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May 13, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S02E06 - ALEX JONES FIGHTS BACK
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The first time I saw him, he was sweeter than honey.
Oh, live from New York.
It's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGinnis.
Then he cartwheeled around the room and slowed with a cleaning lady.
He was a one-man party.
You know I'm talking about.
I'm talking about my friend Chris Farley.
People were stronger back then.
Boomboxes are heavy.
That guy in Do the Right Thing with the love-hate rings, Radio Rahim, that guy must have been built to carry that thing.
It weighs like 40 pounds.
What do you think of our new shirts that just came in, folks?
There he is.
Jesus, Radio.
You must have some pipes on.
He was looking like you're struggling.
Yeah, yeah.
He's like, fuck.
Yeah, this is like the fifth take they've done.
He's like, yo, we do another take.
I need a break.
Oh, he's so strong.
That's Ryan watching me pick up my boombox.
American muscle.
If I love you, I love you.
But if I hate you, I hate you.
I almost got love and hate tattooed on my knuckles because I could not agree more.
That was a tearjerker.
Adam Sandler hosted SNL.
He did a good job, but SNL sucks.
Staring at these cue cards.
It drives me insane.
But it was a very beautiful tribute, and it's hard not to cry when you want.
I can't hear it.
There's some of their terrible sketches together.
Whether you was a bumblebee girl or living in a van down by the river.
Woo!
Cocaine.
Fat people should not do cocaine.
Hey, fat souls and old guys, don't do Coke.
Hey, John Candy.
Hey, Tony Soprano.
James Gandalfini.
Hey, John Belushi.
Actually, don't know if John Candy died of Coke.
Me neither.
Yeah, I was kind of surprised to hear that.
I just threw that out there.
I was actually thinking of John Belushi when I said it.
Doesn't that song sound like Toby Keith?
Which song?
Courtesy the Red, White, and Blue.
Oh, yes.
Hey.
And Chris Farley's guitar.
He did a mountain of Coke till the day that he died.
And live happy and be fat and Coke-free.
He likes stuff like the Krispy of the Creams.
Yeah, I saw this documentary about Chris Farley, and it was all about how New York City ate him up.
Poor kid from the Midwest.
Yeah, he was not a poor kid.
New York City did not eat him up.
He ate New York City up.
He had like three Asian girlfriends at a time, hookers, strippers.
Yes, he was an intense partier.
You know what it also sounds like?
It sounds like, well, he's clearly trying to be Bruce Springsteen.
Yeah.
But he's trying to, it's Atlantic City era Bruce Springsteen, which is on a fucking amazing album.
Nebraska.
Nebraska.
They're getting ready for a fight.
Gonna see what them racquet boys can do.
Now there's trouble busing in from out of state.
And the DA can't get no way.
Did you miss the beginning, the Chicken Man?
Why don't we have friends like that?
I want to be like, the chicken man's going to be here.
Who's the chicken man?
He said, well, they blew up a chicken man in Philly last night.
And they what is the chicken man?
I guess he's going to blew.
I don't know.
The chicken man probably owed some money.
And they burned down his house, too.
Chicken man at Atlantic City.
Actually, there's a guy at my gym who sweats so much, I call him Hydroman.
He broke my rib.
Every time I feel an impending sneeze, I honestly would rather have a homeless man like Gary come up and just be like, could I get a kiss?
I'd be like, if it's going to make the sneeze go away, come here.
I would rather smooch the homeless than sneeze, cough, get out of bed, fart, blow my nose.
That's another brutal one.
Yeah, I hate blowing my nose.
But your ribs aren't broken, dumbass.
I'm talking about having a bunch of people.
They were.
Remember when you knocked me good?
You knocked me good?
That sounds like a funk song.
He knocks me good.
It's like another, an era bygone, like Tina Turner singing about being beaten by Ike Turner and liking it.
He knocks me good.
It puts me in line.
That's actually a song.
When he hits me, it feels like a kiss.
It's a 1950s black girl group song.
And it's just this beautiful ballad about getting slapped around and how it shows that he cares.
It's not a joke song.
It's an actual song.
The crystals, that's it.
When he hits me.
Love.
We should play this surreptitiously at the Me Too.
And it felt like a kiss.
What a weird song.
She hit me Pshh But it didn't hurt me Pshh They should add in hitting sound effects.
I wouldn't stand to hear me say that I've been with someone new.
Yeah, that's a good reason.
And when I told him I had been untrue.
I like it.
You know what?
I'm going to make a racial observation.
I have noticed that, and this is just anecdotal evidence, caveat, caveat.
Dated a couple black girls, and I noticed that they really wanted me to be jealous a lot.
I'm not a jealous guy.
I'm just a jealous guy.
And I wouldn't really care.
And that would piss them off.
And then if I said, hey, what are you talking to him for?
I would have to fake it.
What are you talking about?
Get over here.
Get over here.
Don't talk to him.
They would be super into it, like super turned on.
I was like, okay, I'm real jealous.
Oh, I'm going to hit you.
But yeah, you're watching that video and you think, God, SNL was so funny, wasn't it?
Or was it?
Let me look up some sketches.
Let's look up some of the great sketches.
Now, again, I love Chris Farley.
I think he's hilarious.
I love all his movies.
I think Adam Sandler is also immensely talented, and he seems to be getting funnier with age.
