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March 6, 2018 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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Get Off My Lawn #92 | Trump Up in Arms
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That was Curtis Mantronique.
Half Arab, Syrian or something, half Jamaican.
He grew up in Canada, in Calgary, I believe.
And he was great.
But it's hard to find this one album he made called I Sign the Body Electro.
I cannot find it anywhere.
I think he's ashamed of it.
Great album, great guy.
One time I was with him, and he went outside to smoke a joint.
No, no.
Yeah, yeah.
He went outside to smoke a joint.
We're in the East Village, and he comes back.
Oh, no, sorry.
I go, what happened to Curtis?
Where the hell is he?
He comes back a day later.
And we go, what the hell happened to you?
You can't say goodbye to you, Mr. Irish goodbye.
He goes, I went outside.
I started pissing on a dumpster.
I got picked up by the cops, and they threw me in the tombs.
I've been in jail for the past 24 hours.
Bad look, though, dude.
What is with that hat?
Anyway, that's a great electro, dude.
You should check out.
What's the front of the paper here?
Trump up in arms.
I've noticed a lot of people sort of gloating about it, saying, so, your boy Trump.
God, how many times have you heard, your boy Trump, done it this time?
You're done now.
Relax.
Relax.
This is 7D, chess.
This is what he does.
It's the art of the deal, as Kumia pointed out.
He says, yeah, yeah, we're going to compromise.
Gets the other side excited.
And then when it comes down to the final segment, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm not giving you DACA unless I get a wall.
I don't want to give you a wall.
Well, then you ruin the deal.
Way to go.
I would always do that when I was negotiating things like selling a company or something.
Yes, yes, sounds great.
Let's do it.
Yes, yes.
And then I'd get the contract and go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no, no, no.
You're not getting 70% the company for that.
And just let the lawyers handle it.
You know, you've got to be jovial.
I'm a yes man until the due diligence comes along.
And then I go, well, no, I said yes, I'd love to do that for a reasonable price.
That's not a reasonable price.
Anyway, I'm wearing my Mets hat because we're going to spring training next week.
I assume we'll be hanging out with Thorges.
Who else are we going to hang out with?
Dave?
Matt Harvey.
Matt Harvey, you're going to be chilling with Harvey.
Cespidus, have we got a transfer?
Cespidus, I'm going to be riding horses with Cespidus.
It's going to be awesome.
Well, we're going to go for that anyway.
This is my son.
This is a minions fart gun.
My five-year-old brought this for show and tell.
I go, how'd it go?
He goes, I couldn't talk.
Everyone was laughing too hard.
This, do not let your kid bring this to show and tell.
It will do too well.
They were all dying.
The whole class was in hysterics, and he was trying to explain that this is his fart gun that he got from minions, and he wasn't able to explain it.
So this has been on my desk, by the way, for about two weeks.
He hasn't had access to his fart gun because I've been meaning to tell you that.
Got a fun show for you tonight.
I'm obsessed with women in the workplace, as you know.
And they hate that.
All these New York City spinsters, they hate that I don't approve of their stupid career choice, but they can't say that because that looks vulnerable, right?
It's like, you called me fat, and then they go, haha, you're fat.
So they call me a Nazi instead.
Every time you see me being called a Nazi in the press, look up the chick.
She's single and childless in New York, without exception.
And they're very effective, these little smears.
So I want to talk to, we know about political correctness in the workplace.
We know about the cubicles and the HR and all the stuff that's sort of part of our world.
But how far has this gone?
Is political correctness on the construction site?
Is it in Badminton?
We know it's in academia and in startups and tech and all that other stuff.
It's clear it's leaking into sports, as we'll probably come across next week in Florida.
But it's on submarines.
I talked to a guy who works on a submarine, a friend of mine, steamfitter dude, and you wouldn't believe his stories.
He says, yeah, there's old school chicks that are not necessarily lesbians, but they look like lesbians, just high testosterone dude chicks who look like crap and have short hair and can joke around about teabagging and stuff.
There's those, and no one minds those, obviously, but there's a new wave of these sort of lipstick lesbian types like long blonde hair and politically correct beta males.
And they are reporting to people to HR, censoring jokes, killing fun in an area that's phenomenally dangerous.
This is like telling cops they can't joke around.
They look at dead kids all day.
You've got to give them an outlet.
So this war on fun, this political correctness leaking into submarines, one of the most dangerous jobs you can have, isn't a small deal.
It's putting men's lives at risk.
That's what I want to get across with political correctness.
When you force a woman to be in the FDNY and she can't lift a body, you are putting her partner in jeopardy.
So it's not just I want more jokes, it's we need more jokes.
