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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lock with Kevin McInnis.
I followed the truth.
But time went by, and I found out a thing or two.
That was Ain't No Nice Guy starring Lemmy and Ozzy.
Sort of an acoustic version of that motorhead song.
Beautiful song.
I've got it tattooed on my arm.
I'm going to play it at my funeral.
And I played it there because I want to talk about Ozzy and the sex pistols later on in the show and how that relates to Islam will soon be discovered.
Front page of the post today, fairy bad.
It's very local stuff.
You don't care about that.
You're not as parochial as I. I hope you guys had a wonderful Thanksgiving.
You can now buy this for your Christmas treat.
Now that Black Friday is over, go to CRTV.com.
It has my actual face that you can rub.
You can feel my beard.
I fought on Thanksgiving.
I noticed Anita Sarkeesian, who is a really talented scam artist.
And she's a woman who has duped hundreds of people into paying her thousands of dollars.
I think she's raised half a million dollars just saying, please give me money.
She's this feminist who keeps getting invited to talk shows and the UN, the United Nations, she does a talk.
And she just gets all this money and she makes about two videos a year.
Meanwhile, we've made, what, 10 today?
So here she is talking about Thanksgiving.
And I know Thanksgiving is no longer on your mind, but it's on my mind because I had some fights.
Hey, feminist Killjoys.
This episode is going to be a quick one because we know you're dying to get back to slap fighting with your older brother, napping on your childhood twin bed, and pretending to go to the store for more ice so you can smoke in your car.
And pretending to go to the store for more ice so you can smoke in your ice.
The way she reads these cue cards with these corny jokes.
This is her, she's a feminist.
So she's saying, I deserve to be in the workforce.
She puts out two crappy videos that cost $440,000 somehow and ends up proving the exact thing that she's there to disprove.
She says, I need money because I'm so important and you're clearly not good at your job.
You don't even deserve this charity.
So here we go.
Seven ways to talk to your racist uncle during the holidays.
Who keeps inviting him anyway?
Number one, don't just leave the room when your racist uncle says something offensive.
Make sure he and everyone around you knows why you're leaving the room.
Look him in the eye and say, that was incredibly racist.
Then get up and leave.
Maybe knock something off the table as you go.
Or even better yet, flip the whole table over.
It's always been a dream of mine to flip.
What is going on here?
So I had a bunch of fights over Thanksgiving because I'm in New York City, which is liberal land.
And I have a, unlike Anita's terrible advice, this is someone much younger than me, much less experienced, much younger than you, and she's telling you how to live your life.
And she's on welfare.
She's on free money charity.
It's pathetic.
But here is an actually good tip is you ask skill testing questions.
Like during one of the arguments, I said to a female relative of mine, I said, what's the population of America?
And she goes, 8 million?
8 million.
I've received, oh, was from women, by the way, 80 billion was another answer I got.
And the reason I have these there is to say, look, I'm not calling you stupid.
I don't care if you know the population or not.
But I'm saying you're getting involved in things like illegal immigration and Trump and all this numbers stuff.
Politics is a numbers game.
And you don't have the fundamental basics down.
So I don't talk about football.
You don't talk about politics.
You don't know what you're talking about.
But you know who else I fought with over the Christmas holidays was Alex Sulkin, of all people.
Do you know who he is?
He does a family guy, very successful, a very successful, don't go full screen on these, by the way, Dave.
A very successful writer.
A family guy, he did A Million Ways to Die in the West with, what's his name, Seth McFarlane.
And he's an intelligent, normal human being who has just become lobotomized.
Everyone involved in comedy has become an idiot.
So the 8 million argument I had over Thanksgiving was not unusual.
Listen to this argument I have with Alec.
He did this tweet where he said, Trump said something like, 52 million people will be traveling this Thanksgiving.
And he goes, yeah, they're trying to get away from you.
What?
They're traveling all over the country.
That's not even remotely funny.
And I go, what's going on with you?
I said, dude, your entire scene is stuck in a rut.
LA has a boring crap hole, but at least it has funny people in it.
And I talked about some people we know.
And I go, you're the guy who came with Crap A DM.
