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July 16, 2018 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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Ep 156 | Euro Rail | Get Off My Lawn
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That was 3-6 mafia named after cough syrup.
It's got triple six on it.
So they are the triple six mafia because they enjoy cough syrup.
Didn't a little Wayne OD on cough syrup?
I guess it's got like, what do you call those, opiates or whatever, sedatives, something in them?
I don't know.
I kind of liked our rock stars better.
They did heroin and died.
That was cool.
Jimi Hendrix chopped down a mountain with, what is he saying?
Stand up next to a mountain, chop it down with the edge of my hand.
I had tons of cough syrup.
Did you have too many Flintstone vitamins too, tough guy?
I just thought that was funny because that song uses the N-word, as do all their songs.
There's one word, there's one song they had that just is the N-word for the first third of the song.
Just, eh, oh, N-word, eh.
But saying the bad word that I'm not allowed to say on this show or anyone is allowed to say.
You can't say that n is a bad word.
That'll get beeped.
I don't understand why.
I remember there was a high school coach who was in trouble because he was telling his students that he doesn't like rap because it says the N-word too much.
And he was in trouble because he used the N-word when he was saying the sentence.
You have to say N-word.
You can't say, unless you're black or rapping.
Then you can say whatever you want.
Or Latino or from the hood.
I remember one time I was on a plane and there was a middle-class black guy and his son.
And there was a white sort of hood dude with like hand tattoos who definitely grew up in, you know, Brooklyn or Harlem or something and or, you know, Southern California.
And he was on the phone.
Even the way he held his phone was kind of dope.
And he was, he had just had a kid on the flight.
Like, not on the flight, but his wife had had a kid.
And he was on his way to the hospital to see it.
And he goes, oh, my God, I can't wait to get there.
Yo, does that little n ⁇ look like me?
And the little kid heard the n-word from the white guy, and he looks up at his dad going, so they can say it now?
With his eyes.
He didn't literally say it.
And you could see his dad with the dad's eyes saying back to the son, yeah, some of them can.
I'll explain it later, but it depends where he grew up.
It's complicated.
So Papa John was mad that he got in so much trouble for saying, I don't really like players kneeling.
That kind of bugs me.
You know who else thinks that?
I'd say 80% of the country.
I would say, I'm just making up these figures, pulling them out of my ass.
I would say 15% of the country thinks it's awesome.
15% couldn't care less.
And the remaining 70% are annoyed by the players taking a knee.
You know, these radicals are very loud.
53% of Americans say it's never appropriate.
All right, so I'm not necessarily wrong.
Yes, I am, I guess.
Well, that remaining 17%, I said, don't like it.
That's never appropriate.
I'm still possibly right.
But these minorities, these, and when I say minority, I mean the liberal ethos, the far left, they're very shrill.
They're very loud.
And we'll talk about this today.
So they are effective, but they don't represent a very large percentage of the population.
We just keep seeing them.
Like that woman who was screaming at the sky when Trump was elected.
No, we've all seen her 80 times.
She's unusual.
This is what pisses me off about the media today.
These particularly unusual people are dominating wide swaths of the narrative.
And that's always been the case.
Well, I should say it's been the case for the past 20 years.
Like George W. Bush, his election, gay marriage.
Gay marriage was a deal breaker with that election.
And you go, really?
How many gays want to get married?
192?
These gays dying to get married.
I call BS on the whole thing.
It was a way to showcase their civil rights.
Here's the newspaper today, Eurorail.
Well, this is awkward.
Trump disses NATO allies.
And I love seeing the left flounder on their own lies where they say, oh, he's colluding with Russia.
He's a patsy for Russia.
And then he goes and sits in front of NATO and says, hey, what are you guys doing?
Cutting deals with Russia?
What are you, Russia's bitches?
That's really bad for us as Americans.
Wake up.
He chastised all of NATO and said, I'm sick of paying all your bills when all you do is make our lives more vulnerable.
You know, you colluding with Russia and everyone's going, wait a minute.
So now the liberal narrative isn't like, oh, I thought he was colluding with Russia.
Then he just gave all these people crap for colluding with Russia.
Now it's, he just made all these world leaders angry.
Can you believe how reckless this guy is?
Also, more about the Thai boys.
I'm sick of the Thai boys.
I like when they were just transsexuals kickboxing on someone's vacation.
A bunch of morons, some illiterate boob took a bunch of kids into a cave despite the warnings posted everywhere, jeopardized their lives.
He needs to be in jail for a year, by the way, for his negligence.
If I was one of those kids' fathers, I would pound the crap out of him.
And then Thailand being a sh ⁇ country where you can have sex with a child for the price of a pint, as my dad once said, at a Thai restaurant, by the way.
He was drunk, and we were at a Thai restaurant.
