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Aug. 28, 2018 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
Way to break the third wall there, Ryan.
I'm sorry.
Now people know that I'm actually hiding offset.
I didn't just arrive.
Damn.
You gave away our secrets.
That was Slimmy B. What do I know about Slimmy B?
Probably nothing.
Oh yeah, he's from that super group, S-O-B-X-R-B-E.
Bunch of guys from the Bay Area.
I don't know.
It's funny how some songs do really well with that intro, and some of them you go, that's not the right environment for that.
I think it has to be a very sort of a picky-uppy song, like the Bad Brains Eye Against I think did well.
But that just, that song is slow.
And the kids today with the rap, it's quite lazy, isn't it?
This trap music?
I think so.
I remember, I'm from the 90s where it was all scientific mechanical.
They had backpacks on and they're always writing lyrics down.
Someone's letting them take the day off.
And by the way, rock stars today.
Cough syrup?
Lil Wayne is hospitalized for cough syrup.
Ever tried heroin?
All our rock stars died of heroin.
That's a good drug to die on.
I had too many medicines.
I tried it.
Yeah, we got a fun show for you today.
We have Rahim Kassan on the show.
He's the editor of Breitbart UK.
Very smart guy.
It's kind of intimidating how smart he is.
He's like Michael Moynihan, where you feel like you go, I'm not familiar with that.
Oh, it's called the Full of Parliament.
What happens is when a case is rejected by the Maitre D, it's sent over to the barrister.
I don't know what these words are.
But that sounds good.
I hope he's okay.
I also want to look at this dude who does sex healing.
He's with the handicapped and he makes love to them, which it's a free market, perfectly legal, but it's kind of weird if your job is to deal with people who are paralyzed from the neck down and kiss them and hug them and stuff.
And then we'll be done with the show.
I want to focus on Raheem, though, for this episode.
So without further ado, or as illiterates say, without further ado, let's bring Raheem on.
Rahim, can you come on the show, please?
That is a very different reception than I'm used to.
Well, you're hanging out with the wrong people.
These are your people.
These are my people.
Your people?
Yeah!
Ukuru, of course, being the Swahili word for freedom.
Sure.
Yeah.
Well, you should learn more African.
It's a beautiful language.
And it's dying.
Is it?
Oh, the Hootsies are killing it.
By the way, I hear it's huge in France right now.
Yeah, it just won the World Cup.
Did you see those memes going around saying, this is what you get when you don't take in immigrants?
By the way, Don Lemon's argument over why they should celebrate the French national team as an African team now is the same as Jean-Marie Le Pen's argument from 40 years ago.
I just want to say, you know, if anybody's making the sort of ethno-nationalist argument, it's Don Lemon.
Yeah, well, I think the left and the right, we're the same now.
Like, they say things in a screaming outrage, and we go, yeah.
Like, they'll say Trump is Darth Vader.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
I'm on the same page with you.
Are they with that woman who is running like the Abu Ghirab or something and she has a history of doing torture in the Philippines or something like that?
And we go, yeah.
You know the Empire were the good guys in Sarwas.
Yeah, they were.
Well, I never understood when I watched that movie as an adult, what's the big deal?
Like, were they going to kill everyone?
No.
It was a civilized society, right?
They did kill one planet, didn't they?
And blow up a planet?
There's always collateral damage.
There's literally infinite planets.
One planet died.
Sorry.
God.
I'm with you, brother.
Yeah, it's strange that they just recognize themselves as evil.
Become bad like me.
ISIS doesn't say that.
No.
They say we're liberating the world.
Exactly.
And they are.
One dead body at a time.
What's your background?
Anyway, what's your background, Rahim?
Are you a rich kid?
You're very articulate and you have nice clothes.
I am the least rich kid you'll ever meet.
Really?
I grew up to an immigrant family in West London, public schooled, very bad public school, by the way.
Horrible, horrible.
Public school means private school.
No.
Oh.
You've already adapted.
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.
So you call it soccer now?
Well, so we say state school, right?
So it was a state school, you know, with the metal detectors and everything.
I didn't speak like this 15 years ago.
This is an affectation that's come about through living and working in Westminster for 10 years.
I see.
Can you do your original accent or is that gone?
It was more like this, right?
You talk more like this.
Mark it about and everything.
Yeah, exactly.
It was like your impression of Tommy today at the rally.
It was more like that.
But yeah, you know, we had, in fact, the reason we were so poor growing up was because my father was a business owner.
He owned several fast food restaurants in West London.
And then when Soros shorted the pound in 92, we lost everything.
No, my hatred from Soros comes from a very visceral level, right?
