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May 1, 2018 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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Get Off My Lawn #123 | Let's Make a Deal!
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I'm on some unified shit.
It's bigger than yourself, it's a junk.
If you're elected.
That was Kanye West.
Ye versus the people.
Having a discussion with a gentleman named T.I., who, by the way, has had his own troubles.
Gun charges, I believe.
So he should be very pro-2A.
God forbid a man in the hood should be armed, especially a guy like T.I., who's probably a walking target for thievery.
I was talking to Madge Ture about this on my new show on Friday nights, CRTV Tonight with Gavin McInnes.
Fascinating discussion.
Check it out now.
If you're watching this, you can legally watch that.
This is a new set we built.
The old set was bothering me.
I didn't like Dave in the other room.
I miss him too much.
I had him in the other room because I thought we'd take calls when we started this, but it's a TV show, not a radio show.
So yeah, let's talk about that for a second.
The West Wing.
This is Sunday's headline.
Don't worry, we'll get to Monday.
I know what, not everything on this show is yesterday's news.
Kanye releases new track defending his love of Trump.
Now, Kanye's said a lot of dumb stuff over the years, a lot of mentally ill stuff.
He's acted like a lunatic.
So this might just be a fad.
Probably is a fad.
I'm not putting all my eggs in the Kanye basket, obviously, but it's fun riding this wave.
It's fun watching the left have a conniption because they did put all their eggs in the black basket.
Isn't it fun when they do that?
When we watch their pet Negroes misbehave, like with Prop 8 in California.
Okay, Negroes, go vote for gay marriage.
No, I don't like gays.
They hate that gays don't love, that blacks don't love gays, and I love it.
Oh, that's the whole Joy Reid thing, too, right?
Joy Reed was just behaving like a normal black woman.
Isn't it funny, too, how they affirmative action blacks into their world, and then when they hear them talk, they go, uh, ill, I don't like what you're doing.
That's what's so great about this line.
I know Obama was heaven sent, but ever since Trump won, it proved that I could be president.
The assumption that we're all the same is so tedious.
Oh, finally, a guy with a mustache is president.
I can be president too.
Finally, people in the mustache community are being cared for.
Vote mustache in 2020.
Oh, she's a woman.
You mean like 50% of the world?
What the hell does that mean?
I don't care if she's a woman.
Maggie Thatcher was a great president because she has male characteristics.
She can bust her ass.
She doesn't need to be home with her kids.
She's probably a bad mom in that sense.
And she slept four hours a night.
Barbara Corcoran, great woman in the workforce.
Michelle Malkin, who I'm going to London for this free speech conference, which we'll also get to.
But I did a very long interview with Michelle.
I think we'll air that the Monday that I'm gone in Britain.
So it'll be a week today.
But I got to say, man, talking to Michelle Malkin, the room looked like Kurt Cobain's basement.
That's how much my mind was blown talking to her.
My brains were scattered all over the room.
I mean, first of all, she lists about five innocent men that she knows in jail for rape, cops in jail for rape.
One cop, his wife didn't want to be with him anymore, big divorce trial.
She said he raped the kids.
He lost 20 years of his life in jail.
The kids then turn 18 and go, wait a minute, they made me lie.
I miss my dad.
He's like, yeah, I missed you and the rest of the planet.
Plus, a lot of these cops, their whole identity is being cops.
So you take that away and you've rob them of their identity.
All they care about is character and legacy, and that's all stripped away from them.
And then she starts talking about kids that are kidnapped by hospitals.
Kids.
These billion-dollar industry research centers need subjects, so they say, you're abusing your kid.
Drag them in there.
And the next thing you know, you don't have access to your own child because they need bodies.
Just like medical students in the 1700s that would dig up cadavers or steal them from the morgue because they'd have something to work on.
We're still doing that.
I mean, I didn't even know that.
We're kidnapping our own children.
And the brilliant thing about what Michelle's doing, and she premiered her film about Dan Hotzclaw, something like that, Dave Hotzclaw.
She premiered her film at the Manhattan Film Festival, which is like the anti-Robert De Niro Film Festival.
He does the Tribeca one.
And yeah, Daniel Holtzclaw, world's hardest name to remember.
Holtzclaw.
She's found a hole in the market for emancipation, for wrongful convictions.
She's realized that the Central Park V, everyone wants them out, but cops who are wrongly accused of rape, it's not as fashionable.
So all these, most of the people that do these wrongful convictions are left-wing, and they're not as interested in cops.