And I thought, my dad and I, we're having a contentious relationship these days.
I should take advantage of his high IQ and how he knows so much about world history and stuff.
And I said, hey, dad, Thailand, what is it, a monarchy?
I don't know much about it.
What's its history?
Is it independent?
What's the predominant religion?
Is there a king and a queen?
Is that how it's run?
And he goes, Well, let's put it this way: you can f a child for the price of a pint, so it's probably not a good place to be.
Okay, that's why we have a contentious relationship because you're always yelling.
Yeah, sick of Thailand.
Of course, it's white men, toxic masculinity, white cis, straight males from Britain and Australia and America who go in there and save the day.
And tell the Thai people, by the way, you're draining the water from the cave, and then you're dumping it here, and it's going back in again.
So all you're doing is stirring up the water.
You're not emptying out the cave.
Anyway, they're all safe now.
We're never talking about them again.
I don't care about the rest of the world.
So, Papa John, he's mad about having to take a knee, right?
No, he's mad that the sports teams are taking a knee.
And so he says, can you believe Colonel Sanders?
He walks around saying n ⁇ every second word and no one cares.
But I, I say I don't like people taking a knee like 52% of the population or 70% according to Gavin McInnett.
And I'm the bad guy.
Did I just say anything remotely racist?
If you look at the content of that quote, he is saying that Colonel Sanders using racial epithets is much worse than anything I've done.
And what I've done isn't bad at all, actually.
So he took the Colonel Sanders quote as an example of something terrible.
Now, Anthony Cumia will be on the show later on, and he, you know what he did?
The second N left Papa John's mouth, he bought tons of shares in Papa John's.
No, no, sorry, not the second.
He waited until the isht hit the fan.
And then when the hysteria was at its peak and the stocks were at their lowest, he bought like crazy, knowing they would do some sort of move, like make him step down or whatever, stocks would go back up.
He made a profit.
We'll be talking to him about that.
I also got Ron Coleman on the show.
I just want to talk about God for a second because the Mets have been doing that and I've been tempted to pray to the big guy.
But that goes against everything I believe in.
I don't believe that God sweats the small stuff.
Ron Coleman does, and we will be discussing this.
I just thought of a good metaphor.
Isn't that kind of like calling the cops on something kind of stupid?
Yes.
I don't know if that's a metaphor.
Sorry.
But that's another example.
Yeah, well, I think this whole big government thing is inextrably linked to religion because what did communists do?
They play God.
What did Mao do?
He killed 70 million people trying to be God.
And God has something in the blueprint, in the map, that says, you don't do that.
Don't be me.
Like when you have sex with your sister and you make a baby and it's handicapped, that's part of God's little microchip putting checks and balances within the system.
So he has all these little things, these checks and balances that were built in 4.5 billion years ago.
That's what I think.
Ron doesn't.
Ron thinks he's there going, oh, I'm going to make your kid handicapped because you're a brother and sister.
I think that was set up a long ass time ago.
Is it true of animals?
It must be, right?
If animal siblings have sex, they must make deformed babies.
Speaking of Anthony Cumia, by the way, I want to take a time out here.
I hear a lot of people say, oh, I'm getting a lot of flack online.
Or, you know, I got fired from my job because they said this about me.
Or, yeah, I got a lot of haters out there.
Or there's a lot of backlash.
Or, you know, you get stalked and someone says, I'm going to kill you or something.
I want you to know that there's sort of a spectrum of the people harassing you.
And 100% of them are complete losers.
When they say that you're a virgin or you can't get laid, they're saying, I'm a virgin, I can't get laid.
When they say you're a Nazi or a white supremacist or even a bully, they're saying, I'm weak, I'm petrified of men.
I see everyone with the slightest testosterone as Himmler.
I'm petrified of man kind.
And Anthony's got stalked by a lot of guys.
He was stalked by these dudes that want to sabotage his life.
I think he said on Reddit, he goes, look, I work for myself.
My family loves me.
That's all I care about.
You can't mess with me.
So Reddit goes, oh yeah.
And they start ruining his brother's life, where they have his brother's gigs canceled by calling up and saying, you're a Nazi.
Don't hire this guy's band.
He's a racist.
There's guys in the band that are races.
And that pissed off Joe.
And I've had friends call me like Jim Goad and say, I want to wring this guy's neck and stuff.
And I go, dude, stop.
The person that's attacking you is at best like a Huffington Post slate mashable writer.
And that guy is a complete loser, like one of the saddest sacks you'll ever see.
That's the best case scenario.
The other end of the spectrum, the bottom is mentally ill, sad sacks that you would gasp just to even look at.
And I don't think a lot of these people recognize that.
I think when someone calls a restaurant and says, we want you to know that your manager's a Nazi, they go, uh-oh, a peer of mine, a fellow me type, is calling my manager a Nazi.
