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Feb. 6, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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Get Off My Lawn Podcast #111 | Go to DefendGavin.com

Today's episode is mostly covering the SPLC law suit. There's a few detours here and there-- but it's a pretty big thing. It'll get funnier soon, but for now your support would be greatly appreciated. Go to DefendGavin.com to donate whatever you can to help fund us take a stand against the SPLC.   PLEASE ANSWER THIS QUICK SURVEY! https://survey.libsyn.com/getoffmylawnpod

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Yeah.
Words out, I'm suing the SPLC.
We filed a claim in Montgomery, Alabama yesterday.
Um, and we're starting.
Here we go.
I, the first challenge, I guess they'll try to dismiss it and we have to get through that.
And then I think the next stage is discovery and everyone has to hand in all their emails and all that stuff.
And we find out just how embedded the SPLC is in big tech and, uh, and everywhere.
Um, I know a lot of people would say, well, they're just, it's just free speech.
That's just, they're just, it's just their opinion that you were the founder of a hate group and that you may not be a bigot.
They don't really call me a bigot anymore, but they say my behavior leads to bigotry.
So they do this sort of reverse engineering thing where they go, well, these racists all like country music.
So country music must be a gateway drug to white nationalism.
That's how their logic works.
And then they go through, you know, thousands of hours of stuff I've done and they isolate things and makes me look bad.
Which is fine, you can do that once in a while, right?
You can do it a little bit.
But when you totally de-platform the person, and end up having his family and friends terrorized, throw all his friends in jail, with de Blasio, the governor, and the attorney general jumping in saying, hate has no home in New York, this group's evil!
Throw the book at them!
Until lawyers are telling me, dude, you should step down or they're gonna be listed as a gang, and you're the gang leader, and they're gonna face even more time.
You have to prove they're not a gang.
Step down as leader.
I go, okay.
You realize I'm not the leader though.
I'm just the guy.
I just like hanging out with my friends once a month at a bar where we drink beer.
Well, don't do it anymore.
Fine.
I fought the law and the law won.
So I gave up one night a month drinking with my buddies.
My buddies are still facing serious prison time.
My buddies with black wives and black kids.
Two of them, black wives and black kids.
One of them, the black wife said, you should join the Proud Boys.
They seem like a real patriotic Christian kind of thing.
He goes, okay, honey.
Your wish is my command.
I'll check them out.
And he's facing felony.
He's fired, by the way.
All fired.
That's what really pisses me off.
They don't list you on a list and say, this guy is a little contentious.
They set out to destroy you.
These are Mark Potok's actual words.
We don't want to hurt these organizations.
We want to destroy them.
And if you look at the SPLC's hate map, there's more hate than there are post offices.
It's everywhere.
And to get on this map, you don't need an address, your club, you could be called like the evil Nazi club, and it could just be, you could just say there's one in Alabama, there's one in Nebraska, and then they go, okay, that's on the map, you made the map.
So when you look at the map, you go, oh, there must be a group of like a hundred of guys in this particular location who meet, you know, and burn crosses and stuff.
No, you don't really need anything to get on that map.
It's all rumors.
It's all illusions.
And I think what happened with them, I think they started out very noble.
They started out helping destitute farmers who were getting screwed over by the government.
And they would, you know, chase down actual KKK, actual Nazi bad guys.
But that's a pretty esoteric thing and it even back when they started it was kind of dying on the vine.
And the problem is with no hate there's no money.
So they have to generate it.
So the irony is the SPLC has become a hate group because they foment hate where there is none.
And I think they terrorize a lot of their donors.
You know, these people have PTSD from World War II, justified PTSD, and they go, yeah, you thought the Nazis were bad.
You haven't, you ain't seen nothing yet.
It's about to get a lot worse.
There's Nazis everywhere.
And we are mapping them so we can keep an eye on them.
Well, actually, no, we're not going to keep an eye on them.
We're going to destroy them.
But we need a check from you, obviously.
No problem.
No problem.
Tell me if it stops.
I don't think it will.
And I think Morris Deas just went, wow, this is this works.
Fear mongering works.
So he said, you know what?
We'll raise 50 million, then I'll stop and we'll focus on, you know, eradicating hate.
And then he said, wow, we got to 50 million a lot faster than I thought we would.
Okay, let's do 200 million, then we'll stop.
Nope.
He kept going.
Now they're at 420 million, and they have all these accounts in the Cayman Islands.
Now you go, Gavin, now you hate people making money?
I thought you were Mr. Entrepreneur Guy.
Yes, but you see, this is not Ralph Lauren.
Who started out as what Ralph Lipski, sleeping in his bed with his brothers in the Bronx, dreaming of one day being rich and then busting his ass and becoming a wealthy man.
This is a company that spends all their money, sorry, the majority of their money on fundraising, and then terrorizes people with it.
And makes more money.
And then they use that extra money to wield power.
And then they inject themselves into big tech and banking.
They inject themselves into banking.
Now, I know that sounds crazy.
Let me explain.
Jennifer Morse, right?
She runs this thing called the Ruth Institute.
And it's a group that says, hey, if we're putting up kids for adoption, could we maybe focus on moms and dads first before Andy Cohen over at Bravo gets a baby?
So they're not against gay adoption.
They just want mom-dad families to be prioritized.
If it's, you know, a gay guy, a gay couple or nothing, you know what, fine.
I don't want the kid to rot in an orphanage.
That, to the SPLC, means you hate gays.
So they put her group, the Ruth Institute, on a hate watch list, and then they contact the bank.
Because they must have contacted the bank, because the bank called her and said, yeah, you can't do business with us anymore.
You run a hate group.
Now she can't do business.
Or Deputy Brian Green, buddy of mine.
Deputy in Louisiana.
Not New Orleans, but not far from it.
He is outed as a proud boy by Antifa or something.
And, uh, he gets fired.
This guy was an amazing cop.
Top cop in the academy when he graduated.
Wonderful dude.
Hard-working guy.
He would, on weekends, he would volunteer teaching women self-defense.
You know what he does now?
Nothing.
He has a friend who runs an air conditioning business and occasionally gets work from him.
And you know, here's something that I think people on the right tend to do and they're dumb.
They're naive.
They go, they tell that story about Brian Greene, thinking that someone on the left is going to go, that's messed up, man.
We went too far.
No, that's not what they do.
They go, good bitch.
All cops are bastards.
I'm glad that that pig rots in hell.
Or, you know, you'd say, oh, this conservative's on this hate group list that they're harassing his kids at school or something.
He should have thought of that before he started spreading hate.