This guy who's all like pro-immigrant put my immigrant family out of business because he wanted to make his quick billion shorting the pound.
Well, that's his modus operandi.
He likes economies to clash, to crash.
He's trying to deal with the American dollar Now.
That's what he does.
And I think this is why he funds all these riots, why he funds Antifa.
Of course.
Because he wants the economy to crash, not just to make a quick buck, but also to rebuild it in his own image.
I think he would happily obliterate the planet and then start it up again.
He said it himself in that famous 60 Minutes interview.
He said, I don't care about politics or philosophies.
I just care about making money and I'll do whatever it takes.
This is who the left hitches their wagon to.
Have you heard the left defending Soros and calling him a Holocaust survivor?
Yes, yes.
I guess Mengel is a Holocaust survivor, too.
Well, exactly.
And, you know, the man that went around helping to confiscate Jewish property is the person that they hitched their wagon to.
Just because you were there and you lived doesn't mean you're a survivor, especially if you helped facilitate the genocide.
Just saying.
Disturbing.
You know, Ezra Levant wrote an article about George Soros many years ago, and he read a bunch of books by Soros and just quoted the things that he had said about his involvement with the Nazis, that whole deal.
You mean Ezra Levant, the famous anti-Semite?
Yes, the famous anti-Semite.
And his life was messed up after that.
He was fighting lawsuit after lawsuit from poor people, like a teacher from a school would be suing him for something he said or trying to get his law degree, his lawyer whatever status revoked.
And he thought, who are these people?
How are they affording a $200,000 lawsuit?
And I'm convinced Soros was funding people to terrorize him with lawfare.
You look at what's happening with people like us, people like me and people like Tommy Robinson in the United Kingdom.
There's a group called Hope Not Hate, which I'm sure you'll be aware of.
They cancelled our Rebel Cruise.
That's our Rebel Cruise.
Yeah, Soros-funded organization and other funders as well, but Soros-funded organization that makes a living off terrorizing people like me and terrorizing people like Tommy.
No philosophical argument behind it at all, of course.
They'll put a picture of me on their website with De Stürme in my mouth.
It's De Stürmer.
De Sturme was the old Nazi newspaper.
That's not actionable?
It's bizarre.
Well, I was saying that the other day.
If they had to live under the kind of scrutiny they put us through, I mean, they have all kinds of Black Lives Matter guys who are into ethnic warfare and kill white people and you hear tons of anti-Semitism from Antifa and, you know, you can't, an Israeli can't talk at any college in America.
Yet they'll find something we've done, you know, 15 years ago and try to pillory us with that.
And you go, okay, you want to play by those standards, you're going to be dead.
And I think, I don't mean literally dead, but I think what's happening now is they're sort of meeting their own standards.
They're coming up to their own suicide, in a sense.
It's absolutely correct.
I mean, you see the thing with the guy, was it James Dunn?
James Gunn.
James Gunn from, you know, these are the same people who have for years been haranguing our side over what we tweeted 10 years ago.
Well, fine.
We're going to go back through your Twitter history, find 10,000 pro-paedophile tweets.
No, no, no.
Let's play.
You want to play?
Let's play.
Yeah, that's it.
Well, and they don't think they can handle it.
They've never had scrutiny before.
They're really remarkably spoiled.
And you'll notice this when you try to debate them, you go, these people have no intention of getting to the truth.
In fact, there's even times here, I saw this in New York.
Someone was talking about trans or something like that.
And they go, all we're here saying is that there's two gender.
And then as that guy was trying to put his point, so it was the two gender side versus the trans side, the person who's talking to me would go, with a bullhorn, like a rape horn thing.
Every time he spoke, and you realize, you guys have no intention of getting to the truth.
You have no intention of working out.
So I'm at the point now where I just go, you know what?
This is war.
Let's stop trying to work things out.
It's us and them.
Famously, Andrew Breitbart was, you know, coined the hashtag war philosophy that founded the website that I worked for for the last four years.
And this was Christopher Hitchens' whole thing as well, by the way, which is why I believe that if he were alive today, he'd be on our side in this.
Oh, without shadow of that.
There's a difference between the literal mind and the ironic mind.
And we have ironic minds.
You know, we're always in the pursuit of the truth and we don't care how we get to the truth.
You know, it's sometimes ugly.
Jordan Peterson calls it from the Jungian sense, in sturquilinus in vinitor, right?
In filth truth, right?
From the most nasty things that you have to probe, like the rape and grooming gangs in the United Kingdom, for instance, you end up with the truth, which is, in that case, that Islam, and especially Islam that is preached in about 74% of mosques in the United Kingdom, preaches that young white girls are right to prey on, right?