And now you're like Mad Magazine, Trump on every second page.
And he defends himself and he says, I don't make that many Trump jokes.
And I go, look, this isn't your job as a professional funny man, but it's my job.
By the way, after being banished from comedy.
But provide me with a concrete example of him being out of line.
And I'll ignore all the jobs, the 800,000 jobs and the DAO and the economic confidence, and I'll explain it.
So here's his comeback.
Ready?
Twitter.
That's it.
Just Twitter.
The fact that Donald Trump tweets.
Being a confessed sexual predator, strike two for Trump.
And the daily lying beginning with the size of his crowd on Inauguration Day.
And when you ask for a concrete example of him being out of line, it makes me feel like you're on another planet.
I feel like you're on another planet.
And I go, they let you do it as not a sexual predator.
That's a famous guy bragging about groupies.
Vince Neal from Montley Crew is not an admitted sexual predator.
The Inauguration Day crowd was untrue.
Yes, big deal.
And I talked about all this horrible stuff Obama did and Hillary did.
And I said he needs Twitter because the press lies.
Hillary, they sent you a 94% chance of winning.
Twitter's a way to bypass that.
And then he comes back with this.
You ready for this one?
Your team has Nazis.
Mine doesn't.
Goodbye.
This is a seemingly intelligent individual.
Trump derangement syndrome is a lobotomizer.
I respect a lot, but never that.
That just cannot stand.
And then he adds this, and they say this a lot, by the way.
When you meet your maker, you really want to say, I was on the Nazi team, so where's my room?
And I just go, wow.
And he goes, yep, that's your mirror.
He's Miles.
He's Miles McInnes, who we're going to talk to soon.
And, oh, God, I just go, my team is everyone right of center?
Okay, your team has Linda Sarsour and the Muslim Brotherhood.
They hate gays.
They want Sharia law, where women are second-class citizens.
Sarsour supports Hamas, which is actively trying to eradicate Jews from the planet.
I said, don't even get me started on the violent racism of BLM and Antifa.
The less paranoia about Nazis is downright bizarre.
You might as well be Bigfoot Chasers.
Do you see what we're up against here?
So on today's show, we've got Ozzie versus Steve Jones and Islam.
We've got Miles McInnes talking about how women are better at sports.
We've got me and Judgy Bitch, the housewife, talking about Nigella Lawson's breasts and all the horrible crimes she's done.
And we're also going to focus on this Lindsay Shepard case where Jordan Peterson got her in trouble because she dared to show one of the videos.
And the reason I want to bring that up is to show you that academia is way farther gone down the rabbit hole than you think.
You got to read the way some of these professors write.
They are illiterate.
But first, let's start with the worst wipeout I've ever seen in my life.
My leg's broken!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Call 911, please.
I thought about the time when I turned my back and strolled.
Here's more of that opening song we played.
This is the crescendo that happens in the middle when Lemmy and Ozzy bust into not being a nice guy.
*music*
I have chills.
Chills.
Goose pimples.
Goose pimples.
So that's Ozzy singing with Lemmy about not being a nice guy, the song we discussed in the opening theme.
Check out some more of this stuff, though, because I'm trying to build the characters here because the context is everything.
This is the king of darkness.
He's considered the scariest guy ever in the music world.
He invented Black Sabbath because their jam space was on top of a horror movie theater.
And Aussie goes, let's make music that's scary.
So play War Pigs.
You got that 70 spell?
War Pigs.
Remember this song?
I didn't know it was so old.
Okay.
So we get it.
That's Black Sabbath.
Scary, heavy metal, badass band.
I mean, when I was a kid in high school or junior high, if you had Black Sabbath on your jacket, you were scary.
That's how scary they were.
That's the kind of currency they had.
Another very daunting thing you could have is the Sex Pistols.
And people don't know this about the 70s, but I was in Britain in the 70s, and you were scared of the Sex Pistols.
Little kids, like if you were 10, Johnny Rotten freaked you out.
You thought he was going to come out from under your bed.
Play the Sex Pistols video.
You should be just me playing it while I'm talking, Dave.
It's like punchbackness.