Anyway, we'll talk to him.
And we'll also talk to Tommy Robinson about this, the war in conservatives that's going on in social media.
Something's weird is going on with his Twitter page, I noticed this morning.
actually let's get into that.
So we discovered yesterday that Google, in the name of rooting out Nazis, is just destroying all...
Let's play that clip.
The Southern Poverty Law Center, based in that building in Alabama, calls itself the premier group monitoring hate groups.
Looking at their map of such groups, you'd think America was consumed by...
It's a hate monger or people who are pro-family.
That's seen as anti-gay marriage, which must be anti-gay.
And the next thing, you know, some lunatic with a gun goes to shoot them.
So they put people's lives in jeopardy with this fake chart that makes Morris D's hundreds of millions.
Anyway, so they hire SPLC who think there's this much hate in America.
These are all hate groups.
Obviously, these people are mental patients.
And they start clamping down on Alex Jones has two strikes against his account.
This dude, what's his name?
Marxist?
No, Worski.
Worski's this guy.
I'm not familiar with him, but he has these debates on his site, and it's called like Clash of the Titans or something like that.
And he'll have like an alt-right guy like Richard Spencer, but with a liberal, and they will hammer it out and fight.
You know, civil discourse, presenting ideas with a modicum of rigor.
You know, free speech, what this country's built on, exercising your brain.
But of course, we have cerebral obesity in this country, and you're not allowed to do that.
So he's shut down, and he can no longer do his show, which presented both sides.
But Milo Yiannopoulos had an Instagram post.
He can't have a Twitter post, of course, because he's banned.
Why is he banned from Twitter?
He's banned from Twitter because someone pretended to be Leslie Jones and mocked him.
And Leslie said, that wasn't me.
Can you do something, Jack?
And he goes, I'll just get rid of Milo.
Done.
But he goes, they're coming for him first.
You should support him not only because you believe in free expression, but because it will not stop there.
And this is what we talked about the other day with this, it's always a slippery slope.
Give them an inch, they take a mile.
Today it's Alex.
Tomorrow it will be someone else, perhaps me or Breitbart or the NRA.
Then finally, they will come for you.
And I just want to add something here, too.
Not only will they censor you on their platforms, you're going to start to see them antagonize servers.
So TommyRobinsononline.com or whatever that website is.
We're going to mention it later on the show.
Sorry for getting it wrong, Tommy.
They're going to attack that server and have him shut it down.
I think they're doing that to the far right.
But you're going to start seeing, I swear to God, you're going to start seeing things like theater tickets, maybe utilities eventually.
Gavin, that's insane.
What are you talking about?
Oh, really?
How about Kale Hartwell, who was falsely accused of rape, and he was at UCB in Philadelphia about six months ago, and the owner came over and told him that his kind isn't wanted there.
Proud boys constantly get kicked out of bars, just got kicked out of a bar in, I believe it was Abbey, the Abbey in Austin, Texas.
I'm not sure.
Joe Bival, we all got kicked out for wearing MAGA hats in a bar in Harlem.
There was a guy suing a bar in New York City for kicking him out for wearing a MAGA hat.
We just had a voter who was refused the right to vote because he had a don't tread on me shirt and they decided it violated their policies.
So again, we sound like we're being hysterical.
We sounded like we were being hysterical about South Africa.
We said they're going to just start stealing the land soon.
That happened and now it's legal to steal a farmer's land.
But anyway, my point is this is not hyperbole.
Never get fooled into thinking these bands are apolitical or they will stop with people who are supposedly beyond the pale, like Richard Spencer.
He goes, Richard Spencer, then it's Baked Alaska, then it's Laura Loomer, then it's Ezra Levant, and then it's Breitbart, and so on and so on.
They just, everyone's slightly to the left, sorry, to the right of center.
And that's because, as we learned from James O'Keefe, when you check these people out, they are radicals.
The head of security at Twitter is a radical Muslim immigrant.
All these people seem to be violators of their H-1B visas with an axe to grind.
And you know the irony of all that, and I've said this before in the show, is it might be that they're conforming.
These immigrants, because on all O'Keefe tapes, it seemed like everyone at these social media companies has an accent.
But these immigrants, I think they sort of go, okay, I want to assimilate.
What's the thing here?
Oh, the thing here is you hate America and you hate Trump and you think everyone's a Nazi.
Done.
Hello.
I hate Trump and I think everyone's a Nazi.
Great.
You've blended in.
So that's a big deal.
This Warski guy that I was talking about before that had the debate.
And, you know, doesn't it say so much about you if you're anti-debate?
Isn't that very telling?