His movies are like 80% of the time, they're slam dunks.
A few stinkers.
That's fine.
His stand-up, you loved.
You were blowing up.
His stand-up is unbelievable, especially his last special.
I was just watching going, this guy is gifted.
It's like watching DeGrom pitch.
You're just watching something that you could never do.
And you can tell he's a hard worker, too.
Like this song, he memorized.
But then you go back to SNL, which is not his fault.
Lauren Michaels goes to the Groundlings in Chicago and all these improv troops, and he rounds up the most talented people in the area of improv.
And then he says to them, yeah, make sure you don't do any improv and read these cue cards, which, by the way, we haven't even, like, now you can put cue cards, teleprompters, on the screen.
So you're looking into the camera.
These are on the fucking ground.
So there's some guy holding them, manually holding them, and they're sitting there reading from left to right the script.
So this is...
He took him from the groundlings to reading from the groundlings.
Sorry.
So this is a sketch where the mom is reading the Zagat whatever restaurant stuff, and Adam Sandler's cracking up that his buddy is in drag, which is very funny if this was the early 30s.
But look at how unfunny this is.
...in town.
Their sensual setting will set the mood for any romantic rendezvous.
Oh, hear that, hey?
I'm kind of smirking, but it's such a cheap laugh.
Give me cancer now, guys!
Find Southern Fair at Charlie's.
I mean, Chris Farley just carried that whole terrible attempt at comedy on his back.
Okay, here's the worst one.
This is a thing called Hair Hilly Boy.
And Adam Sandler plays a guy who does house sitting.
And there's a commercial we're watching on TV for a house sitter who would like to come and feed your plants and sleep in your bed while you're gone.
It goes on for about 100 years.
We will not be showing the full 100 years.
And then Chris Farley comes in and does his screaming character.
The poor bastard.
Maybe he got addicted to cocaine because he always had to carry these weak bits by going blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Or his boom box.
You never bet.
I'll sleep in the exact same position as you sleep.
You can trust me.
I'll even wash the sheets before you come back.
How's that?
Please?
Sweet mother of God, what is the holdup?
Let the boy sleep in your damn bed!
He said he'd wash the sheets.
Yeah?
And then we go back to him.
What's the joke?
That there's a guy who does house sitting and he's terrible?
I think maybe it's just the chemistry.
Just like, this guy's going to crack.
We know Adam's going to crack.
Let's just set it up again.
Well, do that on your own time.
Right.
Don't do that to me.
All right.
Let's get serious here.
We have Alex Jones on the show.
These are our shirts.
They're available on the site, free speech.tv.
I think they very effectively give your position, which is not only do I not agree with you, not only am I not a Nazi, not only are they, all of them not Nazis, this whole discussion is clown world.
Like with the Covington Catholic school kids, you don't just say, I don't think they were disrupting that thing.
You go, this whole question is clown town.
And we are living in a bizarre clown world.
Now, these are pre-taped shows, so this may be old news to you, but over the weekend, we lost Milo, Lara Loomer, and Alex Jones to what exactly?
Why were they banned from Facebook?
Well, not only are they banned from Facebook, but any praise of them is also banned from Facebook.
Now, I sent you some links about it.
I'm blamed, believe it or not, for a lot of their banning.
They say Alex Jones is banned because he hosted me on his show.
I don't know if you have that clip.
Yeah, there you go.
And then there's Lara Loomer.
Lara Loomer.
Oh, this is Yiannopoulos and Loomer have all recently promoted Gavin McInnis, founder of the violence-prone far-right group Proud Boys, whom Facebook banned in October.
You'll notice, by the way, that Jones, Yiannapouse, praised me and sent them to defendgavin.com, where we raised a quarter of a million dollars to fight the SPLC.
Is it possible that the SPLC encouraged old Zucky to get rid of them?
Because I am named a hell of a lot in these explanations.
Check out this article from the BBC where they say Alex Jones hosted on his program.
Go ahead.
They really got to update their spelling, those Brits, whose members are known for racist, anti-Muslim, blah, blah, blah rhetoric.
And I've been designated a hate figure by Facebook.
I do hate my figure.
Look at this.
I work out every day.
Every day.
And I just can't seem to lose this little bit of gunt.
What else does it say there in the BBC?
Known as a hate figure.
Facebook said this year, Milo Yiannopoulos had publicly praised both Mr. McInnes and English Defence League founder Tommy Robinson, both banned from the network.
Laura Luma also appeared with Mr. McInnes, and Facebook said she also praised another banned figure, Faith Goldie.
A Canadian Nation of Islam leader, Louis Farrakhan, was banned for making several anti-Semitic remarks earlier this year.
Earlier this year?
So, what happens?
You got to let them sort of settle for six months before you ban the person?
You got to let them ruminate?
They were giving him a chance to take them back.
Snoop Dogg, by the way, has taken up arms for Farrakhan and is encouraging people to spread his word all over the place.
I hate Farrakhan.
I hate Snoop.
I hate that Farrakhan gets this mainstream acceptance.
Barack Obama associated with Farrakhan.
Shouldn't he be banned?
Stevie Wonder should be banned.
Snoop Dogg should be banned according to these rules.
Now, you know how I feel, free speech.
No one should be banned.
But you're not consistent because you're lying.
