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Nov. 27, 2018 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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Ep 211 | Death by Selfie | Get Off My Lawn
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There's things I haven't told you, I go out like that night.
And if I was to tell you, you'd see my different side.
There's things I haven't told you, I go about like that night.
I'm from New York.
Get off my lawn with Gavin McInnes.
Hello, children.
That was the audio bullies, and that song is, I think it's a swear word, right?
What's the song called?
We don't care.
The chorus contains a swear word.
I apologize for that.
No swears here at CRTV.
It's funny that I'm under so much scrutiny right now for being a hate speaker and saying such horrible things.
And I do a show where I cannot swear.
They go, can you dial it in a little bit?
How could I dial it in more than this show?
This is a family show.
It could not be cleaner.
You know, and the other funny thing about what I say is it gets taken out of context and then put on a pulpit where there's some 1950s preacher with his sort of bangs bouncing in his face pounding the pulpit saying, these goddamn Mexicans are ruining Mexico.
When the real context for that was we were talking about America ruining Mexico and their foreign policy ruining Mexico.
And I said, it's not America's fault that Mexico's having trouble.
Mexico, Mexicans ruin Mexico.
That's their problem.
I brought two papers.
I brought yesterday's paper because this story is still big.
And today's paper is particularly dull.
Putin is seizing Ukraine.
Okay.
I don't care about the world.
When I say I'm a Western chauvinist, that means I don't care about the East at all.
You know, yesterday when we were talking about...
Oh, yeah.
Where we're talking about the...
Good work.
That island, the Sentinelese place.
And I said, yeah, it's between India and that other place.
And you're like, yeah, Thailand or something.
I was like, I thought you would have known that.
But you equally.
Nice framing, by the way.
It's awesome seeing the back of your head.
You should just, I don't care if it's boring for the viewers, but you've got to reframe yourself before we do this show.
We're not starting again.
There we go.
Just make yourself better.
Be better.
Be better.
Do you know what that's from?
Michelle Obama?
Be better.
That's Michelle Obama and Oprah on Father's Day telling us that we're not doing a great job.
Meanwhile, Oprah's father created a situation wherein she was raped.
He disappeared and was not around and she was summarily raped.
So maybe he should be better.
And Michelle Obama's father is one of the greatest dads of all time, severely handicapped man in the south side of Chicago, walked with those intense crutches, super gimp crutches with the things.
That guy walked to work every day at the, I think he worked in the subway, made sure Michelle had a normal name and was well educated and all that stuff.
So that should have been their focus for that story.
But no, it's about me.
Michelle Obama said her whole speech on that day was about how if you're in a room and you're surrounding with men who look like you, it was an attack on white males, you've got to fix that.
You've got to be better.
And then her pieces are.
Be better, be better.
Be better.
Be better.
They say it a lot.
Yeah, they say it about 10 times, and I'm not exaggerating.
Like ping-ponging back and forth.
Yeah.
They just like the sound of it.
Can we try it?
Okay.
Be better.
Be better.
Beep better.
Beep better.
Be better.
It's really that many times, right?
Yeah.
Be better.
Beep better.
Be better.
Be better.
That's four.
Well, it's four times.
We did another one.
You know what I hear when I hear that?
I hear woman drivers, and my advice is beep at her.
Oh, okay.
Beep at her.
She's on her phone.
If she's a young lady, she's on her phone.
Just beep at her.
Beep at her.
Beep at her.
It sounds like Neil deGrasse Tyson would announce Beep at her as a new planet.
Oh, a new planet.
Oh, it's called Bee Butter.
It's yellow, so it looks like it's butter, and he called it Bee Butter.
And it's the planet Bee Butter.
Did you know that Oprah's mom just passed away?
Like, don't care.
Recently.
That's the thing about my wife.
She gives a poop when people die.
Like, when Prince died, she was crying.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And she went to his thing with her friends in Minneapolis, and they listened to his music, and they had waffles, and he's got some song like brown eggs and waffles, maple syrup and jam.
And they had that.
And they tour his studio and stuff.
I go, he hasn't had a good album in about 100 years.
He had the Prince and the Power Generation and all that.
The song Kiss was pretty good.
No, that sucked.
That was for fat single moms.
Kiss.
Ooh, I just want your Kiss because I'm lonely.
Because I burn less calories than I take in.
Yeah, he does.
And I'm a kindergarten teacher who hates men.
That's what that song is.
There was a guy at this open mic, and he used to always play that song.
It's like, what's, are you okay?
