All Episodes
Previous Next
Jan. 24, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
57:25
Get Off My Lawn Podcast # 107 | I almost started to cry at therapy yesterday

Gavin explains why he almost cried yesterday. We talk about boxing and the books Gavin is into lately and then we reveal the truth behind why everyone hates Brad.    PLEASE ANSWER THIS QUICK SURVEY! https://survey.libsyn.com/getoffmylawnpod

| Copy link to current segment

Time Text
I almost started to cry in therapy yesterday.
Now, obviously by therapy, uh, I'm, I don't mean lying on a couch and talking about yourself, which I'm not, I'm like, I'm not going to judge you if you're going crazy and you found something that works, but I don't believe in therapy.
I mean, Howard Stern is always talking about, are you in therapy?
And, oh, it's very important.
Every single guest, they talk about therapy, especially people from LA, like actors.
Oh yeah, no, I have a great therapist, and Larry David goes every day.
The only two things Howard Stern talks about are, are you in therapy?
I go every day, it's very important.
And I'm an agoraphobic mess who can't leave the house, and I'm scared of the world.
It's clearly not working, dude.
Photographer Terry Richardson used to go every day too, and I go, it's sort of like a calculator or a lawyer, where you just, they become a crutch.
Like if you have a calculator and you use it a lot for all your calculations, you'll catch yourself going 10 plus 10.
And then it'll say 20 and you'll go, Jesus Christ, my dad would kill me if he knew I just typed 10 plus 10 in.
And it's the same with a lawyer.
He starts advising you on complicated stuff that you really need him for, and then it'll just be like, hey, someone wants me on their podcast.
What, should I do it?
And the lawyer's like, no, I don't know.
I don't want to get in trouble.
So I'm just going to say no to everything.
And the next thing you know, he's controlling your life like a marionette.
I'm not talking about my lawyer, of course.
I'm just saying in general.
And I think therapists, what you do is you're just like, so I was feeling lethargic yesterday and I don't know, what should I do?
And the next thing you know, he's just your spine.
And I also don't think it's healthy to talk about yourself too much, although I do it for a living.
That's the, you're, you're a martyr.
Um, but yeah, so right after saying it's unhealthy to talk about yourself, I'm going to talk about myself.
So by therapy, I mean Irish therapy, which is boxing.
My father's side is pretty darn Irish, though they changed their name from McGinnis to McKinnis to hide that.
Um, but it is very therapeutic to be, uh, punching the heavy bags and all that stuff.
But I was doing pads.
And pads are when the coach puts, always with wings, those pads that have sticky on them.
He puts them all over the heavy bag and you get all your sexist frustrations out punching women's sanitary napkins.
I thought it was something completely different.
What did you think it was?
I thought that they were holding pads and then you punch those.
But wow, okay.
It's a joke, my friend.
Oh, gotcha.
Wow.
I knew that.
I was playing the straight man.
No, that's not how straight men work.
Oh, you were?
You promised?
Okay, now I'm the idiot.
Isn't that funny how that works?
Now I'm the moron.
Who didn't get your joke?
Ricochets!
I'm rubber, you're glue.
One me, and then you a lot.
Okay, so, um, I am doing the pads that you're saying, and I've got a fight coming up on Saturday, one of these old men fight where it's a bunch of 50 year olds who are just dead to the world after three rounds, like, and every punch is, Like, when you get hit, you go, oh!
And then when you hit, you go, oh!
Like, it's pathetic.
Oh, no, I shouldn't say it.
I'm pathetic.
And there's a few other old cops that are pretty worse for wear.
There's a lot of really good middle-aged men there, too, who have all kinds of I guess you can get a belt for, like, seniors boxing.
There's a whole seniors fitness scene.
There's seniors weightlifting.
I think it might even be at the Olympics.
And now the seniors weightlifting!
Some old grizzled fucking Korean war vet.
He's just bald with a big white beard lifting 350 pounds over his head.
I don't even know if that's a lot.
Yeah, me neither.
How much can you bench press?
I don't fucking know.
But yeah, so we're doing the pads, and it's like, right, left, left, hook, left hook, shot to the body.
Give me right, right, jab, left, left.
And then there's this cool move you do, where you do like, imagine your nose is a chalk, piece of chalk, and you're drawing a circle on the chalkboard.
So you go down, you're going clockwise.
When you're done the clockwise thing, and you do a left, you have all this momentum, and you're crouched down low, so your left is just this insane bullet.
And when you're doing combinations too, you're like, one, two, one, two, shh, chalk line.
So the sound of the pad's like, bop, bop, bop, bop, beep, beep, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop.
And I started, I'm sweating and stuff.
And I don't know, man, I started to get emotional.
Oh, that's when you were starting to cry?
Yeah, I misled you with the title of the podcast, but there was shit happening to me.
And I think it's sort of like in therapy where you go, and then I realize I'll never please my father.
I don't know.
I think stuff was coming out of me from, you know, the stress of all the past few months.
And how fucking embarrassing would that be?
Oh my god.
If you're the other guy I don't know if you... I would have to move.
Yeah!
It's weird at a box...
The atmosphere at a boxing gym is kind of, I don't know, I'm not an alpha male to most of these pussies that fuck with me, like the bloggers and all those guys, but in the real world, I'm a beta male.
Like, I don't know how to fix a car.
So when I'm there, I'm just sort of like quiet, keep to myself, hey coach, hey, I'm reading this, oh, I'm reading this awesome book I was talking to my coach about, Dempsey, by Jack Dempsey.
It is.
I'm going to make you read it at gunpoint.
I just started reading the Kurt Vonnegut one.
No, Ralph Steadman.
Ralph Steadman.
Yeah.
There's a lot of names in there.
I got confused, but I'm a couple of pages into it.
Okay.
We've got a lot of stuff to unpack here.
We have to unpack our white privilege.
Yeah.
So let me go back.
I'm off 10 tangents and then we'll slowly knock down these dominoes one by one.
So it's not tense, but it's like, Hey, what's up?
Hey man.
Yeah.
Sometimes an older guy, which is hard for me to find, but there is this old black guy who'll come over and he'll, your power's all in your elbow.
You want to hit it with your shoulder.
I'm like, dude, I've been hitting this heavy bag nonstop for 20 minutes.
I'm sorry if my form isn't perfect.
But anyway, the idea of blubbering, just bursting into tears is, oh, it would be the worst place, basically the worst place in the world you could possibly cry.