He revealed that his channel, which featured debates from speakers across political spectrum, included classical liberals like Carl Benjamin, Sargon of Akkad, who is a liberal, and members of the alt-right like Jared Taylor.
It was struck with a 90-day ban prohibiting him from hosting further quote-unquote internet blood sports live streams, the bread and butter of his channel.
You know, Steve Bannon warned us about this.
He said, do you think they're going to give it all up without a fight?
No.
And they are fighting back.
They are really censoring us hard.
But the cat's out of the bag.
You can't put the genie back in the bottle.
And it's become clear that red pilling is a lot easier than the left thought.
And, you know, even with this Parkdale shooting, which is brutal, I mean, what is it, 17 people dead?
Children shot in the chest.
Even with that kind of incredible emotional gut reaction you have, we're still seeing all kinds of rational talk about gun control.
And what does the NRA have?
They have Dana Lash.
I was just tweeting this.
We were looking up their contributions.
The Teachers Association donates, it goes like five to ten, ten during election cycles, ten million bucks.
The NRA goes up to five.
Now, here's the major difference, though.
These teachers are obviously in bed with the unions.
You should see my daughter's homework.
It's all about strikes and basically Marxist dialectics.
I wish he had an easier name to say.
Couldn't the communists have a guy named Artie?
But yeah, Marxism is rampant in schools, and that's because these teachers are fed by unions, obviously.
And these unions are controlling our children's minds.
And this starts in pre-K.
I've had my five-year-old tell me that Trump is a jerk and Trump doesn't listen.
Where do you get that from?
Pre-K, all the up through grade school, and then obviously in college, that's when the indoctrination comes to the point where they invent their own language, and we've got intersectionality, and Israel is apartheid, and you can kill a baby at the age of two because it's not a sentient being.
I mean, right off the deep end at college.
At college, you're done.
It's not brainwashing now.
That's in Scientology, you'd call it achieving full clarity.
All right, so during this war, we also have, there's a lot of malicious behavior, a lot of vitriol.
There's a lot of incompetence, though, especially amongst women.
These women who say, I don't want kids, I'm going to let my ovaries dry up and replace it with blogging.
And Taylor Lorenz, Taylor Lorenz, she's got a very British face.
She's decided to dox Pamela Geller's kids.
Pamela Geller's kids, I discovered them on my own, by the way.
They've got a funny, silly, vapid, on-purpose show called Morning Breath, where two sisters, yeah, you can watch it.
It's pleasant.
I like it a lot.
It's so unannoying liberal.
It's just like, let's just be girls and be goofy.
Play it.
Good morning, everybody.
Good morning, everyone.
Welcome to The Morning Breath.
Good morning.
Good morning.
I'm Claudia Ashray, girl with no job.
And I'm Jackie Ashray, Jackie Oproblems.
The morning breath.
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All right, you get the idea.
You're probably much more sexist than me, and that annoys you.
But those are young girls.
That's how young girls should behave.
I'd way rather have that than Charlie's throne being a badass, kicking the crap out of 10 green berets.
Anyway, these fun girls who are apolitical and say things like, I think a quintessential tweet for this chubby one is, the fact that I have a bigger wardrobe for pajamas and sleeping gear than I have for going out says a lot about me.
Gotcha.
Great.
Everything is clear there.
Apolitical.
Their mother, on the other hand, was traumatized by 9-11, as was I. And she's on a crusade.
And she had a Muhammad drawing cartoon contest in, where was it, Garland, Texas.
And two men showed up to murder her.
The police, the police knew about this guy.
One of them was already an FBI suspect.
They're monitoring him.
I guess they monitored him on his way to go kill Pamela Geller.
So Pamela Geller's own security shoots them before they can even get near the building.
And these guys are who is out to get the Gellers.
And this woman, Taylor Lorenz, Taylor Lorenz, has just doxed them, just said, hey, Fawn time.
Hey, what did she say?
OMG, you guys.
I was mentioned on the Daily Base newsletter twice.
I'm having a seizure.
This is what success looks like.
Can you believe this?
It's really, these girls now need round-the-clock security.
How is that funny?
How is that a game?
These women don't understand the gravity of the situation.
And this is the problem with the left in general.
Like when Antifa, these fat lesbians with Antifa, show up with baseball bats at a rally in their shields.
And you go, just, you know, baseball bat, you're going to permanently brain damage the guy.
You're down, you're up there with bikers now.
You're doing biker-level violence, which is fine if that's what you want to do.
But you're basically in the Mongols now.
You're just below MS-13.
I'm not disparaging the Mongols, by the way.
I'm just saying they tend to be a little more classic with their violence.
So the poor girl gets on.
Do you have her apology?
Yeah, she apologized.
