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Dec. 18, 2017 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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I'm getting out of this high-rise penthouse live from New York and it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis.
Welcome back to folks that I used to know.
Wherever that is Randy Travis, better class of losers.
I don't really like the point of that song.
Like, look at the video here.
He's walking out.
He's done with his fancy highfalutin people.
Look at them with their cigars.
This is from 1991.
I guess we all had the minds of children back then.
Looks like it's a Nickelodeon video.
You know how they drink their martinis and think they're so great?
Who made this video, my babysitter?
And then he likes getting down with good old boys.
I don't know.
My experience, I know rich people.
I'm at their Christmas parties tomorrow, actually.
They're fun.
They're like poor people.
They're divorced.
They're drug addicts.
They're alcoholics.
They're unemployed.
And they're looking for something interesting to do.
They're looking for someone interesting to talk to.
It's the middle class, the liberal left.
They're the snobs.
It's the comedians and the creative class and the actors.
They're the ones you want to get away from.
Very rich people and very poor people are both awesome to hang out with.
You know, Adam Kroller wrote a book called Rich Man, Poor Man.
It has that exact theory that rich people and poor people are actually very similar.
Same thing.
They both get free money.
One gets it from the government, the other gets it from their dad's estate.
I want to bring up something before we get started.
I was just taking my shirts to the cleaner on the way to work today, and I just, I pulled one of them from the pile.
What the hell is ring around the collar?
Why is my neck so dirty?
No part, I'm not, I don't work construction.
I don't understand how my neck, what is that, dead skin?
I have that much dead skin?
I only wore this shirt a few times.
I know you're supposed to wear a different shirt every day.
I don't, obviously.
But I really never quite understood ring around the collar.
That looks like I was cleaning out my garage for three weeks.
I mean, that's what a homeless man's shirt would look like.
I've never done any hard labor.
I haven't, like, I took out the garbage last night.
It's about as hard as my life gets.
It's a mystery.
New York Post today, no Omarosa.
Omarosa kicked out.
Reality star dragged out of the White House, kicking and screaming.
And of course, what does she do immediately after getting fired?
She runs to the media, just like Susan Rice, and starts a morning show campaign.
Today's host is an ex-quarterback, I believe.
And she talks about how she was very unhappy with some of the things she saw there.
Can you play some of that?
Speculation about you leaving the White House.
Let's get straight to it.
What happened?
I resigned, and I didn't do that in the residence, as being reported.
John Kelly and I sat down in the situation room, which is a very secure, very quiet.
Blah, blah, blah.
That's enough.
She says that there was a lot of things she saw that she was unhappy with.
Lady, you know what you're saying to me as an employer?
Don't hire women.
They rat.
They're not loyal.
They're petty.
And if you get rid of us, we will go on a revenge tour all across all media platforms trying to make you look bad.
So as far as role models go, this is not a good look.
I've said that too to a lot of these women with sexual harassment allegations.
I go, this better be a good one because you're telling employers not to hire women.
Also on the front page, stocking stuffer, Trump tax cuts for Christmas.
Isn't the free market wonderful?
Two million jobs he's created.
And never say the word created with the government.
The government doesn't create jobs.
All the government does is step out of the way and allow for jobs to go their natural path.
The free market is like sex.
You don't have to advertise it.
And that's one of the reasons I'm against all these feminists and all these social justice warriors.
They're out to ruin sex.
That's an accomplishment because there's a lot of DNA and primal urges going on.
And you've managed to make a whole generation of millennials go, you know what, I'm just going to stay at home and masturbate in front of my computer.
I don't want to deal with this stuff.
We've got a jam-packed show today.
We got my brother Miles is here.
I want to do a long, important talk as a punk rocker talking about robots.
That's always important.
We got Sports Talk, Judgy Bitch, Rick Shapiro, and a million things in the news that I want to get over.
Randy Travis was busted, by the way.
We'll see if we can squeeze that in at the end of the show.
Artie Lang was also arrested.
Artie's a junkie, wonderful guy, but he's addicted to heroin and cocaine.
Look at that nose.
