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May 14, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S02E07 - SOCIAL MEDIA BREAKDOWN
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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
The people from Bad Hall do again and again.
It's big and it's black.
We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town.
Beep beep.
Fashion.
That song is a little bit about fascism, you know.
It's 1980, Scary Monsters.
David Bowie, the album of Scary Monsters, he kind of downplays it.
He said it wasn't literally about fascists, it was about the sort of style Nazis, style fascists in the scene at the time.
The Goon Squaw.
That was the new romantic movement in the 80s, which is actually kind of a fascinating musical scene because they were sort of seen as these dandies, these fops, these humos, but it was all blue-collar types who were busting their ass.
And on the Friday night, after working an 80-hour week, they wanted to really rock and roll.
So when you see like those Elton John platform boots and the whole glam movement of the 80s and Human League, the new romantics, all that stuff, and you see them in their plush baby blue suits, no, those guys are East London Bruisers who will kill you.
The reason I played that particular jam is because last night was the Met Gala.
And the theme this year was Camp, which I'm learning just means gay.
Can I just show you my outfit, by the way, that I put, I went through my closet and I found the most campy stuff I had.
I didn't prepare for this well, but this jacket is worth a zoom in.
I got it.
I thought I'll never wear this.
I wear this all the time, Donning.
Hold on a second.
Can you see that?
Yep, they can't hear you, though.
It's a dashing, sparkly number.
It is the Goon Squad and it's coming to town.
Beep, beep.
I believe it's a crushed.
We should do like just a rocky horror frankenfer.
Hi, welcome back to the show.
I'm not big on gay podcasts, but are there podcasts where a guy is that gay?
Like, hello, darling.
Welcome back.
Out Q is a radio show on British.
Oh.
So, come up to the lab and see what's on the slab.
I see you shiver with anticip...
Patient.
All right, we should check in on the thingamadoodle just because, I don't know, it's more color.
I like color.
I like fashion.
I'm a ponce.
I'm a homo.
Homo.
I'm British.
I'm English.
I was born in England.
And though I have many other nationalities infused in my being, I can't ignore the Englishman.
And the Englishmen are very into fashion.
Who's that now?
I believe that's Gagi.
Gaga was the winner, girls.
Gaga win it.
Look at that.
Not only does she have like three guys carrying her dress, they have umbrellas.
What does camp mean?
Camp, I just means unbelievably gay.
Brutally gay.
There was one woman.
You keep going and find her.
She's like this black radical activist, writer, persona, non-grata.
And she had her shaved head.
She'll come up soon.
That one's boring.
Oh, that was Katy Perry.
She was a chandelier.
And the back, of course, she had to politicize everything.
I think a big part of camp is just silly uselessness.
Like, this is what fashion should be.
Look at this guy.
That's what I think, that's when gays were good at being gay.
This is gay in its ideal form, just like lavish homosexuality.
No, go click on it.
Go back to that dude who had the men carrying him.
This was Milo's big thing, too, when he had men carrying him in to do a talk.
But this other woman had, it said on the back of her suit, she was wearing a suit, drag queens, black drag queens, invented camp.
They just had to slam that.
Oh, that's a fun couple.
Did they make out in that?
I like the idea of hairy Lebanese man hairs coming through lace.
That's Cardi B. She absolutely won it.
This is a stripper from the Bronx who used to drug men's drinks and rob them.
And now she personifies menstruation.
Congratulations.
Oh, that's Zendaya.
Zendaya was Cinderella, even though she's half black.
See, even that's kind of political.
You know what's funny about her, I found out?
Her dad is Kazembe Ajamu.
The African man.
Kazembe Ajamu.
His born name?
Sammy Coleman.
I am not Sammy Coleman anymore.
I am Kazembe Ajamu Wakanda.
Who else do we have there?
Naomi Campbell?
Oh, this is what he looks like.
This is him.
That is the African man, Sammy Coleman.
Wow, her mom is a dog.
Two negatives make a positive, huh?
Holy cow.
I hope that doesn't bode well for whoever Zendaya marries.
The future does not look bright.
That is bogus.
Keep going, though.
There was Naomi Campbell.
Keep going down.
Is that her in Charles?
Oh, that was a big thing.
People would bring...
Keep scrolling.
Dickhead.
Oh, that's a good one.
Click on that.
That was Kim Kardashian, and she was dripping wet, but instead of water beads, it's diamonds.
Look at her boobs.
They're fake.
What a waste.
Why did you do that?
You're blessed with a perfect posterior and you ruined.
Well, actually, you're too much.
Yeah.
Look at that.
It looks like a butthole.
It looks like a retard.
Her entire butt is a butthole.
Oh, I see.
Yep.
It's a butthole dress.
That's a typical.
Wet butthole.
Oh, by the way, wet butthole are playing Mercury Lounge.
They're opening up for Lily Collins.
Oh, good.