So there's a disproportionate number of wrongly convicted cops and supposed Right-wingers being ignored.
Serial rapist cop.
I hate when people use interrogatives in headlines because they're too scared to say it.
Anyway, so this Kanye stuff, I know it seems boring.
You don't care about Kanye.
You don't listen to rap.
You should, as Sonny Johnson keeps screaming into her microphone on Breitbart Radio.
But this guy's 20 million followers.
Politics is downstream from the culture.
This is relevant, folks.
And it's good, too.
You just reading the headlines.
You don't see the fine print.
You want some choosing side shit.
That's what I've always said.
Women, especially, see politics as sports, and they just want to win.
They don't care about the truth.
And that's a very toxic mentality to have.
All blacks got to be Democrats, man.
We ain't made it off the plantation.
He's quoting Candace Owens, by the way.
How do I know that?
Well, he gave her a shout-out, said he follows her.
And we saw that they met recently with Charlie Kirk.
I think it's funny, too, though.
He also said that his hero is Emma Gonzalez.
So he's all over the place.
But that was an interesting, she calls it the progressive plantation.
All blacks gotta be Democrats.
Now, that's a racist thing to say, right?
And Kanye's mocking that.
So Chance the rapper, another big Chicago guy, my friend Ali says, hey, Chance, you should say that you back Kanye.
So he does.
And he says that all blacks don't have to be Democrats.
Do you have Ali predicting this, by the way?
He did it within minutes.
Check this out.
You can save Chicago by riding with Kanye West through this beam of media hate.
You've beer made for this moment.
Think about it.
And then what is it?
Like, 20 minutes later, he tweets that.
Anyway, Chance the Rapper doesn't have the courage of his convictions, of course.
So what happens?
He pussies out and apologizes immediately after.
Check out this.
So mob swarms.
Show the apology, though.
I think it's in that same tweet.
Yeah.
Because I wanted to help my friend, because I felt like I was being used to attack him.
Unfortunately, my attempt to support Kanye is being used to discredit my brothers and sisters in the movement.
And I can't sit by and let that happen either.
I'd never support anyone who has made a career of hatred, racism, and discrimination.
I'd never support someone who talk about Chicago as if it's hell on earth and then take steps to make it worse.
They would rather switch than fight.
Good at talking, black leaders.
I cannot deny you that.
So he's pussied out.
And that is the excitement with Kanye West.
I guess we've covered everything there, right?
It's just a great notion that I don't, identity politics isn't working.
All blacks don't have to be Democrats.
If I see a black leader, it doesn't mean as a black that that's good for me.
Mustachioed presidents are not good for Gavin McInnis per se.
I don't care if you have a mustache.
But they're still doing it.
I saw this.
Show that Joe Baca ad?
It's this ad where they go, hey woman, there's a woman running.
Elect her because she's a woman.
That's how politics worked.
50% of the population should all vote the same.
Fretta Sanchez, a whore.
And when Joe Baca ran and lost to Senator Negreta McLeod, he called her a bimbo.
Here's a new rule to paraphrase Bill Maher.
From now on, every time you're angry about a statement, it is beholden upon you to prove it is not true.
Is this woman a whore?
Is that other woman a bitch?
I remember there was this girl, her name was Jamie something, and we were doing karaoke, and I was with my friend Leslie Arfin.
And Leslie Arfin's Jewish, but she grew up kind of poor, and she was bullied by these rich girls, Japs, they call them, Jewish American princesses.
And they sort of looked down on her.
And then we, you know, years and years later, we're all grown-ups and we're at karaoke.
And Leslie sees this Jap chick, and she's like, oh, those are the kind of girls that used to pick on me in high school.
And I thought, I already ate her guts.
Partly because I feel like I'm a father figure to Leslie.
And she didn't pay karaoke, which is a beef of mine because it's expensive.
It's only like 10, 15 bucks each when there's 10 of you.
But when people start not paying, I always ended up having to throw down like 40 bucks.
That really pissed me off because I was paying for someone else.
And I realized that she didn't pay.
So we saw her later at another bar.
And I said, hey, Jamie, did you pay for that?
And she goes, yeah, I gave it to the bouncer.
And I knew the bouncer there.
You don't pay the bouncer on the way out.
Here's the money for my karaoke.
Thanks, lady.
And I just went, I lost it.
I went, you lying jab bitch.
And the bouncer at the other club, different bouncer, threw me out.
And all my wife's friends were mad at me for making it racial.
And I was talking to a friend of mine about it.
