As someone against segregation, I feel I can speak freely about how surprisingly mainstream voluntary segregation has become. Isn’t this wrong? Is it OK to have separate drinking fountains if we asked for them? Also, I know I said we’re not doing these without involving Censored.TV anymore but I had to get this subject off my chest as it’s been plaguing me all week. We won’t be doing the call in thing this Thursday because I’m on vacation and doing that Free Speech rally in DC but we will be live streaming it on the site. Boy, I hope I don’t get killed.
This is kind of a heady one, which is why I'm not doing it on the show, because I really want to get into this.
I've been thinking about this all week.
And before we start with that question, which is obviously a very incendiary question, I want to make it clear that I'm against segregation.
It's not my bag.
I love hybrid cultures.
I love when cultures mix.
Yeah, but you say multiculturalism is a myth.
No, I say that there are certain cultures that are intolerant.
Like radical Islam and Sikhs, Hindus, every culture seems to assimilate great in the West, except Islam.
They seem to have some trouble assimilating.
So yes, I have criticized Islam, but it's for exactly the reason that they don't seem to like Diversity.
They don't like diversity of opinion.
They don't like diversity of sexuality.
They don't like diversity of race.
It's funny how you see all these left-wingers embracing Islam and wearing like a rainbow burqa at rallies and stuff.
They hate you.
Like, yet Linda Sarsour, the Palestinian Muslim, running the Women's March, saying pro-life women are not allowed at the march.
If you're wearing a hijab, you're pro-life.
Are these models that wear hijabs and they have the whole Lancôme counter on their face as Michael Malice put it?
That's not...
That's not Muslim.
That's not adhering to the Quran.
The whole point of the hijab is modesty.
So you can't look like a whore at the same time.
That's cheating.
That's not the deal.
But anyway, you know, my kids are Indian and Scottish.
At our old place upstate, we had a big, on the porch, there was a big sort of banner, wood sign, wood sort of, it was letters that I stained and stuck to the front of the porch.
So I like desegregating things.
I like cultures coming together and mixing up.
is our own in Scottish and Wazee Chi is house among the pines in Ho-Chunk.
So I like desegregating things.
I like cultures coming together and mixing up, especially subcultures, sort of hybrid cultures.
Like I think there's a group of English expats in India or Sri Lanka, somewhere in Southeast Asia.
I mean, sorry, in East Asia.
Where they're called the Burghers, I believe.
It's a very difficult thing to Google because you end up finding hamburgers in India.
But they have their own weird culture that's a combination of the English and India.
I also like, I like those sort of outcast cultures too.
People, English people in Northern Ireland who are patriotic Brits, usually they're soldiers, living in a place where the Northern Irish want them dead.
But that's their culture.
And if you were to extradite them to England, they'd be, they don't want that.
Like the Falklands.
Remember the Falkland War in the 80s?
Those people are British with British accents.
Yet Argentina calls them theirs.
So, I don't like segregation.
But, a lot of people do.
And it's really at the crux of this racist allegation you keep hearing about.
When someone says white nationalist, like Richard Spencer, they are talking about someone who wants a white only space.
And it's just a given that that is totally taboo and if you want that you deserve to be ostracized from society and fired and deplatformed and all that stuff.
I don't agree with that, but I don't think you should be fired and deplatformed.
But I don't think people realize what a mainstream notion it is.
That's really what I want to get at on this show.
Is segregation is mainstream.
In fact, I might argue that I'm in the minority when I say I'm against it.
And I see the argument for it.
Very clearly.
So you go, what the fuck are you talking about?
Okay.
Let's look at black, black imposed voluntary segregation.
We had a guy on, I think it was like episode one.
He was at a pretty liberal college upstate New York.
Forget what it was.
I own a college or something.
And the black students there had said they want a separate graduation.
That was a really weird... The black students there had stormed a student union meeting.
By the way, they said yes to this.
They also... There's an initiation week they have.
It's like Frosh Week, whatever the hell it's called.
It's got a really stupid name.
It's like Introduction and Inspection Week or something weird.
That week, they wanted to have a blacks-only version.
The black students did with black, you know, chitlins and grits and stuff.
And yes, watermelon and yes, fried chicken.
My old band opened for Ice-T's band, Body Count, once and we shared the green room.
This is in Greenpoint, Brooklyn.
And on the rider for Body Count, Ice-T had ordered watermelon and fried chicken.
I mean, it is delicious.
And during that meeting, that black student stormed the student union and he's saying things like, um, we just want to be niggas and we gotta suck dick just to be niggas and eat fried chicken once in a while.
Translation, uh, why did we have to apply for a permit just to have a black introduction week and serve black food?
We should have just got it.
But it was a weird request.
It was a weird rant because they gave them the permit, no problem.
And yeah, you had to fill out a form.
Everyone has to fill out a form.
The Polish Student Union, the band.
Everyone fills out forms.
That's the way universities work.
I think he just wanted to bitch.
Anyway, so that's an example of black segregation.
Voluntary black segregation.
