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April 18, 2018 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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Get Off My Lawn #118 | Cirque Du Stormy
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This is the world.
And I've been through a whole lot.
Trial tribulation, but I know God.
Saying when I'm putting me in the boat, I love myself.
The world is a ghetto because of dick inside I love myself But they can do what they want whenever they want, I don't mind I love myself You say I gotta get up next to more than suicide I love myself One day at a time So I'm gonna shine Everybody looking at you crazy.
What you gonna do?
I love myself.
I hate that shit.
I love myself.
I know you hate me because I'm black, and I want you to know that I'm overcoming all that animosity that surrounds me here in America, cucka.
And I love myself.
Yeah.
Dude, I don't care about you.
Love the crap out of yourself.
I'm not racist.
I don't dislike you.
Nor do I like you.
You don't exist.
That's the whole thing with all this trans and obesity plus size.
You want me dead?
You're under the impression I care about you?
I don't care about you.
It's the same with why are you trying to shock people?
You're thinking that I care about your opinion.
I'm just doing my job and saying my opinions.
The fact that it shocks you is beyond irrelevant to me.
Don't care.
That is a good song, though.
I got to admit, I like it.
I love the sort of 70s soul funk groove.
Meow, meow, meow.
Reminds me of that we were playing Funkadelic the other day with Eddie Hazel blaring away on the guitar.
But the reason I chose that, and it's kind of eerie that the post opened up right to this page.
Hip-hop hooray!
Hey!
Kendrick Lamar, who was the vocalist you just heard saying, I love myself, rocking the world.
It's sort of like black and white couples, when they see you, even in New York City, believe it or not, the woman should be holding hands with a black man, darker the better, and she'll sort of look at you like, you got a problem with this?
Yeah, you're a real revolutionary.
You fornicate with a man you're in love with.
Would you want the Nobel Peace Prize for that?
Well, Kendrick Lamar won the Pulitzer Prize.
Congratulations for some excellent writing.
The Pulitzer Prize, are you familiar with this writing award?
It's for our finest scribes, our most revolutionary thinkers.
Hemingway won the Pulitzer Prize.
He wrote some pretty good books.
JFK won the Pulitzer Prize.
He had some very interesting observations.
And Kendrick Lamar cut to 2018 where the bar is so low that you win a prize for saying you love yourself.
Let's hear what he has to say.
world is a ghetto.
How is that?
Great.
Everybody looking at you crazy.
What you gonna do?
Pull it, sir.
Well, let the paranoia haunt you.
Peace to fashion police.
I wear my heart.
On my sleeve, let the runway start.
You know the men's a bow do love company.
What do you want from me and my scars?
Everybody lack confidence.
Everybody lack confidence.
Hey, pigs.
I love myself.
What are you gonna do about that?
You can't make me hate myself.
Yeah.
Try again, pigs.
I sound like Chris Rock sometimes, right?
Try again, pigs.
A lot of racial shit this year.
A lot of racial shit.
So let's listen to the end of that song.
You want to hear some Pulitzer Prize dialogue?
It's done on the YouTube version.
If you go to Spotify, and it's from the album, by the way, To Pimp a Butterfly, Pulitzer.
Let's hear the Pulitzer ending to that Pulitzer song.
2015, niggas tired of playing Victor, dog.
Dave, I know I tell you to censor swear words.
Yeah.
Like nigga.
Do not censor them.
In this case, it's newsworthy.
So all the swear words in the following segment need to stay there because it's relevant to the story.
And the story is that this is Pulitzer Prize material.
Niggas ain't trying to play Vic Tutu.
How many niggas we done lost?
Yeah, yeah, how many we lost?
No, for real, answer the question.
How many niggas we done lost, bro?
How many niggas we done lost, bro?
Speaking obviously about, you know, Mike Brown, Trayvon Martin, Charlene Bland, all of these cases where, according to Black America, cops just randomly shot dudes for fun.
Hey, looky here, boys.
Ooh, I got one.
Look, there's a Negro.
He's going to see if he can get his college scholarship wrong, buddy.
Look, there's one wants to help an old lady cross the street.
Not today, Negro.
So this gentleman, and by the way, this isn't specifically what he won the Pulitzer Prize for, but this is the Kendrick Lamar milieu, okay?
So he's trying to wake up the people in his neighborhood after hearing that fun song to the fact that they are under siege from the police.
