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July 10, 2018 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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Ep 153 | Rescued! | Get Off My Lawn
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That was Bank Robber by The Clash.
And I played that because it inspired my outfit today, a black suit with a black shirt.
You'd think it was Johnny Cash that inspired that, but no, it's punk rock.
Can you play some of that video?
Yeah, you know, he also inspired your microphone.
Oh, yeah.
Look at that.
*music*
Alright, that's enough.
That's also what Sid Vitius wore when he was arrested for murdering Nancy Spongen.
If you're familiar with the old punk duo, Sid and Nancy, there he is off to court.
Where the prosecution was so good, they convinced him that he murdered her.
And he then OD'd with the guilt and shame of murdering his loved one.
He did not kill Nancy Spongen.
Two men did.
One is free, black guy.
He's on the run from New York.
John Joseph of the Cro-Mags discusses this on his New York punk rock walking tour.
And the other man responsible for Nancy Spongen's death is dead.
And his name is Rockets Red Glare.
Maybe you can pull him up.
He's a very, very close friend of Steve Bussemi, the ugly guy with the funny eyes.
They used to do comedy together, Stand Up.
Now, Rockets Red Glare is an old fat New York junkie who was born in jail, born a heroin addict, born a heroin addict.
There he is.
That man murdered Nancy Spongen.
There he is.
There's Steve and Fatso right there.
Steve Bussemi must have been doing heroin if he's hanging out with Rockets Redglare.
That would be like hanging out with LeBron James and not playing basketball.
It's going to come up.
My friend does a bundle of heroin a day.
I'm not interested, though.
I don't try it.
I just talk to his sleepy self while he lies.
What are you doing?
Oh, that's really professional.
We'll cut it out, I'll do it.
No, don't cut it out.
Dave Cast is leaving us.
He's been scooped.
He's headed to Fox News.
And it's for reasons like what we just saw that I don't really care.
Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out, Dave.
We had two guests today.
We had the guy whose face got a drink thrown at him at Whataburger.
I've tracked him down thanks to Fleckis.
Fleckis, by the way, wants to fight.
He wants Ruffio, the guy who did that beautiful knockout punch in Portland.
He wants a fight with Ruffio and the guy who threw the drink.
Now you say, well, why would they bother?
Well, Ruffio is anyone's dog for a bone.
He's always down.
But the drink thrower will offer him money.
Like, Fleckis is under the impression he can raise like $100,000.
Now, apparently, this dude who threw the drink is having trouble with his $5,000 bail.
So he needs the money.
So Fleckis actually contacted the guy's mom, who's probably the voice of reason, and is going to say, Kino Jimenez, you need to spend the money if we're going to get you out of the jail, homie.
So that'll be fun to watch.
Unless, of course, this Kino guy is such a dim wit that it's like beating up a handicapped person.
That's not that funny.
If the guy is just like front and all gangster and then he just gets plowed and pummeled, that's not that fun.
Remember those celebrity boxing matches?
And you'd have some old dude from the Brady bunch getting pounded by the young dude from the Brady bunch?
And ugh, something about seeing men my age who aren't equipped to fight getting the crap beaten out of them, it's so sad.
It's like seeing your dad get annihilated.
Whoops.
What, dude?
Stick out of Jeff.
Stick out of Jab.
Don't keep your chin on your chest.
Isn't it funny how with Tanya Harding, the whole thing with her, yeah, that's totally different, dude.
Tanya Harding had a boxing career.
It's funny how they said, we don't want Tanya Harding in boxing because she's trash and she could bring in the wrong kind of people.
And then she brought in people that smashed another skater's kneecap.
So that whole movie is about, can you believe these snobs?
But you're watching it with a rational mind going, uh, the snobs were right.
You are good at skating, but you did bring in some pretty crappy human beings.
It's kind of weird, yeah, they're proving the point in the movie that they're trying not to prove.
People don't think logically anymore.
I always say when I see these things, I always go, I get your point, but the example you've used is not a good example to prove that point.
In the newspaper today, the Thai boys, we rescued four of them.
Looks like a horrible panic attack waiting to happen, these little tunnels that they're taking them through.
But I couldn't help but notice the disproportionate number of white men involved in this rescue.
American Marines, British divers, Australian divers.
A lot of toxic masculinity going on there, as Jack Pasobic pointed out.
How about a thank you?
There they are.
Two geysers that go down in and help out.
I don't think the Thai people were doing very well themselves.
