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Ep 154 | Supreme | Get Off My Lawn
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This is a song called The History of Tenacious Deeds.
And it's not just a list of bullshit that we've done in the past.
It's a chronicling of our rise to power!
We ride with kings, a mighty steed, across the devil's flame.
Live from New York, the center's cross.
Get off my lawn with Gavin McInnes.
We've run with wolves, we've climbed king to even start a moving train.
We've traveled through space in time, my friends, to rock this house again.
Rock!
Rock!
We ride and we ride and we'll never subside and we'll ride till the planets collide.
And if you say that we do not ride, I'll turn your head to hide.
Ride!
Tenacious D, Jack Black.
Can our fingers be silver?
Jack's voice then be gold.
But lest you think we're vain, we know you're all robots and we don't care.
Tenacious D, we reign!
Here it comes.
We reign supreme, oh god!
Burrito supreme, and a chicken supreme, and a cutler supreme.
Supreme, yeah.
Go not come, one, two, three.
Supreme.
Supreme.
We got our Supreme.
John Kavanaugh Supreme.
He's pro-life Supreme.
He's pro-gun supreme.
Constitutional Supreme.
Constitutional Supreme.
Isn't this exciting?
We knew it was going to be awesome.
But the real question was, will it be Roe versus Wade this guy's about?
Will it be immigration this guy's about?
Will it be guns?
Roe v.
Wade?
You know, as less people have kids, less people understand.
Anthony Coomey and I disagree about this all the time.
Less people understand that abortion is a big deal.
But when you don't have kids and less people are having kids, you go, what?
Isn't that just some like teenager who screwed up?
No.
By the way, most of the time, abortions are a woman who's already had a kid saying, I don't want another one.
Too many.
They're hard.
So they went with immigration.
This guy's mostly about immigration.
He's also against an assault rifle ban.
But the left had all their signs prepared, all the different signs, all the speeches ready.
There was one thing I tweeted out where some women's group had already prepared a speech about how terrible this Supreme Court pick is and how dangerous it is for the country.
But they had left XX for the name.
Now, I used to publish a magazine, Vice, and I never did, there's a thing, I forget the exact acronym, it's TBA, like to be announced or something.
Oh, no, TBD, to be determined.
And you would say, yeah, this new single, TBD, and I never let writers do that because inevitably the TBD gets published.
So I told them, you just write this album or this pick, this Supreme Court pick, and then if you remember, you can change the name.
But I'm not risking a TBD go out there because I've seen it happen too many times and they had a TBD.
They don't know anything about Kavanaugh.
They don't know anything about politics.
They don't know why, excuse me, they don't know why they hate Trump.
They just know that, well, I have a lot of theories about this.
I think that he looks kind of masculine and he reminds them of the 80s.
Let me just, let me stop the show to break this down because I've been thinking about this a lot.
Why do they hate Donald Trump?
Why do Jews hate Donald Trump?
All his kids are with Jews right now.
Why do blacks hate Donald Trump?
He has a flawless record with blacks.
Everything bad you can say about a so-called right-wing president, he isn't responsible for.
Oh, he accepted money from people to become president.
Nope, first one who did it on his own.
Well, he's getting rich off of this presidency and making his family rich.
No, he took quite a pay cut, actually.
In fact, if you look at other politicians, you'll see all their money goes up.
He's the only one whose money goes down.
So there's no logic behind any of this.
He's separating children.
Yeah, that was Clinton's law, and the KGs you saw were Obama.
So you can't really think that.
And I think even doing all that kind of analysis is giving these people too much credit.
So stop imbuing them with your mind.
Stop assuming that they have all this thought in their hatred of Trump.
It's much simpler than that.
Here's the deal.
Make America Great Again has nothing to do with slavery or the 1800s or even the 1900s.
It has to do with the 80s.
And what it's saying is, let's make America like Reagan's era again.
And that means blonde hair, soft drinks, skateboards, surfing, wet t-shirt contests, high fives, being awesome, Alex P. Keaton.
It means a booming economy.
It means giant cell phones.
It means convertibles.
It means being a dick sometimes and laughing your head off.
It means wedging nerds and being in the in crowd.
And it means, you know, working out, being proud of your muscles, being tough, fighting.
Now, that was fun in the 80s.
I was actually more of a punk rocker, so I wasn't really part of that.
But I look back on it and go, that looked fun.
You guys were partying.
What is this?
Nerds, nerds, nerds, ogre champions?
This was actually Revenge of the Nerds.
