
Andy No, NGO, I think I emailed you this, Steve.
Andy No, this is new news for me, but it's ancient news for you because it's Wednesday, but I'm recording this on a Saturday.
And I just heard about this because it just happened.
Andy No went to Portland.
There was a, I don't know what it was, some rally, Proud Boys and Antifa meeting.
I mean, it's just the mods and the rockers at the end of the day, right?
I know I keep repeating that, and you give me shit for repeating my shit, but that's all it is.
But like, what's the point of a rally in Portland?
Proud Boys go there to say, you're not going to run this city, Antifa.
And Antifa go there to say, yes, we are.
It's the same stupid fight again and again and again.
And I love Andy No because he has the balls to go there and document it.
But Andy, what did you think was going to happen?
Like, you don't go over to MS-13 and start filming them thinking that they're going to go, hi, I'm a drug dealer.
You have to know that when you film Antifa, they're going to kick the shit out of you.
So he went over there and he started filming them with his GoPro, sponsored by Bud Light.
And they attacked him.
And they have masks on, so they can be particularly sinister.
They're operating in the shadows.
Isn't it funny how when you have a group that disguises their face, they claim they do that because they don't want to be identified.
But there's another factor that happens there.
You start attracting people who want to commit violent acts and not be discovered.
So maybe they started out with good intentions.
Oh, the big government is documenting everything we do.
We have to hide our faces.
Later, though, if someone goes, oh, wait, what goes on?
You can hide your face and go punch someone and then run away.
You know, I remember there was, when I was a kid in high school, we played a game.
I thought it was called Safety Slut.
So did we all in Canada.
But it's apparently called Safety Slug because you're slugging the guy.
And our deal was if you fart and you don't say safety or burp and you don't say safety, someone says slut.
I'm just finding out now it's actually slug, but we would say slut.
Then everyone gets to beat you up until you can name five breakfast cereals.
It's part of the Proud Boys, too.
It became part of that.
And I remember getting pounded, there was sort of some ethics there.
Like you might get punched in the face once, but they tended to keep it here.
They tended to do arms and legs.
There wasn't a lot of broken ribs.
There was almost no ball shots.
There was some gentlemanliness.
And I remember this kid, Rick Lull, Richard Lull, every time I was getting pounded, I noticed he would do shit like punch me in the balls or the head.
Not just me, but everyone.
He was like this little like, eh, eh.
And he'd wait until there was like 10 guys on you.
And then he would just like punch your feet.
You know, those little bones you have on your feet.
He'd get in these little dirty pool shots.
And that's what Antifa are.
And that's who they attract.
They attract people that want to go eh and then run away.
And Andy was a victim of that.
He was a target of that, but he's also kind of a victim.
Here's just a crazy theory, and this is a horrible thing to say.
But is it possible because he's gay, there's some sort of like sadomasochism to it all?
Did he walk into that Antifa mob knowing they were going to beat his ass and he kind of liked it?
I'm just throwing that out there.
It's a crazy notion.
Sorry to.
Andy's on our team, so I shouldn't be disparaging him.
But you're allowed to have kooky theories about your friends and allies.
Do you have the video?
No, the email you sent me just says that, I think it was for someone else.
It says we're recording episodes now.
Oh, no, it was before that.
I sent it like half an hour ago.
But just look up Andy, NGO Antifa.
Should be all over the news.
This is ancient news for you.
I actually don't know why we're talking about it.
Because it's now Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
It's a four-day old news.
Welcome back to Old News.
I might have it here.
That sounds right.
Wait patiently.
Where's Ryan?
The movie we're doing, by the way, is Husbands and Wives.
That was that jazzy music at the beginning.
I believe it was Woody Allen himself.
He plays that stuff.
He likes that boogie-woogie music.
Remember, one time, my friend Mark goes, hey man, do you like boogie-woogie music?
I don't know why, but I laughed for about an hour.
I had never heard of boogie-woogie music before.
So I thought he just meant like jazz or funk or something.
So I was laughing at him, but the joke was on me because that is a type of music.
It's like upbeat jazz.
And no, I do not like jazz.
I do not like boogie woogie.
I don't like the word boogie woogie.
There he is.
Wait, is that?
Oh, that's ancient, dude.
That's from a long time ago.
This happened on Saturday.
