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Canto, can'to So this band called the Young Fathers went into the Scottish National Portrait Gallery and talked about how stupid it was that all these dead white men were there.
I'm going to devote the vast majority of the show to that.
So that'll be a long video where you know we mimic it.
But I'm going to try to cram in all the other news before we get to that.
What do we got here?
Let's talk about that opening.
That was young Signorino, an Italiano performer who sings at Samuare.
By the way, this is a moire, M-O-I-R-E.
And stupid people who don't get TV will wear patterns on their shirts and their jackets.
And you'll see, it just looks like we're electrical.
So if you ever see that, just know that someone needs a slap on the wrist.
Someone is an amateur.
If you're watching TV and the guy's shirt is alive, you're dealing with amateurs.
And I guess I'm an amateur in this.
But this young Signorino is very, very hot with the kids.
18 million views that YouTube video has.
And he's a drug addict who just got out of rehab who tattoos his face.
This is what kids like now.
Weird, sexually androgynous guys who do lots of pills to the point of death and draw on their face permanently.
Have a little look at young Signorino.
There we go.
Don't these people have dads?
The ones in America don't have dads.
They tend to be as bad.
It's kind of a good jam, though, I have to admit.
I like it.
All right.
God, I was just reading the New York Post, and this is the cover.
So this kid, a kid who wanted to be a cop, got attacked by the Tantorinos, what are they called?
The Trinitarios.
Trinitarios.
And they're Dominicans.
Their rival team is DDP.
Dominicans don't play.
And they murdered this kid with machetes because they thought he was the guy that was rapping while a Trinitarios girl was having sex in the background.
And that's the Trinitarios sister.
And you got to pay for that.
So not only were they murdering this kid, but they got the wrong kid.
Like, this is all fatherlessness, by the way.
And it's out of control.
The amount of dead kids in today's paper, I don't want to get too into it, but a New Jersey woman has been sentenced to seven years in jail for strangling her minutes-old daughter to death.
That's something we have to shake it out of your head.
Seven years?
How could it be so little?
You kill a grown person.
It's 20 years.
You're asking the wrong guy.
Hit and run girls, kill four.
I've got a bunch of these.
There were so many that I thought, can there be a warning?
Like a little, or can you put all the dead kids on one page so I just skip over that page?
Because unless it's an epidemic, I don't really want to know about it.
And New York, which is the fatherless capital of the world these days, especially certain areas like the Bronx is 80% of children born out of wedlock.
Or how about Queens?
A Queen's mom, there she is, school kids sex assault.
A Queen's mom is suing the Department of Education for failing to keep her six-year-old son safe after she reported his being sexually assaulted by a student in the school bathroom.
Oh, is this another one of these politically correct things?
Let's see what we got.
Yannique Vasquez-Lee says a boy in her son's first grade class at PS37 in Springfield forced him to perform a sex act in the bathroom stall last year?
The kid is six?
Like, how are six-year-olds even out of your sight?
It's horrific what is going on in New York City.
And New York City, I know you don't relate because you don't live here, but it really is a canary in the coal mine, just like Britain is a canary in the coal mine.
Does this set look symmetrical?
I feel like this table is at a weird angle.
Am I crazy?
Am I losing it?
What happens here?
Do we see symmetry here?
Is this rectangle equidistant at both ends?
Yes.
All right.
Speaking of brawling and lunacy, I went to Coney Island this weekend.
I went to see the Cyclones, and they are a farm team for the Mets.
And the beauty of this tiny little minor league team, they're actually below the minor leagues.
I forget what it's called, first A or something like that?
Single A. But for $60 each, we all got a suite.
How awesome is that?
And they bring you beers.
It was like being a billionaire, just hanging out up there.
I had the mascot come by and say hi to the kids.
One thing that annoyed me was they started watching the Mets game in the suite because it went into overtime.
And I'm like, guys, we're skipping that game to watch this game.
Cough button, cough drop button.
And then we walked around Coney Island.
It gets worse every year.
There was, I think it's cocaine.
It's fatherlessness, but also cocaine.
And you can tell, we walked along the boardwalk and there's people dancing to music, Just blaring that Puerto Rican music.
I forget what it's called.
You remember that stuff?
You never know this kind of thing.
But just blaring that.
And you can tell by like the sweat and the way they're dressed and how drunk they are that they're doing Coke.
It's obvious when someone's doing Coke.
You got the grinding jaw and stuff and the big eyeballs.
Just mom's on Coke, dad's on Coke.