At one point, they were draining the water from the cave and just spilling it a few inches away from the hole so it was all seeping back in and essentially just stirring it up.
Nice work, guys.
So yeah.
Drink face is postponed.
I also had the organizer for Lauren Southern's tour.
He's postponed.
We'll get them tomorrow.
I also want to get, they finally pressed charges.
Remember those black dudes who kidnapped that mentally handicapped guy because he had a Trump hat on?
And they tortured him and wrapped him up and beat him and cut him and cut his clothes.
They got arrested.
I think they got like five years or something in probation.
So I want to get the family on the show.
Ken Webster Jr. down in Texas got them.
That's a good guess to have.
But this Lauren Southern thing is fascinating.
I'll get her on the show too to talk about it.
So she's banned from England.
Let's go back to the beginning.
She's banned from the UK.
Why is she banned from the UK?
Well, she did a little performance art piece with her gay friend Cowan.
And Cowan's the guy who tells everyone he's Tommy Robinson's manager.
And they did a thing where they handed out, they went to Luton where Tommy's from, which is the Muslim epicenter of Britain.
But it's also the radical Muslim center of Britain.
There are Muslims, believe it or not, in Britain who have sort of assimilated.
They don't go to pubs.
They don't have pork pies, but at least they're relatively normal.
Luton is different.
Luton is for those who want to set up Sharia law.
And that's why Tommy's so passionate about what he does.
I just sent him a letter the other day to jail.
He's in a jail called Onory or something.
Onery.
I've tweeted it.
You can check my Twitter.
But there's instructions there.
It's like 30 pence.
So like 20 cents an email.
But so they go down to Tommy's hometown of Luton and they hand out these flowers that say, Allah is gay.
Now, I don't know if you're familiar with the Mazalim people, but they tend not to be very pro-gay.
Again, they're sort of like us 500 years ago.
I get melancholy when I see them throw gays off buildings and stone rape victims to death because I go, that takes me back.
That takes me back to the 1400s.
Anyway, check out the video that set it all off.
So she was banned for saying Allah is gay.
There she is.
So we're just here to challenge these far-right misconceptions that Islam is homophobic.
I hope you enjoy it.
That's very offensive.
Why would it be that?
Why could it be?
Can you turn it off?
Because it's offensive at purple people.
Can you just say it's offensive to three or four people?
That allows not for gay people as well.
That allows not for trans people as well.
By the way, those police are members of the smallest police force in Britain, and they are vastly outnumbered by radical Muslims.
So part of them petrified of offending Muslims could be for their own safety.
If you arrest a radical Imam in Luton, you're dead.
And that includes the entire police force.
They will storm the police station and take it out.
So I think the police are living in fear of radical Muslims in Luton.
They're outnumbered.
It's sort of like having a police station in South Central or the South Side of Chicago.
You're not the boss.
They are literally above the law.
So anyway, because of that, London, England, has banned Lauren from the UK in perpetuity.
She can never return.
She went there to interview him.
They cited that as the reason she can't come in and said, no, you're here to incite violence.
You can't.
So she has a tour going on right now with Stéphane Moligneu, which I'd like to do.
I'd like to head over to Australia.
And she is banned from New Zealand.
She gets a notice saying you're banned.
Now, a lot of people are saying, no, no, no, Gavin.
She applied for the wrong kind of visa.
Guys, when I say something about my friends, I'm familiar with the story, okay?
This isn't conjecture.
When I tell you something and I'm directly involved, I'm usually speaking from a place of authority.
And this place of authority is, she applied for a work visa.
That's kind of slow in Australia.
They actually have pretty good borders, believe it or not.
So what a lot of people do is they get a tourist visa.
I can see my hair on the monitor.
It's bothering me.
They get a tourist visa that gets them through the door.
And then while the paperwork is going through for the work visa, as long as they don't get a check, while the work visa is still being processed, they can move forward, you know, especially if they're getting there before they do their first show and they can get to know everyone, blah, blah, blah, go see the town.
All right, are we ready to work visa?
Yeah, here's your check.
You could even do a couple shows probably by trust and then get your check after the work visa goes through.
But she's been denied both work visa and tourist visa.
Not happening.
Now they have a conservative parliament and the organizers who are trying to get on the show have been putting pressure on the conservative government going, hey, this is a little blonde girl who's 22.
What's she going to do?
Brainwash the whole country?
It's probably one of the biggest countries in the world.
I bet it's the third largest country in the world.
Isn't it a continent?
You know your country's big when it's a continent.
All right, so here's the first thing, denying her a visa.
