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June 3, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S02E17 - THIS BUD'S FOR HE-HER
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Oh, that's a heavy ghetto blaster.
I ain't no radio raheem carrying that thing ain't easy.
That was Public Enemy Fight the Power.
What album was that on?
Maybe Fear of a Black Planet.
The year was 1989.
That was in the summer.
I was noticing there in the video, they've all got those Brooklyn signs.
That's Spikely co-opting Public Enemy.
They're from Long Island, I believe.
It is Fear of a Black Planet.
Yeah.
So the reason I played that song was because that was the summer of 89.
I remember it well.
And that was when the Central Park 5 gang raped a woman and went to jail for it.
Now, there's a new movie out on Netflix this week wherein that didn't happen.
I've already talked about it, but I'm sorry.
I just have to come back because it's in the news.
But that's heavy.
Let's have a little bit of fun first.
We've got a great show for you tonight.
Jacob Engels was just harassing, God damn, why can't I remember her name?
Rashaya.
Rashida.
Rashida Talib.
Talib.
Rashida Talib.
Palestinian Muslim.
She's the one who said, impeach them.
I'm going to impeach that motherfucker.
And so he went and called her a motherfucker.
And we're going to talk briefly about that kind of activism and does it work?
Because I used to be against it, but I don't think I am anymore.
I think I'm seeing the light.
But speaking of activism, my child, my baby, something that is with me every day that I cherish, I look forward to.
I know one of the best parts of my day is knowing that the workday is over and I get to go to the bar and be with my sweet angel, Budweiser, the king of beers, has stabbed me in the back.
It's let everyone down.
And Budweiser is going on a huge gay campaign.
Not just gay, though.
I'm sure plenty of gays are annoyed by this.
They're going on this radical, radical campaign.
And this is Bud UK.
I think they're doing it in the States, too, because it's gay month, right?
June is gay month.
Oh, yes.
You know what we should do for gay month, you and I?
What?
Make love to each other.
But what would separate that from any other old day?
Record it.
Oh, okay, yes.
Record it this time.
Let the world in.
Bud in the UK, I should say, is considered kind of a classy beer, the same way Stella is considered classy here because it's more expensive.
Stella is, it's called the wife beater, I think, in the Netherlands.
But that doesn't explain this.
Fly the flag for gender fluid pride.
This is one of the more conservative ones, by the way.
Pink is for femininity, blue is for masculinity, while purple represents a mix of the two.
Pink and blue.
Is that what pink and blue make?
I don't know.
Maybe.
Black represents lack of gender, and white stands for all genders.
They're really, I think they're using up every color there is.
Like, I thought blue was cops.
Yellow.
And isn't pink gay?
Non-binary pride.
Wait a minute.
Go back.
This is so, I don't, I don't understand.
Gender fluid, what's the difference between gender fluid and non-binary?
When is what?
Oh, I think I know.
Gender fluid changes all the time.
Non-binary, you're like, I'm a two-spirit, and that never changes.
You're always two-spirit.
But gender fluid, you could be two-spirit one day, a man one day, a woman the other day.
That still sounds kind of non-binary to me.
We're getting a lot of synonyms, a lot of overlap.
The Venn diagram of all this lunacy is bigger than the circles that they unite.
All right, what's the next one?
Yellow is for those whose gender exists outside the gender binary.
You already said that.
White is for people with many genders.
You already said that.
Purple, I gotcha.
Black.
Wait a minute.
What the hell is going on here?
So they got white, purple, and black are the same in both.
So the only difference between these two is the yellow and the pink, right?
So go back.
Oh, no, and the blue.
Pink is for femininity.
Blue is for masculinity.
Yellow is for those whose gender.
Okay, so in the top one, this is bizarre.
This is totally redundant.
What are they doing here?
Doesn't yellow, doesn't having yellow right there include the blue and the pink of the previous one?
I don't know.
Like, go back up.
Wait a minute.
Blue is for masculinity, right?
Am I part of this?
I'm male.
I'm masculine.
What's all the way on the bottom?
Okay, at least I'm on their cup.
You're the last sip.
That warm.
I'm the worst sip.
I'm the P sip of the bud wash.
The backwash, warm.
I'm the backwash.
Fine.
I just want to be on your cup.
Okay, so those two, to quote the film Mediocracy, talk like a fag and their shit's all retarded.
Let's see number three.
This is the weirdest one.
First of all, doesn't the left always call anyone conservative an incel?
You know what an incel is, right?
Yeah.
Involuntarily celibate.
There's no evidence that those gentlemen who end up killing people because they go crazy without getting laid, there's no evidence that they are more right-wing or left-wing.
So I don't know why you're pinning that on us, but asexual is something to be proud of.
Black is for asexuals who don't feel sexual attraction to anyone.
You mean like an 89-year-old lady?
So they wouldn't even care about this.
Yeah.
I wouldn't even have pride over something.
I proudly don't want to fuck you.
Yeah, I'm a proud non-golfer.
Actually, I will admit, this might be my cup because sometimes I'll see a blonde with big tits that everyone's fawning over, and I'm just like, not my cup of tea.
And then there's part of you feels kind of smug about that.
Like, I'm not attracted to that girl that everyone else wants.
Like, Katy Perry.
I feel nothing.
I'm asexual for Katy Perry and Lady Gaga.
Yeah, you're rejecting them in your head.
I feel, not even gay.
I feel Asexual towards them.
You know, another thing that I do sometimes, if you see like a burn victim and they're walking in the street or any kind of freak, like someone with a huge tumor on their face, I purposely don't look at them.
Yeah, me too.
And I walk by, not in a way, but I'm like, I'm above gawking at you.
And part of me thinks that they go, holy shit, that guy didn't even stare at me.
Yeah.
He must be a very deep dude.
I do that too.
So then I'm making it all about me.
This guy has a tumor that's killing him, and I'm like, classic Gav.
Selfishness goes a long way for other people.
Louis C.K. has a similar bit where he says that a Marine got on the plane.
Yeah, yeah.
Remember that one?
And he was going to give him his first-class seat, but he didn't.
