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Sept. 6, 2018 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
Music.
Get out of watching.
Atoise, Marilyn Manson.
Woo, spooky.
I'm into Satan.
I've always thought people who do kind of spooky metal must be really religious.
Because, like when Ozzy Osborne in Black Sabbath goes, Satan laughing spreads his wings.
Who does that freak out?
Christians, devout Christians.
Most people who listen to that music are atheists and they just go, okay, laugh away, Satan.
I'm not scared.
Imagine Satan was laughing and spreading his wings.
Wouldn't you be scared?
So Marilyn Manson's whole thing, it's kind of like Christian rock.
Marilyn Manson is Christian rock because he's making being satanic the spookiest thing in the world, which is what church does.
At church, we talk about the devil and Satan and how spooky it is.
So going to see Marilyn Manson is like going to church.
If you're an atheist and someone goes, I'm evil, they go, all right, wish you nothing but the best, Marilyn M. But Ryan and I were arguing about this clip.
They performed that song live recently, and Marilyn Manson accidentally kneed the guitarist in the head while he was Nazi goose-stepping, which again is kind of reverent to Nazis because you're like, Nazis are the spookiest thing in the world.
That's kind of left-wing.
It's kind of liberal.
So he's like a liberal church, Marilyn Manson.
He thinks the spookiest things in the world are Nazis and Satan, which is like these gay bishops and stuff you have in the church these days.
No, no, you missed the beginning, dude.
You missed the knee in the face.
So he's going along there, and then boom.
Actually, go back.
That did look kind of fake.
Yeah.
The knee in the face looked real, but the shove, that seemed kind of fake.
It just seems like they already know what they're doing already.
Pick up your guitar.
Me and my mom used to do like a fake backyard wrestling.
Oh my god, Ryan.
What did I tell you?
It makes women want to puke.
But what if you're not?
You just lost...
Yeah, I was like super young.
Okay, sorry.
I thought you meant you do it now.
No, no, last week it was unrehearsed.
We just kind of hung out.
Wait, I want to see this one more time.
The knee looks real, but the shove looks fake.
But if you're going to do theatrics, wouldn't you do a punch or something?
Okay, go back to the beginning one more time.
Sorry, folks at home.
So that's the goose stepping.
Okay, I have no idea.
I could go either way.
She had the guitar throwing and then the...
Because when you get knead in the face, you lose your temper.
I want to stab you when your phone goes off.
It's called having a short fuse.
Yeah, but the dynamic, the power dynamic there is like if I were to get upset because Marilyn Manson's his boss.
So if you accidentally stabbed me with a pencil, I wouldn't flip out on you.
I would be like, come on.
No, so it doesn't matter who does it.
If your boss trips and smashes a glass on your head, you lose your temper for a second.
I don't know.
I wouldn't throw my guitar down on the ground.
He's your boss, not your God.
I get mad.
Well, my kids, last night, my kid spilled his water all over my shorts, and I got super mad.
I didn't yell at him, but I just got up from the table and left because I knew I was going to start yelling.
I was pissed.
And I wasn't pissed because I got water on my pants.
I'm pissed because every single dinner they spill something.
Every time we sit down.
The other day, one of my kids, we're sitting down on the couch to watch a movie.
She puts her glass on the cushion.
Yeah, that's a good place for it.
And then the other kid comes in and knocks it over.
And she goes, idiot, to the kid who knocked it over.
No, no, my dear.
You're the one who put the goddamn cup on the kid on the cushion.
Look, I'm guest editing Penthouse.
The next issue of Penthouse, I will do it.
So they sent me some copies.
I forgot how hard it is to edit a magazine.
I haven't done it since 08.
I haven't done it in 10 years.
It's a lot of content.
And these don't have any ads.
They charge $15 for it over there.
So they don't need ads.
It's just like a book, basically.
Jesus, that's a hell of a lot.
Now, I know what you sort of paleo-conservatives are saying, Gavin, that's not very conservative.
Yeah, I think this may be where we sort of split.
Like, I'm against the drug war and stuff.
And as far as pornography goes, I think porn is really bad for you.
I think it ruins marriages.
I think it makes sex for young people disgusting.
Apparently, there's an epidemic of women having distended anuses because that kind of bizarre sex is becoming mainstreamified, normalized by porn.
And then thirdly, it keeps millennial boys on the couch.
They just stay there and they pleasure themselves to their computer, which when you think about it, is a profoundly sad thing to do.
To just sort of sit there staring at two other people having sex.
What are you, the guy from Goonies, Chunk?
Was that his name?
Hey, you guys.
Sloth, yeah.
Stop looking at me when we talk.