This year alone.
By the way, this year alone, I think there's 3,000 murders of black men every year.
I'll have to double verify that.
Virtually all of them.
Let's just say all.
It's like 96, and I'm sure the margin of error is 4%.
96, 100% of these black men that they done lost this year are murdered by black men.
So maybe we can get back to the 90s.
Remember the 90s where rap would say, yo, we need to recognize, stop the violence, wake up.
Chuck D is out there.
We need to stop killing each other and wake up to the violence.
Not blame it on cops.
Exactly.
So we ain't got time to waste time, my nigga.
Niggas gotta make time, bro.
Peters gotta make time.
The judge make time.
You know that.
The judge make time, right?
The judge make time so it ain't shit.
It shouldn't be shit for us to come out here.
The sun also rises by heavyweight or this rank.
On the dad homies, Charlie P. You know that, bro.
You know that.
All right, that's enough.
Bigotry of low expectations.
I don't like racism.
And when you award something to someone just because they're black, like when Barack Obama got the Nobel Peace Prize for doing absolutely nothing, it bothers me.
Merit, when people get rewarded for things they don't deserve, it bothers me.
I don't even like when people have jobs that are stupid jobs that could easily be replaced.
That bothers me too.
Anyway, front page of the post, cirque de stormie.
And it's the usual boring garbage about Stormy Daniels.
Hey, media class, no one cares about Stormy Daniels.
Or in the very least, politically, they don't see it as a detriment to Trump's career.
We knew what we were signing up for.
We knew we were not signing up for a saint.
We knew he was not a goody two-shoes.
We said no to goody two-shoes like Ted Cruz and Mitt Romney.
So we know we got a bad boy, but we needed a bad boy because you people are immoral monsters and we needed a pit bull to get in there and sneak dynamite under your bed.
Today we're going to talk about Australia.
I got a friend of mine who I'm very close to, who is probably, I would say, my very best friend.
What's her name again, David?
Sidney Watson.
Sidney Watson.
I keep thinking Ashley.
Sidney Watson is on the show today, and we'll be talking about Australia and the war on the family and the war on Western culture in general.
And the controversial question, do some immigrants assimilate better than others?
Why is that controversial?
Why did Pat Buchanan get in trouble for saying a thousand Englishmen would assimilate better than a thousand Zulus?
Why do we keep lying to ourselves?
That's my million-dollar question here.
Why do we listen to Kendrick Lamar and go, that's a Pulitzer right there?
It's Mando?
And I say this because I love niggas, man.
I say this because I love you niggas.
I love all my niggas, bro.
I love all my niggas, bro.
Enough said.
It just lies.
It's the same as the Caitlin Jenner lies.
All I want from this show, all I want from America is honesty.
The West is inarguably the best, and you know that.
And all these attempts to sabotage the family with gender doesn't exist, and 10-year-old boys can be dirty little whores and wear makeup and fishnets.
No, they can't.
We're raising a genderless child.
No, you're not.
Boys want to play with swords.
I don't care if they grow up cryogenically frozen in a sensory deprivation tank.
They want to play with toy guns.
Actually, they'd love to play with real guns.
So before we get to our Australian vendor, I also want to talk about this Australian demi Lardner.
I like how I can remember her name and not the person I like's name.
And about this new genre of comedy.
Remember when the gays ruined Electroclash?
Well, they seem to be doing the same thing to stand-up comedy.
Not that stand-up comedy could possibly get worse, or can it?
But before we get to all that, there's a few things in the news I want to get to.
How much time do we have, Dave?
We're running out of time here, right?
We're about 10 minutes in.
Oh, good.
Oh, we're 10 minutes in.
Sorry.
So we only got about five minutes.
The Starbucks thing.
Remember I was talking yesterday?
Two guys go to Starbucks and loiter.
They sit there on their asses.
And eventually, like all stores, remember when you're a kid?
Are you buying something here?
Get out.
Every time you go to Bodega, you try to read the Mad magazines.
No, no, no, no.
Put down the Mad.
You either buy that or leave, kid.
You got money?
How much is this bubblegum?
Remember, you'd ask all the prices and things?
How much is this?
85 cents.
And you have like a big handful of nickels.
Damn it.
What about if I have 80 cents?
Then you can't buy it, kid.
Get out of here.
But these guys just sit there and then they just say, we were waiting for our friend.