I'm going to fire him.
There's backlash.
The person who made that call is a dunce, a freak.
And I know this because I've looked them up.
I found them.
I used to think this way.
Rob Zombie of White Zombie said he heard that someone hated his band and he thought, wow, that guy's band must be awesome.
And then he saw the guy's band and saw how sh ⁇ they were and realized, oh, you were projecting.
So here's a quintessential example.
This guy messed with Anthony's brother's life.
His name's Josh Fawner.
Have a look at this gentleman.
I'm fat.
Let's party.
That is a man.
You are looking at a man right now.
These are the people who are emailing your boss.
There he is again.
That is the person when you go, oh God, this guy's stalking me.
The person stalking you, and by the way, I'm being stalked by a few guys, and I'm not going to show their faces because they love that.
They are psychopaths.
You have to eventually get a restraining order, I guess, but sometimes that doesn't help.
And you know what happens?
If you get a lawyer involved in these guys, then the guy starts stalking that lawyer and his family.
So a lot of lawyers just won't take the case because they go, I don't need you.
It's almost like venom, like that, tar.
Josh Fawner, by the way, is dead now.
That's the other thing I say to my friends who are going through all this.
I say, don't engage.
Don't go near them.
And just know that they will be dead soon or their lives will be horrible.
Give them enough rope.
These guys are doomed.
I remember the New York, no, what was it called?
The New York Press.
They had a beef with Vice back in the day, and they told me they would make fun of me when we first moved to New York and said, yeah, why don't we do, hey, Gavin, why don't you do a column about your inevitable demise and how Vice will be nothing?
And we had some words.
I didn't really get involved.
And of course, the New York Press is bankrupt now, and Vice is a major corporation, media conglomerate.
All of these guys that, the less you accomplish, the more people trivialize.
This is another guy that was stalking Anthony, right?
And Anthony found out who he was.
His name's Chris Kuhn.
And this is the kind of guy that you are listening to.
This is a hater.
This is a guy online who's calling your boss and saying you should be fired.
This guy has half a nose.
And he was trying to rob Walmart of some Bluetooth speakers, I believe.
He was on drugs.
He throws his kid, he brings his four-year-old with him to the robbery, throws his kid in the back, and then spends the time covering his license plate.
Then he gets in the front.
His kid's not strapped down.
He tears off.
He wipes out, rolls the car.
His kid, I feel sick just saying this story.
His kid flies out of the car.
He goes, he sees his kid there.
Instead of helping his kid, he jumps over the body and runs off into the woods where he is later caught.
He's now in jail.
His son is dead.
You see what I mean?
So if someone is spending the time to get on the internet and antagonize you, you should sort of recognize that you are dealing with a complete, total, and utter lunatic.
Or look at this guy, Jack Allison.
This is another example.
Now, this is the other end of the spectrum.
This isn't like the dead Josh Funner or the Chris Kuhn guy.
This is just your typical slate salon mashable blogger.
This guy thinks that Proud Boys shouldn't be verified on Twitter.
They don't seem to understand that the blue check mark means I am sure that this is the actual guy.
It's not a fake account.
Somehow verified means I like everything this person has to say.
So this guy obviously has zero testosterone, can't get laid.
He's a loser.
And his biggest fear is anyone with any kind of sense of pride, anyone who's not deeply ashamed of themselves.
This is the revenge of the nerds I was talking about.
Or look at this guy, Jack Allison.
We're having a thing editors call example exhaustion here.
I can go on, but this guy, this guy sits in his room next to his bed with his mom's dog calling people losers and messing with their lives.
This is who we're up against.
So I cannot make this clear enough to you.
When you get haters or you get letters or someone calls your boss, know that you're dealing with the dregs of society.
The best case scenario is they're beta male losers who make gross less money in a year than you pay in tax.
That's the best case scenario.
Worst case scenario is they're homicidal maniac fat people dying.
So don't waste your time and don't engage with them.
Speaking of these losers, they are out of control these days.
And I think, you know, I talked about this earlier, but Steve Bannon, when he was talking about the swamp, he said, do you think they're going to give it up without a fight?
This is also true of the pathetic left.
And that's what I was just talking about earlier.
And this is who are building these giant barricades.
They're in Portland now.
By the way, Antifa, you just had the Hammonds freed from prison.
The Hammonds fought the government.
The government was oppressing them.
They are anarchist heroes.
Every Antifa in Portland should be wearing a cowboy hat right now.
You can't have a better example of anarchist rebellion than the Hammonds.
But it's all about identity, politics, and race.
So they totally ignore the white men because they don't like that look.
Hmm, cowboys.
They're probably racist.
And they go with the illegal aliens who broke the law and were punished because that's what all countries do since forever.
