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June 25, 2018 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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Ep 146 | Suffer the Children | Get Off My Lawn
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She gives me a bit of my bro.
Bitch don't wanna be friends.
I give her a dick, she not mad.
She put a tin on my dick, ayy.
You got my rings on my tent.
She put her on to the booth, ayy.
Put that shit straight to the booth.
She said one for a bitch, I do.
Ayy, you wanna go to my mess?
You know what's weird?
My kids love that kind of music.
What is that?
Trap music?
I'm not a fan, but that's a generational thing.
But it's just weird.
These guys with facial tattoos doing, what's that drug that kills everyone?
Propylene or whatever?
Propofil?
Fentanyl, Xanax.
They have names like Lil Xanax, and they're all children of single mothers, mostly Hispanic.
And they have facial tattoos and they all die.
And that guy was just shot in an apparent robbery, shot in his car.
He wasn't a very popular guy with the criminal people.
I don't know if they just see this freak who has kooky hair and facial tattoos and they think he must have money, he's a rapper, or if there's some beef where he called someone out, called them a wimp.
And look at this.
This was him on stage, just sitting there, singing away barefoot, and just gets destroyed.
Oh, wow.
That's the hardest punch I've ever seen in my life.
And that includes...
You know, that's when you get brain damage because you get the concussion of the punch and then your head hits the stage.
That's how boxers die.
Speaking of boxers, we got Nick DiPaulo on the show.
He'll be explaining his black eye.
He was attacked by a feminist after one of his shows up in West Nyack.
We also have Elijah, what's his name?
He's got a weird name from Offensive Media.
He did a video where he was just checking out, I think it was an anti-Trump rally, but it was kind of an immigration rally, and he went there and he got beat up.
And then we'll also talk to my buddy Daniel Horowitz.
He just wrote a great article about how America is losing itself.
And this immigration debate is a great example of how willing the left is to just burn this country to the ground to virtue signal.
That's what everyone's talking about these days, is this suffer the children, outcry over kids separated from parents at border Trump defiant.
It's all a lie.
It's all about optics for them.
And they realize that it's good optics to show sad children.
So they're saying Trump makes children sad.
He takes children away from their mothers.
And Dave was just talking about this.
How do you think it should go?
If you are an illegal and you come over, you all go to jail together?
Do the kids go to an adult jail?
How does this work?
We deport them all together?
Yeah, that sounds good too.
That's not always possible.
Half the time, these kids are coming in without their parents.
The past, the Obama years, we allowed a catch-and-release rule for anyone who had kids.
The next thing you know, kids become a passport and then they start cheating and saying, oh, that's my kid.
It's just, this is a different culture.
There's a different currency.
I don't even think, it's such a rape culture with these immigrants.
I don't even think these women see it as rape.
They see it as just like having a teeth pulled or something.
It's a Monday.
I don't really enjoy it, but that's what you do.
I wouldn't be surprised if it doesn't have the same trauma that it would have for, you know, a middle-class white girl in the suburbs because it's so entrenched into their culture.
Oh, by the way, that Extench XXX guy, the rapper that died, I am not shedding any tears.
He beat his pregnant girlfriend and was under house arrest for that.
And he also did a video where he hanged, not hung, hanged a white child.
Check this out.
This was the same song that we played at the beginning.
The black kid, I mean, I'm not even sure I could show this on the show.
The black kid puts a noose around the white kid's neck and then hangs him.
We really, this whole myth of fervent racism has got to the point now where people want revenge.
You killed my black kid.
I want to kill your white kid.
No, we didn't kill your black kid.
Trayvon was not just going to get an iced tea.
Trayvon fought an armed man and beat him up and then he got shot.
I don't want to see this.
I'm not good at handling adversity.
Children in peril is my weakness.
I can't watch it even in movies.
All right, so the big picture here is that all of these kids in cages and stuff you're seeing, that's all about optics.
The pictures you're seeing are from Obama's administration.
Look, you want to see the detention centers that Trump is putting our kids in?
These kids, it looks like the holiday inn.
I would like to stay here.
They get three meals a day and two snacks.
That's too much.
Isn't that too much food?
I have one meal a day.
Sometimes two.
It's got pictures of Trump in it, but pictures of all presidents.
This is the place you're trying to sneak into.
This is General Lee.
We burnt him.
The music's weird.
Who put up this video?
I can't tell if it's a lefty.