Like, there's just zero empathy.
And I think people on the right, they have empathy.
Like, if a conservative heard that Chris Hayes or Rachel Maddow, well, I don't know if Rachel Maddow has kids, but if they heard that Chris Hayes' kids were getting harassed, they'd go, holy shit, that's terrible.
I don't see that from the left.
And I think it's because they We've been kicked off social media.
And so they can go on and on in a bubble, getting crazier and crazier theories, more Trump derangement syndrome can bring them to places where, where there's just these evil Nazis everywhere and racism, racism, racism.
And then they sort of unpersoned these people.
Isn't it crazy?
I know this has become a cliche now, but that Northam dude, He said, he talked about infanticide on a talk show last week, and he said, you know what, the baby's born and there's problems, or the mother's not sure she wants it, you know, they keep the newborn comfortable, but then the mother and the practitioner would sort of have a conversation about where they want to go.
Basically, if she wants to kill it, kill it, is what he was saying.
Which seems... I don't know how we got here.
The abortion debate was always around 20 weeks, and now We're in clown world, and the abortion debate is after nine months, after birth.
How the fuck did we end up there?
The abortion debate should go from zero to 20 weeks, but can we at least stick to that?
Catholics say at the day of inception, pro-choice people used to be okay with 22 weeks.
That used to be reasonable.
That was the law until recently.
Now in New York State, go ahead, kill a newborn.
And you know what we do to celebrate?
The Freedom Tower is lit up pink!
How did we get here?
Anyway, that Northern dude, he has a picture in his yearbook and blackface next to a Klansman at a Halloween party.
Now, No one cared when he said, you can kill a baby.
That didn't hurt his career.
The fact that there is an allegedly racist picture in his yearbook, everyone's turned on him now.
His career is over.
He's ruined.
Ruined!
So, making an unfortunate joke is worse than killing a baby in today's society.
Clown world.
I can't say it.
I'm going to get a t-shirt that just has the emoji for a clown and the emoji for world.
That should be our new logo.
Yeah, that's our logo.
The clown world in emojis.
We should make a t-shirt of that.
Some guy sent me an awesome drawing of Titzer for fags.
It's a super hot chick with her ass facing like the viewer and she's smiling.
It's a cartoon.
I think I'm just gonna make it like a one-off kind of thing.
Anyway, are emojis copyrighted?
Are you allowed to just sell an emoji picture?
It seems like people use them pretty willy-nilly.
Could I take the poop thing and make a t-shirt of that and make money?
Yeah, I've seen a lot of emoji shirts on the boardwalk, so I think you're good.
Whatever.
What kind of lunatic would get into the t-shirt business in this day and age?
I don't care about Northam because he had that stupid ad last year.
Do you remember this?
It had a pickup truck with a confederate flag on the back.
A huge like Dodge Ram tough with a confederate flag on the back.
And it was driving around this town chasing black and Latino kids.
And the kids were running with fear.
This little Mexican kid with his backpack running and jumping over a fence before the evil racist truck kills him.
Kills him.
What's going on here?
Oh, my wife is calling about something.
Sorry.
So, yeah, he had that ad.
He wouldn't shut up about his opponent being racist, racist, racist.
And he made that ad, Confederate flag, Trump's America.
They're hunting Mexican kids for sport in their truck.
So I guess to run them over?
Isn't that ironic?
That he was elected based on this lie that racist redneck supporters are running over little Mexican kids, and then he gets in office and goes, yeah, it's okay to kill babies.
But anyway, just for the record, folks, I mean, I'm watching this guy fry and I'm like, good, hoisted on your own petard.
But just for the record, It was at a Halloween party a long time ago.
And couldn't you argue, by the way, that it was a parody of racism?
I mean, wouldn't a Klansman not like to see that picture?
Isn't it mocking the Klan in a way?
I don't know.
Could be an argument towards unity.
Trevor Noah made that joke.
Oh, okay.
Blackface, I know this got Megyn Kelly fired, but it was pretty common in the 70s.
Look up Joni Mitchell.
She was a, she was a black man on a regular basis.
She had a name for him.
He was like Jimmy Price or something.
And she would walk around with a mustache and a fedora in blackface.
Jimmy Kimmel did it.
John, Jimmy Fallon did it.
It's, they're pretending to be offended.
Let's cut the shit here.
It's just the latest thing.
Do you think Martin Lawrence as Big Mama's House Lady or Eddie Murphy as female clump like Mrs. Clump when they, is that like drag insensitive or is that trans insensitive?
Yeah, you know, I was at a gay bar with Milo and Pamela Geller and it was so half-assed.
I think it's called Lips or something.
And they weren't trying.
They didn't even have high-heeled shoes on.
They'd have flats.
And I started to get annoyed.
And I thought, this is a mockery of women.
You're lampooning femininity.
Femininity.
Femininity.
And I said it to Pamela Geller, and we'd all been drinking quite a bit, and I started getting her mad.
And then we both said, this is almost like a Sambo thing.
This is almost like blackface, but it's woman face.
You're doing an insulting depiction of women.
And guess what happened?
She freaked out, right?
Yeah, she ran up on stage.
I'm like, bam, bam, bam, whoa, whoa, whoa.
And she goes, this is ridiculous.
This is a mockery of what I'm like, lady, take it easy.
Oh, no.
And then all these lesbians who were there wanted to beat her up.
That's New York City in a nutshell, isn't it?
What a madhouse.
That's why I like it here.
There's still some crazy left.
But yeah, lesbians were going to beat up Pamela Geller for calling drag queens sexist.
Anyway, it's funny that we live in a society where having a tasteless photo, being taken at a party in 1980 is much worse for your career than talking about killing a baby.
I think killing a baby's worse.
Call me old-fashioned.
Sorry.
I hope that doesn't sound racist, but I think being at a Halloween party where there was an unfortunate costume isn't as bad as cutting the spine of a newborn as it's trying to make sounds and crawl to its mother's breast so he can have that first bit of milk.
You know why, you know women when they're When they're pregnant and after they're pregnant, they have this sort of line on their belly that goes from their belly button all the way up to their tits.
Do you know why that is?
Yeah, what is it?
It's so the baby can find the tits.
No.
It's a trail.
Get out of here.
Yeah.
It's like a dotted line.
It's like a treasure map.
What?
Tits this way.
So it really is just, it's an indication for, that's insane.
I never knew that.
I thought it was like a happy trail that grows cause the belly gets so big that like hair comes out of the, Wow, you really know how to make God's gifts sound gross.
It's not that though.
