Get Off My Lawn Podcast #101 | I hate "hate has no home here" signs
What do they even mean? You don’t allow Klansmen in your home? Yeah, I thought that was a given. You hate racism? So does 99.99999999% of the population. Why not put a “Rape has no home here” sign on your lawn while you’re at it. This sign does not mean what it says. It either means, “I’m a retard who makes redundant points” or “I believe that president Trump is racist and all his supporters are bigoted anti-Semites who hate blacks and gays and think women should be second class citizens.” You’d think someone that obsessed with justice would be at least a tiny bit concerned about radical Islam but they’re not. There’s even Arabic on the sign! “Hate has no home here” signs are a fuck you to half the country. It’s this kind of cunty behavior that is going to get Trump re-elected. Way to go, assholes.
There's so much I can say about these signs that I don't even know where to begin.
Let's just start with the literal translation.
What the fuck does that mean?
Hate has no home here.
There's no hate in your house.
First of all, it's not true.
There is.
You hate Trump.
You hate Republicans.
You hate conservatives.
You hate anyone who likes Trump.
So your house is full of hate.
It's bursting with hate.
But secondly, as far as what you're supposed to interpret from that, I guess it means like, I don't have like the Klan in my home.
I don't have racism in my house.
Yeah, that's redundant.
Especially in the suburbs.
Like, you're saying when you have kids around, because everyone in the suburbs has kids in their home, right?
So when you have kids around, you're not walking around the house yelling the N-word and playing like Johnny Rebel and Screwdriver.
But by the way, I'd like to take a side note.
I cannot believe there are several articles out there that claim I have a Screwdriver tattoo.
Screwdriver are a Nazi band, right?
I have tons of tattoos.
All of them are embarrassing.
Without exception, really.
I have a woman's symbol on my arm with an E on it for equality.
That's the worst one.
I also have a skull that's made from a bone from a woman who was killed in a sati fire.
So it's like another feminist.
I have several feminist tattoos.
I have the word tofu on my arm.
I was like a peace punk.
I was an anarchist.
I'm still an anarchist, really.
But one of them says, arm your desires in Urdu.
That's the...
Indian, East Indian language, Urdu, Hindu language.
It says, Army of Desires.
And then it has a gun and these hands, blue hands, right?
Like the Hindu God, holding lightning bolts.
And then it says power in Chinese.
I know it sounds fucking gay.
And I, I was 18.
I was pretty intense.
I have a, I have my entire back has a jellyfish with a skull on it eating Chunkai Shek and Fidel Castro.
With destruction, creative destruction written above it in Chinese.
Yes.
Stupid.
Gotcha.
I was singing in punk bands and assumed that would be my life.
I didn't know I'd be at a water park with my three kids looking like a circus freak.
But anyway, these nuts, these weirdo beta male journalists are obsessed with proving I'm racist.
Like, obsessed.
They could care less about Islam.
They're not interested in the Pulse shooting or the West Side Highway.
Everyone goes, what about Charlottesville?
Yes, terrible.
What about the West Side Highway?
No one ever says, what about the West Side Highway?
No one knows the names of those victims.
I was just on Proud Boy Magazine reading a great article.
I don't know who's writing for that, but he's talented.
Or she.
No, it has to be he.
And they're listing the names of the people who died.
I think it was about eight people who died on the West Side Highway.
No one ever talks about them.
Heather Heyer, that's a terrible catastrophe, obviously.
But it's not indicative of a pattern.
Jihad is indicative of a pattern.
We got dead bodies.
We got what?
How many people died in the Pulse shooting?
Like 89?
We got 89 dead bodies in Orlando.
But the Miami Times is obsessed with My hand, oh yeah, so the white power tattoo they're saying is, I have these blue hands holding a lightning bolt.
Apparently, there was a newsletter in the 80s that had a hand holding a lightning bolt.
Hands holding lightning bolts are all over the place.
It's like Zeus.
He used to throw lightning bolts down.
It tends to just mean, like, mighty or something.
Anyway, to get back to, hey, there's no home here.
Why don't you have a sign on your lawn that says rape has no home here?
It's equally absurd, is it not?
What's that you got pulled up?
Me wearing a screwdriver shirt?
Yeah, but also that tattoo.
And it says that that's...
Oh, that's that stalker, Devin Voshart.
Like these guys, Christopher Mateus, Devin Voshart, Will Sommer, Jared Holt, Vic Berger.
These guys are stalking me.
They're going through every sock in my dirty laundry trying to find a swastika.
It's downright bizarre.
And you think, okay, I understand you probably are autistic or you're a beta male who wants to make up for your lack of testosterone.
Can you not direct that to Islam?
Or what about, what about, um, uh, black racists?
Why does no one ever talk about that?
Like the Black Liberation Army, I think they're called.
What about gangs that, you know, when they flash, like the hand symbol means like a lot to them.
When you do that okay sign, that triggers them incredibly, but there'll be gang signs, like in music videos that are on MTV that you could just.
Yeah.
You know how many blacks are murdered a day?
By gangs?
About 20.
About 20 black men are murdered every fucking day.
Why doesn't anyone care about that statistic?
Or why doesn't anyone talk about prison?
And the fact that we have all of these fatherless children going through this prison industrial complex.
In a way, it's a form of, as this article said on Proud Boy Magazine, it's a form of white supremacy because you hold whites to a higher standard and you kind of ignore problems with blacks.
You ignore black murder because it's uncomfortable to you.
It's kind of racist at the end of the day.
These virtue signalers, these social justice warriors are racist.
Feels like they're saying, they don't know any better.
Exactly.
Let them get away with it.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Like blacks, blacks, I mean, they're, they're just going to kill each other, whatever.
You can't do anything about that.
But white people, now they're superior.
So they should be, they should be held to a higher standard.
I don't like that.
I think one of the problems might be I'm Canadian and, uh, we, I'm from Quebec and There, the debate is all language.
French versus English.
French versus English.
You go to a bar, it's the language laws.
All the separatism.
It's all anyone talks about.
Race never comes up.
So, in fact, we have rules in bars where we go, can we not talk about fucking language, please?
I'm sick of talking about French versus English and separatism.
By the way, a little side note.
You need to Google Masson Massé.
He is the head of the Quebec M-A-S-S-E.
He's the head of the... Oh, wait a minute.
Is it E-Y?
Yeah.
No?
Sorry.
E-Y.
No, no.
It's a dude with huge tits.
What?
Yeah.
Manon.
Maybe it's Manon.
Manon Massé.
Manon Massé.
Yeah, here we go.
Yeah, here he is.
M-A-N-O-N-M-A-S-S-E.
Oh yeah, this guy.