Men are not allowed to like that song.
Men are not allowed to like anything from Prince besides Purple Rain and Controversy, that other album, whatever it's called.
And Apollonia.
And Apollonia.
She became a crackhead.
Did you know that?
No, that sucks.
That was a big problem in the 80s with stars.
They'd get fame handed to them on a silver platter, and then they would decide to spend it on crack.
Even Billie Idol succumbed to the crack epidemic.
Pull up a picture of Apollonia.
She may be the most attractive human being that has ever existed.
Prince had her.
And when I see stuff like that, I think, Prince, why didn't you put a ring on it and make a bunch of babies with her?
I know you are a famous rock star and you want to get laid.
Gotcha.
Go get laid.
Enjoy yourself.
Take advantage of your immense fame.
But after you've had sex with 200 women, what are you learning from this?
This is what I say to these guys who refuse to settle down.
When do you stop?
When are you done?
Don't you get the idea after a while?
At the risk of sounding too graphic, I knew it was time for me to settle down when I was making love to the umpteenth female I made love to.
And there was music playing.
It was ska music.
And I just started going to the music.
Like dancing.
Because I was so bored.
That's how you know it's time to throw in the towel.
I got Apollonia.
Okay, let's pull her up.
That's not.
Dude, this is her now, you mentally handicapped person.
That looked old.
80s Apollonia.
There we go.
She'd wear lingerie all the time, too.
What a looker.
You're doing a terrible job.
Oh, my God, you suck at your job.
That's good.
No, that looks like Tim Curry in Rocky Horror.
It really does.
Hey, guys, you want to see a hot chick?
Check out Tim Curry dressed as a hot chick.
Yeah, that's smoking.
All right, there we go.
That's something.
That's my type in a nutshell.
My first love was Raquel Welch when she was on Sesame Street, dancing with a spider.
I was, I don't know how old I was, maybe 10, and I didn't have a sexuality, obviously.
Children are not sexual beings.
But something was going on.
There was some sort of click.
I am having feelings.
This is going to be, when I finally come to fruition, this is going to be my thing.
I can tell.
There she is.
Wow.
Find her dancing on Sesame Street with a spider.
Just Raquel Welch, Sesame Street should do it.
And don't show people that you're looking around, dumbass.
Oh, you're not doing that.
Okay, sorry, guys.
We're wasting your time here.
I think the pace of this show has changed.
We had a big break there.
I went to Jamaica with my family, and we came back, and I think I decided to be a little less frenetic on this show, a little more conversational, a little more radio-based.
So you're now listening to radio TV, where we gnat her on and pull up things that haven't been planned.
No, that's not it.
She's dancing with a spider.
This is the intro, I think.
Okay.
Well, jump ahead.
And you're going to see awkward breaks like this.
This is something Howard Stern invented, by the way.
I got a lot of beef with Howard Stern, but one thing he invented that you got to give him credit for is he invented the idea of being normal on the radio.
Before that, it was like, hey, what's going on?
Okay.
And the idea of two seconds of dead air was apocalyptic.
He would pause on the air and just go, all right, what else we got here?
What else is going on, Robin?
1, 1,000, 2, 1,000, 3, 1,000.
He invented that.
And people enjoy it.
People enjoy when you talk normal.
That's what I hate about movies.
And I was watching the Honeymooners in a bar the other day, and I could just tell that the dialogue was done like Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiasm, where they say, these are the beats we have to hit.
I'm locking myself in the apartment because the rent's too high, and you think that's ridiculous.
And then you say, I say they can't get in, and then you say, how are you going to get out?
And then I say, you'll have no trouble getting to the moon, Alice.
And then I go like that.
Got it?
Got it.
And then they would just wing it.
And it's more conversational.
I feel the same way, by the way, about news.
Like when Tucker Carlson, which is the best show on television.
But I hate that he reads.
I can see his eyes going from left to right.
Tucker is one of the most verbose human beings in the planet.
Just talk, dude.
Just say what you're doing.
It doesn't have to be, it doesn't have to be so on the nose.
I don't, I hate scripts.
Yeah, like I've seen interviews of him and it's like a different guy.
And I'm like, he could just be that guy.
Be that guy.
Everyone likes that guy.
He's fun.
He's like an Adam Corolla show.
It's like, who's this dude?
Yeah.
This guy's a really likable, amicable guy.
And when he does interviews and he's laughing and stuff, okay, show Raquel.
This is...
That's pretty insane.
What?
Like, that's timelessly hot.
And this is back when, look how proud she is of being a woman.
