Get Off My Lawn Podcast #106 | After meeting with local authorities we have made the decision to close the school
Ann Coulter says that the only thing all these radical leftists groups have in common is their hatred for white men. I think it’s more specific than that. The far left rolls their eyes at old, white men and don’t really see them as a threat but they have a burning, irrational hatred for a very specific type of young man. They hate healthy, white, Christian, handsome, fit, upper middle class, college-aged men who are likely to be successful and end up happily married. On this podcast we call this archetype “Brad” and try to figure out why everyone hates him so much. Why did everyone run with this Catholic High School story about disrupting an indigenous ceremony? Why were the death threats so vitriolic? What’s with all the hate? PLEASE ANSWER THIS QUICK SURVEY! https://survey.libsyn.com/getoffmylawnpod
After meeting with local authorities, we have made the decision to cancel school.
That's coming out from the Covington Catholic High School.
We have to talk about that, obviously.
I know you're probably bored of it by now, but I sure ain't.
They canceled school because the police said they're getting too many death threats.
Here's the weirdest thing about all of this.
It's how easy it is.
For these stories to explode.
That's what I want to get to the bottom of today.
Is why is there so much vitriol directed at people like those kids?
Now, Ann Coulter said, it's so weird you have like Black Lives Matter and jihadists and you've got Linda Sarsour and these feminists and all these people that don't really seem to get along, Indians, that don't seem to have anything on their Venn diagram but a hatred of white men.
And I think it's more specific than that.
They don't hate Al Franken.
And I guess they hate old white men, you know, like Dick Cheney type of guys, but it's more of an eye rolling when it comes to old white men.
It's like, Oh God, you have more old white men.
That's all we need.
It's like, they're boring.
Sort of like when your dad is telling jokes or something.
I guess you can't say that because your dad is not an old white man.
No, he does not.
He does not tell joke.
He's not funny.
You could leave your coke around him and it'll be fine.
That's a different part of Asia where they practice that.
Wouldn't it be funny if that was true, and there was a rash of young Chinese people that would go pee-pee in your Coke, and the rhyme was sort of, it wasn't based to tease anyone, it was to raise awareness.
Did you pee-pee here?
It's like that, if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie, wipe the seedy, it's just a way to warn, hey guys, he's Chinese, he played joke, he put pee-pee in your Coke, so be careful.
It's more effective than the ABCs, more necessary.
Just a way to remember.
A way where you could, not that pee's that bad for you, but you don't wanna be drinking it.
It's gross.
I've done it a couple times, as a dare.
I actually, you know what's fucked up?
When I lived in Taiwan, I was teaching English, and one of my clients, I was teaching a little kid, and his parents, I got along pretty well with them, they were super rich, and the mom drank pee.
Wow.
Yes, it cures cancer, she would tell me.
Oh, jeez.
And it wasn't uncommon for these upper middle class Chinese housewives, these sort of real housewives of Taipei, to drink urine to cure cancer.
They'll do anything for self-improvement, like rhino horns, pee, babies.
That's what I don't get about China.
It's what, 40,000 years old?
I think it's the oldest culture in the world, and they're still like, oh, I was going to do Japanese.
When you were doing Japanese, it's hard to switch to Chinese.
Hard to switch to Chinese.
Oh, you have glaucoma?
Here, give me your baby toe.
I'll apply pressure to it.
Like, there's one, every town has this stupid foot shit where you push on various parts of your feet to cure, you know, to help with your lungs.
Oh, you have a sore back here?
Let me push on this toe.
Guys, how could you?
And then the whole, like, tiger eye will give you strength and, you know, eating snakes, having snakes in your whiskey and all that weird shit.
And remember that, those, like, glass bulbs?
They heat up glass bulbs and they put them on your back?
Oh, that's such a pile of horse shit!
Like...
Or those spas where they have brass and gold and other metals that the steam goes through because it empowers you and the brass follicles.
Yeah, you go to these Korean spas.
I know Korea's not in China, but Korean spas have the same bullshit.
They think in China they have a saying, if it moves, it's food.
But the other thing they believe is, if the animal's in a lot of pain when it's killed to eat, it's more delicious.
Oh, that's awesome.
The more it suffers, the more yummy it'll be.
And that's not even true, because you're getting adrenaline going through their veins.
Right, yeah.
And apparently that makes the meat more, I don't know, gamey or something.
Yeah, that's why like a flounder, it's just a quick kill is best, because then they don't They don't shoot the adrenaline through them and it makes it all tough.
Makes the meat all tough.
Are you sure?
Is that a real thing?
Yeah, because I did that one time we had a fresh halibut or flounder, like those flat, that's a flounder, yeah.
Sometimes I'll have that fish just for the halibut.
I love that.
That's my guilty pleasure.
Puns like that.
But yeah, we had one of those and I killed it.
I learned how to kill it because I knew my boss was just going to let it suffocate and not kill it.
He was just going to leave it in a box and let it die.
And I was like, first of all, it's fucked up.
Second of all, that's going to make the meat all shitty.
So I learned how to do it and then just went, and me and him bonded.
The little fish.
The little fish you were killing?
Yeah, and he was pissed.
He was like, he's like, what'd you do that?
He was like laughing it off, kinda.
But they like to eat it.
He was Chinese?
No, Korean.
Oh.
Still is.
How long you been Korean for?
Oh my god, I'm gonna start asking people that.
Hey man, how long you been Korean for?
I thought of a funny thing this morning at the gym, which was packed by the way.
I thought people are at work today.
Me too.
Oh, it's because they were all molested?
Is today molesting day?
Well, you said that everyone's at the gym because of me too.
No.
Um, I thought it'd be funny if you're telling people stuff you have to do, like a bunch of errands, you throw in sex wedding.
So you're just like, yeah, well, I'm going to be at my parents and I have to go to sex wedding on Thursday.
And then for the whole rest of the week, you know, my kids have off.
So I'm going to just probably be skiing.
Did you, what was the middle part there?
I ski with the kids.
It's really fun.
It's great to get them off the screens.
Anyway, I got to go.
So you just leave?
Run away.
You gotta commit to the bit.
A sex wedding?
Well, what else do I do?
I can't answer the question or the joke is gone.
Yeah, you're right.
They'll ask you the next time they see you.
You gotta say it as you're getting off the bus.
Alright, well, I can't see you tonight, I have a sex wedding, but I'll call you guys tomorrow!
Bye!
It's a nice day for a sex wedding.
It's just a wedding where everyone's nude.
Yeah, and having sex.
The groom has a boner because he's going to finally feel like what sex is like.
That's a great joke, by the way, to do at weddings.
You go up to the bride and the groom and you say, whoa, wait till you guys try sex.
It feels awesome.
Anyway, so what happened on Friday?
So on Friday, some rowdy high school boys We're at the pro-life march.
And can we just take a side note?
I am sick of everyone making abortion a feminist thing.
Almost 50% of women are pro-life.
So why are you anti-woman if you're pro-life?
Aren't you, if you're pro-choice, aren't you anti-pro-life woman?
Aren't you denying them a society where They think murder's going on, or don't think murder's going on?
Say, right now, in America, you can have an abortion as long as it's not a viable life that could live outside the womb.
I think that's like 26 weeks or something, I can't remember how many weeks it is.
Pro-life women see that as murder.
So you're forcing women to live in a society where they believe, according to their ethics, that babies are being murdered.
So isn't that, how is that feminist?
The question about abortion is an ethical question and it is, when is it a life?
Pro-life people think it begins at conception.
Pro-choice people don't.
There are men and women on both sides of that.
I guess because it's the woman who can't have an abortion if we don't have legal abortion.
Is that why it's a feminist issue?
But pro-life women want that.
Get what I'm saying?
Like pro-life women don't have a choice right now.
Oh no, yeah, absolutely.
And how weird would that be if you really genuinely think it's heinous and then people around you are having them, oh I got an abortion yesterday, or whatever.
Yeah!
You know, that is odd.
Well that's where I live.
That's the society I live in.
I'm against abortion and I see that woman at that same march, or maybe it was, no it was one in Florida, bragging about all of her abortions.
That's so twisted.
That is so twisted.
And yeah, that's a thing they do now.
Because if you just leave it alone, it becomes a person.
That's, you know, you just don't kill it.
To think of it as something funny or something to brag about, that's downright, that's when we get back into the demonic shit.