And it's that difference, the distinction between the literal mind.
The left is all literal nowadays, right?
Everything it sees, everything it does, and everything it aims for is literalist.
And that is a stupid person's way of dealing with the world and with the truth.
Well, it's willfully ignorant, too.
I've noticed with Trump, there was a famous Atlantic article where they said, the left takes Trump literally, but not seriously.
The right takes him seriously, but not literally.
So they'll say, at one point he said, I'm so popular I could shoot someone on 54th Street.
I don't know why I'm doing a ratzo-rism.
He is a literal murderer.
Yeah, he said he would murder someone.
Or he said, hey, my daughter's so beautiful.
I mean, this was inappropriate, but whatever.
He said, my daughter's so beautiful.
If she was my daughter, I'd probably be dating her.
Yeah, but it's not literal.
And then they go, he wants to have sex with his daughter and shoot people on 54th Street.
And he said on a bus that when he becomes president, he's going to start just randomly grabbing strangers' vaginas.
And you go, how long would that last?
Sorry, honk, honk, honk, honk.
Honk.
Hank.
Wow.
It is amazing what's going on in Britain.
And I've heard the left, there's some of these leftists, you know, these white guys that become Muslims and they go to speakers' corner?
The ginger guys.
They're always ginger, by the way.
There's also the sort of intellectual liberals with the kafaya, like Paul Williams or something.
I forget his name, but he's always at these things.
I want to give them the credit of knowing who they are.
Yeah.
He says, you and Tommy are Islamophobic and Racist, because in Britain, racist is anything mean about a group.
And you're purposely ignoring the fact that these aren't Muslim grooming gangs, they're Pakistani grooming gangs.
Okay, you're like, what percentage of Pakistanis are Muslim?
And what is the national religion of Pakistan?
Yeah, it's 98.
How I bet there's no Christians in Pakistan.
Can you imagine?
Very few, very few left.
Very few left.
Or being Jewish in Pakistan?
Zero.
Unimaginable.
But, you know, these are deeply deranged individuals.
Are you Pakistani?
No.
Thank you.
I shouldn't say that.
Awkward.
I shouldn't say that.
That was a close call.
Well, I mean, you know, we have a fair few things said.
What are you?
My parents are Indian.
Ah.
So even more excoriating about the Pakistanis than anybody in the West ever has been.
Yeah, well, that's, I mean, when Pakistan was formed and the Hindus were sent south and the Muslims were sent north, the Muslims would get on trains and just massacre.
Yeah, well, a totally illegitimate nation, by the way, Pakistan.
Pakistan is fake news.
It totally is.
Hey, Ryan, can you pull up the ridiculous dance soldiers do at the Pakistan-Indian border, where they have these bizarre peacock feather hats and then go, hurrah!
Have you seen this?
By the way, no point pulling the clip because I think you did it better than they do it.
You've studied this in depth.
I think you should join.
They have the least utilitarian uniforms I've ever seen.
It's just peacock feathers everywhere.
Where are you going?
To RuPaul's drag race?
You can't win a battle in that.
I saw you.
I saw your feathers over the hill.
Well, of course, this was our problem as well.
During the American Revolution, we insisted on wearing our bright red coats and marching line into battle.
The Americans are hiding by, well, the colonists are hiding behind trees in sort of camouflage gear.
Yeah, well, that was the end of the mistake.
No more drums after that war.
Here we are.
I think George Washington was in fighting with the British at the beginning of the war, and then he went, or no, sorry, before the American Revolution, and then he thought when we were fighting the French, the English Indian War.
And I think he went, after the Indians started shooting from the trees, I think he went, I'm going to leave the Brits, start my own thing, and start shooting the Brits from the trees.
It's very effective.
And famously, during the French Indian War, had a terrible case of piles.
Oh, George Washington did.
What are piles going to say, like ramroids?
Hemorrhoids.
Yeah.
And would carry a cushion with him everywhere because it was so painful.
But that sort of goes to show you the spirit of how much they believed in scalping those Indians back, that hemorrhoids or not, I'm getting on that horse and I'm going to war.
It also shows how wildly uncomfortable clothes were back then.
No breathing.
Anyway, how did we get into hemorrhoids?
Look at this.
This is them at the border.
What are you doing?
And what's on your head?
And how is that used?
I know there's dinosaurs who would use that to warm their blood in the sun.
Look at this guy.
I would hate to be a cockroach at the Pakistani-Indian border.
You better be fast.
What are you doing, dude?
Pakistan, Zinzabad.