She's crying now, saying that she had a tweet many years ago where she said, when she was 16, where she said, uh-oh, I'm funding terrorism by paying for this cab.
Silly throwaway joke.
Here she is years later, having to cry.
These jihadists tried to kill her mother, and she's in tears apologizing for an Islamophobic tweet that happened many years ago.
Just play it.
Hi, guys.
Obviously, need to address a lot of what happened today.
But first and foremost, I just need to apologize.
Some news was broke this morning about who my mom is, and then some really disgusting, vile, stupid tweets of mine, you know, resurfaced.
I need to just come right out and say how sorry I am.
It's not cool.
It's not funny.
I was a dumb kid.
I was 16.
I thought I was being funny.
You see that kind of self-hatred we have?
You can have jihadists want to kill your mother, and your first takeaway is, I made a rude joke two years ago.
That disturbs me.
And you'll notice this with the South Africans, too.
They're petrified of coming across as racist.
You'll notice this with Israelis.
They're petrified of sounding Islamophobic, and they're really sorry about the wall.
There's just something about Westerners where there's this really pungent ethnomasochism.
But the real takeaway here is that the left enjoys death.
They don't care if we die.
They don't want us silenced.
They want us dead.
And I used to think that sounded crazy.
Ann Coulter first started saying it many years ago, and I thought it was silly, but I'm realizing more and more it's true.
And I had a friend pass away recently, Matt, he had accompanied me to many rallies.
Actually, you know what's funny?
I went to an anti-Sharia thing that Pamela Geller put on where she was surrounded by security, of course.
Tons of Hasidic Jews there, by the way, because they're concerned about the Islamification of America.
And Matt was standing in front of me.
I didn't even know Matt that well back then.
And his first thing to do was to stand in front of me the whole time with Antifa screaming at us, ready to throw down if I ever get attacked.
So he passed away.
I don't want to give away details, but it looks like it was opioid-related, like everyone, every young man dying these days.
So his mother, we set up a fundraiser for him.
We would get like $4,000 together instantly because everyone loved Matt.
He was an awesome guy.
I think he might have been gay.
I'm not sure.
So we raised all this money, and then all of these lefties, all these liberals start commenting on the funerals page and on Facebook saying, die, white supremacists, so glad you're dead.
There's the picture.
That's at Pamela Geller's Sharia thing.
That's Matt in the foreground.
Very iconic picture.
Someone was snapping AP photos so much that I made a funny face after like the 50th one.
And that's when they use anyway.
Way to talk about yourself, Gavin, when you're talking about your friend's death, you pig.
And so they started saying like RIP nerd and calling him a Nazi.
Now his mother knows he's not a Nazi, but didn't understand what the hell's going on.
And they keep harassing her, harassing her.
And she goes, I'm just going to, I can't take this.
I'm already suffering so much.
I'm going to cancel the funeral.
I'm going to cancel the whole concept of funeral.
I'm going to scatter his ashes.
So she's changed the whole idea now.
And his friends and his family are going, please, please, can we have the funeral?
She goes, she just stopped answering her phone.
So she's in seclusion now, bawling her eyes out as the left laughs at his cadaver.
And this is not radical freaks.
This is common.
Look at Roger Ailes when he died, making jokes about him before the body was cold.
Really, really disgusting human beings.
And I don't know if there's ever a common ground.
I mean, I often wrestle with that.
Do we work it out?
Do we talk?
We tried talking.
We had dude Worski had his debate page.
We tried building a bridge.
You people are insane.
You don't want to hammer out your ideas.
You want to kill us.
And when we die, on our own accord, you laugh at the body.
Is that someone you can negotiate with?
I don't think so.
I think we have our own, much less serious, South Africa going on.
You know, the South Africans, the Marxist political parties over there have been dancing, literally dancing and singing, kill the boar, shoot him.
Have you got that video, Dave?
I forgot if I included that or not.
Yeah, I got it.
Yeah, here it is.
Check this out.
This is, okay, this should have told the South Africans that they were going to be killed if they didn't get out.
I'm not blaming them for not getting out.
Who can afford to move to a different continent?
But look at this song.
"You are a kid.
You are a kid.
You are a kid." Shoot to kill.
You should to kill, kill on me.
Just the pure.
Just the pure.
All right, that's enough.
*sad music*
No, you're not hallucinating.
That is a politician on stage dancing, saying, shoot to kill, as his backup dancers go like that and say, kill the boar.
Well, I'm going to kill the boring by moving.
No, no, I'm just kidding.
Genocide in South Africa is not boring.
It's fascinating, but it is depressing.
What should we start with?