It looks awesome.
That's not a prison.
That looks like a fun place to hang.
Look, you get pictures up on your wall.
Anyway, everyone is lying to you about immigration and what these kids go through.
And the left is being knowingly ignorant.
It's willful ignorance.
As Tucker Carlson pointed out, if you are so worried about families being separated, why do you advocate a welfare state where single mothers have a financial incentive to stay single moms and get rid of the dad?
Shatter the black family as long as it means more votes for them.
So how do we do this?
Let's show some of the video of Elijah getting his ass kicked.
And then we'll talk to Elijah.
We are fighting for the justice of something.
I'm not sure what that is, but all that matters to join this protest is that you don't like Donald Trump.
Hey, thank you.
Hey, don't go up.
Hey, don't get it.
You win up.
Wait up.
Hey, guys, it's a harassment.
All right, thank you.
Thank you.
Raid Since go!
Thank you.
Don't touch me, man.
Don't freaking touch me.
Look how passive they are.
Ah!
Attack with a marching band.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Why'd you hit me?
So we're trying to report here.
Hey, stop.
Stop.
Seriously.
Please stop.
Hey, hey.
Hey, stop.
That's enough.
Let's talk to Elijah, and then we'll talk to Daniel Horowitz about the state of immigration in America today, and then we'll talk to Nick DiPaolo about the feminist who beat him so bad he ended up in the hospital.
Elijah, are you there, sir?
Yeah, I'm here out in California.
How are you doing, Gavin?
I'm good.
I was just watching a video of you getting abused.
Yes, I was nicely treated and manhandled by some protesters out here the other day.
Where exactly were you?
Okay, so we were actually out in downtown LA, for those that are familiar, by Echo Park, which is maybe not the nicest part of LA, but that's questionable if there really are that many nice parts of L.A. There's Silver Lake.
It seems nice.
Yeah, I mean, you probably won't find any silver or gold out there, but definitely some trash.
So you went to, what was the protest called?
Okay, so this is a funny thing.
So the protest was in Spanish, and there's this group on Facebook that's called March and Rallies Los Angeles, which essentially just has marches for everything.
But I've learned to translate the marches, even though they're in Spanish, to just let's march against Trump somewhere with a bunch of angry people.
And so I didn't even know what it was about.
And it turns out I still don't know what it was about necessarily, but I know that people were really angry at Donald Trump.
Yeah, I'll tell you what it's about.
It's about everything.
Every time they have a rally, it's about police brutality, immigration, abortion, Mumaya Abu Jamal, socialism, She Guevara, organic food, GMOs.
Every protest they do is everything at once.
It's such a mess.
Right.
No, you know, and that's what made me laugh because while I was there, you know, not only were they constantly, as I interviewed them, talking about how much they hated Donald Trump, but there were people pushing for communism.
There were people pushing for socialism.
There were people pushing to save animals.
There were just people that had said that they just ran by and they wanted to join the anger and the frustration.
I like when they're anarchists and communists at the same time.
Anarcho-communism, where we want no government and maximum government.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Non and non-binary transgenders where they're not, they're not, they don't have a gender, but they're also trans.
They have these anti-cop marches where they talk about how they don't want any cops.
And the second there's trouble, they start screaming for police.
Right.
That's actually the truth.
The police actually showed up as we were getting assaulted.
So like as it got pretty heated, the police ended up showing up.
And I was grateful for the police, but I know the other people weren't.
And it makes me laugh too because on the 30th of this month, there's a defund Los Angeles PD march.
For those that are interested in attending.
Yeah, it's going to be great.
And you know what?
There's a ton of police presence that's going to be there.
So that's awesome.
So for the most part, these people are rich kids, unemployed rich kids whose parents pay their rent.
But in places like Berkeley, a lot of them are sort of homeless kids that have been taken in by these Soros money people and lawyers and corrupt teachers.
And also Portland, it can get pretty violent.
If you saw the weapons that were confiscated at that Antifa rally, it was all kinds of knives and brass knuckles.
So it's not a risk-free endeavor confronting these people.
No, no, actually, it's not.
So some of the things that we couldn't really get on film because obviously I have a microphone and it's subject to what's actually like right within a couple couple inches of my mouth.
But somebody actually had a knife and they were telling one of the producers on my show that they were going to stab her when she turned around.
And they told my cameraman they were going to slit his throat.