But he just sort of felt good about himself because he almost did.
Yeah.
Because he thought about it.
Do you want to tell that story as Louis C.K.?
There was a soldier and he got on and I said, thanks a lot, son.
Why are you showing me while you do this?
Because I look less like Louis C.K. when you see me.
Okay.
But do your Louis C.K. And I said, hey, in my head.
I said, hey, hey, son, why don't you take my seat?
And for some reason, you could just call a soldier's son.
They're just your son all of a sudden.
I can't rant as Louis, but that's pretty much the bit.
Yeah, that was good.
Thanks.
All right.
This goes on and on and on, by the way.
This might be the whole show looking at these various insane cans.
And who is telling them this?
Like, I know homos.
If I told them black is for asexual, they'd have no idea.
Most normal homosexuals have no idea what anything is outside of LGBT.
And even then, the gays I know, they go, tranny, what are that?
Like, I got in a lot of trouble when I said trannies are just mentally ill gays.
And my wife, who's a fag hag, said to all our gay friends, look, he's sorry.
We don't mean it.
Are you mad?
And they go, we're not trannies.
I don't care.
That's got nothing to do with me.
Yeah.
Like, they don't feel an allegiance to trannies.
They feel an allegiance, I think, to drag queens, but that's just a Halloween costume.
Aren't asexuals just as much of an opponent as straight people to anybody who's gay and buying it?
Because it's like you don't like sex at all.
Well, I'm super sexual.
There's no such thing as an asexual person.
That's the funny part here.
Let me tell you what asexual is.
It's when you're in high school and you want to be interesting and you have no game.
So you go, I'm actually asexual.
A valsal.
And then you, a what?
A voluntary celibate.
A val cell.
And then what you're doing, I remember these guys, they'd also say they're Satanists or something weird.
I'm actually pagan.
They'd have some weird tattoo of like numbers with a bunch of grass and like an X with a thing.
Like sticks and hammer.
I like that guy, but they would sort of be doing that kind of stuff.
And what you're doing when you say that is you're hoping some girl will be like, oh, I'm going to break through that facade.
Right.
And sometimes it works because everyone's dumb in high school.
Go back to that asexual thing that doesn't exist.
Demisexuals.
Gray is for gray asexuals who sometimes feel sexual attraction.
What?
The F. Gray is for gray asexuals.
So you're not a particularly horny person.
So you're about a 48-year-old woman.
What?
You're proud of that?
I proudly want to fuck sometimes.
Congratulations.
Proudly want to fuck sometimes.
Power.
Yeah.
We should have a parade where you're sort of like, meh, not so much.
Meh.
It's the meh parade.
I'm kind of meh about sex.
That is, that's like, what about gray vegetarians who sometimes eat meat?
Right.
Or demi-vegetarians who only eat meat if they know the meat well.
White nods to non-sexual allies.
Wait, you're changing white?
White meant go up.
White stands for all genders.
White was all genders there and go down.
And then white, what does white mean here?
Many genders.
Wait, they changed it every one.
White was all genders at the top.
Then it just meant many genders.
That could be three.
Right.
Now it's allies.
Non-asexual allies.
So now you can be proud.
Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
So the gray means you want to have sex sometimes, and I was just mocking the idea of a parade of that.
Now you can be proud if you're friends with someone who likes to fuck sometimes.
Well, guess what?
I'm one of those people.
Non-asexual allies?
I'm a non-asexual ally.
Same.
No, sorry.
I'm a gray asexual ally.
Oh, I see.
So I am friends with many people that like to have sex sometimes.
No?
You're learning so much, folks at home.
That is fun.
See, these are good.
These are good.
I feel proud.
Purple is for those who feel a mix of male and female.
And then in this one, purple represents the whole community.
Everyone.
Yeah.
Everyone but straights.
Oh, yeah.
Fuck them.
Wait a minute.
No, no.
You could be LA straight.
A gray asexual could be like a guy that likes to have sex with a woman.
Yeah.
And in the top one, blue is masculinity.
So we're in this.
We're invited.
Okay, cool.
In fact, we're all over this.
Especially now that we're throwing in allies.
Yeah.
I know tons of people that like sex.
What's this little cute one?
Little tiny guy?
This one's shy.
Designed by Monica Helms, whoever the hell that is.
Noteworthy.
Blue.
Look up Monica Helms later.
Blue represents male, pink female.
Wait, is that a typo or is pink female a thing?
Pink female.
Wait, what the?
This is so complicated.
Blue represents male, pink, female, and white is for those transitioning.
Why do you get to change the color on every cup?
Like the meaning of the color on every cup?
This is not very easy.
Here's a question, and I'm not joking here.
It's a literal question.
I mean this totally seriously.
Is there a single human being on the planet Earth, including people who worked on this campaign, designed the cups, were there all day, wrote out those tweets?
Is there a single person on earth who could be put in this studio right now, sit down in a chair, and say, Okay, and we have flashcards.
All right, what does white mean in this particular instance?
I would wager 500 bucks that not one person on the planet earth could answer these flashcards for all these correctly.
You're right, we're doing it live, and I'm lost.
You're right.
If you asked me to go through the first one, the first one I'd say, blue is for masculinity, pink is for femininity, white is all genders, black is no genders, and I think that's the only color.
Purple is a combination of male masculinity, which is blue, and female femininity, which is pink.
Okay, well, you're wrong.
Go to the very first one.
Go to the very first one.
Black.
You're wrong.
No, no, no.
The first one.
Oh, I forgot black.
No, you said black, but you're wrong.
What is black?
Whatever it was.
I said no genders.
That's right.
Lack of gender.
But not for this one.
So you're right for that one?
No, no, I was talking about the first one.
They change in every one.
Go back to the first one.
Blue.
I got blue right.
I got pink right.
I got purple right.
Oh, I forgot blue.
No, I got blue.
I got that.
I got it.
I got that.
You nailed it.
That's one of them.
And I only got it because I just did it five seconds ago.
Natural.
Okay.
Sorry, folks, we're still not done.
You may want to fast forward because I'm not.
Oh, by the way, this is Monica Helms.