I said, yeah, I'm in trouble.
I'm in the doghouse.
I called a friend of ours, a lying jab bitch.
And he goes, was she lying?
Yes.
Was she Jewish?
Yes.
Was she American?
Yes.
Was she a princess?
Yes.
Was she a bitch?
Yes.
What's the problem here?
I didn't do anything wrong.
This guy is just speaking in an acerbic manner.
Politicians are supposed to be leaders.
Remember, Braveheart?
You know, you're supposed to be willing to die to help your people.
You don't check out on a Friday.
So you should have tough language.
You should be insulting people.
You should be a swearer.
Go back to this terrible ad.
And by the way, women, not only should you not be politicians, you shouldn't do political ads.
They suck in this.
Not only a misogynist, but he's a sore loser, too.
Norma Torres is a proven advocate and a champion for our families.
And she gets me.
Me too.
Me too.
She gets me.
On June 5th, vote for Congresswoman Norma Torres.
Okay, by the way, that sums it up perfectly.
She gets me.
You know what?
Men get me.
You know, It's kind of funny because I feel myself being hypocritical because I do think men get me.
They certainly get me more than women.
But that's for friendship.
We're not talking about hanging out with someone or being in a club with someone.
We're talking about their ability to do politics.
And politics is just Dungeons and Dragons.
It's just numbers.
It's like an accountant.
You don't vote.
You don't have an accountant because he gets you.
You have an accountant because he's good at his job.
Anyway, it's enough Kanye stuff, enough identity politics.
Let's make a deal.
This is today's news we're finally getting to.
Donald Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize.
What did Obama do?
He is an Obama expert.
He wrote two books about himself.
Me, my struggle.
What's it like to be a Hawaiian black dude obsessed with his father who left him?
I don't know.
I don't care.
I bet it's pretty lonely.
And I bet you miss having a father figure, am I right?
I bet you become your mother.
I bet you become a really uptight social justice warrior who wants the world to go much farther left than it could possibly go.
Which is, ironically, what attracted her to your dad, who once called for 100% tax.
That's right.
Obama's biological father once wrote an essay wherein he thought it would be reasonable if everyone paid 100% tax.
Sounds good to me.
But isn't it amazing that Trump talks dirty, calls, basically calls Kim Jong-un a whore and a bitch and a bimbo.
And what happens?
Kim Jong-un goes, oh, okay.
And with his tail between his knees, goes over to South Korea and says, hi, I don't, I got that guy really mad.
No one's ever spoken to me like that.
I think it was Michael Malice who was saying, the translator who told Kim Jong-un what Trump was saying must have been scared shitless.
Because no one has ever spoken to him like that.
So you must have to add a bunch of caveats like, all right, I'm going to say a thing to you that Tony Trump said.
It's him talking, not me.
I think it's bad.
Even then, I bet he had to dilute it a little bit.
So that's over.
Remember, you were all talking about World War III.
He's going to start World War III.
I had friends saying that.
He's going to start World War III.
You don't make Kim Jong-un mad.
Yeah, you do.
Yeah, you do.
And it stops a nuclear war.
It stops more than a nuclear war.
It stops, I think North Korea is done.
I think that wall is coming down.
All thanks to Trump and its hubris.
And by the way, Kanye, you can't be president.
That's not going to happen.
You know, it is possible for anyone to be president if their dad busted his ass.
That's really what it comes down to.
And Donald Trump's dad somehow got the gig of handling the projects in Queens, which I don't know who you have to kill to do that, who you have to blow and kill and marry.
But he got it.
And then he collected the rent from those people, the poorest people in one of the roughest neighborhoods in one of the roughest cities in the world.
He collected rent there.
He became tough, tenacious, and rich.
Now you can be president.
Now you're in.
Kanye, I don't even know, what did your dad do?
No, I don't think your dad worked hard enough for you to become president.
Also in the news, Michelle Wolfe at the White House Correspondents Dinner.
We were supposed to cover this on my new hit show, CRTV Tonight with Gavin McInnes, which you can find on your computer machine.
You can also find Michelle Malkin's thing about that cop who wrongfully accused of rape.
I didn't want to cover it then, but I hadn't seen it.
Obviously, it hadn't happened yet.
Now that I've seen it, what a freak show.
And this again is affirmative action gone wild.
Comedy is being ruined with affirmative action.
Let me explain something to you folks.
And this, again, is more sexism.
Women aren't as funny as men.
There are some funny women, about 5%, 5% of people are funny.
