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June 2, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S02E16 - ON MY DONALD TRUMP SH*T
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Take over the world when I'm on my Donald Trump shit.
Nice Jewish boy from Long Island who always loved rap and finally made it and then got killed by opioids.
And he's dead now.
Or maybe he died because Pete Davidson allegedly sent him a picture of Pete and Ariana Grande together.
And Mac Miller never really got over his ex-girlfriend, Ariana Grande.
So he just peaced out.
That's the rumor going around.
I remember that Mac Miller got in trouble for that song.
Now, he wrote it back when Trump was just a real estate guy, but he was seen as supporting the president.
And that song got like 12 million views.
So he got out on...
See if you can find this.
He was on The Daily Show or something, and then he came out and...
And everyone's like, Trump derangement syndrome years.
That's what it's still like.
So sad and pathetic.
Like Kanye West.
We'll talk about that in a bit.
Where he's in big trouble for not hating Trump.
It's Trump derangement syndrome.
What's he saying there?
This is all fair, right?
Also, the black guy parades him out and makes him take it back.
On one hand, this is just Trump being Trump.
But on the other hand, Mac Miller is here and he's pissed.
So please welcome multi-platinum selling rapper and know that Trump feud.
Participant Mac Miller is a victim.
Southern rapper, did he say?
I don't know who he is.
But on the other hand, Mac Miller is here.
He's pissed.
So please welcome multi-platinum selling rapper and noted Trump feud.
Participant Mac Miller is here.
Multi-platinum Southern rapper.
I think he's from Long Island.
Look at this.
Thank you, Larry.
I only have one thing to say.
I fucking hate you, Donald Trump.
Yay!
All right, that's enough.
That's enough.
I hate seeing a man cuck.
I hate seeing a man.
What's the word?
Prostigate himself?
Anyway, oh, the problem with hats on these shows is they hide your eyes.
Your gorgeous eyes.
Gorgeous eyes.
They're watching you.
So that whole thing kind of reminds me of this Kanye thing.
Kanye was on Trump.
I mean, Kanye was, well, he was on Trump, but he was on Letterman recently.
Letterman has this new show.
And see if you can pull up some of these links.
He got up and he said that liberals are bullies and they bully people with these hats on.
And you're not allowed to say that.
Now, what I found interesting about the whole interview wasn't really that quote, which is going all over the news, but just how uncomfortable rich Hollywood celebrity liberals are around black people.
They don't like them.
They like the idea of them, but they don't actually like them in practice.
So in this video, Donald Trump is trying to say to Kanye, who he totally patronizes, by the way, and treats him like a child.
But he's basically saying, you know, you support Trump, but Trump doesn't want blacks to vote.
So you're hurting yourself.
Just like business people voted for Trump thinking he'd be good for business and the rich are getting taxed to death.
You should see rich people's taxes this year.
Wow.
And so a lot of you are stepping on your own foot.
And the way he says this is so long and involved.
Do you have the video?
I don't think you have the right one.
Is that the Daily Caller one?
Yes.
Okay, let's see what he says.
Oh, smooth, smooth.
Real smooth, X-Lax.
You know what I was stunned by in the midterm elections was the aggressive organization and attempt at voter suppression.
Now, what is the question?
Can you just posit about this?
Let me translate what Grandpa is trying to say here.
He's saying that when you ask for voter ID, which you do because the way voting booths are going these days, any illegal aliens can be bust in from anywhere and just vote.
They don't check.
If they're in an area that's pro-DNC, there are millions of fake votes.
Now, they keep denying this and saying, no, no, no, it's not an issue.
You'll never see that happen.
Man, there's a fly in the studio.
That's not a good sign.
Remember when Obama had a fly in his face and Alex Jones said it's proof that he's possessed by Satan?
Did it land on your face?
No, but it might.
I hope not.
If it lands on my face, my career is over.
Well, your career with the devil has just started.
So what Letterman is saying right there is asking for IDs is racist, which, by the way, is kind of a racist thing to say because you're like, you can't get your shit together to own identification, black person.
And he's trying to say to Kanye that you're hurting your people.
And by the way, Kanye, Ben Shapiro had a good quote about Kanye when it comes to conservatives.
He's like, live by the Kanye, die by the Kanye.
If you say he's our guy, he's going to say something crazy and kind of screw you up.
So I'm not saying I live by the Kanye, but I know Kanye, not literally, but I know those kind of dudes, artsy, fartsy, weird, open-minded, contrarian dudes who maybe aren't intellectuals but are weird.
I mean, I kind of grew up with these guys in the creative community, so I'm very familiar with Kanye.
And you don't have to patronize him or be uncomfortable around him.
Or at one point, I don't think we have this clip, we might, but he says, you know, people say that I have power because I have influence.
And I say to them, my power is that I can't be influenced.
Damn.
If someone said that to me, I go, oh, yeah.
All right.
Cute little play on words there.
