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Feb. 5, 2018 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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Hello, I'm Gavin McInnes.
Today is a very special episode.
You see, I'm in Washington, D.C. at the CR-TV headquarters, and I'm here because I'm recording a pilot for a new show that will probably get canned.
Most of my pilots get canned.
I think I've done about 30 for the garbage.
So the next two Fridays, I'm going to try out this new show, and we'll see if it takes.
It's called CR-TV Tonight with Gavin McInnes.
I've got on Roaming Millennial, Chadwick Moore, Bill Schultz, some big muscly guy probably, and Jack Murphy, who was suing Antifa for getting him fired from the charter schools.
They saw him in a picture with Richard Spencer and decided he was racist and got him fired, because that's the way things work these days.
And he's going to make an example out of them.
So that'll be exciting.
But today, I'm not in my New York studio.
I'm in D.C., so I'm just going to go through this video because it summarizes what I'm about and what I think this show is about.
And I wanted a chance to sort of really focus on something because on my show, usually I've got like 57 news items and I never really get to go in depth.
And I could do it on the podcast, but this is a video, obviously.
So we want to break it down piece by piece because it really summarizes the trouble with diversity and the problem with the lack of Western chauvinism.
Is America the best?
It's a given.
The only time lefties can come up with a better country, they come up with a more white country and they end up sounding like white supremacists, like Bernie Sanders talks about Norway and Finland.
And by the way, those countries suck.
Northern Europe accrued its money before it was socialist.
And since it's become socialist, it blows.
And their obsession with diversity is bringing in a bunch of rapist refugees that are totally changing not just the demographics of all those countries, but the crime stats too.
So Northern Europe's nothing to write home about.
America is the best.
Canada's pretty good.
England and Australia are also awesome.
But out of all the Western countries, America is the best.
I like New York the best, even though I hate it, but I love to hate.
Hate is a beautiful emotion, by the way.
I don't know why we're so anti-hate.
It's just a little love in reverse.
What do you think you're doing when you watch wrestling and boxing?
You're enjoying hate.
Anyway, this video is by this guy who calls himself Nas, not the rapper, but he's got some dumb foreign name that's too hard to say, so he reduces it to three letters.
And he is a Muslim from Israel, which is a pet peeve of mine.
I am more Zionist than most Israelis.
And when I was in Israel, I was angered by their tolerance.
I didn't like the fact that Muslims live in Israel.
What is going on with that?
You're at war with Islam.
You had to build a wall to fight terrorism.
A wall, by the way, that worked beautifully.
Terrorism in Israel went down to 0% after that wall.
It really is a work of art.
And I went on a tour with it.
The guy who made it took us on.
His name was Taz or something.
And he says, you know, people say, why is this part of the wall so ugly?
And I'm like, dude, dude, dude, this part of the wall, he's talking about the 5% that's a giant cement.
Most of it is just a steel fence.
That's a smart fence that tells you when someone's near it.
Then they go get the guy.
But the cement part, he goes, it's nine meters tall.
And he goes, people wonder why it's so ugly.
I go, dude, it's a work of art.
It's a beautiful testament to engineering and design.
I'm in love with it.
It's very Bauhaus.
But the Muslim community in Israel complains all the time.
They say that their roads aren't as nice as the Jewish roads and they don't get enough public services.
And you go, why don't you just go live in Palestine then?
They've got a real weird attitude.
And they'll get attacked by a terrorist somewhere in Gaza.
And the Israeli medics will work on the terrorist.
And I go, don't do that.
And you know what people say when they see that too?
They go, that's proof that ISIS was created by Israel.
You see?
Because they work on them when they're hit because it's their little soldiers.
And I go, okay, how about you stop working on them?
We could kill that rumor and that terrorist with one stone.
You know, I remember when I was there, there was a Christian guy.
And think of Christians over there as Arabs.
I mean, they all hate Israel.
And he was complaining about the wall, and he says, the international community has told them to take down this wall, and they don't listen.
And I'm like, the international community, like what, Mugabe?
A bunch of Saudi sheiks?
A bunch of leaders of shithole countries are telling Israel what to do?
Yeah, I don't like the international community.
I have a tattoo that says FTW and I mean it with passion.