Oh, my God.
My fantasies have come to life.
Someone has been in my wank bank.
And it's like weird science.
They've created the perfect woman just from solely scoping out my desires.
Well, you know what this is?
This is an asexual's spank bank.
It's a no-spank bank.
I'm asexual now.
This confirms it.
I guess she helps promote homosexuality by making straight men feel gay.
Oh, wait, I think that's a dude.
Yeah, if she designed the trans flag, she's got to be trans.
Oh, my God.
That's the dude who fucking yelled at the trumpet player in New York City.
You're flat.
You're a hack.
You're a dope talent.
Remember that?
Now you have to find that.
I do.
And you're right.
So I'm wrong.
They're both old Jewish men.
No, but you can find that on your own time.
I'll write that down.
Violin dude.
It's trumpet.
I got it.
Oh, you already got it.
You want to see it?
Yeah, I want to see it.
Monica Helms here hates people who are not good at trumpet playing.
she's very sensitive about it yeah Where are you from?
Boy, he really cares about the trumpet, doesn't he?
Yeah.
Who the hell do you think you are?
You any kind of artist?
Just pause.
Anybody know who you are?
What is that guy at a 10, would you say?
Uh, what guy?
That guy?
His spine has been crushed.
Yes.
Like, his body is deformed.
He's got DeVito disease.
I'd say he's a 1.5.
Anyway, let's see his next one.
He's a doppelganger.
They are.
Maybe everybody else wants to enjoy the peace and quiet.
The peace and quiet.
It's one of the most important form of North America.
Who are you?
Who are you?
You flat.
Presumptuous.
No talent.
Presumptuous, no talent.
You're no artist.
Presumptuous.
An artist respects the silence.
It serves as the foundation of creativity.
You obviously don't have the talent.
You know what I'm saying?
Sometimes I notice, by the way, I'll be looking at a video and laughing, and I'll realize I'm looking at someone with mental problems.
Like, do we want to go to the Special Olympics and say, you're not the first?
You're weird.
You've got to watch your, choose your targets sometimes.
Half the shit you're laughing at, it's someone who's slow.
Yeah, I think you're right.
Because this bag is like, why would you hold that kind of bag?
What is that?
Is it like a plastic briefcase bag?
Anyway, let's leave the poor bastard alone.
He's not going to live long.
He's got spina bifida or cranial dysphlesia, maybe.
Are we done with the cans?
Because I'm kind of weirdly enjoying this.
Sames.
Asexuals, we got you.
Whoa, that's a cool effect.
Yeah.
in the beginning.
Black was for asexuals in a galaxy far, far away.
Wait, this is...
We've done that one.
This is Monica Helms, who's a dude.
Yes.
No, go up, go up.
No, she literally is a dude.
Oh.
I'm saying, you're not going to have a normal woman design the trans flag.
There'd be riots in the streets.
Blue represents male.
Gotcha.
Pink, female.
Gotcha.
Oh, I see what they're saying.
And white is for those transitioning or who consider themselves to have a neutral or undefined...
Yeah, Moni.
You've already covered that color, Monty.
Wow, she is uglier than the trumpet guy.
Well, it's just an old dude with tits.
What are we talking about?
You know what a lot of some of these people probably are?
That guy obviously is not getting a lot of ladies, right?
Or attention.
And probably, you know, they talk about racism and I always trivialize it, but homophobia, all that stuff.
But ugly phobia is real.
Ugly people are less likely to get good jobs.
People don't like them around.
Even at a party, you're at a party and say it was 60% people that look like that, you go, I got to get my shit together.
I'm not really a good.
It could be the best party in the world, but your brain would say, yeah, you need to.
Even if you went into a restaurant and everyone was that ugly, you'd probably go, yeah, I don't want to eat here.
It makes people deformed.
So let me finish.
Fuckface.
Oh, sorry.
So what they do is they become an activist, a trans person.
All of a sudden, Budweiser is asking them to design a cup and they're being invited to parties.
Like the woman who did Me Too, Tarana Burks, Tiranasaurus Burks.
She clearly was not drowning in attention from men.
And so she starts this movement because when she was seven, someone ripped her shirt.
And now she's this paragon of feminist influence.
Well, she's actually got a...
Imagine his old war buddies.
Whatever happened to Eddie Helms?
that guy could drink.
I swear to God, I didn't like hanging out with him because he would always buy a new round and he drank so fast and so much, it would drain my bank account and I'd get wasted too fast.
And I'd fucking piss myself at the ball.
Yeah.
I wonder what's he doing these days?
He's designing ridiculous cups.
Wait, what the...
What color is that?
It's a lake.
Wow.
I think you could transition from a river to freak.
Yeah, I got to say something.
I've often trivialized this stuff and said, oh, you just buy a wig and you're a woman.
To go from a large body of water that is inanimate in the sense that it's not human, has a bit of plankton and maybe fish and some frogs in it, but definitely isn't close to being a human living thing, and then to all of a sudden, like Hydroman, get up, and then become a woman who walks and talks and is only 60% water.
Amazing.
Amazing.
To that, I say yacht.
Now that's a transition.
You got me.
Monica.
You got me, Monica.
I am thoroughly impressed.
Also, scared shitless now that lakes can start turning into people.
Not good looking.
I mean, but that's pretty good for a lake.
How much lake do you need to make a chick that ugly?
I don't know.
She's pretty hot for a lake.
She is hot for a lake.
Yeah.
I thought God was impressive.
In your face, God.
She's holding that picture of himself as if it's like a passed away husband, but it's just him.
It is a passed away husband.
Yeah, you're right.
She killed a guy.
God took 13 billion years to make this.
That's pathetic.
This guy was a lake in the 70s.
I was a baby in the 70s.
That's a way you, God's been outdone.
Download.
Officially downloaded.
Okay, let's see the next cup.
If you're not going to show us Toronto Burks.
All right.
Okay.
We got that one.
Thank you, Monica, for that very much.
And I hope you're not homesick for your froggy days.
Lake gender.
People were jumping in me in the summer, screaming, cowabunga.
They tied a tire above my loins.