You didn't wait six months because of Farrakhan.
Farrakhan's in there because you wanted to look balanced.
So you just, he's a sacrificial lamb.
Loomer, Jones, and Yiannopoulos are all part of this charming pro-Trump thing that makes the left very nervous.
And I am crushing the SPLC, so they're forcing Facebook to fight back.
And it's ironic because when I was down in the dumps after I lost everything, not just social media, but my job and not my wife, thank God.
It was Alex Jones who said, he played me the opening to Bionic Man.
And he said, we can rebuild him.
We can put him back together.
You can't give up because he's been through this a million times.
He was Milo Yiannopoulos in the 80s.
He's seen these ebbs and flows of censorship and tyranny.
But it really, right now, we are in a peak.
We are not in a trough of censorship.
Tucker was talking about on his show recently, and he was juxtaposing.
Sometimes I think this show, I'll just show Tucker Carlson, and then I'll just sit here in the smaller box going, uh-huh.
Sort of like those black girls, Diamond Silk.
He'll be diamond, and I'll be silk, and I'll just be like, uh-huh, damn straight.
Mm-hmm.
You tell it like it is.
That's what he said.
Oh, yeah.
This is hype, man.
Yeah.
I'm Tucker's silk or diamond.
I don't know who's who.
In the soothing banality of HR department clichés.
Just pause.
Listen here to Mark Zuckerberg.
He's saying, we played a little late, but he's saying that they talk about censoring you and taking away your rights of free speech under the soothing banal HR speak, which is what they do.
It's very Orwellian.
They have this positive spin on it, saying, we're trying to make sure that we only do good and we take away harm and violence.
What are you, a doctor in the children's ward of the hospital?
That's wonderful.
You work with kids with burns?
That the death of free speech in America is actually a really positive thing that we all need to get behind.
We're taking a more proactive role and making sure partners and developers use our services for good.
We're very focused on making sure that our recommendations and discovery services aren't highlighting the Lego blocks.
People are repeatedly sharing misinformation or harmful content, and we're working hard to completely remove groups if they exist primarily to violate our policies or do things that are dangerous.
Who's he trying to?
Wait, they exist solely to violate his policies.
That's probably zero groups.
Hey, let's start the violate Facebook policies group.
Go ahead.
Or do things that are dangerous.
Who knew fascism could be so chirpy?
Groups that do things that are dangerous.
What exactly does that mean?
Dangerous like hurting other people?
Or dangerous as in saying things that Mark Zuckerberg doesn't like or considers bad for business?
Well, yesterday we found out Facebook released its latest enemies list.
Alex Jones, Milo Yiannopoulos, Paul Joseph Watson, Louis Farrakhan, Laura Loomer, all of them were designated dangerous individuals and banned from Facebook and from its subsidiary, Instagram.
Alex Jones' company, InfoWars, was banned as well and described as a dangerous organization.
Didn't explain exactly how.
How dangerous is InfoWars?
Well, Facebook believes it's so dangerous that you can be banned from using the platform, Facebook, just for sharing its content unless you simultaneously denounce it.
Let that penetrate for just one moment.
Think about it.
Just for a second.
Mark Zuckerberg is not simply sick.
Same with me, a hate figure.
If you praise me on Facebook, even if you say on Twitter, I don't know, like everyone talks about these proud boys.
I met them.
A lot of them are black.
They don't seem racist to me.
Verboten.
No, you're not allowed to defend.
We have made up our minds.
The decision is final.
It's sort of like the opposite of science, you know?
It's never changing.
Set in stone.
And one of the more disturbing things about it is how gleeful the media is about this.
You'd think there'd be articles going, whoa, I think we're treading into dangerous territory here.
At least a little bit of trepidation, you know?
But no, it's gleeful, gleeful reporting.
There was an article in Gizmodo.
You might have to jump ahead here.
And it said, these three people get, five people get banned, right?
And the first, Gizmodo, which is supposed to be like a tech site, you think they'd go, oh, tech is getting involved in free speech.
And the headline is, later, losers.
Dude, you're in the business of speaking.
You're in the business of telling stories.
You're in the business of information.
New parameters have just come up that involve people not telling stories.
Aren't you worried?
Like if there was a carpenter and it said huge new rules for plumbers, they need new licenses and they have to pay more tax.
You'd think the carpenters would be going, hmm, what kind of parameters are they?
Who's doing this?
How many trades is it affecting?
They're coming for you, my friend.
And then I saw he likes to comment in the comments.
So in that article, there was people expressing some concern, as sane people do.
And Matt Novak, beta male, of course, says, you can, like, they say this is totalitarianism, and Matt Novak comes back with, you can ask the same thing about banning any extremist group, from ISIS sympathizers to neo-Nazis.
By the way, ISIS is still on Facebook, and so is Hamas.
So is Hezbollah.
Society gains something by pushing those people to the fringes.
Okay?
Two, the First Amendment is about Congress, not private companies.
Three, yes, quote-unquote nut jobs will flock together, but that doesn't mean you have to give them a platform.
Just because there are crazy people yelling and screaming on the public street doesn't mean I have to invite them into my home.
See, this is what people do when they want to win an argument.
They use very exaggerated metaphors to make you sound crazy.
First of all, comparing the people who are banned to ISIS sympathizers and neo-Nazis is insane.