Yeah, we should re-watch Revenge of the Nerds.
I bet we'll be on the other team's side.
Hey, guess what?
That's my fraternity.
Oh, cool.
Nicole.
Bad guys, we were the fraternity.
We were the bad guys.
It's an anti-frat boy thing that's going on here.
You'll notice, by the way, that blondes with letters on their jackets are considered the ultimate evil in America today.
That's why Sabrina Ederly ran from Rolling Stone, ran down to UVA, University of Virginia, when she heard there was a rape case that involved blonde jocks.
Ooh, I could redeem Duke La Crosse.
I could finally pillory these date raping jocks.
So we have a culture that's pro-beta male, pro-fat chick, you know, anti-jock, anti-blonde guy, anti-success.
And a lot of sort of obsequious little dirty players, beta male nerds, date raping nerds, ugly girls, fat people, losers, have had the spotlight.
I mean, look at comedians, stand-up comedians.
They've managed to make it cool to be a loser and a nerd and to not know anything about sports.
They've been reigning.
And as Steve Bennon said, do you think they're going to give it back?
Now, he's obviously talking about the swamp and the elites, but I'm talking about the weak.
The weak have been cool ever since the early 90s.
And Trump showed up and said, we're done with that.
We're done with political correctness.
We're done with pretending that life's a rainbow.
No, America's the best, and we're going to be awesome and make money and have a car.
You know, I'm from Canada, and if you had a Ferrari on St. Laurent Street in Montreal, everyone would laugh at you.
You'd be considered a total loser to drive down the street in a Ferrari, especially if you were like honking the horn and had music blaring.
In Florida, people would think that's awesome.
In LA, it could go either way, depending on the area.
Midwest, I think a lot of people would still think that's awesome.
Northwest, probably no.
So a lot of America would hate you and your fancy sports car.
New York City, you'd be the laughing stock.
And Trump is saying, no, having a Ferrari is awesome.
If you have a Ferrari convertible and you're blaring even tenacious D, that's supreme.
You rule.
And that is what everyone is mad about.
That is why they're so erratic.
And these housewives, not housewives, sorry, these teachers, these socialist balls, boomer angry woman liberals, they've based their whole ethos on I'm awesome and I can kick ass and I'm better than any man.
And these pro-Trump MAGA guys like me are saying, no, you're not, lady.
And you're a teacher, by the way.
And you should probably just, you'd be much happier at home.
That makes them go ballistic.
So basically, MAGA and Trump and his Supreme Court pick is saying, no, we weren't doing a bad job.
And no, you're not taking over.
No, you're not replacing us.
The patriarchy is not on the way out.
And nerds, you're getting wedgied again.
That is what they're freaked out about.
Nothing to do with policy, nothing to do with guns, nothing to do with abortion or immigration.
Those are all lies.
This is all revenge of the nerds being reversed.
They were living in nerd revenge for the past quarter century and we're saying, all right, we're not trying that anymore.
It's not working.
The culture of shame where we say America ruined the world isn't working anymore and it's not progressive.
So we are regressing back to when America was great.
All right, that's my little tangent on Trump.
Reading the paper today, there's some fun articles in here.
Someone saved a little French poodle on the plane.
And I just, I'm looking at that going, by the way, the New York Post could afford to be a lot more right-wing.
But I'm looking at this going, stop taking your dog on a plane.
You put him in a kennel, you give him to a friend.
I travel all the time.
I give my dog to these places.
They charge like 20 bucks a day, and they look after your dog at their house.
It's like dog sitting.
It's cheap.
You have to factor that into the cost of your vacation.
I don't want to see your dog on the plane.
And it's not good for the dog.
This dog almost died.
And this is all about how the stewardesses were heroes, and they were, for saving the dog with oxygen, but I don't want you on my plane.
Here's another annoying flying story.
You ash holes.
Giant, meaning Giants player, AJ Francis, lit into the TSA for spilling Ma's remains.
He opened his suitcase, and there were her ashes spilled on some of his clothes.
Dude, why did you pack your mother's ashes?
It probably looks exactly like cocaine, no matter how you slice it, right?
Like if you put it in Tupperware and then duct tape it shut, in the x-ray it's going to look like cocaine.
I'm going to be getting my grandmother's ashes from Glasgow soon enough.
You know what I'm going to do with them?
I'm going to carry them on the plane on my lap.
You don't pack your dead grandmother.
Oh, there's bones in it?
I didn't know there's bones in ashes.