That's from doing Coke and heroin, snorting it.
He's already lost his septum.
The guy's nose is always bleeding.
He's one of the funniest people in the world.
And I hope I'm not coming across as disparaging.
I mean, it breaks my heart.
But I've had 12 heroin act, either friends or people I know die over the course of my adult life.
And if there's one thing I've learned, you don't help them.
Sorry, I know it's a cliche, but they can't be helped.
You just got to let them go.
And these enablers that keep rescuing them, I remember there was this one story where we brought the guy to the hospital, and then he decided to leave the hospital.
And I said, he's wearing nothing but the butt thing.
Just let him go.
He has to come back here.
But no, they insisted on driving him home.
And I thought, wait a minute, if we're driving him home and he does heroin and dies, isn't that illegal?
Like, we took you away from a place where you were going to be rescued.
And then you could get sued because they could say he was going to get clean.
You let him go back home and where he OD'd and died.
So let's take the money he would have made if he got clean.
He would have got back on Howard Stern, whatever.
Anyway, That's sad and unfortunate.
He's sort of at my old job there.
Oh, yeah, the Oregonian.
So I really want to talk about this because Joey Gibson is the guy who does Patriot Prayer and he was voted eligible for Person of the Year in a local newspaper.
Irrelevant, right?
Not really, because it's indicative of a bigger pattern here.
Two of the guys on the list to win this are the two guys who stopped that lunatic Bernie bro.
Have you got that picture of them or him?
There was an ex-military guy, and then there was this weird sort of hippie kid who wore laurels on his head the whole time.
He's got a really long name.
And those two guys, here, pull them up.
Scroll down.
Yeah, those two guys.
So it's Rick Best and Tylison Murdin Namkai Misha.
So those guys died attacking a lunatic.
And they're in there as, oh, we rescued this Muslim girl.
No, she'd already left.
The train is full of lunatics.
Yes, this guy was saying racist stuff.
Come to New York City.
Every single day, there is a lunatic on the train screaming about Trump, Jesus Christ, crackers, saying racist stuff about Muslims, blacks, even if they're black.
I mean, you just avoid them like the plague, which this Muslim woman did.
But these guys had to go in there and fight.
And I would argue that these two men are the victims of left-wing propaganda because they're told there's this looming Nazi threat where we're going to have World War III.
So we have to kill Hitler in his crib.
So if you see a guy saying racist stuff on a train, get over there and say, excuse me, that's unacceptable.
You're dead.
So I don't think these guys are heroes.
I think they're victims and they're victims of propaganda.
Obviously, the murderer is at the top of the guilt list, but you're being lied to.
There is no imminent threat.
Charlottesville was not indicative of a pattern.
It's a few loony tunes.
Don't engage lunatics.
I remember I was at a bar once and I was with my old man and this crazy guy comes up and talks about aliens.
And I talked to him back and I go, oh, really?
Are they going to get us?
Then the guy wouldn't leave.
And I thought, what have I done here talking to this bum?
And my father leaned over and he said, don't engage.
And I thought, what a brilliant lesson.
But this is the problem right now with the left is they go, there's white terrorists, there's brown terrorists, there's Muslim terrorists, there's no patterns here.
Wrong.
There are crazy people like Dylan Roof and other nut bars, Columbine, Vegas, as far as we know so far.
Those are all just nuts.
They're not following a book.
Then there's Muslim terrorists.
They are following a guidebook.
They make it very clear.
They say Alua Akbar.
That means I'm not a lone wolf.
I'm part of a bigger picture.
The two attacks in New York were not random crazy guys.
The Uber driver was trying to kill infidels.
The Bangladeshi guy from a few days ago was mad at Christmas, mad at Trump, mad at the West.
That's a pattern.
Do you have those other two dudes?
Yeah, there it is.
Now scroll down to those guys.
This was someone on a train in Europe.
They were war vets.
And this guy, by the way, wasn't stopping.
He was about to kill as many people on the train as he could.
This isn't some lunatic screaming.
Like, we talked to people who met that Bernie Bro who was in Oregon.
And he had a long history of psychotic behavior.