He also is talking about this whole free market thing in number two with the First Amendment in Congress.
I've said this a million times.
It doesn't matter who's doing the oppressing.
If it's an angry mob with pitchforks shutting down your company for no good reason and then following some guy they've deemed a hate figure and shutting down that company, that's the same end result.
It's still tyranny.
If the people didn't think murder was illegal and it was still illegal, you'd be able to kill willy-nilly.
If the police saw you doing it, you'd be screwed, but there's going to be no witnesses.
It's accepted in this society.
So destroying the First Amendment is not about the law.
It's not about paper.
It's about people.
And the people right now don't seem to have the First Amendment.
They don't seem to understand what it is.
And the last analogy where he's like, it's like inviting someone into your home.
These groups have dominated the national conversation.
These big tech companies have taken over the whole, they've monopolized it.
So it's not like I'm dying to get into this one little restaurant or this one comedy club.
I cannot speak on the same national platform that everyone else can.
And I built my company with that platform under the understanding that that's what it was for.
I think for the very same reasons, a lot of students with horrible student debt have a class action case against these schools because there was an understanding that the diploma meant something and it goes back generations.
And you've just made that diploma totally worthless and these kids are stuck with quarter mill debt.
But we also saw this sort of gleeful later losers when the Poynter Institute came up with this list of 515 outlets blacklisted.
That included Breitbart News.
And it's all that one woman you see there, Assistant Professor Melissa Zimdar, as I talked about on my podcast.
She's written academic papers such as Watching Our Weights, The Consequences and Contradictions of Televising Fatness in the Obesity Epidemic, and Having It Both Ways, Two and a Half Men, Entourage and The Televising of Juvenile Post-Feminist Masculinity.
Just, I can speak academic.
I'll translate it for you.
There's no obesity epidemic.
It's cool to be fat.
And these shows, these pro-dude shows, these bro shows are promoting toxic masculinity and hurting women.
It's ironic that the only women that are really hurting in her two papers are the fat people that she's allowing to starve themselves, I mean, feed themselves to death.
But so she put out this paper and she was attacked.
She picks fights with all these companies and says, shut down, you know, Breitbart and Washington, Free Beacon, and all these right-wing sites.
And then they come back at her and go, why is one academic, Ivory Tower academic, shutting us down with all these threats of boycotts?
And then she just pulls the paper.
She's done this twice now.
So this is back in 2016.
Pointer retracts list of unreliable news sources.
What date is that?
I can't see the date.
Published.
Oh, 2019.
Okay.
So this is the second time she's done this.
She keeps poking the lion, and then when it goes, she goes, oh, forget it, forget it.
Again and again.
And it's, so there's two funny things going on here.
One is a pussified leftist picking a fight with the right and then cowering in fear when they fight back.
And two, the press dancing and preening every time it comes out.
Look at this New York Mag article.
Now, this is the first time she put it out.
An extremely helpful list of fake and misleading news sites to watch out for.
Don't you see that's the same as the article that said later losers?
Like New York Mag, you could be on that list.
But they won't be because they toe the company line.
All right.
I think it's time we got to our pal Alex.
Now, this is a pre-recorded interview.
So you will be shocked to see that I am not wearing this shirt and I'm not in this location.
But this is right after Alex Jones was banned.
And one thing I don't think I included in the interview, maybe I did, was this thing about WhatsApp where Oliver Darcy at CNN said, we think Alex might be using WhatsApp.
You know, that app that British people use.
It's like Telegram or Signal or something.
And we're currently looking into it.
It's a communications app, just like texting.
And he doesn't use it.
But he better not be because Oliver Darcy is in charge.
CNN's Oliver Darcy is in charge with who can communicate and to whom.
Anyway, take it away, Al.
Thinking about my boy Chris Farley.
Alex Jones.
Gavin McGinnis, good to be here with you.
We're both very, very naughty people.
We're banned.
We're verboten.
We're verboten.
We're verboten more than any other group, any other hate group, any other.
You could, honestly, I don't think murderers get treated like this.
I don't think you'd be banned from Twitter or Facebook if you had interviewed a murderer on your show.
And it's because we're popular.
We're populist.
We're Pro-America, and we're winning.
And so that's why we are absolutely the enemy of the establishment.
It's glaringly obvious to anyone who does, just sit down on your couch and think about it for a second.
Like they say, Alex Jones was banned for Sandy Hook.
That was seven years previous to the banning.
Or they go, well, he's banned now.
What do you do now?
He had Gavin McInnes on his show.
And that was weeks and weeks ago.
Oh, that's the new thing.
They go, Gavin McInnes, he created Proud Boys.
And the FBI said they're a hate group, though the FBI said they never said that.
And so anyone that ever, if a Proud Boy looks at you, you're going to go to prison.
Yeah.
Well, I suspect the SPLC is behind this.
I think the SPLC went into Facebook.
This is just conjecture.
Oh, no, it's not.
Actually, they're the ones creating.
I actually have the article.
They're the ones creating the blacklist.
They're actually the ones that hire the 20,000 people that work at Facebook.
They've actually created the community human rights boards that are now going to be inside, it's being reported by the Associated Press, inside MasterCard.
So if individuals visit and buy things they're not supposed to, then they get in trouble.