Look that way.
I can see you on the monitors.
When you look at me, people see the back of your head.
It's sloth.
It was the guy.
Hey, you guys!
Yeah, that's who you are when you masturbate to porn.
But this magazine, it's not gynecological like other porno mags in the States.
They're not allowed to there.
You can show boobies and butts, and you can sort of allude to the bottom area, but you can't like show it.
And I don't have a problem with that at all.
Like, does anyone really have a problem with this?
How is that not just appreciating women?
Right?
I mean, that's, you go to the Louvre, and that's what all the paintings look like.
Anyway, that'll be fun.
I've got some ideas.
I'm going to make it 80s.
I'm going to recreate that Donald Trump Playboy cover where he's wearing a tuxedo and a woman's wearing his blazer.
And he says something like, nice magazine.
Is it for sale?
That's the Trump that I grew up with.
Everyone goes, he's a reality TV star.
Yeah, I guess he was for the past few years.
But as a kid, I was always seeing him in movies.
He was always on David Letterman.
He was always on Howard Stern.
He was always in Mad Magazine.
I found a bunch of old comics from the early 2000s talking about, imagine Trump was president.
In fact, there's one of them.
I think I Instagram this.
There's one of them where they said he'd probably build a giant wall.
In that version, it was a Peter Cooper was the cartoonist, and he said he'd build a wall in New York to keep out the poor.
There is.
It's called Long Island in Westchester.
Yeah, I'm going to recreate that cover.
Imagine I got a Donald Trump interview.
All right.
We have some Unturned Stones here.
I meant to cover this on Tuesday when we came back, but this Colin Kaepernick thing has not died.
And the memes keep on coming.
Nike decided to choose Colin Kaepernick, who, by the way, Colin Kaepernick was a little black orphan.
I don't think he even knows who his parents were.
Abandoned on the street like a piece of garbage.
Then a sweet white Christian American family comes along, picks him up, dusts him off, feeds him, holds him, loves him as their own.
Zero difference between how much they love this stranger and how much they love their own children.
He grows up as a functioning, educated, well-loved human being in America.
What's his takeaway?
This place sucks.
This place is super lame.
I hate America.
What?
Well, it is racist pigs.
These pigs are killing people.
By the way, you know, I was talking about Paris yesterday, the rapper?
And I was saying all he raps about is how evil white people are and how all cops need to die and how that lie becomes mainstream.
And that's what Colin Kaepernick is kneeling down against, by the way.
The cops kill people.
But I was listening to more of it, and there's this sample they play when they're talking about whites.
And it's on the song, The Devil Made Me Do It, and it ends with him going, there's a sample where you hear, beware the beast man, for he is the devil's pawn.
He kills for sport, or lust, or greed.
Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land.
Shun him, for he is the harbinger of death.
So that's Paris sampling that to talk about white people.
You know what it's from?
Planet of the Apes.
It's a sample from Planet of the Apes.
That's his canon of education.
That's where he gets his research from.
So we're the bad apes in Planet of the Apes, according to Paris.
And according to Callan Kaepernick, now the good news is this has been very bad for Nike.
We've got people burning their nikes, burning their nikes on the ground, burning their nikes in outdoor fireplaces.
And then, of course, they're taking the quote where, what does the quote say?
Pull up one of these memes.
Oh my God, this is my favorite one.
So that's the Colin Kaepernick ad, you've seen it a million times now.
It's his face close up, black and white.
He says, believe in something, even if it means sacrificing everything.
And that is our favorite dude, Onichita, Jonoto.
What's his name again?
I forget his name.
I don't know.
You got to be him for Halloween, dude.
I want to, yeah.
I was breaking down what he was wearing, and I guess it's, yeah, loose slacks, a nice blade.
Just black pants, an army coat, and then that shirt you could probably get on some Chinese site.
It's just some traditional Asian shirt.
Obviously, he's Japanese, but that's a common Asian look back in the day.
Yeah, I know what you do.
With that collar.
Yeah, and you should have a plastic samurai sword, but you'd need this picture somehow like on your thing to explain it.
Maybe safety pinned to your shirt.
Yeah, literally just that picture would probably people would know.
The anniversary, so this was a head of the Socialist Party who was going to take over Japan, I think in 1953.
And our buddy there just sank a samurai sword, not just into him, but into him and up.
Just a razor-sharp samurai sword, just literally gutted socialism in Japan, saved millions of lives.
The anniversary of this assassination is October 12th.
Actually, I can't remember if that's the assassination or his suicide.
He committed suicide while he was in prison because he was facing the death penalty.
And we will devote that whole show to him.
I love the icon, the iconography.