And people were yelling at us that they were going to kill us.
And the girl had a knife and all we had was a little like three inch can of pepper spray.
So I was like, you know, people are talking, people are talking smack online, like, hey, why didn't you try to beat people up?
I was like, right, you know, Mr. Tough Guy, 250 protesters against one guy, a female producer, and like a teenage cameraman.
Sounds like a genius idea.
Yeah, you'd be mauled instantly.
And they're a particular type of fighter where once there's a crowd, they like to sort of reach in and around someone and stab or punch or grab and like Bike Lock Guy, where they sort of sneak in, smash you, and then sneak away.
They're totally devoid of character and honor.
Right.
No, absolutely.
And it's actually really scary where in the moment because what's funny is that it turns out it was more like supposed to be a march against Donald Trump and his treatment of DACA, TPS, and also separating families at the border.
Of course, we don't have to get into all the details, but it's not necessarily his legislation at the border that's causing this.
But the anger that was in people, one of the guys that was there told me, he goes, you know, oh, I didn't really see much violence that was there, but I did see some people getting aggressive with you.
And I think that all the anger and the frustration they had with this entire administration, they just took out on you.
And I said, does it have anything to do with the color of my skin?
Maybe, because I was like one of the few Caucasian people that were there?
Because I have a Mexican cameraman.
Let's play identity politics for a second.
I have a Mexican cameraman, literally Mexican.
I have an Irish, I mean, a Russian Jewish producer who came here from the Ukraine, whose grandparents died in the Holocaust.
Yet they're yelling at us that we are Nazis, fascists, white supremacists, and just straight up hitting us, spitting on us.
Like my cameraman got just clocked right in the face, just decked right in the side of the cheek.
Same thing with my producer.
They just clocked her, spat at her face.
Of course, their faces were actually covered.
So, I mean, we don't know who they were, but I mean, that's the real tolerance and the peace that these people are portraying, all while fighting for Mexican citizens and then harassing their own American citizens.
I mean, I think there was definitely some anti-white racism there, but I think the big picture is that they lost.
Their team lost, and they're sore losers.
It's just that simple.
They've never lost before.
They can't handle it after eight years of being spoiled.
Elijah, we're out of time.
Are you going to be doing this again?
Are you going to go to more?
Yeah, actually, you know, so I got into some closed groups on Facebook.
I had some inside connections.
I made some connections at the Pride Festival with some trans people who invited me to quite a few groups.
So there's three more protests.
There's one against drilling for oil.
There's another one against Donald Trump.
There's the defund Los Angeles.
There's a climate change one coming up.
So we're marching out here probably every three to four days at the moment for something.
And it's officially the same people, the same organizers handing out signs, making stations.
They're not even ashamed of it anymore.
They're writing the names of the organizations and the companies on the signs now as they're passing out like pre-printed signs, which is pretty funny.
They're not even ashamed of it.
Well, be careful, dude.
I saw at that last one.
They were tweeting out, you know, calls for violence to you with pictures of you saying, come get this guy, beat him up.
Yeah, they literally, they did.
They called violence on me and started and instigated it.
So we knew ahead of time it was coming because they called it, but we didn't back down.
We stayed for the whole protest.
We remained for another hour and a half and we just took the abuse and the assault.
Police didn't step in, but I love the police regardless.
I think that they did a fantastic job keeping people from, you know, basically burning down the street.
But we're going to keep doing what we got to do to bring the best reporting from the front lines.
You're an inspiration, sir.
Let's have you back soon.
All right.
Thank you, Gavin.
I appreciate you having me on the show, and you have a good day.
You too.
Daniel, are you there, sir?
We are here in the house.
That is beautiful.
You got a nice house, I can see.
Well, you know, not for much longer because evidently foreign nationals are entitled, you know, to my house.
And when you say get off the lawn, Gavin, let me tell you something.
You can't have a lawn.
Your lawn is my lawn, not yours.
Well, it really, they are doing the most basic of immigration enforcement.
And yes, I'm sorry, that includes illegal children.
And the left is so weak and they're so simple-minded that they just see children in peril and go, Trump is evil.
That's it.
That's the whole argument.
You know, imagine this analogy for a moment.
Imagine a bunch of people say, look, there's a lot of poor people around.
Let me go distribute food on I-95.
Stop my car and start handing out food.
Imagine the car wreck, the chain reaction of murder and mayhem that will result from that.