You have a newborn with its mother and you're like, I thought it was because she's a slut and she's hairy.
My theory is like, let's make her even, like, so it's kind of weird to bang, I think it's wrong to bang a pregnant chick.
Because there's a baby in there.
Isn't that gross?
Yeah.
What do you think?
You're stealing a lot of bits today.
You stole Trevor Noah's joke and that's an Owen Benjamin bit.
It's gross to fuck a pregnant chick.
It's like, bears don't do that.
That's for sci-bys.
But uh, maybe the happy trail's there to like ward off men that want to bang her or something.
Um, it might, there might be an argument not to have sex with a pregnant woman.
You're getting so little sex during those months that you will take anything.
Yeah.
Happy trailer.
Anything, anything goes.
That's my trail to find the tits.
I heard about this woman who cheated on her husband, um, with a woman.
When she was nine months pregnant.
Wow.
He came home and saw them together and they got divorced.
And I, I have had, I've had sex with a very pregnant woman, three different occasions, right?
I have three kids and there's not a lot you can do.
Like, I don't even know if you can do doggy style.
You can really just do sort of lying on the side.
Now, if you're a lesbian, the only move I could think of would be the pregnant woman lies on her back and the lady sits on her face.
Yeah, yeah.
Or lays down.
Which is kind of raunchy for, you know, a nine month pregnant woman.
Yeah.
Anyway, so the SPLC, so I put on a big 10 gallon hat and a white suit like boss hog.
Alabama isn't Texas though.
So I was a little off with my outfit, but I wanted to make it clear that I'm not a menace.
I'm a fun guy.
And the SPLC is, A war on fun.
Because I said this when ABC was interviewing me, they go, yeah, but you said this and you said, you said, um, uh, Mexicans ruin Mexico.
And that sounds, you know, that that can be taken out of context, especially this day and age.
And so I said, OK, so the way you avoid having things taken out of context or being accused of bigotry is you say, I want to make something very clear.
I don't think Mexicans are bad for Mexico per se.
I think that what we need to understand is that a lot of liberals are blaming Mexico's plight and Mexico's economy on American foreign policy and American politics.
And I don't think that's fair.
I think everyone is responsible for their own country and with a few exceptions.
Your lot in life as a country is due to your citizens.
America didn't want the British there, and they fought hard to make it their country.
And now it's their problem, in a sense.
Now that's boring.
I was boring myself just saying that.
That was a snooze fest.
I just woke up.
So you want to say, oh, I'm not my brother's keeper.
Mexico sucks because I'm Mexican.
That's their problem.
That's a more colorful way to say it.
And I always use this example.
You can put this on your bingo card.
Alex Jones says they're making the frogs gay.
Right?
What's really happening?
Well, due to, um, birth control, there's excessive estrogen in the water supply and amphibians such as frogs, they can choose their, their gender, not, you know, literally choose it, but their gender variants.
Variants?
Variants.
Oh, various.
Okay.
When they're in their sort of, I think, tadpole stage.
And when they get this bombardment of estrogen, they tend to choose or go to female more than male.
So there's an excess of female frogs.
Is that boring or what?
It's funner to say, they're making the frogs gay!
Now the SPLC would take that and say, He hates homosexuals and then they cancel his bank and he can't use PayPal.
I can't use PayPal.
You know what I was using PayPal for?
I was helping raise money for lawyers so Proud Boys could get a fair trial.
What's the matter with that?
Why would you want to... I want Ted Bundy to have a fair trial.
Jeffrey Dahmer got a fair trial.
That's the justice system.
We want everyone to have... It's written into the law that everyone gets legal representation.
Why are you trying to thwart that?
How long do you think it is before cell phone carriers like Verizon, AT&T, and Sprint don't carry people because of what they're claimed to be?
It's happening.
Is it?
Uh, well...
In like a shadowy way?
Yeah, I shouldn't say it's happening.
We're on our way is what I meant to say.
Yeah.
Like Delta Airlines won't let ICE transport illegals, you know, to jail or something via their flights.
So if they're going to catch an illegal, they can't use Delta.
That's a service.
So now an airline is refusing you.
And, you know, when they have these controversial conventions that are called racist by someone else, the hotels will say, no, you can't stay here.
So we've got hotels and planes.
I haven't heard of phones yet.
We've heard of banks, right?
Jennifer Morris had her bank cancelled.
So phones are just around the corner.
Social media is de-platforming everyone.
Did you know you can't put my face on Instagram?
Yeah, that's depersoning to the umpteenth.
That's Black Mirror shit right there.
Yeah!
You know, cause like, remember there's that one Archangel episode where like, it blurs out blood or anything graphic?
It's like, that could just be you.
Yeah.
So nobody could see or hear you, they're just like, I'm so dangerous!
They're going to get you.
But the weird thing is too, MS-13 is all over Long Island.
No one talks about them.
They're just in the police blotter.
That's dangerous.
They're having shootouts.
They're attacking each other with machetes in Burger King.
That's a real hate group.
You want a hate group?
Proud Boys are never going to machete anyone.
But no, I feel unsafe.
He's wearing a Trump hat.
I feel unsafe.
What about MS-13 right there with a machete?
Oh, boys will be boys.
They're Latino.
So I'm not scared of them.
They found decapitated bodies and stuff.
What?
That's a pretty big deal.
And what are MS-13 doing in the suburbs?
They are helping to traffic heroin because these people that got duped into getting addicted to Oxy can't afford Oxy anymore, the illegal ones, because their prescription ran out.
So they switched to heroin.
How do they facilitate heroin dealing in the middle of Long Island?
MS-13.
There's a problem.
And who doesn't know someone who OD'd on opioids?
Right?
Your buddy.
I have 12 acquaintances who OD'd on heroin.
Now this wasn't the oxy thing.
This was, um, this was, you know.
Actual heroin.
Actual heroin.
This was being in this sort of punk scene or whatever in the 90s and 80s.
But, um, But even with this recent fentanyl and opioid thing, you know, you're talking to the bartender and his son passed away.
You're talking to a guy and he passed away.
Everyone seems to know someone.
I think there's a hundred a day that die of opioids.
I saw a fucking dead guy on the road.
Did I tell you about that?
No way, what?
Upstate New York, when I had a place in the Catskills, we're driving, there's a dead man, just lying on the side of the road.
Confirmed dead?
Yep, and I know the cops up there, and I said, what happened?
They said, oh, they were having a party, they're doing pills, one of them OD'd.
And they dragged him out onto the road so they wouldn't be his fault.
And I go, what kind of moron thinks dragging a body out of your house onto the road is going to help you?