And maybe that's the crux here, is the word voluntary.
Maybe that's what separates apartheid from that.
Nas, the rapper.
Sings about why can't we have our own black state in the United States with black run roads and black businesses and black cheese, black farmers, black everything.
Which is a weird thing to say because I think Nas is overestimating the percentage of blacks in America.
It's 14% dude.
Do you think you're gonna have enough to pave the roads in this magical state?
But are whites allowed in that state?
That Nas is talking about?
Or Professor Griff from Public Enemy, the rap band.
He too talks to this day.
He's even specified the states he wants.
I think it's Florida and maybe a couple up from there, North Carolina, South Carolina, something like that.
He wants a bunch of states that they have.
Now, the reason, by the way, just to go back to my personal views, I find all this stuff laughable is, it's like reparations.
Like, you get into the weeds and you go, so what's happening now?
Like, what about a mixed-race family?
Are they allowed in?
What if, what if, what if whites have more in common with you, like a white kid who grew up in a black neighborhood, Then some black square like Cory Booker or Kamala Harris.
The only thing remotely black about Kamala Harris is some of her skin.
Her Jamaican dad was basically a sperm donor.
And by the way, if you want to get into his heritage, he owned slaves.
So she had an Indian mom.
Dot, not feather.
And then the mom, God bless her cotton socks, this is what all single women should do when they get fucked over, remarried immediately.
So Kamala Harris had a dad.
Yeah, he was a white academic.
She went to high school in Montreal.
Her formative years were Canadian.
And she's sitting there, oh, I love chillins and grits.
I got hot sauce in my purse.
She's lying.
She said that when she was in college, she would be smoking bowls.
She said this to Charlamagne Tha God.
I'll be smoking bowls.
Yo, I was listening to like Tupac and Eminem and shit.
Neither of them had released anything when she was in college.
She's my age.
They weren't doing anything in the late 80s, early 90s, you stupid bitch.
On Parlor, I was talking about questions for her.
So many black questions I'd love to see or have to answer.
Like when African-American people go to the Chinese corner store and they order a big container of iced tea and wings, what are the three condiments that African-American people of color tend to put on their wings?
Now the answer is salt, pepper, and ketchup, but I guarantee she doesn't know that.
Who is the Asian guy in the band 2 Live Crew?
Who's Professor Griffin Noss?
What percentage of the Wu-Tang Clan is Asian?
Raekwon does have pretty Asian looking eyes.
Yeah, I'd love to ask her that.
What's Chitlins and Grits?
What dance do they do at a cookout?
The answer, of course, is the electric slide.
What's brown liquor mean?
And that's another area where there's voluntary segregation.
Black neighborhoods don't want white people in them.
They talk about Trader Joe's gentrifying the neighborhood.
They have huge protests when Whole Foods... It's strange, too, because you hear that the reason there's an obesity epidemic in the black community is they don't have food education.
I don't know what the fuck that means.
And it's a food ghetto where there's only KFC.
You'll notice this in Harlem.
It's just chain after chain after chain.
There's very few of those sort of like Jamaican jerk chicken shops anymore.
And those mom and pop shops are all gone from From Harlem.
It's all Dunkin Donuts, Subway, KFC, Popeyes now.
And that's somehow my fault.
No, you don't like the mom-and-pops as much as you like shitty Popeyes.
So the mom-and-pop store went under.
But I remember my buddy Sharky when he moved here from Boston to New York City.
He was fucking naive.
He's the one I told you about where he said, Guy, just figured out this new trick.
You go to a kid's store and you get clothes for super obese kids like XXXL.
And they're super cheap because they're for kids.
So I get this cool striped t-shirt.
It looks like it's a little kid's shirt.
And it was like eight bucks.
Yeah, but you look like you're wearing a fat kid's shirt.
You didn't beat the system, dumbass.
Anyway, he's looking through the classifieds and he notices that, uh, you know, apartments in New York are, the best you're going to get is 1,700 bucks.
Probably have to share.
But, uh, he noticed a lot of 700s and 500s.
Of course, they're in East New York, where there's a murder a day.
All black.
Bushwick.
And, uh, he just goes, whatever.
I like black people.
I'm into black chicks.
I'll move out there.
And he said he was walking down the street in East New York and some woman's on a payphone.
This is about 2003.
Some woman's on a payphone and she stops talking and she's staring at him as he walks down the street with his newspaper in his hand with the rental circled in red.
And she goes, she gets off the phone, lets it fall, and she walks out doing kind of a swagger with snapping her fingers and moving her head like a bobblehead.
And she goes, oh no, oh hell no, you ain't moving to my neighborhood.
He got a few of those when he went to look at the apartment.
He decided not to.
Very prudent.
But then I knew other hipsters that would move out there because they were poor and stupid and they just get a pit bull or I met this one couple and she told me that she'd be waiting in line at the bodega to buy milk and black people in the lineup would be screaming at her going what the What the fuck you doing in this neighborhood?
What are you doing in this neighborhood?
