The Glenn Beck Program - Christmas Parody: Liberals (Parody of "Silver Bells")
Aired: 2020-12-18
Duration: 03:42


=== Liberals Smashing the City (02:49) ===

[00:00:10]  Liberals Liberals It's no flake time in the cities These dinglings keep breaking things
[00:00:37]  When they're not getting the way Streets and sidewalks crowded for blocks, People in a huge pile Throwing bricks through the windows of businesses, Like children pranking.
[00:01:05]  They need a spanking One that lasts a long while, But for now, all you're going to hear is liberals.
[00:01:26]  Liberals They're gonna smash up our city These dinglings keep taking things
[00:01:48]  And you'd better not get in the way Oh no Hipster street folk going for broke Shouting hyperboli as the looters rush out with their TVs
[00:02:15]  Hear the glass break in the big fake Marxist utopian dream.
[00:02:24]  And the source of the bustle you hear It is liberals, The Bernie Sanders kind liberals.
[00:02:40]  Oh, they love their breadlines making a mass of your city.
[00:02:51]  These dinglings They're shouting cause they care.
[00:02:56]  Keep ruining things.

=== Faint Hints of COVID Blocking (00:43) ===

[00:02:59]  Their names on their underwear.
[00:03:01]  Seems like they've all lost their way.
[00:03:09]  Teens and flip-flops, spitting on cops, living life liberal style.
[00:03:18]  In the air, there's a faint hint of COVID blocking other folks from passing.
[00:03:31]  This could last a long while.
[00:03:36]  And I sure hope they don't get their way.