Yeah, it has recently become aware that you were banned from entering the UK.
It is considered not conducive to the public good following your distribution of offensive material.
The offensive material said Allah is gay.
You're banned in the United Kingdom.
Now affects your ability to travel to and enter New Zealand under blah, blah, blah section, the blah, blah, blah Act.
What?
You have a law that when England bans someone, then they're also banned from New Zealand?
I don't believe you.
So then, after pressure from our guys, from the big boys upstairs, we get further, my previous correspondents, immigration border officials, have recently confirmed that your ban from the United Kingdom does not affect your ability to travel to or enter New Zealand.
Well, the other problem now is the venues have banned her.
So we have to revoke those bans.
Isn't it, could the left be any more weak?
They're globally weak.
You're scared of ideas.
I keep repeating this, but Richard Spencer is the worst it gets.
He's banned from something like 22 countries, by the way.
He is a man who wants America to be all white.
I think he wants the entire Western world to be free of other groups.
So fing what?
Why are you so scared of an idea?
I don't care if you want the whole Western world to become gay.
If you did that as a talk and argue that we are overpopulated, we need to stop having sex with women, women are gross, I'd love to hear that talk.
That's crazy talk as far as I'm concerned, as far as 99% of the population is concerned.
But I'm not scared of that idea.
I'm not scared I'm going to come out of the venue going, oh, I am a gay man now.
Someone told me to wear short shorts.
I want to end heterosexuals.
Tits are now gross.
Ooh, gross.
Get away from me, naked lady.
I'm going to barf.
I need more penises in my life.
How are you so weak?
I understand you shouldn't be locked in a room for a year, a la clockwork Ornstah, with your eyes pride open, having to watch Nazi propaganda.
There's an argument about that not being free speech.
But that's not the case here.
It's just a little girl who wants to do a talk.
And on top of all of this, her views are nothing like Richard Spencer's.
She is not a racist.
She is not a white supremacist.
She just is concerned about the Islamification of the Western world as all our sane people.
As are all sane people.
But speaking of saying Allah is gay, I'm quite fond of that sentiment, actually.
And sometimes I think that these lefties are our greatest allies.
Like I saw this at the Pride Parade, and I never heard of this group before.
But they're called, what are they called?
The Iman LGBTQI.
I guess I is Imans or Islam.
And this is the gay, and she's got to be a radical Islamicist if she's wearing a burqa.
And she's also gay.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Keep doing that.
I love it.
For the record, you cannot wear a hijab or a burqa and still be gay.
If you're wearing a hijab and you're wearing a burqa or you're wearing any kind of head covering, you are considered a devout Muslim.
You're pro-Sharia like Linda Sarsour.
Those people are against homosexuality.
The two are mutually exclusive.
And when you try to meld them together, you don't open up any minds.
What you do is piss off the radical Muslims.
You don't piss off tolerant Muslims.
And by the way, none of us really want to piss off tolerant Muslims.
So you're doing me, Gavin McInnes, a favor.
And that's why my new favorite show is Bold Type.
And it features a strong, empowered, lesbian Muslim woman.
Yes, please.
This is my favorite show, and I've never seen it before.
Isn't that, I'm a radical in that sense?
Check out now this.
I love to see the cannibalism on the left.
I love to see them collide because you know why?
You know why it's great to see them collide with their own values?
They don't have a system that makes any sense.
We have a system that started with the Magna Carta.
It's called the Patriarchy.
And it actually incorporates different religions.
It incorporates different sexualities.
Mad Dog Maddis might seem like a homophobe to you, but he's made it very clear he doesn't care what two adults do in their own bedroom.
Now, if you want to terrorize bakers, that's another story.
So we already have checks and balances.
What about sexual assault?
We have that.
We have DNA kits.
We have rape kits.
We've got all kinds of plans for everything.
What's your plan?
You don't have a plan.
You have total and utter anarchy.
And in your crazy anti-patriarchy society, you end up hurting the people you purport to help.
Love it.
So these radical alt-lefters think that they're showing you how cool Islam is.
But what they're accidentally doing is showing you that in their world, Muslims are pissed off.
Gays and Muslims are mutually exclusive.
In our world, we tolerate both as much as possible.
In their world, the two are at odds.
If you want an egalitarian society, stick with us, stick with the patriarchy.
If you want homophobia, stick with Islam.
Check out bold type.
She's so queer.
Queer Muslims, yes.
I choose to wear the hijab.
My trolls.
In your face, on my trolls.
