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08 April, 2016

08 April, 2016 ---------- BellGab's George Senda (Falkie2013) hosts this episode, discussing the paranormal, current events, and his thoughts on becoming a broadcaster.

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This is the GabCast, a podcast about bellgab.com.
Call the show now at 623-242-CAST.
That's 623-242-2278.
Now, shut up, sit down and listen to the damn show.
How you doing?
This is the GabCast, and the number to call is 623-242 CAST.
That's 643.
623, sorry, 242-2.
God damn it, 242-2278.
I never did that before, excuse me.
And this is George Sendler, the guy from Pittsburgh, and I'm the host of the Gabcast.
And I welcome all you listeners, and I unwelcome all you haters.
So call the number.
I'm going to repeat it one more time and try not to blow it this time.
623-242-CAST.
That's C-A-S-T, not C-A-T cat.
And that's 242-2278.
All right.
I'm here.
All day they've been hounding me on the board, off the board, Google Hangouts, Skype, the phone.
If it had been any other way, they would contact email.
I forgot about that.
And I'm surprised they didn't tell me on YouTube.
But I'm here finally, and I'll talk about anything you want to talk about, except I'd rather not go into personal stuff if you don't mind.
So I've done that on the GabCast before, and I'd rather not do that.
And I do, there is one personal thing I want to address.
I know it's going to come up with somebody, and that's little Chris, or teeny weenie, as I would want to call him.
He threatened to post personal information about my marriage.
And I haven't seen my ex-wife in 30 years.
And that was crossing the line.
And he posted a picture in the my Falkenbergs forum.
And I welcome all my members.
How you doing?
How are you?
And I said, Photoshop pictures are not allowed.
And he posted a picture.
It looked like my head was stuck on it naked.
So I got rid of that.
He got furious, threatened me, has threatened me repeatedly when he's gotten upset at me.
And I said, I've had it with you.
I banned him from the forum.
He's gone.
Now people are saying he's going to show up my door at any minute.
Shows up at my door.
I'll push him down the stairs.
I'll spray him at raid.
And if I get him down the stairs, I'll go down there with my iPad, sit on him, and pretend he's a trampoline and call the cops.
I'm tired of his crap.
Now, he got me an end of days, and I appreciate that.
But, you know, you got to behave.
You got to act like an adult.
I'm 64 years old in the 28th.
And, you know, if you can't like an adult online, get the hell off a line.
Get the hell off the board.
Stop posting and retire.
Quit.
And, you know, life's too damn short.
Now, I've died three times.
I know life is long in one sense, is shorter than another.
But I remember my body leaving my body and everything else.
I was a kid.
But I know one day they may take me.
Although I'm going to talk to death and say, you know, you had your chance three times.
One, two, three strikes are out.
You blew it.
Take someone else.
Take that son of a bitch in North Korea or take Assad in Syria or some other Putin.
But, you know, go after the big boys.
Don't take the little guys just trying to get through life.
I don't want to live to 187 either, but you know, I'd like to live 30 or 40 more years with as little pain and crap as possible.
So that's all I'm going to say about little Chris.
If he calls up, he ain't even getting on the air.
Well, you know, he gets flushed like Pete Franklin used to flush people.
And I want to say hello to MJ, and the supply drop is in.
The supply drop is in.
And I didn't have time to say it in French for your French listeners in Canada or in Wolf.
So I'm sorry about that.
I apologize.
And so that's where I stand.
And I'm going to have MB cut to a musical break because I got something special here.
And I want to do this.
So I'm going to have him play the music.
And I'll be back in a minute.
And I hope you enjoy the show.
Bye-bye.
This is the Gabcast.
Call the show now at 623-242-CAST.
That's 623-242-2278.
This is the Gabcast.
Call the show now at 623-242-CAST.
That's 623-242-2278.
Okay.
I want you to remember that no poor bastard ever wants to play more by dying for his forum.
He won up by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his forum.
Men and women on Falkenberg's Fortress, all this stuff you've heard about us not wanting to fight the trolls, wanting to stay out of the troll wars, a lot of horse tongue.
Bell Gabbers traditionally love to fight.
All real Americans love to sting a battle.
When you were kids, Joe Meyerd, the championship coder, the fastest player.
Why the hell is the music?
I can't do this because MB keeps playing the music, so he just blew my bit.
Thank you, MB.
I appreciate that.
All right, I was going to do this, but he just blew my bit.
All right, let's take the first caller since I am non-plussed, under-plused, or whatever the hell kind of plus you call it.
Go ahead, caller.
Hello, George.
Who's calling?
This is Mr. Spock.
Ah, how you doing?
Pretty good.
I was calling and say, hello.
Okay, goodbye.
No, not really.
What you want to talk about?
I just want to know why you like apples compared to PCs since apples cost a lot more money than PCs.
Because I don't have DLL faults and crashes all the time and viruses attacking my system and having to use zone alarm and crap like that.
That's why.
I got tired of the cock.
Okay.
Hey, Salti.
George, I think you can go out and have some coffee.
I'll PM you later so we can figure it a good day to go get some coffee.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
Oh, you got to get coffee.
Well, that's crucial.
You can't live without coffee.
At least I can.
You need to ask something else.
So as I said, I'll talk to you later.
Bye.
All right.
Okay, that was Mr. Spock of my Falkenberg's forum on Bellgab.
And that's a thread on the Belgab discussion forum that was once called George Nori Sucks.
And unfortunately, George Norrie is busy in Cincinnati probably finding out if the Bengals have any real players.
Or should I say the Bungles?
They signed a new player today, but I didn't get to read the news story because I was hounded.
So we'll see what happens.
And somebody asked me about the Steelers.
I have no idea.
I haven't even begun to look at that.
Now, I'm going to go here for a minute.
Oh, God, what the hell is going on?
Stupid iPad.
I'm going to go on for...
Oh, I'm having technical difficulties, Captain.
And excuse me, I'm not doing the accent right.
Where the hell?
I'm pushing Gmail instead of what I want to push.
Geez.
Hold on.
That's not it either.
Yeah, I should have pushed Gmail.
Wait a minute.
Where the hell did I do this?
Bear with me for a minute.
I got so much crap in here.
There we go.
Okay.
By the way, you won't see this.
I'm going to do this here real quick.
Let me turn on my camera on iMovie.
And I got no care.
Oh, God.
What the hell did I do here?
Well, that's not going to do it.
My camera isn't working.
I don't know why my online camera isn't working now.
That's a hell of a note.
Well, I got to fix that.
I can't do that either.
So this is a day where all kinds of bugs are in the system now.
Yeah, I know that.
I can't see my computer camera on iMovie.
So I'm going to have to fix that when I get off the air.
There's a list.
Okay.
Now, I was sent a list by Cheffis, and I think so I'm going to go down these one at a time and I ask you to bear with me, callers.
I'll get you.
I was tempted to be funny and go, no, yes, no, yes, maybe, and none of your business, but I'll play it straight.
Okay, new thread update.
How's it going?
It's going fine.
How many pages?
23.
I'm happy with the folks in it instead of teeny balls, who has already been mentioned.
Most interesting topics.
Well, I don't know.
Since I've been doing a lot of the posting, I read stuff, but it kind of bounces off me like bullets in Superman.
Why did MV give me my own thread with moderator privileges?
Well, I'm not sure everybody wants me to divulge that.
But he gave me the chance, and I'm very grateful.
And by the way, I'm going to say this about MV.
His little girl is very cute and very sweet.
And she doesn't believe my name is George because she thinks everything is on this show with a pig.
And she thinks everybody wears only, I think it was blue shirts and blue pants or red shirts and blue pants.
So my name is George.
Peppa Pig.
That's what it was.
Peppa Pig.
And send donations to Belgab because MV's little girl wanted alphabet soup last night.
And his wife keeps going out and getting these seconds cans where the alphabet soup is missing all the vowels.
So she really needs the vowels so she can do her schoolwork.
And you need to send donations to him.
And if you want to throw me a few bucks my way, I had to pay a lot of money to get my internet back.
You can go to the guy from Pittsburgh Paranormal and News Forum, and I'd appreciate that.
And haters, shut up because I don't give a damn what you think at this point after three years.
You can all take the water plunge down to Mel's hole and keep going.
Okay, little Chris, I don't know what is posting, why he's not posting.
That's his problem.
My history with them has been on and off.
One minute he likes me, the next minute he's declaring, he's declaring war against me.
So I'm tired of these silly, childish wars because ultimately I will win.
And he could put a new avatar with a Soviet-style scud missile.
I can do better than that and would if I had time, but I don't have time.
And no, I'm not going to reconcile the son of a bitch.
I've given enough chances to be a decent human being.
Okay, how do I handle criticism?
My work.
Well, you've already heard that.
You've heard it on the Gabcast.
You've heard it in post.
At this point, it annoys the hell out of me.
Sometimes it's infuriating, furrowing.
But, you know, these people hate just to make themselves feel self-important, and they're not important at all.
If there weren't the internet, they'd probably be out yelling and screaming at somebody in the street corner, and one day they'd snap and beat the hell and be dragged away to the nuthouse.
Same with trolls.
I come back to Bell Gab because the people on there that like me and are my friends actually like me as a person.
And they realize that I've had struggles and hard times, and so is my beloved girlfriend, Kathy.
And they don't care about the hate.
They're full of love and they're full of niceness.
So I can't do my maximal smart voice.
But the trolls, if only they'd chosen niceness instead of badness.
So there's that.
Okay, I'm going to run down this updating the pilot with George Nori.
Well, two days ago, he told me it's being reviewed by the same work network.
It's been reviewed in January.
He told me at one point it takes a very long time to networks to make a decision whether or not to air a program.
I know one pilot recently that made it on CBS.
It took two years before it hit the air.
And they have to decide where it fits in the format.
They have to do audience tests and budgets and all kinds of stuff.
So it'll happen.
And I'm convinced.
Oh, God, here's Kathy.
Hold on.
Well, we interrupt this program for Kathy.
Let's see.
We put this on speaker.
Hello?
I don't know if you can be heard.
Let me give you the number.
You got a pen and paper?
Hold on, hold on.
I gotta get it.
Be better if you call in Bell Gab.
I mean, the Gabcast.
Try not to swear, please.
We are on live radio here.
I have a reputation to underhold or uphold or downhold or something.
If you want me to call tonight, just say so.
I didn't have time.
Okay, you got a pen?
I don't know if it's a real number or a Skype number.