Let's start with Tommy Robinson, and then we will dive into this submarine guy who has to deal with political correctness.
Seven thousand leagues under the sea.
You're right.
You're what, geese?
Are you mucking about?
Don't muck about.
Check this out.
I'm looking at Tommy Robinson, right?
I'm looking at his media.
You know how in Twitter you've got tweets?
Tweets and replies, media.
Go to media, tons of stuff there.
Basically, all of the pictures he's put up on the media, right?
That's reasonable.
Then you go to tweets and replies.
He's got one thing from John McDonnell and then a few more.
And then it just constantly loads, right?
Perpetually loading.
And then you go to tweets, and we just got that last retweet, and then the little Twitter bird.
That's it.
Something is going on.
I remember Steve Bannon, he said, you didn't think they were going to give it up without a fight, right?
So the gatekeepers, with good conscience, they can't allow this new Nazi party to form using their platform.
So they're going to stop the Nazis.
That's, I think, their mentality.
What the truth is, is they are radical lefties.
They are far-left liberals.
None of them like Trump.
No one at YouTube likes Trump.
No one at Google likes Trump.
No one at Twitter likes Trump.
No one at Instagram likes Trump.
No one at the New York Times likes Trump.
So we've got a very partisan group of people here that have decided that Nazi is basically Trump supporters.
You and me, basically everyone reasonable.
That's a Nazi.
So in the name of fighting these evil men, they are fighting the vast majority of the population.
And this is especially true in Britain.
And it's especially true when you look at Tommy Robinson.
Go put him in Google and look at the news, and you'll be stunned at how he's portrayed.
He's portrayed like this brawling soccer hooligan who's out to kill people.
He's portrayed the way Anjem Chowdhury or real jihadists should be portrayed.
It's upside-downtown over there.
Let's talk to him.
Now, I've been suspended for a week for saying that 90% of criminal convictions for grooming gangs in the UK are Muslim.
They are.
20% are actually called Muhammad, but they are.
So I issued a fact and I've been suspended from it.
It's a hate fact.
Well, this is a build-up.
This has been going on for months, and eventually I'll be completely erased from the internet.
I don't know if you've been watching what's going on over here, Gavin, with the there was a Darren Osborne court case, and in the opening of a court case, this was a man who run Muslims over in his van.
Yes.
In the opening of a court case, the CPS, so the state, opened it saying that I had direct contact with him.
I didn't.
It was a complete lie.
They withdrew it.
He had a PDF of a mass email that he was subscribing to via Rebel from your email.
So he was essentially just reading your stuff.
That's it.
But the way they worded it was that he had direct Twitter messages from me.
So they lied.
And this is all a build-up.
I don't know if you've seen what's happening in the last two days.
A police officer called Mark Rowley, who is the head of counterterrorism, has come out and made an interview saying that I, he talks about ISIS and then rolls straight off the tongue from ISIS to Tommy Robinson's the same.
It's like, come on.
But it's actually, I'm laughing, but it's serious.
It's so serious.
I mean, I'm naive in that I think of Tommy Robinson as basically a moderate.
And then I check the local, the British press, and they're still with the EDL.
They're still with the far-right terrorism.
They're still with this soccer hooligan trope that goes back to the casuals or something.
They're sort of stuck in Hollywood, Britain, and they don't understand what's going on.
It's all about far-right.
And I looked up what you just mentioned there, the head of terrorism and the counter-terrorism.
And the headlines say, Tommy Robinson says he's going to find the head of terrorism, implying that you're going to kill him.
And do you know why I said it?
Because what he's come out and said is, I know with a camera in his face, he cannot defend it.
There is no evidence at all to what he said.
So he says something that gets national headlines that paints me in a very bad light.
Now, just so we know who Mark Rowley is, Mark Rowley was the police officer who was the head of counterterrorism who decided we shouldn't have armed police officers at Westminster.
So when Khaled Massoud rammed a van up Westminster Bridge and murdered an unarmed police officer, that was his decision.
His decision to make him unarmed.
It was also his decision to allow Salwin Abadi to fly in and out of the country, the man that blew up the Manchester concert.
It was also his police officers sat and watched as three of the country's worst jihadis got in a van together and two at they photographed them getting in the van.
One of these men was on the documentary called The Jihadi Next Door.
They then drove that van into London and murdered eight people and injured 49.
And that's hit under his watch.
So these are all his failings, but he wants to blame me.
He wants to blame me.
And it's more than just his watch.
These are his policies.
It's not like it's a coincidence that he happened to be in office.
I think these jihadis couldn't have a better ally than the British police.
Well, he come out within one hour of Muslims mowing people down, of a Muslim man committing a terrorist attack.