And we say, look, we're going to stop this.
And someone comes along and says, you're taking food out of the mouths of children.
You cannot, there is no safe way to have cross-border migration.
Here's one thing your viewers need to understand about the border.
And you could take this to the bank.
Nobody crosses the border on their own.
No one wakes up one day and says, hey, I need to make a better life for myself in America.
I'm going to cross.
You have to pay a drug smuggler.
The drug cartels, it's Golfo, Zetas, and Aloa, depending on what part of Texas or Arizona, we don't control our border, but you better believe they control their territory and they orchestrate the entirety of the migration.
And you want to know why we have an opioid crisis, which is really not an opioid crisis.
It's a polydrug crisis coming from the Mexican drug cartels.
Why did that happen after 2013?
Between 2013 and 2016, according to DEA, the poppy fields, the size of the poppy fields tripled because all the revenue from Obama's DACA surge, which was 2014, 2015, and now we're having it again now, went to the drug cartels.
So they could take their compassion and shove it up their rear ends because that is what you're doing.
All the gangs you're seeing in our schools now, the drugs, that's where it's coming from.
So, you know, they want to take a small slice of these people and say, hey, we're separating kids.
Actually, no, we're protecting everyone, both America and then also the people on the Mexican side of the border.
29,000 Mexicans die every year beginning after DACA because of the drug turf wars.
You see what I'm saying?
This is your I-95, the chain reaction of events where, like you said, these simple-minded liberals that don't think past six inches in front of their face.
Well, yeah, the opioid epidemic is a lot of people doing OxyContin, but Oxy is so expensive that they switch to heroin.
And there is nothing but an abundant supply of heroin out in the suburbs of Long Island, in suburban Milwaukee.
It's all over the country.
And it's MS-13 and these Mexican gangs that make the drug so ubiquitous.
Here's what's amazing.
It's not like they're ignoring this issue.
Congress passed 60 bills, 60 bills between these two weeks to deal with the crisis.
And they won't talk about the 800-pound gorilla.
And in fact, they're fueling it.
So basically, real briefly, we're always going to have drugs in the country.
No one disputes that.
You're going to have a certain amount.
But what happened post-2013 where you look at these charts and it goes bonkers, you know, like 500% increase in fatalities.
As you mentioned, that was not from OxyContin.
That was a certain baseline we had had for 15, 20 years.
Prescriptions have actually plummeted.
Prescription deaths are going down.
They went down before the epidemic.
The entirety of the baseline increase is illicit drugs and not just opiate-based.
Heroin's opiate-based.
It's meth and cocaine are the fastest growing.
They're not opioids.
I mean, this is just a general polydrug thing.
Why?
Because any 20-year-old can now get a hold of it for $9 a pop.
Why?
Because the UACs brought in all the gangs and the drugs.
Now, the gangs used to be separate from the drug cartels, but according to Texas DPS, they noted around a decade ago, they started to become the distributors.
So wherever you see the MS-30 crisis, which even the mainstream media admits it exists now, Long Island, Montgomery County, Maryland, that's where you have your drug distributors.
That's where you have the problems.
And yet the same people virtue signaling over the opioid crisis are bringing these guys in.
And guess what?
It all starts with the compassion that if you come here with a kid, you're pretty much here to stay.
So according to Texas DPS, the drug cartels are like, hey, let's send over.
Because again, it's not organic.
They orchestrate the entirety of the flow.
They say, all right, we're going to bring in a bunch of teenagers because we know they're going to let them go.
Even if they catch them with drugs, they're not going to lock them up.
And that is your drug crisis.
And it amazes me that it's not cool to care about Americans.
They don't, I mean, I've been talking about this issue for years.
I'm glad people suddenly care about the border problem, but isn't it amazing that it's only about foreign nationals that they'll care?
They won't care about Americans.
And one final point, Gavin.
I know you're not allowed to care about Americans.
That's taboo.
I mean, we suck.
Okay, fine.
I get it.
But the whole point is we're trying to, we're being told that these people are fleeing violence in Honduras, so they're coming here.
So even the good people, A, they pay the drug cartels.
B, they serve as a diversion.
I've had border agents tell me that they serve as a diversion for the higher target, higher value targets come in.
But finally, you ain't doing these guys any favors.