So they're watching what you do with your credit card now, Gavin.
And it gets better.
They're also coming out.
They told people in a press release at Facebook that if you talk about Alex Jones without it being in a disparaging light, explicitly condemning him or his content, the name Alex Jones or Infowars.com, you will be punished and repeat offenders will be banned.
So they're telling their users, their 2 billion plus users, you do not say the name of Voldemort 2.0.
Exactly.
And they never say, well, what did he say on the show?
Like, say you have someone alt-right, like Richard Spencer, and he's on the show and you say, everyone, you got to listen to this guy.
Everything he says is totally valid, and I totally love him.
I've had Richard Spencer on my show.
I have him to debate him.
said, your ideas of white nationalism are crazy.
And, you know, Richard Spencer's behind Yeah, I've seen your debates.
They go, yeah, McGuinness who has Spencer on.
Well, yeah, I mean, how could CNN have David Duke on?
But see, it's all playing games.
Well, and that's glaringly obvious when you look at it because you think this, what's really going on here is the SBLC gave them this list, said, Milo, you got to put a black guy in there like Farrakhan so they think it's balanced.
But find something on all of them.
And the things they came up with, as usual, are totally pathetic, totally transparent.
What's really going on here is the SBLC has been assigned with making sure Trump doesn't win in 2020.
So anyone who makes him look popular, anyone who helps him has to be silenced.
Well, I was about to say, Gavin, you were number one on CR-TV.
And then Beck doesn't like that anyway.
See how to be taken off.
I'm number one on everything I do.
So it's called being successful.
Beyond all the hate talk and all the crap and defeating Hillary, they don't like us because we're popular, because people like us, because we're not scripted.
I mean, I just did earlier today, Newsmax TV, God bless them, Chris Ruddy, all those guys, good guys.
But man, they wouldn't stop with like all the cliches, all the things I didn't even say.
And it's just, and so the left is able to accuse somebody of something, and then all the other shows, when they get you on, well, Gavin, do you want to decry Spencer?
Well, everybody knows you didn't do anything.
Why should we repeat that and prove ourselves to the left so no one attacks me that when I have you on, I've now, now, Gavin, tell people you don't love Hitler.
Exactly.
Now, Gavin, tell people it's a load of crap, man.
The Democrats are the problem.
They're the ones that are damn demons on the Tri-Com payroll.
So we need to stop letting them set the agenda.
It's the scarlet letter.
I remember talking to you a long time ago about, no, I was actually talking to Joe Rogan about you.
And I just done Joe Rogan's show.
And he said the numbers for your talk were alarming.
Like, take politics out of it.
Talk to a technician who works with TriCasters at the board, an engineer.
And I think when you add up Facebook, YouTube, everything, it was to the tune of 300 million.
Now, Anderson Cooper does a live chat on Facebook.
He's lucky to get 5,000.
The evidence is overwhelming here.
The problem is popularity.
Well, I mean, take Joe.
I was just on his podcast again.
You know, they threatened him not to have me on.
And, you know, they're calling him a white supremacist now for having me on.
I go on the show, and they immediately shadow ban it.
But if you added it all together, it had like 50 million views just on those platforms they could register.
And of course, that's shadow banned 50 million.
Elon Musk is the only thing ever did a little bit bigger.
So his second and third biggest podcast for me on, and I know you were popular on there.
But again, leftists go on there.
It's like a million viewers.
But then they just go on and pontificate and tell Joe about we need to get five-year-old sex blockers to make them other sexes.
And it's so real.
And we need men that are powerlifters that say they're women.
It's so beautiful.
And it's just like fantasy land, cuckoo land.
And exactly.
And now the sharks are circling Joe.
Because let me tell you, all these globalists, like you said, nothing against people that have drama degrees.
But all of them, when you run into them, they either have a drama degree, they either have a full degree in theater, or they have a psychology degree because they want to be high priest.
And they literally think they're supposed to be the ruling class, and they think everything is like a drama fantasy land.
And they just don't know what to deal with with somebody like you or other folks that come in like a wrecking ball and just don't play their games.
So look, it's all destined to fail.
But I asked you like three years ago, I said, when do we hit peak liberalism?
You said, probably never.
It's just going to get worse.
Yeah, I think you're right.
It just keeps getting more and more clownworld, more and more crazy.
And the thing I always loved about America was the back and forth, the Gore Vidal with William F. Buckley.
That wasn't even that, you could find traces of that five, six years ago.
Before Trump, it was still possible to have different ideas.
Now, there's two things going on here.
One is they're saying, these guys are evil.
These guys have crazy ideas.
They have to be extinguished.
And we say, no, no, no, you got my ideas wrong.
I never said that.
That's one thing.
But the other part of it is me saying, You know what?
Say some people do have crazy ideas.
What's the matter with that?
Let a thousand flowers bloom, as Mao said.
Oh, no, I totally agree.
And if you look at the left, they tricked the Western Christian Society, which was a good thing, so they were tricking us, to not be racist and all this.
So we were so good, we went along with that.
Now they've double-crossed.
They're teaching minorities to be racist.
They've got New York Times board members that say whites are goblins that live in holes, and she can't wait till we're all dead.
And Ilhan Omar says, you know, get rid of white people.
We project onto all these people, a lot of great black people, you name it, but we still project because somebody has dark skin that they're this high and mighty, loving, good person.