And college kids would swing out and come thrashing down on my lake thighs.
I was like, why am I so wet?
I'm a woman.
Blue symbolizes male attraction.
Wait a minute.
I liked masculinity.
And now it symbolizes male.
Oh, wait a minute.
No, no.
A lesbian could have male attraction.
Should be attracted to men.
No, no, no.
It means like a male having attraction.
No, I might, but it probably also, and I'm sure they're open to any interpretation you'd like.
A lesbian has a male attraction in that she's attracted to hot sexy chicks.
So you're like, this is strange.
I'm a woman, but the attraction I'm feeling is male.
Oh, I see.
Pink, female attraction, and yellow, attraction to other genders.
I never thought of that before.
What about someone who thinks they're normal and it's just, they're just not attracted to men or women?
And it's not asexual.
I'm attracted to pan, two spirit, gray sexual, Tarana Burke.
I'm attracted to all the sort of outside the norm.
I'm just not attracted to normal genders.
I see.
I think.
You're like a trisexual.
I thought I got it and I don't think I do anymore.
Yeah, I think Tarana Burke and Monica Helms are just losers who weren't getting enough attention.
So they made up this crap and now they're invited to parties.
I honestly do.
And by the way, kudos.
It worked.
You went from your phone dead as a doornail with not one text to it's probably just blowing up.
Yeah.
As humans are tenacious, especially the ugly ones.
All right.
Resourceful.
Magenta.
Is this getting tedious yet?
No, this is fun.
Magenta is for same gender attraction, which now is like the weirdest thing you can be.
You're a lesbian?
Oh my God.
Squaresville.
We hate you guys.
We're homophobes.
All these like gray sexuals must look at lesbians as the square.
It's like country music and line dancing now.
Magenta is for same gender attraction.
Blue is for attraction to genders other than your own.
Wait.
Wait, I'm blue then.
No, because it could be a, you could like a pan-gender.
I understand.
I understand.
It includes a lot of other people too, but it also includes heterosexual males.
But we don't get our own thing.
So I'm blue.
I've been blue in a lot of these cups, actually.
Yeah, me too.
I'm blue.
Blue Lives Matter.
Blue is for attraction other than your own.
And lavender, a mix of the two, represents attraction to your own and other genders.
That's just bisexual, I thought.
Oh, other genders, plural.
This just is beginning to sound like a disgusting orgy with a bunch of fat, drunk men dressed up as women with tits and penises hanging off the same body in kind of a big, sweaty, hot mess.
This should be called the ugly orgy.
That's what this cup is.
And orange is for the ugly orgy that we're all thinking about when we hear these made-up rules.
All right, we still got more?
Yeah.
What does that last part mean, Gavin?
Though some interpret, like, lavender represents attraction to your own and other gender, so that's bisexual, though some interpret it differently.
That literally could not mean less.
It means less things than anything.
It's like saying it is what it is.
Right.
Yeah.
Everything is everything.
Everything is everything.
So it says, go back, though.
Go back.
So it says, you're attracted to your own.
I want to be with men.
Okay.
And other genders.
I want to be with women.
Whatever.
Two spirits, all these other things that are not women.
Lakes.
Gray sexual lakes.
And then they say, though some interpret it differently, well, I didn't leave anything out.
Are you saying like Oh, I see.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
They just made up this cup, and there's already people interpreting it differently.
You just created this cup, you made the rules, and now you're like, although some in the Lavender community have said that's not what it is, you're the guy making the cup.
Right.
It's your ball.
Take it home.
It's like lore.
You know, you're building this mystique.
I want to meet the art that is.
Mostly for what an amateur mess it is.
It is amateur hour at the Apollo.
I think this is actually a parody.
I think they're making fun of very deeply.
Did you see what the 4channers are doing?
It's become so easy to manipulate the left.
They made them think this is racist.
They made women bleed in their white jeans and called it free bleeding and told them it's empowering.
Now what they're trying to do is say that they support the rainbow flag and because it separates the races and race mixing is just brown.
So they go, we hate brown.
We like rainbow.
Every color to its own.
Oh my gosh.
And then they also, talking about clown world, I got to send you this.
You can put it up.
Milo sent me this.
Talking about clown world, right, and dressing up Pepe the Frog as a clown has pissed off people in the clown community.
So first we mess with their rainbow colors and then we start stealing their clowns and saying clowns are our thing.
And they are pissed because there's this weird, I don't know on what.
Clown gender?
There's a clown gender thing.
I got a clown shirt.
Where they show the folks at home.
Yeah, I'm true.
What if I just, no, I'll go.
I'll email it to you.
So people who are clowns, right, are mad.
And clowns aren't just clowns to them.
For this particular sexual proclivity, they have sex as clowns, but it's also like there's a lesbian, a gay, a clown person.
And she is part of clown culture.
And the fact that the right and the alt-right and the new right and 4chan is sort of picking up on clown stuff makes them furious.
So they are so mad.
Not only that, you know, when you pick up dog poo and you pick up some grass with it to go in the bag, you know, you overdo it.
They're now taking back the clown and the rainbow and they're stealing Pepe.
They want to take Pepe back.
I'm ready to go to war.
I'm ready to go to motherfucking clor.
Stop.
You're not.
Did you hear that?
That's.
Yeah, of course.
I'm ready to go to war.
I'm ready to go to motherfucking clor.
It's clown war.
Clown war.
Okay, go ahead.
Gonna take a symbol of happiness and acceptance and multiculturalism and turn it into something racist and anti-Semitic and homophobic and transphobic.
You're not gonna do that on my watch.
You're not.
So, Pepe, he belongs to me now.
Pepe, the frog.
Is that a crying?
With his curly ass Afro-clown wig.
Was that a burp or a cry?
I don't know.
Belongs to me.
I don't think she knows.
That is a symbol of the resistance now.
I encourage you all to share.
I'm going to Photoshop a picture of Pepe with just tons of pro LGBTQ symbols and pro-black symbols.
And we are taking Pepe back.
I'm ready to go to war.
I'm ready to go to Mother Frances.
That was awesome.
Chlor.