Screw the rest of the world.
Every time I see a global catastrophe like a mudslide, I just go, well, don't care about the international community.
Anyway, so this guy was bitching about it, and then we had lunch that day, and he's showing me, you know, dads, we show pictures of our kids.
It's like the universal way to bore people.
And he's showing me his beautiful daughter, little angel, a little gift from God.
She's three years old.
And she goes, yes, she had a very bad problem with her heart.
She had had to have heart surgery when she was baby.
And now she's fine.
Now she's good.
I think she had like some wires or some oxygen or something among the pictures.
I went, oh, what happened there?
And he explained it to me that she had basically a heart transplant when she was less than one.
Where do you think that happened?
It happened in Israel.
This guy's a tour guide.
He's lower middle class.
Can you name me another Arab country, anywhere in the Middle East, where a lower middle class guy can get a heart transplant for his baby girl?
And you're still complaining?
The moral of the story, what I garnered from Israel is people are always going to bitch and whine.
They're going to complain about a wall, which is proof, by the way, that they want to come in here.
Your neighbor doesn't get mad if you have a fancy door with extra deadbolts.
He doesn't want to break into your house.
People get mad at a wall.
They want to go through that area.
And I think the takeaway I got from Israel was you need tough love and you need to stop apologizing because the more you apologize, the more you capitulate, the more people complain.
Don't give them an inch.
They'll take a mile.
Anyway, that's a long tangent to introduce my prejudice towards this guy.
Muslim Israelis, they just smell like ingrates to me.
I don't know.
I just, something's off.
Unless they're brutally apologetic.
And I did meet, I should say, I did meet a couple Muslim Israelis who said, yeah, I don't want to live in Palestine.
I don't want to live under Israeli rule.
So if they're constantly saying thank you, I get it.
But imagine like Germans living in, well, Israel didn't exist in 1945, but like it's Nazis living in a Jewish state.
It's people that you're at war with.
They should be in internment camps.
Anyway, so this guy is that.
And he was a high-tech dude, an immigrant who, you know, he's got a pretty good accent.
So I appreciate that.
But he's an immigrant to the Silicon Valley.
He's working in tech.
And he goes, screw it.
I'm going to make a video a day.
Which, again, you're welcome.
You can come to this country on your H-1B or whatever.
And the next thing you know, you're traveling the world making a video a day and making tons of money.
So yes, America is the best, clearly.
Your video, your entire career, is proof of that.
My career is proof of that.
All right, without further to do, as the illiterates say, let's start this video.
The United States is the best country in the world in terms of economy, opportunity, military, and technology.
It's the country I love the most and the one I want to live and die in.
And it's the country.
Good.
Keep going.
I'm just saying good to him.
See, everybody looks for leadership.
But in our fascination with the American dream, we forget that the U.S. has gotten a lot of things wrong.
And countries, like even developing ones, have managed to get some of them right.
That's why I went on a mission around the world to Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Rwanda, Japan, and South Africa to show the things.
Stop.
This is the kind of thing that looks good on paper.
You say to your editor, I want to go to different countries, especially after Trump says shithole.
I want to go to some terrible countries and show people the good in them, and then they can learn that all the countries in the world are good.
America might be the best, but they're also great.
Okay, that's good.
We're going to give you money for that.
That sounds wonderful.
Can you make most of them African?
Yes, no problem.
I will go to Rwanda.
Three of the four countries he's going to are in Africa.
Rwanda, where a million people died with the Hutsis and the Tutsis and the Zulus and the Hulus.
Oh, it must have been my fault.
Brutal tribal warfare that had nothing to do with colonization, just for the record.
Africa sucked before we went there.
It sucked when we were there, and it sucks since we left.
So you don't get to blame the Hutsis and the Tutsis on me.
That's your crazy tribalism.
Zim Babwe.
This is where the Rhodesian white farmers are being massacred.
Lauren Southern's documentary on this subject of the white farmers being killed in South Africa is not for the weak of heart.
It is brutal.
And I know Lauren well, and I've seen footage.
There's stuff she doesn't know how to show.
There's cannibalism going on.
She has footage of actual cannibalism.
And she goes, what do I do with this?
You can't blur parts out.
I can't put it on YouTube.