I think your towel head friend here should speak English or go back where she came from.
Oh, I love this.
Doesn't she beat him up?
I've seen this before.
And by the way, speaking of their stupid society, stop telling little girls that they can beat up racists.
If you're two girls walking down the street and some big racist comes up and calls you a towel head, which by the way, does not happen, just get out of there.
Run, scream help or something.
Just run.
Don't take him on.
Keep going.
I want to see if she fights him.
Lauren is banned from the UK for making this same comment.
That's it.
Get in there.
It's more about this.
That's not how it's in a war.
It's not open to your interpretation.
Get a lot of good background music.
So I don't know what you're looking for.
it's a mystery we'll have to turn into ball type And it's also diversity, too.
They got to cram that in into their lesbian Muslim affair.
Anyway, that's awesome.
But speaking of the cannibalism of the left, I also saw this thing where lesbians want the T dropped from LGBT.
I've been saying this forever.
I've always said, hey, lesbians and gays, call yourselves LG and drop the crazies because they're bad for your movement.
There's no such thing as bi.
Buy is just what gays and lesbians do in their younger years when everyone's gorgeous and they want a strap on that actually works.
Once they get into their 30s, they realize that they're gay or lesbian and that's the end of bi.
There's no old bi woman tending to her garden.
There's plenty of old gays.
There's plenty of old lesbians.
There are no geriatric bisexuals.
Similarly, queer, trans.
That's just gays and lesbians trying to figure it out.
But the trans are now taking over the lesbian scene.
So the lesbians who are not fans of men, and I totally get that, they are seeing these trans show up to their lesbian marches and they're saying, what are you guys doing here?
Stop ruining everything.
There it is.
Lesbian activists block Pride in London March to protest against trans women.
I want to get one of these lesbians on my show because I agree with you, ladies.
You're not a lesbian if you have a penis, Riley Dennis.
You're glam.
You're an effeminate man.
You're an effeminate straight man.
You're David Bowie in 1978.
Go back to that picture.
I love it.
I love this.
So they lie down prostate.
No, prostrate.
Yeah, prostrate before these marchers and say, no, I don't want these men in my lesbian march.
Lesbian equals female homosexual.
The left has become so radical that they hate the left.
And now we, and by the way, when I say conservatives, I'm a pretty left-wing conservative, especially on social issues.
So I'm pretty far on the pro-gay end of it, where I'm like, I like gays.
I like lesbians.
I get that you're born that way.
I don't think that can be changed.
I'll even call it a sin.
I'm a drunk.
Drinking is a sin.
But when you add all this other stuff, it seems to me that you're trivializing what it is to be a woman, and you're trivializing even what it is to be a lesbian.
And you're creating a mess.
Your society is a mess.
That's the accidental theme to this show.
Like all these trannies now in high school sports are just destroying all the women.
Transsexuals are winning all high school sports, especially wrestling, track and field.
Men are better at that kind of stuff.
So when they grow their hair long and take a few hormones so they can have tits, they kick ass.
And also, when these women who are lesbians and are transitioning, they're still in women's wrestling because they have a vagina, but they're taking testosterone.
So they end up being stronger than normal women.
It's essentially steroids.
And they're winning too.
They're ruining sports.
They ruin everything.
And in every example, they hurt the people they purport to help.
All right.
How are we doing for time here?
We're almost out of time.
We're doing okay.
We're doing okay?
About 23 minutes.
Oh, good.
We're only halfway done?
Yeah.
Are you sure?
All right.
Harassing people.
Now, we've got another case of this.
Kellyanne Conway is at some like Home Depot type place shopping.
Was it a grocery store maybe?
And it says, just after arriving in Washington to work for President Trump, Kellyanne Conway found herself in a downtown supermarket where a man rushing by, you'll notice, by the way, the common thread with these victims is it's always older ladies or geriatric men.
It's never a young strapping lad like me.
Oh, sorry, it was me.
I did get called a Nazi when I was surrounded by children, including my own, and they were on the other side of a security fence and they were a floor up on a cement divider, and they still ran away into a crowd of 20,000 people.
That's the only time you see them attacking people like me.
But just, yeah, rushing by with his shopping cart sneered, you ought to be ashamed of yourself.
Go look in the mirror.
She gets this a lot.
She's so ugly.
I don't know if you guys know a lot of, what is she, like 55?
She's 50 at the youngest.
That's pretty good for 50.
Most married men married to a 50-year-old would be pretty pleased with that.