What are you doing over there?
Looking up the commercial for these cups or something.
Fly the flag.
No, no, no.
I want to go back and see if we're out of cups.
Well, we're not.
I cannot believe we haven't started the show yet.
We have a lot of stuff to get to.
We got Jacob Engels.
Have you tracked down Jacob Engels yet?
He's waiting in the wings.
Okay, we've spent the whole show looking at these cups.
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We are working closely with them and our charity partners to celebrate their diversity within the LGBT Plus community.
Now they just say plus because they overdid it.
And fly the flag for everyone at the Pride Jubilee.
Hello.
A taste of what's to come.
And then we have them all.
I think there's more, though.
I know there's one that I haven't seen yet.
Oh my God, it keeps going.
The city of Philadelphia added a black and brown stripe to the classic rainbow design to better represent people of color within the community.
It has since been flown at Prides around the world.
It makes it look like the flag got dirty.
Yeah.
It was dipped in mud or something.
It's kind of like segregation.
It's like, why can't I just be part of the red if I feel like red gay?
Or yellow gay?
Oh, yeah, good point.
There's no green people, guys.
It's not like the green community was well represented.
Yes, there is allegedly yellow people, and we're told Trump is a bad orange man, but there's no purple or blue people, so just be one of those.
There's no white in it either.
You're going to add a white in there?
No.
In fact, by adding brown and black, so that means Mexican and black, you're essentially saying that Asians are yellow.
And you're also saying that red is Indian.
Yeah, that's racist.
You just made it literal.
What the hell?
This whole thing is a mess, and I guarantee you it was run by 20-year-old girls who got paid way too much money.
This makes me like lesbians more, because look how clean this is.
Well, you know, we're TERFs, right?
We're trans-resistant, trans-exclusionary, radical feminists.
That's right.
All right.
Well, this flag is commonly used.
Nah, I beg to differ.
It isn't the only one.
If you look around, you might see a version with a kiss in the corner representing lipstick lesbians or a purple flag with a double-headed axe for Labarice lesbian.
Can you please look up the word L-A-B-R-Y-S?
So now we've totally abandoned the concept of each color meaning a thing.
Now one, two, three, four, five, six colors together mean lesbians.
Shouldn't that just be a pink?
Weren't we talking about lesbians as one color before?
Like, how about just a blue cup for straight guys?
Hey, Bud Woods, I don't want to be around all these different crazy people.
Just give me a blue cup.
The design involves it.
It was used as an ancient religious symbol.
It was adopted as symbol of empowerment by the lesbian in the 70s.
It's a lot.
By the way, this is just how you have sex.
Right.
So why are you marching?
There's more depth to this than Marvel Universe.
Yeah.
It's like Thor shit.
All right, keep going.
Iron Man.
The circle, say this as Iron Man.
The circle symbolizes wholeness and completeness, while purple and yellow were chosen as they don't have male or female associations, pepper pots.
Wholeness and completeness?
What the hell's that got to do with pride?
Like, what if you're just a strong, healthy, racist man?
Isn't this cup for you?
Intersex pride.
You feel totally great.
You live in a racist community.
You go to your clan rallies and your dad was in the clan and you're just a whole and complete Nazi.
Then fly that swastika flag.
All right, are we done?
I've had enough of this.
Yeah, it is done.
All right.
Yeesh.
That was a mess.
Let's talk to Jacob Engels.
But before we do, I want to discuss this concept of sabotage because it used to make me cringe.
I'd see Laura Loomer, and I remember when she did the Hume Abidden thing.
I'll talk to Jacob about this.
And I don't know, yelling at people, it just, it doesn't seem like it's us.
It's not the way we behave.
It seems petty.
It seems very liberal.
Like, remember there's a thing in New York where they would go to your brunch and yell at you.
Black people would go to white people's lunches or whatever.
Anyone's lunch in Manhattan, it's not going to be exclusively white.
And just yell at them for having brunch while there's so much racism and strife going on.
You're supposed to be at a rally?
Can I eat, please?
And that's obviously ridiculous and irritating.
But then Laura, she harassed Hillary once at a book signing and said, what went wrong with the election?
I forget the exact thing she brought up, but it ended up becoming news and it drew attention to it.
And then you sort of go, Laura Loomer's a bull in a China shop.
This China shop needs to be destroyed.
So get the bull in there.
And then I start liking it.
Now, that doesn't mean that every single public act is effective and a cool thing to do.
Here's an example.
The Trump thing, there was a play, Shakespeare in the Park, and they always murder the president at the end.
It's like the equivalent of Caesar over time.
And the Trump one was particularly gory.
It had knives in it and everything and blood everywhere.
And Pesobic and Loomer and a bunch of people went and sabotaged it, right?
And I just thought, nah, that's not us.
Art should be free to go.
Like, I didn't want Kathy Griffin to be eviscerated for holding the Trump head.
I like art.
I want it to offend me.
In The Brothers Grimsby, AIDS blood is splattered into Trump's mouth.
That's funny.
It was obviously not a threat.
It was just stupid and it was a silly joke.
I don't want jokes attacked.
I don't want art attacked.
But then I changed my mind because I thought you drew attention to the fact that this play is basically a liberal porn fantasy of the president being killed.
That's not how it was ever portrayed in the past.
You are sick, and now everyone around the world can see how sick you are.
And you're messing with us, so we're messing with you.
You started it, in other words.
These are not normal times.
So yeah, I'm kind of embracing a little bit of hypocrisy here.
However, there's still like, did you see, this is the left doing this to the left because they're cannibalizing each other now.
Kamala Harris was doing a talk and this unbelievable beta dweeb comes on stage.
There he is.
Look at him.
Can you imagine going camping with that guy?
He'd complain about his carbon footprint.
Scroll down a little bit.
I want to see more of him.
So he grabs Kamala Harris's mic because Kamala Harris, I don't know what, eats too much meat?
What's his beef with her?
Oh, I don't know, but he's not a chicken.
Yeah, he kind of is.
But anyway, he, like, this is an example of political action.
And forget the right or the left thing.
It's bipartisanly annoying.