I'll be banned.
I guess I can put it on Live League and tell people, you know, with 10 warnings, here's the worst thing you're ever going to see.
I saw the picture and it's burned into my brain.
I can't get it out.
I wish I hadn't seen it.
So that's South Africa.
Mugabe is a mentally ill, brutal dictator who I have to get on the show, by the way.
Wouldn't that be a trip just to get Mugabe on?
And not question him, like not interrogate him or he's going to hang up, but just pretend that he's a good guy.
I could explain the context in the intro and the outro, but in the actual interview, just go, tell me more about your repatriation plans.
And that's exactly what it is.
In South Africa today, the government, not just thugs, not just gang members, the government has decided that all the land that whites own has to go back to black people.
And not to black farmers or anything.
When they get the farms, they just rot.
The tobacco plants die.
They just murder them, rape them, torture them with drills, burn them alive.
Unbelievably horrific acts.
And I think one reason that the mainstream media isn't reporting on it is because you don't want to show that on TV.
I don't think Americans could stomach what's going on in South Africa.
The fact that he's going there to tell us how great it is.
So we got Rwanda, South Africa, Zimbabwe.
I mean, South Africa and Zimbabwe are basically the same to me.
There's about to be a huge civil war in South Africa within the next five years.
Everyone is armed to the teeth.
It's going to go down, and it's not going to be pretty.
It's going to be exactly like the Boers of the late 1800s reconquering their land and being stabbed and murdered in the process.
It's going to be really, really dark.
Katie Hopkins is there now reporting on it.
Shocking stuff.
We don't have anything to learn from South Africa.
Unless you're a rapist, there's nothing that you can glean from South Africa besides what not to do.
And then Japan.
I have gone all over the world to three African countries and of course Japan, Tokyo, to learn how America could be better.
Could you have a more vast array of places than Africa and Japan?
Now, when we get to Japan, by the way, he talks about how he doesn't have to worry about terrorism in Japan.
Why would that be?
Why is there no Islamic terrorism in Japan, yet so much in London, England?
I wonder what that could possibly be.
All right, so now they're going to go to these terrible countries to tell us all the things they got right.
Let's get started.
They got right while the U.S. still gets wrong.
And the journey starts in the underdeveloped country of Zimbabwe.
Zimbabwe.
Zimbabwe is the worst place on earth.
Go ahead.
I ran out of cash.
I went to all these banks to get cash, and there is none left.
The ATMs are not even working.
Here in Zimbabwe, the government screwed up the economy.
Oh, yeah.
But the people found a way around it.
Can you just pause it?
They screwed up.
Oh, cute.
I'm on a phone.
Yeah, they screwed up the economy.
Mugabe ruined the economy.
Do you know how much a cheeseburger costs in Zimbabwean dollars?
The last time I checked, which was a couple years ago, so maybe it's even more now, it was 13 million Zimbabwean dollars.
You get similar prices for long-distance calls.
I believe they have a $10 million note in Zimbabwe.
You literally need a wheelbarrow to carry around the money you would need to go buy bread and other bare necessities.
So these losers are forced to use cell phones as money.
I mean, he goes there and the ATMs don't work and he goes, this is a place where America could learn from.
If America ever gets to the point where there's no ATMs and we can't use our own paper money, we're done.
Go ahead.
Your phone.
This is my new wallet with e-cash and it works better than my old one.
You can pay for parking with your phone.
Street vendors with your phone.
Highway vendors with your phone.
Do you take Echo Cash?
Yes, I can.
And even the homeless, I help with my phone.
That's incredible.
Good idea thank you.
Got it.
Bank-to-bank transfers here happen in a second.
Cash is no longer king.
In New York or even Japan, cash is still king.
And bank transfers take days.
In this underdeveloped country, yes, bank transfers do take a lot of time.
That bugs the crap out of me, too.
It's just a button bank.
But besides that, we can use PayPal.
We can have Apple pay.
There's a million ways to pay with your phone.
There's a million ways to pay with a card.
There's a million ways to pay with cash.
We have all of those options available to us.
These guys are so desperate, they're forced to feed on our scraps.
Cell phone technology is our thing.