You gotta look him up.
I'm sorry to do this on an audio podcast.
It's not visual.
He is long, beautiful, white hair.
Fantastic gigantic tits and a tiny little white mustache.
You think Canadian politics is absurd?
You ain't seen nothing till you check out Quebec.
It is peak clown world.
Oh my god.
He has a little thing.
You know when you're 14 you grow your first mustache?
That's his, but white.
And then just huge double D's.
I don't even know what he fucks.
I don't know if he has a girlfriend or a boyfriend or how he fucks or if he has a penis or what is going on with that guy.
His gender, there's a new gender just for him it's called Paula Deen.
Paula Deen grew a dick.
I'm confused by all these sort of weird genders because Say you're gay, right?
I'm a gay.
I'm attracted to gorgeous hunks with pecs and stuff.
Actually, you know what I was thinking the other day?
If I was a woman, I don't think I'd be attracted to male models.
Because, hear me out.
Like, as a straight male, I'm not just, I'm not attracted, like, Ariana Grande, sure, she's pretty, whatever.
She looks like a child.
She looks like my daughter.
I'm attracted to, and maybe it's because I'm 48, a little bit of filth.
Like a zit on an ass, some, a lot of guys are very specific about nipples.
I like shitty nipples, like big areolas.
Like you were talking the other day about how some chick had gross areolas.
I like gross areolas.
I want sagging dugs.
I want a gunt.
Like, you know, they say smelling a woman's ass is a poor man's viagra.
I'm like a fucking pig, right?
And I want, if I was to get divorced, I would marry a woman similar to my age.
Like, I want laugh lines and wrinkles.
Leah Romini is a great example.
Although I think she's had some surgery recently that looks confusing.
But anyway.
Um, so I think if I was a chick, I would be kind of into like a gross dude.
Not like the fat guy from Borat.
You know him?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
But like a guy who was kind of fat and had a mustache and maybe was even balding.
Like, cause I'd want to be violated by a pig.
You know what I mean?
Cause you're not attracted, like you don't want perfect pecs and like a Brad Pitt guy.
Cause that's almost like a woman.
Yeah.
And you're not attracted to female characteristics.
So you don't want like smooth skin.
Like if I was, if I was, uh, if I was a chick, I wouldn't want a shaved chest.
I want a man.
I want a hairy chest.
I want, I want to be violated by a brute.
I would imagine.
I would imagine.
Like this guy.
Hypothetically.
No, that guy's ugly.
And don't bring up pictures when we're on an audio podcast.
Let me summarize it.
I think I would rather be fucked by Tony Soprano than Brad Pitt.
Yeah, he's just laying there, he's sweaty.
He could climb up to my chest.
Yeah, he fucks me in the strip club.
Oh yeah, absolutely.
And Badda Bing.
I wouldn't body after that.
They're just probably, you know, they're probably easier to get along with too.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I mean, men, the male mystique, like God made this very clear when he made the scrotum.
He said, I officially don't want you guys to be attractive.
Now you look at tits.
That's the period on that.
Look at boobies.
Even the worst boobies are pretty good.
Um, and then you look at a scrotum.
There's no such thing as a nice scrotum.
So God has already laid out this plan.
I'm just pursuing God's plan.
God's plan.
Anyway, I don't know how we got there.
But the hate has no home here.
Let's talk about what it really means.
It really means, it's actually quite symbolic of where we are as a country.
What it really means is white supremacy is on the rise and it's been emboldened by Trump.
This is their trope.
Uh, hate has no home here means that I recognize a growing pattern of hate in this country.
Racism, anti-semitism, bigotry, anti-trans, homophobia is growing here and it's because of Trump.
And I think a lot of them cite these FBI stats that it's up something like 15%, but that stat is fucked.
And it's based on hate crime hoaxes.
For example, they say anti-Semitism is on the rise.
A lot of that is based on this one Israeli teen with mental problems who Crank called a bunch of synagogues.
Hate crime hoaxes are on the rise.
Look at the fucking swastikas.
They're not drawn correctly.
There was one case in Brooklyn at a park where someone spray-painted these terrible swastikas, like just scribbles, and then it said, Go Trump beneath it.
And it was clearly a hoax.
And then the insanity began.
The peak clown world.
You know what they did?
They had a huge rally for peace.
Based on... Say it was a Nazi.
Some stupid teenager spray paints a swastika.
You have 500 people come together.
They had rabbis.
They had Muslim clerics.
The fucking Beastie Boys came out?
I'm not kidding!
500 people all showed up at this park where some dumb teenager, I'm convinced it's a hate crime hoax, but say it wasn't, some dumb teenager spray painted something on like a kid's park on a slide and they all come together and hold hands to fight back the racism.
It's a fucking mess!
What about Charlottesville?
Yeah, what about the West Side Highway?
One person died in Charlottesville.
Stop fucking obsessing over it.
Yes, it was terrible.
Six people die from spider bites every year.
I would wager that spiders are a bigger threat to America than Nazis.
Now, Islam, the numbers are kind of low of jihadists.
Like, there's some annoying Muslim activist who points out that more people get killed by furniture than Muslims.
The numbers are comparable, by the way, which isn't good because furniture is every fucking where.
In fact, I'm sitting on it right now.
I'm leaning on furniture and I'm sitting on furniture.
So that's like, it's like basically water.
And a lot of Americans die from water every year.
But to say that Islam is as much of a threat as water is a stretch.
But um, there's this trope that, uh, Actually, white supremacists are a bigger threat.
They're killing more people than Muslims.
And you go, I can sit on an armchair in my home and just mentally go through San Bernardino, the Pulse shooting, the West Side Highway.
They always started on September 12th, 2001, to avoid that pesky 3000.
And then there's other things like the beheading in Oklahoma.
That is just called workplace violence.
Or Fort Hood, where that guy shot his fellow soldiers.
That's workplace violence.
And then they take any redneck who shot his brother for fucking his wife.
That's seen as white supremacy.
Or they'll take a bomb threat, where we don't know if it was a hoax or not, and they'll call that white supremacy.
It's so fucking tedious.
So these signs, when you see them, they don't...
I don't think the people who put them up know what they mean.
In fact, I went into a store recently and I said it was a carpet store and they did my home's runners.
By the way, little side note, the fucking craftsmanship of these guys is just breathtaking.
I have a hundred year old home.
The hallways are not straight.
I have a sort of a hexagonal Carpet going through my hallways and up my stairs.
There's no consistency with the stairs.
There's gaps in them.
Some of them are in a slant.
The home is sinking into the sea.
And these guys managed to maintain the pattern of the hexagons up the stairs, down the hall.
Like, I sit and marvel at it.