There's the tricky part.
But with women, it's probably like 1%, maybe 2%.
And then funny in a brave way, where you can stand up on stage and you're not shy and you can tell people to f ⁇ off and all that kind of stuff.
You're confrontational.
That's a minuscule.
And then they say, what about Tina Faye and Sarah Silverman and blah, blah, blah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's all of them.
Congratulations.
You found Kristen Wigg.
So anyway, Michelle Wolf is not one of that percent, but she looks kind of, she's so Jewish, she looks black.
And she gets elevated there.
She's been in comedy since maybe like 2014.
And it's the same with Leslie, what's her name?
Leslie Fields, is that her name?
From SNL, the black chick that everyone, Leslie Jones.
She's been doing comedy for a zero time.
But they just push him to the front of the line while white guys like Kale Hartman are banished to the Mongolian oil fields because of fake rape accusations.
And so you go, all right, well, what happens when we ignore talent and hard work and we just get the blackest looking Jewish chick we can find?
This is what happens.
We are graced with Sarah's presence tonight.
I have to say, I'm a little starstruck.
I love you as Aunt Lydia and the Handmaid's Tale.
Mike Pence, if you haven't seen it, you would love it.
Can you just stop for a second here?
This is a big pet peeve of mine.
The Handmaid's Tale.
I remember when it came out.
I'm Canadian.
I remember Margaret Atwood.
Margaret Atwood used to be a real feminist who was very concerned with Islam.
She had read about a torture where they were holding women's vaginas open with forceps and having millipedes and centipedes, whatever, crawl in there.
And horrors such as that prompted her to imagine an Islamic world where, much like what was happening to Iran at the time, 79, It started happening to America.
And we had also this sense of Muslim intense purity where no sins were allowed and women were seen as second-class citizens.
Now, she's not dumb, and she knew that wasn't going to sell the book in 2018, 2017.
So she said she ignored the truth when everyone was saying, this is a great book about how evil Christians are and how Christians see women as second-class citizens.
And she went, yeah, sure.
Yeah, yeah, that's what it's about.
And it's a great book about what Mike Pence wants women to be, what Republicans want women to be.
So many assumptions on the left, aren't there?
They assume women get paid less, and that's not illegal everywhere in the Western world.
They assume there's no caravan of illegal aliens, and Trump is willfully ignoring that it's fake news, even though none of those things are true.
There is a real caravan.
Women don't get paid differently from men.
You're the one that's willfully ignorant.
Anyway, go back to this brutal Sarah Huckabee joke fest.
Every time Sarah steps up to the podium, I get excited because I'm not really sure what we're going to get.
You know, a press briefing, a bunch of lies, or divided into softball teams.
It's shirts and skins, and this time don't be such a little bitch, Jim Acosta.
So, hold on.
Hold on.
You know what's funny about this?
She's calling Sarah an ugly lesbian, and she looks like an ugly lesbian.
Like, Sarah Huckabee, aesthetically, and I'm sorry to talk about looks, but you started it, World News.
She is, I find her to be like a six, but then when she opens her mouth, she becomes a 7.2.
Michelle Wolf is 5.9.
So we have a 5.9 making fun of a 6.
And when you add everything else, I think Michelle Wolf goes down from 5.9.
And this is her done up with gigantic palm frond fake lashes, by the way.
When you see her just like walking down the street, she looks like your mother-in-law's friend.
But yeah, as a woman who finally got affirmative action into this job, let's focus on the priorities.
And the priorities are being sexist and insulting Sarah's looks.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
I actually really like Sarah.
I think she's very resourceful.
Like she burns facts and then she uses that ash to create a perfect smokey eye.
Like maybe she's born with it.
Maybe it's lies.
It's probably lies.
Okay, that's enough.
So that's, did you, did you even get that joke?
I guess a smokey eye is big in the chick scene.
It's like something they do with their makeup where it really fades well.
I don't know if it's seen as trashy or cool.
Smokey eye is big in the chick world.
We as men don't even know what the hell that is.
But she's, I guess, making fun of the way she wears makeup.
This is how roasts should go.
Comedy is confrontational, all right?
And men are good at confrontation.
I think it was Joe Rogan who said that men talk sh ⁇ about each other to their faces and then are very kind about that person behind his back.
Women are the opposite.
They're totally nice to other women in person and brutal behind their backs because they're not as strong as men.
And they know if they get punched, they won't be able to fight back.
It's a cave instinct that goes back hundreds of thousands of years.