Yeah, you didn't want to order coffee.
You wanted to wait for him because coffee, as I said yesterday, is Thanksgiving dinner and everyone has to be together to buy it.
So they're apparently waiting for a real estate developer.
And the accepted narrative here is racism.
If you ask loiterers to leave and they're white, then you are promoting your business like everyone does and you're saying either buy something or leave.
You know, normal stuff.
But if they're black, you don't like Negroes in your neighborhood.
Hey, boy, that's a Starbucks.
We don't like Negroes.
I got kicked out of a Starbucks for loitering when I was 15.
What?
I got kicked out of a Starbucks when I was 15 for loitering.
It's called America's business model.
Why do you think loitering is a thing?
Why do you think that's a word in your head?
Again, it goes back to the same concept of this denial, this self-lying.
So now we got these activists, one of them apparently is in Devo, just screaming at the staff for their racist ways.
They tried to get the cops fired.
And of course, Jamel Bowie has to chime in.
He's a very black man who writes, I think, for BuzzFeed.
And so at Slate, he said, the arrest of two white men in Philadelphia Starbucks, Philadelphia, by the way.
I mean, this is a white area, but in Philadelphia, you're used to black people.
He says, what did he say here?
Oh, yeah, check out this.
It's deeply raced.
Have you ever heard that term before?
Deeply raced?
Race is about power and hierarchy.
When one is raced, one is placed in a relationship to that hierarchy.
Your position assigned to your body and made visit.
What language do these people speak?
This is academia.
This is leftist academia.
In other words, Klingon.
Places too can be raced.
R-A-C-E-D, by the way, not erased.
Spaces of affluence and exclusivity are typically associated with white faces reflecting racial distributions of wealth.
This is the kind of thing that gets an A in college and gets an F in the real world.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Now, you might remember Jamal Bowie.
Every time he's on the news, they could be talking about Hurricane Katrina.
They could be talking about minimum wage.
Everything is the Civil War.
Everything is blackness.
Have you got this clip?
I think I recognize Ben Dominic there from The Federalist being subjected to this guy's pathetic rants about racism, racism, racism.
I want to talk a bit more about that cultural resentment because I think we run the risk of sort of painting to get a little too amorphous.
But remember, Trump ran his campaign.
He began his campaign attacking Hispanic immigrants And various other racial and ethnic minorities.
I think some of this cultural anger we should correctly identify as being racial animus, and that it's significant that Trump is closed so much of his and done so well with white people.
Have you noticed people are so scared of him?
Probably because he's so black.
He's blacker than other blacks.
So they just let him drone on and on and on.
Anyone else, they go, all right, yes.
I have to interrupt you.
Sorry.
He just goes on.
He can talk about the Civil War.
In fact, he talks for so long, they have to cut to B-roll to prevent you from changing the channel.
going with that clip?
By the way, if you want to talk about Reconstruction and recalcitrant, you should probably learn how to pronounce them.
Okay, go ahead.
Look.
Look what they have to show.
These poor women are subjected to his rants.
Up until the 20s.
Please, Jamel, just shut up.
We've had a backlash for that reconstruction.
Board to tears.
I think the extent to which Donald Trump has won, running a campaign of racism and bigotry, turning out millions of white Americans for that campaign, suggests that we are living through a kind of second Reconstruction.
Yes, everything is racism.
All right, that's enough.
We're out of time, but I do have to squeeze in this one more thing.
Do you know the term Lugenpress?
It means lying press, and it's been popular in Germany since the 1910s.
And Ezra Levant turned me on to it.
And he goes, this is just more of the lying press.
And he got in trouble for saying the term Lugenpress.
They called it a Nazi phrase because the Nazi used it.
The Nazis used it.
Yeah, they did.
It's German.
They also used the German word for the, Das.
They also did the German word for boat, boot.
By the way, I'm working on a Canadian documentary about Das Boot called Alleboot Das Boot.
But I thought that was amazing when they called Lugenpress a Nazi word because it was the Lugenpress lying about the Lugenpress.
Similarly, I found this article on BuzzFeed where they have Muslims takiya-ing about takiyah.
Now, takiyyah is an Islamic trick where you're allowed to lie to deceive your enemy to get your way, right?
And in this article, Muslims say, no, it doesn't exist, which is a lie, which is takiyah.
Now, I'm cited in this, and so is Ezra Levant.