Pakistan, Zinzabad.
Ala Akbir!
Oh, wow.
Look at these guys.
And there's no discipline about it at all.
Have you noticed?
It's sort of a fake discipline.
Yeah, random move.
Yeah, I mean, they're stomping their feet as if there's a sort of thing about it.
But look, no, it's totally out of time.
If they're all in unison, like Kim Jong-un's people, maybe.
You can't just do silly dances.
By the way, that video of Kim Jong-un's security staff running alongside his motorcade, that was amazing.
I wish we had that.
You don't get that anymore.
You don't get the Queen's guard running alongside her carriage.
Amazing.
Amazing.
Raheem, I want to talk to you about something very important.
You're a smarty pants.
Maybe you can help me with this.
I was talking to my barber the other day, and he said, I can't think of another time in history where the freedom lovers beat out the tyrannical despots, the ones oppressing them.
Almost every revolution is communists versus tyrants.
Like Cuba was socialists taking over from, what's his name?
Or Pinochet was the dictator taking over from the communists.
It's always communist dictator, communist dictator.
I can't think of another country besides America where the guys to take down the bosses had no plan other than freedom.
Well, I disagree with you on the America point as well.
Ooh, sausage.
That was a progressive revolution, I'm afraid.
I'm a monarchist.
I believe in the divinity of our monarchy and I...
I don't know what that is.
Aren't you Canadian?
You have a leaf on your flag.
Put these mics.
It was a progressive revolution, and so was the French Revolution.
And it's actually done more harm than good.
So you think Britain should still be in control of America?
The taxes were getting a little annoying.
What were the taxes for?
Tea.
It was for fighting the French-Indian War.
Yes.
We were only asking for the money back.
I know, but it was getting annoying, and it was too much.
So, socialists.
No, we don't like tax.
We don't want to pay our fair share.
We don't want to pay our fair share.
We want freebies all the time.
Okay, you know what?
For fun, I'm going to give you this.
It's a progressive revolution, but it couldn't be called a socialist revolution for progressive.
But give me another revolution like this, where it's not communists and freedom lovers.
Don't know.
America's the only country like that.
I think you may be right.
And then this is our biggest problem as right-wingers.
Communism sells.
What's her name?
Or the one who won the...
The gift that keeps on giving.
Wow.
Did you see that clip of her recently where she goes, we're going to turn these states?
And she gets red and blue wrong.
She gets red and blue wrong.
But maybe she meant red for communism.
Yeah, she might be.
Maybe the mask slipped there.
Well, I liked when she had some Jewish woman interviewing her, and she just assumes it's a given that everyone hates Israel.
So she goes, ah, these settlements, it's depriving Palestinians of anything.
They can't eat.
They can't live there.
What do you mean by that?
What do you mean?
Oh, no one's ever said that before.
I'm not an expert on geopolitics.
Yeah, we got that.
I'm Pretty sure that the Jews are hurting Palestinians and it's in the settlements.
I don't know what a settlement is.
And the latest one being unemployment numbers are so low because everybody's working two jobs.
Well, yeah, that was a great question.
How unemployment numbers work.
She's a rich kid from Westchester who lived in the Bronx when she was a baby.
Exactly that.
And I think there's a real problem in America, and this is already happening in Britain, where we're having race-based elections.
And the Hispanics vote for the Hispanic person no matter what their policy is.
Blacks vote for the black guy.
Whites are going to start voting for the white guy.
And policy will be the third priority.
This was the entire problem started with the Race Relations Act.
That's where this whole thing started.
It was divvying people up into their little groups.
And, you know, after America passed the Race Relations Act, Britain did the same thing in 1968.
Famously led on to, you know, you had the Enoch Powell movement in the United Kingdom talking about how, I mean, I'll say it like he said it, at some point the black man will have the whip hand over the white man.
And what he was talking about in that scenario was that actually, you know, identity politics and race-based politics would become de rigueur.
They would become the norm.
And we're seeing it today.
And by the way, you talk about Enoch Powell now in the United Kingdom.
Everybody, racist, xenophobed, can't talk about it, don't want to talk about it.
The 50th year of his speech this year, and still nobody wanted to talk about it.
You know, the warnings were very clear.
Why is it walking around like a little ferret?
What are you doing?
Do we have to spray for freakins in here?
I think the secret is you've got to kill the queen and then the rest of them just die.
While you're down there, mate.
You've been so good.
Thanks for throwing me off my rhythm, too.
Yeah, it is a disturbing pattern.
Maybe it's natural, but I've always thought, let's just vote for the least government guy.