Now, it's not like I hate white people, they make me sick, they play golf and listen to country music.
I think the impetus was, if hipsters start moving in here, and then the gays, the price of rent is going to start going up, and I won't be able to afford my own neighborhood anymore, so get these fuckers out of here.
And they have protests for this in New York, all over America, when Whole Foods and Trader Joe's start moving in.
And they don't go bankrupt and then the gays start coming in.
They don't want the neighborhood to be gentrified.
They want it to stay black.
Now, I'm not into that.
Call me old-fashioned, but I'm against segregation.
However, it's still a viable argument.
Like, why is Richard Spencer unable to walk down the street without a bodyguard when he's just saying what those people are saying?
Here's another example.
Kansas City Royals.
Back before Jackie Brown, what was his name?
Number 42?
I'm sorry if I'm not totally up on this dude, but I'm just tired of it.
It's like we keep talking Jackie Robinson.
We keep talking about him.
You go to see a Mets game and the whole front lobby of Citi Field is devoted to Jackie Robinson.
And there's pictures of Martin Luther King and Jackie Robinson all over.
I'm talking about like 50 feet high.
And you go, Martin Luther King?
We're at a fucking baseball game in 2019.
Love you, Martin.
I'm more of a Malcolm than a Martin guy, but I still obviously have nothing but respect for the man.
But why am I looking at a 50 foot high picture of Martin Luther King at my baseball game?
Can you relax?
Maybe it's because I'm Canadian, and it just seems like dwelling in the past to me.
Finding something shitty about your past from half a century ago.
And just drudging it up again and again and again.
Just talking to Michael Eric Dyson on the show with Michelle Malkin.
And it's just, can we talk about slavery?
I just said, no.
We're not talking about slavery.
I don't bore you with the Irish indentured servants and the Irish slaves that were brought over here.
I don't bore you with the bounties that were put on kilts during the war with the English and the Scots.
I don't bore you with the British lords torturing and starving to death millions of Irish during the potato famine.
I don't dwell on that.
But anyway.
So Kansas City had segregated baseball.
Blacks were not allowed in white baseball.
Remember Colin Quinn brought up a good point.
He goes, the thing about the Baseball Hall of Fame is a bunch of these guys were playing when they weren't allowed to compete with blacks.
So you're less good.
Like Babe Ruth is less good than Jacob deGrom.
Don't you think?
Because Babe Ruth was playing in a different, it's a different game if there's a race excluded.
Imagine there was just Asian basketball and you're in the Hall of Fame with fucking LeBron James.
That's not fair.
Anyway.
So Kansas City, back before Jackie Robinson, would have this big stadium right in the middle of—it wasn't in the middle of Kansas, sorry.
The black stadium was in the black part of town.
And there was baseball games.
You know how much baseball is, right?
It's like every day almost.
So there was about three or four times a week there'd be a major game.
And I bet it was good, because you look at baseball today and it's half black.
And so they'd all go there, and it was, you know, two bits to watch a baseball game, and this is back when everyone was respectable, so they'd have suits on, little hats, and there'd be, there'd be, you know, your janitor, and there'd be the kid who plays the fucking wood crates for change, and there'd also be your black dentist and your black doctor, and from upper class to middle class to lower class, all together.
And they would talk and meet and they'd share food and they'd share, you know, stories.
And it was the glue that held the community together, even more so than church, because you'd go more often than church.
And it helped the community thrive too.
When people socialize like that, it's not just like, hello, Mr. Dentist.
It's, it's, I heard you're, you're talking about your porch.
Yeah.
I know a guy who can do that cheap.
And all he asks is that you help him build this or the, he takes the old lumber and sells it to that.
Like you're networking and you're prospering as a community.
And then Jackie Robinson broke the barrier, which we all take as wonderful, and I do think it's wonderful, but all I'm doing here is playing a little brain teaser and talking about the other... I'm playing devil's advocate here and showing you the other argument, and showing you that I get it.
It's like homosexuality.
It's not my cup of tea, but I get it.
You're a dick dude.
You're bananas about balls.
You're bananas about bananas.
Have a field day.
Fill your boots, as they say.
So, Jackie Robinson breaks the color barrier in baseball, and then all these other blacks start going, obviously, free market, which I'm for, start going into the game, and now it's desegregated, and after a few N-words, it just becomes a cornucopia of different culture.
However, the black community in Kansas City was totally devastated.
Because their baseball got worse and worse and worse as their top players started leaving.
It's just like, I was talking to Michelle about the Philippines.
I go, why does it suck so bad?
You can't do tourism.
What's easier than tourism?
You just set up a building and boom, you get free money from all over the world.
And she goes, they just, they're too hot.
And they have a brain drain.
Everyone's smart, like my parents, this is Michelle talking, left.
So it's brain drain and heat.
So what happens when you have a culture like that?
Someone else shows up and puts in air conditioners.
Like in Singapore, the Chinese saw a chance to build a city from scratch.
They said, all right, we're going to be fascist about gum.
If you put gum on the sidewalk, you're getting caned.
