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02 November, 2019

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	The following program sucks.
	We ain't got no fing microphone.
	We ain't got no speaker set up.
	And now, our feature presentation.
	This is the Gabcast, a podcast about bellgab.com.
	Call the show now at 573-837-4948.
	That's 573-837-4948.
	Now shut up, sit down, and listen to the damn show.
	It's the good kiss.
	Oh, dear Lord.
	What's up, Pate?
	Not much.
	Just got home.
	Oh, did you?
	Did you drink and drive?
	That's what the audience really wants to know.
	I do not do that.
	Okay, he didn't do that.
	Have a good night, everybody.
	No, I'm just kidding.
	It's the Gabcast.
	The phone number to call if you want to be on the show tonight, 573-837-4948.
	It is 573-837-4948.
	And Pate, what are you using?
	We didn't test at all before the show.
	Here's how much confidence I have in my technological prowess.
	I reorganized everything here tonight.
	I have a new external audio interface, which I'm using to bring callers on the show.
	So I have the music you hear.
	This is stuff that most people couldn't care less about, but the music you hear, the co-host Pate, and the callers, three separate external audio interfaces for each of those.
	Things should run perfectly now.
	At least I would imagine.
	But I'm so confident in myself.
	I didn't even test any of it out before the show.
	So I had no idea whether Pate was going to actually answer when I said something at the beginning of the show there.
	But apparently it all works.
	So yeah, the number to call, 573-837-4948, if you want to be on the show.
	What are you drinking tonight, Pate?
	I am just now setting up my drinking station.
	I have a recipe for my whiskey and coats that I use.
	A drinking station.
	Let's see.
	You're not committed, are you?
	Yes.
	Oh, yes.
	I'm down in the kitchen, man.
	This is a live remote.
	Let's see here.
	This is an old recipe.
	I haven't mixed drinks at home in a long time.
	It says here, 6.65 ounces by weight of my cola, 1.9 ounces of my alcohol, and 6.5 ounces of ice.
	And my alcohol is fake Crown Royal from Costco.
	It was like 10 bucks, but it was.
	Is it in a brown bottle that says Jim's Liquor?
	Jim's Liquor Co. Inc.
	It's a Kirkland signature, and I'm about to open it right now.
	Why is my wife's cat coming to me?
	I don't know why my wife's cat is like coming to me and putting its paws on me like it wants attention from me.
	These animals know that I'm I couldn't be less interested in them.
	And so they keep their distance.
	I'm not abusive toward them, but I don't give them affection either.
	And I'm not an anti-animal person.
	I'm just not particularly fond of living with cats.
	I'm allergic to them.
	And frankly, any animal that has to poop in a box in my house, it doesn't really appeal to me.
	So I never really interact with these cats.
	And for some reason, this cat is coming to me right now like it really is into me.
	And I don't understand.
	Does it smell something on me?
	Am I dying?
	Is it feeling bad?
	You know, animals can sense that.
	Am I dying?
	I did recently turn 40.
	Can you believe that?
	40!
	My age starts with the number 4 now.
	I don't know what's happened.
	You remember, well, you may not remember, but I started this podcasting thing in 2006, and I was so bright-eyed and bushy-tailed and fresh and so optimistic about the world around me and the future that lay before me.
	Now I'm jaded and beat down and worn thin, and my age starts with the number four.
	I don't know how that happened, but I'm trying to look at it from the perspective of there are plenty of people whose ages start with the numbers six and seven who would love to be in my position.
	So.
	Are those were kids?
	No.
	Six or seven-year-olds?
	I said their ages start with six or seven, not their ages are comprised by the numbers six or seven.
	Okay, so I am drinking.
	By the way, what are you on tonight?
	Are you on the same audio device that you've used in the past?
	Okay, just try and get closer to it.
	It's, as far as I know, right next to my mouth.
	I'd like it to be in your throat, please.
	I've said those words a few times, huh?
	Huh?
	You got me?
	You see what I did then?
	Okay, I am drinking.
	I am drinking, let's see, the font on this, it's curved and it's really weird.
	Corolejo tequila, silver.
	And it says hencho in Mexico.
	So that's the primary reason I bought it.
	It's a little more expensive than what I would typically buy.
	I'm not a liquor connoisseur.
	I don't really know good liquor from bad.
	Generally, it all tastes the same to me.
	But I thought, you know, tonight I'm going to spend a little extra money.
	So I bought this, and it's a nice big, tall bottle, 750 milliliters.
	And I'm hoping that this works out okay for me.
	I've not sipped this yet.
	I have, oh, you hear that?
	Just to show you, there is some authenticity to this show.
	I really am.
	Let's go ahead and do the pour.
	Okay.
	That sounded amazing.
	Isn't this microphone great?
	I mean, you can literally hear that glugging out of the bottle.
	Listen to that.
	That is really something.
	And to think I built this microphone.
	It's a soundboard.
	It's a soundboard.
	I'm never going to stop being proud of myself for that.
	Okay, so let me get the first shot underway here so that we can start the show.
	Okay.
	I also have a half pint left over of Jameson from some other thing.
	That's sitting right here, so I don't have to go back down to the kitchen.
	Okay, I just took my first shot, and my impressions are that I can taste the Mexico in this.
	No, I'm kidding.
	I can't tell any difference whatsoever.
	I spent a little more money, and I don't know.
	It's tequila.
	It has alcohol.
	So the number again, 573-837-4948.
	You know, we left off the last show with audio problems, and I think we were about two and a half hours into the show at the point that that happened.
	And so I just, ugh, to hell with it and just ended it because I knew it was time to make some significant changes here.
	So I've got a different computer altogether.
	I mean, I really reworked everything.
	And I really want the listening audience to be aware and apprised of that so that they can A, feel sorry for me and B, feel fortunate for the amount of effort I've put into being able to bring this show to you.
	Although the effort went all the way up to the line of actually doing show prep.
	That's where my effort stops.
	The technical stuff, I'll get that all taken care of.
	Great.
	The show will sound amazing.
	But when it came to actually doing show prep, I don't know.
	I have no idea what to tell you there.
	But anyway, when we left off on the last show, there was a major announcement we were going to get to, and the show got cut off before we were able to get to that.
	So we will get to that at some point in the show tonight.
	I don't know exactly when, but we will, in fact, get to that.
	And if anybody's listening and has the ability to get a hold of George Norrie, he has called into this show before.
	And so he's not at all unfamiliar with this show.
	In fact, I think he's probably called into this show no less than five or six times.
	One of the times it was like a peak Art Bell moment.
	I remember George Norrie was calling in while Art Bell was in the chat room chatting with people and listening to George Norrie call in.
	And it was like the confluence of just everything that Bell Gab was ever about in that one moment.
	It was just all kind of crystallized and distilled in that one moment.
	It was just perfect.
	And I don't know what my point in bringing that up is other than to say George Norrie is keenly aware of this show.
	And I would really like him to call in tonight because I would like him to be a part of things as I am, I don't know, making the announcement tonight.
	I think it does pertain to him.
	And, you know, I think initially when Bell Gab started years and years ago, George's perception of the site and the site's relationship with George Nori was rather adversarial.
	But then as time went by, it seemed like George actually had a rather friendly attitude toward the site and a thick skin about things.
	And a lot of people's perception began to turn when it came to George Norrie relative to Art Bell.
	Because if you'll remember, it was Art Bell that launched the first salvo at George Norrie.
	George Norrie never came out and said one single nasty word about Art Bell ever anywhere at any time.
	But when Art started deciding to come back and, well, I remember when he came back to, when he came back in the form of SiriusXM in 2013, Art walked up to that line of saying things about George, but he didn't really quite say it.
	And then when Art came back in 2015 to do the streaming thing, then he started like directly attacking George.
	And I remember some magazine he did an interview for, and in the magazine he was talking shit about George, and he was saying that he thinks it can be done better, which, I mean, that's, I mean, I'm not going to say I ever disagreed with that assertion, but the fact is that Art was the one who was actually launching the salvos.
	And I think it goes back even further than that because if you go to my YouTube channel, youtube.com slash mvandeven, one of the videos you'll see on there is probably, I think it's got the highest view count of any video I've got on there.
	And it's an audio recording of Art Bell talking about George Norrie on Arts Ham Radio.
	And this audio was recorded right about the time Art, I'm sorry, right about the time George moved from St. Louis to L.A. to do the show.
	And Art thought it was a bad idea.
	And Art was on his ham radio talking about this.
	And he was suggesting that maybe it's because George wants to be in the good graces of all those people at corporate.
	And he wants to hobnob with those people and be a part of the political apparatus there.
	And so I would say all those years ago, however many years ago it was that George moved from St. Louis to L.A., that's when that's as far back as the public critiquing of George Norrie from Art Bell or by Art Bell goes.
	And then as he got into the 2015 streaming thing, he started really going direct at attacking George.
	But George never once said a nasty word about art anywhere.
	And I think a lot of people kind of started to turn in their attitude toward George relative to art, in part because of that.
	And also after Art left the streaming thing in 2015, December, I guess, of 2015, a lot of people said, well, at least George is a workhorse.
	At least he's consistent.
	At least he shows up.
	You know, at least he doesn't quit.
	And a lot of people really have thrown a lot of shit at George Nori.
	I mean, there's probably nobody in broadcasting that's taken as much from as many people, from as many directions as George Norrie and didn't care at all, stuck through it, had a thick skin about it, even jumped into the lion's den.
	I mean, can you imagine the castinets on George that night when he called into the Gabcast, knowing that Art Bell is in the chat room, actively listening and chatting with people, and the chat room is 95% popular, and it's right before the run-up.
	It's right before the inception of Art's show in July 2015.
	So the fever was, everything was just fever pitched, and anticipation was high, and people had chosen their sides.
	And 95% of the people in that chat room naturally had chosen Art as their side.
	But here comes George just calling in anyway.
	This guy doesn't give a shit.
	I got to tell you, I really respected him a lot for that.
	Just his willingness to jump into the lion's den, not care what anybody thinks about it, and to do so headfirst.
	So I would like George to call in tonight.
	I did send him a couple emails from a couple different email addresses, both of which he's familiar with, but I didn't get any replies to either of those.
	I don't know if George just didn't care or if maybe Tom Danheiser is filtering George's emails for him and determining what he sees.
	I have no idea.
	So if anyone has the ability to get a hold of George and have him call into the show tonight, I would really appreciate that.
	And you can just have him call into the regular number.
	It's 573-837-4948.
	That is 573-837-4948.
	And I would love to have him here as we christen a new era, as it were.
	So, Pate, you said that you had a list of a couple things that you wanted to bring to the show tonight.
	And I don't know.
	Let's just go ahead and bounce some of those off of each other.
	What do you got?
	I was merely going to speculate about the major announcement, if you put it off, that you were going to rename.
	Oh, go ahead.
	Well, we're going to do the announcement in this show.
	So, I mean, you can speculate, but I mean, you're going to find out your speculation is going to be rendered null and void.
	Wrong.
	Not necessarily wrong.
	I mean, I did hear some of your speculation that you threw at me on Voxer earlier, and I will tell you that your speculation was wrong, what I heard from you at that time.
	I thought it would be.
	Yeah, that was wrong.
	All right.
	But there it is.
	That's it.
	You said you had a little list.
	I got nothing.
	You said you had a list.
	Okay.
	Well, then, that's interesting.
	I was looking in the Gabcast thread here, and Albrecht brought something up that was on my mind a few days ago, and it kind of motivated me to talk about this a little bit.
	I don't really, this isn't a political show, and my intention is not to be political, but politics isn't everything we do.
	Everything you do throughout the course of your day-to-day life somehow is touched by politics.
	And he was talking about the fact that it's really difficult to do humor anymore.
	Comedians are being banned from college campuses and complaining.
	I mean, even people who you would expect are going to have a free pass for all eternity, like Jerry Seinfeld complaining vigorously about the fact that he's not able to perform his art the way he once did.
	And it seems to be sort of an epidemic.
	Just this people applying their own filters to what it is we are allowed to laugh at.
	People have determined that something being offensive automatically renders it null and void or renders it ineligible for comedic consideration or inclusion.
	So there are certain topics you're not allowed to make comedy about.
	There are certain subjects you're just simply not allowed to laugh at.
	It's not just the comedians.
	Look at the audiences at half of these shows.
	People get up and they start doing their act and they'll get into an area that the audience themselves are uncomfortable with.
	And you can look at them and you can see that they're not even sure if they're supposed to laugh or not.
	And so Albrecht was talking about this on the forum earlier this evening, the fact that it's so difficult now to do comedy.
	Because if you go in the wrong direction, if you zig when you should have zagged, in some Western nations, you're going to be actually facing criminal charges as a result of that.
	I mean, in this country, yeah, you might lose a book deal.
	You might lose your gig on SiriusXM.
	You will be penalized in various ways that affect your ability to make money and pay your bills every month.
	But you won't face legal repercussions.
	At least we have avoided going down that road so far.
	Although there's some town, I think it was in Massachusetts.
	Massachusetts.
	There's some town that's looking to pass a law that says if you call a woman a bitch and you do so in a disparaging way that's intended to insult or otherwise demean her, you are guilty of a crime and you will face criminal penalties as a result of doing that.
	I mean, so it is this mentality, although it's not as prevalent, it's not prevalent at all, that mentality meaning facing legal repercussions for speech, although that's not prevalent at all in the United States of America yet, the attempt is being made to slowly, slowly weave it into the fabric of things.
	And you'll start seeing it in municipalities like this place in Massachusetts and elsewhere.
	And so as Albrecht was talking about this, it occurred to me the other day I saw they're coming out with a new Coming to America.
	You remember, what was it, 1988, I think is when that movie came out?
	Eddie Murphy, Arsenio Hall.
	James Earl Jones was Jeffy Jafar the king.
	I'm not even going to try to do James Earl Jones, but try to imagine that movie today.
	Like as I thought about this, I envisioned several scenes from that movie.
	For instance, the black awareness rally.
	Why don't y'all ladies turn around and let me get a good look here?
	When I turn around and I see these ladies on this stage, I know there's a god somewhere.
	Turn around, ladies.
	Let me get a good look at you.
	Now y'all know this young man.
	He's from Jackson High Tone.
	Mr. Render.
	What?
	I mean, that scene could not.
	He is objectifying women.
	This is an era when women should be more than just a bag of bones for you to engage sexually.
	I mean, how it's funny.
	I mean, I don't know how complicated an argument you can make when it comes to this subject.
	It's funny.
	This preacher on the stage, he's a preacher.
	And he's up there perving out, asking these women to turn around and show everybody their asses.
	And then they do it.
	I know there's a god.
	And then as they start to walk away, he gives the old.
	I mean, that is hilarious.
	Just the juxtaposition.
	Those women, their nice brown asses all on the stage facing the audience and this dirty old preacher.
	And that then he's got that line when the McDowell's owner, Randy McDowell, or something, Cleo McDowell, the guy that owns the McDonald's rip-off restaurants, McDowell's.
	His daughter goes up on stage, and Reverend Brown is like, somebody ought to put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
	That's where I got that line on don't treat Keith this way, by the way.
	I stole it from that.
	But that stuff could never happen today.
	And so I'm imagining, I'm envisioning this Coming to America Part 2, which is supposed to come out, I think, in April of 2020.
	And I can't imagine this movie being funny.
	Not just because of the social justice implications as it relates to comedy, but this sort of thing seems to happen frequently when you have people who make a successful movie and then they become successful themselves.
	Many years go by, so they're separated from their station at life.
	They're separated from the station in life where they were when they made that movie, not just in terms of age, but also in terms of the position of their career, their financial situation.
	There are a lot of criteria that separate them from their circumstances at the time the original successful movie was made.
	So then 20 years down the line, they try to make a sequel to this largely successful movie, and it's a complete dud.
	And a lot of it is because these people, now that they have become successful and they have a lot to lose now, they don't take risks and they are overly concerned with the idea of offending anybody.
	And I think one of the greatest, well, not necessarily overly concerned with the idea of offending anybody, but they're overly concerned with the movie being successful rather than just doing what's funny.
	And probably the biggest example of this that comes to mind is the Dumb and Dumber sequel.
	Dumb and Dumber 2.
	I'm not talking about that Dumb and Dumber er, ugh.
	The one that didn't star Jeff Daniels or Jim Carrey.
	It was just these two guys.
	And on the cover, the poster for this movie, whether you saw the poster or you bought the DVD, what they did was they had these guys smash their faces up against a piece of glass or something and distort their appearance so you couldn't really tell it wasn't Jim Carrey and it wasn't Jeff Daniels.
	So I'm such a stupid jizbag.
	I actually went to the movie theater thinking that this was a dumb and dumber sequel starring Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels.
	I get in there and I sit down and this movie starts and I'm thinking, okay, five minutes in, they're going to move from these guys back to Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels.
	30 minutes in, I'm still waiting for it to happen and I come to the realization it's not going to happen.
	And so I actually just got up and walked out of the movie.
	In my entire existence, that is the only movie I've ever walked out of.
	Dumb and Dumber Ur, which I was fooled into going to see.
	Had they not done that cover where they've got their faces smashed up against glass so you can't tell who it really is in the movie, I suspect that that movie probably would have made about 75% less than it did, which what it did make, I'm sure wasn't very impressive.
	But it managed to get into mainstream movie theaters all on the coattails and inertia of the original movie.
	But that's neither here nor there.
	The point is, Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels did get together, I think in 2014, and they did the actual true sequel to Dumb and What are you doing over there?
	Are you moving?
	Are you remodeling?
	What is it you're doing over there?
	Good lord.
	Drink number two.
	That's my official radio static out of the Iceman and the freezer.
	Good lord.
	Anyway.
	Hey, my fake crown has a cork in it.
	I mean, it can't be that bad, right?
	Well, if they did, you know, if they did put the oldie time quirk, at least they gave it that level of consideration.
	But they came out with this movie, the actual sequel, I think in 2014, and it wasn't funny at all.
	And there were several elements of it missing.
	One was that they weren't actually on a road trip or a mission so much as they were in the first one.
	And the second reason that it was the second mistake they made was that the characters had a maliciousness to them.
	Like Jim Carrey's Lloyd Christmas character, he was actually evil and malicious.
	And there wasn't anything likable about him.
	I mean, in the first movie, I mean, he did bad things, but at the root of most of the bad things, okay, he did tape the dead bird's head to the dead bird's body and give it to Billy and 4C in the first movie.
	But it was just because they needed money desperately, and it wasn't really that terrible a thing to do.
	It was bad, yes, but he was a blind kid.
	How would he know the difference, really?
	I mean, let's be honest with one another.
	But there wasn't any real maliciousness to what he did as there was in the second movie.
	So that was the second mistake.
	But beyond all of that, it just wasn't funny.
	I mean, it's like they tried to use shock humor, like where they're standing over the old lady.
	And I guess she queefs.
	Is that what it was?
	And powder flies out or something?
	It was just like, I don't know.
	It just wasn't funny.
	And they made so many mistakes with that movie.
	And it was a perfect encapsulation of everything that's wrong when somebody comes back 20 years later and tries to capture lightning in a bottle again the way they did on round one, when people were willing to take risks and people didn't have fortunes to lose and people weren't so worried about getting sued and people weren't so worried about social justice sensibilities and concerns and being offensive to people and how they would have to apologize for.
	for it and just all of this crap.
	I can't imagine, I am going to see this movie, but I can't imagine how it's going to be funny.
	I think I'm going to see it just so I can appreciate the tightrope walk they had to employ in trying to be funny while not offending any of the various intersectional considerations that exist out there on the oppression chart.