When you read the Washington Post exposés on MS-13 in our schools, where 14-year-old girls are now raped by MS-13 and they're too scared to even talk about it, if you're going to bring in Honduras, well, you're not doing them any favors either because now they live in those neighborhoods that are just as violent as in Tegucigalpa.
Yeah, good point.
They're not moving to the Hamptons.
They're moving into mini Honduras, mini El Salvador, mini Mexico.
I'm glad we're out of time, but I'm going to go into overtime because I'm glad you brought up the rapes.
They talk about rape culture in America, and I don't think they understand that these migrant girls and women, being raped is part of the routine of crossing the border to the tune of 80, 90%.
So they take birth control as they go, and they lie there and get raped the way you would lie there when you go to the gynecologist or something.
It's just something that you do.
You just go and you get raped.
Again, this is the I-95 thing.
You say, I want to hand out food, but I don't want the car accidents.
It's part and parcel of it.
Markets are very efficient.
The drug and human smuggling market is wholly created by the very policies of these people complaining about Latin American families.
And you hit it on the nail there.
Forget about Americans and the cost and the crime that we have to deal with because we don't matter.
We don't control our country anymore.
But if you care about the migrants, you could shut this down tomorrow.
If you said tomorrow that we are closed for business, you can never come here again through our land border to obtain immigration status.
You must apply for it in the Mexico City Embassy.
If you did that, this entire economy and the chain reaction of evils would be shut down.
There's no economy for it anymore.
We create that economy.
That's amazing.
Daniel, we're out of time, but I got to say, that looks like the least comfortable chair possibly available to man.
Where'd you get that, San Quentin?
See, you got to understand, in this, in CR, in CR-TV here, we challenge the political establishment.
There's no money in challenging the political establishment.
An $800 Aeon chair.
It's all mesh fibers.
It's like sitting on a cloud.
You look like a bunch of people.
You got to pop the fuck about that.
During the Industrial Revolution or something.
Yeah, I mean, this is what we're relegated to.
I mean, and all the guys advocating for illegals, I mean, you look at their offices.
I mean, they got the masters of the universe behind them.
We're the Porsche lepers.
We're in the wrong business, apparently.
Yep, you know, illegal alien supremacy.
That's where it's at.
All right.
Thanks for coming on the show, Daniel.
It was very enlightening.
Speak to you later.
Take care.
Cheers.
Nick, are you there?
I am here, Gap.
Can we get a good look at that eye?
That you got me good.
Look at that.
I got one too.
I head-butted a guy with my glasses on, and the glasses gave me a black eye.
When was that?
A week ago.
It's still going strong.
They take a long time to fade these things.
I have this box I can't see you.
I mean, I can.
There's a double, a two-shot up here, but it's covering your face.
Oh, well, I'll send you a pic.
What happened?
Well, I did the show Sunday night at Levity Live, and after the show, I went into the green room and was in there for about five minutes, came back out, and they were filing people out the exit door right next to the stage.
I'm not sure why.
So I started shaking hands and taking pictures.
And this guy approaches me and, you know, says, can I get a picture with you?
I go, sure.
So he stands next to me, and he said, yeah, I love the show or whatever.
But my daughter wanted to punch you in the face.
Soon as he got the word face out, I get cold cocked.
I didn't even see her.
She was standing to my, I mean, coal cocked.
And I immediately looked right at him literally five seconds after.
I go, did you just set me up?
And it was a bunch of people around that saw it.
So, and yeah, I could feel my eye growing.
What did he say when you asked if he set you up?
Oh, no, no, no, no.
But what makes me believe that is his reaction when she hit me, he didn't like, at least I don't remember, I could be wrong.
He didn't jump in and go, what are you doing?
Trider.
He just sort of just stood there.
Maybe that's a new kind of pussy whipped we're not familiar with, where a daughter can pussywhip her dad.
Yeah, well, maybe they have the exact same politics and they knew who they were coming to see.
And he, you know, it was so, it went down so smoothly and it seemed so well orchestrated to me.
And the fact that that all came to me while I was still in shock makes me believe it's the truth, you know?
I mean, that was my first question.
I could you just fucking send me, you know, and then he was trying to deny it, you know, later on.
And then he, you know, it was unbelievable.
And then, so we moved to the lobby of the comedy club where the bar is.
And he comes over, can I talk to you?
And I said, no, not without a fucking lawyer, you can't.