Why do you think castles had moats?
This is the history of civilization.
There are borders.
That's what countries are.
How can you not know that?
What's your scenario?
Anyway, so these, the pathetic left, that's what I'm calling them.
That should be the name of this episode.
They build these barricades.
And then go to The Stranger, the first link there.
What is that, Seattle's paper?
They build these barricades.
They pick fights with cops.
Now, I've seen people pick fights with cops.
In fact, in the 80s, the punks fought cops and won.
I've seen, we were at a squat in Berlin, Mainza Squad, it was called.
And they took on the police.
They dug trenches so the police tractors couldn't get there to smash down the front door.
They dug trenches in the actual pavement, and they won.
They had a stand-up with the police, and they won.
Black Panthers did it.
The Black Panthers eventually lost.
It's a big, big deal to take on the cops, right?
These guys just do it with some cardboard and tarps and then start screaming hysterically when they get caught.
Have you got it?
All of these videos are heaven.
And what are you doing?
Yeah.
The reaction they get, the screaming hysterics they get when they take on the cops and the cops fight back, is just, I find it downright confusing.
You got any of them?
All right, so here they are.
The police are going up to the barricades.
By the way, here's the handle this cops.
You say, we are removing this in two hours.
Two hours.
Then you update them.
You have one hour left to evacuate.
Oh yeah, this is, sorry, this is a separate line.
Stop, stop, stop.
So to get back to what I was saying, and then once you've announced it twice, you've given them two hours' notice, you wrap some chains around the wood in the tents, and you just hook them up to A tractor, an SUV would work, and you just an ATV, sorry, SUV 2, and drag it all down, put it in a dumpster.
As long as there's a warning, you don't have to worry about it.
Get one of those cool Israeli tanks, Israeli bulldozers that are bulletproof.
So they don't do that.
They try to shake them and they give up.
And then these guys, they make a human wall so their cars can't get out.
And the cops go, all right, well, I'm not going to kill you.
They have those machine guns that shoot little rubber pellets.
And they go, but you're going to get arrested.
Obviously, listen to their reaction as they get arrested, which they all but asked for.
Go to the ass.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Oh, that guy being tackled there.
Go back.
Go back, dude.
Hold tight.
Hold tight.
Get back.
Those are rubber bullets.
So glitchy.
My B**** is rocking!
I'll play!
So that guy that's getting tackled right now, he tried to stop the police from arresting someone three times in a row.
These police are being way too nice.
What?
Go back.
I want to watch more.
That's what I was talking about.
What in the fucking is wrong with you, fucking fucking man?
We're gonna have to beep all that.
Fuck you!
Yeah!
You wanna f***?
Like, I'm not even choosing sides here.
I just know when you take on the cops, you knew that you were going to get busted.
with the hysterics What the f ⁇ is wrong with you?
You're a kidnapper!
You're a kidnapper?
ICE!
You got any more footage?
And then we have ICE protesters in Atlanta screaming hysterically.
Now, there's something goes on with the pathetic left where they take the worst part of the segment.
They do propaganda.
It's like pure Russian propaganda.
Even Rodney King was Russian propaganda.
He had led the police on a high-speed chase through residential neighborhoods.
He could have killed dozens of kids, whipping through the suburbs.
They finally get to that gas station.
All the guys with Rodney King immediately comply.
Rodney King refuses to get down.
They tase him.
He laughs.
Then they start beating him.
You just saw the last five seconds of a total catastrophe caused by Rodney King.
Now with these guys, they antagonize the cops.
They scream at them.
They literally attack them.
And eventually the cops do their job and dragging them.
These guys, by the way, all these cops are petrified and losing their pensions.
So they'll take a few hits just to be safe.
So you know, when you see a cop being violent, these ICE protests, he's taken a hell of a lot of abuse before he finally said, you know what, get over here.
But that's not what we see.
We see this edit.
An officer dragged this person.
Yeah, I know.
And look at her.
She went to a riot against the cops, wearing a tube top and some short shorts.
Oh, listen to the music.
Gung gung.
Look at them.
All they were doing was protesting.
That's a common thing I'm noticing with these ice bags.
How can you live with yourself?
I'm an immigration enforcement guy like every country is.
Should I not exist?
We really see them as the Gestapo, don't we?
Like she's saying, how can you live with yourself the way you would say that to a Nazi?
What is your name and assignment number?
What is your name and assignment number, please?
I don't have the balls to do that too.
All right, we should talk to some of our guys.
I've been meaning to talk about this 17-year-old Iranian girl.
She dared to dance in front of a camera.
You know what, feminist sites?
Just focus 100% on Iran, please.
Just focus 100% on the Middle East.
I love that you want to fight for equality.
We all do.
