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July 25, 2018 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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Ep 160 | Porn Yesterday | Get Off My Lawn
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the kill out the kill looking like bubby dolls Guess who that was that was John Lennon's widow Miss Yoko Ono my wife's really into Yoko Ono I don't know at least she's doing something weird.
She's doing something new.
It's not predictable It's it's not the same old rock and roll.
She's not trying to be the Beatles, that's for sure.
I would imagine just hearing from that little bit of that song that talking with her about politics would be a nightmare.
I've actually hung out with her son a few times.
Really awesome guy who's so smart that he makes me wonder if some people aren't just better than others.
Like apparently the Onos come from a long line of samurais and Sean has been in like a normal amount of fights, just regular kid fights.
You know, he went to all boys school and all that.
But he goes, and I'm paraphrasing here, so don't quote me, but I remember him saying something like, I don't know, when I fight, I'm just like, it's the matrix.
I'm just like, and it's just like in his DNA.
I can believe that.
I definitely think that's true of art.
My grandfather is a painter, and I've noticed when I draw, I just, I mean, you've seen my pancakes, they're incredible, and I don't really practice.
Things are genetic.
Front page of the post today.
This is shocking.
Stormy Daniels was cheating on her husband.
A porn star was having sex.
Who knew?
Also in the news, and there's nothing else to say about that.
I've actually, I know some porn stars, and I've talked to them about Stormy Daniels.
And they go, oh, we got the gossip, man.
Whoa.
Ready to have your mind blown?
And then they go, she's always wanted to be famous.
She's an attention whore.
Everyone in the industry hates her.
She's washed up.
She just did this whole Trump thing to rejuvenate her career.
And I go, how is that gossip?
I mean, who doesn't know that?
That's everything I've always assumed.
Is Pluto, the guy who picks on Popeye, is he a jerk too?
Does he overeat?
Is he violent when he's drunk?
You're not helping me here.
Also in the news, ties are killing us.
I don't believe that.
I think bad tailors are killing us.
I think people, they don't have their shirts measured properly and they get their top button too tight.
So yes, they are restricting blood to their brain and that is bad for your brain.
But it's not the Thai's fault.
The Thai is just sitting there minding its own business.
Doing a great job, by the way.
When you're fat and you sit down, your buttons expand and they go like this.
Boop, boop, boop.
A tie hides that beautifully.
I love ties.
I don't love people who don't wear tailored shirts.
And that doesn't mean you need a tailor.
You can measure yourself and then buy the shirts on Amazon for 50 bucks that fit you perfectly.
I'm so sick of people not doing their top button.
It drives me nuts.
You look so unprofessional.
You may have noticed my shirt today.
My wife's boyfriend sold his prosthetic leg on Craigslist to afford the opportunity to be here.
And this was, of course, a guy who went to a, what was he from the South?
He went to a game in Ohio, college baseball.
We had him on the show.
He said this on local news and it went viral.
And so I think someone has Alzheimer's or something in his family.
So he sold these shirts to raise money for charity because it blew up, but it's gone.
And it's the most inside joke.
It's the most esoteric joke I've ever had on my tits before.
If I'm wearing this in public and someone goes, oh yeah, I remember that viral video, I'm going to poop my pants.
I will be shocked.
All right.
We got a fun show for you today.
We are living in a war zone in a sense.
Yoko Ono's right.
We're living in a war zone wherein a huge swath of the public is under the impression that we're living in a war zone.
And so they've started carrying out what one would do if one was in a war zone.
Like say the cops were hunting down black people.
Dave, you're in the frame.
Yeah.
Oh, you're doing that on purpose?
Oh, I didn't realize I was in that frame.
Yeah.
Dave is, our old producer, Dave Cast, is here training our new producer, Ryan Ketsu Rivera.
You should introduce yourself.
Hello.
Ryan's good at imitations.
Yeah, I can do Gavin McInnes also.
That's you.
That's not me.
It sounds decent.
And then my Tony Soprano.
Oh, yeah, that's really, that's the hardest one.
Weren't we trying to do that in the bar last night for a moment?
Yeah, we were.
I just couldn't do it.
I know, but you're doing the thing with your It's a very difficult situation.
And you try.
It's a very difficult situation.
Now, see, you know what you're doing with your shoulders there?
How they're like hunched?
Yeah.
Just don't do that.
Because it takes away from.
Okay.
It's a very difficult situation.
It's a very difficult situation.
That's the best one I've ever done.
Actually, the fuck.