And then just people either dancing their masks off or getting violent.
And then I saw this when I came back.
This was from a few days before, a massive beach brawl on Coney Island.
And by the way, Coney Island is so inefficient now that a lot of the areas don't have lifeguards.
So it's just park rangers saying, get out of the water, get out of the water, as people get wasted and fight.
New York, what a town.
start spreading the news.
I'm leaving today.
I want to be apart.
Always punching from behind.
Kicking them down.
Look, he's got a cane.
I mean, you want to get up so you live.
Because there's no mercy here.
I think a lot of these guys sort of, look, they get up severely concussed and just think, the only way I'm going to live is if I get up.
Look, everyone is waiting.
And he's concussed.
You could still beat him up.
He's savages.
But at the Coney Allen thing, at the game, in the lineup, of course I had a lot of people come up to me.
Usually like every five minutes, not every five minutes, but usually 10 times a day, people go, oh, I like your stuff, selfie, whatever.
I give them a CRTV card.
But I also had a couple.
You could tell they were sort of antifa hipster types.
He had big headphones and big curly hair.
His girlfriend was kind of, they were both fat.
And you could tell they were Huffington Post types.
And they start, they get up past security.
They see me.
They get up past security, past the ticket thing, so I can't get to them.
And then from high up, they yell down, hey, Gavin, f ⁇ off!
F ⁇ you!
F ⁇ off!
Now, I'm with my kids.
I'm not just with my kids.
I'm with all my kids and my son's, most of my son's baseball team, as you saw in the picture earlier.
So about 15 kids and most of their parents.
I'm standing there.
And, you know, bloods and crips don't shoot you when you're with your kids, but these monsters cannot wait to just, like, they think that's activism.
And I've noticed this becoming a trend for a while, this Trump derangement syndrome just becoming, let's scream at people who oppose us.
Let's yell at them.
And this has had a slow trickle, but this past week it's gone up and it's about to go crazy.
Like this week is going to be insane with Trumpers being attacked by deranged lunatics, Trump derangement syndrome chanting.
So I just wanted to go back a little bit and talk about the development of this.
So there was, what was the first one?
It was, was it Kat Tempf?
Yeah, that was one of them.
Kat Temf.
What happened?
Oh, yeah.
So she had someone throw water at her.
How are you ahead?
I don't understand what you're doing here.
I don't understand the advantages here.
Did you wake up Kat?
It's just revenge for Trump?
Like, I don't get it.
I love this malaria.
And then, more recently, right, we had Milo and Chadwick.
That was at the Churchill restaurant here in New York.
Nazi scum, get out.
Two gay men who happened to like Trump.
They kept chanting that until those guys just left.
Then we had Tommy Lauren.
I think she was with her mother or something.
It's with her mom, and this woman just gets up and whips water at her.
This is also, by the way, if what I was talking about on CRTV tonight, the lack of fighting.
Women just, like, a generation ago, a woman would never just attack someone like that because she'd be scared of getting hurt or something.
But now that women are told that they're action heroes, they're just like, I'm going to throw water in someone's face.
I might just punch a biker in the face while I'm at it.
There she goes.
Hey, f that bitch.
That bitch.
Yeah, I said.
Racist ass bitch.
Why are you even out here?
It's dangerous.
Get that bitch out of here.
F that bitch.
Nice.
Good, all great points, by the way.
And then, so now I'm getting closer to like this week, right?
Was Stephen Miller, Stephen Miller was like a couple weeks ago?
You got these in chronological order?
Yeah, Stephen Miller was like a few days ago.
Okay, wow.
Because there was one last night.
Do you have the one that was last night?
Yeah, was that Pam Bondi?
Yeah, we have that towards the end.
So Secretary Nielsen, now a CRTV staffer that I work with was there for this.
She was on a date and got real mad.
And in D.C., 5% of the people vote for Trump.
So when you're on a date and you're right wing, you have to sort of keep it under your hat.
But when you see this Secretary Nielsen get attacked, you have to let the cat out of the bag and say, ah, I'm really pissed off right now.
So if you hate Trumpers, one just got out of the bag.
Go ahead.
Yeah, buddy.
No ban, no wall.
Sanctuary for all.
No ban, no wall.
Sanctuary for all.
No ban, no wall.
Sanctuary for all.
Hit it.
No ban, no wall.
Sanctuary for all.
No ban, no wall.
Sanctuary for all.
Sanctuary for all.
Now, two-thirds of the world are starving.
What would you say that is?
Three and a half billion?