Oh, that was a good place to play it.
Good work.
So there's Steve Jones.
Okay.
So there's the context.
We've got Steve Jones, the guitarist for the Sex Pistols.
We've got Ozzy Osborne, the singer of Black Sabbath.
These should be some pretty brave and scary dudes, right?
Now check it out.
Show Ozzy on...
I don't like saying that word jukebox.
Do you pronounce the K?
Jukebox?
Jute?
But anyway, they're just riffing here talking about growing up in Alton, which I believe is like Northwest.
I don't know, is it near Birmingham?
I think it's around there.
Bristol.
They're all the same.
But all the surrounding areas, London and the surrounding areas have been completely taken over by Muslims.
And Ozzy notices this, so he brings it up.
Go ahead.
You were working class, right?
Where you came from?
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
I mean, where I came from, I went up there recently.
It's not Muslims.
All the pubs are closed, they're going to have a drink.
It's just a different place.
The house is still there, but it's really strange to go back to it.
Was it one of them houses where they're all light in a row?
Yeah.
And there's a couple streets.
Okay.
No, did you?
You see that?
So he says, he brings up the Muslim thing.
Fascinating subject, by the way.
And if anyone should be brave enough to tackle it, it's the king of punk and the king of metal.
But immediately, was it one of those row houses?
Yeah, you grew up there.
Yeah, let's not talk about Muslims.
So it comes around again a little bit later.
Birmingham is really Chinese.
Yeah.
Do you follow football?
In actual Black Sabbath show, we did it in Birmingham.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was great.
Do you follow football?
Okay, that's it.
Really?
Isn't that amazing?
Steve Jones, I mean, he played with Sid Vicious, Johnny Rotten.
Ozzy sings War Pigs.
And the second, he says, Birmingham's really changed.
Do you follow football?
Let's talk about football.
I don't want to talk about Muslims.
Too risky.
I'm too scared.
Now, I found a video of Ozzy's house online.
That's the beauty of this.
It's just like being a ghost on YouTube.
You can just go, I'm going to fly over to Ozzy's house.
So I fly over and look, he's right.
Muslims, Muslims.
He's just a little bit down here.
He's the White House.
Go full screen there, Dave.
Look at that.
Muslims, Muslims, Muslims.
His house is the White House there, number 14.
And Birmingham has changed.
Hey, Steve, grow some balls, okay?
Why don't you pull up a topographical map of Christians and Muslims in Britain?
Look at that.
Have you ever seen a clearer depiction of white flight?
All the Christians running north, running southwest, running southeast, trying to get away from Muslims who don't just, they don't assimilate.
They replace.
Look at this.
Show the Muslim map.
That's a replacement.
That's not two groups mingling together.
We're not all getting along like one big pizza pie like the Jamaicans did.
If you saw a Jamaican map in 1980, you wouldn't be able to tell where the Jamaicans were.
They were scattered all throughout the country.
They still are.
They're still passionate defenders, and they follow football.
Muslims don't follow football.
In Britain, you don't get any Muslim soccer players.
You'll get ones who have been imported, but you don't get Muslims who were born in Britain playing professional soccer.
That's because they don't seem to like Britain.
They don't assimilate.
And I am profoundly disappointed in heavy metal and punk rock for being too scared to discuss such things.
My shine wore off as time wore on.
Ha ha ha ha.
Oh, man.
I was just rereading Why Men Aren't Funny by Lindy West.
I don't know if you know Lindy West.
She's a plus-sized blogger from Jezebel and an empowered feminist.
And she's basically just talking about how this was a very rough time for women in general.
And learning that Louis C.K. was a pervert was disgusting.
I wasn't surprised, by the way.
All men are rapists.
I'm a rapist, waiting to happen.
I have to fight my own masculinity to stop from raping.
And I'm probably a pedophile, too.
Anyway, by the way, I'm not having kids.
So that's on purpose because I think that white people having kids is tantamount to creating rapists, murderers, and racists.
And I don't want any more of those.
There's already enough of me around.
But anyway, when I was reading it, a line kind of jumped up at me, and she said, I am tired of calculation.