But he talks to a Muslim expert who says it has nothing to do with, it has no connection to Sharia.
It has nothing to do with the Quran, and nothing to do with Sharia.
And by the way, another thing that's left out here is the Shia, by the way, if it's not Scottish, it's crap.
And if it's no Sunni, it's Shiite.
The Shia invented this because they were getting slaughtered by the Sunnis.
So that very term Tikiya comes from Muslims being slaughtered by not us, but Muslims.
Anyway, the whole thing is a pathetic lie.
Go back to the title there.
What's it called?
Takiyah, how an obscure Islamic concept became an obsession of anti-Muslim activists.
Thank God they didn't just call us Nazis.
But once again, they say, if all of you say this thing, then it's a Nazi thing or it's an anti-Muslim thing.
Okay, it's still true.
So Robert Spencer did a good article about it on Jihad Watch, and he talks about the history of Tiqiya.
And he talks about Fidel.
That's the, that guy there.
What's his name?
Muhammad Fidel.
Muhammad Fidel's contention that Tikiyah has nothing to do with Sharia.
Robert Spencer says, how could something that the Quran permits have no connection to Sharia?
Sharia is formulated from the Quran and Sunnah.
Fidel is relying on the ignorance of his audience, as we all are.
And it's not just the normal ignorance, the nice lazy ignorance we all get from sitting on our asses all day.
No, it's the willful ignorance that petrifies me, where we know something is total and utter crap, and we deny it.
And we sit there while gay Australians go and we laugh our heads off.
I would need maybe 2,000-ish people to help me.
but I don't know whether they will.
I don't know whether they will.
What is going on here?
I don't know whether they'll help me.
Look.
Oh my goodness, I hope they do.
Let's find out.
Here I go!
Comedy needs innovation.
Stand-up comedy is in a rut now.
It's Trump sex, Trump sex, and Trump sucks.
Lenny Bruce innovated.
Emo Phillips, Robin Williams.
Each new decade brought in a whole new generation of pioneers, of Mavericks, who blew it up and built it back up from scratch.
Although that seems to have died since, not just since Trump, I would say since before Trump.
We lost innovators and we just got people doing the same old landscape paintings.
So when these homosexuals came along and said, we have a whole new thing, we're adding kooky music, I thought, great, let's see what you got, a new kind of comedy.
There's a new kind of comedy.
It's coming around.
It's crazy.
It's fun.
What?
What?
It's the new comedy.
Hmm.
No jokes.
You just get strange music and you go, woo, hey, hey, happy.
What?
It's like idiocracy.
Let's check out, I think, the pioneer of this new genre, Australia's Demi Lardner.
She's got some jokes for you.
Check it out.
Did I hear someone say they wanted to hear my dad's Google history?
This must be her pen.
Dad's Google History!
Dad's Google History!
What is the name of the woman?
It's Google History!
It's body desk Google History!
Demi Lardner Age!
My dad doesn't know how to do it.
Dad's Google History!
Wait a minute, stop, stop.
Not only is this not a joke, but the premise is that her dad is not tech savvy.
She's checked out his cookies, but if you're going to make fun of someone, you have to be smarter than them.
If you type in are there birds, you get a thing called autofill.
So clearly, one of the options that her dad got was sufficient to answer the question.
He scrolled down and clicked on that.
So even in your hacky, my parents are not cool bit, you got it wrong.
Anyway, let's go back to being funny.
Dad's Google history!
He's a million years old.
He's out.
Can you please tell me if there is a new Mighty 10 thank you?
It's Bloody Dad's Google history.
That's a lie.
Your dad never wrote that.
You just needed a button, so you pretended that your dad said thank you to Google, which we know he didn't do.
But let's check out some more crazy new comedy.
It's really, really fun and involves no jokes.
Let's have some fun!
*music*
Notice the same wrists.
They're gays.
I like feeling good, yet I like feeling nice.
Choosing between good and light.
Can you just pause it here?
The first woman was clearly a lesbian.
And this man is clearly gay.
And I'm starting to believe that gay culture is crap culture.
It doesn't seem to have standards.
They get told they're okay, don't feel bad about yourself for so long that they start thinking that their feces is golden.
And so they get up on stage and essentially do the comic equivalent of defecating.
And we're all laughing hysterically at how funny you are for saying happy, happy.
Now let's hope, because song parodies are tricky.