Andy NGO.
I can find you the link.
Actually, I mean, it's such old news now, I'm reluctant to talk about it anymore.
He was, Michelle Malkin.
So today's Saturday.
I'm sorry.
I know you think it's Wednesday, and it is, for all intents and purposes.
Don't say intensive purposes.
Intents and purposes.
Oh, shoot, we don't have the bug that says free speech.tv.
Yeah, Ryan took that off the system for some reason.
I don't even have it on here.
Oh, farts.
Oh, well.
It's part of the holiday apps.
I think I have the video, by the way.
It's on his Twitter.
Yeah, guys, if you're going to an Antifa event, know they're going to attack you.
They are Rick Luls.
They are vindictive assholes.
I kind of like Rick.
Oh no I don't.
Yo!
Yo!
Look, some woman's about to come up and nail him.
It's like women get to two violence.
They threw that at the back of his head.
Fucking hound, bitch!
I'm a photographer.
This is too easy to get in there.
That's not the violence I grew up with.
Yo!
Yo!
Get the fuck out of here!
Alright, that's enough.
We got it.
Thank you.
By the way, I saw Michelle Malkin on Saturday.
We did the show with Dyson and Malkin.
And then we talked way to beer afterwards.
Again, one of the most fascinating people on earth.
And then I leave her to go shoot Bank These holiday episodes.
And I check my phone maybe two hours after I left her.
And she's raised $6,000 for that guy.
She's an animal.
She's a beast.
And she's Asian and had a rum and coke.
So you'd think that, you know, they can't break down alcohol the way the rest of us can, the way us Scots can.
What have I done?
I've talked about my favorite movies for a while to make sure we have holiday episodes.
She's raised $6,000 for him because they split his earlobe open, too.
They did serious damage to him while they were doing that.
But I love how they use milkshakes and stuff and say, what's the matter?
You scared of a milkshake?
Well, yeah, you also concussed him and split his face open and stole his GoPro.
But the optics are, it's just a milkshake.
Perfectly innocent.
Perfectly tame.
All right.
How long are we in now?
About 10 minutes.
Oh, good.
This episode is devoted to husbands and wives.
I think I may be losing my more blue-collar fans with this.
It's rather hoity-toity, this kind of comedy.
It's no Animal House, but I love this film.
It was my favorite film for many years until Animal House took it over.
But this film mocks baby boomers and their love of divorce.
And as a kid whose parents are still together, but as a kid who was around in 1980 when divorce happened, like my grandmother divorced my grandfather, but that was unheard of back then.
In 1980, divorce was basically invented.
That's when it began.
And everyone was getting divorced.
I can't think of a friend that I grew up with in high school who didn't have someone who's getting divorced.
Let's get my wife on the phone.
Hello, you're live on the air.
Oh, you haven't left yet?
No, I'm still recording these holiday episodes.
Oh, man.
Why?
Oh, we've just been having the funnest time ever and you're missing out.
Well, I'm going to be away for a week, so I got to do work first.
Okay, so we won't see you tonight until like 11.
Yeah.
Okay, bye.
That was my love.
Wait a minute.
I got a text from Michelle Malkin, my work wife.
I said, wait a minute, you've raised $6,000 since I last saw you an hour ago?
And she goes, actually, it's $25,000.
I'll text you this picture.
Sorry you guys are getting such old news, but that's the problem with the holidays.
She's insane.
And I think she's going to devote the rest of her life to people who are falsely incarcerated.
I'm not sure that's a secret or not.
But is it dumb to text you?
Do you have to get that off the text into the email?
Okay, I'll email you.
What a woman.
If I wasn't doing this, well, I would be with my kids.
But if I wasn't with my kids, after that recording of free speech with Dyson and everything, I just would have gone to a bar.
I would be sitting at a bar watching some sport I don't give a shit about.
So much of sitting in a bar is watching like women's soccer or golf.
I hate golf.
I love playing golf, but I hate watching golf.
And I hate watching women's soccer, but I'll just sit there and watch.
Oh, they got a goal.
Oh, it's 1-2 for USA versus France.
Who cares?
But you're doing drugs.
It's sort of like if you were shooting heroin and there was like a bird taking a shit.
You just like look at the bird.
Oh, there he is.
I guess they poo and pee at the same time, huh?