That's what the Western world was actually based on.
And it's not happening in Iran.
This woman, who's pretty hot and a fairly good dancer, but all teenage girls are good dancers, did a bunch of videos where she danced.
Now she's knowingly defying the law in that country.
And so she has been prosecuted.
And, you know, I wouldn't be surprised if there's a lot of Iranians going, well, she shouldn't have broken the law.
Because you get that in America, right?
You got that with the ranchers.
You got that with Makula, Basli Makula, when he did the Muhammad video.
I kept hearing people on both the right and the left go, well, she shouldn't have broken the law.
This woman should have broken the law.
The law is insane.
You can't dance or be salacious when you're a young lady.
Why be a young lady then?
*music*
very slinky huh i can't believe there's still lashes when did we do lashes Like 2,000 years ago?
When's the last time we had whipping?
I guess we had whipping slates.
So like, what was the last whipping in America?
What's up in this day?
What's the chill?
I saw something on Twitter where some guy has city baby lashes on his back and they show the welts on his back.
Jesus.
It's 2018 and part of your judicial system involves lashes.
I'm not talking about the things you put mascara on either.
Can you believe that?
Could these this all cultures are not equal?
Iran is in the dark ages.
Islam overall, if you include every Islamic country, is 500 years behind us.
And they should be ridiculed for that and ostracized.
But that's never going to happen.
So as I've said on other shows, I think the best way to fight Islam these days is to promote the left's LGBTQ embrace of Islam.
And so when they say that Allah loves gays and they have a lesbian with a hijab on their TV show, we need to support that and push that 100% because that is the left cannibalizing itself.
You know, it's like the rats eat the cats and the cats eat the rats.
That's our only future is to encourage them.
It's sort of like I remember this Spider-Man comic where he had that electro guy, you know, the dude has lightning bolts on his head.
And Spider-Man decided the way to beat him was to give him more electricity.
And then he started growing and he was like 50 feet tall.
And everyone was going, Spider-Man, what are you doing?
He's too powerful.
And then he exploded.
That's what we have to do with the pathetic left.
Look at this video of George Lopez urinating on the word Donald Trump.
Listen to his friends laugh like he's doing something.
Oh, it is?
Oh, so they blur out the water bottle.
You know what's funny?
When I first saw this, I thought it was kind of cool that he pulled his dick out in front of all those people.
But no, the only interesting part about that is fake.
So it's an even more irrelevant gesture than I earlier suspected.
Wow.
I just want to be clear here.
Donald Trump's star is a bronze name embedded into marble on the street.
You're not hurting anyone.
You're not hurting Donald Trump.
I don't want you to be arrested, by the way.
I'm totally for free speech.
But your gesture is more than irrelevant.
It's pathetic.
George, you're now a member.
You've always been, of the pathetic left.
Of course, he knows that Mexicans are his bread and butter, and anything bad he does, anything he says against Donald Trump is good for business, good for his demographic.
But I guess I'll just end.
Oh, no, I want to show these kids attacking cops because this is another thing I've seen going on.
This is going on all over the country where police have so little respect now that when they arrest someone, these children, these fatherless children, come up and start screaming at the cop and threaten to kick his ass.
And they try to thwart the arrest.
I've seen a dozen videos like this, and they seem to be becoming more preponderant over time.
And, you know, when I was a kid, you saw someone being arrested, you went, oh my God, someone's getting arrested.
This is a big deal.
The last thing you'd ever do as a kid, we were scared of cops.
If a cop came to your school to talk to you, you pooped your pants.
You didn't go, what is it, bitch?
That sound like Chris Rock.
They're calling him a pussy.
What the?
What are you doing?
How did we get here?
12.
You think you're cool?
You can't do that to him.
You can't do that to him.
You just assaulted me.
It's all the same.
This is all the same.
This is the pissing on Trump, the bratty kids without a dad, the Antifa screaming hysterically, the beta losers writing articles that say that Donald Trump is evil and everyone's a Nazi, the psychotic fat stalkers that eventually die or end up in jail.
They're all the same pathetic left.
They're all deluded individuals.
And I am here to say, let's stop trying to work it out.
Cut them loose.
Remember Taib Starks used to say that?
He worked at a home for troubled kids.
And one thing he learned is a lot of kids there just need affection and love and care and time.
But a lot of them are just a piece of garbage and you got to cut them loose.
And I'm at the point now where I'm done working stuff out.
I'm done trying to figure out some common ground.
It's a war.
It's a civil war.
We're no longer friends.
You're not part of America.
There's two Americas now, America and not America.
So let me end it with the stop talking to these people.
Now, this is a guy.
He does these videos where he would try to work things out.
And those were pretty popular three years ago.
There's that dude, that Russian dude in Union Square who, zoom in on it a bit, in Union Square who talks to people.