I think it was invented in most of the pioneering was, what, Ericsson in Northern Europe and Israel made huge strides with cell phone technology.
So these guys get our amazing inventions and they're forced to make do with it by making it into their money where they text each other cash.
That's something I have to learn from?
That's like someone makes shoes out of a soda pop bottle and some duct tape and they go, we can learn from these people.
Those shoes only cost zero dollars because he found the duct tape and the plastic bottles and now he has shoes.
Nike Airs in America or Jeezy's can cost hundreds of dollars.
We have soda pop shoes in America.
I mean in South Africa.
Isn't that great?
No, that's pathetic.
Go ahead, losers.
Collapsed economy and a dysfunctional government.
There are still dysfunctional developed nations.
This wallet is amazing.
We've seen such a thing.
The U.S. spends a lot of money on security, and it should.
But it can still be a dangerous place sometimes.
Gangs, crime, and mass shootings.
Building a secure and safe community.
We have a murder day in New York.
More than that in Chicago.
You ask the left why that is.
They say it's guns.
We need to make guns illegal.
All those deaths are from illegal guns.
There's not a lot of hunting rifles used by bloods and crips and DDP, Dominicans don't play, and all the gangs in the south side of Chicago.
New York's weird.
We have tons of bloods.
We have like eight Crips and they have to fight all these bloods.
You're a very brave gang member if you wear a blue bandana over in New York.
But anyway, why does this happen?
I believe that it's from the shattering of the black family.
In America, we have incentivized single moms.
So we have told black women, we will give you money if you get rid of that guy.
Okay, he's gone.
So these kids grow up fatherless, aimless, unemployed.
Idle hands lead to drugs.
Drugs lead to gangs.
Gangs lead to deaths.
So I blame welfare for the crime rate.
Racists blame blacks.
But blacks committed crimes about the same as the white population back before welfare, before welfare became king.
Welfare has obviously been around since the 50s and 60s, but it really blossomed as a lifestyle in the 80s.
And that's when we've seen this crime spike.
So that's why there's so much violence and crime in America.
We also have a burgeoning terrorism issue.
It's just started.
It's not a big deal yet.
We've only got a few Fort Hoods and San Bernardino.
Of course, with September 11th, the statistics always start on September 12th.
You'll notice the left does that.
And they always say domestic terrorism and white supremacists are the ones doing all the terrorism here.
Those stats are all lies.
They'll find some racist who shot his racist friend and call it white supremacist terrorism.
And they'll call it an incident.
San Bernardino or the Pulse Nightclub, they'll also count as one incident.
Sorry, guys, you have to include the dead bodies in your incidents.
Anyway, we've got a terrorism problem, and that has to do with two things.
One, letting in tons of Muslims.
And two, we have this Marxist culture with teachers telling our students that America sucks and America's evil.
And as Michael Moore says, it was built on genocide on the backs of slavery.
And then he adds in and treating women like second-class citizens.
I don't know what the hell he's talking about with that third one.
I think he just wanted it to be in threes.
So he had to throw sexism in there.
And I think what happens is we almost encourage jihadists.
We almost encourage terrorism by telling someone like the Saarnev brothers that America sucks.
So those kids grew up playing air guitar, listening to Van Halen, lifting weights, being normal kids.
And then after years and years of America sucks, America sucks, America sucks, America sucks in school, they go back to Chechnya or Georgia or wherever they're from, and their radical uncles go, yes, America sucks.
You should become terrorists.
And they go, done.
So I think our teachers Have a lot to blame besides just our open border policies and this ridiculous chain migration.
So that is why we have crime and death in America.
It is communists' fault.
But let's hear Nas's idiotic take.
It's a tough task, but to see a safe, secure country in real life, for that, you have to go outside of the United States to Japan.
Hi, I'm Nas.
No, you're not, Paul.
Hi, I'm not.
Today's video is not about how beautiful Japanese is.
Are Middle Easterners capable of comedy?
Have you ever heard of a funny Israeli comedian?
I don't think they get jokes.
That was the stupidest joke I've ever seen.
It's not even in the genre of funny.
Yeah.
Hi, I'm Jennifer.
I am not Jennifer.
My name is Gavin.
Even if you said that to a three-year-old, he'd just go, I don't, how is that funny?