I have no idea.
But anyway, it's 1-623-242-2278.
Saying it too fast.
623 242 CAST.
2-2-7-8.
I'm not.
Kathy, don't argue with me.
I'm on radio here, okay?
Oh, Jesus.
You see what I got to put up with?
There's Kathy.
I don't know if it's going to call or not.
I couldn't even hear.
I got these stupid headphones on.
Anyway, if she calls a gab cast, I'll let her on.
I told her she was on.
38 years I've been putting up with this.
Well, you can vote.
At least a Jewish woman I could talk in Yiddish.
I had to have nothing but shixes in my sex life.
I don't know what the hell it is.
Anyway, okay, get back to this.
I will not be doing any work for Coast to Coast because George said he wants to get the program on first and then take it up the next step.
So who knows?
Raid bombs for self-defense.
I didn't learn about it.
I just know that we've, both of us have put them down for fleas and gotten a face full, and that stuff makes you throw up and vomit.
And it's basically the same as nerve gas, it'll kill you.
So that's how, and it does work.
Well, you just heard Kathy call me, so I don't know if she's going to call or not.
And I met her in 1977.
We went out to Seshuan in San Francisco, just about died from that stuff.
It was so hot.
And I took her to Alien.
I think it was Alien.
So 77 or 78.
How did I start in online media?
Well, I got sick with a sinus infection due to a tooth that Western Dental wouldn't pull for six months, and I couldn't sleep.
And I watched a great guy in Boston called Joe Legati, the guy from Boston.
And he had rants about illegal immigration, gas prices, the government unions, and everything else.
And he wound up at a radio show in Boston.
And sadly, his YouTube rants aren't there because they were fantastic.
Big guy smoking a cigar, American flag in the background.
So that's how I started.
And also, a guy named Glendon Cameron on YouTube.
He's a black guy out of Atlanta.
And he started doing stuff on storage auctions and eBay and selling on Craigslist.
And he's great.
Okay, financial situation.
Well, you all know my financial situation.
It goes from poverty to severe poverty to a few bucks in the bank.
Now, I actually have 17 bucks in my checking account, so that's the most I've had in a long time.
Okay, does it paywall for YouTube, my videos?
I'm considering that.
A live cam in my apartment.
Well, right now it's 76 degrees near.
I'm sweating to death until I hook up the portable air conditioner.
It's just too damn hot to sit sitting here.
So what happened to my thing here?
Hold on.
What the hell did it do?
Just a minute.
It's jumping around here.
Yeah.
Okay, hold on.
Okay, it jumped another email, and so I lost what I was looking at.
So bear with me here because I'm doing this off my iPad.
Okay, I might do a live cam, but I don't think the internet would survive seeing me naked.
My health, my uncle doing so-so, it's it's some days it's great, other days it's not so great.
I'm on the phone with Kathy, and I uh my foot starts hurting.
So, okay, Democratic-Republican nominations.
I think Sanders might have a chance to beat Hillary today.
She said that the Republicans are having a fantasy of sending her to jail.
Well, the FBI is still investigated.
The State Department put their investigation on hold.
I think she should go to jail for divulging secret information.
I support Trump.
I will vote for him.
If he isn't on the ballot, I'll write him in.
My views on illegal immigrants.
Well, my mother came here in 1950 from Germany, legally, married an American, and her first job was scrubbing floors in a bakery, and she knew no English.
She was a nurse in Germany.
So I'm a conservative, big on the Constitution, national defense, fiscal responsibility.
We should have a balanced budget, but I'm also a libertarian.
I think prostitution should be legal.
Marijuana should be legal.
The government should stay out of our lives as much as possible.
I'm pro-gun, and I think we should be taking care of our veterans, veterans, the seniors, blind, disabled, people in need, and the homeless, including homeless dogs and cats.
Scariest investigation encounter with the supernatural.
Well, I don't think I've had a scary encounter.
I have night terrors sometimes, and we went to see Alien.
It wasn't supernatural, but my cat, Snookie, he was a kitten, and we came home, and that movie scared the hell out of me.
And I told Kathy, don't ever take me to a movie like that again or have me take you.
And he liked to sleep my head in those days.
About three in the morning, 3:30, his little tail comes snaking down my face and goes into my mouth.
And I woke up and yelled, The aliens got me, the aliens got me.
And that was the end of the sleep for that night.
When did I become an Art Bell fan?
Well, a friend of mine who was deadening on him, Charlie, we used to, I used to go to his apartment.
He had this huge shortwave radio with about a million stations on it.
And he said, You got to listen to this shit.
This guy has all these weird guests on.
So I listened and I said, This is great.
Who is this guy?
I never heard of him.
Now, I've been listening to Larry King.
And when Larry went to CNN, I listened to Jim Bohannon.
He's not so great, in my opinion.
He couldn't fill the shoes of the king, just like nobody can fill the shoes of the Emperor of Nye.
So, 1990, that's how long I'm going to listen to Art Bell and Free Art Bell and Free Art Bell's family and Free Art Bell's listeners.
And we need Art Bell back on the earth.
So, Art, if you listen to this, come back, please.
We need you more than ever.
Do I think I share too much personal information with my fans?
Well, people ask me stuff.
I'm telling stuff.
If I had to start over, I wouldn't say a damn thing about myself.
I went to the store, and here's what I ate, baby.
I never thought people would attack me for me talking about myself.
I think it's ridiculous.
They need a life and they need some psychiatric help.
Okay, took a long break from Bell Gab.
Well, I was doing videos.
I was being sick at times.
I was dealing with my mother's death, car, car breakdowns, cars being run over, hit, Kathy being evicted, me falling twice, just things, feeding cats, you name it.
Well, I've been traveling to UFO conventions.
Well, not unless I get a card.
I'm trying to try to go to San Mateo at the end of the month.
The 28th is my birthday, and so I have some money that weekend.
And I don't give a damn what the haters say.
And it's not woo-woo conventions because you're on a site devoted to George Nori and was devoted to Art Bell.
And they both talk about paranormal subjects.
It ain't woo-woo.
The only woo-woo is a little kid making train noises.
And that's the kind of noises you morons make.
Okay, do I plan doing more GabCast?
Well, I'll probably do one more, but I'd really like to do something on my own and maybe find somebody to pay me a few bucks.
My whole starting, going back to starting these videos, to make enough money to pay my internet bill every month, which is 80 bucks.
And I've never made that.
How do I think Heather Wade is doing?
Well, I've heard mixed reviews how Heather Wade is doing.
No, I got nothing against her.
Wish all the success in the world.
But I heard last night that her guests were not good.
So I don't know what to think.
I don't have any first-hand knowledge.
I've never heard her.
Can I get George Nori to call on the show if I have another?
I can't get him to call the show.
He's in Cincinnati.
I'd love him to call in.
I'd love Art to call in.
And I would love Heather to call in.
But so that's the 20 questions, and I will be sending Cheffis my bill, $5 a question, and now we'll go to Bennett Surf.
All right, let's take the next call.
Who's calling, please?
You're not faulty.
You'll never be faulty.
You never were falky.
You won't be faulty in this life, and you won't be faulky in the next life.
There's only one falky, only one guy from Pittsburgh, and that's me.
You think you're being funny, you're not.
You got my style down.
You don't know what my style is up here, much less what you think it is.
Thank you.
Thank you, my doppelganger.
I appreciate it.
And hopefully, there's not any shadow of people following my doppelganger.
I don't know who that was.
Let's go to the next caller.
Hello.
What happened?
No more callers.
Oh, boy.
How did that happen?
I thought people would be calling.
Well, let me see what I can find to talk about.
You know, I'm sorry you couldn't get through, but I wanted to get these questions out of the way.
So, excuse me.
I need to.
Okay, caller four.
You're on the air with the guy from Pittsburgh.
What's your name, please?
Hello?
Hello?
I think a mouse is being tortured on the other end of the phone.
Hello.
George, Billy Joel Mark Ravey, man.
How you doing?
Yeah, how you doing?
What's up?
I'm doing all right.
Doing all right, brother.
Hey, listen, I'm sure that the phone board is lit up like Cape Canaveral tonight, so I'm just going to ask you a quick question here and get off and let you expound.
We need to talk.
I don't need dead air here.
Make a man be mad and make him go bankrupt.
You got to have a bad thing.
All right, man.
Well, I just wanted to ask you a couple questions.
Just a couple questions, man.
First, you know, I know you're from Pittsburgh, a big Steelers fan.
You got the terrible towel in the background and all that.
I was wondering if you've seen the movie Concussion yet.
No, I haven't.
I've had a concussion.
I don't need to see a movie about it.
Well, you know, they say that David Morse, you know, really does a great job of playing Mike Webster.
And, of course, you know, Mike was a poster boy for, you know, poster boy for the Iron Man.
I mean, you know, the guy played with broken fingers all the time and, you know, got banged around pretty good.
And I just wanted to get your opinion on, you know, obviously the NFL hasn't treated these guys with these head injuries very well.
But, you know, I thought maybe you could expound on, you know, what you think of the Steeler organization and, you know, how they kind of seem to turn their back on guys like Mike, too, and stuff.
And, you know, that's a – go ahead, man.
Is that well?
Well, I think that, you know, in the old days with a Dick Butkus or someone like that or that guy, who the hell was it?
He played for the Patriots, and he knocked a guy literally into a wheelchair for life.
It was a different kind of game.
Guys went out there practically with broken legs, broken arms.
They were playing through the pain.
And so it takes a long time for anything in society, including football, to catch up.
Remember, when the NFL started, you had guys playing in leather helmets, for God's sake.
And some say that now it's gone too far the other way.
The tech is detracting from the game.
The Steelers are an old school organization, Art Rooney one and two, and they, like the rest of football, maybe just didn't aware that it was a severe problem.
I don't know.
I'm not, I don't own the Steelers.
I haven't, you know, ever talked to anybody in the Steelers organization.
I hope one day I will.
But I think now the NFL is more than aware of it.
There are lawsuits at the Players Association about the concussions, about pensions and medical care, and that will get resolved like everything else in society.
It's like, you know, things take time.
Hello.
Wow, he's gone.
This is White Crow.
White Crow, how are you doing?
Where's your cousin Pink Crow?
No, this is really Mr. Spock.
I was wondering, have you seen any good movies lately?
No, not.
I'm busy.
Who has time to see movies?
Last movie I saw was at Banth Bunkle.
So I don't have the time right now.