And he occasionally works stuff out.
But those days are gone now.
These people don't want to negotiate.
They print lies.
They write what's true.
Let's go on the attack.
So this is a perfect example, sorry.
And by the way, when I say go on the attack, I don't want to be misconstrued.
I'm not saying go up to someone, some Hillary supporter and punch them in the face.
I would never say that.
I would never call for violence.
But justified violence is when someone attacks you, attack them back.
And as far as policy goes, I'm with Austin Fletcher.
What's his name?
No, that's Fleckis.
Austin Peterson.
Who said, instead of sitting there in the defensive saying, I think bump stocks would kind of be good, please don't ban them because that's just the beginning.
And then they'll want to ban other stuff.
They don't even know what bump stocks are.
Don't do that.
Now you're on the defensive.
They chose the battleground.
Say, I want concealed carry in Manhattan.
It's ridiculous we don't have that.
And by the way, why are machine guns banned?
Let's fight for the right to own machine guns.
You take the battle to them.
He who chooses the battle declares victory.
He who chooses the battle wins the war, I believe it is what Sun Zen said in the art of war.
That's in my Kurt Schilling interview.
And if you check, I kind of have three shows now.
I have Get Off My Lawn, See R TV Tonight, and then After Hours, where I talk with someone longer.
I talk to Kurt Schiller in my After Hours, I think, about he who chooses the battle wins the war.
But check out this guy trying to talk to these people, these young Antifa students, the pathetic left.
No one's watching here!
No one's playing speech and have great speech!
You say that having a conversation with...
With those people is not productive.
Would you please have a conversation with me?
Stop interrupting each other.
Please tell me why I should join your political movement.
Here's a reason why.
I came here to help.
Because it's the right thing to do.
Because people have been oppressed for years.
People have been oppressed for years.
Why talk to that person?
I am aware.
Just pause it.
Do you talk to people about astrology and how it doesn't make any sense?
No, you don't.
When someone says, I'm a Sagittarius, you seem like a Capricorn, I go...
You don't Sit and talk to someone who believes in astrology.
So why talk to these people?
Go forward.
Go to 123 with this girl.
Because she sums up the sort of leftist mentality.
And I know she's a little kid and this is low-hanging fruit, but you'll see this attitude from 40-year-old women.
The Mazda Common is a hate-brace bop!
Do you understand that?
No, Madam.
Do you?
This is a hate free spot.
We're all here for equality, not for your white supremacy, Nazi s ⁇ !
I'm not here for white supremacy.
Why are you here?
I'm here to talk.
You're here!
You should be here!
For people's rights!
You complacent!
Why?
What?
White freeze!
Why do you have to be oppressed?
Your smell!
You have to be oppressed!
Am I correct?
You're a white straight male!
When have you been oppressed?
When?
Never!
When I was growing up in middle and elementary school...
Wow!
Wow!
Just prize here.
They're laughing at him as he begins to explain who he is.
He could have grown up in a trailer park.
He could have grown up in a black neighborhood where he got beat up every day.
It's such a given that that guy has had a charmed life with a silver spoon in his mouth.
You have no idea what he's been through, but you don't care because you don't like white people because you're racist.
Once again, projecting.
I remember learning this a long time ago.
When you really hate something about someone, it's because you identify something in them that you hate about yourself.
Otherwise, you wouldn't care.
So when these people are screaming at you for being racist, it's because they recognize their own inherent racism.
And keep playing it because it gets even more telling.
You have not been afraid to go up fight.
You have not been afraid to do anything.
I have.
You had the shit kicked out of me for being white.
So you advocate violence.
I got fucking editors by police because I'm white.
Oh, yeah, but you're wearing a mask.
What I just wanted to show there was he said he got the crap beat out of him because he was white, and they all said, good.
That is a unique white trait that's sort of like, good, I'm glad.
A Japanese person would never say that to another Japanese person.
Mexican would never say, ha ha, I'm glad you got your ass beat because you're Mexican.
It's unfathomable for a black person to say, oh, you got beat up for being black.
Good.
I'm glad, fellow black person.
It's just a bizarre white trait.
And I think it might be genetic.
I mean, maybe that's why Christianity did so well with the hands being nailed to the cross.
Maybe there's something that we like about that.
We want to be crucified too.
Anyway, I've gone way over.
I want to talk to Ron Swanson because all this talk, Coleman, sorry, Ron Swanson.
I want to talk about Ron Coleman because all this talk about the motives for people's erratic behavior is getting pretty philosophical.
And when you get philosophical, you eventually end up talking to the guy upstairs.
So let's find out from my favorite theist, Ron Coleman, if God really cares about all this crap.
Ron Coleman, are you there, sir?
I'm here.
How are you?