This is a big problem with society, by the way.
We don't marvel enough.
Like, when we were skiing the other day in that chair at Okimo, Yeah.
Where the fucking orange thing comes down.
Do you know how many millions of years it would take us to synthesize that ourselves?
Yeah.
Like, build me a chairlift with a orange plastic dome covering it.
You know how many machines are involved in creating that fucking masterpiece that took us up a mountain?
And labs to make that perfect fiberglassy hood?
Dude, you gotta read Michelle Malkin's book, Who Built That?
She talks about the history of glass and how fucking insanely hard it is to make.
Glass is insane.
Do you know glass is a liquid?
That bugs me out, but I could dig into that.
You're glass right now.
In the studio is sinking like give it a thousand years and that will have like drip will be dripping Yeah, that's why when you see a house that's 200 years old The glass is all warbly because it's sinking.
It's falling.
Holy turkeys Oh, by the way, in your runner rug, remember I asked you if you just bought that, like, if you went into a store and just bought it?
Like, I asked you, is this a custom-made carpet?
You're like, yeah, dude.
They don't sell fucking a million variations of carpets.
Yeah, that was one of the dumbest things I've ever said.
But I was marveling.
No, they bring, they bring, we could do a whole show on carpeting.
They bring a sewing machine.
And they cut it there, and then they trim the edges.
These are like these two huge, tall Jamaican guys.
Wagwan.
Hey, I'm gonna stitch your carpet, you know, I got Babylon clothes, you know what I mean?
And they're just sitting there sewing, speaking Patois, where I can't understand one fucking word.
That's another documentary I'd love to do.
I'd love to do a documentary on Patois, Glaswegian, and Puerto Rican.
Because they're all so far from their origin, That they're unintelligible to people who are not part of that community.
Like if you're in Jamaica at a construction site, you have no fucking clue what they're saying.
Same with the bar in Glasgow.
And I'm told, I don't speak Spanish, but I'm told from my Mexican friends that Puerto Rican is no consonants.
It's just one big blob of vowels.
That's kind of correct.
Yeah.
And Spanish people only get, like, a third of what they're saying.
Like, in Glasgow, they're like, Hey, what are you doing?
I'm not gonna be there, I know ya!
See yous people, by the way.
Hanging is too good for yous.
That's see you people, by the way.
Hanging is too good for you.
I tried to watch that Nesbitt show.
It's like that Scottish show.
Rab C Nesbitt.
They're speaking English, but...
I mean, it's not English.
I can't.
I'm fascinated by it.
It's like listening.
It's like you know the language they're speaking, but you can't grasp it.
It's pretty rough.
Well, you know what?
I just, this just occurred to me right now.
There's some animosity in all of those cultures.
It's you saying, I don't want to be part of the bigger group.
And Glaswegians hate, they hate, they don't just hate the English.
They hate the Welsh and they hate Edinburgh.
They hate the other side of Scotland.
So they developed this accent as a fuck you.
And I would argue that Jamaicans resented the English occupation.
They only got, they only got independence in what was it?
60, 69?
Um, they developed their own language as a fuck you to the English.
And Puerto Ricans, Puerto Ricans in New York, they don't like New York.
New York-icans.
That's why the Puerto Rican Day Parade is such a big deal.
And I don't think they even get along with Puerto Ricans in Puerto Rico.
You go to Puerto Rico and they're not impressed by New York-icans.
Now, there might be some justification for that, because... Justification!
There might be some justification!
I thought you were gonna let that one go.
No.
I never let any-cations go.
Not even when I'm on vacation.
In the 50s, New York decided Puerto Ricans were using up too much welfare, and they gave them a financial incentive to be sterilized.
Whoa.
Yeah.
In the 50s?
Yeah.
Oh, whoa.
So they gave them like 12 grand to be sterilized because By the way, what you have to know about the 50s is it was right after World War II, and people were just fucking Nazis.
Like in New York, you know that movie about the triplets?
There was an adoption agency that would separate triplets, give them to different homes to test nature versus nurture.
So they'd give one triplet to a poor family, one triplet to a rich family, one triplet to a guy who's never around, and then they would analyze those kids throughout life and not tell them that they're fucking triplets.
Look up that movie.
It's a fascinating movie, but it's triplets, New York, adoption.
But yeah, whenever you hear about shit in the 50s, you got to understand it's right after the Holocaust and people are just fucking dark, evil human, like they're eugenicists.
Eugenics is normal back then.
What's it called?
Three Identical Strangers.
Yeah, Three Identical Strangers.
There it is.
Really fucking amazing movie.
Jesus Christ, it's shocking.
And it shows you just how dark people were in the 50s.
But yeah, in the 50s, they told Puerto Ricans, it is mathematically advantageous to provide Puerto Ricans with sterilization because they use up more than 12 grand in welfare over the course of their life and they will breed more, so let us provide them.
They're fucking robots.
So I'd understand if Puerto Ricans have some animosity towards the city and to any other different culture.
But yeah, isn't a, isn't a bizarre accent an indication that you don't like, you don't want to assimilate?
Like Quebecois.
If you speak French... That's how French people talk now.
I come from France and I come to Paris with my wife.
That's how French people talk now.
In Quebec, they go, "Well, you know the great thing with my blonde?
I found my Charles." It's a bizarre accent that's like 400 years old.
And you might find it in the country if you talk to a hundred year old person.
But it's very, very, it's sort of like the transatlantic accent where, um, uh, you had people going, hello, how are you sir?
Like a weird British American.
It's, it's almost like they've preserved that, but even older, like they call a car a char and it comes from a chariot.
It's an ancient language they've preserved.
And the Quebecois, and I'm not necessarily against this, by the way, the Quebecois resent Canada.
They call it ka-ka-Canada, like shit, shit-a-da.
And they've preserved their language and their culture.
And I think to do that, you need to have a sense of animosity towards the rest.
And I believe as a Westerner, I have animosity towards other cultures.
I'm xenophobic.
I don't like other cultures.
I don't like Russia.
I think it sucks.
And it's weird that that's called racist because this is what I was talking about the other day with my lawyer, just for fun.
When you think of the West, you think of basically America and Britain.
I know France and Germany, blah, blah.
What has fucking France ever done besides make some great pastries?
No one thinks of France.
They had a riot the other day.
Okay, their chicks are hot and they do anal.
All right, great, whatever.
No one is like, what's France's take?
Has anyone spoken to Macron, the fucking pedophile victim?
Has anyone talked to him about how he feels?
No one gives a shit.
People only care about America and Britain.
So when you say the West, you're thinking of those two countries, and of course all the others.
I would even include ABC in there, Argentina, Brazil, and Chile.