I want to see Batman versus Superman, but it's probably going to be after my birthday.
Let's take another caller, please.
I can't tell which caller it is, so I'm just going to guess.
Hello.
Yeah.
Hey, it's Drone.
Oh, drone.
Well, goodbye, Drone.
Hey, man, I think everybody wants to go to the bathroom.
I'm talking up, Bob.
I don't need to talk to the cab cat.
Go away.
No, go ahead.
Good.
I'm just kidding.
Everybody wants an update on the ratty one, ratty Patty.
Well, I don't know any update.
She took Kathy to the hospital, and it turned out it was the ER, not the clinic.
And I'm grateful for that.
I'm worried about Kathy.
Kathy's worried about Kathy, and Patty's worried about Kathy.
Both of us are concerned that Kathy might have cancer, and she's my baby.
And if I lost her, I'd die a little bit inside, or a lot inside.
So I'm trying to get the ratty one to take me out to San Mateo for the paranormal event.
I don't know if it's going to happen or not because she lives hundreds of miles away from your relatively.
So I don't know.
I'll have to see what happens.
But it's not up.
I can't stick a gun to her head through the.
I don't even have her phone numbers.
So I don't know what's going on.
Not yet.
George, let me ask you a question about Patty.
So I think everybody really wants to know what is going to happen if Patty ever finds out all the things that you and Kathy have said about her online.
She'd probably kill both of us, but I don't think she'll find out less, you know, because nobody knows where she lives.
So I'm not about to tell.
Do you think that little Chris might hunt her down?
Even that's why he's coming up to Martinez.
Well, everybody bring an army.
I'm two blocks from the police street, and I got a lot of neighbors and a lot of friends in this building, and people out in the sidewalk practically 24 hours a day.
It makes it real hard to sleep with some guy talking below your balcony.
And the police patrol this street.
Little Chris comes here and starts hassley.
I'll have him arrested for trespassing.
That's all.
Yeah, no, I know.
But what if he hunts her down and doesn't come to you?
He hunts her down.
He doesn't know.
He doesn't know who she is.
Look, we've gone through twice without a car for a year at a time.
We can live without a car.
And Patty and Kathy have had issues over the years.
And Patty and Kathy's relationship is somewhat like yours and mine.
One minute we're mad, one minute they're mad at each other, the next minute they're not.
I'm not going to worry about it.
That's good.
I'm glad.
I'm glad to hear that because I don't, I just concerned about you, man.
Well, they've known each other since high school, and I got enough trouble worrying about my issues.
You know, Kathy just hung up me again.
You don't see her calling a show, or I don't know if she's going to call or not.
So she gets mad, she hangs up.
It's her favorite tactic.
I hate that women do that.
It's almost as bad as crying, or I need some space or some time.
Or maybe that's another famous woman answer when they basically are just saying, no, I don't want to do what you want to do.
So I gave up figuring out women a long time.
My mother had Kathy.
I had my ex-wife.
You know, I don't want a women-free world, but the illogic is sometimes overwhelming.
I just sit here and scratch my head or bang my head against the wall because it feels good after talking to Kathy sometimes.
Or you, for that matter.
You drive me nuts too, but we're still friends.
Anything else?
Or are you gone?
Guess he's gone.
Yeah, well, drone sounds like he's calling for the Vietnam War because his phone was made in Vietnam from a 50-caliber ammo box that was shredded.
He's got this piece of crap, piece of crap phone.
I keep telling him, stop eating the McDonald's and buy yourself a decent phone system.
But does he listen to me?
His only friend in the world?
Nah.
All right, next caller.
Hello.
Hello.
Hey, how you doing?
Who's calling, please?
Hey, Ziznak.
What's up?
Man, I haven't talked to you in ages.
How you doing?
Doing all right, man.
How you been?
Well, you know, so-so, a little here, a little there.
You know, some days are up, some days are down, some days I'm flatlined the bed.
It depends.
So, how you been?
I'm doing all right, man.
I miss our.
Oh, sorry, but I miss our online chats.
I really do.
Yeah, like, but that was like two years ago before all this.
Oh, I got a long, long-term memory and a short, short-term memory.
I can't remember who I am some days.
I look at my iPad or my computer.
But two years ago.
I seriously, like, I had to stop talking to you because it was actually some bullshit Lil Chris did pissed you off.
And I had, I think I made an avatar.
I was looking for it today.
I couldn't find it.
But I had made an avatar.
I think I put your head on the Superman from, you know, 1940 or whatever the fuck.
And you got mad about that.
And I was like, all right, well, you know, maybe I'll not talk to him so much.
But then you, did something happen?
Lil Chris did something.
Two years ago, dude.
When doesn't Lil Chris do something?
You thought it was me, though.
You sent me a PM like.
Well, I get confused with all those people.
And I look at something and my brain says, what the hell is this?
So if I destroy me inside a little bit.
If I went, I really apologize.
We were friends online.
It wasn't a deliberate thing.
Okay, well, I never know if anybody's serious or not when it comes to me.
Yeah, no, I'm just fucking with you.
But yeah, but what was it?
Like, what was it back then?
Like, why were you guys fighting back then?
And if you think you guys are fighting now, why do you have this on-again, off-again?
Look, it's not a romance at all.
Not on my part anyway.
I want to get through life.
Well, let me explain you something.
I want to get through life with as little heartache and bullshit as possible.
I got too much going on.
Little Chris will suggest something to me, and I'll say no.
It will cross the line and do bad taste.
Same as a drone.
And I'll say, I don't want to do that.
He gets furious at me.
Or he suggests something that I do in my quote-unquote career.
And I'll say, I don't want to do that.
And so he gets furious.
He gets mad, threatens me, declares war on me.
I'm tired of that stuff.
You know, one minute he's friendly toward me.
The next minute, if he could, he would nuke my apartment building.
So I want to deal with the man anymore.
I've gone to, you know, Kathy's still furious about him, about that fleshy, mutant, Kathy Love Doll crap.
And he denies that he ever said it.
And yet, I saw the post online.
I saw the link to it on Bellgab.
So how many times does the guy threaten you to come up and to do this?
And also, somebody reminded me last night when I was talking to him that he said he was going to come by here to visit and was going to build me a small house in his dad's land in Mendocino.
Well, that was a couple years ago.
I'm still waiting for that house to be built.
So I think little Chris is one of the biggest bullshitters that has ever been on or offline.
And I take his stuff with a 50-pound bag of salt instead of a grain of salt.
He does things for me on the one hand and then he stabs me in the back.
So I'm just, I'm tired of dealing with him.
I have other things I can be doing.
You still there?
Guess not.
Let's take the next caller.
What else?
Hello, who it's Chefist.
How's it going?
Oh, how are you doing?
Yeah, I read your list there.
I'll send you my bill.
Yeah, I had a follow-up question on one of the comments was: I don't know if you've heard, but that one thread you started where you said Heather Wade sucks, you know, that had a lot of controversy.
There are a lot of people chiming in on that.
And actually, that thread morphed into the regular Heather Wade thread.
Did you see that?
Well, I think MV changed it.
I did it as a joke.
I did it to poke a little fun.
But the problem, like so many people on Bell Gab, they don't have any sense of fun or irony or sarcasm.
Someone was going to put, look, little Chris started George Senda Sucks.
But remember, the whole board once was called George Norrie Sucks.
But if you dare say they got Heather redacted, whatever you decide to call her, hey, you.
Or if I say anything, I'm immediately raked over the coals for it.
I did it as a joke because I said someone's going to start it.
And given our history where she insulted me on the Gabcast and made snide remarks and she made snide remarks to Norrie, I tell you, she treats nobody with respect.
Nobody.
I tell you, it's terrible.
So don't you feel that there's a double standard allowed on Belgab when it comes to judging you and what you post?
Well, I think there is.
I think there's a double standard.
You got a lot of busy bodies who don't mind their own business.
What I do, how I spend my money, where I go with Kathy is really none of their business.
Am I presuming to tell them what to do with their husbands, wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, significant others, homosexual partners, last-minute partners, transsexual partners, bisexual partners?
No.
And everybody on that general musing is a faulty thread.
I hate that.
I've never been amusing.
I don't know what I've been amusing, but musings was a weird thing to call it.
I've never told any of them what to do in their lives other than to shut the hell up and leave me the hell alone.
I wouldn't go into the house.
Right, because you're more of a libertarian.
So that's more of a leave me alone, I'll leave you alone, right?
Well, it's not just that.
It's presumptuous and arrogant.
It's like the government telling you every time you turn around, they want us to not eat salt, which is a good thing, and not drink soda.
But they don't say, we suggest you do this.
They pass a law to do it.
And the same with Belgab.
Demanding, I do see.
I know I gotta lose weight.
Okay, I agree to that.
It's a very hard thing for me to lose.
Well, you know, you're doing these new walking tours, which everyone agrees the videos are really, really good.
You did a walking tour of a supposed haunted house, and Martinez there.
It was a really good video.
And there's all these hills.
It was, you know, high hills.
You had to hike up and climb up these hills and do all this.
I think if you do more of that, number one, the people love those videos, and number two, you're getting out and getting some exercises.
I think it'd be great.
It's a win-win.
Well, the problem is that when I got back from doing that, counting the time I left the house, it was 26 blocks, and I came home just soaked in sweat, eaten by mosquitoes, and dead.
It wears me out.
This is one reason I want a car so badly.
Walking to Safeway or walking from Safeway, the three miles is one thing, or down to Starbucks.
But doing it on a regular basis all the time, I got to walk back home.
And when it's 70 and 80 degrees, I feel like I'm wilted.
And, you know, if it's cooler weather, it's not a problem.
But the distances here are like going somewhere in San Francisco because Martinez is a flat city surrounded by hills, very much like San Francisco.
And you go two or three miles in any direction, you got steep hills to climb.
And I can do that on foot, but I don't want to do it every day.
I know about 30 paranormal locations that are haunted in this area alone.
But there's no way in hell I can get on the bus, take two, take a bus, wait for the bus, take a bus, go to the location, do a video, go somewhere I can upload it, come back home, and I have to rush back here because this stupid bus during the week stops at nine o'clock.
So this is why I want a car.
And I've already told Kathy, you heard her attitude.
She said something I couldn't even understand her.
Why do you always do this, that, or the other?
And she gets mad and she hangs up on me.
She gave me grief going to Napa for half a soul from the distance from here to Napa, our farther, I think it's 60 miles.
Whole time she's arguing, your videos are stupid.