She is a very attractive middle-aged woman.
She's not a very attractive 22-year-old, but I don't know a lot of 50-somethings who consider themselves as attractive as Ariana Grande.
I'm sorry I'm not still sexy at 55.
And by the way, I'd like to see you in your 50s.
How hot are you?
How hot is your wife in your 50s?
Was your mom hot in her 50s?
So she comes back with mirrors in aisle 9.
I'll get one now.
Conway recalled replying.
She brushed off the dart with the swagger of someone raised in the ever-attudinal trenches of South Jersey.
What am I going to do?
She said, fall apart in the canned vegetable aisle?
We also had Steve Bannon in a bookstore, and this woman comes up to him and says, you're a piece of trash.
Actually, that's an example of someone coming up to an able-bodied male who could obliterate them, but of course it's a woman.
What's he going to do?
Punch her in the face?
Now, the owner of that bookstore said, please don't do that at my bookstore.
This is a bookstore.
It's full of different ideas.
I don't want my customers being harassed because you don't like their particular ideas.
By the way, I'm not sure she could name any of Steve Bannon's ideas.
Every time I ask people what's the matter with Steve Bannon, the best they can come up with is that he likes a book that some racists Also, like so, since that bookstore defended Bannon's, not even Bannon, but Bannon's right to be able to come to their bookstore, they've been doxxed and they have liberals attacking them because someone attacked the Red Hen.
Again, you know, my rationale with all this.
It's us versus them.
No more compromise.
Terrorize the Red Hen restaurant.
Punish them for their bullshit.
Don't do anything to this bookstore.
Defend it.
It's no longer about ethics.
We tried negotiating with them.
We tried being fair.
They screwed up.
They acted like homicidal dicks.
So we don't respond to them in a normal way.
We don't say, I'd like to schedule a debate.
We tried that.
Now they are the enemy, and I want to bring the battle to them.
I don't want any more fairness.
I don't want any more consistency.
Attack the left, defend the right.
Say two.
What about white supremacists?
They're not really counted as the right.
As I've said a million times, the alt-right is closer to the alt-left.
They're atheists.
They're socialists.
They're obsessed with identity politics.
They hate Israel.
They're all in one big boat of radical bullshit.
Mitch McConnell also attacked.
And this one's disturbing because not only do they chase him out of the restaurant, and by the way, Republicans, what are you doing just sitting there?
Like, who is that guy, Scott Pruitt of the EPA?
He's sitting there getting abused, and he just sits there.
There's so many jokes he could have made.
And then he resigns a few days later.
I know you're resigning for different reasons in a lady in a restaurant, but it doesn't look good.
She thinks she got you fired, and so do a lot of dumb liberals.
So stand up to her, make fun of her hair, laugh in her face, have a sense of humor about this, and then maybe take a week to quit or two weeks to quit.
Even if you have to say Trump, I quit, but because of the restaurant thing, can we give it a couple weeks?
And then I'll just silently walk out of the room?
We're playing dirty here, guys.
When they go low, we go lower.
I'm sick of the high road.
All right, look at this low road Mitch McConnell's getting.
Boat, you out!
Burt you out!
What is he, 90?
Hate the way they wear, break you wear blue jeans.
You just gotta get those, that belt on, that shirt tucked in and pulled right up so you can see my gorgeous buns.
Really got a cinched crotch.
Old people love their butts.
What are you pretty beef?
I want to see your butt cheeks, Mitch.
Check my contours.
Check my contours.
Okay, listen.
Yeah, we know where you live, Jeeves.
We know where you live.
I'm going to terrorize my grandchildren more than that.
Abolish ice.
What is just enough there?
What is crazier, just as a little side note here, what is crazier than abolish ice?
I literally don't understand it.
I understand.
I'm pro-life.
I totally get the pro-choice argument.
It says, look, abortions are happening anyway.
These women are going to die doing homemade abortions if you ban abortion.
Don't do it.
You're just going to make a bad situation worse.
Got you.
I have an argument against that.
I think that murdering 40,000 babies in the third trimester is a lot worse than a few coat hanger accidents.
But we can argue the numbers.
There's a point there.
A lot of what the climate change, I get that you think it's been hot the past 100 years.
I think you have to go back 3.5 billion years and you'll see a sine-cosine type graph.
Therefore, I don't think the warming planet is an issue.
Reasonable.
You know, the left used to be just, they used to have less data than us, but I got their general point.
Abolish ice?
I don't get your point.
I do not get your point.
You don't want any borders?