Anyway, look at this beautiful country.
By the way, isn't it the elephant in the room when we talk about how we ruined this policy and colonization ruined that and white people responsible for this degradation in other countries in the world?
And then you look at Hiroshima and Nagasaki, which we obliterated.
Not only did we turn them to glass, but you talk to someone who lives near those areas, you'll be in the waiting room in Japan and a guy will just have a hand the size of a baby, meaning giant, not a baby hand, but he'll just have like a huge finger.
They had all kinds of weird tumors and weird birth defects for years and years after World War II.
But you look at Hiroshima and Nagasaki today, it looks like the Jetsons.
It is spellbindingly gorgeous.
Anyway, the Japanese are just better than us.
Let's cut the crap.
But let's see this country that has zero immigration and maybe seven Muslims in it.
Pastoral.
It's actually about how safe this goddamn place is.
It's so safe in Tokyo that if you put your $1,200 drone bag in the middle of the street, no one will touch it.
In other countries, people think this bag will either get them super rich or bombed to death by someone that looks like me.
Look at that weird laugh.
I have a feeling I would hate this guy.
That's why I did this video.
That's why I want to talk about this video today.
Because of the willful ignorance of the left and the total blindness that these millennial buffoons have.
You don't see the irony of this, Nas?
You don't see how bizarre it is to be in a country with no Muslims and then say, hey, people sometimes would think that this would be a bomb that would blow them up.
Yeah, in Israel, for example, if they saw a backpack sitting there, they would freak out.
You know why?
Because they have lots of terrorism.
You know why?
Because they have lots of Muslims.
Anywhere that there's lots of Muslims, people are scared of a backpack.
You're in a country right now with zero Muslims, no immigration, and people aren't scared of terrorism.
Ergo, Muslims equal terrorism.
You, my friend, equal terrorism.
So what is with this awkward giggle?
It's the willful blindness of the left.
Millennials, of course, are mostly liberals and they're the masters at this.
And that's why this video exists.
So we can sit there and pretend that Africa totally rocks and for some bizarre reason, I don't know what it could possibly be, Japan has no crime.
Let's talk to their police force.
It must be good policing, right?
Is that why you don't have to worry about terrorist attacks in Tokyo?
All right, go ahead and play it.
I'm sorry, it's just the way it is.
Yeah.
It's so safe in Tokyo that you can just leave your bike unattended, leave your phone unattended, and even put your money unattended in the middle of the street, and no one will give a shit.
Maybe that was a little bit of an exaggeration.
Will I ever get robbed here?
Probably.
But crime is one less thing to think about here in Tokyo.
That's one minute.
See you tomorrow.
Imagine if you read this in a high school essay.
Just be with your red pen yourself.
Next up, women.
They're oftentimes underrepresented in countries around the world.
In the U.S., the Senate is 20% women, while women are half the population.
Next up, you know why the Senate is 20% women?
Because it's a luxury we can afford as a Western nation.
Most women are happier at home, so when you're in an affluent society, you tend to have women at home enjoying themselves because they can afford it.
In crappy countries, women have to work because everyone is starving to death.
Go ahead.
In the African country of Rwanda, that percentage the highest where there was genocide is not about sad.
I'm sorry to laugh, but look at this guy's eyes.
Can you imagine the horror this man has seen?
Can you imagine the darkness, the horrific memories that go on in here?
Rwanda?
Rwanda!
The name!
When people say it, you want to cry because you feel so bad about the million people that were slaughtered in unthinkable ways for absolutely no reason.
I mean, I think it's disingenuous to call it ethnic cleansing, to call it ethnic genocide, because I'm sure if you took the DNA of a Hutsi and a Tutsi and a Hulu and a Zulu, it would look exactly the same.
So it was just based on your tribe.
What is this?
A quarter of a million years ago?
What were you guys doing?
But yeah, let's go to Rwanda for tips.
Is this, are we going there to learn how to kill Zulus?
Go ahead.
History of Rwanda.
Yeah, let's ignore it.
It's actually about how Rwandans bounce back from tragedy.
Only 23 years ago, over 1 million people died and 300,000 women were raped when the Hutu attacked the Tsi.
And now?
There is no more Hutu or Tutsi.