Dude, I. It's a very difficult situation.
Yeah, okay.
You see that one where he was mad because Carmella wanted to be in the witness protection program and he goes, you want to eat crappy tomatoes in Florida?
Yeah, that was his biggest worry.
Yeah, do that one.
What are we going to eat?
I just cursed.
That's fine.
What are we going to eat?
What kind of tomatoes they got down there?
Anyway, so it's very exciting.
He's much funnier than Dave.
We're going up a funny notch.
You know what we're going to do?
We're going to do a whole segment where you try to train me to do Tony Soprano, Bill Burr, Jordan Peterson, Joe Rogan.
I can absolutely teach.
I've been doing that for years, trying to teach people.
My hand's always touching my head like a magneto, trying to move metals.
You got to add the word bloody.
It's a bloody madhouse out there, it's biologically different.
There's you get Irish sometimes with that.
Always.
It's pretty much an Irish accent.
Yeah, a Canadian accent is a Scotch-Irish accent.
I don't like seeing your stupid water bottle on the ground.
I'm sorry.
More importantly, can you hold that up for a sec, Ryan?
Yeah.
I don't like these.
I hate them.
Tap water is...
It's called tap water.
So you're buying tap water because you don't like tap water.
And the only difference between you pouring that in a cup from the sink is you add a plastic bottle to the landfills.
So it's really bad for the environment if you go by this myth that we are using up too much garbage.
So it's like it's hypocritical.
But I'm reusing it so that way it hasn't gone to the landfill yet, to be fair.
Okay.
Touche.
It's a cup in that sense.
You have a large plastic cup with a skinny top.
Yes.
All right.
We haven't even started the news yet.
We have Ron Coleman on the show today.
He's a litigation lawyer.
You'll remember there was that band, The Slants, Chinese guys, and they were told they couldn't copyright that name.
And he fought and won for them.
He's a great copyright lawyer, great trademark lawyer.
And I'm getting into law fair these days.
I want to start suing people who call me racist.
You know, Peter Thiel got to do it.
George Soros gets to do it.
I'm rich.
I want to start doing it.
I'm going to start suing these people that make up these lies about me and Proud Boys call us racist.
And Ron is usually the voice of reason that says, don't bother.
But I'm not reasonable anymore.
All right, let's get started with all this news.
There's so much going on.
It's mental.
I've got all these stories that show that we are living in a war zone.
Yoko Ona's right.
Story one.
Remember that imbecile who said that a Marine Corps veteran who works for ICE is a Nazi?
And she dug up a picture of him.
He's got no damn, he's got no bloody legs.
He has no legs.
And he has a tattoo.
It looks like an iron cross on his elbow.
And she decides that that's a Nazi symbol.
Yeah, there's lots of Nazis in the American military flaunting it with their big swastika tattoos and then getting employed at ICE.
We'd love you to work at ICE.
The Nazi tattoo, you know what?
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
Just don't be photographed when you're on your wheelchair there.
What was her name, though?
See if you can find her name.
Because Ron Perlman ran with it.
Here's what the article says.
Remember last month when blue check celebrities like actor Ron Perlman, who I highly recommend checking out.
Ron Perlman is Trump Derangement Syndrome Personified.
That's the girl there.
Go down.
I want to see what her name is.
I keep forgetting it.
She looks exactly like Scary Perry from Windy City Heat.
She really does.
Her name is.
I don't know why I started chiming in before knowing her.
Oh, my God.
You said her name is, and then you thought, I'll find it as her name is comes out of my mouth.
Remember actors like Ron Perlman smeared as a Nazi, a veteran of the Marine Corps and double amputee who now works for ICE as a computer forensic analyst.
Because of the Iron Cross tattoo on his arm, after Perlman and others spread the false claim far and wide, ICE issued a tweet clarifying that the tattoo is a symbol of his platoon in Afghanistan.
You know, the place where he had his legs blown off fighting for you?
Anyway, what's her name?
Talia Lavin.
Levin.
Talia Lavin.
Too close to Mark Levin for my liking.
I hope they're not related by some illiterates who wrote down their name wrong in the ledger at Ellis Island.
But this is a big deal.
So she's the fact checker at Media Matters now, which explains everything.
Media Matters watches every show I'm on, and they don't want to get sued.
So what they do is they show this face, and then they show the video clip, like what I'm saying now, and then they transcribe it verbatim.
In other words, they're my publicists.
Thank you, Media Matters, for spreading my show, doing commercials for my show.
I appreciate it.