We've got about three billion people that would love to come to America with no borders and no wall and sanctuary for all.
They're welcome.
I don't know who's feeding these people.
I don't know where they're staying.
They're going to be in Nevada in the desert.
They better have a high tolerance for heat.
And then immediately after that, now we're down to like the past few days.
Stephen Miller got yelled at at a Mexican restaurant.
We're at the point now where I don't think Trumpers can go to a Mexican restaurant unless they're ready to throw down.
Like, I travel with my boys, as Lars Fredriken says, I don't go anywhere without my Switchblade.
I don't go anywhere without my crew.
Doom, doom, doom, doom.
If I'm with my army of proud boys, I'll happily go to a Mexican restaurant, but I'm not going with my kids.
These are worse than crazy ex-girlfriends now.
Now they are stalkers.
They are psychotic stalkers.
And when does it end?
When does the craziness reach its peak?
I'm not being very articulate today.
Is it too much coffee or too little coffee?
Or maybe because I had a snack, that was a bad move.
Well, hopefully your eyes can just go to this more.
So show me the Stephen Miller one.
There's no video.
Oh, there's no video?
What did they do?
They just chased.
They called me yellow fascist.
Fascist.
That's what they want.
Oh, yeah.
At Coney Island, they were yelling F you, but also the girl called me Nazi.
So I look over at my wife and she's like, that was very nice.
Now, luckily, some dude came over for an autograph, which is weird.
He had a ripped envelope.
He said, I love you, man.
Can I get your autograph?
The guy was my age.
So I just wrote, I love you too, Gavin McKinnis.
Are you going to sell that on eBay?
It's a ripped envelope.
That has a net worth on eBay of, I would say, one penny.
What's postage?
You have to get about 100 of those together to make the postage worth it.
And then, of course, we have Huckabee Sanders, who was chased out of the red hen.
It's funny, all these red hens are getting attacked by people across the country.
And the left is going, these jerks, they're attacking the wrong red hen.
They're so irrational.
You picked a fight.
I'm sorry that they got the wrong guy, like the Trinitarios.
Yeah, he calls the restaurant filthy.
He says their awning is dirty.
Dirty outside, dirty inside.
It is.
It's disgusting.
That's Meryl Streep's cousin, by the way.
I heard.
And she's like, there's pictures of her wearing a pink hat saying, we have Meryl Streep on our side.
I guarantee if that's true, that Meryl Streep called her and said, I just want you to know that I support you and I really appreciate the hard work you're doing.
And then there's a pause.
Thanks, Meryl.
Oh, my God.
I love you.
If you're ever in town, drop by.
And then she said, weird pause.
And then she goes, I just hate that man.
It's as simple as that.
And then the cousin overlaughed because she was so excited that her cousin, Meryl Streep, was calling.
And she went, oh, my God.
It is that simple, Meryl.
It is just that simple.
At any rate, she probably talks to people like she's the Queen of England too, because she's so used to having her ass kissed.
Can you imagine how she talks to her lowly cousin?
And then we had the Florida Attorney General, Pam Bondi.
This is last night.
Yeah, last night.
And they're footage of that too?
Look at this.
No restaurant speaks.
Oh, you think it was.
Look at the arrogance.
Remember when we talked to Obama supporters like that after the election?
Drove bombs in and chased them out of movie theaters?
No, we needed.
And it's a woman, of course.
Keep showing me that, actually, because she follows him right into the parking lot.
It's always these women, too, that must pick fights.
Women picking fights with women.
I guess that's more fair.
Men picking fights.
Oh, yeah.
Taking away health insurance with people with pre-existing conditions.
Bondi.
Shame on you.
Yeah, it was the Mr. Rogers documentary.
So they started out with kind of a point, like what would Mr. Rogers think of what you do?
That's a very specific beef.
Also, healthcare I find way too complicated for my tiny brain, but what should we do with pre-existing conditions?
Like, I get all this money for healthcare as an insurance company, and then someone shows up with stage four cancer, and I've got to pay for them to have, like, their heart removed.
I'm bankrupt now.
Like, I'm not saying it's good or bad.
I'm saying I have no idea how you could work a system where pre-existing conditions weren't a thing.
All right.
So now, at the peak of this mayhem, Maxine Waters has decided to go all in.
She's doubling down and telling people, let's not only do this at restaurants and movie theaters, let's include gas stations.
Let's go for the triumvirate of places people like to go and tell them they're not wanted here at this gas station, this shell.
We want it done now.