And Letterman just stares at him and goes, wow.
Like he just gave birth to Jesus Christ.
And then everyone in the audience starts clapping.
Yay, you said a thing.
It's racist.
It's the bigotry of low expectations.
But anyway, go back to the voter suppression.
It takes him so long to get this point out.
If I see a person I admire talking about Donald Trump can think whatever he does, I wonder if those thoughts indirectly aren't hurting people who are already being hurt.
Well, how do you feel for the people that voted for him that are being treated like enemies of America because that's what they felt and they had that opportunity?
Every time there's a presidential election, time for a change, time for a change.
It's endemic.
It's part of the system.
And it's what keeps this democracy in motion.
And it's always the argument, you know what this country needs is a businessman to run it like a business.
So the people that voted for him, I understand that, but I wondered to myself, are these ultimately going to be victimized?
And I think now that we have good faith looking to get the country to help them a little more than it has by electing a business guy, I think are now being hurt for it.
And I would think that would not try it again.
Yay!
Did you catch it?
I'm sorry to drag that out for so long, but you know what he just said there?
No.
So asking for IDs is racist, so blacks shouldn't vote for him.
And all these extra taxes on the rich are bad for the rich, so they shouldn't vote for him either.
So why'd you vote for him?
He's bad for you.
Could have said that much faster.
And it's not a question, Dave.
But go ahead.
Go back to that.
Okay.
Yeah.
This is where it finally gets good.
Have you ever been beat up in your high school for wearing the wrong hat?
I've just been beat up because people didn't like me.
Yeah.
But I know what you're saying.
The idea is the bullying.
Who's the bully in this scenario?
Well, definitely liberals bully people who are Trump supporters.
It's not just calm.
You can't just go and wear the hat.
You can't just go.
It's like, fuck you.
Fuck you.
like it's like bro I have people The thing is, in America, we have whites.
I like how Dave couldn't even stay engaged while hearing that.
He had to gesture to Kim.
Well, that's the rich Hollywood world, right?
My theory is they all care about dinner parties.
Well, they care about what their wives want.
Their wives want to go to the good dinner parties.
The dinner parties are also run by the women of the rich Hollywood guys, Jimmy Kimmel's wife, Howard Stern's wife, David Letterman's wife.
So the way you get invited to those is you're a good boy and you don't make the wives mad.
Alan Dershowitz made the wives mad.
Now he's not invited to Martha's Vineyards anymore.
So they're really just pussywhipped at the end of the day.
But yeah, Letterman doesn't like that kind of talk.
But the coverage of this thing is bizarre because after this, he says, did you vote for Trump?
And he goes, I never voted before.
That, and then he goes, and then Letterman goes, well, you don't have a say in the matter.
That becomes the headline, Yahoo News.
Do I have the?
Yeah, look at the Yahoo one.
The front thing is David Letterman schools Kanye and tells him that he doesn't have a say because he didn't vote.
Look at that.
That's the headline.
Letterman on Kanye on Trump support.
Letterman on Kanye on Trump support.
You don't have a say in this.
Yes.
And play the video.
Well, if it has ads, we won't bore them with it.
You can look at that first.
Try to have all the videos loaded, please.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, look, look, look.
Okay, I'm covering it.
But what did that say?
We have a big feel, and we have a big deal.
Kanye has never voted.
Yeah.
That becomes the headline.
So once again, you can, now when I watch the news, I watch it for what's between the lines.
I watch something like this.
You learn a lot about the media by the way they cover it and what they focus on.
And, holy crap, she's hot.
You also can tell a lot about not just Letterman, but Hollywood liberals by the way they talk to blacks.
That was my takeaway.
I watched the whole thing.
I didn't really care about the Trump thing and the liberal bullying thing.
I'm glad he's staying consistent.
But it's not really a big thing to me.
I don't rely on Kanye.
And if you don't know that people get bullied, in my little, cute little Westchester town the other day, some guy set up a big display in town.
I live in Liberalville, USA.
And it said, defend Trump.
And it said there was no hacking.
Now, I got on my car and I spoke to the guy.
The impetus was he's there for some guy from the 80s.
What's his name?
I forget the name, but it's a guy who Mueller prosecuted when he was supporting Reagan.
Who was also accused.
Don't we have the pamphlet somewhere?
He was accused of being a Russian co-op.
He seems like Lorne Orbach.
Something.
You looking in your bag for something?
Yeah.
My GoPro.
Oh, no, that's too much work.
Anyway, he's part of some sort of, I guess, not propaganda, but some information group where they're trying to defend this dead dude from the 80s who went through the exact same thing, and they're using Trump as the impetus for that.
But anyway, he has a big picture of Trump there.
And it's relatively innocent Once you go talk to the guy.
But I was walking by on my way to work, and there's all these old ladies going up to him, like a woman who's 80, getting out of a Mercedes-Benz.
And she just walks over to him and she goes, Fuck you.
And he goes, That's nice.