Anyway, so they were at a pro-life march, and they come up from Kentucky for this.
And they're Catholics.
Catholics are pro-life.
That's just part of it.
You can't be in the Knights of Columbus if you're pro-choice.
All Catholics are pro-life.
It's part of their religion.
They don't support gay marriage and they are anti-abortion.
That's just a fact.
Sorry guys, that's the way their religion works.
You can't really protest that.
You know, it's like protesting that Orthodox Jews don't allow you to have cheeseburgers.
It's just part of their culture.
It's their, it's my religion too, by the way, I don't know why I'm saying them.
Anyway, so they do that.
And then the, the chaperone say, go butt down by the Lincoln Memorial and the buses will take you away at 5.30.
Um, and they're rowdy, young high school boys.
And they're on vacation, sort of.
I mean, it's not the funnest vacation in the world, but it is pretty exciting when you're that age and you're in a new city and you're rowdy.
Boys are rowdy.
Especially, by the way, these boys.
I think that's part of their whole thing.
Like the sports mascot for the school, Covington Catholic High School, is a colonel and he's known as the crazy colonel.
So they have all these crazy chants and they yell and scream.
Um, so jumping up and down and being boys and, uh, well, man, if you're 18, you're a man, right?
When are you a man?
18, but even then, um, you could still exhibit boyish behavior.
So I think it's judged on your behavior and your stuff.
Oh yeah.
You're not a man until you've broken a heart, had your heart broken, beat up someone and had the shit beaten out of you.
Yes.
That's, that's one of the common.
I know a man who's a man, he doesn't act to a plan, not afraid of appearing insane if he can't break a brick.
What is that?
That's The Who, It's Hard, but it's an album where Pete Townshend was doing his own solo album, so I think he just sort of farted out It's Hard because The Who needed an album, and he put all his energy into his His album, which has some weird shit in it.
Like, rough boys, out on the streets, I wanna suck and taste them.
What?
Are you sure?
Whoa, what?
No.
I heard, what, did you just say suck and taste them?
Is that real?
I'm pretty sure it is, yeah.
That's bogus.
I mean, I've been talking about this since before Google, so you could just have stories like that in your head for years and not check on them.
Rough Boys song, Pete Townsend.
Um, just go lyrics.
I wanna suck and taste them!
Okay.
And didn't he have, he had some pedophile problems.
Yeah.
Where he got caught looking up kiddie porn and he said he was doing it for research and I think that excuse worked.
I don't know if he was guilty or innocent.
Alright.
Oh, okay.
I see what you're saying.
Alright, so it says, um, after a couple lines, don't walk away, I very nearly missed you, tough boys, come over here, I wanna bite and kiss you.
I want to see what I can find.
That's very gay.
Take a bottle of wine.
I bet even a lot of gays are like, I don't really want to bite him.
I love him.
Why would I bite him?
I want to suck him off and make out with him.
I don't want to bite anyone.
And I assume this is of age and you're using boy in a pejorative way.
Yeah, of course.
Rough boys don't walk away.
I just want to suck and taste you for research.
Oh, Gonna Get Inside You.
What?!
Gonna Get Inside Your Bitter Mind.
What a weird gay song!
I Wanna Buy You Leather, Make Noise, Try and Take Me Away.
What the hell is going on with this song?
Is he doing it from the perspective of a raging leather homosexual?
I hope it's one of those songs where he says tough boys and it has nothing to do with the next line.
Like if I was like Tonka Trucks, I get a sandwich.
Tonka Trucks, I'm in love.
Or something.
I don't think that's the case.
No, I think he's right, at best he's writing it from the perspective of a super gay.
Is there, oh wait, there's a Wikipedia there, go down.
Rough Boys.
Check the Wikipedia.
I wanna suck and taste it.
There's a song meaning... What?
Oh, okay.
Townshend dedicated Rough Boys to the Sex Pistols as well as his children.
What?!
Emma and Minta on the album sleeve of Empty Glass.
That's twisted.
Rockstar Alice Cooper said this of the song.
You have p-sexual ambiguity going on here.
It sounds like a gay song.
I still don't know exactly what he was trying to say with that song, but I love it, whatever it is.
Pete's an amazing mystery.
Okay.
So the Wikipedia says we don't know what is going on with that song either.
Yeah.
Alright, I don't know how we got here.
Well...
Oh yeah, we're talking about man.
Yes.
There's another line on that It's Hard where he goes, uh, he had a snake the size of a super pipe living in his rib cage, and it felt like a pickled priest who was being flambéed.
You got me requisition, blondie!
Like, did you just chew up, did you just throw a dictionary in a wood chipper?
I felt like a pickled priest.
He had a snake the size of a sewer pipe living in his rib cage.
I bet the Who was going, Pete, you've spent all your creativity writing gay songs for yourself, and you left us with a man who's not afraid of appearing insane because he can't break a brick.
One time my buddy Eric in high school, I go, do you know the album It's Hard?
He goes, oh yeah, I love it.
I go, really?
It's kind of shitty.
And he goes, no, I love it.
Really?
Even that A Man is a Man song?
And he goes, yeah, yeah.
And then I'm starting to think, you don't know what I'm talking about and you're just pretending.
By the way, no joke, I teased him about this maybe five days ago.
And this happened in 1985.
So it's like 30 years I'm still ragging him for this.
But anyway, so I told you the line already, right?
A man is a man not afraid of appearing insane if he can't break a brick.
He had a snake of the size of a sewer pipe.
No, that's a different song.
I'm doing The Man as a Mammal.
So I say to Eric, I go, okay, then finish this song.
Not afraid of appearing insane if he can't.
And Eric guesses, tell a friend.
You just tried to guess the lyrics so you wouldn't get caught.
There's too many options, my friend.
And it's break a break.
Okay, so these guys are jumping around doing school chants and the The whatchamacalls are there, the black Hebrew Israelites who, good luck figuring it out.
Here's everything you need to know about the black Hebrew Israelites.
Steer clear.
Don't engage.
Don't get into an argument.
You're going to lose.
Don't ask them about the Holocaust.
You can't even figure out their religion.
And all these young white kids will go up and start arguing or women, feminists, will go up and start arguing with them.
And what are you going to do?
Change their minds?
So they are a group.
Who seem to be associated with Christians, Jews, and Muslims.
I mean, they have so many different divisions that are linked to the nation of Islam.
They also say that they are the real Jews and that they refuse to recognize Israel.
They should be the ones in Israel, not all the white Jews.
How do they feel about the black Jews that are in Israel?
I don't know about that.
And then they also seem, some of them seem to be Christians.
And they hate gays.
They hate race mixers.
They're anti-semitic in the sense that they think the Holocaust was a joke because it wasn't real Jews.
But they're also consider themselves the only true Jews.
So I don't know what you want to call that.
It's just a crazy religion that just seems to be made up on the spot.
They wear a lot of... Their garb is very odd.
It looks like, you know, time traveler stuff.
It looks like when you're playing a...
Like in some RPGs, like some real nerdy world of Warcraft.
Yeah, it's really interesting.
And I kind of like that it's in Brooklyn and in Manhattan, and it's colorful.
But like everything colorful in New York, you keep your distance.
And you know what I saw, by the way, by the old Compound Studio?
Black Hebrew Israelites there yelling about Jesus.
And oh yeah, Jesus, by the way, is a pedophile, according to them.
And their camera guy filming, he was wearing the garb with the puka shells and the The turbans and the big things.
And he was white!
Isn't that a weird one?
They have one every now and then.
There's that clip where they're like on the street and that woman comes up and she's like, so what you're saying is... She gets right in their face.
I've seen guys go up to them, young white guys that want to be their friend really badly because it looks cool.
They're not gonna be your friend, dude.
But I've seen two different videos of sycophantic white guys literally kissing their boots.
Literally?
Literally, getting down on one knee and kissing their boots and saying, I'm sorry for slavery, etc.
Sheesh.
And guess how well that works?
Guess what great pals they become after that?
All right, you kissed my boots, we're bros now.
You want to go get a beer?
So anyway, black Hebrew Israelites are there, and D.C.
is very left-wing.
5% of that population voted for Trump, and wearing a MAGA hat in D.C.
is a pretty big deal.
Some do, and there's some areas and a couple bars where you could sort of get away with it, but you know, D.C.
is the place where they go to Tucker's house and scream, no borders, no wall, no USA at all.