What is that?
Third world ashes?
They just burn you with a stick?
They just throw a match on your suit.
That's not acceptable.
It's called ashes, not bones in ashes.
Anyway, the common thread here is no culpability.
It's always like, look what these other people did.
And when other people do great, too, like when the Western world, the Brits, look at this guy, diving dock, an Australian doctor who's also a top cave diver is being credited with persuading rescuers at the Tuamlang Cave to reverse their initial plan of removing the strongest boys first.
By the way, a little side note with these kids being rescued, I wonder what's going to happen to me.
You know all the Chilean miners are nuts now?
All those guys who were rescued in that little tube?
One of them built a moat around his house.
Like they see monsters at night.
They all went bananas.
Now it could be they are going through famous withdrawals and they were the most famous people in the world for a while and they're not famous anymore.
It's giving them nervous breakdown.
I don't know.
But maybe these kids are going to go nuts.
Here's another one.
This is my final one in the paper today.
Left to die over late bill.
And I'm looking at it going, what?
Power for Oxy was cut off.
Ill-fated Linda Daniels, 68 with her niece, Cayeta Brooks.
And you go, oh my God.
They unplugged her because she couldn't pay her medical bills.
But then I think, I've talked to doctors about this.
That's illegal.
You cannot.
I've heard conflicting stories with this when it comes to illegals.
But without a second thought, without a doubt, with citizens, American citizens, you may not pull the plug on something that's going to kill them.
I don't care what their bill says.
If pulling the plug is going to kill them, no doctor may do it, no matter how far in debt they are.
So that, I was confused by this story.
Then you read, so someone wrote to the people who did it, she's somebody's mother.
You took a life.
Was it worth it?
Washington 50 told reporters Monday calling the tragedy senior abuse.
Who was it?
It was the electric company.
The electric company cut off their power because they hadn't paid their bills.
Now, we have no idea if the electric company even knew this woman was on some sort of electrical-powered life support.
And I'm reading it going, pay your fing electricity bills, you degenerate, you irresponsible fool.
How much are power bills?
Especially out in the hood in New Jersey.
It's probably $100 a month.
Get some money.
If your mother's health, if your mother's life is contingent on you paying your bills, pay your bills at all costs.
I don't care if you have to beg in the streets.
So it's not the power company's fault that your mom died.
It's your fault.
It's not the airline's fault that your mother's ashes were spilled.
It's your fault.
And it's not the airline's responsibility to keep your dog alive.
It's your responsibility to keep your dogs off your planes.
You don't need them all the time.
They're not babies.
In other exciting news, Lauren Southern, it looks like she's not banned from Australia.
It turns out that that giant country that's also a continent, it's so big.
By the way, did you know flat earthers often say that Australia doesn't exist?
I've never met anyone from Australia.
How could it possibly exist?
But yeah, it looks like that she's got the ban is lifted and she is on her way to Australia right now.
So that's good news.
Congratulations, one of the largest countries in the world, probably the third largest landmass in the world.
It appears that you're not scared of a 24-year-old girl's thoughts.
You're not scared what a little girl might say to you.
God damn it, how did we get here?
Pussy Central.
Speaking of ladies and their danger to society, did you know how to perform cunilingus on a woman with a penis?
I know.
This is from my alma mater, Broadly, which is the chick feminist sort of Jezebel version of vice.
It's obviously a problem when you're with a woman who has a penis because you don't know how to eat out, as the magazine says.
Here's how you do it.
And this is a quote from the article.
Mara says her interest in rimming has increased.
So that's performing a sex act on the anus, has increased since taking hormones.
And then this is the person who's, this is a woman with a penis who's taking so many hormones that the penis shrinks and just becomes like an appendage.
My penis doesn't work like it used to, and having an orgasm that is penis only is pretty rare, she says.
So getting rimmed has become kind of a lot for me.
This also goes a long way into accessing my prostate, which I've started to basically just call my G-spot.
Oh, what a tangled web we weave when we put gender in a blender.
Mara also recommends a rimming technique she's not sure has a name.
Oh, let's see what this is.
She called it a blowout.
And then the author adds, which I loved.
To be blown out, she says, means that while being rimmed, the person fills the rectum with air, then uses both hands and or mouth to finish.
So I believe what we have here is a man-made fart that happens to the cis.
What's the matter with you?
Hey, everyone at home.
Why are you cringing?
What the hell?
What kind of transphobes are you?
You know what?
I'm starting to hate my own viewers.
I have a real problem with you.