Oh, you got him being stabbed?
Gavin McInnes idolizes assassination of socialists on his show.
Yeah, he got me.
What is that?
Just a sample of him right before he was stabbed?
It happens so fast.
Boom.
If only they'd done that to Hugo Chavez and Stalin.
All right.
You know, I felt that I got kind of cut off yesterday when I was talking about ethnomasochism We're just going to run through, but there's only a couple.
Okay.
That one's okay.
You could have cut out the Puma thing.
Believe in something, even if it means that.
Who is that?
I don't know.
Oh, Ted Kaczynski.
Oh, yes, it is.
Oh, God, that's harsh.
Go for it, even if it means sacrificing everything.
Just do it.
That's great, too, because Wiener did it more than once.
Like, I think everyone feels sympathetic when they go, oh, some guy sent a dick pic, and you think, man, maybe he was drunk, he doesn't remember it, or maybe it was a dare.
I can sort of conjure up some context where it may have been acceptable, but then it happens more than once, and you just go, dude, come on, dude, what are you doing?
Dude, it's Barodo.
Stop sending pictures of your weenie.
Get out of here.
Guys, stop sending pictures of your junk.
Seriously, as a side note here, your penis is not attractive.
God worked hard on the scrotum to make it as unattractive as possible.
Look at a boob, a woman's boobies, and now look at a flaccid penis.
Could God have been any clearer on what he wants you to show pictures of?
We don't have a penthouse devoted, we don't have a magazine devoted to men's scrotal sacks.
We're not sack religious, as Eminem would say.
But I wanted to talk about the ethno-masochism of white people and how we all hate each other.
We hate ourselves so much.
And I'm sure I would feel the same way about this if I was black or from outer space.
I feel like an alien would come down and go, why is this one group so quick to apologize and self-flagellate?
It seems bizarre.
Maybe that's why Christianity exploded with white people because we all want to be crucified deep down.
But, okay, check out this story.
This was in, I think, Idaho, a small high school named Council.
And these referees were really harsh on the school, and they lost the game.
So a local reporter goes, I'm going to write up and say, I'll keep it interrogative and say, did these refs ruin the game for our team?
So she takes a picture of them.
You know, it's a local newspaper.
The writers take the pictures.
And the refs go, we don't want any pictures of us taken.
And she takes it anyway.
So a black ref grabs her, throws her to the ground, tosses her around, assaults her.
And she's got a big burn on her neck from where her camera strap was because that's what he used to throw her to the ground, right?
The husband finds out about this and loses his temper as 100% of husbands should.
If that doesn't make you go ballistic and say terrible things and be irrational, then you're a terrible husband and a terrible person and you're not a real man.
So this guy says some bad words and this is what I hate about hate speech.
Like it's one thing to get up there on the podium and go, I'm here to talk about the Jews.
First of all, who believes in the Holocaust?
It never happened.
That's, I understand your argument against that.
That's a hate speech.
But when someone loses their temper and they use swear words, if you were to fight an albino, you'd be like, ghost face, pink eyes, like you just want to hurt the person's feelings.
And the first thing that you see about them pops into your head, four eyes.
Hey, Ty, they'd probably call me a homophobic slur because a lot of people outside of New York just assume I'm gay when I'm all dressed up like this.
Got a pocket square, you fucking f ⁇ .
Now that guy has to go to jail.
So anyway, this dude loses his temper and they take off and he finds them and they're in some sort of basement thing.
I don't know, in some clubhouse where the referees go.
And he runs up to the door and goes, I want that guy out of here.
And they go, he's not coming out.
And he says, you bring that nigger up here.
I want to kick his fucking ass.
Now, CRTV, I apologize for not bleeping those words, but they're relevant to the news story.
I think those words should be beeped when they're just said in different contexts.
But when you're quoting someone who's facing jail time, this guy is looking at jail time.
The black dude who threw that woman to the ground, she's got nothing.
She's fine.
I mean, sorry, he's got nothing.
He's not going to be prosecuted for that assault.
That's just forgotten.
That's washed under the rug because something much worse happened.
A bad word was said.
Throw him in prison.
Isn't that mental?
Now, this is related to the Kaepernick stuff because we've created this culture where it's just a given that blacks are under siege and they're being hunted by cops and you have to be brave.
I feel like we didn't show enough memes there.
How many?
Did you show all of them?
Five.
We showed five?
I thought I had 100.
You should get some better ones at the end.
At the end of the show, let's find some better ones.
You really dropped the ball on that one, Ryan.
And I asked you for that all week.
This story, we suggested on Tuesday.
I've sent you, I think I've sent you more than that.