So, it's a...
So we're, you know, wearing a MAGA hat in Kentucky just means I like the president.
These Kentucky kids don't seem to get that wearing a MAGA hat in DC is seen as a big deal.
And Alyssa Milano, after this all happened, she got on Twitter and said, Red MAGA hats are the new white hoods of America.
And every black person wearing a MAGA hat.
Tommy Sotomayor just got kicked out of Hooters for wearing a MAGA hat, by the way.
We got to talk to him about that.
He didn't know it was a white hood, apparently.
In the context of DC, these black Hebrew Israelites, who are very radical, see the MAGA hats as a fuck you.
So they start yelling, fuck you, at the kids.
They say that, I guess they had a Catholic Covington High, some sort of shirt or something, so they knew they were Catholic.
And they said, Jesus is going to come back and rape all your kids.
They see that one of the guys is black, so they start calling him an N-word.
Being very abusive, right?
And the kids are just kind of laughing it off.
And then this Indian guy comes up to them.
Actually, I'm not exactly positive when the black Hebrew Israelite stuff started getting really ornery.
It could have just been some like, get out of here with those hats, and then it became N-word farther down the line.
But there was definitely some confrontation already there.
And then the Indian guy comes up, and he starts banging a drum, and, uh, Doing like what they say is an AIM chant into the guy's face.
And from what I saw in the footage, there wasn't a lot of Indians.
There was just two.
So it didn't look like a ceremony.
And so they, this guy's in his face and they're all laughing.
And then they start going along with the chant and maybe adding their, their high school chant into like an Indian type of chant.
Which, in the first video, you're supposed to- that was the really bad one that everyone saw out of context.
Even when I saw that one, I thought, they clearly don't recognize this as an indigenous ceremony.
It doesn't look like one, it looks like two guys.
And if someone comes up to you singing an Indian song, and you're already jumping around yelling, you might sort of sing an Indian way.
Like, say a polka guy comes up to you and is playing the accordion.
You might start doing a polka thing.
Or a mariachi band.
Yeah, exactly.
It didn't look like a ceremonial thing.
It just looked like Indians making sounds.
Music.
I mean, it's not like every time an Indian plays a drum, it's this big important ceremony.
Sometimes it's at a powwow.
Sometimes it's dudes just hanging out drinking after the powwow because you're not allowed to drink at powwows.
And they go out in the woods and just beat the drums and sing and drink and party.
It seems like they could have both ways where they're like, Oh, Americans are ignorant and they don't know anything about other cultures.
Meanwhile, they hold it against you if you don't know about other cultures.
Well, you saw how little the press knows about other cultures too.
And this happened, I'll get to Halifax in a second.
But one weird thing that I got, there's something just wrong about this guy from the very beginning.
They say he was singing an AIM chant.
Now AIM is the American Indian Movement.
And, uh, They're awesome, but they're pretty radical.
They were like the Black Panthers, not the new Black Panthers who are super radical and want to kill cops, but the 1960s Black Panthers who, you know, you read what they were doing and the 1960s Black Panthers are pretty reasonable.
And AIM was pretty cool.
They took over Alcatraz.
But To say that they are part of an Indigenous ceremony doesn't make sense.
That's like you have this important African ceremony and you're blaring Public Enemy.
It's incongruous.
You know, you'd have more traditional music at an Indigenous ceremony.
And does AIME even have a chant?
Does AIME have a song?
I didn't know that.
So that's fishy, right?
But you see the video.
And this Indian guy focuses on this one kid who just smiles, not a big smile, but just like a smirk, which I think is the best thing you can do.
I wasn't pilloring these kids even when I saw the first video.
I thought they did pretty well in the very first video.
That's... I guess that makes me radical.
But what are you supposed to do when someone, and it's clearly not a ceremony, is banging a drum right in your face?
Are you supposed to bow down?
Is this how cucked we are supposed to be as a nation?
We're just supposed to, like, if we see any Indian do anything, we just bow down, and when black Hebrew Israelites start screaming N-words at our black friends, we just look at the ground?
What are you supposed to do?
These guys were not remotely violent.
I saw an article in the post this morning where the guy says, you know, they could have been a little more reverent, but boys will be boys.
And they, they, someone picked a fight with them and they, they didn't back down.
And I thought, no, they were, I don't understand what they did wrong.
They didn't know the song was a fuck you.
And as soon as they started to figure it out, you saw them stop jumping around and just sort of stare going, what the fuck is going on?
Um, so as you know, I'm sure anyone remotely curious knows, this blew up.
And the narrative, the black Hebrew Israelites were ignored.
And then, um, it became, there was a beautiful aboriginal ceremony, indigenous ceremony, and then these kids in mag hats went, ah, ah, ah, and just wrecked it the way Animal House wrecked the parade at the end of the movie Animal House.
And then the takeaway from that is, we live in a society where we don't respect, you know, Indians, we don't respect black people, we don't respect history, we just have a bunch of spoiled brats who step onto homeless people's cakes on 6th Avenue.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I know that one.
Like we just, we hear there's a, we hear there's a funeral for some native elder and we go in and push over the teepee laughing.
And I know that's not America.
So I already knew that this is bullshit.
And it's the exact same story as the Halifax thing, where they were accused of destroying an indigenous ceremony.
Um, it was about three years ago now, and it was Canada Day.
I hate saying that word.
It's like Saturday Night Live.
Canada Day.
Sorry to lie.
Um, and they were, a bunch of people were having an anti-Canada, an anti-Canada Day rally.
And so there was a guy who started, look up who started Halifax.
I think his name is Cornwallis.
And he's not popular with the far left because, among other things, he had scalps for Indians.
Bounties for killing Indians.
Yeah, it is Cornwallis.
Edward Cornwallis, 1749.
Now, that is pretty bad, but bounties were common back then.
Common for Cornwallis, too.
He was getting destroyed by the Indians when he was trying to build Halifax.
He was losing, and so he put a bounty up as a way of encouraging vigilantes to join, militias to join and help him beat back the Indians.
He did it in Scotland, too.
No one ever talks about that.
He had a bounty for kilts.
Bring me a dead Scotsman and you get X amount of money.
It's just part of warfare.
Anyway, we've all changed now and we don't accept the terms of warfare and Halifax is stolen and has to be given back to whatever tribe it was.
But this wasn't an Aboriginal ceremony.
This was just an anti-Canada Day ceremony.
They had stickers all over the Cornwall statue that said, fuck Canada.
They had a flag upside down that said, decolonize.
A Canadian flag.
Now this is on Canada Day.
And then they called it an indigenous ceremony because there's one woman there, some drunk lunatic, who called herself Chief Grizzly Mama.
Now if anyone knew anything about Indians, just like the AIM chant, they would know that no Indians called Chief Grizzly Mama You don't throw mama in your name when you're in an Indian tribe.
Hello, my name is Mama Long Claws and this is my friend, Daddy Fun Maker.
Daddy Fun Maker.
Mama's not in, that's a black thing.
Big Mama's house.
Hi, this is Chief Grizzly Mama's house.
Anyway, so she's there and she's doing this weird thing where she cuts her hair off and like glues it to the statue and stuff.
It was a rally of radical leftists that was based on Indians and what Cornwallis did however many hundreds of years ago.
That's not a ceremony, that's a protest.
So anyway, these five military guys, proud boys, Go down there and they're carrying Canadian flags and Dominion flags because that's what you do on Canada Day.
You get wasted, you drink tons of beer and you carry the flag around.
It's kind of fun actually.
A lot of pissing on Canada Day.
So they go over there and it's all on video.
This is the crazy part of both of these stories.
You can see what happened with your own eyes.
So they go over there and they go, what's going on?
What's happening here?
and they say this take down the one this is one of the weirdest one there's an african immigrant there who is like you need to put down that flag it is a flag of genocide So judging by his accent, he's pretty recently new here, right?
Can you imagine being new to a country like you and I moved to Japan and it's on Japan Day, we have a screw Japan and remember Pearl Harbor and... Yeah, wear your shoes inside.
Wear your shoes inside.
Just stomp around.
Eat sitting down on a goddamn chair.
Right.
And then these Japanese guys come and they go, what are you doing on the Japan Day?
And I go, take down that flag.
It's a flag of genocide.
You killed people in Pearl Harbor.