	Go ahead.
	Go ahead.
	Yeah, I think, yeah, you started saying something.
	I'm typing, man.
	Oh, are you typing to me?
	No, I'm typing to Walks at Night because he says I got bitched out for screwing up your groove.
	And I said I was trying to type quietly.
	You didn't get bitched out.
	I do that to everybody.
	That's what Walks at Night says.
	Okay.
	Yeah, you know, you know, I was thinking about the political correctness and all that stuff, but not so much, and politics.
	It was more politics and political correctness.
	And it's not even, I mean, at work and you're like when you're out at the bar hanging out with people you know, you can get in a conversation with somebody and express your opinion.
	And all of a sudden, it's like they can get a look in their eye like, I don't even know you.
	You know, they get severely butthurt about it in all the 20 years of lightning in a bottle 20 years later.
	You know somebody for 20 years and you say something or, you know, you would think it would be common ground between the two of you.
	And some people will freak out and be like, I can't believe that.
	And, you know, you become like an enemy for life to them.
	Or, for instance, at a job, like say you're at a job you've been working for a while and you don't, you know, normally at work, you don't talk politics, religion, and what's the other one?
	It's like the captain's table topic, sex.
	That's the other one.
	But, you know, at work, you eventually get around to talking politics with somebody and you express your opinion about politics.
	And there are certain people out there that if they find out you're on the opposite team politically or they think that you're on the opposite team, that you become an enemy to them.
	And they almost actively will try to undermine you or gun for you.
	I don't know.
	I can't discuss politics with anybody anymore because look at Belgab, for instance.
	Look at Belgab.
	If I disagree with anybody's political viewpoint, I'm a Trump tard or I'm a Russian sympathizer or whatever other personal attack is going to get thrown at me.
	And those people know who they are.
	If you can't talk politics without personally attacking somebody or telling me, oh, you're just repeating what you heard on this or what you heard on that.
	Oh, well, guess what are you?
	A fucking fountain of original thought?
	Go fuck your mother.
	Are you some beacon of unique insight?
	No.
	Half of these people, I can see the exact same goddamn opinion by watching Rachel Maddow or any other.
	I can go watch Lester Holt.
	I can watch any of these shows on MSNBC or CBS, ABC, CNN, whatever.
	Why would you waste your time doing that anyway?
	Well, my point is, like, these people, they think it's a valid argument to tell you that you just heard your opinion somewhere else and that's why you're saying that.
	And then they'll, after insulting you like that, tell you what their opinion is.
	And you're like, I've heard this shit 10,000 times myself.
	I mean, what's so original about your thought process?
	I wonder about, not everybody is like that, but I often wonder the people that are like that, you know, and when they distance themselves from me, I'm kind of like, well, yeah, go far away.
	You're the one constrained in a thought pattern based on a political party, for instance.
	You know, your political, say, pick an issue.
	I don't care.
	I'm going to pick one.
	Abortion.
	I'm for abortion.
	Therefore, I'm against guns.
	I love gays, trans, you know, blah, blah, blah.
	What's the other one?
	Other one, one, you know, whatever.
	If I'm for abortion, I'm a Democrat.
	You know, tried and true, every issue that the Democrat Party comes up with, the official party line is that's now my robot-like response to life is that's how I that's the lens I see.
	I no longer want to own a gun.
	You know, I don't know.
	I don't think.
	What I think you're saying is that it's a sad commentary on the American body politic that I can ask your opinion for most people, not you necessarily.
	I'm just saying most people, I can ask their opinion on one subject, and based on their answer to that one subject and what their opinion is on it, I will with 95% certainty be able to tell them what they think on a wide array of issues.
	But that assumption that, oh, you think this, you think X, therefore you also think Z, Y, B, M, you know, it doesn't work like that.
	And that's where I disagree with my opinion.
	That's where I disagree with you.
	I think for most people, it sadly does work that way.
	Yeah, sure.
	I mean.
	Oh, no, no, no.
	I thought you were disagreeing with me about it destroying America as a concept that you can think, you know, you can love guns.
	You can hate gays.
	You can want abortions, and I'm trying to think other political hot topic button things, you know, close the borders or open the border.
	I don't know.
	I'm trying to think of some kind of complete wild, you know, anybody with.
	Your point is made.
	You know, but if they just asked you one question and got one answer from you, they would pigeonhole you.
	I love the urban dictionary for pigeonholing.
	Death News.
	Sounds like a good time to me.
	Yeah.
	You should look it up.
	Pigeonholing is crazy.
	Citron says, speculation, MV is going to start selling vapes with Norrie's face on them.
	I'm going to say that's close, but not quite.
	Not quite.
	And then Citron follows that up with Bill Hicks is rolling in his grave.
	Were he still alive, he would be lighting everyone up.
	You know, the sad thing is, I've thought about this a lot because I used to be a huge.
	Alex Jones.
	Well, a lot of people think that.
	I mean, they're both from Austin, and they kind of, I don't know.
	Bill Hicks does sort of look like a younger Alex Jones.
	So hold on.
	I believe that.
	I really believe that.
	Do you really?
	I really believe that.
	You really believe Alex Jones is Bill Hicks.
	Now, hold on.
	Hold on.
	Now, what political party do I belong to?
	Well, hold this thought because I just want to make this quick point about Bill Hicks, and then you can go into this.
	I've thought about this a lot.
	And sadly, I think Bill Hicks would be today in today's politics.
	I think he would have evolved into yet another social justice warrior with the Reds under the bed, commie.
	Well, not commie anymore, but like if you go back 40, 50 years ago, the people who considered themselves to be politically left and liberal looked romantically in many ways to the Soviet Union back when it was actually a threat to the United States and when it was actually a truly repressive regime, they actually in many ways looked at it with a certain romanticism.
	And now, fast forward to 2019 when the Soviet Union no longer exists and it's merely the Russian Federation and it's making valid attempts, at least as best it can, with all the corruption that exists in their system.
	It's at least making an attempt at some semblance of capitalism.
	It's become Christianized as a culture, as a society.
	It never lost the Russians, I don't believe, actually ever lost the church.
	In the Stalin era, in the Stalin era, they did.
	Now, maybe when Khrushchev came in after Stalin.
	You can still have a secret priest somewhere.
	I mean, he'll be able to do it.
	I'm not saying people didn't secretly have their beliefs.
	I know they did, but you weren't allowed to publicly because the church for you was the state.
	That was the church.
	And that's no longer the case.
	People can openly profess their Christianity or whatever other religious predisposition they may have.
	They're no longer looking to nuke the United States.
	The notion of a Cuban missile crisis with the Russians today is so unthinkable to me, it's laughable as a concept.
	Yet, now that they're no longer a threat, now that their people are making some attempt at capitalistic enterprise and progress, now that they are able to openly and freely express their religious views, I'm guessing up to a point.
	I mean, I know there are certain aspects of the Russian government that are repressive in certain ways.
	But largely, they are not anywhere near the threat they once were, nor are they anywhere near the representatives of suffocating the human spirit that they once were.
	In other words, they're like most nations out there.
	Go ahead.
	Well, there's no Warsaw Pact countries anymore.
	Is there a need for NATO anymore?
	And I think that's where the Ukraine troubles come from.
	Should Ukraine be free to join NATO?
	And why would they join NATO?
	And what's Russia thinking about that while we're closing up on their border, essentially, with a Cold War era area, era, political, international political defense structure that seems primarily aimed at Russia or the former Soviet Union, it's kind of lost its purpose almost.
	I mean, is there any reason to have a NATO anymore?
	I've wondered this since the walls came down, honestly.
	Let's talk policy.
	Here's the reason to have a NATO in the year 2019.
	The reason to have a NATO in 2019 is so that Western European nations can continue to fund their social safety nets and their public health options and divert the money that they would have otherwise spent on a military paying for social programs.
	So every time you pay your taxes here in the United States and a huge chunk of the money that you sent to the federal government goes to fund the Pentagon, you have effectively underwritten the social welfare programs of Western Europe.
	So I get really tired of listening to Western Europeans with their chests puffed out going on and on about how great it is that they have free health care.
	Well, I agree.
	I support the idea of socialized medicine.
	But don't come to me and pretend that you're doing something right and we're idiots and that's why we don't have it and you do.
	The reason you have it and we don't is because we spend, what, $715 billion a year for a military that's used to protect you so that you only have to spend one or two.
	So you want to know why it is that you get free medical care and we don't?
	It's because we are effectively subsidizing your health care.
	The American people, when you walk around with your chest puffed out in your Western European socialized system telling us what idiots we are because you get free health care.
	And oh, by the way, you get a pass to ride on a taxi for free to go home from the hospital.
	Well, that's all great, but you should be thanking me for that, not telling me what an idiot my people and my government is and I am because we don't have it.
	I feel the tequila starting to set in, so I don't know how well I made that point.
	I don't know either, but all I know is I want to keep the German base and Ramstein and wherever the hell else it is.
	Ramstein, I don't know.
	There's some big assistants.
	And now that Western Europe is now that Western Europe is importing the poverty-stricken hordes of Northern Africa into their nations, all of whom, almost all of whom are going to be reliant on the Western European social safety net, they've got no choice but to cheerlead for the ongoing existence of something like NATO.
	They've got no choice but to be in favor of that shit.
	Because if suddenly there weren't a NATO, and if suddenly there weren't this guarantee of U.S. protection in the event that you find yourself in a military conflict with a non-NATO member,
	they would be forced to spend quite a bit of money funding a military rather than spending money on social safety nets, which now are being used to subsidize the lives of North African immigrants who don't have a pot to piss in.
	So you'll talk about North Africa, though, and Europe.
	The French still have the Foreign Legion.
	I did see Legion soldiers in Afghanistan.
	They were there.
	I spoke to them in French a little bit.
	It was kind of fun.
	Anyway, the French actually, I think the Legion had its teeth pulled a little bit when it was like in the 60s, I think, when the French government started going a little Marxist.
	They're probably a lot more Marxist now.
	But the Legion's kind of, they have bases all over the place in North Africa.
	I think that's one of the reasons why you have North African influx into Europe as part of the deal.
	If you join the Legion, you get French citizenship at the end of your term of service.
	So, I mean, granted, that's not everybody.
	How much value is there in that?
	Well, that's introducing folks back home, family back home.
	Hey, there's this whole other world.
	You know, I mean, these small countries, these third world countries, some, you know, the villagers, your common person just really doesn't didn't have a concept of the outside world.
	I mean, that's going away more and more with the cell phones and the internet connectivity and all that sort of things.
	You know, that opens up a world, but most, I don't know.
	Man, okay, let me get back on the point I was making earlier.
	Cidron says Bill Hicks is rolling in his grave.
	Were he still alive, he would be lighting everyone up.
	My point in mentioning the left-wing, sort of progressive liberal perception of Russia 30 or 40 years ago relative to today is to say that there's been a shift.
	And the very people who would have protested McCarthyism in the 1950s are now the McCarthyites in 2019.
	So if you don't hold a certain political worldview, if you believe that we should be bombing terrorist scum in the Middle East with Russia rather than setting up no-fly zones that guarantee we're going to have to shoot down Russian jets over our no-fly zone airspace, if you believe that, well, then you're a Russian sympathizer.
	If you don't believe that some stupid Russian troll farm spending $100,000,000 on Facebook ads after the election somehow affected the election, you're a Russian sympathizer.
	I mean, it has gotten to the point where I can't have, like the other day, I mentioned that I kicked 100 and I kicked hundreds of bots that were perusing Belgab.
	I just banned.
	What the hell was that about?
	I don't know what it was.
	Like I would log into the forum and I would see 795 guests browsing the forum.
	15 members logged in.
	And most of the IPs were out of Hong Kong.
	Explain that to me.
	I have no idea.
	They were looking at anything and everything.
	So I think it was some sort of a bot system, but I don't know what it existed for, what its purpose was.
	I could speculate that maybe it was some sort of an attempted DDoS attack that just wasn't doing a very good job.
	That's the only thing I can really speculate on.
	I know what it is.
	What?
	I know what it is.
	I know what it is.
	Okay, so who is it?
	Google's working with the Chinese government to come up with a safe search engine for China that doesn't display anti-China news views, whatever.
	Anti-Chinese government, I guess, news.
	It was probably just a Google cataloging your site to figure out an algorithm how to well, they're not going to be doing that anymore.
	That's over with.
	I hope they got what they were looking for in the time span that was allotted them, but that's over with.
	Now there's billions of Chinamen.
	That's from Red Dawn.
	There's billions of Chinamen that can't enjoy the Belgab, Belchan, I think, experience.
	Through the Google China.
	Okay, can I get back on this point now, please?
	I just want to finish this point.
	So the other day I banned, this is an example that I want to point out.
	Sorry.
	The other day I banned hundreds of IP addresses of what I believe are bots, and I mentioned it publicly on the forum, and then Digital Pigsnarkle comes in and goes, oh, well, then now how is the Trump re-election ever going to happen without all those bots or something like that?
	And it's like, I can't even mention banning bots that are sucking up bandwidth on the forum without the whole concept of bots on the internet somehow got Trump elected.
	It's like somehow, no matter what you say, it's got to be tied back into Trump or politics.
	If I say the word bot, someone's going to make some sort of a political thing about it.
	I can't even go on Twitter and express an opinion.
	I've fully given up on Twitter, by the way.
	I can't go on there and express an opinion without being referred to or called a bot.
	So I have entirely given up on that.
	The only Twitter account I have now is the Belgab Twitter account.
	The other day, what's this Broad's name?
	Louise Minch.
	She's a neoconservative that loves bombing the piss out of brown people anywhere and everywhere she can find them.
	This bitch has never seen a solution to any problem in the world that in her mind shouldn't be solved by bombing people.
	She's fucking John McCain with a vagina.
	I want this bitch to crash into a bridge abutment and die tomorrow.
	I want to open my web browser and see that this bitch has contracted cancer.
	I want to know that this bitch's ovaries are rotting out of her body and that she's replacing her undergarments five times a day to accommodate it.
	I want to know that this bitch is spending $5,000 a week in some shanty neighborhood trying to get discount cancer treatment.
	I hate this fucking creature.
	Louise Minch.
	She is.
	What do you do?
	She is the personification of everything that has ever been wrong with Republican ideology, all in one package.
	If George W. Bush were president right now, who, oh, by the way, suddenly is a hero of the left, could fucking wrap your brain around that.
	I mean, God, how, I mean, do I have to be under a certain age not to see the irony of certain people now celebrating George W. Fucking Bush, who ought to be prosecuted for murder?
	I mean, if ever there's been a change in attitude on anybody, it's my attitude toward that guy.
	George W. Bush, and I think Vincent Bugliosi is, or was, he was an American icon.
	He was a jewel of American thought and intellect and academia.
	And he wrote a book called The Prosecution of George W. Bush for Murder.
	I've read just recently two Vincent Bugliosi books, and I'm going to read this one, but I just listened to a speech that he gave in 2008 where he's talking about the notion of prosecuting George W. Bush for murder.
	And the audience is comprised largely of liberal Democrats.
	And they held the views, all of them, based on where I heard them applauding, they all held the views that I would expect liberals, progressives, left-wingers, Democrats to hold.
	And that was that they're anti-war.
	They're sick of foreign military adventures.
	They're sick of American middle-class men and women going over to sandy, worthless desert areas and dying for absolutely nothing.
	What?
	Dying for some multinational corporate interest and what it wants to see done.
	They all applauded every time one of these things were mentioned.
	And now the complete inverse has occurred.
	Where these same people, if I were to talk to them now, they'd be telling me how great George W. Bush is because he's not Donald Trump.
	They'd be telling me how stupid it is to pull any troops out of Syria because Donald Trump's doing it.
	They'd be telling me, well, you get the point.
	Louise Minch is just absolutely someone who ought to be drawn and quartered.
	And the point here, hold on.
	The point is here that someone asked about Bill Hicks, and I'm telling you that if Bill Hicks were alive today, I think you would be very disappointed in his views.
	I think you would be very disappointed to see how he has evolved because I have watched this thing happen over the course of the last five to six years where the very people who were applauding during that Vincent Bugliosi speech are now suddenly in favor of 50,000 soldiers in Syria.
	They're in favor of foreign wars everywhere.
	They're in favor of bombing the piss out of little brown people as the solution to every problem in the world just because Donald Trump doesn't want it.
	Suddenly it's a good idea.
	Go fuck yourselves.
	Go ahead, Pate.
	So what was her name?
	Louise Minch.
	M-U-E-N-C-H.
	When you see her face, you're just going to want to grind it down with an industrial-grade lawnmower.
	I am faxing myself off of the NRTubes a picture that I'm going to paste to my dartboard.
	I'm going to get it out of storage.
	But what did she did?
	You made a Twitter comment about her?
	Oh, yeah.
	On my actual personal Twitter, I made a comment to her, and she made some comment about Trump pulling the troops out of Syria, which I'm all in favor of.
	I am so sick of the United States sending middle-class and poor people of American extraction over to foreign lands in order to referee 500-year-old blood feuds.
	Yeah, I'm against that.
	Sorry.
	Call me a Russian sympathizer.
	And she effectively made a tweet.
	Let me finish.
	She made a tweet suggesting that it was a great gift to Russia and Putin that Trump is, she's one of those people.
	She's fucking John McCain with a vagina.
	She's terrible.
	She made some tweet that it's a great gift to Russia and Putin that we're pulling our troops out of Syria.
	Okay, just like it was a great gift to us when the French pulled out of Vietnam.
	That was such a great gift to the United States when the French finally realized what was up and pulled out of Vietnam and got the hell out of there.
	And the United States came in and got sucked into that quagmire 10 minutes later.
	Don't you kind of see a few parallels here?
	Don't you kind of see that as, oh, I don't know a good chess move?
	Or are you so blinded by your Trump hatred, your TDS, your stupid Trump derangement syndrome, which I really do believe is a thing.
	I do believe, what is it?
	The DC, what is that called?
	The DCM.
	There's some book that has an actual legit quantified categorization of ailments and illnesses.
	Psychological problems.
	It's used in the psychological industry to diagnose people.
	Pseudoscience.
	But I really do believe that that is an actual illness.
	You want to tell me that because of your Trump hatred, you can't see the brilliance of handing that quagmire over to the Syrian government itself and the Russians and the Turks.
	You can't see how that's a good move for the United States.
	Oh, but the Kurds.
	The Kurds are our greatest ally.
	I don't know any Kurds.
	I don't know anything about any Kurds.
	And I don't care about any Kurds who've had a 400-year blood feud with the Turks.
	And it's ongoing and it's never going to end.
	And I don't think I want any of my neighbors dying in that conflict.
	I don't think you want any of your family members dying in that conflict.
	And if you're consistent with the views that you once held when you hated George W. fucking Bush so much back in 2003, you also would approve of the idea.
	And so would Cindy Sheehan.
	I'd like to know what she has to say about all this.
	You'd approve of the idea of getting these people out of there.
	I'm sure Cindy Sheehan sold her fucking soul to the devil too, and she's all against pulling.
	I'll bet even Cindy Sheehan, if you ask her right now, her hatred of Trump is so great that even she would say it's a mistake to pull troops out of Syria.
	We have gone so fucking upside down, 180.
	Everything is inverted.
	The views people once had are entirely contrary to what they are now because of this orange man bad.
	And it's just hilarious to watch.
	Even before Trump even years before Trump ever announced that he was even thinking about becoming president, the idea of getting our soldiers out of these shitholes all over the world, and yes, they are fucking shitholes.