My ideal politician is a Japanese man who doesn't speak English.
We teach him the word no.
We put him in the White House.
And every time someone comes in with a proposal, he's just like, oh, no.
Wait, hold on.
Wasn't that Calvin Coolidge?
Yeah.
Basically governed like that.
He did.
He did.
Zero done.
Zero done, which is the perfect amount.
Perfect.
Well, that's funny in Canada too, because they go, this prime minister back when Stephen Harper was there has taken 160 days off.
Parliament hasn't been in session for a total of 160 days.
Let's get up to 365.
Yep, absolutely brilliant.
There was this big argument in the United Kingdom last week because Theresa May wanted to send the MPs on holiday a week early because she was trying to avert a crisis in confidence in her.
And somebody said to me, I think it was from the BBC, said, oh, don't you think this is awful that Theresa May's sending MPs on holiday a week early?
I said, any chance I can get for them not to be in parliament, I'll take.
Anything.
Send them home early.
We don't want them spending our money.
I hate when they go, this politician doesn't care about you.
They said that about Ted Cruz.
I just heard Toward Cern talking about Cynthia Nixon saying, I think she really cares about New Yorkers.
And I'm like, I don't want you to care about me.
I don't want you to know where my address is.
I don't want you to know my name.
We're not friends.
Leave me alone.
You're the enemy.
Leave me alone.
My friend Austin Peterson is, I think, running for Senate in Missouri or something.
Oh, yeah.
He's a friend of the show.
Oh, good.
And yeah, and his strapline is taking over the government to leave you alone.
That's perfect.
I love it.
You know what I love about Austin Peterson?
He kind of woke me up to an interesting concept.
He said, enough of this playing defense.
We're always talking, like, with guns, for example.
Oh, we want bump stocks.
So please, let us have them.
He goes, instead of sitting there arguing about a bump stock, choose the battleground.
This is in the art of war, right?
He who chooses the battle wins the war.
The battleground, sorry.
And he said, let's take it to Manhattan and say, we want machine guns in Manhattan.
Why can't I have a machine gun in Manhattan?
Make Tommy Guns great again.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
Let's get arguing.
And I feel that way.
I've totally changed my modus operanda this year where I'm just like, let's be petty.
Let's be hypocritical.
Let's get them fired.
Let's be social justice warriors.
Like, I'm pulling out all the stops.
I want Roseanne to keep her show.
I want Samantha B to lose her show.
I'm petty now.
War means war.
And, you know, in the same way that they wanted to do the by any means necessary stuff, we can learn that too.
We can learn all of Vilinsky's Rules for Radicals as well.
We can use that on our side.
By the way, go back and read both Rules for Radicals and Revive for Radicals, his original book.
The prologues are inherently conservative.
They fit by definition conservative libertarian thought nowadays, right?
It's a process of moving against the state, right?
It's a process of moving against totalitarianism, which is what we have, as you know, with people like Tommy Robinson in the United Kingdom today.
So you want to play that game?
We'll play your game and we'll beat you at it as well because we're more ruthless.
Yeah, we're more ruthless.
We're smart.
And tougher and you're soft.
I remember this in the 80s with the Nazi skinheads.
They were a huge problem.
It actually came from the Canadian government because they had all this money to fight fascism.
So they ended up creating these conferences and these news leaflets and stuff.
And they created a Nazi skinhead scene in Canada, of all places.
And we were terrorized by them.
They were all tough, and they were mostly homeless kids.
And then this gang in Toronto just beat them all up.
Beat them all up in Toronto, all up in Ottawa, all up in Montreal.
Boo-boo-boo-boo.
Never saw them ever again.
It was that simple.
You just have to punch these people in the face.
Yeah.
Okay, fine.
Well, we're in Manhattan, so there's a lot of people to punch in the face here.
Oh, yeah.
Well, Ryan walks around with a MAGA hat.
You know, I could walk down Fifth Avenue and shoot, Look, Raheem, we're running out of time, but I have so much other things I want to talk to you about.
My favorite question for British woke people is, is Britain doomed?
I mean, Muhammad is the number one baby name.
Isn't that?
Has been for some time, actually.
Isn't that irrevocable?
Is that not past the point of no return?
I said it today as we stood outside the British Consulate.
The number of Muslims and, you know, Pakistani, Bangladeshi, whatever, Indian background Muslims that actually reach out to me and go, do you know what?
I don't want anything to do with this religion anymore.
I don't want anything to do with these communities anymore.
I mean, it's in the hundreds a week at the moment.
Really?
And it's increasing.
That's good news.
They're very scared to talk about it and do anything about it, right?