The only women that are this comfortable with being a woman these days are men who are pretending to be women.
The only time you see a woman move around like that these days is a man.
Women don't have the same gait they had in the 70s or 80s, whenever this was.
Oh yay!
That's insane.
That's a perfect body.
And there's something...
I like straight black hair and she's got like a frizzy perm, but there's just something about her demeanor.
It's hard to articulate.
She's just so happy with being a woman.
I like Gina Gershon.
Oh, yeah.
She's pretty dope.
Oh, yeah.
All right, let's get serious here.
Yes.
Maybe we're being a little too casual.
Last night, my brother was visiting with my dad, and we were drinking a thing called Maker's Mark and Budweiser, and my brother solved the Sentinelese guy.
No other, no journalist, he's not a journalist, no journalists have done this.
It's death by selfie.
He's an Instagram addict.
He was trying to get the most killer selfie imaginable.
That's what it was.
Apparently this guy was known for getting dangerous selfies.
And we should have known something was up because remember yesterday I said, I don't understand.
If you want to spread Christianity, there's Baltimore, there's the south side of Chicago, there's a million different areas in America that could do with more Christianity, that could do with more God, that need your help.
And he ignored all those and went to the most dangerous place on earth that's illegal to go to.
Is that about spreading Christianity?
No, do the math.
I'm actually mad at myself for not doing the math.
I just kept saying yesterday on yesterday's show, what?
Why do you do that?
What?
Why do you do that?
He did that because he was trying to get the best selfie possible.
You see?
And so he thought, boy, I'd get a, Look, yeah, show that.
I get a million billion likes if I go to a Sentinelese tribe and get myself with them with their bow and arrows.
This is where social media has brought the newest generation, the millennials.
It's brought them to a place where they are willing to die for an Instagram.
And that's not the first time either.
We had a guy recently dying.
You know, these guys who stand up on the edge of a building?
There was a guy in New York who was standing up on the edge of some building and he slipped and fell and died.
Those aren't even monetizable.
You don't get money for these things.
It's just likes.
This guy died for likes.
What the F word is going on?
Oh.
What do you got?
Is it the one where there's a video of it?
I didn't know there was a video of it.
Oh, yeah.
It could be another one.
It could be a different one.
But it was definitely in New York.
I saw one the other day that you might not even want to watch.
It's pretty bad.
No, thank you.
Well, we can't show it on the show anyway.
Yeah, it's rough.
We don't show people dying.
So anyway, the Sentinelese thing has got nothing to do with Christianity.
It's got nothing to do with undiscovered tribes.
It has everything to do with Instagram.
He was murdered by social media addiction.
You heard it here first, folks.
Thank you to my bro.
Are you done with that?
Or do you have to show something?
Okay.
Another weird story in the news.
These math teachers were just pled guilty to building bombs and they were paying a student $50 an hour to rip apart fireworks so they could amass, I don't know, a bunch of gunpowder.
Why the hell are you paying?
Why are you...
So you go, oh, okay, well, you're just an imbecile, right?
You're a mentally ill imbecile.
No, they were math teachers.
You got to be kind of smart.
I don't care if it's fifth grade.
You kind of have to know what's going on to be a math teacher.
Do you not?
I mean, I help my kids with their homework sometimes.
It's pretty hard.
Like, they'll have negative 5.6 minus 4 and 2 thirds.
So you have to convert them both to fractions or both to decimal places in order to even start the equation.
That had me sweating.
And that's a 12-year-old's math homework.
So it's hard.
But these guys, what are their names?
Toyo or something?
They're a twin brother, former New York City math teacher, and his twin brother pled guilty.
Christian Toro and Tyler Toro of the Brothers.
Are you pulling that up?
Oh, yeah, it's up.
Pull that up, Jamie.
Pull that up real quick, Jamie.
Wow, that's crazy, man.
That's crazy.
We're doing Joe Rogan, by the way.
That's crazy, man.
The pair admitted to stockpiling explosive material.
Wow.
That's crazy, man.
I suck at Joe Rogan.
The pair admitted to doing explosive material.
Wow.
I'm convinced that imitations are not a learnable thing.
You're either born with the other got it or you don't.
I cannot learn to do Joe Rogan.
That is funny.
But here's the deal with them.
They were blowing up charter schools.
Charter schools are bad for public school teachers because you can get fired.
You can be punished.
Is that machine going to show up on this mic, by the way?
Do you hear anything?
No?
Okay.
They're doing renovations next door here, and it's irritating.