	And if you're someone who doesn't believe there's anything, any such thing as a shithole country, if that phrase offends you, it's because you're poorly traveled.
	It's because you're not very worldly.
	It's because you haven't been out of your state, probably.
	You don't know what the rest of the world is like.
	You're not very learned or educated about how most of the world lives.
	Most of the world is a shithole.
	Hold on.
	Now, a shithole.
	Now, people are going to...
	This is much ammunition to my political enemies, but...
	But in a way, if there are people in this country that have not left their state, their town, you know, maybe even county, does that not qualify for you?
	But they have some, but those people have some sort of opinion on whether or not the term shithole country ought to be used.
	Well, shithole is a mindset.
	It's a way of life.
	A shithole country is a shithole country, is one where, as you're walking down the street, you realize, holy crap, am I glad we have those emissions standards in the United States?
	I mean, I can get ice.
	I can easily get ice.
	Just walk into any place on my house.
	If it annoys you that auto manufacturers in the United States or most of the Western world are required to have certain emissions standards so that you don't choke as a car passes you by, you just haven't traveled anywhere.
	See, that's what I'm talking about right there.
	No one would expect I have that opinion because I'm a Trump tard, right?
	I have a permanent letter in my military record stating that I spent a year in Afghanistan breathing the air there.
	And that's about all it says.
	But it's there in my medical records just in case some kind of Agent Orange was used or whatever.
	But yeah, they're burning trash.
	Oh, yeah, it was wonderful.
	It was kind of cool.
	It was kind of cool.
	Do you get chest x-rays regularly?
	I sure hope so.
	X-rays.
	After having breathed all of that crap, my God, I would be getting a chest x-ray every 30 minutes.
	I would imagine that the radiation movie, The Shoot Us, where he was riding around dying, the old gunman, and he's coughing up the fucking lung cookies with blood.
	Wasn't that the shootest to John Wayne?
	I don't know.
	I'm not impressed by John Wayne.
	Me neither.
	But I was as a child.
	As a child, well, you know, apparently, Liberace, you and he were good friends back in the day with oldBrock Hudson.
	Apparently.
	So I mean, you know, 20 years later, he was hanging out with Scott Thorson, not me.
	It's just his proximity to Scott Thorson.
	People thought he was in my group.
	That's all.
	So, all right, point counterpoint, MV.
	Or are you that, what was the radioactivity guy saying?
	I was saying that if you get a chest x-ray just to check yourself out every 30 minutes, I think the radiation absorption would probably pale in comparison in terms of a threat to your physiology compared to what it was that you inhaled while in that country.
	And that's without all of the militaristic goings on.
	My American 500-year family genetics put me squarely in what is known as Cancer Alley.
	Oh, God.
	I'm a professor.
	I'll say that.
	Well, I don't want to hear that.
	It's down around Battlefield.
	Okay, Paid.
	Paid, if you get cancer, are you going to let me know?
	Yeah, sure.
	Why not?
	I mean, I don't want to just log into Bellgab and see that you're not posting anymore.
	You know how many people that's happened with, and I know some of them have to have died.
	People that just.
	I'll hire an actor.
	I'll hire an actor to log in from time to time and just write gibberish.
	Do you want to say how old you are?
	How old are you?
	Let's see.
	I turned 44 this year.
	Really?
	I'm right about between 44 and 45 right now.
	I thought you were quite a bit older than me.
	I expected you to be in your 50s.
	My 50s?
	Well, I do have the wisdom, and I don't know.
	Maybe it's just the amount of gray hair you have.
	You have quite a bit more gray hair than I do.
	I started getting my gray hairs in my mid-20s, shortly after I bought my house, I think, was when that started happening.
	And by the way, some of you people who have salvos like, oh, I'm just another Trump tartar.
	I really wish you'd call into this show because I don't care to communicate with you about politics in typed form.
	So if you want to stop being a pussy about how it is that you communicate about politics, go ahead and call into this show so that I can eviscerate you.
	The number is 573-837-4948.
	It's 573-837-4948 so that I can smash your face into a countertop and leave you a bloody mess reminiscent of, I would say, so many pounds of ground beef.
	Over the phone, you have that power, sir.
	You are praise MV.
	Can I?
	And I will not hang up on anybody.
	I will not censor anybody.
	But I just get sick of people who use the medium of the typed communication to their advantage in arguing politics with one another.
	I hate that shit.
	But if you want to call in here and do the same thing, or at least give a good swing of the bat in terms of doing what you do on Bell Gab politically, do it here right now.
	And we'll see how that goes for you.
	Take a shot, MB.
	We'll see how that goes for you.
	I've got a good feeling you're going to be holding a sponge to your asshole for a few hours.
	We'll put it that way.
	573-837-4948.
	So Sid Tron says that he thinks that Bill Hicks would be rolling in his grave.
	I think Bill Hicks probably would have disappointed you thoroughly were he still alive.
	Let me go down the Gabcast thread here.
	Shots.
	Everybody listening.
	Let's take a shot.
	Brigg posts this.
	You can now be fined up to $250,000 if you call somebody an illegal alien in New York City.
	So, see, this is sort of the ironic, paradoxical outcome of all of this is that I thought to be progressive, to be liberal, to be left-wing was to say that you were going to be forgiving of a wide array of ideologies and thought processes.
	But now in a place like New York City, you are not allowed to use the term illegal alien, which has always meant someone who has entered the country illegally.
	That's an illegal alien.
	I almost wish there was some way for me to use that term and have the municipality, if you want to call it that, of New York City attempt to charge me from out of state with a crime.
	God, I would love to know that that's happened and that I can't go to New York City anymore ever again.
	I would love to know that that's happened, but unfortunately, I actually have to go to New York City.
	What I would really like to do, maybe the thing to do is to go to New York City, graffiti the term illegal alien in as many places as you can and then leave.
	But the problem is you would have an additional crime of defacing property.
	So you want to just do it in a way, you want to do it in a way that they are forced to charge you explicitly and only with the crime of using the term.
	And from out of state, I'm not sure how to make that happen.
	There's probably, you probably would get an attempt to incite riots, criminal mischief.
	I'm sure they could hit you with a tome of charges on the books for putting a little, oh, what do they call that?
	The graffiti that you write, that's the subterfuge.
	Geez.
	Are you drinking, Pate?
	Are you drinking?
	Let me pay.
	By the way, we are going to have a Belgabber of the Year segment coming up later in this show.
	I forgot to mention that.
	That's in addition to the announcement that is coming very soon.
	Dr. MDND posts this in the Gabcast thread for your consideration.
	You know, I didn't come here to preach to you today, but you know, when I look at these contestants for the Miss Black Awareness pageant, I feel good.
	I feel good because I know there's a god somewhere.
	There's a god somewhere.
	Turn around, ladies for me, please.
	You know there's a god who sits on high and looks down on the man cannot make it like that.
	That's Arsenio Hall.
	You have no, they can take the picture, but they can't make it.
	Only God above, the Hugh Hefn ha can make it quite dark!
	Someone, whoever put this up, they cut the clip.
	Well, can I go ahead and nominate Dr. MDMD as the Bell Gabber of the Year?
	He's certainly a prolific poster.
	No, there can be no, only I can select the Belgabber of the Year.
	I mean, nominate for consideration.
	Walks at Night says Pate gets bitched out for screwing up MV's groove.
	It wasn't really much of a groove.
	I just kept hearing strange sounds that I couldn't quite place, and they seemed unnecessary, and they seemed overabundant.
	I knew it was wrong, but I went ahead and did it anyway.
	I had the phone on the other side of the wall of the fridge.
	You've got some equipment there, sir.
	Pick it up on my shitty mobile phone.
	That's pretty amazing.
	Albricht says, for a dare, I went to Eastside Theater to see House Party.
	Amazing.
	Dare, after many afternoon beers with no problems, but very interesting.
	Audience was very loud.
	No violence, even against us, drunk white boys, but funny, a very odd experience.
	People talk/slash shout at screen, some minor altercations by some weird.
	You know, Albricht has a very strange writing style that I find difficult to read.
	Text-to-speech.
	I believe that my reading of the way his prose reads is that he's using a telephone with the, you know.
	You know, I would really like Albricht to call in.
	I mean, I'm really good at maintaining confidentiality.
	Nobody's going to know where you're calling from or anything of the sort.
	I would really like Albricht to call in because I want to hear the voice to place with what it is that I've read for so many years on Belgab.
	Because his writing style I find to be disjointed and difficult.
	I think he talks into anyone.
	So I'm not the only person who has made that observation then, is what you're talking about.
	Well, you've seen how I type.
	I can understand about anything written.
	It's not too difficult if there's some logic and sense behind it.
	If it's not just pure gibberish, you know, like, I don't know if you ever had bot posts.
	No, like bot posts where they're just picking words out of a dictionary at random.
	And it's like, you know, I'm going to do this here with a couple posts on like interestingly include shill manual joke Greeks.
	Subsequent commie, you know, that kind of bot post where it's just like a string of words that doesn't really have any kind of geez, I shouldn't be saying that because I do that all the time.
	But if you read it out loud, it actually sounds like Zartek says, here we go with the bridge abutment death wish.
	I guess that's become sort of a calling card for me.
	Is that I know that I have wished the bridge abutment death on a cold, dark night with misty windshields on many people.
	Who wished the death from butt cancer, ass cancer?
	I remember ass cancer being a Belgab meme for a long time.
	I don't know.
	You know, most of the Belgab memes that have sprung up, they've been sourced by me.
	They've been created by me.
	I really am an innovator.
	Like people going on and on about horse porn.
	That was me.
	I'm the one who started the whole horse porn thing.
	There are several other examples of this that are going to come to me as time goes on.
	And I will apprise you of them.
	Asuka Lingley says neocon with the triple parentheses around the word neocon.
	Oy ve.
	That means Nazi.
	That means Ziegheil.
	Oh my gosh.
	Where's I didn't see that one?
	You know something?
	I actually like Israel a lot.
	Number one, because I like Jews.
	I really love the Jewish people.
	And the reason why I love the Jewish people is because they're so predisposed to success.
	It would seem to me that if you look at the average white nationalist, you would think that the average white nationalist would really like Jewish people because they are largely self-reliant.
	I mean, how many Jewish welfare queens do you hear about?
	You don't really hear about a lot of Jewish welfare queens.
	When I'm standing in line at the grocery store and someone comes up with a welfare card to pay for the groceries, I'm just going to put it out there that they're not usually Jewish.
	Now, I will concede that Jewish people are disproportionately represented in industries like media and the law and elsewhere.
	Maybe if you want to go into the medical field, there are various professions that are generally considered to be professional endeavors that Jewish people are disproportionately represented in.
	But a lot of people view that as some sort of international conspiracy.
	But in my way of seeing the world, it's just one of the reasons I admire Jewish people so much.
	It's because I think it's ingrained in Jewish culture to work your ass off and to get educated and study and make something of yourself.
	I think that is so deeply ingrained in Jewish culture that Jewish people just inherently wind up being in fields that are widely considered, generally considered, by default, considered to be successful fields.
	So if you are someone who has gotten educated and has worked their ass off, you naturally are going to wind up in fields like the upper echelons of medicine, in the upper echelons of the entertainment industry.
	You are going to wind up in the upper echelons of the legal field, various things that people wind up doing when they're successful because they studied their brains out and worked hard.
	And I think it's just ingrained in Jewish culture to get educated and work hard.
	And so it's natural that people who follow that path are going to wind up working in successful professions.
	It's really no more complicated than that.
	And because of the self-reliance and the lack of need for government assistance and all of this, I would expect people who consider themselves white nationalists or people who would be categorized as racists or whatever other stupid term that gets thrown around all too frequently and haters as a result of which has been watered down and no longer has any meaning.
	You would think that those people would actually appreciate the Jewish population.
	That's just my way of seeing the world.
	Thoughts?
	So why wouldn't you appreciate the Jews?
	Now, you learn a language.
	Well, that all started because that riff came about because Asuka Lingley typed the parentheses neocon after oyve.
	And see, the implication there is that the Jew is behind American interventional practices, American intervention abroad.
	But it's not most religions, though.
	I mean, Islam has strong roots in the Jewish holy books.
	Christianity has strong roots in the Jewish holy books.
	I mean, both Islam and Christianity added extra new books, depending on which version of, I don't know, is there a Sunni, what is it, Sunni and Shia?
	Are there different are there different Qurans for the Sunni and the Shia?
	I'm technically Shia.
	Or no, I'm Sunni.
	I'm sorry.
	I got that mixed up.
	I'm Sunni.
	Okay.
	Is that the one that says the one true Shah or whoever?
	I think the Shia people, who, by the way, comprise only about 10% of the Islamic world, it's some pathetic number.
	I mean, they're vastly outnumbered by Sunni Islam or Sunni Muslims.
	The Sunni Muslims, I think that the whole deal there is that the Sunni Muslims believe that the prophet who is supposed to follow Muhammad is supposed to be a direct bloodline descendant of the Prophet Muhammad, whereas the Shia people believe that the return prophet can be somebody other than a, I think that's what it comes down to.
	I don't know.
	You ever heard of the Sufi, the Sufi Muslim, S-U-F-I, I think?
	No.
	Anglos?
	No.
	Okay.
	They're like an even bigger minority than they're weird.
	And isn't it amazing?
	Like, I've had Saudi friends who, like, this Sunni-Shia divide is so deep that I've had Saudi friends who would come to me and say, look at these pictures of these Iranian people.
	They rub shit on themselves.
	They rub shit on themselves.
	The Iranian people.
	They are disgusting Shia Muslim and they rub shit all over their body.
	It's disgusting.
	I don't understand why the United States would ever support the Shia Islamic world.
	It drives me crazy.
	That's got to be the Democrat-Republican dichotomy in a nutshell.
	I mean, essentially, it's got to be the same thing.
	That has got to be the same.
	It's got to be the Protestant, Catholic, if you want to get into schisms and Christianity even.
	And then there's weird sects that are not butt sects, but, you know, S-E-C-T-S, like minor, like those people are real nuts.
	You know what I was talking about?
	Jehovah's Witnesses right now, by the way.
	Oh, those people.
	Tell us your secrets.
	I wouldn't want to go to door.
	I wouldn't want to go to door door.
	Oh, my God, I am getting drunk.
	I wouldn't want to go door to door selling $500 for $400, let alone going door to door trying to convert people from one religion or no religion to another.
	But apparently, Jehovah's Witnesses are just fine with that.
	Mormons have to do that too.
	Anyway, I'm not too crazy about Mormons, and it's not anything to do with religion.
	It's entirely cultural.
	I look at the Mormon people and I say, how is it that you could be responsible for the likes of Evan McMullen, deep state CIA stooge?
	Remember when the left used to hate the CIA?
	Those were the glory days, weren't they?
	But apparently that's not the case anymore.
	They could be responsible for the likes of somebody named Evan McMullen.
	They could be responsible for the likes of somebody named Mitt Romney who carpetbags his way into the state of Utah and becomes their senator because, oh, hey, Mormon.
	I mean, is that really all it takes for some schlub to carpet bag into your state and become a senator?
	And by the way, that schlub is going to become your senator.
	He's going to carpet bag into your state, and he's going to sit in opposition to everything it is that you purport to believe in, but it's okay because Orange Manbad.
	All right.
	I'm not.
	Years and years ago.
	Hold on.
	Years and years ago.
	Did you ever make a whiskey?
	Go ahead.
	Did Evan McMullen, as a Mormon, ever distill whiskey?
	That's all I need to know about him as a man.
	Oh, years and years ago.
	I'm glad you said that because I can still go into the point that I was going to make.
	Years and years ago, I lived in the state of Utah.
	In fact, I lived in, well, I don't want to say where, but I lived in Utah somewhere outside of Salt Lake City, which, by the way, if you live in Utah, there's pretty much no way you're going to live anywhere other than either Salt Lake City or somewhere just outside of Salt Lake City because it is the most urbanized state in all of the United States.
	A lot of people don't know that.
	Once you get out of Salt Lake City or the surrounding suburbs, you're effectively in desert, dude.
	Like when you imagine the Roadrunner and the coyote, once you go out of Salt Lake City or the surrounding suburbs, you're effectively in the middle of a Roadrunner Coyote cartoon.
	There's nothing outside of that area.
	So Salt Lake, so Utah is the most urbanized population, the most urbanized state in all of the United States.
	And I believe that the federal government actually owns more land in Utah than any other state as well, which is another subject unto itself, which that's something that ought to be done.
	The whole concept of the federal government actually owning land.
	Can you wrap your brain around that?
	Isn't that the dumbest thing?
	I mean, unless there's some geological feature, and listen, I want to—I'm going to take a moment, Pete, to do a public service announcement.
	Do that.
	I want to.
	Hold on just a second.
	I need to do this.
	I need to change the context of this.
	Hold on.
	I want to, at this moment, apologize, offer a formal apology to the listening audience.
	I am under the influence of adult beverages, specifically Tequila Correjo.
	Correlejo.
	I'm sorry, it's Tequila Correlejo.
	The font is so weird.
	I actually speak pretty good Spanish, but the font on this is so weird I can't Correlejo.
	I can't just glance at it and tell you what it says.
	But it is made in Mexico.
	And so I want to apologize to the listening audience at this moment.
	I am under the influence of alcohol, as has been the case over the course of the last three gab casts.
	That's been the way it is.
	But what you've got to understand is that this broadcast is engineered more for the purpose of me enjoying myself than it is for the purpose of you being the recipient of a proper professionally produced broadcast.
	That's really, if you can understand that, you'll understand everything you're listening to right now.
	This is so that I can...
	There is an actual engineer.
	I wanted to bring that point.
	This is so that I can have a good time.
	This is not being done for the purpose of presenting the listening audience with some sort of a semblance of a professionally produced broadcast.
	Go ahead, Pete.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm sorry.
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	A space-bound alien moose living in a cornfield on a gas giant planet at the surface level under amazing pressures, amazing pressures.
	I tell you, are you feeling better?
	Is that the end of the PSA?
	You know, I didn't know you didn't realize you'd find some way to work the term gas giant planet into this podcast, but you did.
	And on that note, I'm going to take another shot.
	This would be number 11.
	Here we are.
	You're way ahead of me, sir.
	Four drinks, and I think I've taken two or three shows.
	Seven.
	Seven, eleven.
	Wow.
	Your kids saying wow.
	I love it.
	How are we doing, kid?
	So the state of Utah is responsible for the likes of Evan McMullen and Mitt Romney.
	Mitt Romney calls himself a severe conservative.
	You remember that from the 2012 campaign?
	Mitt Romney called himself a severe conservative.
	But Mitt Romney actually stands in opposition to everything it is that the little guy should care about.
	Mitt Romney is a multinational corporatist who believes that corporations are people.
	When I'm done, you can.
	Mitt Romney is an individual who believes that corporations are people.
	He actually verbatim said that during the 2012 campaign.
	Corporations are people.
	So Mitt Romney believes that he believes that Chrysler, he believes Ford Chevy, he believes Monsanto.
	He believes Dow.
	He believes Microsoft have as much value as or should have as much political input as you, your family, everybody you know, your children,
	and that they should be looked after as the government does what it does on a day-to-day basis, as much as you should be, as much as your children should be, as much as your neighbors should be.
	And I have to say, I kind of disagree with that concept because there's no such thing as a corporation that has an allegiance to nationality these days.
	The idea of an American corporation, a British corporation, those days are over with.