Do you have grandchildren, lady?
Do you talk to your grandkids that way?
And she just goes, I have six grandchildren.
Fuck you.
And then all these rich bored housewives are walking by and going, you shouldn't be allowed to be here.
This shouldn't.
And he goes, it's the Constitution.
This is public property.
I'm on public property.
You don't like the Constitution?
She goes, this should be illegal.
He goes, well, it ain't.
Don't you like the Constitution?
I don't think this guy was very political.
He didn't know who I was.
I think he's just like, he's hired to go and hand out pamphlets about this dead dude.
He seemed informed.
I think he was just, his mode is like the whole like deep state stuff.
Right.
So it's not really Trump or Republicans or anything.
It's like unfairness and crazy collusion and conspiracy.
Okay, it's going to drive me nuts now.
You have to find out who that guy is.
Look up like 80s.
He helped Reagan get elected.
Russia, Mueller.
Mueller prosecuted him too.
And the prosecutor he used went to school with, went to the same college as Charles, no, was at the same church as Charles Manson, and they were both Satanists.
Yeah.
Lauren?
Luz Lauren?
It was like it was something with a C. LaSalle.
Isn't this fun, folks, when you tune in to a news show to catch the latest information and get informed and learned, and your Eckerman is going, Luz Bork, Laz Borum, Larry Luzlong.
Anyway.
LaRoche.
Lyndon LaRoche.
That's why the guy was there.
Trump was just a springboard to make his point.
All right.
So we've said all the important stuff about Kanye and Letterman, but can we just watch the way they correspond, please?
I gave you a part there, 139 on Netflix.
Oh, no, 2750, sorry.
Yes, that's where I'm at.
Yeah, yeah.
Just look at, I can tell racists a mile away, and they're usually rich and white and dedicated to fighting racism.
You're just like, and I think they hate that when I talk to black people, everything's cool and fine.
I'm sorry.
I don't know what it is.
I've been blessed with a lack of racism in my life.
Maybe it's growing up in Canada.
Maybe I've had some theories about it because I tend to sort of gravitate towards black people when there's like a kid's birthday party or something or at the gym.
Maybe I have more testosterone because I'm Scottish and the ones who didn't have testosterone fighting the English for 700 years, they died.
So maybe innately, you know how they say there's things at parties like people that are all six foot four tend to hang out because they don't like crouching down to talk to people?
I think people with X amount of testosterone just tend to gravitate to each other.
Maybe that's why I get along with cops so well.
I'm just more of a man than you.
Sorry, Dave.
And me.
You seem to do okay with people of color.
Well, I got a lot of testosterone.
That's why we get along so well.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
Okay.
By the way, I didn't do my Pete Davidson impression.
Oh, okay.
Let's stop the show and you can do a Pete Davidson impression when we're talking about something totally different.
Thank you.
Thank you.
The synapses just say, okay, we're fatigued.
We're talking about being bipolar.
Is that a dumb, easy way to explain it?
Yeah, you know, that's the thing.
There's no dumb, easy way to explain.
It's just something that, you know, we're going to have to take time to understand.
Why are you thinking?
Looking at the audience, Kanye, you're having a conversation with someone.
I'm not sure, you know, 100 years ago, they might have locked their uncle in the room.
Oh, you know, you know, he's.
Yeah, don't go in the attic.
Yeah.
Lab's in the attic.
And now the attic is right here.
So.
Look at him laughing.
Look at that.
And then Kim laughs.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
He said a remotely funny little quip that's relatively witty.
And you almost fall off your chair, fake laughing.
And then when you get back in your chair, you go, oh, my.
Who are you talking to, God?
What is this wonderful black creature you managed to discover?
There used to be state hospitals in every state, and I assume there still are, but not to the degree they once were before neuropharmacological drugs became proven and tested.
All right, shut up.
This is boring.
I always thought you go.
Anyway, it's a really boring show.
And another thing about that bit is when you watch him talk to a white person, it's a totally different letterman.
He just comes alive and he's so laid back and ha ha ha.
You shower and I'll shower.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
What did you talk about then?
What was that?
And then when they say something remotely like unfunny, he'll say, hmm, that wasn't very good.
Like he treats them as an equal.
But with Kanye, it was either, huh?
The worst it gets is, huh.
And then the best it gets is, wow.
Or falling off your chair or saying, oh, my.
Like, look at Alan.
This is how he talks to someone he's not afraid of.
How do you explain that?
I can't.
Look, it's faster.
I don't know why they asked me, but it was very successful because you had to hit the right note.
You had to have the right tone for it.
So at this point, are you thinking, oh, maybe the awareness?
a totally different cadence.
Just from memory, I...
It's a different RPM.
Remember the Stern thing?
The Stern interview he did?
It's like, to Kanye, it sounds like he's talking to a child.
He's like, so you.
Yeah.
Keep going.
Gaining some insights.
Enlightenment.
Is that a problem?