Most people know you as the trademark patent guy, but you're also a bit of an academic when it comes to theism.
Well, I'm also a practicing person when it comes to theism.
Living in God's world, doing my best.
All right.
Now, like many Jews, I'm a Mets fan.
And it feels wrong to pray that the Mets will win.
It is.
So you don't pray for sports?
No, you don't pray for the Mets.
I was talking to a Yankees fan friend, and I said, why don't you support the Mets?
You're from Queens.
And he goes, well, let's see.
I'm not a Jew and I'm not a retard.
My father grew up in the Lower East Side, and he said in that neighborhood, they were all Yankees fans, probably because it was near Little Italy.
And DiMaggio was playing for the team in those days.
Oh, right.
And there's a lot of Puerto Ricans in the Lower East Side.
They're all Yankees fans.
Bad time.
Ron, the big question I keep coming back to, and you seem to be the only one who knows this, does God sweat the small stuff?
Everything.
Okay, but sports is small stuff.
I'm sorry, what?
Sports is small stuff.
Yes.
No, but you can pray regarding whatever your needs are, but you do have a responsibility as a person who seeks to develop a relationship with God to ask, why is it that I want to, so to speak, bother God with sports?
Are there not more pressing needs in my world that I should be in a dialogue with God about compared to the Mets?
Now, if you've got money running on it, different ballgame.
Then I follow it completely.
It's literally a different ballgame.
Well, it sounds frivolous, but I think it's actually pretty profound because I'm sort of one of these deists who believes that God tipped the first domino and had this incredible goop 4.5 billion years ago that he unleashed.
And that goop is meant to make a human being who lives to, I don't know, 200.
So we're still ironing out those kinks.
I see deers and hammerhead sharks as accidents where the goop sort of spilled and made a mess.
Well, Gavin, for thinking that, you're going to burn in hell.
Oh.
Great.
But you'll have lots of company.
But you don't think humans are superior to deer?
Of course they are.
Of course they are.
That's all I'm saying.
But God is an it is a premise of Judeo-Christian.
Can you stop moving this camera around?
You're going to give me a seizure.
Just put it down somewhere.
I can.
I'm in a vestibule of a restaurant.
If I go outside, you won't be able to hear me.
I'll be bothering the other people who are in the restaurant.
Then you get my double chip.
You'll just have to deal with it.
All right, I'm dealing with it.
God is ongoing in His involvement in our world.
He insists that we and desires that we be involved with Him and that we be engaged with Him and recognize His hand in our affairs and all the affairs of mankind.
And that's to say otherwise is to make the fact that God is the original cause of creation a tautology.
Because then you're just calling God something that could be anything or nothing at all.
I see.
But what about little children with cancer?
I don't know.
What about them?
Why does he let little kids have cancer?
Why does he let old people have cancer?
Well, I would argue that because he wants us to have good and bad.
I mean, if we were all, the way the analogy I was used is Superman is bored of the Grand Canyon.
He just flies in, zips around, flies out.
It takes us about a day to get down to the bottom.
We really appreciate the Grand Canyon.
When our children aren't sick, we really appreciate that.
But if you have this kid, if all children are immune to cancer, well, now we're all just angels, and there's no fun in life.
There's no danger.
A great job of answering your question.
Okay.
Well, that sort of goes back, though, to this idea that he sort of said, you're on your own.
You could get cancer.
The Mets might lose.
I'm not getting involved.
No, God makes very specific decisions about who's going to get what, who's going to survive, and why.
Sometimes tragedy comes into our lives or the lives or indirectly into our lives through those that we love in order to help us reach understandings or to seek his involvement in a way that we won't do any other way.
That doesn't mean that we always understand.
I mean, to someone who is from a family of Holocaust survivors, it's an extremely difficult thing to live with to realize how tragedy has unfolded in the lifetime of people that you've known.
But this is pretty much what it's all about.
This is the struggle, and this is our obligation.
Now, I'm obligated to have lunch with this guy who was supposed to be here at 12 o'clock at the right time.
But when Gavin McGinnis calls for a Skype, what do you do?
Okay, well, I'm not sure we're much closer to an answer here, but thank you for at least sticking to your guns.
And I will say one thing.
God, if you're listening, don't try to make my kids sick to edify me.
I'll read a book.
Don't hurt my children.
Take care of yourself, big guy.
Cheers, Ron.
Thank you.
Anthony, are you there?
Government, sir.
I'm great.
I hear that you're N-word rich.
Yes, quite literally.
My parents used to say that all the time to me, the old N-word rich, whenever I would go out and just spend money that was in my birthday card and everything.
But I've actually figured out a way how to do it in this great day and age, you live.
So what do you do?
Well, you know, yesterday, a report came out that Papa John over there used the N-word of two months guys in a conference call.