	If there is a business that's been incorporated, and particularly if it's publicly traded, that corporation, that corporate interest, has no allegiance to any nationality whatsoever.
	And this is another thing that leftists or progressives or liberals used to agree with me on and no longer do.
	They are now serving as the useful idiots of multinational corporate interests who seek to supplant the little guy and see to it that his nationalist ideologies or his personal interests are no longer represented and instead are subjugated by a multinational,
	globalist governance that in no way takes into account, That in no way takes into account the needs or the wants of the little guy.
	If I were alive, if I were alive in 1968 or 61 or 73 or 74, I would probably be a Democrat.
	But you people have changed so much that if you call yourself a Democrat in the year 2019, you favor the multinational corporate interest objective and ideology.
	You favor the rich guy.
	You favor the billionaire.
	You favor the interests of Jeff Bezos.
	You favor the interests of Michael Bloomberg.
	You're not interested at all in the little guy and what's best for him.
	In fact, you hate the fucking little guy because he didn't go to a four-year college and get himself a bachelor's degree.
	Fuck him.
	That's what the attitude has become today.
	That's what the perception of the little guy has become in 2019.
	He didn't go to college and get a four-year degree and get himself $80,000 in debt.
	Fuck him.
	He's a peasant.
	He's a white nationalist.
	He's an inbred, uneducated, illiterate psych of shit.
	And no one should care what happens to him.
	Until he gets a job in journalism or learns to code, he should burn in a fire.
	That's the attitude of the Democrat in 2019.
	And by the way, when you hear this, when you hear this, I don't want you to perceive me as being a Republican because I am not a Republican.
	I simply want you to understand that if you call yourself a Democrat and you think that by nature, being a Democrat makes you a supporter of the little guy, you couldn't be more mistaken.
	You are supporting and advancing the objectives of multinational corporate interests that are not at all interested in what it is that's best for you.
	They're not at all, at all, interested.
	I'm sorry.
	Check your mic, by the way.
	Check your microphone.
	Well, you know what it is?
	It's this DBX286S.
	It's a shitty microphone processor.
	I'm going to bring it down.
	I'm going to bring it down just a little bit.
	You've either got gained too high.
	I really want to apologize for that to the listening audience.
	But if you call yourself a Democrat in the year 2019, you are not at all working in favor of the best interests of the little guy.
	Not at all.
	But you've been blinded to that by your hatred of orange man bad.
	And you're going to have to get over that.
	I'm just trying to convey this to you.
	You're going to have to get over this orange man bad mentality that has so thoroughly blinded you to what's best for the little guy, which you used to purport yourself to be in favor of, and you no longer do.
	Now you hate the idea of soldiers being pulled out of Syria.
	You hate the idea of China in any way being checked as a global superpower.
	A fucking oppressive regime that in no way holds to heart the interests of its people that forces the abortion of girls.
	I mean, you're going to call yourself a feminist?
	You're going to give me this Me Too bullshit while at the same time, you're going to tell me that the NBA and Nike and anyone else who does business in China should have a good reason to shut you up if you say something bad about China.
	You're going to tell me you care about women?
	You're going to tell me you care about girls while at the same time supporting the Chinese who have done everything they could to ensure that no disproportionate number of girls would be born.
	I don't know when they stopped that.
	At some point, the Chinese stopped that, and they no longer force you, apparently, through the good graces of the Chinese government.
	They're so generous, they're so considerate and courteous that the Chinese government no longer force you to abort your baby girl if you've had more than one.
	I think that was the rule at the time.
	So, apparently, the Chinese government is now on board with the Me Too movement because they no longer force you to abort your fucking girl baby.
	Well, they've got some political prisoners in Hong Kong that they're about to harvest organs from, and that's why I don't bother with the x-rays on my lungs.
	I hope to have some Chinese new lungs one day that will fit me genetically.
	Night Walker Nai Walker says, with regard to what I mentioned earlier, where if you use the word bitch to describe a woman, and I'm going to tell you right now, some women are bitches.
	Some women are bitches.
	Have you ever met a woman who just you walk away from an encounter with her and you say, Wow, what a bitch!
	Yes, yes.
	Can I describe one to you?
	It's going to be a little lengthy.
	Well, before you do, before you do, before you do, let me just finish this thought.
	We talked earlier about a law that we talked earlier about a law that they are attempting to pass either in Massachusetts or somewhere in the northeast of this nation, the United States of America, where if you call a woman a bitch and you do so in a disparaging way, you actually face criminal penalties.
	And Nai Walker on Bellgab says penalties for the use of the word bitch include a $150 fine for the first offense and 200 or six months in prison for subsequent offenses.
	The fucking left, they're so tolerant, they're so fucking interested in the idea of allowing people to be free and allowing the free flow of thought.
	How can you be in?
	We go back to the idea that they're coming out with Coming America.
	They're coming out with Coming to America version 2, the second installment of Coming to America.
	That's going to come out in 2018.
	I'm sorry, 2020.
	Boy, am I drunk.
	And that movie is going to be coming out in this environment where use of the word bitch in a certain municipality can include a $150 fine for the first offense and 200 or six months in prison for subsequent offenses.
	Fuck you.
	Go ahead, Peyton.
	Bitch, please.
	Where am I going?
	I was just kicking back and joining the rant.
	Geez, Mitt Romney looks like Guy Smiley.
	I have this written down on my.
	You remember Guy Smiley from Sesame Street?
	Mitt Romney.
	I'm rewinding.
	And then, what was the other thing?
	Oh, here it is.
	Corporations are fictitious.
	If you and I were to try to separate ourselves from the lawsuit-ready Society of America, we would incorporate as fictitious people.
	That is, we would dump our money into that corpus.
	You shut that dog up right now.
	Which one?
	I'm just giving you shit.
	Go ahead.
	Bitch.
	That was the one bitch that I have in the house.
	Shut up, bitch.
	Anyway, but when you incorporate, you create a fictitious identity that is a person, considered has the full legal rights of a person, but really has no opinions.
	It's just a business.
	It's like what's his name?
	Azuka Langley would love this.
	They're just a pure business machine.
	It's like the ultimate Jew.
	They don't have an opinion about anything.
	There's no ethics or morality there.
	It's just what makes me money, right?
	Because that's the historical viewpoint of the Jew, the dirty Jew.
	They just want money.
	They're greedy.
	They never spend anything.
	Anyway, that's what you do when you incorporate is you create a fictitious identity that actually has a legal right to be a person.
	But it's just like a business.
	It's fictitious.
	It's a spreadsheet.
	It's numbers on a piece of paper.
	And you put your money into it.
	You pull your money out of it because you're the CEO.
	You're a shareholder.
	I don't know if a CEO can has to be a shareholder under the law, but essentially a corporation is a person considered legally in most respects to be a person.
	And I'm not a lawyer.
	Don't quote me on this, but this is why you do it.
	So it separates you, the actual person behind the thing.
	It's like your sock puppet, essentially.
	And when you go public at that point, you open up.
	At that point, then your CEO is voted by the shareholders.
	So you can have a private corporation where you own all the, like me and you own all the shares of whatever our corporation is.
	We're going to call it fake rum international, right?
	Fake rum.
	I don't even have an interest in rum.
	And I just, you know, you do.
	It's just like cane syrup that you distill.
	I do.
	I don't know.
	I'm just saying it's a worthless business concept that you and I, but when you split it, neither one of us are going to have 50-50 shares.
	That almost never happens when you incorporate with another investor.
	you could incorporate as yourself and make yourself the sole shareholder of the entire business entity that is fake the big i am drunk too but What is happening here?
	I remember you trying to brainwash me on the last one, something about walking down on the beach.
	What was happening?
	Anyway, what's this big announcement?
	Anyway, this is going on.
	We're not ready to get to that.
	We'll get to that at the end of the show.
	I did two shots.
	I just want to let the audience know I did two shots while Pate was speaking there.
	Good.
	Because I have to say that so that the audience can appreciate why it is that my thought processes.
	Well, you know something?
	When people are narrator, you know what I mean?
	When people are intoxicated, when people are intoxicated, you get their real thoughts.
	You get the way they really see the world.
	And I feel confident that the things that I say when I'm intoxicated, I feel confident that I can wake up the next day and feel good.
	Generally speaking, now there might be some instances where this is not true.
	But I generally feel like I can wake up the next day and listen to what I've said and say to myself, yes, yes.
	I'm okay with that.
	Hey, you know, I have an I'm yelling into the microphone here.
	I'm sure I'm smiling.
	No, you're not.
	No, you're not.
	You're fine.
	Oh, you've got better equipment now.
	Amazing.
	I have a political theory that there's two schools of thought.
	I mean, the genuinely wise political systems, systems of government that you set up, they both say that you should get together as a government and discuss things soberly.
	And you should also get together as a government and discuss things at a symposium or a drunken party, as it were.
	You should discuss things both sober and drunk at different times, right?
	Like one day, today, we're discussing it drunk.
	It's a symposium.
	And then tomorrow or the next day or next week, we're going to discuss the same thing, but we're going to do it sober.
	Nobody's going to drink.
	And some cultures have said, first you drink and discuss it, and then you get sober and discuss it.
	Other cultures say, well, no, get sober and discuss it first and then get drunk.
	But both of them agree that at the end of the day, while drunk and sober, if you can wake up and all of you show up in whatever state you are, drunk or sober, and vote on it and say, yes, this is a good thing, then you proceed with it.
	But I think the wars start, it's almost a religion.
	Do you discuss it first sober or do you discuss it first drunk?
	And I think that's what the root of the wars are: you know, whether to bomb people, whether they're brown or not.
	You know, some people, you know, when they're drunk, want to bomb brown people.
	Some people only want to bomb brown people when they're sober.
	You know, and I don't know.
	Where am I going with this?
	No, I think where you're going with it is you're effectively echoing what I said earlier, which was that when you're drunk and you express your opinions, you're doing so in a more unfiltered way.
	I think that the things that I've said in the last three gabcasts, counting this one, I've been drunk in this one, the one prior, and the one prior.
	And I think that the things that I've said and you've said in these three prior, like for instance, for instance, Pate.
	I'm sober as a judge right now.
	I know, Pate, that you are a good soul.
	Like, you are a good person because of the things that you've said while drunk over these last three gab casts, counting this one.
	I didn't get to be 59,000 billion years old by being a dumbass now.
	You said you're 44, right?
	Well, you know, sometimes, what do they call that?
	White lies?
	No, I'm special with you.
	Go on.
	Bit of a discrepancy there.
	By the way, Jedi Miller says, MV, why don't you shut the fuck up and let Pate talk?
	Stop interrupting him.
	He is less eloquent, but he is smarter than you.
	He is wiser beyond your years.
	You are just arrogant and obnoxious.
	And I think there might be some truth.
	I think there might be.
	What do you mean you agree, you piece of shit?
	I think there might be some wisdom to that because, for instance, Pate has served in the military.
	He's been to Afghanistan and he's been through things that I've not been through.
	But I think most of the opinions that I have, I'm advocating in favor of people like Pate who've been through things that I can't even begin to imagine.
	Namely, going to a place like Afghanistan and attempting to, in some way, secure the peace as has been attempted by regime after regime, most notably starting with the British in the 1800s, I think it was.
	The British went to Afghanistan and tried to quote unquote civilize the place.
	Talking about movies and retarded stuff.
	But hold on, Pate.
	Hold on, Pate.
	But have you ever been able to do it?
	Hold on, Pate.
	Please.
	I mean, I don't mean to confirm what Jedi Miller is saying here by interrupting you, but at the same time, you have been through life experiences that I can't even begin to relate to, namely serving overseas in a theater of war, and you have a perspective on things that I can't even begin to relate to.
	And I have to tell you that I am thankful I can't relate to those experiences because I that's a complete rewind from what you said like two gab casts ago.
	We're like, I don't see any need to thank you for your service.
	No, I'm not thanking you for your experience.
	Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
	Stop, stop right there.
	I am not thanking you for your service.
	I never do that because I consider it to be patronizing.
	When I hear somebody say, thank you for your service, my initial reaction to that is, fuck you.
	You don't know what that guy went through for his service.
	You don't have any idea what his experiences were.
	How can you thank him for it?
	You've got no clue what it is that guy went through.
	So when I meet someone who served in the armed services, if I ever said, thank you for your service, you can just go ahead and put a bullet in my forehead right then and there.
	You will never hear that phrase come out of my mouth whatsoever because I think that phrase is designed more to enable the speaker to feel good about himself than it is to actually thank the person who served in any way.
	Go ahead, Pete.
	Lee, when you thank me for my service, which is nothing, you might be the cashier at Home Depot and I'm just trying to get 10%, which is essentially tax-free, right?
	When I bust out, like, I need to buy a board, why don't you knock 17 cents off of it?
	And some of them are just like, okay, some of them, like every other, maybe like two, not two, one, one out of three of the cashiers will be like, thank you for your service.
	And I always respond to the cashier, thank you for yours.
	Anytime anyone, whether they're military or civilian, I don't care if they say thank you for your service to me as a person, you know, knowing or not knowing whether they know or not that I've served in the military.
	I don't care.
	If they thank me for their service, they're providing a service to me.
	And it's like this, hey, you know, with listen, that's great that you're not offended by it.
	That's wonderful.
	That's great.
	But I find it patronizing, and I am not going to say that to anybody that served in the armed forces because they've gone through events and experiences and moments that I can't begin to relate to.
	And so to simply say to them, thank you for your service, well, your service, your service, what is that?
	I mean, the average person who's never served in the armed forces has no idea what that's comprised of.
	They have no clue whatsoever.
	And they're just going to boil it all down to thank you for your service, like some perfectly packaged unit of presentation that they can just hold in front of you and say, thank you for your service, this thing I'm holding in my hands.
	You have no idea what it is those people went through.
	You have no idea what emotional state they were in being away from their wife or their kids or their family, not knowing if they're going to live or die, watching their friends die next to them, not knowing if their commanding officer is sending them into situations that could kill them unjustifiably and flagrantly and without consideration for safety.
	I mean, that's a thing as well.
	It just seems to me if you're going to go to a soldier and say, thank you for your service, I think the best thing to do is just to shut the hole in your face and have a conversation with them and listen to what it is they went through, if they're willing to talk to you about what it was that they went through.
	But saying to somebody, thank you for your service, I'm not on board at all with that.
	And it annoys me.
	And I think that largely that term has been sort of co-opted by people who never served in the military and have no intention of serving in the military.
	Fuck them.
	So that they can look as though, so that they can, so that they can present an image of themselves to the public.
	And while I do appreciate people like Rush Limbaugh, and I don't listen to Sean Hannity, but people who've never served in the military, if you've never served in the military and you say thank you for your service to somebody who has served in the military, I feel like you're boiling their service down to a statement.
	And you're attempting to just sort of encapsulate everything that they thought and everything they went through and everything that happened to them into one statement that allows you.
	I'm sorry, there's the XLR input on this microphone, I think, needs to be replaced.
	But you're saying that so that you can feel good and you can go home at night and say, I told a soldier, thank you for your service.
	I did not spit on him when he got off the airplane from fucking Vietnam.
	Yeah.
	I remember that.
	Yes.
	And I have no use for it.
	When I look at a soldier who was personally, hold on.
	When I look at a soldier who went to Iraq or Afghanistan, I'm in awe.
	I'm looking at someone who has done something that I've never done and I wouldn't want to do.
	And I've never been tested in such a way that I could even know if I could do it.
	Absolutely nothing.
	Listen to this.
	Anytime you see someone that is thinking to be a Vietnam veteran or actually is, it doesn't matter.
	Go thank that guy for his service as a fucking civilian.
	Because I've had those guys come up to me and thank me for my service.
	And I just, I almost get down on my knees in front of them like, man, I volunteered for that shit.
	You may or may not have because there are a lot of Vietnam service veterans that volunteered to serve their country.
	But there were also a lot that were just, their name was picked out of the hat because there was a draft.
	And I'm not going back to Korea.
	Most of those guys, there weren't many Korean draft Dodgers.
	But the Vietnam guys, some of them, man, they were just hippies and they got their name pulled and they did not go to Canada.
	They were just like, man, my name number came up.
	Whatever.
	Those guys, when they come up and thank me for my service, I feel like, dude, you don't do that.
	I need to thank you.
	I don't know if you got spit on or Jane Fonda was there like the giant queefing at you with a fucking whatever.
	But those guys that had your, I mean, if we're going politics, those, you know, Russia lovers at that time were spitting on soldiers that whether they liked it or not, they were picked.
	Their name was picked out of a hat.
	It was not a voluntary service for a lot of them.
	And they went.
	They stepped up to the plate.
	They didn't enroll in college or do any of these other G.W. Bush kind of things.
	Like you say you hate G.W. Bush.
	Apparently, he went to college and that got you in out.
	But they were just common folks who were like, this is my country.
	I got to go.
	I don't hate George W. Bush because he went to college.
	It's not at all why.
	He got into the reserves or National Guards.
	He got an out, sort of, allegedly, because who knows?
	And I'm not going to fault him for I think, you know, something?
	You know what I'm tired of is people looking at individuals who avoided the Vietnam War as some sort of a piece of shit.
	Or they're a hero for doing that.
	If I look at the Vietnam War, I'm sorry, but I can't blame anybody for trying to avoid going to that war.
	You know something?
	One of the greatest pieces of wisdom that my grandmother imparted upon me was the idea that anyone who tried avoiding going to that war, they've got no negativity coming to them because that war was a useless piece of shit.
	And anyone who attempted to avoid going to the Vietnam War, I'm sorry, but I'm not going to hold that against them.
	I'm not going to hold it against Bill Clinton.
	And I'm not going to hold it against Donald Trump.
	I'm not going to hold it against Rush Limbaugh.
	Anyone who attempted to avoid going to that stupid war that had nothing to do with American interests, if I sat here and told you that I'm going to castigate somebody for attempting to avoid going to the Vietnam War after everything I've just said to you about multinational corporate interests and what it is that they want and why they want it.
	And at the same time, castigate somebody.
	And at the same time, I'm going to castigate somebody for attempting to avoid going.
	Let me tell you something.
	If I were alive, I was born in 1979, but if I were alive during the Vietnam War era and I attempted, if I were alive during that era, I would have done everything I could have done to avoid going to that war.
	I would have gone to college.
	I would have moved to Canada.
	I would have done anything I could have done to avoid going to that war.
	How is it you're going to sit here and talk to me about American interventionism or American imposition of its worldview while at the same time castigating people for attempting to avoid going to that war?
	That war was not World War II.
	And I know that people, assholes like Bob Hope attempted to convince Bob Hope and assholes like Bob Hope attempted to convince the American people once the Vietnam War came along that it was in some way congruous with World War II.
	That's what the U.S. government wanted to do.
	Congruent, not congruent, congruent, congruent or congruent.
	Congruent.
	Congruous or congruent with World War II.
	That's what the American government wanted to do was convince people that that was somehow in some way congruous with World War II.
	And that was why you should serve in that war.
	And assholes like Bob Hope, that guy should fucking shoot himself in the face with a shotgun.
	attempted to go out and convince the American people of that.
	The middle class of America, again, it's always the middle class of America that gets convinced of these things, or at least it's the attempt to convince the middle class of America of these things, that it's somehow incumbent upon you to perceive this war in the same way you would have had you been around in World War II.
	And so you need to accept the draft.
	Don't go to college and avoid the draft.
	Don't go to Canada and avoid the draft.
	Serve your country and go over to Vietnam and attempt to stop the spread of communism in this faraway place called Vietnam that really doesn't matter at all.