If we're having a reckoning, let's have a full reckoning.
Unleash the reckoning.
And I started applying her brilliant thought process to everything, like sports.
Men are not good at sports.
Every sport that women try, they dominate.
Like take mixed martial arts, for example.
Ever heard of a woman named Fallon Fox?
She is an incredible fighter that could kick the ass of any man.
And she's dominating mixed martial arts.
Watch how good she is of a fighter.
Just watch her in action here.
Slam.
Turns around.
She's the light-skinned one, the Hispanic one.
Boom.
Flips her around.
Need a black chick in the head, Fallon.
And kaboom.
Thanks, TMZ.
Fallon Fox is dominant.
Dominant in MMA.
But let's choose another thing.
What about track and field in high school?
Let's randomly choose up in Connecticut here in New York.
Let's try that.
Oh, no, Connecticut is a different state, but you know what I mean.
Near New York.
Now, this young woman's name is Andrea Yearwood.
It's not spelt Andrea.
And show that video, Dave, where she's running.
She's so fast.
It's such an inspiration to watch this woman go.
Look at her go.
Who's in front?
Who's in front?
The beautiful Andrea.
Nailed it so much faster than all other girls.
Girls are even better than girls in many cases.
Can we have a look at her?
She went a little too fast for me to see there.
There she is.
Look how beautiful she is.
Can you zoom in on her?
Zoom in on that.
Make her full screen.
Look at that angel.
That is one of the fastest women in the history of high school track.
But let's choose a totally different thing.
The Jillian Bearden.
Have you ever heard of the Tour de Toussaint?
It's in Arizona, and it's considered one of the most intense bicycle races in the entire country.
And this year, Jillian just destroyed at it.
She shattered all previous records.
She is a human bullet on that thing.
Or what about Laurel Hubbard?
Now, this is a weightlifter.
I think I'm getting her name right.
Yeah.
This is a weightlifter who comes in there.
Men are going, oh, this is too heavy for me.
I don't know how to do it.
And she comes in and goes, let me try.
And they go, but you're a girl.
And she goes, yeah, let's see.
Show that picture of her lifting 90 kilograms.
90 kilograms, I believe, is about 750 pounds.
90 kilograms above her head.
Kicking ass, taking names.
Once again, ladies.
Or Mac begs.
Now, Mac is she's a, well, she's a boy, but she won the local wrestling match in her division, and the parents couldn't take it.
And they go, oh, she took testosterone.
That's cheating.
That's basically steroids.
Hey, racist transphobes.
She was taking testosterone because she's transitioning.
So it's called having a prescription.
So you might want to renew your prescription to Mother Jones and read some facts about what wrestlers need when they're transitioning.
It's not a performance enhancing drug in that case.
And I thought this was a really interesting one.
I saw this on 60 Minutes and it was Schueller Beiler.
Look at her.
When she was the chick on the skateboard, she was the top swimmer on the female swim team, breaking all kinds of records.
Then she transitioned into a guy and the male Harvard swim team took over, took her, and she became the worst swimmer on the entire team.
Why is that?
Because men are worse at sports.
So I hadn't seen Kirby Enthusiasm yet.
I just read the reviews, and the reviews were terrible.
They said it's formulaic, it sucks.
And I think, I better check it out.
So I check it out.
It's hilarious.
There's a fatwa on him because he insulted the whatever guy of Iran, the grand supreme leader, or whatever they're called.
And he gets a fatwa put on him and he has to go in disguise.
And then I hear, oh, it's even worse now.
He was on SNL and he did this terrible joke.
Watch, these are the two jokes that they're pissed off about.
First, this one.
Which is that many of the predators are Jews.
And then this really made people mad.
To a concentration camp?
Would I still be checking out women in the camp?
Yeah, it's offensive.
That's what comedy is.
So first he's bad news because he's offended Muslims with his fatwa.
And then he's bad news because he offended Jews with his Holocaust joke.
It's called funny.
Watch out, dude.
Jesus Christ.
You did it twice now.
You knew that?
What do you mean you knew?
Pay attention.
Negligence is no excuse.