I don't know.
I wasn't thinking about a quarter in you, dude.
I was trying to get back into your face.
I was hoping people would just let that know.
God, he was literally talking to Kanye West like Kanye is an 11-year-old boy.
Anyway, that's enough of that.
We have to get to something far more important.
Milo's fire pit.
There's been some updates.
And I think, first of all, we should show who this is.
This is Paul.
He's a buddy of mine, fell in some hard times.
Here he is on, he's a proud boy.
Here he is on RT talking about Unite the Right and how no proud boys had anything to do with it.
Look at him.
What is going on with his fucking tie?
It's Pendillette's little nephew.
Who can't do magic blanks and dragons alive?
Why was that tie made?
Who was it made for?
An accountant in an auto body shop that does custom motorcycles?
To encourage suicide.
Yeah, it has instructions on how to hang it on a doorknob.
What a doorknob.
Now, I like Paul.
I consider him a friend despite his ridiculous mustache, which is probably totally different now.
But you know what's interesting about Paul is he's a son of bikers, but he had an IQ spike.
So, you know, bikers are, they tend not to be Fields Medals winners.
But then they have that one nerd son.
So the nerd son ends up, you know, doing a lot of reading and knowing about the world, but also being kind of tough.
So it's like a tough nerd.
And Jack Buckby, the UK's Jack Buckby, big Brexit guy, he is exact same story.
You see pictures of his parents, and they all have leather jackets on, and then there's him with his little tie researching the origin of Harley-Davidson transmissions.
Anywho, so that's Paul.
So we could go back to the original fire pit.
Do we have those pictures anywhere?
I was told...
I got the new fire pit, but I was told not to...
We don't need the old fire pit.
Okay.
Let's look at...
Why don't you show what a fire pit is meant to be?
It's the easiest thing in the world to make.
And it's about $60 at Home Depot.
It's basically a bunch of bricks.
There you go.
Now, the bricks are shaped differently.
They sort of taper in so you can have them in a circle.
So just, you don't even need to dig a hole.
Just make sure that the place you're putting on is flat.
It doesn't have to be on brick.
It could be on grass.
As long as the area is perfectly flat, you plop the bricks down.
They don't need any mortar.
And then you can have a steel thing in the middle or nothing.
And that looks beautiful.
Okay, so Paul made a piece of shit that I guess we don't have.
Actually, I have it.
It's probably in an email somewhere.
Yeah, you see if you can dig that up.
And so he was punished and he was forced to redo it.
So he's since redone it and it sucks just as bad.
It really is pathetic.
Oh, I just have the other one here.
Sorry.
Show the new one.
So this is the new and improved.
Forced to do it all over again.
This should be, no, no, don't keep digging.
Find that up later.
So this is it.
This is him saying to Milo, sorry, I know that first fire pit sucked.
I solved the problem.
Here it is.
Isn't it beautiful?
Now, the first one was done with found bricks.
I guess he bought these and also gravel that Paul stole from Milo's neighbor's driveway, which I'm sure he wasn't thrilled.
And I am just stunned.
I said to him, when Milo showed me this, I said, it looks like a guy who's the best at training dogs in the world managed to train them to make a fire pit.
And this is on like amazing pets.
This is on the show amazing pets.
Pretty bad.
It sucks.
And here's something interesting we didn't mention the last time we discussed Paul's lack of talent.
Paul lives in the hood in, I think, Newark or somewhere way out in Jersey in a really bad part of town.
And Jersey can get real bad.
That's why Corey Booker pretends that he hangs out there to give himself some cred.
But all the local black kids are fatherless and they tend to get into trouble.
So what Paul does is he rounds them up and he shows them stuff and they stay at his house and he's sort of like the white shadow of his hood and he gives them jobs.
And it's funny because normally, like in the movie Gran Torino, you have Clint Eastwood showing him the boy, the immigrant boy, how to fix a car and stuff.
This is the blind leading the blind.
So what could be a really beautiful mentorship showing local black kids how to do stuff like build a fire pit, which by the way, just look it up on YouTube, Paul.
It's not an art.
This is not carpentry.
But he has, he shows them how to build a fire pit and then he pays them like, I don't know what he pays them, 20 bucks, to build him a fire pit.
So this is, and these are young kids.
Some of them are 10, 11, 12, 13.
These are young kids under Paul's instruction building a fire pit at his house.
You ready for this?
What are you showing me?
That's the one Milo wanted, and that's the one that they built.
Yeah, so why'd you show the other two?
We already discussed them.
Were you not watching your own show?
I was looking for the original pit.
All right.
This is the hood fire pit.
And Paul showed me this with pride.
So not only is he happy with what the kids did, he was happy with himself for being so good at fire pits that he was able...
You don't want to bother putting in the garbage and maybe all flammable garbage.
So that means you're putting stuff in there, tubes and sticks.
That means it gets jostled around.
The second any branch touches one of those bricks, it's on the ground.