	I mean, if we're really worried about the spread of communism, why don't we worry about it?
	I mean, seriously, fast forward that mentality to Syria and Iraq.
	Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
	Hold on a second.
	Fast forward that mentality not to Iraq or Afghanistan.
	Fast forward it to Cambodia.
	With the advent of people like Pol Pot spreading the Khmer Rouge.
	The Khmer Rouge, you're going to go into the city of Nam Penh, and you're going to move everyone.
	Like, if you could see the city of Nam Penh.
	And what they did was they went into Cambodia and they moved everybody out of the city of Nam Penh.
	What?
	I want you to know I am a Pol Pot communist.
	Absolute dictator for life.
	Kill enemies.
	Okay, I'm going to have to do another shot before I can perceive and understand this.
	Pol Pot, brilliant.
	His political enemies, the intelligent people, kill them.
	They don't agree with me, kill them.
	Actually, I don't even fucking care about intelligent people.
	I just need rice farmers or whatever the fuck.
	I don't even know what the guy.
	He was just communist.
	It's all for us.
	And I'm the leader of the Communist Party in this country, right?
	In that Pol Pot?
	God damn, I'm drunk.
	Always good.
	Paul Pot moved everybody out of the city.
	Paul Pot, here was a city of something like a couple million people.
	Nam Penh.
	I love that.
	Imagine the logistics of moving a couple million people.
	Like people throw the word, people throw the number million around like it's nothing, but the human mind, and I've said this before, cannot really truly perceive the number 1 million.
	The number 1 million, try to wrap your brain around the number 1,000 of anything.
	Whether we're talking about $1,000.
	And I'm not talking about just spending $1,000.
	I'm talking about visually imagining $1,000 lined up in front of you.
	Try to visualize that.
	It's pretty hard to do.
	Then try to imagine $10,000.
	Oh, I'm sorry, I'm violating Jedi Miller's edict at this moment.
	Who says that you're wiser than me and far more eloquent and smarter than me?
	He's from the dark side.
	You know what?
	There is some truth to what he says.
	Even though there's something to be said, you can be a broadcast professional, but at the same time, your life experience could in some way eclipse that of the broadcast professional.
	And I think we might be in that sort of situation, you relative to me.
	I mean, yes, okay.
	I worked in radio for many years, and I can sit down here at this microphone and I can do what I do.
	But your life experience definitely eclipses that of myself.
	So there is some truth to what it is that Jedi Miller says.
	But at the same time, I am going to tell you to shut the fuck up if I'm talking, okay?
	That fancy newborn don't have a mute button, son.
	Anyway, imagine moving 1.5 or 2.
	Or 2.0 million people out of a city.
	That would be Nampen of Cambodia.
	And you move them all out to the countryside.
	And this is what happened, I think, in 1974 or 1975 with the Khmer Rouge and Pol Pot in Cambodia.
	And he moved these people all out of Nampen, which was the capital city of Cambodia.
	And the logistics of that.
	I mean, imagine that.
	I mean, situation.
	Frick-esque dictator.
	I love it.
	Stop for a moment.
	Stop listening to what I'm saying for a moment.
	And imagine all of the apartments, all of the houses, all of the shanties, all of the various structures people were living in.
	An entire city of 1.5 or 2 million people moved out into the countryside and at gunpoint.
	Absolutely.
	That's what communism exists to do is to motivate you at gunpoint, which, you know, as I listen to people tell me why it is that because 15 people were shot at a shopping mall in Santa Cruz, and I'm supposed to be willing to give up my personal arms as a result of that.
	I can't wrap my brain around that.
	You bring a gun to a knife fight, though.
	That's hilarious.
	That's like surrender.
	This is one of the things that I love.
	And you notice that no Western Europeans who listen to this show, which, by the way, I'm absolutely certain is entirely being broadcast to Western Europe, that none of them are calling in to talk to me about gun control.
	This is exactly why I am entirely in favor of regular people who are law-abiding being allowed to own guns because I don't want to see additional situations where, let's say, cities like Nam Penh in Cambodia are moved out to the city, moved out of the city and into rural areas.
	This is exactly what happened in Cambodia.
	The population of Nam Penh, the capital city, was moved out of Nam Penh, and they were moved into the woods, the forests, rural areas, and they were abused.
	They were beaten.
	They were starved.
	They were whipped.
	They were abused in every way you could imagine that a government would abuse its people.
	And women would birth babies in these circumstances.
	And the babies would be birthed and grabbed by the feet and smashed against walls.
	I mean, can you imagine that?
	Can you imagine that?
	Hold on, Pate.
	Can you imagine?
	I'm sorry to call in right now.
	Hold on, Pate.
	Can you imagine this?
	I'm going to paint for you a tragic, terrible circumstance that most Americans, most Westerners can't begin to relate to.
	And that is a woman who is pregnant.
	And at the time she's pregnant, suddenly Paul Pot and the Khmer Rouge take command of Cambodia and move the entire population to the countryside and what's the name of the, oh, Jesus Christ, am I drunk?
	And what's the name of the city?
	The capital city.
	Nompenh.
	Nampenh.
	Nampen becomes a ghost town.
	Imagine that.
	A city of 1.5, 2.0 million people becomes a ghost town.
	Can you imagine that?
	I mean, just like all these skyscrapers and all of these buildings, suddenly nobody's inhabiting them.
	There's nobody there.
	And they've all been moved to the countryside.
	And imagine being a woman who gives birth after you've been moved to the countryside, and you've been suspected of being an opponent to the communist regime of Paul Pot.
	And you give birth to a baby while you're in captivity by these people.
	The Khmer Rouge.
	That's a citizen of Cambodia.
	And your baby is birthed.
	And your baby is, after its birth, grabbed by its feet and smashed against the floor.
	And smashed against the wall.
	This actually happened to women who gave birth to babies after being, I guess you could use the term.
	Unbirth?
	Unbirthed?
	Well, I guess you could use the term removed from Nam Penh.
	They were moved from the city of Nampen.
	And this is what happened to the babies of women who were.
	There's probably an outbreak of Dengu fever or Denuge fever.
	Jeez, adults are fighting.
	I only have Denengu fever once or twice per week, Tups.
	It's something I'm able to do.
	It's something I'm able to manage.
	Well, we would rightfully tax you over in Britain because you'd need special health care.
	I'm kind of a fan of that idea.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm derailing.
	I really want people who are listening right now to go find a documentary about the Khmer Rouge and what it is they did to the Cambodian people.
	And it was only after the Vietnamese invaded Cambodia and liberated the Cambodian people from the Khmer Rouge that this came to an end.
	Now, I don't know the extent to which communism could be celebrated as this liberation occurred, but it was the Vietnamese who won the Vietnamese, who won the war in Vietnam.
	Who invaded Cambodia?
	The communists.
	You ever heard of the communists, but have you ever heard of the Communards?
	No, please.
	You ever heard of them?
	Educate me, please.
	Oh, the Communards were a mountain in the highlands.
	We'll take another shot.
	And I kind of want to go back to the Syrians with that.
	And I don't know, but they were called the Communards.
	I think that was an appellation, and I say that as a Frenchman, and Appellation is a name given to these folks.
	They were the Hill people.
	They were the Kentuckians, the Appalachians, I guess.
	Appellation, look at that.
	I'm retarded.
	But it was a name.
	The Communards were, they were the Hill people.
	They were the backwards folks.
	They lived up.
	You know how Hill 57, Hamburger Hill, there's all these fought over places.
	Is that the movie?
	The Mel Gibson, is that the Mel Gibson movie that was made about?
	I believe, I believe, I don't know for sure.
	I'd have to research, and I am not a researcher, but the Communards were certainly a distinct group.
	And, oh, gosh, what were they?
	Fucking Clint Eastwood bitched about them in his Gran Torino movie.
	They were the, geez, who were they?
	They were like the Hmong, the Hmong.
	They were not the Hmong Hum Hmong people.
	There were different people, the Hmong were more southern lowland folks, but the communards, I think that was, anyway, when France abandoned their colony in Vietnam, there was a power vacuum, and we stepped in and sent advisors.
	And that was under Kennedy, just advisors, special forces.
	That's what they always call them is advisors when they're trying to convince the American people that nothing seemly is happening.
	That's what I'm wondering about with Syria is when did we send advisors into Syria and when did we actually send physical operational forces creating forward operating bases in Syrian territory?
	Now, Jordan is close to Syria, as far as I remember.
	Fuck, I don't look at that map.
	It changes.
	It doesn't change.
	But anyway, Jordan's been a good ally for us, the kingdom of Jordan.
	But Syria has just kind of been like a weird, I don't even know where it is exactly.
	How close to Israel is it?
	Is Jordan close to Israel?
	It borders Israel.
	Syria borders Israel.
	Where does Jordan border Syria, if at all?
	I think it borders both Syria and Israel.
	I'm drinking my.
	I should take a shot.
	So I realized that Syria, I think Trump had Trump or maybe Obama, I'm not sure, but someone had sent more official troops close to a border to Syria to.
	I mean, that's how you get a Ford operating base is you work with an ally to place assets further into territory that you're working with.
	And whether it's ISIS or ISIL is what did Obama have, I don't know.
	Okay, I'm looking here at the map.
	And Jordan borders both Israel and it borders Lebanon.
	It borders Iraq.
	Oh, geez.
	It borders Saudi Arabia.
	Oh, geez.
	And there's a small strip of it that borders, I can't tell what this is.
	Egypt, I guess.
	I guess, well, that's Israel.
	Israel cuts off Jordan from Egypt.
	So where is Syria in relation to all this?
	Syria is far to the north?
	No?
	Wikipedia is terrible, by the way.
	Anyway, my question is: when did U.S. quote-unquote advisors arrive in Syria to advise whether they were Kurdish forces, ISIL, ISIL?
	I hated that.
	ISIS wasn't that annoying.
	The past president, the last president that we had, the one, you know, not my or your president, not my or your president now.
	But did Obama send in advisors, and that would be highly classified information into Syria back in his day as a last-minute thing for whatever, whether it was strategic or political or whatever.
	Just advisors.
	Jordan also borders Syria.
	So Jordan borders Israel, Syria, Iraq, Saudi Arabia.
	And there's a small when we're taking into account the Gulf of I want to say Aden.
	When we're taking into account the Gulf of what is it, Akaba?
	I don't know.
	That's on the Mediterranean, essentially.
	It could be said that because of waters that Jordan also borders Egypt.
	So Jordan's right in the middle of everything.
	Well, that's a kingdom.
	Anyway, Syria, though, is a little bit north of there, isn't it?
	I haven't looked at a map.
	Syria is directly north of Jordan.
	Did I say Jordan is north of Jordan?
	No.
	Syria is north of Jordan, directly north.
	Okay.
	Sorry, I'm so dark.
	Do they have a coastal availability?
	Can they have a port?
	Do they have a good port city?
	I don't know.
	Syria is just kind of weird, though.
	It looks to me like Jordan's major port city is going to be The city of Aqaba.
	Oh, that's a cool place.
	But does the northern Syria?
	I don't know.
	I'm just throwing shit out there.
	North Syria?
	What's that?
	Turkey?
	Turkey.
	North of Sammy.
	North of Syria.
	North of Syria is Turkey.
	To the east of Syria is Iraq.
	And to the west of Syria, to the west of Syria is the island of Cyprus.
	Yes.
	And also the Mediterranean Sea.
	Anyway, so when did we get official, like, I don't know, 10th Mountain is going into like the 10th Mountain Division out of Fort Drum, New York is now deploying to Syria in order to assist boots on the ground doing whatever.
	You know, we're not shooting, we're not fighting.
	We're just part of the NATO peacekeeping force.
	So are there official United States military regular military units on the ground in Syria right now?
	And when did that happen?
	When?
	I would say this: do you remember during the Obama administration that there was this huge push to get us into war in Saudi Arabia?
	And it's really amazing the juxtaposition.
	Is he going to war with Saudi Arabia under Obama?
	Blessed be his name.
	Really?
	It's really amazing to me the juxtaposition.
	Campaign Obama versus President Obama.
	And campaign Obama says we're going to get all of our soldiers out of these various theaters of war.
	And then President Obama tries to convince the American people that it is in the American interest to go into a theater of war 5,000, 6,000 miles away from North America to secure what American interest?
	I can't even begin to wrap my brain around that.
	Is that Syria, Egypt, Libya?
	If you want to know why it is that Donald Trump got elected president, it's because of, I think, now, now, some people would agree, disagree with me on this, but I think the reason Donald Trump got elected president is oh my god, I am so drunk.
	I can hear it in my voice as I speak to the listening audience.
	I'm like, Trump, I just like bust out of it.
	It's like my circumcision.
	I'm so drunk.
	I'm dropping syllables.
	Like the aliens.
	I'm dropping syllables.
	I'm not throwing, I'm not using enough air to perpetuate certain syllables.
	You know, I think there is something to what it is that Jedi Miller said, which was MD, MV.
	Why don't you shut the fuck up and let Peyton talk?
	Stop interrupting him.
	He's less eloquent, but he is smarter than you.
	He's wiser beyond your years.
	You're just arrogant and obnoxious.
	I think there's some truth to that.
	I mean, you know, I think Jedi Miller posted that, and he expected that I'm going to see it, and I'm going to reflexively object to it.
	But I have a level of respect for you that I think that people would presumptively assume I don't have.
	And so, Jedi Miller, there is some accuracy to what you're saying.
	I mean, I understand that I am the broadcast professional, as professional as somebody could be in my state of inebriation.
	So, did you spend $10,000 on the phone lines where you can have callers on hold and like selectively choose the open line stuff?
	Oh, no.
	I've spent about $6.25 per month in order to make this podcast happen.
	If somebody calls right now, I just want you to understand that I've spent about $6.25 to facilitate your call into this radio show.
	Meeter and Hen, the trucker.
	That was a bet.
	They hung up.
	Hello?
	Okay, I'm here.
	Let me see here.
	I'm having a system.
	Let me go through some of these comments in the Gabcast thread.
	I think it's necessary at this point.
	I've been meaning to for quite some time, but I just never got around to it because you and I have been so engrossed in the conversation we've been having.
	Dr. MDMD says a surprising amount of Jews were involved in Bush-era PNAC.
	Just examine the record.
	Sexy.
	And I think he's saying that in response to me saying that I love, that I personally love the Jewish people, and I think that they are simply culturally predisposed to educating themselves and working really hard, which is what has landed them in various positions that we find them in.
	Just examine the record and you'll see that.
	What does PNAC mean?
	I don't know.
	What is PNAC?
	What is PNAC?
	I don't know.
	Political non-association consideration.
	I don't know.
	And Dr. MDMD says in response to Jedi Miller, you're just jealous because his karaoke is better than yours.
	And I will tell you that if Jedi Miller were to pursue karaoke as, quote unquote, a thing, I think that I would vastly outclass Jedi Miller in the world of karaoke.
	I'm an amazing karaoke.
	You know what?
	Let's take a break here.
	Let's take a break here.
	And I'm going to.
	I'm going to refresh my adult beverage.
	And last count I had, and this was like a couple shots ago and maybe a drink ago, you were at 11 and I'm at 7.
	I don't know.
	I lie when I'm drunk.
	Well, I shouldn't say I lie.
	I exaggerate.
	I elaborate.
	Could George Nori call in?
	Here's what I'm going to do.
	Here's what I'm going to do.
	Dr. MDMD says that Jedi Miller is just jealous because I thoroughly and entirely and completely outclass him as karaoke is considered.
	And I just want to prove this correct.
	I'm going to go ahead and play this while we take a break.
	This is a major announcement.
	This is from many, many years ago.
	This is probably from about Eight years old.
	So, if you want to know my karaoke prowess, just listen to this.
	Oh, I'm ready to hit it.
	All right, so when you do something like this, you don't need to warm up.
	Well, you did just sing that one song, kinda.
	And I have to warn the audience: listen, people will get hurt.
	There is going to be a time when you may encounter me and I'm not intoxicated.
	But that will be rare.
	And I have to know that this will not in any way be held against me.
	But it will.
	Okay.
	Crazy speech.
	And here's your terrorist.
	Okay, baby.
	I hear myself too loudly in comparison to the music.
	All right, take it.
	Take a test run.
	Is it too loud?
	More.
	I used to be a rolling stone.
	No.
	Smells high as it goes.
	But my cause was right.
	I'd leave to find an answer on the road.
	I used to be a heartbeat for someone.
	But the times have changed.
	The less I say, the more my work gets done.
	Hey, thank you.
	Girls, I live and breathe this Philadelphia freedom.
	I can't hear myself.
	From the day that I was born, I waved the flag.
	I can't hear myself.
	Philadelphia freedom took me knee-high to a man.
	Yeah.
	Give me a piece of my daddy.
	Never heard.
	Thank you, thank you.
	Oh, Philadelphia freedom shine on me.
	Four minutes to go.
	I love you.
	Shine the light through the eyes of the ones left behind.
	Thank you.
	Yes.
	Shine the light, shine the light.
	Shine the light.
	Won't you shine the light?
	Philadelphia freedom.
	I love you.
	Yes, I do.
	Thank you.
	Yay, very good.
	This is your best one.
	Is it?
	Yes.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	Kind of weird when there's no lyrics, though.
	If you choose to, you can't live your life alone.
	Some people choose the city.
	Some others that choose a good old family home.
	Some others choose a good old family home.
	I like living easy without family ties.
	When the whip of wheel of freedom taps me right between the eyes, you're getting into it right now, too.
	Well, I live depth of freedom on the day that I was born.
	I waved the flag.
	A philadelphia freedom took me knee-high to a man.
	Gave me a piece of mind, my daddy.
	Never heard.
	Thank you, thank you.
	A philadelphia freedom shine on me.
	I love you.
	Shine the light through the eyes of the ones left behind.
	Shine the light, shine the light.
	Shine the light, won't you shine the light?
	Fill the light, don't be afraid.
	I love her, yes I do.
	Yeah, very nicely done.
	I'm going to give you a round of applause.
	Thank you.
	You don't deserve it.
	I think that was my best one so far.
	That was my best one so far.
	It's quite possible that that is your best one.
	But considering the comparison.
	Well, I think that if you're trying to get a contract or something, that's obviously not happened.
	But as far as replay value, I think in terms of four times already some fat guy on a mic in a basement somewhere.
	I'll make that.
	Make that three minutes.
	Okay, that guy.
	That guy you heard talking while I'm talking.
	His name is Bill Claxton.
	And the first radio job I ever had.
	This is MV, by the way, aka Liberace.
	The first radio job I ever had was with this guy.
	And I remember listening to the radio before I got this job and listening to him.
	And for probably a couple of years, starting at the time I was about 15, maybe 14, actually earlier.
	And then I got a job at this radio station when I was 17.
	And Bill Claxton, he was actually working with me.
	It was like meeting a celebrity.
	It's really the funniest thing.
	I mean, as I say his name to you, it means nothing to you.
	But to me, it was like, wow, I'm working with Bill Claxton.
	And his voice is so deep, it's almost superhuman.
	It almost makes you, as you listen to his voice, it almost makes you say to yourself, why do I even continue?
	His voice is so deep, it's superhuman.
	It's disgusting.
	By the way, as we're taking this break, I want to tell you that I need to turn these speakers down.
	Okay.
	As we're taking this break, I want to tell you: you're aware of the The feud that existed between the Aaron F and who is it?
	Oh my God.
	Who's that guy?
	Pate.
	Pate, are you there?
	What?
	Who's the guy?
	You can't hear me.
	Okay, I'm going to putt you down again.