But anyway, these klutzes, these incompetent boobs, these Bigfoot chasers who are convinced Nazis lurk around every corner, totally blind to Islam, totally blind to Muslim terrorism, totally blind to, say, the race war going on in Southern California,
where Mexican gangs are murdering blacks solely based on their race, totally oblivious to things like the black abortion rate and how abortion is committing cultural and ethnic genocide, racial genocide, ethnocide against black people.
No, none of that.
Nothing about welfare shattering the black family.
Nothing about black on black crime.
Nothing about real black issues.
Just someone made an unfortunate comment when they were drunk at a party 13 years ago.
That's what Media Matters and the SPLC and all these groups do.
And the Nazis they're chasing don't exist.
That's why I call them Bigfoot chasers.
So she is now assigned head of Bigfoot Chasing at Media Matters.
What a ship of fools you all are.
And by the way, this is a trend.
We have Facebook and Google hiring the SPLC to find them more big feet.
And CNN, they're asking CNN.
Oliver Darcy from CNN goes, I can help you Facebook.
Let's censor InfoWars.
That's fake news.
Someone from CNN is accusing someone else of being fake news and saying they need to be censored.
And it might work.
You know what's really going on here, of course.
What's really going on is they believe the left believes that social media is responsible for Trump's victory.
They want to make sure it doesn't happen again.
And Facebook and Google want to keep everyone happy because they want to keep their shareholders happy.
So they don't care about truth.
They just go, what's this latest hysteria?
We think that conservatives are dominating too much social media.
So we're going to call it fake news and we want you to stop it.
Okay, whatever the customer Wants speaking of war zones, we have Lauren Southern in Australia, and Lauren Southern is brave.
She did a video where she went and asked people if Lauren Southern should be killed, where many people she spoke to said yes.
Some were kinder, though.
Some said just string her up, some just want to beat her.
And so at this particular rally, she went over, don't start it yet.
She went up to protesters outside, and she was surrounded by security, by the way, down there.
And she asked them, what's your problem?
Why do you hate me?
Why do you think we're living in a war zone?
And this is their response was, you're a racist dog.
I don't know.
Dog here means ugly.
But in Australia, I guess it means bitch.
Go ahead, Ryan.
I want to hear it.
Hey, Mars.
You are a crowned.
I'm a refugee.
Can I just ask why you're such a racist dog language?
Yeah.
Why I'm a racist dog.
What evidence do you have?
Can you just positively?
I call BS on you being a refugee.
I bet your parents are immigrants from India or something.
Maybe one parent is.
And you thought, well, I mean, India is a rough place.
And if they went back there, they could die.
So in that sense, I'm not really just an immigrant.
I'm kind of a refugee.
She's making it a subjective thing.
I'm kind of a refugee.
I was in Quebec, Canada, where English people are second-class citizens, and you can't prosper as an English company in a French province.
So I'm kind of a refugee.
Question mark.
Let's hear her argument.
No, you don't have any evidence.
I wanted this one bit of evidence.
I love one bit of evidence.
You're a race dog.
That's all.
Well, that's not a good idea.
The evidence is that you're yelling over of a refugee.
A refugee can tell me what a race is.
A refugee isn't a race.
Okay, what is a race?
Tell us what a race is.
Racism is a skin color.
It's a race.
Racist dog!
Racist dog!
Race this door!
Don't racism!
Race this door!
Don't do it!
You tell me what a race is!
All these people are f***ing Nazis.
They're all insane.
She asked for evidence.
They all dressed like shit.
They all dressed like shit.
They're all women.
Skin color, race is an ethnicity.
It was also said in list form, so she wasn't done.
Is race not an ethnicity in a skin color?
I'm confused here.
And by the way, us on the right here, we didn't bring up race.
We never wanted it to be a thing.
You guys made it a thing.
Our job applications don't include race.
You're the ones who said they secretly do.
You're the ones that put race on the table.
Oh my God, we barely begun this show.
It's almost over.
Okay, speaking of other stuff, shooter in Toronto, Muslim dude.
Actually, you know what?
I could push Ron till tomorrow because I need to get through all this.
So do you know about this?
There's actually video footage of it if you can find that dude.
I think it's on the next link, the CBC link.
Muslim guy had mentioned that he supports ISIS or ISIL, I believe they say.
He goes up to this restaurant, armed to the teeth, and just starts shooting into the, I don't know if it's a bar or a restaurant, shooting at them.
Kills, I think two people are dead now.
He shot nine people.
And you can see footage of it.