Like you could cry anywhere else.
Yeah, that is, yeah, just about.
I will cry sometimes.
I saw my son, a picture of my son on our wall, and he was wearing this Flash costume, and he used to be really into superheroes, now he couldn't give less of a shit, because he's older now, adults who like superheroes, and when kids are over eight or nine, they tend to move on.
So you may want to give that a whirl, guy in a Wolverine shirt, guy with a Superman tattoo, guy who writes about Star Wars on a blog exclusively, guy who does reviews and talks about DC versus Marvel, and I'm not sure who's going to win.
I think Marvel has some really classic flicks up.
Fucking that's another thing about Howard Stern.
He's always watching Gotham.
Gotham?
You mean like when Batman, before Batman was interesting?
You're a wrinkled teenager.
Fucking looks like a vulture had sex with Joey Ramone and then put on a Batman shirt Went to Hot Topic with $35.
Okay, so that's that out of the way the crying thing I didn't of course, but it just I mean everyone has their own thing and I'm sorry for criticizing people who use therapy I just I just think that I don't, I think you're fucking up.
I almost cried the other day.
Why did you almost cry, you little pussy?
Right to somebody's face.
Well, how dare you?
You just said you almost cried.
Oh wait, I didn't finish my thing.
So then I remembered that that little lunky dunks who was into the superhero stuff, he's gone now.
And this is relatively hyperbolic, but it's like losing a child.
Because your 11 year old son isn't very similar to his five year old version.
Totally different interests, totally different habits.
I mean, there is definitely a vein in there of he's kind of stoic and quiet and cool.
But like all his favorite things, like he used to be into Yo Gabba Gabba, and that's gone now.
He used to dress up as DJ Lance.
That's, I'll never, he'll never say the word DJ Lance ever again.
I remember I was talking about that around my dad and my dad goes, who's PJ Banks?
Because he has shitty hearing, which is getting fucking annoying because every time I say something to him, he goes, sorry!
Okay, I'll say it twice.
I'm becoming fucking Johnny two times where I have to say everything twice.
Um, okay, so we covered that.
And then this book, Dempsey.
I'm really getting into books that were not written by writers.
Now, obviously, there's cheating going on.
Like, you read Anthony Kumia's book, and it's clear that he set it into a microphone, and then someone punched it up, and then someone made it better that was good at writing.
He wouldn't deny that.
But, I don't know, there's more heart.
And I don't like good books.
Like, Mark Levin and Mark Stein, Are too dense for me.
They're too good.
And I just, it's like eating on an all meat diet.
Like I have to put, put it down after a while and go, okay, that's too, that's literally TMI.
I can't, I'm too dumb to handle all this.
No disrespect to Michelle Malkin, but, uh, I like reading her much more cause it's, it's not as dense.
Same with John Stossel.
Like he has books like, give me a break.
How government is getting into our pockets and it's a, it's a pain in the butt.
Like, I like that kind of writing.
And that's why I told you to read that other book.
But Dempsey, he was a prizefighter.
He basically, before him, like in the late 1800s, Industrial Revolution, boxers had that, put up your dukes, you!
And they never really hit the body.
Like they would punch, it was called boxing, it wasn't fighting.
Dempsey invented this whole thing where he's gonna fucking crouch down and get you in the ribs just like I punched you in your ribs.
That's a Dempsey move.
He invented the whole idea of put down your dukes, fucking bite him.
And he got it from, that was his job his whole life.
He would walk into a saloon, this is like 19, this is World War I times.
He'd walk into a saloon and say, I'll take, I'll lick any man here.
He didn't mean with his tongue.
And he'd travel the world, he'd ride underneath trains, like on the axis, with hot embers blowing in his face.
And he'd tie himself to the bottom of the railroad car with his pants and just go whipping across the country, St.
Louis.
He was starving at times, he'd send money to his parents who were starving, he got ripped off by this prostitute who he married.
I mean, everyone talks about, you know, white privilege, but When you read about the Great Depression in the early 1900s, people were fucking suffering, man.
Everyone.
I mean, it's hard for our 2018 brains to understand the idea of starving, you know?
Especially young people.
Like, you and I—well, no, you're way younger than me, but when I was a young man, you had breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
You didn't snack.
Now, and this might be why then this young people are so tall, like I hang out with my little brother and his friends, and they're all fucking giants.
They're all like 6'2".
And I can't help but think it's because every nanosecond they were hungry, there was a perfect little food for what they were feeling like a little cheese snack or a little mini yogurt or something.
So their bodies just went, oh, there's plenty of food around.
Let's get big.
So maybe why Europeans are so tiny, because They didn't have shit until well after World War II.
By the way, handy pro tip.
Go into, if you're ever in Europe, go into a used clothing store, and all their suits are so tiny that it's like you're in The Strokes.
Like they all have a cool Pee Wee Herman look.
And I like my suits small and tight.
So it's a great place to get small, tight suits.
Everywhere else, you look like you're in fucking, you may find yourself!
Talking heads.
Yeah.
And that's such a bad look, man.
I hate that look.
Dudes, guys, you look like a paperboy going for his first job interview for a real job.
When you show up at court and your white shirt isn't peeking out below your cuffs.
Yeah, you look like a 90s NBA guy.
It's such a bad look.
I hate it.
So anyway, I'm reading that book and it's incredible and it's gotten me really back into fighting in a big way and very emotional about it too, as you can see from the near blubber fit.
But the other book that I told you you have to read Is by Ralph Steadman, the great artist.
You know, when you think of Hunter Thompson, you think of those ink splattered drawings.
That's Ralph Steadman.
And I think he's my favorite artist.
He just invented this whole concept of spilling his ink when he's doing drawings and stuff.
And he's got some great books.
Yeah, I didn't know how intertwined he was with Hunter.
I thought it was Hunter doing those drawings.
Intertwined?
Intertwined.
Is that the correct term?
Sure.
Yeah, I would think so.
I'll Google it after this.
Yeah, because his art was always like, you know, right...
Everything Hunter ever put out, right?
It was like Stedman.
I can't think of another case where an artist and a writer are paired like Batman and Robin or like Simon and Garfunkel.
Yeah, I actually thought Hunter drew all that stuff, but... You don't think of Hunter S. Thompson without Ralph Stedman.
You don't think of Ralph Stedman without... Oh, that's a good book, Gonzo Art.
It's a collection of all his drawings.