Like, it's the least strong.
You could have used rebar or something through those holes.
There's a million ways you could build a tough fire pit.
That is garbage.
So you can see why he was so thrilled when he built that hole in the ground for Milo.
Unbelievable.
It's an improvement from the first one, though.
Yes, it is.
So the first one was a 1 out of 10.
This is a 1.1 out of 10.
I know Milo hates this discolored brick over here.
Yes.
This mildo-y brick.
So do I. What happened to that?
Does that one have AIDS, darling?
Was that one left with pond scum for three years?
Yeah, couldn't you flip that upside down?
The bottom of it actually looks less corroded.
No, his brain doesn't work like that.
He got I paid him to paint my guest house.
He got paint on the carpet, and he says, no problem, man, I'll just sand it.
That's what you do when you get paint on a rug.
You break out The Sanders.
Just sand it because carpets are made of wood.
All right.
Big news.
Ruiz and Anthony Joshua.
I never heard of Ruiz before.
I guess I'm not that well informed.
But here's what I think happened, and you're not talking to a sports expert.
Anthony Joshua, British guy, Nigerian by genetics.
And so he has a lot of Nigerian UKs and people in Nigeria follow him, but he has a British accent.
His arms look like they're just a bag with giant bowling balls in them.
He's just made of 8,000 muscles.
And he fights this fat pig from California, Mexican guy, but like the way he's Nigerian, this guy's Mexican.
He's from California.
And this guy was a fat tub who was napping like 10 years ago.
Look at him.
What's his full name?
Carmen Ruiz?
Anyway, his thing is Snickers bars.
That's his favorite snack.
And I think what happened with Anthony Joshua didn't want to fight the second greatest heavyweight in the world, which is Deontay Wilder.
So he said, you know what I'll do?
I'll get this Andy Ruiz Jr.
I'll knock the shit out of him for a while, get some more interest in me, then I'll fight Deontay Wilder for like 200 million bucks.
And that was the plan, I believe.
Ruiz kicked the living shit out of the number one heavyweight champion of the world.
He destroyed him.
And what is that?
Is that the highlight clip?
Oh, and look, Joshua knocks him on his ass, and so everyone thought the fight was over.
But Fatso has just got some punches, dude.
Here's another theory I have about Mexicans.
Especially when they train in Mexico.
I think training in a boiling hot, shitty gym at 120-degree heat, it just makes you a better fighter.
And I think a lot of us northerners aren't used to like the intense heat you feel in the ring.
Look at that.
Whoa, I hadn't seen that part before.
His punches.
And look, there's no grace.
He's just like walloping him.
And he knocks him down.
So here's the deal.
See the black guy?
The black guy's Anthony Joshua?
Obviously.
You are watching a man lose $200 million.
You know how many other people are losing money too?
Bet on it?
That's a little less consequential than the $200 million.
And his career might be over.
Right now, if he wanted to fight Deontay Wilder, he'd probably get paid $5 to $10 million.
If he had won this fight or even not done it and just fought Deontay, he would have made $200 million.
What a dumbass.
And it's birthed all these wonderful memes.
This might be the greatest meme I've ever seen.
Oh, wait.
Maybe we shouldn't show that first.
Do you have that one where he gets blasted out of the body?
Oh, that's a good one.
Show that never working out my core again.
Like they always say, the way you, I always get broken ribs because I don't have much of a core.
And the way they say you avoid that is you keep building up the muscles around your tits and stuff.
And this is the new meme, I'm never working out my core again.
Andy Ruiz has a Snickers logo on his Twitter page for his bio.
But here, oh, that's an interesting one.
Yeah, sorry.
I've got too much info on this, and it's getting all muddled up.
No one seems to know about this, but he said, why am I feeling like this?
You've got to really turn it up.
It's super quiet.
It's when he's in the corner with his coach, and his coach leans in and he's like, what are you doing?
Don't knock about, guys.
You're blowing it.
You're blowing it.
And he says, why am I feeling like this?
I think he was already concussed.
I think he was in a daze.
Because he got knocked down twice.
That was the end of the round.
And then he got knocked down two times after.
I think the end of the round, he was in a complete daze.
See if you can hear this.
it way up Oh, yeah.
Oh, you could hear it, yeah.
By the way, if you ever ask that question, that's the problem right there.
It's like, why am I drowning?
There's no good answer for that.
The question itself is the problem.
But here's, I think, the greatest boxing meme that's ever been produced.
Last 40 seconds of that round, Brian, I think Anthony Josh would move one punch, and that was a curse must be the worst attack.
That guy does tons of memes like that.
200 million.
So, have you ever heard of the Drake curse?
No.
Every time someone poses with Drake, their team loses or they lose.
Look up.
Yeah, there it is.
Show that.
So look at all these different boxes.
Is that all boxers?
Because I thought it's actual teams, too.
Every time they pose with Drake, that boxer loses or that team loses too.