And as Amy Chua says in the book, Rolled on Fire, they just put in air conditioners and boom, they had a work environment.
They just buckled down and started making stuff.
And they made a city, one of the most prosperous cities in the world, Singapore.
And so, in the Philippines, no, not so much in the Philippines, because it's so far away, but, you know, in Jamaica, for example, the French, Europeans, English, they just, this is after separatism, this is, an independent Jamaica was 69, so this is post-independent Jamaica, they just said, nah, all right, I'm gonna set up some air conditioners, I'm gonna build a bunch of beautiful houses here, with all the cheap labor, and I'm gonna make money off tourism, sorry.
And the Jamaicans go, wagwan!
Why you vex me so, taking all the money from Jamaica?
You leaving our island with barrels full of money, day by day, decade by decade, you know?
Yeah, I get that on paper, but why don't you do it?
There's nothing but beach here, my friend.
No, it's all gyan.
No, it's not.
There's plenty of construction going on all over Jamaica.
You guys just decided that you didn't want to do it.
I mean, Jamaica's... My buddy Jeff, who lives there, he's always talking about how the West isn't the best, and... First of all, I'm not willing to concede that Jamaica isn't the West, but anyway... He's like, this is paradise.
Fuck America.
I'm like, as he's saying this, I'm looking at cinder blocks with rebar sticking out of them, and a boat in a harbor that's just on its side.
That boat's been there for weeks.
It's too expensive to upright or tow away, so they just let it sit there.
Rotting.
Just a boat.
When was the last time you go by a port and you just see a boat on its side?
I love Jamaica, and I go there every year, but... Anyway, it's frustrating that locals can't make more money off of something as simple as tourism.
But...
Um, yeah, so sorry to get back to Kansas City.
So, they had a brain drain, they had a talent drain, and all the good black players started going into the MLB.
And, uh, the game started falling apart, and they got less and less good.
And there's more and more resentment, too, because they'd come to see their stars.
And their stars are all gone.
Imagine you're watching the Mets without Cindergarten DeGrom or Squirrel.
Or, you know, it already hurt me when Big Sexy left.
That was a major blow to me.
He was my favorite.
And so that stadium started not selling enough tickets to subsist.
And the next thing you know, the games end.
Now there's garbage on the field and kids shooting up drugs in there, drinking.
And the whole era of that culture is over.
And because that was such a big part of the community, because that was the meeting hall, that was the glue, the whole community fell apart.
It was devastating.
You know, they talk about how crack was injected by the CIA into all the black communities to destroy them.
This is way more damaging than that.
And by the way, crack was not brought into the hood by the CIA.
Here's what happened.
During the Nicaraguan crisis, when the freedom fighters were at war with the communists, Ronald Reagan wanted to send them money, but for some reason he wasn't allowed.
We had written some pact that we wouldn't interfere.
Now there was a Nicaraguan politician who was here, Who said, I have a way to get money to the Nicaraguan Freedom Fighters, but it's not the most ethical or even legal.
What is it, Bob?
I want to start selling cocaine.
So I know a guy in LA, he's called Highway Rick Ross.
You know the rapper Rick Ross?
Well, he stole his name from this guy Highway Rick Ross.
I'm pretty sure that's his name.
And this guy's a really good cocaine salesman, so I'll ship it in from Nicaragua, he'll sell it for millions, I'll get a cut, and then we'll sell those millions back to the Nicaraguan freedom fighters.
And they can buy guns and shit.
And Reagan said, okay, let's do it.
I'll tell the CIA not to bust coke dealers, this particular coke dealer, in LA.
So, is that flooding the hood with crack?
Well, no, it's allowing cocaine to flourish in South Central Los Angeles.
That doesn't explain Harlem and Baltimore and the South Side of Chicago and Detroit.
You don't get to wipe away the whole country's sins with that one cheat.
And it wasn't premeditated, it was just stupid, shitty government tactics.
It's ironic that Reagan talks about how incompetent the government is and then he goes and allows drug dealers to run foreign policy.
But anyway, that was more devastating than crack and that was the end of the black community in Kansas City.
So, I want Jackie Roberts in the MLB.
But when someone argues for segregation, that's what they're saying.
Or you look at the traditional Garveyist.
Remember Marcus Garvey?
When was he?
Around the 50s?
60s?
He wanted to blacks to go back to Africa.
So in a sense, when you get to that level, the KKK and these black separatists are on the same page.
They want the same thing.
They want segregation.
Let me just look up when I still don't have an engineer.
Ryan is still not.
Not here.
So I have to do this all by my lonesome.
Also, I'm incredibly cheap.
I mean, I could have a whole staff like Crowder has.
So he died in 1940.
So I guess he was active in the 20s.
Yeah, 1923.
So he wanted blacks to go back to Africa and repatriate Africa.
And they eventually did with a place called Liberia.
Liberia was essentially what South Africa is accused of.
It was a country built by freed slaves, built by black activists.
When did they start?