There is just Rwandan.
Women are on the rise.
In terms of women, doing better than the U.S. There's even a woman minister of justice.
I bet after World War II, there was lots of women working in positions of poverty.
Tcon makes software for police.
Two, just pause.
Can you imagine the NYPD going to Rwanda to ask for some tips on their thief-catching technology?
Rwanda is mostly women now because they are still recovering from the worst slaughter in the past century in Africa.
I didn't know about the 100,000 rapes.
100,000 rapes?
It must have just been non-stop rape the entire battle.
Jesus Lord, I'm not going to that country to get some tips about their pathetic technology.
What is she doing?
Catching water thieves.
Isn't that amazing, by the way?
Water thieves.
Hey, America, do you need help catching any water thieves?
No, we have tons and tons of water.
You don't have to steal it.
Wherever you are in America, if you're in any kind of a city or any kind of a dwelling, you're usually about 10 feet from a tap.
You can just go shh.
So we don't need help catching water thieves.
Water thieves.
I've never said those words before in my life.
Meanwhile, by the way, Cape Town is, I believe, days away from zero water.
If you look at any of their social media, it's all about how you can use the same bucket that you wash in to pour into the toilet to help flush it.
And then you can also get that water and use it to brush your horse's teeth because it's obviously going to have a lot of bacteria, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
The most you can do with one shot of water.
You know what I do in America with one shot of water?
Throw it away.
I don't like that.
I'll have a glass.
I'll pour some water from the tap and for no reason, what, I think there's going to be rust in it, I'll pour that out and then refill it again.
No reason.
I just, it seems like a fraction of a percent cleaner.
So I'll just pssh and then fill it up again.
That's what you do when you got endless water.
Water thieves.
Thanks for the tip.
I'll come to you when I get some water thieves.
Keep going.
Is catching water thieves using sensor technology PikiWash cleans your motorbike automatically and this woman is manager.
The country of Rwanda should be known not for what it was 23 years ago, but for what it will be 23 years to pause there.
Is this guy dumb?
I should go to Rwanda to learn from what they will be 23 years from today.
So American time travelers, please check out Rwanda in the year 2042.
No, I'm not doing that.
I don't time travel to learn because time traveling is impossible.
And this just goes to show the less determination to make diversity a strength.
They go to a shithole country and they say, this country's good.
I mean, there's women working there and it'll probably be great in 23 years.
So let's learn from it.
What kind of logic is that?
What are you, a chick?
Okay, go ahead.
That's one minute.
See you tomorrow.
No.
The last story is not about a country.
It's about a person.
It's about someone that lives outside of the United States, in South Africa.
But it's someone that I think his story you would appreciate.
Okay, just pause.
First of all, your name is ridiculous.
Mpho?
You need a vowel in there, dude.
And I don't think you should use an O, because Mofo has other connotations, but maybe MIFO or Mo Mafo?
The reason that I hate stuff like this, this willful ignorance where you pretend that things that suck are awesome, is because it's essentially racist.
I'm an egalitarian.
I treat everyone equally.
I hate everyone with the exact same equal levels.
And if you are doing something ridiculous that sucks, like you have water thieves, I'm going to laugh.
I'm not going to sit there and pretend it's cool because that's patronizing.
That's what you do to children or the mentally handicapped.
You say, oh, that's good.
Yeah, you're catching water thieves.
Oh, you made something out of garbage.
Wow, look at you.
I'm not going to do that.
I'll do that to my children when they show me a bad drawing.
And even then, I break it off after around eight.
You know, I'll start going, that's not a tiger.
That sucks.
But, you know, seven and down, I'll look at a drawing and pretend it's good.
But that's because I'm dealing with the child.
I don't see the rest of the world as children.
I see them as human beings, adults.
And when they do something stupid, like have a million-person slaughter, I go, you guys are backwards.
You guys are primitive.
You guys are lost.
I'm not learning anything from you.
In fact, I'm just going to switch you off.
Click.
I don't want anything to do with Rwanda or South Africa.
Go ahead.
Hi, my name is Mpo.
I make this from French.
As I was walking down the street in Soweto, South Africa's largest township, I saw Mpo operating a robot that he built himself.