We're going to insist on it.
If you think we're rallying now, you ain't seen nothing yet.
Are you ready?
You have members of your cabinet and that have been moved out of restaurants.
She picked me up at that house.
Yeah, no peace, no sleep.
No peace, no sleep.
Did you hear that?
Guess what?
She's telling people to go to Trump's administration staff.
So someone who got a job because they're right wing and now their job is to enforce the law.
Go to their house and scream, no peace, no sleep.
What?
What?
This is the barbarian episode.
This is the Conan the Barbarian Mad Max cave person episode of Get Off My Lawn.
Get Off My Cavefront.
We don't have lawn yet.
We haven't discovered agriculture yet.
It's just a series of rocks in front of my cave.
Go ahead.
Win this battle because while you try and post the Bible, Jeff Sessions and others, you really don't know the Bible.
God is on our side.
Yeah.
God hates Republicans.
The children.
What about the children?
What's honorable?
We're tired of understanding that if we can't protect the children, we can't protect anybody.
So true.
It's about the children.
And if you disagree with Maxine, that means you want children to die.
You know, like the entire New York Post, which, by the way, I guarantee you, all of these dead kids and assaulted kids are fatherless.
And what does that come from?
Welfare.
It comes from incentivizing single moms.
Back before welfare, blacks and Hispanics had kids the same as whites, the same rate of divorce.
Since then, it's 75%.
Across America, three out of four black fathers are not there for their kids.
In New York, it's worse.
It's 80, some projects 90, especially with Puerto Ricans.
It's brutal and idle hands.
You know, it could be as simple as just boredom.
Boredom starts making people crazy.
They start doing drugs.
The next thing you know, they're strangling their baby.
So that's you guys, Maxine.
God's on our side.
We're the honorable ones trying to help the children.
All right, we must be running out of time, right?
How are we doing?
Yeah, we're a bit overriding.
Oh, poops.
We're not going to get to the timecomers.
All right.
Let's check out this super cool hipster guy going into a Scottish Museum and telling all these paintings that they're dumb, evil, inbred white men.
I've got a pet peeve, by the way.
I just came up with this.
I don't like when people got an accent that's not from that place and they kind of shut up about how much that place sucks.
Like in that Halifax 5 video where there's a guy with an African accent and he's saying, you take down the Dominion flag.
That is a flag of genocide.
You cannot have this flag in here.
You must take away the flag.
Like, you just arrived here, dude.
I couldn't imagine going to Japan and with my sh ⁇ Japanese that I don't even speak saying, like preaching to people.
Anyway, this gentleman is from a band called Young Fathers.
His name might be Young Fathers.
I don't know how the kids are doing it these days.
But his Scottish accent is not very Scottish.
So maybe he's lived there for, I don't know, not his entire life, it sounds like.
But he's gone to the Scottish National Portrait Gallery, one of the most sacred places in all of Scotland, where it's turgid with history.
It has a history boner.
And he's gone in there just to crap on it with no actual research or anything, just like, screw this place.
It makes me feel weird.
Well, I'm sorry, but Scotland is as white as Japan was Japanese.
It only had immigrants very recently.
Not a lot of people want to go there.
The weather's not great.
So I'm sorry if at the National Portrait Gallery, you've noticed that a lot of these ancient historical figures from hundreds and hundreds of years ago tend not to look like Rastafarians.
Like, what kind of beef is that?
Anyway, let's play it.
I'm glad I'm in a good mood because the first time I saw this, it made me real mad.
I haven't watched it in a while.
Dramatic.
By the way, just one other thing.
The Scots have a fanatical obsession with underdogs.
So you go to a Celtics football match, soccer match, and there's huge Palestinian flags.
Not really because they have a problem with Israel or even that they support Palestine.
They just know that that's the underdog.
So they're the underdog.
So if you're a visible minority in Glasgow, people, like I brought a black guy to Glasgow once and he was almost raped like Ella the Beatles.
Like we almost had to run from chicks because they were going to devour him.
That's the Scottish mentality in that show and that's probably why they all went, that's a great idea, young feeders.
You should come by the National Portrait Gallery and just talk about how shite it is because of all these stupid white people everywhere.
It should all be, it should look like a black Uhuru album cover there.
It should just be all guys wear huge dreadlocks.
That's what the Scottish Portrait Gallery should be.
More Jamaican looking guys.
All right, go ahead.
I don't hear any audio.
Oh, it's a nice stoic intro, by the way.
All right, so I don't know how you got into the museum late at night.