Anyway, so that's an insane story.
It reminds me what we were talking about on CRTV tonight, where this NASCAR driver lost his sponsorship because his dad used the N-word in the 80s.
His dad's Irish, and he said it before his son was born, and his son loses sponsorship.
What?
How much time do we got here?
We got 10, 15.
I want to talk about Lewis Black did this video where he said that if you don't want more funding for education, you're a stupid piece of garbage.
And he says F you.
And that's to me because I don't want more funding for education and I can prove it doesn't work.
And then I also want to, you know that NAS daily guy, the Palestinian Muslim with a low IQ who likes to tell you how the world is and how awesome third world countries are?
He's got a new video out where he talks about the greatest language in the world, pidgin English.
It's way better than English.
It's way better to say, do not go the poopo, than it is to say, can you not defecate there?
It's a public place and it's really unhealthy.
Nah, it takes too long.
But let me just finish these examples.
So we all know Molly Tibbetts, right?
Beautiful girl.
I'm not attracted to children, obviously, but as she gets older, no, sorry, as she would have gotten older, that would have been my type exactly.
I like cute, beautiful.
I think it started because when I was just coming of age, Barbie Benton was the big chick in Playboy, and I developed an affiliation with cute faces.
Anyway, she's this really cute girl that was going to blossom into a beautiful cute girl, woman, and she was murdered by an illegal alien who appears to have impregnated some other chicks along the way.
Show her face there.
What are you waiting for?
There she is.
Look how pretty she is.
Murdered, right?
You know what the father's Takeaway is and again, just like the guy who said a bad word after his wife was thrown to the ground and assaulted, you get a pass.
In this case, actually, I think I'm a free speech absolutist, so everyone gets a pass.
But even a liberal would have to agree that when your wife is attacked, you're allowed to swear.
And in this one, I would give him a pass if he had totally irrational hatred towards all Hispanics.
By the way, that wasn't the reaction to this.
There was a lot of anger at illegal aliens, but no one in America, no one of any consequence was looking at Geraldo Rivera and going, you murdered Molly Tibbets.
You guys did.
There was no Mexican animosity.
There was illegal alien animosity.
And by the way, there's a lot of illegal alien animosity from legal Mexicans towards illegal aliens.
So it's not a racial thing.
It's a how did you get here thing.
And we've noticed a predilection to crime with this group.
So that's not Molly Tibbett's dad's takeaway.
His takeaway is, to the Hispanic community, my family stands with you and offers its heartfelt apology.
Uh, what?
What?
My stepdaughter, whom Molly loved so dearly, is Latina.
Her sons, Molly's cherished nephews and grandchildren, are Latino.
That means I am Hispanic.
What is with this first reaction is I have to make sure there's no racism here.
Like someone, a Muslim kills two people in one week in Canada, and the chief of police comes out to say, we're going to be touring all the mosques to ensure them.
We will be supporting them and making sure no violence comes towards them, making sure there's no backlash.
I remember there was two military guys in Korea, South Korea, who accidentally killed two kids who jumped in front of their tank.
And the first reaction in America was all these Korean communities bracing themselves for the inevitable backlash against Koreans, which never happened.
Meanwhile, they were ready to kill Americans in Korea.
In fact, you know, ganggang dance?
No, no, no, it's that.
What's that?
Gang themselves.
That guy did a big video about how evil Americans are after that accident happened.
Every other group goes screw white people with any sliver of opportunity.
And when whites are in a similar situation, their first answer is, screw white people.
White people suck.
All right, here's another one.
An illegal alien in New York rapes an 11-year-old.
The story's gone, by the way.
If the rules were reversed here, you wouldn't hear the end of it.
If some redneck raped an 11-year-old Mexican, can you imagine how long you'd be hearing about this?
By the way, the age of consent in Mexico is 12.
So this isn't that bad, according to Mexican values.
This could be arguably a matter of minutes.
But what if it was just about to become her 12th birthday?
Well, then he just raped a woman.
But so they investigate this guy, and we find out he's an MS-13.
The takeaway?
Well, they interview her cousin, and she says, we don't think he's capable of doing something like this.
Yeah, no patterns here.
Nothing to glean here.
In fact, you know what we should focus on with illegal aliens?
Not rape, even though 80% of the girls who cross the border with these guys get raped.
80%.
What we should really do is pay them reparations.
That's right.
Some horrible mother who should be in jail for this basically took her 19-month-old on a tough mutter triathlon called Crossing the Border.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cross the border?
It is brutal.
They die all the time.
They die of dehydration.
It's intense heat and it takes days.
And at night, the cold is crippling.
So the temperature range is stunning on this trip.