And he goes, actually, it is.
It did help me.
That's what you should do, actually, if you don't want to get in big shit.
Because now he could have walked out there and passed out and it's not your fault.
By the way, I have a bone to pick with me.
When you were telling that story on the other podcast about On Your Feet Soldier, I was trying to keep the momentum of the podcast going and I poo-pooed it.
I realize now how unbelievable, just to recap folks, his Vietnam vet uncle.
My grandfather.
Grandfather.
Yeah.
Was feeling depressed and almost suicidal.
And how old were you?
Uh, maybe 15, 16?
Ugh, the most cringe age.
Oh wait, maybe 16, 17.
Tops, tops, tops.
17 gets less cringey, but 14, 15, you have a new body every two months.
You're so awkward.
You try, that's the age where you try out new shit, like, I'm gonna have just bangs.
Or you go through your mom's jewelry and you find like an Ankh or some weird thing, like some weird Catholic cross.
Mood rings.
Or yeah, something.
And then you start wearing that around your neck with like a turtleneck and you're like, maybe I'm the Ankh guy.
Maybe I'm like Bang's only satanic kind of a dude.
And then your friends laugh their heads off and you go, all right, that didn't work out.
I would wear those tear away pants that you could do like that stripper thing with.
But never tear them, just wear them.
Give or dare him, just wear him.
So you went over to your grandfather and then summoned all your courage and said, on your feet, soldier!
You were probably shaking like you were so nervous.
I hate hearing it back.
That is profound.
What a moment.
I apologize for poo-pooing it.
No, no, it was cringey.
We agree, right?
It was cringe central.
I can't think of that.
When I think about it, I start whistling.
I go, On your feet, soldier!
On your feet.
You know what that is?
That's watching too much fucking TV.
Yeah, I played the female role of a chick hoisting up Rocky or some shit.
It sucked.
It really sucked.
Yeah, it's sort of like this video I saw of this giant six foot four guy beating the crap out of women, which obviously we don't advocate.
See what the SPLC has done to me?
I have to qualify everything like I'm a white kid in college.
Uh, I just want to say that I'm coming from a place of privilege and obviously my voice means less than yours.
Uh, but... Can I go to the bathroom?
That's the funniest thing they said.
What, you want to go on a date?
I can't remember if I told this or not, but oh yeah, so this big guy's beating up all these women and that's terrible, obviously, but the way the women were coming at him, they had their dukes up.
Oh, that video that just came out.
Yeah, they thought they were Conor McGregor and he'd knock them down and then they'd come back and they were in like a fighting stance, a boxing stance.
What are you doing?
What are you gonna do, knock his block off?
I think that's them watching too much TV.
All these kick-ass, badass chicks, Charlize Theron doing a roundhouse kick and beating up the FBI.
Why does she keep coming back for more and trying to punch him in the face?
I don't know.
Can you imagine your mom doing that?
Like, that's our generation.
I shouldn't say our generation, but millennials are the first generation where a woman will just go up to a guy and go, hey, bitch, and try to beat him up.
You're not going to win.
That guy professionally laid them all out.
Yes.
I've never seen quite a thing like that.
Wow.
But yeah, I remember, I can't remember if I said this on the podcast or not, but I remember my uncle, he was finally visiting from Scotland and we were very close and I hadn't seen him in over a year.
And I ran to him in slow motion.
Did I say this already?
No, you told me afterwards.
I ran to him like I was in slow motion.
Yay, Uncle Strachan!
And I jumped into his arms, thinking that life is a movie, and he was gonna spin me around, and my little seven-year-old feet would be spinning in the air as the music played, and the sound of music camera did like a crane shot or something.
What?
So I just sort of went, into him, knocked the wind out of him.
He didn't spin me around.
He said, what are you doing?
Oof.
Yeah.
That wasn't cringe.
I wasn't embarrassed.
That was just an example of TV affecting your brain when you're young.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Did I tell you this?
This is one more that I forgot to bring up.
So the way I asked out this girl, her name was Josephine or something.
We all called her JoJo.
She's one of the punk girls.
And I was like, on the phone, I was like, would you blank out with me?
And she was like, what could that possibly be?
I was like, You know, go out with me?
Dude.
Would you blank with me?
And was this written on a piece of paper?
No, this is on the phone.
So I just wanted to explain.
That's not so bad.
Yeah, but it felt suicidal.
That's not so bad.
One time when I was tree planting, I was writing letters to my girlfriend at the time on a pretty regular basis because I missed her so much and I hated it up there.
It sucks, tree planting.
But I wrote on a piece of paper, nature teaches you a lot about yourself.
And then on the other side it said, I love you.
And I showed my boss and I go, cause part of me was going, dude, don't like part of me had a brain and, and I showed it to him and I go, Hey Marcus, do you think I should send this?
Is it gay?
He goes, let me see.
Then he laughed so hard he almost died.
Then he ripped it to shreds.
Wow.
Yeah.
Good friend.
And for maybe the next eight years, every time I saw him he'd say, nature teaches you a lot about yourself.
I love you.
That's such a fun way to destroy you every time you see it.
Yeah, this was like 1992.
For 10 years?
And he'll bring it up now.
He's 60 years old now.
By the way, speaking of like, my brother sent me this podcast that's really popular.
I think it's called Reply All.
Yeah.
And he goes, cause we, we always bitch about the word like, I have a big sign in my house and you come in and it says you are entering a like free zone.
And then in the basement, I have a picture that says the word like, and I have it spray painted crossed out.
There's a lot of like hate in my home.
And he goes, check it out, it's former NPR people, and they're just these beta, weak, cuck, loser, no testosterone having, softies.
Soy boys!
Soy boys!
And he goes, they say like 327 times in a 44 minute show.
And then he attaches a transcript Where he's highlighted like, and we'll play some of the podcast, but I'll just read some of the transcript.
This is a grown man, okay?
Like, everybody's been complaining for the past couple years about like, oh, we're getting all these calls.
Like, we've done stories about these calls.
Up until six months ago when people talked about it, I was like, okay, I hate when they use like to start someone talking.
Just download, there's like a bunch of apps you can get on your phone.
I use one called Haya.
It's almost like the way... Oh God, I'm annoying myself.
Let's hear it.
This is men today.
And to criticize it is to foment hate.
And that goes for their employees, too.
So, they're combining a startup mindset with the power of a Fortune 100 to create a work culture that inspires... He sounds like a baby.
No, don't play the commercial, dude.
Skip ahead.
Obviously.
We don't care about their promoters.