Oh, we have it here.
It's a coffee table book.
Yeah, yeah, it's right behind me.
So anyway, Ralph Stedman wrote a book called The Joke is Over, and it's about Hunter S. Thompson's life and him being with him.
And it's unapologetic, and it's not a puff piece.
He criticizes Hunter S. Thompson.
Apparently his feet stink.
The suicide was devastating.
Hunter S. Thompson killed himself, but it was probably the coolest suicide ever.
Johnny Depp paid for this.
He put himself into a rocket and shot it into the sky.
But it's just a really fascinating book and it's not really about, it's not about Gonzo journalism, it's just about a guy from Wales who moved to America and got a job doing illustrations and it's about the newspaper business and being a journalist and drugs and it's just a fucking great book.
And I think it helps you understand the weirdos.
And I've always been a very staunch proponent of the weirdos.
And I really believe that right now, with all this censorship, and these kids said something rude, and this guy said an offensive joke 50 years ago, I think that's a war on the weirdos.
And it's a war on color, as I've said.
Put that on your bingo card, bitch.
But it's really dangerous, and I don't want to live in a world without color.
We're getting Soviet.
The way we report people who say things and rat people out, it's getting Soviet levels.
Like look at how most people I know communicate on encrypted apps.
That's how you communicate in Russia.
That is weird.
Remember last night how we remembered, from the whole skiing weekend, we remembered the weird kids next to us before we got on the ski lift.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
They were funny.
Well, that wasn't so much about weird, it was about funny and how rare funny is.
It was a little weird, too.
And weird, too.
Outgoing.
They're inseparable, really.
Like, think of Mitch Hedberg.
He's fucking weird.
Lenny Bruce is weird.
Sebastian Maniscalco, very weird.
And effeminate.
He's the most normal comedian in the world.
Yeah, we were skiing and there were these kids and I was talking to Ryan and my wife about how seeing a genuinely funny person in the wild is like seeing an albino.
It's exciting and you go, oh, there's one and you want to kiss them.
And of course, as many Africans do, you want to get their blood because it's magic.
Of course.
Duh.
So, uh, I was remembering a time when I was maybe 12, and I was walking by these French immersion kids, because in Canada, schools were sort of split, and some people got to take their classes in English, and some poor bastards had to take all of their classes in fucking French.
What a pain in the ass that must have been.
And those people, by the way, they end up with a shitty education, because they can't really spell in English.
They're English people who spell like shit in English because they were fucking learning French!
And they're not even in Quebec.
We were in Ontario.
Anyway, that's another story.
But I saw one of those kids and he was looking, he was down on the ground and then he gets up and he goes, guys, I need to talk to you right now.
This is serious.
I've lost my pencil and I have looked every, like I've looked, I wouldn't bring it up if I hadn't looked everywhere.
And it's, I mean, it's gone.
It is definitely completely gone.
And I was just sort of walking by him in the library and I went, I remember at this very young age going, holy shit, that guy is really genuinely funny.
We would have been good friends.
That's really rare.
It's almost like being a black guy in Beijing and you're walking down the street and you'd be like, yo man, what's up?
What are you doing here?
And then recently when we were skiing, there were these guys who... I saw them, they were putting gloves on the ends of their ski poles and touching the person in front of them with their hand, but it wasn't their hand, it was a ski pole.
And then he put a lit cigarette in it, so it was smoking with his glove on a ski pole.
And then when we got to the top of the hill, I overheard him say...
Yeah.
You know, uh, humans are about 70% water.
I want to fuck you in the ass.
And then I overheard, and then I heard him explain, he goes, you just like say a true fact and then something totally unrelated to freak them out.
And I had the same feeling I had with that 12 year old who lost his pencil.
I was like, holy shit, that's a fucking funny dude.
I'll never know.
You don't forget those people.
It really is color.
Yeah.
It's fun.
There was this one kid in our school, the same grade where we used to get sat on, this kid Anthony, and one of the teachers took their shoes off and they were fanning themselves off for the church fan.
He was like, oh, Miss Marcia, your feet stink.
Oh my God.
You got to put your shoes back on.
He's a little white kid, but he's just talking about how much your feet stink.
And I was dead.
I was lying.
Did he get in trouble?
Dying laughing.
No, no.
We were so bad that that wouldn't No, that's not even on the radar.
No one was stabbed, so it didn't happen.
Yeah, exactly.
I remember one time, I think we were in sixth grade, I came in and I was doing like a... I was joking, but I was doing like a Vinnie Barbarino thing, where I was like, this class is stupid.
And then I walk in, I'm like, these papers are stupid.
And I'm flicking the papers, and I'm like, get this pencil out of here.
Fucking desk.
Everything here is so stupid.
You're stupid.
And then the teacher was behind me and I flicked some of his papers, but I wasn't wrecking anything.
I was doing a character.
I was like, these papers are stupid.
And he went, you know how there's like three times a year where a teacher just fucking snaps like a pencil?
He was delirious.
He's like, YOU CHILDREN HAVE NO RESPECT!
WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
I WENT TO THIS SCHOOL WHEN I WAS A YOUNG MAN!
WE BEHAVE!
WE RESPECT!
And everyone's hair was blowing back like a Maxell tape ad.
He was delirious.
That didn't seem warranted.
I think it was a lot of built up stuff.
Yeah, dude.
If I was savvy or if I had a time machine, I would go back in time and go, no, no, dude, I was making fun of like, I guess, dumb Italians from the Bronx who think everything is stupid.
And I just touched your papers.
I don't think your papers are stupid.
Let's get back to the class.
Let's focus.
Let's get back on track.
Yeah.
As a class, you were kind of a class clowny person?
Dude, I was in the special class.
Yeah, me too.
Yeah, we talked about this.
I was in a class for mentally handicapped people.
It was a dumpster.
And there was people in that dumpster.
90% were unbelievably dumb.
Like, they were lucky to get an 18 in math.
In Canada, you go from 0 to 100.
So 50 and up is passing and 49 and down is failing.
And They regularly would be playing with numbers like 18, 27, oh fuck I only got a 9 on that test.
Jesus.
Like a C is 65, that's bad.
Right.
And they would go, hey I got a 37, getting up there, getting close to the pass zone.
Yikes.
I'm approaching, but there's also people in that class who had normal grades but were just, I didn't want to, I don't want to look at, that kid's dying of cancer.
She's got no eyebrows.