Check him out getting on stage.
And by the way, can I just say something?
Kamala Harris annoys me for totally different reasons.
I think she's a scourge because when the Jussie Smollett thing happened, she immediately apologized to him and talked about MAGA country.
And the reason that pisses me off is it was the most obvious hate crime hoax in the history of hate crime hoaxes.
And she's supposed to be the president of the United States.
She's running for president.
I need you to be a little more tenacious if you're going to be, you know, dealing with Israel and Palestine and the Middle East.
Let's show the clip.
Next question, Senator.
On implementation of your first fake idea on the gender pay gap, not everyone works for a corporation.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Prison security, by the way.
Person security detail needs to be fired.
He could have been the murderer.
Female security.
Female security.
Look at the old lady who grabbed me.
There we go.
Finally.
And look, volunteer black guys just get up.
This is supposed to be the president of the United States.
That's two strikes.
One, she falls for the smoot hoax.
And two, she can't even hire security.
Incompetence abounds.
All right.
Let's look at Jacob Engels direct action, as they call it.
So what's her name?
Rashid Talib?
Rashida Talbib.
Rashida T. Talaib.
She said, I'm going to impeach this motherfucker.
So Jacob went to her talk, I guess in Florida.
And yeah, you can show all the other stuff.
I'd rather it was zoomed out than zoomed in.
Go ahead.
Where's Congresswoman motherfucker?
Where's Congresswoman motherfucker?
Where is she?
Where is she?
Where's Congresswoman motherfucker?
Where's the congresswoman that wants to call the president a motherfucker?
She's the one that's going to win.
She is the motherfucker.
She is a Jew hater.
She is a Jew-hating piece of shit.
She's the motherfucker.
She can't teach.
When your son looks at you and says, Mama, look, you won.
Bullies don't win.
And I said, baby, they don't.
Because we're going to go in there, win, and teach the motherfucker.
Drop the mic.
Yeah, that was effective.
Because when I first saw the beginning of it, I thought, no one there has any idea what you're saying, but that doesn't really matter as long as it gets out.
All right, let's talk to Jacob right now.
Have you got him on the line?
I do.
Let's bump.
Jacob Engels, are you there, sir?
Yes, sir.
You're making the rounds.
I saw you on Laura Loomer's Telegram.
Loomered.
You loomered.
What's her name?
That Congresswoman?
That Congresswoman Talib?
Yes.
I have trouble with Muslim names.
Rahid Khalib?
Rashida.
Rashida.
What is her background?
Is she Palestinian or something?
Yes.
And Palestinians tend not to be big on the Jews.
So she said she was in the news a little while ago because she said, let's impeach that motherfucker.
Which is their new big thing.
And we were just watching your video where you said, where's Congresswoman, Congresswoman motherfucker?
Now, are you happy with it?
Do you think it turned out well?
I think it turned out very well.
You know, I stayed in that hotel for a day beforehand because Secret Service was crawling all over the place.
And I had a friend buy a ticket.
She snuck in.
She actually got seated at Talib's table in front of the room.
And so she texts me, comes out, gives me the armband, and I go back in.
And it took them about 30 seconds, maybe about a minute to notice what I was doing.
And she was about to come to the stage.
And I said, where's Congresswoman motherfucker?
Where's the motherfucker?
She's the motherfucker, Jew-hating piece of shit.
And, you know, she's so brave in every other situation, but she just minimized like that.
She didn't stand up.
She didn't say anything.
And they found it really offensive that I was using the term motherfucker.
Yeah.
Well, I'm of two minds about it.
I want to throw this your way.
There's sort of like the old dad in me that goes, all of this sabotage and stuff, it makes us look bad.
Like I remember when Laura Loomer first attacked Uma Abedine, and she was chasing her down the street, screaming at her.
And I thought, is Uma that bad?
I mean, she got cheated on.
It was her mother that was bad.
And I go, this is making us look like lunatics.
Or when Laura attacked that Trump thing, the play in New York where they murdered Trump.
And I thought, this is free speech.
We don't allow art now.
We are hypocrites.
But it does work.
I mean, everyone now looked at Uma Abedin.
Everyone looked at that play and saw the way they had treated it with other presidents.
Even when she put up Farrakhan's tweet that said, Jews are termites, I don't think a lot of people knew about that tweet before she handcuffed herself to Facebook.
So when I first saw you screaming that, I thought, no one knows what he's talking about.
They just think it's a crazy person.
But now that it gets wind and gets news, it makes her screaming motherfucker at the president much more solidified.
And it'll probably be in our Wikipedia now.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, they take away our Twitter.
They take away our Facebook.
They take away other methods of us communicating how we feel about politics.
And so we're kind of left to performance art and stunts like this.
And I'm throwing a milkshake.
I'm not beating people indiscriminately like the alt-left does.
I'm not doing anything that is illegal.
And that's how it's going to stay.
And I think that's a good way to frame it because you see Matt Gates gets attacked.
They're throwing a milkshake on him.
You know that if somebody threw a milkshake on Ilan Omar or Rashida Talib, there would be so much outrage.
So much outrage.
But we're not doing violence.
We're not doing illegal things.
And I think that's important for them to see.
Well, the strange thing about them is they say fight them in the streets.
Maximar says harass them.
Eric Holder says when they go low, we kick them.
All these calls for violence.
Even Carlos Mazza right now in his beef with crowdery saying milkshake them.
Make sure they feel uncomfortable everywhere they go.
So that has been their agenda for a while.
And then they go, well, you're violent too.
No, dude, all we've ever done, all we've ever done is fight back.
Like Ruffio, when he knocked that guy out, it was after two hits with the collapsible baton.
So we're in trouble for violence we didn't do while they call for violence on their side.
Exactly.
And you see in these tweets from left-wing, tech left, violent left, these reporters, they say, oh, it's no big deal.
You deserve the milkshake.
Well, it's summer right now.
So let's think about this.
What are most people going to have?
Milkshake or like some soda with some ice in it?
What happens when it's in December or in the middle of winter and somebody's got hot coffee or hot tea?
I mean, it's not a joke.