This isn't romantic.
Why are we going here?
And it was all verbal.
Nothing ever happened physical.
I'm going to say that I do not hit my girlfriend.
She does not hit me unless we play fight in the car where we start off saying I see something, she said something, I see something.
And then we start going after each other like Lauren Hardy.
It's play fighting.
But I don't hit her.
And that bruises she got in her face.
I've seen that with one actor and one actress.
They tried to cover it up with makeup, but they don't.
Her skin is delicate on her face.
She sleeps on her side.
And so the capillaries or whatever is under the skin break, and that's when it looks like she's bruised.
But I've known the woman since 1977 or 78.
We've been together on and off.
We fight.
We always make up.
I'll have to call her later and say, why are you mad at me this time?
You know, in my Lauren Hardy voice.
Another fine mess you've got me into.
And I never know why she's mad.
But I never know why.
What does any man ever know why a woman is mad?
You can say something and totally innocent, and they're flying off the handle.
But I will do more paranormal things.
It would be easier on me if I had a place.
I can't stay at my mother's anymore in San Francisco because there's a lot of paranormal places in there I want to go to, but I really need a car.
And, you know, I'm still trying to investigate the John Muir house here that's supposedly haunted.
There's several apartment buildings here that are haunted.
I can get to these, but, you know, when it starts getting in April in the Bay Area, it gets hot around before my birthday and after.
We get like the first Indian summer.
The other comes in about August or September.
And when it's 80 degrees out there, by the time I get done, I have trouble walking home.
Not to mention my allergies, I'm allergic to grass.
And I found out through a friend of mine that certain foods mimic the chemicals found in grass if you eat them raw.
And I was amazed by that.
So one thing in that email he sent me was suggested to eat Brussels sprouts raw.
And I never thought of that.
It helps with allergies.
So I'm allergic to grass and eucalyptus.
And if I'm out there, everybody, I start wheezing and coughing.
Okay, anything else?
I guess he's gone.
Let's go to the next caller.
I'm going on long diatribes and I feel kind of guilty.
I'm not picking up the callers.
Who's next?
It's another amazing story.
How are you?
Wait a minute.
Is that a recording or is that George?
How about sex?
Hang up on that.
Hang up on that one.
I'm allergic to grass.
And if I'm out there.
I don't know what's going on there.
But George is in Cincinnati and he told me he would not be calling.
Hello.
Who's calling, please?
Hey, this is Lieber Lover.
Hey.
Sorry.
I don't know what you're saying.
Hold up.
Excuse me.
I didn't hear your name because you said it too fast.
Lieber Lover.
Lieber Lover.
It's a new one on me.
Okay, well.
It doesn't matter.
It really doesn't matter.
But whatever you're eating there, it sounds delicious.
And we all want to know in the chat room, what are you eating?
Chofun, my favorite Chinese food, but it was something I could get quick and get back here in time for the show because I was starving.
I'm not eating much, but just a bite now and then.
Hey, is that George?
Yeah.
Hey, George, there's Mr. Fidget calling in.
How are you doing?
Boy, I haven't heard you for a long time.
I know you used to call the Gab Cast a lot.
Yeah, it's been a couple casts.
I tried to give them a few weeks off, you know, or months off, I guess, depending on what the schedule is.
But I just wanted to call in.
I wanted to congratulate you for stepping up and doing the show.
It's not an easy thing to do.
A lot of people, they talk about what they're going to do, and they don't do it.
It's like when I did my cable access TV show in Los Angeles, a lot of people think, oh, I'm going to go do a TV show.
It's a whole different thing once you're in the studio.
Yeah, I know.
Well, I have a little, very small experience in radio, all of one minute.
But I used to hung around a CBS station in Las Vegas, and I've hung around KGO and KSFO.
So in the past, when it was the world's greatest radio station with Don Sherwood.
So I know a little bit how radio works, but I've never done a real, you know, on-air broadcast radio show on a regular station.
But I know what the places look like.
You'll have to tell me how you got on there.
There's a great community TV gig sometime.
Well, now the rules have all changed.
With the deregulation of cable, they got rid of the cable access.
That used to be something that was mandated.
So all of the cable providers had to make public access studios available to the public in order to be able to deliver their other content.
But those rules got gutted and the entire concept got flushed.
But there are still some places that make it good.
That kind of sucks because there was a lot of pretty decent programming on some of those shows.
And it's sad that the industry can't make a little room for free content for just the regular guy who wants to do his show of his own, whether it's about fishing or hiking or cooking or the politics or the paranormal or whatever.
There ought to be room for that too.
Not just listening to what was that thing last night, Night for American Idol or something like that.
Okay, next caller, please.
And thank you for your comments, by the way.
Hello.
Hello up there.
Okay, I can't hear you.
All right, let's go to the next one.
I can't hear that guy what he's saying.
Yuck.
This is getting very strange.
If you're going to call, you know, other people are listening.
They want to enjoy what the callers say and what I say.
So if you're going to be screwing around, don't bother, please.
It's not fair to the listeners.
It's not fair to me.
It's not fair to MV.
This goes somewhere for posterity.
Not fair to Brig because she's recording all this.
Hi, Brig.
All right, next caller, please.
Hello?
I hear blue.
Yes.
Who's calling, please?
This is Military Justice.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, the supply drop is in.
How are you doing?
All right.
All right.
I'm really happy to hear him on the Gabcast.
Yeah, I'm happy to be on here.
It's a lot of fun.
And MV asked me if I'm afraid.
I said, no, I'm a pro.
I'm used to this.
I'm looking at myself in this little box.
And so I'm having fun, except for the few technical glitches here and there, and the people that think they're being comical when they call in and garble something.
So what do you want to ask?
Anything in particular?
Well, I want to ask if, you know, there's some things about what George is planning to do.
Is he planning to do some certain exposés, for example, on John Hoag, for example?
Is he going to expose him a little more and stuff like that?
You know.
Well, you need to talk more personal and things like that.
You need to talk to me about in the first person because he, I'm not he and me.
Yeah, I will talk about Hoag.
He's on the back burner.
He's revised his The Last Pope book.
I didn't listen a while back to Hoag when he was on Coast.
I meant to, and I forgot about it.
I think he's a big phony, just like Ed Dames.
Although Dames got one thing right, his mutated frog prediction.
He got that right.
But, you know, Hoag's a self-proclaimed Nostradamus expert.
I got more Nostradamus knowledge on the buttons on my hat than Hoag does.
No formal schooling, no training that I know in astrology.
I can go to astro computing services and learn how to do a chart, for God's sake.
And then George Norrie keeps coming out with this stupidity about how Hoag has predicted every presidential campaign winner since 1968 when there's a site out there that proves that he didn't.
The only guy, the only predictor that I've ever seen, and there were nine or ten or twelve guys on a Nori program on predictions, is Sean David Morton.
That's one big reason why I want to go to San Mateo.
If he doesn't think out this time like he did last time, I want to meet him and talk to him and try to get an interview because he predicted the price of gold, the price of oil, and the stock market price, and they got them all right.
And he was the only one on that show that Nori did that got them all right.
Else from tarot card readers to crystal ball guys to I Ching guys, they were all wrong.
So, no matter what you think of his financial issues and problems, I'd like to find out what's the real story of that because we heard he went to court, but he must have made a deal because he's still walking around.
He just did a paranormal boat tour or convention or something.
So, I'd like to know what happened with that.
The same other one is going to be there is Daniel Brinkley, and of course, the beautiful Gail Thackray.
And, oh, God, what the hell is her first name?
King.
She's going to go get a guest on coast.
And Sunday, and that's the problem I have.
Stephen Greer is going to be there.
And the problem is, what am I going to do?
Sit on the lawn all night, wait for the place to open at 9 o'clock.
I don't know what I'm going to do in the middle.
If I go down there for Saturday, what the hell am I going to do until 9 o'clock in the morning?
I don't even know if there's an all-night coffee shop down there.
But I really want to go.
That's the problem when you don't have a car.
The car, I could go find a motel or drive back home and then come back home.
Kathy wouldn't like it, but you know, and she could go out with Patty and go shopping while I'm doing my thing.
Anything else?
Hello?
I guess he's gone.
I wish guys would say that's it and not just hang up.
I don't know what's going on.
Let's take the next caller.
Hello.
Indeed.
Saturday night.
Excuse me.
Yeah.
It's Fidget.
We got disconnected, but I had a point for calling I wanted to share with you.
Okay.
So I don't know if you heard, but they came up with a way to help to deal with the Zika virus thing.
You know, everybody's been worked up about that.
Art was worked up about that.
So they came up with this way of putting two used tires together.
So it looks kind of like a mouse, and then they put a drain in the bottom of it.
They put a piece of wood in there, and then the mosquitoes go inside and they lay their eggs on the wood, and then they're able to come by and measure what's there and kill the mosquitoes that are causing the Zika thing.
I think that's good news.
Well, I don't know how well it's going to work because I got a creek behind me.
I go to feed orangey cat, and I'm being eaten alive by mosquitoes.
They're everywhere this season.
We have a mosquito control district here that runs around and puts these little fingerling fishes in creeks, ponds, pools, nut swimming pools, and they're overworked to debt.
And the same with one in Sacramento.
They got the same thing.
So I don't know how you control mosquitoes when it rains, mosquitoes breed.
You can't get that.
People leave dirty backyard pools and wading pools and all kinds of stuff.
And any source of standing water, mosquitoes will breed in it.
I've even seen them breed in a coffee can or a beer can or an open gasoline can.
As long as there's water in there, they lay their eggs.
Hello, you still there?
All right, let's take the next caller.
Hi, George.
This is calling, please.
White Crow, yeah, you're back.
Okay, great.
I want to thank MV for allowing us to stay up tonight.
I think it was very generous of him to do this for you.
George?
Yeah, I do too.
I guess it's I think it's great.
I have thanked him.
I really appreciate the opportunity.
He knows it.
I'm very grateful.
Well, do you want to ask about the shirt shirt business?
Well, I want to talk about the business proposition that we've been discussing.
I've had three of my personal staffers working on it, along with our advertising and marketing department to study the guy from Pittsburgh Videos.
After about 600 of them, they did ask for overtime hazard pay, but they pushed on, and I think they got through.
I think the count was up to 800 or something.
It was a pretty arduous task, quite labor-intensive, but your work is impressive.
I think that was their overall computation of the remarks.
I hope you have a consulting psychiatrist standing and somebody with some smelling salt standing by, watching 800 of my videos.