I'd include South America.
As far as like influence and power and who's part of it, you go American Britain.
Conversely, when you think of the East, you're really thinking of Russia and China.
So that's four groups, right?
Three of them are white.
One of them is Chinese.
So 75% of this group is white.
How is it racist to be a Western chauvinist?
Out of the group you hate, 50% of them are white.
It's not a racial thing.
It's a free market versus non-free market thing.
It's a liberty versus government thing.
And the East is pro-government and thinks that they can handle everyone's business.
And the West says, no, we'll handle our own business.
Thank you very much.
I would argue.
This podcast is not as funny as I hoped it would be.
I'm getting too serious.
Do a funny impression or something.
Ah, dude, it's like... Okay, that's fine.
I would argue that the West is closer to God, because God has built all these things in nature to correct us.
If you fuck your sister, you make a retard.
If you murder someone, you have nightmares every night.
So he has all these checks and balances built into our DNA.
So to say, I'm going to handle everything, is to literally play God.
So Putin, and whoever the fuck's running China these days, is playing God.
And that's why you end up with dead bodies everywhere.
Mao killed 80 million.
Stalin killed 30 million.
Way more than Hitler.
But here, we allow people to roam free because we know that God's checks and balances will even them out.
Someone rapes your sister, you kick the living shit out of them.
You don't have the government handling it.
Although, wait a minute, we do have the government handling it, and that's a terrible analogy, because you'd call the fucking police.
Yeah, I would call them.
I wouldn't call the police.
I'd call them after I beat the shit out of them.
I'd be like, there's a dead guy here, can you get that out of here?
Are they just dead guy removal people?
You know who has to remove dead bodies?
Who?
Cops.
Yeah, that is interesting.
Say someone jumps in front of a train.
Oh, really?
And their head pops off.
Is that the sanitation department or something?
No!
Fucking cops!
And here's the thing, so a cop will make a joke, like he'll pick up a head and he'll go, it really does feel like a bowling ball!
Right?
Yeah.
Political correctness is chastising cops for jokes like that.
And, but that's their pressure release and their suicide rates.
I don't have any hard data on this, but just from the cops, I know that they all tell me that suicide is on the rise.
And I believe it's because they're being censored.
They're being.
They're being, um, uh, stifled.
And when you don't give a cop a release, they go fucking crazy.
They deal with dead... You know, I know cops who... Some guy killed himself on the subway.
It was in the winter.
His dead body froze to the tracks.
You know how they got him out?
A fucking power saw.
Like, you know when someone locks their bike and then they abandon it?
Yeah.
And they have to cut the lock?
Oh my god.
That same little handheld...
Yeah.
that you take a cast off with, he was sawing him off the fucking tracks.
That is not what they signed up for.
You need to let those guys tell dirty jokes.
Yeah, I don't think people that are pro-censorship, like the progressives, they don't take laughter seriously.
Well, they also don't pick up dead bodies.
That's the other thing about hate has no home here.
You've never experienced hate.
Like, I used to fight Nazi skinheads.
They beat the shit out of me in the 80s.
I've been around hate.
I've experienced conflict.
These people have experienced no conflict.
You know what they do in my fucking neighborhood?
In Westchester, they have Earth Day.
And this is a perfect example of what's wrong with lefties in the suburbs.
First of all, they moved there because of white flight and they wanted to be away from the ghetto and around nice schools.
So you have a racist existence, basically.
You know, the less blacks in a neighborhood in America, the more they cherish them.
They treat black people in the suburbs, in the rich suburbs, they treat them like pets.
Like they're so excited and they cherish them in a really sort of patronizing way.
It's not pretty.
It's not egalitarian.
So they have this Earth Day at a park in Westchester and the taxes are so insane up there.
Some guys pay a hundred grand property and education.
So the parks are overstaffed to the hilt.
They all have fucking, basically Lamborghinis, the park workers.
They have these, all have trucks.
There's like four trucks for a tiny park.
And there's garbages everywhere and they all have their little fucking vests.
And I'm not demeaning them.
God bless their cotton socks.
You got an awesome gig, dude.
Being a cop in a small town in the suburbs of New York is awesome.
All you have to do is prosecute people who do illegal U-turns.
I'm not disparaging small town cops.
In fact, one thing that no one mentions about small town cops is if there's a fucking major shootout, you're on your own.
If there's a shootout in Manhattan, There's a thousand cops that run to your aid.
No one's coming out to you if you're in a rich suburb.
Now, there's not a lot of shootouts, obviously, but if there is, you're fucked.
Anyway, so they have this Earth Day, and they go to Home Depot, they buy like four boxes of contractor bags, which is already bad for the environment, right?
You're facilitating all this extra plastic.
And they buy rakes?
Like, it's ten rakes.
So you're just buying garbage.
You don't want this shit.
And everyone comes together and they go to clean up the park.
Now, say there's garbage everywhere in the park, which there obviously is not.
Even in the hood, you don't have garbage all over the park.
But say there was.
That's not really bad for the environment.
Right.
People don't understand that.
It's sitting there.
I always say that to environmentalists.
I say, if I was to take a dishwasher, And on my canoe, go to the middle of the lake and push it into the lake.
Is that bad?
That's murder.
And they go, yeah, it'll take forever to break down.
So?
It came from the earth.
It's steel and plastic.
That's where we got the steel and plastic from in the first place.
Fish will make it a home.
It's not a big deal.
Now, if you do a thousand dishwashers and the lake's gone, that's another story.
But people think littering is bad for the environment.
No, it's ugly.
It's unsightly.
It's not damaging.
Anyway.
So they go around picking up garbage at a park and there's like 50 people with contractor bags and rakes.
There's literally zero garbage.
Zero!
And it's the same as hate has no home here.
There's no fucking hate!
There's no Klansmen galloping up and down the fucking street!
And Trump is not racist, and Trump is not anti-semitic, and anti-semitism is not on the rise!
It's not a pattern!
Trump has not emboldened racists!
Racism is very weird!
And if it was normal, then someone would say, Hi, I'm a white supremacist, and someone else would go, Oh yeah, I've heard of you guys, you're like half the country?
It would be like being an albino.
Not even an albino.
It would be like being a brunette.
It would be like having freckles.
People go, oh, he has freckles.
Oh, he's a Nazi.
Yeah, I'd heard about those guys.
Your life is over.
Look at how much I've been deplatformed based on the rumor that I might be a racist.
So clearly it's not normalized.
Clearly it's listed in the general ethos as equal to pedophilia.
Jerry Sandusky and David Duke have the same lifestyle.
Richard Spencer is seen as Jerry Sandusky.
He cannot use social media.