It just seems very... Oh, dude, they did way worse than that.
I mean, like, not that that's... not worse, but all through history, just genocides and rapes and fucking stealing China's culture and Korea.
The rape of Nanking and that?
Oh, yeah.
So anyway...
So those guys are very polite.
They ask a few questions.
The guy says, take down the flag.
He goes, Canada fought two world wars with this flag.
That's a thing Americans don't get about Canada.
Canada.
I got to learn how to say my native land.
You just said Canada-da.
That's for the stupid idiots in Canada.
Canada-da.
You know what they call it in Quebec?
They call it Ca-ca-Canada.
Cause it's ca-ca.
It's poo.
It's shit.
Canada never really separated from Britain.
We had a massive war here in the American Revolution.
The Queen is still the head of state if you check Wikipedia.
She's still the boss of Canada.
She's still on the money.
And so when you hear Canadians say they burnt down the White House in 1812, they did.
Cause they were, I know we were Britain back then, but we, the transition from Britain to Canada was very slow and it didn't really, it wasn't really solidified until 1969 when we got the flag and 1980 when we got the national anthem.
Right.
Anyway, so those guys asked some kind questions and they're not confrontational.
And obviously the protesters that having the anti-Canada day rally are mental cases, right?
Trump derangement syndrome goes all the way up there.
Uh, so they leave.
Now in that group, I think there was, they were called the Halifax Five, right?
Just like the NYC Nine.
There was one Métis in Canada.
If you're half Indian, they call you Métis.
There was, I think maybe even two Métis.
I'm not sure.
And one gay.
That's out of five, right?
And the story became racist, disrupt, indigenous ceremony.
Everyone goes nuts and they all get reprimanded.
Oh, and the Canadian government, just like with the MIC-9, where all these politicians jumped in to say, it has no home here.
The Canadian politicians all jumped in to say, we apologize.
We had our head of foreign affairs.
I think he's a Sikh guy up in Canada say, chief grizzly mama, I would like Canada would like to apologize to you for the disruption of your ceremony.
Like he's falling for the name, the made up name.
Um, that's like a, yeah, like a, like it's almost as valid as a rapper name.
Yeah, it's like Henry Kissinger saying, Professor Griff of Public Enemy, on behalf of America, we'd like to apologize for bum-rushing your show.
So those guys get so much flack and they end up, they didn't get fired, but they had shitty jobs like cleaning latrines.
And rebel media got a bunch of money together for a complaint, a formal complaint against the Navy.
Not one lawyer in Halifax would take it because of this stupid narrative that it was about, they didn't want to be known as the lawyer who defended the Indian disruptors.
And they clearly weren't, A, it wasn't a ceremony, and B, they clearly weren't disrupting it.
And they're all out of the Navy now.
They're all out of the military.
I just talked to one of them the other day because of this story in DC reminded me of it.
And I go, so you're all done?
One of them, one of the Metis guys was third generation.
His dad fought in World War II.
Yikes.
That's a shame.
And that's the end of that whole, and lots of Indians are very proud military supporters, because, you know, there's different divisions and tribes, and some tribes, you know, you'll have, there's the medicine guys, and the storytelling guys, and there's the warrior guys, and their job is to war.
Now, when they've been assimilated into a new country, well, that's still my role, so I guess I'll join their army.
Right.
And go fight some wars, I'm the warrior clan.
Yeah, that's your lane there.
That's my thing, I'm a shoemaker, I make shoes.
That's a dangerous lane, man, of all this providing tension between civilians and the police, or civilians and the military.
Just the building lack of respect, the narrative is just kind of leaning towards... Well the problem with both the military and the police is the top brass is out of touch.
And they're politicians.
So like sheriffs, above the sheriff, all these guys, they want to get elected, they want to be popular with the populace.
So if there's any kind of nasty rumor going around, they'll just throw all the cops under the bus.
All the grunts under the bus.
They don't give a shit.
And it's funny because it's not funny, but these bosses are telling you to risk your life.
So they're telling a cop to go into a riot and risk getting killed.
They're telling these Navy naval officers and military men to go and die abroad.
But if you dare almost embarrass me, fuck you, you're fired.
The reverence is not reciprocated.
Yeah, I never realized that.
They're wearing the cop uniform, but they are, like, heavily in politics.
And everything from the mayor just trickles right down there.
Cops and their boss are as different as you and me and their boss.
Like, cops are with us.
And cops can't help, you know, they can't burn your parking ticket.
They can't help you.
They, you know, they just say, wow, you're really fucked.
Um, I'm fighting a cop.
What's that?
This week.
I'm going to be sparring with the cop.
Oh, interesting.
Are you scared?
Uh, no, he's a good buddy, so he's not going to kill me, but it's cool when you have a fight planned.
Cause as you're hitting the bags, you're imagining it's him and you're like, then I'll deke and then I'll get you in the left.
Yeah.
But yeah, we're just going to punch each other in the face for a little bit.
How do you feel about that rib shot you gave me the other day?
Well, you blocked it a little bit.
My update.
Did you listen to the audio yet?
No.
It's very funny.
But yeah, you could hear it.
It's a nice shot, man.
Nice shot, man.
Oh yeah, we did it while podcasting.
I forgot about that.
It's off mic, so I boosted up the volume a little bit.
So when you hear like... Yeah.
And then I just go, oh, that was a good one.
Meanwhile, it's you, she went, oh, very good punch.
And it still hurts.
I think it's something bruised or something.
Ribs suck.
They're not very well designed, by the way, God.
I'm not impressed that you basically have testicles up and down our sides.
Like I'm fine with one area, just like the Death Star where Luke could fly his plane into my balls and I'm done.
I'm done.
But like balls all up our sides?
Yeah, that's rough.
Come on, dude.
Anyway, so let's get back to this story.
So then the Indian guy...
He gets all over the news instantly, and this is what I really want to get into.
Why did people just grab this baton and run?
Why are they so excited?
Like, remember the UVA hoax?
The story was that there's a rape frat, and they gang raped this chick, and that's what they do, and they threw her down on a glass coffee table, and shards went everywhere, and they fucking raped her.
Now, anyone who hears that goes, wait, was there blood everywhere?
I mean, four guys raping a girl on broken glass?
It must have been an inch of blood on the ground.
But Tucker often says this, he goes, if you're a reporter and you really hate someone or you really love someone, don't write about them because you won't do a good job.
And Sabrina clearly, she's got the worst, most annoying name too, Sabrina Erdely, she clearly hates this archetype So much, that the second she heard the story, she just got in her Honda Civic and was, uh oh, on her way to Virginia!
Yes!
Got one!
Yes!
And that's the way the media was acting with this.
Like Reza Aslan said of the guy smiling with the drum in his face, he said, have you ever seen a more punchable face in your life?
Oh yeah, I saw that.
Kathy Griffin was trying to dox them saying, if you don't think they dox you in a second, you're crazy.
I don't know what the hell she's talking about.
She's completely insane.
And then remember that country guy we had on the show who sings about tits and pussies and stuff?
Wheeler Walker Jr.
Wheelie Walker Jr., his real name's Ben Hoffman, he said whoever punches that guy in the face and sends him a video, he'll send you all his records autographed.
Oh no.
So we're done with him.
What the fuck?
Are you serious?
That was one of the more violent ones, yeah.
Dude.
I mean, that's just celebrities on Twitter.
We see the school is closed today, so God knows what they're getting from strangers that don't have blue check marks.
Wait, I gotta let that sink in.
That sucks.
Wheeler Walker Jr.
fuckin' rules.
He ruled.
This sucks.
But a lot of people were saying, yeah, kill them, punch them.
Reza Aslan had a show on CNN and he's saying he's got such a punchable face.
Unreal.
And then AIM planned to go to the school and have a vigil to thwart racism.
So anyway, this Indian guy starts talking to the press and he says, he starts literally crying to the media.
And he says, I saw that there was conflict there and I walked No, no, we were having a ceremony and they came over and started disrupting it and laughing and mocking us.
I have the clip if you want it.
Okay.
I heard them saying, build that wall, build that wall, and on.
Stop.
They weren't saying build that wall.
And we've since seen a two hour video that the black Hebrew Israelites put out and there was no build that wall chance.
So that's just a lie.
This guy has been doing this for a long time.
He's been discovered at rallies all throughout history.