He came out on TV and he said, we want to assure the Muslim community, we are stepping up patrols around your mosques.
It's like, hold on.
No, no, no, no.
No, this is not right.
So he'd done that within an hour.
He also refused to go to a conference on Islamist terrorism because he was basically told not to by the Muslim Council of Britain.
This is a man who sings to their tune, who dances to their tune.
And yet he wants to point the blame at me.
And what all this is about, Gavin, is very soon I will be eliminated from the internet.
Well, that's their solution.
Instead of confronting the truth, they just keep hiding the truth to us.
And I'm looking at your, it says see eight new tweets.
I click on that and it goes back to this same Camberwell retweet from John McDonald.
But that's John McDonald, sorry.
But that's it.
I can't see any of your tweets.
And we're seeing this with Alex Jones, with Milo Yiannopoulos.
Yesterday, YouTube banished dozens of conservative YouTubers.
So we're seeing the beginning of the end of social media and anyone who dares stray from the liberal narrative.
Well, in an interview about a year ago, I said, this is the future.
This is now where it's at.
And we had this and we used it.
And Donald Trump used it to win the American people.
And he won the election through social media.
Not next time, because they've cotton on to that.
Governments have cotton onto it.
Big companies have cotton onto it.
They're all coming together to now silence and suppress what we're doing and the ability we have to reach people and reach the public.
And yeah, I laugh about it, but this is scary.
It's bad times.
It's seriously bad times.
And by the way, one other thing, Governor, I love your t-shirt.
Oh, thanks.
Yeah, I got this in London.
It looks lovely, man.
Thanks, Mike.
I got it at a mod store on Kernaby Street, I think.
Anyway, King's Road.
Tommy, thanks for coming on.
We're going to keep in touch with you.
And no matter what the gatekeepers do, we will always be here speaking to you, getting the message out there.
TommyRobinson.online.
That's where I'm telling people to find me now.
Tommy Robinson.online.
Tommy Robinson.online.
Thanks, Tommy.
Cheers, man.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Steve, are you there?
I'm here.
I'm here, Gavin.
I was talking to my brothers at the Knights of Columbus the other day, and I was saying, isn't it funny how you never hear a woman asking to be in sanitation?
And they go, actually, you do.
They had a sanitation in New York because an affirmative action hired some chick who never picked up a garbage bag in her life.
And I realized women have been injected into a lot more areas than I think.
It's not just action movies and the office.
It's submarines.
Now, you work with women, correct?
I do.
I do.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And how's that working out for you?
Well, I got to tell you, Gav, so here's the deal.
You've got a huge gap between, you know, the older generation and the new generation of tradesmen and women, right?
So there's another woman that I work with, and again, she's been in the trade for 30 years.
And she's hilarious, by the way.
Ugly as sin.
Her teeth are rotted out.
Her hair is dry.
She's been blistered by the wind so much in her face, it looks like it's constantly red.
So she made herself ugly by choosing this male pursuit.
Right.
And I guess to that, you sort of say, oh, well, I mean, welcome aboard.
I don't know why you're here, but welcome aboard.
Right, exactly.
Like, listen, if you want to do this, I'm not going to, I'm not, see, I'm not sitting here saying that you can't.
I'm just saying, I mean, okay, if you want to, whatever, but at least, at least you're being true to yourself, and you're not asking me.
You're not asking me to change, and you're not asking the environment in which you decided to come into to change.
Now, the problem that I have is with a lot of these young ladies now is they're coming in with all these affirmative action hires and everything else, and it's like they expect us men to change the way that we speak to one another, the way that we act around one another, you know, to help make them feel more comfortable.
But it's like, you know, I didn't ask you to come here.
Nobody asked you to come here.
You want to be here, you want to feel tough and everything, then fine, but you got to be able to roll with it, man.
I mean, I got into an argument with a fella at work two weeks ago.
I was at lunch.
A fucking guy and his girlfriend sit down at my lunch table.
By the way, there's no like assigned seating, but I think we've all been to high school, right?
You know where you sit every day, okay?
So I'm at this lunch table where all my buddies sit, and I get to lunch a little bit late, and this guy and this girl are here.
I know who they are, by the way.
I know where they sit every day, and the seats that they usually sit on are empty.
So I'm wondering, why the f ⁇ ?
Why the f ⁇ are they here?
Okay, whatever, no problem.
So I kneel down, actually.
I kneel down on the side of the table with my buddies instead of taking a seat.
It's kind of like a little f ⁇ you to them.
And I'm just, I start talking to the fellows, and a buddy of mine shows me a video of some guy bending over with his nut sack hanging out, and some other guy punching it like a speed bag.
And it's just fucking funny.