Men are better at comedy because they're better at confrontation and they're good at insulting each other.
I went out with that homo from London who was in town, Peter Lloyd, on the weekend.
And it was just non-stop insults the entire time.
Me insulting his gay lifestyle and gay sex and gays in general.
And him insulting how square I am now and how ugly I am and how wrinkled I am and what a drunk I am.
It was fun.
And then I come home and I say wonderful things about him to my wife.
But look at Don Rickles roasting.
I can't remember what this is.
Is this Reagan?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Check this out.
And that's what makes our country so fantastic.
That we have different people as I do.
I stand on a stage or on a lectern or I stand here next to Dean Martin, one of the great guys.
And I say this from my heart, Dean.
You have a problem.
The governor is the great politician of all time.
He laughs at anything.
My brother died.
I tell you out there, America...
Our governor is dumb.
That's a joke, governor.
That's enough.
Can you...
Yeah.
And he's not insulting his looks or his ash that he made from burnt lies.
What?
He's insulting his IQ.
And Ron Reagan, by the way, was a wonderful president who helped take down the government and shrink it.
He was also dumb.
He believed in aliens.
He wanted to have a war in outer space.
But again, I don't really care about intellect.
Oh, here's another funny thing going on.
So anyway, Donald Trump called that a disaster.
I've been watching the Joy Reed Inferno happen and thoroughly enjoying it.
I love when liberals pet blacks don't go according to plan and vote against Prop 8 in California and don't care about trans and care too much about church and don't care about vegans' rights.
Aren't blacks and liberals some of the most mismatched allies in the world?
They don't have any of the same interests.
And it's fun.
Remember that happened with Leslie Jones, too?
She was affirmative actioned into SNL and they go, all right, Negro, now act like me.
Wear a blazer and listen to NPR.
And she goes, that's not what I'm about, yo.
Yo, if I was, I can't get any.
If I was alive back in the slave Days, I would be the number one bitch.
I'd just be pooping out LeBron James, all these giant basketball players, super slaves.
I'd be the hottest slave in town.
That's true, hilarious, and offensive.
And SNL went, the NAACP is even mad.
Can you stop that?
You're misbehaving.
So, Joy Reed has been caught being homophobic.
And really, she was just talking black on her blog many years ago.
And that's why they hired her.
They go, we need more black voices.
And then they find out that she talks in a normal black way.
They have a heart attack.
Joy Reed has been completely turned over.
She's now full progressive plantation.
So she reads her old blog post and goes, oh, they were hacked.
And then people go, yeah, you can't lie about that.
There's a thing called the Wayback Machine.
Okay, hold on.
I thought I was hacked because when I read that, I thought, that's not me.
I was so mortified when I read my own words that I thought, that's not me.
That's why I said I was hacked.
So I guess what I'm saying is I hacked me.
Me was hacked.
My brain said lies, and then I came up here and now I'm me, the me, that you like.
But that old me, that's not me.
I was a different person then.
Check out her apology.
And welcome to AM Joy.
A community that I support and that I deeply care about is hurting because of some despicable and truly offensive posts being attributed to her.
Wait a minute.
And many of you have seen these blog posts circulating online.
In and of itself, her having to apologize like that?
Like, doesn't she look like she's denying her own voice for the white liberals who are mad at her?
Black people are not mad at her for this.
This is weird.
Go ahead.
Social media, many of them are homophobic, discriminatory, and outright weird and hateful.
When a friend found them in December and sent them to me, I was stunned.
Frankly, I couldn't imagine where they'd come from or whose voice that was.
In the months since, I've spent a lot of time trying to make sense of these posts.
I hired cybersecurity experts to see if somebody had manipulated my words or my former blog.
And the reality is they have not been able to prove it.
But here's what I know.
I genuinely do not believe I wrote those hateful things because they are completely alien to me.
You're lying.
But I can definitely understand based on things I have tweeted and have written in the past why some people don't believe me.
I've not been able to be dumb or cruel or hurtful to the very people I want to advocate for.
I own that.
I get it.
And for that, I am truly, truly sorry.
Shut up.
That's enough.
You know, you read something that you wrote a long time ago and you go, yeah, that's frustrating because you're so passionate about something you don't really understand.
But I know where you were coming from, me.
Like when I was a communist when I was 18 and an anarchist at the same time, I know I just hated the state and I wanted to help the poor or something.
My heart was in the right place.
I was just misinformed.
She knows the Joy Reed.
And you know the Joy Reid who was saying those homophobic things?