She wears a little bandana.
Eh, I don't like leukemia in my class.
Put her in the weirdo class.
Oh my god.
She had like a B plus average and she was just, because she was dying, she was in our class.
Yeah.
Or there was this guy, Steve Zarth, who I think had a hundred in math, and he was just there because he's autistic and he doesn't look people in the eye, and went around.
There'd be a guy in there with a birthmark on his face.
Get him out of here.
Wow.
It was the island of misfit toys.
Yes.
And I wasn't dumb.
And I was just there because I kept disrupting the class with my awesome jokes and enriching everyone's lives.
Totally.
Yeah.
Sorry for spreading joy, Mr. Brown, Diabri Moody High.
Yeah, but don't you feel that, uh, I was the same way too, but when you're done with your little bit and your act, you do, like, alright guys, everybody get back to work.
Like, you settle everybody else in and be like, I'm done.
Yeah, you're like a shepherd.
That was my time.
I thought it was good.
I mean, I think class clowns are good at gauging the room and just throwing out the odd quip.
Yeah.
But these fucking teachers...
Teachers are drunk with power because the unions tell them that they're gods, and the unions, the NEA, has more power than, has more money on Capitol Hill, more lobbyists than tobacco than the left or the right.
Combined.
They control Capitol Hill, they control the narrative.
All teachers have to do is say, it's so hard, and everyone cries, and Matt Damon's trying to get more money for them.
They work fucking eight months a year.
Anyway, I won't go off on a teacher tangent, that's a whole podcast, but.
They're just spoiled, really.
Oh yeah?
I'm spoiled?
I make 40 grand a year.
Yeah, you don't work all summer, dude.
I would die of boredom if I took off July and August.
Can you imagine?
I guess I'd take up painting.
I'd have like an oil painting class.
What should I do now?
Maybe listen to Japanese on tape?
Maybe try to learn Japanese?
Yeah, and that September's going to be rusty.
That's like a month of Mondays.
No, on the summers we prepare, and we read, and we get ready.
You teach the same shit every year.
Fuck off.
I see you by the lake.
I see your fat ass sipping margaritas, reading fiction, you fucker.
You're not learning shit, you fat bitch.
Just went off on these guys.
Well, you know, they control our kids' minds.
Recess.
You know what recess is these days?
25 minutes.
All day.
When I was a kid it was 15, then an hour, then 15.
I think it should be three hours.
Wow.
It's not natural for a kid to be cramped in a desk like he works at IBM and he's doing data crunching.
It's soul-crushing is what it is.
It's like breaking you in the military, but it's just books and stuff.
It's just morally wrong.
You know, we talk about a lot of racism, of course, all the fucking time, and we ignore real problems like the opioid epidemic, but I also think the way we force kids into these desks, we cram them in there, Is, um, it's child abuse.
I think as a, I think as a, as a culture, Western culture, I think we're going to look back on education and go, wow, we had fucked up for a long ass time.
It was cool in the early 1930s where we were, we were empowering the poor and helping them to read so they could read contracts and not get fucked over.
And so they can enjoy books and stories and blah, blah, blah.
It's since just become a giant shitty daycare.
All the way up to high school.
It's kind of like incarceration in a way.
Incarceration!
They keep you there so that way you're used to being in the system.
The only hope for education is charter schools.
They work wonderfully because they embrace the free market and the more free market it is the closer it is to God.
The more big government is the closer it is to communism which is playing God and that's evil.
Anyway, I'm getting too serious.
But I'm glad we're talking about boys because We have cracked the Brad case!
Shouldn't you, as the sound effects guy, have a... Brad!
Brad!
Brad!
I get a lot of emails.
My email is Gavin at StreetCarnage.com and I'm not hard to find.
I wonder if it's the same person.
I just got a DM solving the Brad thing or saying that... Oh, good.
Well, let's go through them all.
First, I'll do mine.
Here's mine.
And this doesn't negate the previous theories.
They can all be factors in this.
In fact, the game might be determining which is a real factor.
Here's the mind of the left.
Here's the mind of the hate has no home here.
Here's the DNC campaign for 2020.
Here's strategy.
Here we go.
There is one group who gets handed all the pie.
And that leaves no pie for the rest of us.
And that group is Brad.
Young white Christian males who are handsome and successful and will likely be happily married and have a good family.
Those guys get all the finite pie.
They get all the slices of pie.
And then some poor black guy who busts his ass and reads and studies and is trying to get into law school.
Sorry, there's no more law school.
We used up all the pie pieces, all the slices.
So you're out of luck.
And then, in that same society, there's a real disdain for people of color, lesbians, Indians, everything, and that's why they live in jail so much.
They live in jail so much?
Where do you live?
Oh, I live in jail.
That hit me weird, but I let it go.
What was your crime?
Oh, I didn't do a crime.
I just live there.
It's affordable, and the food isn't great, and it's a little dangerous, but, you know, three hots and a cot.
Um, so here's the problem with that.
So, so there's two problems with that.
One, you're making two major assumptions.
And by the way, with the Kentucky guys, you assume they're all rich.
Kentucky is not a rich place.
I don't, I'll look it up, but I'm, I'd wager that that's a lower middle class school.
Um, but here's the two assumptions you make when you put all your eggs in that basket.
And by the way, a hundred percent of the eggs of the left are in this basket that Brad is hogging the spotlight.
One, you assume there's a finite amount of pie.
Oh, you got a job at a law firm?
Well, there it goes.
I can't get that job now.
There's an infinite amount of money in the world.
There's an infinite amount of opportunities.
Just because that guy got a job doesn't mean you can't get that job.
Well, you can't get that specific job, but they don't use up the jobs.
I've never really, I don't think I've ever made a resume.
I've never been employed.
Every job I've made, I made for myself from scratch.
I used to make comic books when I was a kid.
Vice I created by myself, not by myself, but myself with my friends.
The ad agency we made was by ourselves, and I've had some brutal failures, like my restaurant, The Cardinal.
That bombed.
That was still no boss.
Make your job!
I don't want to sound like Casey Neistat, by the way, who goes, Pursue your dream!
Go jet skiing in Dubai!
That's like $13,000, guy.
What are you doing, by the way?
Remember that?
All the people that are homeless that happen to be white, like what are they doing with their white privilege?
You're making a meme of a homeless person?
You're making a homeless meme?
Yes.
Okay, so one, the Brad is stealing the spotlight thing assumes that there's a fine amount of pie.