So the moral of the story here is that Larry David is unpopular because people aren't funny anymore.
That's Lindsay Shepard, Wilford Laurier University master's student.
That's near Toronto in Canada.
And she was just chastised for showing a Jordan Peterson video to some of her underlings.
And there was lots of protests.
It blew up because she recorded it.
One of the nerdiest, most Canadian-looking protests, scroll down on it.
Look how kind everyone is.
I stand with Lindsay.
Hi, there's seven of us saying sorry.
Oh, she was there.
Go to the bottom picture there.
No, down more.
Look at them all smiling.
We brought our kids.
Keep going.
Look, this tranny loves free speech.
I hate seeing these trannies in college because it's clearly just lesbians.
Or as we used to call them in college, lugs.
Lesbian until graduation.
But go to the bottom picture.
No.
Keep going.
That's the picture I was trying to get to.
Trans people deserve justice.
Look at them.
So they show up silently protesting.
Because if you like Jordan Peterson, then you refuse to use pronouns for trans people, which means you hate trans people, which means you want them to never exist.
So after she recorded, the school apologized.
And Lindsay said, yeah, you apologized after you were publicly shamed.
And the apology, I pulled it up.
It's one of the most boring things I've ever read.
I'll just read you some of it and see if you can stay awake.
I wanted to write to apologize to you for how the meeting we had proceeded.
While I was not able to do so earlier due to confidentiality concerns, including your privacy as a grad student, now that the audio of the meeting is public, I can say more.
So you recording me enabled me to apologize.
I wasn't able to apologize before.
That's just a lie.
While I still cannot discuss the concerns, blah, blah, see, I'm getting bored.
It has given me occasion to rethink not only my approach to discussing the concerns that day, but many of the things I said in our meeting as well.
First, I want to say when I was made aware of the concern, I was told, blah, blah, blah.
Okay.
So he goes on to say that he just wanted to protect the students.
But secondly, he's realizing now that maybe you were right, and it was smart to show it.
But how about a discussion first, before you show it, on how to better have the tools to unpack?
They use the word unpack a lot.
But I think it's important to get the whole backstory here because there's something beneath the surface of this story that few people have looked at.
And that is that academia is at an all-time amateur super high.
They have never been worse at their jobs.
And the young students who go to these classes, they don't know any better.
But as an adult, I started going through this, and wow, are professors stupid.
So let's just give you the backstory here with a little segment I'm going to call, professors are stupid.
There was a Breitbart article that said school doubles down on persecution of Lindsay Shepard.
And this girl, she's an assistant TA, whatever, prof assistant, for graduate students.
And she dared to show her students a Jordan Peterson video.
Now, I don't know if you know this, but that is a violation of the Canadian Human Rights Code, and it makes the children in the school feel unsafe.
So we can't present any contentious arguments in school because that will make people feel unsafe.
And so they get called out for that, obviously, and they respond with more hubris and more pride in defending their position.
They say, as a responsible employer, we're obligated to abide by government regulations, and they're right.
And in that sense, the Canadian Human Rights Commission makes it illegal to say things that offend a group, even if they're true.
Seriously, like Schindler's List, you could argue that's a violation of the Human Rights Code because it makes Germans look bad, even though that movie is about things that happened.
We gather the facts of the situation.
To do this, we're in the process of engaging an impartial third-party professional.
Given the personnel and privacy issues involved, this process will be confidential.
Of course, it has to remain confidential, right?
And it got me sort of down this academia hole, a black hole of checking out these people because I find it so disgusting and I see them as so below me that I never actually read what they say or pay much attention to it.
But I started checking it out and I was just shocked at the quality of writing and how bad it is.
It's really sub-high school.
So not only are these academics wrong and not only have they made up their own language, but they're not good at their job.
And remember that guy we had on yesterday who beat up those two or attacked those two college Republicans?
His name was, What was his name?
Tariq Khan.
So I was reading some of his writing, and he's an anarchist and a communist.
That makes perfect sense, right?
You don't want any rules and you want tons of rules.
So he wrote this article called Masking Oppression as Free Speech: An Anarchist Take.