He would touch one of seven levers, and the robot would go up and down.
Wow!
It would even lift things and move them.
Move them how far?
The robot is made of discarded materials, like the battery of an elevator of a drill machine.
Yeah, that's me.
That's me.
We made that.
And this took me two weeks to build.
Two weeks?
That's a genius product.
Genius?
By a 20-year-old kid with very little skill.
20-year-old is not a kid.
I'm the only one who's not over.
Stop.
Hey, mmfo.
You're not working.
You're assembling garbage that, by the way, is a collection of my inventions, Western inventions.
Power drill?
Whoop.
Car battery?
Zippo.
So you put these things together, you spray paint them red, and we pretend it's genius.
No, I'm not pretending it's genius.
It is pathetic.
Keep going.
You're not working, Info.
Here's some info for you, Mpho.
That's not a job.
Go ahead.
If the same talent was found in another 20-year-old kid in the U.S., they would probably be at Google.
Stop.
No, that's not.
Look at this thing.
How is that impressive?
Why do you instantly get a job at Google when you make something like that?
I don't know anything about robotics or technology.
I could make that in two days, easily.
It's not impressive.
You've got a power drill that can pick up a very light piece of garbage and move it afoot.
There is no value to that.
There is no demand for your supply of garbage robots, dude.
I'm not impressed.
Look at this.
He can't even figure out shoes.
He doesn't have shoes.
And he's a genius who would be rich at Google.
Great clock, Ahmed.
Bring it to the White House.
Go ahead.
You can find Mpo at the side of a street waiting to be recognized.
For what?
Exactly.
All these talents, solutions, and systems around the world can oftentimes be overlooked simply because they are not in the United States.
A cash-free app in San Francisco would be valued at billions of dollars.
Why would a cash-free app in San Francisco be worth so much more?
Maybe because San Francisco is in America.
And maybe because America is way better than all of Africa.
It's better than all of the world.
So when you invent something awesome in an awesome place, it has more potential.
What do you use the app for in South Africa?
To buy some coconuts on the side of the road or to give a homeless man one cent.
That doesn't have a lot of a value in a wonderful country like America.
Of course it has more.
So remember his thesis here, that we have to go there to learn.
So we go there, we learn about a pay-free app, and we come back, an app we already have in droves, and he says, that would be more valuable here in America.
I mean, I feel like a teacher here just going through this high school essay saying, makes zero sense.
Nope.
D minus.
Like, there's no logic in this at all.
Go ahead.
With no revenue, I know because I used to work for one.
In Zimbabwe, a similar app gets barely any news and makes more revenue.
The United States is truly amazing, and the American dream is real.
Yes.
I'm living it.
But in the future, more than a year.
This guy, by the way, you know what this means?
He quit his job because he realized that he's a third done his life.
So he wants to make this part more fun than this part.
Didn't you come here on an H-1B?
Didn't you come here to work at a tech firm?
Are you violating your H-1B visa?
I don't know if I want him here.
Is he supposed to be here?
You have to keep doing the job that you got assigned to with your H-1B.
Do you have a green card?
How'd you get your green card?
This is my new obsession, by the way, with immigrants.
As someone who's immigrated to Canada and then to America, when I came to Canada, my dad had to prove his muster.
He said, look, you guys are making computers.
You want Silicon Valley in Canada.
I'll help you.
I'll build computers.
I'll make microchips.
I've got a degree in physics and all, and I'm a bloody engineer.
You just need me.
He said, come on in.
Then I came across, hey, America, I got a magazine.
I got tons of employees.
I'm going to come here, base it out of here, print it here, hire all kinds of Americans.
Can I come in?
And they went, maybe give me $10,000 and renew your visa like every four years, and you might get a green card if you marry an American.
I went, okay, okay, I'll do it.
No problem, no problem.
They punish people who follow the rules.
Meanwhile, you got Trump talking about giving $1.8 million amnesty.
What?
Did they have to do the pitch?
What was their pitch?
And, you know, I filled in for Artie Lang when he was in rehab, and he showed up on one of the shows.
Not sure how you can show up when you're supposed to be in rehab.
But we come downstairs, and Artie Lang's famous because of the Howard Stern show, so there's paparazzi there.