Or what happens when somebody escalates to acid?
What happens when that milkshake turns into a bullet?
I mean, look what happened to Steve Scalise after that guy was radicalized.
That's what is going to happen.
Well, there's also a politician, I forget his name, but he was cream-pied.
He was gay, but he was a right-winger, and he was cream-pied, and then he was shot dead about a month later.
What's relevant here is who's doing the milkshaking?
These are people, you look at the weapons that were confiscated in Portland from Antifa, and you see knives and M80s and all kinds of weapons and rocks, bricks.
So this is who's throwing the milkshake, people who commit violence.
If it was five-year-old kids, no one would give a shit.
But what they're doing is they're depersoning us to make killing us seem less consequential.
Exactly.
And then nobody's able to defend themselves on Twitter, Facebook, and these other platforms.
And you have these journalists and all of their supporters and Democrats who are saying, you deserve it.
You're a Nazi.
You're a bigot.
Lucky it wasn't something worse.
Are you kidding me?
We're having this soft civil war right now where it just doesn't make sense to me how the media is allowed to support that.
I mean, why isn't Twitter banning them for incitement or for promoting violence?
Because they clearly are.
Well, look at what they did with the Catholic schoolboys.
They said, literally said, don't you think standing your ground is a little aggressive?
So we have to be the paragons of decency where we don't even stand our ground.
We just get out of everyone's way.
And they can sit there and go, screw them up, mess them up, cause a riot, ruin their lives, get them fired.
It's a bizarre double standard that I'm glad that we don't have tolerance for anymore on the right.
Well, let's look at 1950s, 1960s, when you're having the civil rights movement, when you're having desegregation, when you're having people doing sit-ins and diners, who was throwing the milkshake then?
Racist white Democrats on people of color and anybody else supporting the idea of desegregating America.
So they're reverting back.
Everything that they're doing has happened before.
And we saw what happened in the 60s, lynchings and otherwise, around the civil rights movement.
That's ultimately what they want.
They'd love to do that.
They're just going to try.
And, you know, it's like the little kid that just keeps poking, poking, poking, poking, poking, poking, poking.
And then when someone says, hey, get off me, man.
And then you're the person who's wrong.
Yeah, you hit a kid.
So what happened to you after that?
They escorted you out or you just walked out on your own?
Oh, no, they escorted me out.
Actually, it's pretty funny.
One of the Secret Service agents, I recognized him from when I was following around Andrew Gillam last year in the Florida election.
I snuck into the Obama Gillum rally.
And one of the Secret Service agents that dragged me out of there, dragged me out of Talib's event.
And it's funny, the hotel would not give me the money back for the room that I had paid for to stay that night as well.
They didn't even want to let me go up and get my stuff out of my room.
And it was really odd because I went to the front desk and I said, look, you're going to kick me out.
I'm staying at this hotel.
You have a Jew-hating piece of shit in the back there.
It makes me feel uncomfortable.
I have freedom of speech.
So, okay, you want me to leave now?
Give me my money back for the night.
And Gladys said, okay, let me go talk to my manager.
She goes back and goes back.
Oh, Mr. Angles, we're not going to give you any documentation on why we're asking you to leave.
We're not going to give you any documentation on why we won't give you your money back.
And then I'm escorted out of there like a terrorist figure when she's the one who supports terrorists, when she's the one who supports radical Islam and is a radical Islamist.
It's just bizarre.
But they don't have any checks and balances.
When we're no longer on social media and the digital public square, it's so hard to draw attention to this stuff.
But that's ultimately why you kind of have to get creative.
Okay, you took away our social media.
We're going to yell at you in public.
Sorry, you left us no choice.
Jacob, thanks for coming on the show.
I like you more than a friend.
All right.
Thanks, Kevin.
Appreciate it.
Cheers.
All right, we got to get to the Central Park V. I'm really mad about this, and I'm mad about why.
Pull up the Central Park jogger.
You never see her face in any of these pictures.
This woman was raped and beaten so severely, lost so much blood, the police just accepted it as a given that she was dead.
She had severe brain trauma, and now you know what she does?
She talks to various doctors, various head shrinks, about how to deal with head trauma and other people affected by head trauma.
That's her whole life now, is talking about surviving serious brain swelling, serious brain injuries.
All right, here's the story with the Central Park V. Can you pull up the Ann Coulter article?
A bunch of kids were wilding.
They were going out.
The police reported 30, 40 kids harassing people, attacking people.
They would go to the park and terrorize people and rape.
And this one woman was caught, the woman we just saw, while the police had already seen the gang running through the streets, this mob of kids.
And she was brutally raped.
Blow it up there.
I can't read any of that.
At one point, my favorite part of this article is they have all their testimony, and it's not like, oh, I raped her.
No, I raped her.
It's not coerced testimony.
They have all kinds of crucial details in there.
And one of them, the guy tries to get out of him.
He goes, look, I never raped her.
I just held her legs down.
He volunteered that information, thinking it would exonerate him.
And they go, yeah, you're not supposed to hold the legs down.
That's also considered rape.
So they went to jail.
Then some lunatic named Rhias or something, a serial rapist murderer, said, no, I did it.
I did it all by myself.
Subhuman piece of garbage.
He's been raping since he was young, raped and murdered everyone like an animal, just like no brain.
Hi, I rape and murder.
I did all the raping.
And they go, oh, you're exonerated.
And then in modern parlance, they go, there was no DNA evidence.
And he had DNA evidence linked to her.
They barely knew how to do DNA back then.
No one was, in the late 80s, you didn't have people thrown in jail for DNA.
We didn't know what we were doing back then.
Just pull up, go back to the Ann Coulter thing.
Just pull up any while it blows, wait, while it blows most people away to find out that none of the suspect's DNA was fined on melee, this is a sleight of hand.
We're looking through modern lens.
Today, these kids' DNA would be all over the place, but in 1989, DNA was a primitive science.
Now, go down a little more.
No, go up.
You went, no.
I was there, but I didn't rape her.
Even if true, that's bad.
Wait, Raymond Santana blurted out, I had nothing to do with the rape.