He was even in a Skrillex video playing a fat Indian.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Huh.
And he, um, I don't think he's savvy to the digital age and he realizes that now everything is on video.
Okay.
Not really appropriate timing.
It's him crying.
Sorry.
No, no, we're not supposed to have walls here.
Not supposed to have walls here, he said.
Indians had walls?
They had teepees.
Yeah, but many tribes would build dirt walls and have little villages that were surrounded with fences.
Oh yeah, and those wooden posts.
Yeah, those wooden posts, and then they'd have the big houses on the little mounds.
I think the tribe starts with the letter A, I can't remember.
But anyway, go ahead.
Algonquin?
No, no, no, it's weirder than that.
So he cries and he says they came over and they kept trying to build that wall.
By the way, if anyone should know the problems with immigration, it's Indians.
So they would have benefited quite a bit.
It's hard to say to Indians, hey guys, how do you feel about a wall?
Do you think maybe immigration can get out of control?
And they're like, yeah, um, about 400 years ago we tried open borders and it didn't turn out great for us.
It was a 400 year war.
Man, so all the comments on this, just like the Gillette commercial has an overwhelming amount of dislike to like ratio and all the comments too.
That's where you know it's okay.
That's why the media tries so hard to push the agenda because it's not working.
You're right, you're right.
But, it took the longer video to come out for everyone to realize.
Like, on Saturday morning, those kids, their lives were over.
Yeah.
And I was the only one who thought that it seemed pretty reasonable.
By Sunday, everyone's saying, what the hell have you done?
On Monday.
But, there's still people holding out.
Like, at one point, I think the boy's mother, he said, she said, it was this black Muslims That started the whole thing.
Now she's, I was going to say she's not savvy.
No one knows what the black Hebrew Israelites, how do you classify them?
They, they're anti-Semitic Jews who are paired with the nation of Islam and are also Christian.
So yeah, black Muslim works fine.
Anyway, she said that and Chelsea Peretti, who I used to think was cool, but whatever.
She said, uh, I can't believe that, that.
Bitch mom or something.
No, that mom blaming a black Muslim for her bitch ass son's terrible behavior is typical.
And then all the retweets from that, from her, are all these other, mostly women, saying, um, what did you expect?
This is Trump's America.
This is where we are in America today.
Like just taking it for, so they, they dropped the first narrative about disrupting the indigenous ceremony and now he's a racist who hates black Muslims.
But a black Hebrew Israelite did start this thing.
So anyway...
That guy, Indian guy, starts crying and says, we're saying build that wall and stuff.
And he's an old dude.
I don't know if he's all there.
I think he's like 65.
That's not that old.
And he said some other weird stuff.
At one point he said something that really, you should ask your uncle about this.
He said, I'm a Vietnam vet, a combat vet.
He named some position like recon ranger or something.
Oh, my grandfather.
No, I forget what it was, but I've been checking with like message boards with Vietnam vets and they're all like, what the fuck's a recon ranger?
So it was some made up term.
And he said, one thing I learned in Vietnam is the feeling of overwhelming power when you know that you've outnumbered someone and you can take them down.
Um, that really stuck out to me, because I love hearing Vietnam Vets stories, and Vietnam Vets don't talk.
No, yeah, never heard that one.
That's a new one.
A. B, the few times you hear them talk on TV, boy, I sounded really Canadian there, didn't I?
Few times you hear them talk.
Few times you hear them talk, fuck.
Fucking get out there like NPR or something, or on Veterans Day, they'll have a bunch of shows and they'll talk about the war and they'll find the like four Vietnam vets who are willing to say anything.
They talk about impending fear.
They talk about calling airstrikes on themselves because the Viet Cong were so close that the coordinates were basically the same.
Jesus.
So they just thought, I'll just jump out of the way first.
Yeah.
Um, but they never talk about how they were drunk with power and destroying villages.
No.
No.
So then I start looking up this guy and he says he was in combat, uh, in like 72 to 76 or something.
The combat was over in 71.
I was about to say, uh, that 76.
And guess how old he was in 71?
How old? 16.
Now, there was a tiny handful of guys who snuck in.
A fake ID or whatever, that were 16 and 17 in the war, but it was incredibly rare.
And the idea of an Indian activist, this is back in the 60s when AIM was really rocking.
The idea of him, you know, tricking his way to get into a really unpopular war, especially with leftists, that's real fishy.
So no conclusive evidence here, folks, but I'd say the odds are nine out of 10 that he's a stolen valor dude.
So anyway, then people start seeing the footage and they go, hey, we're not seeing any build that wall.
And it looks like you approached them.
You weren't having the ceremony.
The ceremony had already happened.
It was farther away.
There's only two of you guys.
And you went over and started banging a drum in his face.
So then he changes his story.
And he says, what happened was I saw conflict between the one group of African American gentlemen and the guys in the MAGA hats.
So I put myself in between them as a buffer to diffuse the situation.
Which sounds good on paper, but we saw the video, dude.
You're not trying to diffuse anything.
And you're 65, what are you gonna do?
Take on, get in between a war with a bunch of giant black Hebrew Israelites and 15 teenagers?
So that was a lie too!
And doesn't it, you could equally spin it that it's like a, it's a peaceful, nice sign.
Like the fucking, like putting a flower in a soldier's gun barrel, that whole iconic picture.
What, his smirk?
Yeah, just looking into his eyes and smirking.
I think that's the best, I think that was the best, well, maybe the best solution would just be to walk away.
But up there in the top solutions to stand your ground and just have a nice smile as the guy bangs a drum in your face in a very confrontational way.
See the problem with this whole thing is the Hebrew Israelites and the Indians see that hat as a fuck you.
So they were coming back with no.
They were saying fuck you too.
I think the Hebrew Israelites were saying no fuck you and then the Indian was going stop saying fuck you I'll drown you out with my song.
And the kids are like, it's not a fuck you, it's the president's hat.
In Kentucky, we all wear these.
Right.
Yeah, I forget, you know, when you wear it, you forget you're wearing it sometimes.
And you're like, why?
So that's the, to me, that's the uninteresting part of the story is that there was three groups totally misunderstanding each other.
And I think the Indian guy was taking advantage of the situation.
But what I, what I find interesting is the vitriol.
And by the way, plenty of people are still going with the original narrative.
Including Chelsea Peretti.
So, uh, it's, it's, it's another, another interesting about this story is how two people, it's like that blue green dress.
Remember that thing?
Is it?
Yeah.
Two people can look at the same thing and have totally different conclusions.
That's, that's how divided we are as a country.
And I've seen this with debates.
It'll be like Ben Shapiro and Cenk Unger, Cenk, whatever his name is.
And, The left will go, Chank nailed it!
And the right will go, ooh Ben, you gotta be kinder to people, you destroyed them.
I'm like, did we see the same thing?
Same with the Halifax Five.
I go, did you guys see the video?
Did we see the same video?
Or with the MIC9.
Look, they started it.
Antifa made a human wall, blocked their path and threw a bottle of piss at them.
A glass bottle of piss.
What are you supposed to do?
Start crying?
So...
There's a particular type, so to get back to the very beginning thing, right, Ann Coulter said the only thing everyone on the left has in common is they all hate white men.
I think they're very eye-rolly when it comes to old white men.
The real villain is that kid, the smirking kid.
So it's not, that's not a white man per se, like they don't hate liberal white men and they don't hate You know, Jim Gaffigan, he's incredibly white.
He likes bacon.
Why is he so pale?
Why is he smiling at that Indian man?
Because I like bacon.
I love listening to Jim Gaffigan with the kids, because it's fun laughing with them and hearing comedy.
Yeah.
And that line he said where he goes, why is fish on the menu at a steak joint?
Like the waiter's going to come over and I'm going to order something less good?
They always think that at a steakhouse.
I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna have the trout.
I'm not gonna have the perfect $40 piece of steak that was hand-picked by the best butcher in town for my one visit to Keene's a year.
And that thing has to be frozen because they're gonna keep the one order a month.
That one chick who orders fish, that one weird British guy.
Gotta thaw it out.
We got another one.
God, I love Keene's.
So yeah, it's a very specific guy.
And I'm not including old white guys in this anymore.
The real villain is that kid.
And he is proudly Catholic, right?
Handsome.
Middle class and up.
So not poor.
He wouldn't get the same vitriol.