He actually is still on Twitter for some weird reason, but he can't monetize anything.
I'm not defending Richard Spencer, but He has the same politics as Professor Griff or Louis Farrakhan or the Black Liberation Army or a million different very, very esoteric groups.
This is what people don't understand about fascism.
It's very parochial.
Yes, there are racists in Spain.
The racists in Spain hate Germans and French white people.
They like the Spanish.
In fact, they hate other Spaniards.
What are those separatists in Spain called again?
Let me see.
I want to say Balkans or something.
But fascism involves your unique culture.
Very limited to you.
What are they called?
I haven't found it yet.
Spanish separatists.
Anyway.
Now that's going to bug me.
This is one of the worst parts of being old.
Catalan.
Catalan.
And Basque.
And Basque.
The two things that suck about being old is you can never remember what the fuck you're talking about.
And then you get stuck in a rut.
Like you'll be trying to remember Charlton Heston.
You'll be like, what's the guy?
Planet of the Apes?
Kind of growly voice.
He's got gorgeous feet in Ben-Hur.
What's his name?
And then you can't let it go.
And then you just sit there going, what the fuck is his name?
That's annoying.
And then no one tells you this about being old.
You have to read with reading glasses.
You can't read after like 38.
No one told me that.
So my mom had a great piece of advice.
She goes, go online, buy like 50 pairs of reading glasses, and just scatter them around your house.
Because you're always going to be looking for reading glasses.
I'm sorry, what was the feet thing?
Um, this is gay.
This is literally gay.
I had a hint of that when you said it the first time.
Yeah, it's a homosexual thing, I believe.
I have homosexual tendencies.
He has nice feet.
In Ben-Hur, he's on a raft, and I couldn't help but notice he has gorgeous feet.
Oh, so this isn't like a thing, this is... No, this is just me.
The bones, you know those long bones that go to your toes?
Those are well-defined.
You know it's possible that some of these Hollywood types are just better.
Like maybe Ronald Reagan was a good president because he's just a superior human being.
Like he just has better genetics.
Sometimes when I'm hanging out with celebrities I think, maybe you're just better.
Like, Sean Lennon, he comes from a long line of samurais.
Wow.
His mother's family were samurais.
And I've hung out with him a couple of times, and sometimes I think, maybe you're just a superior human being.
Or like, Jimmy Kimmel, he drives me insane with his fucking politics, obviously.
But could you do that?
Like, could you have a talk show like that?
No, he's pretty smooth.
I think it's a very unique talent.
Jimmy Kimmel might be superior.
He's got nice hair and nice teeth and shiny eyes.
Maybe he's a better guy.
Maybe his shit is better.
It's like perfect little brown cylinders that just come out.
But I don't think it's gay, by the way, because... Oh, you're looking at it now?
That's a feminine foot.
I think we equate femininity like... Well, then I shouldn't like it.
I shouldn't like a man having feminine traits.
Well, that's just the thing.
If you could lose the rest of them, then that's not gay at all.
Give my wife a foot transplant.
Actually, he doesn't need them anymore.
Oh, they're probably... I waited a little too long.
They're green now.
Yeah, shit.
You really gotta get them within the hour.
I should have said that when he died.
I should have said, so what's going on with his feet?
Is anyone taking those?
I'm sorry, what sir?
I would like to put them on my wife or me, if that's possible.
Can you ask the hospital for a transplant when you don't really need it?
I want a heart transplant, like right now, just because I'm an alcoholic and my heart's a piece of shit.
You know what I would kill for, literally?
An anus transplant.
Oh, I know.
My ass.
I've never had gay sex.
I may have had one butt plug up there once or some girl with a finger like once.
It is.
I have the anus of an 80-year-old gay man, and when I walk through the West Village, I tip my hat to them because we're peers.
I don't know what happened.
I guess it's boozing, but like, I need to do a bidet if I'm going to the bathroom because it'll bleed.
It's always itchy.
I always have track marks.
What do they call them?
Skid lines?
Skid marks on my underwear.
I don't know what the fuck.
Remember you told me that when you wipe That you're just kind of like erasing your entire body from the back?
Like if I keep going I won't exist anymore.
Sometimes I'll be wiping my ass and I'll just go, it's always brown on the toilet paper, and I'll just go, you know what?
I gotta get on with my life.
I gotta get back to work.
I'm not gonna sit here all day until my ass bleeds from wiping.
I'm just gonna put a man pond in, like a folded tissue, and just walk around with that because this isn't working.
You have to cauterize your asshole every time you take a shit.
If I'm on vacation, and I'm away from my bidet, I'm fucked.
Like, I have to basically give myself an enema.
And by the way, go to Biffy.com.
B-I-F-F-Y.com.
Not you, Ryan, but in general.
And buy these.
They're 80 bucks, and they connect to your tank, and they blast, literally blast the shit out of your ass.
Oh, is that what that is?
And if you relax perfectly, it goes right up your ass.
You have an enema.
And that's the only way I can go shit now.
I have to have a full enema ass blast or my underwear is ruined and I'm a wreck.
And I don't know how we got here.
I don't have an anal sex history.
Why is my asshole such a wreck?
But, but speaking of.
If you don't use it, you lose it.
I, if a 13 year old dies in a car accident, that's obviously horrible.
But if no one's using that, can I get it?
Maybe go with 17 or 18.
I don't know, where do you cut though?
It's not a finger.
Like there's no, where do you, what is an asshole?
We could do it.
Besides me.
It's, it's, uh, you would play the lining and then they would distend, you know, like in the, the prolapse, you'd cut that.
It's inexorably linked to your entire body.
Like the muscles that clench your anus, they start in your head.
Like there's, there's no way, there's no such thing as an asshole really.
Wow, that's deep.
Yeah, there's no such thing.
I say there's no such thing as a racist, and there's no hate around, but there's also no such thing as an asshole.
Yeah, an asshole is like... You cannot do an anal transplant.
An asshole isn't stuff, it's lack of stuff.
Exactly.
You know, it's defined by the... Yeah, like, clench your anus right now.
You're using, like, a lot of shit.
It actually hurts my tailbone.
Yeah, that's probably involved.
There's no such thing as an anal transplant.
I think we're just a huge vessel for our assholes.
You know, I love talking to doctors about gross shit, and they're never really into it.
Doctors are not fun, by the way.
My favorite thing to say to doctors is, what if someone cut off their eyelid with scissors?
What the fuck do you do there?
Because the eye still works.
But it's going to dry out.
So do you put a wet pad on it?
And they never give me a good answer.
And also... You asked that more than once?
Oh, a million times.
You, you, you can replace skin, like on a hip, say you get a burn, but that skin of an eyelid does shit.