So we're the only country besides Somalia without borders.
How long does that last?
How long before this is just a giant filthy cesspool of all the 2 billion people that are dying, literally dying, to get here?
I don't understand your business model.
We don't want children crying.
Gotcha, me neither.
I don't like seeing little girls cry.
I don't like seeing a four-year-old ball her eyes out.
That's life when people commit crimes.
Coke dealers' children cry too.
All right, I had some words with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
She's running for Congress.
She just won the 14th district, which is the Bronx in Queens.
The Bronx is a sh ⁇ hole.
I live near it.
I go there all the time.
I have friends in the Bronx.
My cop friends live in the Bronx.
A lot of the sort of proud boy dudes live in the Bronx.
East Bronx is safe because that's where the cops live.
The rest of it is just projects, welfare, crime, violence.
It gets more dangerous every year.
And the Puerto Ricans there are like the Puerto Ricans in Williamsburg.
They are, same with the Lower East Side, third generation welfare.
They are unemployed.
They play dominoes all day.
I've lived with these people for many years.
My kids went to the same schools as Puerto Ricans, and it is single moms.
You wouldn't have believed the notices we would get when my kids went to a Puerto Rican school.
It would say things like, please don't come to school smelling of marijuana.
Because the moms would show up in their PJs, because it's so early, these kids have to get to school, reeking, so that they'd smoke a bowl, wake and bake, so they could make it to school.
They'd show up in their PJs with their slippers on and drop off the kids reeking up the hallways of pot.
That's just one of maybe 100 stories I have.
Anyway, Alexandria, she grew up in the Bronx, well, until she was five.
And then she went to Parkdale in Westchester, which is a very affluent suburb.
Her home sold for $350,000.
She is not working class, but check out this video of her and her giant donkey face talking about how I am a Puerto Rican and I love to my name is Alexandria Orcario Cortez.
She likes to ham it up when she says her own name.
She's about as Hispanic as Ricardo Montoban.
She's like, mira porque du habo como a sí.
You know, like I speak like a girl from the block because I learned how to speak Spanish on the street.
That's technically true.
You learn your language when you're five, right?
Mi mama y un piaba paxas.
My dad had a little small business that struggled like the majority of the time with me growing up.
I myself, when my family was struggling to make ends meet, I had a day job and I waitress and I bartend and I was shoulder to shoulder with undocumented people in the back of house.
Jay, just pause.
She was a bartender in New York City and she made a boatload of tips because she's attractive.
So she's trying to identify.
She's a rich girl from Westchester who makes probably, a good night was probably three to four hundred bucks in tips.
And she does speak Spanish.
She is technically Puerto Rican.
And she's trying to identify with these working class people.
And they actually show her in this video some Puerto Rican construction workers like, hey, Alexandria, I remember you from the revolution.
It's all a lie.
Go ahead.
I know my community.
No, you don't.
I live here.
No, you don't.
And I know that all of these narratives that people talk about with non-voters are rap.
I know that it's not that people don't vote because they're uneducated.
It's not that people don't vote because they're uninformed or they don't understand.
But people aren't voting because no one's speaking to them.
And so we decided, you know what?
It's got to end.
The thing about New York is that it is notoriously difficult to get on the ballot.
Most candidates pay $20 to $40.
That's actually a cool concept, by the way, that she doesn't take donations.
I appreciate that.
But another guy did that named Donald Trump.
He did it with his own money, and the left conveniently forgets that.
Anyway, I said to her, she said, I want minimum wage raised.
And I pointed out that minimum wages always raise $2 a year, and it's going to be $15 in December, like it always is.
And she responded that, yeah, so it's a good idea.
It works.
This is the thing socialists do, by the way.
Like, you know, the EPA, they go, look, we started here, and the air quality started getting better and better and better immediately after.
True.
Air quality before the EPA had been going up for decades.
They just stuck their dart in the middle of a trend that was already happening.
And then they think that they can justify their existence.
Alexandria was elected because she is Hispanic.
And Hispanics saw an Hispanic person in the ballot.
She seemed very left-wing.
So many of them are on welfare.
They thought, yeah, this is probably going to be more benefits for me.
No one's going to cut my food stamps.
Let's do it.
And so she got elected in.
And this is the future of politics in America.
As we become more tribal, and there's a third white, a third black, a third Asian, then the Asians will vote for the Asian guy, the whites will vote for the white guy, and the Hispanics will vote for the Hispanic guy.
No matter what the policy is, we are entering an era of purely racial politics.