Like hillbillies get disdain from the left, but it's more like mockery.
There's not vitriol there.
Healthy.
Uh, likely to succeed, clean cut.
I can't remember if I mentioned Catholic or not.
Yep.
So what do we have now?
Six characteristics?
Healthy too, not obese.
Uh, it's a very, very specific dude to hate.
And I'm going to call him Brad.
Right.
That's a great little name for him.
They hate Brad.
And I was thinking about it.
I was kind of raised to hate Brad too.
And when we would watch these shows as kids, there were square pegs, which was, square pegs, square pegs.
It was sort of like the pre-Degrassi Junior High, and it was about these quirky kids.
One of them was punk, and one of them was New Wave, and they were the outcasts.
So by the time I was a kid, like 13, 1983, it was cool to be the outcast.
And the jocks were kind of uncool.
Like the cheerleaders at my school were white trash.
People felt sorry for them.
And the jocks, they weren't really part of the scene.
Everyone wanted to be alternative.
And you think of movies like, uh, what is the one with Ducky?
Sixteen Candles or something?
Sixteen Candles, sure.
Yeah, Ducky's the hero in that movie.
Everyone wants to be Ducky.
Breakfast Club.
John Bender, like the loseriest loser outcast guy.
And then they make, uh, what's his name, look like a square.
Yeah, the wrestler who does, smokes the pot.
He's a waste, he's human garbage in that movie.
Yeah, he's just a lame loser.
He's just an animal.
Right.
Interesting.
So, and when I was young, right up until my 20s, date raping jock was just a normal term.
And I kind of went too far with it and was way off in punk where I didn't even, like, I wasn't allowed to listen to Bruce Springsteen or The Rolling Stones or anything.
That was too date raping jock.
That was too normie.
And then I discovered all these awesome bands when I was about 30.
And then I'm like, this Bruce Springsteen guy's really good.
Same.
Like three years ago.
Have you ever heard of this band, The Rolling Stoons?
They have a lot of hits.
The Rolling Stones.
The Rolling Stones.
With a space in the middle.
It's quirky.
I just discovered Billy Joel's The Stranger album like four years ago.
Yeah.
And I was like, where has this been?
I discovered Jackson Brown in my 40s.
It must be somebody's lonely night.
Is that Jackson Brown?
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah.
By that cocaine song he has.
Cocaine, running around my brain.
That's pretty cool.
So, and then I start to meet these brads.
And I'm like, you're kind of a cool guy.
Like the guy I had an ad agency with was a Brad, and he was in frats when he was young.
And I remember he told me this story about this chick that wanted to be double teamed by him and this other Brad, and she got nervous and got too drunk and was just puking her guts out.
So of course the Brad's date raper, because that's what Brad's do, right?
No, the Brads, in that story, this was in college, they washed her sheets, they put her in the shower, she had barf all over herself, they put her sheets in the washing machine, the washer, managed to get it off the duvet, it wasn't on the duvet, you know, put all that separate, and then after she was done in the shower, she's like, blah, blah, blah, blah, I'm so sorry, blah, blah, blah, then they layered her down on the bare mattress and then put the duvet without the cover on it and made sure she wasn't going to die and puke on her vomit and they left.
Like those guys were popular.
Now I can't speak, I shouldn't start making these massive generalizations, but the ones I've met were doing pretty good for chicks.
And I don't know, we're treading on dangerous territory, but there sure has been a lot of stories like Mattress Girl where you find out that some guy had his life ruined and it was a false allegation.
What it is, is like it's, you know, targeting a certain aesthetic, is really what it is.
Because, you know, the guy looks a certain way.
It really is.
Yeah.
I mean, because you don't know what that guy's about.
He could be quirky, he could be... Who knows?
The media, like, society doesn't feel this way, by the way.
When society sees Brad, they go, that's a handsome young lad.
Like, when I see Brad now, I just go, that guy's gonna do well.
It's the media and the far left that hate him.
And, and sort of cool culture, you know, the creative class, they hate Brad too.
They don't want them at their, bands don't want Brad's at their shows, you know, hipster bands, hipsters hate Brad's.
So here's my, this is all I can come up with.
So don't get your hopes up.
It's not very good.
One theory is that being a writer is kind of a quirky, nerdy pursuit, right?
Sure.
And nerds, they kind of resent the handsome, cool jock that is doing well in life.
Because he's like the male version of the hot girl.
And so they resent him.
So then they write movies and TV shows where these guys are complete fucking cocks.
Right.
Brad doesn't get to write for the show.
Brad doesn't write shows.
He's playing football and he's at a party.
Wow.
And then, you know, he's in sales or marketing because people like looking at him and stuff.
Or, you know, he's charming and he's the CEO of an oil company or something like that.
But the nerds are there getting their revenge on paper and polluting our pop culture with this really biased thing.
So when Sabrina Erdely hears about a gang rape in Virginia, she goes, finally, proof that Brad's a dick.
Or with this story, they go, finally, proof that Brad doesn't care about aboriginals.
Or with the Halifax Five, finally, proof that these guys go around, they have no respect for any of the people who have been oppressed and they just want to mock them because they're all dicks.
Yes!
Got them!
Yep.
Like Duke Lacrosse, they were just so eager to fry those kids.
What was their initial charge?
They found her in a garbage bag with racial epithets written all over her body or something?
Wow!
That's over the top.
Or maybe that was another hate crime hoax.
Tawana Brawley, remember Al Sharpton was all over that?
Was Tawana Brawley Duke Lacrosse?
I thought that was Matrisko, but maybe you're right.
Mattress girl?
No, she just carried a mattress around.
He sued the school, by the way, and won.
Nice, good job.
That was pretty crazy.
So that's one theory, and it's not great.
It's not amazing, because it doesn't explain the level of vitriol.
It's like seething hatred.
The internet all weekend was talking about killing these kids.
Oh, there was one tweet I saw that said it would be a good place for a school shooting.
No!
Yeah!
That's murdered the whole school!
Holy fuck.
Now, in their offense, I did see one picture, a Daily Mail, where they appeared to be in blackface.
Yeah, what does that all about?
Now, that might be as bad as it sounds.
But they were full-bodied in blackface, like... What's the name of the school again?
Covington.
Here's Snopes.
Is this a picture from a Covington Catholic High School?
Uh, true.
A controversy video appeared.
Okay.
Now, are they wearing, if they're wearing blackface, like there's that, there's that, uh, New Zealand rugby team, the blacks, and they always wear black everything.
Yeah.
And the way that the guy's eyes and he looks like he's embodying some sort of thing.
You know what I mean?
It doesn't look like, It doesn't look like he's making fun of a race of people, it looks like a creature.
You know, he's all black, and his eyes have this, like, diamond-shaped white thing, and then he's got, like, a joker smile... thing.
Okay, you look this up on Snopes and tell me... tell me if it was, uh... I don't trust Snopes.
No, you're right, not Snopes.
Not even close.
Uh, oh, here we go.
Based on comments in Bluegrass Prep's message board, the intent of the black body paint was not racial, but was instead a school tradition related to blackout games.
During which fans wore black to support the team.
Yeah, I knew it.
Yeah, that doesn't look racial at all.
Well, that would be the most unbelievably racist thing.
Like, you might as well show up to a basketball game in a Klansman uniform.
Yeah, like this picture, if that was the case, they would have had to have, like, been hiding and then just run in just for this photo shoot and then get out.
Excuse me, what the fuck are you doing?
What you're talking about right now is the crux of the message of this entire show.
That's what I want to get across.
That money shot?
Why are people ignoring their instincts because they hate Brad with every bone in their body?
Why do you hate Brad so much that you're blind with rage?
That's what I want to get at.
Because you are blind!
If you saw that first video and figured it was guys wrecking an aboriginal... Like, we know how people feel about Indians in this country.
And it's reverent and bad.
You know, from the left, it's, I was reading an article about this the other day, the left, when they talk about Indians they feel deep shame.
And sorrow, and they want to give the land back.
The right goes, yeah, it was really bad, but we won, sorry.
And even like Pat Buchanan, he said, our treatment of the Indians was not what one would expect for people to whom the Sermon on the Mount was divine command.
And Pat Buchanan is about as nationalist, pro-West, and paleo-conservative as you can get.
Like America is not about trashing indigenous ceremonies.
They call their military weapons tomahawks.