Isn't that trespassing?
By the way, if you go to a museum after hours alone and rail against the paintings, gold edged and decorated.
A coat frame with gold surrounding white skin wrapped around your body, fat, and muscles and bones like a magic cloak.
Just stop.
Yeah, that's what a painting is in a museum, dude.
They are.
Paintings of humans are skin wrapped around bone.
And yeah, they tend not to frame them with leucite or denim.
They tend to have a nice sort of gilded frame.
That's the way you tell humans that this is a fancy painting.
You know, the kind that would be at the portrait museum, maybe?
Not really adding to the concept here.
The signs of power.
Yes, the signs of wealth.
Insignia.
Details that seem small and inconsequential, but they are proof of status.
Just pause.
This is what pisses me off.
Let me tell you something, okay?
Like, my wife has this picture of her Indian, American Indian ancestors, and that's like four generations ago.
I don't know how long ago, but it was like, it looks like the early 1800s.
One of them's kind of wearing a suit-ish type of thing.
The other has, she's not as assimilated looking.
The fact that they have that photograph taken means they must have been pretty fancy because getting your photo taken back then was a big deal.
So if you see a painting of an old-timey guy, he's not going to be a pauper.
They didn't do paintings of the guy who shined your shoes.
I'm sorry.
I'm choking on my own saliva here.
How can you not know that?
Like, they're not Polaroids, dude.
Yes, at the Scottish National Portrait Museum, the people are going to be erudite men of consequence.
That's history.
That's the way it worked.
Do you want a woman doing the laundry there?
They don't have paintings of that from 1502.
Go ahead.
Your status.
White.
Powerful.
Yeah, you're in Japan.
This picture confirms you were a man that you existed.
Listen to the stain in this fruit burst from the tree, and here's the proof.
Wait, pause.
Does this I gotta take it off and show my blouse.
Does he have his hat off?
Yeah, I think he does.
Thank God, I was boiling in this thing.
I don't know how you millennials wear those wool hats.
The things are like putting a microwave on your head.
Jesus, I feel like I lost brain cells.
All right, go ahead.
That I'm not a man.
Wait, pause.
Can you imagine going to a Japanese portrait museum after you move to Japan and going, are you saying I don't exist?
Are you saying I'm less of a man?
I see you, geisha girls, with your makeup and all.
And I see you bloody samurais with your swords.
And see on don't be emperors.
Are you saying I'm a nabde?
Because I don't see a face like mine framed in gold hanging on the wall.
You're a black guy in Scotland.
Have you taken all the space?
Sir!
All the air, swallowed all the wine, taken the goodness from the earth, sweated the energy from my family's living essence.
Wait a minute.
Pause.
Are you implying, sir, that the Scottish aristocracy got rich off slavery?
The way I recall it was the tobacco industry, potatoes were big.
Shipbuilding was massive in Scotland's history.
I don't think you know of history, my friend.
Scotland is not known for their rampant exploitation of the black man.
You might have an argument that they contributed to the opium wars in China by supplying iron ships that would try to fight the state when the state tried to outlaw opium.
British ships, Scottish ships and the Brits pushed back on that.
Maybe a Chinese guy might have an argument for like one painting.
But what the hell?
How are these aristocrats his problem?
In order that you can live forever, etched in gold, where's a universal balance?
Am I meant to admire the brushwork and the colors in the historical context without considering how you came to be here?
Without asking how you came to be here.
So again, the implication is what he's doing is he's borrowing black American identity politics and saying, I'm no going to this museum and looking at you people who got rich off of my bones.
You got the wrong country, brah.
All right, go ahead.
Who look like me aren't?
Am I meant to just accept this?
Am I meant to just accept that this is how things work out?
Yes.
Ignore the past that has survived despite attempts to gold edge it from existence.
He's a good fighter, by the way.
You can tell.
Look at that.
Just pause it here.
This is eerie.
We have the exact same body.
I'm like looking in a black mirror.
This is that famous show, Black Mirror.
It's like he's my black twin.
Has my mother been untowards?
Why am I seeing my exact body but chocolate?
This is disturbing.
Look at that.
Mirror image.
Alright, go ahead.
Now you're dead.
Dead random white dude.
Okay, pause.
This is the part that pisses me off.
And that's also, by the way, stealing black identity politics because they talk about dead presidents and they often talk about like the money is dead presidents.
It's also a rap band.
But they also say, I hate history.
American history.
It's a bunch of dead white dudes.
Well, yeah, our history's not with vampires.