Six months ago, when people talked to me about it, I was like, okay, this is really easy.
Just download.
There's like a bunch of apps you can get for your phone.
I use one called Haya.
And it's almost like the way your email has a spam filter, this kind of puts the equivalent of a spam filter on your phone.
And I was like very, I don't know, people think that I have answers to tech questions.
I almost never do.
And I felt very cocky about like actually being like, oh, there's a new fix.
And then like for me, three months ago, it just, it was like, the damn broke.
Is that infuriating?
Yup.
I don't like his voice altogether.
This is why I hate being called a bigot.
I do have seething hate in my bones, but it's not for visible minorities or a religion, it's for these guys.
Yeah, people that go slow in the fast lane, I want to kill.
I think all my enemies are white.
I don't think I've ever wished ill will on a non-white, but the ones who make me seethe, who get me in a bed with clenched fists every morning, all white guys.
I've never seen you have road rage, what about them?
People that are retarded on the streets.
On the streets.
I'm not a road rage guy.
I will yell in the car and say, are you out of your mind?
But usually my kids are in my car and I don't want to teach them.
That's a good habit.
Yeah.
Cause I rode with you and there was plenty of times you could have freaked out and you didn't.
By the way, the stand-up thing that we, that I painfully, we went over last time.
On your feet, soldier, is one of the comments.
That had 23 views.
It has 1,120 now.
Dude, and I'm just, one guy, he has the top comment.
Here for the most recent Get Off My Lawn podcast with a laugh emoji.
You fuck.
And then ten replies of so am I. You're so much gayer now.
This is Japan trying to show America how to really bomb.
This is so unfunny I'm actually laughing out loud.
By the way, the meat celery joke was really funny.
Gavit got it wrong on that one.
By the way, I don't even agree with that.
I think it was a shitty analogy.
Chicken head incident much worse.
Okay, that's enough.
That's enough.
That's enough.
That's fun.
Buddy.
Oh, yeah, I we have some unturned stones, but I won't I won't get to that now.
I want to finish.
This is the SPLC.
Thing, episode.
And again, I'm not suing them because they said something mean about me.
If I did that, I would have every newspaper and website in the courts all day, every day.
I mean, there was a while there where I used to send legal letters.
I guess I got to start doing that again because the lies are getting bigger.
But we were sending like one a day.
That's 365 a year.
Sometimes there'll be several a day.
And the lies like the FBI labeled the Proud Boys an extremist hate group with ties to white nationalists, total and utter lie.
Not true.
I mean, that's the thing about this clown world.
With the SPLC, they just start these rumors and they just take off because people want that.
They want America to be a racist hellhole.
I don't know why.
I haven't figured it out.
But when they hear that story about Jussie, Getting attacked by MAGA hats, they get excited and they run to their little computers and start typing up the story without any kind of skepticism where they go, wait a minute, they said this is MAGA country in Chicago?
Did you hear the latest where he still had the security footage shows he slid the Subway sandwich after the beating?
Yes.
That's weird.
I also learned today that his co-star on Empire did a hate crime hoax last year.
That she had to apologize for.
Did you also see him dancing with his bruised rib quote-unquote?
Yeah, he's dancing and he said he fought back.
He said I'm the gay Tupac.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nothing's gonna happen with this.
He's never gonna apologize.
There's gonna be no embarrassment and the story in five years when you look back will be his original story.
So what we know now is we have footage of him in a gay part of town that's very she-she and Getting a Subway, Subway sandwich, and then there's a minute where we don't have him.
After that minute, we have him.
He's walking normal.
I don't know if he has a noose on or not, but he's still carrying his submarine sandwich, which when people are beaten violently and noosed, they tend to lose their lunch.
They also tend to pee their pants and puke.
So in that minute, He's still alleging that he was attacked, this is MAGA country, poured bleach on him, they had ski masks and MAGA hats, and then they vanished.
And there's no footage of them before or after this minute, so I guess they rappelled down the building or just jumped out of a dumpster or something they were hiding in?
And I also read that the persons of interest were just given out there because there was so much pressure on the police, and the top brass said, get something out there!
I don't know, just something.
We need something.
And so they said, well, there's two bums walking down the street that are always there.
Fine, do it.
Just make sure you can identify them.
So, yeah, that's really what the crux of my lawsuit is, in a sense, where I've had enough of these false depictions of America.
As a bunch of mega hat wearing rednecks who randomly beat up guys they see on their favorite show, Empire.
And why are you so enthused?
Like, why did you run to get that story out without checking up on it?
Like, there was a story, there was a guy in Philly who was having a We The People rally.
All the major things in Philly are together.
They're around the center of the, there's like a big Central Park kind of thing in Philly.
And there's all the major museums and landmarks and stuff are all in that one area.
So there's a, I don't know, some center for the Constitution or something like that, and this guy was having this rally there to support the Constitution.
Guess what that became?
And this is thanks to rhetoric that you get from the SPLC.
That became, after the synagogue shooting, Proud Boys were going to celebrate it in front of the Jewish Museum.
Now, First of all, just like the Catholic kids with that indigenous ceremony, your instincts should go, well, that doesn't sound right.
Like, why would the mayor give them a permit?
The mayor just goes, yeah, that sounds reasonable.
Celebrating a synagogue shooting.
Yeah, yeah.
So that Jewish thing, the Jewish Museum and the celebrating of the mass murder, Got like 4,000 retweets.
And even my wife's friends were calling her, going, what's going on?
And then my wife explains the truth.
And then her friend goes, thanks, I feel a lot safer now.
Safer?
Like what clown world are we living in?
Where you think they're gonna go to the Jewish Museum and go, ah, that was awesome!
And as I said on another podcast when this was all happening, I said, even with Nazis in Germany, they would probably go, eh, let's not have a rally right after the shooting, that's a little rich.
But no, it's perfectly normal.
Or in Oakland, oh and by the way, that guy who had the We the People rally, they threw a brick through his window and wrote Nazi on his house.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's like a pro-cop patriotic dude.
And there's all these sort of eccentric constitutionalists there dressed as Ben Franklin and stuff.
You know, these kind of Tea Party boomer patriot nerds.
Nothing remote.
The speakers were black.
Anyway, this reminds me of the one in Oakland where that nut homeless career criminal ex-con got in an argument with some black chick and stabbed her to death.
That became Proud Boys were roaming the streets.
They decided just to stab a random black girl just for fun and they were gonna go meet at a bar later to celebrate the murder.
So a mob formed to make sure they didn't get to celebrate their murder.
What?
Does MS-13 even celebrate murders?