You know what, unsubscribe?
I'm like Eminem.
I'm like Seth Myers when he said, if you follow Trump, stop following my show.
If you don't think this is important, then stop following my show.
These are trans women, women with penises.
And all we're trying to do is figure out how to treat a penis like a vagina.
And if it involves blowing some air, why are you laughing?
You know what?
I'm done with this story.
You guys are not mature enough to understand the elaborate sexual goings on of those who flush their gender down the toilet.
I mean, if there's anything that shows these people don't deserve the reins of power in society, it's to be blown out, she says, means that while being rim, the person fills the rectum with air.
I love how they want to destroy society.
And you go, all right, I understand.
I mean, society has some problems.
We have a bad divorce rate.
We do have bad unemployment.
There's a lack of education.
People don't read anymore.
People aren't having kids anymore.
I can take a lot of abuse when you criticize American society.
And then you go, well, what's your idea?
And they go, I would like to have a woman with a penis fart.
And you go, hmm, yeah, I think we'll keep going where we're going, trying to sort of fix our little minor leaks and not have you blow up the entire dam.
We've got a fun show for you tonight.
You know the guy who had the cola thrown in his face with the Kino Jimenez?
He was wearing, this kid was wearing a MAGA hat.
Jimenez comes up, throws a drink in his face, and storms out.
They found him.
He's arrested.
He's in jail right now.
And we have the kid.
Now, there was rumors going on these kids were saying racist stuff.
And you get a brief look at one of the kids who was attacked and you think, meh, you weigh approximately 80 pounds.
I don't really see you at a Whataburger at 10 a.m. yelling out racial insults at gigantic Mexican men who look like wrestlers.
This guy's built.
He's got some guns.
And also by their reaction after they get sprayed, they just sit there like that.
They don't go, what, what?
So I don't believe that they instigated the attack.
But that was a fun little story going on.
We'll talk to him and we'll keep you up to date in the story.
But we still have more important news to get to.
How are we doing for time, Davey?
About 20 minutes.
We've got four or five minutes left.
Four or five minutes left.
Okay, let's just do this last one now.
Haitians.
Remember Conan O'Brien?
So Clint, sorry, Trump was rumored to have called Haiti a shole.
There's no evidence of this, but for the record, Haiti is a shole.
It's one of the worst places on earth.
It has, I think, Caracas.
No, is that Venezuela?
Yeah, Caracas is the most dangerous city in the world.
But Puerto Prince, I believe, has the most reported rapes on earth.
There's a lot of competition there with South Africa when it comes to rape.
But Port-au-Prince is just a cesspool of shanty towns, homemade shacks made from garbage, and feces just spilling down the street.
Like these homeless people in Haiti, they can't even figure out a latrine system.
Hey, homeless Haitians, if you're watching this right now, dig a giant hole.
Or better, make a designated area for your defecation.
Don't just plop on the road.
I know this is one of the more disgusting shows we've ever had.
So here's Conan O'Brien.
He wants to prove to you that we underestimated Haitians.
So his team of writers went there, wrote a bunch of insults for Trump, had them translated into French, and then had Haitians read them out to a camera.
In other words, all he's proving here is that some Haitians can read.
Read words written by white men.
Viva Haiti!
Viva Haiti!
President Trump insulted Haiti.
So I thought it was only fair to give Haitians a chance to return the favor.
This is so corrupt.
This is so corrupt.
You've been visiting Haiti.
Because every time you go to the country, you're going to leave the United States.
Yeah, he didn't say that.
Look at the golf field, Mr. President.
Come here, you can't find it.
So, pause, pause.
You know how much Haitians hate when you cheat at golf?
John Daly played golf with Trump and Bill Clinton, and he said Trump was very fair, and Bill Clinton cheats more than anyone he's ever played with.
Really?
Yeah.
You know who else cheats at golf?
Me.
You know what I do when I play golf?
I buy a box of balls.
And that's what, 32?
They're gone.
By the 18th hole, I'm on my last one.
If a ball goes in the woods, I say, peace.
And I throw a ball down near where I think it went.
I don't understand all these people who go through the forest trying to find their ball.
By the way, I went to play golf recently and I'm Canadian.
It's a hoser sport here.
It's a hoser sport in Canada.
Skiing, I'm going to do a whole video on this actually.
Skiing, golf, and French are for white trash in Canada.
And here, here to join a country club, a golf country club is $100,000.
$60 to $100,000.
And you still pay like $1,000 every time you play a game.