I think they started in the 1800s, building that, but I thought it was 1960s activists.
In 1980, political tensions resulted in a military coup.
No, I guess it was much earlier than that.
Anyway.
Liberia was a place where blacks said, we don't like white people, we don't want to be around them anymore, let's start our own blacks-only country and go back to Africa where we belong.
I mean, it sounds like something a racist would say.
And they did.
They went back to Africa where they, well, I don't think they belong, but of course they belong in Africa.
You gotta watch it.
You gotta be careful.
A lot of racial shit this year.
A lot of racial shit.
Anyway, that was of course a total failure.
Although, It's interesting to note that the Liberian upper class are the descendants of these radical activists who started it in the first place.
So the ones who have some sort of American history in their DNA tend to be doing better than the native Africans.
Not sure why that is.
That's how great America is.
You just get a little bit on you and your kids are successful.
Um, So white segregation is obviously the most sinful one.
Like you could have, blacks can have their own prom, but if you had a whites only prom, it would be terrible.
I've actually heard that at these black proms, they will allow whites if that white student identifies with the culture.
Now, I don't know how it works.
Is there a quiz?
Do you have to know that they take salt and pepper and ketchup on their wings?
I've also noticed with black people they seem to always know exactly where they were when Tupac was shot and when Biggie was shot.
I bet Kamala Harris has no idea.
She remembers when Jacques Brel died.
Or, uh, or, uh, what's his name?
Bobby Pin.
Plume La Traverse.
Or Les Cowboys Flangeants, wonderful Montreal band.
Or maybe even Arcade Fire, that's a great one.
She probably remembers where she was when Arcade Fire started doing well in Montreal.
I wonder if she remembers when the Expos left Montreal.
That's the kind of quizzing she should get.
But yeah, so white nationalism is someone who wants a whites-only thing the same way Professor Griff or Nas or, you know, Chinatown.
Or Hasidic Jews?
You can't just like, actually, I remember there was Hasidic Jews.
I've never not lived with Hasidic Jews, by the way.
I moved out of the house when I was 18, moved to Montreal.
The three places they are the most is Montreal, upstate New York, like Curious Joel, and Williamsburg.
And those are the three places I've lived since I moved out of the house.
So I'm very familiar with the Hasidim and hung out with them.
I even got wasted with them before.
But that's against the religion.
Actually, this guy gave me a big argument about how in the Torah there's a thing where God says you should try all of his creations and that should include wine and pot.
I mean, they do get shit-faced during Purim.
Anyway.
But Hasidic Jews... I remember this was about 2010.
And they were renting to hipsters in Williamsburg because the Hasidic Jewish landlords claimed that they'd get more money and the hipsters would pay on time.
The Hasidic Jewish landlords in Williamsburg were claiming that Hasidic Jews don't pay their bills.
And so they weren't renting to them.
So there was a big movement among the Hasidim in Williamsburg to say, stop renting to these hipsters.
We have to support our people.
And we built this neighborhood with this strange culture that's, I don't know, 150 years old, where we dress like a, a different time.
I mean, it's weirder than the Amish.
But it's very similar.
And the Amish is another example.
That's voluntary segregation.
But it's also forced segregation in the sense that you can't just go live there.
I'm sure you could convert and they would take you in.
And I'm sure it's the same with the Hasidim.
But you can't just as me just start hanging out and going to things and going to synagogue if you're not a Hasidim.
And try marrying one as a Catholic.
So, is that not segregation?
Is that not forced segregation?
I mean, I guess the police don't arrest you, whereas in apartheid it was illegal for blacks and whites to marry, and you would be arrested by the police if you violated that.
So, is the beef with segregation that we don't mind it when it's voluntary, but we do mind it if the police enforce it?
Okay, that sounds reasonable to me.
But what about a whites-only restaurant that has a sign that says, no blacks allowed?
No blacks, no Irish, no dogs.
That's another thing that I was yelling with Dyson about where he said, tell me an example of any kind of prejudice towards whites in history.
And I said, dude, the sign said, no blacks, no Irish, no dogs.
That was in the window of inns all over England.
Not long ago, in the 60s.
Another place you see white segregation is in the suburbs.
So, areas become black, schools become black, and for whatever reason, upper middle class white people don't want their kids going to schools with black people in them.
They say we want them going to good schools, but you'll notice that the good schools they're talking about seem to be predominantly white.
It's rare they go, we want our kids going to good black schools in the Bronx.
There's Bronx science, I believe, but it's disproportionately white.
So you get white flight.
Where white people get some money and they move away from the city.
They're moving away from black people, ultimately.
And they move to areas like Chipp... What's it called?
Uh... Chippaqua?
Chippawack?
Where Hillary Clinton lives?
What the hell is that place called?
Chipp... Chappiqua?
God, why did we take all these Indian names for everything?
You know, when the Scots settled upstate New York, they named things like Shit Creek and Cunt Mountain, because they wanted things to be easy to pronounce, and they were funny.
I'm not lying, by the way.
This is just a small footnote in the book, How the Scots Invented the Modern World.