So I said to him, you know, I said, look at this fucking guy who's getting his nuts pummeled.
And this fucking cuck loser with this fat, snaggle-toothed, ugly girlfriend is sitting at the table.
And he looks at me like this, and he goes, dude, dude, are you serious?
Are you serious?
And it was almost like he wasn't actually offended, but he had to be offended for his girlfriend because she was offended.
It was weird, man.
Why is a couple on the submarine in the first place?
Why are there two?
You don't have a woman on a boat, but you don't have a girlfriend on a boat, that's for sure.
Oh, dude, you have no idea.
We've got bosses that are hooking up with each other.
It's a distraction and it's a nightmare.
And I feel like, you know, if you want to be professional, be professional.
But stop trying to bring all this fucking stupid femininity bullshit into the workplace because now you're getting the guys all riled up.
Like, I have no doubt that if that girl wasn't there, he would have laughed at the joke.
In fact, I think he probably found the joke funny anyway, but he had to pretend.
He had to fucking feign, you know, anger for the fucking girl because otherwise it's like, you know, she's mad at him and she's the one that's sucking his dick at night.
So it's like she had no business.
But wait a minute.
To be on those subs, especially steam feders and stuff, you're dealing with thousands of pounds of pressure.
Something could just fly off.
A bolt could go through your forehead.
It's a dangerous environment.
And I'm sure, like cops, riffing and joking helps alleviate the tension.
So yeah, that's another thing I wanted to touch on, right?
So first of all, I have to say that I'm probably one of the most crass guys on the shipyard.
I mean, I'm known for it, really.
Like, the fellas know I'm the guy that says the most vulgar, deranged shit.
I mean, I go off the deep end, but it's fun, man.
You want to see how far you can push each other, you know?
So, you know, for example, we had an incident on the boat a couple months ago, and it was a pretty dangerous situation.
And it called for evacuation.
And it's a high-stress environment, man.
I mean, guys, we've had, what, almost two dozen injuries since January.
And half of which, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Two dozen injuries since January.
That's what?
That's barely three weeks.
Right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Since the beginning of the year, we've had two dozen guys, and half of them have lost work, which means they've had to stop working to recover from the injury that they sustained while on the job.
So it's like, guys get hurt every day.
I myself, I had an argon scare last year.
There was argon spilling out of an area, which argon is an inert gas.
You can't smell it, you can't taste it.
And basically, you breathe it in and you die.
There's no way to save you.
You just die.
Why are we using that?
Let's use a different gas.
Right.
Well, because it helps to purge the pipes.
I can't really get into it, but basically it's something that we use.
And, you know, it was leaking, and, you know, I could have gotten really seriously injured and hurt.
So, you know, because I'm in this environment, because we're in this environment, men, like I'm sure you know, we like to joke around and alleviate some of the stress.
It's a matter of survival.
Look, we're running out of time here.
Let's end it with some mathematical breakdowns.
Okay, good.
About how many people are working on a boat, a sub?
Oh, f ⁇ , I'd say at least 500, minimum.
500.
Out of that 500, how many of them are real men who like to joke around that are cool and fun guys?
Okay, I'd say 340.
Whoa, that's a lot of chicks.
Oh, sorry, sorry, right.
That's good.
So how many cucks out of 500?
Say, you know, 100.
100?
Yeah.
I thought we were talking about five.
No, no, man.
They're f ⁇ ing, but they're not that small of a minority.
No.
That's 20%.
Yeah, yeah.
So we got 340, good guys, 100 cucks.
We're at 440 now, so we got 60 women left, right?
That's right, yeah.
And out of those women, how many are the cool snaggle-tooth fat bulldykes with the pink skin?
So the thing is, they're fucking retiring, so probably only about maybe 15 of them, maybe, because they're all done now.
They're almost done with their careers.
They've been in here for 40 years.
They're 60-something years old.
They want to leave.
And the rest are these new chicks.
And the new chicks, I would say maybe a couple of them, like the one I mentioned before, are at least okay with fucking the environment that they're in.
But the rest of them are all just f ⁇ ing, you know, they're women.
For f ⁇ 's sake, they're fragile, man.
So 35 annoying broads.
Two of them are cool.
That's down to 33.
So we got 33 women with an axe to grind who are fragile and you can't joke around and you're doing dangerous work, second-guessing yourself every time you want to relieve the tension.
Not to make the case, well, then you get a lot of gay guys, too, that are all fucking.
I know one guy, he's gotten three guys sent up the hill already getting them in trouble.
I mean, so you have to be careful of that, too, now.
So, you don't want to offend women, and you don't want to offend gay people.
So, that's like half your jokes.