And that is stupid, and it's un-American.
Dave, we've got to be over time here.
About 38 minutes.
We're coming to the bottom.
Okay.
All right.
Final story here.
Remember how I've always been against calling the cops?
Handle your own stuff.
If someone's terrorizing your family and they're a threat to your children, call the goddamn cops immediately.
If someone sexually assaults you at work and grabs your pussy, for example, call the cops immediately.
Don't try to sue them.
Don't get a disclaimer.
Don't get a raise.
Don't get in their movie.
Call the cops.
Or you're just an expensive prostitute.
But don't call the cops every time you feel that you can't handle a conflict yourself.
Well, I don't want to get sued.
I don't want to get in a fight.
Get sued, get into a fight, okay?
You're diluting the value of our police force.
And by the way, I want these cops to go be chasing rapists, chasing murderers.
I don't even like them chasing drug dealers.
I saw this cop show, like undercover, and it was about a guy who infiltrated the Mongols.
And I watched the whole thing, and I'm watching it going, he didn't see his sons for two and a half years, this guy.
His marriage fell apart, obviously, because he was literally in the Mongols.
It's not like he would go there, then go back to the police station every night.
He lived Mongol life, which, by the way, he liked.
And they treated him really well.
And when his mom died, they all hugged him and he felt loved for the first time ever.
But anyway, in it, he helps the feds bust them dealing drugs.
Whoever hasn't done drugs, you'll find out later that they're on Adderall and tons of other medication.
Everyone's done drugs.
I don't do them now because I'm so old.
They break my weak body.
But back in the day, I did everything.
In fact, I think LSD really helped my brain.
And to this day, I can do things like just stop the hiccups like that.
This is all documented in a great book called Free Radicals, where intellectuals and scientists discuss how LSD helped their lives.
So drugs are great.
Drugs are wonderful.
Heroin's killed all my friends.
But otherwise, I'm a big fan of drugs.
And to spend all that manpower stopping the Mongols from what?
Dealing Coke?
Thanks, I guess.
And then they have a guy who his girlfriend was hanging out with the Mongols.
And he comes in, he goes, I wanted you to go home.
She goes, I don't want to go home.
The Mongols go, she doesn't want to go home.
And then he goes, the Mongols suck.
Please don't take that quote out of context and send it to them.
I'll be very pissed off.
And so they take him out back and they stab him to death.
Look, I'm sorry the guy was stabbed to death.
But who goes up to a biker gang and tells a whole room of them that they suck?
The Mongols' number one rule is if anyone disparages us, we fight to the death.
So I don't want that guy to die.
I think it's sad that he died.
But I don't want my feds trying to catch someone who killed a guy who started a fight with a biker gang to their face.
So what are you doing?
So even in that crazy example, I don't know why the cops are there, but this trend is getting worse.
So there was a guy who noticed that there was a black woman swimming in the pool, and they have these community pools that everyone in these homes can swim in.
Those homes, they don't have access to the pool.
We don't want the pool to get overcrowded.
They pay more for their little community fees.
So, he sees a new black woman there, and he goes, are you, do you have a pass to be in here?
Can I see your ID?
That's kind of lame.
I'm not sure I would do that.
I might do that if I had a community pool and there was a black family I didn't recognize, and they kept, you know, screaming and yelling and drinking beer in the pool and spilling it and knocking over my kids or something.
Then I go, whoa, what are you, where are you people from?
But actually, you know, I would just take it up with that guy, say, individually, and say, why'd you just knock over my kid?
As opposed to asking for their ID.
But anyway, this guy says, what are you doing here?
Prove that you live here.
She, of course, they're both guilty, by the way, here.
She, of course, starts freaking out.
By the way, this little side note, I looked at this for about 20 minutes.
What is in his hand?
Is that a space gun?
It could be the driving shaft for a kid's toy, but it seems to have a high-quality light on the front.
I think it's a sprinkler.
Is that what that could be?
Do you see that?
That could be like a hose?
The thing where you put the hose?
That's the best guess so far.
And it stands on the.
So he brings it there, it sprinkles.
For someone who's very strict about pool use, like bringing a sprinkler to the pool seems a little obtuse, doesn't it?
Because that takes up about at least 20 square feet.
So anyway, she starts screaming and she escalates it too.
So he shouldn't have done that.
She escalates it.
And then who calls the cops?
He calls the cops.
Dude, what are you thinking?
You're obviously dealing with a crazy woman who has an accidround.
You can tell by your voice she's an immigrant.