I hope they weren't done in all one fell swoop.
I got a lot of oh, yes, we've uh we've had about two weeks of work into it.
Oh, my God.
So I want to give you the results of their market survey.
I told them, I gave them a specific task, George, to study and see if there's any profitability in selling your line of t-shirts.
And based on, I just got an email in from Megan, and based on the count of listeners to the GAB cast tonight, George, you're running double of the average MV Gab cast.
Wow, I didn't know that.
I knew when I've been on in the past years.
I don't know how many people are in the chat room right now, but I know it multiplies when I'm on.
Whether you like me or don't, people seem fascinated me with the picture.
Well, I think you counted the number in the chat room.
Sorry, it's not clear to me on what Megan's.
I wonder if there's a counter in there, and if there isn't, maybe MB could create one to see how many people are actually in there.
It'd be interesting to find out about that.
Well, she listed over 60.
Wow.
Thank you.
You think you have a draw, George, is what I'm 907 videos.
I guess someone's watching.
I got almost 150,000 views.
And that's more, that's five times as many people as live here.
So that's five Martinas.
Martinez is George Norris's.
Yeah, Megan kind of headed up this project for me.
And she did mention that your videos are inconsistent at times and that you cover news that she knew about yesterday.
So that's news.
But she likes your insight on the news.
Thank you.
I get news bulletins that come right over my iPad or on my iMac that are instant news bulletins of breaking news.
Other things I cover, they're new to me because I haven't seen them yet.
I got to talk about something other than me.
And as for inconsistent, well, I'm doing all this, or not all of it, some things I actually give deep thought to before I do a video, but a lot of it is completely off the top of my head.
It's unscripted, unwritten.
I'm just talking to talk or whatever I think is interesting.
Or if it's something in the news, like a breaking news story, terrorism, an earthquake, that's different.
But there's times where I have like the video equivalent of writer's block.
I sit here and I go, I have no idea what the hell I want to do tonight.
And people are bugging me every day.
When are you going to do another video?
I've been lying in bed sick as a dog.
How can you not do a video?
I'm sick.
So I've even done a video once and I was deadly sick and said I feel like crap.
So it isn't easy to come up with ideas.
It's like doing a new monologue every day, I guess.
I don't know how you'd put it, but and Johnny Carson and people like that have writers.
I don't have any writers.
It's all coming off the.
Yeah, Joel has a comment.
He enjoys the raw George, the spontaneous George, the best in the videos.
Well, the breaking news stories, I've done those and they get a lot of views.
And I've actually beat networks to that.
And some of the stories are ones I got the haters say, oh, you're sending stories to Nuri.
Well, I send stories to Nouri because I feel they're important or of interest or something he might talk about on the air.
And he's used a lot of them.
So, and I send it to my friends too.
I'm emailing to my former administrator, to drone, to other people.
There's a big story in the last couple of days about the giant alligator they killed in Florida.
That thing is huge and scary.
There's another story today that they had that guy in Texas who went to a Wendy's and he got mad or thought it was funny and he threw a live alligator into the booth and the worker screamed and climbed out the window.
Well, now they got a video of that and it's broken up.
I haven't seen it yet.
But he said he was doing something funny or a prank, but I bet the worker didn't find funny to have a live alligator thrown at her.
So I just think about what I talk about today and I just do the do whatever I'm going to talk about.
And it's sometimes I have to scratch my head.
I have no idea what I'm going to say.
And also I do forget stuff in the middle.
And I'm not the only one to do that.
His current problems notwithstanding, I've seen people like Bill Cosby go into a monologue or a story and halfway through they go into another story and I totally forget what they're doing.
I have the same problem.
I don't know why.
I lose track of what I'm saying or I forget or something though.
It's not deliberate, that's to be certain.
Anything else?
New caller, George.
Okay.
Who's calling, please?
Yeah, it's Shabbat.
I got cut off earlier.
There was something I wanted to go into you with, if that's okay.
Okay, go ahead.
Hey, man, I know you said you're a libertarian.
I am too, and that you kind of supported the legalization of prostitution.
I know that San Francisco is a very open-minded, liberal city.
You know, do you see if they were able to pass a law to legalize prostitution, that would take off around there, kind of like it did with Dennis Hoff and the Bunny Ranch right across the border there near Reno?
Well, we had a ballot initiative here in the state.
I have a blog I did supporting that initiative to decriminalize it.
It failed.
A good deal of that was religious opposition.
And I don't think you're ever going to have prostitution legalized as long as the religious people object to it.
You know, one thing that I think is sad, liberals always talk about a woman's body and the right to a woman to do what she wants with her body.
Well, shouldn't the same apply to prostitution or a man who engages in prostitution?
It's their right to do what they want.
If they're not ripping off the customer or something like that, this can be regulated.
They can be medically checked like they are in the house in Nevada.
And we'd have a lot more effort spent on other things by the police.
The San Francisco Vice Squad spends between $18 and $30 million a year on vice crimes.
And most of that is prostitution arrests and roundups.
When we have criminals, rapists, child molesters, muggers, murderers, bank robbers, and they're going after hookers.
I think it's obscene.
Yeah, I think they're doing a pretty good job across the border in Nevada.
You know, I mean, it's all very well controlled, and they don't seem to have a lot of problems over there.
And I was just thinking that would be definitely something to look at there.
And because I think it would take off if you legalize it.
Boy, you can make a business really, really easily opening up your own kind of bunny ranch there in Northern California.
Well, I don't know if you're going to do that with all the ranches over there and all the women working because what are you going to do with those women?
They don't want to join the ranch.
So, and there's another thing.
A lot of women that are not on drugs, they're not alcoholics, they're not whacked out, who became providers because they have children or they have college degrees, they can't find a job, or they get laid off, and you have strippers, you have escorts, you have masseuses, you have dominatrixes.
They're all trying to make a buck in a society where it's hard to make a dollar.
And do we have the right as society to tell them they can't make a dollar just because it's illegal?
I don't think so.
I think it should be legalized.
The government stay out of it.
They go through so much stuff to tell us what to do.
Businesses are burdened by regulation and forms and everything else.
And the courts are there to generate money.
They're not there for justice anymore.
You get a speeding ticket, a traffic ticket, a ticket for prostitution.
It's all about fines.
The lady of justice should be ashamed for what's done because it's all generating money.
And there's no justice involved.
And it's unjust to go after women or men who, if you take a woman out, you take her to dinner, you buy her flowers, you buy her perfume, Victoria's secret, you go to bed, that's legal.
If you give her 20 bucks, you know, they arrest you for it.
That's wrong.
What's the difference?
I don't see a difference.
I can see a difference in one way, but I think it's wrong of society and there be laws against this sort of thing.
Leave people alone to do what they want as long as they don't harm somebody else.
Hello, you still there?
I guess he's going.
Let's take the next caller.
George, this is West Crow, Jim.
MD, don't hang up on me.
I will finish shortly.
This is a very hello.
I don't know what's going on.
Maybe MB only has one line and it's frayed.
I don't know.
What you need.
I don't know.
A lot of that happening this evening.
I wanted to know your stance.
You normally don't talk about this much on your on the YouTube channel, but I want to know your stance on demonic activity and forces of darkness and stuff like that.
What do you think about it?
Well, I have to say about that because I shouldn't be eating.
I'm still starving.
Excuse me.
i firmly believe and i had corresponded
Oh
This is the Gab Cast.
Call the show now at 623-242-CAST.
That's 623-242-2278.
Hello, this is not MB, and welcome to Postal Telegraph Radio.
How are you doing?
Well, I'm back.
This is George Senda, the guy from Pittsburgh.
I don't know what happened.
Embly blames it on my Mac.
I don't know.
I don't know why I don't have any problem with a regular call in Skype.
So I apologize to the listeners.
The Mac doesn't work with MB or MB system, or maybe because it's a Mac PC conflict.
I don't know.
One day I'll get a PC, and then maybe these sort of things won't happen.
Okay, I don't know if any read the story today where hackers can now they've said they want to charge $129 to hack your website, and that's a bit disturbing.
So that was being talked about today.
I don't know if anybody read that story or not.
And the story, big story yesterday was Bill Clinton talking down to Black Lives Matter people about young teenagers getting hooked on drugs and then they get killed and that he had a good economy when he was president and blacks had a good economic life when he was president.
So That's two of the stories I wanted to talk about.
I didn't have a lot of time to do a lot of looking for stories because everybody kept hounding me to talk about stuff online.
I think the next time I do this, I'm just going to say I will not reply to anything today and do my work that I have to do.
So call back and let me know what you want to talk about.
And the number is 623-242-CAS.
That's 623-242-2278.
And here's caller 15.
So let's go to caller 15.
How are you?
Who's calling, please?
Well, that was exciting.
Yeah, that high-tech Cape Gerardel phone company will do it every time.
Well, let's see.
Hackers charge $130 to hack Gmail account reports from Dell.
And they will also hack Ukrainian email accounts.
Although I don't know many Ukrainian email accounts out there.
Dell says the information is collected by two intelligence analysts from the company Cisco Intel team who traced hackers on several underground hacker forms around the world.
And the Russian and English underground markets covers the third quarter of 2015 to the first quarter of this year.
And they demand for hacking, demand for hacking accounts, $129 to hack Gmail, Yahoo, and Hotmail.
They also go after corporate sites, charging $500 per mailbox.
They charge $65 to $103 to hack Russian email accounts.
Wonder how much for Serbian or Bosnian email accounts.
$129 for Ukrainian.
They also have $90 for hacking the IP address of a computer user.
Hmm.
I can find out who is the address in that little Chris sat there.
Yeah, I can go after him there for $90.
Maybe I'll do that for my boot day.
All right, let's take caller 15.
You're on the air if it doesn't hang up or get cut off.
Who's calling, please?
Hello.
How are you doing?
Who's calling?
George.
Last I looked when I got up this morning, anyway.
Hello, is this George?
Yes, it's me.
Who's calling, please?
Hi, do you think maybe the problem was that your crumbs were falling in the mic, and that's why you got cut off?
What?
Well, you probably eating, weren't you?
And the trusting.
I'm not eating now.
Look, I had to get something more.
A good thing we crashed.
I had to get something more in me because I can't think when I got an empty stomach.
I'm not now.
So who's calling, please, by the way?
I'm curious.
I'm very curious.
This is Zulu from Cape Town, South Africa.
Who is it again?