	Jason Callan, it came to me.
	That was the only reason I potted you up so that I could hear that name.
	Jason Callan.
	You may remember when The Aaron F, that is the name of her YouTube channel.
	Excuse me, I'm sorry.
	I've been consuming just irresponsible amounts of adult beverages here.
	You may remember the Aaron F, and she has a YouTube channel.
	I think that if you go to youtube.com slash the Aaron F, I'm pretty sure that'll take you to her channel.
	It's T-H-E-E-R-I-N-F.
	And at some point along the way, I think you all know Jason Callan.
	He has a YouTube channel where he does food reviews and various other pursuits.
	And at some point along the way, he became friendly with the Aaron F.
	And because of his friendliness toward her, I think he in some way became enamored with her.
	And in becoming enamored with her, he started to have feelings for her.
	And when he in any way whatsoever expressed these feelings he had toward her, she took it as, oh my God, that's creepy.
	Oh my God, it's creepy.
	Because in the Me Too era, if a guy expresses feelings toward you as a woman in any way, if he's not hot enough to do so, then it becomes a problem.
	See, that's what the Me Too era really is.
	It is a suggestion that a guy should not express in any way feelings for you as a woman unless he's hot enough to do so.
	And so Jason Callan violated this edict, this rule that had been established by, I don't know who.
	Hold on.
	Hold on.
	I need to do another shot.
	I really do.
	Hold on.
	Mmm.
	That lime really goes well.
	For anybody interested, again, I want to clarify.
	I am drinking tequila correlejo.
	Tequila Correlejo.
	Hencho en Mexico.
	Which means made in Mexico.
	I'm really good at speaking Spanish, but when I try to listen to somebody speaking Spanish, I really have a problem.
	It's embarrassing to me.
	I speak great Spanish, but when somebody is speaking Spanish to me, I can't begin to figure out what they're trying to say to me.
	I can't understand it.
	It's the absolute inverse of what normally happens when somebody tries to speak a foreign language.
	Usually, when somebody speaks a foreign language, they can understand what somebody's saying to them, but they have difficulty speaking it.
	I'm the absolute inverse.
	So if you try to speak Spanish to me.
	You've been listening to The Gabcast, a podcast about Belk.
	If you try to speak Spanish to me, I'm going to have difficulty with it.
	But if I'm speaking Spanish to you, it's probably going to be no problem.
	I can't think of many concepts I could that I would fail to express to you in Spanish.
	But the second you tried to speak Spanish to me, just forget about it.
	But any, how did I get onto that?
	Oh, I was talking about the tequila I'm drinking.
	It is tequila corraljo.
	And it's not Cora Yejo because there are not two L's.
	It's Coralejo.
	Anyway, that's neither here nor there.
	I just want to repeatedly apprise the listening audience of the fact that I'm intoxicated so they can understand why it is that I'm slobbering all over myself.
	But the Aaron F. went out publicly and accused as Jason Callen became enamored with and attempted to help the Aaron F. with her problems.
	He became a little bit enamored with her because, you know, they're in the, in terms of age range, they are in similar age range.
	But...
	But like a lot of women who know how to manipulate men, she used him for the purpose of getting her adsense squared away and all the various other intricacies of streaming online that she needed help with.
	He was right there because he was experienced.
	And he told her what it was that she needed to do.
	And anything that she had a question with, he was right there to help her.
	I can't find my vape.
	Did I put it in my pocket?
	No, I didn't.
	Where did it go?
	Maybe it was left in the bathroom when I peed.
	I don't know.
	No, it's not here.
	Anyway, after he helped her out with all of these intricacies of online video streaming and he became closer to her and closer to her, he became a little bit enamored with her.
	Which, considering that they're in the same age range, I think makes sense.
	I'm not too terribly shocked by that.
	If I were in my 50s and I saw a woman who's in her late 50s, obviously, I would feel the same way.
	And so Jason Callan began to express to her that he was in some way interested in her.
	And she, being in her late 50s, rather than reciprocate, chose to use this against him and use this as an anvil with which to beat him over the head.
	And so she went out publicly and suggested to people that he likes feet, that he's into feet.
	She went out publicly and suggested to people that he was calling her all hours of the night.
	And it really was an objectionable Course of events that she chose to pursue.
	And so I chose to make a parody song about it.
	But the thing is, the song that you've heard all of this time, I've been just woefully disappointed by it personally because I didn't spend enough time on the production of this song.
	The events that were occurring between the Aaron F and Jason Callan were all happening within the moment.
	And so I wanted to get this song out as quickly as possible.
	And I didn't spend enough time on the production of the song, the parody song, as I should have.
	And so it was released long ago.
	And this entire time, I've been entirely disappointed by the production quality of this song.
	It should have been one of my best, and it wasn't.
	It was released quickly.
	And so what I've done is I've remastered it.
	And I didn't sing any additional vocals, but what I did was I produced the vocals in such a way that they should have been produced when this was recorded, released the first time.
	And that's what you're going to hear now.
	This is called I Blame the Wine.
	And it is a sort of synopsis of the public spat that erupted between the Aaron F and Jason Callan when she came out and attempted to publicly besmirch him and ruin his reputation because he dared express an interest in her.
	Which, as far as I'm concerned, based on what I've seen of this creature, she should feel fortunate that any individual with a penis would express interest in her.
	But nevertheless, she decided to take his advances and use them against him.
	And so I wrote a parody song about it.
	This is the remastered version.
	This is the first time it's being heard.
	And this is the way it should have been produced when it was originally released.
	I think the vocals are much better done on this one.
	This is called I Blame the Wine.
	And you're listening to The Gabcast.
	You told the world I like thee.
	Then I helped you with your ads and strife.
	You turned your snow so unkind.
	I don't blame you, Aaron.
	I blame the wine.
	I know how much your thrive costs you.
	And I'll help pay the fee.
	If the video's grip burned you, you'll never stop.
	Forgive me.
	You've been accusing me of all this stuff.
	But it's alright, I don't mind.
	I don't blame you, Aaron.
	I blame the wine.
	I just wanna say that it's okay.
	You said I've been creepy and strange, like you're clever, garden home.
	Yeah, when a guy makes a move on you, everything is welcome.
	If he's high, said you got my calls every hour of the night.
	Said I was peeking through holes above where sun is shining, speaking light.
	You allay all your mama smears.
	Said you read to the blind.
	I don't blame you, Aaron.
	I blame the wine.
	I just wanna say that it's okay.
	You said I've been creepy and strange, like you're clever.
	Garden home.
	Yeah, when a guy makes a move on you, everything is welcome.
	If he's high, if I defend myself while you choose to pound, I might learn and grow some bells, and I would let you down.
	When you wanted to up in my life, I never once felt my line.
	I don't blame you, Aaron.
	This is the Gabcast, a podcast about bellgab.com.
	Call the show now at 573-837-4948.
	That's 573-837-4948.
	Now, shut up, sit down, and listen to the damn show.
	That's right.
	Hey, how you doing, buddy?
	I'm waiting for October.
	You know, I'm prepared.
	You're waiting for October.
	I'm preparing for October.
	I don't know necessarily how those two differentiate from one another, but while you're waiting, I'm preparing.
	The number to call 573-573-837-4948.
	If you want to be on the show tonight, it's 573-837-4948.
	If you'd like to be on the Gabcast, this is as has been the case over these last three gabcasts, a drunken gabcast.
	Both myself and Pate.
	You know, if I think to myself, I'd like to host the show with somebody who's going to be every bit as drunk as I am.
	Immediately, I think to myself, I need to host the show with Pate because that's the only sure bet.
	So, Pate is here with me, Pate of Bellgab.com.
	Indeed.
	And, you know, I'm looking at the comments in the Gabcast thread at bellgab.com.
	And one of the things I'm seeing is, hey, MV, you've got to talk about the major announcement before you get so drunk that you're not able to articulate it to the listening audience.
	And last time, you know what?
	At this point in the last show, we were off the air.
	I just want to make the listening audience aware of the technical prowess that manifests itself within me that has ensured this was not the case this time around.
	Because the last time we did this show, we did a break, and that was the end of the show because everything was finished.
	You hung up on a couple people last show, and you included.
	I was talking to Eddie Dean or Mud King or whoever the hell his name was, some famous character from the 1920s.
	Of the two you just mentioned, Eddie Dean and the Mud King, only the Mud King doesn't hate me now.
	Oh.
	You know, it's really something how people evolve to hate you out of nowhere.
	I can't have friends on the internet.
	I mean, they just find some reason somewhere, some way, somehow to hate you.
	I constructed with my internet jeweler the Biffs.
	We are the Biffs, right?
	You don't remember it.
	Do you remember?
	Do you mean to say that we are the Biffs of Back to the Future?
	Best internet friends forever, comma, sir.
	You know something I should have done during that break as go pee.
	I really should have gone to pee.
	Do not do it on the air.
	I did not go pee during that break, and I really should have.
	You know what?
	My grandma never had big hair, and she always told me that I should stay away from women with big hair, and I'm looking at a big hair woman right now.
	Can I say something right now?
	I just saw Jackstar post and the Gabcast thread, and I just want to say something right now.
	Into a male female or because I'm intoxicated, you can appreciate that my thoughts are honest thoughts.
	And I want to say that Jackstar is probably one of my favorite Bellgab users.
	And he himself probably wouldn't believe that or necessarily realize that.
	Bell Chan.
	But Jackstar, in my opinion, sort of encapsulates and encompasses everything that I like about Belgab.com that he's questioning.
	Like, he even throws the whatever color.
	I don't know.
	Jackstar kind of just like, you dumbasses.
	Let me tell you something.
	If you say, I don't know, while you're talking, I'm going to cut you off immediately.
	So I just want to tell you that this is one of your verbal crutches that you need to divest yourself of immediately is saying, I don't know while you're talking.
	Because if I hear you say, I don't know, right away, I'm going to say, okay, he's just meandering and I'm going to walk all over the top of him.
	Even though, as Jedi Miller says, you are vastly smarter than I am and more worldly than I am.
	I'm still going to walk all over you if I hear you say, I don't know while you're talking.
	So that is a, if you work in radio, one of the things that people are going to come at you with immediately are your verbal crutches.
	Your verbal crutches, all the little things that you use to supplement the fact that you're not used to talking into a microphone.
	And one of yours is saying, I don't know as you are articulating your point of view.
	So if I hear you say, I don't know, that's going to tell me, okay, you've kind of run out of things to say.
	And in my drunken state, I'm just going to start walking all over the top of it.
	I'm just talking to you.
	Some random Sunni Muslim that hates me.
	And my feels are very hurt.
	I can't believe that we're on the same ground and that we disagree on so many things.
	And I'm going to take a drink.
	You know, I want to be clear about this while on paper, I technically am a Muslim on paper.
	At the same time, I think that Islam really is a cancer that's been set upon the earth.
	Now, I don't, now there are certain Islamists, if you will, that I happen to agree with.
	There went my political career.
	I was going to run for state representative.
	There goes that.
	I am a soup guy.
	Anyway, we're all human people, and it's religions or politics that we agree on or just freedom.
	And I think any religion on the planet, go back to the Jews.
	Triple parentheses, the Jews.
	They were fighting against something, but they believe in it.
	It's written down.
	They were fighting against some kind of order.
	I'm Jesse Venturi.
	I'm White Crow.
	Anyway.
	Hold on a moment.
	That is another one of the Belgab memes that I am responsible for.
	I told you as they pop up, I will apprise you of them.
	And that is one of them.
	I'm White Crow.
	This is White Crow.
	I'm the person.
	I'm the person who made that a thing.
	And now if you go over to LGAB, I'm sure they're talking about this is White Crow.
	On Belgab.com, they're talking about this is White Crow.
	But I'm the person.
	I am the person who brought that to prominence.
	That's just another example of the various bell gam memes that I am responsible for.
	I'm so drunk.
	I'm so stupid and drunk right now.
	Go ahead, Pate.
	No, I'll hit the tip drawer at some point.
	I am self-professed executive producer of the program.
	I am the Tommy Dan Heiser Hauser.
	I don't know.
	To your George Nori.
	And George Nori.
	Pate, Peyton.
	Can you hold on just a moment?
	I just want to continue on the thought that I had a moment ago, which was that Jackstar, even though he has expressed displeasure with me on multiple occasions, like, for instance, if I ask him, hey, Jackstar, would you be interested in filling in on a gab cast?
	He'll say something like, oh, my microphone might not work.
	I think what he's doing is he's alluding to some incident in the past where I may have muted his microphone because he was talking too much.
	I don't know what it is.
	I don't even know what.
	Hold on, Pate.
	Hold on, Pate.
	Let me speculate here.
	Okay, go ahead.
	Go ahead.
	I'm sorry.
	I think the reason that you walked out on Dumb and Dumber 2 or 2.5 or whatever, that was the only movie you ever walked out on, right?
	You paid a ticket to the man.
	That's the only movie I've ever walked up.
	Yes.
	Do you know the movie I walked out on?
	I want to hear right now, please.
	It was JFK by, who was that?
	Coplaw?
	I don't even know.
	It was just like a region.
	JFK.
	I remember walking in to who was that?
	Kevin Costner?
	No.
	If I weren't drunk right now, it'd be coming right to me in just about two seconds.
	But JFK.
	I don't know.
	I'm so stupid.
	I am so stupid and useless and drunk.
	I went to my Google search bar and I typed JEK director.
	JFK director.
	Doesn't matter.
	Kevin Costner was in it, right?
	Where was what's his name?
	A guy that takes any role.
	Geez.
	It's not.
	It's not.
	Oh, geez.
	Tip of my tongue.
	Oliver Stone is the director of JFK the movie.
	And, you know, we talked about this.
	Did you really walk out of JFK?
	Yeah.
	It was retarded.
	I don't think I could.
	Okay, please.
	Please specifically explain that.
	And by the way, I don't disagree with you.
	I just would like to hear you explain that for the purpose of benefiting the listening audience while I attempt to pee, hoping that this court is long enough for me to do so.
	Record.
	Don't do it live on air now.
	That's a dribble-drabble.
	Anyway, I think the problem I had with it was that the JFK movie that Oliver Stone filmed had this kind of rabid Southern answer.
	I don't even know what was southern.
	It offended me.
	And it wasn't that JFK was killed by a single bullet.
	That did not offend me.
	And I don't accept that.
	John Frederick or whatever the fuck his name is, Kennedy from Boston, Massachusetts.
	Fitzgerald.
	Well, whatever.
	He died.
	He was killed.
	Big deal.
	He was a Democrat.
	Big fucking deal.
	I don't care.
	You're being so dismissive, and I think that that's where a lot of people would lose interest in what you're saying.
	And that guy, whoever the fuck, John Quincy Jones, whoever.
	John Quincy Adams, you're going back about 175 years.
	Yeah.
	He made that movie, right?
	I don't know.
	What's his name?
	Oliver Stone.
	Oliver Stone has a paint.
	At this point, I think that you have consumed so much alcohol that you've lost the ability to properly articulate why you have a problem with the JFK movie directed by Oliver Stone.
	And I think the main reason I have a problem with the JFK movie directed by Oliver Stone is that it has given the American people their primary opinion.
	It has actually got my money back, sir.
	Did you really?
	Yes.
	I walked out.
	I went to the box office and I said, can I please have my money back?
	And they were like, what?
	They're probably a bunch of teenage kids.
	We can't believe you'd feel this way.
	They gave me my money back.
	What was it?
	Okay, as you were sitting in the theater and watching this.
	Hold on, Pate.
	As you were sitting on the stage.
	Hold on.
	Pete, stop.
	Stop, stop, stop, stop.
	Please.
	But I probably watched Star Wars episode one instead.
	Okay, Pate.
	Listen.
	As you were sitting in the theater watching JFK, what was it that came up on the screen that prompted you to say, fuck this, I'm going back and I'm getting my money?
	I think it was Kevin Costner's face.
	No, that's not good enough.
	Specifically, what was it that came up on the screen that caused you to say, you know what?
	This is the moment I'm getting up out of my seat physically and going to the ticket booth and I'm going to get my money back.
	It was deeply encoded and he said Tatanka.
	And then.
	Are you talking about dances with the wolves?
	You are a drunk piece of shit.
	Do you know that?
	Oh my God, you're confronting me.
	You're conflating one movie with another.
	You are a drunk piece of shit.
	Not funny.
	No laughing.
	I identified.
	Okay, you're going to tell me that the reason you walked out on JFK was Tatanka?
	You really should just be drawn and quartered.
	I want to go back to the original point that I was making, which was that Jackstar, although he has repeatedly expressed reservations as it pertains to me, and he has repeatedly expressed his displeasure with how I run things and various other aspects of Belgab and how things go there.
	I want to tell you that I think he is probably my favorite Belgab poster because I think that as an individual, I think as an individual,
	Jackstar encompasses what it is to be a Belgab user, maybe possibly more so than any other individual who has used Belgab.
	And I know a lot of people might not understand that.
	They might think to themselves explicitly and entirely from a conventional thought standpoint of, well, he's had nasty things to say about you.
	Why would you say that?
	No, that's not it at all.
	If you think that, God damn, I am so drunk.
	I'm sorry.
	But if you think that if you think that you don't understand my philosophy in running bellgab.com,
	I think Jackstar is probably the most bellgab bellgabber that exists because he tells me to go fuck myself and he tells multiple other repeat posters who consider themselves to be institutions to go fuck themselves.
	And he does it in a way that's in their faces.
	I just want to tell you that I, of everybody at Bellgab that I could think, and let me tell you this.
	This is why I like Jack.
	Hold on, Pate, stop.
	Pate, hold on, Pate.
	Hold on, Pate.
	The fact that I'm saying nice things about Pate, please, just pause for a moment.
	The fact that I'm saying nice things about Jackstar right now would probably cause him to be even more vicious toward me.
	And that's why I like him so much.
	So I just want to say that of everybody here that of everybody that uses Belgab, and again, as I mentioned earlier, when you're intoxicated, the thoughts that come out of you while you're intoxicated are most likely your true thoughts.
	Jackstar is probably my favorite poster on bellgab.com because he tells me your paintings on Firefly.
	Do you remember that Firefly?
	What was that stupid Pate?
	Right now you are a drunk piece of shit.
	And I just want you to understand that.
	Jackstar tells me to go fuck myself.
	He tells everybody else to go fuck themselves.
	And that's why I like him because Jackstar has a purity to him that can't quite be seen in anybody else.
	And it's not like, it's like You can't look at Jackstar and say he's right-wing.
	You can't look at Jackstar and say he's left-wing.
	Jackstar is just simply anti-Jackstar.
	Jackstar is simply anti-authoritarian.
	And that's why I like him because he tells me to go fuck myself.
	And he doesn't do it in those words necessarily, but what do you think implements to use to go fuck yourself with?
	The overall message that Jackstar conveys, the overall approximation of what it is that Jackstar has to say on bellgab.com is, hey, MV, owner of this forum, administrator, go fuck yourself.
	And I like that.
	That's why Jackstar is my favorite poster.
	And I know he doesn't believe that.
	And I know the fact that I'm saying that right now is going to cause Jackstar to hate me even more.
	And that's why I like him.
	Cedral's eyes.
	I'm laughing.
	Versus.
	Okay.
	Okay, listen.
	I'm going to go down the Gabcast thread.
	I'm going to read some of these posts by people.
	Okay, is that okay, Pate?
	Yeah, I'm going to mute myself, I think.
	Okay, Zartak says, is Pate on a different dimensional plane?
	He talks over MV like they exist separately.