So I'm sorry the people passed away at the Ripe Old age of 55.
Of course, people in history are dead.
That's one of the craziest criticisms I've ever heard in my life, that you're mad that we don't have more vampires and zombies in our history books.
But this inconsequential part pissed me off.
The Scottish National Portrait Museum, you might be able to find some people you dislike, but there are some of the most important people, not just in Scotland's history, but in Western history.
It was the Scots who invented the modern world.
It was the Scots who at Glasgow University first decided, let's separate church and state and create a free-thinking society.
It was a Scot who not invented the steam engine, but put it on its side and enabled you to build factories, to do mass production.
The Scots are responsible for the Industrial Revolution.
And if you look at history, it seems like everything happened from 1800 to 1900.
In other words, the Industrial Revolution facilitated the modern world.
Even those opium wars I was talking about.
The reason Britain had the money to go down there was not your slavery, but it was the mechanization of the Industrial Revolution, the steam engine on its side.
That's from Lead House, by the way, that guy.
But the kind of people that are at the National Portrait Gallery include, oh, I don't know, Sir Walter Scott.
Sir Walter Scott, by the way, and it's particularly ironic that he's demeaning him.
Sir Walter Scott is the guy who came up with the concept of I'm going to write a novel, but it'll be true.
So it'll be a romantic tale with love interests and an uppy-downy part and an A plot and a B plot and a conclusion, but it'll be based on an actual figure and I'll use actual events.
I may have to twist a few like they did in Braveheart.
But that skill, that concept enabled billions more people to read history.
It brought history down to the common man, the near illiterate man, where all of a sudden he could enjoy.
And we still see this today.
How many movies today do we see that are based on true events?
That's Sir Walter Scott.
You know what?
Give the guy a painting in the Scottish Museum.
Throw him a bone.
Okay, yeah, you can put gold around the edge.
That's okay.
I don't care if it makes black guys feel bad that he's in a nice painting.
He's a pretty major figure.
Let's look back, by the way, at your work when you're done your life's work, young fathers, and see if it can hold a candle to Sir Walter Scott.
And by the way, if it does, by all means, get the hell in the Scottish Natural National Portrait Gallery.
I'd love to see you in there.
But history judges people, and history has Judged these people quite well.
Or look at this painting of Sir Winston Churchill.
I'm not a Churchill fan.
I think he screwed up by getting into World War II.
I think he had an axe to grind because he was a rich kid.
And he always wanted to show his father, his soldier family, that he could be as great as his ancestors.
So he had a chip on his shoulder.
But he's a man of consequence.
Despite the negative things you could say about him, he deserves to be in a museum.
Ever heard of Churchill?
Pretty big deal.
And by the way, we just had two Sir Walter Scotty movies about him, right?
What were they called again?
There was, my mind's gone blank.
Dunkirk and what was the other one?
30 Days or something like that.
Anyway, so that's kind of a double whammy there, Sir Walter Scott and Sir Winston Churchill being in there.
So yes, relevant, not just stupid did white men, by the way.
What's so special about you?
What's so special about you?
I am here against the wall, framed in gold, smiling and gold frame.
The privilege of being alive.
That's all he's doing.
Well, you are now framed in dust.
The signs of wealth, the insignia of status.
They are a gravestone that a dog pisses against shifting, crafting clay.
Wait, wait, wait.
Now dogs have to piss on these paintings?
What?
Not only do you break into the museum and punch them with your clothes off, but now we got to bring in a wee dug to take a puss.
This is a load of push.
And the whole concept of what have you ever done, it's so arrogant, isn't it?
It's bizarre.
Go ahead.
They are a long line of inbred spawns soon to die out themselves.
Okay, stop.
Yes, there was some inbreeding in the English aristocracy.
I don't know what percentage of these people suffered inbreeding.
I'm guessing a minute fraction.
The Scottish aristocracy bred with France and all other kinds of other people to form allegiances against the English.
And by the by, the Scots fought the English for, I don't know, 700 years, and the English ripped them to shreds again and again.
You want to talk about bounties?
Like there was that guy in Halifax, speaking of the Halifax 5, who had bounties on Indian heads.
Yeah, he came from the English wars with Scotland where he had bounties on kilts.
Bring me a dead Scotsman and you got some money.
You'll notice we don't have protests about that, by the way.
We just go, see you, you bastard.
I'll get you one day and I'll rise again.
Oh, flower of Scotland.
When will we see your likes again?
Sorry, I'm getting carried away.