Zulu from Cape Town.
Oh, okay.
Wow, Cape Town.
Well, I hope Azure might call too because she's from that neck of the woods, also.
How's it going over there?
Well, it's pretty late.
I just wanted to call before bed.
It's about three in the morning.
So what's the question?
You always tackle American topics, but I've never heard you guys talk about any, you know, African creatures.
Well, My knowledge of African creatures is limited to mostly cats because I'm into cats, you know.
And also, I tend, I will admit to being American-centric, but I look at sites in England, but Africa is a whole nother area that I haven't looked into much because, frankly, most of what you hear about Africa is either terrorism or Boko Haroon.
And it's like the rest of the continent.
The rest of the continent is non-existent unless it's some dictator ripping off oil money or Chevron being attacked for polluting some country over there.
But you should open up the paranormal aspect of Africa.
There's a lot of stuff happening here.
Well, I'll have to look into that.
I admit I've never looked into the paranormal in Africa.
A lot of us are like to use our body parts for Mooti.
I'm sorry, you talked a little too fast.
I couldn't hear you.
I said a lot of the witch doctors here use human body parts for Mooti.
Oh, yeah, I saw a picture and a story on that.
The witch doctors are taking body parts of children and doing something with it, but I didn't read the story.
I just saw the headline.
With the children here.
Then it is body part.
That's horrible.
You're supposed to take care of your children, not kill them and chop them up like you're an organ factory.
They should be ashamed of themselves if they had any shame.
But I will look into the paranormal.
Frankly, my main source of the paranormal is more northern Africa with Egypt and the Middle East, with Assyria and Samaria and the ancient stuff, Iraq, Iran, or Persia, as it was called, and of course some in Israel, but I don't get south of that creature.
There is a creature here that a lot of the natives believe in.
It's called the Tokolosh.
And it's a little furry creature.
It's probably about what?
Four foot, four foot high?
And it can you could you spell that, please?
Could you spell that, please?
I'll look it up on iPad.
Okay.
It's T-O-K.
T-O-K?
O-L-O-S-H.
Tokolosh.
Okay, you have to repeat that.
I got the T-O-K part, but not the rest.
Okay, T-O-K-O-L-O-S-H.
R-L-L?
T-K-O-L-O-S-H.
Sorry, can't help but laugh.
Okay, I'm going to read it from the beginning.
T-O-K O-L-O.
I'm having a problem with your accent.
It sounds like you're saying error, and I'm not putting it up.
Gee, that's interesting.
It has no you do what you were saying.
Oh, it's a manga series.
Okay.
Tokyo ghoul.
Let me.
Look, it's just this little creature, and it attacks people, it rapes people, and it resembles the what's this Irish creature again?
I'm actually laughing so hard, I can't remember.
It's a leprechaun.
Okay, hold on.
It resembles leprechaun, but it's the African version.
And it likes to eat people's toes while they're sleeping.
It eats people's clothes, toes, toes.
Oh, toes!
Yeah, okay, hold on.
Oh, legendary murder.
A lot of other more mischievous things, but dangerous, mysterious creature.
Oh, wait a minute.
Attacks and kills human, the South African fur seal.
But that's not probably not what you want.
Is that it?
It could be, yes.
I'm not sure what you're looking at.
Hold on.
Well, this is salamanders and sandawans.
But that's different.
Hmm.
Sansiri.
Santer.
Oh, that's North Carolina.
I'm going to have to try to find.
I'm not going to take up any more of your time.
Oh, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
I found.
I think I may have found it here.
T-I-K-O-L-O-S-H-E.
Tikoloshi.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
There are a few variations in spelling.
Here's the headline for the future.
Yeah, from Bantu World, newspaper headline, December 7th, 1955.
Tukoloshi stops church service.
This is in Zulu mythology.
A dwarf-like water sprite.
Now, the Japanese, Chinese have water sprites too.
Mischievous and evil spirits can become invisible with drinking water, called on by malevolent people to cause trouble for others.
I wonder if I can rent one for little Chris.
Harmful of Tukoloshi can be used to scare children, causes illnesses, or the death of the victim.
The creature might be banished by a Nganga witch doctor who has the power to expel it from the area.
And they go on like that.
It resembles a zombie, poltergeist, or gremlin created by the, it may have been created by the South African shamans or shamans who have been offended by somebody.
And it's been known to take on many forms according to the Zulu shaman Credo Mutwa.
One form is described as above.
One is described as a bear-like humanoid being.
And the only way to keep them away at night is put a brick beneath the leg of each one's bed.
This will not protect anything but the person whose bed it is, along with the bed itself.
It may cause havoc not involving said people.
They get their power from a hot poker thrust into the crown of the body during creation.
And there's running gags in the South African daily comic strip, Madame and Eve.
And there's a song about it and all that.
This is interesting.
So I will have to do some further research on this.
I do have books on creatures around the world, but it's the first time I've heard of this, and it's a great call.
Anything else?
No, but a publication you can check out here is one called The Daily Sun.
It's a South African newspaper.
And they run these strange stories almost weekly about a Tokolosh, you know, stealing somebody's life savings or raping them.
I don't know.
For you to investigate.
Just have fun.
I've lost my damn pen, but I'll remember that.
There's a daily sun in England, I think, too.
All right.
Thank you for the call.
That's a great call.
Okay, who's next?
Hello.
Next caller, please.
No next caller.
All right.
Hmm.
Well, okay.
There's more things here.
Serial killer Ilafasse Mazomi claimed to be influenced by Tokoloshi.
It appears in every episode of the third series of the British TV Mad Dogs.
Only one character can see it.
And it's in a dark finished novella, The Flames Burden, by an Australian author, Matthew Carabashi.
Okay, well, let's take a break so I can get some water.
And I'll be back in a minute.
And hopefully, some other people will call.
But that was a wonderful call.
I never heard of the creature before.
My eyes are crossing.
I ain't gonna put my glasses back on wrong.
This is the Gab Cast.
Call the show now at 623-242-CAST.
That's 623-242-2278.
This is the Gabcast.
Call the show now at 623-242-CAST.
That's 623-242-2278.
Okay, this is George Sender, the guy from Pittsburgh, and this is the one, the only Gabcast.
And here we are going to play some music for those of you in the provinces.
And I'll be back on when the music concludes.
So for those of you who have dissed the Pittsburghies accent, here is genuine Pittsburghese.
Play it, MB.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm out of Southside, right next to the river.
Now I live in Whitehall, but I'll be hooked forever.
I'm the Newfound Rogers, wants to be my neighbor.
I got neighbors anywhere.
Yeah, they love me everywhere.
I used to shop at Isley's.
All of my pubuska mamas, please take a number.
Look to just sale on banana.
Half a pound of chip tam, another half of Swiss cheese.
Catch me in the kitchen with my sister spreading mayonnaise.
Cruising in South Park, backwards pirate cap.
Driving so slow, cause you know it's a speed trap.
Gonna ride the Thunderbolt and eat potato patch fries.
Turn on WQED, they do in a pledge drive.
Say what up to Henrietta, pussycat, say meow, meow.
And say woof, woof, the barb dog, Mr. Bob Trout.
Wait a minute, Hodgefield, I yell at the referee.
Tell by my attitude that I'm most definitely.
Pittsburgh.
THE FRIENDS! OHAYO! UH HUH! GET!
Get yourself in, I see like cold room.
Let my works inspire you.
Let's hear it for Pittsburgh.
Picks up, Litzburg.
I'd be hot, kids here.
Catch me with my fart back down at the Pirate Game.
Jeez O Man, I pitch better than most pirates can.
You should know I bleed back and I also bleed old.
I remember when the pirates were good, cause I'm old.
Poison's red, Michael singing in a glam band.
Michael Keaton was Tim Burton's Batman.
Yellow cap, check your cap, classy cap, people's cap.
Burners all confused because they don't see a single cap.
Go to Club erotica to see Broads naked.
Go to Mancini's Get Bread where they bake it.
Stephen Foster and Gene Kelly.
To give directions, I mentioned where things used to be.
Bitten CM, you know, we ain't no dope.
Super Bowl parades, rest in peace, my red cold.
Statue Call of Jury, live with the Inclines.
Long is the God of Keta Bob.
I'm feeling fine with a minute.
Pittsburgh.
From Cranderer.
If you're from Pittsburgh.
Uh-huh.
Johnny Iris singing Aliyah Joe Krushechi and Christina Aguilera.
Geno Malkin and Sidney Crosby.
George Romero making movies about zombies.
Some things in this town were kind of silly.
Like Chili Theater with your host, Chili Billy.
Hanging in Oakland, eating fries at Dio.
Beer costing extra buck because I'm in on a rado.
Mommy took a bus trip to Monrovo Mall.
But the roof was cut by Lil Luke Ravenstall.
Get yourself a salmon, Japramanis, Capricola and egg and fries and slaughtering bread with cheese.
Head to the funny bow to see some comedians.
Or go to the war hall to see pictures of soup can.
Brand new Arena to new stadiums.
Welcome to Pittsburgh City of Champions.
Pittsburgh.
Elgin.
The Free River Government Dreams are made.
Come on to Haiti.
Now you're in Pittsburgh.
I'm going to pay.
One hand in the air for the SEAL City.
From Mount Washington, it looks pretty.
No place in the world brings more joy.
Waving towels in the air.
Everybody's a joy.
Pittsburgh.
The Free River Government Dreams are made.
And the fans can do.
Now you're in Pittsburgh.
Anyone will make you feel brand new.
Hetro.
Let's hear it by Pittsburgh.
Okay, that was Pittsburgh State of Mind performed by Michael E. Motes.
And it's the greatest city in the world with the Paul Smoke section of San Francisco and Las Vegas.
But it's where my heart always is.
I just live in Martinez, as George Nari says.
Okay, there's genuine Pittsburghes for you people who don't like our accent.
If you don't like our accent, well, you're a jagoff.
All right, do we got any callers out there?
Anybody on the phone?
I don't see any.
I see the chat room like the song.
Well, okay.
Here's a story out there.
And this is current news for those who say I'm doing a leftover news or secondhand Rose news.
Just came on an hour ago.
North Korea, in the nutcase of North Korea, claims to successfully conduct an engine test of a new ICBM that will strengthen its ability to stage nuclear strikes in the United States.
So that's kind of disturbing.
Now, I don't know what it is about this guy.
We haven't fought a war with them since what, 1952-54.
We're still technically in this state of something.