And, you know, and I'm, look, in a true gender equality world, I could have fucking knocked her out or hit her back, and everybody would have said, well, she had that coming.
We went on our merry way.
Right.
But that's, I'm not a litigious guy, but if I can't retaliate somehow, I will use the law, you know?
Somebody has to make a point.
And I'm sure most of these women would prefer a punch in the face to a lawsuit.
They're worse off now with this equality.
Oh, absolutely.
No, you're absolutely right.
But they want it both ways.
And yeah, we won't be truly gender equal until, yeah, I could crack.
And I've never raised my hand to a woman in my life.
But I'm just saying, if this is the world we're living in, what am I doing?
Also, like 20 years ago, the idea of a woman just punching a comedian in the face, she would never do that.
They watch these stupid movies like your famous line where you said, my suspension of disbelief can't handle Angelina Jolie beating up 15 green berets.
That's why I haven't seen a movie in 20 years.
I can't.
And it's getting worse with all the fucking activities.
Dude, I go to DC every week, so I download these action films because you don't want to look like a fag next to a guy on the train.
You don't be watching something when Harry Met Sally.
So it's all action movies.
And I swear to God, every single one, if it's not a woman robbing a bank, then the head of the FBI tracking the bank robbers is a woman, or the CIA hacker that's going to catch Jason Bourne is a supermodel from the Netherlands.
I mean, it's relentless.
Yeah, all cops look like supermodels.
They look like my cleaning lady.
They look like my brother.
No, those are the successful ones.
There's also those little big fat-ass Puerto Ricans who are like five feet tall, and you can just walk away from them as they sort of drag behind, holding onto your arm.
And you're just like, I'm out of here, lady.
And the other thing, Gab, was it was a great show.
I mean, there were tables of like, you know, Puerto Ricans or Dominicans.
It was a black table, and there was no tension in the show whatsoever.
Well, that's because the club has the segregated tables, and different races have to go to different areas.
Or they do it naturally, like prison.
So what do you think set her off?
My whole act, apparently.
I mean, I do hit them where they breathe.
But again, out of all the women in the audience, she's the only one.
I mean, she's not right in the head, but I don't give a shit.
Oh, if she's that, you know, that's the other thing.
Her father said, well, oh, she has emotional problems.
Well, she's a fucking danger to the public.
What do you, and the other thing is, you know, she has emotional problems.
She's wearing Birkenstocks with mismatching socks.
You know, her father knows her politics.
So, you know, she's emotionally unstable.
You know what my act is like.
So you must, and you know her politics because she's your daughter.
So you bring her down near me for a pair.
That's why I really believe this, that a good lawyer could put this together in three seconds.
His words are going to hang himself.
I don't know if I should be saying this in public, but I mean, you know, putting all those facts together, I really think I was fucking set up.
And you know at what level these people operate at.
Well, there's also an argument for negligence there, where you bring, you know, you have a disturbed child and you bring them to a right-wing comedy night.
Yeah.
It's a recipe for disaster.
But can you give us one line?
Are you allowed to do that?
Can you give us a line that a joke that you did on your act that was particularly sexist?
You have 25 minutes?
It's all, it's all my, it's, I mean, it's considered sexist by the left, but yeah, I mean, I push buttons.
I'm trying to think.
It wasn't anything out of the normal, and there was less tension.
Matter of fact, a friend of mine who witnessed the whole thing said what surprised him, he goes, you weren't being that particularly political tonight.
So, you know?
Yeah, there wasn't a moment where the audience was sort of silent.
You go, oh, come on, it's just a joke.
You know, those kind of things.
There wasn't hardly any of that.
You know, I sh ⁇ over Hillary and, you know, that type of stuff, which is enough to get any feminist or whatever cuckoo.
But I don't really remember any particular joke.
I did a lot of racial stuff about, you know, driving around.
The club was in West Nyack.
So I did some local stuff about every time I get on this frame book, you know, I have a family of Puerto Ricans blow by me and then Nissan Altima chasing their cousin who tricked out their car.
And people are crying.
And there was a bunch of like young Hispanic kids who came up to me after the show that loved me.
And once again, it's the white liberals who got us to the place we're at.
That is the cancer.
And the feminist movement is the nucleus of this political corrective.
It used to be the civil rights movement, but all this PC that everybody's fed up with, it starts there with this mentality that the women are second-class citizens have been kept down.
I mean, there's maybe a grain of truth to that, but Jesus Christ, when do you let it go?