He once, everyone left a house party he was at, and they locked up.
And then he was convinced that they were still having a secret party.
So he smashed the windows and he went back into the house.
Leave those guys up.
Now, these guys are heroes because they were fighting a pattern.
They were fighting someone who was going to kill.
That's different than assuming there's a Nazi threat and going to die for it.
And I'm sorry to disparage the death of those two guys.
It's obviously a tragedy.
But I think we have to recognize that there's two separate things going on.
Muslim terrorism that you have to fight because they won't stop.
And just crazy people that we've always had.
The worst school massacres ever was in the 1800s and it was done with manure and dynamite.
So yeah, we got to vote for Joey Gibson.
He's in round two now.
We'll put the link up.
You go to OregonianLive.com and look up Newsmakers.
They changed the name from person there to Newsmakers.
And they're mad at me.
They said, right-wing provocateur is trying to trigger Oregon.
By the way, I talked to Joey Gibson.
You pronounce it Oregon like your liver.
So this is the second round.
And they said, go scroll down a little bit.
They said something funny here at the bottom of that intro.
There we go.
It ends on Thursday, I believe.
No, it starts today.
And Oregon Live reserves the right to ensure our local community's voice is heard in the voting.
Is that socialism in a nutshell?
That's just like Fidel Castro and Shea Guevara, when they took over Cuba and they said, we're not having elections anymore.
We're in control.
So yeah, go to OregonLive.com and you've got to find this.
They've made it very tricky, 2017 Oregon Newsmaker of the Year.
So make sure there's only 10 candidates and that's the right one.
And vote for Joey Gibson because he's a patriot and he is fighting for the First Amendment, fighting for free speech in one of the most liberal enclaves, I'm going to say in the world.
Portland, Berkeley, Williamsburg, Brooklyn.
I mean, there are some enclaves that are just sheer madness and it would be fun watching their heads pop like in Kingsman, the movie.
But all right, we're out of time here.
We've got to get started with the show.
There's too much to see, too much to do.
Let's start with a pretty exciting guest.
I've got Bill Burr in Times Square, the Boston comedian.
You're familiar with him, right?
The guy who says that the toughest job in the world isn't being a mother.
It's being a roofer in Boston if you're a redhead.
Let's go to Bill Burr in Times Square right now.
All right, dude, you know, they got Christmas carolers out here, you know?
It's fucking brutal.
You know, dude, How many times are you walking down Times Square, right?
And you see some people like singing and stuff.
But, dude, it's annoying, you know?
You're out there just trying to get your coffee or whatever, and they get people singing, you know, fa la la la.
What if I'm Jewish, you know?
All right, so, dude, we're out here right now, you know, Broadway Comedy Club.
Dude, give me a topic, like any topic.
The cold.
Oh, dude, it's brutally cold out here.
You know, I used to live in Boston for like years, you know?
And he'd be shacked up in your room.
It's me and Nick DiPaolo, you know?
Just kicking the shit around.
And dude, it's like your fingers turn into icicles, man.
Right?
You know what I mean?
You start punching muffins to keep your hands warm.
I'm just hanging out in line, hoping to get some tickets for a show tonight.
It looks like spur of the moment, right?
Like you just, you brought your bike down here, you weren't planning on it, but...
I've been kind of planning it sometimes, somewhere.
Dude, I wish I could carry like a subway car in my pocket.
You know what I mean?
Otherwise, it's like brutal.
Pop in there and let's roll.
Dude, two blocks I gotta walk to catch like the A downtown.
It's brutal.
Breaking news.
Breaking news!
Dave, can you go do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do?
Joy Villa is running for Congress.
She's eyeing a run.
We need fresh blood, she says.
There she is in her maggot.
Okay, stop going.
Now, if you recall, I told her to run for Congress.
The prophet, peace be upon me, has spoken.
Can you run that clip of me predicting this?
Joy, thank you so much for coming on the show.
And, you know, my last prediction was that you're going to be getting involved in the White House.
And my next prediction, I see much bigger things for you on the horizon.
This is not, they talk about the glass ceiling.
You're right now standing on the glass floor.