Two, you're assuming that Brad is getting all these slices for no good reason.
So when you see Brad like that kid who was with the Indian, when you see him working at fucking Stelco as a marketing guy and making 120 grand a year, you go, he didn't deserve that.
Now I'm not saying that's right or wrong, but how do you, that's hard to prove.
That's a very difficult thing to prove.
Uh, and you, You have to allow for the possibility that that kid deserved it, that he kicked ass and he was really good.
Also, this notion that the firm, IBM or whatever, is like, fuck that, we don't want any blacks here.
No thank you.
If there's a black...
Accountant who's good.
They want to put him in the front window There's like Cory Booker's parents.
They were executives at IBM.
They were both black.
I think the first exact black executives at IBM Cory Booker grew up so fucking rich.
He grew up so rich that he When he moved into his giant mansion, the neighbors protested because no blacks had ever been in that area, ever.
And by the way, when I deny racism, it's not timeless.
Obviously, there was racism.
I'm talking about 2019, 2018, 2017.
So that is my theory on Bradt.
It's based on the assumption of white privilege and that Brad is getting all this stuff he doesn't deserve and he's going to be rich and famous and uh not famous he's going to be rich and successful and that is something that that people of color won't have the opportunity to get because we live in a racist society.
I happen to believe that's a very esoteric worldview And, or Western view, and to make it the DNC's entire campaign, like I've talked to liberals and I go, is Trump racist?
And they go, yes, he thinks less.
By the way, is there a more annoying term than thinks less?
He thinks, I think less of you now.
What are you fucking Oscar Wilde?
Can you imagine anyone saying, I think less of people of color?
It's like the fanciest racist in the world.
Oh, you're African-American?
I want you to know I think less of people of color.
Yeah, you're just like, oh, this guy's picky.
He's not racist.
Please move.
Like some black guy.
And if you said that to a black guy, he'd be like, I don't fucking give a shit.
Get out of my way.
I like you just fine.
I just think less than normal.
I don't think of you at all.
Yeah, that's the funny thing, too, about all this shit is.
You don't really hear black people talking about it.
It's white people chastising other white people.
I've realized recently all my enemies are white.
Interesting.
And I chastise white people for ethnomassacism and always bitching about white people, but I don't know.
I'm not really, they're not really growing on me either.
Like these fucking white, liberal, rich moms.
They're a nightmare.
Anyway.
So that's my theory on it, but I've been getting some emails from people, and they've got some really good theories.
Like this chick in London, who's just a college student, and as a sexist, and an ageist, and a nationalist, this is hard for me to accept, that a different country, different gender, and whatever the other one was, is saying intelligent things.
But she has a doozy of a theory.
You ready for this?
Okay.
Her theory is that feminists are like incels.
Incels, and then incels by the way are involuntary celibate.
By the way, just to recap, say you're plucking this out of the sky 10 years from now, we're talking about a big controversy that happened in 2019 when a handsome young college white guy, I sound gay calling him handsome all the time, was accused of disrupting an indigenous ceremony with this Indian guy, and everyone freaked out.
And my angle with it on a previous podcast was, why was their vitriol so acidic?
Like, it wasn't just, that guy's a dick.
Like, when those black guys stole that MAGA supporter who had mental problems and they cut him and harassed him, people were just like, that's terrible, man.
Shit, I hope those kids get charged.
It wasn't like seething, burning, butyric acid burning out of their chest where they wanted to stab the entire family.
They're talking about, there should be a school shooting at that school.
Like, it was just unbridled rage and it tapped into something which is, I call the hatred for Brad and we're trying to figure it out because I don't quite get it.
Anyway, this woman's theory is, Incels are involuntary celibate men and they are abnormally violent and sadistic because they're not getting laid and men are designed to get laid.
That's just the way the penis works.
I was listening today at the gym to that, fat bottom girls, you make a rockers world go round.
And I was just like, I love fat asses too, dude.
And I was like, God, I love men.
We love fat asses.
That's what women don't get to about our lust.
It's so reverent.
Like you go to a strip club and it's a church for women.
They don't go in there and women who come with us to strip clubs, not that I've been since I had a daughter, they don't get the culture.
So they're just like, look at her tits.
Yeah, I want to do a shot on her tits.
This is so stupid.
Calm down, please.
We're monks at a strip club.
We're like oh It's like looking at the Grand Canyon, yeah, we're just like her anus her nipples.
We're just like that is wonderful.
Here's a dollar Thank you for showing me your droopy Puerto Rican tits They are even your shitty tattoos our works of art.
They're made by Michelangelo madam.
I'm looking forward to the next girl coming around it's very It's almost religious.
And that song, Fat Bottom Girls, it's like a feminist anthem.
Yeah.
And God, my boner and my heart were pounding at the same time.
I'm like, fucking rights, dude.
Fat bottom girls, you make a rocker's world go round.
Mine was alternating.
It was a, you know, heart and then that.
It was alternating.
Yeah.
Instead of in unison.
Well said, Stephen Hawking.
Well said, Billy Connolly, today.
I'm such a big bottom guy that I see tits as for fags.
I just heard that today, by the way.
Really?
Yeah.
I just, I literally just heard that today.
Anyway, sorry, we gotta get to this woman's theory.
Tits are for fags.
Tits are for fags, that's a great t-shirt.
Oh my god, you know what a great t-shirt would be?
It's a woman's fat ass in like apple bottom jeans or something, right?
And then the text is just, tits are for fags.
It's perfect, that's a work of art.
It has to definitively be a woman's ass.
You don't want anyone to think it's a man's ass, although that's even funny.
Like, imagine a gay dude who was really anti-tits.
Fucking tits.
What are you guys doing, man?
Wasting your time with those stupid things.
Yeah, he's got a say in it.
Yeah, wouldn't it be funny if there was some gay activism that was anti-straights lust?
Like, stop fucking eating pussy!
Right, right.
That's so gross!
That is interesting.
Pussies are gross!
They have big rallies.
Pussies are gross!
Suck a dick!
Suck a dick!
Stop, like the Puritan religious, like, God hates fags guy, but in gay land?
Just total opposite world?
God hates, God hates motorboating.
That's like the Westboro Baptist Church, like they go and protest, like, fucking soldiers, straight soldiers.
Burns, effigies of tits.
These things are so gross!
Their buildings are just caves.
Wait, that wouldn't make sense.