But I think you're seeing a massive, massive ex-Muslim population growing.
Now, does that mean that we're not doomed?
I don't know.
I mean, are they ever going to end up like me, pissed up at 11 a.m. on a couple of pints and a couple of fat?
Right, exactly.
Precisely, right?
I don't know.
I don't know if we're going to get there.
But look, the enemy isn't necessarily that.
I mean, we do have to put a stop.
As far as I'm concerned, we should put a stop immediately to all Muslim immigration into the United Kingdom.
I really mean that.
And I was saying that before Trump did his thing on it.
But the real enemy is the people like Theresa May.
The real enemy is the people like Philip Hammond.
You know, these guys who are entrenched and entitled to govern in our country.
And when we put 15,000 people on Whitehall, it scares the living daylights out of them.
Yeah, that's probably why Tommy's in jail was that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why does the upper classes and the middle class even in Britain hate the working class so much?
I mean, we had the Tony Blair speechwriter as his advisor there.
What was his name?
Andrew?
Andrew Nether.
Nether?
Say that I brought in a bunch of Muslims just to mess with soccer hooligans.
To rub the right's nose in diversities.
To rub his nose in it, yeah.
That's exactly what he said.
Well, because they are the entitled privileged task.
And by the way, these people would never be these people were it not for our best having been wiped out in World War I and World War II.
Our top, top people, you know, intelligence-wise and in the military, were all wiped out.
Because don't forget, the front lines were filled with the gentry, right?
They went over the top the same as anybody else did.
And so you would never have had Tony Blair and you would never have had Theresa May or David Cameron had it not been for the First and Second World Wars.
But this is the new entitled ruling class.
The interesting thing about them is that they are not the intelligent ruling class.
I can deal with a ruling class if it's intelligent.
These are stupid people.
They're not.
And so bitter.
There's so much vitriol.
Well, because they know it's a glass jaw thing.
I mean, look at Theresa May's chief of staff, this chap called Gavin Barwell.
Guy doesn't even have a chin, let alone be glass jaw.
A lot of guys named Gavin with no chin are good people, though.
I mean, you can't generalize.
Some of them are...
Oh, my God.
Oh, it's 7.57.
Rahim, it was great having you on the show.
Let's have you back again soon.
Can we put the AC on?
It's so hot in here.
No, but seriously, folks, last time I spoke to you, you were in Italy.
Yes.
And I got kind of excited because I feel like the entire continent is getting Brexit fever.
Is Europe waking up?
I think so.
I mean, you look at the Czech Republic, you look at Austria, you look at Poland, you look at Italy, look at Hungary.
I mean, Italy is the most magnificent case because it's the left and the right populace coming together against Mr. Scissors from the IMF and all these guys and the president who's trying to put in an IMF lackey into the prime ministership.
It's amazing what's going on, actually.
And France is coming along, but coming along slower as the French always do.
But actually, when the French do it, they come along a lot stronger.
Yeah, that's a good point.
Like, Le Pen did very well.
She almost won.
It was conceivable, at least.
Oh!
No.
Marion Marichal in 10 years, when Marion Marichal comes back into the, you know, she just started this university in Lyon, when she comes back into the public fold, that's it.
The establishment's done in France because she is intelligent, she is beautiful, she is sexy, she is seductive, she is everything a politician is supposed to be, right?
Retail politics combined with hard philosophical values.
But what we're doing at the moment is, so I'll go to all these places in Europe and all of them will say in their funny accents to me, can you put me in touch with this person in this country or can you put me in touch with that person in that country?
And I go, hold on a minute.
Don't you guys sit next to each other in the European Parliament?
Oh, yes, but we do not speak.
All right, fine.
So we've started a foundation in Brussels, myself and Steve Bannon.
We've started a foundation in Brussels.
It's called the Movement and it will act as a clearinghouse.
Cool.
Well, movement, movement.
Sarcastic at all, but.
No, no, but movement that translates to most European languages as movement, movemento, whatever.
So we chose a word that makes sense for most people.
And we did this thing, and it's going to be a clearinghouse for best practice and how to run a political party, how to run campaigns, data, polling, all of that.
We're going to run it from there.
And, you know, the next five years, five, ten years, depending on how long Soros lasts, you're going to see a Bannon versus Soros fist fight taking place in Europe.
Beautiful.
It's going to be amazing.
Now, wait a minute.
What helped my brain here?
When you say clearing out, are you talking about a website?
Is it going to be a physical office?
Is it going to be a place people meet?
Will it have seminars?
All of it.
So, obviously the website, but whatever.
Conferences, a conference at least once a year for all these people to come together and actually exchange ideas and everything.