No.
I play in jean shorts and I cheat and I get so drunk I often puke by the end.
But anyway, sorry, let's go back to the Haitians.
I will send a message to the Chief of the Minas.
Yeah, Haitians love Oprah.
Just pause.
Yes, it was run by slave owners, the French, in the 1800s.
They had a revolution there that was based on some idiot decided the slaves don't even deserve Sundays off.
Slaves revolted, and boy, did they revolt.
They beheaded women and children all over the island, murdered every French person they could see.
And then the new leader of Haiti took the skulls and drank their blood.
He drank French blood from skulls.
It was absolute carnage.
It was the least peaceful revolution possibly in history.
But no one talks about that.
They just say the slaves are freed.
Rise up.
And they made it somehow a worse country than it was when it had slavery.
Congratulations.
Oh, pat him on the back.
They read it right.
Could this be more obviously written by white guys in America?
I'm from Norge and I live in Haiti.
But I would be very happy to immigrate to the USA.
Let me guess, you don't go out at night.
She's a hero.
I ain't no white presidential president like Haiti.
We have books!
Yes.
Yeah, let's compare the literacy rate in Haiti to Trump's literacy rate.
At least that was one that was written on the spot and not back in New York City.
Anyway, those aren't books.
They're not?
They're tourist pamphlets?
What does it look like to me?
Yeah, I can't see what those are.
They look pretty tall and rectangular to be books.
You sure like your book skinny, Haiti?
Skinny and short.
So this is what's really going on in Haiti right now in the place that Conan said was a wonderful place as he sipped margaritas from a razor-wired-in resort.
Haitians are trying to kill American tourists.
These American tourists are trapped in a building right now, in a hotel.
There's riots outside the street.
And what does it say?
Shelter in place.
All hell breaks loose in Haiti as violent mobs try to murder trapped American tourists.
What were you doing there?
Let's play the video.
Why did you go to Haiti if you're not Conan O'Brien?
Oh, my God.
Can you imagine the bricks you would be shitting?
It's one thing if the mob is outside and the government, the police are about to take them away.
What about when the entire country wants you dead?
Is there any progress on this?
The story's, I think, a few hours old.
Look at that.
Anyway, let's get to the matter at hand.
We'll update you on the Haiti situation at the end of the show.
But let's first talk to the guy who had the drink thrown on his face.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce to you Drinkface.
Hey, yo, what's up?
Remember this dude, Kino Jimenez?
Remember this guy?
Show the video, Dave.
Boom!
boom People keep saying, why didn't you beat him up?
Look at those kids.
It's going to go in his fireplace, bitch.
They're scared to death.
They are out at 2 a.m.
That's kind of a dangerous time to be out, isn't it?
If you're not ready to brawl, but I can't fault them for that.
Anyway, so that guy was doxxed.
The boy's mom, I believe, put up the video and everyone eventually, I think some random chick just posted, oh, that's Kino Jimenez.
I know that dude.
And word got out, he's facing charges now for it.
I believe he was facing an assault charge for the Coca-Cola and a theft charge for the hat.
But it's been the biggest story in the country because this is a pattern.
Trump derangement syndrome has lost it.
This is now a swastika to the left.
The left have turned themselves into Holocaust survivors and they've turned Trump into Hitler.
Now, I would understand if it was 1947 and you're wearing a swastika hat and you're a Jewish person, you're going to be furious and even want to attack that person.
That, by the way, that attack's justified.
We just finished a world war.
But to apply that same thing today, that same concept, and pretend it's just as real is called hyperbole.
Now, some good comedians like this guy, Big Fated Daddy, took advantage of that because what happened was when Kino Jimenez did it, there was rumors that these guys were saying racist stuff first, and that's what spawned it.
Don't really believe it, but check out this comedy video that Big Fated Daddy made that I fell for.
Excuse me, I fell for this when it first came out.
What's up, nigga?
I'm the guy, Kino Jimenez.
I want to tell you guys my side of the story, what happened at Waterburger.
All right.
I've been doxed.
People have been releasing my personal information, you know?
And I got to talk about this.
I got to tell you what really happened.
So here's the thing.
I had just finished dropping off my transsexual girlfriend.
Can you just pause it?
I'm embarrassed that I didn't suss it out right there.
First of all, no one says transsexual.
But I thought he was lying.
He was, he was joking.
But I thought this was the perp making up a story.
I mean, I bet if you talk to Kino, he wouldn't be much less absurd than this.