They'd be dick-shaped buildings.
What?
You know how all buildings are shaped like phallic?
You know, pretty much all monuments.
Yeah, because that's the design when you want to pack a lot of people into a tiny area.
Sorry about that, feminist.
If I can't make my building look like a cunt, it will fall down.
And I could make it like a boob, but it would take up as much land as a giant mound of dirt.
It'd be worthless, yeah.
Anyway, so I can't believe I'm taking so long to get this woman's theory.
So her thing is like incels and feminists have the same problem, but it's in reverses.
Incels don't get laid, and men who don't get laid are in shitty moods, which is why you'll notice gays are happier than us, because they get laid when it pops in their head.
And that's probably why lesbians are so grumpy.
Feminists, she says, hold on to your hat for this one, feminists get laid too much.
And it's not natural for a woman to get too much sex, especially in this day and age where there's zero love attached.
So it's just Netflix and chill, he bangs her, then they're gone.
I mean, men, I think, invented feminism.
Horny guys invented modern feminism because it just treats women like, as I've said many times, colostomy bags for some strangers come.
These women get treated like shit today.
And these guys are watching porn.
They want to just have a live porn session.
They do.
And then they go, get out of here, bitch.
You know, there's no spooning.
There's no talking.
There's no going out for breakfast with her the next day.
She usually leaves that night, I'd assume.
And that, women like it, or they say they like it, and they have slut walks, and I'm owning it, man, and romance is for losers, and being courted is so patriarchal, ugh, flowers, you're gonna bring me chocolates and flowers?
Fuck off, what are you, my dad?
I'm into the new cool dating, where you just bang me in the ass and then tell me to fuck off.
That's really empowering, that makes me feel like a woman.
And so, both of them are in a bad mood.
And they're bitchy, incels and feminists, because they're not getting a normal life and they're miserable.
In both cases, it's a very lonely life, right?
The incel has no one to love.
Well, they both have no one to love.
And the super horny one, you know, they're spoiled with... it actually spoils something good.
The sex.
There's too much of it.
It devalues the Yeah, it just becomes like... Sexist should be 50% cerebral.
And this woman sent me these links to... She said, for example, Iceland is one of the most promiscuous countries in the world.
I bet Tel Aviv is up there.
But they also have a brutal suicide rate.
And she links this to this rampant sluttery.
It could also be linked to the fact that Iceland is... It's dark for like six weeks a year.
I heard they take cold showers to get prepared to go outside, because it could be a very depressing thing when you reach cold, like you freeze up, you're like, ah, I don't know if I can do shit.
But they work pretty hard, and my friend just came back from there, he said that's the culture.
Cold showers.
Well, that's that awesome book, another great book, That Which Does Not Kill You, about making yourself cold.
Is that Wim Hof?
No, but he went with Wim Hof.
Oh, really?
Cool.
He actually went to debunk Wim Hof as full of shit.
This is this guy really into cold training, and he realized, holy shit, he's right.
I took an ice bath yesterday.
Really?
It was, yeah, brutal, and then you just don't feel anything after a while.
I think we call Indians redskins, because when we got here, it would be December, and they'd have no shirt on.
And they had developed brown fat.
Apparently, yeah.
We all had it, but we lost it by indulging ourselves.
And brown fat helps you fight the cold.
And so they had a much higher tolerance of cold than we did.
Wow.
That's crazy, man.
That's crazy.
Pull that up.
Pull that up real quick, Jamie.
Okay, so I'm spending a lot of time on this woman, but here's her theories.
Because Brad is seen as traditional, clean-cut, and successful, he reminds them of the stable marriage family life that they all secretly want.
And I am saying all of them because I'm a female and I know no matter what they say, they do want it.
End of brackets.
But are too stubborn to admit.
I think that's a very solid theory.
Yeah.
Strong stuff.
Strong stuff, chick.
Number two.
Because he is the successful jock type, they assume he himself is probably promiscuous, which reminds them of their own miserable, slutty lives, so they end up projecting their anger at Brad.
Women are very good at blaming others for their own problems, and Brad is an easy scapegoat.
Wow.
He will take it.
That's another big one, too.
That's great.
Projection, sure.
Uh, brads take this abuse.
Like, if you go up to a black guy, a young black man, and say, I think what that rap you just said, it used the n-word, and I found it to be somewhat sexist.
He's not gonna go, yo man, thanks for the heads up.
Yeah!
I'm gonna try to not say that word, be a little more sensitive.
Exactly.
And also, I can't believe I never looked at it from a feminist perspective before.
Right.
You just changed my raps.
High five.
But uh... We got some re-recording to do.
We gotta change our name from The Raping Racist.
Okay, it's why feminists will never complain about black male misogyny.
They won't take, oh, she just said what I just said.
Number three, Brad is the Disney Prince Charming type we heard about as young girls.
We grew up, Prince Charming didn't come along to save the day.
We see Brad, there is disdain.
This kicks on fire.
These are great fuckin' theories.
Maybe British people are smarter than us.
Number four, Brad is the face of who allowed feminism to even become a thing.
That's the best one yet.
Because just like I said earlier, this whole slut walk thing, you walk right into a man's bed and he gets to use you and abuse you and toss you.
If a man wants these sluts, he can stop and do a pretty woman thing and say, can we put a ring on it?
I actually like this one.
But the ball's in his court in the slut world.
And the feminists don't seem to realize that.
So it reminds me of the creator of actual feminism itself.
What?
It reminds them of who got them to be a feminist in the first place.
Well, a lot of this can be subliminal.
She's not saying what I just said.
She's saying, look, you're in control of this kind of shit.
You could have disciplined these bitches.
You got me hooked on drugs.
You let this get out of hand.
Yeah, like say you were a crackhead and you're mad at your dad.
Because you're like, why didn't you talk to me about crack?
Dad, why didn't you lock me in my room and not let me do crack?
So in a strange way, they kind of, in her theory, they admire the patriarchy.
It's a tantrum.
Because when you tantrum out, then you get your parents' attention.
It might be negative, but it's disciplined.
Well, that's Paul Joseph Watson's whole thing about a lot of this behavior comes from children who were raised in daycares.
It's the first generation to be so prominently daycare.
And in a daycare, how do you get attention?
You've got to scream your head off because there's 50 other kids screaming.
There's supposed to be two people paying attention to you and loving you, and there's not.
Right.
That's true.
That's why kids in daycares don't get enough attention.