What are you doing, Ryan?
You think that's the footage?
No.
Okay, find the footage.
It's a dark shot.
I think someone's filming with their camera.
Yeah, there we go.
It's very spooky.
You only get one nanosecond of it.
Put it up, put it up, put it up.
There he is.
Was it from that car?
Jesus.
What's his name?
Fahil Mahad or something?
See if you can dig up his name.
Was it from that car?
But immediately, the left, this is how it always works with these Muslim shootings.
The left goes, it's a white man, it's an incel, it's a racist.
We need to stop this.
Some supermodel who has me, I'm saying supermodel, maybe she's not, she's just very pretty.
I think this Faisal Hussein.
Faisal Hussein.
I can only see her tiny avatar.
I have no idea who she is.
I assume she's a model, but I'm ugly.
Said that this is an example of white male rage.
We need to build a wall.
Of course, I'm known as the white male spokesman, so she said we'll get Gavin McInnes to pay for it.
Have you got that tweet that chick put up?
Put it up.
God, you're slow, Ryan, today.
What are you doing?
I got this.
Yeah, that's what I need.
No, go back.
Oh, Lord.
We need to put a ban on white men until we can figure out what's going on.
Christina Estima.
See if you can find her.
I'm blocked.
I don't know if you're logged into my Twitter there.
You probably are.
But see if you can find out what she looks like.
Now I care more about the fact that she's hot than I got off at a tangent.
She's hot.
Wow, that's my exact type.
My exact type doesn't like me.
That's nothing new.
And isn't it funny how there's so much intense scrutiny?
I just said that a second ago, but you see it with this case.
White male, white male, white male.
Then they find it's a Muslim.
No scrutiny.
The scrutiny ceases, and now it's just dumb, deaf, and blind.
So we go from Nazi glasses to blinders the second we find out it's a Muslim.
And by the way, the Torontonians over in Canada there are focused on mental illness.
He was mentally ill.
Okay, speaking of mentally ill, there is this guy.
They've caught him now.
Go to the bottom link.
He's been arrested.
He's a nutbar.
He's got a name like James Powell or something.
This guy is an ex-con.
So the next whole bunch of stories is all about this thing.
So this guy's an ex-con lunatic.
He's been to prison.
His neighbors had restraining orders on him.
He's insane.
And I don't know what happened with these two black girls, but he decided they must die.
So he stabbed them, killed one of them, stabbed two girls, sisters, and then totally heartlessly, just like staring at them, just wiped the blood off his knife.
So, a mental patient, right?
Do you want to play some of that?
Let's play some of it.
Availability here at the Rock Ridge station.
He told us the arrest was uneventful.
It's a very difficult run to a stage.
There he is.
John Cowell.
Okay.
So that's the guy.
Just a transient nut, right?
This rumor starts that it was a Proud Boy.
And this is based on a lie that the Proud Boys wanted to have a meetup at this place called Wrecking Co.
or something.
Go to the first link here.
Trump Supporter attacked in Oakland.
So there's this bar off Westing something.
I'll find it out in a second.
And they lied and said Proud Boys were trying to have a meetup there.
And then they started virtue signaling and said, no way are we going to do it.
Absolutely not.
They cannot stay at our bar.
And so they got all this publicity about it, but they threw us under the bus by pretending we were going to meet there.
And then the rumor became, well, they were going to meet there.
They probably planned to go stab some black people and then celebrate at a bar.
That's really what the rumor became.
Then it gets crazier.
So they have a big protest to stop this whole concept of a group of guys going out to stab black girls before they go celebrate for a beer.
You know, as men do.
They said they've had enough of that.
They don't like that.
Again, no concern about the brutal black on black crime in Oakland, but they finally start caring when a mythical group does it for fun.
So this club got publicity, but then there's these other dudes that like Trump that I think were hanging out at a bar nearby and they've got a USA shirts on.
They get attacked by this mob because this mob believes this rumor and thinks they're the Proud Boys.
We are living in a war zone.
How did this rumor get so insane?
Play some of that.
This is them now chasing these guys who have no idea what the hell anyone's talking about.
Look at this.
Stop stabbing black girls.
I didn't.
Get out of the Proud Boys.
They didn't stab her and I'm not in the gang.
The club.
Look at this.
Several men ID'd as Proud Boys.
By whom?
Cops intervene.
Naya Wilson.
That's the name of the girl.
And then the hashtag is say her name.
Here, there's a picture of the guy attacked.
Poor bastard.
He's just walking down the street in a USA shirt.