Like even the mob would go, that was kind of a very difficult situation.
Yeah, she'd probably lay low.
Let's lay low for a little bit.
Hey T, why don't we go to a bar and celebrate?
Oh, we're going to postpone that.
We can do it next week.
No Pauly, we're not going to celebrate nothing.
No, he'd be pissed.
We're not going to celebrate nothing!
We're not celebrating nothing, alright?
So just get the fuck out.
Jesus Christ.
Amen.
So a mob forms, they go to that bar and they search the bar for the murderer and his gang of proud boy murdering buddies.
And he comes out of the bar going, they're not there!
And everyone's like, yay!
We stopped them?
What?
We stopped them from celebrating their murder party?
What are you talking about?
And then you know what happened?
They saw some random dude wearing a t-shirt that had the American flag on it, and they beat the crap out of him.
I believe they used the word faggot as they were beating this non-proud boy proud boy, who was just a guy who was walking down the street.
So that's why a lot of people call the Southern Poverty Law Center a hate group, because you just created hate with all these rumors, all these lies.
You know, de Blasio, Cuomo, and the Attorney General all said, when they said hate has no home here, they were essentially quoting the SPLC.
And then of course we have the guy, Leo Johnson, the security guard guarding the Family Research Council, some nut, Floyd something?
Some nut reads that there's a hate group near him, the Family Research Council, just a Christian conservative group.
And he goes, no, I'm not having that.
So he goes and he says, I'm going to kill as many of them as I can.
And he ends up shooting this black security guard, Leo Johnson.
I'd like Leo to get involved in my suit.
Steve Scalise, that shooting, which yes, Steve Scalise was shot.
He was shooting at everyone there.
He wanted all of them to die.
And that, he said, he was inspired by the SPLC.
Charles Murray was doing a talk at Middlebury College.
The SPLC's called him a white nationalist.
Students attack him with such ferocity that a professor who got in the way is hospitalized.
I went to see Charles Murray at Columbia.
I have a bone to pick with him because he hates Trump.
I don't think he should be killed though.
And you should have seen it, man.
It was like going to see Jerry Sandusky or something.
His area was all roped.
Like it had ropes around it.
You know what I mean?
Like at the movie theater.
Roped off, yeah.
Roped off.
And so you couldn't go more than... Everyone was like 50 feet away from him.
And there's a big open area, right?
With security guards there ready to tackle anyone who tries to kill him.
And the door he came out of was...
Was like a secret little Heidi Cubby door.
So he just came out of that door and was on the stage.
He didn't like walk up or anything.
This is in the free world.
This is in America.
This is in a learning institution.
And Charles Murray is pretty tame.
I think he's one of the leading intellectuals of our time.
I think Coming Apart is a brilliant book that predicted this mess that we're in right now.
But no.
The SPLC.
And when you're kicked off social media, you can't defend yourselves.
Like, there's this rumor going around that I kicked my neighbor's dog.
What is it, the Jerky Boys?
Are you Kripal?
Yeah.
That story comes from last year.
I was on Randall's Island, very, very far from my neighbor.
And I got in an argument with the guy who was letting his dog shit on the baseball field where kids are going to be running around.
And I go pick it up and he refuses.
And then his dog lunges at me.
To bite me because I shoved him.
Oh no, oh really?
Yes.
Huh.
And then we're getting into it.
He gave me a black eye.
I lost the fight.
And as his dog was attacking me, yes, I kicked it.
Not hard, just like a shoe kick.
To get it away.
That thing could, yeah.
You don't fuck around with dogs.
You have to put, you know.
Yeah.
What am I going to do?
Let his dog bite me and get rabies?
Exactly.
Yeah, they're fine.
Dogs are fine.
Was it a small dog though?
Yeah.
They can still do damage, but... No, it wasn't small like my dog, but it wasn't big like a German Shepherd.
Yeah.
It's like a little... I kick dogs.
If necessary, I will kick a dog.
If a dog's gonna bite you, you can kick a dog.
I will kick a dog.
You don't want to send it flying.
No.
It's like the equivalent of when you go, shoo, with your arm, but you're doing it with your leg.
You're also doing what he's not doing, is reprimanding him not to attack people, you know?
What if he's like play fighting with somebody?
My point is, with Clown World, my point is that There's two things going on at once, and they're very dangerous.
They don't work well together.
One is, the right is being totally deplatformed, they can't defend themselves.
At the same time, the left is making up all these crazy stories about people that you can't correct.
So now, I can't say, no, I'm not the leader of the Proud Boys.
The Proud Boys are not a white nationalist group.
They're not an extremist group.
No, the FBI never called them that.
You can't correct that.
So the lies get crazier and crazier and crazier until a guy having a rally for the Constitution Is celebrating a mass shooting in front of the Jewish Museum.
The Jewish Museum that day tweeted, we are open.
Like ready for this thing.
I mean, where's your instincts?
When you hear that some guys killed a girl for fun, and then we're going to a bar to celebrate, you should be dubious.
Now there is a place where a black girl was just randomly shot.
For fun, basically.
And that was in South Central LA.
No one is talking about this.
Ryan Sardusky is the only guy I've seen talk about this, but the Mexicans down there, the gangs, they didn't want black people in their neighborhood and in South Central and Compton and all that.
So they've started just murdering them.
Killing blacks.
And there was a beautiful little black girl, 13 years old, riding her skateboard.
A gang... I'll try to dig up her name.
A gang drove by, shot her in the head, and then went on about their merry way.
There was a race war going on in South Central.
And it's Mexican gangs trying to de-black the neighborhood.
It's ethnic cleansing.
It's genocide.
Actual bonafide genocide.
And the media's totally silent.
You know what they're doing down there?
They are throwing Molotov cocktails into black people's homes.
And they're choosing the children's bedroom.
Because that will instill the most terror.
Here's the article.
It's up on Red Alert Politics.
Race-based murder in America.
Blacks are being targeted, but it's not by police.
Where is the SPLC on this?
What's her name here, this girl?
Federal indictment against seven Latino gang members from Southern California was unsealed on Thursday, revealing an active and organized effort to firebomb housing projects occupied by blacks to drive them out of Southern California.
Cheryl Green, that was her name.
Fourteen-year-old Cheryl Green, who was shot to death while riding her skateboard.
So there is stuff to get mad at out there, but you know, you'd prefer a fictional A group of brads who just stab chicks and then go have a beer to celebrate.
Yeah, yeah.
That's really what bothers me about all this, is why you want it to be true.