	And Jackstar says, so lonely.
	I don't even know what he's responding to when he says, so lonely.
	I'll have to review the data.
	But anyway, carry on.
	Carry on.
	Zartak says, over the course of this broadcast, I want to inform the listeners I'm drunk.
	I want to be clear about this.
	I think he's mocking me.
	Do you think that might be the case, Pate?
	Yes.
	Yes, absolutely.
	Without doubt, Zartak, so focused.
	Sci-fi author, let me tell you, sci-fi author, you are someone that I have respected over the course of many years on bellgab.com, and I still subscribe to your YouTube channel.
	I'm not going to say what it is here because I might consider that doxing, but I have subscribed to your YouTube channel for many years, sci-fi author.
	I find you an intellectual heavyweight and someone that I would defer to on numerous subjects.
	Armor-torted compared to that guy.
	Sci-fi author says, the gab cast made me poor Martini and then four more after that.
	And Briggs says MV would be proud.
	Let's go to page.
	Let's see.
	I need to refresh this.
	Oh, God.
	What do you mean?
	Zartek says, this is where I usually tune out the podcast.
	Pate was good before he got drunk.
	Pate, were you good before you got drunk?
	Or did you get drunk and blow it all the smithereens?
	Go ahead, Pate.
	I think, honestly, I got drunk before I got good.
	And then I tried to get in a time machine and get good before, you know, I thought it was wrong, whatever it was I was doing.
	I'm an American, and I don't need to tell you.
	Think you are probably more American than most Americans.
	I would say you are probably 45% more American than most people, most people who call themselves Americans.
	What are your thoughts on that?
	My thoughts are on me.
	But I'm serious.
	I want you to zero in on what I just said.
	I think you are 45% more American than most people who call themselves Americans.
	I mean, you served in a former, you served in a foreign.
	I'm sorry, I'm so drunk.
	You served in a foreign theater of war, and you don't brag about it all the time.
	Most people listening right now wouldn't even know about that if I weren't bringing it up repeatedly.
	And I think you are the best that America has to offer.
	And in many ways, what Jedi Miller said, which was that I should shut the fuck up and let you speak and stop interrupting you.
	I think, again, I want to reiterate that I think there is some truth to that.
	I know that Jedi Miller is in some way trying to be trollish, but I think there is some truth to that.
	That you bring to things a perspective that I can't begin to relate to.
	And I have a certain level of respect for you that I wouldn't have for a lot of people.
	And I'm not saying thank you for your service.
	Fuck you if you think I'm saying that.
	That's not what I'm saying.
	Your service, DMV, to the whatever podcast.
	So you want to hear me.
	You know, let me ask you this.
	Can I ask you a question?
	Let me ask you a question, Paige.
	Sure.
	Let me ask you a question.
	No, this is just you and me talking.
	Listen, listen, Paige.
	Let's just take a deep breath.
	Okay?
	Take a deep breath.
	Clear yourself of I'm in podcast universe.
	It's just you and me.
	We're talking, and I have a question for you, and I would like to get an answer to it.
	And it's an honest question.
	And I'm going to ask it to you right now.
	Okay?
	Can you?
	No breakups.
	Did you ever fire a firearm and kill anyone as a result of that?
	Any woman or anybody?
	Anybody?
	Anybody.
	I've never had cause to fire.
	Honestly, to take a life.
	Okay, that's the better question.
	Have you ever taken a life?
	Triggers pulled.
	Take a life.
	If I needed to take a life, triggers pulled instantly.
	Do I need to remember that?
	No, I'm not asking you if you need.
	I'm not asking you if you need to remember that.
	I'm getting past the whole thank you for your service bullshit.
	And I'm asking you the questions that people really want to ask you.
	No, I've never taken a watch.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm snorting.
	I'm snorting because I'm so drunk.
	I'm asking you the questions that people really want to ask you, but they're afraid to ask you because you're alive.
	You know what?
	I've been watching a lot of Battlestar Galactica, the reimage, not the old school one with Emergency, that guy.
	What was that guy's name?
	Anyway, James.
	I've been James, James Mantooth.
	No.
	Guy's name was Mantooth.
	It was some stupid Mantooth.
	I still have more tequila in this cup to drink.
	Oh, my God.
	Go ahead, Pate.
	You're more educated and learned than I. Go ahead, Pete.
	I've never taken a life.
	I've never had cause to take a life.
	Nobody's been aware of that.
	Okay, can I stop you right there?
	Be like, motherfucker, are you really shooting at me that close?
	Can I stop you right there, Pete?
	Can I stop you right there, Pete?
	Please.
	Sure.
	You honestly can say, in serving in Afghanistan, that you never took a life directly pull the trigger aimed.
	That guy needs to die?
	Nope, and let me let me be clear.
	Not even let me be clear.
	I have no judgments to place upon you.
	If you were to say yes, I have no judgments whatsoever to place upon you.
	If you were to say yes, I just simply want to ask you the question that people really want to ask you, but they're fucking pussy.
	They're too pussy to ask you that question.
	I want to ask you the question I want, I want to ask you the questions that civilians really want to ask you, if they weren't too afraid to do so, if they weren't too put off.
	It was boring as fuck.
	Nothing happened.
	I mean, I don't know.
	Go ahead.
	No, I want you to go ahead.
	If you killed somebody, I want to understand and hear the circumstances that occurred in you doing that and I want to remember killing somebody and why and why I had to pull the trigger on that.
	Forgive my English, but why would I need to pull a trigger on a nigger like that?
	Why I'm a nigger?
	I mean, it's a mindset really.
	Um, I need to die, you need to die.
	Who needs to die?
	Well, I would, I will agree, I will agree that I am eventually going to die, but I don't necessarily agree that I need to die.
	Well, that's kind of, are you shooting at me?
	Well okay, trying to end my life Pate, I feel like you are skirting around the issue at this moment.
	I'm an American.
	Yes, want in my life.
	If you want to end my life like, silence me forever um, killery me, and you know like, that's what I want, that's what I specifically suicide myself.
	That's what I want to know is, did anybody put you in the position where it was, you or them?
	No, never.
	No, it was never face to face that you know what.
	There was a time.
	There was a point.
	There was some kind of weed cleaning.
	I don't know.
	There was some kind of these guys were going to come and do some bullshit.
	And it was under the previous president while I was serving in Afghanistan.
	Yeah, sure.
	Whatever you remember.
	Piece of shit.
	Good.
	You hate me.
	Good.
	I don't hate you.
	I hate Bush.
	Anyway.
	Let me, let me, let me preface.
	Hold on, Pate.
	Hold on.
	Hold on.
	No, no.
	I haven't finished.
	Well, I know you're going to finish.
	I just want to.
	I just want to preface.
	Hold on, Pate.
	I just want to preface.
	There's a whole bunch of fucking monster fucking monster.
	It's like Red Bull, cheap Red Bull.
	And we're drinking, what are they called?
	Rippets?
	Did you get Red Bull in Afghanistan?
	Yes.
	I just want you to know that there's nothing you're going to say that's wrong to me.
	I don't remember.
	The thing is, I can't remember what these jackasses that were brought in to clear the weeds around the flight line.
	I just can't remember.
	It's probably after the incident in question, but they were just very stinky.
	Like, what the fuck?
	Why do you got a fucking rifle aimed at us?
	We're already in a turkey shoot situation.
	I was like, man, clear the weeds.
	Do what you do.
	Get the fuck out of here.
	And I don't ever want to see you again.
	Buy you a monster, a ripet, a whatever.
	And you know what?
	When I showed up with a bag full, and everybody on my team was stink-eyeing me.
	Like, what are you doing?
	Them Haji's are gonna fucking...
	I didn't care.
	What do they think?
	You blew up a whole village?
	Why are they stink-eyeing you?
	I don't know.
	They were hired to do some bullshit.
	And it upset me because what?
	I'm sitting around doing nothing.
	That's what I did in Afghanistan.
	Nothing.
	No, listen, Pate.
	Listen, Pate, here's what I wanted to say to you a moment ago.
	Serving in Afghanistan, you were injected into a situation that nobody volunteered.
	Okay, okay.
	You volunteered to serve in the armed forces, but you didn't want to.
	But you didn't necessarily know where you would end up.
	You didn't know if you'd end up serving in South Korea.
	You didn't know if you'd end up serving in Japan or Germany.
	South Korea, shit.
	Germany, shit.
	Give me that.
	But you didn't know prior where you would end up serving.
	So it's not like you went into the military and you said, let me serve in Afghanistan.
	I want to blow Haji's face off.
	You didn't necessarily say that.
	It's just where you wound up.
	So I want you to understand as you're answering the question that I'm asking of you, there's no wrong answer you can give.
	Good.
	Well, I guess I joined under G.W. Bush, your best buddy, thinking, hey, the next team's going to take over.
	And they're going to do all kinds of cool stuff, right?
	Our new president send me deep state.
	No, I didn't believe in the deep state, but I don't know.
	You do now, don't you?
	Well, I remember when I was in Afghanistan and they asked me if I wanted to go see Obama in Bagram.
	I don't know.
	I was not in Bagram, but I remember them asking, and it was just, they kind of asked me as a formality.
	And I was like, can I have my gun, my, my weapon?
	And they're like, it was beyond that.
	Just basically, I did not agree.
	I joined under George Washington Bush or whatever his name is.
	Walker.
	And then, yeah, whatever.
	It wasn't a political thing.
	You know something?
	You know something?
	I am so drunk that I couldn't find it.
	They asked me if I wanted to go see Obama in Bagram and like travel special.
	It was like, can I keep my weapon while I travel?
	And they're like, well, I don't even think they asked that I could be there with Obama like I was going to shoot him in the head.
	Like Obama.
	Pate.
	Man, I hate you so much.
	I'm going to shoot you in the fucking head.
	You're my commander-in-chief.
	Pate.
	Can I interrupt you for a moment?
	Can I interrupt you for a moment?
	Okay, I understand that disappointed you.
	I am so drunk that I just dropped my shot glass on the floor and it just shattered in a million pieces right here on the floor as you were talking.
	And so not only does it need to be cleaned up, but I need another shot glass.
	So can I send you one?
	Do you need...
	What's the major announcement?
	Anyway, this is very...
	We're going to take a quick break and then we will come back and take care of that major announcement.
	How's that sound to you?
	I don't know.
	I know you're less than impressed, but that's the way it has to be.
	It's not my podcast, man.
	It is.
	I mean, you've been on here for the last three podcasts, the last three versions of the Gabcast.
	I would say you're a regular component of the Gabcast.
	I don't regularly.
	Anyway.
	Okay, so let me go ahead and set this up.
	I'm going to take a quick break here.
	Listen, to the listening audience right now, I'm extremely intoxicated.
	In addition to talking into this microphone, I also have to run the board and click all the buttons and what have you.
	So we'll see how this goes.
	We'll be back after this break.
	It's the Gabcast, which is a podcast about BellGab.com.
	Don't go anywhere.
	We're back in a second.
	He can't survive with only child without no bucks.
	So, baby, don't freak it this way, Lord.
	You'll be remiss.
	He'll surely miss 600 bucks.
	Don't freak it this way.
	Baby, you're hot up selling blood, burning cookies too.
	Now come on, send the money, Rollo, got pills too.
	Send it to you why it was his talk show.
	He helped with all the earnings, you should pay the toll.
	Now come on, see the light that is worth it.
	Cause some of that cash money should get the king.
	Don't you treat Keith this way?
	No.
	Don't you understand?
	It ain't a grin, it's a small fee.
	Please don't freak it this way.
	No, baby, don't freak it this way.
	No, he ain't got some heart with only child, without no bucks.
	Baby, don't freak it this way, baby.
	You're hot up selling blood, burning cookies too.
	Now come on, send the money, Rollo's got those too.
	Send it to your wire, it was his talk show.
	He helped with all the earning, you should pay the toll.
	Now come on, see the line learning with a stick to summer that cash money.
	Get Keith, get heat, get heat, get, get the key, mm-hmm.
	Go to get, go to keep some of that cash money.
	Go to keep, go get that cash money.
	I need it.
	Oh, don't freak it this way.
	That moon, huh?
	He needs one, he wants.
	Top it up, biscuit on the plate.
	Top it up, biscuit on the plate.
	Top it up, biscuit on licked in the money, honey.
	A show was the legend He's flown bro de Jay is kin Art gave the shed, she thought that she had made it with the boss, he's gonna walk, and now it's key who's calling all the shots.
	You suck for life and I subscribers said bye-bye.
	Now Keith can breathe, a sign You're stuck for life and I'm stuck for life and I'm sick of broom can fly.
	You can't...
	Art gave the shed she thought that she had made it with the boss He's gonna walk And now it's Keith Who's calling all the shots You stuck for life and night Subscribers said bye-bye Now Keith can breathe a sign You're stuck for life and night
	You're stuck for life and not unless your broom can fly Your content was bone drive And now you're stuck in night
	You stuck for life and I Subscribers said bye-bye Now Keith can breathe a sign You're stuck for life and I've been listening to The Gabcast, a podcast about bellgab.com.
	Now get lost!
	Fucking vocal fright promises of life shows but take us on the run Woman who had vocal fright should die a show tomorrow with a star shine
	Midnight in the cuck shed And we listen who are you?
	Did Arbell lie about the soccer?
	I have no idea.
	Questions abound.
	I don't know why, but this continues to be most people's favorite parody song.
	I don't know why.
	The least effort and consideration went into this one of all of the parody songs.
	But this continues, this continues to be a favorite.
	I don't know why.
	Midnight in the cutshed.
	Just next door in Paldo Pear.
	It was the space of your mentor.
	And he's no longer there.
	As the days to the live shows quicken, are the gravestones all designed.
	Have we lost all our sins criders?
	Have we paid their last nine?
	Midnight in the country.
	Designing gravestones.
	And we're listening.
	Oh, hey, everyone.
	And we're listening.
	Oh, hey, years ago.
	Years ago, my grandma told me that if Michael, you're ever at any point designing a gravestone, you'll know you've made it.
	That's what I came to understand about this world.
	This is the Gabcast, a podcast about bellgab.com.
	Call the show now at 573-837-4948.
	That's 573-837-4948.
	Now, shut up, sit down, and listen to the damn show.
	Some of you may recall back when George Senda, a.k.a. Falke 2013, started doing podcasts that were directly provided by and related to UFOship.com.
	This bumper music was used during those shows and You know something about those shows when George Cinda was doing podcasts that were directly through UFOShip.com.
	I think I am possibly the only person who has ever tried to help George Cinda.
	If you don't know who George Cinda is, just go ahead and Google search him or search him out on youtube.com and immediately you're going to find out who he is.
	But I think I am possibly the only person who's ever tried to help him that didn't have an ulterior motive in doing so.
	I wasn't trying to troll him.
	I wasn't trying to take advantage of him.
	I wasn't in any way trying to screw him over.
	Computer or something.
	And yet.
	He unboxed.
	You're very perceptive to mention the computer because despite the fact that I am possibly the person who has been least interested in trolling him or otherwise making fun of him or pursuing him in that sort of a nefarious way, I am possibly one of the most hated people in his perception who exist in this world.
	He's reported me to the FBI.
	He has made countless videos to express to the listening audience, his listening audience, what a degenerate I am.
	And all I ever wanted to do was provide a platform for George Cinda so that he could podcast and do so in a credible and respectable way.
	That's all I ever wanted to do.
	So I put together a laptop.
	I took a laptop that somebody left for me and they didn't want it anymore.
	So I replaced the hard drive with a solid state drive.
	I did a clean Windows installation on that hard drive.
	I installed all of the software that George Cinda would need in order to be able to con in order to be able to podcast in a credible way.
	I'm ridiculous.
	I'm Robble in garbage.
	I wanted him to be here.
	I wanted him to be here.
	I'm sorry, Pete.
	I'm sorry, Peyton.
	Hold on just a second.
	I want to appear in the episode four.
	I wanted George Cinda to be able to podcast in a Windows environment so that I would be able to help him.
	And so what I did was I took a laptop that somebody left at my office back before I sold.
	I sold my computer services business.
	And before I sold it, I had a laptop that came through.
	I wanted George Cinda to be able to podcast in a credible way.
	And I wanted him to be able to podcast in a way that I could help him.
	So I sent him a Windows laptop with a clean Windows installation and numerous instances of Windows software that would facilitate podcasting that he could use.
	And when he was, I replaced the original hard drive.
	I replaced the original hard drive with a solid state drive.
	I added additional RAM.
	I did numerous things to this laptop so that George Cinda could podcast in a credible way and so that since it's in a Windows environment, I would be able to help him.
	And when he received this computer, because I didn't respond to his technical support requests in as quick a manner as he would have liked.
	he decided that I had installed spyware on this computer.
	He decided that I had installed spyware on his router.
	He decided that I had installed spyware on his iPad.
	He decided that I had installed spyware on every networked device in his possession.
	And he even went so far as to report me to the FBI.
	But he didn't report me properly to the FBI because he didn't even spell.
	He didn't even spell VanDeeven correctly, which isn't even my legal last name.
	But he didn't even spell that correctly.
	But I have to tell you this, Pate.
	There's never been an instance where one human being has attempted without ulterior motive to help out another human being.
	Got into my home, George Cinda.
	Pate.
	I have him encased in carving here.
	Pate.
	Pate, could you hold on just a second and let me say this?
	There's never been.
	No, I just want to finish this thought.
	There's never been an instance of one human being attempting to help out another human being without any ulterior.
	on paid without any ulterior motive that's been so thoroughly rebuked as has been the case with me relative to george senda i never was attempting to i was never attempting to troll him I was never attempting to in any way cause him harm or otherwise make fun of him.
	I simply wanted to put into place a system where he could podcast and he could do it efficiently and I would be able to help him with it.
	And he could do so on ufo ship.com.
	And in response to that, what did I get?
	I got accusations.
	I got accusations of installing.
	I got accusations of Pate, please.
	Hold on just a moment.
	Please, Pate.
	I got accusations of installing spyware on all of his equipment from his iPad to his computer to his router.
	I got accused of installing cameras, physical cameras on his Ethernet cables.
	It ran the gamut.
	There's no...
	That's hilarious.
	Oh, God.
	There's no area of his technical existence that I was not accused of infiltrating.
	What?
	And all I wanted to do was help him do a podcast, and I wanted to help him do it in some sort of a credible way.
	But George Cinda accused me publicly, accused me publicly of trying to, in some way, hamstring him, accused me of publicly trying to, in some way, subvert him and hack him.
	And he even went so far as to report me to the FBI.
	I want to make that clear to the listening audience that George Cinda actually reported me to the FBI.
	And all I wanted to do was to help him.
	So that it.
	So if any of you listening right now are thinking to yourselves, maybe I should help George Cinda in some way.
	Maybe I should grease the skids for George Cinda so that he could pursue his online existence in some way, somehow.
	I just want you to know that everything is shut this fucking shit down.
	There are strings.
	There are strings attached.
	You're playing it right now.
	There are strings attached.
	You are going to be besmirched publicly.
	You are going to be defamed publicly if you try to help this man.
	All I ever wanted to do was be nice to him.
	You can go listen to two separate episodes of the Gabcast where I ran the board.
	I didn't talk at all.
	All I did was produce it.
	All I did was run the board and play spots and play music and transition him from breaks into talking spots and produce it so that it sounded like a professionally produced production.
	And all I got in response for I'm sorry, I haven't taken any omeprazol today, so my heartburn is getting to me.
	But all I did was try to set up an environment in which George Cinda could be presented to you in a professional and coherent and credible way.