Paul Joseph Watson out.
What do you think?
Terrible.
I thought you were doing the lifestyles of the rich and famous guy.
Yeah, that did sound like it.
Holy shit.
All right.
So deep down these women know this is all a mess.
Women have been hurt the most by feminism and why did these straight white men who had power allow it to happen?
Dad messed up.
So now I'm gonna hate him forever type of thing.
And then she says it's also just become a trigger.
Like this, I think, and I agree with her on this, I think this whole everything that sucks in the world is Brad's fault is a really handy crutch.
And so what we do is, all right, I'll accept Brad if he just starts apologizing.
Like the fucking interview that kid did on USA Today, where she said, she said to him, um, but standing your ground, I mean, that's a bit aggressive, is it not?
And my jaw didn't hit the floor.
It went through the ground into the basement.
I have to have, I had contractors over today trying to fix the hole.
My jaw, it looked like a sinkhole in my house.
Standing your ground is aggressive now?
No one's talking about the black guys who were screaming faggots.
They said, they said the N word.
They said that.
Going to hell.
You're going, hell, they said all you guys are incest, like you're all from child fuckers, which is a weird thing to say.
Some priest fucked a kid and they had you.
That's not really how it works, guys.
You're forgetting the uterus required for that calculation.
But it just becomes a crutch.
And so I got it all figured out.
It's all Brad's fault.
Every black guy in jail, that's because of Brad.
If women aren't making as much as men, that's because Brad took all their money.
Brad, Brad, Brad is the problem.
Easy scapegoat.
So when they see him not going, I'm so sorry, which they do in college now.
We've talked about this before.
Brad's will get up and say, Hey, I just want to say I'm coming from a position of privilege and my voice is not the same value as other people's, but does anyone know where the bathroom is?
Like everything has to have that caveat.
Right.
And so they've sort of like kept them in check with that.
But when they see a guy not doing that and smirking and saying, go ahead, bang your drum in my face, they go, uh, that's not the deal.
We gave you a pass if you're brutally ashamed of yourself.
That's why they hate the Prowl Boys so much.
Because it's a group that's not ashamed.
Yeah, they need conquest.
It's imperialistic.
Everybody must follow the doctrine.
A pedophile can live in your neighborhood if he wears a big sign around his neck saying, I suck.
And that's the attitude they have with this guy.
All right, we'll let you live.
And they don't seem to want to let him live in this case.
But we'll let you live if you just apologize every second of every moment for stealing the pie.
And it's like, first of all, you have to prove that I'm stealing the pie.
Secondly, it's not a finite pie.
Go get your own fucking slice.
Yeah.
Same thing with the, it reminds me of the Christmas thing too.
It's like as if they have to, um, the, they wanted a transsexual Santa.
It's like, you could just create your own thing.
Make your own Kwanzaa, dude.
This is my Santa.
He goes, I think he might predate Christianity.
It's some like Germanic thing with Nordic gods and stuff that got tangled up with some Greek saint who gave some prostitutes some food, I think, over a wall.
It's got a long history.
We've been working on it for a long time.
Go, you go do your thing.
It's like Israel.
Where these Palestinians go, we want to be there.
No, no, no, no, we have this.
You go make your own thing.
You got the Saudis to give you money?
Go make your own little fucking... Go make Palestine awesome.
We can't.
You built a wall.
Yeah, that's my wall.
Why are you mad at a wall?
Are you mad when your neighbor has a big deadbolt?
It's none of your beeswax.
Anyway, so that's her theory.
Good stuff.
And this other guy emails me.
Much shorter email.
Hers was, I only read you a tiny fraction.
Oh, wow.
I think college students are all on Adderall, so when you get an email from someone who's in their 20s, it's just like, war and peace.
And it was written in about one minute.
That's what it sounds like when a millennial types.
No, actually, it starts out like this.
And then it goes, and then it starts going, and then it starts going, and then glasses start smashing in the house.
Like crickets chirping and shit, like... Alright, so this is this other guy's theory, which I also think is... All of the theories we've been discussing this entire show I all think are very salad, solid, and... I think they're salad too.
And they're salad for the brain, for mental obesity, and they're also one million times Smarter and more logically sound than this whole racist America, white power in the White House.
I mean, I saw someone at a rally and she was like, she had a hat like make racism gone again or something.
It wasn't make racist afraid again, but it was something like that.
Like make racism rare again, something not very eloquent.
And he was asking about her hat and he says, do you think we've gone backwards a little bit?
And she goes, oh, we've gone backwards a hundred years.
Yeah.
What?
It's as racist as 1918.
What are you talking about?
I don't know.
I mean, anyway, so it's just a crazy theory.
This whole hate has no home shit, but this is this guy's theory.
One, childless, middle-aged woman, brads will evolve into those men that rejected them.
That was my first, that was one of the theories I brought up yesterday.
I think it's good.
Number two, I never thought of this.
Single mothers, which is very common now, especially in the black community where I think we're at 75% of black kids are born out of wedlock.
Single mothers, they've raised brats, but because they love these brats, they hate the brats.
So you've got this irreverent little bitchy kid who's really annoying and doesn't have his shit together, but that's your baby.
So that becomes your hero.
And then you see a solid dude who has a job and has it locked down and is always on time, and you're like, fuck that little pussy teacher's pet.
Because you have to be on Team Brat if you have Brats.
Yeah.
So Brats hate Brats.
That's a great point.
Brat's moms really hate Brats.
Jealousy is very...
Much a part of that.
Yeah, I think that's a big problem.
It's a big problem with me, I think.
They keep trying to sabotage my marriage.
They hate that I'm married and I have kids and I live in a nice house and everything is solid.
Why does he get to have that?
Let's blow that up!
Right.
What a strange predilection to want to sabotage someone's happy life.
Yeah, sabotaging somebody else's shit doesn't build you more stuff of your own.
Exactly!
Well, that's the thing with the left, too, getting people fired.
Like, they're always taking things down.
Bring you down to my level instead of building... Yeah, exactly.
Take down your Santa Claus.
I want to wreck stuff.
I want to wreck your marriage.
I want to wreck your job.
That's so interesting.
I want this person fired.
And I don't... That's not how people... I always say the right and the left, but you and I are not very right-wing.
We're just not...
Crazy liberals, and that's considered right-wing.
But I don't want people to get fired.
If someone doxxes someone and is harassing them, I want them to be exposed.