$25,000 she raised.
That's great.
But again, if Andy was my brother, I'd go, dude, why didn't you call me?
Proud boys, when they go to these rallies, they have goggles because there's pepper spray.
They have body armor.
It's not LARPing.
Antifa brings knives.
They stab.
I've seen Proud Boys with holes in their body armor where a knife has gone in.
Or one time, a guy showed me where a hammer, the claw end of a hammer, had gone in.
They say proud boys are violent.
They're reacting to violence.
They're defending themselves.
That's awesome.
And again, I feel bad disparaging Andy.
I hope I didn't come across saying he deserved it.
But the guy has balls.
Who else is documenting this stuff?
Who else is walking into a mob of Antifa and filming them?
So that's been in the past few hours.
Sorry, I'm talking about Saturday stuff, but you're seeing this on Wednesday.
Usually the show is live.
Husbands and Wives was a film by Woody Allen.
And it was right when all that weird shit was going on with his daughter.
Now, I believe Woody Allen is innocent.
I don't think he molested that other chick, that other chick, the girl that says she was molested in an attic.
I researched this heavily, and I don't think he did that.
I think she's lying.
I think that Woody Allen's ex was determined to frame him.
That being said, the things that he did and admits he did are pretty fucking bad.
It's sort of like Holocaust denial.
Like the far, far alt-right, they go, yeah, they weren't gassed.
They starved to death.
And it wasn't 3 million, it was 300,000.
And you go, okay, that's your scenario.
That's your Germany's innocent scenario.
Even in your crazy scenario, they're still rounding up people based on their religion and putting them in camps.
That's your totally Hitler's awesome scenario, and it's still really fucking bad.
Similarly, I love Nazi analogies.
So, Woody, your wife adopted a kid, and when that kid was 18, you began a sexual relationship with her?
That's gross.
And I've said this about so many different things.
Like when guys start dating their friend's ex, dude, there's 3 billion chicks out there.
Can you just choose the next one?
Why'd you have to choose that one?
Oh, you like Asian chicks?
You like young girls?
There's plenty of other.
You're famous.
There's plenty of other young Asian girls.
She's not even hot.
She's like a six.
So I'm not bananas about that.
But anyway, that whole controversy was going on while this movie came out.
And so it flopped and no one's heard of it.
Outside of, what's her name?
Juliet Lewis, I think?
Can you look up the cast of that?
Outside of her terrible performance, everyone is so good in this movie.
It is art.
I know my blue-collar buddies won't appreciate it because it's just, I don't know.
I don't want to say they're not sophisticated, but you have to have a sophisticated contempt for baby boomers to truly enjoy this movie.
It's Schadenfraud.
And there's a lot of suffering in this film that I like to see because I remember being a kid in 1980 and seeing my dad's friends sleep on the couch because they were going through a divorce.
And I remember even as a 10-year-old going, it seems like you're fucking up pretty bad.
It seems like you screwed up.
Maybe I'm sort of injecting my own brain into this.
Mia Farrell, they're all good.
Keep going down.
Juliet Lewis, yeah.
She sucks in it.
Anyway, let's, I thought I was dumb enough to think that we would just start these movies and somehow an hour and a half would be crammed into 30 minutes.
But let's just leap around.
Actually, what's on YouTube with this?
Sidney Pollack is so good in this.
Sidney Pollock leaves Judy Davis.
She's such a good actress.
It's amazing.
Especially in this film.
I know who you're dating.
Veronica.
You guys both love that sports bullshit.
But he starts dating this 20-year-old, and we've all seen our fellow old men do this, where they start dating.
I don't want to say, by the way, that divorce is a thing where a man leaves a woman because she gets too old, and then he wants a trophy wife.
That has happened occasionally.
It's a shit show, and we're all rolling our eyes when it happens, but it's not the pattern.
The pattern is 70% of divorce is instituted by women.
Now, that could be because men are neglecting them, but my experience has been they tend to marry a woman that was just like the one they left.
Similar age.
This whole idea of like the man gets a convertible and a 20-year-old girlfriend, celebrities do that all the time.
Guys my age don't really do that.
It's not a pattern.
They tend to just marry the woman they dumped, which is why I always say, well, why'd you do that in the first place?
You're basically with what you started with.