But, and there's a picture on Falk with a missile launcher and a North Korean soldier's camouflaged helmet.
But what the hell do they want to shoot at the United States for?
We aren't shooting at them.
So, South Korean officials say that North Korea doesn't have a reliable interconnectic missile with alone the ability to harm with a nuclear warhead.
But they keep threatening.
And that is disturbing.
And subs say that the Chinese and maybe the North Koreans had subs off our Pacific coast.
And that might have been that mysterious missile launch a couple years ago.
And Kim, what the hell is his name?
Kim Jong-un was seen on March 9th posing with a trigger, a model trigger of a nuclear warhead.
He declared they'd been miniaturized for use on ballistic missiles.
And Washington and the North's neighbors have been worried about this, but outsiders have been powerless to stop the North's nuclear progress.
Disarmament talks have been stalled for years, and tough sanctions have done little to dissuade Pyongyang from pushing ahead.
Well, we kept giving him money.
Bill Clinton gave him money.
I think the Bushes gave money and aid and food, and they still do their craziness.
This guy is nuts, and the only way you would stop this, I guess, is to remove him from power somehow.
I don't know how we could do that.
Okay, let's see what else is going on.
Let me see what's going on in the paranormal world.
Maybe there's something I can look up.
Because I really didn't get a chance to do what I would have liked to have done.
So bear with me for a second.
I'm going to go see if there's anything.
Oh, yeah, there's another thing.
There's Bigfoot.
And that's been bothering me for a long time.
Every time you see a Bigfoot video, it looks like some guy has put Vaseline on a camera lens, and the Bigfoot is like 50 feet, 100 feet, 200 feet away.
And I wouldn't see a Bigfoot go into the window of somebody's car, Yosemite, and ask for a sandwich or sandwich, as we say in Pittsburgh.
I don't get it.
I want to know why these things always look so blurred.
All right, here's a story.
Man trains dog to fly a plane.
That's on the coast to coast website.
Ghost Bride filmed in Russia.
Cemetery removes offensive Bigfoot Memorial.
Now, who the hell would be offended by Bigfoot?
Unless it was a giant shoe.
Let's see.
Trevor Zeninga passed away from much of this dystrophy.
Tribute to his love of Bigfoot.
His family placed a creature, a statue of the creature at his grave.
And the four-foot statue had been removed.
So that numerous families had complained about the marker.
Its unclosed backside was offensive to mourners in the area and have been improperly placed.
So now the family, the Zeningas, have to put a loincloth on the Bigfoot.
Now, this is politically correct.
This is worse.
You're going to have clothed Bigfeet.
They're out in the wild, and I don't see any Bigfoot going into Target or Walmart or in a men's warehouse.
We're a 32-long.
I don't get this.
You're going to be offended by a statue of a hairy creature?
I mean, you ever looked at a cemetery?
They got some really weird statues for people, and they got pictures of Russian guys who are dead and all kinds of stuff, but they're offended of a Bigfoot statue.
I don't understand that one at all.
Okay, Jimmy Church will be on coast to coast tonight, filling in.
And he's got Adam Ambrose, alien encounters, and abduction experience.
Every Tom Dick and Harry has an abduction experience.
I'm really surprised the UFOs are in like an intergalactic or interplanetary stoplight out there.
They got like those freeway on-ramp things where they meter you to go on the freeway.
There's so many UFOs inducted so many guys.
How come we don't see this line of UFOs waiting to abduct everybody and our mother-in-law?
Paranormal dating has 41,000 members.
Let's see.
Saturday Tutin Tutan Tutan Common Tomb Secrets.
There you go.
I was just talking about Egypt.
Benny and Barney Hill abduction government secrets on Monday.
Psychic predictions on Wednesday.
And Presidential Ghost with Joshua P. Warren on Friday.
I wonder why they don't have Bill Burns.
He ought to know about Presidential Ghost.
And I want to thank Nancy Burns for going on my form.
So any callers out there?
Nothing.
I don't know.
Maybe I scared him off with this song from Pittsburgh.
Boy.
Well, let's see what else I can find out here.
Oh, okay.
Okay, we'll give the number again.
Maybe I should have a tattoo to my wrist or something, the mark of the beast.
623-242 Cast.
That's 623-227-242.
Why do I keep screwing this number up?
I think it's all these twos.
623-242-2278.
I feel like I'm playing liar's dice here on radio.
Okay.
Can I get Kathy on the phone?
Well, let me do it here.
Let me call her up, but I don't know how it wouldn't sound everywhere on my phone.
She might still be mad at me.
Oh, we got a caller.
Who's calling, please?
Hello.
Ert the caller.
Hello.
Hey, George.
Hello, George.
This is neuropathy.
Neuropathy.
Neuropathy.
Okay.
How are you doing?
I'm doing good.
Well, what'd you want to talk about?
Because nobody else is talking other than me, and that's kind of boring after a while, I think, anyway.
So, where did you grow up in Pittsburgh?
Oakland.
Really?
You have no Pittsburgh.
All of our allies?
Yeah, you have no Pittsburgh accent.
Of course, I have a Pittsburgh accent.
You have no Pittsburgh accent.
Look, look, about 20 years ago, I dated a girl.
We were spending 15 minutes on the date, and she said, when did you leave Pittsburgh?
And I can hear my accent when I talk to other Pittsburghers.
So maybe it's because of my lisp or missing teeth, but I know I got a Pittsburgh accent.
So I start, what's the word I want to use?
Morphing into the Pittsburgh accent when I talk to someone in Pittsburgh.
And I start talking.
So maybe I'm not doing, maybe I'm not, maybe I'm losing it because I've been away from the homeland for too long.
But I was born in McGee Hospital, lived on the Boulevard of the Allies, lived on Parkview Avenue, lived in Mount Oliver, and spent a lot of time at Isley's and Forbes Field.
And when I take over the world, the first thing I bring back is Isley's and bring the Clark bar back with the giraffe.
So that's the first two things I do.
And I tear down that damn law school and restore a neighborhood ballpark for the people to play in.
I rebuild Forbes Field in the original shape.
They can have their Three Rivers Stadium or Heinz Field or PNC Park, but that was a great, even though the field was old, it was still a neighbor.
You could walk to the ball game.
Now you probably got to take a street car or a bus.
I don't know if you can drive to PNC Park or not.
You got the Roberto Clemente Bridge and the statue of Roberto Clemente and the great Hannes Wagner.
I watched I actually watched Roberto Clementi play in Forbes Field.
I watched him many a times.
In fact, I don't know how you could do it.
Nobody chew me out because after all these years, I can't remember which positions they played, but on my team would be Clementian Mays and Marischal and McCovey.
And then you'd go from there and Dick Groat and Bill Verdon, the only guy I knew with glasses.
Bill Verdon was third base, Groat was shortstop and Claude.
Well, you got a better memory that I number names, but you know, but I remember when I was born in 52, like the Giants in the 70s, the Pirates lost 100 games.
So, but, you know, that's the one thing if I could go back in time and change history, have those, imagine Clemente and Mays on the same team batting in a decent stadium.
Mays Centerfield.
Yeah, Mays was Centerfield.
Do you know where New Kensington is at?
Vaguely.
Just up the river.
Up the river.
My problem with going up the river.
See, I was a kid.
So my parents, my sister drove me where.
So I was fascinated by everything, Homestead, the Mesta Steelworks.
But I never paid attention to where the things are.
Like Rolling Rock used to be Brewed and McKeesport.
They had a big Rolling Rock sign with a waterfall.
But who pays attention to where you are?
You're just looking at stuff and you say, this is kind of cool.
Like the Duquesne Brewery clock, which have been changed over the years.
Electric Company and everything else.
The two inclines.
Now there's one.
McKeesport, McKees Rocks.
There's so many little towns.
I mean, Joe Montana comes from outside of Pittsburgh.
There's so many little towns you can't keep track of them there.
And I didn't pay attention to town names.
I just knew where I was and where we were going, sort of.
If I'd stayed there, I'd probably know every city in the area and little town.
Okay, I'm going to call Kathy here and see if she'll call back.
I gave her the number.
When she's mad at me, she won't talk to me.
All right, let me let me remember her number.
Hold on.
Okay.
Just give me one minute because it's on my caller ID, but I don't have it written down because I can't find my pen for another.
Okay.
All right.
Let me get this off my ears so I can hear her.
Okay, the phone's ringing, but if she's mad at me, she doesn't want to talk to me.
Or Patty might have come over.
I don't know.
Five.
six, seven, I'll give it two more rings.
Eight.
She's got the machine off.
That usually means she's taking a nap or she's mad at me.
No.
No answer.
I'm sorry about that, people.
I don't know what's going on.
I'm sure I'll find out in success of ours why she didn't want to talk to me.
Okay, we had another caller.
Caller, what's your name, please?
Hi, George.
Yeah.
Hi, this is Venus.
Oh, wow.
How you doing?
I'm doing great.
You're so sweet.
I'm so impressed that you know about Fireball XL5.
No one.
NBC every Saturday going.
That was a great show, wasn't it?
Oh, yeah, and it's it's it's a lost show because unless you look for it on YouTube, no one knows about it.
It was with puppets.
Jerry Anderson wanted to do live action, but they did effects on there that rivaled anything of the Lideckers at Republic, and uh it was fun.
Oh, it was a fun show.
And somebody on YouTube recently did one where they upgraded the technology a while back.
I saw that they made a Fireball XL5 with current digital stuff, and it was really cool.
I wanted the little sleds they rode on.
They hovered, they would travel and repair the ship, and they had a robot and the space scooter.
Yeah, and I want one of those so I don't have to walk.
Then I could do my paranormal events.
The guy from Pittsburgh Berg scooter or something.
I want one of those, you know.
And I want the Firebarrel XL5 too, except for one thing.
I don't know how my stomach would stand because they went up that ramp like this is on earth, and that sled would fly off and they'd go up in the air.
And I figured they must have had about 7,000.
If they were real people, they'd have about seven tons of drama on there.
Because I don't know what that would do to your stomach.
But as a kid, you're not paying attention.
I wish I were a spaceman, the fastest guy in town.
And I'm not going to sing the rest because I don't remember all the lyrics.
But hearing that song and the little dump, dump, da-da-da-da-da, you know, every week it was great.
And there was most of the stuff on TV that was cartoons.
So you actually got to see almost live.
It was live action with puppets, but it was still live action.
It was great.
It didn't matter if you could see the strings or not.