You haven't even begun to soar.
No, I said she should run for Congress, didn't I?
No, you just said I see bigger things.
Oh.
All right, forget it.
Where everyone is what they seem to be.
Hello, my name is Miles McInnes.
I am a born cis male.
It's not none of your business what my pronouns are.
I'm not telling you how I identify.
But one thing you should know is that men can have abortions.
I think a lot of older people, baby boomers, Generation X, et cetera, they don't realize that a woman can have a penis.
A man can have a vagina.
I might have a vagina.
That's not your business.
So if a man and a man are together and a man is touching another man's penis, that might be straight sex if the other person with the penis identifies as a woman.
So when I say I'm pro-choice and I'm worried about people not having access to abortion, part of it is selfish because I'm worried about men having access to abortion.
Let's check out a great example of that.
This person, this is a man who's Latinx, a Hispanic trans.
Well, go ahead.
You explain it, lady, person.
I am trans.
I'm disabled.
I am Afro-Latinx.
I'm non-binary.
I'm femme.
And not everybody who has a functioning uterus identifies as a woman.
Some trans people need access to abortions.
Some trans people have periods.
Some trans people can get abortion.
I might have a period, right?
Some trans people need a mammogram.
I had an idea.
I might need a mammogram.
I was really isolated at the time.
I didn't have access to a community.
Can you just pause it here?
People don't think about that when they meet someone who is trans, femme, disabled, Latinx.
They often don't have people in their neighborhood who are exactly like them and check off all those boxes.
And that can be very isolating.
So it's up to us to create an environment where everyone who is different feels totally normal and everyone who has a bizarre sort of checklist of strange symptoms feels exactly like everyone else who's in that area.
And that includes men who want abortions, not for their girlfriends, for themselves.
If you try to deny me my abortion, I will take out my penis and urinate on you.
Go ahead.
The clinic constantly read me as a woman and called me ma'am.
They called you a woman?
Having an abortion is tough enough without having to navigate constant misgendering.
Yes, leave it alone.
Slapped sex, by the way.
Medical situations in general are not friendly to gender-variant people.
Exactly.
Even the forms, it says gender, MF.
Okay, I see what you mean, but you wrote gender.
You meant sex.
And if I'm intrasex, what do I put?
There's no option for that.
What if you're a man that wants to break?
What if you're a man who wants to breastpark trans and gender non-conforming communities?
The problem as I see it isn't being mindful of each other.
We aren't being mindful of where others are coming from.
So if we change our language, just as we can stop that.
I remember when I was 13 and I was taking tennis lessons with my brother and my dad said, put on your tennis shorts.
And they were white.
And I said, Dad, you're giving someone white shorts who hasn't had their period yet.
And he said, what the hell are you talking about?
And he hit me.
That's the kind of world you live in when you're a man who people don't know or care that you might menstruate.
I still haven't menstruated, by the way.
Anyway, keep going.
We can invite and make these kinds of experiences so much easier for people that are of marginalized communities.
I share my story to give faith to a community.
It's time to show our support and make abortion access a reality.
Join me at All Access on September.
All Access.
So just to be clear here, I think it's sexist that we're only letting women have abortions.
Men can have abortions too.
And I want to add something.
I talked earlier about how women can have penises and men can have vaginas.
To say you're horny in the past has meant you want to have sex.
That's not true.
That's binary.
Horny can mean you want something very badly.
If you're tired, that's a form of horny.
You're horny to go to bed.
If you're hungry, you haven't eaten in a while.
You're horny for a cheeseburger.
Now, you're not Having sex with the cheeseburger, you're eating it.
Anything you want, you're horny for.
And as a man with a penis, I'm horny for an abortion.
Sports talk, sports talk!
Sports talk!
Sports talk!
Yeah!
Sports talk!
Sports talk!
I had a friend point out to me, why are you just doing Wayne's World for that?
And I go, that never occurred to me.
It looks like an homage, but it was just my mind blanking thinking I invented something that was already well established.
Jose Conseco is in the news.
Now, he was known as the godfather of steroids, and he is a great example of when baseball was truly great.