That's such good news.
you're going to come and speak and we're going to have...
We have a staff in a physical office and we're going to be putting together our own polling.
And, you know, heavily line by line, what are the issues?
Where do they apply most?
Who do they apply most to?
None of these people do this all across the continent because all the pollsters across the continent are actually the same pollster.
They use the same methodology.
They talk to the same target audience, and they have the same sort of skewing at the end of it, how they balance it at the end and then put it out to a newspaper, whatever.
We have our own pollster.
We're going to do it all in-house, and we're going to help make these parties take their countries back.
This is a major standoff.
This is the globalists versus the populists.
And we just announced it today.
It was in the Daily Beast of all places.
There'll be an article in The Times tomorrow, and Reuters next week as well.
And there'll be a big press release that goes out Monday announcing exactly how much we plan to spend, where, how.
And Soros is shitting himself.
I am thrilled.
I'm so glad we had you on the show, Rahim.
Thank you for coming by.
Hey, thank you, man.
All right.
Hey, guys.
I think prostitution should be legal.
I know it's an unpopular position amongst conservatives.
I'm against murder.
I think abortion should be illegal.
I think crossing the border illegally should be illegal.
But drugs, prostitution, I think regulating them does more harm than good.
I mean, the whole prison system is basically based on this stupid drug war.
But I remember I was on Fox News once and we were talking about a Shame the Johns campaign, which is a very bourgeois thing to do.
Let's shame the Johns.
It's basically based on, you think you're shaming your dad or your husband, you know, daddy issues.
And I thought, uh, I don't like that.
And secondly, what about a burn victim?
You have a guy who's like a 1.2, because he's burn, he just has like a whole II mouth kind of a thing, nothing, just like a big chicken skin.
And he finds someone who is so okay with sex that they're willing to sell their bodies to him for a fee.
There's a supply and demand transaction.
And after he finally gets to have sex, you're going to go ridicule the burn victim for finding a client?
It's not all guys from madmen who are getting prostitutes.
Some are desperate, all right?
And sometimes the desperate person is a female.
Now, this is going to go against all your instincts, but if you really examine it ethically, being a hired gun who has sex with severely handicapped women may be perverted, it may be twisted, but is it wrong?
Every human body can be erotic.
My first sexual assault was...
He's a sexual assistant and he takes in the severely handicapped and makes love to him.
I assume he gets paid.
Does he get paid?
We were both nervous.
It was a beautiful experience.
A lot better than I expected it to be.
Is that depraved?
Here's a question, sort of off topic.
I saw this guy on the train recently, and his girlfriend was about five feet tall, and she had pigtails, and she had little short shorts on and high tube socks.
She was dressed like a little girl, and she was, you know, obviously 19, but not that obviously 19.
And he was about 25.
Isn't he kind of depraved?
It's perfectly legal.
And I want that short girl who looks young to have a normal adult sex life.
But you got to kind of wonder about the other guy.
Like, same with someone dating a midget.
I think midgets are great people, and I want them to have a good sex life.
But the guy who's with her, the normal tall guy with a tiny little girl who looks like a very fat child, isn't that kind of weird?
Isn't there something disconnected up here?
Isn't this guy kind of weird?
And again, I don't want it to be illegal, and it's not unethical, but Dimitri Zoros, you're 39 years old and weird.
Go ahead.
Europeans are gross.
He's a sexual assistant, an intimate companion for disabled people.
Okay, that's fair.
So you were paralyzed on half of your body, and you have more sympathy than me.
It's frustrating.
So is she completely paralyzed?
Like, say she goes to a bar and some guy's dying to sleep with her.
Are you kind of curious about that guy?
Like, isn't there something weird about him?
She's really attracted to a severe audio character.
No, but we're all the same.
Yes, that's true.
Is that true?
Okay, show them pictures of ugly people that helps her feel better about herself.
And we go for a walk.
I could walk holding hands.
It's a full erotic experience.
How much do you get paid?
I hate the way Europeans are so clinical about sex.
Whoa.
Whoa.
All right, so there's fighty here.
What if you're a woman and you meet this guy on Tinder and you get along and you guys are having fun and then you go, what's your job?
And he goes, I have sex with a severely handicapped one.
Okay, and can I just say something here?
And we can talk while this is playing because it's in another language.
Everyone likes to pretend that they're cool with this.
And they should be.
Because on paper, it makes perfect sense.
But can you get personal for a second and pretend that this is your dad's job?
Or this is your boyfriend's job.
Or this is your sister's job?