All I did was feel the woman's tits.
The cops didn't even know about a rape yet.
So, you're talking about all this coercion.
These guys are volunteering information.
They talked about her Walkman.
The cops didn't know she had a Walkman.
How did you know that she had a Sony Walkman that you stole?
You have to read that article.
What's it called?
Trump was right.
Trump was right.
Yeah, the Central Park rapist.
Trump was right.
So they got off on a bullshit technicality.
Propaganda is all over this.
And now it's just become an accepted thing.
We've totally forgot this rape victim.
She doesn't exist.
You never see her face anywhere.
And it's all about the evil prosecutor who now I assume her life is in danger.
And they're talking about boycotting her book.
That's the most important thing we have to do is make sure no one reads her book where she explains all of this, all of the confessions, and shows that she can prove that they are not coerced.
When you say, I stole the Sony Walkman, and the police don't know you have a Sony Wachman, that means you were there.
How could you possibly be there, right?
Know she has that Walkman, and not be guilty of at least standing by while a woman is bludgeoned and gang raped.
Look at this tweet, the first one, D-Ray's commenting here.
Because now when you watch a Netflix dramatization, that's a fact.
So D-Ray, who, by the way, Charles C. Johnson was kicked off Twitter because he said, let's get, what did he say?
Let's take this guy out.
And that was taken as a death threat.
I'm just 50 minutes into when they see us, and it's almost too much.
People call us conspiracy theorists when we explain stories like this that happen daily.
Yeah, daily, children are thrown in jail for gang raping and almost murdering a woman.
We are conspiracy realists.
We are describing the horrors that seem stranger than fiction, but are all too real.
So I've already discussed the lie of this article.
Oh, yeah, that's why I had that guy.
This is when I was talking yesterday about the dude in the SUV shooting at people.
When you create this culture of you're going to die anyway, that's when you have people going, well, fuck it.
They're just going to throw me in jail, innocent or guilty.
That's the horrible world I'm living in.
And I saw some of the...
See if you can pull up the trailer for this when they see us.
Because in it, they go, we didn't know about no girl.
I don't understand what's going on.
I'm just a little guy wearing a little sweater vest with a tie.
And you're watching it going, you knew exactly who she was.
And they're a lot older than this beautiful little child who looks like he's a cute little 10-year-old.
Why were you running to Central Park at night, which was just laden with crime?
She was kind of naive, by the way, to go for a jog at Central Park in 1989.
Turn it up.
What's going on with my son?
Your son was involved in rape in Central Park.
They saw you rape the lady.
I didn't see a lady or hit anyone.
There.
I didn't see any lady.
I didn't see a lady.
No, they talked about the lady.
They kept saying they weren't that involved.
It was the other guy that did it.
Keep going.
I want to see my son right now.
Right now.
Whatever they said I did.
I didn't.
I'm the one.
So Look, just a sweet little boy state match.
They were all in their late teens, I believe.
These tapes are not as clean as the state would have you believe.
And then they just put a black eye on him.
Anyway.
Totally trivialized a major rape.
And you've scared normal little black kids into thinking that they get thrown in jail for no reason for decades at a time.
Way to go, propaganda machine.
At least Ava will get her money.
At least she'll get a cute little award and she'll get her Grammy or whatever they give to people on Netflix.
So your career is okay, Ava.
But the rape victims and the poor black kids getting brainwashed into thinking they're under siege, they're not doing so great.
All right, we're out of time.
I want to just end with this video of a guy being revived from death.
This is probably dark to you, but I've lived in New York for 20 years now, and this stuff is funny to me.
It starts with junkie on the notes.
Of course, you have that ready.
Yes, of course.
You got all the notes.
Time?
Eww!
Okay, this, how is this for idiocy?
Just pause.
They decide, oh, a guy's dying.
He's a junkie passing out.
Obviously, what do you need when you're dying of heroin overdose?
Milk.
Milk.
Glass of milk.
Oh, they really do use milk?
I hate when people do that too.
Like at a restaurant, someone will fall or have a seizure and they'll go, get a glass of water.
Get a glass of water.
Where's the water from, Wakanda?
What magic vibranium is in water?
Or at baseball, when a kid gets a baseball in the face, they go, could I just get like a Gatorade or anything cold even?
Why?
Ice?
I mean, his face isn't going to swell out to here.
It's a baseball to the face.
He's annoying the wound.
Do you think ice is magic?
You put ice on your knee when it swells out to here.
Look at this.
Hey, junkies, you should carry around a glass of milk everywhere you go, just in case.
Look at his stupid hair.
It looks like a wig.
He's overdosing, dude.
So then a cop shows up.
And I think he has, you know, there's the Narcon, Narcan that's like a big needle that goes in your chest.
But I guess this guy is an off-duty cop or whatever.
And he's got a little thing you can break or squeeze and put up your nose.
I told my...
Oh, smelling so, yeah.
It's not just smelling salts, you fucking tard.
Yeah, smelling salts.
What is this?
A woman fainted in 1802?
It's Narcan.
He needs more than just a stinky smell.
Philly offense.
Okay, look at this.
So he's up.
Now he's pissed that his buzz is gone.
Turn it up.
Turn it up.
Who just saved me?
He just saved your fucking...
He just fucking saved your life!
You're a fucking asshole, dude.
I am.
He kicks you in the ball.
Wow.
I can't believe that.
Dude, what the fuck?
He just fucking saved your life.
That's so good, it's almost fake.
Yeah, what?
Wait a minute.
That wig, that kind of looks like a wig.
Could this be fake?
No.
If this is fake, it's masterful.
But the reason I put it on the show is because I like that it summarizes the way we are with socialism in society when we reach out to help people.
We're really dealing with a nation of ingrates who want to mess up their lives.
They want to destroy themselves.
And we try to help, like charter schools.
And the DNC goes, no, we're not doing that.
You're messing up my socialist high.
And then they kick all the kids in the balls and screw each other over.
Anything to win.
They just want to get high.
They just want to indulge themselves.
They don't really care.
So don't fall for it.
And if saying so is going to get you in trouble, so be it.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
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