I call them balls, B-A-W-L, Boomer Angry Women Liberals.
And that's the only group I actually sincerely hate.
And these women, they're teaching our kids in school.
They're our kindergarten teachers, our professors, or they're the lawyers.
They're the prosecutors in court calling it a hate crime and getting 40 years.
Well, I'm waiting to hear from the assistant DA, or I think it's the DA action.
She's a woman.
So are you going through with a lawsuit?
Are you suing them?
Yeah, yeah.
And again, because the old man's involvement.
Right.
That's what really triggered it.
And again, that's speculation on my part.
But yeah, I'm not a litigious person.
Only thing I hate more than lawyers is feminists.
You'll probably end up with a feminist lawyer.
I know.
Well, I'm waiting to hear from this woman, Eileen, who I used when I worked for DirecTV.
You know, when I get canned, she represents, she was really great.
I mean, really, really smart.
So I'm, you know, I asked her.
I'm waiting to hear from her.
But yeah, I'm not, I don't go to court.
I'm not a litigious person.
I hate all that shit.
But if I can't strike back, you know, you leave me no recourse.
Yeah, yeah, I totally agree.
Well, here's the, we're out of time, but here's the last thing I need to know.
The number one rule of violence is you punch and you vanish.
You get out, you go duck through some legs and go out the back door.
What the hell are they doing sticking around?
Was the daughter there too?
What, right after she hit me?
Yeah.
Yeah, she stood there.
And I remember going, I go, why the fuck did you do that?
She goes, because you're mean.
I mean, she's a caricature of the shit that we hate.
Because I'm...
No, no, no, no, no, no.
The, you know, there was no security, too.
That's the other thing I could be a dick.
I'm still kicking that around.
But no, we went up to the bar area.
Everybody went up there.
I said, hold them.
Don't let them go anywhere.
When the security kid showed up, the young kid that works at the club or whatever.
I said, don't let them fucking leave.
And they call, I said, call the cops.
I had to instruct everybody.
I said, call the cops right now.
And the cops showed up probably after about eight minutes, 10 minutes.
So the people are still there.
The father, the mother, there was a brother there.
They're still there.
And what else did I want to tell you?
There was one other thing.
So they were still there.
And yeah.
So I tell the old man, yeah, you better lawyer up.
He goes over and whispers something to her.
So she starts bawling and puts her head on the table.
Oh, God.
And starts crying.
And then when they finally did, you know, I gave the cops my statement and stuff.
And then when they were finally leaving, I see the mother and the father getting into it with my fans out in the mall.
Oh, my lord.
And, you know, I saw the brother give the finger to my fans while he was standing in the bar area through the film.
So I think it's a family affair.
I don't know.
But yeah, again, I'm not a litigious person.
But you know what?
F ⁇ this, man.
I just can't get over this liberal family with their Birkenstock sitting at home going, hey, Nick DiPaulo's going to be doing a set in West Night.
Do you want to head out there and have a horrible night?
Well, yeah.
The old man said, oh, I was laughing harder than anybody at your jokes.
You know, that's bullshit or whatever.
And I just don't believe it because I don't like his reaction when it all went down.
It just seemed too orchestrated to me.
At least that's what my instincts tell me.
But I feel like I've, I got to be honest with you, Gab, I think I got a concussion.
I've had.
Oh, really?
Yeah, I went to hospital right after, got x-ray, had a CAT scan.
It was no broken button.
But I mean, she, and this can't be the first time she threw a punch.
And I was right in midstream talking to the father with my head turned.
It was almost like on cue.
It's almost like he said to her, when I say my daughter wants to punch you in the face.
Face.
That's your go-word.
Face.
Here's your cue.
And then right after he said, and we're out, you know.
But yeah, so it seemed very, whatever.
But this is f ⁇ ing.
This is nonsense.
And a few years ago, I got to be honest, Gab, I got a lot of you women.
A few years ago, if I was drinking and sh ⁇ , I said this on somebody else's show.
I was like William Money and the unforgiven.
So I had a few drinks in me.
It could have been a girl in a wheelchair.
I would have tipped her up.
Oh, yeah.
Well, that's the problem is it just becomes instinctual.
You know, you get a bunk and you just go like that.
So half the time, it's not even your fault.
Yeah, you're absolutely right.
So I was kind of proud of myself that I didn't, you know, that I didn't do that because then you really lose.