Ween did it well.
Weirdo Yankovic built a career on his corny covers.
But funny music is tricky.
Let's see what the punchline is of this particular happy happy song.
Hit it, gay man.
is a cat.
Okay, just pause it here.
So the joke this gay man is telling us is that he's a cat, and then he starts going, meow, meow.
I think if you did that joke to four-year-olds, they would not laugh.
I've done comedy for toddlers for many years now.
I've got three kids.
I'm a cat, meow, meow.
They'd sort of go, yeah, that's okay.
It's not great, but it's mildly amusing.
But that's, I believe, the bit.
Is this going to go somewhere?
Is there a giant sort of subtle metaphor that relates to everything around us that we're all going to go, wow, I never thought of that.
Let's see, meow meow gay man.
Meow meow.
Meow meow.
I'm a good kitty cat.
Despite what you've heard.
Joke.
I never take the life of a rat or a bird.
So we're doing totally literal here.
Punchline.
Feline, feeling fine.
Show me yours.
I'll show you mine.
Get it out.
Let me see it.
What do I mean?
You smile, babe, yeah.
That's it.
Meow, meow, and the cat.
Is the subtext here that we're making fun of dance music?
Yeah, everyone knows dance music sucks.
It's almost like the name implies that it's only music that's there for dancing.
So you're analyzing the lyrics to dance music and making fun of them.
So so far, in this new genre of comedy, the two targets we have, and by the way, comedy is all about choosing your targets.
That's why, haha, that person's retarded, doesn't count as good quality stand-up.
But so far, the victims here have been my dad, who's clearly blue-collar, and by the way, put up with your gay ass.
My blue-collar dad isn't tech savvy.
And dance music tends to have vapid lyrics.
Mind-blown.
All right, so we've got two gays.
Let's see a spinster who are basically inseparable from lesbians because neither of them get any.
Sketch number one.
Okay, sketch is coming.
Woman, yeah.
It's not a woman.
Yeah.
It's going to be a thing.
It's not a woman.
Yeah.
Can you just pause it here?
This whole it's going to be a thing is really what defines this new genre of crap gay comedy.
It's going to be a thing.
You're sitting there waiting for the joke, waiting for something to happen, but nothing does.
Okay, let's keep going with the woman, yeah?
Makes a choice.
Sketch starts now.
*Music*
Bitch, bitch.
Fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, Bitch.
Feminism, yeah!
You just pause it here.
Did you get that joke?
The joke is that people don't listen to women.
And that dance song, which again has vapid lyrics, just says this, that, this, that, this, that.
By the way, the dance song is aware that it's not Dostoevsky.
They have some self-awareness there.
I'm a little winded from that dance.
But the second point of her joke, which isn't remotely funny, hey, Whoopi Goldberg, you need to say a joke to be a comedian.
You need to have a punchline.
And if you do have a punchline, it should be something we never thought of before.
It should be a new take on something.
It should be a new angle.
Because if it's something we already thought of, we don't need to go pay-see you.
We already have this brain.
We need your brain.
And if your brain's going to do something, it better be something new.
Her subtext here is that no one listens to women because we live in a sexist society.
Prove it, bitch.
And then at the end, she throws sparkles to go, feminism, yeah.
Now we don't know if she's parodying her own terrible take on sexism or if she really means it.
We don't know what you're talking about.
We don't know what you're doing.
This new genre of comedy is not funny.
Here's a video going around.
This is going on in British schools, posted by Alternative View Ireland.
And it appears to be a British kindergarten.
These kids can't be older than six years old, five years old, seven years old, maybe.
And it is a very sexy drag queen, very hot, in a very sexy dress with stilettos, telling the kids that they can be sexy too.
Let's check it out.
I want to know why I think it's a right to wear a dress.
Because dresses are made for people's bodies.
They're not designed for boys or for girls.
Okay, first of all, a dress like that is a sexy horror dress.
I like them on adult women, don't get me wrong.
So yes, they're not designed for boys or girls.
That's true.
They're designed for women.
Women.
That's why they go like this.
I don't know if you've seen a lot of men, but we tend to go like this.
I sort of go like this.
Like, I look like a teardrop.
I don't go like this.
I'm not shaped like a shampoo bottle.
So you're wrong on that.
And also, this isn't just any dress.
This is a sexy dress.
And he's also wearing stilettos and tons and tons of makeup.