And I wrote an article about this called Divorce Your Wife, where I said, if things are going bad in your marriage, mentally divorce her, right?
And now, here's a woman who gets along with your kids really well.
Spoiler alert, it's the same woman.
She's my type, Brunette, whatever, American Indian.
I'm going to start courting her.
And then you don't even have to tell your wife you're doing this.
You divorce that wife and you recourt the same wife as a new woman.
Take her out on dates, buy her stuff.
She's great with the kids.
Yeah, because it's their mother, asshole.
And you start your marriage anew.
That's what you should do instead of getting divorced.
I wrote an article like that called Divorce Your Wife.
No one gave a shit.
But when I do a similar misdirect with that video I did 10 Things I Hate About the Jews, which was an homage to Israel and how much I love Jews, they love to just take that title.
They're not looking for truth.
They're looking to win.
Anyway, play this clip.
So why were we so upset?
Oh yeah, I forgot.
It's done as a documentary.
I really don't know.
Was it a total shot?
Yeah, completely.
Okay, pause.
So this is Mia Farrow.
Just learned that Sidney Pollock and Judy Davis are getting divorced, and she's pissed off.
And you realize when you watch the movie, she's pissed off because she might want to try a divorce.
And I remember this in the 80s.
Or maybe I'm injecting my own memories into that experience.
But I seem to remember this sort of like, wait, what's going on?
You're getting divorced.
Maybe I want to get divorced.
Boomers are so fucking selfish.
And I watched my Buddies cry all the time.
All my friends were crying when I was 10 years old because all their parents were getting divorced.
And for the boomers, it was all about them and how it makes them feel.
I need my freedom.
I feel like we're not in love anymore.
I want to go traveling.
What about your fucking kid?
Louis C.K., I love Louis C.K., I think he's hilarious.
But Louis C.K. always talks about how great it is to be divorced because I got out of a shitty marriage.
Yeah, but your kids get a third, at least, a third less dad than they had before.
In divorce, you see the kid every Wednesday and every second weekend.
That's called a good uncle.
That's not a dad.
A dad has to be there at all times.
You know what the biggest part of your job is as a parent?
Existing.
So I'm sitting downstairs reading the paper, and if my daughter has some terrible thing that happened to her, some boy she liked doesn't like her back or something, on the off chance she wants someone to talk to, I'm there.
I'm like a fireman.
There's a fire pole there.
Maybe there'll be no fires.
And there's just a fireman sitting there reading the paper.
But when there's a fire, I'm down the pole ready to rock.
Divorce takes the firemen away.
And houses burn down.
Play the clip.
They were so casual about it.
They didn't seem to be appropriately upset.
Were you hurt because Sally never mentioned anything to you?
Well, uh.
This is boring.
Can you scroll forward?
Let me see what other parts are in this.
Hard.
Does it do the cool thing where we see the boring part?
By the way, can you believe that America was attracted to Mir Pharaoh?
She was known as a smoke show.
No, thank you.
I don't.
I'm not a pedophile and I'm not gay.
I'm not interested in having sex with 12-year-old boys.
Who is attracted to Mia Faro?
What was that one?
Oh, she sucks.
Melancholy and confused.
And toward what end?
To articulate what knit with strategy?
Procreation?
This is her reading Woody Allen's script.
Can you scroll forward?
Boring.
Classical music.
Boring.
Pepkin from the calm dealt buttons to long for other lovers.
Was the notion of ever-deepening?
Maybe in the end.
That's Woody Allen being a genius, talking about infidelity.
The guy's a great writer, too.
I don't like he dated that woman and married her.
At least he's still married to her.
At least he didn't divorce the Asian.
Are there any other clips on YouTube?
I want Sidney Pollock fighting with his trophy wife when he finally realizes that it's not working and he goes, oh, my life is shit.
All right, let's pull up the whole movie.
Sorry, folks.
We didn't do a lot of prep work for this particular holiday episode.
It's July 4th tomorrow.
You should be partying.
Don't party too much, though.
Oh, it's such a good part.
Okay, this is great.
So go back a little bit.
So she started dating now.
Let me just pause it here.
So they've convinced themselves, Judy Davis and Sidney Pollock have convinced themselves that they no longer want to be married and they want to date other people.
Judy Davis goes along with it as all baby boomers did.