I know I keep repeating that, but there's something sick going on in our society where we want It to be true that Jussie was attacked by guys in MAGA hats or Sabrina Erdely when she heard that there was a gang raping frat who just gang raped this chick on broken glass.
She just jumped in her Honda Civic and couldn't get down there fast enough.
To interview people.
There's lots of holes in the stories.
They raped her on a glass coffee table that smashed?
Wasn't everyone covered in blood?
You can't just rape someone on broken glass.
It's not very comfortable for anyone involved.
No, I'm running with it.
Then she sends it to her editor at Rolling Stone.
They run with it.
Sounds good.
Let's do it.
Turns out it was all a hoax.
I understand reporters get stories wrong, but why were you so excited?
Why did you run?
Run with the story.
Why?
Why were you so happy when you heard that there was some smug MAGA hat wearing little prick disrupting an indigenous ceremony?
Why?
When there was the Halifax Five disrupting that indigenous ceremony Halifax, which was not true at all.
We had the Canadian Minister of Foreign Affairs, whatever his name is, he's a Sikh guy, I think, saying, I am so sorry, Chief Grizzly Mama, that your indigenous ceremony was ruined.
Like, no one would stop and go, wait a minute, Chief Grizzly Mama?
I've known some American Indians, or Canadian First Nations, but they've never, they've never been called Chief Grizzly Mama.
Mama?
You don't put mama, you mean Big Mama's house?
You don't put the word mama in an Indian name.
It's like Maggie Long Claws.
And Grizzly is kind of a hack, come to think of it.
Yeah.
That seems like the one, you know, that you would just default to.
So it's like Graham Funmaker.
My wife dated a guy whose last name was Mankiller.
An Indian.
Actual?
Actual Indian last name.
Mankiller.
You know what his ancestors did?
Knitted sweaters.
Actually my wife's tribe is known for baskets.
Ho-Chunks are known for making baskets.
Anyway, see how the buck stops here.
And we're going to fight them and we're going to stop them from taking over the country.
They have this change the terms thing and they use my picture for it.
There's a picture of me with my fist up, right?
And I'm surrounded by guys and it says change the terms.
It's a really funny picture, too, because they want it to look sinister, like I'm making a white power gesture.
I am saying, as the photos you can tell by my lips, I'm saying Uhuru, right?
And that is Swahili for freedom.
And it's an inside joke from that Gazzy Codso video.
He's kind of a troll.
I can't quite figure him out.
Like when he was on my old show, the Gavin McInnes Show, we were arguing and stuff and yelling and he wouldn't, I couldn't, he was going to cancel the interview because I said a quava y'all, which I don't even know what that means.
Oh yeah.
But then afterwards, after our argument, he said, uh, how'd it go?
Was that good?
Anyway, he's since quit the movement by the way.
Really?
I think he came across some homophobia from his brothers and sisters.
Maybe they're rebooting Fifth Element.
He's got to play Chris Tucker's character.
Anyway, um... So he don't know nothing about being white.
He don't like white people.
Ain't that right?
All white people are reparations, though.
Absolutely.
That's a white guy.
Absolutely.
Ain't that right?
That's true.
And what your name is?
Prince.
And what your name is?
Uhuru Prince.
Uhuru.
Now, why you up for reparations?
Because as a white person, I sit on the pedestal of colonialism and slavery that built not only the wealth of this country, but the whole European world.
How much did he pay?
Just check out your wallet!
You're white!
Why is he talking to other white people?
Just pull your wallet out and give... Oh, that's my favorite guy though, the white guy.
The other guy was white.
Both these guys are white.
Jesse, you owe me reparations.
Correct.
And I want it.
Correct.
When do I want it?
Now.
When do I want it?
Now.
And you gonna get it for me?
Yes, indeed.
Alright, so why do you want reparations?
Because every opportunity and amenity I have has been at the expense of my black and brown brothers and sisters around the world.
Ooh, at the expanse of my black and brown brothers around the world.
Scrape.
Full well.
Come on.
Okay, that's enough, that's enough.
Even the the times that have had a scrape for dollars in my life great bared the face of the slave master Genocidal maniac and I know full well that even the homeless boy.
Well street corners He's gonna get more head nods and ham sandwiches in the black man.
Okay, that's enough You know we know how weird it would be if there was it a black dude was like you're pretty much you know I'm saying like Like, I don't need reparations.
White people never did nothing wrong.
And if they were just selling out, it would feel weird.
You'd be like, you don't have to, what are you doing?
Yeah.
It would feel wrong for any race.
Like Chinese people, Chinese people really suck, you know?
And that was Japanese.
Yes.
Japanese do say that Chinese people really suck.
It's a Japanese guy pretending he's Chinese, just talking shit about Chinese people.
So yeah, I'm saying freedom in Swahili.
from a funny video that makes us all laugh.
In fact, I remember saying it at that point, and it was me sort of trying to make a joke about the situation and show how this is not serious.
It's the same as the plastic samurai sword, where they're all screaming, you're evil, Nazi!
And I pulled out the sword and said, Otoya Yamaguchi forever!
Meaning, you guys are mad about Otoya Yamaguchi, you realize, and my plastic sword.
So I was mocking them.
I was trying to bring comedy to the situation.
But anyway, So doing a joke with Uhuru, but why was I there?
That was in Berkeley, where Ann Coulter had been prevented from doing her speech, which the Young Americans for Freedom have since sued for, sued Berkeley for, and won.
They won all these provisions.
And I think they got a formal apology and all that stuff.
So I flew to Berkeley to read her speech, and they set me up with this makeshift stage, like not stage, but like a loudspeaker or whatever.
And I quickly did her speech and then we had to get out of there because there was protesters everywhere.
So my Proud Boys were surrounding me as we walked to a bar where this multi-racial group drank beers with each other and had a great time.
There's lots of pictures from that day.
So that picture of me saying Uhuru with my friends after reading and speech is what the SPLC is using As an image to represent their need to control the internet, to control social media, change the terms, put us in charge, or you'll get horrible stuff like a guy making a joke who just read a speech that was banned.
I mean, it's kind of perfect that they chose that picture.
And I think we list that in the complaint.
Change the terms is a thing the SPLC is doing where they want to get heavily involved in big tech, in social media, and Facebook, and they decide who says what, they decide who gets shut down, and it's just a call for power.
It's just like Obama pretended he was about healthcare.
No, he was about getting everyone signed up through his healthcare, so now he's in control, and now the government is bigger, because they're handling everything.
Uh.
And...
I think it's really dangerous for a number of reasons, and not the least of which is that you ban all these Christians, all these Conservatives, all these Republicans, all these Libertarians, all these controversial comedians, and we have this bubble.