It was just her, but more relaxed with less rules.
So I'm letting her burst into flames.
I'm enjoying this.
But for the record, if it was my friend, if it was Roger Stone, I'd be pointing out that everything she said is perfectly fine.
Have you got some of that?
So writing about the exchange with Hardaway go down a little bit.
A handful of NBA stars.
Man in the middle, blah, blah, hurtful, homophobic, but honest.
They were stupid for a public figure.
But, and this is the big but, most straight people cringe at the sight of two men kissing.
That's not homophobic.
That's a fact.
And by the way, bikers, the same way they would wear swastikas in the 50s just to freak out people, freak out squares, they would also make out with each other.
Bikers would French kiss each other in public because it made everyone go, because people naturally cringe when they see two men kissing.
Come on.
If all your friends are gay and you see it all the time, sure, you've been numbed and you can see it.
But even I did it with Milo to freak out Muslims.
So that's just a fact and we do it all the time.
In fact, gays themselves, after Milo and I did that, they had a whole campaign where they were kissing in their living room saying, you can't stop me, pulse shooter.
I'm in love.
So they're aware that it freaks people out.
That's why they do it.
That's why that guy who won the draft, remember him?
He kissed his boyfriend?
The reason that was such a big deal is because it's a big deal.
Because it looks weird because it represents 1% of the kisses in the world.
It's the dictionary definition of not normal.
And then go back to her thing.
She also said that this scene in Broke Back Mountain is weird.
I admit that I couldn't go see the movie either because I didn't want to watch two male characters having sex.
Guess what?
That's why I haven't seen Broke Back Mountain because I don't want to see Heath Ledger and Jake Gillenhall just going, oh boy, here we go.
Oh, oh, we got a wide load.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Break, break, time, time, time, time, time, time.
Whoa, that is, I need a, maybe I have hemorrhoids or something, but you got to take it easy on me there.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Someone's not listening.
Or it's even, that would actually be funny.
It's not that.
It's just like, and by the way, you're uncomfortable watching this, and I'm just reenacting a scene I haven't even seen.
But you know that it's the music is like, maybe they have their cowboy hats on, and there's a scene of just like, oh.
Can we pull it up?
Is it on YouTube?
Let's see if we can find it.
All right, so this isn't the anal sex scene.
Go back, go back.
Let's see them.
All right, that's weird.
Like, how, what percentage of the population just sits there and goes, yep, two guys just licking each other's tongues?
We don't want them to go to jail.
All right, but it's fucking Weird.
Sorry.
And then the rest of her comments were just like: these actors are probably gay.
And look at this kid jumping around in his little seersucker suit and his perfect little blonde hair.
He's probably a fag.
She didn't say the word fag, but normal, gossipy, stupid talk.
But no, that's misbehaving because we can't be honest.
We have to pretend.
The amount of pretending that is going on in the left these days deserves an Oscar.
They are all the greatest actors in history.
This generation, the young people today deserve the Nobel Peace Prize in pretending things are normal.
Like, did you see this article?
Breastfeeding is not normal.
Describing breastfeeding as natural is unethical because it reinforces gender roles.
Because some women don't have breasts.
And no, I'm not talking about a double mastectomy.
I'm talking about women with penises.
Here's an NSFW, not safe for work clip.
Someone sent this to me.
It's a conversation amongst millennials trying to work out the tangled web they weave where gay sex looks totally normal to everyone and breastfeeding is totally mean to women with penises.
Look at this conversation that's going on on our planet in 2018.
This is the tangled web we weave and this is young people trying to decipher their own mess.
Isn't trans sex inherently queer?
If I were having sex with a trans woman that had a penis and I stimulated that penis with my mouth and anus, it would fall under Q for queer.
Nope.
Nope wouldn't.
If you're a cis chet, I guess that's cis, right, if you're born.
If you're a cis born man having sex with a woman, you are having straight sex.
And then he obviously says what we're all thinking, something about sucking a dick just feels queer to me though.
Nope, it's not.
It's a woman's penis.
I can't read the bottom there.
It would only define as gay if you were a woman as well.
So there, this is the world we're living in.
This is what happens when we let them drive the bus.
This is when the lunatics run the asylum.
It's not remotely gay to put a woman's penis in your mouth, okay?
And I know you feel weird doing it.
That's because you're weird.
Something's wrong with you if you don't enjoy giving a woman a blowjob.
Okay?
So grow up.
How are we doing for time here?
We're about 37 minutes or so.