They go, those guys were badass.
We fought them for 400 years.
Generation after generation of Europeans lost and went to their graves going, well, that didn't turn out.
Generations of them.
Guess we don't get this place.
Is there a longer war?
What are the longest wars?
Oh, maybe there was a seven-year war?
Look up the longest wars.
I'll race ya.
Dutch-Skilly War, 335 years.
Sorry.
That reminds me of the fucking, uh... I just watched the scene yesterday from, um, The Omen 2.
Sorry, can I interrupt you for a second?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Longest wars in human history.
Can we just say history?
The dinosaur war of five million years ago?
What a stupid term, human history.
Look, the only things that can read are humans.
So it's pretty much a given when you say history.
I was watching a video last night and it was like, the kid says, for anybody watching this video right now, bop it up a bop bop.
I don't, it's a, he's holding up a map.
He's unboxing like a thing from the dark web.
He's like, don't go to this.
I'd stay away from this place.
It's like a map with like an X crossed in the woods.
It looks like it's in the woods.
Oh shit.
Thanks for telling me, bud.
I was gonna, I was, I had a bag packed.
That's one of my pet peeves.
I hate when people say in writing, they'll go, think about it.
If you're going to look, I'm already thinking about it, dude.
I'm reading your article.
You know, what's weird about this list in human history, they don't mention the Indian wars.
And the winners on this list are Byzantine Ottoman, 214.
Wait, sorry, sorry, no.
The top are the Dutch Skilly War.
I guess I should know more about that.
335 years.
Persian Roman, 721.
And Iberian Religious Wars.
So it looks like it was about the third longest war in not just human history, but history.
And everyone recognizes that.
Even high school students from Kentucky.
Is there technically a war going on between mongooses and snakes?
Like, you know?
I think a war requires uniforms and it requires the possibility of resolution.
Oh.
Mongooses and snakes are never gonna break bread.
Yeah, and there's no gathering.
And there's no, okay.
It's like Palestinians and Israel.
There's never going to be a solution.
Hey, I don't know if you're done talking about that, but I do have a little thing.
Is it about the Christian, the Catholic school?
It's not, but I got... So you want to end the whole discussion?
Because that's like a... No, no, no, no.
Okay, show me a funny thing.
I just didn't want to chance not getting to this.
Okay, because Kathy Griffin was really going all out, asking that we dox all the family members of those young men.
Sheesh.
I saw that he retweeted her, quote retweeted it, and he says, I'm right here.
Yeah, I don't know if that's a real account.
Oh, okay.
A lot of people are pretending to be these kids now.
Right.
So yeah, Kathy Griffin's holding two hats with a Fuck Trump shirt, but just listen, for the folks at home, listen to it.
And then for you, just look at how weird- Wait, we were just saying how annoying it is that articles say, think about it, and you just said on the podcast, listen to it.
As opposed to what?
Hey guys, pull your fingers out of your ears.
This is a moment to listen.
Feel this.
I get it.
Some of you have to be discreet in your resistance.
So you can get this hat, which says resist, but what I want you to know is, you flip it over, and guess what?
Fuck Trump.
That's right, you decide.
Also depending what area you're in.
Look at this hand thing.
Flip it around.
How creepy is this?
Was that not creepy?
Yeah, it's not really suitable for an audio podcast, dude.
Moppy.
So that was Kathy Griffin showing us these hats she made.
It was actually a total waste of time, and I'm considering maybe editing it out.
No, we'll leave it in.
Damn it.
But she was showing a hat that says, resist on one side, and then fuck Trump on the other side.
That's actually, no, I'm glad you brought that up, because the MAGA hat is a pretty interesting thing in America.
We all got kicked out.
We used to wear them to bars in Manhattan, and we walked into a bar in Harlem.
Were you there that night?
Not in Harlem, nope.
And it was just like a given.
It was like Alyssa Milano.
Like the bouncer goes, alright guys, very funny, you're out of here.
Very funny.
And remember there was that guy in the West Village who was kicked out of a bar?
Remember I went there with a follow-up report and I got kicked out?
Yeah, you got kicked out of a bar.
Have you ever been kicked out of another place?
Yep.
Yeah, it was right down the street.
I forget the name of it, but I was pissed.
They were like, we can't let you in with that hat, man.
I mean, there's been like a lot of fights and stuff like that.
I was like, all right, and I took it off, but I was pissed.
I mean, and I was there with other people, and they were like, can you just take it off?
I was like, no!
This is fucking... There's so many things that people... You don't see what's happening here?
There's so little critical thinking going on.
Like, Trump is racist.
A racist guy is the President of the United States.
Have you ever met a racist person who's like, I don't like Mexicans.
I'm gonna be president.
That doesn't happen.
You don't survive in business.
And I was thinking too, like at the gym this morning, I'm probably, no, I'm one of like two white guys.
If you were a racist in New York City and a homophobe, you would be exhausted.
And an anti-Semite.
You would just be like, oh, great.
Oh, here we go.
Oh, great.
Oh, look at.
You couldn't survive.
Yeah.
You would just be steaming mad.
Your waiter comes up.
He's a black guy.
Could I get a different waiter, please?
I don't want you touching my food.
The thing is too, I like weird people and there's a lot of those weirdos that are just a staple of New York City.
They're always on this corner, they're always there.
And there's a lot of trans people in the Times Square area.
I get joy out of them sometimes because they're kind of fun.
That's why we love New York, because it's so colorful.
You can't be a paleo-conservative in New York.
You can't be a cultural conservative in New York.
What they call right-wingers in New York are just basically libertarians who don't think there should be open borders.
That is far right, according to the New York media.
To wear a hat that says, I support the president of the United States means I want slavery back.
I mean, Joe Biden said that, remember?
He said, they're all going to have y'all back in chains.
Yeah, geesh.
For the record, folks at home.
Uh, make America great again means make America 80s again.
It means jet skis and mullets and wraparound sunglasses.
I know I'm repeating myself.
By the way, someone sent in one of the meanest disses to us here at the show.
And I thought it was a great example of how you can be offended and hurt and also laugh your ass off.
I did not mean to hurt you.
No, it's like, I thought it was very funny.
I got it.
It was a good right cross.
Because clearly somebody's done their research and they mentioned, so what it is, it's a bingo board of things that like Gavin has been known to say.
And a lot of it's like scratches nose, drinks beer, says... No, it's all my tropes.
It's all the things I keep repeating again and again and again.
And you can listen to my podcast and play bingo because I will definitely repeat one of these tropes like kid that pooped in an airport story.
I never heard that one.
Only three of them are stories, which you should be like, oh man, I repeated that story.
Sackler family, scratches nose, I knew a guy who had to do cock inspections.
Yeah.
That's the guy I'm fighting, by the way.
Jamaican accent, Babylon closing in on me, you know.
My wife is American Indian, Justin Theroux, David Cross.
They're just the names that killed me.
Vice intern who didn't want to take out the trash.
Didn't know that one either.
Mods versus rockers, Brighton beat, look!
I'm getting defensive here.
In my defense, some of these are analogies.
Like when I talk about the mods fighting the rockers in Brighton Beach, it's a good analogy about healthy violence, healthy fighting.
Albino skateboarder.
Albino skateboarder.
Yeah, that's a good analogy.
I say there are many racists, bonafide racists in America as there are albino skateboarders.
I think it's a good way to remember my personal belief.
Yeah.
And that shows, by the way, if I may, iconicism, because you can remember stuff.
Like, you know, Mitch Hedberg jokes?
Yeah, like, me Chinese, me play joke, me go pee-pee in your Coke.
There it is.
It's a good way to protect your cola from toxins.
From urinating Asians.
But some of these, yeah, the kid that pooped in an airport.
Actually... I've never heard that one.
Oh, okay.
I won't do the whole story.
I hear groans on the other line.
Sorry, guys.
I was at an airport in the Caribbean.
A kid pooped his pants.
The dad was being a real jerk.
He was really mad.
I shouldn't say he was being a jerk.
He was pissed, though.
He was like, God damn it, we're here at the airport.
He had to clean the poo off his leg and stuff.
And the kid was about four Five maybe six and so I'm in the next stall having my usual explosive diarrhea as Alcoholics do and I'm like should I intervene?
I mean, I don't hear any smacks, but this is getting harsh Then we go back to the gate and he he sits in his mom's holding him and he's not crying But he's getting consoled by the mom and the dad's so mad.