It used to just be bubbles within Facebook.
Now Facebook itself is a bubble.
And Instagram, and Twitter, and the way people talk to each other has been bubble-ified.
And that's not good.
That's sick.
As Lenny Bruce said, I'm not sick, society's sick, and I'm the doctor.
You know, back in when I was running Vice, I would have Janine Garofalo write an article, I hate conservatives.
I would have a fashion shoot, The New Conservatives, where we'd have all these people dressed patriotically for a fashion shoot, and make the, like, hipster patriots.
We had all sides, back and forth.
Huge variety of contributors.
And now, Thanks to people like the SPLC, we're going back in time.
Like, and I was saying to Alex Jones, he was talking about, you're part of the electronic gulag.
And I said, no, communism is kind of better than this.
Because with communism, you're sent on the gulag, a re-education camp or whatever, you come back and you're vindicated.
You can get on with your life.
In this world we're in now, you're like, that guy with the blackface picture, Nathan, whatever, he's done.
Like, he's sinned.
You have that guy, that NASCAR dude, whose father had said the N-word in the 80s.
He's done now.
He's losing sponsors because of that sin.
Communism was more forgiving than that.
And we've got everyone talking on encrypted apps and petrified of some nude picture of them getting out or some conversation, some picture.
I mean, we have like the yearbook of Damocles hanging over our heads now.
And in Soviet Russia, one of the worst things about living in a communist country is they have all these rats who, I mean stool pigeons, these spies who have to report dissenters to the Kremlin and say, this person is planning a revolution, this person's planning to mock Putin or something like that.
And they have, when you're a spy, you know, you have to supply Scalps.
Like there's a quota.
There's a quota.
So, you end up, just like the SPLC ran out of Nazis and you had to make them into thin air, as a spy in Soviet Russia, you end up having to turn in like your aunt.
Or some guy who you know is innocent, but I gotta get my numbers up.
He's planning to blow up the Kremlin.
And so everyone lives in fear of their own family.
So you're sitting at dinner with your own family, worried that one of them is going to lie and rat you out for something you didn't do.
That's how we're becoming now, where we're worried.
Like I talked to guys in the military where one of them found out he was a proud boy because he said we should venerate the housewife.
And the other military guy went to his officer, his superior officer or whatever, and ratted him out!
And then he got, you know, reprimanded.
They should boot that guy because that's not a trustable brother of the battlefield.
Exactly.
I mean, every time you talk to vets or anyone who's seen combat, they always say, I miss my brothers.
I miss the brotherhood more than anything.
I must have PTSD from missing my brothers.
And, uh, you know, you hear about guys who were pissed off they couldn't go to Vietnam because they hated that their brothers went and they didn't fight.
Uh, these are the guys we're getting now?
A bunch of stool pigeons?
He's a member of our SPLC hate group.
Okay.
Thanks for tattling.
Greg Gutfeld called Brian, uh, what's his name?
Stettler, a turgid tattletale.
And that's really what, what our society has become.
We're becoming tattletales.
Like, like, uh, when I went to the Tommy Robinson thing in England, Ezra took a video in the, in the court hallway because there was a mass, there was maybe as many people that could possibly fit in this tiny alleyway.
It was maybe a thousand and they saw Tommy get near the window and they all went, ah, Cheering for him.
So Ezra took a video of it.
You know what the takeaway was from a lot of the press that day?
Ezra Levent possibly, um, uh, what's the word?
Indicts himself or incriminates himself for contempt of court because you're not supposed to take video or take pictures in the courtroom.
That was their takeaway.
Journalists tattletailing on other journalists.
Yeah, it's gross.
So yeah, defendgavin.com.
We're gonna keep putting up new videos and I'm doing a lot of interviews and I think we're up to like 35 grand on it.
We're gonna need to get a lot more.
Need some rich guys to get on there.
But I'm suing the SPLC because I don't like the way we're going.
I don't like that we're living in fear and we're scared to talk to each other.
It's just not, it's anti-fun.
I'll say it again.
It's anti-color.
Within every joke is a tiny revolution, said George Orwell.
And we're, look at jokes now, like SNL.
They're just so scared.
The only thing they could really do is mock Christians and conservatives and Trump and everything else is unallowed.
I remember seeing an SNL sketch when I was a kid and it was this light-skinned black guy who did like a 60 Minutes type show and then their classic dark-skinned guy they had, I forget his name, he looked like Miles Davis.
And they were having a serious interview and the lighter skin guy said, so, um, why is it?
Uh, do you think that a light skin blacks are so much smarter than dark skin blacks?
And then the dark skin black guy goes, say what?
It was body racial humor that you could never do today.
Or even Eddie Murphy's sketch that was written by my friend, Robert Downey, Where it was white like me and Eddie Murphy got done up like a white guy and he had blonde hair and everything was free.
Just take it.
Just take it.
That's the guy who said just take it is the guy who wrote the sketch.
But yeah, he goes to a bank and everything's free.
That was lampooning the idea that, you know, we live in this racist hellhole where whites get everything for free and blacks are always punished.
Can't do that joke anymore.
So jokes have suffered a lot in all this.
Hyperbolic language.
You know, like the ABC interview I did where she said, you know, making that okay gesture, you knew that's contentious, you know that that makes people mad.
I'm like, okay, I won't, we won't make a gesture that will make someone mad.
Even though they've got it wrong.
We don't want to, we don't want to piss anyone off.
No, I want to piss people off.
Yeah.
It's good to be pissed off.
Yeah.
But you're offending people.
I'm offended from the second I wake up and check my phone to the last moments before I go to sleep.
Try being mega in New York City.
If you want to talk about offended, try being a dad and turning on the TV and seeing the way you're portrayed in commercials and sitcoms.
We are constantly offended.
You might want to try it sometime.
All right, that's enough.
I keep promising it's back to funny, and then I keep having these super serious podcasts, but I'm in the fight of my life here.
You know, I've been unpersonated, deplatformed, and made out to be something I'm not, and it all started with the SPLC.
So please go to defund, please go to defund you.
Please defund yourself as much as possible, as much as you can reasonably afford and go to defend Gavin.com and throw a few bucks in there for this fight.
I promise it's going to be fun and I promise it's going to be interesting.
And it's not about me.
It's about the greater good because we're going down a dark path here, folks.
And it's a very unfun.
Puritan.
Kind of a... It's like they're like the new Victorians.
We're going back to Victorian England for some reason.
I don't know whose idea this was, but it sucks.
Alright, I'll see you soon.
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