	And all I got in response for that was reported to the FBI.
	CIA?
	Oh my god, I was reported to the FBI.
	I got reported to the out and I got reported to the FBI to the fucking FBI.
	There is somewhere in the deep animal, in the deep dark annals of the FBI, there somewhere resides a report that includes the name Michael Van Deeven, although Van Deven is spelled incorrectly.
	And it's not even my last legal name.
	There resides an FBI report because I tried to help this person to podcast on the internet.
	And I just want to make it known to everybody listening out there.
	If you ever try to help this individual, I really wish George Cinda would call in right now because I think I would have a nice heart to heart with him.
	And I would make it known to him that all I ever did was try to help him.
	Unlike all of the other trolls who followed him from SF Redbook over to Bellgab.com, which is interesting in and of itself.
	It's like a digital pig snuggler wants to talk about how there exists this Donald Trump grabber by the pussy remark, but that somehow makes him a paragon of morality and virtue.
	Meanwhile, the same individual followed George Cinda from SF Redbook over to Bellgab, but he's going to talk about Donald Trump grabbed her by the pussy.
	And because of that, he's some sort of a paragon of virtue.
	Go fuck yourself.
	Jesus Christ.
	But anyway, having said that, George Cinda, if you were listening right now, I would really like you to call in because I want you to understand that I never had any negative intentions toward you.
	I only ever tried to help you.
	You did two episodes of the Gabcast.
	I ran the board.
	I played commercials or musical interludes between spots.
	I brought on callers.
	Would you care to address the spy cams that you installed?
	It's technically impossible.
	What he's saying is that I attempted to what he's saying is that I installed spy cams in his physical Ethernet cables.
	Like, imagine you're holding in your hands an Ethernet cable.
	Hold on, Pate.
	Imagine you're holding an Ethernet cable in your hands, and what you're suggesting to people is that somebody installed a physical spy camera.
	Somebody installed a physical spy cam inside that Ethernet cable.
	That's what he's saying.
	That's what he's saying I did.
	I can't wrap my brain around this.
	So hold on.
	So if I propose that you, let me say it, Osama Ben Devon.
	The Raji pretend to be Michael Van Devin.
	Where are we?
	I don't know.
	What you're saying is that if I were to install spy cameras physically within your Ethernet cable, that would have some sort of credibility associated with it.
	It's entirely false.
	Imagine just the physicality of that.
	Imagine the logistics of installing a camera in somebody's Ethernet cable.
	Like the expense that would be incurred in doing that.
	I mean, the miniaturization, the miniaturization that would be required to install spike.
	And by the way, I want to make this clear.
	I didn't even send him any Ethernet cable.
	All I sent him was a laptop.
	That's all I sent this guy.
	Canadian whiskey.
	Oh.
	I'm drinking Canadian whiskey.
	Fake.
	Fake.
	I don't even know how to say it.
	And we're all very pleased.
	yeah at that point i i think that uh you've had a bit much to drink pate um and And by the way, I don't want to suggest that I haven't had a lot to drink.
	I haven't made the major announcement.
	Should I go ahead and do that now?
	I don't know.
	I think I should.
	I'm sorry.
	I have a bad XLR output on my microphone.
	And so every time I touch the microphone and it in any way touches the XLR output of this microphone, it makes that sound.
	I'm going to go ahead and make the major announcement now, right?
	Okay.
	Do it.
	Okay.
	So what I'm going to do is I am going to rebrand Bellgab.com as GeorgeNorisucks.com.
	That is the major announcement.
	So from it's probably going to take a week or two, but what's going to happen is when you go to bellgab.com, instead of seeing bellgab.com, instead of your browser resolving to bellgab.com, instead it's going to resolve to GeorgeNoriSucks.com.
	This was the original pursuit of bellgab.com, which was GeorgeNoriSucks.com.
	And this makes sense.
	This makes sense.
	This makes sense to me in numerous regards.
	Number one, this was the original pursuit of Bellgab.com.
	GeorgeNorisucks.com.
	Number two, Art Bell is gone.
	He's dead.
	He's not coming back.
	Anything pertaining to Art Bell, despite how much Heather Wade might like to suggest otherwise, is not coming back.
	It's not growing.
	It's not increasing.
	It's shrinking.
	And as I see it, when somebody goes to their Google search bar and they type a search term, I think people are more likely to search for George Norrie Sucks than they are to search for Art Bell.
	That's how I see.
	That's how I see the universe today.
	George Nori at least is still on the radio.
	This is, by the way, the reason I specifically asked earlier for anybody who has the ability to get George Norrie on this podcast.
	He's been on here numerous times, but anybody who has the ability to get him on here, this is why I requested earlier that people do so, because I want George Norrie.
	I want George Norrie here to christen the ongoing existence of GeorgeNoriSucks.com.
	This is our original pursuit.
	This is our original reason for existing.
	Art Bell no longer exists.
	God rest his soul.
	I can't tell you.
	Volcano escalators.
	I can't tell you how many years of entertainment Art Bell gave me and how many years of I can't tell you how many years of guidance Art Bell gave me in terms of how a radio show should be conducted.
	But he's gone.
	He's dead.
	He's not coming back.
	He's not going to do another radio show.
	Despite how many times Art Bell might be name-dropped by Heather Wade, he's not coming back.
	And so I think the way forward for BellGab.com is to return to its roots as Georgenorisucks.com.
	George Norrie is still doing a radio show.
	It is still broadcast on overcast on over 400 affiliates nationwide.
	I'm sure there are countless people who repeatedly, on an ongoing daily basis, type George Norrie Sucks into Google search.
	I would be embarrassed to tell you how many people found Bellgab as a result of typing George Norrie Sucks into Google search.
	It's a countless number of people.
	It would be, if I were to tell you how many people that comprises, you would be shocked by the number of people who found Belgab because they typed George Norrie Sucks into Google search.
	So I think the way forward, considering the fact that Art Bell is gone, considering the number of websites that have put Gab at the end of their names, there's Wade Gab, there's L Gab, there's this Gab, there's that Gab.
	I think that it's obvious that the way forward is just simply to rename the website Georgenorisucks.com and go back to our roots and move forward that way.
	At least the focal point of the website from that point forward is somebody who's being broadcast on over 400 affiliates nationwide.
	How many affiliates is Art Bell being broadcast on?
	How many affiliates is Heather Wade being broadcast on?
	How many affiliates is Dave Schrader being broadcast on?
	How many affiliates is anybody else associated with the Coast to Coast universe being broadcast on?
	The answer is a big fat zero, unless you're talking about Dave Schrader, in which case we're talking about one affiliate, which is K-9 in Los in Perump, Nevada, or in Perump, Nevada, as they say it there, which doesn't even count because I consider that a grievance affiliation,
	the grievance of Karen Jackson, Karen Jackson, who hates Heather Wade so much, she'd be willing to carry Midnight in the desert with Dave Schrader just to stick it to Heather Wade.
	So I don't even consider that a legitimate affiliate.
	So I think the way forward is to rename the website Georgenorisucks.com to go back to our roots, what we originally were all these years ago.
	10 years ago, 10 years ago, bellgab.com was known as GeorgeNoriSucks.com.
	And I know you think that because I'm drunk right now, that that's why I'm saying what it is I'm saying to you.
	And I can assure you, I can assure you there have been plenty of moments of clarity and uninebriated thought that have gone into this.
	It's got nothing to do with the fact that I'm drunk right now.
	I've had plenty of moments of uninebriated clarity outside of this moment to think about this.
	I've had multiple weeks to think about this.
	I think that focusing on Art Bell is over with because let's see.
	Let me do a quick check.
	The guy is dead.
	And as much as Heather Wade would like to name drop this guy in her efforts to give legitimacy to herself, the fact is the guy is dead and he's never coming back to radio.
	Okay?
	George Nori is still being heard on over 400 affiliates nationwide.
	And the website originally was referred to and known as George NoriSucks.com.
	And I think it's time we go back to our roots and acknowledge the fact that Art Bell's not coming back.
	Go ahead, Pate.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm talking all over you.
	Go ahead, Pate.
	So we're going to call it Red Gab.
	No.
	God damn it.
	We're going to call it George Norrie Sucks.
	George Norrisucks.com.
	What are you not grasping about this?
	Oh, Red.
	Heather Wade.
	Sure.
	It's kind of limb.
	Okay, I think Pate has reached the point where he is so inebriated that he can't even comprehend what it is that I'm saying to him.
	And Wade Gab.
	No.
	See, that's exactly the problem.
	I am such.
	Hold on, Pate.
	I am such an innovator that I called Bellgab bellgab.com.
	I came up with that.
	And how many websites have come up after that?
	How many Facebook groups?
	How many websites have come up and called themselves somethinggab?
	How many?
	GabGab.
	See, that's exactly it.
	We could call ourselves GabGab.com.
	And people would say, oh, okay, that's acceptable.
	I understand that.
	Wish I could make money.
	Anyway.
	Okay.
	At this point, I think Pate is so far gone that he can't even begin to perceive what it is that I'm talking about.
	There's so many websites that have called themselves this Gab, that Gab, Wade Gab, LGAB.
	There's so many of them out there that it seems the something gab branding has effectively worn itself thin.
	And there's no point in its ongoing existence.
	And I feel like it would make more sense for Bell Gab to go back to its original reason for existing, which was GeorgeNoriSucks.com.
	And that's what exactly I'm going to do.
	Let me take a look at the Gabcast thread here.
	Zartek says, a show where Pate co-hosts with MV.
	Envy gave him voice.
	Pate thought he could talk over the bus.
	Now it's MV calling all the shots.
	I think that's a reference to don't know that's a reference to NI, the parody song.
	Dr. MDMD says, what happened to the major announcement?
	Well, now you've got it.
	I'm going back to posts that occurred quite some time ago, actually.
	CatSmile says most people that serve, even if they are in-country, aren't fighting slash shooting at the bad guys they see.
	They support the combat troops on the front line.
	It takes hundreds of people, civilian and military, to support the combat soldier.
	Hashtag military industrial complex is real.
	Dr. MDMD says Lee's bitching about vocal fry.
	He must be talking about Aaron F. What is it that has occurred that has caused women who perceive themselves to be upwardly mobile to engage in vocal fry?
	The woman who used to run the New York Times, I can't remember her name, but the woman who ran the New York Times prior to the most recent individual who's been the editor-in-chief of the New York Times.
	I think that is probably one of the most prevalent examples of vocal fry.
	If you're a woman who perceives yourself to be upwardly mobile, why is it that you think you need to speak with vocal fry?
	You feel like you need to sound more masculine?
	You feel like you need to sound more like a man?
	Is that what you think?
	It seems to me that flies in the face of the entire Me Too movement.
	I didn't think that there was any sort of consideration of what differentiates a man from a woman anymore.
	I didn't think there were any such thing as male characteristics relative to female characteristics.
	I thought that men and women were entirely the same.
	I guess not.
	I guess that's why women are using vocal fry as they attempt to assert a certain level of verbal authority over a conversation.
	La la Elizabeth Holmes of Thuranos or Theranos as you might pronounce it.
	Have you seen this woman?
	This is a company that was established suggesting to people that with a simple drop of blood, they would be able to test for something on the order of 240 different medical ailments using a machine that was capable of,
	I guess, parsing that simple single individual droplet of blood and performing over 240 various medical tests on that single drop of blood.
	And that turned out to be an entire and complete fraud.
	And this woman, as she pursued the fraud that was her company, Thuranos, she spoke in a way that was not at all reminiscent of her actual voice.
	Let me play a little bit of this for you.
	Elizabeth.
	Oh my god, I'm so drunk I can't type properly.
	Oh, shit.
	Hold on.
	This thing is trying to give me like print previews.
	All kinds of horrible stuff.
	Okay, Elizabeth Holmes.
	That's her name.
	Elizabeth Holmes voice.
	Here we are.
	We're going to play for you an audio recording where this woman, she speaks with an unnaturally deep voice because in her mind, the only way you can be seen as credible by people as you speak to them is by speaking in some sort of a deep voice that is in no way natural for a woman.
	And here's an interview in which she accidentally uses her real voice.
	And I, again, want to apologize to the listening audience.
	I'm extremely intoxicated.
	But it doesn't matter because I still, despite my verbal faux pas and inadequacies, understand what it is that I'm presenting.
	This is what happens when you work to change things.
	And first they think you're crazy, then they fight you, and then all of a sudden you change the world.
	And I have to say, I personally was shocked to see that the journal would publish something like this.
	Her voice, her deep baritone voice.
	Was that fake too?
	According to my sources, it was.
	An employee who joined the company in 2011 had a meeting with her shortly after he joined.
	And it was late in the day, and they were finishing up the meeting, and she sort of expressed her excitement that he had recently joined.
	And as she got up, she forgot to put on the baritone and slipped back into a more natural sounding young woman's voice.
	Was everything about Elizabeth Holmes a fraud?
	A lot of it was a lie.
	No, it hasn't.
	Well, if I use traditional words to describe what we're doing, it's hard because people then associate it with conventional processes for analyzing drugs and development or whatever aspect we may be applying our technology to.
	But no, it hasn't.
	Well, if I use traditional words...
	What a creepy woman.
	There's a documentary you can see about this woman.
	It's called The Dropout.
	And let me play this other clip.
	See if it gives you a better impression.
	Elizabeth Holmes is the Stanford dropout who became a tech billionaire after claiming to revolutionize lab tests using a single drop of blood.
	Now, as she faces a criminal trial, people are asking what happened to her voice.
	Holmes now speaks with a deep, commanding delivery, but her former professor says she used to sound a lot different.
	We're learning more about Elizabeth Holmes, the one-time billionaires whose spectacular fall from grace has left her dead broke.
	Ever since she became a national figure, people have been struck by her deep voice.
	We've made it possible to eliminate the tubes and tubes of blood that traditionally have to be drawn from an arm.
	But it turns out it may have been all an act, a put-on to make her sound more authoritative.
	People who knew her before she became the Elizabeth Holmes with that baritone voice, many of them do point to the fact that her voice definitely sounded different beforehand.
	A professor who taught Holmes at Stanford remembers Holmes' voice as sort of high-pitched when she was an undergraduate student.
	Then came the big switch.
	She says with this low voice, and I'm like, oh my God.
	Holmes founded Theranos, the biotech company that claimed it could perform hundreds of blood tests from just a single drop of blood.
	You can't touch this.
	At a company party, she danced to the song Can't Touch This.
	It was as if she didn't have a care in the world.
	Little did she know it was all about to come crashing down on her as an alleged fraud.
	Elizabeth Holmes went from commanding a $9 billion company to now she is facing criminal charges and potentially could be spending decades in prison.
	Elizabeth Holmes has pled not guilty.
	Well, that clip was rather useless, but the point is that if you can find a clip, there's a clip on YouTube where they play a cult, they play her voice and her natural speaking voice, and then they go to her real voice.
	Let's see if this one is it.
	I don't know.
	We define diagnosis today as the determination.
	No, it hasn't.
	Well, if I use traditional words to describe what we're doing, it's hard because people then associate it with conventional processes for analyzing drugs and development.
	We know there's a lot of decision summary from this summer from a 900-patient study where we got FDA clearance of the exact system that the journal is questioning and demonstrated Venus versus finger stick across a huge number of patients.
	It was 889, I think, for that test.
	And we've.
	I don't even know how I got on this, but I would encourage you to look up Elizabeth Holmes.
	Some people call it Theranos.
	It always seemed to me it ought to be pronounced Thuranos, but having said that, I would encourage you to look that up.
	It seems to be, in my opinion, one of the obvious barricades that a lot of women face as they get into the mainstream and they attempt to present themselves as actors,
	full-fledged actors in various worlds that might previously have been seen as the domains of men.
	And so in order to participate in those worlds, they I mean, I can't come up with any other explanation for this other than to say, and again,
	I'm extremely intoxicated, but I can't come up with any explanation for this other than to say that certain women must see the world in such a way that they can't get ahead unless they pretend to be men or pretend to sound like men.
	It's the only explanation I can come up with.
	And I don't even remember how it is I got onto this.
	I'm extremely intoxicated.
	Again, I have I'm looking at this bottle of tequila correlejo.
	And again, it is Hencho in Mexico, which means made in Mexico, which must make it credible as tequilas go.
	And I don't even recall how it is that I got onto the subject of Elizabeth Holmes, but suffice it to say that she's entirely a fraud.
	There are other women who have engaged in various pursuits that might be considered the domains of men who have fraudulently presented themselves.
	Similarly, you can extract from that whatever conclusions you would like to extract.
	I just want to tell you that I'm preparing for October.
	That's all.
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	T for two, two for T. Left Island Man, dose I know.
	I have to tell you something about what you're hearing right now.
	Years ago, I was working at a radio station and they had a gold record hanging on the wall for their participation in carrying the Tennessee Titans on their radio station and inclusive in that award.
	Hanging on the wall framed was a gold record.
	And I could see inside that gold record there were grooves.
	And I constantly, every day as I walked around in that radio station, I wondered to myself, what is on that record?
	I can't imagine what it is.
	So one night, as I worked in this radio station and nobody was in the building but me, I took that award off the wall.
	I took it home and I disassembled it.
	There was a lot of glue and various other material that you had to tear through in order to get to it.
	In order to get to that record that was prominently displayed in the center of this framed award, I had to know what was on those grooves.
	I could see they were so clearly displayed.
	I couldn't take it any longer.
	I took it home.
	I disassembled this thing and I put it on a turntable, which I had at my place.
	I was probably one of the few people in North America with a turntable in my home.
	Once I disassembled this award and put it on my turntable, desperate to know what was on those grooves, this is what I heard.
	Swing that girl promenade for me, wish you'd see how happy we could be, side couples promenade halfway around.
	Head couple squared through four hands around.
	Go all the way to the right and left through.
	8-6 and you go.
	We could raise a family.
	Swing that girl promenade for me.
	Can't you see how happy we could be?
	Circle L, picture you upon my knee.
	T for two, two for T. Left Allen man, you do sign.
	Left Alan Manny, we could raise a family.
	Swing that girl promenade for me.
	Can't you see how happy we could be?
	Can you see how happy we could be the bell gabber of the year and this is something that's only going to be given out once per year.
	I mean naturally inherently, as the bell gabber of the year.
	This is an award that could only be given out once every 365 days, and this year, the bell gabber of the year I'm here to tell you right now, at this moment, is going to be dr. MDMD.
	Okay, and I had a song that was going to play as I announced that and it hasn't quite worked out.
	I don't know why, doesn't matter.
	Dr. MDMD, the bell gabber of the year.
	What an honor that must be for you.
	I have to articulate the reasons why I think it's self-evident why Dr. M.D. is the bell gabber of the year.
	I don't have to specifically explain to the listening audience why this would be the case.
	If you think I should explain to the listening audience why Dr. MDMD is the bell gabber of the year, I think you are not necessarily ready to hear who exactly the bell gabber of the year is, dr. MDMD.
	Here for the first and last year the name is changing.
	I'm not sure I understand that necessarily, but suffice it to say, dr.
	MDMD, if there ever could be a bell gabber of the year, if there ever could be someone who's had the interests of Bellgab.com in mind with everything he's done, from post to post, it would be dr Mdmd.
	With everything he's done, with everything, with everything he's said, with every idea he has articulated, he's done so with the best interests of Bellgab.com at heart.
	Dr Mdmd, I don't care what you think about his political ideologies, I don't care what you think about his predispositions.
	Dr Mdmd.
	Bell Gabber of the Year.

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