Lily Collins looks fine.
Solo act.
Let's get some more gays.
Keep scrolling.
I want to find the one that said Drag Queen's boring, boring.
Oh, that was cool.
Jared Leto?
Jared Leto brought his own head.
Wow.
Yeah.
There's a few of those.
That's a good look to bring your own head.
Don't.
There we go.
Look.
Oh, someone else is carrying Jared Leto.
Why is there so many of those?
What do you mean?
Like anime shit.
What is with the anime?
Well, this is the whole Twitter feed.
Jesus.
Oh, that looks great.
Oh, that's James Charles.
That's my guy.
It's my little buddy.
You love your James Charles.
I like that Naomi Campbell.
Go to that link.
Where?
It's further on down on the lists of what to do.
So we're not scrolling through that anymore.
Okay.
No, you weren't.
I didn't like the way you were doing it.
So there's Naomi Campbell, who looks pretty awesome.
Although without her makeup, I hear she's basically bald.
Like she's been pulling her hair back for so long that her forehead ends about here.
But keep going.
I love this look with the pink.
When black girls wear pink lace, it looks very, very sexy.
Although go down a bit, her bunions are pretty bad.
Well, let's see those buns.
They just passed them, dumbass.
There's got to be a close-up of the buns.
No.
They're not going to zoom in on bunions, and don't call bunions buns.
Go down farther, though.
This is the coup.
She had a guy with a big plastic fan fanning her.
That was his job, was to show up and just fan her.
That's an aristocrat right there.
That's classic.
Oh, I think that was fanning Tatum.
Good job.
Now, find the chick who had Black Drag Queens invented camp.
If there's one thing that you cannot be political at, you can just relax, it's the Met Gala fashion event where the theme is rampant gayness.
Apolitical.
I would say camp is the least political thing in the gay world, but no.
Lina Waite just has to start making everything political.
Look at her.
You don't look very fun to hang out with, my dear.
It's not a serious night.
I don't think that's camp.
I think camp has a bit of fun to it.
You look like you're in the Black Panthers.
Chill oot, as they say in Scotland.
I mean, you can't see the humor in your outfit.
You're not allowed to be that humorless at the Met Gala.
Look at that woman.
No, no, go up, go up with the chandelier in her head.
Yeah, you're being serious at that event.
Yeah, drop it.
Take it down a notch.
All right.
We've got a lot to discuss on today's show.
I want to get kind of serious for a second here.
This is an old episode for you.
It's a banked episode.
But poor Laura Loomer.
This is an important analogy I think people need to understand.
If a woman stubs her toe, what does she do?
She cries.
She's sad.
If a man stubs his toe, what does he do?
He gets mad.
He wants to fight.
I see my wife stub her toe, and I'll see her lie down and cry, and I'll just think, how is this sad?
I'm not very empathetic or sympathetic, but I'll just, I'll just, I won't say it out loud, but I'll just be thinking, how is this sad?
What's sad about what just happened to you?
Meanwhile, if I stub my toe, it's expletives, it's rage.
Sometimes I want to punish the bedpost.
I remember when I was a tree planter, you'd be walking through the cutover and occasionally, you'd get whipped with a branch.
I would go, God damn it.
And then I would get the branch and I would go up to the other branches and I'd make them watch me torture the branch in front.
It's maniacal.
It's psychopathic, I understand.
But it just helped me get over the fact that I just had a cut on my arm.
You would really get whipped.
Tree planting.
I punch inanimate stuff all the time.
Yeah.
This is PUBG.
What's that?
That was fourth place.
That's me punching objects because of PUBG.
I don't know what PUBG is, Millennial.
It's a video game.
Oh.
That's kind of different.
But yeah.
So the thing you have to understand about this life here in the game, and when I say that, I mean fighting the left and fighting political correctness and defending Trump and pushing for semi-traditional values, even though we're not really that conservative.
We're always called far-right or alt-right, and we're not.
We're pretty centrist, actually.
I mean, we're socially liberal, fiscally conservative, and pro having the borders reasonably maintained.
But what I've noticed that it does is to men, it'll often, there's a series of things that can happen.
So you start to get oppressed, you get deplatformed.
So it can push guys out onto the fringes.
Owen Benjamin isn't lost, but he is getting pushed out to pretty radical areas.
Nothing too, nothing irrevocable.
And nothing, I'm not going to criticize Owen Benjamin.
I think it's interesting what he's doing.
But then there's other ones like Jovi Val, who is a full-on Nazi now, a bunch of other kids, Richard Spencer even was relatively normal until he was pushed over to the fringes.
Pax, what's his name, Dickinson?
Where you make these people so ostracized that they can only speak to people in the far, far right, and the next thing you know, they're far, far right.
So that's one thing that happens to them.
Others get more resilient and angry, like me and Tucker.
And who Else me?
Yeah, okay, you.
I get grumpy.