But go ahead.
All right.
And these kids had seen me.
I was dropping off my transsexual girlfriend near the Waterburger.
And as I came in by myself to get some food, these kids kept running their mouth.
They kept running their mouth, kept running their mouth.
They were speaking under the tongue.
I was trying to let it go.
And then they were talking about how they were hoping the movie Purge is real and that they would like to kill niggers and figs and ship out Mexicans.
And, you know, I'm Mexican myself.
So what happened is that they didn't record that part of the video where they were being racist.
I went up to them and that's where they turned the video on.
I went up to those fools and I told them, hey man, what the f ⁇ is your problem?
You know, I heard you guys talk about my transsexual girlfriend, alright?
And I let that slide.
But now you're talking about shipping off Mexicans and n ⁇ s to Africa and the purge and that.
And that's where I took this hat off because I was telling him how much of a racist prick he is.
I was telling that n ⁇ , yo, he was a racist n ⁇ .
You know, I was telling him straight up.
So that's when they turned the camera on and I took his hat off and I splashed that waterburger or soda.
You got me.
You got me, dude.
You got me, big-fated daddy.
So they've tracked down Kino Jimenez.
Fleckus has sent out a tweet.
He wants to do a charity fight with Kino and our boy Rufio.
You remember Rufio from the Proud Boys who delivered the punch heard around the world and knocked out several Antifa members?
By the way, that was a mob of 300, heavily armed, up against a bunch of people protecting Joey Gibson, unarmed.
But the narrative is now, they went, they fly around the world picking fights.
When the one group comes home with hammer claws on their sides on the few places they weren't wearing body armor, you're not exactly going around picking fights.
You are protecting someone from lunatics with hammers.
Anyway, Rufio's very happy with his punch and he's happy to fight anyway.
I spoke to Rufio about it.
He said, yeah, sure, I'll fight him.
I'm down.
Kino hasn't responded yet, but he apparently doesn't have his $5,000 bail.
And I guarantee you, if you were sitting in jail waiting for your bail, you will do anything to get out.
Anything.
And, you know, I was talking to Fleckis about it, and he's confident he can raise like $100,000 at least.
Give the rest to charity, give a bunch to Rufio, give a bunch to Kino.
Who cares?
I mean, at the end of the day, this whole thing isn't that consequential, right?
If you look at just the nitty-gritty of it as a judge, it's cola on your face and a $20 hat.
Not the biggest deal, especially if it's fake.
These fakes are only six bucks.
But the bigger deal is Trump derangement syndrome attacking people who support the president.
Something has to be done here.
A line has to be drawn in the sand.
And we have to let these people know that there are consequences for their actions.
Anyway, we found the guy who had the cola thrown on his face.
His name is Hunter.
Everyone calls him Hunter.
And he's down in Florida.
Let's talk to him now, shall we?
Hunter, are you there, sir?
Yeah, I'm here.
What's going on, guy?
Not much.
So you're the guy who had the drink thrown in his face?
Yes, sir.
How did we find you?
I don't know.
I'm amazed that we found the other guy, aren't you?
How did that happen?
My friend's mom that I was staying with, because I was on vacation at the time, she just posted something on her Facebook page that was like, hey, we need help IDing this guy.
An hour later after it was posted, somebody got all of his information, like his Facebook and stuff, so we just found his name.
Wow.
How tall are you?
I'm only 5'9, so I'm not the tallest kid.
Yeah, I saw a lot of people saying, why didn't you kick his ass?
But that guy looks like a giant Mexican.
And to jump out from behind the table at, how old are you?
I'm 16.
16, a 16-year-old 5'9 kid Going to beat up some dude whose adrenaline is pumping, by the way.
This guy is, it's not like he's just sitting there, he's ready to brawl.
That would be a tough win for you and your buddy there.
I noticed you just took it.
Yeah, I was like, well, nothing I can do, but I'm not going to try to shout anything back at him.
Did you see the parody video going around where the guy pretended to be Kino Jimenez?
Yes, I did see that.
I fell for it when I first saw it.
Really?
Yeah.
Because the guy...
We thought he got arrested.
And then we were watching it and we're like, this guy has 50% less muscle on his arm.
Like, the mustache isn't right.
Like, we tore that video to shreds.
Yeah, well, Kino's since shaved clean, right?
And his mugshot is shaved.
Did you see that Fleckis of Fleckis Talks has challenged him to a celebrity boxing match?