That's why it's usually men who do it.
But this woman, who I assume was raped, there's an 8 in 10 chance she was raped, she brought her baby to a tough mutter rape triathlon called Crossing the Border.
And when the child was detained after that brutal journey, her mother, sorry, the baby, the 19-month-old, contracted a respiratory infection and died six weeks after she was released.
By the way, what happened for those six weeks?
Your child had a respiratory infection and you didn't take it to the hospital?
Hospitals treat illegals all the time.
In fact, hospitals go bankrupt treating illegals because it happens so often.
No, if you show up sick in an ER, no doctor can say, sorry, you need your immigration papers.
So she could have...
One is taking her baby across the border.
The other is allowing your baby to have a respiratory infection for six weeks.
Anyway, on August 28th, the child's mother announced a lawsuit against the city of Eloy, Arizona, which is the main contractor running the facility, claiming that the child's death was due to negligence and poor care.
You're right.
It is due to negligence and poor care, yours.
But what's the American takeaway?
And actually, it's the white American takeaway, because you don't hear black Americans saying, that is outrageous.
We should pay reparations.
Black, yeah, you do find some black Americans saying we should pay reparations to them.
But NBC News, go back to that headline.
What does the headline say?
America should pay reparations to ICE detainees who have suffered human rights abuses.
Isn't that mental?
All right.
I need to cleanse the palate here because we're getting a little too intense.
Let's show that buffoon NAS talking about pigeon English.
Hi, my name is Nas.
I am a Palestinian immigrant Muslim from San Francisco who gave up my tech career doing data crunching, which probably violates his visa.
And now I am going around the world to various shit holes to tell you how superior they are.
Let's start with their bastardization of the English language.
Let me ask you a question.
Okay.
How hard is the English language?
It's one of the easiest languages in the world.
And to me, it's probably not that hard.
It is the utility knife of languages.
There's no masculine or feminine.
American English has been stripped down even more than British.
If you haven't learned English after two years of living in America, you are too stupid to have come here and you shouldn't have been let in.
The fact that these cab drivers that have been here for 20 years have such thick accents shows A, they're not trying, or B, we are discouraging assimilation.
Because we can only learn.
Nazi can learn it.
But to many others around the world, the English language is actually pretty difficult.
Can we just stop declare this guy the king of millennial splaining?
He is the grand pubah.
Sean King is the king of hustlers who has done some of the greatest hustles of all time, including becoming a black man and using the n-word to criticize white people.
But this guy is the king of patronizing those who know more than him.
It's amazing the way he tells me about the world.
People don't learn English.
We don't learn their language.
And eventually, no one can communicate with anyone.
This is a real problem around the world because there's just too many languages in the world.
Learn English.
It's an international language.
In the past week, I learned about a new language that is designed to fix this problem.
Pause.
The language is...
That's esperanza, which George Soros' dad is obsessed with.
Pidgin English is people who cannot speak English very well, and then others catering to them.
The BBC has a whole segment where they translate stories into pidgin English, and it goes from like inebriated woman defecates in shower stall to the woman go peepee in the show shall I'm not exaggerating.
And then what happens?
Even poopu comes out.
The other poopus out and then they eat the poo-poo.
So what are you talking about, dude?
Called Pidgin.
How about you just heard of Pidgin English now?
Realize that this language stuff is a problem.
And so they decided to make up an entirely new language that is very similar to English, but much simpler.
It has no hard grammar, no long words, and no crazy sentences.
It's everywhere.
It's called bad grammar.
Dream language.
No.
Instead of coffee, you say coffee.
Library bookhouse.
Bookhouse.
What's universe?
Sky Sky or university?
That's school bookhouse.
What's that called?
University, big school.
Big school.
I am the top professor at big school and I eat dinner there.
No one has the poo poo.
Night Kaikai.
Night Kaikai.
There is no I am, she is, you are, he is, none of that stuff.
There is only me, you, all.
Instead of 26...
Have you ever seen anyone proud of their inability to conceive of nuance?
How do you write medical journals?
How do you sequence the genome in Pidgin?
How do you discuss Kierkegaard and the existence of self?
What separates us from animals?
What is a consciousness?
I have the Kan Kan in my top head.
If you look at my eyeballs behind my glasses, there are thoughts in here that are like Nietzsche.
I am a nihilist.
You are existentialist.
Or as we say in Pidgin, an XX.
22.
22.
That's great.
And you only count to five.
There is no number six.
...in English is simplifying to you know come inside to...
...you know can come inside...
...you know can come inside...
Congratulations.
Way to improve the language.
You know, come inside.
What are we all?
Cavemen now?