Well, I was watching the adventures of Superman the other day, and Superman had to stop this asteroid, and you could see the cable and the hook on the paper-wiche asteroid blocking the sun.
But that's kind of the charm behind it, though.
It's kind of fun.
And I never noticed that before.
And I've watched that episode about 40 times.
And I said, God, there's the hook and the cable.
And George Rees have to save the day, may rest in peace.
But, you know, the charm of 50s television was that they would do stuff like that.
And no one, people would notice it.
Some people would comment on it, but they'd go trudging on.
Same with 60s TV.
All right.
I'm sorry you're gone.
I would like to talk to you some more.
Anybody else out there?
No.
Okay.
Let's see.
I'm going to look up another paranormal thing.
Let's see.
See what's going on in the world here.
Just a second.
And Kathy's mad at me, so I'm not going to try to call her again because I've known her too long.
Let's see here.
Does that work?
It's going awfully slow.
Let's try these guys.
Hold on.
Anybody out there?
No, not right now.
I guess they're tired of my talking.
I don't know.
Hmm.
Oh, here we go.
Wait a minute.
Okay, caller, who's calling, please?
Yeah, this is Willie.
This is Falky.
This is George.
Hello?
Yeah.
I would have called earlier, but it sounded like I interrupted your dinner.
Well, no, I hadn't.
Sorry, I didn't eat anything only.
Go ahead.
I guess there's a delay on here.
Hey, I have a question, though.
You got the Kentucky Derby coming up, and I believe you're not that far from Golden Gate Park.
If I sent you money to bet on the Kentucky Derby, would you be able to do a video?
Go out to Golden Gate Park, make the bet, and I would for your trouble if we win.
Hold on, hold on.
I gotta, I must, hold on.
I must interrupt you, and I can't.
You're breaking up.
I can't hear you that great.
If I go to Golden Gate Park, there will be no horses there.
There's some mules and donkeys that live there, but there are no race horses in Golden Gate Park.
It's Golden Gate Fields.
It's an Albany.
So it's a big difference between Golden Gate Park and Golden Gate Fields.
I've spent lots of time at Golden Gate Fields.
Yeah, I'd be happy to place a bet on the Derby.
The only problem with going there on a Saturday is, can I get home?
Because the bus system here sucks.
I would have to go there and see if I can stay at my friends for the night in the city because going to Golden Gate Fields when I lived in Oakland was one thing.
Going there living here is almost impossible.
The only way I could do it is if they have betting during the week, then I'd have to go to form.
And I don't know after 40 years where I'd get a racing form in this day and age.
Last time I bought one, they went to five bucks.
I'd have to study the form, see who's in the race, and then worry about if I place a bet on this horse or that horse, they're going to be scratched.
Something going to happen to them.
I'd have to do that a couple days in advance.
The track, you know, if I were in Reno, it wouldn't be a problem.
I'd go to the sports book.
I could place a bet easily.
But I don't think you want to spend 80 bucks to slip me to Reno on Amtrak.
I thought there were some off-track betting sites there that was close by, Martinez.
And I could be wrong, but no, no, you wouldn't have to pick up a form.
I would tell you exactly who I'd like to bet on.
Oh, okay.
You wouldn't spend any of your money.
And if the bet's won, just for your trouble, you could keep half the winnings.
And you just send me the rest.
Well, that'd be fine.
Send me an inbox on Bell Gab, and I'll discuss.
When is the Derby?
It's the first Saturday in May, whatever that date is.
I'm not sure.
Oh, that's going to be a problem.
I'm going to be in San Mateo there, and there is no simulcast betting at the San Mateo event center anymore.
There used to be when it was Bay Meadows.
So that's another problem.
If I go to the Derby, I can't go to my paranormal event.
So how much money can he make at this paranormal event?
I realize that.
Now, wait a minute.
What I could do, hold on a minute.
Let me get out of the paranormal thing and let me look this up.
So give me a second here.
I haven't looked at Golden Gate Fields.
We drive by it all the time when we had a car and we got stuck in traffic there because people do things like a guy's changing a tire and the traffic is backed up for five miles.
One day I wish I had an iPad back then.
The guy's truck caught on fire and the traffic backed up for 20 miles.
Okay, Golden Gate Fields.
Turf Festival, pick six, pick five, super high five, pick four, Santa Anita.
Simocast, April 13, 20th, 27, 28th, my birthday.
But I don't, yeah, we can, I could go to a simulcast on Wednesdays, and maybe I can bet on the derby then.
I'm gonna have to give them a call and see.
Oh, your way to play the derby.
Hold on.
I'll click on that link and see.
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I'll have to look into this.
Express bet.
So I would need to go to the track.
Well, the Express bet, if I remember right, that's an online deal.
I would like something where if you could actually be at a simulcast where you could film it and then, you know, we make the bet, you know, on the day of the derby.
Well, you know, what I could, what I could do, what I could do.
Hold on.
Let me see when the hell the derby is.
You said the first Saturday, which is April or May May.
Okay.
Mike MV says you stream.
I have to look in that.
Okay.
First Saturday.
Well, the first Saturday in May wouldn't be the first Saturday in May because, oh, wait a minute.
That's after the 30th.
I'm being an idiot.
Just a minute.
Hold on.
Let me get out of this.
No, I'm looking at the calendar on their website.
That's it's for April.
So I'm going to.
I do that well, by the way.
That's the 7th.
Yeah, I could make that.
That wouldn't be a problem.
That's Saturday the 7th.
I can go to Golden Gate Fields early, go down there, bring my iPad, bring my charger, and do a live if they let me.
Now, certain places have regulations about video cameras and taping the race, so they might not let me.
I might have to do it from the grandstand or steak it or something.
Well, yeah, I mean, you're not going to be videotaping the Kentucky Derby, so you'd be videotaping the TV.
But more something, you know, we'd like to have video confirmation that you actually made the bet in case you know.
Oh, well, I don't know.
Well, I could show you that.
I could probably put the ticket in front of my iPad.
That'd be the best way.
I'll definitely inbox you and try to get some information.
And, you know, MVC Periscope would be the best.
So we'll look at that too.
Okay.
The 7th of May is a Saturday.
You know, I've never take that back.
I've never, I would love one day to go to the Derby.
It's an experience like no other.
I hope to do that one day before I die.
But I know I've seen Simulcast, the Derby, the Belmont, the Preakness, and the Breeders' Cup.
I used to go to the track a lot, my late friend Glenn, and my late friend Charlie.
So, and he had a weird way to bet on horses, and amazingly, he won.
He would take two bucks and bet it on every horse in the race to win.
And he got a lot of long shots coming in.
He bought a Sony video, the first Sony video projection TV said.
He bought one of those.
Cost him back then about a thousand bucks.
That was a lot of money back in the 70s.
So but I used to go out there and be amazed.
Now, there was a horse called Strutton George, and every time I bet on that horse, he won.
I had to bet on him with name like George.
All right, the collar came on, the colors left.
Well, so we went from the paranormal to horses.
All right, I think maybe I should wrap this up because the mouse and the wall, the hands are pointing to the clock.
So I think unless I get a new caller in the next five minutes or so, I think we're going to wrap it up for the evening.
Here comes a caller.
Hello, caller.
What's your name, please?
Bill.
Bill.
Hello?
Yes.
Yes.
Hello.
George.
Yes.
Hello.
I wondered if you'd heard any more about a possible opening on Dark Matter Radio.
I wrote, I wrote, I think I wrote him.
I wrote Keith.
I do this stuff in the middle of the night, so it all comes blurs into one giant email with drone calling me and Kathy calling me and people inboxing me and my posting.
I wrote Keith Rowland the note, but I've never gotten an answer.
So, I know that guy does what he wants, you know.
And I wrote Art Bell to call the show tonight, and I didn't answer either.
So, I don't know what to say.
You know, that's Keith's Keith's thing, and he decides who's going to be on there and who's not.
I did ask people, and people said they would write him and suggest me as a new host, but not that I'm tooting my own horn or anything, but and I don't know how far they got with it.
Nobody's told me anything.
It's only been one or two, a couple of days since I did that video.
I like Richard C. Oaglund.
We are friendly to each other.
I've been corresponding with him for four or five years at least.
And I haven't had the time to write him a note where you're going, what's going on, why'd you leave?
All that stuff.
I will in the next couple days.
Do you have any thoughts to intro music?
I barely, because of the way it has to be done, I sent it through email to MV and it didn't work.
And I managed to send that song.
I had about 10 songs I sent them, and they wouldn't work right.
So, if I do this again, I'm going to sit down and tell everybody, please, I'm not trying to be mean or anything like that.
Leave me alone for like 24 hours so I can really do legitimate show prep and have all the music set up and news clips and whatever I need to do.
Stop writing me in a forum, stop writing me in inboxes, stop calling me, stop emailing me, and let me just go into my stasis zone where I can concentrate on getting on the air and doing the best show possible.
This has been fun, but it's had a lot of glitches.
But then, I guess the camcast has had glitches in the past too, but I don't feel it's what about a possible title.
What about a possible show name?
Well, it was suggested midnight over Martinez or Martinez at midnight.
That's one possibility.
I don't know.
I haven't given it a lot of thought because this all came up after I did the video.
So, and I've been con 99% of my stuff has been concentrating on getting on this show, other than personal stuff I've had to do.
But last night I talked to two, I talked to one Bell Gabber on the phone for two and a half hours.
I talked to another one on the phone for two hours, not on the phone, but on Google Hangouts or on Skype.
People were inboxing me all day today.
I needed an unlisted inbox, unlisted Skype number or something.
It just didn't stop.
So, it's a little hard to decide what you're going to do on a show when you're being inundated.
And I don't have any real problem with it.
I'm not criticizing anybody, but if I'm going to do that, I got to sit down and get away from the computer, get away from the iPad, get away from the phone, maybe go in the bathroom or something, just get a notepad and start writing out ideas and just ignore the technology for four or five hours and then decide what I'm going to do.
And then, if I don't have a mixer and all that stuff, so I'd have to talk to Envy.
How the hell do you do this?
Now, Drone wants to do the cat box.
I'm willing to do that.
And he called me.
Oh, I think the music's going.
So I think that's the end of the show.
Let me find out.
What happened here?
All right.
Have a great one.
Have a good night, everybody.
Thanks for calling.
Thanks for listening.
Thanks for being in the chat room.
This is the guy from Pittsburgh.
Goodbye, and I'll catch you next time.
Bye-bye.
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