Click on that.
They attacked for no reason.
We're not going to get to Ron.
Go ahead.
Yeah, pull it up.
I'd rather you pull up the wrong thing and we could say that's not it.
That acts like a teaser.
A member of the white supremacist wrong group, the Proud Boys, wrong, he's not a member, showed up for their visit and got dealt with.
Also, Twitter, do your thing and find out all his info.
Judge and jury, trial just happened and he is beaten for stabbing poor Nia Wilson.
And now that we found out who it was and the police, actually go back to that original clip where we were making the Tony Soprano joke.
The difficult situation, train station.
No, the news clip.
It's the last one.
It says he's been arrested.
He's an up bar.
I feel comfortable saying, you know, identifying clips because Howard Stern says it on his show and he says it's clip 32.
Okay, now jump forward.
Earlier, Cal was the first time at the Colisea died from her stab wounds.
Kaiser and Richmond fall restraint.
Was that on parole?
Yeah, there we go.
That's the guy, by the way.
I'm responsible for him, according to the lunatics on the left.
No, keep playing it.
Turn it up, too.
I can't hear.
To Sunday night stabbing, police still don't have a motive.
We haven't connected him with any type of radical group or white supremacist group or anything like that.
That's kind of good.
We're still the white supremacist group.
But of course, the story will instantly die.
And oh, oh, by the way, that during that protest, they went to that bar.
What's the name of the bar?
We got to find out the bar.
I just tweeted them a second ago.
It's like Wrecking Co.
or something, Westinghouse.
They went in, so this rally gets going.
All these people are there to say, don't stab girls, which who knew that was a thing.
I thought it was okay to stab people.
They go into the restaurant, the bar.
They walk in there.
It's my most recent tweet, Ryan.
They walk in there and they look around for fascists.
Hmm, I don't see any fascists.
And then they leave and they come out and they go, there's no fascists in there.
And then everyone cheers.
What?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
This has become normal now.
Oh, and this is a great...
Make Westing.
Click on the Make Westing link.
There's me trying to explain everything.
And what's the bar called?
Westing.
Make Westing?
No, that's the 12th.
Oh, MakeWesting.com.
So I think it's Make Westing.
Okay.
Westing, I think, is the actual name.
But this keeps going.
So now, it's just accept.
This goes back to the Griffin, by the way, which I'm suing.
I'm suing the Griffin bar for kicking out those Proud Boys because California is very strict about political bias in the service industry for some reason.
I think it goes back to communists, so we're going to be frying them.
But check out the quality of journalism.
There's something going on here with this sort of affirmative action where they have to get their female writers up.
So they end up with all affirmative action.
You end up with less qualified people.
So there's all these lazy female writers who will just plagiarize each other and just barf out a bunch of lies just to meet their deadline.
And they're becoming mainstream news.
So we talk about fake news all the time.
It's not really just people lying with an agenda.
It's also very lazy, terrible writers who are doing a job they shouldn't do.
Now, this has great design, by the way.
The graphics are cool.
What to do when Proud Boys and other hate groups, libel, show up at your bar?
And they got a pretty good picture, and I like the graphics on this site, but the writing here is just shocking.
Last weekend, the Griffin Bar in LA was home to a hate meetup for the Prowboys, blah, blah, blah, blah, created by me.
When word spread the Proud Boys planned to congregate at the Giffin, first through texts and then across social media, a group of leftist protesters led by comedian Josh Andruski came to the bar.
Upon their arrival, Andruski and his peers intended to ask the staff to make the Proud Boys leave.
But when a bartender denied their request, not much of a plan remained other than the desire to call out the Proud Boys and be allies for the people of color in the establishment.
This is like, this is just some dumb sight.
But you'll read this on the Daily Mirror.
You read this on even the New York Post has been infiltrated by these lazy slobs.
Eventually, chaos ensued with Androwski's girlfriend, Madison McCabe, being pushed to the ground by a Proud Boy when she tried to prevent him from approaching Androtsky.
In retaliation, Androwski took off the Proud Boy's Make America Great Again hat and threw it outside.
That's not even close to the truth.
This guy came up and said, take off your hat.
The guy said, no.
He grabbed the hat and took it off his head.
The dude with the hat went to get it.
The girlfriend pushed him and he said, get out of my way and shoved her as he got his hat back.
But I just want you to see, because sometimes I'll have liberal friends and they go, dude, I read this thing about you.
It's really messed up.
And I go, please click on the girl who wrote it.
Just please do that.