Welcome to Cave Speak.
It's the dream language where everyone can speak like cavemen.
You know can come inside.
No smoking aloud is simplified to you can smoke to no can simoke.
You look at me.
That is how toddlers talk.
That's how someone with a brain injury talks.
This is not a revolutionary new idea.
This is less good than the language.
And English, by the way, is already remarkably utilitarian.
It's not floral like a Latin language, like Italian or French.
It is a German language, really, and it's just bare bones.
But no, that is too hard.
You no speak English here.
Bad, bad poo-poo.
Exactly.
You get the idea.
This language is so good that it might actually save a life.
Oh, let me hear.
Take Papua New Guinea, for example.
They have 800 drives and 800 languages.
Okay, pause.
It's almost impossible.
So what could possibly be holding this tribe back from building skyscrapers?
It's because English is too hard.
Once they learn to say, you know, can smoke here, they will instantly get F-15 jets and be able to cure cancer and start opening labs all over the country.
800 tribes, they're all parochial.
They can't communicate.
This is a place, by the way, where they have the cargo cult, where they saw a plane fly overhead and they went, I now worship planes, because those must be the gods.
So they build planes out of random pieces of wood, and then they sit in the planes on the ground waiting for the gods to pick them up so they can survive and not have the poo-poo, and go off into heaven where they can play techno DJs 808 State on their samplers.
What?
They also, there's some guy named John, I forget his name, but he came down there and they were doing some mission, I don't know, in Burma or some crap.
And they stopped there and they came out and they had their uniforms on.
And the whole military came down.
island oh okay anyway bye they now worship that guy they're called like the this is john tribe and they have wood guns And they made American military uniforms out of like potato sacks and stuff.
And they go, We are in the military now.
I worship John.
So the intricacies of the English language is not holding back the Aboriginals of Papua New Guinea.
Simply being more primitive culture is what's holding them back.
They've got a long way to go.
Why don't you start with like running water before we get into pidgin?
It's almost impossible to communicate with all tribes if you don't.
Make a phone call.
Even a well.
Now tribes can talk to each other in pigeons and fight each other less because they can Can you substantiate that claim with any evidence?
Now the tribes in Papua New Guinea.
I am Nas.
I'm from Palestine and I know all about making peace.
Now the tribes can hypothetically, by the way, now the tribes can speak to each other and they can be friends.
Says who, dude?
You just made that up.
This is just like what it's like in normal public schools in America where teachers just come up with something like, America's racist.
And then they don't back it up and they just say, you know, Papua New Guinea, if the tribes could speak pidgin, there'd be no more tribal warfare.
Really?
Okay, that's how we'll get them to stop sacrificing babies and throwing virgins into lava pits.
We'll teach them to say, no smoker here.
Understand each other.
This is how a form of pigeon finally became an official language in the country of Papua New Guinea, in West African countries and in many places around the world.
I love this language because you don't need crazy breads.
Crazy bread words and crazy looking words.
Just to talk to humans.
All we really need is a way to understand each other, and this language has finally made it possible.
You think you're quick, Nas, but you're lugubrious.
The beautiful people, it's all relative to the size of your steeple.
Finally, Ryan has made more Nike meme.
We watch Nike Meme now with no poo-poo.
That is meme, Nike250, sweatshop, 83 cents.
Those numbers are too big.
There's a marine.
Believe in something, even if it means...
Believe thing.
Even bad thing.
Happen.
Believe thing.
Even bad thing happen.
No smoke.
No smoke ahead.
Let's see another one.
There's the original.
You know, their stocks have plummeted.
I wonder if Anthony Kumiya is going to invest.
And Anthony Kumiya, every time there's a controversy like this, he buys tons of stock after it crashes.
And then he goes to bed.
And then when he wakes up, he sells it.
And he usually makes around $2,000.
Because, of course, Nike's stock is coming back.
They're not going to go bankrupt.
Here's a really sad one.
Believe in something, even if it means sacrificing everything.
I'm sorry.
I can't joke about that kid who stole the plane and died.
It still snaps my heart in two.
Next.
There, that's perfect.
That's how you do a meme, folks.
That's how you do parody.
That's how you do satire.
That's how you make a point.
That's how you do art.
That's my favorite one so far.
The sweatshops that make Nike.
That's awesome, too.
Alex Jones.
And just like that, Nike.
Can you do Forrest Gump?
And just like that, Nike went out of business.
That's not that very great.
You know what?
Life is not...
You never know what you're going to get.
Yeah, you do.
It comes with a paper that says what each chocolate is.
Are you saying life's like a box of chocolates if you lost that paper?