Women were victims of this bullshit open marriage crap.
And so this is her first date with a new guy because we're open like that.
And they're lying to themselves and she can't focus on the date because she's obsessed with the fact that her ex-husband of like a few days already has a new lover and she's trying to figure out who it is.
And this poor bastard is just trying to take a bitch to the opera.
I'll get it later.
Can I use the phone?
Yes, sure.
You all right?
Yes.
Yes, I'm looking forward to it.
She's Australian, by the way.
Oh.
It's a fake accent.
It's me.
You're living with her, aren't you?
You moved in together.
Don't lie to me, Jack.
You're living with someone.
Because I know.
Because I do.
Take your earrings off.
I heard.
Don't give me that shit.
It's been three fucking weeks.
How did you meet someone so fast?
Oh, bullshit.
You had to have known it before.
I was just watching this movie going.
You like the mess you made, you stupid baby boomers?
So fast?
I don't fucking believe it.
You were seeing whoever it is all along.
I'm worried this movie's making me look pretentious.
Well, of course I expected things to happen, but not so fast.
Are you that sure?
You're a pussy, dude.
No, I'm not.
Did you get this from the film?
Oh, God.
We have a whole movie here, right?
Well, indulge me.
Wait, this gets good, too.
Hi, you, uh, you.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
Listen, if you're having some kind of personal thing.
Really?
I'm okay.
This is a New York I do not know.
Upper West Side Operas.
Don Giovanni.
Don Giovanni.
Don Juan story.
Oh, I can only think of it as Mozart.
Fucking Don Juan.
Fucking Don Juan.
They should have cut his fucking dick off.
Can I get you some more wine?
Please.
How great is she?
You know, we don't have to go.
No, no, no.
I'm not going to put my life on hold.
I've been dying to see this opera.
Excuse me one second.
This is great.
Hello, me again.
I know who she is.
Bullshit.
It's Gail.
Of course it's Gail.
She's been after you since she joined the firm.
You two like that sports bullshit.
I don't like Gail.
Sorry I'm indulging myself so much, but this movie is just like Animal House in the sense that every molecule of it is just such high quality.
Like every second of her is just heaven on earth.
But scroll ahead.
I've got easier laughs.
And Juliet Lewis is a nightmare.
Oh, this is good.
when they finally see that he's got this 20-year-old.
Oh, God!
That's poor Judy Davis dropping her shit.
No, but go ahead.
When they're in the bodega, it's a coincidence, huh?
I didn't get your name before.
Your name's Sam.
Right.
He's embarrassed of his concubines.
Yeah, we just had lunch.
What do you do?
Aerobics.
Great.
And I'm a trainer and some nutrition.
Hey.
Wait a minute.
Isn't this weird?
Holy shit.
This never occurred to me before.
Just pause.
Woody Allen is mocking Sidney Pollock for having such a dumb young girlfriend that has nothing going on.
Meanwhile, in real life, as this movie is going on, Woody Allen is divorcing the woman he's standing next to because he's going with some young Asian chick that obviously had nothing to offer.
She was probably 19 at the time.
So what are you making fun of, Woody?
You're doing it too.
I don't think I think it's possible.
Wait, it's totally vegetarian.
We can't tonight.
You know, you don't eat meat, do you?
No, no, no, no.
I don't eat meat.
Sometimes.
Well, I used to eat red meat every day, and then I gave it up.
And then I had some again recently, and I was totally blown away.
There's a little Mexican.
Hey, can we scroll forward a bit?
I really think no matter how hard we are.
That's too in-depth.
He weeps.
You know, keep going.
Close.
Keep going.
I want to be able to see the scroll.
Oh, this is the great part.
He's an editor.
So just pause.
Sidney Pollock is the best thing in the world.
I want to make out with him.
He is such a fantastic actor, especially when he's playing someone who's fucked.
And this guy, and this is why this is one of my favorite movies, this guy is a boomer who's just realizing now, with a Hitler mustache, that he fucked up.
And he shouldn't have divorced his wife.
And why does he have some 20-year-old dumb bitch that he has nothing in common with who teaches aerobics?
Why did he throw his marriage down the toilet?
And he's just finding out right now that Judy Davis is with Liam Neeson, who plays this super awesome hunk who runs an architecture magazine, which I guess is every woman's fantasy.