Yeah, charter schools are the future of New York, and New Yorkers hate them.
I don't understand.
Remember I told you yesterday about my friend who taught in the Bronx school?
So she's there where there's a zoo going on.
It's a fist fight.
Every single class, there's a fist fight.
You're not allowed to report them.
You're not allowed to kick them out of the class.
And she goes, nope, charter schools are not the solution.
Now, charter schools in New York, the way charter schools work is they adhere to the markets.
So say there was a world where men were too strict and it was all single dads in a community and they were really regimented.
At that charter school, there would be hugs going on.
There'd be a hug hour where you just get a hug from a random fat lady.
Now in Harlem, the opposite is true.
There's too many hugs and not enough dads.
So charter schools in Harlem, you run laps, you do push-ups, it's like military school.
You have to wear your uniform or you're sent home.
It's super strict.
And guess what happens?
Guess what happens to the black children when this kind of regimented authority happens in their lives?
They thrive.
They do awesome.
And for some sinister, cripplingly evil reason, the New York Times hates it.
And the left hates it.
And de Blasio hates it.
The liberal left in New York hates that they thrive.
And I saw there was a New York Times headline.
I've made fun of it a lot, and they've since changed it organically online.
But it used to say, charter schools thrive in Harlem, but not for everyone.
And the takeaway was, okay, they may do okay in Harlem, I guess, but not everyone can go to a charter school because there aren't that many of them.
Ooh, that's a rough diss.
That's like Gavin McInnes is an incredible lover and women have multiple orgasms with him, but he can't have sex with everyone.
So he's a loser.
Why do you want charter schools to fail?
Why do you want, well, I'll tell you why, because you've been brainwashed by the unions and big money.
And there's no one on Capitol Hill who has more influence than the students, the teachers' associations.
More than the NRA, sometimes 10 times more, depending on the year as far as donations go.
More than the NRA, more than cigarettes, more than tobacco.
It's the teachers' unions.
And they have affected the mentality of the entire country.
You can do that with money.
You can change an entire perception.
How many times have you heard, these teachers barely make any money?
We need more funding.
How much funding is going?
I think it's about $12,000 per student per year, depending on the state.
There's plenty of money going into education.
It's been going like this straight up since the 50s.
You know what grades have been doing?
Just.
And when you say that to a teacher, they go, Yeah, well, if we weren't going like this with spending, the grades would be going like that.
We have to go like this just to keep it level.
No, no.
If it's stayed level since the 50s, it's not working.
You're bad at your job.
And charter schools teachers, by the way, get paid less than public school teachers.
And they love it.
They love working at charter schools because it's real.
What was the number you said, per student?
Is it $12,000 per year?
Well, it says New York City to spend an average of $17.5 per student this school year.
$17,000.
That's of this year, they said.
That will do absolutely nothing, and it'll go to administrators.
It won't trickle down to the teachers.
But the teachers are doing fine.
They get two months off in the summer and almost another two months off during the year.
And they're done at 320.
It's the easiest job on earth.
It's such a waste.
I remember sitting with my mom's friends who were a bunch of liberals, and I said exactly that, and they got so mad.
One of them said, I'm about to pour this water on your face right now.
Speaking of money, changing the narrative, I know you hate Canada and you don't care about it, and I just made fun of Ukraine, but Canada's right there, and it is relevant.
It's a canary in the coal mine.
It's America's hat.
And we are Canada's beard.
So check out this article.
And this is the guy receiving the money describing what's happening here.
So I'll tell you his version before I tell you the truth.
The government is pledging nearly $600 million over the next five years to help news organizations struggling to adapt to a digital age that has disrupted traditional business models.
Finance Minister, that sounds so fancy, Bill Marneau said the government wants to protect the, quote, vital role that independent news media play in our democracy.
Hmm, that sounds great.
And in our communities, end quote.
The plan in the government's fiscal update allows nonprofit news organizations to accept donations and issue tax receipts to donors.
To be eligible, charitable journalism operates.
This sounds so great, doesn't it?
Charitable and tax-free and donations will have to release content for free under a Creative Commons license.
You're hearing Soviet propaganda right now, which the government hopes will have a knock-on effect for local news organizations that can post the stories or incorporate them into their own journalism.
Good, good, charitable, charitable, tax break, tax break, help, help.
Next five years, help.
Look at these words here.
Pledging, help, disrupted traditional business models, protect vital role, democracy, communities, non-profit, accept donations, issue tax receipts, charitable, release content, free, Creative Commons license.