But the fact that we live in a world where people are defending her, a few people online, one guy on Twitter says today, I think she might be writing about this, the girl on social media, because this guy's, some guy on Twitter, maybe it's a family member, said, she said she's never lashed out in anger in her whole life, so something must have triggered her.
And I replied, you know, this is the first time she's ever lashed out ever, so something must have triggered.
And I said, yeah, my fucking act triggered her.
Just because you had a bad day, you don't get a fucking pass.
Yeah.
Oh, she must have really said something terrible to justify a punch like that.
That's not how it works.
No, and that's what Ron Bennington said.
He goes, all that doesn't matter.
The fact is, you can say whatever the f ⁇ you want without getting punched in the face.
That's the most important fact.
But there's people now, you know, a lot of millennials who believe that's not true.
If their feelings are hurt, anything is, well, fine.
Let me play by those rules.
Let me ask you this, Gal.
When's the last time you heard of a straight white male in a comedy audience beating up a LGBT comedian or a black comedian or a female comedian because they didn't like their act?
His life would be over, his career would be done.
Absolutely, like mine is.
That's why I'm talking to you on Skype.
No, I'm not.
I like we got matching shirts on.
That's my trademark.
We look like security at a Billy Joel conference.
But yeah, no, I'm fucking too old for this.
Years ago, I used to relish it.
But yeah, I'm not going to legal recourse.
But we have to make a statement.
And the majority of people online obviously defending me.
But I can't believe this is even a smidgen.
That's where we are.
That's how you know we're doomed as a society when we can't all agree what she did was wrong.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's that sums it up beautifully.
Nick, thanks for coming on the show.
Let's have you back and get the progress of this lawsuit.
I am, Gavin.
By then, hopefully, I just built a studio.
I'm starting a new podcast in my house.
And I'm doing it right, but it's taking forever.
But I'm hoping next week I'll be streaming live on Facebook and YouTube and a bunch of other places.
And so I can, you know, I can join the fight.
Awesome.
Well, let's appreciate it.
Let's be honest with ourselves, guys.
Deep down, sexually, we all want to dress up like pornstar dominatrix ponies and dance around and compete with other pornstar dominatrix ponies and get abused by obese women in carriages.
If we're honest with ourselves, that's what we really want deep down.
Well, some people are brave enough to acknowledge this in themselves and enjoy it at the British Fetish Pony Fetish Festival.
Let's tune into them, shall we?
Where people compete in events and classes just the same as real horses do.
Get it!
Get it!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on!
These events are very competitive.
Just like a regular horse show event, we end up with some crashes and wrecks.
Of course, I don't see any room here.
People go down over and jump.
This is just people who are in the city.
The competition gets pretty crazy sometimes.
Gays, I guess is another word for the components.
When ponies put on the gear, it puts them into what they call pony space.
And I see a lot of people that breast the gear on that actually turn into horses.
When I put the bit in his mouth, it's like a ritual between us.
He needs that transition to get into Headspace.
And I can still...
Who would say, yeah, your gigantic triple D breasts are okay, but can you dress me up in fishnets, please?
Yeah.
And abuse me?
We're too affluent in this society.
Our poor eat too much, and our perves get too much.
Go ahead.
When he actually kind of changes from like human space to like pony space.
So now I'm going to leave him here for a minute for pony space.
Oh, he's got to get into the zone.
Before we take him out in for the raining competition.
Because I found for us during play, if I just put him in and then we go immediately do festival.
It doesn't give him time to transition into his headspace, but it allows him to be there.
He's getting there.
He's getting into the zone.
Express himself as a pony.
What an imbecile.
What a pathetic human being.
I'm pretty sure.
Kick the cart.
Uh-oh.
Bad pony.
Bad pony, you know, and really we just try to give him a really hard time, so they really have to.
Is he painted on his body, or is that a leotard?
It's good, but it usually doesn't work in their favor.
Oh, she's hideous.
Quack!
So he's not just a pony, he's a bad pony.
A gallop, a gallop.
She's a good pony.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, pony.
He's a pony.
You're all hideous.
Wouldn't it suck if you were intelligent, mentally together, and attractive, and you were into the pony fetish?
You'd feel so destroyed, so disabled when you went to these conventions.
Can't one of you be hot?
I would just get there and I'd go, oh, great.
More fatties and weirdos.
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