And that's a fun, that's pretty interesting because you go, oh, yeah, I can't wait to hear you, as an anarchist, tell me why free speech doesn't matter.
And he does.
He gets into it.
He cites some anti-fascists from the 30s.
They're really into like Mussolini, anti-Mussolini guys, and who said fascism is not to be debated.
It is to be destroyed.
How about you destroy it with a debate?
But he says a lot of these right-wingers will use free speech as a trick to trick you.
Okay, trick me back with a better argument.
And then he says this sentence, which I thought was amazing.
For example, two years ago, when you see Berkeley students organized to keep comedian Bill Maher from speaking on their campus, I love the way they talk, organized to keep him.
Media outlets framed it as a controversy about free speech, rather than engaging with the much deeper critiques the students had about Marr's perpetuation of U.S. imperialist, Orientalist discourse.
Can you imagine sitting in the class just writing the word Orientalist and going, I guess I'll look that up later?
Discourse which fuels militarism abroad and racist violence at home.
That's why they didn't want him to speak.
So I'm looking at, it has a footnote, of course, and you go, what the hell is Orientalism?
They always have these terms, and I'm going to get to that in a second, but in this Lindsey Shepard case, but the term Orientalism refers to a lens, that's another keyword they like, through which the West perceives of the East.
Further, it is a cultural framework through which Western historically imperialist nations, such as France, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, have constructed themselves as civilized by constructing an enemy other, particularly in the Middle East and South Asia.
Hmm, who knew?
Tariq Khan doesn't like anyone referring to the West is the best.
What kind of imbecile...
Yes, we did a lot of invading.
I like to call it improving.
Colonialism was the best thing that ever happened to India.
Colonialism is the best thing that happened to the world.
The West is the best thing that happened to the world.
In virtually every situation, those countries were better off when they were colonized and were worse off when they were decolonized.
When these countries gained independence, they also gained poverty and hunger and starvation.
Look at this, the bat you boys.
Are you really trying to argue that a civilization that dresses up young boys as woman, you got that, and parades them around?
Look at this.
Go to the top again, Dave.
The secret shame of Afghanistan's bachi bazi dancing boys who are made to dress like pedophiles.
Now go full screen on this and scroll down some of the pictures.
That one's...
Look at this boy's face.
Why do we, as Westerners, try to trivialize the other and try to make it look like we're better than them?
Why do we do that?
Because we are.
Look at those pictures.
They're all gut-wrenching.
They're all nauseating.
These poor teenage boys dancing around and they're about to be sodomized by these disgusting pedophiles and they're all laughing and enjoying.
Oh, I can't wait.
Feast your eyes on that little boy, yummy.
And then also, we just learned that there's slaves for sale.
These guys, these Africans that are going up to the border to try to get to Italy are getting caught by North African Muslims who are doing what they did thousands of years ago, hundreds of years ago.
They are buying them and selling them for $400.
In the Libyan capital of Tripoli, an auction was witnessed for a man whose price rose from $500 to $650.
Some were sold for just $400, less than half the mean weekly earnings of an American worker.
And then someone goes, does anybody need a digger?
This digger, a big, strong man, he'll dig.
An auctioneer said, I'm glad that wasn't just someone with a stuffed-up nose using a racial epithet.
And he said, what am I?
What am I bid?
What am I bid?
So this, sorry, brings me all back to Lindsay Shepherd, who is in trouble here for daring to play a Jordan Peterson video.
Now, what's fascinating is they interrogated her at the school, and she recorded, I got to get her on the show.
She recorded the interrogation, and it sounds just like Tariq Khan.
It sounds just like these amateur academics.
Listen to some of this conversation.
It's a top video, Dave.
The place has become, I would say, excessively politicized.
And so people who have viewpoints, and this also involves, includes, I would say, fairly radical leftist viewpoints, people don't feel comfortable at all in being able to use the language of their choice or to have even opinions about their differences.
Stop, stop.
You know what's incredible here?
This is the video she played.
So it's him saying, you will be persecuted if you dare to stray from the liberal narrative.
And then she gets persecuted for daring to stray from the liberal narrative.