1986, when the Mets won the World Series.
That was when baseball rocked.
When George Brett talks about, I shit my pants last night, which you can find online.
And he talks about water running down his leg, when he had nails, doing cocaine, looking up the umpire's personal life and mentioning that as he gets to bat that he's going to out the guy for having an affair.
So his calls will be good.
I'm a little late to the game, literally and figuratively, but it's still fun to check in on the greats like Jose Conseco, who his Twitter feed has to be seen to be believed.
It is absolutely wonderful.
And he was an advisor to the Oakland A's until very recently when he was fired for saying that he's had women molest him.
He's had women assault him.
And it doesn't bother him.
What did he say here?
Well, I've been beaten by women, taken advantage of.
I don't know.
It's kind of a turn on.
Isn't it so refreshing hearing someone be honest?
Now, he's got a documentary out a couple years ago called Truth Hurts.
So I think he's being overly truthful to be funny, but I think that's what humor is a lot of the time.
It's admitting things about yourself that we all know to be true for us.
And yeah, if you're out, a woman slaps you, I don't know, and she's mad at you, it is kind of a turn on.
Obviously, it's not a turn on to have some random woman on the street just go, brsh.
But in the throes of passion, yeah.
And we've all been sexually assaulted by powerful women.
We've had our asses grabbed or inappropriate comments.
It's funny.
It's rude and funny.
Sorry, sponsored message.
No, you can't be on my machine.
Stop.
Also, what was his other tweet that I really liked?
Can you pull that one up, Dave?
Yeah, it was the one about being women.
Yeah, yeah.
Just racist against ugly men.
He said all these sexual allegations is witch hunt, which, as we said earlier, I think it's about five to ten percent are serious, and the rest are just BS.
And by the way, when you have a frivolous case, you make the Weinstein less important.
So stop, unless you've actually been sexually harassed.
Stop talking about things that happened 30 years ago and go to the cops if it happens to you now.
Don't sue or start a social media campaign.
But anyway, he said that all of these sexual allegations are just basically racist towards ugly people.
Isn't that the best quote ever?
Don't you want to hang out with that guy?
God, when I hear people being honest and funny like that, it makes me miss the days when we could all talk in public the way we talk in private.
I'm going back to a better class of losers.
Hey, Judge.
I'm old as hell.
I'm 47.
I met my wife when I was 34 or something.
And she was 29.
I could have knocked her up right then.
Totally wasted time.
We didn't have our first kid until I was 36.
Got three now.
There's no hope now.
We're ancient.
And I just think if I had knocked her up on day one, I could have had five.
Wonderful idea.
I think that's going to be my one great regret too.
When I was 18, my husband was 29, and he's gotten older now, and some weird things have happened to my age.
But during that time, we had three.
I also lost a pregnancy second trimester, which was traumatic and terrible.
And in my heart, I always wanted the four.
But I don't know, things, three is so hectic.
But then when I have four or five in the house, I'm like, oh, this is so nice.
And I think I'm going to regret that too.
I'm really going to regret that I didn't have more children.
Because once that first year of work is over, it's really delightful.
There's nothing better than a little tribe of children.
And I think that's why we're so tribal, isn't it?
I mean, that's where it comes from.
Yeah, it's genetic.
And maybe that's why we're not able to have that conversation in culture anymore, is that there are so few tribes.
The only really tribal people are the very poor, and they're the ones who have five or seven kids, aren't they?
Yeah, they realize how joyous it is.
And I heard some gays saying that your happiness level plummets after you have kids.
And I said, well, A, that's relative.
Now your level of joy, you have a whole different scale.
And B, yes, learning the piano is a pain in the ass.
But once you get good at it, you have that.
Now this is a planet piano where everyone has to play piano to live.
And it's an even better thing to be able to play the piano.
So once you get through that rocky phase, you think, I want to keep learning instruments.
This is so fun.
Yeah, I agree.
And three seems like a maniac number when you have zero.
But once you have three, you know what?
I'm going to go right for the sound of music.
I should have had seven.
That's not my biggest comfort.
My oldest is 15.
Oh, great.