All right, let's go back to this guy.
Literally suggesting we dog piss on paintings.
But I am here.
My body.
My very existence, my closeness to your face, my breath all offends thee.
Wait, did he just say my breath all offends thee?
You know what the Scottish eritocracy take on black men was?
Who are they?
What's a black man?
You're going back hundreds and hundreds of years when they're fighting the English and you're saying, you hate that I'm here.
And then they go, I had no idea you exist, let alone show up in Glasgow, by the way.
So your breath, you're talking to a dead white man that you just said was irrelevant and now his breath offends you.
You breathed yourself, but you can.
Your posterity is a cartoon.
Strangling them?
Evidence of a vain stupidity, whilst my own monument is the living, pulsing one that is here next to you in your hallowed space.
Every thought and encryption, I am here.
Now pause.
It's interesting that when competing with consequential historical figures, the only one-upmanship you have is that I'm actually alive.
So people go, Churchill was an incredible man, you know, and I go, oh yeah, well, he's dead and I'm here.
Is he so consequential now?
Yeah.
I mean, no offense.
CRTV is cool and everything, but it's no World War II and the Boer War.
He's a little more consequential than you, Gav.
And the fact that you're still alive is not really blowing any minds.
That's not really, hey, look at me, Mr. Liffin over here.
Breathing up a storm.
Heart's pounding.
Not like Winston Churchill.
And that's not the only, like, Rabbi Burns is in there.
Robert Burns.
We say to sell Kirk Grace at my house every dinner time.
There's those have meat that cannot eat.
And no, some have meat that cannot eat.
And some have meat that, and some have meat that, no, some can't eat that want it.
Fuck, I'm forgetting my own grace.
But we have meat and we can't eat.
See the Lord be thanked.
And he was a very consequential Scottish poet because he brought working class culture to poetry and the fancy pants.
So he had the beautiful poem about a mouse, a wee, wee tenious beast or something.
He also had a great song that should inspire us all, a poem called Aman is Aman and all that.
Anyway, I'm not going to recite all this poetry here, but we have Rabbi Burns Night, a huge evening.
All over the world, by the way.
Scots all over the world celebrate the Burns Supper every year.
This is how many years after he died?
So in that sense, he's still living more than you, young fathers.
Or there's some modern stuff there, too, by the way.
It's not all these inbred royalty who don't deserve, who got rich off of slavery, by the way.
There's one of my favorite paintings at the gallery is Three Oncologists by Ken Curry.
Ken Curry's still alive.
I think he's like 67 now.
He does these really haunting paintings.
This, there it is.
That's three oncologists.
And it's just sort of, first of all, these guys are oncologists.
So that's pretty consequential, dudes.
Pretty impressive.
You're fighting hard to cure cancer.
I'm impressed.
But it also captures the sort of ghostly fear we all have of that disease that kills basically everyone.
That's in the museum.
Is that irrelevant, young fathers, fathers?
Is that a stupid dead white man?
Is that a bunch of inbred gold gilded losers?
Should we be ignoring their accomplishments?
Like, who looks at an oncologist who's a ghost and goes, in your face, I'm alive with you, you bony oncologist, with your skin wrapped around your head?
Just, it's more immigrates, basically.
But I can feel the gravity of mortality pulling the right hook.
Ghost breath stuffing my lungs, the endless gazes of dead, random, white dudes.
What's with the hatred?
You can't frame me.
Well, we will if you accomplish something.
You could be in there.
Become an oncologist.
Did you hear that little thing snuck in super, super surreptitiously?
Despite you, comma, to spite you.
This is what pisses me off about this whole video is the hate.
The left always talks, especially the British left, but hope, not hate.
We need to pull hate.
This guy goes in to the people who founded the country that he's in and has so much spite and hatred and a total lack of gratitude for something that has nothing to do with him.
I mean, the slavery argument is, again, a black American argument.
So what's with the vitriol when you go in?
Like, who goes into a museum and sees people that don't look like him because the person has a different ancestral history and just goes, look at all these people.
That's the most curious thing about this video is the animosity.
All right, I think we're almost done.
I see you.
Yeah, that's the point of a gallery.
Good, leave.
I don't know how you got in here anyway.
The door's locked.
See these people?
I gotta tell you, they really get my goat.
You know, I'm pissed off the new, and it's gonna last for a wee while.
See, you, if you're gonna go to the Scottish National Portrait Gallery, at least show some bloody reverence and enjoy yourself.
By the way, I'm reading this book, Outrage Inc.
by Derek Hunter.