I didn't know that until this movie.
Women want to marry a guy who is editor for an architecture magazine.
Boring.
But yeah, it's hitting him now what he's done.
So what's the deal?
I mean, are they stealing one another?
No, I don't.
We don't know.
This has to be ad lib.
Don't hold me risky.
It's can't be lines.
You gave up a great one, then you gave up Sally.
Ken, he's just having a good time.
He's right.
He's right.
I know.
I know.
Luckily, we're together a lot of years.
She's a great lady.
I mean, not to worry, she'll be all right.
This guy, Michael, Michael something, seemed fine.
I can't, I'm, I'm not.
Don't tell me I'm out of line.
You're okay, right?
That blonde girl, Samantha, Sam.
She should be in the Olympics.
Hey, what do you think?
I mean, are they serious about each other?
No, we don't know.
New Yorkers sure were rich in the 80s.
That's an apartment?
We have to go.
It was good to see you.
What's going on?
Where is Sam?
We're going to go home.
But if astrology were true, it is true.
It is totally, totally, totally provable, you know?
That's just fun.
Did you hear that?
He goes, if astrology were true, and then she goes, it's totally provable.
And the other woman goes, provable how?
By gypsies?
Man, if that was that lip, I want to marry that woman.
Right?
You know, why wouldn't the position of the planets have an influence on our personality?
That's so easy to refute.
They know, right?
They know there was more crime during the full moon, right?
Well, who knows?
Well, you know, it's like who?
It's like the universe knows this stuff.
I mean, you guys, you're all so smart, but it's like you just don't get the fundamental basics.
Well, I would love to know anyone in New York.
She's been with me two months.
Her phone is.
This is why I love this movie.
Because Sidney Pollack personifies all these dumb decisions these baby boomers made in the 80s when they instituted divorce.
Because, you know, the positions of planets, it's like it is crucial to your life, you know.
I can't stress this strongly enough, you know, and your body.
I'm totally logical.
I mean, I would not put Sagittarius to believe in it.
Sam, we gotta go.
Come on.
Come on.
She's dumb.
It's hopefully good to see you guys.
Come on.
Come on.
It's early.
Come on.
We'll see you guys.
Come on.
Come on.
It was really nice meeting you.
Jesus Christ.
If you don't know what the hell you're talking about, why don't you try not talking?
They don't know what they're talking about.
They don't know what they're talking about.
You feel so goddamn obligated to make conversation all the time.
How about listening?
I'll make you a novel idea for you.
I'm so...
I can't believe you just did that to me.
That's right.
By the way, we're watching a documentary about Ryan Katsu Rivera right now.
Come on, let's get out of here before you make it any worse.
This is Ryan.
It's so stupid about it.
I'm so sick of listening to your crap about soybeans and Zen foods and a fucking Zodiac.
Get along, no.
Hey, get in the car.
Who do you think you're talking to?
Hey, listen to me.
You want to embarrass me in front of my friends?
They're trying to make an intellectual conversation.
You're sitting here jerking off about the tofu and crystals or something.
Believe me, then stupid.
There's nothing intellectual about that.
Come on, come on, come on.
Yes, you are.
Shut up.
Shut your mouth, will you?
What are you crazy?
I don't want to embarrass you.
No, I hate you, you stupid fucking asshole, asshole, asshole, friends.
Get in the car.
You're stupid asshole, asshole, asshole, friends.
What is that?
Get in the car.
I don't know where it is.
It doesn't matter where it is.
Here, get in the car.
God damn, I must have been out of my mind.
Crazy.
Holy crazy.
We're watching a movie together.
Do you like this?
God damn it.
How does he have a car in New York?
I guess they're in Long Island.
Get in the car!
What do you got?
Trying to be cute?
In the f- Oh, I don't believe you!
What am I doing?
Get in the car, you infant!
Get in the car!
That's my favorite line of all time.
Right.
Okay.
Anyway, that's a wonderful movie.
Get in the car, you infant.
Doesn't that just sum up everything that's wrong with boomers and their idiotic decisions?
And by the way, thank you to Micheloboltro for sponsoring this show.
You've done a wonderful job, and we really appreciate your patronage.
Get in the car, you infant.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
And never stop fighting.
What are you going to show now?
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