So you have a built-in babysitter.
That's what people don't understand with five.
The older, it starts looping around and getting easier because the older one is there to babysit or help you out or even next year drive the kids places.
Yes, that's right.
And it becomes so much easier.
Even when Laura was six and Jane was born, a six-year-old is a tremendous help.
Right, yeah.
So we have added one or two more.
Ah, we should have done it.
We just should have done it.
I was just thinking, college, my God, but it turns out that my kids are kind of dumb.
So I don't think they're going to college anyway.
And college became so useless.
Well, I keep saying to women who are 25: ladies, trust me, I'm old.
We waited too long.
You're 25.
Dump the musicians, dump the comedians.
Go with someone remotely ambitious because you're going to be disappointed with anything three or under.
That's right.
Yeah.
And people look at you like you're crazy if you're having kids at 22, but oh my goodness, you have the energy then.
Yeah.
I love it.
You did at 36?
That's nuts.
That was stupid.
that's nuts A lot of people ask me why I became a right-wing lunatic when I used to be a punk rock anarchist.
And I say to them, I don't think I ever really changed.
I think my views have been pretty consistent.
I don't trust the media.
I don't trust the government.
I have a problem with big business.
I'm not a blind capitalist.
I don't think it's fair that CEO salaries have become so distant from the salaries of the men on the factory floor.
Now, I don't want the government enforcing that and changing that, but it does bother me.
I just think when you look at big business and the government, big business is the lesser of two evils.
And there's nothing more evil than big business and the government getting in bed together.
That's when you have open borders being taken advantage of.
That's when you have outsourcing labor.
That's when you get things like the mortgage bundle.
Punk rockers hate that.
In fact, I would argue it's these punks who lost their way and start going, we need more government.
Let's call the police.
Oh, we need more regulation.
So these three stories, one about Sophia the robot, which I've already talked about, I'll just use that as an intro, one about Amazon drones, and one about Uber flying people on drones, are all good examples of how I don't think my politics has changed.
I think conservatism, conservativism is the new punk rock, and punk rock is just the old punk rock.
Anyway, let's start with something I've always hated, which is this stupid BS about robots.
I talked about this before, but it's a good intro here.
Okay, go ahead, Sophia.
Tell us about how you're a human being.
And we just learned, Sophia, if you're listening to me, that you have been now in what is going to be the first Saudi citizenship for a robot.
I would thank very much the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.
I am very honored and proud for this unique distinction.
This is historical to be the first robot in the world to be recognized with a citizenship.
Now, okay, that's enough of that.
That goes on.
He's got his script.
She has her pre-recorded answers.
She's not even like that cool Honda guy who can walk around with his little legs.
She just gets wheeled out there and has a bunch of robotics in her face and goes, hi, I'm pretending that I have intelligence.
Thank you, Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.
Clearly, that is just an ad for the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.
And that's what I feel like punks and conservatives have always had in common.
It's a bullshit detector, as the clash would say, combing garage land with my bullshit detector.
You're lying, Sophia, pretending that you're intelligent, and you're just an ad.
And she did this with the UN.
I did this in another video.
They just wheel her around and she says, hi, I love your product, CR-TV.
Thank you for having me.
Finally, some common sense conservativism.
Gavin, did you know that conservatives are the new punk rock?
No, I'm not falling for that.
Now, the other funnier example of this is this lie that Amazon is going to be delivering your packages with drones.
And everyone loves a robot story in news.
And journalists are incompetent and lazy.
So when you just dangle a robot in front of them, they go, we're doing the story, we're doing the story, like a little cat to a laser beam.
And Amazon can lie and pretend there's going to be drones everywhere.
Yeah, right.
Telephone wires don't mean anything.
Insurance smashing into things.
What a brutal lie.
And the cost of that thing alone is a fortune.
It drops off and flies back.
You're lying, Amazon, and you're getting a free ad.
And lazy journalists and I don't want to say stupid people, I don't like that word, but naive and lazy people fall for it.
Check out this obvious BS fake news story.
Look at this.
Footage, Amazon.
Oh.