Uh-oh, okay.
Well, then we just have time for this.
60 Minutes Australia had a hit piece on Jordan Peterson that you got to check out.
And it is, again, these massive assumptions.
And this is what they do, all right?
America, there's not a lot of black mathematicians, right?
So America won't let black people do math.
It's illegal in America.
And then they take that crazy theory, right, based on data.
They misconstrue data.
And then they go, can you believe it's 2018 and we won't let black people do mathematics?
And you go, no, I can't believe it because it's not true.
You just made it up.
You can't take a crazy assumption and then say, can you believe this crap?
They do that with gay marriage all the time.
They'll go, gays are just two people that are in love and they want to get married and you won't allow it.
You won't let them have a cake at their wedding.
And then they go, can you believe it's 2018 and we still won't let two people in love eat some cake?
And you go, no, your reductivist argument is insane and you can't just say, can you believe it?
And then point to your reductivist argument.
Anyway, I'll show you what I mean with this clip.
Look at 60 Minutes in Australia.
In 2018, you wouldn't think it's too much to ask that women be paid the same amount as men for doing the same job.
Apparently, though, it is.
And from Hollywood film sets to workplaces here in Australia.
I want to go a whole step further here.
I think I might want to do a whole podcast on this.
My dad was telling me the other day that he was a dick at work.
And he was.
And I'm a dick at work.
And I think you should be a dick at work, which is why men are better at work than women.
Because jobs aren't supposed to be fun.
You can have fun at lunch.
You can have fun on your break.
You can have fun while they're loading a thing and there's nothing else you can do.
Although while they're loading that big thing that you need to do your job with the forklift, couldn't you guys be talking about what you're going to do after it goes down?
Like, you want to be efficient.
Michelle Malkin, I never work with her, but she should be a bitch at work because she's trying to get a man out of jail.
She's trying to get an innocent cop out of jail who could be there for decades.
That's no time for fun.
That's no time for, I love your sweater.
What is that, Angora?
We don't have time for that.
We have to get the job done.
And that, by the way, should be a sense of fun in and of itself.
You should derive pleasure from hard work.
In fact, I believe in Gaelic, that's part of the McInnes family crest.
I'm not joking.
The original McInnes clan, it says loyalty to the king or something, but there's another one that has a B, and it says, I derive pleasure from hard work in Gaelic.
That's the way, that's why, and by the way, my own family hates that I keep saying this.
My dad is like, you need to get off of that crap about women in the workforce.
It's stupid.
Your mother worked.
As soon as you were old enough, your mother worked.
Like, yeah, I would have liked if she was at home with me.
I was watching the Flintstones all by myself.
Latchkey chat.
No, she was a teacher.
I saw plenty of her.
But yeah, this whole idea, first of all, women don't earn less than men.
That's a lie.
Yes, you look at the numbers and women have less in their hands than men.
There's less female CEOs.
Yes.
That's because they choose to.
Being a CEO is a bitch.
You got to work weekend after weekend.
You got to do all-nighters.
You have to meet with breakfast meetings with clients.
You meet all day.
Lunch is a meeting.
You're talking to clients at lunch.
Then dinner is also a meeting.
Then you go out for drinks with your clients later.
You're working every waking moment.
You are the CEO.
This whole madman thing where you go out and get Drunk at a strip club and then you play golf?
No, that's a myth.
Even I would take my clients golfing, golfing the whole time, you're kissing their ass, hoping this goes well, letting them win.
Even your leisure is hard work.
And ladies, I don't think you're naturally predisposed for the most part to do that.
If you don't like tough times, by the way, if I told Dave right now that he has to stay here all night, he'd go, oh, sh ⁇ .
You know, I bet the first thing he'd think, oh, my fiancé's going to be pissed.
His wife is going to be mad at him if he stays here all night.
But actually staying here all night, you know, you don't, you just go, oh, well, I'm probably going to be pretty tired at four in the morning, maybe five.
I'll just have a coffee.
We don't care.
Women go, what?
How many times have you seen women at work going, oh, God, I'm so tired.
I need a coffee.
And then that's a whole break.
They can go and get the coffee at Starbucks and wait in line and get some elaborate $7 coffee.
And they're always like, oh, I can't wait till it's 5 o'clock.
I want to be home right now.
They're always whining at work, aren't they?
And the elevator at 5 p.m. is just packed with tits.
There's so much boobies in the 5 p.m. elevator.
You know when dicks are in the elevator?
8 p.m.