What's that supposed to mean?
Canada has lost it.
This is what's really going on.
Justin Trudeau, Pierre Trudeau's son, is a vain little tart.
He's a sexy model, snowboarder, pothead, drama teacher who was elected by women because he has gorgeous hair and he's cute.
His favorite thing to do is to dress up in the local community's garb.
If he goes to India, he dresses up like an Indian.
I saw a picture.
See if you can find this.
Jezra Levant posted it.
And it was Justin Trudeau signing an 8x10 of himself.
And it was a picture of that.
So it's a picture of a guy signing a picture of himself.
That's what he's about.
Now, people like me and The Rebel up in Canada, and that's pretty much it, unfortunately.
Canada has government-run media called the CBC, the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation.
They have it in Britain too, the BBC, the British Broadcasting Corporation.
And these organizations are run by the government, and believe it or not, they're not very critical of the government.
If you ever see the CBC talk about Justin Trudeau, they sound like they're hanging out with Elvis Presley.
They're very excited to meet him.
So he's been getting bad tweets and stuff.
And I know people, I have insiders in parliament there who know him and the family.
And Justin Trudeau has been locking himself in a room at home, totally distraught that people are making fun of him in the media, that people mock him.
And the coverage over there for him is like the flip side of Trump.
Here, remember they did that study and it was 90% of the coverage of Trump is negative.
In Canada, 90% is positive.
But that 10% and the mean tweets are driving him nuts.
So he has this snowboard buddy named Gerard Butts.
That's his real name.
And they would smoke pot together at McGill College in Montreal.
And he just, he says to Gerard, dude, I'm going to have a nervous breakdown.
Everyone is so mean to me.
Everyone hates me.
I'm there too, by the way, Justin.
You get over it.
And Gerard just said, let's buy the media.
Oh, we can't do that.
Yes, we can.
You're the prime minister.
Let's spend a billion dollars paying newspapers.
And of course, the implication will be you're not getting the money if you're going to crap on Justin Trudeau.
They're not going to bite the hand that feeds them.
So we'll offer a billion dollars to all the newspapers and say, if you like where this is coming from, you better watch what you say.
And I promise you, the coverage will change overnight.
In fact, when the National Post writes about it, they'll use words like pledging and charitable journalism and communities and non-profit.
They'll use all that words.
They'll just use our propaganda.
It'll become Soviet Russia.
And then he comes back the next day and he goes, okay, I couldn't do a billion, but I got $600 million.
$600 million in Canada?
That's basically everyone in Canada.
It's a tiny country.
It has a tenth of the American population.
I don't know how you spread that much money around.
There's only about five major newspapers there.
And the conservative one went bankrupt because it was pushed out by all this charity to places like the CBC.
So, I'm sorry to bore you, but can you effing believe that?
That a government institution Just in a small country, a relatively small country, it's about the size of Britain population-wise, a small country has pledged over half a billion dollars to get better coverage of themselves.
Can you imagine for one millisecond if Trump had done something like that?
Can you imagine?
They've gone full socialist now.
This is Venezuela.
All right.
In funner news, there's these girls who are just lazy sluts.
And I'm at the point now where I think the whole abortion debate is kind of run by lazy sluts who get pregnant and don't want to pay for it, don't want to deal with it.
And they just want to keep getting abortions because they screwed up.
It doesn't seem like when you see the people marching and stuff, they don't seem like they're there for the ethics of when a human life is.
Oh, by the way, speaking of Canada, you know when you can get an abortion there?
Whenever you want.
You can get an abortion at nine months.
That's crazy.
No, it never happens, but legally, here in America, you can only get an abortion if the baby wouldn't live.
So I think that's like 22 weeks, and it goes down every year because our technology gets better.
But in Canada, there's no such limit.
Go get an abortion.
You can get an abortion when you're giving birth, basically, like the day before.
How bizarre is that?
But anyway, there's these sluts.
They're known in the youngster scene as thoughts.
And I believe the acronym is that hoe over there.
And these girls are empowered, and they don't need a man.
And they thank God they didn't get stuck in a kitchen, you know, cooking, changing diapers all day.
So they're free to be themselves.
And what do they do with that freedom?
They send people nudes of their vagina.
They send people nudes, and they lie in a bed, and they sell the thing that is most sacred to a woman, which is her chastity.
That's their vocation.
They will do...
There's cam girls who do porn and they correspond with people and they'll want to see that it's real, so they'll say, tap your head two times or something.
Yep, I'm really here.