And then Anthony Joshua posed with Drake and said, about to break the curse, because he was so confident.
Oh, I heard he trained in Miami, too.
He's probably partying.
No one goes to Miami to train.
It's too fun.
You go somewhere shitty like upstate New York.
No offense, upstate New York, where you can't be distracted.
The number one heavyweight champion in the world, sexy black dude in Miami, I smell cocaine and blowjobs, not training.
Meanwhile, Snickers over in California is just going, Anyway, hell of a fight.
Literal game changer.
How are we doing for time?
You know what I want to do here is talk to...
I want to get to the mailbag and talk about this viral video.
But before that, I want to talk to me about...
Is Prince the one?
I believe, yeah.
It's, um...
It's uh-oh.
I think I might be going bald.
You see that?
Can you zoom in?
not in the you could you could bleed in you could see some scalp Not in the front, You can see a little scalp in the back.
I don't care about the back.
I care about this.
This is my bread and butter.
No.
You start losing it here.
We got major props.
Well, you're noticing it now that the sun's out more.
The sun makes your hair lighter.
Major props to ground control.
All right, go to home with me.
Be the subject of discussion, but it's nothing when you stop and just say fuck it because you're walking out in public.
Prince was very particular about his music.
He didn't want it being, I guess I would say, monetized.
You know, Purple Rain was an incredible album.
We all love it.
You can't love Purple Rain.
And there's even, you know, non-famous tracks like, Take Me With You, that he wanted to just keep on the album, keep in our memories, keep out of the hands of credit card companies.
But now that he's dead, his siblings, his family, the estate, can't wait to market it.
And here's the crazy part.
I kind of get it.
Like, the guy's dead.
It had its moment.
Like, when I hear a Who song, and it's like, yeah!
Like Teenage Wasteland.
I go, Teenage Wasteland had its fun in the 60s and 70s and 80s, and teenagers loved it.
All right, now it's just sitting there.
Can we use it in a car ad?
So, I'm of two minds about this.
On the one hand, I'm mad that Prince is being used at sports games.
And on the other hand, I think, the guy's dead.
He killed himself with fentanyl, really.
Let the music have its own life.
Check it out.
It's not playing just yet.
That's not it.
They changed the song.
Sing closely.
Not yet.
There.
The drums on Purple Rain are amazing, too.
Like the musicians he got together in Minneapolis.
Lisa and Lisa, or whatever, those weird lesbians.
I don't care what we do, but anyway, pretty baby, just take me with you.
And then I guess it ends.
So they don't even play the whole song.
Maybe that's a scam they do, so they don't have to pay the rights for that.
I know Fox News will do that.
They'll play a song for like seven seconds, and it's not long enough to have to pay for it.
Roger Ailes must have Scottish in him somewhere, because he was the cheapest son of a bitch.
I always kind of admired that about Fox News, how cheap they were, despite netting $850 million a year, which is more than Avatar grossed.
Damn.
Damn.
That's crazy.
Not only is that crazy, that's what's up.
That's what's up.
No, that is what's up, my man.
I love that.
I like the idea of guys getting mad while talking like that.
No, no, no, no.
Now, don't you stop with me.
That is, and we'll always be.
What's up?
Now we're turning into like a Tyler Perry movie.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Bad, black overacting.
Blackting.
Blackting.
All right.
Yes, let's, let's get to the mailbag, shall we?
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
Let me touch it.
Okay, this is a nice letter out of Texas, and it says, my husband and I bought land with my family a few years ago in Texas.
Love Texas, love the people, love everything about it.
I have two beasts with it.
it is hotter than a pack of jalapenos on the 4th of July on the beach on fire dipped in molten lava that's being electrocuted at the same time at the bottom of Mount St. Helen and I don't like that secondly I don't like the way that it's so spread out it's so vast you see this in Australia and a lot of in Canada too where if you want to eat everyone has to get in the car and then they drive out to where they're going to eat and they end up being fat because you just
drove all the way there you might as well eat and then you want to go to a bar you got to go drive to the bars everything's driving all over the place otherwise best place on earth we now share it like a hippie commune with my siblings and parents we got to know our neighbors and just like king of the hill my husband often stops in to chat with them over beer one of them is a rancher our first conversation with him was why we got away from pennsylvania and how sick we were of being subjected to liberal laws that made it impossible to live the country life we wanted we talked for a while about revisionist history and how the next generation is screwed if
they fall for this leftist crap being fed to them one day we ran into one of them while he was shirtless working on his property and notice he had not one but two kkk tattoos i've never seen a kkk tattoo before i then became aware for the first time that not only am i a beaner my biracial mom and the rest of my tan ass family move right next to a bigot it turns out we get along quite well my husband has helped him on his land and we even invited him to our baby shower
after our baby gotta watch what pics you take.
Can't you get it covered up or changed?
I guess rural people don't really care.