By... what's his name?
He's got a really weird name that starts with an H. Um, yeah.
So, Chapequa, whatever it's called.
That's all white.
And you'll notice, by the way, in these areas, they're very pro-diversity.
The whiter the area, the more they cherish blacks because they see them as like a shiny little gold piece.
Cute little treasure.
It's almost like the French, you know the French in the 70s where they would glorify like Eartha Kitt and stuff and they'd have them perform, these black, sexy, what was her name?
She was some black performer, Coco or whatever, performing in Paris.
Oh my God, she's so beautiful.
I love the Africans.
Or even King Tut.
You know, they say Egyptians were black.
I got in an argument with Ari the Rugged Man about this.
Rap battle.
Uh, and he was like, dude, of course Egyptians are black.
I go, no, I'm sorry.
They look like Anthony Cumia.
They look like Sicilians.
They've done, they look like Egyptians do now, which is Arab.
You know, Northern Africa was not black.
Hannibal, who rode his elephants over to Italy via, I guess, a bunch of big ferries, was an African-looking guy.
The Moors, who went and conquered Spain for 700 years.
Black guys always talk about, I'm a Moor.
The Moors were Arab, they looked like Kumia.
All these Northern Africans were not black.
And then Ari the Rugged Man goes, why are there black people on his crypt, on his tomb?
And it's because they would paint their slaves on their tomb as an homage because it made your tomb look cool to have your servants painted all over it.
Sorry.
But anyway, these white people in the suburbs actively practice segregation.
And if you don't believe me, here's a little experiment that is impossible for you to do, but it has happened many times.
Talk about rezoning their schools.
As soon as the perimeter for who's allowed to go to this school dips into the nearby black neighborhood, they start shitting their pants and having huge protests and screaming and yelling.
And that's because they don't want black kids at the school.
Now that could be because they think it lowers the grades.
It could also be they don't want their daughters marrying a black guy or having a black boyfriend.
I don't know what it is.
All I know is their whole talk of diversity gets flushed down the toilet when someone actually tries to enforce it.
It's actually a great...
Peter Bagg cartoon that he did I think it was for a reason it's called diversity is our strength and it has all of these liberals talking about diversity and how important it is and then the protagonist in the cartoon goes well why don't you why are the schools so white if you're so about multiculturalism he goes oh those other schools are terrible I'd never send my kids there I'm not exactly nailing the punchline of the comic but he's saying exactly what I'm saying And again, mix it up with the schools.
Go bananas.
I mean, I live in a white suburb now.
It's the whitest place I've ever lived in my life, and I've never heard more people talk about diversity, and I've never seen more coexist bumper stickers in my life.
More hate is no home here signs.
It's just a bizarre trait, and it's unique to white people.
The whiter they are, the more white the neighborhood, the more they preach diversity.
Like, you don't see that in black neighborhoods.
You don't see a coexist bumper sticker in Bushwick.
You don't see a hate has no home here sign in any other culture's neighborhoods.
You don't see it in Chinatown.
You don't see it in Harlem.
Can you imagine?
Hate has no home here in the window in Harlem.
What?
And here's another place you see it.
In college.
Why the fuck are parents paying 80 grand for their kids to go to a retard convention called NYU?
You don't get smarter at university anymore.
That hasn't happened since 1992.
When I, I remember I was in college at the time.
No, it's not a coincidence.
Oh, sorry.
Yes, it is a coincidence.
I started college when I moved out in 1988.
I did this thing.
I took summer classes so I could get out of high school early because I hated high school.
And I was in college at 18.
I didn't graduate though till I was 22 because I would have a job.
Canadian college is super cheap, by the way.
It'd be the equivalent today of like five grand a year.
So you can pay off your debt as you work part-time, but you can't go full-time to school.
Anyway!
CKCU was the radio station at my college at Carleton University.
It was started by a guy named Dan Aykroyd, if you can believe that.
Um, and it was a normal college radio station.
There was the punk night on Monday nights.
There was the 60s rock.
There would be jazz, classical, and the different shows were broken up by the different types of music.
Reggae was Saturday night.
Gotcha.
Today, if you look up CKCU schedule, it's all like Samoan voices.
And it's not about music anymore.
It's the schedule.
The grid is broken up into different cultures.
Papua New Guinean discussions on Aboriginal Awareness Week.
Music's gone!
I wonder if I could look it up, actually.
No, I won't bore you with that.
You can do that.
And yeah, I could see this whole, like, PC shit.
It was always around, especially in punk rock.
We would go to these anarchist gatherings and we'd see trannies and lesbian separatists and all these nuts.
But they were esoteric back then.
They were radicals.
In the early 90s, you started noticing, wait a minute, this is becoming mainstream.
And it got worse and worse throughout the 90s.
2000s, school's just shit now.
You're a fucking idiot if you send your kid to college.
There's a class called How to Be Gay.
People get PhDs in Beyoncé.
Remember that dude Toure?
T-O-U-R-E, accent aigu?