Well, what kind of retard loses the paper- Oh.
Sorry, Forrest.
No, wait a minute.
His mother said it.
He didn't.
So his mother lost the paper.
Believe in some that's kind of funny, but it's bad Photoshop.
Who's that?
Oh, is that Casey Yally or whatever who murdered her daughter?
That's really harsh.
That's too harsh.
That's not funny.
I thought the left couldn't mean.
All right.
That was very dissatisfying.
Your first bout was, eh, and then that second bout, meh.
I need some substance now.
Let's talk to this, what's his name, Lewis Black?
Let's talk to Lewis Black.
Sorry, let's analyze a Louis Black video about education because it sums up how bad the left is at doing their homework.
As far as boomers go, few boomers are as boomery as the boo-boo-bummer that is Lewis Black.
There he is.
I'm sure you remember him from the early 80s.
And what these guys do is they take tropes from the 70s and the 60s back when they had a point, the classical liberal days where they said things like, we don't need a war in Vietnam and we need free speech on Berkeley.
You know, reasonable things.
And then they just assume nothing's changed because they're too lazy to look anything up and they go, we should still have no wars.
There's never a reason for war.
And teachers are, I don't know, they're probably still underpaid.
The teachers' unions, which by the way, is the most powerful lobby on Capitol Hill by far, totally dwarfs the NRA.
But the teachers' unions who control the narrative, they tell me that teachers don't get paid enough.
Ergo, they must need more money.
Let's check it out.
If you care two shits about this country, that's the group that you've got to worry about initially.
Just pause.
He has a blue ribbon there.
That's the ACLU.
And the subtext there, of course, is that the American Civil Liberties Union is more important now than ever because Trump consistently violates human rights.
They're not scared about, they don't want to talk about human rights when it comes to Africa or North Africa or the Middle East or India or anywhere else, even what the refugees are doing to Sweden and Germany.
They don't want to talk about that.
But when it comes to the kids who came across the border and were separated from their families, because you can't put a kid in a prison, and why did you bring a kid to a crime?
When it comes to that, we need human rights to enforce this Stalinist dictator that is Hitler incarnate Donald Trump.
So that's what that little ribbon, all that is crammed in that little ribbon.
But yeah, okay, F me then, Lewis Black.
I'm not looking forward to making love to you, But I don't want to fund teachers.
The only hope for public education, especially in places like New York, is charter schools when the free market gets involved.
And those teachers make less than public school teachers, and they do a way better job because they can be fired.
There's skin in the game.
There's stakes.
Teachers make too much money.
But Gavin, my wife's a teacher.
She only makes 40 grand.
She also gets four months off.
Two months off in the summer?
I don't like having two weeks off.
I would die of boredom if I had two months off in the summer.
Then you add all the other holidays and they end up per hour worked.
You end up with about $60 an hour.
But the unions carefully hide that and they just show you the $40,000.
Yeah, freelance writers who don't write a lot of articles also make $40,000.
That doesn't mean they're underpaid.
It means they're underworked.
Go ahead.
They're not getting the materials they need in order to teach.
They don't have enough desks.
I mean, this is pathetic.
They don't have enough.
making that up.
...
were property taxes.
And then I started to hear people say, "I don't have children, so I don't see why I should have to pay as much property taxes." Every child is your child.
Just pause.
I don't think, Lewis, you understand the kind of property taxes we pay here in the Burbs.
Tens of thousands of dollars.
You probably live in LA, and California is relatively cheap with property tax.
But when you go up to New York and the entire Northeast, the property taxes are insane.
Like 50 grand, 100 grand property and school put together.
Often twice.
If you're a rich guy and you work in finance, you should pay more property tax.
Yeah, he does.
He pays $100,000 of education tax and property tax combined.
And these teachers are making money hand over fist and then they can complain that they have to buy some paper.
Yeah, that is another example, by the way, of the schools being terrible at distributing the income.
This is how much America spends per student per year.
That's quite a bit, ain't it?
Now, let's look at test scores.
We've been going up, up, up, up, up with spending.
Test scores have remained the same.
Money is not the problem.
The unions are the problem.
You've created lazy teachers who can't be fired.
And all they do is pour Marxist garbage down our children's throats.
And they come out stupider than when they went in.
Especially with university.
Every child is your child.
What are you, a Hallmark greeting card?
That's the deal, okay?
Just because you didn't have children, they're still a part of your community.
They're the folks you have to take care of.
All right?
He's making a faith.
If you cared two shits about this country, I believe the children are a future.
Because that's the thing.
You know what this is like, by the way?
A lot of this money, I will concede this.
A lot of this money goes to the administration, and they swallow it up.