No, I'm talking about not being pushed super far right, but getting Milo is another example.
Steven Crowder is another example.
And then the third possibility, and this happens more often with women because it's not their natural instinct to want to fight after being hurt.
It's their natural instinct to hurt when they're hurt.
And they cry.
They feel immense pain.
They want to give up.
And I don't know if that's where Laura is now.
We're going to talk to her.
She only wants to talk on the phone.
She feels like crap.
She doesn't feel like having her looks made fun of after she's been crying all night.
But sometimes they can't take it.
Let's look at her.
This is her on InfoWars, where she apparently had a brutal meltdown.
Now, this clip is very interesting, and I'll tell you why after you watch it.
Turn it up.
Okay, so that was a parody of Laura having a meltdown on InfoWars.
Why is that the only video I could find of her meltdown?
Because people will get banned if they praise InfoWars.
So the only way you can show Laura having a meltdown without getting censored is to mock her.
That's where we are with big tech.
The only place I could find that clip was her being ridiculed by a cartoon.
Look at this.
Linda Sarsur.
This is actually sad.
Oh, is that the clip though?
Yep.
See on Twitter it's okay, but Facebook is the one that.
Facebook says you can't praise.
It doesn't look like Roosh is very sympathetic.
Does anybody understand how ruined my life is?
I'm sick of it.
I don't want to listen to people tell me that I'm a conspiracy theorist.
They don't know what it's like to be me.
If it was a dude, I'd say, dude, don't do that in public.
But if it's Chick, I go, you poor thing.
You're getting terrorized.
I mean, I think there's nothing like a little bit of sexism to help women.
We were at a bar last night, and I saw this woman drunk out of her mind.
She was destroyed.
And I said, how are you getting home?
Now, she was being confrontational with me.
I was talking about how much Mark Ruffalo sucks to my friends and how much I hate him.
Him and Common, I think, are my top.
Oh, no, Tyrus, the wrestler.
Common, Tyrus, and Mark Ruffalo make my skin crawl.
And I was saying that, you know, just shooting the shit.
And she's like, you need to shut up.
Very attractive woman, by the way, maybe an 8.8, which makes her even more vulnerable, right?
And I said, you should, she goes, what are you talking about?
I go, oh, we're talking about how women shouldn't drink.
And then she goes, and then I go, how are you getting home?
Because you should be careful.
And then I thought, wait, it sounds like I'm threatening to beat her up.
So I said, hi, Mark.
Thanks for chatting.
Oh, this is one of my favorite tweets.
He's got a white flag with surrender, and he's waving goodbye to the patriarchy.
With his hand on his vagina.
Oh, yeah, what's going on with his right hand?
I don't know.
Is he holding his balls in as they get sucked into his wife's purse?
Anyway, I said to her, you got to be really careful.
She goes, I live in this building.
I just go upstairs.
And then I thought, all right, fine.
She's fine.
And then I sort of made fun of her speech a little bit, like, hello, Wes.
This Irish guy was going to kill me.
He goes, you don't need to be a complete fucking scombag.
And I go, yeah, I can make fun of the way she's talking after she confronted me and I know she's going to be safe.
And then him and the bartender get into it.
And it was one of those things where you're sort of, you're getting your fists ready for a brawl and making sure he has no cutlery near him because he was eating a hamburger earlier.
Actually, that's my favorite kind of brawls, though, in a bar.
Because there's stools in the way to stop him from really getting a good grip.
And it gets broken up really fast.
And you don't have to worry about like getting your head slammed against the pavement.
Tons of witnesses.
Yeah, tons of witnesses.
You don't have to worry about being curbed or something.
But he lost his argument and was sent home.
This is audio from her last night.
That slows down the show, dude.
So me saying how are you getting home and stuff and saying this isn't funny and you got to make sure you get home is sexist.
I'm saying you can't handle your liquor.
And that leaves her safer.
I was actually on Anthony's show yesterday talking about this, about women.
And me and Nick DiPaulo and Kumia like to bitch about women in action movies and how why is that scene is so important?
We need more female superheroes.
We need more women stopping bank robbers.
And it's like, we need more women's stories.
That's a big thing with feminism.
Women need to be in more stories.
Why are we always hearing about Howard Hughes built a plane?
Yeah, that's it.
I think it's episode 811.
And these feminists go, why don't we hear about a woman?
Well, women didn't really fly planes.
But here's the thing, feminists.
All these male stories you hear about, it's a given that these men came out of women's bodies.
Now that's been trivialized to nothing, and it's actually a huge deal.
My son is in the studio today because he's sick and mom had to go to work.
What's going on there, buddy?
You have to pee or something?
We're filming now.
All right, anyway, I can't stop.
What do you think of...
He's playing video games.
Yeah, you're the queen bee.
The fact that you made all these bees makes you superior.
And Coulter would call women sentient.
Sentient beings.
They're magic.