But then there's other girls who just send nudes and there's all these vernacular for the various nudes.
Like, I want your top pick or whatever.
I don't know what the exact terms are.
And I'll be disappointed in you if you do, Ryan.
Do you know people who do this?
Yes.
No, I don't know girls that do it.
I know guys that consume this.
How much is the picture?
It's sad.
He's paid $5 for like a little bundle of things that he was so disappointed with.
He's like, you can't do that.
He's like, you offered this and you sent me something that's garbage.
And he got to argue.
Can't you just get naked pictures of girls on porn?
Yes.
I guess the thrill is like unraveling her clothes via the internet.
It's like, I've seen your clothes.
Now let's tend to, you know.
I guess I can kind of see that.
I mean, if you're in a relationship and you say to a girl, like, put on those yellow socks I like.
And that's...
But that's...
Yeah, yeah.
That's pathetic.
He kind of needed it at the time.
I don't think he does anymore.
But I would get enraged because these girls, they're like on the border of 18.
Some of them didn't even look 18.
Yeah, how do you know you're not importing kiddie porn?
Yeah, and they're exactly that.
And then also the people that are consuming it, like, how do you know?
It's just the creepy.
I'm certain it's tons of creeps.
And they're giving her these little denominations.
One of them's a diamond, one of them's like a gold bar.
And those represent different value, like different tiers of currency.
And he's like, that right there, that's like $1,000 she just got sent.
I was like, what?
It's just the paradox of value of thank God we got rid of traditionalism, huh?
Thank God that we're not getting married anymore and that we're doing slut walks.
That's the funny, like Bill O'Reilly said that once.
He goes, I wouldn't mind paying high tax if you actually did something with it, but you don't.
You squander it.
And I wouldn't mind if you wanted to smash the patriarchy if you had this brilliant matriarchy all ready to rock.
I guess I'd go, oh, wow, I thought the patriarchy was cool, but you really, this 2.0 really revamped it.
Like we did with the Bible.
The Old Testament was a little too harsh.
And we revamped it.
We basically abolished the Old Testament.
The New Testament, it ironed out all the kinks.
He went, okay, hmm.
I don't mind.
I don't mind that you redid that.
But what they've done with smashing traditionalism is just ruin their own lives.
What is sadder than some dumb slut, some thought, sending out nude pictures, I assume they're incredibly graphic, to some poor loser who's alone masturbating by his computer in his bedroom.
He hasn't been outside in two days, and he's spending $25 for that picture.
Also, it's like if you accumulate all your value, let's say you make $10,000 as a cam girl, and now your value as a human has gone down dramatically.
The value of it, you've made a lot of money, but permanently now you're just kind of finished.
If any guy knows that...
And as someone who's been sued a lot, I used to do a column called The Do's and Don'ts at Vice Magazine.
I'd make fun of people's pants, but there'd be rude sex jokes in there sometimes.
And I might call someone a slut.
The settlements for calling someone a slut would be pretty high.
And that's because the law sort of goes back to the 50s where a woman's chastity was all she had.
And once she's known as a slut, no one will marry her.
So you have to pay money to her because you lost her value.
That's gone now.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
It's like the ultimate defamation.
You've ruined her potential to be seen as a suitable and that's not even remotely true anymore.
There's this girl on Snapchat, and she's like sponsored, or I found her in so many ways of like they sponsor literally the worst things.
It's like, here's Bradley.
Here's Bradley's new shirt.
Like just pointless teen stuff.
Here's Bradley kissing a black guy.
It's like, why am I seeing this?
name is Bradley?
No, they'll put a bunch of And one of them was like a cute girl, so I followed her.
And she's just a loser.
She just gets dressed, Puts a mask on, and like all every day, she's just like, send money for the pics.
She's British.
She's just like, I was talking to Ann Coulter about this the other day, and she had a great point.
The thing about all this overt consent, where you sign contracts, there's an app now.
My brother was telling me there's an app you do when you're about to have sex, and you sign up and you check all the boxes, no anal or whatever, and then you both, you like fingerprint the other person's phone to give consent, and then you have intercourse.
That's like having sex with a trucker.
Allow me to explain.
So, Anne was talking about the old days where some guy would have his hand on you, put his hand on your knee, and you go, get off of me.
And then he might say, get in the cab.
Come on.
And she'd go, I'm not getting in that taxi with you.
You're drunk.
Oh, come on, just for a little ride.
And then they go to the house, and then it's her place.
And you sleep on the couch.
And then he's chasing her up the stairs.