No, they're just like everybody else.
And the left has told them, you be racist, you be hateful, you be bad.
So white folks have said, hey, open the borders up.
Kumbaya, let's love everybody.
But a bunch of leftist white people are playing race card and all this and then telling us we can't even defend ourselves while they organize the third world into, you know, like the last episode of Game of Thrones, the zombie invading force.
What's the matter with conspiracy theories?
To conspire is to drum up a plan.
Wasn't Watergate a conspiracy theory before it was proven true?
You spout theories all day.
Yes, some of them are false.
We just saw, exactly.
We just saw, I was the first to say because we actually had evidence, that the whole Russia thing was made up.
They were illegally spying on Trump.
They were using it to overthrow his election.
Now that's all confirmed.
I said the day it happened, I was on the radio on a Sunday, and I said, I do a Sunday show at 46 p.m.
And I said, I think Jesse Smollett staged this.
I don't think at 2.30 in the morning, at 20 below zero, two white guys put a rope around your neck and do all this.
I said, I think this is staged.
I have a right to say it.
It could have turned out to be really weird.
The guy found a leprechaun riding a unicorn and there were flying monkeys or whatever.
Maybe two white dudes are hiding at 2.30 in the morning in Chicago with 50 mile an hour winds, 23 below zero.
They put a rope around your neck and say all these things.
It's obviously ridiculous.
It's obviously not true.
It's obviously BS.
But I said, I think it's bull.
It was bull.
Now, same thing goes for WMDs in Iraq.
Same thing goes for saying babies are in incubators with their brains bashed out in 1990 to launch that war.
And so other people questioned Sandy Hook.
I looked at the theories.
They went into my timeline and made it my whole career and then just keep saying, Jones won't stop talking about Sandy Hook.
And I never even hardly talked about it, but 10 times.
And again, that's the hoax they're running so they can then, the lawyers, the Democrats, re-invoke Sandy Hook, re-invoke dead kids in my name.
That's all they're doing is hijacking a popular public figure and projecting their lies onto it and then telling all of us you can't question our official stories when look at not just Jesse Smallet, the Covington kids or any of these other events or Belazi Ford and most of the women saying they made it up, but they'd go, it's okay.
He's bad.
He's a Trump supporter.
So we're just going to say Kavanaugh raped us in the ass, you know, 30 years ago on a boat.
He was never on a boat.
He didn't do it.
It's made up.
They're lying.
And it's normal to ask questions.
It's really obviously disingenuous.
Tucker Carlson was on Bubba the Love Sponge maybe 12 years ago.
And he was saying things like, yeah, I'm a trust fun kid.
I beat my servants with my gold-tipped cane.
I mean, it couldn't be a clearer joke.
And Tucker said, I'm on TV an hour every night.
You can tune in and hear what I have to say.
You don't have to go back to 12 years ago, find a joke on a radio show and pretend that's what I believe.
Well, that's exactly it.
And used to, I had fun with hyperbole, and you do it too.
And I should keep doing it, but I've actually quit doing it because I'll say the wildest stuff like, yeah, I had sex with 20 dudes last week.
You know, and they're like, oh my God, he had sex with 20 dudes.
No, it's obviously a joke.
You can't even discuss, like, say someone said the N-word, and I know I no longer say that word in any context.
And you'll say, yeah, he went up to a cop and called them the N-word 10 times.
They will take that N-word and make it something that you believe.
So the scary thing about it is it's making us all speak in this gray robot monotone where even out of context, it sounds funny.
Oh, you're right.
It's making us not be spontaneous.
Yeah.
And it's making us put a governor on what am I going to say?
Because sometimes I'll like do an imitation of a redneck racist.
Right.
I don't even, those are funny.
Like, I don't like them blank people.
And I just did it again.
They take that out and put it on the damn news and say that I mean that.
You know, when I was on your show and I was pretty down after having my entire life flushed down the toilet, you said, don't give up.
And I'm back now.
I've got a new thing going on about to launch.
And I feel like that's one of the things that really pissed them off is they said, we had almost destroyed this guy.
We did all that hard work.
And then you come along, pick him up and dust him off and say, get back out there.
Let's punish him.
Well, Gavin, you're not going to be happy rolling over to them.
And I get taking some time off.
I want to too.
In fact, I would have, here's a big secret.
When Trump got elected, I thought they're going to come after me.
But I said, if they don't, but I said, my gut is they're going to really go crazy.
I'm going to cut back to a few days a week, hire some other crew to promote libertarian nationalist ideas.
But you either do this 24-7 or you don't.
And I've been burnt out for a while.
But now I can't, now I'm seven days a week.
Now they're not going to make me stop and bring in this authoritarianism.
I didn't even get into Facebook.
They put a press release out, brother, saying you will not say Alex Jones' name or Infowars.com's name or you will be punished or banned, repeat offenders.
It reads like science fiction joke, dystopia.
It said, but if you want to say, quote, unless the post is emphatically condemning Jones or Infowars.
So they just said, you can only say his name if you attack him and then we boost the comments.
Well, that's been going on for a while.
So I watched all these other talk show hosts, all these other, quote, people, a lot of which I interviewed, not you, you've been a good guy, the First Amendment, all turn against me and do hit pieces so that YouTube would promote them.