Are you really totally okay with your mom post-divorce going, good news, I'm a sexual assistant for the severely handicapped?
No one's saying that the severely handicapped don't deserve to have sex.
That's why I totally back this.
I am totally advocating this, but I'm not going to deny that it's a very strange job to have.
They have far greater sexual needs.
What?
With the issue that are far greater than sexual needs, but that's completely untrue.
Disabled people have normal and healthy sexualities.
Yes, I would imagine that's true.
Disabled people have normal and healthy sexualities.
You just said that.
We got you.
They just said the same thing three times.
Who's denying it?
No one is saying they may not have sex.
We're just saying that it's kind of weird.
But once in a while, I think you always have to have an open mind and say, is this hurting anyone?
This is what I like about libertarians in general.
Is they say, am I doing anyone any harm?
No.
Those are two people in a transaction that are not damaging anyone.
So I'm going to say thumbs up, but you're weird.
So recently we've been talking about offensive things.
And I remember when I was in France after Bataclan, I was talking to a gay dude there.
And he said, you know, I love being French.
I would like to have a French flag outside my apartment, you know, just to celebrate.
But it would be seen as very racist.
Like, France, the country that invented gays, are too scared to put their flag up.
And so when you hear that kind of lunacy, you think, well, that'll never happen here.
We obviously have it for the Confederate flag.
That's a big taboo.
But I don't see people ever getting mad at an American flag, stars and stripes.
Wrong.
The American flag is now a swastika in America.
Check out this video of these guys, these social justice warrior lazy ass douchebags complaining about an American flag.
Quit seriously attacking her for no reason.
Where is this?
You're being a dick to know what's over here.
You just came up to her and started yelling at her and attacking her for no reason.
No reason.
Absolutely not.
That's your right.
Just pause it.
Did you hear that?
We asked her to take her flag down three days ago, and she will not listen to us.
So we're being civil here.
That's like that dude at the Griffin Bar who was attacking the Prowl Boy, and he says, I politely went over and asked him to take his MAGA hat off.
And now I'm the bad guy?
I was very civil about it.
I said, take off that hat that supports the president and take down that flag that supports the country we're in.
That's a racist flag.
That is not your right.
You need to leave her alone.
This is her house.
She's got a dead pool of shirt on.
No, this is her house.
You need to leave her alone.
Oh, it's this is leaving her.
No.
Yeah, good.
Bye.
You need to put your dog on leash, honey.
No, you need to put your dog on leash, honey, please.
No, he's got no shoes on.
I just don't want the dogs to hit her, honestly.
I don't want the dogs to fight or anything.
No, honestly.
I really don't.
I'm just, no, not worried about.
I just don't want them to get in a fight.
I'm just saying.
No.
Just pause here.
That poor woman has to deal with so much crap.
She has to protect an old lady from guys who want to harass her for having an American flag.
And as this is going on, she's got one of those stupid Spuds-McKenzie weird misshapen pit bulls running around with those dumb dog heads that look like they were they gave birth out of a pinhole.
You know those weird heads?
Spuds McKenzie heads?
That looks like one of those dogs.
I think they're in the pit bull family.
So she's got to monitor that.
This guy can't even find shoes.
Can I also say one thing?
No, who wears.
Just kidding.
Who wears a Monopoly?
That's the first Monopoly shirt I've ever seen.
Oh, I couldn't see that.
That's how I roll it.
My glasses aren't helping.
So he's just a big fan of the game.
No, that's got to be a meme, though.
It's got to be some sort of Monopoly pun.
It probably says Donald Trump is Daddy Warbucks or whatever.
He's a jerk.
Maybe.
Money is evil.
Like you guys ever have to worry about buying any property in Park Place.
I'm all the way a block away and he is screaming at her for no goddamn reason.
What she's doing right now is...
Oh my God, she's...
Literally...
That is illegal to you.
She is actually flying a flag.
Quit.
Quit.
No, don't.
Okay, please.
Four days ago, I came out and it was out at 2 o'clock in the morning.
Okay, Andrew.
Wait, the American flag was out at 2 and that's kind of late for a flag.
Flags should be in bed by, I think, 8 o'clock.
When did that flag last eat?
She's actually desecrating the American flag by not letting it ever sleep.
The poor thing must be exhausted.
How is that your business?
I give up talking to this woman.
She doesn't get any lunch.
Good.
Please, please see what the police officers have to say about her.
Call the car an American flag outside her freaking house.
Wait, why do you keep fading away from it?
Oh, that was the end of that.
Oh, that was awesome.
Get off my lawn.
How long was that?
I'd say maybe 20 minutes, 25 minutes.
No idea.
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