And she's like, well, I never.
And she's giggling, oh, get your hands off of me.
And she runs up the stairs.
And then they go to bed, and she's pushing him away and pushing him away.
And then they have intercourse.
And then the next day, she's got the sheets up by her breast.
And she goes, you are an absolute cad.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
And he's like, oh, you love it.
And she's like, get off of me.
And then she puts on her clothes and she goes, I am never speaking to you again.
Don't call me.
And then she goes down the stairs and out the door.
And he calls her, of course, and she answers.
She's retained her chastity in that scenario.
The scenario now we have, where everything has to be above board and there's no like giggling and fondling is you sit down with the lady and she says, all right, this is the deal.
It's like, what's her name?
Marge's Sisters in The Simpsons.
Thelma.
Were they Thelma and Louise?
Is that what they're called?
I don't remember.
Here's a deal.
All right, you buy me dinner.
I ain't going to blow you no anal, but I'll do sex.
After dinner, after we've had some drinks, you got to spend about 80 bucks.
Okay, done.
Deal.
That's how you interact with a prostitute.
You've just ruined that woman.
You just made her a prostitute.
In the first scenario, the woman was chased.
C-H-A-S-T-E and C-H-A-S-E-D.
In the second scenario, the woman is neither chased nor chaste.
She's just garbage.
You ruined everything.
Which brings me to Lena Dunham.
Wait, did you get into the fact that they're being reported?
Oh, yeah, sorry, I forgot that.
So what these guys are doing, and again, the media narrative is always wrong.
Like the Sentinelese man, it was like, Christian guy goes too far.
No, Instagram guy goes too far.
The National Post story about Canada, it was the government's helping journalists.
No, the government is bribing journalists.
Everything you read in the news is wrong.
And then this story that I still haven't gotten to yet, where it says incels are harassing sex workers.
So disgruntled virgins are ruining the lives of women in the sex industry.
No, you're not in the sex industry, lady.
Sex industry, when people say that, they think of like a European woman who has sex with severely handicapped people as a sex therapist, which, by the way, I totally support.
That's a non-conservative view of mine.
If you're out there having sex with burn victims and severely handicapped people, you're doing wonderful work.
Thank you for giving these handicapped people a sense of their own sexuality.
But that's not what you are.
You're a dumb slut who's a lazy bitch, who doesn't have a job, and you're ruining yourself as a useless piece of human garbage sending naked pictures to strangers because you have nothing to offer.
It's like a bike messenger selling his bike.
There's nothing left.
And it becomes them like 24 hours a day.
They're like, you know, just on their phone, just like, well, I got a stream at seven.
I know a streamer, a friend of mine that became a streamer, and it's sad.
He cares about...
Shut up.
Time for that.
I ain't got that.
I don't got time for that.
Do people hear that as much louder than I do?
Yes.
Can you throw me that water?
So what they're doing is they're now soliciting these girls and saying, I'd like to buy the $25 pick, please.
Wow, that was gross.
Sorry about that.
Not very professional.
I'd like to buy the $25 pick.
And then they're getting it, and they're going, we just reported you to the IRS.
Because these thoughts, these dumb sluts, and I obviously care about these girls.
I'm mad at them for selling their chastity.
But they are being interrogated by the IRS.
They're getting audited.
And they're going bankrupt.
And I just think that's wonderful, isn't it?
You sold pictures of your tits because you have nothing else to offer the world.
The only thing that has kept humanity going is sexual attraction.
That's why there's 7 billion of us.
It's like eating and going to the bathroom.
And you let your life go so crap that you were selling that, and we caught you, and now you have to pay.
Have you been showing graphics as I say this?
I mean, you can't show graphics of naked ladies, I guess.
No.
But it's on the Daily Mail, right?
I've just been showing this where Rush V, you know, Rush V. Oh, Rush V, yeah.
If you report a thought to the IRS and they collect taxes from her, you can receive up to 30% of that amount.
There's actually a financial incentive to defeating thoughttery.
And here's like an anti-reporting lady.
A bunch of men on Twitter are mad because they believe they're entitled to free nudes, so they're reporting sex workers' Snapchat incomes to the IRS for audits.
Despite sex workers paying taxes.
Sex workers.
Shut up.
Despite needing to make $12,000 to report it on taxes, just say you hate women and leave.
All right.
Yeah, I hate women.
The irony is this is pro-women.
Because you're saying, do better.
Be better.
How do you have time?
I want to get into Lena Dunham, but it's going to take a long time.
Oh, we'll have to skip that.