It's not going to turn out well for you.
Try to show a little bit of street smarts.
So he calls the cops because the cops have become the people who solve all my problems.
And I don't think that's the way life should work.
It's not your mommy.
It's not like, I'm going to go tell dad.
And even if you are a four-year-old, don't go telling mom all the time.
When my kids snitch to me, I go, don't tell on your sister.
Even if she's murdered someone, even if she killed a prostitute and the prostitute's rolled up in the rug downstairs, I go, don't tell me about it.
Put her in the trunk, drive her to Jersey, and bury her.
Dave, are you positive we're not going under?
You're remembering the initial part at the beginning?
We're a bit over, yeah.
We're a bit over.
All right.
And that does that include the six minutes?
Okay, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry to doubt you.
I'm sorry to doubt you.
All right, so last case of calling the cops.
This one is really absurd.
This dude, and I've seen black people do this often, Sharad Small was with Ann Coulter on vacation once, and she's swimming in the hotel pool, and he has AquaSocks on, like what a scuba diver would use.
So this guy just has his white sports socks on.
Property manager was fired for calling the cops on a black man for wearing socks in the pool.
There she is.
Can I speak to your manager?
I need to call the cops.
Stop calling the cops.
You know what you do when someone wears socks in the pool?
You make fun of him.
You say, what are you embarrassed of your tozies?
Did you not get a pedicure?
Just get a pedicure next time you want to go swimming.
That's what he's wearing in the pool.
He shouldn't call the cops.
He should call the drone squad to have that guy blown up.
Call the Navy SEALs.
Who does that?
What are you doing wearing socks in the pool?
That is so irritating that we should have a separate squad, the irritating squad.
This guy's, there's a video of it, right?
Yeah, play the video is particularly annoying.
But he's sitting there all proud of his socks.
We have rules as we go, but you have to sign them.
And so everyone has to sign them.
It's weird getting in a fight in your bathing suit.
Where are her socks?
I didn't have sign hats for an older one.
If you're ducking them in the water, you can't duck them in the water.
That's what I was saying.
Because you asked me if you could wear a hat out here, and I said, yes, as long as you're not dunking them in the water.
That would wear it.
That's what we're also hating conversations with.
She's got a point, though.
Like, what if you have stinky socks?
You're essentially doing your laundry in the pool.
Okay, sorry.
But don't call the cops.
We're begging for a police state.
You know what this is?
We've created a nanny state where all our problems require us to call the state.
Solve my problems, state.
Solve my issues.
I see something that is incongruous.
By the way, you're right to see socks in the pool as incongruous.
I want the state to solve this thing.
This woman seems suspicious.
I don't think she lives here.
Hey, state, analyze this.
You're begging for a Gestapo.
You're begging for a communist Russian Chinese America.
That's not what it is.
We solve our own problems.
Now, don't go out with a gun shooting people you think are potential bank robbers or potential house thieves.
But for the most part, you can handle your own problems, especially when it comes to wet socks.
You know, back when we had a strong family unit, the dad would go to work.
The mom wouldn't just take care of the kids.
She'd be in charge of the community.
The moms would fight for a stop sign on that corner.
The moms would go to the local school and say, this teacher's incompetent.
He needs to be fired.
They would get involved in the community.
Now we just want the state to handle our community.
The cops don't want that.
We don't want that.
When we get that, we will have no rights of our own.
You know how easy it will be to treat us like sheep and to herd us like cattle when we've called the police for everything that goes wrong.
All right, let's end on a funny thing.
Have you got that video of that guy skiing off a mountain?
So he's doing that thing where X amount of velocity creates enough wind that it fills your parachute while you ski, and now you're doing a different sport.
Now you're parachuting.
And he's doing this with an avalanche behind him.
I don't think he planned for this.
So I guess as you're going down, you hear the avalanche and you go, wow, I hope I get enough speed to lift off or I'm dead.
That's German for ugh.
I'm of two minds about this.
On the one hand, I think, why are you risking your life, dude?
You're gonna die.
But on the other hand, I think, you're a badass.
Talk about seizing the day.
So he gets in there now.
Good, because you're about to hit a bunch of rocks.
I can't tell if he flipped or the camera's flipping though.
Look at that.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You need more speed.
There's an avalanche coming.
More speed, more speed.
Oh, that's enough speed.
And then look behind him.
Holy crap.
Well, that's one way to get off my lawn.
I can't buy that hole in the wall.
I know that they never.
That he walks a fight for home.
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