So how do you, you, it's got muscles in it.
You can't replace that.
You can't use anal tissue.
So yeah, I guess you got to give up on the eye?
And you can't, even if you have a spare eyelid, can you fucking stitch it together good?
Yeah, how the fuck?
Because it's not just the skin, right?
There's muscles.
It feels like it's like its own creature.
God damn it.
Can you imagine how hard it is to do an eyelid transplant?
Holy shit.
That's a bummer.
You'd have to shrink your body to be one inch tall.
Oh yeah, I see.
And with a giant, you got the giant needle now, and you're stitching, because you gotta stitch the muscle tissue, which you just hope God can fix on his own.
Right, right.
Like John Bobbitt, they fucking found his dick in a park by the side of the road, and then some guy stitched it back on.
What did he stitch back on?
Isn't there like a million veins in a cock?
Yeah, I guess that just does grow back, maybe.
I guess God, like, corrects your mistakes.
You sew the main veins, and then God's like, I'll handle all the capillaries.
That main vein thing.
Yeah.
The urethra.
That can't work.
I'd start with the urethra.
I'd sew the urethra.
I was joking with Anthony Kumi the other day, and I said, I didn't realize that that fucking bitch, Lorena Bobbitt, got 45 days in a mental institution for chopping off a man's cock.
And he goes, what was the charge?
Littering?
And it took me 24 hours to get his joke because she chopped the top of his dick off.
She took it with her.
She got in a car and then she threw it out the car window.
And these awesome cops, God bless their cotton socks, found the dick, put it on ice, went to the hospital.
And then I believe it was nine hours of operating and they sewed, I'm going to say the urethra and like five of the top veins.
And then the capillaries... I don't fucking know.
Do they find each other?
I hope nothing ever happens to my dick.
Good or bad.
I hope my dick... Call me old-fashioned.
I hope my dick never gets chopped off.
One time I was with a heart surgeon, and my uncle-in-law does transplants, and he told me how to do them.
And he's like, it's not that hard.
There's a machine that opens up your ribs.
You don't have to break the ribs anymore.
That's cool.
And then it's only four ventricles, four big pieces of penne pasta.
And you hook their femur up, their femoral artery, to a machine, and it does the blood pumping.
So you have three hours to do this.
So the machine is doing the heart pumping, right?
You cut out the heart, put in a new one, sew up the four pennes, and you're good.
So I met a heart surgeon at some conservative, like, luncheon thing.
And I said, uh, let's cut the shit.
It's not that fucking hard.
And I said what I just said.
And he shows me a picture on his phone of a fucking open heart surgery.
And he goes, OK.
He goes, what's my next step?
What should I do here?
I just see blood.
Like you can't even see.
It's just like fucking gore.
And he's like, what should I do now?
And I'm like, I don't know.
Are all the pennies sewed together yet?
Uh, I have no fucking clue, dude.
Your job is hard.
Wow.
It kind of goes back to this whole point of reverence.
Like, we don't marvel anymore.
We should fucking blow doctors.
If you see a surgeon on the street, you should drop to your knees and start blowing him, even if you're not gay.
You know those things that build ocean liners?
Have you ever seen this?
It's like, there's these sped up videos of the building of an ocean liner.
And the machines that do it, like layer by layer, or a cruise ship or something.
The guy, you should blow the guy who made that.
Gay, straight, I don't care.
Not if you're a kid.
All adults, all adults.
After the age of 18, you should blow Surgeon.
Cops, people who build ocean liners, people who build chairlifts.
That's a large team, dude.
Blow them all.
You should walk around with knee pads.
Part of your routine, like, oh, I gotta go get the morning paper.
I'll put on my slippers and my knee pads in case a surgeon walks by.
Now that sounds insane, but I think the way to balance that out is if you haven't... If you haven't blown a guy that... If you can't find your nearest construction worker who builds ocean liners, you blow somebody who's blown at least five of them.
So that way you keep the... You know what I mean?
What's that called?
Pay it forward?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And by the way, that goes for female brain surgeons and female engineers.
You should eat them out.
Yeah, agreed.
Here's the good news.
They don't want you to, so you should offer.
So when you go up to a female brain surgeon and go, by the way, I appreciate what you do.
You saved a lot of lives.
Happy to eat you out.
And they'll say, no, thank you.
And he's like, okay, well, I'm here if you need me.
Yeah, you should insist once, because I think they're being nice.
Yeah, there should be, like, hate has no home here.
There should be a little, you know how you have that AIDS ribbon that you put on your lapel?
Yeah.
There should be an oral sex ribbon.
I got mine already.
That you put.
It just has, like, a drop of jizz.
It's like, what you do is you take Elmer's glue and you just put a blob of it on your lapel.
That's a good idea.
And what it means is women and men, but mostly men, let's cut the shit.
Who, you know, help create society and save lives.
We're happy to blow you.
This happened, by the way, I thought this was really uncool.
After September 11th in New York, firemen, I'm not a fan of the FDNY, by the way.
It's sort of like Army and Navy, like you have to choose sides.
I'm a cop guy.
I'm not a fireman guy.
One group gets paid to sleep.
The other gets paid to risk their lives every day.
Yeah, but what about fires?
Yeah, I've lived in New York for 20 years.
I've seen two fires.
There's a murder a day, however, in East New York.
So one group's busier than the other.
But anyway, there was firemen.
Let's take a moment to shit on firemen.
There was firemen who were wearing their fucking They're sort of, not just their uniforms, but their like fancy uniforms.
Yeah, their class A's or whatever.
Yeah, with the suit and the lapels and the fucking hat.
And they were going to bars on Avenue A and getting made out with.
Because women would just come up to them and just start French kissing them everywhere they went.
And of course, fireman's first thought when that's going on is, let me get some of that.
You didn't see cops doing that.
You didn't see cops going to bars.
And I'm thinking of a specific bar on a, what was it called?
I think it was called a bar across from Manitoba's.
Is that what it's called?
Or maybe it's called Avenue A. Um, just walk around getting Frenched.
Like 3,000 people died and you're like, can I get some French in under that?
By the way, another thing about the FDNY that is rarely talked about, you can look this up.
They fucking robbed a Rolex store in world trade.
Oh, like during the... Yes, dude.
Before it collapsed.
They were down there.
Now we all want a Rolex.
Every man thinks about a Rolex every two days.
It's about a week from me, but yeah, I do think.
Really?
Yeah, because this clock doesn't stop.
It doesn't tick.
And that's the thing about the Rolexes, too.
They're just constant.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I thought about a Rolex today on the way here, and it's the stupidest purchase you could ever buy.
$26,000 for a fucking watch, but it's guaranteed for life.