It's just like the Indian reservations.
You pour money on a tribe, the chiefs and the top brass and all the administrators take it, and then the bottom ones are still poor.
Now, I'm not saying teachers are poor, but I'm saying the reason you're not getting proper school supplies is because these administrations are totally incompetent.
They're basically a little communist fifth column within a free country.
And by the way, I just spent $350 on school supplies for my kids.
So the teachers are not paying this.
And what about inner city schools where the parents don't buy that?
Yeah, charter schools.
Charter schools are thriving in Harlem.
And the only complaint that you people say is, well, not everyone can go to a charter school.
Okay.
That's like me saying, steak is good for you.
And you go, not everyone can have a steak.
Yeah, everyone can have a charter school if these oppressive unions would just unleash the free market on public schools.
First off, if you don't believe less about this, give them what it is they deserve.
You know what?
Then f ⁇ you.
All right?
Yeah.
Because what you're doing in the end is saying they don't deserve it.
No, I didn't say that.
You do?
What do you mean?
What is it that you need that you can't put in an extra $20,150, whatever?
Bill O'Reilly's saying this.
He said, you know, you hear us get mad at tax, and there might be an argument if it was going somewhere real.
Like, if my education taxes went to reward charter schools for having good marks and helping kids in inner cities get educated, I wouldn't be flinching when I write these checks.
But I flinch when I write these checks because I know they're going in a paper shredder.
Remember when, what was it, Obama, he lost a pallet of money?
It was like $3 billion or something?
I don't trust you with my money.
You're not competent.
And Lewis, where do you get this strange faith in the government?
Have you not been to the DMV?
Have you not met the people behind the plexiglass?
That is who runs the government.
Trump is the only one who hates politicians as much as we do.
To make it possible for a child to be properly educated everyhow.
You can't throw money at education.
Yes, you can.
You know where you throw the money at?
You throw it, making sure the people who teach, the way in which they were assured of this when I was a kid, when my mother was a teacher in Montgomery County, Maryland, you assure the fact that they will have a middle-class safety net because they're devoting their time and their energy to ensure that?
So you need to throw money at the problem because these teachers need a safety net.
What kind of argument is that?
I just earlier showed you that throwing money at the problem doesn't work.
And this is what pisses me off about the left.
They've never looked it up.
You argue with a lefty about immigration.
He goes, we're a nation of immigrants and children are crying.
And you go, how many illegals are there in this country?
How many come over the border in a day?
Give me some basic facts.
How much do illegal aliens cost us?
How much do they allegedly pay in tax?
How much do they really pay in tax?
They don't know any of that.
Now, I don't know anything about football, but I don't sit there and preach to you about the NFL and how we need to give the Dallas Cowboys more money.
You don't know anything about education.
You haven't looked it up, yet you just can't resist your little ribbon on your chest and virtue signaling about something you know nothing about.
When you say, I just care about the children, they need a safety net.
You can tell he's making it up as you go.
I guess I might be this weak when I'm that old.
Giving him the kind of time and energy you can't give them.
This is not Mother Teresa, Bill.
He's winging it.
All right, that's enough.
Almost every time you hear People complain about education and the lack of funding, they are winging it.
And I resent that because I hate dishonest people, and I hate dishonest people because they waste your time.
If you haven't read Peter Brimlow's The Worm in the Apple, you're a dunce.
I don't know what you're doing at the back of the class, passing notes, hitting each other with rubber bands.
You gotta get on the dunce cap, sit on a stool right by the front of the class, and listen.
Use your ears.
Look it up.
Throwing money at the problem isn't changing anything.
The free market is the only hope for education in America.
In two words, it is charter schools.
And we're out of time.
We're way out of time.
But I got to squeeze this in.
This is Linda Sarseur at the Kavanaugh hearings protesting.
Now, we heard a lot of protesters were paid.
That's not a conspiracy theory.
That's a true story.
But what is she doing there besides getting money?
The beef with Kavanaugh from the left is that he's going to overturn Roe v.
Wade.
So it's going to be bad for abortions.
People aren't going to be able to have abortions in this country anymore.
If you're wearing a hijab and you're pro-Sharia, like Linda Sarsour is, you may not be pro-choice.
There is no such thing as a pro-choice Muslim.
The dictionary definition of traditionalist Islam, which is what she espouses constantly, is pro-life.
So the fact that she goes to these feminist marches, the fact that she told pro-life women they can't come to the women's march is a great example of them duping you, of them lying to you, of this whole thing being a charade.
It's all a lie.
It's all fake news.
You are being bamboozled by fraudsters.
And I think it works easier on women because they tend to be more gullible.
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