He's just looking at his phone and I Oh, I've told that story 9,000 times.
Yes, that's true.
I've told that story way too many times.
But the reason I've told that story 9,000 times is because it's a perfect example of why you need a mom and a dad.
They were both right.
You are a fucking idiot if you shit your pants.
And the mom was right too.
Shit happens.
I shit my pants two days ago.
And when you get yelled at by your dad, you want a hug.
So it was the perfect balance of get your shit together and yeah, I know you fucked up.
That's why I've told that story 9,000 times.
So is that so wrong?
I guess I could check this box off now.
Which one?
Ryan pretends he's never heard Gavin say... What?
Ryan pretends he's never heard Gavin say this before.
So mean.
Yeah.
You know, I thought I sent it and all you said was, that's so fucking mean, period.
And I was like, I'm fired and we're not friends anymore.
I guess I gotta get a new job.
No, it's like when Louis C.K.
said on SNL, he said, You know, I want a Snickers bar, but I'm fat, so I'll resist.
It's not that good, right?
But I do it because I don't want to be fat.
But pedophiles, they won't molest a kid, even though they're going to jail, they're going to get killed in jail, and they're going to ruin about five lives.
It must feel really good.
Oh yeah, that was, yeah.
And I was watching it, and as a father, I was deeply offended.
I was horrified.
And I laughed my head off.
Yeah, yeah.
He went there.
That's the problem with this pussy society we're living in.
People don't realize that you can be offended and you can disagree and still be amused.
I call it mental obesity.
Put that on the bingo card, you cocksuckers.
No, we're mentally obese and we don't want to spar.
It's healthy to spar.
You know, you don't have to destroy the other guy.
And when you saw this, this kid with that Indian, why were you so excited to break out the knives?
Why was everyone, why was the mob so quick to just want to burn this guy's life to the ground?
Oh yeah, so we still haven't solved that.
I know this is a very long podcast.
So the only theory I've given so far is that nerdy screenwriters brainwashed us.
Not the greatest.
Not the greatest.
But that doesn't explain why women seem to be such a big part of this.
Now, the articles, the tweets, the retweets were wildly disproportionately female.
Saying, fuck this guy and dox him and let's kill him.
And I don't understand, do you understand that?
Why do women hate Brad?
I don't know.
And if you read, not just feminist literature, but even the New York Post and stuff, there's this real hatred for Brad.
Is it because they wanted a date with Brad and Brad doesn't find her attractive?
Like remember when Laura, Laura, what's her name?
Bloomer?
Dern?
Dern?
The one, the chubby HBO chick?
Is that, Laura, girls.
Oh, Laura.
Uh-oh, she's already gone!
Fuck.
Oh my god.
Girls.
You know, Cale Hartman said the reason that... Oh, Lena Dunham.
...Lena Dunham's so annoying is, movie stars and actors, they don't get that many gigs, and there's big gaps in their shows.
Sometimes a year, sometimes two years.
So they have to keep you in their public eye, or they get forgotten.
And I literally forgot her.
Yeah, oh yeah.
And she's been out of the public eye for a few months.
No, remember Lena Dunham had that controversy where she said that O'Shea guy, that sexy football player that is the number one guy that all the chicks want, the black guy with the blonde hair.
Oh, I forgot his name.
I saw him in the city one time.
He was driving a Lambo.
So yeah, he's probably like one of the most popular men on earth right now.
He could probably get the most pussy on earth, right?
Yeah.
And Lena Dunham was like, he probably doesn't even want to fuck me.
He wouldn't even look my way.
And that was considered racist for some reason.
Oh, that's right.
But it was just factual.
Like, of course not.
Why is he racist at all?
He probably doesn't want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.
She's probably like too gross for him.
I gotta Google that.
He probably doesn't want to fuck, um, what's his name?
Tom Hardy's wife, Giselle Bunchen.
She just doesn't have enough of an ass for him.
He's like, no, thanks.
Wow.
That's true.
Um, so yeah, it could be that they're just, They're mad at handsome guys.
This theory doesn't feel very good either.
Why do women, why does Chelsea Peretti hate Brad so much?
That is my question.
Okay, so if we go with that theory, there's the ugly women, which a lot of them are, that are at these protests.
They look like they ought to not be anywhere else.
They're meant for this kind of stuff.
So the knives came out for Brad at the Indian thing because women were mad that Brad didn't find them attractive?
I would say so.
And then those are the, like, wouldn't you say that they have a little more time on their hands to be, you know, like, ugly guys are more creative and funny because we have to be.
Yeah.
We.
So, you know, the brads of the world, like you said, aren't writing and doing creative stuff because they're just, they're being chad somewhere.
And, um, Yeah, but why does that elicit so much hatred?
Well, the hot women follow suit because they're probably morally vacuous to some degree, and it's just easier to follow suit.
Wait a minute, if it was simple jealousy, then you'd see just as much vitriol directed at beautiful women.
But they don't really... I mean, they get a little bit of shit, but not really.
I think you're right.
Yeah, that's true.
I can't figure it out.
Sorry, guys.
I know you listen to... You know, you read a book, I remember Lesley Arfin, when she wrote Dear Diary, at the end of the book she goes, so what's the answer to it all?
I don't fucking know.
And me and the editor go, Lesley, you can't write a book and not have the answer at the end.
It can't be an interrogative.
Someone buys your book, they assume you did your homework, and you've got an answer.
So she worked like another few months, I think.
She came up with a theory about how you... It was a pretty good point.
She said, you need to make mistakes in life.
That's how you learn.
That was her takeaway from the book.
So she amended it?
She figured it out.
Nice, nice.
Unfortunately for you, I...
I've identified a problem, which is we have an irrational hatred for Brad, and we've seen this with Duke Lacrosse, we've seen this with UVA, we saw it with the Indians, and we saw it with the Halifax Five, we're seeing it with the NYC Nine, although Proud Boys tend to be more blue-collar.
But the hatred is very similar.
And it's completely irrational, and it's vitriolic, and it's violent, and it's confusing to me.
And I don't understand why.
Why is Brad the bad guy?
He's just a young man who plays rugby or football or something and chants basketball chants.
It's not going to affect your life.
Leave Brad alone.
He's not disrupting Indigenous ceremonies.
He's not dressing in blackface.
Jesus, it's just a kid who likes the president, as does about half the population.
So it's not a radical notion.
You're the radical one.
You're the freaks.
I think you could judge his actions based on what he could have done and what he actually did.
Like, no violence and anything, sure, whatever, but he could have stuck his tongue out, too, or rolled his eyes.
Yeah.
There was two different groups, very different groups, by the way.
In fact, I don't think you can find two more different groups than Indian activists and black Hebrew Israelites.
The only thing they have in common is they both hate Brad, as Ann Coulter would say.
Two different groups attacking them.
And they're at the prime, by the way.
So if you're ever going to, you know, be ready for a scrap, it's now at 18.
And They laughed off the first guys, yelling the N-word at their boy, their buddy.
And then the Indian with the drum in his face, I think before they realized it was an act of aggression, when it was just sort of like a foot away, they sang along and danced around, because it wasn't clear it was from a ceremony.
The ceremony was in a different place.
And maybe it wasn't two Indians, maybe it was a couple more, but it didn't appear to be a ceremony, just like the Halifax thing.
And then when they saw that, oh no, this is an aggressive thing, the drum is touching his face.
Yeah.
And he's yelling right in his face.
And the stick is going right past his face to hit the drum.
Right.
So he was trying to get the guy to shove him or something.
Trying to get some action there.
And when that became apparent, all the boys stopped jumping up and down and stopped chanting and just sort of had a, what?
I've never seen a drum attack before.
A musical instrument attack.
And nor have I, by the way.
Seems.
Pretty rare.
Might as well just get, well, I've seen trumpets in people's faces.
And those, what are those things called?
Those waz-a-zoos?
Trump, uh, voo-voo-zay-las.
Yeah.
Oh, good point.
Trumpets, that's, um, never mind.
Ooh.
No, I can't.
This is what happens when we do the podcast too long.
The jokes start getting worse and the conclusions cease to be and there's no good theories.
But you know what?
We've got time.
Uh, you know, I think next podcast we should have a better answer for, um, why everyone is so irrationally mad at Brad.