Just so you know who's influencing you.
And the writer of this article is named Tierney Finster.
She's a contributing writer at MEL.
She last wrote about forced orgasms, the consensual fetish getting women off more than they knew possible.
What the hell does that mean?
Isn't that just a good orgasm?
Forced orgasms.
Wait a minute.
I didn't know it was going to be this good.
Slow it down.
But go to her website, Tierney Finster, and check out her modeling.
She's apparently a model.
Okay.
Well, I know models are dumb.
It's in the links, genius.
Everything I say, when I say go to something, I mean it's in the email with the links.
Yeah, there we go.
Look at her.
This is her modeling.
Now, I know models are known as stupid, but it's usually because they're so pretty, they never had to work or read books.
They're always invited to fun parties.
Now we have ugly models that are stupid.
This is a new one.
Can we see some of her shots?
They're really gorgeous.
There she is.
Okay, that one's actually not bad, but keep going.
They get real good.
Keep going.
More, more, more.
Scroll way down, way down.
Yeah, now we're cooking.
Look at that one.
Look at that one.
I'm a model.
Well, you are posing for a photograph.
I guess that meets the dictionary definition.
There she is doing more modeling.
I'm a surfer.
I mean, I've tried surfing.
I didn't do a good job, but I was on a surfboard going like that, so that's surfing.
A surfer is one who surfs.
I'm a surfer.
Look at that one.
Oh, my Lord.
Those breasts are really not doing anything for her.
Let's eat some more while we're at it, while we're fat shaming.
Anyway, this is who writes these articles.
Mental cases.
Absolute mental cases.
God, she's fat.
Look at her there.
Wow.
Hey, can you tell me the news, please?
Can you report on what's happening in the world?
You seem to know.
Look at that, Brittany Spears.
This is the person writing these articles.
Can you tell me about what racism is and what to do when a white supremacist shows up at your bar?
You seem to know a lot about stuff.
There she is doing a conference call with some billionaires in Saudi Arabia.
This reminds me, by the way, of the woman with the largest ass.
Have you seen this?
That's the best one, though.
Where is she there?
Oh, I can't see because the camera's in the way.
What is she holding by her face?
Oh, a chocolate bunny?
They said, we want you to feel erotic and to show some real sincerity.
What's something you think about all the time?
I guess chocolate?
Okay, we'll get some chocolate.
Can we get some chocolate on the set, please?
Maybe a cheeseburger.
And these are our enemies.
These lunatics, these self-indulgent lunatics who just make stuff up, make stuff up as they go along.
Oh, yeah, so this reminded me of this woman who has, she's trying to have the biggest ass in the world.
What's her name again?
She's a Swedish model.
Natasha Crown.
Natasha Crown.
Let's show some video of Natasha Crown with the largest butt on earth.
What is going on with that?
Just keep it.
Oh, you got something else going on in the background there, Genie Ars.
That's Genie Ars.
Sorry.
Is that implants?
Does she have a giant ass and also implants?
That looks natural to me.
No?
I disagree.
Now, there's natural and there's natural.
She has an obscenely large ass, but I also think there's stuff in it.
Aren't they supposed to be more round than that?
It looks like there's chunks.
It does look like chunky blobby.
It looks like there's some luggage in there.
Yes.
What?
Who likes the luggage?
Look at that thing.
Wow.
It looks like she got some constipation.
But click on that article about having the largest bum because they have this other black woman.
Actually, do that on your own time.
I don't want to waste people's time.
Yeah, there we go.
That's the Swedish glamour model we just saw.
But if you scroll down, there's a video.
Oh, Lord.
She's writing articles about Proud Boys and how you have to watch out.
Yeah, click on that one.
But it's going to be a commercial first, I bet.
If so, go away from it.
There we go.
Look at that.
They are very happy with that.
I personally, maybe it's a cultural thing.
I find that a bit much.
But I understand other cultures, they're very hooked on the look.
Can we hear some of that?
I like to put my value in my life.
I feel like a person who is sexy.
I put it like that.
Is that France?
I can't tell if it's France or Africa anymore.
It's like the World Cup.
You don't know who to root for.
Is this France or Africa?
I honestly don't know.
Anyway, that's enough.
Enough being mean to fat people.
Well, someone likes them.
By the way, speaking of lunatics, this is kind of an oldie but a goodie.
This is a Spanish woman who identifies as a cartoon.
She's not dressed up as a cartoon.
She is a cartoon.
This is also who were I know what you're thinking.