Uh, he, he was a CNN commentator.
I haven't seen much of him recently, but he was a popular figurehead.
You know what, and he was a doctor.
You know what his master's thesis was in?
Oh, Prince.
No, not the monarchy, the dead singer.
That's what he wrote his dissertation on.
I think Dr. Michael Eric Dyson wrote an entire book on Nas.
So, education is worthless.
So why did these yuppies who are well-educated themselves, and I assume intelligent to some degree, why did they send their daughters to these places where they make, where they spend 60 to 80 grand a year?
And it's because they want them to be with a certain stock.
gentlemen a certain spouse it's it's essentially eugenics they are sending them to NYU so they'll have someone of similar caliber similar quality because City College which is just down the street in New York is three grand a year and a lot of the time it's the same professor same classes just with a different name so why spend 60 when you could spend three well it's City College there's Polacks and Asians and
Indians with accents and all these immigrants who can't afford MIU.
So now your daughter is amongst the filth.
She's with the multiculturalism.
See, this is true multiculturalism gets tested and all of a sudden these people with the coexist bumper sticker go, yeah, no, I don't actually literally want them around me.
I just like the notion.
You know that old saying?
In the South, they hate blacks in the idea, but they love them in practice.
And in the North, they love them at the idea of blacks, but they hate them in practice.
And I think that's true of rich white people in the Northeast.
They like the notion, but they don't actually want to be around them.
And I know this because I see them.
You know, I see them talk to black people and they're so fucking awkward.
Especially the ones who love the most, these sort of comedian, liberal, Trump haters.
And when they finally find one, they can talk to like Questlove or that dude who was on Daily Show Forever.
What's his name again?
Um, he had a really cool show where he investigated this group that believed in aliens.
Um, and it turns out in the show they were right.
Black guy alien show?
That would be, oh my god, it came up.
People of Earth.
Really good show.
And I liked that this dude didn't talk about race all the time.
Wyatt Senec.
Wyatt Senec.
C-E-N-A-C.
He's a black guy that white people feel comfortable around because he wears a blazer.
See, when they say we like black people, they mean I like black people who wear a tweed blazer with leather elbows and listen to NPR.
and love jazz and name their kid like Coltrane.
Not actual black people who put salt and pepper and ketchup on their wings.
They don't like those guys.
They think they're gauche.
They don't like their views on gay marriage either.
They talk about Jesus too much.
Blegh.
And they're pro-life.
Blegh.
So, segregation is practiced on a daily basis.
You know, ask a Korean dad how he feels when his daughter brings home a white husband.
Or even a Chinese husband.
Korean dads want their daughters to marry a Korean.
So we are steeped in segregation, and here's another doozy for you.
I would argue that white Americans are the least pro-segregation group there is.
Now, they do practice it just as much, if not... No, I'm not going to say if not more.
They do practice it, not as much as other groups.
So yes, there is white flight.
Yes, they send them to white schools.
They choose white neighborhoods, but I would say blacks in black neighborhoods and Asians in Chinatown are more segregated voluntarily than white people are.
But for some reason, white people are the only ones that aren't allowed to basically even think that.
I mean, white nationalist is an insult.
Black nationalist is a compliment.
That's weird.
Again, I'm not a white nationalist.
I don't support that.
It just seems strange that something that is so mainstream is simultaneously so totally esoteric.
You know what I mean?
It's the weirdest thing.
It's like, it's almost like everyone else is having sex, but when this one group has sex, they call it pedophilia.
And I'm not, I'm not into that, that subject.
No, let me think of a better analogy.
It's like a bunch of gay people are having sex.
But when this one type of gay has sex, they call it pedophilia.
Now, I'm not gay, so I don't want any of that stuff.
But I do, when I look over at those gays, I go, why do you call it pedophilia when it's that one type of gay and all the other gays are doing the same thing?
And it's not pedophilia, that girl's 18.
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What if Eva Mendes breaks up with her boyfriend, and she sees you at a party, and you remind her of her first boyfriend, and she's like, I can't believe I'm doing this, I'm fucking a loser like you, but come up to my hotel, I'm in room 13B, and you go, this is it, my man, this is it.
And even if you never see her again, imagine the story, I fucked Eva Mendes.
Now what if you get up there, you wash your penis in some other sink, just to make sure everything's fine, you smell your armpits, take a breath mint, and you get up there and she can't wait to see you and she's just super funny and cool and music's playing and you're like, this is not just gonna be sex, this is going to be a party.
We're having a physical nude body party.
Sex is just a tiny part of how awesome this is going to be.
And if I never see you again, that's horrible because I want to marry her.
But still, this is going to be a hell of a night.
A night to remember.
A night I'll be thinking of in my rocking chair when I'm 75.
And by the way, my wife lost it on me once because she found these pictures of ex-girlfriends, nude ex-girlfriends I'd collected over the years.
These are wrapped up in an envelope, duct-taped, right?
They're not easy to get to.
And it's a thick stack.
I used to be big on taking pictures.