You can give it to your son, and it's only a matter of time before I fucking buy one.
A $26,000 boat, by the way, is awesome.
Really?
Yeah.
You can cook in it.
It'll be used.
You can cook in it.
You can sleep in it.
It's a really cool boat that your family would enjoy.
You'd go to see Mets games on it.
You could fucking go to Atlantic City in it.
Yeah.
It's a really cool thing to buy for your family.
You can go water skiing.
A fucking watch is the stupidest way to spend $26,000, but I just cannot stop thinking about it.
Yeah.
My dad said that about a Jaguar car, and I bought him one, and he totaled it.
Oh, did he?
Yeah.
He's a fucking blind, deaf, drunk.
Fuck, last time he was here he was like, sorry?
Sorry?
Every single thing I say, hey dad, is that the New York Post?
Sorry?
Get a fucking hearing aid, old man.
I'll pay for it.
You cannot hear.
100% of the time you say, sorry?
Sorry?
Wait, about in defense of firefighters, at least near me, I don't know about FDNY, because there's not a lot of car wrecks, but like deer, they step out and they fuck you up, or you try to avoid the deer, and there's a lot of car crashes upstate, and ones that end up being fatal, like a lot of people I know from- Yeah, why the fuck is it illegal to kill every deer you want to kill?
That's a great point.
They're just elegant rats.
It's a stupid law that goes back to the 1950s, back when everyone was evil, and their fear was that deer will be the primary source of meat and they'll become extinct.
That makes sense.
But meat is cheap.
We don't need that no more.
You know how many of my wife's Indian relatives have been to fucking jail?
For killing deer?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Every single one of her uncles has done jail time for killing deer and they were killing deer to fucking eat them because they were hungry and they were poor.
Yeah, you only get four or something like that?
It's pathetic.
I knew a guy upstate who went to jail for like two weeks for shooting a deer from his car.
Deer kill people.
They ruin your garden.
You can't fucking plant an apple tree without covering it.
A hundred percent with screens because this fucking deer will eat them.
They are a absolute nightmare.
And by the way, a deer will kick the living shit out of you.
Really?
Oh yeah.
I knew a guy, okay, I'm not going to lie.
I read a story about a guy who wanted to domesticate a deer.
So he, they would come to his pig's trough and eat his pig feed.
So he last sued one.
He had a rope there.
He got it around his neck and he tied it to the trough.
And the deer went ballistic and started wrecking the whole trough and everything about it.
So he went, oh shit, I'm in over my head here.
So he's trying to cut the cord.
He finally cut the rope.
The deer has a noose around its neck now, but it's not suffocating anymore and it's free, right?
Um, he's, the deer starts attacking him and he's running back to his house.
The deer is, God, it's hooves in his back going like going up on two legs.
Wow.
And biting him, biting him on the back and kicking the shit out of him.
He said he was in bed for three days.
Oh my God.
In severe pain.
Those hooves are no fucking joke too.
I mean, and they're fast.
No, they want, they want revenge.
Yeah!
Oh there you go!
Yeah!
Look at that!
They will kick, look there he is kicking him out!
They don't give up!
It seems like he's not dropping it.
It's not like that's a defensive measure then he runs away.
It's like they want to keep going with this fight.
I was reading about the origin of men's clubs because of Proud Boy stuff and there was like the Elks Lodge and the Moose and the Freemasons and all Knights of Columbus and The moose, they were saying, we chose the moose because it's the most American animal and it's big and strong, but it keeps to itself and it won't hurt anyone.
It doesn't use its power, you know, for bad.
And I'm reading it going, that is fucking horse shit.
A moose is a son of a bitch.
During mating season, they will eviscerate a man.
A moose is bad news when he's horny.
And a moose will kick the living shit out of another moose.
They will beat up men.
They will kill people.
They're not nice.
It's not a painting.
And that's not an exception to the rule?
Like a feral fucking rabbit?
It's very rare that a moose will hurt someone.
But that's not for want of trying.
Yeah, maybe you're right.
We don't know.
No, we do know.
Anyway.
The firemen.
So anytime there's an accident that's not like a crime or something like that, the firemen are the ones that respond first.
And they probably do a lot of the cleanup shit, too.
They see a lot of dead people.
You know, like heads on the road and stuff like that.
I've heard a lot of like local volunteer firemen near me even.
Yes.
And in their defense, you know, they go there for like a cat caught in a tree and, you know, other emergencies, first response stuff.
But look, if someone's choking on a chicken bone, send someone in a Honda Civic who can do CPR.
You don't need a truck A firetruck.
Two firetrucks and 15 guys.
And that siren.
I heard it every day when I lived in the city.
And what it means is we're needed.
You need us.
You need these taxes.
And they get the same pensions as cops.
They're making 100 grand a year from 40 to 80.
For what?
Having a barbecue and sleeping?
Now, another thing about firemen you gotta understand is about 70% of firemen, you know, around America are volunteer.
It's only in the city that they have to pay.
Oh, I see.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But eventually, you know, they just become so expensive that the city goes bankrupt and they have to privatize.
Anyway, this has been kind of a wandering podcast.
I wanted to focus on Hate Has No Home here and what a stupid... it's not even virtue signaling.
It doesn't mean I hate hate, because you don't.
What it means is I hate Trump.
And more importantly, it means Trump supporters, Republicans, conservatives, even libertarians, basically anyone who doesn't follow 100% of the crazy liberal tropes that change every day, and it's a new gender and a new bathroom.
If you don't support all that shit, Then I hate you.
That's really what it means.
Did I already tell this story?
I went into a store.
Yeah, the carpet store.
Did I finish that story?
No.
I don't think I did.
I went off on a tangent about carpets.
So I go into the carpet store and I go, Hi, I'm, I guess you'd say Republican.
And, um, Your sign is a DNC sign.
So it's sort of like if you're a Mets fan and it says, it's a big Yankees logo, it sort of says Mets fans aren't wanted here.
Like am I, can I do business here?
Are you saying we don't do business?
And they go, we're Republican.
We voted for Trump.
And I go, okay, well you have a DNC sign in your window.
They don't even know?
They didn't even know.
And the woman, it's always women, she goes, I just thought it was a nice gesture.
And I go, well, it actually means a lot more than just, hate has no home here.
It's basically saying we want Trump out.
And she goes, and she took it down.
I didn't tell her to take it down.
Right.
But.
You see this one?
This is brand new.
Hate has no business here?
Yeah.
The fuck does that mean?
I don't know if it's brand new.
You don't want the Klan, you don't want the Ku Klux Klan shopping at your store.
Okay.
They've, they've never been to your store.