Hey, 13-year-old girls, you may not dress like that.
My daughter will probably be allowed to wear makeup.
Well, I shouldn't use my daughter as an example.
That's a pet peeve of mine.
A young lady in America should be allowed to wear makeup maybe around 15 at the earliest.
As far as stilettos and sexy dresses, we got to get up to the 17s, 18s.
I don't know, maybe she's going to a bat mitzvah.
We might be able to make an exception.
But no, you can't dress like this, little girls, and you certainly may not dress like that, little boys.
They're just an item of clothing.
If you want to wear an item of clothing that makes you happy, please do it.
It's just one person in one outfit, and you've just got to learn to love everybody, because you're all amazing.
No matter if you wear a dress or anything.
The children came out absolutely buzzing about the sessions.
They said that they were really fun, really exciting, and really engaging.
And that was our primary objective for the day.
We know it was our primary objective to make sure everyone's buzzing.
I want to make sure everyone's buzzing.
At any rate, this video reminds me of Sidney Watson because she's off and on about the problems with the way we treat children, the way we sexualize children.
But, and I think this is related, it's also part of this general self-sabotage mentality where not only do we do we want to destroy the family, but we want to destroy the cult culture.
Let's just kill ourselves.
Let's get replaced.
And while we're getting replaced, let's make sure it's Sodom and Gomorrah the whole way down.
Let's just reenact the Bible, shall we?
Let's talk to Sydney about this now.
Sydney, are you there?
I am here.
How you doing?
You all right?
Yeah, I'm good.
I'm good.
How are you?
I'm great.
You sound, you have kind of an American accent in your Australian accent.
Yeah, I do.
I'm a dual citizen.
So American citizen born abroad.
I see.
Well, just because you're born abroad doesn't mean you have to stay abroad your whole life.
You can convert to male because gender is just a mental capacity.
It doesn't mean anything.
Yeah, no, I could.
I could, definitely.
It'd probably work out in America, actually, right now.
So that's a benefit.
I saw a thing on the news last night about a refugee.
I think he's coming from Mexico and he's trans.
And he's going up from Central America up through Mexico to become an illegal in America and then hopefully get all kinds of surgery and stuff because he can't get it down there.
Yeah, well, I don't think that a lot of those countries support the whole transgender thing.
I think this is a pretty new age concept that's predominantly in the West.
That's the funny thing about multiculturalism.
Everyone likes the concept when it comes to food, but they don't realize things like the age of consent in Mexico is 12.
It's illegal to be gay in almost all the countries in the Caribbean.
So this culture you're importing is a lot less progressive than you think.
Yeah, well, I guess that's the thing.
And I think that because of the differences between America and Australia, we're lucky because we're kind of isolated because we're like this little island in the middle of the ocean.
But America, you're connected to Canada and you're also connected to Mexico.
And therefore, I guess by extension, the Central and South American countries.
So you guys are in a difficult predicament compared to us.
Yeah, you're Alcatraz.
You're an island.
Perfect security.
You've got a wall and it's called a moat and it's full of sharks.
Now, that's always been the best thing about Australia, I've always said, is their immigration policy.
Even though it's getting more and more lefty in the island, they're still an island and they still have pretty good immigration policy.
But I feel like that's starting to change.
Is there a climate of open borders happening down there?
Yeah, I guess yes and no.
So I think that there's a sentiment in the country where basically a lot of Australians feel like the more immigrants we let in, the worse off our country actually is.
And it's interesting because I'm interning at the moment at a radio station and one of the topics today was about immigration and the amount of callers who phoned in absolutely furious about the immigration In Australia, and saying there's too many people because it's not sustainable.
I mean, if you consider, if you really think about it, the only places you can live are on the coastal cities.
The center of Australia is really hot.
It's really not the best place to be for a lot of us.
So, where are we going to put all these people?
And I think in the last year, I think we brought in, or at least the population has grown by 400,000 people.
That's a lot.
It's just not sustainable in the long run.
Well, what about the types of people?
Who is that politician that got in trouble recently for suggesting you take in white South African farmers?
Peter Deweeb.
Peter Dutton.
Peter Dutton.
Peter Deweeb.
Now, that's a problematic thing to say.
And Pat Buchanan got in trouble for this way back in the 80s, I think.
He said, a thousand Zulus would adapt to American culture a lot less well than a thousand Englishmen.