And there are people that have worked in this office, who I produce films with, that I paid a lot of money, who I was nice to, who I let even screw me over, who now have YouTubes every day attacking me and now are YouTube stars monetizing lying about me.
You talk about YouTube Brutus, man.
It's like, whoa, dude.
And so it's like payoffs.
It's digital payoffs that Google and Facebook and Twitter, if you do what they want, if you lie about people, if you do this stuff, we will give you money.
I mean, this is sick.
So there's no amount of money to make me give up my soul and my integrity.
Right.
And it's not even like some Christian thing.
I'm a Christian, but like, oh, I'm such a goody tussu.
No, no, this is a raging.
I'm not selling out.
There's not any question about it.
You know, it's like, this is my whole identity.
All you do is piss me off.
You're not making me back off.
You're making me work 20 hours a day.
Does that make sense?
They leave us no choice.
We have no choice but to fight back.
If we lay over, we'd never be able to live with ourselves.
Our kids would be disgusted.
It's like Braveheart.
The English keep poking us and poking us and poking us.
Eventually, we have to fight back.
Eventually, we have no choice but to fight back.
We're fighting back.
Exactly.
And they think we're like them.
They had Oliver Darcy that helps run all the censorship on CNN here.
Stay pulled the clip up.
And he actually says, oh, WhatsApp, I guess Facebook bought WhatsApp is like Signal.
I guess you can send text messages and you can send text messages and call people.
It's like digital.
I don't have it on my phone.
He goes, we're looking to see if it's on his phone.
So we'll ban him from that too.
Because, you know, they elected the president of Brazil with that.
They're now wanting to block people's text messages and phone calls.
And they admit that Facebook is going to be in your private chats now, in your instant messages, reading what those.
And if you're bad, we'll ban you.
I mean, so now they're going to control who you can talk to in private phone calls?
Alex, I hope people see the abuse you get, the abuse conservatives get, and I hope it wakes them up to the fact that we are losing the fabric of this country.
We're losing what made America great.
Well, that leads me to this.
I like Trump on a lot of fronts, but man, you know, sure, he tweeted out that Paul Watson got manned.
Poor Paul Watson, he's done nothing on Instagram and on Facebook.
And, you know, the Democrats were bitching.
Hey, he's pointing out that Joe Biden had brain surgery and is slurring his words.
We can't have that.
God, it's the number one post.
Ban him.
And so they've crapped all over themselves.
They're afraid.
And Trump just sits up there and is like, oh, my numbers are so good.
My polls.
And I like Trump, but man, he has a responsibility to do something.
Yeah, stand up to tyranny, Trump.
We need you over here.
And I wouldn't mind a walking.
What do you think you should do?
I mean, Section 230 violations, all the illegal spying Facebook's doing.
Yeah, let's see some justice for a change.
Alex, thanks for coming on the show.
Always a pleasure to talk to you.
And you're an inspiration.
And thank you so much.
When I was at the bottom of my life, my career, you dusted me off and you said, don't give up.
I really appreciate it.
Gavin, you're awesome.
I run people everywhere.
They go, I wish you were still in there, Alex.
I'm at Infowars.com and newswars.com.
Our own videos, our own audio.
We're hosting it all.
And I hope you'll come on my show next week.
Have a great weekend, my friend.
Right on, dude.
Cheers.
Thank you, bye.
How the hell is that making you so sad?
Then he laughed and said, You did it.
You got rid of Alex Jones.
You got rid of Laura Loomer.
You got rid of Milo.
You got rid of me.
Good work.
That's going to make the world a much safer place.
Because what I was doing with Proud Boys is I was just sort of like Thanos with my gauntlet.
And I would just say, go forth, Proud Boys, and killeth the Muslim and the trans.
And just women, just slap women.
Meanwhile, gangs in New York are doing that.
I think it's either the Bloods or Dominicans Don't Play DDP, but you have to eat someone's lunch to be initiated into the gang.
Now, eating a lunch is cutting someone's face, and they should be a stranger, just some lady walking home.
So there are actual gangs in the suburbs of New York, but you never hear the hate has no home here.
People talk about those.
Their concern is patriots who defend themselves against Antifa.
Anyway, that's enough serious talk.
Let's look deep inside my mailbag.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
Let's turn our eyes together's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
Boy, you really work hard on something when it revolves around you, huh?
It just happened to work out that way.
You spent, like I can tell, you spent hours looking at your own face.
Yeah, you know.
Oh, my eyebrows.
I forgot to make my eyebrows sad after my dad disappears.
That's an important detail.
All right, so this is a link that was sent.
You'll have to click on it because I don't have it printed out.
Maybe you might even have to read it.
This side's much curlier than this side.
Stop fixing your hair.
Can you pull up the letter, please?
Smartass?
Yep.
Oh, this is a long one.
All right.
Every Easter, my family gets together, and this year, my sister brought home her boyfriend.
Now, I've already read this letter, and it says, my sister is dating Coxilla.
Coxilla, right?
And he lists all their reasons why.
He walked in wearing sandals, caught me staring at them, and proudly proclaimed, they're hemp, organic hemp, obviously.
Saw me watching a program about D-Day and blurted out, ugh, why are we always like bombing places?
Asked my sister to peel an apple and cut it into slices because the apple skin hurts his mouth.