Ruch V, by the way, was the guy who said, if it was legal to do whatever you want to a woman, if she invited you into your bedroom, then women would be a lot more careful about who they take home.
And now, that was kind of the way it was in the 50s.
And Dr. Ruth Westheimer said, if a woman is naked, all bets are off.
So don't get naked in front of a guy if you don't trust him or you don't feel safe around him.
And you can't really complain about what he does after you're nude.
Now, I'm not saying that.
That's what Dr. Ruth Westheimer said.
But it is the old-fashioned way to view things.
And Ruch V was basically saying if we had those same values, women would be a lot more careful about who they brought home.
And if you remember, Mattress Girl, she was the woman who said that it was going in one hole when they were having sex, and then he put it in a different one, and that wasn't her consent.
And he did too long in the other one.
She later solicited him, I believe, to do that again in the bad one, in the bad hole.
So she doesn't have much of a case.
And when she was caught doing that, by the way, she said, there's no perfect victims.
But Rouche V's scenario was just a mental game.
It was an if.
And he said, if this was a law, woman would be a lot more careful about who they brought home.
And what he was basically saying with this mental exercise was, women are too reckless with their own sexuality.
They get drunk without a male minder.
A woman is a Ferrari.
So you don't leave your Ferrari with the keys in it on the street.
If you're going to get drunk as a woman, then this body is now vulnerable.
So you should be with a guy or a group of girls.
And that group of girls should be very careful about what happens to this person and who she goes home with.
Women just think that all these stupid action movies I keep making fun of, they're making women look invincible.
And then they go out and they go, I'm just going to get blind drunk, like puking drunk, and my friends will leave.
And then it's anyone's, nobody knows what happened.
My brother got in an Uber the other day, and there was a woman in it.
She just crawled in it with him, and she was blind drunk.
Where were her friends?
He didn't do anything to her, obviously.
He helped her get home.
But where were her friends?
How did that happen?
That shouldn't happen.
You're a Ferrari.
You're different than a man.
A man can get blind drunk.
Worst case scenario is he gets robbed.
He's not going to get raped.
So anyway, that was Ruch's point.
And the takeaway from the media, just like all the articles I'm telling you about today, the takeaway from the media was he wants to legalize rape.
Even my buddy, what's his name?
Lemmy?
Yeah, Lemmy in Glasgow, Scotland, said we should kick the crap out of him if he comes to Glasgow because he was doing a tour.
And he does get attacked on the regular.
He gets attacked for being pro-rape.
Nobody's pro-rape.
I mean, I'm going to go outside of this office today walking around the city.
I'm doing man on the street stuff with Ryan.
I could get punched because the media said I'm a white nationalist Nazi who runs a violent hate group.
Is that Lemmy?
Yeah, that's Lemmy.
Really good guy, really funny guy.
And even he fell for this, which was profoundly disappointing.
Like, when you get these allegations that you run a violent hate group and you're a white nationalist, you go, not only is that not me, that guy doesn't exist.
There's two racists in America, Richard Spencer and David Duke, and we keep hearing about them.
There was one racist event in America, Charlottesville.
We keep going through it again and again.
Yeah, but the Daily Stormer, those are all feds and kids LARPing.
Yeah, but my uncle said the N-word at Thanksgiving.
He was kidding, and he's not a threat.
And Rouch V, not only is Rouch V not a pro-rape guy who wants to legalize rape, nobody is.
But a lot of men are rapists.
Yeah, men also are the ones who abolished rape.
Even back in the 1800s, before women could vote, there's a feminist, a female feminist, I forget her name, Canadian woman, and she pointed out that they would jail men for domestic violence.
And then they realized, wait a minute, women can't earn their own living because women don't work.
This is punishing women too much.
So men came up with the idea, why don't we just beat him publicly, like in the public square, we'll whip him and put him in the stocks and throw stuff at him for, say, two days.
And then he can get back to work and back to providing for his family.
That's what men do.
Men hate rape.
There is not a Nazi problem in America, and no men are pro-rape.
And charter schools work.
They are trying to put public school teachers out of work, incompetent public school teachers.
The government is not helping journalism.
They're bribing.
Women who give out nude picks are not sex workers.
They're dumb sluts.
Everything they're telling you is wrong.
So now when you read an article, don't take one word of it for granted.
You're reading a homework assignment, and you have to go look that up yourself.
It wasn't a Christian going to bring Christianity to tribesmen.
It was a dumb millennial trying to get a lot of likes on Instagram.
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