Is the actual audio, though, of them...
Yeah, yeah, they're going to play it.
No, no, up, up, up.
Like I said, it was in the spirit of debate.
Okay, in the spirit of the debate is slightly different than being like, okay, this is like a problematic idea that we want to make sure.
But that's taking sides.
Can you believe how amateur-ish this guy is?
This guy is Nathan Rambakana.
He's an assistant professor at communication studies.
He's talking like a babysitter.
This guy is teaching your children.
Your kids are going $200,000 into debt to learn from this clown?
He's an imbecile.
Keep going.
It's taking sides for me to be like, oh, look at this guy.
Like, everything that comes out of his mouth is BS, but we're going to watch anyway.
Okay.
So I understand the position that you're coming from and your positionality.
Positionality.
The reality is that it has created a toxic climate for some of the students.
How many?
It's great.
One?
May I speak?
I have no concept of how many people complain, like what their complaint was.
You haven't shown me the complaint.
Yes, I understand that this is upsetting, but there's also confidentiality matters.
The number of people's complaints.
He can't say the word confidentiality.
But scroll down, scroll down.
So you're looking at the people that are persecuting him, her.
Keep going, keep going.
That's the guy you just heard from, right?
There's Nathan.
But keep going.
She's also interrogated by some other academic clown.
And his name is Dr. There he is.
There he is.
There he is.
Dr. Herbert Pimlot.
He's an associate professor also of communication.
These people can't communicate.
And they teach your children communication.
Zoom in on his face, by the way.
His hair is profoundly disturbing.
He's got, I think he's a mohawk.
You see, if you look like right on the side of his head, that long bang thing, I think it's a mohawk.
I think he has a really long woman's Mohican.
But I thought, I'm going to dig him up.
Let's look, what does he have to say?
Who is this academic speaking with authority about what we can and cannot think?
And it is, again, sub-high school.
These people should get C's in high school and shouldn't graduate.
They shouldn't be able, they should get C's, D's, E's, and F's.
Yeah, that's it.
And E. No, but seriously, they should get a trade.
And I'm not one of these like, you're stupid, I'm smart kind of guy.
I don't see intelligence as a huge asset.
I think some of my best friends are total idiots.
But you shouldn't be in college teaching people if you're dumb.
I'm not in the ring boxing because I'm not good at it.
Check this out.
I've always been interested in the relationship between ideas and media.
And in particular, I've been interested in those ideas that are concerned with economic and social justice and the degree to which they may or may not be taken up by the mainstream mass media.
What are you talking about?
Are you talking about whether there's liberal bias in the media or whether the media is good enough at championing your stupid SJW causes?
Bill, what's his name?
There's a guy who did the book, William McGowan did this book, Coloring the News, about bias in the media, and it's brilliant.
And he focuses on the New York Times, and he does another book, Grey Lady Down, that was also totally focused on bias in the media.
And he went through thousands of articles to draw these patterns.
This guy is just pontificating, saying, I'm seeing if the news talks about my vegan diet enough, and that's a PhD, and now I'm a doctor.
Hi, doctor.
I'm having a heart attack.
I'm trying to understand what the hell you're talking about.
Go ahead.
Out of my interest in the relationship between theory and practice, particularly in terms of thinking of the media and the relationship between the media and the public sphere.
So my earlier research around my PhD.
Okay, that's enough.
Like, just drag the mouse anywhere in the middle of that, and it has about 400 views, by the way.
And just listen to this guy.
It's all mumbo-jumbo.
There's no substance whatsoever.
Go ahead.
It's one that is based upon an interaction between two people, you could say.
That is, I don't come to teach in a manner in which there's some basis of knowledge that I'm going to impart.
Yes.
I noticed.
I don't come teaching thinking I have knowledge.
Yeah, okay.
Meanwhile, this guy was the one interrogating our girl.
But keep going with him.
Keep going.
The students come with their own questions.
And what I'm there to do is facilitate answering their questions.
And in a sense, I act as a resource, as an animator, as well as drawing upon my own experience and expertise to enable students to answer those questions that they bring.
Oh my God.
That's enough.
That's enough.