Oh, I don't want to be the creator.
I'm not a baby machine.
It's a pretty incredible machine.
It's a miracle machine.
It's almost like God saying, hey, how come I've only been in like a few movies?
I was in Oh God.
Then there was one with Morgan Freeman and Jim Carrey.
But I want to be in more movies.
You don't need to be in more movies.
You're the main guy.
You created all of this.
In fact, women should watch these movies that men are in and go, that's my little guys running around stopping bank robbers.
I love it.
I love you guys.
But no, we keep talking about women as men, and I'm sorry, ladies, but you make shitty men.
It's just like Clark Kent.
He's not a good journalist, but he's a great superhero.
But with feminists, you have these women doing the thing they're not good at and ignoring their superpowers.
So we have Clark Kent at the Daily Planet all day being a lame journalist.
All right, before we talk to Laura, though, so we just showed her meltdown, the only way we're allowed to, which is mocking her.
Let's see her.
She also went to Facebook recently to say, what's going on?
What are you guys doing?
You look at her whole canon.
By the way, she started a terrorist charity.
Let's let her talk.
Who was also banned and he did it on Holocaust Remembrance Day.
And why did he do that?
Because Mark Zuckerberg is a self-hating Jew.
And these people here in Silicon Valley, these people, these people who work at Facebook and places like Twitter are actual Nazis.
Their tactics are fascist.
And they accuse conservatives and Trump supporters of being fascists and Nazis simply because we support President Trump and we support free speech.
But if you go against their left wing agenda, if you post facts, if you're against terrorism or if you're a proud conservative Jewish woman like myself, you'll get banned.
You'll get banned and sentenced to the digital gulag because you're not allowed to have free speech.
There's no freedom of speech.
Why'd you fade out like that?
You decide how long clips go now?
Freedom of speech allows you to do that.
There's no freedom of speech allowed here in America.
And nothing.
This is only going to get worse, okay, you guys?
This situation is only going to further escalate.
And more conservatives and more people in this country are continuing to have their rights violated by these Nazis in Silicon Valley if President Trump doesn't do something about this.
If President Trump doesn't start to do something about this and actually lose everything in this country.
Yeah.
Take it down.
No.
You're not going to leave.
No, I'm not going to leave.
I'm going to fight for my First Amendment rights.
Look at this guy playing hardball and he has an earpiece.
You know that he's like the king tough badass of the nerds.
He has two phones in his back pocket.
One for each pocket.
He is the Lemmy.
He is the motorhead of nerds.
I don't have anything to worry about.
Hey, dude, you are the king of the nerds, but here on Earth, you're a guy with a Bluetooth in his ear and a thin sweatshirt under a leather jacket.
Dual-wielding Samsungs.
Like it's the fucking Wild West.
Hello?
All right, let's say hi to Laura.
We are the Gunspa and we're coming to town.
Hey, hey.
Hi, Laura.
How you doing?
Well, I wouldn't say that I'm doing great now that I've been financially blacklisted and banned on every single social media platform.
And, you know, my reputation has been destroyed and I've been branded as a terrorist by one of the most powerful tech companies in the world.
But how are you doing?
Well, I'm in a similar boat.
And I think I'm partly responsible for the boat you are in.
One of the reasons they listed, they banned you is because you associated with me or you praised me or something like that.
Yeah, because I shared your legal fund and I said that what was being done to you was wrong.
And I said that the Proud Boys wasn't a hate organization and that the Proud Boys was originally just a meme.
It was some joke that was created by you as a way for guys to hang out with each other.
And so I guess they used that as one of the reasons or excuses to ban me is to say that, well, Laura Loomer likes Gavin McGinnis, so she must be a Nazi.
Well, a lot of this was about that fund.
And it sounds to me like the SPLC is behind it because they obviously don't like that fund getting to 100% quarter mil to take them down.
The SPLC seems inexorably linked to this, but we just saw a picture there.
So you went to Facebook to confront them, I see.
Yeah, I did.
I went to Facebook.
I actually went to Jack Dorsey's house too.
That video should be posting today because what I did is I went to Jack Dorsey's house two days before I got banned on Facebook and I got a projector and I projected the names of everybody who's been banned onto his wall and I put your name on Jack Dorsey's wall.
And then while I was at his house, he banned the Laura Lumer fan club account and he banned the Periscope on which I was broadcasting it.
So then he deleted it and he was banning everybody who posted the link to the Periscope.
So that's why nobody really saw it.
But I'm going to be posting the full version today.
And you can see that I went to his house and, like I said, projected everybody who's been banned onto his house.
That's awesome.
Yeah, I understand you don't want to do video today.
You just feel beaten down.
And it's true.
You know, I never get attacked for how I look.
People make jokes about it, but it's not serious.
But, you know, you get it on every front.
Even Linda Sarsour, I saw today gloating, saying, this is actually quite sad, which is that high school thing you do where you say, I kind of feel sorry for her.