Yeah, I saw, or I was like offered, like, if we dropped the charges, they would do like a celebrity kind of like charity fight thing.
My parents were like, we're not dropping those charges.
So then they offered to pay his bail.
And I was like, hey, if you want to do that, that's out of my hands.
Right.
I think they're going to, because it's $5,000 bail, and he has absolutely no money.
So I think Fleckis is appealing to the mom, the voice of reason, and she's going to say, he's going to say, can you at least get him out of jail?
It's just a fight.
Yeah.
But the risk is, what if this guy is so dumb that it's like beating up a retard?
Yeah.
I mean, it's very possible, I feel like.
Now, his contention when he was first arrested was that he was just reacting to you guys saying lots of racist stuff.
I have trouble seeing, because I saw the other guy, no offense, but you don't look like the kind of guys that sit back at a Whataburger and go, well, looky here, boys.
We got a Mexican thinking he can eat a burger.
Nice try there, Hispano.
That's the funny part.
So, okay, so I was the only white guy.
The other two are Latino, too.
Oh, really?
Like, Kino was.
So it was like, yeah, one on my left that you couldn't see in the video.
His last name is Gonzalez.
And the kid across me, both his parents were Mexican, but he just looks really white.
So it's kind of funny that that article came out of like all this, we were saying all these racist things.
And like, I was, you know, I don't know.
I just find it so weird.
It was like, there was another family in there, but there was no other family.
What did he say that you said?
So he said, or he didn't say that we said anything.
There was an anonymous source, anonymous source, that was like, I was having dinner with my family where I had my young children there eating dinner.
Dinner at 2 a.m. at a Whater?
Wake up, kids.
We're going to dinner.
So yeah, we were just like, okay.
And then, yeah, like the original news article retracted the statements due to like credibility reasons.
Yeah, they were saying that we, I believe, like the exact quote to like, we wanted to lynch black people, have the purge on the 4th of July, but only against Latinos and blacks.
So let me get this.
I drew there was like one more, but I can't remember exactly.
Three teenagers are sitting around at 2 a.m. eating burgers, and two of them are Hispanic for whatever reason that's relevant.
And he says, hey, you know what I was thinking?
We got on July 4th, let's just start murdering Hispanics.
Not you guys, obviously, but other Mexicans.
What do you say?
Yeah, I'm in.
Let's do it.
And then this poor man finally had the courage to stand up against you bigots.
Yeah.
Hunter, so what's going to happen and what's the charge?
They only charged him with theft.
Theft of a hat?
Assault wasn't in there.
They just left that out.
How do you feel about that?
At first, I didn't really realize it.
And I started thinking about it.
And I was like, well, the whole thing was the whole throwing the Coke at me and ripping the hat off my head.
So yeah, I'm kind of upset about it.
What's been the reaction now?
I see you got a new hat.
Have you been getting a lot of fanfare?
Yeah, I had a lot of offers, but I only accepted like two just because some people like, I can't remember his last name.
His first name is Joe.
He's on Instagram.
Okay.
What do you mean offers?
What were the offers?
He just offered to send me a hat and a shirt.
So I had the shirt in my closet.
And then a company offered to send me like two Keep America Great 2020 hats.
And I was like, oh, why not?
And so I just accepted those two.
But then everyone else, I was like, no, no, don't worry about it.
Like, thank you so much for the offer, but it's all good.
Yeah, you don't want to be handing out your address to people.
Yeah, that's what I was being very careful.
Like the Joe guy, he had like 500,000 on Instagram.
So I was like, okay, I'll trust him.
And then the company I looked up, and they actually are a legitimate company that makes like drum pads and stuff.
Huh.
This one's boot-like, by the way.
I don't like how the real ones fit.
They sort of look like funny chef hats.
Yeah, they go up like mine.
I have to wear it backwards.
The original one, this is the one that Joe gave me.
But the original one just goes up so high that my face just like hides.
It's like a light bulb.
Well, this is the reason that you're on the show is not just because this is a salacious little tale, but that it's a pattern.
And we're seeing the left with Trump derangement syndrome terrorize anyone that works for Trump's administration.
They're chasing them from restaurants.
They're screaming at them on the street.
They're going to their homes.
Even the mainstream administration, I mean, it's like a very docile version of what's going on in South Africa, where the actual government is saying, antagonize and terrorize these people.
Now, South Africa is obviously much more severe.
It's murder.
But when Maxine Waters is saying, go to their homes and say, no peace, no sleep.
No peace, no sleep.
Do you think my gut Says that this is over now.