And we let them have some pictures, and I go, all right, guys, that's enough.
And they go, it is legal.
It's legal for me to be here.
And I go, I know it's legal, but I'm talking as a person, like as a man with character.
We gave you a bunch of shots.
Now get lost or we're going to beat you up.
And they go, no, you don't.
And I go, you're an immigrant, right?
How do you know I'm immigrant?
I don't know, maybe because your English sucks.
And then he goes, I won't swear, but he goes, F you, like yells it like a camel, just, oh, screams it.
So we laugh, because he thought that would scare us, by the way, him screaming a swear word.
Like we go, oh, I'm not a lion, dude.
You can't just go, ah!
And it scares me.
So we laugh at him.
We go, ooh, put a quarter in you.
And then we start, we chase him, we chase him into his car.
I took pictures of him.
And I was thinking afterwards, how did you get here?
Like, what was your pitch at Ellis Island?
Hello, I know how to do this.
I would like to harass celebrities.
No, you can't come in.
We don't need you.
Every time you come to a country, every time a Westerner wants to come to America, this doesn't seem to apply to anyone else, they have to prove that they're doing a job Americans won't do.
That's what I had to prove.
I've tried to get my Canadian friends in, British friends in.
They go, it's a nightmare.
And it's really just all about this pitch that you have to do.
And you eventually have to get sponsored, and it takes four years, blah, blah, blah.
It's very difficult for normal people who would improve the country.
They make meritocracy very hard, but they make illegals easy.
And these H-1Bs, they seem to just be doling them out to any Tom, Dick, and Harry.
This guy doesn't know how to make an argument, and he's making tons of money as an argument maker.
It's very confusing to me.
But the rest of us have to suffer and strive to get here.
And remember that James O'Keefe footage about Google that came out?
And they go, yeah, yes, we are getting rid of all the shitty people.
We're going to screw with them.
And every single person they showed, from the head of tech security to all these engineers, they all had accents.
So you came here in an H-1B and your first job, and I blame the left for this because they're really just conforming to the dominant culture.
And the dominant culture in tech seems to be, let's sabotage conservatives, but they're coming here to sabotage 50% of the country.
50% of the country, at least, is pro-Trump.
And you're there screwing with their interactions with their friends.
Can you imagine us doing that?
Can you imagine us going to Japan and then saying, with signs, saying, we have to come out of the shadows?
You went there on vacation, then you stayed there.
You're working illegally.
You don't speak Japanese very well, but you got a job being a paparazzi.
And then you sit there with signs.
You block Japanese Disneyland.
You and your other white redneck friends, you're waving American flags, refusing to speak Japanese.
You have sanctuary cities outside of Tokyo where you only speak English.
And all your English redneck friends have pickup trucks with American flags on them.
And you bitch at Japanese people for being racist against you.
Can you conceive of that?
I mean, if that even almost happened once, they would firebomb the town.
You would cease to be.
You'd be turned to ash instantly.
It would be the biggest story in the world.
But here in America, we say, come on in and abuse us, immigrates.
That's correct.
I am copywriting that word.
Ingrate, immigrants, immigrants.
Now, this guy isn't that.
He's got good English.
He clearly respects America.
He's just terrible at logic.
But his video is indicative of the myth of egalitarianism.
And I think it's a dangerous myth to have because it leads to open borders.
It leads to ethnomasochism.
It leads to self-hatred.
And ultimately, it leads to fifth columns like Sanctuary Cities and Dearborn, Michigan, which is just Islam in America.
Or how about Islamberg up in upstate New York here, which is a terrorist training camp that we completely tolerate because we suck and probably deserve to get shot in the head.
Go ahead, Nas, wrap it up.
Developing countries will be developed and we should pay attention to them.
They say the United States is the best country in the world.
In reality, every country is the best country.
Every country is the best country in the world.
Could that be more asinine?
Go ahead.
The world.
So that's it, folks.
Please tune in Friday night at 8 p.m.
I'll be launching the CRTV tonight with Gavin McInnis.
We have a homosexual on it, an Asian person, and a mentally handicapped person.
So there's going to be a lot of diversity.
And remember, no one is better than anyone else in the world.
Everyone in the world is the best person in the world.
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