Yeah.
I mean, that's what they do, right?
And look, I mean, let's not pretend like the Muslims aren't responsible for getting me shut down.
The Council on American Islamic Relations lobbied Facebook and Twitter to ban me.
And their litigation director was literally online gloating about how I've been banned and how they've been able to work to get 90% of my income, I guess, evaporated.
And then he said talk beer, which is essentially a call for jihad in Islam.
So let me get this straight.
So the Muslims at CARE, which is a terrorist organization, they're allowed to lobby to get me banned and they're allowed to use social media, even though they're actually a terrorist organization.
Okay.
But then I'm not allowed to have social media.
And so that's why I sue Twitter and CARE.
And it's just crazy to me because these people were found to be supporting Hamas during the Holy Land Foundation terrorism trial.
And yet they're allowed to take meetings with executives.
Right.
But then Facebook calls the police on me when I go to their lobby.
I mean, it's just absolutely insane what they're doing.
It is.
But you're fighting back.
Your lawsuit's moving forward.
You've got the Ron Coleman behind you suing Twitter and Care at the same time, right?
Yeah, they're suing Twitter and they're suing CARE.
And I'm exploring what I can do to Facebook too now.
I mean, they literally have branded me as a dangerous person.
And so even if I wanted to just say, screw it, I'm giving up politics and get a regular nine to five.
Well, how am I supposed to get a job when the first thing people see when they type in my name is that I'm a dangerous person?
Yeah.
Well, I was thinking you are a dangerous person to the left, which is why they're so angry about you.
You're too effective.
Like, no one's talking about this.
You went to Twitter a long time ago, you chained yourself to the doors, right?
And you had two tweets up.
There was the tweet that got you banned, which was pretty mild.
And then there was a Farrakhan tweet about how Jews are insects and he's an exterminator.
Yeah.
Now he's banned.
So maybe you exposing their hypocrisy actually helped get Farrakhan banned.
Yeah, well, maybe it did.
But, you know, at the end of the day, what they're doing is criminal to people.
What they're doing by branding us as dangerous people, by saying that we're terrorists.
I mean, there are people threatening my life, okay?
There are people threatening my life.
And it's starting to really freak me out because, you know, over these last few months, I started to feel very tired.
And I started to feel like very lethargic and get a lot of headaches.
And I started to get these like weird spasms in my arm.
And I started to feel kind of sick.
And so about a week and a half ago, I went to the doctor and I got some blood work done.
And I just got a phone call from the health department today telling me that I have abnormal levels of mercury in my blood.
And I don't understand like how I have weird levels of mercury in my blood.
But, you know, I'm getting all these death threats from people.
People are branding me as a dangerous person.
The left is smearing me.
They're trying to say that I'm a threat to democracy or whatever.
And now I have high levels of mercury in my blood.
And I just, I don't think people really understand like how serious this is, the way that they're targeting people like me and branding me as a terrorist, right?
Worse than actual terrorist organizations that are online.
And I'm kind of worried about where it's headed.
You know, I'm kind of worried about it.
Well, they humanize animals like MS-13 and jihadists, and they give Omar Kader $10 million when he gets out of Abu Ghraib or Guantanamo or whatever it was.
And then what they do with the right is they start with deplatforming.
Then they move into dehumanizing.
And now you can die of Mercury poisoning and they just go, whatever.
She shouldn't have messed with the wrong people.
Or she's lying and it's not true and she died of natural causes or something like that.
But I get worried about you, Laura, because men and women are different.
And I feel like women, they take it harder when they're being attacked like this.
And I hope you can, I don't know, hang on because we need you.
Yeah, I mean, look, I hope so too.
But look what they're doing to me.
I mean, they are literally ruining my life, you know?
And I flipped out on Alex Jones' show the other day and was telling people about what they're doing.
And now they're trying to make it a meme.
They're trying to say that my pain and my suffering and this feeling that I have of being totally isolated and shut out from the world is something to laugh at.
And I just think it's really evil because I have never committed a crime in my life.
I have never done anything that has harmed anybody.
I simply reported the truth and said things in a very politically incorrect manner.
And for that, I'm being punished and I'm being shut off and isolated.
And I can't talk to my friends anymore.
I can't talk to my family anymore.
I can't make money.
And they're trying to make it so that people have nothing to lose anymore.
I mean, that's what they've done to me.
Essentially, I have nothing to lose anymore.
They've taken everything from me.
And I'm still paying off my student loans.
And I graduated top of my class in college with a journalism degree.
And now I'm stuck with all this debt and a ruined reputation and a degree in journalism, which I'll never be able to utilize now.
Because, well, in this day and age, you can't really be a journalist, can you?
If you're banned on every social media platform.
So what am I supposed to do?
Start your own thing, join me, win this suit.
There's a lot.
I know it looks bleak, but you got to pick yourself up off the ring and step back into the fray.