I don't show them to anyone, no revenge porn here.
And she says, throw those out.
I demand it.
And I go, no.
And she goes, oh, why, you want to beat off them?
I go, no, I won't look at them for decades.
Decades they will sit there gathering dust.
But when I'm 75, I want to be able to sit on my rocking chair and sort of leaf through those and go, oh yeah, those were some crazy times.
So that's none of your business.
Lock them up.
You can put them in a time capsule for all I care.
But I'm not throwing them out.
That was a big fight we had.
Um, but this is similar.
You're gonna have your big night with Eva, and then you pull out your dink, and it's just a thread.
It's a dead skin thread.
A piece of spaghetti.
You know, in Glasgow, when they cut your face, they like to put a match in between two, uh, carpet cutter blades.
So you take a carpet cutter, with the blade in it, you open it up, you put another blade in the carpet cutter.
Now there's two blades.
Then you pry them open and you stick a match, a wood match, in between the two blades.
You know why you do that?
This is how sadistic they are.
When you slash someone's face, and this might be why I'm able to talk about race so easily, my stock is way more violent and dangerous than anything you've heard about any other race.
In fact, My dad had a bumper sticker that had this Scotsman with huge hulking muscles and he looked deranged and he was missing teeth and he had, you know, scars all over him and a kilt and it said, Scots, the friendly race.
I guess Scots are a race now.
And yeah, so when people say, ooh, Mr. White hoity-toity, like I don't think of a guy at the golf course wearing a tuxedo and a top hat with a monocle.
I think of my relatives, my dead relatives who died of alcoholism.
I don't come from this notion of white superiority.
And by the way, little side note, folks, and I mentioned this with the Dyson discussion, whites are the seventh most successful ethnic group in America.
Below Lebanese, below Japanese, below Israeli, even below other white, like American whites are below Australian whites.
It could be because immigrants do better, I don't know.
Whites as an ethnic group are less successful than African immigrants who came here from Africa and said, why are you gay?
They eat the poo-poo.
Those guys are more successful.
So I don't know why we're always talking about these like everyone's Warren Buffett and Bill Gates.
Any his.
So you cut the face with the two blades separate like that and it prevents the doctors from being able to stitch your face up neatly because this middle strip falls down and is hanging there like a piece of spaghetti.
You get me?
So you cut into the face with two lines.
That leaves a hole in the middle, a strip in the middle, that doesn't have anything to hold on to.
It falls.
And now when you stitch it up, it's a massive cesarean scar on your face.
By the way, the strangest part of all that is when women see you with a cesarean scar on your face in Glasgow, you're basically in The Beatles.
Like, you have to fight them to get them away from you because you're so unbelievably gorgeous to them.
It's like, it's like being, I don't know, in a boy band.
Like, women cannot get enough of men with facial scars in Glasgow.
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All right, that's enough for this podcast.
We're not doing Milo this Friday.
We've got this free speech rally in D.C.
where they've threatened to kill me.
They're gonna throw cement.
They say milkshakes, but the milkshakes have quick-drying cement in them, so that'll be a concussion.
They're also throwing acid, face-melting acid, with wax.
In the acid, so it sticks to your face and you become disfigured.
I'll be popular in Glasgow with the ladies after my acid attack.
And then, of course, the usual mace, crowbars.
They've been separate in Portland after they beat up Andy Ngo and gave him a brain bleed with their cement milkshakes and punching his face and collapsing his eye socket and the like.
They're also beating up old men with crowbars.
I would consider myself an old man, so I'll be getting a crowbar to the head.
So I'm gonna come back looking like Chucky at the end of a Chucky movie.
The end of Chucky 6, I'm gonna look like when I come back on Monday.
But we'll be live-streaming that on FreeSpeech.TV.
So on this Saturday, we'll be live-streaming the Free Speech event on the live-stream section of FreeSpeech.TV.
We'll also record it and have it up on the site later, edited down obviously.
And no Milo this Friday, no live podcast this Thursday.
I'm taking the week off.
Guess I gotta find a new engineer.
And... We'll still have episodes, though, on freespeech.tv, Monday to Thursday.
I'm breaking down my favorite movies.
So, Monday is Withnail and I, Tuesday is Animal House, Thursday is Husbands and Wives, and... Wait, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and then Thursday is...
Windy City Heat.
Sorry, Gran Torino.
You didn't make the top four.
You're number five.
I like you more than a friend.
And when I say get fired, I'm talking about these people who go, hey, man, love what you do.
I'd have your back.
But, you know, I got a wife and kids to support.
I can't say that I like Trump or I can't do this or I can't do that or I'll be in trouble.
Get in trouble.
Don't get arrested for some stupid reason involving a bunch of lunacy that I warned you about 50 times and even helped you with several times and you kept walking back into the fire.
Not that kind of fired.
Get fired for being you.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
And never stop fighting.
I'll see you, sorry to be so anticlimactic, I guess I'll see you Saturday on freespeech.tv and then we're back to normal shows, new engineer, everything will be normal on Monday.