And the word came out, it came out that he had done that.
And the stock went down yesterday.
I think about a 5% beating yesterday.
So I'm thinking, look, this happens all the time now.
It happens all the time.
A representative or a boss or an employee, whatever it is, says the N-word, and people lose their minds and the stock plumps.
And it has nothing to do with the numbers of the company or the value or anything.
It's based on pure emotion like we've seen of late.
So I figured, let me buy options because I'm not going to put a lot of money in a bundle of leveraging.
I'll buy some call options, which predict that the stock will go up sometime in the future.
That you bet how long into the future.
So I figured I'll buy a call, which says it'll go up for August.
So I have until August for Papa John's stock to go back up.
And I knew it was going to be the next day.
I even said it on my show.
I said, you know what?
Tomorrow, they will totally get rid of Papa John, the guy.
And they will issue an apology.
And the stock will shoot back up because they are so nice and so wonderful to people.
And it's exactly what happened.
I woke up this morning, because I usually sleep until like right now.
And I woke up, and when I'm an E-Trade account, I punched out of my account, made a couple of thousand dollars, and went back to sleep.
All because the country is nuts about the N-word.
I figured out a new way to make money.
This is how you do it.
You wait till a company has somebody that screws up, and then you buy, and then the next day when they go into unbelievable damage control, you sell after it goes back up.
It's a new, I'm like, I'm the whop of Wall Street.
It reminds me of Charles C. Johnson.
He said, every time he sees a company announce a diversity initiative where they're going to focus on diversity hiring, he goes, he bets against them in the stock market.
And inevitably, the profits plummet and he profits.
Because they're not getting the most qualified people.
They're trying to get, you know, a cast of characters from the Brotherhood Hill rent.
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS.
We all have AIDS.
It's funny that Papa John, like when you hear that, you go, oh my God, that's terrible.
Papa John was walking around going, the problem with all these fucking n ⁇ s walking around is they think they're hot shit.
I wish they'd all go back to Africa.
He was saying that it's a horrible word that Colonel Sanders used to get away with.
And that's bad.
Yeah.
Colonel Sanders used to get away with dropping end bombs because the chicken is freaking delisted.
It's so good.
Think about this.
We were talking about this on the show yesterday.
Colonel Sanders is literally dressed.
Pop up the pictures if you want.
Colonel Sanders is dressed exactly like Don Johnson in Django.
He was, he worked, like, he's dressed like a slave owner.
Their mascot is the plantation owner.
And for some reason, they haven't had any outrage like they do with the Braves baseball team or any other logo for a company because one reason.
The chick is goddamn delicious.
It's so good that it transcends racism and everything.
It's wonderful.
But yeah, and all he was doing, Papa Kelly, was saying, this is what used to happen.
And I used to say I don't like the NFL players healing during the national anthem.
And they throw me the hell out.
So it's not crazy like he was going around and saying, hey, boy, you know, make my pizza, boy.
He was pretty much just stealing something from history.
But, you know, like I said, I don't care.
Keep it coming.
I'll just keep buying stock options on it and make a fortune out of this.
Isn't it amazing that the kind of thing that got me fired for Sirius XM?
I was just going to say that.
Yeah, you make me rich because I figured out a way to monetize Outrageously N-word.
They made this mess.
We might as well profit on it.
Profit on it, man.
Absolutely.
All right, Anne.
Well, thanks for coming on the show.
This is fascinating and hilarious.
I love it.
And I love you, Mr. Gavin McGinnis.
I'll talk to you soon, man.
Cheers, buddy.
I have an announcement to make, folks.
Dave Cast is gone.
My sidekick, Davey Cast.
When I first met him, he had Down syndrome.
And he's since become smarter than me and is now trying to show me how all this stuff works.
And I find it very complicated.
But he's moved on.
Fox News poached him from me and offered him almost double the salary.
That's what happens when you're around the G. You have so many enemies that the people around me get rich to leave me.
They get paid to leave me by my enemies.
So kudos, Fox News.
You got me?
But thank you, Dave, for all your years of hard work, not just at Get Off My Lawn, but at the Gavin McInnes Show.
You're a hard-working dude.
We really appreciate you.
I'd spend more time on it, but the viewers at home don't really care who pushes the buttons.
I agree.
It's boring.
It's like that editor's letter at the beginning of magazines.
It's just someone taking advantage of the platform.
I don't care how you feel about the whole issue.
Just show me the articles.
Anyway, speaking of naivete, who is recording this video?
If you see a crackhead smoking crack on the train, go to a different car.
This is not safe.
By the way, not only is this man insane and apparently sporting an erection, he's also pumped.
His heart is pounding right now.
So his craziness just got crazy juice.
Oh my God, why are you still filming this?
Get out of there.
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