And I think that Australian politician is saying, look, these people are already very similar to our culture.
Let's bring them in.
Yeah, and I guess, I mean, that's how I think a lot of Australians are feeling because we do bring in a lot of people that are from the Middle East.
I mean, in fact, most of the numbers are from the Middle East.
They're from China.
They're from India.
And then actually the UK, interestingly enough.
But I think that's probably more a result of the Commonwealth than anything.
But then what you find is that some of these people are non-integratables, you know, like they don't assimilate very well into Australia.
And therefore, as far as a lot of us are concerned, sometimes it might be more preferable to bring in people who are from traditionally Western or white countries, which is not.
It's an uncomfortable truth because I've noticed that the blowback in Australia says, this guy wants to bring in white South African farmers.
We've got all these refugees on all these islands and all these sort of Guantanamo bays surrounding Australia, and these people are living in squalor.
And I look at that totally unsympathetically and I go, sorry, that's what happens when you try to illegally immigrate somewhere.
You get stuck in a holding pen.
It's called breaking the law.
You know, Mexico does it to Nicaraguans.
Every country does it.
Well, that was the argument that a lot of people made when Peter Dutton did make his comments about the white South African farmers.
They said, had those people come to Australia on a boat, you would have just straight off let them in.
And no, he wouldn't have because, again, you're not coming here legally.
You're not going through the processes that you should go through.
And therefore, no special treatment.
So it's not a case of actual ethnicity or race.
It has to do with the way in which you enter Australia.
And a lot of us are very much for come to the country legally.
Why would you come here on a boat?
We don't know who you are.
We have no concept of if you're a criminal or your background or anything like that.
So why would we let you in?
This is the thing I always ask is why would we let you in when we don't know who you are?
Yeah.
Well, the truth is that race doesn't matter, but culture does matter.
And look, if you're going to take in Middle Easterners, can we prefer Iraqi Christians?
They are getting literally crucified.
Children are getting crucified.
And by the way, children are getting crucified, literally crucified with the farmers in South Africa.
They've got that in common, remarkably sadistic violence.
But I would prefer Christian refugees from the Middle East than Islamic refugees because they don't assimilate.
Not only do they not assimilate, but Muslims, wildly disproportionately, obviously not all, but a large percentage of Muslims seem to have sort of an animosity to the West when they come in here.
They seem to want to set up fifth columns and Allah is above Australia in many ways.
Well, that's actually what they believe, though.
I mean, that's basically the general concept of the religion is Allah is before everybody else, you know, and Sharia law comes before the law of the actual land that you're in.
So I think that, I mean, our Muslim population currently, I think, is about 2.5%.
So it's not massive, but it's big enough that you start to see some changes.
So I know that, I mean, I've talked about this before, but we have all these racial councils.
We have new legislation coming in that specifically targets people from actually making comments about certain ethnicities and particularly actually about Muslims.
And it's really disconcerting because right now we're having our freedom of speech impacted upon because of the people entering this country.
And to me, that's just really wrong.
That just shouldn't be happening.
Yeah, and it's funny that that is happening in Canada and Britain too.
It's almost like it's a genetic trait where Westerners are so worried about being mean to people that they make it illegal to criticize them.
All right, we're running out of time here, but let's order immigrants.
I'll tell you my order, all right?
Top of the line, Western Christians.
I don't care what race they are.
They tend to be white mostly.
Number two, I like Indians.
Not Pakistanis, not the Muslims, but the Indians.
Their religion is silly.
It's like snakes playing the flute and there's a blue elephant and some giant, you know, donkey man and the blue kids on flying carpets.
That's cute.
And they start new businesses and stuff.
They don't take jobs.
They make jobs.
And this could be because they come from a Commonwealth, really, originally.
So they're used to cricket and tea and classical music.
So that's number two.
And then Chinese people don't hate us, but they don't assimilate.
They send their kids to Chinese schools.
They speak Chinese to each other.
They tend to not get patriotic.
And then last out of those four would be Muslims.
And the reason I'm not saying like Mexicans and stuff, because we're talking about Australia.
I think that's the order that you should pull them in.
What do you think?
Well, I mean, as someone who, because obviously the population of Chinese here is very, very large, I do find that they do assimilate quite well.
But like you said, they are kind of insular in a lot of ways.