They will never go to you.
There's, how many Klan members are there?
I think there's like, I think registered- look that up.
How many registered Klan members are there?
And why are you in the suburbs of New York saying, I don't want any Klansmen in my house?
It's the stupidest fucking thing ever!
It's like saying I don't want any rapists at my house.
Got it!
That's crystal clear.
We already know that.
What you're saying when you put that sign up is that you think hate is big.
You think there's a pattern of hate.
You think hate is on the rise.
And that's not true.
It's so easy to disprove.
Go to a dinner party.
Tell everyone there that you're a Nazi.
That you hate Jews and you want blacks to go back to Africa.
The entire dinner party will gasp and they'll drop their fucking forks.
I did that.
Oh, actually the Post.
I'm sorry.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Oh the New York Post.
This is a February of 2018 says KKK chapters are dwindling and according to the definition of hate group other hate groups are on the rise.
So yeah.
Defined by the S.P.L.C.
and the S.P.L.C.
says anyone who's Catholic or is against gay adoption or gay marriage or is an ex-Muslim who thinks that Islam is going a little far, that's on the hate group.
Another thing S.P.L.C.
does too is say there's some crazy group like a fucking white nationalist whatever party and they have 15 headquarters.
That could be one guy by the way in his basement.
So they put that on the hate map.
Or family, like three families tops or something, you know, just... Yeah, they have every division of that group, like every location.
So it's almost like every member really becomes a pin on their fucking hate map.
Yeah, it says, uh, from 2016... Yeah, they fell from 130 groups to 72 last year.
And then despite... And a group is probably three.
Oh yeah, that could be kind of this group, yeah.
And it counted a total of 954 active hate groups in 2017.
Like, Jesus Christ.
But just do the math in your own head.
Like, work it out yourself.
There's a racist.
He hates blacks.
Okay, so he's at a bar.
I've said this a million times, but he's at a bar and a black guy sitting next to this alleged Archie Bunker white nationalist racist piece of shit, right?
The black guy likes the Mets.
He doesn't understand why anyone would have a sandwich where the bread wasn't toasted.
Because it's soggy.
You want some crunch in there.
And, uh, he hates that, um...
Women are in action movies.
The black guy, by the way, feels all of this.
You think the white guy is going to deny himself an interesting conversation at a bar because of race?
People are too selfish.
And it's the same with businesses.
Companies are too selfish.
They want to make a profit.
If there's an accountant who's going to save the money and he's black, they're going to go, come on down, dude.
I'm not going to say, no, thank you.
I don't like Negroes.
And deny the company someone who's going to help them?
People aren't like that.
Fuck!
It's simple math.
And here's an interesting anecdote about fascism and how parochial it is and how Spanish fascists are just going to stick to Spain.
There's no risk of Spanish Catalans, fascists, taking over America, Germany, France, becoming a plague.
They're too local.
When Churchill decided to engage in World War II and fight Hitler, the head of the English fascist party, they had a fascist party.
He said, fuck Hitler.
We're with you, Churchill.
So Hitler's a fascist.
There's a head of the English fascist party.
Churchill declares war.
What does the guy do?
He sides with his country over fascism.
Which is why Pat Buchanan says we shouldn't have gotten involved in World War II.
We should have let Hitler and Stalin duke it out and they both would lose and then we'd have no fascism and no communism.
I think it's a very interesting theory and it's well told in the book The Unnecessary War.
Anyway.
We are in a crazy time in America.
We have split into two.
One side thinks the other side are Nazis and they're going to start World War III.
The Nazi side thinks that this side is retarded.
The side who said that.
I'm quoting Proud Boy Magazine right now, which is a good compendium of myths.
That's unique.
I mean, we had this in Vietnam, where you were either a commie who hated the war in Vietnam, and by the way, you were right, or you were a patriot who wanted to wipe out communism, and by the way, you were right.
That was a major split in America in the 70s.
I think we're back there.
Thanksgiving is not friendly anymore.
Christmas, people are deciding not to go.
There's guests being replaced.
Alan Dershowitz isn't invited to his dinners at Martha's Vineyard, and all they do at those dinners is talk about Alan Dershowitz and how he became such an evil Nazi.
I don't know if it's reparable.
I honestly don't because it's so predicated on myths.
This idea that hate is this looming force that's about to take over the country.
There's going to be more synagogue shootings?
Slavery's going to come back?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Slavery's back in Libya.
Islam is doing great with slavery.
Why don't you give a shit about that?
Why always Charlottesville?
Why never West Side Highway?
I don't understand why you're Bigfoot chasing with your Nazi glasses when there's a looming threat right there.
It's not a very dangerous threat, by the way.
It's still well below furniture.
But if, you know, England and Germany and Europe is any indication, it could get worse.
I just, I'm genuinely baffled by this obsession with finding Nazis in your soup.
It's just downright fucking bizarre.
And it's the future of this country.
It's definitely going to go past the 2020 election.
It's going to go into the next president.
If Trump wins, it's not going to stop until he's not in office.
And if Elizabeth Warren, Pocahontas wins, it still won't stop.
I don't see it coming back.
And the crazy part is, it's based on a fucking myth.
We are living in Salem, and all we talk about is witches.
And I'm deemed a witch.
I have no platforms but this and YouTube for now, although I can't monetize it, but I've been declared a witch.
And that would be fine if any of it was true.
Like if you said Gavin McInnes is a sexist because he thinks women would be happier at home, that's cool.
I'd love to fight that fight.
Or if you said he's a transphobe because he thinks that there's only two genders and most trans people are just mentally ill gays, that's actually a thing I believe.
That would be great.
But that doesn't sell newspapers.
So they've got to do the anti-Semitic Nazi fucking racist bigot shit.
And when you base your philosophy on 50% of the country being racist.
And they're not, you've got to create racist out of thin air.
And that's where we are.
And that's what hate has no home here means.
It means I create racist out of thin air.
And if you have that sign on your lawn, you're a fucking retard.
And if you have it in your store, you are stupid and bad at business.
Thanks for tuning in.
I'm going to start doing these a lot more until my platform is denied, which will probably be a matter of weeks.
And I've got some big announcements coming up with litigation and litigation and a new show.
I was talking to, I've been talking to a lot of rich people about a lot of big projects and I will keep you posted here.
Anyway, I like you more than a friend and I'll see you probably Monday, maybe Monday.
Yeah, I'll see you Monday.
What?
What about Get Off My Lawn?
That's not a show anymore, dude.
We got fired.
Oh, we'll call this podcast.
What do you want to say?
Why are you whispering?
You have a microphone next to your fucking face.
It's been so long.
I thought that you ended the show with Get Off My Lawn.