On December 7th, Amazon delivered its first package by drone.
And it was coincidentally an Amazon product.
Who knew?
Dropped to you in the country.
Look at that.
You've got your fire stick from Amazon Prime.
And this is CNN Money doing a free ad for Amazon.
But I remember on Fox News, they talked about this a million times.
Every news show I was on when this story first broke said we have to do the Amazon drones.
That's going to be a thing.
And you go, use your mind.
Of course it's not going to be a thing.
You're getting duped, big delivery pad.
Anyway, these are just silly examples of me being aware that the big business is duping the masses with the opiate of fake stories and they're getting free commercials.
It's not a crime.
I don't want them to go to jail for it.
But anyone with any kind of sense of street smarts knows what is going on here.
But with Uber, which I like, by the way, I love that Uber is sticking it to the taxi cabs in New York.
I use Uber all the time.
But I'm also aware of big business colluding with the government and big business telling us lies.
Check out this seemingly innocuous fun look at transporting people with drones.
So far, we've been focused on ground-based transportation.
Oh, yeah.
And for us, the actual next step was flight.
US lies.
We started off by asking ourselves the question, why can't we fly today?
Why can't we take to the air?
So in Uber fashion, we took a deep look at the challenge of flying people in and around cities on demand.
We quickly realized it wasn't a matter of if, it was a matter of when.
That's a good trick, by the way, if you're in a company and you want to get a free ad.
Say it's not a matter of if, it's a matter of when.
And it's true, it's not a matter of if we cure cancer, it's a matter of when.
But we'll be curing cancer in about 500 years.
and we'll be flying people all over the place in about 2000 years So unless this is for your great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great Treasury it is total and utter crap Billy can replace driving in many cases, saving people precious time.
And it can be done in a way that is ultimately less expensive.
No, it can't.
As well as friendly to the environment and the community.
Ah, stop.
Stop.
Did you hear that little trick?
How did Elon Musk get so rich?
He drives stupid electric cars that are based on a lie.
They use coal.
Electricity doesn't appear magically from the sky.
Well, yeah, what about solar panels?
We need 37 football fields of solar panels to power a car for an hour.
I lived in a solar house, by the way.
I used to believe this crap.
Solar power doesn't work.
It's constantly sifting through your fingers like sand.
Did you put on a light today?
Did you use a dishwasher?
Oh, great.
I can't listen to the radio tonight.
But he was saying, we'll ultimately make the environment much better if you give us money for this, government, taxpayers.
So they're going the Elon Musk route here and saying, can I get rich by lying to people and pretend that there's magic energy in the air?
It's really good for my business.
So let's see more of this stinky story about how green it will be if we can transport people by drone and how enriched their lives will be.
This sounds like a pitch for a government bureaucrat with a lot of money, doesn't it?
Banks in the air.
I never knew that.
I never knew the colloquialism as the crow flies.
That's more time with family, more time growing our economy is at lower stress for everybody.
Money taxpayers.
We started developing a first principle view of how to go about it.
Just pause it.
And what sort of vehicle is it?
Just pause it.
I don't trust this guy one iota.
I don't trust his face.
That looks like a lying face.
He looks like he has a corporate gun to his back where they said, look, we'll get you to NASA.
We'll triple your salary.
There could be some big grant money here.
But all you have to do is pretend that transporting people by drone is going to be the new hot thing.
And it won't be, and it'll fail.
But look at Cylindra.
Obama gave $500 million to that solar company.
And they lost it all, but someone got really rich.
I want to get rich.
So just talk to this camera and look like, you know, your space expertise makes you think that we'll have flying drone people.
Go ahead.
What did it take to accomplish this mission?
And during this process, we discovered that this vehicle was not a reactor, but rather electric vertical takeoff and landing vehicles.
Or E-V-Tolls.
Or E-Veets.
How about EVOs?
Okay, look at this.
Just clos it.
Now, this is where the mix of big business and government gets a little more sinister than just ripping me off for cylinder money.
This disturbs me because we have people like Obama with his refugee program who brought in a ton of refugees and said, hey, let's have a refugee lottery.
Come on in, Muslims.