After our baby was born, he stopped to see him and complimented us on how cute my little half-breed beaner baby is, and his wife offered to babysit him.
We helped round up his runaway cows, and he's given us some of his best blueberry bushes for our garden.
My husband, you're lucky you guys can have blueberries.
In upstate New York, there's nothing.
You couldn't have berries in your fridge without a deer picking your lock, coming in, and eating them.
My husband jokingly made mention of the beautiful tattoos my neighbor has, and he responded by saying he was a wild man in his younger years and did dumb things.
We never spoke of it again.
This is the face of racist Americans among us.
No need for outrage.
Our racist neighbor is one of the best we ever had.
I fixed the grammar, as you may have seen.
And yes, female conservative Puerto Ricans that have kids after they get married exist, just not in New York.
Sincerely, Christina.
That's the nicest racist letter I've ever read.
Heartwarming.
I was thinking with that too recently.
All of this, like, I felt unsafe around this person, and you've endangered our community, and this person can't do a talk.
He will incite violence.
First of all, you got the wrong guy.
I'm not a Nazi, and the guy you're talking about is not a Nazi.
But even those horrible guys, like the Holocaust deniers and all that, do they really cause that much damage?
Do they really destroy buildings?
I see liberals burn Berkeley to the ground.
I see liberals, even after they have an environmentalist rally, just devastate the area with litter and trash.
And I see them spitting on people and being violent.
But I don't really see the right doing it, even the evil right.
Anyway, we're running out of time here.
I wanted to show you this video because I think it's really interesting.
And I have a, as usual, I have a fun take on it.
But while we're looking for that, find the shooter SUV guy.
I can't believe I didn't include it in my notes.
So this first one is Dude Gets Into It with Trump Supporters.
And it goes back to the Trump theme of today's show.
I don't like these hats, by the way.
The authentic MAGA hats?
No, it's in our notes, dude.
The shooting man one?
No, but you can find that when we watch the other one.
Or no, you can't do that.
I did find it, though.
Oh, good.
That was fast.
But I don't want to show that first.
I want to show the other one first.
Have you noticed these hats?
They're so sort of plumpy.
They're meant for Trump hair.
Well, one person has that hair.
No, what's all this?
Let's see you.
We haven't seen you all episodes.
Let me see you.
Look at me.
Yep.
It fits perfect for what I have.
I got all this.
Let me just plop.
Looks great.
No, you look like a character in a kid's cartoon, like some sort of caterpillar man.
It rules.
And you put it down like this, and it looks cool, too.
Nope.
It's good for you.
You know, this whole bangs shit makes you look really insecure.
Insecure?
Yeah.
It's like a teenage girl, goth girl, with like her bangs like this, because she doesn't want people to see her.
Like the girl from Breakfast Club?
Yes.
Right.
Well, I mean, this is what I got otherwise.
Yeah, it's called a human face.
It's a Tommy Lee Jones forehead, though.
I'm Tommy Lee Jones.
And this makes me look like...
Charles Bronson.
I prefer that.
He had bangs.
No, I don't think he did.
Anyway, show the video the Trump supporters.
It's super long, so we're going to have to do some skipping.
But it's a bunch of people, sort of like the people I talked about today, just saying Trump for president.
America's been great since 1776.
And this guy's in a car, and I think he's with his kids and his family.
I think he might be a rapper, actually.
I saw talk of that.
He gets out and he wants to fight them all.
He's super pissed.
play it What do you mean by Donald Trump?
What do you mean by Trump?
What are you doing with you, nigga?
Don't you?
Don't you shoving people?
You're not even supposed to be fucking with them.
That's a very political guy.
He hates the tariffs with China.
His word is going to affect trade.
Yeah.
We have a lot of debt with China.
You think it's foreign policy is going to make it fucking violent.
Now, you ready for my crazy take on this?
Yeah.
The black guy is right.
What?
If there was a Nazi president that hated Negroes and became like president saying, I'm going to get rid of these Negroes and we won't have a problem with Negroes no more.
And he became president and basically it was Klan America, right?
And he's with his kids and his kids are scared in the car because everyone's wearing Klan America hats.
I would get out of the car if, you know, I was the black dude in that scenario.
I'd spit in a woman's face too.
I would spit in a woman's face too.
If she was like, she wanted my, you know, she was scaring my kids and we had this evil president that was putting all my people in danger.
But that's not the case.
So this guy is like chasing witches in the Salem witch trial.
So in a sense, here's another unpopular angle.
In a sense, he's a victim.
Now, he's a victim of his own self-brainwashing, his own in curiosity.
So I don't feel bad for him.
But just like that Antifa guy who's facing 15 years in prison.
Remember our best letter ever?
Some skateboarder got in and tried to...
Some hippie kid, and they beat him up.
Yeah, some hipsters tried to steal their skateboard.
You know, those Trump supporters' skateboards.
That's a new one.