But do you think I'm wrong?
Do you think it's going to get worse?
I feel like incidents like this are always going to be happening.
Really?
Will there be more of them?
I feel like, I mean, I can't say, I'm not going to say there's going to be like a drastic number.
It's only going to be one, but I feel like there will be instances like this.
Really?
Why?
Just because people on the left, those people on the left think that this is like acceptable.
Obviously, you have, you know, the center that's like, do this.
Go, basically she's saying, go harass Trump supporters.
And it's like, really?
So I do feel like this is going to happen because people will take this very seriously, seriously in quotation marks.
And they'll think, yeah, like, oh, I got to make my country better again by go assaulting a 16-year-old with a MAGA hat on.
Wow.
Well, how do your other friends in, you're in Florida?
How do your other friends react to you being MAGA?
Is it pretty MAGA down there in your enclave?
I feel like it's very split 50-50 in my friend group.
Because I have a lot more of my favorite friends who are MAGA, but I do have some liberal friends that we just don't talk politics because they always know they're going to lose.
But I do feel like my school is very liberal.
So me wearing my Make America Gradient hoodie that I always have on.
It's just very interesting.
It sparks a lot of interest.
Yeah, it's amazing we're living in a country where it's radical to support the president who is democratically elected.
This is not some fringe group of like anarchist communists who are also inadvertently considered mainstream.
This is the president that at least half the country is a big fan of.
What the hell is your beef?
All right, Hunter.
Well, thanks for coming on the show.
It's great to finally see the face behind the tidal wave of Coca-Cola.
And let's stay posted on the fight and the trial.
All right.
No problem.
Thank you so much for having me on.
Thanks, buddy.
Uhuru.
All right.
See you later.
We know you're all robots and we don't care to make the seed.
All right.
We said we'd update you on Haiti.
It's the same.
There's still riots going on.
They're mad about fuel prices.
The American tourists there were actually missionaries.
Not sure what you're doing there, guys.
Every time we send someone there, remember the Haitian diplomats begged for French foreign aid and they murdered them when they showed up.
So don't just don't go to Haiti.
It's very simple.
It's a horrible place and there's riots going on right now that may never end.
But more importantly, we have got some news breaking out.
The Oregon Ranchers, remember those two brothers?
It sparked the Wildlife Refuge.
What were their two names again?
The Hammonds, I think.
Yeah, the Hammonds.
So it was a father and son team that were accused of arson.
We covered this extensively on previous episodes, but they were accused of arson.
And basically what happened is they were doing controlled fires.
And controlled fires are a very important part of ranching.
These guys know what they're doing.
It stops a major fire from spreading.
It helps promote growth on the land.
All ranchers do controlled fires.
Now, occasionally it goes a little farther than they thought and they burn just a tiny segment of government land that's not theirs.
Not a big deal, happens all the time.
The government does it to the ranchers all the time and they're much more incompetent at it.
So when they do it, it devastates ranchers' lands and starves their cattle.
The government never pays for this.
They never apologize.
They never suffer for this.
They just abuse the ranchers.
But when the ranchers dare to go on government turf, even just a fraction, a tiny, tiny segment of land, they are charged with arson.
And this case was remarkable because they served their time, they got out, and then the government went, actually, we didn't do it long enough, and pulled them back into prison.
Totally unprecedented case.
The left and the right, by the way, were not very supportive of these guys.
And that really pissed me off.
They kept doing that thing that right and left and most wimps do, where they go, well, they broke the law.
Shouldn't have broke the law.
Dude, everything is illegal.
I'm probably breaking 10 laws right now.
Don't use the law as an excuse.
Don't trust our judicial system.
Don't trust the government implicitly.
Anyway, the ranchers fought back.
Guy died.
And we thought the case was forgotten.
I have to admit, I was sort of out of sight, out of mind about it.
But they're out now.
They're finally out.
We finally have justice.
And this winning streak is out of control.
I don't think I can take it anymore.
Anyway, speaking of fires, controlled fires, these are not ranchers, and they don't seem to understand how fires work.
But they got one in their car and decided to blow it out.
Don't try this at home, kids.
It's a blowout.
Yeah.
He thought it was a trans woman's butthole.
So he starts up the car.
It bursts into flames, as one does.
And check this out.
He blows it out.
It actually works for a second.
Gas is deceiving.
Guys, if you're in Haiti, get out.
If you're in jail unjustly under Trump, you will get out.
And if you disagree with any of this, then get out my lawn.
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