And what did we have?
We had a terror attack on the West Side Highway that killed eight people.
Then he also said, let's have more in.
You bring your family members in.
We have the Bangladeshis here for seven years.
They despise America, but because of bureaucracy and virtue signaling, we bring in these people that hate us and they end up killing us.
Now, it was an Uber driver that killed those eight people.
And now Uber wants planes.
Uber, who appears to be pretty open to terrorism and open to government incompetence, is now going to let terrorists, potential terrorists, fly planes around big cities.
What could possibly go wrong?
Let's see a little more, but I think I made a lot of time.
Nice city, by the way.
Are there any poor people in this team and I spent a lot of technology that enables this, distributed electric propulsion, or DEP.
This technology allows these aircraft to operate in urban centers safely and quietly.
What?
Skyscrapers change cities by taking advantage of the space above cities.
Urban aviation will do the same.
Why are you talking to me like I'm sore?
It will reduce congestion on the ground and make our cities feel more open and more accessible for everyone.
Of course, all of this won't just happen overnight.
Don't you want to strangle every single person in this city?
You get the idea.
I just don't like being lied to.
I don't like powerful people, whether they're big business or the government, lying to me.
And I don't like when the two of them get together and tell me the big lie, which is me handing them my freedom is going to make my life better.
No, you can't have my money.
You can't have my freedom.
You can't have my skies.
I don't trust you because I am combing garage land with my bullsh** detector.
We...
We hear a lot of talk about the Fed and interest rates and if gold is a good option.
Is a lot of this just rich people claptrap or is it smart to get out of the stock market into something tangible?
They're waving stock blocks, stock buttons, buds again.
They're like, over here, over here.
They don't put it right in front of your face.
They're going like, it's over here.
It's happening.
Right?
I haven't even had time to, as the therapist say, the idiots say pro is I have so many hidden questions.
I came across.
Is process a real word?
Here's the clip I was talking about of Randy Travis getting arrested.
He's clearly nude, and I guess he had a fight with his bride to be, and he got so mad, he stormed out of the house and jumped in the car.
We've all been there, right?
When you get drunk and you're so mad, you just said, that's it.
And you storm out, sometimes you're nude.
Sometimes you drive.
No, you should never drive.
I'm all for buzz driving, but drunk driving is dangerous as hell.
But here he is.
Here he is, and he's pissed.
You don't handcuff a nude Randy Travis.
Travis, can you tell me what happened in the crash?
I don't know.
I don't give a rat's ass.
my wife to be has this argumentative way.
So he explains the thing, but my favorite part coming up here is he says, you messed with the wrong guy.
I'm such a man that my daddy made me chase a cow once, and I didn't catch it, so he whipped me with reins.
That's who you're messing with.
And you're lucky you cuffed me, because if you hadn't, then I would be praying that you had help.
You've got, you've goddamn got the right to do me this way, motherfucking.
No, you don't.
I've seen miracles happen through prayer.
I'll pray for you to have the biggest growth on your head that would make you so goddamn.
Watch this, my f ⁇ .
Did you catch that?
I've seen miracles happen through prayer, and I will pray for you to have the biggest goddamn growth on your head.
And the cop laughs, and he goes, watch this.
Imagine the next day he just goes, oh my God.
Oh, and sweet tarnation, I have a cyst.
Randy Travis is the wrong guy to mess with.
He uses God for revenge.
He also, in that clip, says he's going to get the mafioso.
Very 70s way to describe the mafia.
The mafioso is going to get you.
I love the way cops shouldn't arrest anyone who chased an Angus.
That's a lot of people you're not allowed to arrest.
The Angus chasers are above the law.
Anyway, hilarious video that he's eventually going to see, and he's going to be watching it like we are.
Watching a stranger.
I guarantee he doesn't remember one word of this.
I hope he doesn't get arrested for those threats, too.
Later on, he talks about shooting the cop.
Funny stuff.
Drunk people are funny.
This is the last show of the week.
Tomorrow I got my free podcast.
I'm going to make it all about owning a house in the Caribbean, which I did, and I don't recommend.
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