But anyway, just like that Antifa guy who's going to jail for 15 years prison for 15 years because he thought he was beating up a Nazi, this guy's, he does get arrested at the end of the video and is spitting in old ladies' faces based on a myth.
Donald Trump is not racist.
Trump supporters are not racist.
So he's sitting there at one point.
He goes, yeah, you got a problem with the color of my skin.
That's what's really Going on here, no, they don't, dumbass.
What a total waste of time.
And the reason, look at that, poor kids.
There's dad getting arrested.
Dad's a fucking irresponsible asshole.
Well, he didn't look it up, he didn't do his research.
But what I'm saying, and this is crazy.
I'm saying his heart is in the right place.
No, you're right.
Yeah, he's been told the false bill of goods.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But still, what are you going to do about it?
Like, you have your family there.
You can't put them in danger.
Well, you're outnumbered.
Let's say these are Nazi supporters, right?
They sound dangerous.
So why are you going to go there when you're outnumbered with your family?
if there was an anti-Scottish Nazi rally and my family's driving by, I would just keep driving.
I don't want my kids to get hurt.
However, if it was year two of constant Scottish bashing and I was told that this guy's gonna get rid of Tartan and Haggis's are banned and cops were shooting Scots on the street, I might just snap and go, you know what?
Fuck this.
Yeah, I drop him off at the mall right there, though, first.
Yeah, well, it's not easy to find parking in Los Angeles.
Now, I'm going to end the show on a huge bummer because that's the way I roll.
I've always said the talk is a really dangerous thing to do to young black males because what you're saying is don't try.
If you want to be a lawyer, you're never going to get a gig.
No one wants you as a lawyer.
It's a total and utter waste of time.
Give up.
And another part of the talk, you know what the talk is, right?
When kids turn, I don't know, eight to 13.
Procter and Gamble talk?
It was on Procter and Gamble.
The black parents sit to me and go, look, I know you don't know what racism is, but I'm going to tell you.
And I'm going to have a very skewed definition of it.
It's going to involve us being persecuted on a daily basis and in huge danger of being killed by police.
And it basically says you're living in apartheid, so be prepared to have the crap beaten out of you.
And then they throw in some story about being pulled over by the cops, but they don't mention that they were resisting and being an asshole.
They just say, I got pulled over for a taillight, and the next thing you know, I'm being tased.
Yeah, you left out a few details in the middle there where you were telling the cop to go fuck himself and saying no a hundred times.
So it develops this like, why bother attitude?
And that's not just bad for education and getting a job.
It's also really dangerous in a criminal way.
Like the Central Park V. We'll talk about that tomorrow.
But with the Central Park V, you're saying, look, you'll just be an innocent little kid and you're going to get thrown in jail for a rape you didn't commit.
And then the next thing you know, some guy like is raping a girl and he goes, well, I might as well kill her because I don't want there to be any witnesses and I'm going to be going to jail for this.
Or some other guy is there while his friend is raping a girl and then he just goes, we got to kill her, dude, because we'll go to jail for 20 years anyway.
That's what they do in China.
You're supposed to pay someone's medical bills if they live and you hit them with the car.
So when someone hits someone in China with a car, they just keep running over them and running over them until they're totally dead.
So they don't have to pay anything.
Damn.
So this is some disturbing footage about a guy probably committing a crime, probably drug stuff, and he's being chased by police.
And I am willing to wager that this man died of this bullshit myth that the cops are out to get you and America's a racist hellhole and there's no hope for you.
This is why I'm so against this myth because it kills black people.
It puts everyone in danger.
Like we don't have any data on how many times a black guy was with cops and he thought, well, they're going to kill me anyway.
As opposed to like, oh, well, I better get a lawyer.
So if you are purporting this hands-up, don't shoot bullshit, you are partly responsible for deaths such as the one you're about to watch.
And I should probably say spoiler alert, warning, trigger warning.
This is really, really dark and horrible and not a fun way to end a show.
okay turn that He has a cigarette lit and he gets shot plenty of times and just keeps walking.
By the way, the angle on that clip is that the cops shot too much.
I'd like to see how you react when some guy is shooting at you.
Just shoot the gun out of his hand.
Or then shoot him in the toes so he falls.
He's still in I'm going to shoot you position.
That has to stop no matter what.
Do you think you miss sometimes?
I can't read this guy's mind, but what are the odds that he thought we live in a racist, hellhole, horrible society where cops kill everyone every day?
I'm going to die anyway.
I might as well go out in a blaze of glory.
And fuck these cops who keep killing all my friends.
Man, I knew you hated flip-flops, but that was pretty dark, dude.
I don't hate shower shoes that much.
I don't know.
I think the reason I bring that up is to say all of this moaning and complaining about the false narrative and fake news isn't as simple as I like my newspapers to be more accurate.
It actually has a serious agenda, and it is you're polarizing the world and you're making us into us and them.
And when you have us and them, people get to a state of hopelessness where the other side is totally dehumanized.
And that leads to death.
So get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
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