There's no gay jokes, and there's no woman jokes.
It's like nothing else.
I'm out of jokes.
Yeah, right, right.
I'm out of jokes.
That's amazing.
Well, that's a worrying thing.
I mean, this is hard work.
How do all these pussies survive?
I don't know.
I don't know, man.
You know, they don't actually do much, to be honest with you.
They kind of just sit around and take advantage of the fact that, you know, there are other people doing the work.
And they just, and it's such a big facility.
They've hired so many people that a lot of people just don't do anything.
And they're waiting for, you know, the next paid contract or whatever.
But there are a lot of losers, man.
And it sucks because I try to red pill them, Gap.
I really try, man.
You know, like, I just finished Jordan Peterson's new book, you know, the 12 Rules of Life or whatever.
Right.
Awesome book.
And so I'm trying to talk to the fellas about that and talk to different guys about that.
And, you know, with this latest shooting, it's not about guns, it's about our culture and talk about it.
And I immediately can tell which guy is a cuck and which one's not because they'll fucking you can see the fire in their eyes, you know?
The minute you fucking say AR-15, it's like, oh my God, AR-15.
Yeah, AR-15, that's a gun that just sprays bullets, right, when you touch the trigger.
Well, my buddy was shooting his AK last weekend, and he's got it at a semi-automatic.
So he's showing a guy, and the guy looks over his shoulder and looks at it.
By the way, these people are seeking out to get people in trouble.
That's the thing, too.
They are waiting to pounce on anything to get somebody in trouble.
They just want to be offended.
Why?
I don't even know.
Is it better for your career?
Are you less likely to be fired if you sent a few people to HR?
Right.
I don't know.
I would say that, well, actually, if you openly say I'm part of this minority or I support this or whatever, then yeah, I guess you could make a case.
So if they tried to let you or release you or fire, you could say, what do you mean?
Is it because I'm gay?
Or is it because, you know?
So they've got that that they can use, I suppose.
You know, never mind me.
I got children and a wife and, you know, bills to pay, but I guess it's like I offended somebody.
So, you know.
But so this kid looks at this video of my buddy shooting his AK, and he's like, you know, that's a fully automatic human.
How did you get that?
And my buddy says, actually, it's a semi-automatic AK-47.
Everywhere, dummy.
Just retards, man.
Full of retards.
That's beautiful.
Yeah.
Steve, thank you for coming on the show.
It's nice to know that people in the office aren't the only ones that have to deal with these cs.
Yeah, we're out here, man.
We're out here going strong.
And hopefully, like I said, I bred two wonderful boys.
So hopefully the next generation we can bring them up right.
Well, the good news is these social justice warriors aren't breeding.
They're so pro-choice, they're killing all their options of the future.
So good.
Right.
And in 20 years, they should be almost completely eradicated.
Yeah, our kids won't have to deal with them.
All right, buddy, thanks for coming on.
Thanks, Gav.
Have a good one.
Cheers.
Michael Rappaport, I love him and hate him.
Sometimes he gets on my nerves.
The whole like, I'm from Brooklyn, yo.
What are you going to do, you pussy?
It gets a little pedantic at times, a little tedious.
But it certainly comes in handy when you're in, I guess, business class and a bald, slightly Persian-looking gentleman starts beating his meat, starts masturbating on the plane.
Now, I think in today's timid kind of America, our fear of confrontation, most people would just sort of go, oh my God, I think that guy was touching his area.
And this, by the way, you're about to see it.
This isn't someone fumbling in their pants.
This is chronic masturbating going on in a public place.
Now, I'm sorry, Dave, you're going to have to bleep about a thousand bad words because that's 50% of Rappapur's vocabulary.
But go full screen on this and pay very close attention to the beginning.
And you'll see what porn is doing to our culture.
Oh, what the f ⁇ are you doing?
I'm trying to get some f ⁇ .
Hey!
Oh, what the f ⁇ are you doing?
You cops!
It's just cops suckers beating this fucking meat.
Oh, you crazy cop sucker!
You!
You motherfucker, you, you're beating your fucking me!
I see you choking your fucking chicken, you bald cat sucker!
You!
Alright, that's enough.
Four eyes!
Four eyes!
This goes on and on.
Four eyes, I love that.
That's such a 70s insult.
You see, you need guys like Rappaport.
You need New Yorkers.
You need people.
You need Larry Davids.
You need people screaming, hey, you're a pig parker.
That's not how you park a car.
Stop censoring us.
Stop censoring the Archie bunkers of the world, or you're going to have nothing but wankers.
And then when you scream that you need help, we're going to stay there, stay back home and say, as long as my air is fine, I'm good.
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