We need you.
Yeah, no, I mean, I don't really plan on going down without a fight, but, you know, I think everyone knows that I've been fighting.
I've been fighting back hard.
Even after being banned, I went to Facebook.
I mean, you'll see the video today from Jack Dorsey's house.
So I'm doing everything that I can, but I really need people to actually step up and help me too.
People can go to freeloomer.com and that's where they can support my legal fund.
But I think it's about time that people in power, some of our Republican representatives, actually start doing something for me.
Yeah.
You know, I mean, I don't understand.
I've done so much for the party.
I've done so much for President Trump and the left.
I literally put illegal aliens on Nancy Pelosi's lawn.
I confronted Maxine Waters.
I confronted Hillary Clinton.
I confronted James Comey.
I think I've done more than enough for my country, and it's time for people to actually start fighting for me, too.
Couldn't agree more, Laura.
Thanks for coming on, and we're going to keep checking in on you.
Make sure you're okay.
All right.
Thank you, Gavin.
Bye-bye.
Do you think she's being poisoned?
Is that I think she might be eating too much sushi.
Really?
If you eat too much sushi, you could a lot of mercury.
That's your theory.
I'm open-minded, especially when they're on our side.
But that does sound pretty intense that she's getting poisoned.
She is being hyperbolic when she says everyone at Facebook is a literal Nazi, an actual Nazi.
But it is true that there's a bizarre tolerance for anti-Semitism when it comes from Islam and Jews.
The worst anti-Semites in many cases are progressive Jews.
They hate Israel, even within Israel.
I was talking about this with the lawyer the other day, one of my many lawyers I deal with, and he was just so angry about Horetz, which is this progressive newspaper in Israel that is anti-the wall.
They hate the wall.
They hate Israel's immigration policies.
They have Antifa on staff.
Hey, Horetz, do you have any idea how Antifa feels about Israel?
Hold up an Israeli and hold up a Palestinian and ask Antifa who needs to die.
They would shoot the Israeli in a second.
They love Palestinian terrorism.
They love the rockets going over the wall.
And so seemingly does Horetz.
It's bizarre.
I keep when I read that paper, I think, do you guys know what would happen in your egalitarian society?
The walls would come down and you'd be dead.
It wouldn't be this beautiful two-state nation with Jews and Palestinians hanging out and high-fiving.
Here's what I say.
You cannot be pro-Jewish and anti-Israel at the same time.
And to lambaste Israel is to be anti-Semitic.
Okay?
Good.
I'm glad we agree on that.
When I see Laura freaking out, and other conservatives thinking there's no future and getting depressed, I like to show them that DNC fight song and other things that they did.
Like the reason these people are so mad is because they've never lost before.
They're like a spoiled brat who's never been told no before.
And when you tell a spoiled brat no, they malfunction.
They have a nervous breakdown.
And that's what we're in.
That's what Trump Derangement Syndrome is.
It's a spoiled brat being told no for the first time in her life.
So just for fun, Homeless Me would like to remind you of the Hillary days, just to give you a nice little palate cleanser of gloating on this wonderful, breezy evening here in New York City.
Talk to me, don't talk to me.
Dance with me, don't dance with me.
Yo, yo, yo, what's up?
What's up?
It's your boy Lynn Manuel Miranda.
And what a lot of y'all don't understand is that I come from the 90s.
And the 90s was an interesting time in hip-hop because they took it really seriously.
And there was like the five elements of hip-hop.
There was graffiti.
There was rapping.
There was turntabling.
There was break dancing.
And there was another one.
Beatboxing or something?
And it was all so, it was all white kids, especially up in Canada.
It was white kids like learning about the five elements of hip-hop, yo.
And Lynn Manuel Mirando was part of that shit.
And then, you know, time went by and he stuck around.
And I think the thing about pop culture is, especially with rap, is if you just stick around, like there was this guy, Tongue Twista, and he would talk to super duper fast.
And he was seen as a cheesy gimmick in 94.
And then he stuck around.
And by 98, he was like a guy.
You had to have Tongue Twista on your record.
So Lynn Manuel Miranda was part of the backpack hip-hop.
Hippita Hopata.
Hipita Hopata Kapita Hopata culture.
I know I'm not portraying it very well because I resent it.
But now he's like a star and I can see the 90s guy in him.
And it's very evident in this pro-Hillary hip-hop jam.
Yo, bust it out.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
There are ten things you need to do.
You're registered to vote, and it's all the post.
So this is obviously a song trying to get you to vote for Hillary.
And I'm gloating as a pro-Trump guy, Trump won.
And I like going back over some of the stuff they did and laughing at how unbelievably corny they are.
But I'm also laughing at 90s hip-hop and his little mannerisms.
They're so hokey, yo.
They're yokey.
Go ahead, Lynn.
Is that Hillary sign up on your lawn?
Number two.