All right, let's go back to this ridiculous.
By the way, this is a viral video mockery of the hit piece, so there's jokes in it and they change the music and stuff, but I'd rather watch that than the original.
The battle about the worth of the sexes rages on.
Stop.
But there is.
Women earn more than men before they have kids.
Young women in their 20s earn more than men.
When they have kids, they'd rather be at their piano recitals than staying all night at work, so they tend not to get the promotions because they tend not to do their work.
How many times do we have to tell you this?
...in the world with a solution.
Iceland has made it law that companies pay up.
Women and men in like-for-like roles get equal money or their bosses cop a fine.
Everyone seems pretty happy there, so why couldn't it work here?
Barbara Johnson is a talented chef, and she knows it.
By the way, women have ruined cooking.
Cooking is her passion, and the long, unforgiving hours she spends in the kitchen are almost worth it.
Almost.
I have a friend who's a much older chef, and he says, Barb, listen, this is a fact.
You're a woman.
You are going to be paid less.
Suck it up.
Just stop.
Stop.
Nice research.
Someone said this to someone.
Good work, 60 minutes.
By the way, did you notice she has a slight Indian accent?
This is yet another example of an immigrate.
You come to a country from a shithole, like India or Bangladesh, wherever she's from, and she can't wait to complain about how unequal it is.
You want to talk unequal?
Try going home for the holidays.
Try going back to Bangladesh, where women are human garbage, where gang rapes in India are an epidemic.
But yeah, cooking.
And by the way, women ruined cooking.
No, not at home, not home cooking, obviously.
They're great at that.
But being a chef, the traditional French method used to be brutal verbal abuse, screaming at it.
It's a high stress environment.
And you used to, in chef school, you'd get locked in.
You'd say, yes, chef.
And they'd beat them and they'd punch them and they'd lock them in the freezers.
I used to date a girl who was a pro-chef.
And she was still, this is back in the 90s, there was still some semblance of balls left in the industry.
So she was pretty masculine, actually.
Sometimes guys thought I was dating a dude.
And she put up with that abuse.
She was locked in the freezer.
She was humiliated and screamed at.
She didn't sue.
She didn't cry.
But recently they've started suing and crying.
So it's not the same rules.
So the whole process has been feminized.
And being a chef is no longer the noble soldier-like profession it used to be.
That's a tangent, but let's go a little further than this.
We're probably running out of time, right?
And I realize he's right.
He's absolutely right.
You don't sound like a misogynist, but Barbara's mate is right if you look at the statistics.
The gender pay gap has hovered between 15 and 20 percent for the last 20 odd years.
Yes.
We need to address it.
That is absolutely for sure.
In many of the firms, that doesn't go down very well.
Just pause.
So you see what's happening here?
He changed the music.
The music used to be this ominous don when Jordan Peterson was on.
So he changed it to an angelic chorus, which he more deserves.
It's too simple, the idea.
It's like men and women make different amounts of money.
Well, sorry, the problem isn't a problem of sex discrimination.
But here in Iceland, they think otherwise.
How beyond idiotic is that?
Here in Iceland, they make it illegal for you to pay women less for the same work.
Yeah, that's the same in America and Canada and Britain and everywhere in the Western world.
Nice research.
If I was a high school teacher and that was an essay that was sent to me, I would just go, F, back to work.
You're incredibly half-assed, women.
It's almost like you don't belong here at 60 Minutes in the workforce.
All right, let's end with something horrific.
Horrific.
Ready to barf?
This is, and I've got to warn you, if you have a weak stomach, you're not going to want to see this.
So I'll tell you right before so you can close your eyes.
But this is an MMA fight that people are saying is the worst injury in the history of mixed martial arts.
Let's play it.
God, he must feel it.
So then, now it's okay.
This is a part where I'm going to tell you to stop watching.
This is him at the doctor's office discussing the extent of the injury, which went down to the skull.
So folks at home, stop watching right now.
Close your eyes.
You're about to see something horrific.
I'm not even sure we're allowed to show this, but let's try it anyway.
Oh, my God!
nerve is right here.
Oh my god!
God damn it.
That's horror movie levels.
That's zombie stuff.
You know, my son had a bad cut on his head.
They had to stitch the muscle tissue before they could stitch the outer layer.
They had to go inside, stitch that together, and then come outside and stitch the skin.
Get off my...
Find a better description.
But if you just stuck in their way, we can leave you at that.
Fuck you.
Alright, Tip.
We could be rapping about this all day, man.
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