I hadn't really heard of him before, I'm embarrassed to admit.
But this book is amazing.
I promise you I'm gonna get him on the show.
I highly recommend you pick this up.
It's how the liberal mob, which is what the theme of today's show has been, ruined science, journalism, and Hollywood.
Derek Hunter.
That's out on what books?
Broadside.
I usually like to do viral videos of, you know, someone farting or falling down some stairs at the end of the show, but Tracy Allman has been consistently high quality.
Wait a minute, didn't she do The Simpsons?
Yeah, The Simpsons, Matt Raining Simpsons cartoon, debuted on the Tracy Allman show, however long ago that was, 20 years ago.
I wonder if she gets any of that.
Did she get any of that Simpsons scratch?
Anyway, she did a great video about being woke and how these kids can be woke so much.
I actually saw a girl recently who triggered herself by saying something right-wing was lame.
And then she goes, I tweeted this, and then she retweeted it.
And then she goes, I can't believe I used the word lame.
That is ableist.
And I apologize.
Just apologize to herself.
But that's where we're at right now with this liberal mob.
They are getting so woke.
Not only are they trying to ruin our lives, they've already ruined their own life.
Check this out.
Okay, everyone.
Welcome.
This support group is for people who are so woke that they are finding it impossible to have any fun at all.
We have somebody new with us this week, so would you like to introduce yourself?
Hi, I'm Oscar.
I think, like a lot of you guys, for me, it started with the little things.
Signing an online petition, going into a march.
Well, I mean, before I knew it, I was writing to The Guardian about LGBT representation in the Harry Potter books.
Which is shocking, by the way.
All right, Lily.
We've all read your blog.
Don't worry, Oscar.
You've come to the right place.
All of the young people in this room are ruining their lives by being overly virtuous.
That's actually a microaggression to, say, young people, because it carries subconscious bias towards the elderly.
Actually, what you're doing is denying agency to the elderly, which is arguably much worse.
This is what I'm talking about.
You see, it's a slippery slope.
One minute you're carrying a reusable water bottle.
Fine, and the next minute you're arguing that water is racist.
Oh my god, is water racist?
No, no, it's just an example.
Just pause for a sec.
I bet you you can find something that says water is racist.
Remember we did that at the old show?
We try to come up with something that wasn't racist?
Don't do it now.
But the only time we could successfully come up with something that wasn't racist was when we would do a part of a thing.
So shoes are racist, but we'd go with shoelaces.
Those are racist.
But the aglet, which is the tip of the shoelace, that little plastic part that helps you thread it through the holes, I couldn't find any evidence that aglets were racist.
But every other part of the shoe, hair, bow ties, like we would just throw a dart board at the dictionary and it would be racist.
So I'll be very surprised.
Oh, that's the best we can do.
Okay, I'll take it.
But you know, another thing too, sorry to ruin the joke, it's bad to do commentary mid-joke because you kind of take the fun of it.
It's like stopping during sex and going, I want to just explain that I absolutely love you to death, sweetie, and I'm so glad we're married.
I'm thoroughly enjoying this intercourse.
I'm getting to the end.
I don't know where you're at, and who cares?
How do you know when a woman comes?
Who cares?
But I was talking to someone today about this who was, we were trying to map, you know, the course of the future and what's going on with political correctness.
And I said, in many ways, I think it's best for us just to step back sometimes and let the left cannibalize themselves because they're so good at ruining their own movements, better than we are at fighting them.
It's almost like these suicide bombers that blow themselves up when they're making bombs.
It's almost better that we don't invade their base and let them just keep making bombs.
All right, go ahead.
No, no.
It's just an example.
Right, how did you guys get on with the homework that I set you?
Guys isn't an especially inclusive term.
Not now, Jamie.
By homework, do you mean having to watch that old people sitcom?
It's called Friends, Lily, and you were supposed to watch it and enjoy it.
This is based on a trip.
I've been trying, but I found it deeply problematic.
Why?
Well, there's the homophobia, the transphobia, the fatism, and the slut-shaming.
And could Chandler be any more annoying?
You can't go through your 20s worrying about every aspect of everything.
You have to pick your battles.
And just remember that it doesn't really matter, because by the time you hit your 30s, Most of you are going to be massively right-wing anyway.
Have any of you started to think that maybe poor people don't deserve benefits?
No.
Well, watch out for that one because that's how it starts.
Look, I understand this has all been a bit much for some of you, so let's take five and have a hobknob.