Number two.
Your cousins in Ohio maybe try and flip them blue.
Number three.
Watch Hillary examine the terrain.
Watch a campaign.
I love how you can see them reading the cue cards the whole time and pretending not to.
And she, she, by the way, she keeps reading the cue cards and all she has to say is, number one, number two, number three.
And here he's about to give a shout out to Cypress Hill and talk about Tim Kane.
Tim Kane was Hillary's VP.
I don't think anyone remembers that.
But Tim Kane was insane in the membrane.
Cypress Hill, nice hip-hop.
Yo, let's wear a backpack.
Tim Kaine, ah, Tim Kaine in the Membrane.
Tim Kaine in the Brain!
Number four.
Hillary makes each decision.
Just stop.
How irritating is that?
Can you just go back to after he goes in the brain and his shoulders?
I got in the way.
Go back, go back.
I'm burning the brain.
Number four.
Hillary makes each decision.
Looking at the world from a rare apple.
How irritating with his Chuck Taylors and his blazer?
And look at them both looking for money.
Experience is not a liability.
Now we all know this is the time when the other side tries to fly low.
We go high.
We know that our Hillary's no quitter.
We watch as her opponent sits and fiddles with his Twitter.
I wanna vote the candidate puts our kids first.
December 8th.
The last chance to participate.
I don't have to add anything to this.
...vote up in your home state.
Uh, and it's down to the nitty gritty.
Three weeks to go.
Are you ready, New York City?
Yes!
In a world gone berserk, Hillary rolls up her sleeves and goes to work.
I have only one overwhelming feeling.
Anybody here want to shatter a glass ceiling?
Pause.
How is that?
Fun.
That's fun stuff.
Remember when we could gloat?
All right, we're slowly running out of time here.
I want to dip into the mailbag just briefly and see what we got.
You want to segue that?
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
Now, I didn't prepare one for the show, so I'm hoping you have something ready.
I does.
Oh, good.
Who does?
So this guy who's been, um, what's it called?
Uh, Sending in those clips, remember, you know, on the podcast, for those of you that listen to the podcast, what did he do?
He did you abusing me, like an accomplishment of you abusing me verbally.
Yep.
And then you sniffling.
Those are very funny.
So now this is his new one.
This is from Ty.
So yeah, Ryan's not gay.
He has a Patreon where he begs people for money.
Oh, it's yeah, patreon.com slash that jabrecan.
Plugging your begging.
And how is it different from you standing on the street with a hat doing little songs for me?
It's nothing your generation can do that my generation can never do.
It's just hold our hands out.
I hope you don't mind if I step on your Patreon plugging.
Go to defendgavin.com.
Please go to defendgavin.com and help me.
I implore everyone to go to defendgavin.com.
And one other thing, too, by the way, if you go to defendgavin.com, please do.
Defendgavin.com.
And go to defendgavin.
Pulling it from other interchangeable.
Throw some dough in the pot there.
And just throw five bucks in the mix.
Throw a few bucks in there.
Please defund yourself as much as possible, as much as you can reasonably afford.
You'll see there's about 5,000 donors.
You can also pay.
I think we raised 15 grand.
Raised about $35,000, I think.
Raising a quarter of a million dollars.
$240,000.
Keep it moving.
Let's just keep it alive.
We barely raised enough to pay for it.
We'll need to raise a lot more, of course.
It has to get up to $250,000.
I don't want this to become defund, Gavin.
It's another thing your generation can do that my generation can never do is just hold our hands out.
No!
No!
Big difference.
We should admit, yeah, there is.
Big difference.
Ryan has a Patreon, so he can just like buy shoes and eat chocolate and stuff.
Chocolate?
I have a legal defense fund because I'm taking on a billion-dollar corporation.
And if you look at the syntax on the site, which by the way, we're at 101% now.
Damn.
But if you look at this syntax right here, it makes it clear that it is for the benefit of the legal team.
I have not seen one red cent of that.
And the reason that this is different from Patreon begging is not just the fact that I don't get a cent, but it's because this lawsuit isn't about me suing the SPLC.
It's about the people suing the SPLC.
And it's not even just about the SPLC.
It's about the American public fighting for free speech.
So we're all doing this together.
We're a gang.
I don't think there's a gang that wants to buy Ryan a new Carhartt hat.
But that's what he does.
Don't plug your Patreon.
And look at the difference in price, by the way.
Quarter million $165.
How much have you raised on that stupid, embarrassing thing that people with no dads do?
$165 a month.
But what's the total total you've grossed?
It is grossed by the third month, so maybe $300, $4,000.
Less than $500?
Which is, you know, it helps me.
And I put out cool stuff that I don't let anybody else see.
Oh, nice capitalist argument.
All right.
Ow!
I just kicked myself in the shin and had no idea I had a sore shin.
Are you going to cry?
That's how tough I am, dude.
I have pains that I don't...