That's enough, Johnny Ramon.
Can you believe that, clown?
Can you believe what students have to endure?
I foresee big fights with my wife when it comes time for my kids to go to school because I don't want them going.
Unless it's STEM, I think you're going to come out stupider than when you went in.
And that's not what a brain's supposed to do.
A brain's supposed to debate and exercise and get stimulated.
They go there and their brains get dulled down.
So we're going to keep you posted on this, the persecution of Lindsay Shepard, but it really is a perfect example of how bad academics are at academia and thinking.
*music*
Hey, Judge.
Yeah.
What's going on in Cooking Land?
Any hot controversies recently?
Yes, yes.
I am so glad you asked.
First of all, Nagella Lawson, the beautiful, luscious, sumptuous.
I just love this woman.
I love this woman.
Did I not just criticize women for electing men because they're f ⁇ able?
Well, I watched Nagella cook because she's just wow.
As a man, you just want to ravage her.
Like, I just want to chase her up the stairs.
She's so sexual.
It's hard to explain.
Okay, well, I apologize in advance because I'm just going to bust your myth right open here.
She was making barley broth the other day.
A nice broth made out of two.
She put two teaspoons of salt in the broth.
Are you mad now?
This is like someone fumbling.
This is fumbling the ball at whatever the line is that you're not supposed to do this at in sports.
It's like watching an MMA fight, and you see her go for that second spoon.
Nagella, no!
Twitter lost their mind.
They lost their mind about Nagella using the two teaspoons of salt.
It was crazy.
You see, women want to be in the kitchen, and we want to be competitive, and we want to take this gorgeous, sumptuous woman, and then we're just going to choke her to death for using two teaspoons.
So how many should she have used?
This is all foreign to me, and I don't understand what the blasphemy is.
I don't know.
She's using like that fruity flaked salt.
It's probably the right amount, but since women's this rational, it doesn't matter.
She even measured it.
She had her little teaspoons, her little copper teaspoons that matched her $1,500 Mix Master.
Like, oh, please, you pretentious little thing.
And she had her little matching teaspoons, and here's one.
And then I saw her go for that second one.
I'm like, no, no, not the second teaspoon.
She did it.
So you're on the mob's side.
You agree with them.
I'm on the mob's side.
I am immune to rational thought.
I don't even care what it tastes like.
That was two teaspoons.
It's just wrong.
All right, I'm on your side.
Screw you, Nigela Lawson.
But her robe with the map of Venice, boy, that was beautiful.
That was just so beautiful.
I think this is the problem with women.
You join their side and then they flip and you're stuck there holding the torch trying to burn Nigella Lawson.
But take the robe off first because the robe was beautiful.
It was silk and it had the map of Venice on it, which I don't know what that has to do with barley soup, but she's making like Irish peasant food wearing this beautiful silk robe.
Update.
We have located the footage that Judgy Bitch was talking about, and it's way worse than you think.
I thought she just put a little bit of salt too much that was not the normal amount, but it's too too much.
Watch this.
By the way, am I the only one that has a deep-seated lust for Nigela Lawson?
I know it's wrong to covet Lord, but there's something about a pokritudinous woman in the kitchen.
She's buxom and she's making you buck fast, whatever this broth is.
It's very appealing.
Then all that remains is to tip in the bulg wheat, give it a quick stir and swiftly.
You're vulgar, dear.
Your vulgar use of salt in the bulgar.
Okay, here we go.
I like to salt very generously.
Then bring the pan to the boil, clamp.
You're a naughty girl!
Turn your feet to low and cook for 15 minutes.
Then off the heat you can just leave it covered till summer time.
That was very naughty, Nigela.
I should choke you to punish you for that.
Update, that was a joke.
It was a crude sexual joke.
I didn't mean for people to take it seriously, but apparently some guy named Charles Satchi has been choking her ever since.
I disavow Charles Satchi.
I disavow other Satchis, all Satchis, and I disavow any sexual thoughts regarding rough sex with Nigella Lawson.
I don't think that's something that should be in your mind when she hands you a plate of pie.
Oh my Lord.
Get off my life.
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