But I would say between, I would say, it sounds so bad, but I would probably preference the Chinese a little bit more.
But that's only because they're just very, you know, they're not really looking to sort of impose a belief system on you.
And they're very, very relaxed.
They do walk in crowds, though, which can kind of get quite irritating in the city.
But besides that.
Yeah, exactly.
No, but besides that, I think they do assimilate.
It's interesting that so often the children of immigrants will assimilate Because the West is the best.
So they hear rock and roll, and they see girls in bikinis, and they see Budweiser, and they go, I like this culture more than my parents' boring culture.
But Muslims are one of the few where you're starting to see the children more radical than their parents, like the Sarnev brothers here in Boston.
Their parents are kind of secular, and they grew up lifting weights and listening to Van Halen.
And then the next thing you know, they want to blow up the marathon because they've been radicalized.
Yeah, it's true.
And I don't actually know why that is.
I wouldn't have, you know, I haven't looked into it.
But yeah, you're right.
I mean, even you see it in Australia.
You see these people whose parents have come here to work hard to sort of make a better life for themselves.
And their kids end up considerably more extreme and, like you said, more radicalized than their parents ever could have been.
And I don't know where that's coming from.
And I don't know why it's sort of being permeated.
I think it comes from the teachers and these Marxist teachers.
They sit there with the kids and they go, America sucks, America sucks, America sucks.
And then eventually the kids go, actually, I come from a country that burns the American flag.
Maybe I'll become more patriotic to Chechnya or Georgia or wherever the hell they were from.
And the next thing you know, they've become radicalized by teachers.
Would you say, last question, would you say that the public schools there in Australia are left-wing?
Do they talk about how you killed the Aboriginals and how it's a genocide and it's stolen land and all that crap?
Yes.
Obviously, it's been a while since I was in primary school.
But based on things that my friends who have children have told me and just sort of what I've seen and heard, yes, they're very, very left-wing.
And I think that, you know, part of the thing is too, because obviously we colonized Australia, there is this whole argument and children are now being sort of indoctrinated to believe that the white man, the early settlers, were, you know, these horrible racist people that came in and murdered all these poor Aboriginals.
And I just, it's just such an odd thing to teach little children who have no concept of what actually happened or, you know, what was behind it or anything like that.
So yeah, definitely.
And a lot of the things that get taught in schools really shouldn't be taught to little children.
You know, we're having a whole issue at the moment with this like safe schools program, which is totally different topic, but like I suppose the radicalized gender teachings.
And it's just, I just go, what kind of children are we going to turn out at the end of the day?
At least I got away from it.
We just watched a video in England where some drag queen gets up in a mini skirt and high-heeled shoes.
A man who looks like me, but in a mini skirt, talking about how if you want to feel sexy and you want to wear this, you should wear this.
Two children, like six-year-olds.
And I'm looking at that going, I don't want girls to see like a woman in a mini skirt and be told you can wear stilettos and be a dirty little slut.
Like they have boys in makeup before the age that girls can wear makeup for.
It's a bloody max.
Yep.
America is at least not, you guys aren't so bad.
I think we're sort of definitely leading the charge along with Britain.
We're definitely like really close behind them.
So I don't know.
You guys really have got to get a handle on it before you end up like us because it's not a nice place to be.
Well, as long as you can keep that watery border, there's still hope for Australia.
Yeah, sort of.
Maybe.
Maybe if we can get rid of the socialist governments that seem to have a stranglehold, then we'll be a little bit better off.
Who knows?
It's a pipe dream.
We'll see.
Well, let's keep checking in with you and mark the progress of that wonderful little island, the last bastion of masculinity in the Western world.
Your hope, yes.
Let's hope.
Bye.
All right.
See you, Gavin.
Good eye, Mike.
So that's the Australian episode.
Wow, I love Australia.
They got some.
Even the Sheilas got bows down here.
This is a, oh my God, I got to work on my Australian accent.
It sounds like a South African B. But look at this.
So some guy gives a headbutt.
Where are we, in Melbourne or something?
And a lady sees it and decides to lay him out flat.
This is how women handle their business in Australia.
Boom.
Terrible headbutt.
He got his chin.
You got to go for the nose.
And she rotates her hips and boom!
And he's out.
Holy f ⁇ .
There she is.
Excellent punch, ma'am.
And perfectly well-deserved.
If you headbut people, you got to get ready to get punched in the face.
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