Bruises I don't even know exist until I touch them.
My foot is fucking...
You want to look at this?
Okay.
It's retarded.
Look at this.
Why are we doing this on the show?
This better be good.
Look at that.
You hold that up to the...
So you have a minor boo-boo.
It's slightly purple.
Look at the size of it.
That's nothing.
A bruise is only interesting if it's black.
That has a faint hue.
I touch it, nothing happens.
Of mauve.
Nothing happens.
So I'm strong, too.
Touche.
All right.
Speaking of strength, and, man, I want to end with this video.
It's some poor girl who's completely lost her marbles.
I'm not comparing this to Laura Loomer, saying that Laura's losing her marbles, but I am saying that women are more vulnerable.
And when they get hit with this shithammer called life, they tend to snap.
And this is a problem with saying men are equal to women.
Let's have some empathy, some sympathy, and start saying things like, are you okay?
How are you getting home?
What happened?
What can I do to help?
She seems to be on the side of the highway going to, what, Columbia University?
Apparently there's a lady that has parked her car.
Yeah, we've got numerous people who are seeing her.
Why do they have to cover her face?
You're in a public place.
Hey, what's going on?
Ma'am, are you okay?
You're hanging out?
Yeah, I'm hanging out.
Okay.
Are you in trouble?
No, I just got a decision, so...
on the side of the freeway yeah because sir that is what it's come to do you know where you are right now the jungle baby okay so what's going on how'd all your stuff get out let me just pause it for a second here ryan do you know how we make fun of trump derangement syndrome and when that that that weird chick with the she's on no hate.com with the yellow
vest and she goes no oh yeah and then we say look at the lack of empathy for laura loomer and people go you're a hypocrite sometimes you want sympathy uh sometimes you don't no it's called bonafide problems the woman who went no it's an imbecile nothing happened to her nothing will happen to her in fact she lost her if you want to know who's really getting brutally beaten by trump it's us rich people if you if you saw my tax bill this year your
hair was would go white all my neighbors got reamed with property tax this year but of course no one wants to hear about that because they go poor rich people well the the The the important part of that story is that the no's of the world didn't really lose anything.
So we make fun of them.
This girl, I go back and forth.
You know, she probably loves Trump.
She's probably annoying politically.
She's probably a feminist.
So in that sense, I'm lacking sympathy.
But when I see a young girl in college and I know how much pressure a lot of these kids are on, not really, though.
I don't know.
As a dad, I guess, I see her and I just think.
Poor thing.
Maybe it's just the mood I'm in now.
I'm not in a very good mood, by the way.
I've been having some troubles, personal troubles.
So that's why this show sucked so much.
And maybe it's because I'm talking to Laura, but you know, without knowing the context, my first instinct when I see not her, but the woman on the side of the road is sympathy.
And I can't exactly explain what the parameters of my sympathy are.
With everything I needed to live.
All right.
So what's your issue?
What issue were you saying that you had to make a decision about?
I either needed to leave this country or I needed to stay.
Okay.
And the only way I was going to leave this country, all of my stuff that I needed to leave that country, was in that car.
And this is all my stuff I need to leave this country.
Stop.
Let me think.
Oh, losing sympathy.
Can you turn it up?
That you can leave this country at any time.
You can leave this country whenever you want.
And this is all my stuff.
I need to leave this country when you want to.
Think when marijuana?
Give me a second.
No, I don't think Pot does that.
Can you pause your thoughts for five seconds and let me think?
We're all paused.
Wow.
She didn't say Simon says.
Anyone pause still?
Mother Maya?
Take two steps backwards.
We need to get you safe.
Right now, we're all unsafe.
We're all unsafe.
I miss another finger to know that this country is finger.
Miss Catherine, let's go ahead and sit down because we need to get off the freeway.
We're unsafe out here.
I am mentally in control.
We're not going to want to.
And I am in a control.
Miss Catherine, let's sit down.
Let's sit down.
Sit down.
Sit down.
We're going to just take a seat right here, okay?
But you notice is that Tupperware or her phone that she's really worried about?
Cantalopes.
Oh, it's her phone and some Tupperware.
Yep.
Fine, you can take me to the Looney Bin, but I need my cantaloupes and my phone elopes.
Nourishments.
Elopes.
Twitter is the judge.
Oh, look at that.
My nervous breakdown is based on social media.
Interesting.
Wow, this whole episode comes around.
We are in disarray as a nation, and social media, which seemed like a very convenient way to communicate with each other, is turning into a scourge that is destroying lives, getting people fired, affecting families, leading to nervous breakdowns.
We've got women by the side of the road holding on to their phones and food as the two only important things you need in this world.
Folks, we're at a time, and I'm going to end this show for the first time eloquently.
We've already done this before, but this is now eloquently with our motto, not of just of today's episode.
I just said I was going to be eloquent and then proceeded to have alphabet soup.
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