It's not a distraction.
I'm a character.
What you're thinking?
No.
I'm like that.
You can see a pretty girl in there somewhere.
It's kind of like really fat girls.
You can see the pretty girl.
If you look just right here, you see there's a sane person in there somewhere.
Yeah, everyone in Tokyo got together and had an intervention.
I have to listen to that voice all the time.
What about when she has dinner?
All right, that's enough of that.
Finally, how are we doing for time?
We went way over, didn't we?
We're at 34.
Okay, that's good.
So we're going to push Ron till tomorrow.
Sorry, Ronnie.
That's a big talk show thing, too.
We didn't get to them.
Remember, Jimmy Kimmel made his chops by pretending that he was going to have Matt Damon on, and he couldn't do it.
All right, there's a new trend going on where the right is exposing the left's pedophilia.
And what they're really doing is playing dirty pool.
Now, we just saw Proud Boys get attacked, or no, random dude with a USA flag get attacked based on a lie, right?
So we are enduring this insane scrutiny that goes way back to punishing us for the worst thing we've ever said.
It goes way beyond that.
It goes way beyond punishing us for things we have said.
It's even worse than that.
Now it's punishing other people for things we didn't even say.
That's how far they've gone.
So you know what we're doing now and Cernovich is leading this?
How about you stand up to some scrutiny?
And I'm not talking about lies.
I'm going to find things you actually did.
And I used to be all about free speech and I used to be Mr. Kuhl with everything.
But I am going to go back over the things you've done and analyze your transgressions.
And guess what?
The left can't hack it because they have been indulging themselves with reckless abandon for years.
Now they know they can't be racist, but kids for some reason are off the table.
And I honestly believe a lot of liberals, they don't see kids the way you and I see kids.
Like yesterday I was at the baseball game and I was going to see the Mets play the Padres and this Dominican kind of a dude, black guy, Hispanic guy, was next to me with this kid.
And this kid comes over and he's eating a lollipop, a freezy, whatever, popsicle.
And I think most liberals would just go, look, you have your seat.
What is he doing in my seat?
But I see the little guy and I go, what's up, buddy?
And I give him a little high five.
And I enjoy his company.
I don't resent kids.
I wish they were everywhere.
I wish kids were just milling around everywhere.
They're pleasant.
They're fun.
It's fun to get, and they're always up for a high five.
Well, 95% of the time, they'll give you a high five.
But I think that the left sees kids differently and they like making fun of them.
They have no sanctity when it comes to kids.
Now, I know that these pedophile jokes that Cernovich caught these liberals saying are jokes, but I don't have to, I can pretend I don't know they're jokes because they started this war and we're in a war zone.
So let's start in order with Dan Harmon, who he tried to make the most offensive pilot he possibly could.
And it is a fake baby rape video.
Now, if you'd asked me two years ago, I'd say leave Dan Harmon alone.
He did a sketch that was supposed to be the most offensive pilot ever, where he's a guy named Daryl who breaks into someone's house, goes up to their crib, and rubs his penis on their plastic doll.
I'd say, yes, it's an offensive joke, but let jokes be.
It's art.
No, not anymore.
Now I want Dan Harmon to be fired for making this joke.
I want them to suffer the way we've suffered.
We are in a war zone.
So Dan Harmon is getting fried for that sketch.
Also, Cernovich just got James Gunn fired.
James Gunn was the guy who did Guardians of the Galaxy, and he made really inappropriate jokes about babies.
Do you have any of them there?
See if you can dig one up.
It's probably in that one.
Yeah, these are the James Gunn jokes.
Actually, I don't think I've read many of them before.
This one is harsh.
I like it when little boys touch me in my silly place.
Shh.
How is that a joke?
Photo shoot with blah, blah, blah, trying to maintain chubs so I look impressive in the photos.
I guess those are young girls.
Yeeks.
The Hardy Boys.
What does that say?
The Hardy Boys and the Mystery of What It Feels Like When Uncle Bernie f ⁇ s me.
Wow.
Yeah.
So when I started out this, I was saying, I get that some of these are jokes and I used to not care about jokes.
But even within the paradigm of these are jokes, those are really weird jokes.
All right.
So now we look at Michael Ian Black and Patton Oswald.
They're next on the chopping block.
And James Gunn, sorry, Cernovich and the right in general is going after these two sanctimonious turrets.
Patton Oswald used to be a friend of mine, and he just got Trump derangement syndrome.
Try to see, go through that article and find some of the quotes.