When my mother, who has been cooking for a family of seven for over three decades, asked him if she liked the meat-free lasagna she had to make from scratch because he didn't bother to tell her he's a vegetarian until an hour before dinner, he replied with, yeah, not bad.
I actually like to use coconut cream.
I'll teach you.
In that typical liberal smug tone.
Wow.
Five, after dinner, while I was helping my mother with the dishes, which he and my sister said they would do, liberals promising but not delivering, he saunters into the kitchen, sees me filling the sink with water, and says, hey, leave some for the fish, right?
With a smirk that made me physically unwell.
Other highlights included near constant checking of his phone, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
He waited to use the bathroom because he preferred to sit.
The day's only silver lining was hearing my mother tell my father how beautiful my sister and her boyfriend's kids would be, and my father, a stoic man who I had never heard berate anyone his entire life, telling her not to get her hopes up because getting a girl pregnant requires a pair of testicles, honey.
Nice.
Now you were having a fun laugh throughout that letter.
Yeah.
I have been cursed with a bullshit detector.
And I smell bullshit.
Why?
Because you can list those things that are.
It's too perfect.
I don't know.
It's all building up to that joke at the end, which I bet is from a movie.
And vegetarian lasagna an hour before dinner.
And that's the crunch zone before Thanksgiving where you're running around doing 50 things.
Now you're going to make a whole new dish?
Vegetarian lasagna is really...
I'm sure vegetarian lasagna is a nightmare to make.
Yeah, this might be like, you know when Anthony would do the Seinfeld episodes and try to pretend.
Yeah, he'd take something from a movie and pretend it happened to him.
Yeah.
And it got sent to me as a Reddit link, and then someone else actually sent me the whole story as a personal email, which I thought, well, that's unusual.
You're the same guy that's on Reddit that sent me the email.
I don't know.
And the organic hemp, it's just way too much.
The apple skin hurting your mouth.
Sorry, dudes.
Nice try.
All right, now let's end with a funny video.
An FV, as they say.
Yes.
Wait, I got to check.
I came up with a good slogan to end the show that I forgot about.
Let me see if it's on my phone while you find it.
Oh, it's in the email, yeah.
Oh, I sent it to you?
You did.
Oh, good.
Let's hit this video first.
No pun intended.
You'll see.
Okay, this is awesome.
I'm scared, though, that if I have you read out our new slogan, you're going to ruin it.
And I don't have it with me.
Okay.
How are we going to do this?
We're live.
I could email it to you, or I could whisper it in your ear.
Yeah, come whisper it in my ear.
That's funnier.
Okay, so first, let's watch these two videos.
They made me laugh my head off.
This is a woman trying to kill her boyfriend.
I assume he cheated on her or he dumped her.
It's usually when they dump you that it's usually when you dump them that they really lose it.
So he walks out onto the road, as one does late at night when one is broken up with a lady.
There he is.
Do that.
There he goes.
And he's crossing the road and he goes, well, that was a crazy relationship.
I'm glad we're done.
Then she sees, wait a minute, she's trying to kill me.
Whoa!
Now he's running.
He's running to her.
Okay, I love you.
Now Ryan saw that and he goes, that's what I would do.
No, dude, that's what you hope you would do.
I don't know.
You know that woman who jumped on the rabbi at the synagogue shooting and took a bullet and died?
You like to say, yeah, I'd probably do something like that.
I'd probably have the balls to take a bullet for someone.
Yeah, you don't know until you see it.
Everyone loves the idea that they'd be a hero and a ninja, but I have a feeling you might just scream and get run over by a car.
Maybe.
And look dumb while doing it.
Yeah.
This other one isn't related, but I just had to get it off my chest.
It shows you, just wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
It shows you just how good at comedy the Scots are.
There are so many things going on with this video, and my favorite part about it is he knows he's about to see the funniest thing in the world, but he knows it's crucial that this guy doesn't look down at the plank he's looking on.
So he says, Hunter, I guess the guy's name is Hunter.
Hunter, you're a cunt.
See, you, Hunter, Hunter's a bastard.
So he's, so the guy's like tuning out everything because everything involves someone yelling swears at him.
So now he's more oblivious.
And that's why this prank works so beautifully.
Did you just vape?
Job site in the rain.
Of course, it's raining in Scotland.
It's never not raining.
Long build-up here, but it's worth it.
And when you send your friends this...
Hello!
Hello, you're a fucking wanker!
Hunter's a prick.
Tell Hunter he's coming in now.
Fuck you.
Disappeared.
So go back to the end there.
Come in the new means coming now.
The new is now.
And you can hear him.
He knows it's happening.
He knows it's been a success.
Because the second the guy touches the plank, you know he's not going to go, hey, wait a minute.
This appears to have a large cut down the middle.
So he already starts cracking up.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Wow, that is way too good.
Oh, my God.
Look at his coffee fucking flying.
His coffee explodes.
And his hat.
His hat.
His helmet is doing a dance for about five minutes after he's gone.
The helmet has a life of its own.
Look, the helmet comes back from the grave.
Playing ping ping back and forth between Jesus Christ.
All right, we're out of time.
We're out of time.
But I'd like to end this show with our new motto that we will be doing at the end of every show to inspire you and to show you what we're all about and how serious we are about your life and surviving the clown world.
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