That would be good, eye for an eye.
That makes me feel good.
But as far as like violence, like I don't want to hurt Rachel Maddow or Chris Hayes.
I don't want to see them suffer.
I just think they're wrong.
Yeah.
That's what Charles Krauthammer said.
They think we're evil.
We just think they're wrong.
It's a great quote.
All right, how long is this?
Dennis Prager tends to steal that quote, by the way.
Dennis, we're on to you.
51 minutes.
I have some theory from a fan.
Oh, you got a text?
Yep.
It's a DM.
Someone slid into your DMs?
They did.
Doesn't that make you think of someone putting an erect penis in your slippers?
Why?
What's DMs?
It doesn't make sense.
Oh, I see.
Okay.
It conjures up an image.
I slid into his DMs.
Like you put your boner in his Doc Martens or something?
I picture something similarly sexual, but it's not anything tangible.
Imagine being such a depraved pervert that your fetish was sliding your penis into people's slippers.
Not too far from that.
So this lady says, tell Gavin that women hate Brad because of their maternal nature to care for the uncared for.
Because they see Brad like a mother bear sees a hiker fucking with one of her babies.
So the fact that they don't have kids or whatever like that...
They're, I guess, what, disciplining Brad?
They hate him because they want to intervene and control Brad?
What are you talking about?
I don't understand that one.
So they don't have kids, so they make Brad her kid?
But if you're a normal maternal woman, and you see a kid, you say, Hi cutie!
You don't want to stab him in the face!
Yeah, well then there's another one where it's like- I think your theory sucks.
So- Misplaced maternal instincts.
So women without kids want to kill kids?
I don't know about that.
Well, it's misplaced maternal instincts.
So if they don't have kids or if they're- Well, that would mean they're more benevolent!
That theory reeks, but it made me think of another one.
Mercedes Carrera, the porn star, talks about this a lot.
Birth control.
Birth control makes your body think you're in the first trimester.
Right?
Yeah.
Have we talked about this on the show?
I don't want to bore people.
I don't remember that.
I heard Ricky Gervais and Jerry Seinfeld talking about this on a podcast.
They have to have new material all the time.
And the fucking Rolling Stones and that Big Bottom Girls guys, they get to just bust out the hits.
Why can't I bust out the hits?
This one's a hit.
Okay, so Mercedes Carrera brought this to my attention.
I've looked it up, and it's true.
Birth control is rampant now, and I guarantee you all those women who wanted to kill that boy are on birth control, and all these feminists are on birth control.
It tricks your body into thinking you're in the first trimester.
And when you're in the first trimester, you're not looking for an alpha male.
You're looking for someone meek and kind who will not try to fuck you.
So, someone who's like a brother.
You're basically looking for brotherly characteristics in men.
So, you end up putting out the feelers for beta males.
Now, men will do anything.
They're anyone's dog for a bone.
So, if women were into clowns, we'd all have red noses.
We'll be alphas, we'll be betas, you tell us what to do, and whatever gets us laid, we're doing it.
So... God, you and that vape pen are irritating, sucking on that plastic dick.
It's part metal.
It's so uncool.
And I come from the 70s, where guys would have a cigarette or a cigar in their mouth, and you have this stupid flashlight you stick in your beak.
I would smoke if I could smoke inside.
But there's tech.
There's tech around here.
Yeah, you don't want to get smoke all over your computer.
Yeah.
It might be short.
Anyway.
So they track these beta males and then there's want ads for beta males.
So these, these guys go, all right, I'm happy to, I'll be a pussy, whatever gets me pussy.
So then these women are in these relationships that they're not really feeling.
It's a chemically induced pussification.
I knew it.
I beat you to it.
I felt that one.
Um, and I actually talked to Tucker about this and he told me that, uh, when a woman's ovulating her, um, her sense of smell is better.
Hmm.
And I think, you know, there's many ways people communicate, but there's lots of pheromones and chemicals.
And when, when, you know, they have that speed dating thing where people sit in front of each other and they're just like, yeah, no, why have a long date?
And this is not going to happen.
But some others you sit down, you're like, you're exactly my type.
You're a brunette, ethnically ambiguous.
You like humor and you have a fat ass.
Yes.
I just gave away my type, by the way.
Brunette.
So, uh, That could be dangerous, I think.
If you have this sense of smell, right, when you're ovulating, it makes you more aware, and you might be able to sense that this guy's not trying to just fuck me.
He could get violent.
This is not a safe situation.
But these pills take away that extra sense, so now you're less aware.
So, um, you have these women, thanks to birth control, who are less aware of their surroundings, they're getting into bed with guys they don't genuinely like, and then sometimes they're marrying these guys, these pussies, these brothers, and they're making kids who are bigger wimps.
So birth control is pussifying the entire population.
And women sense that subliminally and are pissed off at the whole situation.
They're pissed off that they're with this pussy, they're mad at Brad, and they're pissed off that they can sense that their role has been hijacked and now their job is to make wimps.
Which hasn't been their job since the beginning of time, up until like 1985.
And thus empathizing with wimps all around the world and sticking up for the wimps.
Yeah, and making their sons into bigger wimps.
Because it's a wimp culture now.
Catering to the wimp.
Yeah.
That is really, that's a complete theory.
Strong men create good times, good times create weak men, weak men create bad times, bad times create strong men.
Oh, I see that.
So we're in the good times create weak men time of the day.
This is from a guy who almost cries when he boxes.
Exactly, yeah.
Sorry, I just realized I'll never be who I want to be.
Okay, I guess we're done with this round.
Maybe go get a Gatorade and simmer down there, buddy.
Take a round off, crybaby.
Yeah.
So I think we have presented some very strong theories today about poor Brad.
And I hope that the takeaway is that the DNC's basket, where all of the eggs are racism, racism, racism, racism, is one of the least logical theories.
It's definitely the least logical theory to have this much popularity in history.
It's Flat Earth isn't as popular, but they're in the same boat.
That America's a racist hellhole and we've gone back in time and there's a white supremacist in the White House.
It's literally laughable.
I don't know how we got here.
And the crazy part is, it might work.
Like Kamala Harris might become president because of this lie that America's racist and Trump is the personification of this horrible country.
That'll be a hoot.
All right, so we're done with Brad.
Wish him nothing but the best, and we'll see you soon.
I'm going to start getting sponsors on the show.
It's actually pretty good money.
Nice.
▲
Export Selection