Among the Oswald tweets that Cernovich highlighted on Friday was a 2013 post reading, let Nambla members F anyone they want.
Am I so crazy for wanting my kid to grow up in a safer world?
I don't even get that joke.
Nambla is the natural all-male boy love association.
So Oswald is saying that he wants Nambla to be able to have sex with kids because it's a safer world.
Again, I started out saying, look, I get that these are jokes, but let's punish them the way they punished us.
Now that I'm seeing them, I don't really see them as jokes.
And then Sarah Silverman is in trouble too.
She had one.
Do you have that one?
And Sarah Silverman, by the way, said, she used me when she was being criticized.
She said, Look, it's a joke.
Have you ever talked to Gavin McInnes, the founder of Proud Boys?
He'd make jokes like that all the time.
I don't recall pedophile jokes.
That's a bit rich.
What was Sarah's?
It's the last one there.
Right after the Michael Ian Black thing.
Supposed to have all these up.
It's the last one, you buffoon.
Oh, it's the last one on that already.
Yeah.
When I say last one, it's because I'm looking at my notes.
Oh my god, where's my email?
You opened it.
Your email should be open!
Hi.
Welcome to the show.
Now you're typing in what?
I sent you this email, Ryan!
Now you're opening your email?
What did you print this from?
My email.
Oh, my email!
We'll get that email!
Okay.
Wait, wait, wait, not that, no.
Oh, my Lord in heaven, Jesus Christ.
I said, get all the links up, ready.
This is the last link.
The last thing you had to do.
Yes.
Oh, there he is.
I got it.
He got it.
All he had to do was log into his email where I send the notes for the show.
Okay, got it.
This has been worth it.
Hey, is it considered molestation if the child makes the first move?
I'm going to need a quick answer on this.
Okay, that.
That is an example of a joke that I would have let go a long time ago, but now we're in a war zone.
So, sorry, Sarah.
I want you to be pilloried for that.
You're pilloring everyone else.
And as far as the other jokes go, the Michael Ian Black and James Gunn ones, I didn't know they were so horrible.
So now I think even open-minded pre-war zone me would have had a problem with those.
And this final example, this is my alma mater, Vice, getting little kids to tell dirty jokes.
I don't understand this.
And, you know, you'd never have a black guy telling a racist joke.
They'd never do that in a billion years.
But for some reason, and I think it's because abortion is so prevalent and these people don't have kids anymore, I think kids are just sort of like garbage to these people.
They don't like when you and I, when dads see kids, we go, what an angel.
Like when you walk around a Puerto Rican neighborhood and they see your kid, because they all have kids, they go, oh, God bless you, God bless you.
Like they appreciate it.
They go, oh, look, a little kid.
Those are so cute.
I love those things.
But when these childless pro-abortion people see kids, they go, let's throw it, make it do a trick, and then tell it to get lost.
So this is kids telling dirty jokes.
They have a whole slew of these, by the way.
Why did God invent yeast infections?
Why?
So women know what it's like to live with annoying f ⁇ .
How do you spell me?
M-E.
You forgot the D. There is no D in me.
Not yet.
Just pause.
If you hear the laughing in there, that's what I'm talking about.
Those guys laughing.
And keep watching because the last one is brutal.
I don't even know if I can show that.
You're not your wife.
What?
Your job sucks.
Was your joke?
That's great.
I fit it in the microwave.
What?
I don't know.
I close my eyes when I masturbate.
Just pause.
That was, what does it look like when you put a baby in a microwave?
I don't know.
I close my eyes when I masturbate.
But it gets worse.
Go to the end.
What's the worst thing about being a pedophile?
What?
I guess just trying to fit in.
Look at that kid.
The worst thing about being a pedophile is just trying to fit in.
Obviously, a play on words there with the actual sex act that pedophiles go through when they rape boys like that nine-year-old boy.
So Tommy Robinson should be in jail for pointing out rape because, and child rape, because, but then at the same time, child rape's funny.
Child rape's not a big deal.
I guess the thing that Tommy Robinson and that video have in common is that child rape is not a big deal.
Well, child rape is a big deal, I'm afraid.
And Tommy Robinson doesn't deserve to be in prison.
These comedians do.
And Ryan does for not being able to access his email.
I found the tweet in question right at, like, just now.
The Sarah Silverman one.
Very late.
No, no, we read it out.
I know, I know.
But don't think you're going to change that in editing and make it look like it was fast because we're keeping all that in.
But I found out why it was where it was.
I don't care.
No one cares.
Okay.
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